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how's valentine's day going my good lads edition
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Valentine's waifus lads, I hope you all have a wonderful night spending time with her.
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>>26486123
Pretty good, popped some pain pills and gonna binge today

>tfw depressed addict on valentines day
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Where are you MrFappyFappy??
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Xth for how do I get over her?
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>>26486182
having a lovely day with the waifu so far desu
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>>26486123
currently eating pizza I got from the pizzahut valentines day special, I guess normies do have their benefits.

Also had 4 wanks today thanks to pornhub, shame I cant download me favorite videos
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>>26486182
hungry desu
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>>26486198
think I went to school with her
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>>26486182
Lucky for me Jun just wants to relax and play WoW together tonight. Its nice to have someone to cuddle and chat with.
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>>26486123
Not bad, been at work all day, finally free and got home. GF had gifts n shit for me and the plan now is to get moderately stoned and have pizza hut for dinner. Comfy.

>reee etc
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>>26486182
Having a pretty good day with the waifu desu~

>tfw no decent valentines day art of her
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>>26486206
>favorite

GTFO YANK


occc
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>>26486240
No you didn't, lad. Dutch girl.
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Carry my soul on the winds of the sea
To darkened depths, I commend my body
Carry my soul on the winds of the sea
To mother island for all eternity
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>>26486182
Anime isn't real. They never will be.
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Played age of empires 2 all day alone and ate some soup, it's been a pretty good day except for the soul crushing lonliness
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>>26486279
I'm a Dutch dude
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>>26486330
Fuck off then desu lad
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>>26486256
auto-correct senpai

color
favorite
trunk
couch
fries
gas
cell phone
store
highschool
hood
football (real manly football, not the gay euro shit)
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>>26486325
shiiiiiii

HAAAAA
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>>26486330
Unless the name Echica rings a bell, you didn't go to school with her.
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Only just woke up desu. Just a few more hours to slog through.
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>>26486367
Just admit he fucked her already you bloody cuck.
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>>26485529
I hope it's not for attention.

If the grill likes gaming then there's a chance she's not really into it, but lifting or roleplaying is less likely to be faked.

Less likely to exist, too.

For anyone that missed my post last thread, I've signed up for a First Dates event at my uni. It'll have the French guy there, and worst of all, it'll be filmed.

So when I inevitably spill my spaghetti everywhere, it'll be on YouTube forever. I'm hoping they don't decide to allocate any screen time to me though since I'm unattractive and haven't got good chat.
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>>26486400
what uni lad?
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>>26486426
Sheffield m8

Why do you ask?
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>>26486454
so i can laugh at you
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>>26486367
kinda does desu
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>>26486454
Just curious. You have bigger balls than me m9. I'd never go to an event like that if my uni did one
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>>26486500
Just fuck off already, why the hell are you taking the piss out of his misery you knob
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>>26486529
Because hes a faggot who should fuck off.
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>>26486547
same applies to you
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Today is the birth date of another Blade Runner character.

Going to watch it and drink hot chocolate while it snows outside.
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>>26486502
I've done speed dating once, no matches. Asked a couple of girls out, no luck (fake numbered/friendzoned). I'm just throwing shit at the wall and practicing my aim until something sticks.

The way I see it, this will be the worst it will get so embarrassment won't be as much of a fear later down the line.
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Only just found out Dawkins had a stroke.
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>>26486587
where is the snow? hopefully its in london so i have an excuse for a lie-in tommorow
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Want to have a wank but too depressed lads
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>>26486182

Thanks Azulad, hope you can have fun with you're waifu.
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>>26486642
I'm about 40 or so miles from London.
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~Awww hurro britfeel. I wuv you all so much and like homo things like my butt. I shower you with penis sex in the hope that you wuv me. ~
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>>26486645
need me to help out?
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>was going to order a pizza
>mfw I realise what a cunt I will look ordering a meal for one on Valentines day
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>>26486651
>Banana Bread Beer

Yes family
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>>26486671
No mate I'm not gay
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>>26486676
mate, they work at a fucking pizza place, on valentines day too. not like there lives are going well either
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>>26486676
Seriously why give a fuck?
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>>26486676
>working on valentine's day is less pathetic than ordering a pizza for yourself

u wot cunt
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>>26486676
ask them to arrange some pepperoni into the shape of a love heart.
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>>26486709
This.

Anyone who works minimum wage at a pizza place, on a Sunday and on a day like valentines might as well post here.
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>>26486709
>>26486712
>>26486755
>>26486757
Might order an Indian instead. If the paki judges me I'll punt the little fucker.
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>>26486757
they`ll probably jizz in it if they think its for grill
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>>26486679

Not a particularly good pairing with hot dogs it turns out, I think the flavour is probably something best enjoyed on its own.
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Need to check if my phishing site has had any hits

Can't find the motivation to go upstairs and get my laptop
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>>26486785
>wanting rasheed--who poos on the street--to bring you food

anon, what the fuck?
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>>26486798

>banana bread bear

I fucking love me some good ale, but this left an after taste that was far from pleasant tbph family. Try some Black Sheep.
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>>26486813
>Can't find the motivation to go upstairs and get my laptop

You sounds severally depressed.
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>>26486830
Edgy, your mum must be so proud
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>>26486623
I graduated from Sheffield last year m8. Strange to think there was more than one britbot roaming the uni
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>>26486836
It's pleasant if you like banana bread.
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>>26486813
lol we even have scripting kiddies in here
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>>26486838
Can't find the motivation to sign up to a GP, get a depression diagnosis for ESA either unfortunately
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>>26486869
It's poleaboo mate.

You from reddit or something?
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>>26486893
>get a depression diagnosis for ESA
Depression won't get you on ESA. At least not anymore. Believe me, I've tried.
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>>26486895
You don't know that, detective
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>>26486864
What degree did you do? Societies?
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>>26486925
What do robots use now then? Some form of anxiety?
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>>26486836
>Try some Black Sheep.

I do, frequently. Got a Doom Bar lined up for later this evening. Also

>>banana bread bear
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>>26486651
>one monitor
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>>26486123
feeling particularly depressed and uncomfortable tonight, today has been one of those weird feeling days. got majorly cucked at work on friday and i was left with no choice but to do a 10 hour unpaid shift yesterday.
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>>26486623
why are you so desperate for a girlfriend? Focus on improving yourself instead of latching onto to any females
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>>26486895
The fuck is poleaboo? Polish scum or something
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>>26486931
biomedical science and none. You?
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>>26486969
lurk more newchum
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>>26486955
>doing an unpaid shift

Why? That's not even wageslavery, that's just slavery.
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>>26486965
I hate people that spew this bullshit. "u got2 lurv urself b4 any1 will lurv you". How about you go fuckoff because you obviously don't know what it's like to be lonely and unloved
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>>26486670
Fuck off cunt. Tilde is our GOD.
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>>26486969
>being this new

no
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>>26486992
I'm not on here for every britfeel thread. I actually have a life outside of the internet m9
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I just snorted 1 line of weed (probably medium sized. Not too big, not too small). I don't know if I did it right. It kinda got stuck and I sneezed a little but I scooped it back up and got there in the end.

