still drunk from robot feels addition
OP here fagets. Why do normies REQUIRE drama to function, drama from smelly fucking women. Fucking weird lads. DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA............ why do they need it. . give me lots of (you)'s.
>tfw was walking in home and saw a bird so went inside to look at her through window to see if she was hot, couldn't see so just went to go back on computer and when I went to hop off my bed from the window my foot kicked my fan and now the fan is missing a blade because the cover grill was off it... now it wobbles and shakes voilenty so i have no fan to produce white noise to help sleep at night
This thread pic sums up the feelings I have walking around in public. A feeling that is just completely unique to England, Gross takeout restaurants, boarded up shops and fucking newsagents. All with dingy fucking flats above them, It's so depressing.
>tfw 14th february and valentines day
>tfw no valentines
>tfw i have literally never received a valentines card in my whole life of 30 years other than from my mother that died in 2009
>tfw i have no girl to give a valentines card to
bullshit lads. why even live. why. even.live.
It's valentines day lads.
What are you wearing today to celebrate it with the one you loved.
You do have one you love right?
I don't, that's why I'm spending it with my digimonfu,
>mfw want to go to spoons for some cheap world beers and chill the Sunday away but it'll probably be filled with Normie couples
>reeeeee's all the time
>has vader has his husbando
>hates his family
>gets flustered when trying to mind rape a girl
Holy shit lads, Kylo Ren is one of us.
What do you lads wish for? I want world peace and a kebab to be honest.
It's my brother'a birthday today too so guaranteed I will get almost no time to spend with her until late tonight
because they are hedonistic
The process is thus : we want to be happy, we notice that we are not, we wonder why, we notice that it is because mundane hedonism [=taking seriously our desires/ideas/self/what we feel] is poorly effective to be happy [we must work hard to get riches, then we must keep our riches, then we get a bit of pleasures from them, then they disappears (since we spend them), so we work hard anew to get new riches. Even worse, there is, sooner or later, a lassitude towards the fruits of our hard work (everybody in relationship knows this). Why do we get bored from all the entertainment we buy thanks to we hard work ??], we notice that everybody around we does the same and are not really happy. this mundane life is full of woes....
Plus we have faith that we will die, because we look around and see hundreds of people being miserable perishable pricks like we. people are we and we are people.
=> we abdicate before the lack of results from hedonism, we want to leave this lack of relevance forever (and we know how to).
we know thus that it is not worth it to go into the same hedonistic quest day after day, week after week, up to year after year; that we are not different, nor better than others in our misery.
It clicks. we understand that there is no point to continue to envy; once we understand this, we want to do the contrary of what we have done so far in our pathetic existence : do the contrary of being agitated.
we want to be still, even though we are not so still (otherwise we would be happy), yet we have no doubt about this new perspective on life [we clearly see that other hedonists are sad just as we were before, and we know why].
What happens when you do not move, when there is nothing to do, when boredom happens ?
First we try to do not move, physically, but we notice that we fail. as soon as we try to stop moving, we dwell in the fantasies of our mind, we move physically, as if we despise being still. This hate of being still is interesting...
Why do we hate being still, to the point of doing the opposite most of the day, that is to say, exciting things all day long and when facing the sterility of excitations, we try to justify our behavior thanks to the manufacture of a faith in rationalization-objectification, so that ''we gain knowledge when things are excited '' ?
We try anew to be still. We try to keep our consciousness [=the thing which knows] [not mind!] on the object whereof we are conscious, as still as possible : we no longer dwell in the speculations of our mind, we try to be still towards our 5 other senses.
We stop moving physically: we sit and do not move, we lay down and do not move, we stand-up and do not move. Our body does not move.
when our body no longer moves, the sense of touch disappears, just like when we ''smell nothing'', when there is a neutral odor, just like when ''we hear nothing'', when there is less noise than regularly. Our body disappears, to better leave our consciousness (and the object whereof we are conscious).
