/britfeel/

Where are you from lads?

Northampton reporting in

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Please post waifus

>>26223682
3rd for Tilde's smooth yet firm pits

>>26223697
Greater Manchester reporting in

>>26223697
Liverpool. Any average looking not fat lads want their cock sucked?

>>26223697
Bolton

Kill me now

Anyone near?

>>26223697
Southampton, the superior Hampton

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>>26223702
ehehe waifus

>>26223697
OXFORD
X
F
O
R
D

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>>26223702
I almost joked about loving another fictional character and I almost upset myself desu
lel

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>>26223702
Joining the fun for once desu

>>26223712
Leigh

This comment is original

>>26223697
Fareham

Hampshire

>>26223711
I'm up there with my gf next week for the entire week.

God Liverpool is a fucking shithole, like holy shit. It's like the worst bits of London, with the worst accent in history.

Lol that pepe on the right make me.laugh lol dunno why lol, the one standing with paper lol

Lol

Haha

>>26223697
Coventry

>>26223726
>Leigh

My brother lives there. It's even worse than Bolton!

Still, could be worse. Could be Tyldesley!

>>26223708
THOSE ARMPITS ARE MINE

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>>26223697
Am frum Stowke lad.

Please kill me.

>>26223697

Cheltenham, GCHQ town.

Continue as normal please.

>>26223697
Didcot

>>26223682

Why isn't January crossed off?

>>26223697

North Yorkshire market town.

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>>26223746
Hello!
tfw muted

>>26223777
Where's all the kids running around in nappies and fat middle aged women wearing bathrobes shouting at them?

>>26223777
why has that spaceship landed in that northern town?

>>26223720
In Oxford for uni atm (Brookes not the good one)

>>26223746
Shit lad. I'm in cov, well not right now but go to uni there.

>>26223746
I'm CV5, where you at?

>>26223658
I think you do a bit more than that, are there any other interests you have or used to have like history or collecting?

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>>26223805
They're inside those houses shooting up. Their mothers are all in tesco arguing with employees about the price of fags.

>>26223806
The mothership has come to take us back to our hovel of a homeworld.

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>>26223804
That wasn't me. You made yourself look silly now!

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>>26223769
I'll have left, you take right?

>tfw 4chan unironically gave me/awakened a pit fetish

>>26223829
>tesco

Spar m8

>>26223807
Fair enough lad. Live here myself, graduated this somewhere and am currently neeting it up at home. What're you studying?

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>>26223702
Ougi is a qt even when she's being a boy

>>26223720
>>26223794
>>26223807

All these nigga from oxford

>the lad from didcot
You're like 7 miles from me mate

>>26223850
History pal

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>>26223804
>>26223812
>>26223824
I am within a brisk walk of this amusingly named place.

>>26223840
>razor burns
pretty awful image for someone with a pit fetish

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>>26223846
I forgot about the Spar.

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>>26223697

Cheshire peasant race reporting.

>>26223702

pic

>>26223697
birmingham. how is life in birmingham for robots ?

>>26223873
>not being aroused at the thought of soothing them with your tongue and cum

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ONLY GOOD PAKI IS A DEAD ONE


oc

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>>26223828
Not particularly no, I never really had any interests.

>>26223866
>>26223868
>>26223850
Oxford guys should have a meetup

Or should I say.... neetup

kekekekekekeekek

>>26223796
>North Yorkshire market town.

Sounds comfy

Love market towns

>>26223871
That's a 5 minute drive/20 min walk from my house

How do I do no fap? I must have a pretty high sex drive because I can never go more than a couple days without feeling like I'm gonna blow and I start getting boners from looking at random women and thinking about fucking them.

>>26223898
I imagine it would be like making out with a cat.

>>26223840
>those pits
>those tits
>those eyes

I just want to give me tender love, is that so much to ask?

Can't post with ad block plus enabled? anyone else can't get captcha to work

>>26223910

Yeah it's nice, completely white, no pakis no blacks no irish. No crime too.

>>26223909
its funny cause they will end up cuddling~

>>26223908
It's for a CV right? Make them up. Do a little research about them in case they ask you in an interview.

>>26223936
>completely white, no pakis no blacks no irish. No crime too.

Coincidence, probably.

