/britfeel/

>>26517356
post a pic so i know what you look like

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Post Waifu's mah robot's

Poleaboo isn't allowed to post here, so I, his friend, post on his behalf

Lads I'm bulimic.

I've tried everything to lose weight but just can't.
How do I stop?

>>26517551
You have literal autism you fucking freak.

End yourself.

>>26517567
Why kill yourself to escape misery instead of those who made you this way?

>>26517600
Because not everyone is a faggot, like you.

>>26517560
>I've tried everything to lose weight but just can't.

No, you haven't.

>>26517625
Put yourself in his shoes

Suicide is sad

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>>26517539
very very very original comment desu imo very original

>>26517662
>>26517632
>>26517625
Just get high you whiny bitches

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>>26517539
Here is my cartoon wench
>>26516196
>out of the window
I used to piss straight out of the window and after a few days the smell becomes noticeable, carried on for a few more days thinking the rain would wash it away but the smell becomes somewhat permanent, do as other anon says and just empty into the toilet when nobody is around

>>26517729
Don't know a dealer, can't find a decent UK darknet vendor

Besides I don't really inhale it well, not sure if I've ever been high

>>26517453
dad isn't wrong, how long has poleaboo been mooching at home now, must have been 3-4 months at least.

>>26517662
Well what else is there to try?

>>26517792
Mid-September, so 5 months

Pressure to get married now too

>>26517779
where are you from?
>>26517765
>I used to piss straight out of the window
Get caught?

>>26517729
FRIEND
SPLIFF
HEHE

>>26517797
Meant to reply to >>26517632
Oceee

>>26517818
almost half a year jobless and mooching at home. your dad has every right to make you look for jobs

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>>26517539
Here's the waifu~

Just had a pretty violent purging session. For some reason it helps with stress. Feeling pretty good now besides the stomach pains desu~

I've been a neet for 2 years lads what do?

>>26517825
Manchester region

>>26517765
Poleaboo pissed out of his window when his pissbottles were all full, worried about neighbours or roommates catching him from above

Later realised it was smarter to empty the full pissbottles out the window instead

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Who /comingwithmenowonajourneythroughtimeandspace/?

B
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S
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Who /bigflacciddick/ here? I vary from about 4 - 6" on the flop

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>>26517829
I-I don't..

>>26517860
Please tilde, get some help. We love you here.

>>26517825
No but I couldn't stand the smell out back so I eventually moved to bottles then kitchen sink and now toilet

>>26517861
nothing, it's too late. you won't be able to explain the cv gap.

>>26517842
Poleaboo HAS been looking for work

It's just aggravating when asked "have you tried looking for jobs at Asda or a bank?"

>>26517915
>It's just aggravating when asked "have you tried looking for jobs at Asda or a bank?"
it's a yes or no question.

and we all know you spend more time playing fucking digimon then looking for work you lying fuck

>>26517875
2far4me
>>26517907
>I eventually moved to bottles then kitchen sink and now toilet
bruh 2 funny I'm in kitchen sink mode right now

>>26517840
If you consistently eat less calories than your bmr you will lose weight, bulimia or not.

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My memaw lost a finger in Britain lads
>fore knuckle shuffle >http://youtu.be/gU9R9D_3HI0

>>26517861
It's over mate

Low tier jobs don't want you because they know it's until you get something better
High tier jobs don't want you because you have no experience

Welcome to hell, where you're pressured to get a job which no one wants to give to you.

>>26517941
I spent about half of last year at the gym.
This year I've eaten nothing but special k 3 times a day, not even joking. Plus I throw myself up after every meal and now only drink water.

>>26517894
CHAP
MARIJUANA
HOHO

>>26517962
Can't really even count under soil doll house you farther less fuck

>>26517931
It doesn't take long to check if there are any vacancies at a supermarket

It's also a first port of call

Job search is hard and cruel

>>26517979
>le physics doesn't apply to me meme

ok fatty

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>>26518005
S-say again mate?

>>26517983
suck my dick
original comment

>>26517962
Well that's the side y'all like F5 an run

>>26517914

I know that's the main reason I'm fucked, I can't say I was a lazy neet for 2 years...

>>26517962
What about call centres?

>>26518026
Kill yourself please.

You really need to.

>>26517551
Live your life like the 4chris says but in honest denial
>>26517600
because kids say the mar test thing
>my lambigini lords
>http://youtu.be/w8WN8mAugI8
>huh
>Roberts waiting for the lords to die so he can take over and fly to you the oldest butter Lilly
Blue

>>26517884
I've a small dick when flaccid, super long foreskin and phimosis. Good thing I'll always be a virgin

>>26518322
You need a doctor

>>26518299
ok fatty

oc

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Go cunt a duck at the knees to bend the heavens again or see in that stinks to wave to you

>>26518371
Seriously why would you call someone who feels shit about their weight that?