[as an aside, consciousness alone does not exists, feelings does not exists, reality alone does not exist: you have these three things always tied with one another, and if you suppress one, you suppress the other two]
so this is nice
Then we notice that the breath keeps moving. but at least the movement repeats itself: the breath moves in cycles; the small cycles in which we can decompose the breath is in-breath, out-breath.
The new question becomes: how can we be still towards the breath, since the breath moves in cycles? Well, to be still towards an do object which moves, we must move with the object. we will thus be still with respect to this object, no matter what movement of this object.
to be still towards the breath means that :
-when we breath out, we know that we breath out, WHEN we breath out [not an instant before, not an instant after]
-when we breath in, we know that we breath in, WHEN we breath in [not an instant before, not an instant after]
[there can be other things moving in cycle, typically the heart beat, but it is faint and far to speedy for most people to be conscious when heart beats happen. the breath is what is in the foreground, therefore, the breath is what matters]
there it is: we are still towards the breath, we are still towards the other senses which disappears, since THINGS DISAPPEARS when we keep being conscious of them and nothing happens.
Once your senses disappear, we are conscious of ''our consciousness'', and things happen: the jahnas arrive !
The method to study the consciousness, by the consciousness itself, is to get rid of as many displeasure as possible. this is what the buddhists do in their meditation. **the point is that there is no longer a distinction between epistemology, ontology, ethics and happiness.**
The jhanas are hedonism of the consciousness, while ordinary hedonism is materialistic, of the body; but even the jhanas are hard to get and their effects disappear, once we are no longer in them, sooner or later ! just like with mundane hedonism ! another deception... which leads you to know that, sooner or later, you will get rid of those jhanic fruits, or rather, that they are not the end of the quest...
Thanks to the jhanas you study the consciousness itself and see before your eyes what you knew since the day it clicked: that your consciousness is not as permanent, nor as personal as you expected before leaving your pathetic hedonism, just as you understand that the body, the mind, the emotions, the tastes, the ideas are not you and and that the attachment to them prevent you from being happy.
Why this method leads to result worthy of being called ''knowledge'' ? because the results:
- transform us
- transform us without reversibility [you cannot go back to a previous state, the good news is that these states make us happier than before] (and this is the whole point of the endeavor : to escape the impermanence which is the weakness of induction)
Happiness is thus the destruction of the avidity towards pleasures, the destruction of the aversion towards pains, the destruction of the ignorance of the sterility of hedonism of the body and hedonism of the consciousness.
What replaces the things destroyed ? equanimity, benevolence, charity, certainty that you are no longer an hedonist, certainty that you are happy and that nothing remains to be done in this life.
The results which are the certainty in this perspective of being still, is called ''stream-entry'' by the buddhists. then there is a stage of less irritation, then there is a stage void of avidity and aversion towards material hedonism, then there is a rejection of jhanic hedonism which is the end of the quest.
Cant do it lad. But have a (You) and another cat lad.
What sort of charts do you trade on? (Hourly, daily or weekly etc)
I am still drunk on Sunday morning, yes. Am I a loser? I am 30 years old, still live with mummy and never had a gf, so by normie standards I am a loser, by robot standards I am typical. What do you think?
Some of us don't want the attention senpai. A millionaire is just fine for me.
Kylo Ren wasn't the main problem. Yeah, he had things that could have been done better.
Bringing back Han Solo and Princess Leia was a much bigger issue. The actors are far too old at this point. It really took me out of the movie seeing a 50000 year old Harrison Ford doing Han Solo stuff desu.
Been playing it. It's a good game but the timer in missions is really annoying. That's why I have a mod to remove it.
I definitely recommend it. There are some good mods out already. Play ironman too, makes the game much more fun and you tend to concentrate and think a lot more about your next move and your overall strategy rather than playing willy nilly and just loading an old save when you fuck up.
