for the anxious anon in the last thread edition
I almost joked about loving another fictional character and I almost upset myself desu
They're inside those houses shooting up. Their mothers are all in tesco arguing with employees about the price of fags.
The mothership has come to take us back to our hovel of a homeworld.
That wasn't me. You made yourself look silly now!
I'll have left, you take right?
>tfw 4chan unironically gave me/awakened a pit fetish
I am within a brisk walk of this amusingly named place.
Cheshire peasant race reporting.
Not particularly no, I never really had any interests.
How do I do no fap? I must have a pretty high sex drive because I can never go more than a couple days without feeling like I'm gonna blow and I start getting boners from looking at random women and thinking about fucking them.
posting from firefox with adblockplus and it's fine
sometimes I'll get "connection error" but my post will still turn up, I just won't be alerted to responses
if you're using avast, update it and restart your pc
Use uBlock Origin you pleb.
>can't get captcha to work
Do you run Noscript or RequestPolicy?
Sure, though I'm not a fan of lying. I'll probably just stick down whatever bullshit normalfags seem to love doing, or say they love doing.
>he doesn't have a 4chan pass
What are you doing?
>knowing i'm a righty type of guy
You're a good negotiator anon, we have a deal.
you don't have any figurines?
You could always start a hobby today.
Do you really not like anything?
I mean cooking is essential to survival is a pretty useful skill to know.
Okay, here is an image of my waifu~
>whiteknighting a tripfag
>being a tripfag
I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE RIDING ULTRA BOOST' DICK.
THEY AREN'T EVEN THAT NICE AND THEY LOOK CHEAP AS FUCK. PLUS, THEY MOST DEFINITELY ARE NOT THE BEST RUNNING SHOE IN THE WORLD YOU FUCKING TWATS
So many southern toffs desu
I understand, you're too uncultured to appreciate the themes and story of what is a near perfect piece of visual and audio entertainment. It's okay Anon, everyone starts off that way.
>Running out of duloxetine
>Can't find my prescription anywhere
Can't believe I wasted 80 bong on a vaporizer. It doesn't even get me stoned.
Time to go back to the bong I think.
literally post here being nice to people and encouraging nice comfy threads. don't understand the hate for anyone here desu.
Hannah, you had me
But I never had you
I wanted you
But you didn't want me
I, I just got to tell you
I cannot stand that show
It is "America: The TV Show"
Clapping and pissing about like a fucking child for 1 hour. Being overly optimistic about everything
The people are also the most obnoxious cunts ever.
>removing trip to comment
>going to stop responding to you now because it's too much effort to keep changing trips
A new level of sad. I'm not him and don't even mind trips, but this is pathetic
I will never understand why innocence is desirable. I can't understand being uncomfortable with girls having lack of virginity or lack of exposure to alcohol/cigarettes/a rough social life. I couldn't care less and don't find it remotely gross or anything.
The thing you should worry about is vapid personalities and not enough of the right input from them.
Pretty sure the chick i'm trying to bang is mentally retarded lads
without being insulting, i mean she legit has the outlook of an 8 year old. not in a bitchy way, she's the nicest girl i know and smoking hot but fuck it's like talking to my niece, she's so simple i'd feel like i'm abusing her if i tried to get in her pants
even if she has sent nudes
In the same boat only she's really smug and thinks she's playing games even though I can see straight through them. I play along anyway but fucking hell she does my head in.
I understand why you should never date in your own workplace now. Can't get away from the bitch long enough to get over her.
BULLYING TILDE IS LITERALLY A CRIME, I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU LOT
>talking to friend female who has bf
>topic comes up of how long we've known each other
>me: must be what, 2 or 3 years now?
>her: must have, and we've loved each other ever since ;)
what did that even mean? i panicked and said "haha" and she said "you know it ;)"
She is just fishing for attention mate, like the other bloke said. If you did want to bang her and tried to make a move off of that she'd of course tell you she meant she loved you as a friend.
just had a look at this website out of curiosity.
so many of the jobs it seems ask for things that I don't even have. yet theres no option in the box for that..
seems a bit fucky if the jc's making you do this.
can you just write im not interested in this job for everything?
the job people always say is best or easiest for robots.
im just so not that kind of person and would find it hard to pretend to care about team goals and shit like that.
im certainly not good at pretending to be enthusiastic.
