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JAN IS CROSSED OFF EDITION
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Poleaboo is making his presence known
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>>26230041
Thanks for that now can you kill yourself. pakifucking cunt
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>>26230016
Retail is one of the most applied to jobs mate.
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>>26229867
He's the poster boy of BBC comedy and it sums up perfectly why British comedy is so shit compared to American these days. BBC are only going to like comics who are clean and left leaning and safe and cuddly/sexy. It is no wonder Jim Jefferies had to go to the States.

It's amazing the contrast between this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhnkdTlbURI [Embed]

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fILpCqPBAiY [Embed]

It's like boys and men.

new therad
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>every new job I get has been even further away
Fuck sake this country stinks you should get paid for time traveling
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>i work in retail

Nope, you work in fucking Asda.
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might quit my job desu lads.

I want to take a month or two off to take some courses and try and get a proper job.
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Poleaboo had a "tray wash" "interview" at the "employment links centre"

He got there at 10am sharp, noticed there were 3 other people waiting too (A Pole without ID, a young fedora tipping gent who can't get a bank account despite being British and an ethnic looking chav called "Dean"

The "tray wash" job involves heavy machinery and 12 hour shifts
Didn't learn much more because there was no fucking point
The "interview" was just filling out a form that said you had ID and could work the hours

They only needed 4 men
4 guys just happened to turn up early, they got the jobs and we were put on "reserve"

an absolute piss take

Mentor was smiling and asked how it went (I apparently missed her calling my name repeatedly)
Tried to tell her what happened but she said she'd catch up with the guy

Felt bad disappointing her
Like her because she seems to care
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>>26230063
The European Court ruled that time you spend travelling to work is time spent working, and you must be paid for it.
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>>26230057
>American
>Comedy
Fuck off
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What memes haven't you seen for a long time lads?

I never did work out when was the appropriate context to post this one.
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>>26230080
Europe doesn't enforce laws unless its about bending over for the darkies
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nth for suicide
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>>26230099
haha, wow, you're so cool, anon!
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>>26230096
>meme'ing this hard

Fuck off
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>>26230080
Is this a ruse to try and get me to support europe?
If they actually did stuff like that their tyrannic empire might not be so bad
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>>26230127
your cherry picked american comedian isn't even good by our standards
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>>26230121
How was he being edgy?

Do people just quote random posts in random threads to use that meme?
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>>26230097
This brings me back. I was in school when this was a thing

heres one for you
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>>26230164
>he
not fooling anyone, kiddo
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>>26230077
>and 12 hour shifts
Sounds like hell. You dodged a bullet mate.
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>>26230134
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34210002

Not a ruse my friend, being a European state offers us many wonderful things.
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>>26230080
>The European Court ruled that time you spend travelling to work is time spent working, and you must be paid for it.

But that's only for a specific sub-set of jobs, and not for just commuting to work.
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>>26230206
It's better than being NEET

I need some pride
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Are there any Wiltshire lads here?
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>>26230232
12 hours a day washing up for minimum wage?

No, it's better being neet than that.
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>>26230210
Yeah of course that is work you retard. I'm not a home worker I have to go to an office to work. that rule applies to few people and almost all of them were being paid anyway

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29th for posting waifus
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>>26230077

You posted the exact same thing earlier, change the record and tell us about some nice steamy turds you have seen lately.
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>>26230287
Haven't done anything other than eat and play Hearthstone
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>>26230278

posting the gang.
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>>26230080

Typical Brussels trying to control Britain by making the slaves get paid for their 3 hour daily travelling.
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>>26230155
What are 'our' standards?

Bill Burr
Jim Jefferies
Louis CK
Doug Stanhope
Collin Quin
Joey Diaz
Dave Chapelle
Chris Rock

All funnier than Jack Whitehall, Russel Brand, Ricky Gervais, Russel Howard and friends

And that's only the living guys let alone

Carlin
Mitch Hedberg
Hicks
Patrice O'Neal

Also

>Amy Schumer

Yea nah I mean most women comics are fucking awful (including Tate by the way, her sketch show had some good characters though) but Schumer is on the next level of shit.

British comedy TV is generally funnier than American TV but when it comes to stand up American comics wipe the floor with the one's we have here.
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>>26230278
Just had some fajitas. Pretty good stuff desu
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>>26230313

>Louis C(uc)K

Nice try, but I noticed.
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>>26230313
I think it's time we had a return of the Pub Landlord
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>>26230278
I devote my life to her.
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>>26230306
They need to make a series where they grow up and get chad bf's.
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>>26230192
>everyone on 4chan is the same poster

Your memes are weak, kiddo
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>>26230314
i want to nibble on your fajitas
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>>26230259
Would probably change my tune after a month but neither 4 months straight of being NEET or a wageslave is desirable

>>26230313
>Bill Burr
>Jim Jefferies
>Louis CK
>Doug Stanhope
>Collin Quin
>Joey Diaz
Shit

>Dave Chapelle
Great

>Chris Rock
Good/OK

>when it comes to stand up
I like Frankie Boyle

The UK is the hottest scene to do standup, people flock here from all over the world
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>>26230336
GREAT BRITISH PINT
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>>26230155
Fucking hate Amy Schumer. Constantly does "my vagina" and "I'm a slut" joke, but when a teenage boy does the joke to her, she bitches about it to the media
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>>26230336
He went full lefty, his visage fell when people knew he was doing at as an ironic joke on people

He is a rich oxbridge wanker laughing at the working classes
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>>26230340
You devote your laifu to your waifu who happens to be Lisa Simpson?
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>>26230164

That's just one asian guy who says edgy anytime anyone says something negative about anyone who isn't white.
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>>26230372
pls stop senpai
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>>26230341
yeh, its called life. Jun is already my gf.
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>>26230365
>I like Frankie Boyle

Okay never mind you have terrible taste. Could have just said so.
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>>26230365
>Bill Burr
>shit

>Chris Rock
>Good/OK

lol, what a fucking cuck
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>>26230341
They can make an OVA in which I marry Azusa
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>>26230389
>cheating on your gf with azulad
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>>26230278
Here's my waifu~

>tfw completely shaved armpits

can't stop touching them desu~
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>>26230365
Sure but if you are going to get a job 12 hours a day is crazy. That's pretty much your entire fucking day.

You're living with your parents so you don't need to work crazy hours to pay bills or anything.
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>>26230406
post pic of your shaven boipussy
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>>26230260
No chance of darkies from being in Europe. Much migration comes from eastern European states.

Sadly though, not being in Europe would mean stronger immigration from commonwealth countries... such as India and Pakistan...
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>>26230396
It's stage presence/showmanship

White Americans don't have it, they're slow and come across as either fake or up themselves
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>>26230406
never shaved my armpits desu, care to let me feel?

>>26230405
everyone involved is happy with it.
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>>26230406
It is criminal that you are the only one that gets to touch your cleanly shaven armpits
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>>26230431
>everyone involved is happy with it.
>all this cuckery
>all this delusion

kill yourself
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>>26230405
Faggots can't into monogamous relationships.
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Shave tomorrow lads
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>>26230422
>White Americans don't have it, they're slow and come across as either fake or up themselves

So you've never watched half of the comedians listed then?
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>>26230416
I don't care, I need a reason other than getting a takeaway or signing on to leave the house

I'm bouncing off the walls
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>>26230421
What about germany's latest 1000000 criminals?
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>>26230445
I have and they all fit that description, I like standup so I wanted to find someone to like but none of them did it for me
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>>26230422
White comedians have to be funny

Black comedians have to be black. Whites will laugh out of guilt, and niggers will laugh because >muh solidarity whilst jumping up and down in their seats and not being able to keep their hands still
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>>26230440
Are you new? They both use their preferred character to avatarfag for attention. In reality they're utter gayboys.
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>>26230462
>>26230421
Put those edges away, kids, someone might get hurt
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>>26230448
Volunteer or something. Go the an animal shelter and ask if you can walk a dog. I know some let people walk dogs. Something to do for half an hour with a doggu.
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>>26230442
I sincerely hope every single person in that picture gets ass cancer
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>>26230470
>White comedians have to be funny
No they don't, they just have to pander to lefties by mocking the right wing.
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>>26230484
>I can't handle the bants
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>go to some uni society games night alone
>end up in a group with two guys who know each other from before and a bulgarian qt who also came alone
>the two guys don't really care about us two, chat with the qt for like two hours
>she's shy but cute, a bit awkward maybe, but we share similar interests
>a guy comes up with a bag filled with paper slips, tells everyone to take one
>my slip has 3 on it, hers has 7.
>we end up in different groups
>my group is really boring, just generic chads and stacies
>after the official events are over, see the bulgarian qt chatting with some "nerd", as in those 5/5 chads with hipster glasses who say they're nerdy because they play mario
>she pays no attention to me whatsoever after that
>later see her and nerd chad leaving the bar together

LIFE IS SUFFERING
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>>26230479
nerd-gayboys
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>Black comedians have to be black. Whites will laugh out of guilt, and niggers will laugh because >muh solidarity whilst jumping up and down in their seats and not being able to keep their hands still

Go watch Dave Chapelles two shows, they're both on Youtube and both good
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>>26230492
Poleaboo was bitten by a dog when he was younger, hence he has a fear of them

Not sure if Rochdale even has a animal shelter
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>>26230365
Anon is a cocksucker
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>>26230479
I can use a trip if you want to filter me bby
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>>26230510
She was a qt, you never stood a chance with her, she was just being polite
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>>26230462
Once they've fondled their way through France and across the channel I can imagine they will be extremely disappointed with our women who follow Sharia.
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>>26230511
Goes without saying init? You don't post anime girls to delude yourself about the other posters appearance if you actually like men.
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>>26230546
This.

