/britfeel/

Poleaboo is making his presence known

>>26230041
Thanks for that now can you kill yourself. pakifucking cunt

>>26230016
Retail is one of the most applied to jobs mate.

>>26229867
He's the poster boy of BBC comedy and it sums up perfectly why British comedy is so shit compared to American these days. BBC are only going to like comics who are clean and left leaning and safe and cuddly/sexy. It is no wonder Jim Jefferies had to go to the States.

It's amazing the contrast between this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhnkdTlbURI [Embed]

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fILpCqPBAiY [Embed]

It's like boys and men.

new therad

>every new job I get has been even further away
Fuck sake this country stinks you should get paid for time traveling

>i work in retail

Nope, you work in fucking Asda.

might quit my job desu lads.

I want to take a month or two off to take some courses and try and get a proper job.

Poleaboo had a "tray wash" "interview" at the "employment links centre"

He got there at 10am sharp, noticed there were 3 other people waiting too (A Pole without ID, a young fedora tipping gent who can't get a bank account despite being British and an ethnic looking chav called "Dean"

The "tray wash" job involves heavy machinery and 12 hour shifts
Didn't learn much more because there was no fucking point
The "interview" was just filling out a form that said you had ID and could work the hours

They only needed 4 men
4 guys just happened to turn up early, they got the jobs and we were put on "reserve"

an absolute piss take

Mentor was smiling and asked how it went (I apparently missed her calling my name repeatedly)
Tried to tell her what happened but she said she'd catch up with the guy

Felt bad disappointing her
Like her because she seems to care

>>26230063
The European Court ruled that time you spend travelling to work is time spent working, and you must be paid for it.

>>26230057
>American
>Comedy
Fuck off

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What memes haven't you seen for a long time lads?

I never did work out when was the appropriate context to post this one.

>>26230080
Europe doesn't enforce laws unless its about bending over for the darkies

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nth for suicide

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>>26230099
haha, wow, you're so cool, anon!

>>26230096
>meme'ing this hard

Fuck off

>>26230080
Is this a ruse to try and get me to support europe?
If they actually did stuff like that their tyrannic empire might not be so bad

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>>26230127
your cherry picked american comedian isn't even good by our standards

>>26230121
How was he being edgy?

Do people just quote random posts in random threads to use that meme?

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>>26230097
This brings me back. I was in school when this was a thing

heres one for you

>>26230164
>he
not fooling anyone, kiddo

>>26230077
>and 12 hour shifts
Sounds like hell. You dodged a bullet mate.

>>26230134
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34210002

Not a ruse my friend, being a European state offers us many wonderful things.

>>26230080
>The European Court ruled that time you spend travelling to work is time spent working, and you must be paid for it.

But that's only for a specific sub-set of jobs, and not for just commuting to work.

>>26230206
It's better than being NEET

I need some pride

Are there any Wiltshire lads here?

>>26230232
12 hours a day washing up for minimum wage?

No, it's better being neet than that.

>>26230210
Yeah of course that is work you retard. I'm not a home worker I have to go to an office to work. that rule applies to few people and almost all of them were being paid anyway

notworththedarkies.jpg

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29th for posting waifus

>>26230077

You posted the exact same thing earlier, change the record and tell us about some nice steamy turds you have seen lately.

>>26230287
Haven't done anything other than eat and play Hearthstone

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>>26230278

posting the gang.

>>26230080

Typical Brussels trying to control Britain by making the slaves get paid for their 3 hour daily travelling.

>>26230155
What are 'our' standards?

Bill Burr
Jim Jefferies
Louis CK
Doug Stanhope
Collin Quin
Joey Diaz
Dave Chapelle
Chris Rock

All funnier than Jack Whitehall, Russel Brand, Ricky Gervais, Russel Howard and friends

And that's only the living guys let alone

Carlin
Mitch Hedberg
Hicks
Patrice O'Neal

Also

>Amy Schumer

Yea nah I mean most women comics are fucking awful (including Tate by the way, her sketch show had some good characters though) but Schumer is on the next level of shit.

British comedy TV is generally funnier than American TV but when it comes to stand up American comics wipe the floor with the one's we have here.

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>>26230278
Just had some fajitas. Pretty good stuff desu

>>26230313

>Louis C(uc)K

Nice try, but I noticed.

>>26230313
I think it's time we had a return of the Pub Landlord

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>>26230278
I devote my life to her.

>>26230306
They need to make a series where they grow up and get chad bf's.

>>26230192
>everyone on 4chan is the same poster

Your memes are weak, kiddo

>>26230314
i want to nibble on your fajitas

>>26230259
Would probably change my tune after a month but neither 4 months straight of being NEET or a wageslave is desirable

>>26230313
>Bill Burr
>Jim Jefferies
>Louis CK
>Doug Stanhope
>Collin Quin
>Joey Diaz
Shit

>Dave Chapelle
Great

>Chris Rock
Good/OK

>when it comes to stand up
I like Frankie Boyle

The UK is the hottest scene to do standup, people flock here from all over the world

>>26230336
GREAT BRITISH PINT

>>26230155
Fucking hate Amy Schumer. Constantly does "my vagina" and "I'm a slut" joke, but when a teenage boy does the joke to her, she bitches about it to the media

>>26230336
He went full lefty, his visage fell when people knew he was doing at as an ironic joke on people

He is a rich oxbridge wanker laughing at the working classes

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>>26230340
You devote your laifu to your waifu who happens to be Lisa Simpson?