How long until I feel the effects?
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>>26486123
>my good lads

You need to stop this
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>>26487033
poleaboo has been a gimmick for the better part of a year you cretin
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>>26487033
>having a life outside of the internet

Why?
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>>26487033
You really need to fuck off, you don't belong here, why do you come here?
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>>26486950
Doom Bar has to be my favourite drink desu, and its something that i wont be judged for down the pub.
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>>26487039
You're supposed to inject the marijuanas you doofus, now you're gonna die!
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>>26487059
He started well over a year ago but he's only achieved mainstream success within the last 12 months.

I'm sure I remember his first posts about the Polish girl back in early 2014
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>>26487039
Up your bait game, this is fucking atrocious.
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>had ear infection in BOTH ears over a month back
>used all sorts of shit to try and shift it
>cleared up
>can now hear much better than ever before

How does that work exactly. My hearing has definitely improved. It's not like my ears were clogged with wax either.

I can hear the bubbles popping from my piss when it's been stood a minute.
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>>26487059
Well it wasn't when I was here a few weeks ago you degenerate
>>26487070
How do you know I belong here? Are you my mum or something dickhead
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>>26487091
I doubt it and I doubt you can actually inject weed. Although maybe you can inject that wax stuff?

>>26487099
What?

I think I did something wrong, it's been 20 minutes since I snorted it and I don't feel a thing.
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>>26487113
I stuck some card in my ears when I was like 8 years old and it is still in there 15 years later. I often wonder if my hearing would improve if I were to have it removed.
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>>26487113
might've just got used to not hearing owt like
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>>26487094
I've seen a collage of his posts from years back when he was still living with the polish girl and wanking to her boots
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>>26487000
I do, i've never had a gf but the more desperate you are the harder is it because you latch on immediately. ever seen the undatables where they fall in love after one date and ask them for marriage after 2 or 3 dates? it's kinda similar to that.
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I broke my phone, my credit card got stolen, and this girl I asked out said no. Pretty shitty desu
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>>26487173
What? Your ear canals aren't that deep. If there was some card stuck in there you would be able to see it. If not it'd probably work it's way out on it's own overtime.
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>>26486830
>Not liking Indian food

These threads are just for British people mate. Sorry but you'll have to leave.
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Dumped on Valentines day for some rich dude, fuck me.
That's the evilest thing anyone can do.
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>>26486830
Indian food is never made by Indians over here, thankfully.

The places are always run by pakis, just like chippies and pizza joints.
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>>26487213
I am CONSTANTLY checking my back pocket when I'm out and about to make sure my wallet is still there. Kind of a stupid place for it really and yet we still do it after all these years.

I would LOVE for my wallet to get stolen, catch the guy and beat the fuck out of him in the middle of the high street.
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>>26487232
can't stand paki food its fucking disgusting shit and im British
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>>26487212
I get what you're saying, but most people have simply given up and accepted that they'll be alone. If they do find someone though, I don't think they'd be clingy as they're already used to being alone. If anything they'd be distant
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>>26487216
No it is still in there, it's just in one ear I meant, not both. I can still feel it, it does try to make its way out but it is too large and once it gets to a certain point it can not go any further and gets very itchy so I itch it and it gets pushed back inside.

I had a picture of it before because I used to be a subject in these scientific studies when I was younger and they took pictures of my ear drums, but that ear was blocked obviously so they couldn't get to the ear drum and just took a picture of the card. They thought it was just wax though, I didn't tell them what it really was lol.
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>>26487256
Someone told me a lot of Sri Lankan people actually own the Indian takeaways.
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>>26487290
Wtf. What do you mean card?

Like paper?
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>>26487268
lol who are you trying to fool on here, you aint beating anybody up
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>>26487292
That tiny island is pretty far from the designated shitting streets, their food is probably good.
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>>26487249
How rich are we talking?

>>26487268
>I would LOVE for my wallet to get stolen, catch the guy and beat the fuck out of him in the middle of the high street.

But then you would go to jail mate.
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>>26487113
My eardrum burst when i was a kid, ive had better hearing in that ear ever since
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>>26487268
Assuming the guy who stole it isn't buff as hell and beats your ass, steals your money, and steals your phone since you're on the ground in a pool of your own blood, sure.
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>>26487337
I'm not a bad size and ok in a fight.

Besides, most people who steal wallets are scrawny druggy/pisshead types who rely on their speed more than they rely on their fighting capabilities.
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>>26487311
Basically I was in bed when I was like 8 and I had an itchy ear but my sister was looking after me and she'd get really mad if I got out of bed, so I couldn't go to get ear buds to itchy it, instead I had this Christmas card next to my bed so I tore a piece off and fashioned an itching tool out of it. Unfortunately the itch was too deep and while trying to reach it I lost grip of the card and it fell into my ear, when I stuck my finger in to retrieve the card it just pushed it deeper and deeper. I was too embarrassed to tell anyone so I decided to just live with it in there.
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>>26487268
>not keeping your wallet in your front pocket for easy access

literally why?
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>>26487370
Gotta be careful, though. I mean, what if they call "Big Steve" and have him leather you?
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>>26487277
You're not British t b h
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>>26487379
jesus christ anon take the fucking card out

or get a doctor to take it out

that can't be good, what if it gets pushed further in and fucks your ear drums?
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>>26487379
Calling bullshit. Your ear canal is not deep enough for something to get lost in. It would get so far and have to stop at the eardum.

If, by some miracle, IT DID get stuck in your ear, it's paper, it would have become moistened very quickly (shower, bath, rain), break down and eventually work it's way out
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>>26487400
Thats not what easy access is
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Just bailed on a fatty. She was as fucked up as I imagined. Scars, called me daddy, usually fucks older men.
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>>26487513
you're living the good life. I'm actually jealous of you
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>>26487426
>what if it gets pushed further in and fucks your ear drums?

It is fine, it has been in there for years without causing any trouble

>>26487444
>Your ear canal is not deep enough for something to get lost in

It is not 'lost'. If you were to shine a light on my ear and look inside you would see it. It is just past the point where my little finger can fit.

>, IT DID get stuck in your ear, it's paper, it would have become moistened very quickly (shower, bath, rain), break down and eventually work it's way out

Unfortunately not. It seems to have just really solidified over the years. If I ever have a bath or go swimming it seems to get waterlogged almost, and I will be nearly completely deaf in that ear for a week or so.

It is strange how it never did just break down and get washed out, I think at the time that is what I was banking on. I remember that it was a very thick, glossy type of card though, which may have helped it fossilise rather than degrade.
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>>26487320
We're talking mild rich, but still a huge leap from broke ass me.
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>>26486123
Pretty good; got to go see pic related
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>>26487496
yeah, if you're a tea leaf maybe and your main consideration is easy access to other people's wallets
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>>26486953

I have two monitors all right anon, all the better for viewing lewd pictures of my waifu.
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>>26487567
You could always murder his family. You've got nothing to lose at this point.
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lads!!!!!!!! just heard this band on the radio today, thought I'd share
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btSa91diKio

Almost drove of a bridge they were so good LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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>>26487563
How much of a lazy bastard do you have to be to leave a foreign object in your body?

I'd have taken that shit out myself somehow.
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>>26487552
She was much bigger than me it was a weird experience. Made her cum though cos she said the other day no one had made her so I hope she had a really good time.
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>>26487629
>How much of a lazy bastard do you have to be to leave a foreign object in your body?