Don't mistake politeness for attraction.
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>>26230510
>Falling for the menstruating Jew
lad
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>>26230523
That was just an example. There's other shit you can do if you don't want to stay inside all day.
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>>26230523
>Paki propaganda about dogs being beasts
Leave it out, Amir.
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>>26230546
She wasn't your average slag, and I've found that foreign students tend to be more.. how should I say it... nice?

I'm just disappointed, the night would've gone so much better if I had gotten a 7 as well.
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>>26230638
>I've found that foreign students tend to be more.. how should I say it... nice?

It's because they are in a foreign country so don't want to offend and want to fit in with the locals. They are still normal young 20 year olds who care about looks and sex.
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>>26230638
Poleaboo thought the same thing, he was wrong, accept what he's telling you and expel that whore from your mind

>>26230604
With the anxiety it's hard to leave the house anyway, a purpose like a job gives me the push I need
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>>26230617

DogISIS
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>>26230638
You would have been able to sit there as geek-chad and she shut you out of their conversation, while you sit awkwardly on the side waiting for the perfect moment to say something.
You'd be witnessing your cucking in real time.
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>>26230617
The attack happen at school
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>>26230638
They're nice because they're properly behavioured foreigners. How about you give them the same pleasure instead of deciding you can use this to prey on her?
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>>26230278

>AA cup waifu in a show otherwise filled with enormous cowtits
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>>26230278

95th for sakurako best waifu
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>>26230638
Poleaboo wants you to get revenge in the only way possible..........................
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>>26230668
I guess so... It feels awful, why must it be like this?
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>>26230313
>when it comes to stand up American comics wipe the floor with the one's we have here

We have Tim Vine.

No other country can compete.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws&list=PLfvUBJtPEKioc1aZSUiPocLtda-4iU32n
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who /smokingweedalonetoforgetaboutlife/ here?
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>Not rating Kevin Bridges
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>>26230237
Wiltshire headlines are wild today m8 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-35484085
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>>26230057
>tfw no Frankie Boyle to tell us about rapeugees
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>>26230442
Is that an r9k skype group....?
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>had a fap
>had a beer
>watched an episode of Dagvaktin
>it's only 10

Having an extremely productive evening so far desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4tcRlHY-3Q

IS there a more /r9k/ song senpaitachi?
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>>26230916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO3IG-oRpis
Its this for me senpai
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1454531909453.webm
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>>26230907
tinychat i think
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>Cameron failed to stop EU migrants from claiming benefits
>EU migrants can claim child benefits for children back in their home country at the expense of the British taxpayer

What a flop
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>>26231062
>begs for almost nothing
>gets even less
>proclaims victory
Fucking shit scum
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>>26230313

>Bill Burr

the only person in that list who isn't a cunt.

>Louis CK

like a really really shit Stewart Lee

>Jim Jefferies

not american. a hack.

>Doug Stanhope

He's good senpai.

The rest are niggers.

Face it, the best American comedians only look good against the worst British comedians (that you kindly name).
>Jack Whitehall, Russel Brand, Ricky Gervais, Russel Howard
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>>26231158
Name good British comedians

You can't
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>>26231062
They have children, why does it matter where they are? The parent is still financialy responsible for them
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>>26231203
David Mitchell
Frankie Boyle
Alan Carr
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>>26231218
>The parent is still financialy responsible for them
What a reckless and hateful dangerous thing to say, you should be murdered in the name of anti fascism senpai.

How dare you think the state is not the true mother and father to us all, you capitalist scum, we all belong to europe
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>>26231218
Because neither the parents or children are British
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>>26231243
>David Mitchell
"i'm awkward lol"
>Frankie Boyle
"everyone is racist and everything is shit lol"
>Alan Carr
"i'm gay lol"

All Joe Brand-tier
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>>26231243
>you can't

Like I said
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>>26231218
>Destroy your passport
>Claim to be Sheik Mohammed Bin Mohammed with 50 kids in Kurjistan
>Pocket 800 billion bongers a week
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>>26231261
So? Your issue was where the kids are located
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>>26231262
>"i'm gay lol"

That's actually bollocks. He very, very rarely does gay jokes. Because he's camp, people assume he does.
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>>26231218
If they're financially responsible for the kid, why did they leave their kid alone in a country that's at war (these are refugees, after all)?
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>>26231243

>not a comedian
>not British
>troll answer
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>>26231266
We're talking about EU migrants, retard
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>>26231284
*thoughtless mumbling*

stop being a racist you facist
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>>26231291
Alan Carr's standup show is solid
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>>26231284
>bring kid with you on dangerous illegal journey where you're likely to be trafficked or killed, never mind a child

>leave them with refugee aid workers until you reach a safe, civilised country and have your kid flown here by the UN under family reunification rules

Gee, I wonder which one better for the kid
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>>26231308
>Be shitskin
>Go to sweden
>Rape a few six year olds
>"Here's your Swedish passport, you're an EU migrant and can live where you want now"
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>>26231284
See >>26231308

>>26231278
If they're not in Britain they're not our responsibility
If they're not British they have no right to British benefits
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>>26230853
Wow. A truly dangerous place to live
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>>26230916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbYCaASxYo0
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>>26231330

Benefit of the doubt, are you sure you don't have him confused with Jimmy Carr?
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>>26231203
Peter Kay
Jimmy Carr
Jon Richardson
Steve Coogan
Lee Evans
Ricky Gervais
Jack Dee
Lee Mack

And the legend that is Tommy Cooper, RIP.
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>>26231335
>>26231344
You /pol/ retards can ruin any conversation can't you?

I'm guessing you genuinely didn't know what an EU migrant was
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>>26231355
>If they're not in Britain they're not our responsibility
You're right, they're the parent's responsibility. Us giving benefits to those who qualify is our responsibility though.

>If they're not British they have no right to British benefits
They're not British benefits, they'e EU benefits based on British legislation and policy.
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Got arrested on Friday, lads. Conditional bail for two weeks. Could be worse desu.
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>>26231391
Welcome to the poleaboo lifestyle
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>>26231373

You missed out Stewart Lee senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd4FfNpYxF0
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>>26231355
See >>26231344

Slartibartfast
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>>26231373
Yeah, Peter Kay is solid

>>26231371
No, Alan, it's he has the one stand up show that's been repeated on Channel 4 a few times
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>>26231379
You libcucks can ruin any conversation can't you?

I'm guessing you genuinely didn't know what immigration is
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>>26231413
You're either underage or actually retarded, don't know why you feel the need to force the migrant crisis into every discussion
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>>26231411
>I'll keep saying again and again until you vote green, over and over again
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>>26230794

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HoCwhlA80
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>>26231391
Poleaboo would like some details
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>>26231449
You're either underage or actually retarded, don't know why you can't just respond to my argument properly
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>finished uni did decentish
>have a little bit of money in savings
>live in norn iron
>no real decent jobs beside call centers
>want to move no clue where

Where should I anons, I'm tempted to go anywhere and was legit thinking anywhere mainland or even canada.

>tfw you have that feeling you just want to get away.
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>>26231158
>Face it, the best American comedians only look good against the worst British comedians (that you kindly name).

I named the most famous/popular British comedians. Just so you know I'm not an American doing muh patriotism, the American brand of stand up is just better. Which is why I mentioned Jefferies, he couldn't get big in England cause he's not soft enough for the BBC so he had to go the States where he style is more suited.