>>26230164

That's just one asian guy who says edgy anytime anyone says something negative about anyone who isn't white.

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>>26230372
pls stop senpai

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>>26230341
yeh, its called life. Jun is already my gf.

>>26230365
>I like Frankie Boyle

Okay never mind you have terrible taste. Could have just said so.

>>26230365
>Bill Burr
>shit

>Chris Rock
>Good/OK

lol, what a fucking cuck

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>>26230341
They can make an OVA in which I marry Azusa

>>26230389
>cheating on your gf with azulad

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>>26230278
Here's my waifu~

>tfw completely shaved armpits

can't stop touching them desu~

>>26230365
Sure but if you are going to get a job 12 hours a day is crazy. That's pretty much your entire fucking day.

You're living with your parents so you don't need to work crazy hours to pay bills or anything.

>>26230406
post pic of your shaven boipussy

>>26230260
No chance of darkies from being in Europe. Much migration comes from eastern European states.

Sadly though, not being in Europe would mean stronger immigration from commonwealth countries... such as India and Pakistan...

>>26230396
It's stage presence/showmanship

White Americans don't have it, they're slow and come across as either fake or up themselves

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>>26230406
never shaved my armpits desu, care to let me feel?

>>26230405
everyone involved is happy with it.

>>26230406
It is criminal that you are the only one that gets to touch your cleanly shaven armpits

>>26230431
>everyone involved is happy with it.
>all this cuckery
>all this delusion

kill yourself

>>26230405
Faggots can't into monogamous relationships.

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Shave tomorrow lads

>>26230422
>White Americans don't have it, they're slow and come across as either fake or up themselves

So you've never watched half of the comedians listed then?

>>26230416
I don't care, I need a reason other than getting a takeaway or signing on to leave the house

I'm bouncing off the walls

>>26230421
What about germany's latest 1000000 criminals?

>>26230445
I have and they all fit that description, I like standup so I wanted to find someone to like but none of them did it for me

>>26230422
White comedians have to be funny

Black comedians have to be black. Whites will laugh out of guilt, and niggers will laugh because >muh solidarity whilst jumping up and down in their seats and not being able to keep their hands still

>>26230440
Are you new? They both use their preferred character to avatarfag for attention. In reality they're utter gayboys.

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>>26230462
>>26230421
Put those edges away, kids, someone might get hurt

>>26230448
Volunteer or something. Go the an animal shelter and ask if you can walk a dog. I know some let people walk dogs. Something to do for half an hour with a doggu.

>>26230442
I sincerely hope every single person in that picture gets ass cancer

>>26230470
>White comedians have to be funny
No they don't, they just have to pander to lefties by mocking the right wing.

>>26230484
>I can't handle the bants

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>go to some uni society games night alone
>end up in a group with two guys who know each other from before and a bulgarian qt who also came alone
>the two guys don't really care about us two, chat with the qt for like two hours
>she's shy but cute, a bit awkward maybe, but we share similar interests
>a guy comes up with a bag filled with paper slips, tells everyone to take one
>my slip has 3 on it, hers has 7.
>we end up in different groups
>my group is really boring, just generic chads and stacies
>after the official events are over, see the bulgarian qt chatting with some "nerd", as in those 5/5 chads with hipster glasses who say they're nerdy because they play mario
>she pays no attention to me whatsoever after that
>later see her and nerd chad leaving the bar together

LIFE IS SUFFERING

>>26230479
nerd-gayboys

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>Black comedians have to be black. Whites will laugh out of guilt, and niggers will laugh because >muh solidarity whilst jumping up and down in their seats and not being able to keep their hands still

Go watch Dave Chapelles two shows, they're both on Youtube and both good

>>26230492
Poleaboo was bitten by a dog when he was younger, hence he has a fear of them

Not sure if Rochdale even has a animal shelter

>>26230365
Anon is a cocksucker

>>26230479
I can use a trip if you want to filter me bby

>>26230510
She was a qt, you never stood a chance with her, she was just being polite

>>26230462
Once they've fondled their way through France and across the channel I can imagine they will be extremely disappointed with our women who follow Sharia.

>>26230511
Goes without saying init? You don't post anime girls to delude yourself about the other posters appearance if you actually like men.

>>26230546
This.

Don't mistake politeness for attraction.

>>26230510
>Falling for the menstruating Jew
lad

>>26230523
That was just an example. There's other shit you can do if you don't want to stay inside all day.

>>26230523
>Paki propaganda about dogs being beasts
Leave it out, Amir.

>>26230546
She wasn't your average slag, and I've found that foreign students tend to be more.. how should I say it... nice?

