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still drunk from robot feels addition
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OP here fagets. Why do normies REQUIRE drama to function, drama from smelly fucking women. Fucking weird lads. DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA............ why do they need it. . give me lots of (you)'s.
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valentines day with waifus edition
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>>26475982
attention, just like you want attention with your post
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>>26475931
ello thar m8's, got a right snipper eggs n' cabagge aye?
tally ho!
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>tfw was walking in home and saw a bird so went inside to look at her through window to see if she was hot, couldn't see so just went to go back on computer and when I went to hop off my bed from the window my foot kicked my fan and now the fan is missing a blade because the cover grill was off it... now it wobbles and shakes voilenty so i have no fan to produce white noise to help sleep at night
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>>26476031
Why foo
I always forget that its valentines desu
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>>26476031
i can tell your underage (and probably use tumblr) just from this post
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>>26475931
This thread pic sums up the feelings I have walking around in public. A feeling that is just completely unique to England, Gross takeout restaurants, boarded up shops and fucking newsagents. All with dingy fucking flats above them, It's so depressing.
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I find fans a bit too loud desu.
I have a clock at home, the ticking is quite soothing.
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vote ukip non whites out
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Thinking about selling my vita and 3ds off to cex, could end up with a tidy 150 for them and the games plus whatever weebshit import games go for on ebay.

Should I do it lads?
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Happy Valentine's Day lads. How are you spending it?
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>tfw 14th february and valentines day
>tfw no valentines
>tfw i have literally never received a valentines card in my whole life of 30 years other than from my mother that died in 2009
>tfw i have no girl to give a valentines card to

bullshit lads. why even live. why. even.live.
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>>26476672
Fuck, I didn't realise it was valentines.
Catching up on my studies, then having a drink in the evening I think.

>>26476692
Bitches ain't worth your rage anon
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>>26476672
farting into my computer chair
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Who else /watchingromanticfilmsinbedcuddlingtheirdaki/ here?
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Just realised it's actually a really nice day out today.

Going to head for a walk before it turns to shit
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>>26475931
It's valentines day lads.
What are you wearing today to celebrate it with the one you loved.
You do have one you love right?
I don't, that's why I'm spending it with my digimonfu,
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cant believe i have to be at work this early

fuck life
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Poleaboo is spending valentines day trying more emails.
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>>26476982
>tfw off today and still up at 7:20 in the morning.
Fuck life.
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>mfw want to go to spoons for some cheap world beers and chill the Sunday away but it'll probably be filled with Normie couples
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>>26476982
>working on a sunday
minimum wagecuck detected. if you ain't gonna earn more than 23k there is no point working, stay neet brother
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>>26476961
enjoy the cold lad.
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>>26477065
>mfw want to go to spoons
you already are a normie
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>>26475931
drunk on Sunday morning? Are you some sort of loser or something fampai? :^)
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>>26477076
I would go neet but then I'd have no money
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>>26477136
live with mumsey
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Happy valentines day, /britfeel/.
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>>26477065
>reeeeee's all the time
>no friends
>has vader has his husbando
>hates his family
>wagecuck
>gets flustered when trying to mind rape a girl

Holy shit lads, Kylo Ren is one of us.
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ello lads
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is anyone else bothered by the manhands on dem there animes?
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What do you lads wish for? I want world peace and a kebab to be honest.
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>>26476031
It's my brother'a birthday today too so guaranteed I will get almost no time to spend with her until late tonight
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>>26477278
>world peace

Not even a regular but I had to come into the thread to call you a faggot. Gimme a billion dolars, or just that cat in the picture.
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>>26477278
I want ww3 and a sandwich desu
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>>26477278
Wealth.

Just enough to live comfortably, to be able to help my family and buy stuff whenever I want, regardless of price.
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>>26475982
because they are hedonistic

**Happiness**

The process is thus : we want to be happy, we notice that we are not, we wonder why, we notice that it is because mundane hedonism [=taking seriously our desires/ideas/self/what we feel] is poorly effective to be happy [we must work hard to get riches, then we must keep our riches, then we get a bit of pleasures from them, then they disappears (since we spend them), so we work hard anew to get new riches. Even worse, there is, sooner or later, a lassitude towards the fruits of our hard work (everybody in relationship knows this). Why do we get bored from all the entertainment we buy thanks to we hard work ??], we notice that everybody around we does the same and are not really happy. this mundane life is full of woes....
Plus we have faith that we will die, because we look around and see hundreds of people being miserable perishable pricks like we. people are we and we are people.
=> we abdicate before the lack of results from hedonism, we want to leave this lack of relevance forever (and we know how to).
we know thus that it is not worth it to go into the same hedonistic quest day after day, week after week, up to year after year; that we are not different, nor better than others in our misery.

It clicks. we understand that there is no point to continue to envy; once we understand this, we want to do the contrary of what we have done so far in our pathetic existence : do the contrary of being agitated.
we want to be still, even though we are not so still (otherwise we would be happy), yet we have no doubt about this new perspective on life [we clearly see that other hedonists are sad just as we were before, and we know why].
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**Stillness***

What happens when you do not move, when there is nothing to do, when boredom happens ?
First we try to do not move, physically, but we notice that we fail. as soon as we try to stop moving, we dwell in the fantasies of our mind, we move physically, as if we despise being still. This hate of being still is interesting...
Why do we hate being still, to the point of doing the opposite most of the day, that is to say, exciting things all day long and when facing the sterility of excitations, we try to justify our behavior thanks to the manufacture of a faith in rationalization-objectification, so that ''we gain knowledge when things are excited '' ?

We try anew to be still. We try to keep our consciousness [=the thing which knows] [not mind!] on the object whereof we are conscious, as still as possible : we no longer dwell in the speculations of our mind, we try to be still towards our 5 other senses.
We stop moving physically: we sit and do not move, we lay down and do not move, we stand-up and do not move. Our body does not move.
when our body no longer moves, the sense of touch disappears, just like when we ''smell nothing'', when there is a neutral odor, just like when ''we hear nothing'', when there is less noise than regularly. Our body disappears, to better leave our consciousness (and the object whereof we are conscious).
[as an aside, consciousness alone does not exists, feelings does not exists, reality alone does not exist: you have these three things always tied with one another, and if you suppress one, you suppress the other two]
so this is nice
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**breath**

Then we notice that the breath keeps moving. but at least the movement repeats itself: the breath moves in cycles; the small cycles in which we can decompose the breath is in-breath, out-breath.
The new question becomes: how can we be still towards the breath, since the breath moves in cycles? Well, to be still towards an do object which moves, we must move with the object. we will thus be still with respect to this object, no matter what movement of this object.

to be still towards the breath means that :
-when we breath out, we know that we breath out, WHEN we breath out [not an instant before, not an instant after]
-when we breath in, we know that we breath in, WHEN we breath in [not an instant before, not an instant after]

[there can be other things moving in cycle, typically the heart beat, but it is faint and far to speedy for most people to be conscious when heart beats happen. the breath is what is in the foreground, therefore, the breath is what matters]

there it is: we are still towards the breath, we are still towards the other senses which disappears, since THINGS DISAPPEARS when we keep being conscious of them and nothing happens.
Once your senses disappear, we are conscious of ''our consciousness'', and things happen: the jahnas arrive !
The method to study the consciousness, by the consciousness itself, is to get rid of as many displeasure as possible. this is what the buddhists do in their meditation. **the point is that there is no longer a distinction between epistemology, ontology, ethics and happiness.**

The jhanas are hedonism of the consciousness, while ordinary hedonism is materialistic, of the body; but even the jhanas are hard to get and their effects disappear, once we are no longer in them, sooner or later ! just like with mundane hedonism ! another deception... which leads you to know that, sooner or later, you will get rid of those jhanic fruits, or rather, that they are not the end of the quest...
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Thanks to the jhanas you study the consciousness itself and see before your eyes what you knew since the day it clicked: that your consciousness is not as permanent, nor as personal as you expected before leaving your pathetic hedonism, just as you understand that the body, the mind, the emotions, the tastes, the ideas are not you and and that the attachment to them prevent you from being happy.