Well I was 8 at the time and didn't want to get in trouble. After a few years you kind of get used to it.
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>>26487615
They went all out with their publicity stunt.
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>>26487563
>If I ever have a bath or go swimming it seems to get waterlogged almost, and I will be nearly completely deaf in that ear for a week or so.

are you really consigning yourself to a practically bath-free life just so you can avoid the mild embarrassment of getting it taken out

you could always carefully try with some tweezers?
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>>26487677
Most people don't take baths very often, you could easily never have a bath again without trying much
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>>26487612
I were thinking about something smaller like slashing his dodge's tires.
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>>26487615
They're actually pretty good.

Well this move will be really big for their music careers at least. Like that Goldie Lookin' Chain song.
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>>26487277
Paki = Indian? Say that to an Indian person.
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>>26487611
looks a bit far away for my liking, and has the tower in between them both, i rate it 5/10, not comfy for waifu enjoyment
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>>26487646
And all the while i'm sitting here doing fucking homework and wondering why i'm still a hugless, kissless, friendless, handholdless virgin. Someone end it for me please
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>>26487731

What's wrong with tower in between displays? Means the cables can reach both of them.
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>>26487615

Kek, what a poor choice of words.
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>>26487379
you could make some money by filming the removal and posting on youtube. get your mum to take it out with some tweezers.
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>>26487677
I don't like baths anyway, I'm a shower man myself. The only problem it gives me is I like going in the ocean and playing in the waves, so when I get to go in the sea I am deaf for ages afterwards which is annoying. I only get to go in the sea a few times a year though so most of the time I'm not even thinking about it.

I have tried to take it out with tweezers of course, but have been unable too.

>>26487724
That's not going to do much mate, he's rich, he'll just buy new ones.
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PAKIS OUT III NOW lll
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>>26487765
Its a barrier between them, its a dumb spot for it. Why not have it on the floor?
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>>26487611
>Razer gaymen peripherals
>Rebuildsluts
>Controller
>Owning a television in the year of our Lord two thousand and sixteen
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>>26487585
Cool.

>>26487646
Please tell me you didn't much her out or anything.
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>>26487743

I should point out I'm fairly drunk and at the end of my rope here. When I sober up I'm going to feel massive pangs of regret and shame.
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>>26487828

On the floor? With the dust? Heavens no
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>>26487820
This is making me pissed off. Give me your address. I'm gonna come around and yank that fucker out.
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ONLY GOOD PAKI IS A DEAD ONE


occ
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>>26487841
No, just fingers. She had a little bit of short hair down there so if she asked I woulda said no. Tbf she didn't smell half bad, and I generally like going down on girls and the taste.
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>>26487874
Trust me senpai I think the only way it is ever coming out is with one of those ear enemas the doctor can do.
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>>26487820
>the anon that got dumped on valentines day is the same anon who has had a piece of card in his ear for 20 years
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>>26487820
What if I inconveniently trash his car then write small dick on it with paint, then pour the rest all over the interior of the car.
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>>26487914
maybe she dumped him for his weird smelly ear and tendency to go seemingly randomly deaf
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>>26487905
>I generally like going down on girls and the taste.

How does it feel to be such a tremendous cuck?
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>>26487914
Lol no mate I am card ear anon no gf anon is a different guy, I was just telling him it is a bad idea to slash the tires if the man is rich because it won't really do anything.

>>26487922
No mate, you need to go for his family. He can buy a new car, he can't buy a new family.
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>>26487585
I'm jelly, I have a hidden passion for outer space shit. Looking at the stars on a night sky (on the rare nights where there's no clouds and the night sky isn't just a hideous fucking shade of orange) really calms me down, anybody else feel the same way?
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>>26487963
Fairly tasty.
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>>26487963
>not going down on girls

Bet you prefer sucking cocks don't you you big bender
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>>26487912
You can do those yourself you know. I've done it to myself a lot.
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>>26487972
I went camping 2 years ago, got drunk then just lay there for 2 hours listening to this play list with really ambient music. Was incredible.
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>>26487965
>the anon that is encouraging violence against someone's family is the same anon who has had a piece of card in his ear for 20 years
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>>26487963
that's a fairly normal part of being attracted to women, anonymous
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Poleaboo fucked up

/Brit/ are reporting him enmasse to the oinkers
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>>26487972
Yeah mate. I like standing on my doorstep smoking and looking at stars.

>>26487990
I don't mind munching out girls. You can't just go in dry.
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>>26487965
Murder isn't really my specialty, also guns aren't as available in Australia as the USA, and I won't go and slit their throats either, what about ex gf what can I do to her that'll hurt her?
She's a leach she doesn't own a car or a house of her own.
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>tfw using skin moisturiser as lube for a wank
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>>26488072
What have you done now you fucking clown?
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>>26487990
>>26488046

>enjoying putting your mouth where she basically pisses from and where once a month unrequired uterine lining oozes out of her in a bloody mess for a few days
>wanting to put your mouth anywhere near an area that can accurately be described as having its own ecosystem of fungi and bacteria

Literally why would you humiliate yourself like that?
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>>26488115
Presumably they wash. You wash your dick don't you? I'll admit I've had one bad experience along those lines but normally it's good.
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>>26488115
what, like your urine and smegma are so much more delicious
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>>26488109
Dunno but other posters have deemed his posts offensive

>>26488115
You answered your own question
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>>26488221
C'mon you're at least a bit self-aware. You must know what you did. Is it the current thread or was this earlier?
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Makeup and angles.
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>>26488115
You do realise girls wash, right?
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>>26488291
she still looks like a fat shit
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>>26488180
Girls are disgusting and don't wash well
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>>26488311
One on the left.

If I didn't know what lies beneath I'd say I'd fuck her.
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>>26488291
Looks like a munter in both desu
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>>26488308

Vaginal
Ecosystem
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>>26488261
Current thread, some of the previous and now someone has dug up several older posts from the archive

It sounds worse now that they're describing them as "death threats"
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None of you know what its like to be me.
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>>26488368
Mouths have more bacteria than pussies mate, do you not kiss girls either?
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>>26488341
o wow, how is that fair?
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>>26488432
>do you not kiss girls either?

I'm posting on fucking /r9k/, what do you think?
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>>26488476
Well you shouldn't be commenting on eating pussy if you have no experience of the subject.
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>>26488405
But anon, of course I do. I am you.
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Broke up with my girlfriend, but I'm happy since she showed her true colours last night.
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>Took girl I'm dating out for Valentines Meal
>Felt nothing emotionally

Why do I keep losing interest in every girl I date, we've had sex a couple of times also.
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>>26488510

I don't have any experience putting my tongue in a pig's anus either, but I can still tell you it's a bad idea.
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>>26488605
>we've had sex a couple of times also.