I'm just disappointed, the night would've gone so much better if I had gotten a 7 as well.

>>26230638
>I've found that foreign students tend to be more.. how should I say it... nice?

It's because they are in a foreign country so don't want to offend and want to fit in with the locals. They are still normal young 20 year olds who care about looks and sex.

>>26230638
Poleaboo thought the same thing, he was wrong, accept what he's telling you and expel that whore from your mind

>>26230604
With the anxiety it's hard to leave the house anyway, a purpose like a job gives me the push I need

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>>26230617

DogISIS

>>26230638
You would have been able to sit there as geek-chad and she shut you out of their conversation, while you sit awkwardly on the side waiting for the perfect moment to say something.
You'd be witnessing your cucking in real time.

>>26230617
The attack happen at school

>>26230638
They're nice because they're properly behavioured foreigners. How about you give them the same pleasure instead of deciding you can use this to prey on her?

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>>26230278

>AA cup waifu in a show otherwise filled with enormous cowtits

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>>26230278

95th for sakurako best waifu

>>26230638
Poleaboo wants you to get revenge in the only way possible..........................

>>26230668
I guess so... It feels awful, why must it be like this?

>>26230313
>when it comes to stand up American comics wipe the floor with the one's we have here

We have Tim Vine.

No other country can compete.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00dFzPbzOws&list=PLfvUBJtPEKioc1aZSUiPocLtda-4iU32n

who /smokingweedalonetoforgetaboutlife/ here?

>Not rating Kevin Bridges

>>26230237
Wiltshire headlines are wild today m8 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-35484085

>>26230057
>tfw no Frankie Boyle to tell us about rapeugees

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blue board art

>>26230442
Is that an r9k skype group....?

>had a fap
>had a beer
>watched an episode of Dagvaktin
>it's only 10

Having an extremely productive evening so far desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4tcRlHY-3Q

IS there a more /r9k/ song senpaitachi?

>>26230916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO3IG-oRpis
Its this for me senpai

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1454531909453.webm

>>26230907
tinychat i think

>Cameron failed to stop EU migrants from claiming benefits
>EU migrants can claim child benefits for children back in their home country at the expense of the British taxpayer

What a flop

>>26231062
>begs for almost nothing
>gets even less
>proclaims victory
Fucking shit scum

>>26230313

>Bill Burr

the only person in that list who isn't a cunt.

>Louis CK

like a really really shit Stewart Lee

>Jim Jefferies

not american. a hack.

>Doug Stanhope

He's good senpai.

The rest are niggers.

Face it, the best American comedians only look good against the worst British comedians (that you kindly name).
>Jack Whitehall, Russel Brand, Ricky Gervais, Russel Howard

>>26231158
Name good British comedians

You can't

>>26231062
They have children, why does it matter where they are? The parent is still financialy responsible for them

>>26231203
David Mitchell
Frankie Boyle
Alan Carr

>>26231218
>The parent is still financialy responsible for them
What a reckless and hateful dangerous thing to say, you should be murdered in the name of anti fascism senpai.

How dare you think the state is not the true mother and father to us all, you capitalist scum, we all belong to europe

>>26231218
Because neither the parents or children are British

>>26231243
>David Mitchell
"i'm awkward lol"
>Frankie Boyle
"everyone is racist and everything is shit lol"
>Alan Carr
"i'm gay lol"

All Joe Brand-tier

>>26231243
>you can't

Like I said

>>26231218
>Destroy your passport
>Claim to be Sheik Mohammed Bin Mohammed with 50 kids in Kurjistan
>Pocket 800 billion bongers a week

>>26231261
So? Your issue was where the kids are located

>>26231262
>"i'm gay lol"

That's actually bollocks. He very, very rarely does gay jokes. Because he's camp, people assume he does.

>>26231218
If they're financially responsible for the kid, why did they leave their kid alone in a country that's at war (these are refugees, after all)?

>>26231243

>not a comedian
>not British
>troll answer

>>26231266
We're talking about EU migrants, retard

>>26231284
*thoughtless mumbling*

stop being a racist you facist

>>26231291
Alan Carr's standup show is solid

>>26231284
>bring kid with you on dangerous illegal journey where you're likely to be trafficked or killed, never mind a child

>leave them with refugee aid workers until you reach a safe, civilised country and have your kid flown here by the UN under family reunification rules

Gee, I wonder which one better for the kid

>>26231308
>Be shitskin
>Go to sweden
>Rape a few six year olds
>"Here's your Swedish passport, you're an EU migrant and can live where you want now"

>>26231284
See >>26231308

>>26231278
If they're not in Britain they're not our responsibility
If they're not British they have no right to British benefits

>>26230853
Wow. A truly dangerous place to live

>>26230916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbYCaASxYo0

>>26231330

Benefit of the doubt, are you sure you don't have him confused with Jimmy Carr?

>>26231203
Peter Kay
Jimmy Carr
Jon Richardson
Steve Coogan
Lee Evans
Ricky Gervais
Jack Dee
Lee Mack

And the legend that is Tommy Cooper, RIP.

