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all good lads are welcome round mine for sausage rolls and tea edition
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>>26517356
post a pic so i know what you look like
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Post Waifu's mah robot's
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Poleaboo isn't allowed to post here, so I, his friend, post on his behalf
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Lads I'm bulimic.

I've tried everything to lose weight but just can't.
How do I stop?
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>>26517551
You have literal autism you fucking freak.

End yourself.
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>>26517567
Why kill yourself to escape misery instead of those who made you this way?
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>>26517600
Because not everyone is a faggot, like you.
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>>26517560
>I've tried everything to lose weight but just can't.

No, you haven't.
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>>26517625
Put yourself in his shoes

Suicide is sad
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>>26517539
very very very original comment desu imo very original
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>>26517662
>>26517632
>>26517625
Just get high you whiny bitches
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>>26517539
Here is my cartoon wench
>>26516196
>out of the window
I used to piss straight out of the window and after a few days the smell becomes noticeable, carried on for a few more days thinking the rain would wash it away but the smell becomes somewhat permanent, do as other anon says and just empty into the toilet when nobody is around
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>>26517729
Don't know a dealer, can't find a decent UK darknet vendor

Besides I don't really inhale it well, not sure if I've ever been high
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>>26517453
dad isn't wrong, how long has poleaboo been mooching at home now, must have been 3-4 months at least.
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>>26517662
Well what else is there to try?
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>>26517792
Mid-September, so 5 months

Pressure to get married now too
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>>26517779
where are you from?
>>26517765
>I used to piss straight out of the window
Get caught?
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>>26517729
FRIEND
SPLIFF
HEHE
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>>26517797
Meant to reply to >>26517632
Oceee
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>>26517818
almost half a year jobless and mooching at home. your dad has every right to make you look for jobs
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>>26517539
Here's the waifu~

Just had a pretty violent purging session. For some reason it helps with stress. Feeling pretty good now besides the stomach pains desu~
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I've been a neet for 2 years lads what do?
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>>26517825
Manchester region

>>26517765
Poleaboo pissed out of his window when his pissbottles were all full, worried about neighbours or roommates catching him from above

Later realised it was smarter to empty the full pissbottles out the window instead
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Who /comingwithmenowonajourneythroughtimeandspace/?

B
O
O
S
H
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Who /bigflacciddick/ here? I vary from about 4 - 6" on the flop
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>>26517829
I-I don't..
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>>26517860
Please tilde, get some help. We love you here.
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>>26517825
No but I couldn't stand the smell out back so I eventually moved to bottles then kitchen sink and now toilet
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>>26517861
nothing, it's too late. you won't be able to explain the cv gap.
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>>26517842
Poleaboo HAS been looking for work

It's just aggravating when asked "have you tried looking for jobs at Asda or a bank?"
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>>26517915
>It's just aggravating when asked "have you tried looking for jobs at Asda or a bank?"
it's a yes or no question.

and we all know you spend more time playing fucking digimon then looking for work you lying fuck
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>>26517875
2far4me
>>26517907
>I eventually moved to bottles then kitchen sink and now toilet
bruh 2 funny I'm in kitchen sink mode right now
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>>26517840
If you consistently eat less calories than your bmr you will lose weight, bulimia or not.
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My memaw lost a finger in Britain lads
>fore knuckle shuffle >http://youtu.be/gU9R9D_3HI0
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>>26517861
It's over mate

Low tier jobs don't want you because they know it's until you get something better
High tier jobs don't want you because you have no experience

Welcome to hell, where you're pressured to get a job which no one wants to give to you.
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>>26517941
I spent about half of last year at the gym.
This year I've eaten nothing but special k 3 times a day, not even joking. Plus I throw myself up after every meal and now only drink water.
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>>26517894
CHAP
MARIJUANA
HOHO
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>>26517962
Can't really even count under soil doll house you farther less fuck
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>>26517931
It doesn't take long to check if there are any vacancies at a supermarket

It's also a first port of call

Job search is hard and cruel
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>>26517979
>le physics doesn't apply to me meme

ok fatty
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>>26518005
S-say again mate?
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>>26517983
suck my dick
original comment
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>>26517962
Well that's the side y'all like F5 an run
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>>26517914

I know that's the main reason I'm fucked, I can't say I was a lazy neet for 2 years...

>>26517962
What about call centres?
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>>26518026
Kill yourself please.

You really need to.
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>>26517551
Live your life like the 4chris says but in honest denial
>>26517600
because kids say the mar test thing
>my lambigini lords
>http://youtu.be/w8WN8mAugI8
>huh
>Roberts waiting for the lords to die so he can take over and fly to you the oldest butter Lilly
Blue
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>>26517884
I've a small dick when flaccid, super long foreskin and phimosis. Good thing I'll always be a virgin
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>>26518322
You need a doctor
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>>26518299
ok fatty

oc
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Go cunt a duck at the knees to bend the heavens again or see in that stinks to wave to you
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>>26518371
Seriously why would you call someone who feels shit about their weight that?

Actually curious.
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>>26518404
Because shit posts get shitposts back and 4chan isn't your personal hugbox.
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>>26518322

Long foreskin and phimosis sufferer here too, also a virgin.
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>>26518450
Yeah but britfeel is for people to get away from the bullies.
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>>26517539
Posting waifu, I think azulad is sleeping next to me. Pretty cute desu.
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>>26518490
Almost did at least
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>>26518487
Tough love, fatty.
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>>26518487
Poleaboo feels that while there's a strong concentration of sympathetic ears here, there is also a disproportionate level of bullies in these threads
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Is lime fish still acceptable lads
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>>26518298
>call centres?
Worth a try mate but don't get your hopes up.
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>>26518530
I like poleaboo. It seems like me and him have similar personality's.
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>>26518487
No, /britfeel/ don't bully. It's just honest. It's not like normies who rub your back say everything is okay. We'll tell you when you're fucked.
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>>26518601
I think he seems alright as well. Don't always agree with him or his actions but he seems like a nice lad desu~
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>>26518298
I got a call centre job after being unemployed for 2.5 years so if you can bear it, go for it.
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>>26518630
>nice lad
>pissed in people drinks
>stalked a girl
>took naked recordings of her
>bad mouths almost everyone he interacts with

If he had a camera set up in your bathroom and spammed the pictures here, would you still call him a 'nice lad'?
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>>26518592
>>26518637

I might make up a story saying I helped my dad with his work for two years to fill in the gap.
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>>26518601
>>26518630
Poleaboo is glad it is possible to find other people like himself

Would feel very alone, miserable and possibly suicidle without this place
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>>26518670
I wasn't really here during that stuff so my opinion is only based on what I've seen from September-ish~
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>>26518637
I fell for the call centre meme and had to quit the first day after training. Luckily managed to lie about how long I was there on my CV to leverage into a better job. Fuck phones.
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>>26518670
Don't distort the facts

>pissed in drinks
Of obnoxious normies

>stalked a girl
Harmless

>took naked recording
Shared pics, besides she wouldn't add him on Facebook

>backbiter
They're all bad people who bad mouth him
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Weight gain attempts have taken a turn for the worse, not sure why.
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>>26518696
I recommend reading his blog. It really shows what a vile person he is. Keep in mind the worst entries have been deleted but there's enough there to show how much he hates everyone and everything.
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>>26518670
If he spammed pictures of Tilde in the bathroom in the bath/shower, i'd shake his fucking hand
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>>26518727
Are they as bad as everyone says? I've been pressured to apply a few times but so many people say call centres are hell on earth.
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>>26518695
Who let Bob Dole's retarded british cousin in here?
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>>26518779
He explains clearly what the offending parties did to deserve his anger and retribution
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>>26518630
It feels really good to have both you and poleaboo reply to me seen as your both somewhat celebrities of britfeel.
I have replyed to your posts before but never gotten a response back. Good to finally talk to you tilde.
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Anyone here ever considered living on a canal boat?