Normie, ree, etc

Go and be normal somewhere else with your job and your fast car and your supermodel girlfriends and your yacht
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>>26488605
try dating someone you're genuinely interested in in the first place? or, i dunno, maybe you're secretly gay

>>26488588
what happened anon?
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>>26488619
you've never eaten a mattesons sausage?
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>>26488619
I've only done one but I'm sure they're not comparable.
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>>26488619
That's a completely different kettle of fish.
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>>26488588
Did you do it in person?
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>>26488644
Having a car isn't just for normies. I bought one because it would mean not having to use public transport
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>>26488665
I am interested in her but like with every other girl I date, I just lose my feelings randomly and want to move on.
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>>26488644
But I enjoy being here :,(
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>>26488771
normie problems are posted in /b/ m8y. None of us here can help you so why don't you just leave
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>>26488685
>fish

Unfortunate olfactory comparison desu
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>>26488812
Because /b/ are fucking retards and you lot always give sound advice.
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>>26486197

Indeed, where is MrFappyFappy? We see you on PH.
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Pic related. Should I bail asap? Or do I go along with it
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>>26486978
>>26486931
no rush to answer or anything m8
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>>26488847
>you lot always give sound advice.

that's a real rib-slapper right there
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Sunday is almost over. The normalfags shall leave soon.
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>>26488862
summarise it family
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Suggest music, i heARD r9k got taste
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>>26488861
You on PH too lad?
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>>26488862

>mentions feminism

Bail, bail the fuck out. If that's on her mind at all it may be only the tip of the iceberg.
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>>26488910
>Filler
>Filler
>Filler
>What are your views on feminism ect ect
I suspect what I reply with, determines what comes next.

Additional information : She's bi and hasn't been in a relationshit for 4 years
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>>26488938

I am indeed mate, I assume you are too?
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>>26488954
Yeah I am. I just found out about MrFappyFappy this morning when I looked at his Astra van entry. Can't believe I haven't seen the guy before on there
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>>26488862
she seems fine

maybe try more hanging out with her and getting to know her like you would a friend, approach the romantic stuff from a tertiary angle

if you really hit it off then it's a benefit to your pursuit of her, and if you don't get along in that respect you can see it'll be time to part ways
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>female friend broke up with bf a week ago
>was supposed to be seeing her today
>she's seemed interested in me in the past, so I'm vaguely hopeful that something might happen between us
>she's in a terrible mood when I see her, because her ex-bf mentioned to her that he was moving in with a girl
>says "Well there's already a guy I want to fuck"
>slightly surprised, not the usual language she'd use
>"I'm going to be sleeping with him by the end of the month"
>I hide how crushed I feel about this
>look him up later
>he's basically Chad
What's the point any more. I don't want to have to keep trying, when nothing ever comes of it and Chad can swoop in and get whatever he wants. I'm sick of everyone I know being easily able to find relationships, less than a month after they've ended their last one. This is the second girl I've known to do this THIS YEAR alone.

And this girl is my only real friend in this city, so now I have to hear about this guy in the future as well.
Just kill me, I've had enough.
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Waiting for my parents to go to bed so I can leave my room and grab a Maccies.

Back on the dole tomorrow as well lads. Has it changed in the last three years?
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>>26488953
Flirt, if you can. Tease her feminist beliefs a bit. But take it no further.
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>>26489008
don't mope around because he actually approached her and you floundered around waiting for something to 'happen'
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>>26488953

>she claims to be bi
>she's into feminism

Holy shit anon what are you doing
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>>26488985

Yeah I only saw him today as well, he popped up in the motorway tailgating thread and started talking about normies etc.

You should have a flick through some of his posts, there is a REEEEE in there somewhere. Couldn't make it up.
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>>26489056
it's a fairly major political issue (however you approach it) and she doesn't seem to have particularly radical views

pretty normalfag actually, just sounds like she wants to have a natter on a 'deep' issue
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>>26489081
Looks like i'll be having a good laugh tonight then! Where abouts are you? I'm down in London
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>>26489008
Have you ever had gf before? It is highly overrated mate. Once you get one and the novelty wears off you won't want one again.
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>>26488953
>bisexual feminist

I'd rather stick my dick in a blender.
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>>26489055
He didn't approach her, he's just a guy she's seen on fb.
And I didn't have a chance to do anything, before I got shown how little chance I had - why else would she be fine telling me about this guy and how great his body is?

And like I said, she's my only friend here. I can't afford to make things weird between us (by trying something when there's no indication of interest) and be alone.
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>>26488096
find his family, sneak in while theyre sleeping and put some bits of card in their ears. It'll take like 20 years before they get it out
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>>26489117
all women who say they aren't radical feminist they just want equality actually end up meaning they want quotas and other retarded nonsense
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>>26489146
>Have you ever had gf before?
Yes
Now I know what I'm missing.
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>>26489117
>>26489043

Nah she seems pretty laid back, I'll approach with caution
>>26489056
I'm bi myself to be fair, so it'd be hypocritical to ditch her on those terms.
>Holy shit anon what are you doing
loneliness and desperation

>>26489003
Yeah I'll see about that, she lives in the midlands, about 5 hours train travel from me, so it might be a while before that point mind.
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>>26489144

Other end of the country, I am up in the Highlands!

Worth a read, gave me a good laugh.
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gone down with a cold lads, fuck sake
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Should I move to Edinburgh from Sheffield?

Or am I making a huge mistake?
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>>26489342
Scots hate all englishmen. The only decent scots are the ones who leave the place. You won't be happy if you move there.
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>>26489294
I've had one since a week ago, hopefully be better in the morning. It is so fucking annoying to be sick the week leading up to valentine's day.
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>>26489342
Living in both is a huge mistake, lad.
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Drunk as, whats r9ks ost?
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>>26489387
>time for death
>>26489396
>Living [...]is a huge mistake

it's almost as if...the world's trying to tell me something
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I think I'll write a book before killing myself, not sure what it will be about though.

Only a few more months to go.
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>>26486123

I'm eighteen, I dropped out, got a job. It's shit but it pays well. I feel burned out like fuck and I have no friebds. I might join the Navy if my eyesight isn't fucked. Fuck it all, lads
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>>26486123
>11hs until wagecucking officially begins

Fuck lads, who else here is depressed at the thought of work tomorrow?
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>>26489896
Fuck off.

You don't belong in britfeel.
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>>26489896
>need to be awake in 8 hours and 51 minutes for 12 hours of drudgery
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Poleaboo is signing on tomorrow

Also has a phone interview for a call centre but might skip it
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>>26489896
don't even have the usual benefit of seeing the qt guy at work to look forward to, since he's on holiday

by the time i clock in, he'll probably be balls deep in some hawaiian snatch
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>>26489896
>11hs
Let it begin. Work is the only social interaction i get.
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>>26490032
>qt guy takes the day before and after valentines weekend off
It was never going to happen anyway

>>26490063
>tfw no social interaction at work
>tfw having to listen to people eating/typing and resist the urge to shout at them
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>>26486182
>tfw too poor for a daki
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>>26490202
anon pls your picture depresses me
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Comfy in bed eating a beef roll with Jack Daniel's BBQ sauce and a big mug of tea watching Match of The Day 2. Pretty comfy.
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Any lads here drinking?
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>>26490362
>Match of The Day 2
REEE
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>>26490100
i just want to use his cock as a snorkel is that so much to ask
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>start again lads
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tfw you realize that any girl, if she liked your or was interested in you, could have sent you some goofy valentine's day card as a harmless and risk-free way to test the waters. and you got none.
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>>26490362
Get out you fucking normie cunt.

Oc
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>>26490727
Or they could have asked us out straight up because we're both adults and guys telegraph attraction about as subtly as a vuvuzela.

Maybe you're alone because you think in terms that only 14 year olds use, and are therefore a literal manchild.
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>>26490734
>beef is for normies

okay.jpg
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My parents died before i was 19,i that young. And still i here shit
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>>26490694
thats so ugly it could be a modern art masterpiece
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>tfw tired
>seems wasteful to go to sleep so early

Not sure where to go from here desu~
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>>26489896

It's not the work that depresses me, it's having to interact with people all throughout the day and walk past them in the corridor and every single time to try and determine whether to say "Hi" or "hello" or "good morning" or to just nod.