Actually curious.

>>26518404
Because shit posts get shitposts back and 4chan isn't your personal hugbox.

>>26518322

Long foreskin and phimosis sufferer here too, also a virgin.

>>26518450
Yeah but britfeel is for people to get away from the bullies.

>>26517539
Posting waifu, I think azulad is sleeping next to me. Pretty cute desu.

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>>26518490
Almost did at least

>>26518487
Tough love, fatty.

>>26518487
Poleaboo feels that while there's a strong concentration of sympathetic ears here, there is also a disproportionate level of bullies in these threads

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Is lime fish still acceptable lads

>>26518298
>call centres?
Worth a try mate but don't get your hopes up.

>>26518530
I like poleaboo. It seems like me and him have similar personality's.

>>26518487
No, /britfeel/ don't bully. It's just honest. It's not like normies who rub your back say everything is okay. We'll tell you when you're fucked.

>>26518601
I think he seems alright as well. Don't always agree with him or his actions but he seems like a nice lad desu~

>>26518298
I got a call centre job after being unemployed for 2.5 years so if you can bear it, go for it.

>>26518630
>nice lad
>pissed in people drinks
>stalked a girl
>took naked recordings of her
>bad mouths almost everyone he interacts with

If he had a camera set up in your bathroom and spammed the pictures here, would you still call him a 'nice lad'?

>>26518592
>>26518637

I might make up a story saying I helped my dad with his work for two years to fill in the gap.

>>26518601
>>26518630
Poleaboo is glad it is possible to find other people like himself

Would feel very alone, miserable and possibly suicidle without this place

>>26518670
I wasn't really here during that stuff so my opinion is only based on what I've seen from September-ish~

>>26518637
I fell for the call centre meme and had to quit the first day after training. Luckily managed to lie about how long I was there on my CV to leverage into a better job. Fuck phones.

>>26518670
Don't distort the facts

>pissed in drinks
Of obnoxious normies

>stalked a girl
Harmless

>took naked recording
Shared pics, besides she wouldn't add him on Facebook

>backbiter
They're all bad people who bad mouth him

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Weight gain attempts have taken a turn for the worse, not sure why.

>>26518696
I recommend reading his blog. It really shows what a vile person he is. Keep in mind the worst entries have been deleted but there's enough there to show how much he hates everyone and everything.

>>26518670
If he spammed pictures of Tilde in the bathroom in the bath/shower, i'd shake his fucking hand

>>26518727
Are they as bad as everyone says? I've been pressured to apply a few times but so many people say call centres are hell on earth.

>>26518695
Who let Bob Dole's retarded british cousin in here?

>>26518779
He explains clearly what the offending parties did to deserve his anger and retribution

>>26518630
It feels really good to have both you and poleaboo reply to me seen as your both somewhat celebrities of britfeel.
I have replyed to your posts before but never gotten a response back. Good to finally talk to you tilde.

Anyone here ever considered living on a canal boat?

Seems pretty comfy desu and with house prices gone full retard it might be the way forward

>>26518809
Is tilde a GRILL?

>>26518779
I have read most of it. I still cannot really bring myself to dislike him. I do not agree with some of his actions. I think I would have to understand his thought process etc while he did all of these things to be able to form an accurate opinion. I can understand why others would dislike him, so I am not really looking for an argument. I'm also in no position to judge anyone in these threads~

>>26518839
I am not a celebrity or anything, please just think of me like you would any other anon. Sorry for not replying, it is nice to talk to you as well~

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>>26518857
If I bought a canal boat it would probably sink

Will I be allowed to post here once I move to Lancashire

>>26518839
Poleaboo apologises

He always felt he replied to every post replying to him

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>>26518864
Tilde is cute, yeah

>>26518779
Where can I find his blog?

>>26518812
Mine was ok, i've only worked in recruitment besides that and frankly it was less soul destroying than that.

>>26518380
Damn. I really don't understand British slang at all.

>>26518812
>high pressure job with little breaks
>time off call is recorded so you have to be on call talking to customers at all times
>number of calls taken a day is recorded, sometimes with limits to hit
>have to talk to senile old people
>have to talk to angry people who blame you personally as if you're the ceo and not just a worthless grunt
>have to talk to people who will call you a worthless grunt and remind you how shit your job is
>have to talk to people who don't speak english properly
>have to talk to stupid children who are translating for their parents
>supervisors treat you like expendable rubbish
>shit pay
>office is very loud and head ache inducing after long hours
>sore throat from talking all day after a days work

3 different call centres here senpai. They were all the same. Never again desu. I think it's the worst job a robot could have. Certainly the worst jobs I've ever worked.

