/britfeel/

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Still looking for a cute robot boyfriend to call me big sis and femdom him.

I get really hard when I hear women scream
It's best if she's on fire

>>26533022
I'd kick ur cunt in m8

Any of you poofs up for a cunting?

>>26533048
Women are more attractive when they're crying.

>>26533069
There's an actress from Australia IIRC and she always looks sad and like she's crying. She's gorgeous as fuck too.

I forget here name.

>>26533069
No the screams are way better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSm3uGf-0OY
1:30

>>26533094
Rose Byrne.

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>>26533133
Yeah. Found her just after I posted.

Fuck she's pretty

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>600 bong deducted in NI and tax

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

How is this fucking fair?!

When I was 14 I started talking to a 20yo man from Leeds on MSN. He later came down to London to fight me. I didn't show up though.

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Post your waifus this evening fellas

>>26533022
nice dubs

>i am the 7 in eight

>>26533034
Post us a picture of you then love

>>26533034
Poleaboo needs this, desperately

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>>26533229
u r my waifu x

>>26533034
D-do you have kik?

Mine is will.25.

P-please message me big sis

>>26533155
Poleaboo never claimed back the 500 quid or so he was owed from his one year of working

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>>26533229
Say anything bad about her and I'll glass you

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>>26533229

mootblocks desu

>>26533272

>3d
>waifu

I think you need to leave.

>>26533272
ugly ging desu

>>26533034
Here's your (you)

of course this isn't original is it. R-r-r-r-eeee

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>>26533229
I love her so much, my waifu is my laifu.

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>>26533291
You. Are on your way for a smack.

Tired today lads.

Fucking dog woke me up at 6 this morning barking his bollocks off and it took me forever to get back to sleep. I woke up around 9:30 which is pretty early for me and then went to the gym and almost puked.

Could go for a nap but don't wanna be up all night.

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>>26533241
>>26533250
>>26533263

>believing there's a woman on the other end of that post

come on now lads

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>>26533229
posting a quick Jun ting, then i'm gonna dust.

mum on at me to get a job, telling me I should go into teaching
told her I'd rather sign on to the sex offender's register than teaching
that shut her up

https://youtu.be/R69eDl3y3a4

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Poleaboo is growing frustrated at how long this is taking

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>>26533229
Like chaff before the wind.

>>26533280

>/wiz/

original comment

>>26533333
Who cares about some fucking attention whoring paki?

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>>26533333

checked, you filthy degenerate

>>26533280
>Not having an alien waifu, who isn't corrupted by Earths degenerate culture. who you can be yourself with.

>>26533301
you're the best waifu poster alphys-guy. how was the cup of tea?

>>26533322

https://clyp.it/bfrederr

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Lads I'm watching TNG, T-Bag from Prison Break is marrying Deanna

Look how young he is! I didn't even recognised him before, may just be because I'd never seen this episode in HD.

What are you all watching?

>>26533413

what the fuck was that?

I want to say it sounded like a man trying to do a cute girl voice and failing badly, but it honestly sounded more like a frog shitting down a tuba

>>26533333
checking the face man not looking in the mirror at other hungry no niggas i won't show its

Why are women (especially younger ones) so horrible?

Way too often I'll be on public transport sat near a small group of girls, usually ranging from 15-20. Quite pretty with nice clothes and seemingly popular. Then a less fortunate girl will get on the bus on her own. She isn't as good looking and obviously her parents aren't as well-off judging by the clothes she's wearing and you can see the group of girls pointing and laughing and slagging her off for no good reason.

I just want to drop kick them in the face.

>>26533467
fuck off, you bogan

>>26533467
Why didn't you go up to her and hit her up famalam? Protect her from the bullies. Then bully her in bed, if you know what I mean

>>26533507
I already said she wasn't good looking.

How long do you have after graduating to get a job related to your degree before your degree becomes useless?
It's STEM.

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>>26533537
>I already said she wasn't good looking.
It's like you can afford to be picky anon.

What eye colour is best ribbits?

Don't even come at me with that 'brown' shit.

>>26533547
fuck off normie

no one here cares or relates

>>26533555

Blue is true.

>>26533547
You sound like you don't have any experience

You done goofed, your degree alone is always worthless

>>26533582
I had a summer placement if that counts.

I remember about 5 years ago I had a part time job. One day this filthy chav started working alongside me and when I was speaking to him I noticed something weird.

He would always replace to or too with three.

>I'm going three the shop
>No, that's three much
>I'm going three sleep in tomorrow

Was this a thing at one point or was this guy just a fucking retard? He did it for a good few months and then he just disappeared.

>>26533547
A year. One year and it gets harder as you have fresh new grads added to the pool AND you've been jobless for a year.

>>26533593
Great, apply to work there

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>>26533403
>Not having a degenerate alien gf

>>26533628
You're supposed to apply for grad schemes during your final year

So you have like 2 months left after graduating

>>26533630
I don't want to work there, it was very boring.

>tfw no weed
>tfw Jim has some but he lives a mile away
>tfw cant go to Jims because its lashing rain
>tfw no umbrolly or wellyboots
>tfw tfw tf wtf wtf wtftwfwtwftwtwtwfwtwwtwt

>>26533250
She isn't talking about you, you fuck

>>26533687
>it was very boring.
That's almost all jobs. Welcome to the rest of your life. Only a lucky few find work not boring.