>be good looking
>still shit with girls
>at that point where I have stopped caring
Honestly, it's at the point where I am absolutely fine being alone. 2 years ago I probably would have been a depressed mess crying myself to sleep but today I'll probably play some vidya and just chill out.
go buy some poppy tea you junkie
quit the shit while you can't find any. even alcoholism will leave you better off then opiates, glad i quit. it's easier to cut down beer intake to twice/three times a week then it is to cut down to only 5 or even 6 times a week with opiates.. even 1 day without is difficult once you have a habbit
Yeah I made that mistake before
starting to see my life for what it is senpaitachi
i'm not sad, just very frustrated
possibly edging towards insanity too, which is kind of cool i guess
Been addicted many times before, nothing beats opi high though, beer is boring, and effects my gains, just want some ops,, might bite the bullet and buy some btc so I can get some oxys
Here's my waifu~
Happy Valentine's day lads, have a comfy one~
On behalf of Sakulad, happy Valentine's Day everyone
Holy shit Natasha from antiques road trip is an absolute Scottish qt
Watching ameile lads
Wish I had a weird social recluse qt like her
How come when my dog looks at me through my window he doesn't react the same as he would if the glass wasn't there?
It's as though he sees me but he doesn't really react. It's like he's looking straight through me.
Just ordered some fake yeezy 350s lads.
Gonna enjoy sitting in the pub having all the girlies staring at me wondering how I can be so /fa/ on the dole.
They're re-releasing them, but I don't want to travel to JD in aberdeen when I stay in Edinburgh, especially for them to be sold out on day one.
I was gonna cop a real pair when they first came out, but spent my money on other shit instead.
>tfw own a legit pair of CPs, but scared people think they are fake.
I feel like my paranoia will be off the scale wearing these fakes, but for 30gbp if they're shit I can just sell them on ebay.
>Isis Habbo raid on /b/
>I tell funny halal and goats jokes
>Other ISIS bros kek at me
>Lots of friends request
>Account gets banned
>Make a new one
>Go to room everybody add me back
>Some guy screened me harrasing a 12 years old for showing skin
>wear the fred perry laurel on the polo
>wear the saint laurent on the jeans
>the yzy on the sneakers
it lets people know you care how you look... but more importantly it lets girls know you have a disposable income that they can scrounge off.
>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published
>hey i'm anon, do you like my YZY shoes and my shirt? Yeah they're expensive.
>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published
literally something a fedora would say lol
at least with the second option she'll be introducing herself to you, then you can tell her about the languages and book
>>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published
>hello my name is anon, I have learned Klingon, Loglan and Elvish, spent $400 on a wacom tablet that I don't know how to use, got a copy of EJay free in a box of cereal and have submitted my 2000 page Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction to LuLu.com
>have good paying job helping people (youth worker)
>people think I'm funny and like me and invite me out
>kids I work with look up to me
>woman talk to me and don't think I'm creepy.
I'm just a self hating faggot who probably has mental problems.
ironically, people love my self deprecating humour.
Probably, but for the price I'm willing to risk. I've seen some good fakes flying around.
Anyone else struggling with weight here?
I follow a healthy diet and lift yet I've been skinny fat all my life. I've never took my shirt of in front off another person because of this.
I honestly don't know why I'm fat I eat fine.
*girl approaches you at the bar*
>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published
*she looks at you with disdain
>u wot m8 I was just going to say you're sitting on my coat, I put it here whilst I went to the toilet
>m-my apologies m'lady
*has to descend bar stool because of manlet proportions, spills glass of milk over head in process*
Yeah same here. I diet hard and it dose seem to work very slowly, but one day of not starving and I put on half a stone. If I don't care about my diet I don't put on much more than that. It seems like I'm destined to to be skinnyfat
its not going to be a happy day today, but I can make it special for her.
your entire argument is one autistic line from another anon isn't it?
I never said people shouldn't buy clothes but not shit /fa/ style bullshit that most people think is gay as fuck anyway
>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published
That's nice. I'm with friends right now though, and your friends look like they want you.
or she approaches you and says:
oh hey, I noticed your yeezy shoes, and is that a rick owens?
