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>>5593295
LOL WHY DID I MAKE THE IMAGE SO BIG!!!

>>5593295
those flowers grew balls

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>>5593307
Many flowres have balls, sometimes, you eat them, someetimes, you squeeze them

first

Lil
Jane
Love
Laska

that reminds me i was eeating smol tomatoes with mozerral balls felt like part IV when they're at tonios

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My cat wants kill rabbit I'm not shure it can

>>5593299
Dubs, nice.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>5593242
I see Megumin I age

>>5593233
you got dubs

you're getting the hang of it already

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>5593233
So you want to be a shitposter, huh?
It's not easy.

This guide will teach you "thirty second shitpost" technique.

The basis of "thirty second shitpost" is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the "thirty second shitpost".

"What should my post contain?"
The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the "thirty second shitpost" you should approach your keyboard with the intention of shitposting and let it flow.

At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current shitposting trends and draw inspiration from them.
As a beginner, you may copy a shitpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.

As with all arts, the proper form is important. Shitposting is not as abstract as it seems.

Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.
Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-shitposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility.
There is one exception. Leaving the "S" off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your shitposting power by 15%.

Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it.
Many shitposts stand or fall on this point alone.

"Thirty second shitpost" technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic shitpost.

Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress.

It's said that a master cannot make a shitpost in thirty seconds, but thirty shitposts in a second.
This guide too, was made in thirty seconds.

So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!

I look forward to seeing the power of your "thirty second shitpost"! がんばって!

>>5593233
Newfigs start off not being allowed to make posts with vowels, after that you can use all vowels except the letter y which is a pretend vowel. Then you can only post the letter y then you may post as an established fig

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>>5593231
my champion, who is a tough person, is requesting a challenge

do you wish to fight them, yes, or no?

>>5593236
Why does this girl have no boob!?

>>5593241
biibs are fir the week

Mary.

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>>5593222
>222

>>5593213
me on the left

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In a whistling tune: "Always look on the Bright Side of Life!"

>>5593221
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS??

first!

>>5593204
Anyone who tatoos themself on their back is a RAD dude in my books

sometimes my cat walks into my room but im fucked on drugs so it scares me cuz shits in my peripheral idk what it was

>>5593108
drugs are rude to your body. don't do it :))

>>5593114
not all of them, in fact many of them are beneficial or medicinal, such as tylenol or shampoo

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im lukin fir gold...........lol

>>5593091
pwnAS

>>5593090
literally poop

>>5593090
You seem to have a small arrow embedded in your leg.

>>5593090
I used to be an adventurer like you

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>>5593069
By the way, we've made Earl Grey tea illegal in the Federation because, ahh, I forget the reason. You'll have to make to with Pepsi for now.

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>>5593069
Also
>69
>nice

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As long as I have my coffee and it is black, no one gets hurt.

probably just snowflake shit like bisexual/pansexual but tags are good. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dont like to get zombie and monster girls mixed up gets confusing

>>5593067
Furries and scalies still have flesh under their fur and scales. A better term for humans would be "smoothies."

You're right tbh

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>>5593052
Yeah. Will you show me?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again