Also, you can't just call people niggers as a genuine argument. Especially when most of them literally are not.

>>26231373
>Peter Kay
>Jimmy Carr
>Lee Evans
>Ricky Gervais

The rest are funny but not as good as guys like Burr, Jefferies or CK.
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>>26231516
Fuck off, normie bitchh
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>>26231539
What?

It's American comedians who are soft
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>>26231572
>It's American comedians who are soft

Explain what you mean by this.

I don't see how any of the American comics named ITT are soft compared to the average set by anyone on Live at The Apollo?
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>>26231391
Poleaboo's long lost brother.
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>>26231477
"Threats to kill" apparently. But it was back in October, and to my psychiatrist in confidentiality, so this whole thing is bs imo.
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>>26230916
scrubs is great
why the fuck did they take it off netflix
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>>26230448
I thought you were thanking wagecucks for your bennies to buy ps4 games a few months ago? Now you want to become a dishwasher?
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>>26231674
>cherrypicking
Frankie Boyle has courted plenty of controversy
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>>26231690
>psychiatrist in confidentiality
They have to tell the police if you talk about harming yourself or others. Even if it's just fantasy or dreams and shit.
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>>26231158
>Bill Burr

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THIS TIME I WAS ARGUING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND?
FUCKIN' UNBELIEVABLE
THIS BITCH IS GOING ON ABOUT HOW SHE WANTS SOME SHITTY HANDBAG FROM THE STORE
FUCKIN' UNBELIEVABLE
I'M JUST STOOD THERE LIKE "HEY, WHO'S MONEY YOU USING TO BUY THIS?"
FUCKIN' UNBELIEVABLE

I actually do like him though, he just follows a lot of the same patterns in his stand up
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>>26230916
>>26230963
>>26231359

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMyDK3VHYPw

Fuck off robot
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>>26230278
Fuck off you stupid weeb cunts. You make me ashamed of my country.
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>>26231703
Poleaboo feels it got repetitive and boring after S3

Looking back it's even worse, every episode had that 5 minute moral lesson at the end, such a buzzkill
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>>26231561
I'm far from normie anon

khv with anxiety/depression

don't be a faggot about helping out
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>>26231764
thank you for the input friend.
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>>26231728
Okay... that's one person and most of his act trying to be controversial for controversies sake.
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>>26231791
You went to uni, you're a normie
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>>26231703
My fucking nigga

Scrubs got me into Colin Hay and he's top 5 for me ever since. Rewatching Scrubs for the 6th time atm
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>>26231516
Japan, it's the promised land for robots.
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>>26231728
>replied with literally explain how American comics are softer compared to British comics
>hurr cherry picking
>names one comic back in retort
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>>26231764
>not always being ashamed of your country because you're a part of it
Fuck off mate
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>>26231819
Give an example of an American being controversial/not PC

We both know of all the shit Frankie Boyle has said over the years
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>>26231832
well you're still my friend even if thats the case
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>>26231855
You're the one who started off claiming British comedians were softer
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>>26231855
Chubby Brown
Jimmy Carr
Billy Connolley

Don't be dense lad / Fuck off Bob
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>>26231866
>Give an example of an American being controversial/not PC

In that Bill Burr set I posted at the beginning of this thread he talks about pedophilia, black people being better at sports because of slavery, you should be able to hunt stupid people to solve the population problem, hitting women and not wanting to see gay guys kiss

Just off the the top of my head some of the most outrageous and funny things I can remember hearing from other comics was Jim Norton's 'Monster Rain' story about sucking his friend's dick on a regular basis when he was 8 years old and Louis CKs story about shoveling shit out of his daughter's vagina.

I don't think you would hear any of the at on the BBC.
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>>26231766
i can sort of understand where you were coming from, but it was always able to produce a kek and hold my interest. you can only do so much 20mins at a time

>>26231838
scrubs was always the one program i could watch with my dad. all the other stuff he watches is all this intensive drama stuff that you need to watch from the beginning that i just can't commit to
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>>26231855
Bernard Manning

Probably the greatest British comedian there was.
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>>26231976
That's just edgy teenager shit.....oh
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>>26231976
>you should be able to hunt stupid people to solve the population problem
lol so wacky.
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>>26231999
I love his sandwich turkey it's fucking delicious.
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>>26231976
Sound like reddit: the comedian

>peadophillia
That's pretty standard

>black people are good at sports
Cuck

>hunt stupid people
Pandering reddit tier
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For some still sucking on there tho row tor and proton on your mouth.
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>>26231900
Yes, because in general they are...

>>26231939
>Chubby Brown

Fair shout

>Jimmy Carr

Not a fan desu don't find him that funny

>Billy Connelley

Yea obviously he's a legend

Point is though on the whole you look at the top comics in the States and the brand of comedy that is the promoted then you look at the top comics here and the fact is the top comics here are guys like Russel Howard, Jack Whitehall, Ricky Gervais whose style is vanilla compared to American top comics.

I'm not saying all British comics are shit so no need to get defensive and patriot about it, like I said I'm British too, just prefer the more gritty style of American comics.
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>>26232067
>>26232018
>>26232020
>says the people who were arguing for Frankie Boyle

Okay lads, have fun with your blind patriotism. As bad as the yanks desu.
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>>26231976
Yank spotted. Fuck off.
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>>26232142
>Ricky Gervais is vanilla
>The whole US got triggered by him in 2016

Yeah buddy, no.
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>>26232200
>>26232249
Why is it you can say anything without offending people about Britain ie 'fuck the Queen', 'shit teeth', 'go drink tea' , but as soon as someone says British comics aren't the best in the world everyone goes full on American tier 'WE'RE NUMBER 1' patriotism?
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Bernard Manning was great........they i found out he was a kike.
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>>26232142
>American comedy
>gritty

lmao
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>>26232133
>how do you go into the art fuck a horse and not be bonsai but a barny fan

Pics of bareny
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>>26232270
Because you're wrong
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Redpill me on Bonsai
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>>26232270
I actually love all 'racial slurs' against the uk.
The french call us 'ros beef' because they think we eat delicious beef Sunday roasts

Oh and Limeys, you mean how the british understood nutrition and stopped our sailors from becoming retarded shits like yours?

keep them inferior tears coming bro
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>>26232337
>>26232342
Okay lads, like I said, enjoy your blind patriotism.

>>26232384
He posts nonsense posts because he thinks it will make a good character but literally no one cares.
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>>26232270

Just pointing out a clearly retarded point senpai, stop being so sensitive.
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>>26232422
Poleaboo wouldn't consider himself a patriot
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>>26232412
>Oh and Limeys, you mean how the british understood nutrition and stopped our sailors from becoming retarded shits like yours?
>keep them inferior tears coming bro

Mate... I'm from fucking Somerset. I just don't get ass blasted when people prefer comics from other countries.
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>>26232412

>ros beef

confirmed for failing GCSE french.

Its les rosbifs
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>>26232449
Like I said mate there is nothing wrong with blind patriotism, good luck with it.
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>>26232452
Then fuck off back to Iran.
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>>26232384
Bonsai is a small redwood
<this is bonsai>
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BEBO PICS PRICKS
>Brooklyn
>Golden_Pheniox
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>>26232422
>patriotism
>british comedy is objectively better than us comedy

Enjoy your Big Bang Theory... bazinga
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>>26232452
Then go back where you came from
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>>26232530
>Big Bang Theory is stand up comedy

Stupid and patriotic. Makes sense.
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>>26232470
I actually got a B mate, it was just a lot of alcohol ago
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>>26232552
>moving the goalposts when you get btfo

Makes sense.
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>dad took my last donut
Feels pretty fucking shit lads.
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>>26232571
>moving the goal posts
>I literally said British comedy TV is better than American earlier in the conversation but American stand up comics are better

You really are a spastic aren't you?
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>>26232452
Still fuming at this post.
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>>26232638
We know what you said mate. And it's wrong.
American "comedy" is puerile.

British comedy is more refined, a more intellectual appreciation is required. Knowledge of arts, history, politics and geography.

It's not as easy as saying "weed" or "bazinga" to get a laugh from British audiences.
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>>26232626
You know what you have to do.

Go out and buy more donuts.
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>>26230008
Where is the best place to buy cheap booze? B&M is pretty good, but I've already bought a shitload this weekend from my local store and I'm beginning to look like an alcoholic, where else can I go.
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>>26232690
two words

"funny people"

use that film to undermine american comdey
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>>26232690
>muh blind patiortism

Like I said, good luck kiddo
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>>26231203

Chubby Brown
Bobby Thompson
Billy Connolly

Modern UK standups are shit though, the US wipe the floor with us in that department. UK standups these days are soft as fuck. Plebs think people like Frankie Boyle are blue.
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>>26230313
She used to make me laugh.
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>>26232422
>He posts nonsense posts because he thinks it will make a good character but literally no one cares.