Seems pretty comfy desu and with house prices gone full retard it might be the way forward
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>>26518809
Is tilde a GRILL?
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>>26518779
I have read most of it. I still cannot really bring myself to dislike him. I do not agree with some of his actions. I think I would have to understand his thought process etc while he did all of these things to be able to form an accurate opinion. I can understand why others would dislike him, so I am not really looking for an argument. I'm also in no position to judge anyone in these threads~

>>26518839
I am not a celebrity or anything, please just think of me like you would any other anon. Sorry for not replying, it is nice to talk to you as well~
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>>26518857
If I bought a canal boat it would probably sink
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Will I be allowed to post here once I move to Lancashire
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>>26518839
Poleaboo apologises

He always felt he replied to every post replying to him
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>>26518864
Tilde is cute, yeah
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>>26518779
Where can I find his blog?
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>>26518812
Mine was ok, i've only worked in recruitment besides that and frankly it was less soul destroying than that.
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>>26518380
Damn. I really don't understand British slang at all.
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>>26518812
>high pressure job with little breaks
>time off call is recorded so you have to be on call talking to customers at all times
>number of calls taken a day is recorded, sometimes with limits to hit
>have to talk to senile old people
>have to talk to angry people who blame you personally as if you're the ceo and not just a worthless grunt
>have to talk to people who will call you a worthless grunt and remind you how shit your job is
>have to talk to people who don't speak english properly
>have to talk to stupid children who are translating for their parents
>supervisors treat you like expendable rubbish
>shit pay
>office is very loud and head ache inducing after long hours
>sore throat from talking all day after a days work

3 different call centres here senpai. They were all the same. Never again desu. I think it's the worst job a robot could have. Certainly the worst jobs I've ever worked.
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>>26518812
For me personally it wasn't a particularly bad environment. I really liked the people and the managers. I managed hide my autistic tendencies from months of isolation during training to the point of almost becoming a normie.

But then it was just pure dread, the kind that gives you tunnel vision and that cold sinking pressure in your chest. You need to be on it constantly, high high targets and customers being shit and abusive. I couldn't multitask the phone call and the admin while adhering to security procedures and just looked around and thought I'd rather stay a NEET than do this every day.

tl;dr it's a job for a certain kind of person and chances are if you post here it's not for you, I don;t regret it and would still recommend trying.

>>26519021
sums it up perfect
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>>26518970
No, you'll still be a paki
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>>26518971
I don't often see you on at this time poleaboo, something keeping you up?
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>>26518999
Poleaboo.wordpress.com

He got arrested less than 2 months after starting it
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>>26519039
>tfw even as robot I am an outcast

Have mercy f am
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>>26518970
Poleaboo does

>>26519053
Watching a boxing doc on BBC4 now while brother plays PS4 with his m8 in our room, though they should be going out soon
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weebs out 2bh
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>>26519080
You don't even have your own bedroom? That would be torture for me.
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>>26518404
They said the teasing will make you strong bonsai, that's why I push them away and think of sadder days.
>autism
>when did you get it.
>mental scars don't count
>but I do mental scars
>I was born, I developed mind body and soul to come tell the guys in self denial like a black hole is simply a door
>but like the Higgs boson
>I could not keep up with that
>and now I count in to
>binary
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>>26519142
I like your painting

Oc
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>>26519113
He'll be going back to uni soon enough, his presence is cutting into my Digimon time

Also morning masturbation
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>>26519142
Sponge or spray for the red backing? Can't tell. I would buy the shit out of that either way. Although the far left side doesn't sit well with me.
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>>26519216
Which Digimon?

I still play rumble arena on my ps2.
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>>26517539
posting in the middle of the night
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>>26519368
now i dont even want to post my waifu to save being known as the guy who can't post a pic with his waifu in it :(
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And we have reached the hour of the day in which I am tired but do not have the desire to go to bed any time soon.

Please just fucking end it all.
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>>26519382
Don't worry lad, happens to the best of us.
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>>26519405
Two more to fill the Windows 1010
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Something went wrong
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>>26519405
I have a cold. Why do I have a fucking cold? My nose was happy two days ago, but now it's wet, red, and painful. I've had to breath through my mouth since then, so that's scratched up my already raw throat and tonsils to the point that I have a sharp, constant cough. I tried to sleep last night, but kept waking every few minutes thinking I was suffocating. My dreams slipped into reality, and I considered killing myself because Bismark was positioning artillery outside my flat. Think I'll stay awake until I'm tired enough to pass out for a few solid hours. I have a cold. At least you don't have a cold.
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doing a poo on the loo
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>>26520195
Liverpool

Get a load off this twat.
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What's Leeds like? I might be living there soon. I'm expecting cold shitty weather but other than that what else?
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>>26520195
>scousegays
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>>26520411
city centres quite hipster expensive. that was my impression last time I went.
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>>26520411
>I'm expecting cold shitty weather

Which country you emigrating from lad?
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>>26520411
rest of it looks like the op image.
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>>26520451
I'm getting that impression too from some youtube videos of Leeds.

>>26520459
Moving from Leicester to Leeds
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>>26520504
Then why did you say cold shitty weather like it was something new?

It's barely 100 miles from where you are now. It'll be the exact same
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poo was disappointing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzwm7t9Xs_o
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>>26520504
>Leicester

Escaping the pakis? I'm glad you made it out, some of us are still stuck here.
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>>26520724
what a relief
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>britfeel
>its full of pakis
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Drinking Pepsi Max and eating a crisp sandwich at 03:12

What a life I'm living lads.
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>>26521036
look on the bright side. you havent killed yourself yet
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>>26520411
Pretty good, used to live there, town centres always changing, it's small enough to get around but big enough to not feel small, probably wouldn't go down chapeltown, harehills, gipton, actually just stay away from the east of the city
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>>26521058
I love my crisp sandwhichs.
They're the only nice part of my day, however I'm gaining weight fast.
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Had just about enough of it all lads
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>>26521114
you know what you must do desu
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>>26521150
That's really sad. Hope no one has actually followed that.
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>>26521114
>>26521150
>>26521241
You fucking pathetic bastards make me sick
Shut your fucking mouth and kill yourself or fuck off
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>>26521241
i did

ocee
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>>26521292
haha mad
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>>26521241
I know plenty who have done it online, and one in real life.
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>>26521315
Le salty haha xdd
Fuck off cunt
4chan is full of fucking normies now
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>>26521411
stop getting emotional you sound like a roastie
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>>26521150
Is this actually painless?
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>>26521420
lets fuck
original comment
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>>26521550
yep. it's like going to sleep and never waking up