>>26533694
>tfw your guy does deliveries
I feel like a king every time

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What are you up to tonight robots?

Pic related.

Wanted some pinballs but they didn't have any so I had to settle for skittles, not even sour ones at that...

>mfw I keep saying I'm gonna stop smoking

Depressed construction worker here, was left on my own today to move 3 tonnes of bricks.

It was bearable, cheers.

>>26533751
just woke up after four hours of sleep, going to think about killing myself for a few hours and might find some time to play shogun 2 inbetween

>>26533751
>honey roast peanuts
>drugs

Can you get anymore degenerate?

>>26533751
>tear and share

who are they kidding?

>>26533751
>honey roasted peanuts

Fucking grim

>>26533751
DUDE WEED LMAO XD AYYYY

>>26533796
Don't kill yourself.

I love shogun 2 but even though I have a really, really good PC it runs like shit. Something to do with it not being optimised correctly for my CPU or something.

>>26533802
You wanna go mate?

>>26533810
I know right.

>>26533819
I think they're delicious.

>>26533837
>it runs like shit
I guess it would run better if you hadn't clogged up your graphics card with orange paint like a retard.

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>>26533034

Why did I get a semi while reading this.

Fuck I'm becoming more degenerate by the day.

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>>26533856
That has absolutely nothing to do with it. My GPU temperatures are fine.

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>>26533751
Probably gunna play some civ 5
Got some hot and spicy chicken wings and some french fries for food later
full of flu like so blowing my nose every 20 mins is shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtqLs4Iu9xc

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>tfw scouse robot
its only ever going to get worse for me isn't it?

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>>26533405
Forgot to reply, sorry mate. The tea was glorious desu.

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Help lads

>be wageslave
>hate it
>go 'traveling' just as an excuse to quit wageslavery
>return home
>been back 3 months
>living off of savings
>trying to find part time job
>part time because I hate wageslaving and money isn't important to me, I have more than enough in savings alone to afford my lifestyle
>just need a part time job to get my family off my back about being a NEET
>haven't found one yet
>mother starts telling all of my siblings about my NEETness
>normies brother rings her up today and says his friend owns a printing company and will hire me full time as an 'apprentice'
>will train me up to be a 'professional printer'
>mum said to ring my brother up to get the details

Fuck fuck fuck

I wish people could just leave me alone. I don't want to be a fucking printing apprentice or professional fucking printer. I feel like I am going to be roped into this however because my family are worse than the JC and if a job is thrust upon me I am expected to take it, even if it were euthanising baby animals.

What do? I can maybe buy myself some more time if I tell them that my job hunt is going well and I am expecting a few offers (I'm not) but that line won't last too long.

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Who /justdon'tknowanymore/ here?

My life is a mess in a bad way and I literally do not know how things will turn out. Only in rare moments of clarity, when I choose not to bury myself in escapism, can I really see how blackly humorous it all is. Think I have lost touch with reality 2bh.

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>>26533229
My everything.

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Listening to Kanye's new album and I hear 'I love Kanye' for the first time. All I can say is what the fuck? Shit's getting too meta for me desu.

>>26533983
refuse it on the grounds you refuse to work for the apprentice wage of like 4 quid an hour

>>26534012
>that nose

RUINED

>>26534021
What's the appeal of nigger music?

>>26534012
go buy some heroin senpai

>>26534021

lel I just downloaded that to add to the numbers.

>>26533983
I work in the printing industry if you mean printing with the big presses.

It's good money and you usually work shifts so you get plenty of days off.

It's not easy to become a printer either so having it handed to you like this is a good opportunity.

>>26533983
Do you live alone? If so, you are not obligated to take the job at all.

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>>26533983
Go to the job center, ask them to put you on a course for a SIA security licence.
Get licence, apply for night shift security work
Do 2 nights a week for 24 hours total where you sit in a cabin playing on a laptop walking around the premises once every hour, open the gates to let people in to start work and fuck off home.
Spend all your money on kebabs and videogames like me lad.

>>26533983
Stop being an entitled little bitch. You're going to have to get a job eventually, because I'm afraid that's how the world works. Take the offer, there are people on this board who would do anything for a job opportunity like that.

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>>26534044
>implying I'm not already indulging in the molecular jew

>>26533901
>Got some hot and spicy chicken wings
The Asda kind? They run out today but I ain't feeling them.

>>26534012
Me, the pangs of clarity only get worse with time, I don't feel real, nor does anyone or anything else. The only solace at this point is laughing at it and myself.

>>26534079
how much you do you get paid?

>>26534096
buy some ketamine then, it can function as a powerful and fast acting anti depressant according to the nhs

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>>26534012
Look for some small contentment in your life. There's always one tiny thing that isn't a complete mess. It's what I do and it helps keep me sane.

Anyone else use Justeat?

This has got to be one of the best things to happen to the fast food industry. Now I don't have to spend 25 minutes trying to translate my order to the local chinky or pizza place only for them to get it wrong anwyay.

>>26534142
>Anyone else use Justeat?
literally everyone in this thread

>>26534126
heroin or ketamine senpai, works for me

>>26534142
I once got a free takeaway from Justeat. It was on a Monday night and was almost a 25 bong order.

Chuffed I was.

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>>26534142
>18 choices
>14 are Indians

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>>26534127
I was on 9.50 an hour but it went up after crimbo to 11 an hour, got a letter off them saying I was a credit to the security team. Must be the environment of security and vigilance I've cultivated whilst playing videogames between patrols.
I house share with my best friend currently, our bills arn't that high, I make more than enough to spend my money on bollocks. But if he's living at home with his folk then I'm guessing his bills are low too.