>yeah, I know they're last season, but i've been busy writing short stories to keep up with the latest fashions.
you write, wow, cute, fashionable and talented.
in reality it's sitting alone in either your vidya t-shirt or SLP tee in the pub and never making contact with girls
Most of this depends on what kind of girl you want, but the most important thing is this. No matter how expensive your clothes, or how great a person you are, they will leave you for chad.
basics shouldn't have to be replaced
it's better to have high quality basics that fit and last years than fast fashion shit that will shrink
like I said, I personally hate Yeezys and all Yeezy stuff
/fa/ doesn't tell you what to buy you cretin, its just for shit like inspo or discussion of new lines dropping
that's like saying going to /ck/ means you can't cook for yourself
>tfw a random stranger qt spoke to me 2 days ago in town, asking me to go to someplace with her but i sperged out
i will probably never get a chance like that again
well at least i bought drugs that day
well that's true, but jeans last a lifetime, I can guarantee that 9/10 of expensive brands will fit better and last longer than fast fashion ones
depends on the brand doesn't it lad
also >300 quid t-shirt
nah senpai, I'm talking 50/60 quid at the most for a high quality T/sweatshirt
not even kidding here lad: That was actually the first thing I thought.
But she looked pretty young and innocent desu. well it was pretty fucked up anyways. she asked me to take her to a child/teen psychatric ward. i know i told this story before but i dug deeper and i think my first theory was bullshit. she must have been a nut. and i seriously had no time so i just told her to fuck off and that i have no time. fucked up lad.
u wot mate?
High school is uk a uk term.
In scotland it goes primary school, high school.
Secondary school is for pricks that think they're better than they are. It's high school ya posh prick.
Mate, I'll come down south and smash your cunt, or I would if that black cunt shagging your misses doesn't first.
>it is impossible to read emotions from women's behaviour/facial expression and therefore try to estimate if they are saying the truth or what their true objective is
yeah maybe. i have no idea lad, she didn't seem desperate or sad or mad or anything. and since I'm a betafag and had other things on my mind in that moment i didn't even think that far. i didn't think at all desu.
the thing is that she even knew herself where the nuthouse was, she was pointing in the direction and saying it's right over there.
she also didn't look "crazy" or worn out or anything what you would expect of a psycho bitch.
its also out of question that she wanted to take ME there because it's only for children/teens and I'm way too old and look way too old for that and also dressed normal.
i will never know wtf was up with her
well maybe there really were just some blokes waiting behind the next corner who wanted to rob me but if that was the case don't you think she would have put a bit more effort into the act? like trying to look desperate or something at least?
fuck off yank
you'll never fit in
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Secondary school is the next step up from primary school. Secondary schools are often called high schools in the United States. In Britain, secondary schools may be public schools, grammar schools or comprehensive schools.
Who /figurines/ here?
Pretty new to this shit desu, anything I should know about when looking after them?
Spot the yank trying to pretend he isn't.
Mate, high school is what it's called you ponce.
Fuck off back to trumpland ya pure fanny. (or if a southerner, fuck off back to your shitty wee cramped junkie tenement blocks full of gangs and rapists and paying 500 a week for the pleasure.)
>tfw northerners hate the south for being posh cunts but without the south they wouldn't have any of their benefits to buy fast food and drugs with. You northerners would still be living in mud huts if we didnt provide the council with the money to house you all.
There's an /a/ buyfag pastebin that should be useful if you haven't already looked at it.
Are you going to get that Nagito?
>budget is really tight but have a super fat paycheck next month
>this comes 1 day after rent
I really don't think I can cut it, is it normal to ask the landlord that you'll pay 300 quid on the normal day, and the extra 50 tomorrow? or just say payday is 1 day away and youll pay in full 1-2 days later?
already finished my 6 month contract with him and the bugger says im welcome to stay and my rent is counted by the day now in case I want to leave, so I figured we're on decent terms.
>implying that the south pays for us.
mate, you cunts are too busy forking out for pakis and lazy blacks that wee all have to work and pay tax before we get our drugs. White people can't get the dole like they use too because you namby pamby faggots are too scared to offend blackies.