>>26521553
sorry you're too fat
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>>26521596
I'm a fucking twigggg
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Fuck the electricity bill, that oil heater is going on. This cold is intolerable.
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Anonymous, it's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you still posting?
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>>26522015
cos i've fucked up my sleeping pattern

oc
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>>26522015
>he isn't a complete social and emotional cripple incapable of sleeping at the correct times
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>>26522015
Because I just don't see the point in anything anymore
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resorted to growing drugs to pay the rent. feels bad lads.
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>>26517539
Going to do a sleep and play some Halo with Junlad in the morning
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can any one give me a (you) and make me feel like there is someone else there?
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>>26522972
sure m7.

how are you coping this morning?
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>>26522995
thank you anon, not very well desu senpai, going a bit crazy over here and i really dont know why
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>>26523003
ahh. not slept in a while?
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>>26523076
ive slept almost all of the past week
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Well that was weird.

i couldn't sleep, and i heard a weird noise and thought 'ah fuck the seaguls are at it early. wait it sounds like they're screaming "help me"' took me a shamefully long time to realise that it was someone clearly super distressed screaming. called the cops. our kind bobby's have arrived and seem to be helping the poor fella out.
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>>26523398
>cops
fuck off yank
seriously though do you know why he was like that? sounds serious
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>>26523754
I'm in a town with a large young population, a lot of homeless people and a bit of a heroin epidemic. so it probably wasn't anything too bad.

the whole thing was over in 40 minutes or so from the rozzers arriving. he left in a cop car that followed an ambulance. just one guy. i assume he had some kind of psychotic incident or was just all jazzed on funpills.

>not a yank fanks
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Wish I had a reason to be in bed now
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>>26524164
damn where do you live? can't be any worse than the place i call home i assure you
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>>26524209
Brighton

the shit hole shangri-la where degenerates come to live briefly, and obnoxiously and die.
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>>26524294
ive met someone from brighton (who isnt a degenerate) and he seemed to quite like it, is it just a bad part of town or does he just have shit taste?

from bradford myself so im an expert on shitholes
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>>26524294
are you gay? can i come cuddle you?
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>>26524430
in many ways it's a great town. huge international population. culturally pretty vibrant. lots of london money in the area as well as massive companies like AmEx and Bupa down here.
However there is huge wealth inequality. i live somewhere quite nice (location-wise) in the city centre but it is essentially a very expensive slum. can get rough man.

ALSO bradford. west yorkshire rep senpai. i'm from huddersfield and spent roughly 20 of my 26 years there. i only left in september after having a bit of a mental breakdown a few years back and having to move back in with my folks. miss its different brand of crumminess desu.


>>26524460
Not gay. Definitely not above some platonic man on man spooning though <3
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>>26524616
we should defiantly do that then :-)
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>>26524616
im living in coventry right now for university but im probably going to end up back in bradford soon because things are looking grim, i might just end it desu
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>>26524765
don't worry! coventry is only an hour from leicester where they have that sweet space museum. i think it's for kids but i went when i was 23 and it was great.
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>decide to try out okc
>do questions and shit
>everyone around 50%
Oh guess it's time to delete that
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>>26525634
nobody cares about the questions
girls don't even look at them
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>>26525634
>everyone around 50%
as if that matters, it's all about looks with online dating
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>>26522177

>sleeping is the only thing I enjoy doing
>I can no longer do it on my own terms

Dreams are my only solace.

>>26522761

Which Halo, longsincefallenasleeplad?
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>have to present at work today
>almost certain i will reveal my power level

well it was nice having a regular income.
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>>26522761
very good lads.

oceee
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I got out of the hospital today. I tried my best to join you. I promise I did.
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>>26517539
Posting waifu.
May the good lad have mercy on my soul.
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>he's a janitor
>on an anime imageboard
>this is how he spends his friday nights

>he
>does
>it
>for
>free

Pic related aside, last friday's movie night went pretty well. Post suggestions for what to what this weekend and we'll start polling later today, lads.
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>>26526966
Hope you get banned again.
Nice dubs.
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>>26526966
lmao that's only because I reported that post
I only wanted a few of us in the room so had to get rid of that post
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>>26526966
Apocalypse Now
Raising Arizona
"The Training of O" with Bobbi Starr days 1, 2 and 3.
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having an early morning shitpost from work. boss isn't in today so I'm gonna slack like a mufucka
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I shouldn't have to get up at this time on my days off.
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>>26527027
>announcing a report

reported.

oceee
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>tfw you wank so much that your foreskin gets dried out and starts getting cracks in it
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Lads, when do you think the civil war will come to our island and we can finally /pakisout/?
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>>26527158
>announcing a report of a report

reported.
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>>26527206
Coconut oil senpai. It really does help.
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>>26527211
>announcing a report of a report of a report

reported.
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Why is Kanye saying he's $53 million in debt?

There is no fucking way. The way his albums sell, his current deal with Adidas, his personal clothing line and the family he married into. There is just not a fuckign chance he has blown the money faster than what it is coming in.

I like Kanye but he needs to fuck off with this attention seeking.
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>>26527235
>I like Kanye
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>26527235
>Asking blacks to NOT seek attention
>Thinking this is possible
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>>26527246
>Asking retards NOT to split infinitives
>Thinking this is possible
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>tfw when lad fashion is back in
>tfw never stopped being oasis core since high school almost 15 years ago.

Pic related, my fashion inspo.

>>26527235
Adidas cucked him into paying for most of it, while they get the better return.

His album is on that stupid JAy-z thing no one uses, and he wasted his cash on his clothes line which is failling because you can get shit like Raf Simons, Rick Owen for the same price range and it's better quality.

Also, Kim's money is tied up. (and she'd be a fool to let yeezy touch it.)
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>>26527284
He will still be fine because Jay-Z will always bail him out, and that is one cunt that isn't skint.
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>>26527245
>not liking the modern reincarnation of shakespeare and disney

>>26527235
kek did you see his tweets asking mark zuckerberg to invest a billion in him. The guy just wastes far too much money trying to get into fashion.

Going to listen to his new album later today and I'm hyped. I don't care what anyone says, I liked Yeezus.
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>>26527284
The only people I see with Lad Style are Anti-fa gay boys. It's ALWAYS them, never any normal people.
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>>26527311
>I liked Yeezus.

fuck off channon
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>>26518886
>I am not a celebrity or anything, please just think of me like you would any other anon.

I'm just like you guys :) btw here's my waifu and tripcode
Oops almost forgot!~~~~
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>>26527306
Jay-z is like that friend who doesn't want to see his friends fail so is always bailling them out. Such a bro.

>>26527321
I don't have any anti-fa shit round my way, we're not fags.
Is anti-facism just the new go to for hooligans to get their fight on because the fitba is under heavy heavy scrutiny these days.
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>>26527384
Anti-fa is always old dole heads or teenagers dressing in Lad Style but they never wear any shoes except Samba or Original Adidas.

They sing football hooligan songs aye, and always go to the local matches waving their shite flags about 'Smash the Fash!) or 'Fuck Racism) etc and are OBSESSED with holding banners and taking pictures of them all outside their pubs.

They've tainted the style for me becaise they look like clones and it's always them wearing it.

I've even seen a bucket hat or two as well.
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Purely hypothetically, lads:

How illegal is it to arrange to hookup with someone on craigslist/grindr and then beat the shit out of them?
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>>26527458
Well its illegal to beat the shit out of someone anywas lad.