>>26534101
Nah the wings are from Marks and Spencers, they had an offer on for three packs of wings and chicken drumsticks for a couple of quid, they taste amazing when you bang them in the oven for a bit.

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DRIVING TEST IN 2 WEEKS LADS!!

Gonna fucking ace it.

I cannot wait until I can drive. First thing I'm gonna do is take a long road trip all the way down to Dover and drive straight off the white fucking cliffs!

>>26534194
>Indian
Aka Kebab distribution.

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>>26534205
fuck that, I work in Ashworth as a nursing assistant and I'm a band 2 on 8.51 an hour, what the fuck man

>>26534248
Noice m8. Remember to be on the lookout for unmarked crossroads n-not like they caused me to f-fail or anything... baka!

>>26534271
are you trolling or just retarded? filthy turks do kebabs

>>26534142
Does anyone order their takeaways for a specific time?

Say you're not home and want it to arrive not long after you get home.

I don't bother because I did it once, I think It was 6pm, and I wanted it for 7:30. 25 minutes later and the silly cunt was knocking at my door.

>>26533022

Some pole just knocked on my door, started asking me a load of questions in polish and stared at me.

BREXIT pl0x

>>26534343
i done that once when i was in and they done the same to me so i just ignored them and then reverse charged them through my bank

>>26534343
I tried that once, it didn't work.

>>26534371
How do you do that exactly? There have been 2-3 times I've been waiting 2 hours for my food. 2 FUCKING HOURS but I still had to take it because I was hungry as fuck and couldn't tell him I didn't want it as it had already been paid for.

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you thought you could be hokage?

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>>26534416
>was reading a naruto thread on /v/ a few days ago
>tfw getting the feeling of wanting to get back into naruto

WAKE ME UP

>>26534079
Might do this, sounds like you are living the dream. Thanks matey.

>>26534082
If you could read you would see that I am currently looking for a part time job.

>>26534402
just speak to your bannk

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>>26534443
fuck that shit sennpaichji

>>26534248
Best of luck mate. What music are you going to listen to as you go over the edge?

>>26534142
I use Just Eat for my fortnightly Indian. It's pretty good because I can order before the place opens and forget about it. No listening to an engaged tone. The cuckolding advert displeases me but I don't feel strongly enough about it to use one of the knock offs instead.

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>>26534507
Apparently Orochimaru is still fucking alive.

Fucking hack writing.

>>26534511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

I'm gonna need a car

>>26534167
>Ketamine
Fuck that shit. Did you see the story about the bloke who fell out of his window on that the other day?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-dies-after-falling-fifth-7375959

>>26534248
>First thing I'm gonna do is take a long road trip all the way down to Dover and drive straight off the white fucking cliffs!

This cracked me up. Good luck lad! Let's see those hippies try to stop you when you are speeding towards them at 60mph.

Beachy Head bowling.

>>26533671
Don't listen to this guy. Plenty of people get on grad schemes years after they graduate.

Honestly bruv. If you have decent work experience and good grades just keep grinding the appplications. But make sure they are good quality. Something will come of it. Unless you are total wasteman. Then good luck

>>26534416

you thought you'd survive til the end of the anime?

Going to need some help lads.

Got a few matches from speed dating, all I have are the emails of the people I matched with and their names.

What do? Should I send each of them an email, ask if they want to meet up, and when they reply I can say "it's probably easier if we talk over text. What's your number?" and then take them out for a coffee?

I'm a massive fucking sperg so this is all uncharted ground for me, never dated before and I wasn't expecting any matches.

>>26534667
Send them some rare pepes over email.

>>26534667
You have limited options. Smartest bet would be this >>26534678 tbqh senpai

>>26534678
This might actually work you know. You can pretend you use 9gage like normies do

>>26534667
sounds like a fine plan

you can do it anon

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>>26534667
Just send them an email saying you had a great time and would like to see them again, ask for their snapchat or facebook orsomeshit. then when you have that ask them what they're doing the coming week.
If they tell you they have free time then ask if they fancy hanging out then, maybe grab something to eat or go for a drink.
If they don't offer a free time then say oh well perhaps another time then and NEVER talk to them again, unless they talk to you first.

If they have no snapchat or facebook then dont bother asking for a phone number, women see that shit as too forward and not casual and fun.

If you don't have a facebook or snapchat because like me when I got into this dating shit, make a facebook and only use it for dating purposes, add some random normie shit to it - sports teams, stand up comedians, whatever local pubs play live bands near you so you seem like you're not a total sperg.

Women will waste your time, stop replying to you at random because someone they like more or makes more money than you is talking to them, dates are shit and you won't get far most of the time. The idea is to always play it off like you could be somewhere better doing something more fun than being with them.

>>26534616
kets a tranq, this nigga tripper on next shit

>>26534786
or spend money on escorts annd have them teach you how to talk like not a sperglord, im going to try that

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>>26534811
If he got contact details from speed dating then he already can talk without looking like a sperg, speed dating is very fast and forward and is all about first impression and he passed that shit. Read the thread you dumbass.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-35554995

Is this disgust I'm feeling what normal people experience when they look at robots?

>>26534857
I bet she isn't funny.