>tfw nandos is all the south has because it's all the blacks buy. If it wasn't for those african origins nandos the south would fail.
Least up here we have good old british stores like fish and chip shops paying taxes. We buy british clothing like Fred perry while you cunts launder your money to yank companies like nike. So fuck off ya prick.
>pic related, probably your wifes fuckboi.
>that gets btfo every thread you post in.
>every thread you post in
i posted in every /britfeel/ for the past few months so far and i rarely get btfo. the only times people call me out for being that kraut is when I either say it or when I say I'm not brit and write in my usual style which i just did. other than that i just get called yank occassionally when i accidently use american words such us color or drug store and such. like this pleb here: >>26479964
also britain is poorfag central fatass land so nah I'm glad i'm no brit kek. I just come here to shitpost, nothin more nothing less.
Yeah I figured that would be the place to look, i was just hoping someone would spoonfeed me instead.
I've already got it, seems alright. I was hoping (lel) that I could find one of the waifu, but no such luck.
>le quoting things I haven't said or implied meme
here's your response. your threads are getting cucked just like your country. And that makes you mad.
Here is a further example of this publication's fine journalism.
Hope you are able to spend today with someone special lads.
>tfw you didn't fall for the valentine cuck meme
>tfw instead of going to some shit restaurant, you get to stay in and watch the rugby/football and funpost
>tfw instead of spending money on cards and presents, all your money goes on alcohol, vidya and anime figurines
>tfw winning at life
"Hey, how's it going? I love this playlist. Oh, my shoes? Yeah, they're Yeezys... I dunno, I just think they look so cool, I had to have em. Normally I would just wear, like, two pieces of bread taped to my feet haha. What's your name?"
Believe me, I tried to replace it, by the time I had to send the third one back for backlight issues I just decided to stick with this one. It's served me well for about 5 years now.
>tfw not full HD
Just got back from spoons lads, had a BBQ hotdog with chips and onion rings with a pint of Thatchers - was pretty tasty all told
Quite a few normies about, but I chuckled to myself when I realised that they think going to spoons is acceptable for a Valentines day lunch, when even NEET's like myself can go there and not worry about the cost
>haven't done acid in years
>only did it about five or six times
>tfw frequently get closed-eye visuals when trying to sleep
I've got the night shift in a couple of hours and I'm completely shattered, for the love of fuck please let me sleep.
>"Hey, how's it going? I love this playlist. Oh, my shoes? Yeah, they're Yeezys... I dunno, I just think they look so cool, I had to have em. Normally I would just wear, like, two pieces of bread taped to my feet haha. What's your name?"
You made me spill my tea mate.
LSD is hardly a normie drug.
Normies I've spoken to were fine with the idea of MDMA or even cocaine, but as soon as psychedelics were mentioned they were sucking air through their teeth and saying about how LSD crystallises in your spinal fluid and how one trip can change your personality forever.
They don't like drugs that might actually make you think.
>girl asking a guy out to the loony bin
what the fuck
It's not Valentines Day, it's "Palentines Day".
I love you all in a non-homo way.
are you guys fucking retarded? I don't know what shitty GFs you have but that's not common at all. it is common to buy them a present just like guys buy their girls a present.
>so many le women suck shitposts in such a short time even though probably most of you neither have a gf nor know what's common to gift to your bf on valentine's day
not him but i never had a gf before, which is why i don't memepost like that because obviously i have no fucking clue. if you are memeposting like that you are nothing more than a failed normie. the plebian, simple mind of a normie yet not the life of one.
>have actual experience in the field so i know what I'm talking about
>people tell me to fuck off and rather listen to other virgins posting shitty memes, who have no clue what they are talking about
>it's a normies invade episode
Are you a woman yourself or why are you assuming things which I've never said or done so quickly? you sound like a hysterical woman desu. I wasn't defending them. I'm just not being a dumb normie like you are. your shitposting is equivalent to when normies joke about women.