At first I assumed it was someone who had made a script or bot that generated nonsense text somehow by chopping up and recombining other 4chan posts, some of the posts seemed to read like that.
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>>26232690
>British comedy is more refined, a more intellectual appreciation is required. Knowledge of arts, history, politics and geography.

Name a recent British comedy where that is even half true.

We made some great stuff but we haven't in a long time.
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>>26232748
>At first I assumed it was someone who had made a script or bot that generated nonsense text somehow by chopping up and recombining other 4chan posts, some of the posts seemed to read like that.

You might be right actually. The other day part of his post was something someone had said to me ITT before and I recognised it because when they said it it really made me laugh.
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>>26232748
He is from Sheeky forums.
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>>26232384
Watch 'Bonsai: The Prunable Jew' by Ben Garrison
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>>26232665
Poleaboo considered himself patriotic at one point, a UKIP voter, even thought of joining the army

But patriotism didn't do anything for him, in fact it was humiliating, so he dropped it
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>>26232740
Dara obrein

>0bitor's
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>>26232763
Brian Pern

You can let yourself out.
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Why is this miserable island so fucking grey?
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>>26232626
>donut
Yank OUT
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>>26232783
What is the deal with Sheeky forums? I thought it was just one of those website that copied posts from other websites? I can't even remember why it was those websites existed in the first place, but I remember and /x/ threads from years ago where there was loads with posts from the threads on the board. Was weird shit.
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>>26232805
There's no Princes to inject pink dye into us
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>>26232799
Humiliating how?
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>>26232804
>Brian Pern

What's his best stand up special?
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>>26232716
asda if you can get the reduced stuff before all the foreigners do
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https://www.petticoated.com

Site if someone is looking for a new fap
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Does anyone still use talcum powder?
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>>26232799
>Didn't get the memo
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>>26232805

The grey doesn't bother me. The overcrowding does.

Canada is bigger than the entirety of Europe, yet we have double it's population. I have no idea how that doesn't bother more people.

A house over there would be split into three if it was built over here.

>captcha: select all the images with a House
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>>26232824
They copy content/statistics from other sites so they can show advertisers how active their site is and get money IIRC.
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>>26232853
Is your stupidity an act?
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>>26232848
Because it's just fucking stupid

>hurr I'm going to live vicariously through people that happened to be born in the same place as me whose achievements I have nothing to do with but will brag about as if they were my own

I mean, the whole concept is pretty cringe worthy.
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>>26232804
>a more intellectual appreciation is required. Knowledge of arts, history, politics and geography.

Lists a middle of the road spoof.
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>>26232848
Paki UKIP voter who hates immigrants whose only friends were leftists

>>26232870
Canada is a barren wasteland like Oz

>>26232864
This is how people viewed Poleaboo
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>>26232885
No, was just drawing the attention towards yours

>discussing stand up comics
>names people who aren't stand up comics

YGSIU
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>>26232905
Do you like Fallout games Poleaboo?
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>>26232905
>Canada is a barren wasteland like Oz

Better that than over populated mess we have here.

Last time I was in Toronto I passed fewer people in a week than I do here in a small town over a weekend. It's so fucking depressing.
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>>26232892
>is recent
>doesn't tell you when to laugh with a laugh track

Back to 2 and half men for you I guess.
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>>26232963
5 is great. The others are primitive.
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Who else /yorkshiretiltheydie/ here?
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>>26232921
We aren't discussing comics but comedy, try to keep up kid.
And if you don't know who, or in this case what, something is, you should look it up before commenting.
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>>26232992
>tfw realizing I might spend my entire life in Hull
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>>26232963
Never played one

Don't like WRPGs though
It's the lack of structure, prefer JRPGs where everything is clear, the order of things to do and everything being unmissable, obvious upgrade paths
>>
REEEEE STOP THIS SHIT COMIC ARGUMENT REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26232990
>FO
>FO2
>FOT
>FO:BoS
>FO3

Fallout 3 is shit though. Unless you're so autistic you can't even get your own unique numbering system to match up properly.
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>>26232977
>overpopulated
That's called being developed (as it's more efficient), it's where everyone is heading
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>>26233044
It's ended
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>>26233071
>developed
like india or mexico?
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>>26233030
>Not wanting free exploration
You're a mad man.
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>>26230278

[dunununuuu dunununuuu intensifies]
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>>26232983
>literally no one in this entire discussion has been talking about Ameican TV shows vs British TV shows
>Clearly closes the stand up debate
>hurr durr no ur wrong cus TV shows

Mate we all know British comedy TV shows have always been better Monty Python, Fawlty Towers. The Comic Strip, Blackadder, The Young Ones, Bottom, Brass Eye, The Fast Show, Peep Show, the list is endless. Stop trying to make yourself sound clever but arguing the fucking obvious.

You got btfo in the original discussion, which was about stand up comedy, and you need to just accept that and stop posting, not try to gain some kind of moral victory that will let you lay your fat head down on your pillow and sleep peacefully once you close the laptop.
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>>26232983
>>doesn't tell you when to laugh with a laugh track

Is that honestly your benchmark for high brow humour? Lots of comedies don't have laugh tracks, it doesn't make them better.
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>>26233020
Sweet god i'm from hull as well senpai, you east or west?
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>>26232992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4YJVpQG8Y8
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Some top guy who works for my company's big American competitor looked at my LinkedIn profile earlier but didn't say anything.

I never knew anything important could actually come of them so I never maintained it properly, was this him scouting me and seeing I didn't give a shit so I blew it?
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>>26233125
If it's got a laugh track it's bottom of the barrel, like the majority of American comedies.
Stand up too, for all intents and purposes, has a laugh track with the addition of an audience.

Have you ever listened to a comedian do a routine in front of nobody? It really shows how dire it is.
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>>26233126
East Hull mato, a little bit outside these days.
what about you?
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>>26233071
>it's where everyone is heading

No one of worth. Why stay here and pay over the odds for a house the size of a wardrobe and a car the size of a go kart when you could at least attempt to escape to the colonies.
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>>26233162
>Have you ever listened to a comedian do a routine in front of nobody? It really shows how dire it is.

Listen to better comedians mate
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>tfw these degenerates represent my uni, apparently

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Mother of the Spartley Spooligans talks to the Daily Mail about the Zika virus

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3429699/Mother-daughters-9-14-rare-condition-linked-Zika-virus-insists-lead-normal-lives-despite-weighing-just-42lbs-combined.html?ito=embedded
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>>26233113
>Monty Python
>Fawlty Towers

Stopped reading there. That's literally plebbit tier cuck humour. You may as well include Dad's Army in that list of tripe.
The discussion was about comedy, not comics. Pay attention to the damn thread before talking to me you jumped up little cunt.
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>>26233162
>If it's got a laugh track it's bottom of the barrel

>Father Ted
>Alan Partridge

hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>26233196
Jesus the people who do this sort of shit are annoying, knew people in my year who did a naked calendar and it was only the most annoying twats who went for it.

Pretending they were ugly but really wanting everyone to praise them.
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>>26233162

You haven't explained how it lives up to the calibre you presented. You simply think it does because it doesn't have a laugh track. It's Spinal Tap put into a mini-series, apart from Spinal Tap did it first and it's a damn sight funnier.
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>>26233196
Why are they all naked with gay flags?
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>>26233162
Black Adder had a laughter track. Lots of old british comedies do. We can't use that to put down american ones.

I hate laughter tracks. I hate them so much. Seriously damages the show.
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>>26233165
Same here, near Holderness road, i don't think it's that bad really. Can get a bit grim if you go up near Preston road though.
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>>26233233
It doesn't need to do anything except be a good recent comedy. Your claim was countered and your buttocks have been left in ruins.
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>>26233196
the chick sat on that one dudes lap is a fuckin beauty
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>>26233216
>Fawlty Towers
>pleb

Haha okay kiddo.

As for Month Python, personally not a fan but to denouncing it's importance is like denouncing The Beatles importance. You'd literally have to be underage to do it.

>The discussion was about comedy, not comics. Pay attention to the damn thread before talking to me you jumped up little cunt.