>>26534402
In my experience just eat are pretty good about that, I had food arrive an hour later than the time they gave me (which was already an hour and a half after i ordered, i guess it was busy) and it was cold. It says on the justeat site to try to sort it out with the restaurant first but i emailed justeat to say what had happened and they gave me a refund. It was in the form of a just eat voucher but since i knew id use it anyway i didnt really care

>>26534857
>I remember that day as the day I learned to insist on corner tables. Those you ask will all look at you like you are weird for they are most likely people who do not care about corners and public bathrooms. They are people who go to parties and like it.

relatable

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>>26533229

Being a wagecuck is shiiiiiit

I'm so glad I can come home to my waifu a-and you guys, /britfeel/

>>26534906
Wonder if they get it back from the restaurant? I mean, it's not even their problem really. You only ordered the food through their site, everything after that from cooking to delivery is down to the restaurant.

>>26534930
Me on the right

oc

>>26533793

That's a lot of bricks! Did you move them all by yourself?

>tfw you order a side of chips with your meal and they come soaked through due to the steam with no seasoning in sight

Don't put chips in a container with no ventilation and THEN put them in a separate plastic bag you fucking plebs.

Why even bother.

>>26534667
Email saying who you are, that it was great to meet them and ask if theyd like to do something sometime (if you want to be more forward you could specifically say something like "dinner on friday", or you could just be more vague to let them pick). If you remember a detail about them, suggest something they might like (i.e. if one liked art suggest a new gallery show, if they are into coffee find a 'quirky' coffee shop). They will be flattered that you remembered something about them rather than thinking you just emailed anyone who was willing. You could include your phone number in the email, which gives them the control, or ask for it when they reply like you said.

Dont do something spergy like send it to all of them as a group email.
Good luck, hope it goes well!

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What's for din din lads?

Delicious sausage soup here.

>>26534947
Yeah idk how that works, i didn't really think about it at the time i must admit. I just wanted my cashmoney back and knew that the person who answers the phone at the takeaway doesnt speak enough english for anything other than taking the order

>>26535030
nothing because im disgustingly fat so i dont want to eat today

>>26535030

Odds I have a bowl of corn flakes
Evens I drive to Mcdonald's

>>26535030
gonna have oven chips, probably a burger or sausage, and i'm still deciding over either roast vegetables or salad

probably salad

very boring meal i know

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>>26535055
Pick me up some nugs lad

>>26535030
Had 14 oz steak in wetherspoons.

Was getting strange looks from old couples because I was alone :<

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>>26533555
mine. No idea what the colour is but they look cool.

>>26535079

I'm not allowed to go now, the numbers said so.

:(

Watching through Mr Robot and honestly lads it's not too great, I don't understand the praise it's getting. it's very mediocre.

>>26535055
Unlucky bro. Had 20 nugs for lunch

>>26535097
looks like hazel eyes lad

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>>26535097
Nice, you look like dracula.

Here's mine.

>>26535093

They can go to hell, I wish I had the moxie to go out and eat alone and not give a fuck.

>>26535132
Someone else said that before, that I have vampire eyes. Odd.

You've got quite blue eyes but my nephew has eyes that are so deep blue they look almost violet, it's odd.

>>26535114
Just finished episode where chinks say they won't do the raid on China servers.
I know exactly what you mean. It isn't that great desu. It's a chore to watch next one.

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All these robots with beautiful eyes and I'm stuck with shit-brown.

Pic is what I wish my eyes were.

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>>26533229
Waifu comics

>>26535049
you forgot your trip tilde

>>26535230
im cripplingly new and dont know who tilde is, im guessing hes a faggot though

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Lads, how about some beats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rVcxZoKrJA
Watch this space, kids gonna be trending more than viola beach.

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>wake up
>poleaboo still hasnt killed himself

>>26535211
That bloke is ugly as fuck

Blue eyes an be really good but sometimes they make you look like a sociopath. I have every colour eyes so that is pretty good.

>>26534248
Ur pretty cool for a qt

blox

>>26535251
He's a fat bastard who pretends to be a skinny twink and attention whores all the time.

and welcome

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>>26535263
had a kekkle desu

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>wake up
>Fatilde hasn't died yet

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>wake up
>I woke up

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>>26535320
>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put on a little makeup

`12

>wake up
>say a little prayer for /britfeel/

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>wake up
>feeling like p diddy

>get home from work
>have a piss that I've been holding in for the last 10 hours

It isn't too unhealthy to do this, right?

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Can't really rip into her for doing this degree

as an EU national, she doesn't have to pay tuition

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>wake up
>get out of bed
>drag a comb across my head

>>26534842
and yet he doesn't know what the fuck to do after it, convincing them to see you again is the hardest part you fatty

>>26535284
oh ok, guess it makes sense that you mistook my post for him
thanks for the welcome

>wake up this morning
>feeling fine

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>wake up
>drag myself from my bed around twenty past six
>get my kids up make breakfast: one egg, two toast, three weetabix

hope nothing bad happens today lads

>>26535376
Are people so lazy that they hold their piss until it hurts?

>>26535395
Where is eu national course free!?!?!

>>26535375
p diddy is a manlet who has to pay women to be around him.

>>26533108
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igcyn9uFlMI

>>26535376
They don't have toilets where you work?

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>>26534909
fugg, this bitch is a fembot for sure

>>26535489

Yes but I don't like to use them because I might accidentally make eye contact with someone

>>26535524
Wtf just go. Have a sit down wee if you have to

>>26535541
if you're at a point where you sit down to piss because of anxiety buy some valium or xanax onlinne

>>26535578
Thats not even a big amount of anxiety.