A few threads ago i posted about my sister being manipulated by her bf, update she left him and he still texts her/calls her daily but she has been staying over my place till it blows over.
Thanks to the anon who gave me the advice to rough him up a bit, it worked and he took it out on her so she left him.
Tfw got up only an hour a go...and still feel tired.
Everyone looking forward to April when the living wage is introduced for over 25s, effectively locking you out of all unskilled positions (i.e. the only positions you're suitable for) because it would make no sense to hire you over a younger person? What the fuck were they thinking?
Before you goto the army recruitment centre make sure you read up on what regiment you want and record yourself jogging for 1.5miles and time it, trust me senpai looks alot better and you will want your home town/county regiment
It's not as easy as that. You need to be fairly physically fit and of sound mind.
One look at the shit you post on here and you'd get a permenant black spot against your name.
think I found the perfect robot job.
may be of use to someone local.
West Midlands here
well alrighty then
>tfw my gf does this
>tfw it seems the only person she's never accused me of cheating with then I actually have slept with them on numerous occasions
>Literally want to kill myself out of boredom.
Fuck sake lad. Do you know how fucking pathetic you sound? Bored to death because you're not working away earning someone more cash? I know fuck all about you so all I can say is attempt to find some hobbies.
I'm British and I believe I will be rich one day
>no work ethic
>won't do anything unless told
>would legit shitpost and watch porn 24/7 if I didn't have people telling me what to do
Don't forget: ISIS recruits the disabled. The army is for normies
Already been to the gym and went for a swim, seen just about every movie ever usually my gf is about the keep me company but shes in Australia for another month
And I didn't mean kill myself literally you literal autism man
>you only get one bucket lad. got to use it wisely.
I wish I understood this senpai.
>in coffee shop earlier
>I like it because it does good coffee and is also quiet
>very quiet today, only one other person in there
>6-7/10 hipster-looking lass next table along from me
>catch her looking at me a few times
>she gives me a flirty smile when I look up and see she's looking at me
>tfw she probably mistook my shitty clothes as some hipster statement
>after this happens a few times she tries to make conversation, "How are you getting on? Quiet today isn't it?"
>"H-he not much, need to head off now though."
>Down my still-boiling hot coffee, put my coat on and go
I can never go back there again.
my mouth hurts and so does my sense of pride
She approached you? In a coffee shop? Mate, it was right there. Your chance to be a normie and get a gf.
I FUCKING KNOW, DON'T RUB IT IN
>Hold on, what were you doing in a coffee shop?
>Why on earth would a robot sit in one of those just to drink coffee?
Because coffee is nice and I was in town anyway doing a beer run for tonight you cuck
>Sounds like a proper slut, would avoid.
She had a septum piercing, so yep she probably was.
I those piercings a lot though
Nah fuck off. You're literally a normie.
A robot would get too anxious to just sit and enjoy a coffee, if one of us was on a "beer run" we'd just order it online for delivery, or in extreme cases walk to the shops buy it and come straight home.
None of this sitting in town to enjoy the atmosphere bollocks that you're suggesting.
thats not true at all, are you autistic?
> Strand Polytechnic
> good school
I would hazard a guess you have an extra chromosome.
>girl I like messaged me
>said something that annoyed me when I was drunk the other night
>called her a bitch told her to shutup and fuck herself
>haven't heard from her since
Does this mean I'm an alpha now?
Feel kinda bad, she was a nice girl and didn't deserve it
>Had first aid class today
>tfw I accidentally prodded fat girl's tit when trying to tap her collarbone
>tfw she said she didn't want to do it too hard when tapping my collarbone
>tfw I replied, "Th-That's okay, I'm a maso- I'm a maso- I'm a masochist." and nervously chuckled
>tfw awkward silence from her and strange looks from other class members
Here's the fixed one. Made her arm better and she's wearing glasses and some earnings.
You're welcome. That'll be 20 bongs please.
>Tfw got my cute young dentist tomorrow
Based. Was a bit awkward last time though, think she could tell I was intentionally licking her fingers. Doubt she'll remember after 3 weeks time though.
That's what the ears is for, collarbone is daft. What if they're wearing a coat / scarf / anything thicker than a Matalan shirt, you're going to have to start undressing them to do it.