Why do you want to hypothetically want to do this anyways?
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>>26527458
Aggravated Assault, very serious because it shows you had intent. Your record will show you're a mad cunt
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>>26527458
Attempted murder.
You almost never get caught though, it's very frequent in London where they mug you.
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>>26527458
i was planning on meeting up with a lad from grindr for cuddles but you've scared the shit out of me now

JUST WANT SOMEONE TO CUDDLE WITH FOR FUCKSAKE

DOES IT REALLY HAVE TO BE THIS DIFFICULT
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>>26527458
It's a form of assault.
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>>26527451
>they don't wear CP originals
Fucking kids these days.

Whatever happened to going to the fitba, having a good old sing song shouting anti-secterian chants at the weedgie cunts (both sides, fucking soap dodging cunts) then having a good old piss up.

>anti-facism
>tfw these are the cunts are phoning the police on me when I post shite about Jay fucking beattie. #yesyesyes or when I post about Rangers fans being English royalist poofs.

Pic semi-related, Griffiths before the fucked off to the tinks up the road.
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>>26527458
kek why do you want to do that?
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>>26527479
>>26527486
>>26527499
>>26527513
>>26527516
>>26527552
Purely hypothetical, you understand.

Genuinely not planning on doing anything like that, but had heard about it happening. Pleasantly surprised more rampant homophobes don't do it it more tbqh though.
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>>26527458
>meet up with guy on Grindr
>go to beat shit out of him
>he fucks you up

Don't underestimate faggots. Some are hard as fuck. I grew up in a small town where being a gay was pretty much worse than being a paki so the gay guy down my road use to fight cunts all the time and he was mad fucking strong.

>tfw straight as fuck and only hang around with him because he was hard.
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>Delayed action hangover
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Morning lads, been up all night. Got a feeling I'm going to be eating far too much in order to stay awake.
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>*teleports behind you*
>*unsheathes katana*

Good morning, kid.
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>>26527614
>tfw straight as fuck and only hang around with him because he was hard.
>because he was hard.
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>>26527540
Are antifa really the new football hooligans? I thought they were just the fags who go harrass retards like the EDL and Britian First while they march around industrial estates
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>>26527645
>*it was a decoy*
>*I'm actually behind you now*

Nothing personal, kid.
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Who /CinemaAlone/ here?
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>couple friends who live with their GF
>they stay home all day
>play vidya and watch TV
>perfectly fine
>me
>no GF
>stay home all day
>play vidya and watch TV
>seen as loser with no life

JUST
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>>26527655

You can kill me in this form, but I will be back.
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>>26527655
>*you were trapped in my illusion world*
>*you actually didn't move at all*

You got a lot to learn, kid.
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>>26527680
What jobs do you all have? That matters for status too.
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>>26527694
Average jobs. 25-30k

Though that's in South Yorkshire so it might be a little higher as wages here suck.
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>>26527649
No, google antifa ultras.

It's basically faggy kids brought up on the internet trying to be like green street and football factory, but refusing to use sexist, racist chants.

>no sexist racist chants
why even bother chanting.
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>>26527680

They will likely not keep gf much longer. This time last year I was doing this, living with qt Latvian gf. Now incel living with mommy.
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>>26527726
What went wrong lad?
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>>26527665
Bunch of chino college wankers have sat near me ffs.
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>>26527665
>>26527758
What you watching senpai?
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>>26527758
r they cute senpai?
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>off work
>work shifts so always start back on different days/nights
>last week
>settling down for the night
>ready to enjoy another night off work
>glance at time table
>see tomorrows date
>realise I'm working in the morning
>haven't been able to mentally prepare

This is one of the most gut-wrenching feelings ever.
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>>26517480
Dobby or Zara lads?
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>>26527783
>tfw set days off
>tfw other assistant manager does rota
>tfw my days are split.
fuck that prick.
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>>26527738
Probably a number of things mate.

I have to take some responsibility and admit I am a piece of shit with no ambition in life.

On the other hand, she had gotten into modelling. It started off innoncent but then the boobs and vag started coming out and this led to a few arguments.

One day she told me she was going to France with a photographer she'd been working with and my cuck alarm went off. I told her she's free to do what she wants but I won't be here when she gets back. She said fine so I called mum and she helped me move all my shit out.
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>>26527770
Deadpool
>>26527780
Wouldn't know I'm not a fagoo
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>>26527724
>>no sexist racist chants
>why even bother chanting

So no funny chants.

Im a lefty who hates facist retards but i think that unite against facism and their ilk are worse than you're average EDL simpleton.

The EDL simpletons are just wandering through a town centre chanting rubbish. The good goy antifa faggots always make it kick off.

If i was popo I'd get riot training and probably end up on the news for jamming my batton down some pink haired landwhales throat
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>>26517539
Waking up to a cup of tea from mummy, lovely morning to spend with the waifu.
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>>26527828
>Deadpool

oc comment do not steal
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>>26527828
I'm sorry but you're watching deadpool mate, you clearly are.
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>>26527825
Did she cuck you senpai?
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>>26527825
Sounds rough desu.
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>>26527825

Can you share some pics? I love east yuro girls.
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>>26527877
>she told me she was going to France with a photographer
Fuck yeah she did.
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any one get sfv?
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>>26527825

Cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish laddy.
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>>26527877
In all honesty I think she probably did not cuck me, but I can't be sure. One day some time after I had moved out I went back to my flat to get some vidyas I had left and she turned up with another lad.

>>26527894
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>>26527923
Fuck off. Armpits are the thinking man's fetish. Cuckolding is the cuck's fetish.
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>>26527852
>lefty who hates anti-fa
I know that feel bro. This modern left is making us all look fucking bad... and I'm the kinda lefty who thought Tony Blair was too centre-right to be labour.

I believe in equality and for everyone to be equal I need to be able to have bants with everyone. men, woman, blacks, whites, rich, poor. IT'S FUCKING BANTER YA PRICKS.
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>>26527948

Unless some slag is bagpiping you mate then armpits are shit tier.
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>>26527863
>>26527861
Stop bullying me!!!
Comment original
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>>26527953

I third this, the left has been ruined by fat women with neon hair. Though I still want pakis out.
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>>26527947
Been split up for a while. She's pretty good looking so you're probably alright looking too so i don't think you'll struggle to at least get interest from grills
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>>26527964
Did you get any popcorn lad?
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>>26527970
>wanting pakis out
m8 if it wasn't for pakis I'd have never get fish and chips. The only chippies in my area are paki owned.

however
>want the rape gang pakis out
fcking right I do lad. Im sick of this 'they're not bad people' shite.
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>>26527993
>>26527993
Split up since June last year.

Thanks lad, although its not going so well right now. I just want qt gf to take the pain away.
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>Put in a claim for "Severe Disability Premium" top-up on my ESA
>Check account today, 4,600 pound lump sum
>They'll pay me 62 pound a week more from now on
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>>26528002
you know there were fish and chip shops before pakis came right?
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>>26527947
damn nigga, what do you do to get her? you got to have a big ding a ling or money
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>>26527953
>>26527970

>tfw when i want a proper social democracy
>tfw when im racist because i think that we should only provide for our own countrymen and not economic refugees

I think we should help the syrians desu lads.