It was about comics, I know because I started it. You then proceeded to get btfo and are now literally trying to argue anything so you can be 'right' over the internet. Nice try though kiddo, you best get off to bed now, don't want to be tired for class tomorrow.
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>>26233207
>normal lives
They're not even alive by human standards.
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>>26233267
wanna be grim shithole friends?
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>>26233242
They're all LGBTQUIOPYBG+ fags

>>26233232
Agreed, far right girl is pretty qt though and you can just about see nip
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>>26233271

You claimed that it:

>>a more intellectual appreciation is required. Knowledge of arts, history, politics and geography.

Being good doesn't mean it requires any of the above.
>>
FUCKING

SHUT UP

FUCK OFF TO /TV/

FUCKING HELL YOU ABSOLUTE KEKS
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>>26233296
There's a difference between culturally significant and actually good.
It's sad you can't tell this difference.
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>>26233326
NO, BRING /TV/ HERE
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>>26233101
It's a good idea on paper, like NPCs with voice actors but I just read their meaningless dialogue instead to save time
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>>26233317
>They're all LGBTQUIOPYBG+ fags

I don't get it. Why does this mean they have to be naked with a flag? That doesn't seem very beneficial to their cause at all... maybe even the opposite.
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>>26233307
Why not? it might even be possible we've already crossed paths and not even realised
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>>26233323
It's good by British standards (this means it is automatically better than 90% of American "comedy"), and requires a knowledge of the music industry and political history.
Try watching it won't you? You might surprise yourself.

It was just a recent example, which you asked for. It's being recent more relevant than the actual subject matter.
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>>26233347
It is funny how you've gone from moving the goal posts in an effort to be 'right' on the internet to just completely abandoning everything and hoping if you just keep shitposting we'll leave you alone so you can 'win'
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Spooky
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>>26233136
>tfw even devvo is getting serious on the social commentary lark

these are truly the end times
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>>26233296
>denouncing it's importance is like denouncing The Beatles importance.
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>>26233359
post email hull senpai
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Sleep well anons, I hope you can dream about you're waifu tonight.
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>>26233381
>requires a knowledge of the music industry and political history.
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>>26233357
>I don't get it. Why does this mean they have to be naked with a flag? That doesn't seem very beneficial to their cause at all... maybe even the opposite

That college is the most self-indulgent and wanky, which by Oxford standards is truly saying something.

They put a naked calendar out every year for some reason.
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>>26233393
It's funny how you've gone from refusing to comment on it at all and instead try to deflect with something irrelevant.

British comedy > American comedy

Attempt to prove me wrong or leave.
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>>26233444
I wouldn't want to dream about being my waifu, I'm really rough with her
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>>26233405
Yea, honestly, I liked life better when Devvo made songs about Yorkshire like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vj9IY0Z5AY
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>>26233381
>It's good by British standards (this means it is automatically better than 90% of American "comedy")

Mate, we've made some great stuff, but we've also made some absolute shite. America makes bollocks like Friends and the Big Bang Theory and we make shit like the IT Crowd and Two Pints of Lager. We have yet to make a sitcom in the same league as Frasier.
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What drugs can I take to stop myself from dreaming?
I really can't bear waking up after such good dreams.
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>>26233444
>Tfw of the two times I've dreampt of my waifu the first time I woke up just before I could tell her I love her and in the second she died
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>>26233409
y-you first

orginality pls
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>>26233500
Weed suppresses dreams. I've had maybe half a dozen in the last 5 years.
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>>26233488
IT crowd is good

>Fraiser GOAT
You're just an Ameriboo
>>
Important poll lads

http://strawpoll.me/6721062
http://strawpoll.me/6721062
http://strawpoll.me/6721062
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>>26233534
>IT crowd is good

Yea *laugh track* it really *laugh track* is go- *laugh track and cheers* -od
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>>26233476
Mate we've already been through this

American stand ups > British stand ups

That was the original argument, you got btfo in it, that is fine at least you learnt something no shame there.

But then rather than take your loss and move on you decided to start arguing that

British Comedy series > American Comedy series

Which I personally agree with. So then you started arguing about Monty fucking Python...?

Sort it out.
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>>26233537
Poleaboo voted 2, he is content with his height and teeth
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>>26233527
Ok email me then

[email protected]
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>>26233534
m8 watching frasier and everybody loves raymond on channel 4/5 in the morning is maximum comfy
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>>26233534
>IT crowd is good

It's the UK equivalent of the Big Bang Theory. It's shit. I bet you think Black Books is funny.
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>>26233579
Frasier is, Everybody Loves Raymond is dire. Comfy background music though.
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>>26233544
>Nice glasses
>Thing about Arsenal is that they always try and walk it in
>every line by Chris Morris
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>>26233500
SSRIs bruv :^)
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>>26233537
I have no expectations. I am the special snowflake who defies your poll.
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>>26233574
You're so cute, poleaboo
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>>26233582
It's nowhere near comparable, Big Bang theory is a kids show
>>
Speaking of comedies, how come we haven't ever made an animated one. I can't think of any, anyway. The US has loads, you would think we would have had a go once or twice.

King of the Hill is GOAT by the way.
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>>26233582
>It's the UK equivalent of the Big Bang Theory. It's shit. I bet you think Black Books is funny.

Please be shitposting senpai
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>>26233582
IT Crowd had its moments but was ruined by a horrible laugh track.
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>>26233621
You're lying but thanks anyway
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>>26233640
Monkey dust?
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>>26233556
We weren't talking abotu stand ups, but you're still wrong.

Let's take a look at the best American stand ups: Katt Williams, Amy Schumer, Trevor Noah, Adam Sandler.
Not much talent, not very funny. Even comparing them to middle of the road British stand ups like Ricky Gervais, Benny Hill, Stewart Lee... you quickly realise that Americans can't even come close to the level of sophistication or wit employed by Brits.
And why would they? American comedians only need to appeal to people whose culture consists of hamburgers and guns.
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>>26233637
>Big Bang theory is a kids show

As is the IT crowd, it's awful.
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>>26233537
6 masterrace reporting in.

A 6 on /r9k/ is like an 11 in the normiesphere.
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>>26233640
>animated
For what purpose?

>>26233662
It aired at 10pm, if was good, traditional British comedy
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>>26233659
Oh, I totally forgot about Monkey Dust. Yeah, that was brilliant. Scary how accurate an image of Britain it paints.
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>>26233640
>King of the Hill is GOAT by the way.
Ultimate truth.

Great characters. Had some characters you love to hate, who were made with it in mind that they are terrible, terrible people.

I still hate Peggy.
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>>26233671
Fellow 6
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>>26233574
Pakipoo always chooses number 2
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>>26233510
that's really sad kohai.
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>>26233660

At least name some decent British comedians if you're going to continue this arguement.
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>>26233196
>tfw no right girl gf to slut it up on my lap
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>>26233684
What does the time it aired have to do with the quality?
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>>26233582

>he doesn't aspire to be bernard black
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>>26233718
At least read my post if you're going to respond with passive aggressive comments after getting blown THE FUCK out.
You're a snivelling wretch of a cumstain.
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>>26233578
ok then m8
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>>26233700
Let's go out and get some puss lad.

Oh wait, we're only 6s....

Well, at least we're qts by britfeel standards
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>>26233660
>We weren't talking abotu stand ups,

We literally were

>Let's take a look at the best American stand ups: Katt Williams, Amy Schumer, Trevor Noah, Adam Sandler.

We've literally just had this discussion... Look I'll help you. I started the discussion in the last thread by saying I prefer American stand ups, someone replied British stand ups are better, to which I made this post>>26230057 at the start of this thread comparing Russel Howard to Bill Burr.

In the end the British comics side of the debate got btfo. I am not going to have that discussion with you again so you can try to 'win' because the discussion already took place literally in this thread, so all you need to do is read the thread for it, we don't need to go over the whole thing again to appease your autism.

Also if you honestly believe the people you named are the best American stand up you shouldn't even be discussing comedy.
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>>26233750
>It's angry anon

Suddenly the autism and rage is explained.
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>>26233780
>Russel Howard is bad so all British comedians are

That was your argument. I explained you were wrong multiple times and rephrased this but you still don't get it.
You got told, you got upset, you got a little mad. But it's ok, it's over now.
I hope you understand that British comedy, and its comedians, are far superior to their lukewarm American counterparts.
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I used to rule the world...
k
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>>26233660
>Even comparing them to middle of the road British stand ups like Ricky Gervais, Benny Hill, Stewart Lee... you quickly realise that Americans can't even come close to the level of sophistication or wit employed by Brits.
>And why would they? American comedians only need to appeal to people whose culture consists of hamburgers and guns.