>>26535541

But what if I make eye contact with someone when I exit the stall and they think I did a shit?

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Official patrician choice for new kanye album:
>ultralight beam
>famous
>low lights
>highlights
>waves
>real friends
>wolves
>30 hours
>fade

Everything else is reddit.

Lads I've been doing a lot of work with a Chad in work recently. Things are going fine, he does his fair share, I do mine and he's friendly and nice.

The only problem is whenever me and him present our work to my boss. my boss only talks directly to the Chad guy and only acknowledges stuff he says, I can talk for a minute about what we've been doing and it's like his mind switches off and he goes right back to asking the other guy.

How the fuck do I solve this? Can I solve it or am I just fucked and cucked forever?

>>26535611
exactly, dont let it get worse

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Lads, Liam Gallagher and Lenny Kravitz go to fashion shows.

It's not gay if I watch them online right?
pls respond.

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Lads, Jet Set Radio is free on Steam

Quality game tbqh

quick /britfeel/, post the first half of your postcode and see if you have a match

L21 here

>>26535664
you're fucked, he'll be getting all the praise as well, you'll be blamed for anything that goes wrong

>>26534678
>>26534701
>>26534707
I'll send that to them later

>>26534711
>>26534786
>>26535011
Sorted. I was going to attach a picture of me so they remember who I am. There's a decent picture of me holding a cat, don't want it to look like I've had to trawl through my facebook images to find a good one but I don't want to send them a boring selfie. Was thinking of going with something like "here's a picture, I'm the one on the right". Thoughts?

>>26535682
Gallagher looks like Grimbsy

>>26535692
>here's a picture, I'm the one on the right

if you aren't attractive, that will come of as spergy

>>26535682
not gay if you have a wank while watching

>>26535685
Showing as 3 bongs for me lad.

>>26535710
I'm not that attractive

I'll just send the picture then

>>26535720
Just underneath it should say "install", it's part of a oack with other free games

>>26535687
>you're fucked, he'll be getting all the praise as well, you'll be blamed for anything that goes wrong


I think you're right, he's been given all the best work as of late and I get the feeling that I'm being hung out to dry, my boss literally does not give a shit about what I do anymore.

Gotta hope a downturn doesn't come soon.

>>26535687
W10 lads

>>26535612
that's what toilets are there for

i usually use the stall since i don't want to whip it out in front of my workmates, it's no biggie, some people are just piss-shy

>>26535742
pull a Mark and say he molested you

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>>26535712
Smashing.
>tfw want to pound the shit out of some of the birds.

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>>26535739
>it's part of a oack with other free games
Thanks lad

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>flicking through shitty music from a few years back on youtube
>Owl City/Fireflies comes on
>look at comments
>"man, this song was one of my childhood favorites"
>mfw


>>26535687

CV8

>>26535908

Starting to notice how the stuff from your formative years is becoming "old" is an unsettling experience for sure.

>AbeSimpsonWarning.png

>>26535687

NE30

When does it become ok for songs to get posted to Youtube.

Like, when a new album releases if it gets put on Youtube it gets taken down for copyright.

Are any anons here not manchildren and have moved out?

I am currently a NEET manchild but I was thinking about moving to Cardiff. If I got a place with rent and bills 500 bong a month and split it wit one other person, so 250 each, how much does everything else cost? And how much would I need to be earning per month to be comfortable? I am only eligible for minimum wage jobs.

>>26536134
I would be more worried about getting a place that cheap and finding someone to live with you. if you work full time you will be able to afford that on minimum wage.

>>26536134
I live in Cardiff, why do you want to come here? It's largely full of insufferable students.

>>26536134

I live in a 2 bed flat with a flatmate. Minimum wage will be enough as long as you're careful. A month out of the job and you're fucked, you won't be able to save much.

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>>26535908
>on youtube listening to some 00s indie (artic monkeys, Killers etc)
>man, music was so much better when I was a kid
>tfw I was an adult this music was out.

>>26536134
I'm a manchild, but I have moved out. Live with the GF of 4 years. I'm 28 though so it's kinda expected to be moved out and what not.
>tfw GF works too, so my share of the bills is made cheap and my disposable income is retardadly high.
>tfw still think about what I'd be like if I still lived with my parents.

>>26536190
>I live in Cardiff, why do you want to come here? It's largely full of insufferable students.

I live in Bristol currently which is London-lite meaning it is literally impossible to move out of mummy and daddies house as a minimum wageslave.

>>26536229
How much is other stuff like food, bills, etc?

>>26536266
>>tfw still think about what I'd be like if I still lived with my parents.

Do you prefer living with your parents or being moved out?

>>26536266
Your GF is an imganiary fat ugly acne ridden shitcunt

Fucking KILL YOURSELF

>>26536277

Bills and food are what you make them. I used to have 40 quid a month phone contracts and blast the heating all night but then I got wise. It depends so much on what you have that I can't really say but it's always much more than you anticipate. Get a cheap council tax band because that can cripple you.

>not brit
>still post in theese threads
I cant be the only one..right?

>>26536305
keyboard warrior

>>26536313
>Get a cheap council tax band because that can cripple you.

Is it possible to tell the landlord I am a student to avoid council tax? Or if I lived with another person, and they were a student, is it possible to just put their name down but I still live there? If you know what I mean?