>>26223929
posting from firefox with adblockplus and it's fine
sometimes I'll get "connection error" but my post will still turn up, I just won't be alerted to responses
if you're using avast, update it and restart your pc

>>26223944
Willing to bet it isn't a coincidence.
There are no areas with a significant muslim population that could be described as nice.

>>26223929
Use uBlock Origin you pleb.

>can't get captcha to work
Do you run Noscript or RequestPolicy?

>>26223941
Sure, though I'm not a fan of lying. I'll probably just stick down whatever bullshit normalfags seem to love doing, or say they love doing.

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>>26223929
>he doesn't have a 4chan pass

What are you doing?

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>>26223840
>knowing i'm a righty type of guy
You're a good negotiator anon, we have a deal.

>>26223958
He's just being sarcastic.

>>26223710
How have you not been stabbed/raped/beaten to death yet?

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>>26223702
my waifu is cuuute, cuuute i say

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>>26224001
Lisa Simpson is your waifu?

>>26223697
Torquay, Devon here.

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WHITE PUSSY WAS MADE FOR PAKI COCK

>>26224001
>colour
I didn't realise she was yellow.
Thats kind of unfortunate, it makes her look like a certain popular animated character.

>>26223697
Brighton reporting in, lads

Who here can't wait for /summer/

I'm so fucking excited. I hope we have a good one and not rain every cunting day.

>>26224035
I just want some fucking green

Sick of brown and grey constantly

>>26224035
>can't wait for summer
NORMIES OUT, RIGHT NOW

>>26224035

Not me I fucking hate the heat, I hate sweating. Give me winter over it any time.

I end up sweating like a jew in a gas chamber everytime I have to go outside.

>>26224049
I can't wait for summer. I can finally spend my neetbux on something other than stopping myself freezing to death.

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>>26223908
you don't have any figurines?
You could always start a hobby today.
Do you really not like anything?
I mean cooking is essential to survival is a pretty useful skill to know.

>>26224035
Whoa hold on there lad we haven't even started spring yet.

And given how cold this winter was we're in for a scorcher of a summer, not a good thing.

Anyone tried Tescos Cheddar and Chorizo sandwiches yet? They're fucking lush.

>>26224067
Cooking is expensive and requires you to go to the shops constantly for fresh food

>>26224035
>Who here can't wait for /summer/
Reddit can't either. You should go there.

Thinking about getting my own obituary posted in the county paper as a cry for help.
Do you think anyone will notice?

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>>26223702
Okay, here is an image of my waifu~

>>26224081
>we're in for a scorcher of a summer,

Fuck. Last year we had 3 days of unbearable sweaty humid shit. I can't go through that again!

>>26224093
Yeah, but nobody will care

>>26224093
>obituary
Who even reads those?

>>26223697
Just outside Rotherham

>>26224096
YOUR BREATH STINKS

>>26224096
Still waiting on your tight boipussy

>>26224147
oh do fuck off you unoriginal vapid fucking cunt

>>26224096
>>26224147
Oh he's done you FaTidle

wish all these 'personalities' would fuck off, they're really ruining the comfy atmosphere
starting with the avatar tripfags, fucking report the lot of them

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>>26224187
>whiteknighting a tripfag

>>26224147
>>26224096
>being a tripfag

>>26224213
Nothing against tilde, but I'm starting to agree with you.

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE RIDING ULTRA BOOST' DICK.

THEY AREN'T EVEN THAT NICE AND THEY LOOK CHEAP AS FUCK. PLUS, THEY MOST DEFINITELY ARE NOT THE BEST RUNNING SHOE IN THE WORLD YOU FUCKING TWATS

>>26224233
tilde is running a hampshire nerd-gay rp group

It's tedious

>>26224213
I don't mind Tidle and the paki with a SHOUT gimmick. The two Gay K-on posters are annoying because you can't filter though.

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>>26224289
>nerd-gay

>>26224303
K-on is literally the worst anime. Worse than naruto.

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>>26224303
Would you prefer it if we used a trip?

THE ">TFW WHEN I SUCK UP TO TILDE BY PRETENDING TO BE A FAGGOTS" ARE GREAT RIGHT GUYS SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY

>>26224321
Prefer it if you watched a real anime.