>>26518812
For me personally it wasn't a particularly bad environment. I really liked the people and the managers. I managed hide my autistic tendencies from months of isolation during training to the point of almost becoming a normie.

But then it was just pure dread, the kind that gives you tunnel vision and that cold sinking pressure in your chest. You need to be on it constantly, high high targets and customers being shit and abusive. I couldn't multitask the phone call and the admin while adhering to security procedures and just looked around and thought I'd rather stay a NEET than do this every day.

tl;dr it's a job for a certain kind of person and chances are if you post here it's not for you, I don;t regret it and would still recommend trying.

>>26519021
sums it up perfect

>>26518970
No, you'll still be a paki

>>26518971
I don't often see you on at this time poleaboo, something keeping you up?

>>26518999
Poleaboo.wordpress.com

He got arrested less than 2 months after starting it

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>>26519039
>tfw even as robot I am an outcast

Have mercy f am

>>26518970
Poleaboo does

>>26519053
Watching a boxing doc on BBC4 now while brother plays PS4 with his m8 in our room, though they should be going out soon

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weebs out 2bh

>>26519080
You don't even have your own bedroom? That would be torture for me.

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>>26518404
They said the teasing will make you strong bonsai, that's why I push them away and think of sadder days.
>autism
>when did you get it.
>mental scars don't count
>but I do mental scars
>I was born, I developed mind body and soul to come tell the guys in self denial like a black hole is simply a door
>but like the Higgs boson
>I could not keep up with that
>and now I count in to
>binary

>>26519142
I like your painting

Oc

>>26519113
He'll be going back to uni soon enough, his presence is cutting into my Digimon time

Also morning masturbation

>>26519142
Sponge or spray for the red backing? Can't tell. I would buy the shit out of that either way. Although the far left side doesn't sit well with me.

>>26519216
Which Digimon?

I still play rumble arena on my ps2.

>>26517539
posting in the middle of the night

>>26519368
now i dont even want to post my waifu to save being known as the guy who can't post a pic with his waifu in it :(

And we have reached the hour of the day in which I am tired but do not have the desire to go to bed any time soon.

Please just fucking end it all.

>>26519382
Don't worry lad, happens to the best of us.

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>>26519405
Two more to fill the Windows 1010

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>>26519405
I have a cold. Why do I have a fucking cold? My nose was happy two days ago, but now it's wet, red, and painful. I've had to breath through my mouth since then, so that's scratched up my already raw throat and tonsils to the point that I have a sharp, constant cough. I tried to sleep last night, but kept waking every few minutes thinking I was suffocating. My dreams slipped into reality, and I considered killing myself because Bismark was positioning artillery outside my flat. Think I'll stay awake until I'm tired enough to pass out for a few solid hours. I have a cold. At least you don't have a cold.

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doing a poo on the loo

>>26520195
Liverpool

Get a load off this twat.

What's Leeds like? I might be living there soon. I'm expecting cold shitty weather but other than that what else?

>>26520195
>scousegays

>>26520411
city centres quite hipster expensive. that was my impression last time I went.

>>26520411
>I'm expecting cold shitty weather

Which country you emigrating from lad?

>>26520411
rest of it looks like the op image.

>>26520451
I'm getting that impression too from some youtube videos of Leeds.

>>26520459
Moving from Leicester to Leeds

>>26520504
Then why did you say cold shitty weather like it was something new?

It's barely 100 miles from where you are now. It'll be the exact same

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poo was disappointing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzwm7t9Xs_o

>>26520504
>Leicester

Escaping the pakis? I'm glad you made it out, some of us are still stuck here.

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>>26520724
what a relief

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>britfeel
>its full of pakis

Drinking Pepsi Max and eating a crisp sandwich at 03:12

What a life I'm living lads.

>>26521036
look on the bright side. you havent killed yourself yet

>>26520411
Pretty good, used to live there, town centres always changing, it's small enough to get around but big enough to not feel small, probably wouldn't go down chapeltown, harehills, gipton, actually just stay away from the east of the city

>>26521058
I love my crisp sandwhichs.
They're the only nice part of my day, however I'm gaining weight fast.

Had just about enough of it all lads

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>>26521114
you know what you must do desu

>>26521150
That's really sad. Hope no one has actually followed that.

>>26521114
>>26521150
>>26521241
You fucking pathetic bastards make me sick
Shut your fucking mouth and kill yourself or fuck off

>>26521241
i did

ocee

>>26521292
haha mad

>>26521241
I know plenty who have done it online, and one in real life.

>>26521315
Le salty haha xdd
Fuck off cunt
4chan is full of fucking normies now

>>26521411
stop getting emotional you sound like a roastie

>>26521150
Is this actually painless?