>>26231335
>>26231344
You /pol/ retards can ruin any conversation can't you?

I'm guessing you genuinely didn't know what an EU migrant was

>>26231355
>If they're not in Britain they're not our responsibility
You're right, they're the parent's responsibility. Us giving benefits to those who qualify is our responsibility though.

>If they're not British they have no right to British benefits
They're not British benefits, they'e EU benefits based on British legislation and policy.

Got arrested on Friday, lads. Conditional bail for two weeks. Could be worse desu.

>>26231391
Welcome to the poleaboo lifestyle

>>26231373

You missed out Stewart Lee senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd4FfNpYxF0

>>26231355
See >>26231344

Slartibartfast

>>26231373
Yeah, Peter Kay is solid

>>26231371
No, Alan, it's he has the one stand up show that's been repeated on Channel 4 a few times

>>26231379
You libcucks can ruin any conversation can't you?

I'm guessing you genuinely didn't know what immigration is

>>26231413
You're either underage or actually retarded, don't know why you feel the need to force the migrant crisis into every discussion

>>26231411
>I'll keep saying again and again until you vote green, over and over again

>>26230794

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48HoCwhlA80

>>26231391
Poleaboo would like some details

>>26231449
You're either underage or actually retarded, don't know why you can't just respond to my argument properly

>finished uni did decentish
>have a little bit of money in savings
>live in norn iron
>no real decent jobs beside call centers
>want to move no clue where

Where should I anons, I'm tempted to go anywhere and was legit thinking anywhere mainland or even canada.

>tfw you have that feeling you just want to get away.

>>26231158
>Face it, the best American comedians only look good against the worst British comedians (that you kindly name).

I named the most famous/popular British comedians. Just so you know I'm not an American doing muh patriotism, the American brand of stand up is just better. Which is why I mentioned Jefferies, he couldn't get big in England cause he's not soft enough for the BBC so he had to go the States where he style is more suited.

Also, you can't just call people niggers as a genuine argument. Especially when most of them literally are not.

>>26231373
>Peter Kay
>Jimmy Carr
>Lee Evans
>Ricky Gervais

The rest are funny but not as good as guys like Burr, Jefferies or CK.

>>26231516
Fuck off, normie bitchh

>>26231539
What?

It's American comedians who are soft

>>26231572
>It's American comedians who are soft

Explain what you mean by this.

I don't see how any of the American comics named ITT are soft compared to the average set by anyone on Live at The Apollo?

>>26231391
Poleaboo's long lost brother.

>>26231477
"Threats to kill" apparently. But it was back in October, and to my psychiatrist in confidentiality, so this whole thing is bs imo.

>>26230916
scrubs is great
why the fuck did they take it off netflix

>>26230448
I thought you were thanking wagecucks for your bennies to buy ps4 games a few months ago? Now you want to become a dishwasher?

>>26231674
>cherrypicking
Frankie Boyle has courted plenty of controversy

>>26231690
>psychiatrist in confidentiality
They have to tell the police if you talk about harming yourself or others. Even if it's just fantasy or dreams and shit.

>>26231158
>Bill Burr

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THIS TIME I WAS ARGUING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND?
FUCKIN' UNBELIEVABLE
THIS BITCH IS GOING ON ABOUT HOW SHE WANTS SOME SHITTY HANDBAG FROM THE STORE
FUCKIN' UNBELIEVABLE
I'M JUST STOOD THERE LIKE "HEY, WHO'S MONEY YOU USING TO BUY THIS?"
FUCKIN' UNBELIEVABLE

I actually do like him though, he just follows a lot of the same patterns in his stand up

>>26230916
>>26230963
>>26231359

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMyDK3VHYPw

Fuck off robot

>>26230278
Fuck off you stupid weeb cunts. You make me ashamed of my country.

>>26231703
Poleaboo feels it got repetitive and boring after S3

Looking back it's even worse, every episode had that 5 minute moral lesson at the end, such a buzzkill

>>26231561
I'm far from normie anon

khv with anxiety/depression

don't be a faggot about helping out

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>>26231764
thank you for the input friend.

>>26231728
Okay... that's one person and most of his act trying to be controversial for controversies sake.

>>26231791
You went to uni, you're a normie

>>26231703
My fucking nigga

Scrubs got me into Colin Hay and he's top 5 for me ever since. Rewatching Scrubs for the 6th time atm

>>26231516
Japan, it's the promised land for robots.

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>>26231728
>replied with literally explain how American comics are softer compared to British comics
>hurr cherry picking
>names one comic back in retort

>>26231764
>not always being ashamed of your country because you're a part of it
Fuck off mate

>>26231819
Give an example of an American being controversial/not PC

We both know of all the shit Frankie Boyle has said over the years

>>26231832
well you're still my friend even if thats the case

>>26231855
You're the one who started off claiming British comedians were softer

>>26231855
Chubby Brown
Jimmy Carr
Billy Connolley

Don't be dense lad / Fuck off Bob

>>26231866
>Give an example of an American being controversial/not PC

In that Bill Burr set I posted at the beginning of this thread he talks about pedophilia, black people being better at sports because of slavery, you should be able to hunt stupid people to solve the population problem, hitting women and not wanting to see gay guys kiss

Just off the the top of my head some of the most outrageous and funny things I can remember hearing from other comics was Jim Norton's 'Monster Rain' story about sucking his friend's dick on a regular basis when he was 8 years old and Louis CKs story about shoveling shit out of his daughter's vagina.