Why this method leads to result worthy of being called ''knowledge'' ? because the results:

- transform us
- transform us without reversibility [you cannot go back to a previous state, the good news is that these states make us happier than before] (and this is the whole point of the endeavor : to escape the impermanence which is the weakness of induction)


Happiness is thus the destruction of the avidity towards pleasures, the destruction of the aversion towards pains, the destruction of the ignorance of the sterility of hedonism of the body and hedonism of the consciousness.

What replaces the things destroyed ? equanimity, benevolence, charity, certainty that you are no longer an hedonist, certainty that you are happy and that nothing remains to be done in this life.
The results which are the certainty in this perspective of being still, is called ''stream-entry'' by the buddhists. then there is a stage of less irritation, then there is a stage void of avidity and aversion towards material hedonism, then there is a rejection of jhanic hedonism which is the end of the quest.
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>>26477354
Do you work for it now lad?
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>>26477278
Her

oc
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>>26477456
Never had a job in my life. Turn 21 on the 28th.

I trade currency pairs on Forex.
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>>26477309
Cant do it lad. But have a (You) and another cat lad.
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>>26477278
A billion quid and the romantic love of my sister
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>>26477470
What sort of charts do you trade on? (Hourly, daily or weekly etc)
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>>26477485
What would she think if she knew you wanted that senpai?
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>>26477116
I am still drunk on Sunday morning, yes. Am I a loser? I am 30 years old, still live with mummy and never had a gf, so by normie standards I am a loser, by robot standards I am typical. What do you think?
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>>26477545
Surely everyone wants to be a billionaire?
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>>26477533
Hourly, sometimes daily.
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>>26477278
Weight loss
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>>26477560
Some of us don't want the attention senpai. A millionaire is just fine for me.
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>>26477533
Was this a real story? Those quotes are excellent.
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>>26477610
>Was this a real story?
>Sunday Sport

It's real in the sense that he told them he did it and they paid him 50 quid for the story. But it never actually happened.
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>been for second shit of morning before coffee had even touched my lips

I think that's a new PB.
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>>26477278
I don't know but I love that cat picture kek.
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>>26477065
>they made this guy the main bad guy in one of the most anticipated films of all time

Let that sink in.
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>>26476672
Trying to download Xcom2 but house got flooded and the internet in this temporary place is terrible.


FUCK.
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>>26477627
I think the sport come up with the story and then pay people to use their face in the story

Wouldn't do it for all the tea in China Tbh
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>>26477691
Kylo Ren wasn't the main problem. Yeah, he had things that could have been done better.

Bringing back Han Solo and Princess Leia was a much bigger issue. The actors are far too old at this point. It really took me out of the movie seeing a 50000 year old Harrison Ford doing Han Solo stuff desu.
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>>26477724
Been playing it. It's a good game but the timer in missions is really annoying. That's why I have a mod to remove it.

I definitely recommend it. There are some good mods out already. Play ironman too, makes the game much more fun and you tend to concentrate and think a lot more about your next move and your overall strategy rather than playing willy nilly and just loading an old save when you fuck up.
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>>26477754
What was wrong with Kylo Ren? He was a whiny arrogant douchebag who wasn't nearly as intimidating or competent as his inflated ego made him think he was.
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>>26477773
I really want to know how that retard managed to kill all of Luke's students. I know he wasn't alone but still, what the actual fuck?
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What did you think of Pablo lads?
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>>26476672
Miserably. I shouldn't care, I shouldn't be bothered by this. I don't want to care or be bothered by this.
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>>26476672
>be good looking
>still shit with girls
>at that point where I have stopped caring

Honestly, it's at the point where I am absolutely fine being alone. 2 years ago I probably would have been a depressed mess crying myself to sleep but today I'll probably play some vidya and just chill out.
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Really want some fucking opiates
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>>26478266
Same anyone know w2c?
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Never going out with normies again desu
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>>26477278
Invisibility
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>>26478295
go buy some poppy tea you junkie

quit the shit while you can't find any. even alcoholism will leave you better off then opiates, glad i quit. it's easier to cut down beer intake to twice/three times a week then it is to cut down to only 5 or even 6 times a week with opiates.. even 1 day without is difficult once you have a habbit
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>>26478401
Yeah I made that mistake before

starting to see my life for what it is senpaitachi
i'm not sad, just very frustrated

possibly edging towards insanity too, which is kind of cool i guess
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>>26478416
Been addicted many times before, nothing beats opi high though, beer is boring, and effects my gains, just want some ops,, might bite the bullet and buy some btc so I can get some oxys
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>>26478431
nvm i found the music I needed to listen to to make me stupid and everything okay again.
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Steam

chat

lads
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>>26476031
Here's my waifu~

Happy Valentine's day lads, have a comfy one~
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>>26476031

Waifu sure seems happy today
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>>26476031
On behalf of Sakulad, happy Valentine's Day everyone
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Holy shit Natasha from antiques road trip is an absolute Scottish qt
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IT IS VALENTINES DAY AND SHE'S READY TO b-be my valentine
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Watching ameile lads
Wish I had a weird social recluse qt like her
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mum got me a valentines card
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>>26478771

She is a fairytale, any girl actually like her has fucked at least 30 hipsters by now.
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>>26478792
thats nice of her lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa0_LXYAybQ

This valentines song sums up my day.
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>>26478795
I know, I can still dream though, she has the nicest lips and such a cute smile and her eyes are gorgeous

The French accent just adds to my lust

J'taime amelie
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>>26478847

Then you lust away my friend, I wasn't into her at all when I watched the film. Maybe you will get your amelie one day.
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How come when my dog looks at me through my window he doesn't react the same as he would if the glass wasn't there?

It's as though he sees me but he doesn't really react. It's like he's looking straight through me.
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Just ordered some fake yeezy 350s lads.
Gonna enjoy sitting in the pub having all the girlies staring at me wondering how I can be so /fa/ on the dole.
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>>26478940

He sees you for what you really are, an empty husk of a man devoid of that which makes most of the world human.
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>>26479000
>fakes

I've wanted a pair of yeezy 350's since they were first released but wouldn't ever buy a pair of fakes.
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>>26479019
They're re-releasing them, but I don't want to travel to JD in aberdeen when I stay in Edinburgh, especially for them to be sold out on day one.

I was gonna cop a real pair when they first came out, but spent my money on other shit instead.

>tfw own a legit pair of CPs, but scared people think they are fake.

I feel like my paranoia will be off the scale wearing these fakes, but for 30gbp if they're shit I can just sell them on ebay.
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>>26479000

What's the deal with these? Do you have to make sure people see the 'YZY' so that they like you more?
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>wake up
>go fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idbh30Qapqc&feature=youtu.be&t=220
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>>26479019
>>26479000

Is this code for closet faggots?
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>Yesterday
>Isis Habbo raid on /b/
>I tell funny halal and goats jokes
>Other ISIS bros kek at me
>Lots of friends request
>Feel loved
>Account gets banned
>Make a new one
>No friends
>Go to room everybody add me back
>Some guy screened me harrasing a 12 years old for showing skin
>Feels good
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benzo tolerance is getting too high


help
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>>26479100
>/b/

Kill yourself.
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>>26479092
Pretty much.
>wear the fred perry laurel on the polo
>wear the saint laurent on the jeans
>the yzy on the sneakers
it lets people know you care how you look... but more importantly it lets girls know you have a disposable income that they can scrounge off.
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>>26479097
Only if you are in buttfuck no where.
In the city its okay to like fashion.
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>>26479157
wow you must really hate yourself
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>>26479142
Start to taper now
Or just w/d for a few days then start at lower dose, let ur tolerance drop again
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>>26479244
I really hate myself, and I don't take any care in my appearance.

