cowe
>>5593943
wowe a cowe
pigecowe
>>5593943
i activate the spell card polymerization
i fuse cowe and monke from my hand to fusion summon...
cowemonke!!!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
ayy fuk ur mammary gland milk chugging fgts
first.
>>>>>>>>>RATFINKS SUICIDE TANKS CANNIBAL GIRLS AND>>5593955 DUBS
Just woke up from a dream. I was outside and there was a big outcry of no power in the area. Someone yelled "We have it over here!"
I'm then approached by a woman saying there was a report of a waffle snake in the area. I ask her wtf is a waffle snake? We then hear people yelling and I turn around.
Across the field I see a massive brown snake slithering its way towards us. The woman and I run. The snake is incredibly fast and catches up to us. Sad to say the woman was swallowed whole and the snake didn't lose any speed.
I'm running for my life when I run into a near building. I run and close all the doors behind me. Take turns down different hallways and finally find a room that looks safe. At this point I'm lost on what to do. Only one way in and one way out.
I do the unthinkable. I place my pointer finger and my middle finger on my forehead... wtf why am I trying to perform instant transmission. The snake comes in the room. Finds me in the corner. The snake then says "are you trying to perform instant transmission?" I reply "yeah". The snake then asks where am I going? I reply, to King Kai's planet... then I actually did it. I teleported, then I woke up.
What the hell is wrong with me. Bye.
first
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>nice dream
I once had a dream where I was in a mysterious room and some guy in a mask came up to me and pointed a gun at me. He then asked me "do you want to die? I said yea and then he shot me. And then it actually hurt
>>5593958
i love that song
New meme: beary strokey
>>5593927
I hope she never recovers
It's time to sleep
first
anime
first!
>>5593892
*kills anime*
oops
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
fuck all of you right now
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>5593866
hell yeah you got the dubs baby girl
>>5593866
Who is he????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>5593878
benis
taking a bath
squeezing a buttcheek
>>5593844
dUbs!
This thread is incredible.
>>5593818
i mustache u a question
>>5593818
I have a cat for that
>>5593822
check the dub
this so much!
>>5593747
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>>5593732
honk those honkin honkers
>>5593732
honk
honk
lmao is that your benin? put your pants up already tinyboy anon.
>>5593730
*murderese you*
bullyin is not allowed
*sucks benis back into body*
>>5593730
im a gril
you see this man at door, where does he put his shoes?!?!
>>5593720
In his ass-jar
>>5593720
good question, I will have to sit and thoroughly think of my answer
>>5593720
habitat
you see this man at door, where does he put his shoes?!?!?
He doesn't wear any shoes because that would be self-domestication.
>>5593716
i have no idea what this person is but that image seems like a very simplified exagerration of whatever he's about, so much so that the original concept of his value is totally lost
"shooting himself in the foot" is a mainstay of critique but that seems far too easy/simple a pictorial representation
>>5593739
thinking things are too simple is degenerate
lads,
first.
my boy