>>26224303
Are you kidding? Tilde is easily the worst, not only is his gimmick shit but he's a shit person.

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>>26223697
South Cumbria

So many southern toffs desu

>>26224333
it's just him without his trip
nobody wants him posting here, he thinks he's an epic troll

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>>26224334
I understand, you're too uncultured to appreciate the themes and story of what is a near perfect piece of visual and audio entertainment. It's okay Anon, everyone starts off that way.

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>Running out of duloxetine
>Can't find my prescription anywhere

>>26224377
same could be said about shoutanon desu senpai

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Can't believe I wasted 80 bong on a vaporizer. It doesn't even get me stoned.

Time to go back to the bong I think.

>>26224220
Do you even know what whiteknighting is you stupid fuck?

>it's a that one guy who hates tilde and always derails the threads instead of filtering him episode

>>26224414
Pretty sure this guy is shoutanon without the trip

>>26224440
I think you need to add weed to it

>>26223697
Dundee here, I wish scotland wasn't so shit

>>26224452
Quite a few people also told me they can vape on 1 trench of weed for 2 hours+ yet I can go through a trench of weed in no time and only catch a buzz.

Shit sucks.

>>26224213
>comfy
It would make no difference, a shitholes a shithole even with less shit

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literally post here being nice to people and encouraging nice comfy threads. don't understand the hate for anyone here desu.

That dude on Hampson Hughes advert is LOVING his job

Bet he was a Bluecoat as well

>>26224414
You could but you'd be wrong.

>>26224491
>this bitch can take 3 big sausages
That's kinda hot tbqh

Deal or No Deal is amazing, some chav hipster type with neck tattoos was dancing around opening boxes and being cocky. Then the only red came out and he cried. I'm so happy.

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Hannah, you had me
But I never had you
I wanted you
But you didn't want me
So
I, I just got to tell you
Goodbye
Goodbye

>>26224525
I cannot stand that show

It is "America: The TV Show"

Clapping and pissing about like a fucking child for 1 hour. Being overly optimistic about everything

The people are also the most obnoxious cunts ever.

>>26224384
Never seen it but isn't it just a bunch of school girls starting a band? Why is it so popular?

I normally hate trips but tilde is an exception since he is positive and is nice to have around

>run for 1 hour this morning without even losing my breath

Damn, didn't realise how fit I was.

>>26224552
He's not though. He's a piece of shit that complains about being fat and not having enough gay ERP.
He even changes his trip to evade filters.

>>26224550
People like little cartoon girls acting cute

It's a time before the girls lose their innocence and excitement of the world, and become huge massive degenerate sluts.

>>26224539

He ended up with a load of money and jumped around, this is not British in the slightest.

>>26224567
Literally none of that is true

Going to stop responding to you now.

>>26224574
t. huge massive degenerate slut

>>26224597
>removing trip to comment
>going to stop responding to you now because it's too much effort to keep changing trips

A new level of sad. I'm not him and don't even mind trips, but this is pathetic

>>26224597
It is literally true.
>is 17
>obese
>roleplays on facebook
>posts shit anime

Why would you want something like him posting here?

Poleaboo is getting a burger meal from Arizonas

>>26224321
Yes, I'm tried of two sad cunts using the same anime for gay erp.

>>26224552
Wut? He mostly comments about problems he's facing with his body/feelings. That's not exactly positive. I also like him though.

>>26222684
>flu means I can't sit and take notes
Fucking pathetic.

>>26224574
I will never understand why innocence is desirable. I can't understand being uncomfortable with girls having lack of virginity or lack of exposure to alcohol/cigarettes/a rough social life. I couldn't care less and don't find it remotely gross or anything.
The thing you should worry about is vapid personalities and not enough of the right input from them.

I'M WAITING FOR MY SUBWAY, MOTHERBOARD AND CPU TO COME

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

>>26224744
No-one cares Rasheed.

>>26224752
I'M AS WHITE AS THE PURE DRIVEN SNOW

>>26224482
I have a classic volcano. It's the best high you can ask for, really stretches your shit too.