NORMIES SHOULD LEAVE
love a bit of normie hate desu senpaitachi
I'm not telling you how you feel. There's a reason why autists don't understand why they're getting bullied: Because they don't even realize their own actions. You are being a clown without realizing it.
>mfw the k-on girls are all stacys and would want nothing to do with the weeb posters from here
>it's a normie disguises himself as a robot episode
How do I fix myself lads?
I feel like I can't think any more, whenever I encounter a single point of resistance I just seem to stop thinking and find something to distract myself with for a moment or two.
I feel like I'm addicted to instant gratification
I think I've done this to myself too. Not sure how to turn back time and learn to have patience. I can't even sit through a movie or tv show unless I'm forced to because I get bored half way through and have to flick to something else before I finish.
Aye, It's horrible.
Even now I'm just hoping that I was able to think properly at some point in the past, but as far back as I can remember I've always taken the easier road and just scraped by in academics
Oh I used to be alright at that stuff, used to find stem stuff pretty easy desu. Now it feels like I can't learn anything.
Yeah this, I feel like they conditioned me to not try, now doing anything feels like I need to put in loads of effort just to get the motivation.
I found that the problem started in higher maths, after I realised my teacher just wasn't going to let me fail the NABs I just stopped trying
I've been working on this over the past few months, got it down to a few hours of vita per week.
I think the big problem though has got to be youtube
>Sitting in my room naked 4 months ago
>Suddenly see a fucking ladder come against the window
>Mop comes up
>Panic and close my curtains
>Sit and watch as a window cleaner comes and starts cleaning the window
>stay perfectly still so he doesn't realise the shadow behind the curtain is a man and thinks it is a statue or teddy bear or something because I am ashamed of my NEET nature
>realised that he would remember
>he has come every Sunday for 4 months
>every Sunday for 5 minutes I sit naked in exactly the same position so that the silhouette he sees through the curtains is the same and he doesn't suspect anything
This is the most pathetic I have ever felt. Pic related, snapped a picture just when he wasn't looking today. Really hope he doesn't realise I am a living person.
Literally everything that appears in my subscription feed, mostly gaming shit with Computerfile and Sargon of Akkad mixed in there too
Next time you should wait' till he's looking and run up to the window for a giggle
I've been on the fence about flogging my vita and my 3ds all day, the more I consider it the more I'm coming to realise how I really don't need them
I really like my vita though, its great for playing video games while being comfy, beats sitting in my chair all the time.
How is it? Might watch it just for fun desu
although I guess thats the only reason to watch it anyway.
used to like sitting on 4chan for hours after i became bored of video games, music, movies, now i get bored after 5 minutes of being here, this was all i had left now there's nothing i enjoy
It's a fuck ton better than the Persona 4 anime so far. I've only seen the first of the three movies but yeah, I enjoyed it for the most part, even if the MC is a bit too edgy for my liking.
I think I have 90 something.
Really need to play that game again
Yeah it would be way better with
How's your day going lads?
Currently having a few beers to get just drunk enough to go fuck a fatty soon. Probably going to be my most shameful fuck but literally the only way i get any moments of happiness atm are after fucking and ive not been happy in a long time.
This one I got on tinder. She seems pretty crazy but whatever man, just need to stick it in something. Normie fatties are actually just as hard as regular girls to get with especially since im a manlet. They're only easy to pick up if you're tall/big enough for them.
I am acceptable at least. First girl I've actually managed ot hook up with on tinder though and once we started to make plans she immediately started talking about all her kinks so shes clearly quite a slut.
if you can get a fat girls these days you can get a skinny girl. Fat girls are the most entitled to rating possible. They all think they deserve chads.
5/10 skinny girl would probably go for a 7/10 guy
5/10 fatty only settles for 8.5+
I mean it makes sense why they want it so much, they need a tall big guy to make them feel feminine when they're so lardy and box-like in body shape.
Why they believe they actually deserve this is a mystery
I had a shit and now im post-shit farting, feels so fucking good when I do it man
The only girls I attract are fat girls with depression and awful taste in music.
