if you don't like a topic just ignore it instead of complaining and ruining the comfy edition
might have to become the anti bully ranger i was always meant to be.
Using your waifu as an avatar to be a horny faggot=bad.
No gay shit (gays are welcome but stop talking about cuddling and shit)
Anime has it's own boards, so if you wish to discuss your "waifu" please do it on the relevant board
DOES SILK ROAD OR THE ALTERNATIVES STILL WORK FOR BUYING SHIT?
>TFW WANNA BUY SOME LSD AND COKE
WHAT MARKET IS BEST TO USE NOWADAYS?
why is there some Jewish conspiracy against cute girls going on in this thread lads?
HOLY SHIT GUYS
IT REALLY DOES TASTE LIKE BANANA BREAD
why do people listen to this shit? he's not /britfeel/ because he's not british. same with all of grime desu, it's all shit.
fuck off out of this thread with that nig shit. we don't want it
Sissy brit boys please leave this thread
no gay shit, or else
people don't really gay roleplay here, except for ironic thirsty tildeposting though.
Nobody has asked waifus to be posted yet this is in dire need of rectification
>ha ha, pretending to be gay and talking about cuddling is top banter
>I'll call him a normie to boot, that will show him
Do one you mug
stepping back from what makes me sad, and just enjoying Jun for a bit is what get me through the tough times.
>big first paycheck on the 12th to take care of all my unemployment+neet induced problems
>450quid in bank, 20quid in hand, probably 10 or so in loose change
>will be billed 405quid for phone+rent+gym on the 10th
>have to keep 14quid for a weekly bus pass in case HR fucks up the pay timing/bank transfer cause it's my first job in 6 months
Awesome, got probably 40 quid to live off of 2 weeks.
And I do active work 8 hours a day so I eat like 3500-4000 calories too, just kill me familia.
brb eating tesco's 40pence 2000calorie peanut butter jars for the next 2 weeks.
>tfw they stopped printing t-shirts with mai waifu on them approximately 5 years ago
No substitute for first-hand verification. I had to buy 3 for 5 Good Boy Points so I got some of the honey beer as well from the same brewery, I hope it is tasty desu
no he's not you fucking mug. he's literally the colour black... i'm willing to bet money his parents are immigrants from somewhere in africa... he may have a british passport mate, but he's not fucking british.
also, you're a faggot though... listening to some fucking bum stood in a park ''rapping'' and saying ''shut up'' over and over while his boys crowd around him... you must be white, middle class and sheltered because i know black ''shotters'' that don't even listen to this shit.
you faggot, hang yourself
War and peace was alright, he occasionally goes on these rants about napoleon and determinism that are almost funny.
The characters are well written though
Bargain booze then?
Just watched this lads, didn't really understand it but it was entertaining.
I would like a chubby waifu with wide-ish hips and a cute face but cannot think. Can anyone recommend me any potential matches to my criteria? Kappa
Pic unrelated as 3D
>implying thick eyebrows aren't top tier
what are you doing bro? i bet you look like those people with drawn on eyebrows. men who get their eyebrows done are fucking homos unless they don't ask for it and the barber just does it
Had about 200 calories today and now have a stomach ache desu~
they're living the retired life in the philippines while I'm freezing to death here, a bank transfer would take forever I think, plus there's a charge since they are from a different EEA country.
I could do paypal, but the only thing that accepts paypals are pizza delivery chains and they are overpriced to insane levels (plus shitty carb foods).
I literally can't think of a single animated thing I have watched in the last 12 months.
I just want to to be loved by muh waifu I ain't a fussy man
I don't know where to turn
I showed up for my college interview a full day late. I'd looked at the letter on Saturday, and I still hadn't noticed. I didn't realise until the train was already pulling into Manchester Piccadilly. I fucking hate myself. I just wish I could actually try to improve my life without immediately sabotaging myself in the most pathetic way possible.
torrent your animes from nyaa.se
Psycho Pass is a decent anime for people who don't like/watch anime. Just don't watch series 2 is fucking shit
This guy is right too Space Dandy is fucking amazing, you should Check out Cowboy Bebop too
Fuck lads I keep seeing this qt girl I really got on with at the shops. Really want to talk but keep thinking I don't have a chance since it's been a few months since we last had a good talk, thinks it's my oneitis. Sorry for wasting my problems away on here, but I have no one else
The Manchester College. An access to higher learning diploma.