I also think we should strengthen ties with the commonwealth of we fuck Europe off
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>>26528020
how do you do that? they say im already getting the max rate but this sounds kinda interesting
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>>26528020
What disability you got lad?
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>>26528024
You know pakis own most these days though.
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>>26528012
>I just want qt gf to take the pain away.
I know that feel bruv

The only girl who i know likes me is my m8s sister and she's fucking bogging.
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>>26528030

Nah fuck that, I don't want indians coming to this country, they can keep their 'culture' we already have curries, we don't need anything else they have to offer. Aussies and NZs sure as fuck aren't desperate to come here anymore.
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>>26528048
>there's a girl out there who likes you
>complaining at all

kill yourself
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>>26528052
I should have clarified. We should strengthen ties with aus, nz, cucknada and meme countries like Jamaica.

Also hawai. They still have our flag on their state flag
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>>26528030
I believe we should support the poor.
I work but still believe in the welfare system.
I however, think you should be a british citizen to get it... and I sure as fuck don't think junkies should get extra and their methadone.
I'd rather we fit the bill for rehab. If they fail rehab twice, then they are no longer eligable for welfare. Fuck them.
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>>26528041

He has a 2D waifu
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>>26528061
>>26528061
I'd rather wank myself dry for the rest of my life.

Wouldn't go home with her when i was a blackout drunk mess
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>>26528089
I agree. Help the needy not the greedy
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>>26528026
I am not broke, but not rich. Penor is nothing special, about 7 inch. So I don't know what to tell you lad.
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>>26528039
You have to be on DLA/PIP and income related ESA and have no one claiming Carers Allowance for looking after you
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>>26528125
tick all the boxes there
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>>26528115

What about neet fags who are fit to work?
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Any cute /britfeel/ guys want a lonely big sis to play video games with and cuddle?
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>>26528141

I'll fuck you raw and nut inside of you if that's ok?
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>>26528122
how much in the bank? i refuse to believe you are not rich.
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Can any off you guys help me out?
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>>26528125
Oh I forgot, also you have to live alone as well. The money is supposed to be so that you can pay helpers to do everything for you
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>>26528154
>nut

Yank detected
jog on
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>>26528154

Thats not cute. I want to cuddle and play with your cute little cock.
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>>26528135
If they're trying and failling because they suck at human interaction I don't mind.
If they aren't trying then fuck em.

>tfw disagreee with work4free bullshit scheme though.
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>>26528141

Will you piss in my mouth and make me your slave?

If so, yes.
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>>26528163

Sitting in North Acton lad.
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>>26528164
I'm 6 foot 3, 400 pounds, size 18 feet, 8 inch cock. Can I come?
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>>26528135

Anyone with half a brain can go into a jobcentre and tell the difference. The anxious guy with a full work search card and the polite demeanor gets a pass. The chav who swans in and says "yeah found nuffin" doesn't.
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>>26528156
Savings, about 15k, but I haven't touched that all.

About 2k atm in the current account.
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>>26528132
Download and fill in this form

https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/243895/response/599159/attach/3/Acrobat%20Document%20IS10.pdf

That form is for Income Support but the ESA form is identical so it shouldn't make a difference. Just cross out any references to IS and write ESA
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>>26528160
>be so that you can pay helpers to do everything for you
You must be severally retarded.
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>>26528188

No, you're too tall and fat and have too big of a penis.

I want cute short guys with a 4-6" uncut penis and I'll shave all your body hair off and we'll cuddle in bed under the covers.
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>>26528188
You always add an inch on to everything, that's a fact.

So in reality, your 6'2 and 7 inches.
Haha fucking micro penis manlet.
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>>26528158
I remember that.
I didn't save it though.
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>>26528210

>shaving my legs, arms, chest, stomach, shoulders, back, and butt

Have fun with that.
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>>26528210

I'm a 5'9 borderline skinny fat with blonde hair and a 7" uncut penor. Pls love me
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>>26528210
I admit it. I'm actually 500 pounds. You in?
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>>26528251
Not that guy but I'm in senpai.

What video games you into?
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>>26528135
>fit to work?

But you told the gp you want to kill yourself anon :^)
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>>26528251
How do you get to 500 pounds cuz??

I'm 6'1 and 140 pounds.
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>>26528141
R u female?

If so maybe
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>>26528268
I can't play video games. My hands are too fat. I'm actually 600 pounds.

I can watch you play games but only if you pay for them. And you're not allowed inside, you have to play from outside the house through thw window. You in?
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When will channel 5 do a programme on robots on bennies? Whenever they do benny programmes it's always about disgusting fat chav slags or dagos.
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>>26528199
thanks, ill try and see if my mummy can fill it out for me because I'm a retard
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>>26528165
Slave labour isn't cool anon. Lining the pockets of corporations for free isn't either
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>>26528307

They won't, people might end up feeling a bit sorry for some people on benefits. That's not why channel 5 is doing it.
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>>26528307
A real robot would never agree to be on TV.
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>tfw no hannah gf
>tfw not both signing on, popping into spoons for a cheeky pint before going home and aggressively fucking her on the sofa whilst our staffie tyson watches on
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>>26528210
6 foot. 2/3 inch flacid
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>>26528303
Yeah okay, i'm in, where u @
For the record i'm 5'6 and 124 pounds.
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>>26528367
Great. I'm in Zimbabwe. See you tomorrow.
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>>26528381
Can only do thursday??!!
Meet you @ the airport!??
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>>26528396
Fuck off. I can't travel. There will be a a guy at the airport called Billy Bass. He'll ask for some money, just pay him and he'll take you to mine.

Bring a ladder and don't wear shoes.
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>>26528303
>>26528367
>>26528381
>>26528396
>>26528451

I didn't think I'd see shitposting more annoying than Tidle. I was wrong.

Gg lads
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>>26528475
You're welcome.

My shitposting costs 50 bongs plus tip.
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>>26528451
can i pay him in travelers cheques?
Do plimsolls count as shoes? or should I just wear think socks?

help me senpai
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>>26528451
>>26528510
aslo what does billy bass look like?
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Need a reason to get out of bed lads
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>>26528597

Go see a hooker lad
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>>26527027
>>26527114
>>26527158
>>26527211
>>26527227

When will you fucking autists learn?
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>>26528597
My main reason is to post on /britfeel/.

try to think of food, that might help.
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>>26528633
It's shitposting tuesday senpai. Join in.
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>>26528510
>>26528543
Just buy Billy Bass some lunch today. He'll find you long as you wear the plimsolls.
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Got a mental health assessment with two psychiatric nurses later this week. Quite nervous 2bh.

What sort of things do they ask? How do these things go?
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still just lying in bed lads. was supposed to be at work for 9am but it's so hard to even get out of bed
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>>26528696
You pull a cheeky sickie?
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>>26528696
Enjoy your promotion, lad.
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>>26528685
questions like 'do you ever feel suicidal, ever depressed, anxious' etc.
you know... usually questions to do with mental health since it's a mental health assessment lad
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>>26528696
>supposed to be in work for 9am
>posted at 11:51

You dun fucked up son
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>>26528737
Yeah I expect questions like that (planning to lie about suicidal thoughts since I don't want locked up).