I went out with one for nine months then she dumped me
Getting told I should claim JSA since while I'm looking for a job, I'm losing out by not claiming it. My pride's stopped me so far, and I wouldn't have a very good reason as to why I haven't claimed it yet if they ask.
very original comment
he lives 200 miles away from me now since i moved and he was the one who after years of telling him i hated it brought me round to using it
yes 90% of the front page and all the big forums on there are pure cancer but if you find some niche ones with things you're particularly interested in you can actually find good content
>listening to Pet Sounds
>nearly throw up while I Just Wasn't Made for These Times played
What's wrong with me, lads?
haha jokes on the normies, they won't die alone!
That's nice anon! Do you've got a portfolio or something?
my gf gave me a nice package with some neat OC sketches she drew and some chocolates
but she is mtf
Makes for sad but amusing reading.
Can't believe he actually mentioned britfeel in one of the posts. Has he spoken in here before?
>at work last night doing deliveries
>got to womans address
>wanted her shopping in the kitchen
>she recognises it's me from the first time she made an order
>carry two trays into the kitchen for her
>her friend is in the living room.
>woman tells her friend "Look at that! the delivery man has got muscles"
>Help unload her shopping and making chit chat
>tell ehr I'll see her next week
>says "it's a date"
It'd make my life if I managed to fuck a customer like the pizza delivery guys in porni videos.
I wanted to get myself one of those M&S meal deals for 2 yesterday to cheer myself up. When I got there was a load of normies swarming the counters, and then had put the price up to 20 bong, so it was now a rip off and not a deal.
Fucking normie shits ruining everything
You get a bottle of wine and main ,side and a dessert.
Last time I got chicken pies, mixed veg thing, a pile of profiteroles and an alright bottle of wine. It used to be 10 bong which made it a good deal.
All the dumb normies are buying it a 20 bong like retards presumably for valentines
Don't you realise that if it weren't for the original normie demand, the meal deal wouldn't have existed in the first place?
>buying anything called a "meal deal"
>not being ripped off
Pick one, slowlad.
who here /kcider/?
8.4% 500 ml. wearing a tracksuit, sipping on k, feel like a pleb but the warmth of the alcohol is better than the coldness of her being with another man.
They try and match you with someone with similar interests. I'm terrified of spilling my spaghetti on camera though, hopefully since I'm unattractive and have no chat they won't want me to be on any subsequent TV show.
Went with weight lifting, gaming, and d&d. Sounding autistic with my interests doesn't matter since they match you without you seeing anything about the other person.
GOOD IDEA LAD
GET TWO DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS
maybe a meal or something if you want chips or w/e
Its gonna happen to me too soon enough, I've got to get in the bragging while I still can.
at least i have my favourite figma right here on roo normans day
She didn't join me for a drink because she was going to watch her friend's boyfriend game.
She sent me a selfie as "conpensation". Hold me lads, I'm so fucking dead inside.
She has different gimmicks that she overuses because she's not a real person, she was created by the guy she's talking to.
If I remember correctly he's saying "Say that again and I'll punch the shit out of you" or something like that.
Spending valentines day alone playing WoW again, fucking magical desu.
>thought you'd finally gotten over your oneitis
>friends with her on fb but have her hidden
>haven't seen or spoken to her in years
>decide to have a look on fb page
>she's more beautiful than ever
>now going on five years with her bf
>the faggot is going bald, guess I'll always have that over him
>remember once she told me she thinks Bruce Willis is really hot
Fuck lads I'm right back at square one. Why couldn't I have been with her?
Time check lads
>long green text story with no ending at the end.
Doubt it lad, he looks even more beta than me. Pic related
Her tits are pretty small m8, B+ at most.
There is no particular reason.
But anime LOVES you.
fuck off bumboys
I bet you are you pale neckbeard, all you do is sit in your dark room searching endlessly for opportunities to project your insecurities onto people that watch one particular nation's animated television programmes, while I spend my days watching interesting thought provoking anime with the lads and having a great time cuddling with the dakimakura of my qt waifu. Stay mad nerd