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reminder that Fatilde's teeth look like this

>>26224778
HE'S LOSING HIS TEETH, SHAVING HIS HAIR OFF, AND IS A FAT CUNT

FATTILDE IS LITERALLY A GIANT BABY

>>26224778
>pube hairs in the teeth
Seems abuot right

>>26224778
still whiter than mine

Pretty sure the chick i'm trying to bang is mentally retarded lads

without being insulting, i mean she legit has the outlook of an 8 year old. not in a bitchy way, she's the nicest girl i know and smoking hot but fuck it's like talking to my niece, she's so simple i'd feel like i'm abusing her if i tried to get in her pants

even if she has sent nudes

Lads is the feel of a hard cock in your mouth as good as it looks or have I just watched too much porn?

>>26224799
You forgot pukes constantly and eats 200 calories a day. Literal baby.

>>26224867
NOT AS NICE AS A GUN

TRY THAT

>>26224799
>throws up on himself
>is obsessed with a cartoon character
>plays pretend all day

literally a baby

>>26224863
In the same boat only she's really smug and thinks she's playing games even though I can see straight through them. I play along anyway but fucking hell she does my head in.

I understand why you should never date in your own workplace now. Can't get away from the bitch long enough to get over her.

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BULLYING TILDE IS LITERALLY A CRIME, I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU LOT

>>26224914
>Rasheed mad about faggotry
Of corush

>>26224944
>cops

this is /britfeel/ not /yankfeel/
jog on

moving to england.. is it as good as its promised to be

>>26224944
>cops
Nice try, yank

>>26224919
>>26224903
>>26224944
OH YEAH HE LOVES POKEMON AS WELL, IS IT TOO LATE FOR AN ABORTION?

>>26224945
I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB

>>26224944
>cops
Nice yank,try

>>26224966
Fuck off we're full

oc

>>26224015
Teignmouth here. What do you do?

Whole family just pretty much came out and called me worthless, mam wants me out the house too. Not really sure what to do tbqh.

>have gf
>talking to friend female who has bf
>topic comes up of how long we've known each other
>me: must be what, 2 or 3 years now?
>her: must have, and we've loved each other ever since ;)

what did that even mean? i panicked and said "haha" and she said "you know it ;)"

>>26225134
She's fishing for attention

You have a GF, so your attention is worth infinitely more like some beta bitchbois

>>26225134
Hang around with a higher class of people you absolute weapon. Sounds like a nasty whore.

>>26225134
She's in love with you and is trying to drop subtle hints. She could be your side bitch if you don't have one yet.

>>26225134
sounds like she wants the d
not gonna let her bf cuck you, right?

>search jobmatch site for jobs posted today
>1000s of results
>jobs from days ago in the results

What the fuck is this bumfuckery?

>>26225304
Cameron's not reading lad, no need to fire up Indeed.

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PAKIS OUT NOW
og

>>26224903
So you're the type of prick who tells people you're feeling suicidal for attention

"please love me or ill kill myself."

Your dad will be so relieved when you actually succeed.

>>26225134
She is just fishing for attention mate, like the other bloke said. If you did want to bang her and tried to make a move off of that she'd of course tell you she meant she loved you as a friend.

Does anyone else have gf who always thinks you are cheating on them?

I've been with my gf like 4 years and she accuses me of cheating a bi monthly basis.

>>26225462
If she genuinely thinks you're capable of fucking other women, that makes you a big fat normie and you need to get in your normie cannon and fuck off to normie land.

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>>26225304
just had a look at this website out of curiosity.

so many of the jobs it seems ask for things that I don't even have. yet theres no option in the box for that..

seems a bit fucky if the jc's making you do this.

can you just write im not interested in this job for everything?

>>26225484
>Job doesn't match my skills [X]

>>26225462
Ever heard the phrase "the one who smelt it, dealt it"?

She's cheating on you.

>>26225462
sounds like she's got a guilty conscience

>>26225484
>job doesn't match my skills

>>26225484
>drugs test

haha what kind of cuck would work that for that company

>>26225484
>5 years continuous references

Why the fuck is this job being advertised for JSA claimaints? They sound like proper snotty cunts.

>>26225484
>im not interested in this job

Enjoy your sanction bro

>>26225484
That job is one of the jobs I'm most unsuited for in the entire world

Baffles me that there are people who are capable of doing it

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>>26225484
>>26225565
heres another....

the job people always say is best or easiest for robots.

im just so not that kind of person and would find it hard to pretend to care about team goals and shit like that.

im certainly not good at pretending to be enthusiastic.