But are they good at coaxing information out of you and getting a feel for your situation? I ask because I am terrible at getting my thoughts and feelings across. I don't even know how I feel; I just know I'm not a functioning adult.
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>>26528718

probably will but i doubt he'll believe me desu, did it recently too. might have to find another job lads
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>>26528789

i went a few weeks ago, I guess it depends on who's wsking the questions but the woman who did mine was basically reading from a rehearsed sheet. they dont care about you mate, just doing their job
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Just had a meeting with my uni's counsellor

>"are you eating properly?"
>y-yeah~
>"do you self-harm?"
>n-no
>"have you had any suicidal thoughts?"
>o-of course not

Normies are so gullible~
Hopefully now they will leave me alone~
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>>26528816
What happened after your appointment? Did you get referred for muh CBT or get given jew pills?
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>>26517884
who else /tinyflaccidbutbigerect/

1 inch flaccid but 6.8x6.2 erect
t.surprise causer pro
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>>26528832
They didn't believe you. Hopefully you'll get sectioned
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>>26528887
They won't section him. They just want to help.

Come on tilde, go get some help lad. This place wouldn't be the same without you.
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>>26528865
3.2 flaccid
7.67 erect.

My penis is so fin and bent I might as well have a micro penis.
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>>26528832
Why did you have to do the meeting tilde?

Also have you been here for ever, but only started using the trip in 2015, or are you fairly new?
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>>26528838

She told me that she wanted to see me in two weeks, that we would discuss getting medicated then and that she wanted me to start going to group therapy.
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>>26528938
Sounds alright really.
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Just woke up earlier than usual, dreamed I was in the US on a motorcycle road trip or something. So I stopped in this pub and met the most perfect girl ever. Was teasing me and everything, went to her room later on and started kissing and making out, It felt so real and everything felt amazing. I woke up and realized im still a KV with no ambitions in life, fuck you r9k I have wasted all my life listening to you guys telling me I don't need girls and shouldn't waste my time. I'm leaving this place and never returning. You lot should do the same
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>>26529006

see you tomorrow then lad
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>>26528938
Hopefully you'll meet a qt neet grill at therapy and you can settle down together
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>>26528865
Also who else /bigenoughdickinrealitybut can'tseeitasanythingbuttiny/ here
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>tfw stuffy nose
>tfw cold
>tfw had 4 faps so far and the muscle tension has me sore
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>>26529006
Fuck you, no one has ever believed in me, but this time I am going to stick by it. The stuff I felt in that dream made me truly happy. Removing all my bookmarks and never returning here after this thread is archived.
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>>26528789
Got the video for this?
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>>26529050
I want to leave here and do something worthwhile to, but it sure as shit doesn't involve getting a girlfriend.

It's hard to understand why people care so much about this anymore.
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>>26529006
See you tomorrow lad mate senpai.
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>>26529050
If you really want to leave, why are you still posting? Why leave after this thread has archived? Why not leave now?
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>>26529061
I think it's in here somewhere:

https://www.picsgonewild.com/album/jUsW

If not you'll need to dig through her Reddit posts. The video is just the exact same as the webm though, there's nothing else to it.
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>>26529098
I'm just trying to show why I am leaving and hoping I can change someone else to leave as well. 5 minutes reading a thread doesn't make a difference to me
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>>26529123
Neither will the next five minutes senpai
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>>26529111
>roasty

ewwwww!!!!!!!!
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>>26529123
You want to convince someone to leave? Show proof to me that leaving this place truly makes your life better.
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>>26529141
I don't have any proof yet, just a dream I had that felt so amazing and made me want to chase it and do something in my life. Just hoping others can feel the same way I did at some point and want to change themselves as well.
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>>26529171
So you're going to go on road trips in the us and hope you find a grill at a pub?

Sounds like a joke mate.
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>>26528909
I was thinking about discussing stuff but when you are face to face with someone it is very overwhelming and scary.
I do not really think I need help anyway~

>>26528927
I had to have a meeting because of some 'concerns' my lecturers had~

>Also have you been here for ever, but only started using the trip in 2015, or are you fairly new?

>here from December 2014 to February 2015
>returned in September
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>>26529171
>shit posting in his underware about a magical dream girl and his magical dream motorbike

>wants to make something of himself

Fuck off you autist.
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>>26529111
Ohh okay thanks bro!
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>>26517524
chafe
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>>26529171
Ignore the haters. I've had dreams like that too. It's best to try and do something sooner rather than later before the effect wears off and you become cynical and jaded again.
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hungover so drinking some j20 desu lads
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Any /Kent/ man in? Preferably /East Kent/
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feeling a bit wobbly lads, knew I shouldn't have ignored 'once opened consume within 2 days'
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>>26529288
Man up mate, I ate half a pizza I had ordered on Friday and left out since last night and I'm fine.
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>>26529288

You do realise Best Befores and Consume within x-days are m3m3s to make sure no one sues them right?
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>>26529327
>>26529305
That's what I thought until my shit came out black
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>>26528597
have a wank, you'll feel better
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>>26517539

today seems like a good day
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>fed up of getting up post-midday
>decide to make a change
>get up at 8.30am
>just lurk until the time I usually get up anyway

How do I become productive, lads?
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>>26528832
I had a similar interview one morning when id just got up, and they asked me if I self harmed, but she was a paki, and I thought she said do I sell farms?

and im looking like wtf do I look like the kind of person who is in the farm selling industry.
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>>26529457
I did the same thing.

Now I just feel like im wasting even more of my day.

Maybe it'll get so bad that ill do something one day.
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lads if you were going to fuck/date somebody transgender would you rather do an mtf or an ftm?

assuming they're fine with using their birth genitals and look/smell/feel/act like their preferred gender
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>>26529500
I'd rather they didn't have that issue, even though I've had similar feelings from time to time.

I suppose I would prefer a mtf though?
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>>26517539
I am going to Japan in October lads but I want to go to somewhere in Europe before that, only for about a week.

Where should I go? I'm thinking around May/June time and have a limit of about 700 quid for that trip
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>>26529500
Where can I buy this pillow?
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>>26529500
>if you were going to fuck/date somebody
Flawed premise. Robots don't date anyone.
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>>26529553
Go to France bruh
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>>26529500

Literally who cares? If this is the extent of /britfeels/ conversational ability I'm not surprised all of you lead such shitty lives (by your own account).
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>>26529574
The problem with France is that there's far too many French people. They really need to sort it out.
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>>26529565
http://www.instructables.com/id/Make-Out-Practice-Pillow-for-Valentines-Day/

make your own
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>>26529500

mtf

but then I have a futa fetish so that kinda goes without saying desu
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>>26529642
where did you find this picture, a miniature dollhouse?
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>>26529602

Don't worry they're trying their hardest.
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Haha check out this guy's Halloween costume XD
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>>26529457
How about you get a fucking job m8
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>>26529743
i want to give his penis a pat on the head
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>>26529772
I would like it if you patted my head senpai
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>>26529553
Go to Portugal it is comfy and cheap
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>>26529743

I wish a girl would make me wear that.
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>>26529828
w-which one anonymous
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>>26529867
My normal one tbqhwy senpai.

I would be very pleasing to have my hair stroked as well.
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>>26529405
lovely weather too, fancy going out for a loiter
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>>26524430
>>26524616

Bradford people be posting when im asleep.

Theyre building a new super mosque. oh joy.
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I dunno your thoughts on this, guys, but I actually think this is a pretty good idea http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/news/internet/what-is-porn-ban-how-does-it-affect-you-3635053/?google_editors_picks=true.
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>>26529959
>age verification system
It's so retarded. Kids are smart enough to put their age as 18+ on dating websites and I was going to the cinema to see 18 rated films when I was 12.
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>>26529959
So you just have to enter your age? Sounds like a shit idea that won't stop anyone.