Don't see why I should care what some normalscum think.
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>>26479244
Look around friend. Who here doesnt.
I genuinely feel less shit in 'designer' gear.
Not great, but less shit.
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>>26479292
maybe improve yourself instead of wasting your money on status symbols
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>>26479000
>fakes

they will look shit
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>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published

or

>hey i'm anon, do you like my YZY shoes and my shirt? Yeah they're expensive.
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>>26479322
I think that's the point the look retard in the picture.
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>want to go gym
>know I have at least 10 tonnes of brIcks to move tomorrow

JUST
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>>26479333
>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published

literally something a fedora would say lol

at least with the second option she'll be introducing herself to you, then you can tell her about the languages and book
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>>26479351

Neither of them are things you would actually say, my point is that self-improvement first, expensive shoes if you still feel you need them after that.
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>>26479351
>>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published

>hello my name is anon, I have learned Klingon, Loglan and Elvish, spent $400 on a wacom tablet that I don't know how to use, got a copy of EJay free in a box of cereal and have submitted my 2000 page Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction to LuLu.com
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>>26479377
>implying buying better looking clothes that fit isn't self improvement

I catch your jist though senpai
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>>26479410
clothes go out of fashion
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>>26479409

>tfw trying to learn greek
>might as well be fucking klingon for how much sense it makes
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>>26479307
>have good paying job helping people (youth worker)
>people think I'm funny and like me and invite me out
>kids I work with look up to me
>woman talk to me and don't think I'm creepy.
I'm just a self hating faggot who probably has mental problems.
ironically, people love my self deprecating humour.

>>26479322
Probably, but for the price I'm willing to risk. I've seen some good fakes flying around.
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>>26479409
But hey, at least I put some logos on my fake clothes right?
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I made breakfast for my gf today, did you?
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>>26479433
fuck off the brit if you want to brag normie
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>>26479424
so you buy new ones?

certain clothes will never go out of fashion - jeans, t-shirts etc

it's important that they fit well. They are timeless
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Anyone else struggling with weight here?
I follow a healthy diet and lift yet I've been skinny fat all my life. I've never took my shirt of in front off another person because of this.
I honestly don't know why I'm fat I eat fine.
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>>26479467
and fake yeezys are timeless?
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>>26479409
*girl approaches you at the bar*
>Excuse me
>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published
*she looks at you with disdain
>u wot m8 I was just going to say you're sitting on my coat, I put it here whilst I went to the toilet
>m-my apologies m'lady
*has to descend bar stool because of manlet proportions, spills glass of milk over head in process*
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>>26479483
nah lol, I'm just saying
By your logic you should never buy anything because it will eventually depreciate
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>>26479471
Yeah same here. I diet hard and it dose seem to work very slowly, but one day of not starving and I put on half a stone. If I don't care about my diet I don't put on much more than that. It seems like I'm destined to to be skinnyfat
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>>26479450

Did you literally print out a picture of an anime girl, tape it to a pillow, and pour a bowl of cereal for it? Is that what you have done? What cereal even is that?
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>>26476031
its not going to be a happy day today, but I can make it special for her.
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>>26479512
It looks like ham and scrambled eggs to me
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>>26479491
your entire argument is one autistic line from another anon isn't it?

I never said people shouldn't buy clothes but not shit /fa/ style bullshit that most people think is gay as fuck anyway
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>>26479333
>hello, my name is anon, i speak three languages, paint, make music and am currently having my novel published
That's nice. I'm with friends right now though, and your friends look like they want you.

or she approaches you and says:
oh hey, I noticed your yeezy shoes, and is that a rick owens?
>yeah, I know they're last season, but i've been busy writing short stories to keep up with the latest fashions.
you write, wow, cute, fashionable and talented.

in reality it's sitting alone in either your vidya t-shirt or SLP tee in the pub and never making contact with girls
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>>26479512
Crunchy nut clusters.
I did it last year because I though it was funny, I wanted to use it again.
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>>26479450
Satire, right?
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>>26479534
it wasn't funny

weirdo
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>>26479534

Is that chocolate in them as well?

It looks tasty but there is quite a lot, also, why didn't you put any milk on them for her? How callous.
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>>26479511
The thing is I spent so much time at the gym last year and have nothing to show for it.
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>>26479532
mate /fa/ is full of different styles

I personally fucking hate Yeezys and streetwear etc but it's a lot better than some of the shit lads out there wear like Topman, Burton etc
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>>26479580
the fact you go on /fa/ means you are a queer as fuck wannabe normie so why don't you fuck off to a bored more suited to your intrests
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>>26479592
hahahaha
dry your eyes mate
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One more day, britfeel.

One more day.
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>>26479580
Topman and burton are just bland, maybe not great quality but you just replace the basics often

Those shoes look actively bad
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>tfw french connection are apparently bringing back FCUK tees.
>tfw I will be back in fashion again after 10 years of wearing the same fcuk tees I've worn since high school.
Feels good.
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Most of this depends on what kind of girl you want, but the most important thing is this. No matter how expensive your clothes, or how great a person you are, they will leave you for chad.
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>>26479608
he is right though tbqhy senpai lmao
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Happy Valentines day britbots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUVnoEzeoWE
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>>26479608
>i'm so stupid i can't pick clothes for myself and i need to be told what to buy like a retarded child

>i wish mommy still bought my outfits for me i looked fashionable as shit
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>>26479610
basics shouldn't have to be replaced
it's better to have high quality basics that fit and last years than fast fashion shit that will shrink

like I said, I personally hate Yeezys and all Yeezy stuff
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>>26479661
Expensive jeans will need to be replaced too.

How long does a 300 bong tshirt last?
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>>26479651
what?
/fa/ doesn't tell you what to buy you cretin, its just for shit like inspo or discussion of new lines dropping

that's like saying going to /ck/ means you can't cook for yourself

christ alive
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>>26479636
>tfw a random stranger qt spoke to me 2 days ago in town, asking me to go to someplace with her but i sperged out
i will probably never get a chance like that again
well at least i bought drugs that day
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>>26479679
well that's true, but jeans last a lifetime, I can guarantee that 9/10 of expensive brands will fit better and last longer than fast fashion ones

depends on the brand doesn't it lad
also >300 quid t-shirt

nah senpai, I'm talking 50/60 quid at the most for a high quality T/sweatshirt
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>>26479687

It was probably a trap anyway, she would lead you down an alley and there would be two burly men patting lead pipes in their hands.
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>>26479696
I have generally found the less I pay for jeans the longer they last
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>>26479713
not even kidding here lad: That was actually the first thing I thought.
But she looked pretty young and innocent desu. well it was pretty fucked up anyways. she asked me to take her to a child/teen psychatric ward. i know i told this story before but i dug deeper and i think my first theory was bullshit. she must have been a nut. and i seriously had no time so i just told her to fuck off and that i have no time. fucked up lad.
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>>26479681
Whatever helps you sleep at night matey
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>>26479734
if you think of grouping innocence with girls, you are a beta.
women are always about entertainment, nothing else.
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>>26479734

You made it sound like she asked you for a date, she asked to go to a loony bin? Should have helped her desu, she had probably run away from an abusive family.
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>>26479613
>high school.