>>26225536
The jobs listed are for everyone, not just claimants.

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A few threads ago i posted about my sister being manipulated by her bf, update she left him and he still texts her/calls her daily but she has been staying over my place till it blows over.

Thanks to the anon who gave me the advice to rough him up a bit, it worked and he took it out on her so she left him.

>>26225607
>Bradford

Don't speak Urdu or Hindi so I'd be fucked

>>26223697
North Wales.
Someone, please rescue me from this shithole. Take me somewhere, anywhere else. I can't deal with it anymore.

>>26225484

>job is below my salary requirements

It would be worth it just for the reaction of your bennies adviser.

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>>26223702

Tfw got up only an hour a go...and still feel tired.

>>26223697
North Kent.

Pretty much the same as any other chav infested hellhole, but the surrounding countryside is nice.

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army actually sounds like the best option.

Everyone looking forward to April when the living wage is introduced for over 25s, effectively locking you out of all unskilled positions (i.e. the only positions you're suitable for) because it would make no sense to hire you over a younger person? What the fuck were they thinking?

>>26225734
>If you want to be right on the front line

Yeah, no I don't. Can't get into the forces anyway because of my aspergers.

>>26225734
>tfw colour blind

>>26225734
Got lazy eye

Don't think I'd be a very good shot with that

>>26225734
>>26225770
>>26225772
im sure they have jobs like office jobs part of it.

>>26225734
Before you goto the army recruitment centre make sure you read up on what regiment you want and record yourself jogging for 1.5miles and time it, trust me senpai looks alot better and you will want your home town/county regiment

>>26225734
just go sandhurst and train to be an army officer

>>26223720
>>26223866
>>26223807


I live in headington :D

>>26225770

Air force is where it's at, but I could never get in thanks to my aspergers and even if I did I'm too old to train on the jets now anyway.

>>26225734
>16-17 year olds get special training

Fucking hell, I doubt they'd even take me at 25 now.

>>26225813
>just

It's not as easy as that. You need to be fairly physically fit and of sound mind.
One look at the shit you post on here and you'd get a permenant black spot against your name.

>>26225846
same for a frontline soldier?

>>26225862
Yeah that's what I'm saying.

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think I found the perfect robot job.

may be of use to someone local.

>>26225876
yeah but if hes' applying to be a frontline soldier you may as well sack it off and become an officer instead

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>>26223697

West Midlands here

>>26223702


well alrighty then

>>26225818
I remember you, the guy who is obsessed with the amount of Chinese taking up your city

>>26225887
>bradford

inshallah brother

>>26225887
You may as well be one of the cucks that does cat's eye for the motorways.

Been off work all week?
What do NEETs do all day?
Literally want to kill myself out of boredom.

>>26225913
such an easy no stress work alone job tho.
id apply if I was looking cos I know how easy it would be.

>>26225925
Masturbate

Xgzjvzhsgs

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>>26225462
>tfw my gf does this
>tfw it seems the only person she's never accused me of cheating with then I actually have slept with them on numerous occasions

/mischief/

>>26225925
>Literally want to kill myself out of boredom.
Fuck sake lad. Do you know how fucking pathetic you sound? Bored to death because you're not working away earning someone more cash? I know fuck all about you so all I can say is attempt to find some hobbies.

>>26225818
Spooky lad, I was just there and down the Cowley Road for this afternoon.

We might have met and never even known...

haven't wanked in 3 days

going to get right down to it tonight

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I'm British and I believe I will be rich one day

>>26225971
pffffffffffft

>haven't made cummy in 10 days
>have no interest in jerking off at all

feels weird bruvs

>>26225734
Least comfy job though.

>>26226009
I have never jacked off less than 3 times a day since I was 14. I am 21.

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>no work ethic
>won't do anything unless told
>would legit shitpost and watch porn 24/7 if I didn't have people telling me what to do

>>26226032
you only get one bucket lad. got to use it wisely.

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>>26225734
Don't forget: ISIS recruits the disabled. The army is for normies

>>26225950
Done
>>26225956
Already been to the gym and went for a swim, seen just about every movie ever usually my gf is about the keep me company but shes in Australia for another month

And I didn't mean kill myself literally you literal autism man

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>>26226044
>you only get one bucket lad. got to use it wisely.
I wish I understood this senpai.