Why did they bother doing this.
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>>26530000
>>26530002
no retards learnt to read, you have to send age verification / proof of id
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>>26530002
>>26530000

You'd be surprised how many normies get scared off by shit like that. The amount of times I had friends freak out about the police or parents finding out we were going on 18+ websites when I was a kid was quite alarming.
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>>26530021
It doesn't say anything about that.

>>26530030
I suppose so. Maybe it will do some good, who knows.
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>>26529553
>I am going to Japan in October
Me too lad
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>>26530050
let me read for you.

>The UK government has today confirmed that all sites containing pornographic content will soon be legally required to request some form of age verification. If a visitor cannot prove they are over 18, they will not be able to access pornographic material online
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>>26530000
a) check'd
b) there's talks of requiring actual age verification not just "ARE YOU 18"

I just think it's weird just how readily accessible porn is to kids from age 10+.

Don't get me wrong, I watched porn when I was under 18, but it's now even more widespread, starting at a younger age, and is almost certainly fucking kids up.
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>>26529959

MPs would have to give their details to porn sites as well so it will never happen.
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>>26530074
Why yes, I was born in 1916.
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April 18th, 2017.

Pornhub today exclusively revealed the entire Commons' porn-viewing habits. The data, which was has been widely circulated despite government requests, has allegedly revealed the following:

The most commonly searched terms among the Conservative party were: _________

The most commonly searched terms among the Labour party were: _________

The most commonly searched terms among the Liberal Democrats were: _________

The most commonly searched terms among the UK Independence party were: _________

The most commonly searched terms among the Scottish National party were: _________

The most commonly searched terms among the Green party were: _________
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https://www.greggs.co.uk/menu/pasties-and-bakes/katsu-chicken-curry-lattice/

Fucking unreal these lads, just destroyed a couple there.
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>>26530274

>Young/Barely Legal Boys
>Cuckold
>JOI
>Ebony
>Redheads
>Hairy
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>go to look up girls from back in school for a nostalgia wank
>ends up getting really depressing really quickly instead

Not even in a 'look at their lives compared to mine way', but in a fuck they're all getting old and boring and hopeless as well way.

Dick ended up soft. Will have to try again later. I dunno how more people don't kill themselves once they realise they can never go back to the good old days. I know I want too.
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>>26530274
Conservatives: Femdom.
Labour: Cuckold.
Lib Dems: who?
UKIP: BBC.
SNP: chubby
Green: zoo.
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>>26517480
So lads after I saw my reflection when jerking it to degenerate porn I've finally decided to chemically castrate myself and free myself from the vaginal jew

i'm going to go back on setraline and up my dose, my penis will never get hard again
i'll be free from the degeneracy and want

i'll be more than an animal
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>>26530339
But wanking is literally the only good part about being alive.
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>>26530445
I like looking at myself naked

the sight of my flaccid cock pleases me in a non-sexual way, i'm closer to being an angel
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>tfw get paid tomorrow
>haven't eaten in six days
fuck me lads, i think i might genuinely cry and bless my meal before i eat it, when i finally get paid
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>>26529959
been trying to quit porn altogether anyway so this is fine by me
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>>26530511
You might need to be using food backs desu lad.
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>>26530274
Conservatives: Gay/ Tranny
Labour: ''Plumber here to fix your pipes'' bog standard porn.
Lib Dems: Abstract Porn like wanking over artwork, colours, and inanimate objects
UKIP: Facial Abuse, Rough, Forced
SNP: Homeless Voyeur
Green: Zoo
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>>26530511
Don't you have anyone who can help you?
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Is it gay if I prefer the male form over the female form?

Looking better doesn't mean I'm attracted to it. I prefer the look of male bodies but I am only attracted to female bodies.

Women are basically just shit at everything ranging from task completion to appearance.
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>>26530562
You need vouchers and shit to use food banks.

>>26530616
No, no one at all.
Also, I live alone and have recently sold literally everything I own other than my shitty laptop that isn't worth anything anyway.
I've been trying to treat it like a ''fast'' so I don't feel like hanging myself every two minutes and can try and convince myself that I'm gaining something from the ordeal.
But in truth it's pretty much:
>Just fuck my body and mental health up senpai
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>>26530274
>Bestiality
>Gang Rape
>Humiliation
>Consensual sex in the missionary position
>BBW
>Interracial
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>>26530656
Do you like feminine men?
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>>26530715
I think there's a certain beauty about boys (no pedo) and feminine looking men. The term "like" is an odd one though. I'm not attracted to them if that's what you're asking.

The same way I see a beauty in a flower, doesn't mean I want to fuck the flower or anything.

Apart from a tulip, they're sluts.
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>>26530656
I'm only slightly gay and I feel the same way. It's pretty much straight.

at the end of the day a 10/10 man is way more attractive than a 10/10 women, thats just a fact.
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>>26530755
Haha, you're gay.

Give it a few years and you'll be into bara.
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>>26530675
Do you work laddo?
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>>26530339
Take estrogen too and become a qt trap anon
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>>26530755
>>26530767
I agree to the extent that a feminine guy 10/10 Is better than a woman. You can Always appreciate male form non sexually as well.
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>>26530916
>Traps
>qt

Might was well just have bumsex with a scrawny lad desu.
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>>26530917
I wasn't talking about a feminine guy though.

I think I would prefer it if I was actually gay. Maybe.
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GIMME YOP ME MUMMA
YOP ME MUMMA
GIMME YOP WHEN DA MORNING COME
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>>26530944
Maybe you would, personally I love fucking feminine guys but I'm happy not being gay :^)
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MrBabish are you in here?
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>>26530939
I had proper sex with a skinny french lass once if that counts. ;:^)
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>>26530964
Who is MrBabish?
First its MrFappyFappy, now its this guy.
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>tfw my dildo is on the way
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>>26530916
no, the idea is to remove sexual desire altogether
free myself from the vaginal jew
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>>26531163
Just look in the mirror then fampai
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>>26531202
upboated

original comment
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How do you write a CV if you have nothing to put on in, lads?
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>>26531336
Volunteer and get stuff to put on it.
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>>26531336
I was told thath aving a lot on your CV isn't always good.
I got some advice in /britfeel/ about mine. I trimmed it down, and left only the relevant job related stuff on there.

Less is more I guess. The one on the left was what I came up with the careers advisor at uni, I never even got an interview sending that off. The right is the new one I made with /britfeel/'s help, it was only a week or so ago so I'm still waiting to see whether the job interviews/offers start flowing in. Hopefully they do.
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>tfw so hungry it's making me cry

think I am just going to go to sleep and hope it goes away~
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What's for lunch lads?

Toasties for me.

>>26531415
Can't even buy a 15 tin of beans or something from the shops? I take it you're broke as fuck, well learn to eat practically if you are, buy shit like beans and bread and the like. With even a fiver you could buy enough tinned shit to keep you going until you get cash.
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>>26531415
Sounds like you should eat something.
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>>26531408

I'm being trolled, ain't I?
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>>26531415

Please have something to eat tilde, you're making me worry with the counselling stuff.

You can say it's to make me feel better if that helps.
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*loudly distorted ice cream van music stops and starts around the neighborhood before fading off into the distance*
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>>26531408
>interests section is the same size as the work experience and education combined

pls stop
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>>26531471
Wound up like a kipper, geezer.
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>>26531436
Sorry anon, but it isn't like that. I appreciate your concern though~

>>26531457
>>26531476
Eating is the last thing I want to do. It just makes everything worse~
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>>26531415
Hungry? You don't know how hungry feels, you fucking moron. People like you are worthless fucking cunts.