I swear this shit is going to give me stomach ulcers.
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Do you think I could make friends on tinder? Im relatively good looking. I was hoping I could Firendzone/ FWB a bish and steal her male friends
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>>26489382

Stay away from Glasgow and you are fine, the rest of us are decent folk.

Glasgow is an absolute shitehole, do NOT go anywhere near that place.
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test ofc
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Going to the pub with my draughts set was pretty comfy lads. Played a few older guys and had a few pints; won more than I lost, which is obviously the main thing.
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>>26491663
>which is obviously the main thing.

correct, that is the main thing.

good lad.
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>>26491663
Why the fuck did you take a draughts set out with you?
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IT'S FUCKING SNOWING LADS
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https://www.fb.com/colorfulmemes/videos/1001339143286826/
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>>26486965
I never said I was desperate. Sure, it's something I'd like to change, but it's not something I thinka bout every waking moment.

I'm also looking into cosmetic surgery but my face is quite lopsided so I need a rhinoplasty and some extensive bone reshaping to get my face to an acceptable level.

>>26486978
Holy shit, no fucking way. I'm doing Biomed right now.

>>tfw had to go do some stuff and maybe missed out on talking with a biomed bro
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>>26491911
Clear sky in Kent at the moment. Saying it's going to snow but even if it doesn't it's gonna be fucking cold in the morning.
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hello /britfeel/
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Who /brisfeel/ here?
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was pretty comfy senpai, played vidya and watched anime all day I rate 10/10
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>>26492535
hello you sexy anime girl, want some bbc?
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>>26492599
/brisfeel/ here this city used to be good but I don't like it anymore.Only good thing is the food at St Nick's. Everything else has gone to shit.
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>>26492676
Plz no make fun of muh whyfoo many ty
doujin are not canon
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Midnight already mates where does the time go
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>>26492687
I had a very wet wrap from the middle-eastern place at the end once, it didn't really entice me in to try the other places. Are they generally better?
I used to live right next to it as well, above the ticket shop along the road a bit.

What's gone to shit, in your opinion? Where do you live?

>tfw live above a pub in totterdown and it's shit
>loud music like 4 nights a week, no insulation whatsoever, temperamental heating, and a weak showerhead fixed to the ceiling so I can't properly wash my ass and balls

Any brobots I can move in with?
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>>26492829
I think I might be past the point of no return, I'll need to stay up all night to be up for work.
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craving human intimacy lads
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>>26493094
Me too mate. Can't remember the last time I had a hug. I don't even care about sex at this point, I just want to fall asleep holding a grill.
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I didn't think it would work

what the fuck do I say lads
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>>26493175
"ey gurl u wan sum fuk"

I dunno anon, maybe "Yeah, sure"? What didn't work?
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had an existential crisis today lads, wasn't fun
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>>26493063
>I had a very wet wrap from the middle-eastern place at the end once, it didn't really entice me in to try the other places.

The middle eastern place is literally my favourite place to eat. Dat Turkish nan bread. The falafel place is really really good and Grillstock is lush as well.

>What's gone to shit, in your opinion? Where do you live?

I live just on the edge of Horefield. I can't put my finger on it exactly. I think the gentrification has changed the place too much. It was nice at first that Stokes Croft and St Paul's became places that weren't dangerous to be, but Stokes Croft now is like a caricature of Trustafarian culture. The fact they are going to turn the Carriageworks into luxury apartments is just awful in my opinion and turning The Croft into a hipster ale house was also in poor taste.

Then Gloucester Road went from being a fairly normal, down to earth place, to what I would liken to a mini Clifton village at this point. It has led to some really nice pubs in the area which is great but I think it has gone too far with the whole organic gluten free hippies selling shoes made of hemp in every other shop.

Then the city center is packed with rich Bristol uni students who are either some form of SJWs , rich 'rugby lads' or Chinese kiddies having their tuition paid by their parents army of sweatshop children back home.

What pisses me off the most about all of this, is that all of the Trustafarians in Stokes Croft, the new age hippies from Gloucester Road and the rich student kiddies, will all act like Bristol is some amazing, liberal paradise where everyone walks around with smiles on their faces handing out sandwiches to the homeless. When the fact is, with the hike of prices and the drastic shift in culture of these places, the class divided in the city has become a grand canyon. Walk ten minutes from Horefield to Southmead or Lockleaze and it is like a different city. A really sad and ugly. cont...
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>>26492599
wag1 senpai

oce
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>>26486123
>123
In one of the fucking wiondows
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>>26486123
> qtpie ask me to see starwars and I agree
> she says we are going with Mark
> I am enraged and cancel as I am not a 3rd wheel
> she says they aren't dating
> a month later she posts a fb pic of him & her on fb on v-day
views on death grow like a beautiful flower in spring
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>>26493154
blowjobs>hugs>sex
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>>26492535
hi qt
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>>26493154
Oc desu hyabusa senpai
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>>26493505
> Mark
guys a loser, you could easily usurp him
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>>26493373
cont...

This growing and now massive class divide in the city, I feel is a direct result of the gentrification put into place by the council and Mayor Ferguson and they couldn't care less. The reason St Paul's and Easton, then Stoke's Croft and up to Gloucester Road, no down to Southville and Bedminster, began going through this was because with the building of Cabbot Circus they needed that whole area cleaned up, this was the new identity for Bristol for the students and tourists to enjoy. Which is fine, it is great that they managed to clean those areas up. But rather than just clean them up they have created a whole new culture and identity in central Bristol which is completely unaffordable and uncaring to anybody outside of that bubble.

Communities like your Southmeads and Knowle Wests are going to continue to be neglected and decline, they have now outlaw drug dealing in St Paul's and Easton with those 60 arrests made earlier this year, which means it is just going to move to one of the aforementioned neighbourhoods further a field where the council and police won't mind so much, as they won't be making Bristol look bad in front of Chinese tourists. The new immigrants rather than live in the traditionally black neighbourhoods of St Paul's and Easton are now moving en mass to other areas, large swathes of Filton are now Somalian and high streets in these working class areas are turning into all Muslim owned businesses, as they can no longer afford to move to the areas of St Paul's and Easton.

I'll stop now but basically, while cleaning the place up and gentrification I believe is a good thing, they've taken it much too far and basically created two cities and the whole thing just feels heartless, insincere and depressing.