>>26521420
lets fuck
original comment

>>26521550
yep. it's like going to sleep and never waking up

>>26521553
sorry you're too fat

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>>26521596
I'm a fucking twigggg

Fuck the electricity bill, that oil heater is going on. This cold is intolerable.

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Anonymous, it's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you still posting?

>>26522015
cos i've fucked up my sleeping pattern

oc

>>26522015
>he isn't a complete social and emotional cripple incapable of sleeping at the correct times

>>26522015
Because I just don't see the point in anything anymore

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resorted to growing drugs to pay the rent. feels bad lads.

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>>26517539
Going to do a sleep and play some Halo with Junlad in the morning

can any one give me a (you) and make me feel like there is someone else there?

>>26522972
sure m7.

how are you coping this morning?

>>26522995
thank you anon, not very well desu senpai, going a bit crazy over here and i really dont know why

>>26523003
ahh. not slept in a while?

>>26523076
ive slept almost all of the past week

Well that was weird.

i couldn't sleep, and i heard a weird noise and thought 'ah fuck the seaguls are at it early. wait it sounds like they're screaming "help me"' took me a shamefully long time to realise that it was someone clearly super distressed screaming. called the cops. our kind bobby's have arrived and seem to be helping the poor fella out.

>>26523398
>cops
fuck off yank
seriously though do you know why he was like that? sounds serious

>>26523754
I'm in a town with a large young population, a lot of homeless people and a bit of a heroin epidemic. so it probably wasn't anything too bad.

the whole thing was over in 40 minutes or so from the rozzers arriving. he left in a cop car that followed an ambulance. just one guy. i assume he had some kind of psychotic incident or was just all jazzed on funpills.

>not a yank fanks

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Wish I had a reason to be in bed now

>>26524164
damn where do you live? can't be any worse than the place i call home i assure you

>>26524209
Brighton

the shit hole shangri-la where degenerates come to live briefly, and obnoxiously and die.

>>26524294
ive met someone from brighton (who isnt a degenerate) and he seemed to quite like it, is it just a bad part of town or does he just have shit taste?

from bradford myself so im an expert on shitholes

>>26524294
are you gay? can i come cuddle you?

>>26524430
in many ways it's a great town. huge international population. culturally pretty vibrant. lots of london money in the area as well as massive companies like AmEx and Bupa down here.
However there is huge wealth inequality. i live somewhere quite nice (location-wise) in the city centre but it is essentially a very expensive slum. can get rough man.

ALSO bradford. west yorkshire rep senpai. i'm from huddersfield and spent roughly 20 of my 26 years there. i only left in september after having a bit of a mental breakdown a few years back and having to move back in with my folks. miss its different brand of crumminess desu.


>>26524460
Not gay. Definitely not above some platonic man on man spooning though <3

>>26524616
we should defiantly do that then :-)

>>26524616
im living in coventry right now for university but im probably going to end up back in bradford soon because things are looking grim, i might just end it desu

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>>26524765
don't worry! coventry is only an hour from leicester where they have that sweet space museum. i think it's for kids but i went when i was 23 and it was great.

>decide to try out okc
>do questions and shit
>everyone around 50%
Oh guess it's time to delete that

>>26525634
nobody cares about the questions
girls don't even look at them

>>26525634
>everyone around 50%
as if that matters, it's all about looks with online dating

>>26522177

>sleeping is the only thing I enjoy doing
>I can no longer do it on my own terms

Dreams are my only solace.

>>26522761

Which Halo, longsincefallenasleeplad?

>have to present at work today
>almost certain i will reveal my power level

well it was nice having a regular income.

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>>26522761
very good lads.

oceee

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I got out of the hospital today. I tried my best to join you. I promise I did.

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>>26517539
Posting waifu.
May the good lad have mercy on my soul.

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>he's a janitor
>on an anime imageboard
>this is how he spends his friday nights

>he
>does
>it
>for
>free

Pic related aside, last friday's movie night went pretty well. Post suggestions for what to what this weekend and we'll start polling later today, lads.

>>26526966
Hope you get banned again.
Nice dubs.

>>26526966
lmao that's only because I reported that post
I only wanted a few of us in the room so had to get rid of that post

>>26526966
Apocalypse Now
Raising Arizona
"The Training of O" with Bobbi Starr days 1, 2 and 3.

having an early morning shitpost from work. boss isn't in today so I'm gonna slack like a mufucka

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I shouldn't have to get up at this time on my days off.

>>26527027
>announcing a report

reported.

oceee

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>tfw you wank so much that your foreskin gets dried out and starts getting cracks in it

Lads, when do you think the civil war will come to our island and we can finally /pakisout/?

>>26527158
>announcing a report of a report

reported.

>>26527206
Coconut oil senpai. It really does help.

>>26527211
>announcing a report of a report of a report

reported.

Why is Kanye saying he's $53 million in debt?