Are you literally autistic? Or just underage?
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>>26233749

I know someone who does. She's a lonely, used up 32 year old woman who lives with her parents and self publishes shitty horror fiction.

That's the type of person who thinks Black Books is funny.
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>>26233845
>trying to rewrite what is clearly visible in this thread

Mate, you got mad and resorted to blind patriotism which I said is fine. And it is. So good luck.

And like I said you shouldn't be talking about comedy in the first place if you think Amy Schumer and Adam Sandler are good...
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I suppose arguing about standups makes a change from arguing about bennies.
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Current comfiness level of discussion in this ITT:
3/10
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I hope you're all aware you're fucking attention seeking normies who have ruined /britfeel/ for another fucking night. Well done you obsessive cunts, hope you enjoyed the (You(s. Fucking hell, normies out
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>normal flatmates shouting
>all I want to do is sleep
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>>26233907
It's just two guys from the steam chat, they organise these arguments to ruin the place.
Tomorrow we will probably be back to pakis and them raping children.
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>>26233907
>>26233909
Tbf this is much comfier than the Islam vs EDL arguments we have had lately.

The guys arguing the British side are about as patriotic as the EDL boys though.
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>>26233907
>>26233909
>>26233919


Can we argue about who makes the best mummyfu?

I vote Gemma Arterton 2bh.
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>>26233874

sounds like a similar level of success to most robots desu
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>>26233950

Just fuck off normie for fucks sake
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Let's shake things up.

What is the best British comedy film and why is it Withnail & I?
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>>26233940
who exactly lad? or are you just trying to stir up arguments.
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>>26233955
It's got to be Holly.
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>>26233897
Must be nice to be able to ignore the post and come out with some generic insult. Not even bothering to put forward why you think American comedy is decent, let alone on par with British comedy.
There's not been any discussion on your part, only weak insults and "I've already said it".

Boring mate, you're done here. Get out.
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>>26233955

Rachel Weisz for sure
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>>26233974
Clockwise
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>>26233974
Hot Fuzz tbqhwyl
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>>26233955
>Gemma Arterton
>Not Holly

Now here's a cause worth fighting for
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>>26233996

NORMIES

GET

OUT

REEEEEEEE

THIS COMMENT IS ORIGINAL
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>>26233955
NIGELLA SENPAI
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>>26233996
>Not even bothering to put forward why you think American comedy is decent,

Already have bud, like I said I am not giving you a round two, if you want to see the argumnt read the thread.

>weak insults and "I've already said it".

Because I already have... Literaly in this thread.

> you're done here.

You were done here when you lost the argument about an hour ago.
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>>26234009
Still haven't seen this. Had it on my to watch list for a while.
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>>26234049
Still waiting on an actual response and not a meme cop-out like this one.

I know you are unable to deliver but watching you squirm is delectable.
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>>26233974
Are you the farmer!? Are you the farmer!?! Are you the farmer?!!
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>>26234049

>normies STILL posting on /r9k/

FUCK OFF YOU ATTENTION OBSESSED CUNT
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>>26234049
Fuck off you dull cunt
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>>26233986
velox and pablo are two I've seen doing it

fucking scummy cunts
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>>26234015
>>26233995
Holly's nice and all, but come on, lads; Gemma is a goddess. Just imagine cuddling her.
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>>26234076
Cool bud like I said read the thread, go to where you got beat out last time and try to make a real argument instead of your blind patriotism, then maybe you can come back and have a pop.
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>>26234077

Of course he's the fucking farmer!
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/britfeel/ was a mistake.
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>>26234111
Where is the evidence

oc
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>>26234122
Is this how you treat everything in life? When you're proved wrong you just say "nanana I'm not listening" ?
Great talking to you. Hope you never post here again.
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>>26234130
I kek every time

film is so funny but the ending is one of the saddest endings of any film
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>>26230313
Peter Kay
Lee Evans

Two men that topple your tower of shite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Csw_7L-ls
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>>26234015
She's got a face like Ainsley Harriot in this pic, disgusting.
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>>26234150

You haven't given him a real arguement though. You're saying it's better just because.
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>>26234150
Nice one mate, like I said if you can come back with a proper argument I'd be more than happy to debate it with you.
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Go to bed and stop arguing you have all have long days at work tomorrow
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>>26234181
The argument is there. The evidence is presented. British stand up is richer and more humorous than American stand up.
Even suggesting Bill Bur should have been enough for me to laugh you off and ignore you as bait, but something told me you were being serious.
I really pit you in a way, you'll never acctually understand comedy or be able to appreciate it properly.
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>>26234163
Indeed, it is sad, but I love.

I once memorised it all and recited it to myself when drunk and alone. It seem like a fun idea then I just felt like Withnail. Alone.
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>>26234171
>Peter Kay and Lee Evans better than any 1 of

Bill Burr
Jim Jefferies
Louis CK
Doug Stanhope
Collin Quin
Joey Diaz
Dave Chapelle
Chris Rock
Carlin
Mitch Hedberg
Hicks
Patrice O'Neal

You could at least pick funny British comics...

That's the thing though you are clearly a bellend, we know this because I am not saying all British comics are shit, I like British comics, I just prefer the American style, whereas you are so ignorant as to what you are talking about you literally say things like

> American comedians only need to appeal to people whose culture consists of hamburgers and guns.

It really is almost as if you have no idea what you are talking about
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MUMMY WANTS YOU TO STOP ARGUING
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>>26234171
>Peter Kay
>Lee Evans

They're shit by British standards. Peter Kay is average observational humour aimed and middle aged women and Lee Evans gimmick is being sweaty, pulling faces and doing silly voices. He has the talents of a children's entertainer.
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>>26234217
>The argument is there. The evidence is presented. British stand up is richer and more humorous than American stand up.

You literally stopped halfway through the argument because you have nothing left to say and started responding with 'Get out Bob!; memes.
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>>26234184
Don't remind me anon, at least let me have the evenings off
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>>26234172
>Not accepting the one true Oily Lord into your heart
disturbing
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>>26234248
>Dave Chapelle
>Joey Diaz
>Doug Stanhope
not even looking up the rest
this list is obviously shit and you're just a retarded yank with aspergers getting upset
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>>26234269
>Peter Kay is average observational humour aimed and middle aged women

Thank you! I cannot wrap my head around the success he has had.

Phoenix Nights is great though, but other people helped write it.
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BRITS BACK TO BED
ITS AMERICAPOSTING TIME AGAIN
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>>26234293
>he needs to look up Bill Burr, Jim Jeffeies, Louis CK, Chris Rock, Mitch Hedberg, Carlin, or Bill Hicks

Can you get more basic?

If this was a music discussion you'd basically be saying 'Nah I'm not looking up this 'The Rolling Stones' band who cares about them'
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>>26234283
The argument is that British comedy is better than American comedy. You'd have to be potty (or American) to disagree.
Even the Europeans know it. There's a reason why so many great British shows are sold to the Americans (WLIIA, Inbetweeners, Shameless). Stand up comics is just another area of comedy that we beat the Americans at.
American comedy is still very infantile, slapstick and toilet based. It's sitcoms stuck in ruts revolving around character relationships rather than interesting situations.
In another ten, twenty years we may see them begin to reach levels of comedy we were exploring in the 70s. But it certainly won't be as good.
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>tfw the qt gril you liked had a kid and is now fat
>yfw her job status is "full time mummy"
>yfw she contacts you "to see how are you are" out of the blue
>yfw you're single, but earning good money

Rather be single than get someone pretending to like me for beta bux
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>>26234287
Give your meat a good old rub.
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>>26234362
>The argument is that British comedy is better than American comedy. You'd have to be potty (or American) to disagree.

I agree with you that British comedy shows inbetweeners, Shameless etc are better than American shows, but stand up and television shows are two completely different things. This discussion began with stand up, not television.

American comedy is still very infantile, slapstick and toilet based. It's sitcoms stuck in ruts revolving around character relationships rather than interesting situations.

Again, I agree with this in regards to their television shows, but it is not true of stand up.