>>26226032
Have you ever jerked off fewer than 3 times a day though?

>>26226032
Wew lad, I feel like I'm doing it too much when I fap twice a day. The few times I've tried it three times in one day the third fap was just awful and not worth it

>>26225971
Wouldn't you rather have me suck your cock instead?

>>26223777
You do know that's a picture of Hull, right?

>>26225925
Shitpost, watch shit on tv, read, play games, write, fap

>>26223697
Ribble Valley, ie the decent part of Lancashire

what do you robots think of KCL? I'm an American that just got into it

>>26226075
That's how I felt in the early stages.

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>in coffee shop earlier
>I like it because it does good coffee and is also quiet
>very quiet today, only one other person in there
>6-7/10 hipster-looking lass next table along from me
>catch her looking at me a few times
>she gives me a flirty smile when I look up and see she's looking at me
>tfw she probably mistook my shitty clothes as some hipster statement
>after this happens a few times she tries to make conversation, "How are you getting on? Quiet today isn't it?"
>"H-he not much, need to head off now though."
>Down my still-boiling hot coffee, put my coat on and go

I can never go back there again.

my mouth hurts and so does my sense of pride

Saw my first gender neutral bathroom today, I guess /pol/ was right after all.

>>26226231
>woman initiated conversation
Sounds like a proper slut, would avoid.

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>>26226231
She approached you? In a coffee shop? Mate, it was right there. Your chance to be a normie and get a gf.

>>26223697
County Durham.
BRING BACK THE MINES

>>26226144
KCL degree, shit.
London degree, great.

>>26226231
Hold on, what were you doing in a coffee shop?
Why on earth would a robot sit in one of those just to drink coffee?

This story is either made up or you're a fucking normie.

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I'm so bored that I made I gave pepe a makeover

>>26226313
I FUCKING KNOW, DON'T RUB IT IN

>>26226363
>Hold on, what were you doing in a coffee shop?
>Why on earth would a robot sit in one of those just to drink coffee?
Because coffee is nice and I was in town anyway doing a beer run for tonight you cuck

>>26226267
>Sounds like a proper slut, would avoid.
She had a septum piercing, so yep she probably was. I those piercings a lot though

>>26223697
>>26223711
LIVERPOOL


pretty windy now

>>26226402
stay away from badgirls familia

>>26226402
Nah fuck off. You're literally a normie.
A robot would get too anxious to just sit and enjoy a coffee, if one of us was on a "beer run" we'd just order it online for delivery, or in extreme cases walk to the shops buy it and come straight home.
None of this sitting in town to enjoy the atmosphere bollocks that you're suggesting.

>>26226415
Is that reply a yes to getting your cock sucked?

>>26226402
You're a normie mate, just one of those beta males who stands to the side while everyone else hooks up.

>>26226248
where m87979?

>>26226468
>>26226436
>enjoying a heated drink in a quiet shop and then sperging out at human interaction
>normie

>>26226144
KCL is the the ASU of America.

EVERYONE gets in. Its a shitty uni.

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>>26226392
>>26226313
also just did this

>>26226443
maybe, are you cute?

>>26226499
>Sitting around an empty coffee shop like a hipster fuck
>not normie
You didn't sperg at human interaction either, handled getting your drink just fine.

>>26226527
>>26226392

Any requests anyone?

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>>26226509
thats not true at all, are you autistic?

>>26226552
You there, want me to remake something?

>>26226527
>>26226392

>>26226538
No.

561651651

waifus are for benders

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>>26226544
Could you do my waifu?

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>>26226552
> Strand Polytechnic
> good school

I would hazard a guess you have an extra chromosome.

Tell me about your oneitis lads. What do you think she's doing now?

>>26226436

holy fuck you're a faggot

>>26226607
Yeah wait abit

>>26226592
probably not then sorry anon.

>girl I like messaged me
>said something that annoyed me when I was drunk the other night
>called her a bitch told her to shutup and fuck herself
>haven't heard from her since

Does this mean I'm an alpha now?
Feel kinda bad, she was a nice girl and didn't deserve it

>>26226609
>Strand Polytechnic
You realize it was never actually that.... right?