There is no fucking way. The way his albums sell, his current deal with Adidas, his personal clothing line and the family he married into. There is just not a fuckign chance he has blown the money faster than what it is coming in.

I like Kanye but he needs to fuck off with this attention seeking.

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>>26527235
>I like Kanye
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>26527235
>Asking blacks to NOT seek attention
>Thinking this is possible

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>>26527246
>Asking retards NOT to split infinitives
>Thinking this is possible

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>tfw when lad fashion is back in
>tfw never stopped being oasis core since high school almost 15 years ago.

Pic related, my fashion inspo.

>>26527235
Adidas cucked him into paying for most of it, while they get the better return.

His album is on that stupid JAy-z thing no one uses, and he wasted his cash on his clothes line which is failling because you can get shit like Raf Simons, Rick Owen for the same price range and it's better quality.

Also, Kim's money is tied up. (and she'd be a fool to let yeezy touch it.)

>>26527284
He will still be fine because Jay-Z will always bail him out, and that is one cunt that isn't skint.

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>>26527245
>not liking the modern reincarnation of shakespeare and disney

>>26527235
kek did you see his tweets asking mark zuckerberg to invest a billion in him. The guy just wastes far too much money trying to get into fashion.

Going to listen to his new album later today and I'm hyped. I don't care what anyone says, I liked Yeezus.

>>26527284
The only people I see with Lad Style are Anti-fa gay boys. It's ALWAYS them, never any normal people.

>>26527311
>I liked Yeezus.

fuck off channon

>>26518886
>I am not a celebrity or anything, please just think of me like you would any other anon.

I'm just like you guys :) btw here's my waifu and tripcode
Oops almost forgot!~~~~

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>>26527306
Jay-z is like that friend who doesn't want to see his friends fail so is always bailling them out. Such a bro.

>>26527321
I don't have any anti-fa shit round my way, we're not fags.
Is anti-facism just the new go to for hooligans to get their fight on because the fitba is under heavy heavy scrutiny these days.

>>26527384
Anti-fa is always old dole heads or teenagers dressing in Lad Style but they never wear any shoes except Samba or Original Adidas.

They sing football hooligan songs aye, and always go to the local matches waving their shite flags about 'Smash the Fash!) or 'Fuck Racism) etc and are OBSESSED with holding banners and taking pictures of them all outside their pubs.

They've tainted the style for me becaise they look like clones and it's always them wearing it.

I've even seen a bucket hat or two as well.

Purely hypothetically, lads:

How illegal is it to arrange to hookup with someone on craigslist/grindr and then beat the shit out of them?

>>26527458
Well its illegal to beat the shit out of someone anywas lad.

Why do you want to hypothetically want to do this anyways?

>>26527458
Aggravated Assault, very serious because it shows you had intent. Your record will show you're a mad cunt

>>26527458
Attempted murder.
You almost never get caught though, it's very frequent in London where they mug you.

>>26527458
i was planning on meeting up with a lad from grindr for cuddles but you've scared the shit out of me now

JUST WANT SOMEONE TO CUDDLE WITH FOR FUCKSAKE

DOES IT REALLY HAVE TO BE THIS DIFFICULT

>>26527458
It's a form of assault.

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>>26527451
>they don't wear CP originals
Fucking kids these days.

Whatever happened to going to the fitba, having a good old sing song shouting anti-secterian chants at the weedgie cunts (both sides, fucking soap dodging cunts) then having a good old piss up.

>anti-facism
>tfw these are the cunts are phoning the police on me when I post shite about Jay fucking beattie. #yesyesyes or when I post about Rangers fans being English royalist poofs.

Pic semi-related, Griffiths before the fucked off to the tinks up the road.

>>26527458
kek why do you want to do that?

>>26527479
>>26527486
>>26527499
>>26527513
>>26527516
>>26527552
Purely hypothetical, you understand.

Genuinely not planning on doing anything like that, but had heard about it happening. Pleasantly surprised more rampant homophobes don't do it it more tbqh though.

>>26527458
>meet up with guy on Grindr
>go to beat shit out of him
>he fucks you up

Don't underestimate faggots. Some are hard as fuck. I grew up in a small town where being a gay was pretty much worse than being a paki so the gay guy down my road use to fight cunts all the time and he was mad fucking strong.

>tfw straight as fuck and only hang around with him because he was hard.

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>Delayed action hangover

Morning lads, been up all night. Got a feeling I'm going to be eating far too much in order to stay awake.

>*teleports behind you*
>*unsheathes katana*

Good morning, kid.

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>>26527614
>tfw straight as fuck and only hang around with him because he was hard.
>because he was hard.

>>26527540
Are antifa really the new football hooligans? I thought they were just the fags who go harrass retards like the EDL and Britian First while they march around industrial estates

>>26527645
>*it was a decoy*
>*I'm actually behind you now*

Nothing personal, kid.