OUT FATTY YANK
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>>26479738
likewise chum
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>>26479754
Some northern peasants call it high school for some idiotic reason.
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>>26479763

Probably because all they do there is smoke drugs.
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>>26479754
u wot mate?
High school is uk a uk term.
In scotland it goes primary school, high school.
Secondary school is for pricks that think they're better than they are. It's high school ya posh prick.

>>26479763
This cunt.
Mate, I'll come down south and smash your cunt, or I would if that black cunt shagging your misses doesn't first.
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>>26479763
I;m from Sheffield and it has always been secondary school up here

are you sure it's not some southern fairies?
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>>26479778
YEAH LIKE TOTALLY DUDE

PRIMARY SCHOOL THEN SECONDARY SCHOOL
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>>26479778
FOKEN ELL LAD U FOKEN WOT?

ALL BASH UR ED IN MATE

>>26479779
I was talking about Newcastle/Scotland areas.
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How to get on neetbux lads ? I dont know where to start or apply. I got diagnosed with psychosis.
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>>26479751
>it is impossible to read emotions from women's behaviour/facial expression and therefore try to estimate if they are saying the truth or what their true objective is

>>26479753
yeah maybe. i have no idea lad, she didn't seem desperate or sad or mad or anything. and since I'm a betafag and had other things on my mind in that moment i didn't even think that far. i didn't think at all desu.

the thing is that she even knew herself where the nuthouse was, she was pointing in the direction and saying it's right over there.

she also didn't look "crazy" or worn out or anything what you would expect of a psycho bitch.

its also out of question that she wanted to take ME there because it's only for children/teens and I'm way too old and look way too old for that and also dressed normal.

i will never know wtf was up with her
well maybe there really were just some blokes waiting behind the next corner who wanted to rob me but if that was the case don't you think she would have put a bit more effort into the act? like trying to look desperate or something at least?
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>>26479778
fuck off yank

you'll never fit in


secondary school
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Secondary school is the next step up from primary school. Secondary schools are often called high schools in the United States. In Britain, secondary schools may be public schools, grammar schools or comprehensive schools.
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>>26479796
You're having a laff mate. I'll end you like that black cunt ended lee rigby. Wouldnae get that shite up here.

>tfw you southerners are the reason those posh cunts are in power.
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>>26479815
>n Britain, secondary schools may be public schools, grammar schools or comprehensive schools.
My independent school often referred to it as middle school
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>>26479830
Northerners once again proving that they are just as uncivilised as dindus.

Shouldn't you be working on building a hut out of cow shit?
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Who /figurines/ here?
Pretty new to this shit desu, anything I should know about when looking after them?
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>>26479843
it's an independent school it could call its self the learning center for contrary twats if it wanted
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>>26479851
Semen keeps them fresh
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>>26479815
Spot the yank trying to pretend he isn't.
Mate, high school is what it's called you ponce.
Fuck off back to trumpland ya pure fanny. (or if a southerner, fuck off back to your shitty wee cramped junkie tenement blocks full of gangs and rapists and paying 500 a week for the pleasure.)
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>>26479778
>tfw northerners hate the south for being posh cunts but without the south they wouldn't have any of their benefits to buy fast food and drugs with. You northerners would still be living in mud huts if we didnt provide the council with the money to house you all.
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>>26479881
what the fuck do you think GCSE stands for?

YOU YANKY RETARD
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>>26479869
I imagine it is because they had been doing it for over a hundred years and didn't have to conform to newer terms
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>>26476672
10K on the exercise bike, tomato soup, went to shop to get fags. Italy v England in the Six Nations. Pretty comfy.
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>>26479778
It's secondary school in the UK you dumb foreign cunt.
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keep shunning the filthy yank, maybe he'll get the picture and fuck off
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>>26479905
you used to do o-levels

you are embarrassing yourself with your overly scottish persona
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>British stars hope to shine at the BAFTAs

What a headline.
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>ITT: Newfags not realizing britfeel is just a meme where you pretend to be a brit
nigga I'm not a brit either and i also dont live in the uk. I'm also no yank though. I'm uropoor.
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>>26479851
There's an /a/ buyfag pastebin that should be useful if you haven't already looked at it.
Are you going to get that Nagito?
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>>26479945
Yeah you're a stupid kraut that gets btfo every thread you post in.
You'll never be British mate, I feel bad for you.
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>budget is really tight but have a super fat paycheck next month
>this comes 1 day after rent

I really don't think I can cut it, is it normal to ask the landlord that you'll pay 300 quid on the normal day, and the extra 50 tomorrow? or just say payday is 1 day away and youll pay in full 1-2 days later?

already finished my 6 month contract with him and the bugger says im welcome to stay and my rent is counted by the day now in case I want to leave, so I figured we're on decent terms.
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>>26479945
a yankee trying to deflect and lie

who would have thought it
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>>26479957
Maybe you should have budgeted properly.
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>>26479884
>implying that the south pays for us.
mate, you cunts are too busy forking out for pakis and lazy blacks that wee all have to work and pay tax before we get our drugs. White people can't get the dole like they use too because you namby pamby faggots are too scared to offend blackies.

>tfw nandos is all the south has because it's all the blacks buy. If it wasn't for those african origins nandos the south would fail.
Least up here we have good old british stores like fish and chip shops paying taxes. We buy british clothing like Fred perry while you cunts launder your money to yank companies like nike. So fuck off ya prick.

>pic related, probably your wifes fuckboi.
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>>26479956
>that gets btfo every thread you post in.
>every thread you post in
i posted in every /britfeel/ for the past few months so far and i rarely get btfo. the only times people call me out for being that kraut is when I either say it or when I say I'm not brit and write in my usual style which i just did. other than that i just get called yank occassionally when i accidently use american words such us color or drug store and such. like this pleb here: >>26479964

also britain is poorfag central fatass land so nah I'm glad i'm no brit kek. I just come here to shitpost, nothin more nothing less.
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>>26479812
No one to answer?
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>>26479995
ESA. Apply now, wait for the assessment.
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>>26479946
Yeah I figured that would be the place to look, i was just hoping someone would spoonfeed me instead.

I've already got it, seems alright. I was hoping (lel) that I could find one of the waifu, but no such luck.
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>>26479967

fuck off retard, this shitstain government gave me the wrong tax code and I paid 150quid extra in tax that ill get back next paydya.
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how do i get a robot bf who lives near me
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>>26479986
>spends his free time pretending to be British
>i-it's just sh-sh-shitposting

lmao
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>>26479986
>le my country is so shit i have to go in other country's threads and try and be accepted there
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>>26480014
>>26480015
>le quoting things I haven't said or implied meme
here's your response. your threads are getting cucked just like your country. And that makes you mad.
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>>26480013
be in Hampshire is the best way to start.
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How do I art?
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So desperate for contact im on habbo hotel

Fuck my life bunch of regard kids roleplaying

Kill me
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>>26480026
>take the train
>get raped
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>>26480026
>german talking about countries getting cucked
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>>26480032
nice senpai. Post no more though, they make me feel bad and lazy.
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>>26480032
By not being shit like you.
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>>26477610
>>26477627
>>26477736
Here is a further example of this publication's fine journalism.
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>>26480075
Nice one dickhead, That looked pretty good to me. I suppose you are a professional art critic though right?
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>>26480120
>Mike tells medic
>Unlucky Karl Morgan

What?
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>>26480240
yeah he is actually, why don't you leave him alone already?
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>>26480240
Kek, its shit anon. No need to get salty because your wasting your time on a worthless skill.

