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Yes hello? Is Kappa there?
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>>5764474
No this Aku
Ah
Ku
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>>5764475
Oh sorry Akko, I'm looking for Kappa.
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>>5764474
Fuck off i'm fapling to traps
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the sachiko
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>>5764435
best thread on esfores right now tbh
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>>5764440
thank you!
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>>5764444
hey quads
jokes aside [s4s], i need some advice. I'm bad at public speaking mostly because of anxiety and a lisp i have. Any way, I was just wondering if you guys had any tips for becoming a better public speaker
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Just dress up like a girl.
You'll feel more social and will quickly learn to speak clearly.
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>>5760746
3d anim is even cuter :O
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>>5760746
wew lad, i know what thats liek. even if u try and just wing it u'll still find urslelf not being ablel 2 speak properle.
my advice wud b 2 drink A LOT of water b4 u go on stage. make certain u do otherwise ur gonna find ur mouf supper dry.
u shud also be supper confident in urself. liek.... dis is all about U, U da woMAN. u got dis. be liek da train... "i tink i can i tink i can i tink i can..."
i wud also recommend practicing in front of frens or associates.
Haha, look at this funny looking dog!!
I shall call this meme Marshmallow Dog :DDD
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lol marshmello dog is fluffy :DDDD
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:DDDD
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>>5759143
shut the fuck up bitch
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This will make someone incredibly mad.
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YES
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RRRUIRUIASHUSDIUHJOIDAJOIDXNIASONX
AGAGGAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFUUCUCKK YOYOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5757652
#mad
>>>>:((
jsut kidding #happy LOLE :DDDD
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Bury Pink's ancestor
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>>5765466
Lole I remember this doujin
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>>5765466
Theres no way she wouldnt notice that her drink is now warm instead of ice cold
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>>5765474
Witches have naturally cold urine
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i love my so cute wife
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one day we will make her real
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>>5764568
please don't she wouldn't love me
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>>5764600
you could stalk her at least
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*disrupts your ambulatory trajectory*
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*interrupts your route*
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*presses my face into your foote*
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>>5767023
>*presses my face into your foote*
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>>5767023
you were supposed to answer the riddle dummy now the sphinx is gonna eat you
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say nice
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ugly
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>>5766956
haha waifu xD is that what you wanrted to hear!? is that what you wanted!@?!??!? i gave you what you wanted!!!!! NOW GIVE ME WHAT I WANT *pulls you down to the ground* WHEER ARE THE OREOES!!!!!!! *PULLS YOU TIGHTER* GIVE ME THE GODD*MN OREOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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not nice >:(
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STOP GOOFYPOSTING
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>>5766880
>STOP GOOFYPOSTING
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2017-09-04 07:55:42
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>>5766880
I often fantasize about a cute guy pulling down my foreskin and cleaning all the smegma under with his tongue.
Just by curiosity, does anybody here fantasize about doing it to someone?
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>I often fantasize about a cute guy pulling down my foreskin and cleaning all the smegma under with his tongue.
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LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD LEWD!!!!!!! STOP LEWD!!!!!!!! STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2017-09-04 07:49:49
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>>5766861
They only look better to you because you're brainwashed. There's no comparison between shitty cut dicks and delicious uncut dicks. They aren't really any cleaner unless you don't bathe or fap for weeks, and then you can get smegma buildup. But smegma tastes pretty great, so it's not a big deal.
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>>5766862
what hte heckel
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>>5766864
If you had to suck an uncut penis would you prefer it to be clean or covered in lots of smelly smegma? Explain your decision.
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come have a drink s4s
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>>5766682
Nice. Earl Grey. Comfy.
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>>5766682
I'm worried that if at some point I am able to retract my foreskin there will be a horribly encrusted collection of smegma accumulated there.
Supposedly there is some sort of steroidal cream that can ease the stretching process, but I think it's prescription and i don't want to go to the doctor's.
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>>5766708
i heard smegma is tasty
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>>5766642
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>>5766642
husband
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>>5766642
>>5766685
>>5766689
Hello friends,
This is the story of my Onahole. It was a ``Seventeen Evolution''.
I pounded it really hard with my big dick, shooting my warm load inside many many times. I cleaned it with warm water and sometimes a bit of soap, then used a towel to dry it. After that, it was always stored in the deepest corner of my wardrobe, in a thin plastic bag.