That's why I don't like Bristol anymore.
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I've been playing Katawa Shoujo before going to bed for the last week or so. This was a mistake because now I want a blind gf more than anything. Why did I allow this to happen, lads?
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>>26493645
try to keep yourself grounded in the reality that you will never have a gf in your real life. the fantasy has to be accepted as that.
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had a comfy night at the pub with a girl, then chips+chicken+periperi mayo

good feels lads
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Lads the download folder in my gallery has dissapered
Fuck.
I've lost everything.
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>>26493736
Roooo get out normans
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>>26493581
I visited bristol when I was at uni, they were all tall chad douche bags, all of them had been rejected by a much better uni. Expensive clothing bought with daddies money. twats
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>>26493801
Yea that is Bristol uni 100 percent. It is literally rich kids who couldn't get into actual decent unis.
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>>26493736
>periperi mayo

is that one sauce or 2 combined?
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>>26493908
Presumably some paki bought the cheapest mayo and the cheapest periperi suace mixed them together and then left it the sun for a bit.
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>>26494003
Chara Chamillion
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>>26493505
some faggot called mark tried to half me playing sevens
marks are either absolute bros or absolute cunts, haven't ever found a middle ground
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>>26494003
Well it's definitely not ur mum mate cuz she's a fat bitch
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>>26493550
I am not cute
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any britfeel lads looking for a cuddle buddy feel free to email me

[email protected]
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>>26494147
>attention seeking slut
no thanks
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>>26494181
how is that attention seeking?

i'm just looking for a cuddle lad
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>>26494147
the steam group and chat seems to literally be for that purpose now, you might have some luck there lad, i know i have.
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>>26494037>>26494099
It was Charlotte Ross when she was younger. A rare pic.
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>>26493373
>>26493581
Can't really disagree with any of that. To be honest I have almost no knowledge of most of those places, I came here for uni (UWE) and stayed after, so I only know the city centre, a small bit of Filton Avenue right at the end near that uni, and Totterdown.
Incidentally, there are a lot of black and asian people in the shit part of Totterdown as well.
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>>26494240
Oh, maybe I have the wrong guy.

I may have mixed your email up with someone elses
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who else here /cold/?

>tfw so cold I can see my own breath
>can't turn heating on or chad flatmate will shout at me again

I can't feel my feet lads~
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>>26494445
Where are you? It's pretty warm here and I don't even have my heating on
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>>26494445
Why the fuck would your roomate yell at you, and why on earth would you live with someone who yells at you instead of having a conversation like a normal human?

Just crank it up. Or do what me and my roomy did, just bought a couple space heaters so our bedrooms can be super toasty without melting the rest of the apartment.
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>>26494445
All that fat affecting your circulation?
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>>26494506
I didn't get to choose to live with him senpai. The last time, he complained the heating was too hot for his gf. Another time, he said he was already warm from lifting at the gym. I can't get a heater since I'm in uni accommodation~
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>>26494445
>>26494582
just want to let you know that my bed is very warm.
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shit lads
i found jaffas but they're a month past their best before

still wrapped, looks like the chocolate is coming off and they feel a bit stale

wut do?
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>>26495083
just eat them pussy
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>>26495083
rub the chocolate and orange on your nipples.
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>>26495043
Just making me jealous now desu~

>>26495083
Just take a small bite and see what it's like. I doubt a jaffa cake would kill you lad~
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>matched with some indian looking girl on Tinder
>says she's sad and lonely
>tell her she must have someone admiring her
>says no one likes her
>ask why
>tells me she's indian
>so tempted to ask her if she knows how to poo in loo
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>>26495232
This is the sort of thing that tempts fate. The jaffa cake is going to kill him and he'll make the news
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>>26495239
designated shitting zoo
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sucking on an eclair
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>>26495239
She is fishing for compliments.
Every girl on tinder gets plenty of likes.
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Feel tired but don't feel like going to bed yet.
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>>26495609
same here lad. just wanna sit on my sofa thinking about life for a bit senpai
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Happy Valentines day bros.
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>>26495768
You could remove her eyebrows off with a bit of spit and rub
>shaves off eyebrows
>draws them back on
Who's the fucking idiot?
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>>26495885
>2016
>not shaving off eyebrows

What year you live in anon?
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>>26495768
>vancouver
>chink

Surprise fucking surprise
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>spent most of my time overtime for that sweet 10-15 quid an hour
>then lose time commuting
>then killing it at the gym
>barely any time at home

>finally my off day
>play some wow but don't have much to do now because its hard finding a guild that's on myth mano/arch that aren't permavirgin ragers
>nothing to do


what the flying fuck? This shit sucks, I'd rather just be working, killing it at the gym or be in the nightclub.
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https://youtu.be/eVSZnPHefSo
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>>26495945
the chink year of the monkey face apparantly
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>>26496031
Try playing a game that doesn't suck ass.
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>>26496074

yeah like?

>he's gonna fucking say assfaggots, console games, single player or whatever

id rather just watch lets plays or play visual novels
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>>26496095
>plays MMOs
>thinks he understands video games
>thinks multiplayer games are the way to go
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>>26496150
He's right though. Most of the shit he listed is wank
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>>26496217
One out of three isn't most.
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>>26496150
>>26496095
>I don't enjoy thing so it must be bad
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>>26496095
>single player
what
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Happy Valentine's Day lads!
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>>26496295
I hope your day was nice
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>>26496295
you're a bit late retard
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For fucks sake channel 4

So sick of that retarded "diversity" advert. Just wanna watch Come Dine With Me
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>>26496295
are you trying to bring her into the 3d world lad?
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>>26495768
> LE STEM MEME XD :D XD :D
Like I'd want to fuck a girl who isn't interested in art
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>>26496485
Studying stem and interest in art are not mutually exclusive
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>>26496401
>>Channel 4

There's your problem...

I miss the early 00's when they had some weird but entertaining stuff on in the early hours
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>>26488862
Lads, I've been talking to her for hours now, most of tonight. She's a virgin, cute, seemed feminist at first but it all boiled down to.

"people can do whatever they like as long as it doesn't affect me"

Fuck I want to impregnate her. Am I gonna make it?
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>>26496879
>social anxiety

Literally doesn't exist for women
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>>26496988
At this point I don't even care. Someone actually tolerates me and seems interested in what I have to say.
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>>26497028
Don't worry, she'll get bored and just stop responding soon
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>>26497084
>Don't worry, she'll get bored and just stop responding soon
Fuck me anon. Never mind the normies, robots are cunts. You just cut him down like that, no reason for it, just to be an ass? Wew lad.
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Worked out today and played tennis by myself. The same usual stuff other than that.
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rate my depressing as fuck 3am meal lads
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>>26497187
I just had 4 potato waffles, that looks better.
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>>26486123

>All these people bitching about being alone on valentines day
>I had to get up at 6am after only 4 hours sleep to drink a disgusting laxative which made me shit until 12, then had to go to the hospital and have a colonoscopy


And I still think today has been a pretty good day, and I am content at this moment.
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>>26497187
>Calling that a meal
You didn't even try anon.
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>>26486201
Is this you lad >>>/a/137462467
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>>26496401
So who's worse at this stage, BBC3 or C4?
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>>26497343
why isn't that a meal? it looks like a meal to me
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>>26497411
Because personally, if that was served up to me, I wouldn't eat it.

Cooking is such an easy fucking skill to learn, it is literally just measurements and timing.
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>>26497436
didn't feel liking cooking something at 3am desu

just wanted something to fill my up
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>>26497361

BBC3

It's got a 30 something yo as the face of the channel trying to appear as cool and down with stuff to appeal to younger audiences. It's only redeeming feature was that they occasionally played the Toy Story films.