Maybe if you actually git gud but otherwise cry more :^)
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>>26480240
Ignore them. People who criticise other yet don't have the confidence to post anything they have made have no right to say such offensive things.

I think it looks great
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>ate a dominoes at 1 am
>still feel like shit
>mfw I've pissed away 40 quid on this shit this week alone

I should really learn to cook something other than chicken
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>>26480264
I'm not artistic at all, it was just my opinion. There is no need to be a prick to the poor lad. At least he's trying.

>>26480254
I stand corrected.
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>>26480303
That's too much to spend. That said, I spent 15 on a takeaway on Friday and I'll probably spend around 12 later on
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>>26480290
>>26480315
Kek, you both have such shit taste.

I bet the dude wants to be a concept artist as well or some shit? Utter delusion. Kill yourself.
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>>26480322
Aye mate, this time last year it was rare if I spent a tenner a month on takeaways.

Everything's going so wrong
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Hope you are able to spend today with someone special lads.
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>tfw you didn't fall for the valentine cuck meme
>tfw instead of going to some shit restaurant, you get to stay in and watch the rugby/football and funpost
>tfw instead of spending money on cards and presents, all your money goes on alcohol, vidya and anime figurines
>tfw winning at life
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>>26480380
nice screen you tramp
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Are you in here MrFappyFappy?
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>Missed God Save the Queen
>Have to listen to the shitty Italian anthem

>>26480332
>Kill yourself.
I'll get right on that. It's valentine's day after all.
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>tfw amazon deliveries on a Sunday
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>>26480380
I like that you're eating the same food as her, a very nice touch tbqh lad~
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>>26479333
"Hey, how's it going? I love this playlist. Oh, my shoes? Yeah, they're Yeezys... I dunno, I just think they look so cool, I had to have em. Normally I would just wear, like, two pieces of bread taped to my feet haha. What's your name?"
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>>26480400

Believe me, I tried to replace it, by the time I had to send the third one back for backlight issues I just decided to stick with this one. It's served me well for about 5 years now.

>tfw not full HD
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Just got back from spoons lads, had a BBQ hotdog with chips and onion rings with a pint of Thatchers - was pretty tasty all told

Quite a few normies about, but I chuckled to myself when I realised that they think going to spoons is acceptable for a Valentines day lunch, when even NEET's like myself can go there and not worry about the cost

>mfw
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>>26479450
I want to crossplay momiji
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>haven't done acid in years
>only did it about five or six times
>tfw frequently get closed-eye visuals when trying to sleep

I've got the night shift in a couple of hours and I'm completely shattered, for the love of fuck please let me sleep.
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tfw you have to 27+ inch 1080p screens in your room
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>>26480483
serves you right normie LOL
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>>26480432
>"Hey, how's it going? I love this playlist. Oh, my shoes? Yeah, they're Yeezys... I dunno, I just think they look so cool, I had to have em. Normally I would just wear, like, two pieces of bread taped to my feet haha. What's your name?"
You made me spill my tea mate.
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Can you have things delivered to a drop off point by Amazon?
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>>26480509
Why? is someone watching ur house senpai?
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>>26480492
>normie
You don't need connections or the ability to socialise in order to buy drugs.
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>>26480492

LSD is hardly a normie drug.

Normies I've spoken to were fine with the idea of MDMA or even cocaine, but as soon as psychedelics were mentioned they were sucking air through their teeth and saying about how LSD crystallises in your spinal fluid and how one trip can change your personality forever.

They don't like drugs that might actually make you think.
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>>26477278

To be with her.
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>>26480428
Just had a delivery here too.

>tfw cpu cleaning liquid arrived but the thermal paste didn't
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>>26480456
I want to brutally rape momiji
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>>26480518
Ordered helium to the house once already
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Is shoutanus still here or has that shitty gimmicked loser fucked off?
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>>26480574
stop talking about him
just pretend he doesn't exist mate
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>>26477278
To be a concept artist.
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>>26480568
>hur dur i want to kill myself gimme attention
lol fken manchild crybabby
if you were actually about to die you would fear death more than anybody else.
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>>26480574
haven't seen him for a few days

notice how tilde has been posting yet the threads have been comfy since he vanished
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>>26480568
Doesn't it usually have a small amount of oxygen in it though? To stop the suicide
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>>26480601
I know mate. I do wish you luck though.
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>>26480574
>>26480593
NAH I'M ALWAYS HERE MATEYS

JUST WITHOUT A TRIP

>>26480608
YEAH AND THAT FAGGOT HAS BEING POSTING WAY MORE GAY SHIT TO COMPANSATE
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What a man.
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Lads, do women get guys stuff for valentines day? I only ever hear about blokes buying women things.
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>>26480703
Sex.
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>26480728
But guys with gfs can get that any time, there's nothing special and it doesn't require any effort on the gfs part.
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>>26480728
A SUICIDE PACT
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>>26480703
some sort of present... just how you give present to gril
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>>26480703
A card and maybe sex if the male gets them lots of gifts.

>women are the oppressed gender
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>>26480743
>doesn't require any effort on the girls part

You have met a woman before, right? No effort is their motto.
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>>26480743
>But guys with gfs can get that any time
I don't think that's true though. I must admit I'm not speaking from experience, just what my mates tell me.
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>>26479687
>>26479734
>>26479813
>girl asking a guy out to the loony bin
what the fuck
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>>26480743
>it doesn't require any effort on the gfs part.
BINGOOOOOOOOO
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>>26480743

>But guys with gfs can get that any time

I'm assuming you have never had a gf anon
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It's not Valentines Day, it's "Palentines Day".

I love you all in a non-homo way.
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>>26480743
>guys with gfs can get that any time

wrong, not even married men can get that any time anymore
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>>26480728
>>26480771
>>26480766
>>26480759
>>26480743
are you guys fucking retarded? I don't know what shitty GFs you have but that's not common at all. it is common to buy them a present just like guys buy their girls a present.
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>>26480771
>>26480791

What's the point in putting up with all the moaning and other boring shit if you don't get to shag her at the drop of a hat.
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>>26480800
>I don't know what shitty GFs you have
Fucking normies I swear. Get out right NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>26480810
you get a shag if you are a good boy
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>>26480800
Back to /b/ you go you fucking normie
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>>26480703
They do in some other countries. Not in the West.
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>>26480799
>>26480791
>>26480787
>>26480728
>>26480771
>>26480766
>>26480759
>>26480743
>>26480810
>so many le women suck shitposts in such a short time even though probably most of you neither have a gf nor know what's common to gift to your bf on valentine's day

>>26480820
not him but i never had a gf before, which is why i don't memepost like that because obviously i have no fucking clue. if you are memeposting like that you are nothing more than a failed normie. the plebian, simple mind of a normie yet not the life of one.
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>>26480842
You should know by now that defending women won't get you anywhere.
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>>26480834
>>26480820
>have actual experience in the field so i know what I'm talking about
>people tell me to fuck off and rather listen to other virgins posting shitty memes, who have no clue what they are talking about
stay manchildish.
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>>26480842
>>26480859
>it's a normies invade episode
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>>26480854
Are you a woman yourself or why are you assuming things which I've never said or done so quickly? you sound like a hysterical woman desu. I wasn't defending them. I'm just not being a dumb normie like you are. your shitposting is equivalent to when normies joke about women.
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>>26480876
Close the hatch lads, it's getting a bit too normie in here.
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What are some comfy shows that are up on youtube lads?
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>>26480859
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET OOOUUUUTTT NORRRMMMIEEEE