Who /CinemaAlone/ here?

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>couple friends who live with their GF
>they stay home all day
>play vidya and watch TV
>perfectly fine
>me
>no GF
>stay home all day
>play vidya and watch TV
>seen as loser with no life

JUST

>>26527655

You can kill me in this form, but I will be back.

>>26527655
>*you were trapped in my illusion world*
>*you actually didn't move at all*

You got a lot to learn, kid.

>>26527680
What jobs do you all have? That matters for status too.

>>26527694
Average jobs. 25-30k

Though that's in South Yorkshire so it might be a little higher as wages here suck.

>>26527649
No, google antifa ultras.

It's basically faggy kids brought up on the internet trying to be like green street and football factory, but refusing to use sexist, racist chants.

>no sexist racist chants
why even bother chanting.

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>>26527680

They will likely not keep gf much longer. This time last year I was doing this, living with qt Latvian gf. Now incel living with mommy.

>>26527726
What went wrong lad?

>>26527665
Bunch of chino college wankers have sat near me ffs.

>>26527665
>>26527758
What you watching senpai?

>>26527758
r they cute senpai?

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>off work
>work shifts so always start back on different days/nights
>last week
>settling down for the night
>ready to enjoy another night off work
>glance at time table
>see tomorrows date
>realise I'm working in the morning
>haven't been able to mentally prepare

This is one of the most gut-wrenching feelings ever.

>>26517480
Dobby or Zara lads?

>>26527783
>tfw set days off
>tfw other assistant manager does rota
>tfw my days are split.
fuck that prick.

>>26527738
Probably a number of things mate.

I have to take some responsibility and admit I am a piece of shit with no ambition in life.

On the other hand, she had gotten into modelling. It started off innoncent but then the boobs and vag started coming out and this led to a few arguments.

One day she told me she was going to France with a photographer she'd been working with and my cuck alarm went off. I told her she's free to do what she wants but I won't be here when she gets back. She said fine so I called mum and she helped me move all my shit out.

>>26527770
Deadpool
>>26527780
Wouldn't know I'm not a fagoo

>>26527724
>>no sexist racist chants
>why even bother chanting

So no funny chants.

Im a lefty who hates facist retards but i think that unite against facism and their ilk are worse than you're average EDL simpleton.

The EDL simpletons are just wandering through a town centre chanting rubbish. The good goy antifa faggots always make it kick off.

If i was popo I'd get riot training and probably end up on the news for jamming my batton down some pink haired landwhales throat

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>>26517539
Waking up to a cup of tea from mummy, lovely morning to spend with the waifu.

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>>26527828
>Deadpool

oc comment do not steal

>>26527828
I'm sorry but you're watching deadpool mate, you clearly are.

>>26527825
Did she cuck you senpai?

>>26527825
Sounds rough desu.

>>26527825

Can you share some pics? I love east yuro girls.

>>26527877
>she told me she was going to France with a photographer
Fuck yeah she did.

any one get sfv?

>>26527825

Cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish laddy.

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>>26527877
In all honesty I think she probably did not cuck me, but I can't be sure. One day some time after I had moved out I went back to my flat to get some vidyas I had left and she turned up with another lad.

>>26527894

>>26527923
Fuck off. Armpits are the thinking man's fetish. Cuckolding is the cuck's fetish.

>>26527852
>lefty who hates anti-fa
I know that feel bro. This modern left is making us all look fucking bad... and I'm the kinda lefty who thought Tony Blair was too centre-right to be labour.

I believe in equality and for everyone to be equal I need to be able to have bants with everyone. men, woman, blacks, whites, rich, poor. IT'S FUCKING BANTER YA PRICKS.

>>26527948

Unless some slag is bagpiping you mate then armpits are shit tier.

>>26527863
>>26527861
Stop bullying me!!!
Comment original

>>26527953

I third this, the left has been ruined by fat women with neon hair. Though I still want pakis out.

>>26527947
Been split up for a while. She's pretty good looking so you're probably alright looking too so i don't think you'll struggle to at least get interest from grills

>>26527964
Did you get any popcorn lad?

>>26527970
>wanting pakis out
m8 if it wasn't for pakis I'd have never get fish and chips. The only chippies in my area are paki owned.

however
>want the rape gang pakis out
fcking right I do lad. Im sick of this 'they're not bad people' shite.

>>26527993
>>26527993
Split up since June last year.

Thanks lad, although its not going so well right now. I just want qt gf to take the pain away.

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>Put in a claim for "Severe Disability Premium" top-up on my ESA
>Check account today, 4,600 pound lump sum
>They'll pay me 62 pound a week more from now on

>>26528002
you know there were fish and chip shops before pakis came right?