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>>26536318
JF out desu desu robot blocku

>>26536305
You have no foreskin and your pancreas is shit.

>>26536293
If I lived with my parents I'd have even more money and my washing and shit would be done for me.

However, I like being moved out, it's nice to have that freedom and independence. Only downside is, living with the misses means spending time with her so we watch shitty movies when I'd rather be playing digimon, but then we still have time to ourselves to do what we like.

>>26536305
>imganiary
No
>fat
Yes
>ugly
Yes
>acne ridden
No
>shitcunt
Yes
3/5 ain't bad mate.

>>26536366
We live in a police state they will find out and rape you for it

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>>26536378
The one on the right looks like Hairy Jeremy

>>26536366

It might be worth a try if you can get a good fake letter or something. You'll probably wind up having to pay it all anyway.

My top tip is to get a smart meter so your utility company can't rip you off.

>>26536443

CAPTAIN.....CAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNN!!!!

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>drug dealer just fucking disappeared after I paid him 108quid via faster payments bank transfer
>already had 700quid history with him over a year
>called my bank, said there's no fucking guarantee I can get it back since it's from a lloyds bank sent to santander

Fuck this shit, fuck this shit fuck this shit.

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>>26533229
Here's my waifu~

Just woke up. I think it is safe to eat something now, but I am unsure if I really want to go out in the cold~

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>>26536476
You said a grand last night mate.
You also fucked up mate, unless you're using the Dark net for your happy pills then you should always get the weed and pay with cash, no trace.

>>26536627

I checked my order history on his website, it's actually 700.

still, that fucking scamming subhuman shit took my money.

>>26536476
learned your lesson about bank transfers then

stick to cash m'laddo

>>26536661
>his website

u wot m8

>>26536678

well i trusted the fucker hes been around for years, now he exit scammed me.

>>26536679
Just-Gethigh.com

>>26536679
This. Since when do drug dealers have websites.

>Got randomly given a chance to do a top graduate job after being unemployed since graduation
>It's great pay, easy work and my boss is a great laugh as well as my team
>Get paid well and can go up to 28k soon (over the next year or two) despite only being 21
>Get a 400 bonus every quarter for literally doing my job
>Job isn't stressul at all
>Loads of other perks like free lunch and ipad etc

Problem is I live in a small as fuck irrelevant town and I've always wanted to live in London whilst young.

Do I go for a similar, but less rewarding job and cuck myself with rent and no money so I'm in London or do I stay living at home for minimal rent and just live in a boring town?

>>26536689
Mate, if he has a site, he's prbably busted.
If you spent a legit 700 and got weed, then he's probably been fucked.

>not using agorah
or whatever the latest shit is.

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>think during the day about cool things to code in Python
>get home from being wagekek
>too tired

It's literally going to be like this until retirement, isn't it?

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>/noteatenforsixdaysladbecauseimpoorlad/ here

I managed to cadge some food and whiskey.
I feel like crying tears of joys lads, honestly.

Gonna read Dirty Havana Trilogy by Pedro Juan Gutierrez and eat like a king whilst sippin' whiskey until I can't feel anything.

What a strange week I've had

>>26536712

London is a meme, and a shit one at that.

>>26536712
>Problem is I live in a small as fuck irrelevant town and I've always wanted to live in London whilst young.

Why? Do you imagine your life being something like Skins or some shit?

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>>26536721
>get digimon for valentines
>play it on my days off
>back in to work today
>come home
>can't be bothered playing it.

Fucking wagecucking killed my gaming enthusiasm.

That and lack of good games coming out.

>>26536721
Yep, months have just flown past for me. Wageslavery

>>26536803
>Being given gifts for valentines

Hello my fellow normalslime friend

>>26536765
I quite like it

>>26536776
No but everytime I go to London I'm always doing new things, meeting with old friends and going toa ll the cultural stuff and pubs etc whereas at home I live in a rural northern town which has a few pubs and just countryside.

My job lets me sit in a comfy office all day and sometimes I go for meetings and walks in the countryside and that's about it.

Just thought I should try something whilst I'm young (under 30ish) but don't know whether to cuck my 20s away saving in my shit town or just move to London for some fun.

There's fuck all here except my incredibly lucky job which I somehow fell into.

It's also annoying that everybody else in my job is way older than me.

>>26536762
How the fuck can you be so poor you can't eat. Jesus christ I can't imagine it.

>>26536834
maybe stay there for a couple years and save up some dosh then move?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPrz3D3Tpd8

dirty foreign buggers

>>26536804
The upside is disposable income
>>26536832
Sup my normiebro.
>tfw everyone is posting pics of roses and chocolates and sex things
>tfw I got digimon and got my misses a few dvds she wanted.

>>26536906
How to get gf normanon?

>>26536894
Yeah, probably will, thanks.

Just boring in the mean time but I hate the thought of leaving my job for a less well rewarded one and having to survive in London on my own.

My job's probably shit anyway but just seems good cos it's my first proper one and I get loads of free shit and they just throw money at me.

They're even gonna pay me like 40 quid extra a week to be first aid trained despite the fact we work in an office.

>>26536762
go to a food bank dum dum

>>26536721
>>26536803

Back when I wasn't NEET, I'd fall asleep right after work/college then wake up at like 2 or 3 in the morning and spend a few hours doing leisure things.