GET

OUT

this comment is original
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>>26480876
lolno, i am less of a normie than you are because i don't have that cancerous, plebian normalshit pack mentality which you clearly have by trying your hardest to fit in.
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>>26480892
Do you actually want normies to leave? Because all you are doing by acting like that is luring in more of them since they like to laugh at clowns like you.
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>>26480898
why you being so deference against the anti normie force?
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>>26480906
i want normie sympathisers like you to leave
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>>26480921
I want cancerous claiming things that didn't happen memeposters like you to leave.
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NORMIES SHOULD LEAVE
AND DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

love a bit of normie hate desu senpaitachi
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>>26480948
that's not even hate, that's just clownposting. you're being a clown serving to entertain normies.
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Happy valentines day britneets
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>>26480962
Don't tell me how I feel about normals faggot.
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>>26480948
How do I know if I'm a normie desu senpai?
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>>26480970
I'm not telling you how you feel. There's a reason why autists don't understand why they're getting bullied: Because they don't even realize their own actions. You are being a clown without realizing it.
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>>26480962
Fuck off you normie bellend.
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>>26478767
Where is that from? I've seen her face a few times, I'm assuming it's a maccy d's advert but I don't know which one
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How good is the K-ON film?

Might give it a watch later on tonight.
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>>26481003
Do people even watch tv anymore? I'm just on the computer all the time.
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>>26480988
You are being an autist without realizing it.
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>>26481011

Yui dies
Ritsu was the KGB mole

Now you don't have to watch it any more
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>>26480997
having the mental capability of understanding simple facts other people are pointing out does not qualify you as a normie.
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>>26481011
P.good

I only watched the first season of K-on and I enjoyed the movie.
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>>26481011
>mfw the k-on girls are all stacys and would want nothing to do with the weeb posters from here
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>>26480703
I thing they generally give them sex in return
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>>26481011
Terrible, erase its existence from your mind.
>>26480984
I'm sorry friend, you have to leave now.
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>>26481043
Nah senpai not going anywhere.

:^)
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>>26480703
If the guys gifts are deemed good enough, the female will reward the male with a day free of bitching.
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>>26481014
I genuinely haven't watched anything on tv in about 7 years. I just either download anime, download movies or play video games.
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>it's a normie disguises himself as a robot episode
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>>26481014
Only Eurosport now for that Le Mans coverage
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>>26481054
great, how do I sign up?
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How do I fix myself lads?
I feel like I can't think any more, whenever I encounter a single point of resistance I just seem to stop thinking and find something to distract myself with for a moment or two.

I feel like I'm addicted to instant gratification
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>>26481092
Same lad, i've been this way for a while now.
Just got to build up a tolerance to thinking slowly I suppose.
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>>26480966
Explain this meme to me please, kind of reminds me of the cover of In Rainbows
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>>26481011
LITERALLY the pinnacle of video entertainment.
Anybody who says otherwise is a Paki.
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>>26481092
I think I've done this to myself too. Not sure how to turn back time and learn to have patience. I can't even sit through a movie or tv show unless I'm forced to because I get bored half way through and have to flick to something else before I finish.
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>>26481109
new kanye west album
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>>26481108
Aye, It's horrible.

Even now I'm just hoping that I was able to think properly at some point in the past, but as far back as I can remember I've always taken the easier road and just scraped by in academics
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>>26481155
The turning point for me was some point during my GCSE's. Before that I had great concentration at school, after that I remember struggling to concentrate.
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>>26481155
Oh I used to be alright at that stuff, used to find stem stuff pretty easy desu. Now it feels like I can't learn anything.
>>26481170
Yeah this, I feel like they conditioned me to not try, now doing anything feels like I need to put in loads of effort just to get the motivation.
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>>26481092
Cut down on modern vidya? That's got a lot of instant gratification to it.
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>>26481170
I found that the problem started in higher maths, after I realised my teacher just wasn't going to let me fail the NABs I just stopped trying

>>26481243
I've been working on this over the past few months, got it down to a few hours of vita per week.
I think the big problem though has got to be youtube
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>>26481361
>I think the big problem though has got to be youtube
What do you watch?
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>Sitting in my room naked 4 months ago
>Suddenly see a fucking ladder come against the window
>Mop comes up
>Panic and close my curtains
>Sit and watch as a window cleaner comes and starts cleaning the window
>stay perfectly still so he doesn't realise the shadow behind the curtain is a man and thinks it is a statue or teddy bear or something because I am ashamed of my NEET nature
>realised that he would remember
>he has come every Sunday for 4 months
>every Sunday for 5 minutes I sit naked in exactly the same position so that the silhouette he sees through the curtains is the same and he doesn't suspect anything

This is the most pathetic I have ever felt. Pic related, snapped a picture just when he wasn't looking today. Really hope he doesn't realise I am a living person.
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>>26481361
Youtube is probably way fucking worse than vidya, at least videogames are an active medium not a passive one
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>>26481374
Jesus christ lad

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Fuck you motherfucker
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>>26481361
I've almost completely stopped playing most games since I left my vita charger at home.
>>26481374
This is hilarious senpai. keep at it.
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>>26481372
Literally everything that appears in my subscription feed, mostly gaming shit with Computerfile and Sargon of Akkad mixed in there too

>>26481374
Next time you should wait' till he's looking and run up to the window for a giggle

>>26481407
I've been on the fence about flogging my vita and my 3ds all day, the more I consider it the more I'm coming to realise how I really don't need them
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looking for a good copy of straight outta compton that isnt censored or shitty quality
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>>26481439
I really like my vita though, its great for playing video games while being comfy, beats sitting in my chair all the time.
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>>26481456
It is comfy as all hell, but I tihnk that's part of the problem. I don't even enjoy the games that I play on it any more, the only reason I play them is because it's familiar
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>>26481456
Vita in bed is maximum comfy gaming, played so much Binding of Isaac on it last year
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>>26481374
We need more posts like this. Quintessential britfeel.
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>>26481451
Nigger please......go away.

Do people not know how to search torrents.....
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>>26481456
over 200 hours on persona 4 in my bed, comfy as fuck.
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>>26481657
>tfw only 140 something
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>tfw just watched the first Persona 3 movie

Mitsuru best girl
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>>26481771
How is it? Might watch it just for fun desu
although I guess thats the only reason to watch it anyway.
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used to like sitting on 4chan for hours after i became bored of video games, music, movies, now i get bored after 5 minutes of being here, this was all i had left now there's nothing i enjoy
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>>26481718
dont worry i only have 70 on persona 3
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>>26481799
It's a fuck ton better than the Persona 4 anime so far. I've only seen the first of the three movies but yeah, I enjoyed it for the most part, even if the MC is a bit too edgy for my liking.
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>>26481827
I think I have 90 something.
Really need to play that game again
>>26481842
Yeah it would be way better withFeMC
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>>26481657
only 60 for me, need to get back into it, but need to grind
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How's your day going lads?

Currently having a few beers to get just drunk enough to go fuck a fatty soon. Probably going to be my most shameful fuck but literally the only way i get any moments of happiness atm are after fucking and ive not been happy in a long time.
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>>26482118
How did you bag a fatty anon?