I called them the second I got off the train, but they couldn't change anything around. The lady on the phone said they'd set another date and send me another letter, but she didn't ask for so much as a name, so either I was being fobbed off, or she didn't need too. I'll call back tomorrow just in case.
I'd like to spend one day away from myself. I'm such a twat and it's becoming terribly grating.
> I'd like to spend one day away from myself. I'm such a twat and it's becoming terribly grating.
this song is playing on the radio
which instantly reminds me of this
and every body forgets I've got a dog
another couple of falling goal ditcher dancing in their twilight because the said they wouldn't be the last happy old people, the people of the days that knew the book of the few that was 1984. Power has to be something shouted the next time you hear a chant meme the dyslexic understand less when you shout keep it the same as usual and don't water the bonsai that guy's earned a day off
no im talking to my dad on steam he said he has an important thing to tell me I do not know if its related to his chemotherapy which left me horribly anxious
im so fucking anxious rn
its either this or message pidgeons since my dad dislikes e-mail (talk about being old-fashioned) and absolutely hates phonecalls and he has 2k hours in garrys mod so steam is really the only suitable thing
you will never cuddle and play modded oblivion with Jun...
And a shit one too. Fucking 'go to cave #48949 and get me pointless item #45783'.
I stopped watching after a few episodes the last season. The writing went to shit. I even sat through the meme Matt Smith years. They had their good points, mostly Amy. She was great companion.
But holy fuck, that last season. They need a new writer, badly. It's a shame as Capaldi really can be a great doctor.
cool i knew consider a point of veiw 404 wew
>360 is a 4 minute video 3mins60secs
>not 4:01 bro
Yeah, well what are you gonna do?
The entire writing team needs be replaced. Doctor Who needs to be directed and produced by cynical nerds again.
I'm not a very /pol/itical man, but the SJW bullwhit in doctor who these days is nauseating. The episode with random black people in 15th century England was a fucking joke.
two one three
>five two one
>going to ask siri to name my new company 26 time through the internet at frankie boy better know
I used to like it. It was fun show, nothing serious or complex. Just a guy going through time and space with a friend solving mysteries.
He is? That's great news.
>tfw used to be excited for new Doctor Who episodes
I just want that feel back desu senpai. How could they fuck up so bad? There's still some talent there. I think the last memorable episode was the Mummy on the Orient Express. That wasn't too long ago was it? Like 2 years ago or something?
>Dropped out of high school & college
>gave up on life when I was 15 or so
>knew nothing good was ever going to happen to me or get better
>no ambitions or goals
>still don't know what job I want
>too old to get back into education, couldn't if I wanted to
>everyone I knew growing up has moved on
>left behind in a dead end northern town
>nothing to do here but drink yourself to death
>all the people here are either fat single mums/heroin addicted men/old people too old to leave
>nobody my age to socialise with
>nobody understands that there is nothing to do for someone my age who has no social life
>all their advice just boils down to "go outside!" or "just b urself :^)"
>all the activities that take place outside are social activities
>have nobody to go outside and be social with
>every time I go outside I feel like I don't belong there and can't relate to anyone or anything
>implying I could even hold down a conversation for more than 3 seconds to begin with
>just fill my days watching netflix and playing games to distract myself from the hopelessness of life
Maybe 2016 will be better lads?
Lads i'm literally in tears of laughter at this:
fucking hell hahahaha
Literally the fucking universe at my fingertips here and yet I am bored half to death most of the time
>very suicidal five minutes ago
>now feeling great
who else here /moodswings/?
Feels good desu~
Going to try and eat something and then go to sleep. Got to finish shaving tomorrow since I have been too depressed to finish it during the past few days~
This is so close to me, I have to wonder whether someone saved my post from over a year ago and started using it as a meme...
Exact same position, but I'm 29
Which part of the North? I'm in North West. Despise this town.