I don't think you would hear any of the at on the BBC.

>>26231766
i can sort of understand where you were coming from, but it was always able to produce a kek and hold my interest. you can only do so much 20mins at a time

>>26231838
scrubs was always the one program i could watch with my dad. all the other stuff he watches is all this intensive drama stuff that you need to watch from the beginning that i just can't commit to

>>26231855
Bernard Manning

Probably the greatest British comedian there was.

>>26231976
That's just edgy teenager shit.....oh

>>26231976
>you should be able to hunt stupid people to solve the population problem
lol so wacky.

>>26231999
I love his sandwich turkey it's fucking delicious.

>>26231976
Sound like reddit: the comedian

>peadophillia
That's pretty standard

>black people are good at sports
Cuck

>hunt stupid people
Pandering reddit tier

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For some still sucking on there tho row tor and proton on your mouth.

>>26231900
Yes, because in general they are...

>>26231939
>Chubby Brown

Fair shout

>Jimmy Carr

Not a fan desu don't find him that funny

>Billy Connelley

Yea obviously he's a legend

Point is though on the whole you look at the top comics in the States and the brand of comedy that is the promoted then you look at the top comics here and the fact is the top comics here are guys like Russel Howard, Jack Whitehall, Ricky Gervais whose style is vanilla compared to American top comics.

I'm not saying all British comics are shit so no need to get defensive and patriot about it, like I said I'm British too, just prefer the more gritty style of American comics.

>>26232067
>>26232018
>>26232020
>says the people who were arguing for Frankie Boyle

Okay lads, have fun with your blind patriotism. As bad as the yanks desu.

>>26231976
Yank spotted. Fuck off.

>>26232142
>Ricky Gervais is vanilla
>The whole US got triggered by him in 2016

Yeah buddy, no.

>>26232200
>>26232249
Why is it you can say anything without offending people about Britain ie 'fuck the Queen', 'shit teeth', 'go drink tea' , but as soon as someone says British comics aren't the best in the world everyone goes full on American tier 'WE'RE NUMBER 1' patriotism?

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Bernard Manning was great........they i found out he was a kike.

>>26232142
>American comedy
>gritty

lmao

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>>26232133
>how do you go into the art fuck a horse and not be bonsai but a barny fan

Pics of bareny

>>26232270
Because you're wrong

Redpill me on Bonsai

>>26232270
I actually love all 'racial slurs' against the uk.
The french call us 'ros beef' because they think we eat delicious beef Sunday roasts

Oh and Limeys, you mean how the british understood nutrition and stopped our sailors from becoming retarded shits like yours?

keep them inferior tears coming bro

>>26232337
>>26232342
Okay lads, like I said, enjoy your blind patriotism.

>>26232384
He posts nonsense posts because he thinks it will make a good character but literally no one cares.

>>26232270

Just pointing out a clearly retarded point senpai, stop being so sensitive.

>>26232422
Poleaboo wouldn't consider himself a patriot

>>26232412
>Oh and Limeys, you mean how the british understood nutrition and stopped our sailors from becoming retarded shits like yours?
>keep them inferior tears coming bro

Mate... I'm from fucking Somerset. I just don't get ass blasted when people prefer comics from other countries.

>>26232412

>ros beef

confirmed for failing GCSE french.

Its les rosbifs

>>26232449
Like I said mate there is nothing wrong with blind patriotism, good luck with it.

>>26232452
Then fuck off back to Iran.

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>>26232384
Bonsai is a small redwood
<this is bonsai>
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BEBO PICS PRICKS
>Brooklyn
>Golden_Pheniox

>>26232422
>patriotism
>british comedy is objectively better than us comedy

Enjoy your Big Bang Theory... bazinga

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>>26232452
Then go back where you came from

>>26232530
>Big Bang Theory is stand up comedy

Stupid and patriotic. Makes sense.

>>26232470
I actually got a B mate, it was just a lot of alcohol ago

>>26232552
>moving the goalposts when you get btfo

Makes sense.

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>dad took my last donut
Feels pretty fucking shit lads.

>>26232571
>moving the goal posts
>I literally said British comedy TV is better than American earlier in the conversation but American stand up comics are better

You really are a spastic aren't you?

>>26232452
Still fuming at this post.

>>26232638
We know what you said mate. And it's wrong.
American "comedy" is puerile.

British comedy is more refined, a more intellectual appreciation is required. Knowledge of arts, history, politics and geography.

It's not as easy as saying "weed" or "bazinga" to get a laugh from British audiences.

>>26232626
You know what you have to do.

Go out and buy more donuts.