Thank fuck it's being axed.
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Anon, it's 4 O'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you still posting?
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>>26498045
>he doesn't lead an abject, sleepless life of despair
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>>26498045
>He thinks 4 O'clock is late
Pah, Mortals.
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>>26498045
I've lost control of my life.
tfw no gf
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>>26498045
because i fucked up my sleeping pattern
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>>26498045
Because I'm laying in bed bored, and I know I won't sleep for another hour.
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I:55 https://youtu.be/YOu-dWhTTWw
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>>26498045
I slept several times through the day and every single time I had dreams that made me feel shit. I figured if I stayed awake now I could distract myself and have less of a chance of repeating.
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>Meet girl about a month ago
>Hit it off super well, similar interests and shit
>start going on dates
>nothing super fancy, just sushi dates and ice skating
>on our second date we stayed out for about 7 hrs, really into this girl
>5th time hanging out
>her place watching a movie
>heavy make out session, then just cuddling
>starts ignoring me for a while
>ask her whats up, just saying she's involved with the movie
>whatever
>end of the movie, about to leave
>"anon, im sorry, i don't want to have a relationship"
>in shock, fucking heart drops when i hear this
>"I have to move in a few months so there's no real way I can have a relationship with you"
>more or less say "Okay I understand" and leave
>come home and post on /r9k/

Obviously I wasn't in love with her but fuck I really really liked her. I can understand where she's coming from but that doesn't make me feel any less disappointed. I doubt she'll reconsider either...
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>>26498294
you won't get a gf if you post on 4chan at 4am. fix your life first
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>>26498045
I dont even know anymore
dont even have motiation to sleep
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>>26498045
Waiting for that sneaky fucking postie
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5am midget jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlJRLkxMGcI
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>>26497343
>fish and chips isn't a meal
lmao fuck off retard
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>>26498589
I think you're confusing us with people that care, or you're confusing this site for reddit.
Either way please leave, "muh feels blogposting" is boring and we don't want it here.
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>>26499607
nah

ocee
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>>26499560
That isn't fish and chips though anon.
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>>26499784
chicken and chips then
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H-happy Valentines...

I need to get out on my bike or something as penance.
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>>26499793
it's fish fingers and chips you silly troll x
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>>26500019
are you austitic? genuinely curious
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>>26500098
yeah... that's what I said...

lol
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>>26500129
i mean't fish fingers

it's almost 6am ffs

allow your questioning
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>>26500138
>fish fingers aren't fish

have you ever spoken to a doctor about maybe having autism?
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>>26500179
that wasn't me arguing they weren't

i used to argue on britfeel too, it's as pointless as the shite you argue about

you should stop
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Time for work lads!
See you in a bit!
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>>26500457
if you make less then 23k you are a slave
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>>26500652
And don't I know it
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>>26500652

>tfw finally broke the 30k barrier
>tfw more socially inept and lonely than ever
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Tfw Hispanic
Tfw took four laxatives cause I'm an idiot
Tfw PRAISE ALLAH
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>>26502200
>Hispanic

go back to amerifeel
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Morning lads, just had a dream in which a storm hit destroying my entire house pretty much except for the cabinet I keep my figures of my waifu in, which was largely untouched despite being made of glass.
Think this is a metaphor for my undying love desu
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>>26503379

One day you will throw all of those away for a real girl who will demand you do it.
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>>26502056
least you're making money my man, most of us can only dream of 30k plus
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>>26503379
it is a metaphor for that's all you have in your life. you need to take a real close look at your life matey
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>>26503379
You always post here so I take it you don't work? How do you afford those figures?
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>>26503611
Nope. Besides, she is real in my heart
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I don't know what to do with my life lads, I dropped out of uni last december and my anxiety is too bad to get a job, I can barely leave the house without having a panic attack

suicide increasingly seems like the best course of action
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>>26503892
Go to a GP and get some help.
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>>26497187
>Smoothie meme
>>
Anyone that plays CIV 5 know how to make the popups on the right stay there?

There is a lot of useful information there but it always disappears at the turn end.
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Does anyone ever pull their pants up too fast so that your dick is pointing upwards and then gets trapped in the waistband of your boxers? Because this happens to me every time I go for a piss.
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>28 and still shitposting on 4chan

where did it all go wrong lads?
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>>26504112
I just undo my zip and open the buttons on my boxers desu.
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>>26503892
>tfw being kicked out of uni this week from my final year

Can I join you?
>>
Dubs and I go see a hooker from adultwork
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had my first sexual experience last night lads. was alright
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>>26504212
Congrats mate. What happened?
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>>26503892
I basically spent my year at uni as a NEET in student accommodation. Have been NEET at home for almost 2 years now.

Having been in the same position as you, I'd say you want to go to a GP and tell them about all of the depression shit.
The goal is to eventually get on ESA and get 250 quid every couple of weeks without having to lift a finger.
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>>26503892
whawt is the anxiety over? just interaction? it becomes robotic if you're a cashier. the worst thing is when they start hitting on you
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>>26504232
Stayed in bed with this girl for like 10 bloody hours. Ended up getting a handjob. No clue about whats going to happen now.
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>there are people lurking in this thread RIGHT NOW who actually want a 3D gf
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Couldn't be arsed to go to my appointment, so I cancelled it.

Plans for today are to clean my room as it's a bit of a mess, take a nice shower, get something to eat, sit down around 12:30 and play Xcom 2 for the rest of the day.

Anyone else find they're much more comfy when they're in a nice, tidy room?
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>>26504188
Sure, we can have a pizza party before we go
>>26504238
I think I'm going to, my problem is I've been self medding on some stuff and I'm worried that the gp will tell me stop doing that as that's what happened before, thankfully I've just a proper prescription now so as soon as that goes through I can see my gp
>>26504258
it's usually a fear of people looking at me or having to interact with them. I really want to get a job but I don't think I'd be able to keep it in my current state
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>>26504297

>your 2d waifu will never be real
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6822974

Today's HOT TOPIC:

When getting dressed, do you shift your male appendage to the left or the right? Perhaps you're a free thinker, living outside society's rules by tucking it underneath your belt?

Whatever your penile position preference, make sure to voice your opinions, and vote in the poll.

http://strawpoll.me/6822974
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>>26504297
>wants someone to dominate her
>obviously her husband can't do this
>agrees to let her have sex with other men

How do you become this much of a cuck? How do you love someone and are able to sit back and let them have sex with another man?

HOW?!
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>>26504297
This bitch has high standards for a plain jane roastie.
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Time to watch Jeremy Kyle

RELEASE THE FREAKS FOR MY JUDGMENT
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>>26504395
>tfw you live on a council estate full of Jeremy Kyle candidates

JUST

I'm actually pretty normie but barely go out because I don't ever want to interact with the people around here and my other friends live a good drive away.

I actually know of someone from here that was on JK
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>>26504297
That does not look like the face of a woman who can handle 7.5 inches. She looks like she'd struggle with 6 tbf
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>>26504348
I tuck it up
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>>26504238
Depression won't get you on ESA. Not anymore. The whole mental illness thing has had a major overhaul in terms of getting on ESA. You need be be a schizo or have something like agoraphobia.

3-4 years ago it was a piece of piss to get on. But not today. Things like depression have been crossed out entirely and anxiety has limits to how bad it has to be before they will consider you for ESA. The government thinking being there are still jobs you can do with depression or anxiety. Trust me, i've tried to get on it.

If you know someone who's on it today, they are most likely from the old system where it's hard to get them off. The ESA people will look for any excuse to get you off now for depression/anxiety, but the problem is that these people have been on it for so long, taking them off now leaves them with a huge CV gap they can't explain to employers. Some do get taken off though, and that's where all those suicides happen where people are declared 'fit for work' after years of being on ESA for depression or what not.
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>>26504348
I tuck it left, honestly can't imagine how anyone can do it any other way. Sometimes if I'm feeling wild I try to hang right for a day but its very uncomfortable.
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>>26504427

You can turn things around, friend. All you need is a silenced pistol and a pocket full of dreams.
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Mates sister really fancies me.