My mum is bi-polar and tried to kill herself a few years ago for reasons. Now she just goes out to costa, stuffs her face with cakes, comes back, sleeps till 7pm and then stuffs her face with more cakes till it's bed time.
I went to Bristol to visit a bunch of mates recently and for the first time in my life I felt like I belonged somewhere, not out of place or awkward or nervous. Then I came back home and wanted to kill myself after 1 day of being back.
North East/Midlands. Yorkshire. It's honestly a desolate wasteland. This whole area used to be the industrial hearty of the country and when the mines closed and all the cheap labour moved overseas it started a death spiral that's still going. to this day.
There's no hope, no future. Nothing to do here but get aids, get pregnant at 13 and die from alcoholism at 24 because the average person is a delinquent chav who mugs old ladies for their pension.
shit lads what the fuck do i do. one of my friends contacted my brother through normiebook and he sent message to me. he wants to organise a meet up with a group of old friends not talked to any of them in 6 years
Got the ouija board out tonight, she is dubious about my choice to become a eunuch as it might mean i have no genitalia in Heaven with her.
Tad further south m8.
Wish I could lad, like >>26211048 said how am I supposed to support myself? I have no experience, the only job I could conceivably get is in the service industry and then I'll be competing with every single immigrant, teenager and OAP who had to come out of retirement.
I've had not enough sleep, lads. I'm going crazy desu
I've tried training programs and I'm too old for apprenticeships. Job centre forced me to go on a "work skills" course which amounted to learning that you can find jobs in a newspaper and build a tower out of straws.
Then I tried a program which is tailored to help people with anxiety to get back into work. The only training my advisor could find in the field I want (IT) was "learn how to use microsoft powerpoint" and they were like multiple weeks long courses She also told me about a group meeting which would be people similar to me so I though hey, people my age right? I went to one appointment and the group was like this:
>50+ year old man
>50+ year old man
>40+ year old woman
>40+ year old woman
>40+ year old woman
>40+ year old woman
>25 year old guy who went there with his mum.
Didn't go back and she never bothered to phone me up about my concerns when I emailed her it might not be for me.
There is the European computer driving license thingamy which is essentially using Microsoft programs but I think it get more advanced. isn't there like city and guilds IT diplomas and stuff.
You won't be able to get into IT straight off without a lot of luck but you might be able to get a generic admin position
>The only training my advisor could find in the field I want (IT)
You won't get into IT without a degree or a portfolio of work. You're aiming for too high. I'm talking entry level IT jobs too, even they are mostly for graduates these days.
I honestly don't think he was. He was only anxious because he got attacked by an autistic kid at his previous job and it rattled him. He wasn't embarrassed in the SLIGHTEST about being there with his middle age mum. Fucking baffling lads.
Yeah I know, I'd honestly be alright with a shitty data entry job.
>I'd honestly be alright with a shitty data entry job.
So minimum wage office type shit yeah? Not too hard to get into. There are places who look for volunteer admins/data entry. Lot of charities look for this. Try applying for some. Sucks working for free but will help your CV for future office admin stuff.
>just appeals to me for some reason
Because you're either autistic or an insomniac, either way you're an insufferable cunt and listening to the shipping report is nothing but pretentious ASMR
I'm at breaking point
this mudblood cunt eyeballed me on the bus today, he keeps looking at me cause I shouted him down in the street
basically I said fuck off ya cunt, stuck my finger up and said what's good because he took the piss out of my mum as retarded as that sounds, he was with his mate and I was with my brother
we're older & bigger than both of them
what should I do? I don't wanna smash his face in because he's younger than me and smaller but I'm tired of him eyeballing me
Back and forth now I'm feeling guilty
Cause I just can't stop this pendulum in my head
alright lads, goodnight. been a pleasure as usual.
She charges a pack of hob nobs mate. The supermarket brand ones.
Half of /britfeel/ is gay/bi lad. Welcome to the club.
Anyone here play Paladins? Takes too long to level up as I just want to get all the cards so I can stop playing. So close.
Post your best Nigel memes, lads
>now purple up my python
I reluctantly grinned
And that's impressive considering how fucking ominous this appointment is
What's it for, anon?