Sounds like a good excuse to me
>see girl lying around
>start to undress her
>"omg what are you doing?"
>say you're just going to tap the collarbone to see if she's concious
>they walk off thinking its okay
Sounds like a cheeky plan
any chance you could do this one pal?
Berkshire desu senpai and it's shit, at least the part I'm in.
Waifu status: posted (also qt)
Looking forward to the new scene desu
Just been playing Super Mario 64 up to 97 stars now lads, never got all 120 before. I am trying to get 100 coins on Shifting Sand Land at the minute is well hard though and that fucking bird stole my hat.
Been watching the Rape Zombie Lust of The Dead trilogy lads. Just started the second film. The only men left are Otaku shut in NEETs with waifus because all the normie men turned into rape zombies. The Otaku's have captured the zombies and are using them to hunt down and kill any 3D female survivors.
bretty gud so far I give it 2 thumbs up
That's really, really hot.
The directors gotten better and stops putting so much emphasis on the dude (apart from the dick)
Looking forward to this new scene desu
kick out all pakis and non-natives
adopt isolationist policy and become japan
make british anime
No but you reminded me of a joke:
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip
Say guys, what do you think of this advice for British girls?
Either going to Manchester or rochester uni. give me advice about either place
Lads, are men naturally just more attractive than women?
This isn't a gay thing, either, just think about it.
Women use makeup, padding, special fashions. Women get their nails done. Women use skin creme, and style their hair for hours. Without any of that extra stuff, women are often ugly as sin. The "average" woman without makeup often looks like a 3.
Meanwhile the average man doesn't use makeup or tricks to make himself look better and is naturally a 5 or 6.
The top-tier 10/10 women are often very good at using makeup as well, and while they're usually pretty without makeup, they're nowhere near a 10.
A 10/10 man, though? He's that good looking purely because of his natural genetics.
Also more things to consider: men age like fine wine, most get a lot better looking with age.
Women age like rot. After 30, everything goes downhill for them apart from gems like Helen Mirren which are one in a million.
It's also worth considering that in nature, the extravagant and impressive looking animals are males. The showiest and most colourful birds like peacocks? Male. Powerful manes on lions? Male.
I've been pretty much only attracted to women my whole life, but if you look at the sexes objectively, men just seem naturally better looking and women look like shit baby-factories in comparison. I'd say women's bodies are naturally more attractive though.
Not really. Our standards are just unknowingly set higher because you always see women with some sort of makeup so when we see them without it's something we're not really used to.
Manchester (proper Manchester, not Met) is pretty damn solid, I could've went there if I wanted. They're aiming to be something silly like a top 50 uni in the world or something.
>you may never live in Japan
I'm not even a weeb, it just seems like such a beauitiful, clean, cultured country
>It's also worth considering that in nature, the extravagant and impressive looking animals are males.
This is called sexual dimorphism and can actually go either way. An extreme example is the anglerfish (the deep-sea fish which catches prey with a bioluminescent orb dangling off its head). Females are big, glowy and intimidating, males are small and wedy. When they mate, they fuse to the female and waste away until they're literally just a pair of balls stuck to her side providing sperm.
>Girlfriend is going to go to met. whats wrong with it?
Nothing really, to be honest, there's not many unis in the country that are actually bad so all you really can do is rate them in comparison to the other unis, and Manchester proper beats the shit out of Met.
>there will never be someone ITT from my city
Hey Robots, why aren't you out campaigning on the streets today?
Hey anon, North Welsh here and I know the feeling. Where you closer to? Bangor, Anglesey, Conwy, Wrexham, Rhyl, Flint?
Or an empty little village in the countryside, on the seaside or in Snowdonia?
isnt wales like neetcountry though? My mum says her hometown is 90% unemployed/'disabled', the only people who are employed work 15 1/2 hours a week so they still get their bennies.
>such a beauitiful, clean, cultured country
Not just tits.
Source: Azusa's VA makes lewd noises: the anime
>No i don't, your silly
>seen tons of videos and documentaries on it
You're in for a shock. There's a reason Japan has one of the highest suicide rates in the world.