>>26226649
>and didn't deserve it

Yes she did

>>26226649
Just act like it didn't happen.
She will start to question it herself.

>Had first aid class today
>tfw I accidentally prodded fat girl's tit when trying to tap her collarbone
>tfw she said she didn't want to do it too hard when tapping my collarbone
>tfw I replied, "Th-That's okay, I'm a maso- I'm a maso- I'm a masochist." and nervously chuckled
>tfw awkward silence from her and strange looks from other class members

>>26223711
You got kik?

>>26226746
Why the hell were you poking each other in the collarbone?

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>>26226607
Here's the fixed one. Made her arm better and she's wearing glasses and some earnings.

You're welcome. That'll be 20 bongs please.

>>26226760
It's to elicit a response, to see if they're conscious

>Tfw got my cute young dentist tomorrow
Based. Was a bit awkward last time though, think she could tell I was intentionally licking her fingers. Doubt she'll remember after 3 weeks time though.

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>>26226761
This Roman loli?

>>26226761
Tapping collarbone is retarded, you shout, snap your fingers in their ears, then pinch the top of their ears for a pain response if needed.

Collarbone isn't going to do shit

>>26226780
finger up the bum works better

>>26226760
Tapping the collarbone is how you test if someone is conscious.

It's also a non-invasive way of waking somebody up on the train.

>>26226842
That's what the ears is for, collarbone is daft. What if they're wearing a coat / scarf / anything thicker than a Matalan shirt, you're going to have to start undressing them to do it.

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>>26226791
That's another 20 bongs please.

>>26226857
Move it out the way or just slide your hand under their shirt and tap it?

Really not that difficult.

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>>26226857
Sounds like a good excuse to me
>see girl lying around
>start to undress her
>someone sees
>"omg what are you doing?"
>say you're just going to tap the collarbone to see if she's concious
>they walk off thinking its okay
>continue undressing
Sounds like a cheeky plan

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>>26226607
there you go my anon

>>26226898
Cool senpai, thanks
Quick work desu

thoughts/opinions on EU refferendum

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>>26226898

any chance you could do this one pal?

>>26224669
>spreading germs

>>26226967
I wish I was dead.
blox

>>26226967
I wish I was dead.

Jun Suzuki

I'm currently working the odd teaching assistant shift at my local primary school and haven't told the job centre, what do guys. Am I going to prison for benefit fraud?

>>26227091
This is exactly what benefit fraud is these days. Enjoy having your face plastered in the paper while they portray you as earning big bucks in some academic job.

Is it illegal to masturbate in public if nobody can see your dick?

>>26227091
Nah the only way they can catch you is if you were to mention it on a monitored site like 4chan.

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>>26223697

Berkshire desu senpai and it's shit, at least the part I'm in.

>>26223702

Waifu status: posted (also qt)

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Looking forward to the new scene desu

Just been playing Super Mario 64 up to 97 stars now lads, never got all 120 before. I am trying to get 100 coins on Shifting Sand Land at the minute is well hard though and that fucking bird stole my hat.

>>26227265
Are you *giggles* QPU aligned?

>>26226977
im busy now... fuck

Been watching the Rape Zombie Lust of The Dead trilogy lads. Just started the second film. The only men left are Otaku shut in NEETs with waifus because all the normie men turned into rape zombies. The Otaku's have captured the zombies and are using them to hunt down and kill any 3D female survivors.

bretty gud so far I give it 2 thumbs up

>>26227198
These are daughters... Let that sink in for a minute.

>>26227198
How can you enjoy Blacked, the guys are so ugly.

>>26227312
That made my mood drop lower than the guy on the right's bollocks :^(

>>26227306

Sorry man, don't worry about it.

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>>26227312
That's really, really hot.
>>26227328
The directors gotten better and stops putting so much emphasis on the dude (apart from the dick)

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>>26227198
Looking forward to this new scene desu

Gonna shag a whore this week. Any tips?

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>>26226967
leave

kick out all pakis and non-natives

adopt isolationist policy and become japan

make british anime

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>>26227379
No but you reminded me of a joke:

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip

>>26227379

Don't cry afterwards, they don't like that.

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Say guys, what do you think of this advice for British girls?

