Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 415. page

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Post em cause you know you love em.

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onpu is sexually attractive

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my beautiful wife

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hi im new here
well not really but its been a while
and i forgot how to check my fortune

i dedicate this thread to my trying to figure this out :)

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*eats all your oreos and nutter butters*

Your fortune: Good Luck

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I want to write a book in German about my stuggles should I call it "mein kempf"
#hashtag the struggle of having so much Aryan privalage
# not allowed to be proud cause it's racist
#just a normie fag

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Dear friends,

In my studies of the internent meme "Bury Pink" I have come across some disturbing new information that has come to light in the last few hours.
Let's re-cap what we know so far:
-Bury Pink used to be a Nice Meme!
-Bury Pink was entirely co-opted by the "Alt-Right"
-Bury Pink represents the latent desire in all White Supremacists' hearts for a "nice" white male culture: in the style of Nazi Germany or the opressive 1950's America
-The "Bondage Leather", Bury's attire of choice, represents subservience to pig headed men! (SEXIST)
-Bury Pink is a "Futanari" which is a Japanes Male crossdresser: representing the appropriation of femininity and feminine hypnotic power by MALES (SEXIST AGAIN)
In light of this, my CIA team, funded by George Soros, has discovered an Alt-Right conspiracy, funded by Steve Bannon who is using his father, Donald Drumpf's time machine, to create an army of "traps", or feminine male crossdressers.
These "traps" (boys who look sufficiently female to fool the unaware observer) plan to destroy equality by creating a gay communist society for which Drumpf will build a wall to protect them and their delicate boipussies. They plan to use genetic engineering to produce perfect "traps" who are indistinguishable from women except for their flat chests and feminine penises. Exo wombs will be used to completely eliminate the need for women in their gay society. To combat the trap uprising, I suggest all of my #NastyVoters to check under the skirts of shy girls for penises.

Your Meme Queen,
Hillary Rodham Clinton

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(i know that feel brow now come here and give me a hug)

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I think zaxby's tongue torch is my favorite buffalo sauce anywhere even if their wings aren't the very best

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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I pooped!

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I got this new expensive mic and I thought I would record myself talking about anything and put it on the internet and it'd be funny, but then I started recording myself and I don't know. then I went around and join 50 different discord things thinking I'll be able to talk to someone with it, but there's no one in voice chat in these things. what the hell man, CAW CAW CCWAW. I should return this.

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What are your thoughts?

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Did you know that Aligatr live in sewer and climb up butt when poo is made,

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Let me guess you've been here what? Maybe a year? A few months? Got tired of your initial little chuckle rush?

Listen here, and I'm saying this for your benefit, I singlehandedly create about 40-70% of the original content on this board on any given day. I'm 5 different namefigs, and I'm maintaining over a dozen different unique [s4s] content projects at the current moment I type this. Meanwhile you probably came to this board for a couple of cheap laughs, have never created an original joke in your life, and now that you've run out of laughs, and being a person with no creativity, you've decided the board is sh*t. So were you an avatarfig hoping you'd get some attention? Maybe you spammed a copypasta or image a few times hoping it'd catch on but gave up when no one would indulge your stupid little non-joke? Have you even ever created an original post yourself or is everything you've ever done already created by someone else and you're just posting it again and again?

Honestly, I'm being nice here and saying this for your sake. The difference between you and me is you come to this board to get a laugh and I come to this board to have fun. You will never ever contribute a single memorable thing here. Literally every poster here is aware of at least one of my OC or one of my names or even just a phrase I created. I've been 4 years and this board hasn't changed one bit other than improved because of my great contributions. You're not getting anything else out of this board, your few months of "fun" here are up.

The only thing left for you now is to constantly complain, but believe me I've seen you over a hundred maybe a thousand times. Posters like you are a dime a dozen. Get bored, complain, leave. Nothing ever changes with you newfigs. The worst part is you probably unironically believe you're accomplishing something here.

TL:DR; Just leave you f*cking newfig

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Some fag on here said
I don't haul nothing heavy.
That's 29,800lbs.