As retarded as your question is, higher education is split into levels, but this isn't answering your question because you literally expect there to be some standard which can compare how capable someone is to do something, which is arbitrary as fuck.
I lived there for 7-8months on a working holiday
what do you want to know
when I step of the plane how many gigantic breasted women will take me and fuck for senseless for days, also how long will it take to get a job being the head animator for pokemon?
favourite lawsons/familymart/kmart hot counter food?
I quite likes the curry man things.
Just print off some of your fanart from deviantart (helps if you have some made up/self-insert characters, shows that youre creative) and show it to the person on the front desk at Anime. Take some drawings of your ideal big-titty girls too so that you can show them and they know what type of girl to supply you with
Are they really that short? I know they're generally shorter than Westerners, but I saw a Japanese girl the other day and she was like 4'5". 5'5" must be like 6'7" in Japanese terms.
most of the women were quite short yes, i'm 6foot 3 and actually got some comments about it from the women, some of whom looked to be just over half my size. i could see over crowds no problem, but people only really seemed to be a foot shorter i guess. so the general statistics/meme was true imo.
>eat nothing the entire fucking evening to prevent my glucose levels from going like a fucking rollercoaster so that i can finally fucking sleep
>glucose levels go through the fucking roof anyways
nah, i wont inject additional insulin this time. If my fucking gay cubrstompfaggot body refuses to produce fucking insulin then IT WILL PAY THE FUCKING PRICE FOR FUCKS SAKE. this is the gayest FUCKING disease ever, having type 1 diabetes is more homosexual than sucking 100 dicks and getting cancer and aids from it. jesus fucking christ fuck seriously i hope my fucking kidneys fail filtering that shit out so that i can finally fucking die. normal life is impossible with this shit, cant even fucking take drugs
>SUP BRO DO YOU COME DRINKING WITH US?
>HUR DUR NO I CANT BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING GAY TYPE 1 DIABETIC HUR DURRR
yeah and the funny shit is that this shit might actually fucking kill me you know? I usually stuff my face with 2000-3000 calories in the EVENING alone (obviously i also eat shit before that) and i am currently Underweight and steadily LOSING weight. now since I'm a FUCKING retard who cant handle this shit i gotta cut out the fucking food in the evening so that it's easier to keep glucose levels under control. so i lose about 2000 calories for that day. I'd probably lose so much weight that i would literally fucking STARVE to death.
There are good places and bad places everywhere. Japan is no exception, I imagine theres plenty of depressing shitholes there.
I've been to China and loved it but whenever people hear "China" they're like
>u wot, isn't that the commie place?
>I heard you're not allowed to speak your mind
>isn't there smog everywhere?
>aren't the people really rude?
Who /level8/ here?
How old are you? My friend is diabetic and hers was all over the place until she got to like 20 and then it settled, same with my uncle who is diabetic. But that (>>26229001) sounds pretty unusual desu, have you had tests to make sure you dont have something else as well?
I want to go to the doctor and and cry about my depression from unemployment but I'm scared if I manage to get on any medication it will only make me see more clearly how my life is fucked.
Not a fucking lot. Even if semen is 100% glucose (which it isn't), the average volume (2-5 ml or a teaspoon) is so minuscule, even someone with brittle diabetes can have a good dose of semen per day and not have too much of a negative consequence.
What happened to the anon that started shaving his legs desu
truly pleb. this is my /britfeel/ gimmick
Don't live for them, live for yourself. Making your parents proud is a falacy.
Afterwards, depends on your situation. If you inherit a house or a decent ammount of money you should be fine. If not, choose the easy way out.
22. never had any real problems, the problmes started about 2-3 years ago. the first major problem i got was that for whatever fucking reason my short acting insulin (I'm using a pump so I'm on short acting insulin only and also got a brand new one recently so that can't be it) has started to act longer. when i inject shit before meals and use my usual delay, the glucose levels will skyrocket and hours later go down to normal or even lower. when i stop my pump the fucking insulin seems to last forever too. for whatever fucking reason my body is taking up the insulin slower than it used to and this leads to problems. i also tried using injection sites i have NEVER used before on my body but it's still the same shit.
i also asked my diabetologist about this but he only told me the usual shit which I already know.
That's not how anti-depressants work, they just make you feel a bit better and less stressed about your shitty life. They're no miracle cure, but now I can go to the shop without panicking about it for ages.