Then I had a massive depressive episode and stopped getting out of bed. I mean I don't think that was why, but you ought to know, I suppose.

>>26536906
Its not enough to be worth it and I need it to be able to retire at some point.

Alright lads.

I want your age, how much moeny you have saved and how much you plan to save by 2017? I wanna know how I compare

21/ saved 2k and wanna save about 5k by the end of the year

>>26536762
where do you live? i'll give/buy you some food

>>26536943

27
Nothing saved
Hopefully I will be debt free

>>26536943
23 have 10k want 20k. I may end up with less though.

>>26536943
21 I think about 1k or something i dunno

>>26536943
>how much you plan to save by 2017

Who the hell plans that far in advance? I don't even know what I'm going to do next week. I might be dead by then.

>>26533022
come on you cunts, i'll take on the lot of yous

>>26536712
>Wanting to live in London

Mate...

>>26536762
Where do you live mate I was about to spend another 20 quid on takeaway (3rd time this month, can't fucking help myself) but I'll buy you food instead if you want?

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>>26536943

22
-1K (-37K counting student loans)
just being in the black would be nice desu

>>26537085
Don't think you understand how siht living in a northern town is

>Nothing happens
>Nothing happens
>Drive through nothingness and a bit of motorway to go to work
>Get my money
>Most people are chavs, unemployed or scrotes
>Noting happens
>Still nothing happens


At least stuff goes on in London

>>26536943

21
15 pounds
Let's see if I make it that far

>>26537121
I know it doesn't help but at uni I was 2k into my overdraft and it bugged me so much that for my last year I ate nothing but pasta and sauce and never went out because I wanted to be out of it.

Feels good to be free of it now

>>26536943
We did this the other day but whatever.

24/13k/nothing really just not lose any

I've just bought a house so I don't think I'll be saving money, just spending on that.

Kind of bricking it about losing my job though since there'd be real consequences now.

>>26537128
You know there are cities other than London, right?

And what do you think happens in London? Black people shoot each other? Wahey, fun!

>>26537128

you're an idiot, and not in a cute way

>>26537166
I live near Manchester and it's just shit and scrotey.

Eveytime I go to London there's always a massive cultural event or something to get involved in, loads to see and do and explore.

>Travel from northern shithole to Manchester
>Chavs fight outside pubs
>A few nice restaurants that try charging London prices despite being nowhere near as good so don't go anyway
>Repeat

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>>26536887
I wouldn't reccommend it, mate. You start to lose your mind after three days with no food. The ''lizard'' part of your brain genuinely takes over.
It's a long story. The short verson is:
>Was working
>Got kicked out of where I was staying
>Lost my job because of this
>Homeless for abit
>Got into a bit of debt
>NEET
>And there you have it

Dylan said it better than me though:

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you ?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall."
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.

How does it feel?
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone ?


>>26536928
You need vouchers for those m8

>>26536995
Surrey, but I could never accept that mate, thanks for the offer though. I'd have a pint with you.

>>26537116
You're alright, don't worry. Thanks though. You should maybe give to a food bank every now and again though. Some people in homeless shelters etc are really ''robots'' but with shitty parents or upbringings. Not all of them are crackheads and criminals. I used to believe in all of that ''dog eat dog'' ''survival of the fittest'' type of shit until I found myself surrounded by people who honestly, never had a chance. Bad upbringing, bad parenting and lack of support can really fuck your entire life up, and very quickly.

>>26536943
18
A milli
A trilli

>>26537182
Why am I an idiot?


comment not original, kek

london is as much of a shithole as any of the rest of the uk, just a larger shithole with more flavours of shit

that said, i still personally prefer it to anywhere else

>>26537208
why would you never accept? that seems silly to me

>>26537128
>At least stuff goes on in London

Like what?

Seriously I live near to London and lots of people at my work say they "went to London" at the weekend but to do what? Just wander around and buy an outrageously expensive coffee? How do they know what's going on and where to go?

>>26537252
Becuase despite starving, losing insane amounts of weight etc and essentially slowly dying... something in me tells me that there are other people in more need than me.

Maybe I'm just too proud or something. Or too stupid. Either way... I'd feel worse taking from you than I would if I just starved until I next have cash. Strange, I know.

>>26537288
Can i just give you cash then? I'm pretty well off

That's very sad to me that you wouldn't let another anon help you or anyone else

>>26537282
Are you serious?

I've seen light shows, nice live music in pubs, loads of cultural stuff is always going on, just google 'what's on in London'

No wonder you're so opposed to it if you think it's about just drinking coffee...

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I'm wheezing like a mad cunt and I can't get my asthma pump till next week. shit shit shit

>>26537128
at least you don't live in Stoke-On-Bloody-Trent

>>26537450
I live somewhere far worse mate.

Live in a town of about 60k people yet nobody has ever heard of us even directly outside.

Says everything

>>26533069
i once had a gf, once. Whenever she was crying from a fight always felt guilty when I got turned on by her tears

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>tfw i keep having wet dreams where i'm a shota and a big booty mum dirty talks and rides me until i blow

I'm in my early 20s now, I thought this was all supposed to happen in my teens

>>26537365
And you think those events don't happen in manchester?

>>26537208
>Now you don't talk so loud
>Now you don't seem so proud

Didn't know Axl Rose lifted this line from Bob Dylan.

>>26537480
Somwhere in East Kent by any chance?