If anything the roles reverse with stand up between British and American. British comics tend to be more theatrical for better (Tom Vine) or worse (Lee Evans), whereas American comedy is more typically a cynical asshole complaining about shit (George Carlin).
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>>26234467
>Americans are cynical
OH so you literally don't know what you're talking about.
Carlin was terrible, his entire routines revolved around making the audience member feel superior to others - typical American mindset. Even that hack Bill Bailey is funnier than Carlin.
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>1st of March
>white Rabbit
>white Rabbit
>white Rabbit
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>>26234507
>Carlin was terrible,

GG been literally years since someone's kept me on the hook for this long

Take it easy
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>>26234287
I'm serious though senpai, they actually look the same.
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>>26234405
>tfw girl you liked transferred schools to escape you
>deleted and blocked you on facebook
>deleted all your mutual friends to get away
>told you if you ever contacted her again she'd call the police
>almost 12 years have gone by and you're still not over her
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I dunno about comedy but American music is definitely better than British music at least.
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>>26234544
>there's no way Carlin was a hack
>h-he's just a troll

Sleep tight retard.
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>>26234548
Holly Harriet is the highlight of this thread.
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>>26234591
>Trying to keep going

If you weren't a troll then you are a literal downie. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here.
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>>26234584
American music is shit
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>>26234631
I got all night mate. We can keep doing this throughout the next thread too if you want.
The simple fact of the matter is that British comedians are superior to American comedians.
In any context; stand up, sitcom, panel show etc.
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>>26234584
>American culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs
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>>26234659
>Jimi Hendrix is shit

America invented modern music and every innovation it has had. What has Britain done? Some kid called Ed Sheeran no one cares about?
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>>26234258
I can't even begin to imagine how confusing life must be to have her, or any other sexy woman, as a mother.
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>>26234691
>Muh rocks
Jim dicks is awful even amongst a genre populated exclusively by awful bands

America has literally never produced a single piece of music of any note whatsoever
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>>26234691
Hendrix is shit yes. Britain had The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Only Direction, all of whom redefined or created their genre.
Hendrix didn't invent the guitar.
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>>26234584

I'd say we're even to be honest. Undoubtedly we dominate all over countries. Assuming we're talking about non-classical music anyway.
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>there are people in this thread who have arguing whether british or american comedy is better for bout four hours

just kill yourselves desu
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>>26234740
>The Beatles

nice meme band

The Beatles literally had to go relearn their instruments after they got cucked by Hendrix

>>26234734
>America has literally never produced a single piece of music of any note whatsoever

Still more than Britain has ever made.
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>>26234743
>there are people in the world who sat around and debated philosophy for their entire lives
>there are institutions that have been debating the meaning of stories for thousands of years
What do you have against debate and thinking?
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>>26234743
>people
Pretty sure one of them is a muslim.
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>>26234743
Time flies when you're having fun senpai
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>>26234801
Pretty sure one of them was a pigskin
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>>26234743
Did you miss the China and India marathon? Or the shower gel argument?

I'm positive it's the same two guys always getting into an argument with each other other mundane shit.
Other great topics have included 'Asking Questions at an Interview" and "Love".
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>>26234854
>Or the shower gel argument?

>There are actually people ITT right now who rinse their shower gel off before exiting the shower

Smelly runts
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>>26234831
Yeah that's what I said, a muslim. Brown like a pig.
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>>26234913
Fuck off pinky pig eater racist
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>>26234955
>eating pork means you are racist
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>British Music
Elgar
Britten
Handel
Delius
Vaughan Williams
Holst

>Yank "music"
Young Thug
Randy Newman
Rebecca Black
The Banjo kid from Deliverance
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>>26235005
>Elgar
>Britten
>Handel
>Delius
>Vaughan Williams
>Holst

>implying anyone cares about any of those people

Rebbeca Black has more views on Youtube alone than all of them combined.
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>>26235086
>argumentum ad populum
Always the same with plebs
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Sup lads. My NEET stand up thread got deleted by the mods, reposting with a few extra jokes.

>How many wagecucks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two - one to screw in the lightbulb, another to stop him from hanging himself after.

>How many NEETs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - they're too busy screwing the wagecuck's wife!

>Did you hear about the wagecuck who loved his job?
Neither did I.

>How do you get a wagecuck onto a bus?
Start paying him enough for bus fare.

>A wagecuck walks into a bar...
A NEET says to him "I'll have a vodka and coke, please."

>How else do you get a wagecuck onto a bus?
Don't hold him back when he jumps in front of it.

>Mr Shekkelstein goes down to the ice cream parlour to treat himself during the lunch hour. When he gets in, he sees his wagecuck employee furiously masturbating over a tub of ice cream while the cashier girl screams and the other customers look on in horror. Mr Shekkelstein is shocked and asks him what the hell he thinks he's doing. The wagecuck looks confused for a second, then replies, "Sorry, boss! I thought you said you wanted me to cum in sundae!"

>Why did the wagecuck sprint across town through traffic to take advantage of a 5% off deal at Walmart?
Wagecucks will do anything for a promotion!

>Why couldn't the wagecuck's wife give him an erection?
Only Mr Shekkelstein decides when he gets a raise.

>How do you make a wagecuck bend over?
Give him minimum wage.

>What's the difference between a whipped cart horse and a wagecuck?
Horses don't pay tax!
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>>26235207
Nice jokes lad. I'm taking the day off tomorrow to get the house I'm buying inspected, what are your plans?

>Walmart
Nevermind, fuck off Bob
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>>26235249
Kek

Had to adapt it for Amerifriends, I'll write some Britfeel jokes next time
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>>26235207
Not bad, clearly you've put all that free time to good use.
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>>26230097
here have an ancient meme my bf sent me
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>>26235249
How can you afford a house? Can you also buy me a house?
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>>26235529
My dad never married my mum so he didn't get financially raped when they broke up, but now he's dead so it's mine.

And no, I'll be down to zero when I've bought it.
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HAHAHAHA END MY LIFE
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>>26235249
>falling for the house buying meme

Cameron would be proud that you made some middle aged boomers richer lad
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>tfw can't win a game since season 3

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I DON'T LIKE CHANGE, MY AUTISM IS FLARING UP. I WANT THINGS TO STAY THE SAME. WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUILD NOW?
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>>26234287
>tfw Ainsley will never give you a lovely big hug and tell you everything will be ok then go and make you some jerk chicken or something
WHY
FUCKING
LIVE
T
B
H
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Might kill myself to help fight against the growing population encouraged by the banks to keep house prices soaring and mortgages expensive thus keeping banks rich and powerful. At least I'll be one less cunt needing to pay Mr Shekkelstein for accommodation.
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>>26237252
Just don't play into the hands of the system, rent until you can manage to fuck off to a different country.
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>>26237252
I have always wanted someone to give me at least one reason to consider suicide. That works. I still won't do it, but I do have a reason now
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You will never
>have a paki man break into you house
>kill him
>realize self defense is illegal here
>take your time chopping him into little pieces, putting his organs in a blender and flushing him down the toilet
>have his daughter knock on your door confessing he was going to rob us and she was supposed to help him and asking if we've seen him
>conveniently record it
>blackmail her into being your sex slave
>use her like the subhuman whore she is and beat the shit out of her regularly for decades
>use her womb to produce pure white children because your genes are so good they eradicate the shitskin
>force her to have them with c-section to keep her hole good
>continue using her until she's too old to be attractive
>keep her on a short leash anyway until she's dying in the hospital
>then tell her that you killed her father and flushed him down the toilet like the shit he was
>laugh as she dies
Feels bad man.
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>>26237304
Average rent is 900 quid a month here, climbed by 14% this year and is going to continue to climb to over 1k a month next year. I earn 1.1k a month.

I can't believe shit has been allowed to go this way. I'm fucking done with it.
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>>26237487
>have his daughter knock on your door confessing he was going to rob us and she was supposed to help him and asking if we've seen him

The fuck kind of scenario is that?
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>>26237487
>>realize self defense is illegal here

They changed the law recently, you are now allowed to use 'unnecessary force'. European Central Court ruling senpai.

Probably can't go quite as far as murder unless he was armed and trying to kill you, but you could definitely fuck him up as long as you can convince the court you felt threatened.
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>>26237550
>never have a place of your own
>girls will never be attracted to you as live with your parents
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just did 400mg of dxm lads, cant wait for this shit to kick in
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>>26237613
M O R T G A G E

Pretty much the whole point of them. Personally I'd just stay with the parents and save up money though desu.
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Wish I could go to sleep.

Was planning on drinking on Friday and Sunday this week, but might move it to tomorrow and Saturday instead. Starting to feel /thirsty/. What do you lads think?

The only risk is that, because I am accustomed to drinking Friday, I might end up drinking Thursday then saying balls to it and doing Friday as well and then Sunday on top. Trying to only drink twice a week, don't want to be an alchy.
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>>26237487
finally a poo loo that poos in the loo
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>>26237706
>Live with parents have money but be a manchild
>Move out be a normie but have no money

You just can't win.
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>>26237706
>M O R T G A G E

>buying into the mortgage meme

Good goy

If you earn the average wage in this country which is just over 20k but we'll round it to 20k to make maths easier, now the average house price where I live is 200k. Now let's say you are 18 and live at home and save half your money in 2 years you can afford a deposit for a mortgage. House prices went up again in those two years though so we're gunna save another year.