If the reason you're not eating is anything other than you can't afford to or are a poorfag then you are pathetic.
People are starving, everyday... Even in the UK... and you choose not to eat out of vanity... or eat and throw up because of vanity.

Fuck yourself and die, cunt.
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>>26531487
I remember this feel. It's a bit weird.
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>>26531487

>tfw you will never be a mobile drug dealer who also sells delicious treats to kids
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>>26531408
>has a masters in physics
>has experience in developing/coding
>can speak moon

*deep inhale*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
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>cooking some sweet potato chips

Was gonna do myself a nice steak AND some chips but I left the steak in the fridge too long and it went a bit funny. Didn't smell, was just all discoloured.
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>>26531471
They said the same thing the first time I posted it. That's why I've edited it down, I certainly am not joking when I send my CV off.
Just giving a fellow anon an idea of what he should write.
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>>26531563
Does it work? What do people with jobs think of it?
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The civil service job I applied for back in January has now closed applications. For some reason I still feel hopeful that I will get called up for this job even though I have literally no experience and it seems too good to be true.

>18k starting
>no job history required
>guaranteed 37 hours a week
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>>26531408

I think I remember you, the right is much better, well done.
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>>26531613
>basic AO job
>it seems too good to be true.

You're weird
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What should I write for that little personal blurb at the top? I know you should put stuff like what you're looking for and some breif overview of yourself but desu I just want to have an easy office job that allows me to live while I do other stuff.
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>>26531613

Link please? Sounds like a job I should be applying for.
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>>26531700
What region are you in?
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>>26531700
>has now closed applications
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>>26531599
>What do people with jobs think of it?

It looks terrible. Looks like he dgaf and banged it together in 5 minutes on notepad. You need to start by, at the very least, using a good looking template.
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Successfully phished a university (email/moodle/gateway) account

Unfortunately though the password is clearly not something she would be using on other services (personal email, facebook)

It is a nice launching pad though, plenty of information to devour, plenty of mischief to make
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>>26531649
I've failed university twice, I'm nearly 23 and I've never had a job. At this point I'm not entirely convinced that I could see any educational path through to the end.

The prospect of a job which pays 18k (which is livable here, albeit with very little wiggle room) is very enticing to me. Yeah I have fantasies where I imagine myself as a person worth more than just being an AO drone for the government, but at this point in time my confidence is so low that I doubt things will go that way.

>>26531700
Go to "civilservicejobs" dot whatever (Google it) and search for jobs near you. Set the pay bar to it's lowest setting. It was actually a guy in /britfeel/ who recommended Civil Service work to me in January. He seemed to think I might actually have a chance of getting the job as well. Go for it lad.
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>>26531415
Tilde have some lucozade or something if you can't eat.
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Anyone here seen Redline? Just watched it and shit was intense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok2369YY2P8
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>>26531761
Bright side - current civil servants can apply for the graduate fast stream without a degree, so all hope is not lost for power and moderate riches
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>>26531761

Thanks, there was a similar job in my area on the first page so I'm gonna give it a shot.
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>>26531790
I thought the 'Fast Stream' thing was specifically for graduate applicants, no?

Fuck man, I really need to reel my shit in and stop playing out extended imaginary scenarios where I actually land this job.
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>>26531820
I thought the 'Fast Stream' thing was specifically for graduate applicants, no?

It is for outsiders, but civil servants can apply internally without a degree.
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>>26531813
Good luck, friendo. The application is a NEET's dream. They don't ask for work history, there's no mandatory section for references and all that type of thing.

There is an aptitude test thing that you need to do but it's reasonable enough.
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>>26531787
I liked the soundtrack.

Maybe Ill be able to muster up the motivation to watch it.
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The gay faggot that makes himself sick is fishing for attention again and people are giving it to him

WEW LADDIE
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L
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>>26531850
Filter the word tilde and ~

Problem solved.
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>>26531787
Yeah, i've watched it two times (maybe i'll watch the third time). Did you know that Redline was hand-drawn for 7 years?
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>>26531860
>censoring your self because some fag likes to roleplay for attention

Might do it desu
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>>26531866
I did. 6 years were dedicated to making sure Sonoshee's titties were on point.
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>>26531761
University isn't for everyone. Stop being part of the liberal agenda. Go to a community college for a skill. My friend, who's 25 now, is a X-ray technician and makes more money than most Uni graduates, and he only has a 2 year degree. Plus the unemployment rate for these medical tech degrees is a whopping 1.6% (you're guaranteed a job almost)
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Why are English men so ugly?
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>>26531940
This. We've got everyone going to university to study pointless meme subjects instead of getting a real skill.

>I studied Travel and Tourism :))))

Might as well throw 27 grand in the fucking bin and do nothing for 3 years
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Whats everyone listening to rn? Got any recommendations?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9K0B8axdvU
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>>26531787
I think I have a long time ago. Is it crazy racing? Maybe i'm confusing it with another weeb thing.
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>>26531951
England is one of the few countries where the men, overall, are better looking than the women.

That probably says more about how hideous the women are rather than how attractive the men are, though.
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>>26531940
>>26531982
At one point I considered going to college to do a 2-year computer science course. That would have allowed me to transfer into (some) degree programs. But I'm just not confident in my ability to motivate myself to learn and get through the material.

Looking into radiography (the x-ray thing) now, it looks like you need a degree in it to be able to get a job?
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>>26531982
I just don't understand why people are losing interest in such skills. Everyone knows every western country is desperate for medical technicians, electricians, nursing (especially in America), etc and these jobs pay great money too.

It's almost as if, people have been brainwashed to go to Uni just to party
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>>26532059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhDhxjaCA-w

That's what I'm listening to. I don't like recommending music to people because whenever somebody recommends music to me it's always shit, I feel that people are thinking the same thing with my recommendations.
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>>26532200
You go to school for the curriculum exactly. Unless you're retarded it's a 2- year degree with a starting salary of 50k+

And that's just an example. There are tons of skilled trades that are highly in demand that only require a 2 year degree.
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>>26532129
Crazy weeb racing with aliens and robots
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>>26532202
I'm >>26531761. In my final year of school when everyone was applying to uni, the deadline was fast approaching and I hadn't applied. Our year's university advisor had a meeting with me.

I fucking told her in plain English that I didn't know what I wanted to do and even said "maybe even something more vocational would be best for me" and she just blanked me. It was always assumed that I was going to uni. For some schools and parents it's like university is the only option.

>>26532232
Here in Scotland all degrees are 4 years. For me it feels safer to hope for this AO job at 18k than to potentially put 4 more years into what could be a failed attempt at university.
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>>26532304
>Here in Scotland all degrees are 4 years.
Poleaboos degree would have taken 6 years to achieve to to the layoff
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>>26532232

I might be being retarded here, but googling for radiography courses throws up full 3 year degrees.
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>>26532336
What degree did Poleaboo do?
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>>26532376
Accounting and Finance

Lot of females on that course, the disparity was exaggerated by males being more likely to skip classes
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>>26532376
Accountancy I think. Pretty decent degree 2bh. Once you get into a financial services firm + pass your exams you're in a cushy position.
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