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Taylor Swift top bird right lads

Alri alri

>>26536922
I...I don't know, they say you wont get a GF sitting at home, but I did.
She was friends with my brothers GF. So she came round with her and obviously my brother being a chad decided dragging me through to hang out too was a good idea.
>tfw thankful for my brothers disregard.

>>26537345
I think it's because of just how I am. Others don't care so much and take all they can get. I just don't like feeling ''in debt'' to people, you know?
For me personally, it looms. I'd lose sleep over a stranger helping me out. I've never understood why those beggars on the street only accept cash... It almost feels like prostitution to me. I don't know how they do it.
Accepting charity is genuinely hard, mate. It's almost as if someone has their hand in your mouth... Whatever sense of ''integrity'' you thought you had, simply evaporates. You begin to feel like a whore... Used up, a burden... I never quite understood until it happened to me.
It's hard to explain I suppose.

>>26537570
In the north, mate.

>>26537562
They don't.

We do have attempts but other than Chinese New Year it's generally pitiful and rather small scale

The only one that is equally as good if not better is the local music scene

>>26537223

I'm half-sensing b8, but whatever, I have nothing better to do with my time

Things happen outside london, a lot. Your other post (>>26537195) mentioned Manchester so I'll take that for comparison.

>culture

Palace theatre, opera house, massive sporting venues, fucktons of pubs (including the smallest in europe), the Apollo, gay village, chinatown, literally the musical centre of the country.

>chavs fight outside pubs
Welcome to any city in the country on a friday night. Do you think there are no chavs in london? Especially in the shit parts, which you'll be living in, because good luck affording a place anywhere else

>restaurants blah blah blah
Bullshit. There are some top notch restaurants in Manchester, some of which are also stupid cheap. If you get a chance, try Le Delicatezze Di Bruno. Amazing Italian food in a small place east of the city centre, last time I was there three of us had three courses with booze and it was sixty quid including tip. There are a fuckton of restaurants in Manchester and claiming that they're all shit and overpriced is ridiculous, especially compared to london where everything is going to be far more expensive.

>>26537581
quite right, mate. quite right

>>26537511
>tfw never experienced a wet dream
I feel like I missed out desu.

>>26537581
Isn't she dumb as a bag of rocks?

>>26537613
>pubs don't have music manchester
you are a moron there will be loads if you actually looked

>light shows
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-35073790
I mean not often but there was a light show festival, how much light do you need?

>>26536922
I got a gf off of Omegle

Text though. If you go on video all the stacies disconnect after 2 seconds unless you are a literal Chad.

I dont know why im posting this but i was just playing xcom enemy unkown and i had to escort some dude to the skyranger, everything was going fine and i was one turn away from safety when the car next to the dude explodes and kill him outright.
My jimmies are rustled.

>>26537795
fucking love xcom enemy unknown

i need a good computer again, would be worth it just for a functional xcom machine

Essential /britfeel/ tunes lads??????

https://youtu.be/fh1kaHVt-lA

https://youtu.be/m-H0uIH5HHQ

>>26537771
I literally said the only thing we do better is music


And the light show was an example, all of our things like libraries and galleries are limited and criminally underfunded and there's not actually that many in Manchester.

>>26537869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS3oriHCZbk

>>26537753

Seppos usually are.

>>26537924
>rap
>mcing
We'll be having none of that, mate.

>>26537838
Yeh i like it to.
Pretty sure my team are all mentally incable fuckwits who cant shoot for shit tho.
Who the fuck manages to miss a muton who is stood less than 5 feet away from them?!

>>26537949
britfeel is a multicultural though

>>26537924
Jesus fucking Christ that's awful, are kids really listening to this shit these days?

Sounds like something from a need for speed soundtrack

>>26533272
look like aspie raisin

>>26537994
Not with shit like that it isn't

>>26538099
I'm twenty and I don't but yeah... alot of people my age do. And not ironically.

>Went to Colorado in December
>Had fantastic time, constantly doing new things, going outside, no cares in the world
>Developed a huge taste for burgers.
>Came back last week
>Life is shit, have no money and nowhere to go with anyone.

I was given a taste of a better life and now it's gone.

lads help

>>26538099
>implying Need For Speed sountracks aren't GOAT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COy_JKXtzvE

>>26538196
Listening to something because of the nostalgia is pretty much the same or similar as listening to something ironically

Without mentioning the banned word begging with R and ending in D, I thought it would be hilarious if everyone here went into porn threads on /b/ and posted innocent pictures of british grannies.

>>26538233
Its basically the opposite

>listening to something you like because of the good or strong feelings it gives you despite it no longer being in fashion

>listening to something you don't like to appear cool, you have no real opinion on it

>Its a Tom Paris episode

>>26538188

You got family out there? If so, try and move there if you like it so much. I've been to Colorado too and had a similar experience. All that open space and positivity is crazy for us brits.

>>26538305
Loli threads are good >>669308643

>>26538352
I loved tom paris, he was my childhood hero.

I just watched some tv accidently, its like entertainment for people without frontal lobes.

>>26538352
There wee precisely three of these

which one troubles your anus?

>>26538355

No family, I went on my own and stayed with a family there. Had to save for two years to fund it all.

It's difficult seeing the snow-capped Rockies every morning for two months, then coming home and seeing a fucking steelworks every morning.

I just wish that Californians weren't ruining it.

>>26537128

Mate please don't move here there's enough people moving here and making the rents explode and we Londoners will just take the piss out of you. It's not worth it.