Depending on how much you need it, it'll get pushed back further and further because fuck you that's how it works. The immigrants, junkies, drunkards, tramps and oldies and plain hypochondriacs need it more apparently.
>tfw the takeaway made and cooked the pizza just right
Who /all nighter/ here?
Listening to this again, it's actually making me crazy
I have Crohn's, subsequent anal abscesses, and subsequent internal sepsis.
Plenty of minor surgeries in the past but none of them have done it right.
They've given me a thorough MRI'ing and this consultation is where the surgeon tells me whether or not he's going to need to remove my rectum. He has previously stated that removal is the more likely outcome.
You do not want to be on a Gastro ward
>All at least 70 years old
>No control over bowel movements
>Somebody shitting themselves literally all the time
>In here for up to two months
I'd prefer to be in prison.
mate i am so sorry
>when the depression hits you just right
Always gets me this time of night the worst I think. I should probably just go to bed.
>first day of college
>break is coming up
>two robot types ask me to come hang out with them
>go round back and sit with the bigger group of smokers instead
forgive me my friends
I can't reveal my power level yet no one knows i'm actually a big sperg
n- no please, they have each other
The Freedom of Information Act 2000 received Royal Assent on 30 November 2000. It gives a general right of access to all types of recorded information held by public authorities and places obligations on public authorities to disclose information, subject to a range of exemptions. In common with other public bodies, NHS Professionals is required to implement the Act fully insert sheep onto the ward, good lorde, hold and wait there will be no debate this sheep might be a dick'head but he's sane, please do carry on doctor.
>I can't reveal my power level yet no one knows i'm actually a big sperg
Give it time. I give you 3 weeks max.
>Mum wants to re-decorate my dingy room
>Mite b cool
>My sleeping pattern is fucked and we're both awake at opposite times.
nothing like a bit of waifu posting to wake you up in the morning
No, more than that Anon.
Explain to me what exactly it means to you that you have fallen in love with a person that will never exist, that you will never hold in your arms, that you will never be able to tell just how much you love, that you will never experience life together with.
No matter how much you try or do not try.
Friendly reminder that there are Amerifags enjoying your britfeel RIGHT NOW.
Fuck off with your made up rules ya cunt
My frail NEET body isn't strong enough for these early starts.
>stalk her house in the early morning
>wait for her and her father to leave
>pose as the meter reading man
>gain access to her home
>when her mother is showing me to the meter I shoot her in the back of the head
>hide her body in the cellar
>take her house keys and phone, if no password, check facebook and texts
>go to her daughters room
>take clothes and anything else that looks fun
>have a bit of play time
>come back after midnight
>kill her father
>douse the house and her in gasoline
>burn it down to destroy my DNA evidence
Bit hungry desu, might go to the local sandwich shop up the road and get an all day breakfast sandwich
Poleaboo is back from his "tray wash" "interview" at the "employment links centre"
He got there at 10am sharp, noticed there were 3 other people waiting too (A Pole without ID, a young fedora tipping gent who can't get a bank account despite being British and an ethnic looking chav called "Dean"
The "tray wash" job involves heavy machinery and 12 hour shifts
Didn't learn much more because there was no fucking point
The "interview" was just filling out a form that said you had ID and could work the hours
They only needed 4 men
4 guys just happened to turn up early, they got the jobs and we were put on "reserve"
an absolute piss take
Mentor was smiling and asked how it went (I apparently missed her calling my name repeatedly)
Tried to tell her what happened but she said she'd catch up with the guy
Felt bad disappointing her
Like her because she seems to care
reminder that this is what Fatilde's teeth look like
Well I'm back from seeing my social worker, out of breath from the long (15 minute) walk home.
Managed not to shit myself, that anti-diarrhoea pill I took yesterday did its' job.
Feel a brewing now though, sat topless infront of my big 18 inch fan.
I hope not, the fucking retard. Would have loged to hear his conversation withbthe bank
> I, er u-u-uploaded my bank details to an anonymous message board thread being viewed by 300 people.
Are you a grill?
Sorry senpai, but I only date grills
>I only date cute boys or sexy manly men
>without a phone
she had her phone on her, but it was left in a park probably when she was abducted, that's how they found her body
also where are you getting that she was kicked out? all I read was that she left the club alone
Staying natty for now, don't wanna look like geodude
Pic related, its what I'm aiming for by summer, should be attainable.