>>26227410
>implying I'm reading all of that from an autist bragging about 'sleeping with over 200 women'

rldr or gtfo famalam

>>26227349
But my favourite part is the set up at the beginning. I don't mind seeing the guy, but the guys they have aren't very attractive and uncharismatic.

>>26224739
I will never understand why my second-hand roast beef sandwich stall failed, I mean, I washed the meat after I got it out the bin and everything.

>>26227514
>Caring about porn plot
Why do you people exist?

>>26225633
Good to hear anon

>>26227566
Hearing the girl seducing/being seduced is hot, if the acting isn't terrible. I don't care about the plot per se.

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Either going to Manchester or rochester uni. give me advice about either place

>>26227566
JAV plots are top tier my man, knowing the context behind the sex is pretty hot sometimes when it's done well.

Lads, are men naturally just more attractive than women?

This isn't a gay thing, either, just think about it.

Women use makeup, padding, special fashions. Women get their nails done. Women use skin creme, and style their hair for hours. Without any of that extra stuff, women are often ugly as sin. The "average" woman without makeup often looks like a 3.

Meanwhile the average man doesn't use makeup or tricks to make himself look better and is naturally a 5 or 6.

The top-tier 10/10 women are often very good at using makeup as well, and while they're usually pretty without makeup, they're nowhere near a 10.

A 10/10 man, though? He's that good looking purely because of his natural genetics.

Also more things to consider: men age like fine wine, most get a lot better looking with age.
Women age like rot. After 30, everything goes downhill for them apart from gems like Helen Mirren which are one in a million.

It's also worth considering that in nature, the extravagant and impressive looking animals are males. The showiest and most colourful birds like peacocks? Male. Powerful manes on lions? Male.

I've been pretty much only attracted to women my whole life, but if you look at the sexes objectively, men just seem naturally better looking and women look like shit baby-factories in comparison. I'd say women's bodies are naturally more attractive though.

>>26227651
What the fuck IS THAT!

origano

>>26227651
Rochester is shite
Manchester has probably the best nightlife in the UK, it's an okay uni but it's Rustlers group so people bum it

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Mum's being mean to me tonight lads.

>>26227699
did you leave the toilet seat up again?

>>26227686
Average uk chav

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>>26223702
My one and only waifu .

>>26227728

No I have my own bathroom, she uses the ensuite.

She does get cross at me sometimes when she goes in my bathroom and there are used toilet roll cardboard everywhere though.

>>26227685
Not really. Our standards are just unknowingly set higher because you always see women with some sort of makeup so when we see them without it's something we're not really used to.

>>26227651
Manchester (proper Manchester, not Met) is pretty damn solid, I could've went there if I wanted. They're aiming to be something silly like a top 50 uni in the world or something.

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>you may never live in Japan

I'm not even a weeb, it just seems like such a beauitiful, clean, cultured country

>>26227772
Girlfriend is going to go to met. whats wrong with it?

>>26226624
underrated post, broseph

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>>26227685

>It's also worth considering that in nature, the extravagant and impressive looking animals are males.

This is called sexual dimorphism and can actually go either way. An extreme example is the anglerfish (the deep-sea fish which catches prey with a bioluminescent orb dangling off its head). Females are big, glowy and intimidating, males are small and wedy. When they mate, they fuse to the female and waste away until they're literally just a pair of balls stuck to her side providing sperm.

>>26227813
>Girlfriend is going to go to met. whats wrong with it?
Nothing really, to be honest, there's not many unis in the country that are actually bad so all you really can do is rate them in comparison to the other unis, and Manchester proper beats the shit out of Met.

>>26227328
>Watching porn for the men

Anon, I must tell you something.....

>>26227328
>he thinks Blacked is for men

Oh boy...

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>there will never be someone ITT from my city
Edinburgh btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HBOZ8D-FkU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HBOZ8D-FkU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HBOZ8D-FkU

Hey Robots, why aren't you out campaigning on the streets today?

>>26225672
Hey anon, North Welsh here and I know the feeling. Where you closer to? Bangor, Anglesey, Conwy, Wrexham, Rhyl, Flint?

Or an empty little village in the countryside, on the seaside or in Snowdonia?

>>26227932
Did ya see that ludicrous display last night?