How can I live for myself when my dad pays for the roof over my head, the food I eat, and the utilities I use?
Dunno if I'm inheriting a house, but even then there's still food to buy and bills to pay.
because it's probably as qt as your legs
LOL shut the fuck up, if you think insulin pumps are shit then you either have no fucking idea what you're talking about or you are too dumb to use them. instead of spouting random ass claims, can you actually fucking explain why they are shit? are you that fucking retard from the last thread who thought that insulin pumps inject insulin on their own?
the reason why i got an insulin pump in the first place is because i have a very severe dawn syndrome and treating that with syringes is IMpossible. if i didn't have this pump my diabetes would be even shittier than it already is (well shitty is relative though, my fucking hba1c is still below 6.0 but IMO it's not fucking good enough. i know there are retards who'd say that's good but i say go fuck yourself, you either dont know shit about diabetes or are telling yourself lies to feel better about your shitty glucose levels).
and also, it's not like i haven't fucking TRIED using syringes. I did try it. and there was no fucking difference. I injected insulin manually via syringe into my arms, lower and upper stomach, ass, legs, fucking everywhere but the problem still persists: The fucking insulin needs TOO Long to start acting and acts too long.
Problem is I'm hoping, eventually, one day my parents realise shit hole council estates full of smackheads and alchys isn't the best place to live and will decide to sell the house. If you make a formal complaint to council you have to disclose it to any buyer when you sell the house which takes about 30k off the value.
That said I'm fairly sure at this point my parents plant to die here so if I can get them to admit that then yea I can put through a noise complaint.
lets tone down the whole thirsty homosexual thing yeh lads.
tbf Dara O'Brien is literally the best comic from the British & Irish Isles
Doesn't really say a lot seeing as most successful comedians in this country are Russel Howard/Brand/Jack Whitehall tier shit but still he is a funny guy.
people and gaychat and meet through steam now lad.
you can't just leave her to live out her days in a cardboardbox anon
>mfw a cyclist got his just desert
>British & Irish Isles
British Isles includes Ireland.
Great Britain and the Irish Isles I can understand, but you're missing some very important islands when talking about the whole of the British Isles, or even the UK.
>mfw someone enters a robot called 'The Potato Famine'
Ah right, that sounds shit mate sorry. Hopefully you'll find a solution or just 'grow out' of it like they did. Are you growing still or anything? Because theirs coincided with puberty and stuff when other hormones were unstable too. Have you had any tests for anything like that, maybe thyroid stuff? This will probably just be useless/stuff you've seen before (and i know it says type 2 but something might apply) idk hope it gets better for you
>being too retarded to read
LOL, what the fuck are you talking about you fatass? Actual responsibility? I got my own fucking place, a job, a car and other shit to take care of. and how the fuck is this a responsibility? I might as well just not give a fuck and eat whatever i want and just inject insulin approximately. i will fucking die one day anyways. so what fucking responsibility are you talking about.
and no, you have no fucking excuse asshole. type 2 diabetes is ENTIRELY your fault because your fucking fatass ate TOO much. The cause, as well as the CURE for type 2 diabetes AND the way to the fucking cure are all known and accessible to everyone.
Type 1 diabetes on the other had is incurable, the cause is unknown and all you can ever do is treat it which is fucking hard. So go fuck yourself, fatass.
yeah thanks though i do indeed already know about it, however dawn phenomenon has little to do with this. I'm really wondering why my insulin seems to act so slow, i am not a "slow" person or have a slow metabolism or anything, i am more the fast type ( i also metabolize drugs fast) so this is just weird
>Get phone call from PIP people
>Mum answers it and does all the questions for me
>Made me sound like an ultra retard who can't even use the microwave, for those extra bennies
Russell Howard is a cuck
remember him taking the piss out of alleged "racists" that claimed muslim rape gangs were active around the country.
yea funny muslamic rayguns Russel, go tell that one to the 1k+ fiddled kids in Rotherham alone
It's getting to me when a qt is on it who I could probably bond with. There was a gyal on the first episode that I fancied.
Why not sign up to first dates, bruv? If I can't find someone in 2 years time, I might do it.
Just look out for a mulatto with an afro who looks like David Haye