So now you are 21 you are ready for your mortgage. what are the options?

Well with the lowester interest rates on the market being about 3% at the moment we can get a fixed for a few years, and we'll aim to pay the mortgage back by the time we are 46 years old, so a 25 year mortgage, and there we go that will cost us....About 900 quid a month... well that is the same price as renting and we don't make much more than 900 a month. This is surely unaffordable. Whatever shall we do?

Not to worry, we can always take out a 50 year mortgage, they are all the rage now with first time buyers paying 10 percent deposits! This should only set us back about 600 pounds a month. And don't worry we just need to avoid any unexpected unemployment, expenses, or I don't know, a literally inevitable rise in interest rates and we'll have the whole thing paid off when we are 71, then we can die of a heart attack and the banks can mortgage it out again to the next shmuck!

This is the short story version of why mortgages are utter shite for this generation of wageslaves. Unless you have a proper profession that makes good money. or you have rich oldfag parents who can give you a massive deposit, it is a complete scam and you will end up with the worst from both worlds of wageslavery and debt slavery.

Remember kids, if any strange men offer to buy you a house and you only have to pay them a little bit back each month, just say no!!
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>>26237887
Sucks doesn't it senpai. I sometimes wish I could just stay at home but I know that's not realistic at all and I need to move out asap, but I'll be fucking broke in no time when I do.
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>>26238010
It's either that or you move out into a shithole area where you can't even go outside without being jumped paying rent, or stay living with mummy.

Not saying mortgage is the 'win' option. It isn't at all, far from it but not much else you can do unless you have a good job. I can't even get through uni without wanting to end it all. I can't see myself holding down a real professional job. I couldn't even stomach my placement year, I hated it. I worry about my future, I really do and it keeps me up at this time of night.
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>>26238149
>I worry about my future, I really do and it keeps me up at this time of night.

Haha same senpai, I was going to go to bed hours ago then I read some article about house prices and it just set my mind off on one so I was reading a bunch then I came here to vent. It really doesn't resolve anything. I guess it is good to know there are other people who see through the bullshit though. If the parade of normies blindly jumping into mortgages they realistically shouldn't be maybe the shit would slow down.

Doesn't help I worked in a bank for years and my brother is a rich old fag who makes his money as a landbaron with a whole bunch of houses he bought in the 90s for less than 100k that are now all worth over 250k each and he discusses how it all works with me a lot, so between him and my job in the bank I am way more fucking red pilled than I would like to be.

As far as the job goes I am NEET at the moment living with my parents they are pressuring me to get a job but they are both in their 70s and completely out of touch with reality. We live in a shit council estate and I know I never have any chance of leaving here because only jobs I can do are shit tier wageslave jobs, so I might as well sit here NEET because at least being NEET I can enjoy some pleasures, whereas if I were wageslaving I'd be in the exact same position but have to slave away doing some demeaning job for 5 or 6 days a week which would just me on a faster trajectory to suicide than I already am.

We're fucked, bro.
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>>26238295
Yeah, it's nice to know there are others too here who can see it. It's a little comforting.

I just hope I can find some contentment in my life, whatever happens. Some things in my life are going well, while others like uni and career are going worse than I could imagine. Got to take the ups with the downs I guess.
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Who is awake at 4:54?
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>>26239012
Not I, senpai
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>>26239012
Had a cheeky nap at midnight till half 2. Now I'm back up.
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>tfw your mum is up shitting all night again
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>>26239012

I am since I got a 11:20am appointment and felt it was easier staying awake till then than trying to wake up at 10am
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>>26238640
>>26238295
Feel the same lads, given up all hope of owning a house at this point. Also sick and tired of the Brit mentality constantly pushing you to buy one and shaming you if you don't

>>26239218
Had a cheeky nap 10ish till 1, so I'm still up
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So glad other people are also up desu.
Shit gets weird at night, I almost convinced myself that I'm a tranny again.
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>>26239706
>tfw wearing womens yoga pants in bed
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>>26239928
R they cozy?
I've only ever done stockings desu, and I'm too ashamed to do that again.
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>>26240126
super cosy, leggings/yoga pants etc are the best
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>>26239706
>Shit gets weird at night
iktf lad, like a massive black hole inside of me. Anyone remember that sopranos episode where Tony wakes up crying saying everything feels black? Sort of like that. I really need to sleep normally again, it will most likely make me feel better.

>>26239663
I just want an okay place of my own. Nothing big or fancy. Honestly where I lived for my placement year was pretty good. It had a big bedroom/living room, a nice kitchen, a bathroom. Most normies would consider it shit but it was comfy. An okay job with decent hours so I have some free time. Don't need amazing money, just some spare money left over for vidya. But even that seems so far away these days. Plus it would disappoint my parents and I really hate doing that. I can't even finish uni from the looks of things. FUCK.

>>26240126
>I'm too ashamed to do that again.
Who cares if you do it alone?
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>>26240270
I might not even sure I feel anything though. If I have a feel to latch onto it makes it easier to just ignore real life.
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>>26240393
Not sure I understand what you mean desu famalama.
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I've spent the last three years obsessing over you, wondering why you did what you did. And now you are dead and I have no closure. I'm looking at the last message you ever sent to me. I look at the time stamp and see how long ago it was. but it feels like it just happened. The pain is still sharp and severe. like a blade stuck between my ribs.


What am I supposed to do now.
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>>26241947
Forget your trip again?
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>>26241983
yeah. not that it matters anymore.
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>>26242005
Anon, consider all of your experiences that have led up to this day. Tell me what truly matters anymore?
Not a fucking lot
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>>26241947
Is she really dead? I thought that was a meme?
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>>26242040
Nothing does.

>>26242074
It could be an elaborate trick played on me by everyone in these threads. If that's the case, good job guys.
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>>26242129
Then either make something matter to you, or do what I'm doing and distance from everything. Or do a mix of both and focus on something so much that nothing else in the world comes close as a means to escape. You'd need to find that something first though, sorry.
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>>26242165
>focus on something so much that nothing else in the world comes close as a means to escape.

Focus on what though?
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>>26242165
What do you do?

OC
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>>26242302
You'd need to find it, I haven't even found my own yet.

>>26242316
I'm learning carpentry in my village when I'm not using video games as escapism or doing errands for people. Sinking time into something like carpentry works for me, but it's not the solution I can focus on and ignore everything else.

I think my original plan of working two jobs and sleeping in my spare time is the path for me, after all. I just want to be able to sink all of my time into stuff and never think about the rest. Just escaping into being too busy to look elsewhere or dwell.

Carpentry is just because some companies still need carpenters, and I'd be following in the footsteps of someone
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http://strawpoll.me/6721062/r

Average britbot rates themselves 4.3.

Make of that what you will.
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just rubbed peri peri sauce into my pajamas after finishing up some wings cos i woke up at 2am and already had breakfast at 3

what has my life become
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>>26243066
your life has become the best thing ever, who but you got to enjoy wings at 2am senpai
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>>26243084
i just had them

it's a weird feeling eating chicken wings at 8:45am
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>>26243119
still a delicious breakfast
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>>26243146
Its not breakfast if he woke up at 2am is it, stupid fucking prick
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Morning lads, thinking about leaving he house and venturing into town today because I really want one of these wraps.

On the other hand I haven't been outside further than the 5 minute walk to Begain Booze in about 2 months and town is full of normies who I don't like.
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>>26230155
Catherine Tate played Nelly on the office and she definitely did make muh vagina jokes.
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should i have a microwave cumberland pie for breakfast lads?
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>>26243634

go wild lad
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To that anon who was in here the other day complaining take aways don't open early enough. I've just seen on Just-Eat there is cafe down the road started doing delivery from 8am you can get fry up, breakfasts, or burger, chips, etc anything from the menu. What a time to be alive.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo

>british "men"
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>>26232860
Can confirm that the fucking foreigners will rip the freshly reduced stuff out of your hand before you can put it down!
I know this because I have to do the final clearance on fresh 2 nights a week in ASDA. I'd happily burn the lot of them!
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Another day of doing fuck all, can't wait lads
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>>26243806
>mfw da foxes win da premierl eagle
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>>26234709
"Anon, we've talked about this: my eyes are up here."
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>>26243806
The fuck is this cunt on about
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just bought xcom 2 lads, feel free to talk shit about me
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