It was probably all the fault of this plastic bag. When I left it unused for a bit of time, it would get wet. I called it ``Artificial Pussy Sweat''.
My delicious cock didn't completely fit this tiny japanese teen pussy, so I ended up tearing the entrance a bit. After this point, the thing started to decay...
The sweat, alongside the ripped pussy tissue, allowed some kind of disgusting, albet not noticeable, white yeast mold to grow on it. In my naivety, I penetrated my cock sleeve once more.
The yeast started to grow inside my foreskin. Loads and loads of smegma formed, and the stench was really foul, even for me. I would clean the thing off, but it would keep reproducing. The head of my dick was so sensitive, that after 3 thrusts I would shoot buckets of thick semen inside my ona, which I kept using even like this, with the orgasm feeling like 5 times better with the infection.
I finally managed to pinpoint the focus of contamination, after several reinfections, so I cleaned the thing and stored it again. It grew once again and I got infected again from using it...
In the end, I decided to kill it once for all. I boiled a lot of water in a pot, and submerged my vagina in it. It floated, so I used a fork backwards to keep it down. The onahole was literally melting at boiling temperature, so each time I used the back end of the fork it would leave a mark. When I took it out after a bit over a minute, it was like the thing had a lot of scars, and the labia was completely melted. There were a couple of deep cuts in the surface that went all the way inside.
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A young kitsune is playing with her dollhouse on the floor. Behind her looms a dirty couch, on it an unwashed man with a stubble drinking cheap vodka. He stares at the girl with glazed eyes. He licks his lips one more time.
>Eaurgh... Come here!
>W-what is it, d-daddy?
>Get here and kneel!
The girl reluctantly puts her dolls away and apprehensively approaces the couch. She looks away from him as she kneels between his legs.
>Please, daddy...! I'll do anything you want!
He pulls his track pants down and pulls his dirty, grotesque member out. The warty, malformed penis is glistening with old sweat and crusty with smegma.
>Look here!
She turns to face him, her eyes already filled with tears. This is far from the first time.
Her pained cries and his bestial grunts echo across the room. He rams her head into his crotch again and again, precum and ballsweat running on her face. His penis is almost bursting with blood as it violates her most delicate parts. As his balls slap on her bone again and again, his disgusting organ rams into her sensitive depths. She is barely conscious from the pain and humiliation. She mumbles, almost to herself, over and over.
>Stop, daddy... It hurts... Please...
Finally he slams her head into his member for the last time, ejaculating half a week's worth of thick, shite semen exactly where it doesn't belong. He lets her fall face-first to the floor, his load seeping slowly onto the floor. Her ruined ear is already showing the tell-tale lumps and sunken blood vessels of the dreaded condition. The light in her eyes dies as part of the cum flows into her already-ruined ear canal with excruciating pain. The only thing she can hear is the cum dripping inside her.
>THIS IS THE TRUE FACE OF EAR RAPE
>HELP STOP AURAL SEX TODAY
>ONLY DICK YOUR DAUGHTERU IN HER LEWD MOUTHPUSSY
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>>5766632
nigger can you go back to suckin dicks underneath the boardwalk
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2017-09-04 06:59:42
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Not that guy, but a clit is way more similar to a penis than people tend to realize. They both get erect, both have a glans, both have foreskin, both can get phimosis, and both can get smegma. Both grow considerably larger during puberty as well, and both become fully engorged and twitch with orgasm.
I guess playing with a loli's clit is the closest you'll ever get to playing with a loli's little loli dick.
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2017-09-04 07:18:33
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I love the scent of my dick! I've never sniffed other dicks, but mine smells very sweet, specially when it has a nice amount of smegma.
It also has a quite adequate size, so it feels good to hold it in your hand when erect
>>5766641
I want to go to that warehouse, grab your wide hips from behind and penetrate you. Please wear your work uniform while we do it
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Are you cooler than all your friends? 2017-09-04 06:52:36 Post No.5766618
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Are you cooler than all your friends?
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Hey You do you wanna be cooler than all your friends?
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i already am
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>>5766621
this, i'm the coolest jam on the scram
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>>5766633
of coarse you do