I'm just sitting at my computer shit posting all day as per normal.
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>>26482142
This one I got on tinder. She seems pretty crazy but whatever man, just need to stick it in something. Normie fatties are actually just as hard as regular girls to get with especially since im a manlet. They're only easy to pick up if you're tall/big enough for them.
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>>26480599
Show us some of your sketches lad.
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>>26482118
don't do it lad, really it's not worth it
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>>26482195
>Tinder

You must be alright looking, girls on that are picky as fuck. Even fatties can afford to be choosey.
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>>26482233
Probably not, but im drunk enough now.
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>>26482267
+1 You're pretty lucky mate
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>>26482267

I am acceptable at least. First girl I've actually managed ot hook up with on tinder though and once we started to make plans she immediately started talking about all her kinks so shes clearly quite a slut.
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>>26482273
if you can get a fat girls these days you can get a skinny girl. Fat girls are the most entitled to rating possible. They all think they deserve chads.

5/10 skinny girl would probably go for a 7/10 guy
5/10 fatty only settles for 8.5+
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>>26482332
Definitely noticed this in uni, all the fat girls thought they should be dating 10/10 rugby lads.

Kind of nuts really.
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>>26482359
I mean it makes sense why they want it so much, they need a tall big guy to make them feel feminine when they're so lardy and box-like in body shape.

Why they believe they actually deserve this is a mystery
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>>26482409
>Why they believe they actually deserve this is a mystery

It's because truly they are very beautiful but society's definiton of "beautiful" is wrong.
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I had a shit and now im post-shit farting, feels so fucking good when I do it man
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Post your karma desu lads.
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>>26482118
>>26482332
The only girls I attract are fat girls with depression and awful taste in music. I went out with one for nine months then she dumped me
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>>26482581
Kill yourself, normie.


kfndkngfkssd
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>tfw eating just for something to do

I'm eating a "breakfast bake" and it's almost 5

Fuck the police
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>>26482833
Same here pal.
I'm actually kind of hungry, but fuck that, ill have some hot chocolate instead.
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Did yee hear goats pussy washed down with fine wine, gigaty up Pegasus we're twa glens fae hame http://youtu.be/x4IDM3ltTYo
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Getting told I should claim JSA since while I'm looking for a job, I'm losing out by not claiming it. My pride's stopped me so far, and I wouldn't have a very good reason as to why I haven't claimed it yet if they ask.
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>>26483049
You could just say you didn't know.
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>>26482581
very original comment

fdsghsdghifhgd
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>all these leddit fags

FUCK OFF
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Been on a mad grind trying to get some pussy.

Why is it so much effort.
> tinder bullshit
>drunk 3am kebabs on my own
> rejections

Ahh if the reward wasn't so fucking sweet
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>>26483123
Nice job normie.
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>>26483245
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with reddit mate.
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>>26483123
>1 gilding given out
disgisting desu
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>>26483307
>muhh secret club

fuck off

>>26483333
gave it to a m8 for his birthday desu :-)
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Brought my tv up stairs to my room coz i'm feeling scatty lads,feeling pretty comfy. Post lovely music please
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>>26483123
Is Agora ever coming back

>123
drugs are bad mkay
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>>26483283
Mate go out sober one night, I guarentee you'll be disgused with each and every cunt you see.
After that you'll realise how much time you've been wasting and cut that shit out
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>>26483358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOpHT6gZ0Rs
here u go fampai
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>>26483349
>for his birthday
couldn't you just have bought him a pint, why fund such a shitty website
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>>26483405
i don't know what you're talking about desu

ooooceee
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>>26483283
>if the reward wasn't so fucking sweet
is isn't, unless its a blowjob
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>>26483564
I've heard they really aren't actually that good though.
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>>26483545
>why fund such a shitty website
It's more popular than 4chan. You can have conversations with people on it for starers.
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>>26483545
he lives 200 miles away from me now since i moved and he was the one who after years of telling him i hated it brought me round to using it

yes 90% of the front page and all the big forums on there are pure cancer but if you find some niche ones with things you're particularly interested in you can actually find good content
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>>26483578
Well why don't you go back there you normal fuck.
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>>26483576
they're easily better than sex
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>>26483603
>muhh secret club

fuck off
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>listening to Pet Sounds
>nearly throw up while I Just Wasn't Made for These Times played
What's wrong with me, lads?
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>go to asda
>buy paracetamol and razor blades
>cashier asks me if I'm alright
>only realise why afterwards

JUST~
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>>26483694
Good job, man. You got a cashier worried and they're going to go home thinking you're depressed on such a day
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>>26483713
Thanks senpai~

>they're going to go home thinking you're depressed
They're not wrong desu~
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>>26482222

Here you go senpai senpai senpai senpai senpai >>26480032
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>>26483874
I think he was being sarcastic senpai~
Pretty funny still~
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>>26480392
haha jokes on the normies, they won't die alone!
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>>26483713
who the fuck cares what the normie thinks. Chances are they'll just forget about it. Like they actually give a fuck about people like us
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>>26483694
probably because you bought paracetamol.

only a pussy would buy those. bahaha.
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>>26483966
REAL ROBOTS DONT NEED ATTENTION

>keep coming back tho lads

>>26477422
shut the fuck up you weak alky
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>>26483903
That's nice anon! Do you've got a portfolio or something?
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>>26484034
Speak for yourself. I wish I was loved
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Which club is the most normie lads? I vote for Arsenal.
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>>26484046
Not yet senpai, got a deviant art and tumblr though.

http://rcrkar17.deviantart.com/
http://karlricardo.tumblr.com/
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>>26484080
nine iron
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>>26475931
still high robot feels
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>>26484080
Man U. Everyone and their mum knows and supports them, plus they're massive in some other countries, especially in Asia.
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>>26484080
definitely Arsenal

>>26484209
definitely think they've dropped in popularity in the UK in recent years now they actually have multiple viable competitors
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>>26480703
my gf gave me a nice package with some neat OC sketches she drew and some chocolates

but she is mtf
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>>26484080
Sports in general are for normalfags
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>>26484250
I'm happy for you, anon. Have a good evening
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So which one of you is trolling PistonHeads under the username MrFappyFappy?
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>>26484250
Still counts as a gf m8. Hopefully you'll be happier than us
>>
About to get pissed with my best m8
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>>26484302
Got a link senpai? I think my dad goes there.
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>>26484302
I posted the same thing earlier in this thread mate. I really want to know who it is
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>>26484257
>Sports
GTFO YANK
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>>26476160
from this post I can tell you're projecting very hard rn and probably shitpost about SJWs on 4chan all day
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>>26484329
Here's a link to his profile
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>>26484325
>autistic plushie
>that tiny bag of worst flavour doritos
>shit tier beer

would not be best m8/10
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>>26484352
Thanks senpai, your a real pal, 'preciate it
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>>26484329

Profile:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/profile.asp?memberId=457496&tab=1&h=0&days=0&f=0&t=0

Makes for sad but amusing reading.

>>26484334

Can't believe he actually mentioned britfeel in one of the posts. Has he spoken in here before?
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>>26483603
Why can't I use both 4chan and reddit? Are you that insecure? Jealous that reddit is doing better than this shitty place?
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>Poleaboos cousin nicked 4grand from her mother to fund ISIS fighters travel to Syria
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>>26484325
>Fosters

Literally shit taste.
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>>26484360
No worries m8

>>26484399
I'm not sure if he has, but this post looks like his desu>>26476692
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>>26484080
Man United by far desu.
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>>26484402
If it is so much better then why not go there?
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>>26484466
I have it open in another tab mate.
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>>26484487
Then close this one and you can all stop fighting
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>at work last night doing deliveries
>got to womans address
>wanted her shopping in the kitchen
>she recognises it's me from the first time she made an order
>carry two trays into the kitchen for her
>her friend is in the living room.
>woman tells her friend "Look at that! the delivery man has got muscles"
>Help unload her shopping and making chit chat
>tell ehr I'll see her next week
>says "it's a date"
>mfw

It'd make my life if I managed to fuck a customer like the pizza delivery guys in porni videos.
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>>26484501
Why don't you close this one and you can all stop fighting?
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>>26484521
pics of your muscles? n-no homo...
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I wanted to get myself one of those M&S meal deals for 2 yesterday to cheer myself up. When I got there was a load of normies swarming the counters, and then had put the price up to 20 bong, so it was now a rip off and not a deal.