>>26230008
Where is the best place to buy cheap booze? B&M is pretty good, but I've already bought a shitload this weekend from my local store and I'm beginning to look like an alcoholic, where else can I go.

>>26232690
two words

"funny people"

use that film to undermine american comdey

>>26232690
>muh blind patiortism

Like I said, good luck kiddo

>>26231203

Chubby Brown
Bobby Thompson
Billy Connolly

Modern UK standups are shit though, the US wipe the floor with us in that department. UK standups these days are soft as fuck. Plebs think people like Frankie Boyle are blue.

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>>26230313
She used to make me laugh.

>>26232422
>He posts nonsense posts because he thinks it will make a good character but literally no one cares.

At first I assumed it was someone who had made a script or bot that generated nonsense text somehow by chopping up and recombining other 4chan posts, some of the posts seemed to read like that.

>>26232690
>British comedy is more refined, a more intellectual appreciation is required. Knowledge of arts, history, politics and geography.

Name a recent British comedy where that is even half true.

We made some great stuff but we haven't in a long time.

>>26232748
>At first I assumed it was someone who had made a script or bot that generated nonsense text somehow by chopping up and recombining other 4chan posts, some of the posts seemed to read like that.

You might be right actually. The other day part of his post was something someone had said to me ITT before and I recognised it because when they said it it really made me laugh.

>>26232748
He is from Sheeky forums.

>>26232384
Watch 'Bonsai: The Prunable Jew' by Ben Garrison

>>26232665
Poleaboo considered himself patriotic at one point, a UKIP voter, even thought of joining the army

But patriotism didn't do anything for him, in fact it was humiliating, so he dropped it

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>>26232740
Dara obrein

>0bitor's

>>26232763
Brian Pern

You can let yourself out.

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Why is this miserable island so fucking grey?

>>26232626
>donut
Yank OUT

>>26232783
What is the deal with Sheeky forums? I thought it was just one of those website that copied posts from other websites? I can't even remember why it was those websites existed in the first place, but I remember and /x/ threads from years ago where there was loads with posts from the threads on the board. Was weird shit.

>>26232805
There's no Princes to inject pink dye into us

>>26232799
Humiliating how?

>>26232804
>Brian Pern

What's his best stand up special?

>>26232716
asda if you can get the reduced stuff before all the foreigners do

https://www.petticoated.com

Site if someone is looking for a new fap

Does anyone still use talcum powder?

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>>26232799
>Didn't get the memo

>>26232805

The grey doesn't bother me. The overcrowding does.

Canada is bigger than the entirety of Europe, yet we have double it's population. I have no idea how that doesn't bother more people.

A house over there would be split into three if it was built over here.

>captcha: select all the images with a House

>>26232824
They copy content/statistics from other sites so they can show advertisers how active their site is and get money IIRC.

>>26232853
Is your stupidity an act?

>>26232848
Because it's just fucking stupid

>hurr I'm going to live vicariously through people that happened to be born in the same place as me whose achievements I have nothing to do with but will brag about as if they were my own

I mean, the whole concept is pretty cringe worthy.

>>26232804
>a more intellectual appreciation is required. Knowledge of arts, history, politics and geography.

Lists a middle of the road spoof.

>>26232848
Paki UKIP voter who hates immigrants whose only friends were leftists

>>26232870
Canada is a barren wasteland like Oz

>>26232864
This is how people viewed Poleaboo

>>26232885
No, was just drawing the attention towards yours

>discussing stand up comics
>names people who aren't stand up comics

YGSIU

>>26232905
Do you like Fallout games Poleaboo?

>>26232905
>Canada is a barren wasteland like Oz

Better that than over populated mess we have here.

Last time I was in Toronto I passed fewer people in a week than I do here in a small town over a weekend. It's so fucking depressing.

>>26232892
>is recent
>doesn't tell you when to laugh with a laugh track

Back to 2 and half men for you I guess.

>>26232963
5 is great. The others are primitive.

Who else /yorkshiretiltheydie/ here?

>>26232921
We aren't discussing comics but comedy, try to keep up kid.
And if you don't know who, or in this case what, something is, you should look it up before commenting.

>>26232992
>tfw realizing I might spend my entire life in Hull

>>26232963
Never played one

Don't like WRPGs though
It's the lack of structure, prefer JRPGs where everything is clear, the order of things to do and everything being unmissable, obvious upgrade paths

REEEEE STOP THIS SHIT COMIC ARGUMENT REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26232990
>FO
>FO2
>FOT
>FO:BoS
>FO3

Fallout 3 is shit though. Unless you're so autistic you can't even get your own unique numbering system to match up properly.

>>26232977
>overpopulated
That's called being developed (as it's more efficient), it's where everyone is heading

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>>26233044
It's ended

>>26233071
>developed
like india or mexico?

>>26233030
>Not wanting free exploration
You're a mad man.

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>>26230278

[dunununuuu dunununuuu intensifies]

>>26232983
>literally no one in this entire discussion has been talking about Ameican TV shows vs British TV shows
>Clearly closes the stand up debate
>hurr durr no ur wrong cus TV shows

Mate we all know British comedy TV shows have always been better Monty Python, Fawlty Towers. The Comic Strip, Blackadder, The Young Ones, Bottom, Brass Eye, The Fast Show, Peep Show, the list is endless. Stop trying to make yourself sound clever but arguing the fucking obvious.