I'd rather keep this 22 year dry spell going and wank myself red raw every night than fuck her.

How do i put her off lads
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>>26504456
There was a news article yesterday stating how shit the health service is for mentally ill people and how something like 75% of people don't get the help they need.

Can't find it desu.
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>>26504493
mate...


original fuck off robot
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>>26504348
>its small enough that it doesn't need to be tucked left or right

Not even that small just a grower

Still a really bad feel desu
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>>26504493
Is she fit, and are you good friends with her brother?
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>>26504512
Shes fucking boggin lad
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>>26504270
>handjob
>sexual experience

Are you in secondary school?
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That grinning freak with the braces on jeremy kyle this morning needs to be put down.
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>>26504531
No. Yes.

Original commento mr roboto
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>>26504548
We didn't all go to Eton mate
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>>26504530
Iktf, my dick is so small when flaccid that it only goes halfway down my balls. I've got an average cock, it's just so small when not ready for action.
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>>26504554
Tricky one then. Does your m8 know she's on the prowl? Maybe you could drop a few hints that you've got a gf, or pretend to be homosex?
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>>26504456
another reason to vote corbyn
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>>26504548
I'll take it pal. Pretty desperate desu
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The kids are at school and most neets aren't awake yet, it's the quiet time.
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>>26504800

And I'm shitposting from work. What an age we live in.
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>>26487805
>>26487615
eheheheheh
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>>26504835

It's amazing, had they not all died they would likely never have been anywhere near number 1, because they're shit and the singer sings in a stupid northern accent.
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Is anyone else getting bravely second on the 26th? I really liked the first one but it started to drag near the end.
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>>26504835

From what I know about it, they kept going even though the bridge was still a bit up. My theory is that they wanted to be cool and drive over the bridge like in the films then tweet about it afterwards. Unfortunately they didn't realise how it actually works and just went right through the hole.
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>>26504867
I'm going to get one of those new 3DSs first. I already have a 3DS but it hurts my eyes after about an hour. I've played my mate's new 3DS and it's infinitely better since it has the eye tracking, makes a world of difference.
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Fry finally did it. He killed himself.
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>>26504800
I'm awake now pal.
It's actually far better like this imo.
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>>26486250
Commission one from your favourite fan artists.
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>>26504603
Don't know. He might.

She knows im not homosex so i might just ignore her and hope it goes away
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>>26504894
I borrowed my mates n3ds to play xenoblade and I didn't really notice any difference apart from that shitty analogue nub. Are you playing with 3D on? I always have it turned off because its not much help when playing monster hunter.
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>>26495576
Actually still talking to her funnily enough.

Just refreshing to speak to someone that messages you twice then leaves it as that. She said I was good looking.
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>>26505008
Post your photo, we'll tell you if she's telling the truth.
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>>26504456
>Depression won't get you on ESA. Not anymore.
This meme needs to die, I'm on it for exactly that. Just have to talk about killing yourself and other shit.
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>>26505026
I'm mulatto. That's all you need to know, mate. It's usually the older women that cream over me unfortunately.
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Why do white electronics exist lads? They look fucking shite.
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>>26505035
Then you have to ask yourself why she's being deceptive.
Chances are it's either a honeypot or a catfish.
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>>26505087
She's legit. Instagram matches her pictures
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>>26504581
Mine is the same size as the sack. Probably about 2" untill it grows and then its about 6 and a half to 7.

Still embarrassing desu
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>>26505033
give us some tips mate
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>>26505126
Not him but

>don't shave
>don't wash as much
>be a bit hungover on assessment day

You don't want to look like you have your shit together
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>>26505126
Wear a shirt saying 'WHITE PUSSY WAS MADE FOR PAKI COCK'
>>
Got an email from Sainsbury RE a job application.

This email contains Highly Sensitive information.

Congratulations, you have been successful in the first part of our recruitment process and we would like to invite you to complete a competency based telephone interview which can last approximately 20 minutes.

Please call Sainsbury's HR Services at your earliest convenience, ideally within 24 Hours

>competency based telephone interview
Anyone done this? is it just to make sure you're normal?
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>>26505413
>Anyone done this? is it just to make sure you're normal?
yes
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>>26505413

Make sure you're not a retard basically.
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>>26505413
They do it to make sure you're with it enough to take orders and put items on shelves but not independent enough to threaten taking your boss' job.
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I decided to listen to this Kanye West, and I don't get it. He's all black power, why would white kids listen to this?

Maybe i'm missing something, someone please show me a song where he is at the height of his 'genius'
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>>26505540
Just listen to my beautiful dark twisted fantasy. Don't focus on just his lyrics/rapping, he does most of the production too.
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>>26505517
Spot on. It's to check if you will be a good 'grunt' and not cause any problems.
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>>26504348
I voted right, it goes left by itself but looks bigger if i tuck it to the right
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>>26505576
I think hes a good producer but his lyrics arn't great.

His new album art has me convinced hes retarded
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>>26505576

It's different to normal rap music i'll give it that, not really a fan though.
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>>26505540
His new album is nothing great.

Call me a nostalgiafag but I prefer the old kanye. Not the new kanye
>>
Mgk fanboy ngl
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>>26505665

He is also begging Mark Zuckerberg for money because he's in massive debt. I don't get it, this art is too meta for me.
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>>26505540
The best track he ever produced is "Slow Jamz".
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>>26505413
so many short plump ladies work at my local Sainsbury's
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>>26505761
How many fampai
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>>26505540
Everyone started treating him like a God when MBDTF came out. Haven't heard anything past that.
Preferred Late Registration desu.
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>>26505540
He had like 5 good tracks, he's basically the black equivalent of radiohead. 5 good tracks over an entire discography doesn't make you a good artist/band
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>>26499296
Postie didn't bring my parcel the fucking cunt my item was sent 1st class on saturday it should be here today, will another post person bring it? It should only be a smallish box less than 1kg too I would have thought norman postie would bring it
My efforts have bare no fruit
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/oxford/lads, when are we meeting up for a beer?
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>>26505865
fuck you weaboo cunt. I hope some polak postie stole your dildo faggot.,
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>>26505884
how about you fight me IRL just because I post weebshit on a weeb website on a faggot general doesn't make me a weeb you tosser, I hope you question your existence today and end it
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>>26505665
I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Kanye
See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes
And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes
I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye
I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye
What if Kanye made a song about Kanye
Called "I Miss The Old Kanye," man that would be so Kanye
That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye
And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye
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Just got up lads, i want to go get my haircut today, but now i have planned to do it i just have anxiety and don't want to go.
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>>26505922
>rhyming Kanye with Kanye

POETRY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
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>Birthday today
>Parents won't speak to me as I left my job yesterday
>Supposed to be having a meal this Thursday

Honestly lads I've always had a frosty relationship with my folks but we've always been functional. I don't know whether to build a bridge with them (which would be 100% my doing) or hunker down, get on with my life (looking for a better job while paying rent via JSA) and fucking them off.
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>>26506088
>i just have anxiety

When did anxiety become a pathological condition?
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get in here RIGHT NOW

my good lads

>>26506120
>>26506120
>>26506120
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>>26506122
Every special snowflake has anxiety and depression ITT.
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