>>26527947
damn nigga, what do you do to get her? you got to have a big ding a ling or money

>>26527953
>>26527970

>tfw when i want a proper social democracy
>tfw when im racist because i think that we should only provide for our own countrymen and not economic refugees

I think we should help the syrians desu lads.

I also think we should strengthen ties with the commonwealth of we fuck Europe off

>>26528020
how do you do that? they say im already getting the max rate but this sounds kinda interesting

>>26528020
What disability you got lad?

>>26528024
You know pakis own most these days though.

>>26528012
>I just want qt gf to take the pain away.
I know that feel bruv

The only girl who i know likes me is my m8s sister and she's fucking bogging.

>>26528030

Nah fuck that, I don't want indians coming to this country, they can keep their 'culture' we already have curries, we don't need anything else they have to offer. Aussies and NZs sure as fuck aren't desperate to come here anymore.

>>26528048
>there's a girl out there who likes you
>complaining at all

kill yourself

>>26528052
I should have clarified. We should strengthen ties with aus, nz, cucknada and meme countries like Jamaica.

Also hawai. They still have our flag on their state flag

>>26528030
I believe we should support the poor.
I work but still believe in the welfare system.
I however, think you should be a british citizen to get it... and I sure as fuck don't think junkies should get extra and their methadone.
I'd rather we fit the bill for rehab. If they fail rehab twice, then they are no longer eligable for welfare. Fuck them.

>>26528041

He has a 2D waifu

>>26528061
>>26528061
I'd rather wank myself dry for the rest of my life.

Wouldn't go home with her when i was a blackout drunk mess

>>26528089
I agree. Help the needy not the greedy

>>26528026
I am not broke, but not rich. Penor is nothing special, about 7 inch. So I don't know what to tell you lad.

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>>26528039
You have to be on DLA/PIP and income related ESA and have no one claiming Carers Allowance for looking after you

>>26528125
tick all the boxes there

>>26528115

What about neet fags who are fit to work?

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Any cute /britfeel/ guys want a lonely big sis to play video games with and cuddle?

>>26528141

I'll fuck you raw and nut inside of you if that's ok?

>>26528122
how much in the bank? i refuse to believe you are not rich.

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Can any off you guys help me out?

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>>26528125
Oh I forgot, also you have to live alone as well. The money is supposed to be so that you can pay helpers to do everything for you

>>26528154
>nut

Yank detected
jog on

>>26528154

Thats not cute. I want to cuddle and play with your cute little cock.

>>26528135
If they're trying and failling because they suck at human interaction I don't mind.
If they aren't trying then fuck em.

>tfw disagreee with work4free bullshit scheme though.

>>26528141

Will you piss in my mouth and make me your slave?

If so, yes.

>>26528163

Sitting in North Acton lad.

>>26528164
I'm 6 foot 3, 400 pounds, size 18 feet, 8 inch cock. Can I come?

>>26528135

Anyone with half a brain can go into a jobcentre and tell the difference. The anxious guy with a full work search card and the polite demeanor gets a pass. The chav who swans in and says "yeah found nuffin" doesn't.

>>26528156
Savings, about 15k, but I haven't touched that all.

About 2k atm in the current account.

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>>26528132
Download and fill in this form

https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/243895/response/599159/attach/3/Acrobat%20Document%20IS10.pdf

That form is for Income Support but the ESA form is identical so it shouldn't make a difference. Just cross out any references to IS and write ESA

>>26528160
>be so that you can pay helpers to do everything for you
You must be severally retarded.

>>26528188

No, you're too tall and fat and have too big of a penis.

I want cute short guys with a 4-6" uncut penis and I'll shave all your body hair off and we'll cuddle in bed under the covers.

>>26528188
You always add an inch on to everything, that's a fact.

So in reality, your 6'2 and 7 inches.
Haha fucking micro penis manlet.

>>26528158
I remember that.
I didn't save it though.

>>26528210

>shaving my legs, arms, chest, stomach, shoulders, back, and butt

Have fun with that.

>>26528210

I'm a 5'9 borderline skinny fat with blonde hair and a 7" uncut penor. Pls love me

>>26528210
I admit it. I'm actually 500 pounds. You in?

>>26528251
Not that guy but I'm in senpai.

What video games you into?

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>>26528135
>fit to work?

But you told the gp you want to kill yourself anon :^)

>>26528251
How do you get to 500 pounds cuz??

I'm 6'1 and 140 pounds.

>>26528141
R u female?

If so maybe

>>26528268
I can't play video games. My hands are too fat. I'm actually 600 pounds.

I can watch you play games but only if you pay for them. And you're not allowed inside, you have to play from outside the house through thw window. You in?

When will channel 5 do a programme on robots on bennies? Whenever they do benny programmes it's always about disgusting fat chav slags or dagos.