Fucking normie shits ruining everything
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>>26484566
20 pound? jesus what kind of meal is this? lobster?
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>>26484600
You get a bottle of wine and main ,side and a dessert.
Last time I got chicken pies, mixed veg thing, a pile of profiteroles and an alright bottle of wine. It used to be 10 bong which made it a good deal.

All the dumb normies are buying it a 20 bong like retards presumably for valentines
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>>26484600
Supply and demand mate. When supplies are low and demand is high, it's time to gouge your customers.
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>>26484566

Don't you realise that if it weren't for the original normie demand, the meal deal wouldn't have existed in the first place?

Also,

>buying anything called a "meal deal"
>not being ripped off

Pick one, slowlad.
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>>Just applied for a First Dates event at my uni
>>They will be filming

I'm fucked, aren't I?
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>>26484749
get out while you still can lad, it'll be on youtube forever
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>go to cinema alone today
>it's no singles day

made me look like a right plonker. least i got a hot dog on the way home
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who here /kcider/?

8.4% 500 ml. wearing a tracksuit, sipping on k, feel like a pleb but the warmth of the alcohol is better than the coldness of her being with another man.
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>>26484749
>can't greentext
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>>26484727
Its not actually called a meal deal.

The normies are buying it at double the price, and ruined it for everyong
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>>26484773
They try and match you with someone with similar interests. I'm terrified of spilling my spaghetti on camera though, hopefully since I'm unattractive and have no chat they won't want me to be on any subsequent TV show.
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>>26484749
Who the fuck greentexts like this? You're fucking stupid.
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>>26484832
im sure they will bring the price down once its over lad, just be glad the normals are getting squeezed.
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>>26484853
>They try and match you with someone with similar interests.
What did you put as your interests? I hope you put collecting rare pepes on there.
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>>26484860
>just be glad the normals are getting squeezed.
but the normals can afford it, they have money. it's the neet robots like me they fuck over.
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>>26484878
Considered it.

Went with weight lifting, gaming, and d&d. Sounding autistic with my interests doesn't matter since they match you without you seeing anything about the other person.
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>>26484901
Stop pretending to be me anon
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>>26484827
Drank that shit and Union Black all the time at uni. Always drank it whilst alone in my flat.
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>>26475931
>weekend almost over

How else has the Sunday evening depression?
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>>26485017
Enjoy monday wagecuck!
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>>26484988
Poleaboo feels unifags and other forms of normies need to fuck off
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>>26485017
Please don't remind me. Only a couple of hours left before another shit week begins
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>>26485036
Another shit week of nothingness with variations on the severity of depressive states.

Can't fucking wait...
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Might get Maccies tonight. What should I order lads?
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>>26485028
Y-You too neetbro
>maybe leaving neethood wasn't such a good idea
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Anyone give me ideas for a new Fallout NV run through? Want some comfy sunday evening gaming.
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>>26485162
GOOD IDEA LAD
GET TWO DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS
maybe a meal or something if you want chips or w/e

>>26485170
Its gonna happen to me too soon enough, I've got to get in the bragging while I still can.
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>>26485170
Wisest decision you've made thus far. Keep the faith brother
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>>26485194
Poleaboo thinks you should sell it and buy Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth
>>
IT'S SNOWING

C O M F Y
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>>26485246
Where lad?
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>>26485234
Thats really stupid, and I assume he has pc anyways.
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>>26485106
That plus going to work. Boss is going to be a cunt for no reason again
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>>26485205
>Wisest decision you've made thus far. Keep the faith brother

Doesn't feel like that on a cold Monday morning but you're probably right.
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Yaay

Britfeel

Peace, peace

https://youtu.be/H8XWRxN8ZsQ
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>>26485276
Near LONDON
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>>26476031
at least i have my favourite figma right here on roo normans day
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>>26485277
Poleaboo has put around 10 hours into it every day so far, it's a brilliant game
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>>26485329
>There will never be a figma of my waifu
Why must you remind me
>>
WHITE PUSSY BELONGS TO PAKI COCK
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>>26485234
Digimon was for the kids that were so autismo they couldn't be saved. Like the ones that actually shouted REEEE and ran like Sonic the Hedgehog everywhere
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>>26485291
why is she doing that retarded shit?
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>>26483647
Have you seen the film love & mercy?
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>>26485374
After a certain age, it's all autistic
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>>26484927
>weight lifting, gaming, and d&d
why would a girl have these interests?
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She didn't join me for a drink because she was going to watch her friend's boyfriend game.

She sent me a selfie as "conpensation". Hold me lads, I'm so fucking dead inside.
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>>26485355

*ELF PUSSY BELONGS TO ORC COCK
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>>26485542
Serves you right normie.
She just didn't want to spend valentines with you, admit it.
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>>26485542
She looks fat, to hell with he
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Fatty fucker here, just nutted. Was about 6/10, worth coming out desu. If I was sober I doubt I'd rate it so highly though. Just gotta kill like 30 mins then I can bail.
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>>26485542
Her friend's boyfriend is fucking them both right now lad
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>>26485542
>disgusting filter
>disgusting duckface
>annoying pretentious cunt glasses
>scarf to hide her whale tits
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>>26485562
tru dat
>>26485570
Nice going senpai
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>>26485555
>>THE MOTHERFUCKING HMMM meme
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>>26485620
nibble fuck off c'nt
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>>26485461
She has different gimmicks that she overuses because she's not a real person, she was created by the guy she's talking to.

If I remember correctly he's saying "Say that again and I'll punch the shit out of you" or something like that.
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>>26485673
but why peace peace?
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Spending valentines day alone playing WoW again, fucking magical desu.
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>>26485291
I fucking hate anime so much.
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>>26485542
>thought you'd finally gotten over your oneitis
>friends with her on fb but have her hidden
>haven't seen or spoken to her in years
>decide to have a look on fb page
>she's more beautiful than ever
>now going on five years with her bf
>the faggot is going bald, guess I'll always have that over him
>remember once she told me she thinks Bruce Willis is really hot

Fuck lads I'm right back at square one. Why couldn't I have been with her?
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>>26485614
Time check lads
>long green text story with no ending at the end.
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>>26485605
Doubt it lad, he looks even more beta than me. Pic related

>>26485611
Her tits are pretty small m8, B+ at most.
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>>26485681
There is no particular reason.

>>26485694
But anime LOVES you.
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>>26485694
are you saying you hate akari chan?
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>>26485716
He does look like a FTM transsexual
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>>26485694
Rasheed.

oc
oc
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>>26485291
how can 3D compete, desu
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Gonna go out for steak and get laid, toppest of days
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>>26485739
>>26485742
>>26485745
fuck off bumboys
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>>26485817
Fuck off Paki

oc
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>>26485831
i'm whiter than you nobcheese
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>>26485852
ur not whiter than me tho, so get rekt
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>>26485685
what server famalam?
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>>26485852
I bet you are you pale neckbeard, all you do is sit in your dark room searching endlessly for opportunities to project your insecurities onto people that watch one particular nation's animated television programmes, while I spend my days watching interesting thought provoking anime with the lads and having a great time cuddling with the dakimakura of my qt waifu. Stay mad nerd
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He forgot the meme
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