You got btfo in the original discussion, which was about stand up comedy, and you need to just accept that and stop posting, not try to gain some kind of moral victory that will let you lay your fat head down on your pillow and sleep peacefully once you close the laptop.

>>26232983
>>doesn't tell you when to laugh with a laugh track

Is that honestly your benchmark for high brow humour? Lots of comedies don't have laugh tracks, it doesn't make them better.

>>26233020
Sweet god i'm from hull as well senpai, you east or west?

>>26232992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4YJVpQG8Y8

Some top guy who works for my company's big American competitor looked at my LinkedIn profile earlier but didn't say anything.

I never knew anything important could actually come of them so I never maintained it properly, was this him scouting me and seeing I didn't give a shit so I blew it?

>>26233125
If it's got a laugh track it's bottom of the barrel, like the majority of American comedies.
Stand up too, for all intents and purposes, has a laugh track with the addition of an audience.

Have you ever listened to a comedian do a routine in front of nobody? It really shows how dire it is.

>>26233126
East Hull mato, a little bit outside these days.
what about you?

>>26233071
>it's where everyone is heading

No one of worth. Why stay here and pay over the odds for a house the size of a wardrobe and a car the size of a go kart when you could at least attempt to escape to the colonies.

>>26233162
>Have you ever listened to a comedian do a routine in front of nobody? It really shows how dire it is.

Listen to better comedians mate

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>tfw these degenerates represent my uni, apparently

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Mother of the Spartley Spooligans talks to the Daily Mail about the Zika virus

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>>26233113
>Monty Python
>Fawlty Towers

Stopped reading there. That's literally plebbit tier cuck humour. You may as well include Dad's Army in that list of tripe.
The discussion was about comedy, not comics. Pay attention to the damn thread before talking to me you jumped up little cunt.

>>26233162
>If it's got a laugh track it's bottom of the barrel

>Father Ted
>Alan Partridge

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>26233196
Jesus the people who do this sort of shit are annoying, knew people in my year who did a naked calendar and it was only the most annoying twats who went for it.

Pretending they were ugly but really wanting everyone to praise them.

>>26233162

You haven't explained how it lives up to the calibre you presented. You simply think it does because it doesn't have a laugh track. It's Spinal Tap put into a mini-series, apart from Spinal Tap did it first and it's a damn sight funnier.

>>26233196
Why are they all naked with gay flags?

>>26233162
Black Adder had a laughter track. Lots of old british comedies do. We can't use that to put down american ones.

I hate laughter tracks. I hate them so much. Seriously damages the show.

>>26233165
Same here, near Holderness road, i don't think it's that bad really. Can get a bit grim if you go up near Preston road though.

>>26233233
It doesn't need to do anything except be a good recent comedy. Your claim was countered and your buttocks have been left in ruins.

>>26233196
the chick sat on that one dudes lap is a fuckin beauty

>>26233216
>Fawlty Towers
>pleb

Haha okay kiddo.

As for Month Python, personally not a fan but to denouncing it's importance is like denouncing The Beatles importance. You'd literally have to be underage to do it.

>The discussion was about comedy, not comics. Pay attention to the damn thread before talking to me you jumped up little cunt.

It was about comics, I know because I started it. You then proceeded to get btfo and are now literally trying to argue anything so you can be 'right' over the internet. Nice try though kiddo, you best get off to bed now, don't want to be tired for class tomorrow.

>>26233207
>normal lives
They're not even alive by human standards.

>>26233267
wanna be grim shithole friends?

>>26233242
They're all LGBTQUIOPYBG+ fags

>>26233232
Agreed, far right girl is pretty qt though and you can just about see nip

>>26233271

You claimed that it:

>>a more intellectual appreciation is required. Knowledge of arts, history, politics and geography.

Being good doesn't mean it requires any of the above.

FUCKING

SHUT UP

FUCK OFF TO /TV/

FUCKING HELL YOU ABSOLUTE KEKS

>>26233296
There's a difference between culturally significant and actually good.
It's sad you can't tell this difference.

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>>26233326
NO, BRING /TV/ HERE

>>26233101
It's a good idea on paper, like NPCs with voice actors but I just read their meaningless dialogue instead to save time

>>26233317
>They're all LGBTQUIOPYBG+ fags

I don't get it. Why does this mean they have to be naked with a flag? That doesn't seem very beneficial to their cause at all... maybe even the opposite.

>>26233307
Why not? it might even be possible we've already crossed paths and not even realised

>>26233323
It's good by British standards (this means it is automatically better than 90% of American "comedy"), and requires a knowledge of the music industry and political history.
Try watching it won't you? You might surprise yourself.

It was just a recent example, which you asked for. It's being recent more relevant than the actual subject matter.