>>26528199
thanks, ill try and see if my mummy can fill it out for me because I'm a retard

>>26528165
Slave labour isn't cool anon. Lining the pockets of corporations for free isn't either

>>26528307

They won't, people might end up feeling a bit sorry for some people on benefits. That's not why channel 5 is doing it.

>>26528307
A real robot would never agree to be on TV.

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>tfw no hannah gf
>tfw not both signing on, popping into spoons for a cheeky pint before going home and aggressively fucking her on the sofa whilst our staffie tyson watches on

>>26528210
6 foot. 2/3 inch flacid

>>26528303
Yeah okay, i'm in, where u @
For the record i'm 5'6 and 124 pounds.

>>26528367
Great. I'm in Zimbabwe. See you tomorrow.

>>26528381
Can only do thursday??!!
Meet you @ the airport!??

>>26528396
Fuck off. I can't travel. There will be a a guy at the airport called Billy Bass. He'll ask for some money, just pay him and he'll take you to mine.

Bring a ladder and don't wear shoes.

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>>26528303
>>26528367
>>26528381
>>26528396
>>26528451

I didn't think I'd see shitposting more annoying than Tidle. I was wrong.

Gg lads

>>26528475
You're welcome.

My shitposting costs 50 bongs plus tip.

>>26528451
can i pay him in travelers cheques?
Do plimsolls count as shoes? or should I just wear think socks?

help me senpai

>>26528451
>>26528510
aslo what does billy bass look like?

Need a reason to get out of bed lads

>>26528597

Go see a hooker lad

>>26527027
>>26527114
>>26527158
>>26527211
>>26527227

When will you fucking autists learn?

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>>26528597
My main reason is to post on /britfeel/.

try to think of food, that might help.

>>26528633
It's shitposting tuesday senpai. Join in.

>>26528510
>>26528543
Just buy Billy Bass some lunch today. He'll find you long as you wear the plimsolls.

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Got a mental health assessment with two psychiatric nurses later this week. Quite nervous 2bh.

What sort of things do they ask? How do these things go?

still just lying in bed lads. was supposed to be at work for 9am but it's so hard to even get out of bed

>>26528696
You pull a cheeky sickie?

>>26528696
Enjoy your promotion, lad.

>>26528685
questions like 'do you ever feel suicidal, ever depressed, anxious' etc.
you know... usually questions to do with mental health since it's a mental health assessment lad

>>26528696
>supposed to be in work for 9am
>posted at 11:51

You dun fucked up son

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>>26528737
Yeah I expect questions like that (planning to lie about suicidal thoughts since I don't want locked up).

But are they good at coaxing information out of you and getting a feel for your situation? I ask because I am terrible at getting my thoughts and feelings across. I don't even know how I feel; I just know I'm not a functioning adult.

>>26528718

probably will but i doubt he'll believe me desu, did it recently too. might have to find another job lads

>>26528789

i went a few weeks ago, I guess it depends on who's wsking the questions but the woman who did mine was basically reading from a rehearsed sheet. they dont care about you mate, just doing their job

Just had a meeting with my uni's counsellor

>"are you eating properly?"
>y-yeah~
>"do you self-harm?"
>n-no
>"have you had any suicidal thoughts?"
>o-of course not

Normies are so gullible~
Hopefully now they will leave me alone~

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>>26528816
What happened after your appointment? Did you get referred for muh CBT or get given jew pills?

>>26517884
who else /tinyflaccidbutbigerect/

1 inch flaccid but 6.8x6.2 erect
t.surprise causer pro

>>26528832
They didn't believe you. Hopefully you'll get sectioned

>>26528887
They won't section him. They just want to help.

Come on tilde, go get some help lad. This place wouldn't be the same without you.

>>26528865
3.2 flaccid
7.67 erect.

My penis is so fin and bent I might as well have a micro penis.

>>26528832
Why did you have to do the meeting tilde?

Also have you been here for ever, but only started using the trip in 2015, or are you fairly new?

>>26528838

She told me that she wanted to see me in two weeks, that we would discuss getting medicated then and that she wanted me to start going to group therapy.

>>26528938
Sounds alright really.

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Just woke up earlier than usual, dreamed I was in the US on a motorcycle road trip or something. So I stopped in this pub and met the most perfect girl ever. Was teasing me and everything, went to her room later on and started kissing and making out, It felt so real and everything felt amazing. I woke up and realized im still a KV with no ambitions in life, fuck you r9k I have wasted all my life listening to you guys telling me I don't need girls and shouldn't waste my time. I'm leaving this place and never returning. You lot should do the same

>>26529006

see you tomorrow then lad

>>26528938
Hopefully you'll meet a qt neet grill at therapy and you can settle down together