>>26233347
It is funny how you've gone from moving the goal posts in an effort to be 'right' on the internet to just completely abandoning everything and hoping if you just keep shitposting we'll leave you alone so you can 'win'

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Spooky

>>26233136
>tfw even devvo is getting serious on the social commentary lark

these are truly the end times

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>>26233296
>denouncing it's importance is like denouncing The Beatles importance.

>>26233359
post email hull senpai

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Sleep well anons, I hope you can dream about you're waifu tonight.

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>>26233381
>requires a knowledge of the music industry and political history.

>>26233357
>I don't get it. Why does this mean they have to be naked with a flag? That doesn't seem very beneficial to their cause at all... maybe even the opposite

That college is the most self-indulgent and wanky, which by Oxford standards is truly saying something.

They put a naked calendar out every year for some reason.

>>26233393
It's funny how you've gone from refusing to comment on it at all and instead try to deflect with something irrelevant.

British comedy > American comedy

Attempt to prove me wrong or leave.

>>26233444
I wouldn't want to dream about being my waifu, I'm really rough with her

>>26233405
Yea, honestly, I liked life better when Devvo made songs about Yorkshire like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vj9IY0Z5AY

>>26233381
>It's good by British standards (this means it is automatically better than 90% of American "comedy")

Mate, we've made some great stuff, but we've also made some absolute shite. America makes bollocks like Friends and the Big Bang Theory and we make shit like the IT Crowd and Two Pints of Lager. We have yet to make a sitcom in the same league as Frasier.

What drugs can I take to stop myself from dreaming?
I really can't bear waking up after such good dreams.

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>>26233444
>Tfw of the two times I've dreampt of my waifu the first time I woke up just before I could tell her I love her and in the second she died

>>26233409
y-you first

orginality pls

>>26233500
Weed suppresses dreams. I've had maybe half a dozen in the last 5 years.

>>26233488
IT crowd is good

>Fraiser GOAT
You're just an Ameriboo

Important poll lads

http://strawpoll.me/6721062
http://strawpoll.me/6721062
http://strawpoll.me/6721062

>>26233534
>IT crowd is good

Yea *laugh track* it really *laugh track* is go- *laugh track and cheers* -od

>>26233476
Mate we've already been through this

American stand ups > British stand ups

That was the original argument, you got btfo in it, that is fine at least you learnt something no shame there.

But then rather than take your loss and move on you decided to start arguing that

British Comedy series > American Comedy series

Which I personally agree with. So then you started arguing about Monty fucking Python...?

Sort it out.

>>26233537
Poleaboo voted 2, he is content with his height and teeth

>>26233527
Ok email me then

[email protected]

>>26233534
m8 watching frasier and everybody loves raymond on channel 4/5 in the morning is maximum comfy

>>26233534
>IT crowd is good

It's the UK equivalent of the Big Bang Theory. It's shit. I bet you think Black Books is funny.

>>26233579
Frasier is, Everybody Loves Raymond is dire. Comfy background music though.

>>26233544
>Nice glasses
>Thing about Arsenal is that they always try and walk it in
>every line by Chris Morris

>>26233500
SSRIs bruv :^)

>>26233537
I have no expectations. I am the special snowflake who defies your poll.

>>26233574
You're so cute, poleaboo

>>26233582
It's nowhere near comparable, Big Bang theory is a kids show

Speaking of comedies, how come we haven't ever made an animated one. I can't think of any, anyway. The US has loads, you would think we would have had a go once or twice.

King of the Hill is GOAT by the way.

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>>26233582
>It's the UK equivalent of the Big Bang Theory. It's shit. I bet you think Black Books is funny.

Please be shitposting senpai

>>26233582
IT Crowd had its moments but was ruined by a horrible laugh track.

>>26233621
You're lying but thanks anyway

>>26233640
Monkey dust?

>>26233556
We weren't talking abotu stand ups, but you're still wrong.

Let's take a look at the best American stand ups: Katt Williams, Amy Schumer, Trevor Noah, Adam Sandler.
Not much talent, not very funny. Even comparing them to middle of the road British stand ups like Ricky Gervais, Benny Hill, Stewart Lee... you quickly realise that Americans can't even come close to the level of sophistication or wit employed by Brits.
And why would they? American comedians only need to appeal to people whose culture consists of hamburgers and guns.

>>26233637
>Big Bang theory is a kids show

As is the IT crowd, it's awful.

>>26233537
6 masterrace reporting in.

A 6 on /r9k/ is like an 11 in the normiesphere.

>>26233640
>animated
For what purpose?

>>26233662
It aired at 10pm, if was good, traditional British comedy

>>26233659
Oh, I totally forgot about Monkey Dust. Yeah, that was brilliant. Scary how accurate an image of Britain it paints.

>>26233640
>King of the Hill is GOAT by the way.
Ultimate truth.

Great characters. Had some characters you love to hate, who were made with it in mind that they are terrible, terrible people.

I still hate Peggy.

>>26233671
Fellow 6

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>>26233574
Pakipoo always chooses number 2

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>>26233510
that's really sad kohai.

>>26233660

At least name some decent British comedians if you're going to continue this arguement.