Nah, I don't do that homo shit
I'm not far off this guy, he has slightly bigger pecs, a tan/better lighting conditions and is slightly more cut, as I said, I'll be there by late april/may
It's like that in reality too. You can go to literally any foreign country and you'll find a British community with a pub playing Sky Sports.
Wherever we go, we must also know football scores and drink Carling
Guys how do I stop being obsessed with a celebrity?
off ill from uni with the flu
i think the girl i took home from clubbing on friday gave me it
Kill them, or attempt to atleast.
Just woke up lads, don't know how much more I can take of this whole college life business hahaha
Speaking of which I fucked a girl with one of those real feel Durex condoms on the weekend (they're thin as fuck and it split) haven't heard from her since, on edge atm desu, should probably get myself down the clinic in the next few days too
Being normie is so much hassle
>you will never EVER experience the PUREST form of love
Is there even a reason to exist anymore?
its a shame, she was actually pretty cute but AWFUL in the bedroom. she definitely has some issues to work through
she took the pill in the morning, provided it wasnt a fake i think i'll still be a free man
No that only makes it worse, because all of that only makes me feel the turmoil of loving her and hating her at the same time.
I was born in Carlisle but I was MADE in the Royal Navy.
I recommend you lads joining.
i still used a condom, she's just on the pill anyway
she also seemed like a shy and reserved person so while she is a clubslut, im willing to bet her bodycountis lower than the average clubslut
Poleaboo feels as if he has been subconsciously killing his brain cells
There are so many painful thoughts and memories, the only way he can get through the day is by numbing himself, silencing all the noise in his head and thinking of nothing
better odds than 140 lads. my number's not too small either so i guess she probably has something to worry about as well
im off to the co-op to get some lunch and slutflu medicine, anyone want anything?
No word of a lie this happened to a friend of mine. She only told him 7 1/2 months into the pregnancy. Her excuse was 'oh I just thought I was putting on weight'.
He has a 1 year old son now and hates his life kek
I considered it after fucking up my life yesterday. Saw a Scientology office too and considered fucking with them instead, but then I remembered that one episode of the Peep Show (RIP).
>This happy breed of men, this little world, this precious stone set in the silver sea against the envy of less happier lands. This blessed plot... this earth... this realm... this England
There is no greater race of people in the world in my opinion.
You mean New Turkey?
Naa. Nobody liked them enough in WW1, nobody liked them enough in WW2 and nobody likes them now.
They build a few efficient cars and people think they're amazing. Germans are one of the most pathetic races on the planet, literally destined to fail at everything they do. They have achieved nothing except dividing Europe and starting the most disastrous wars in history.
The world would objectively be a better place if Germany didn't exist.
>You mean New Turkey?
Dumb joke to make when you look at the state of our country..
Those men were arrested, which is why their faces were on the front pages of newspapers.
Meanwhile in Germany they are literally telling women to "stop provoking" immigrants and to "remain at arm's length" to avoid being raped.
At least in the UK we blame the rapists. In Germany they are blaming the victims because those poor rapefugees don't know any better.
Lads, what's the best way to passive-aggressively bully a girl?
She does it to me but most people are oblivious to it, so if I'm too brusque and just tell her to fuck off or whatever, people will defend her. So it feels like I need to beat her at her own game.
Better than the white people who rape babies
>a literal traitor trying to justify his cucking fetish
Listen, it's absolutely fine if you want your daughter to be sexually assaulted by rapefugees. Just don't do it here, literally nobody wants you here.
Here is a website that pretends to be children to get pedos arrested, you can read the transcripts of their conversations with them, sometimes it's pretty funny how stupid they are.
I want to but we have mutual friends that we both do stuff with, often together. I've tried repairing things with her but have had no success. So it seems the only remaining option is to bully her back until hopefully she either stops her bullshit or leaves the group. Thankfully I'm more of a primary member of the group whereas she's really only secondary.
Just ignore her, if she hovers and repeats just pretend you didn't notice and slur your words like you don't care about whatever it is giving one or two word responses. Don't make eye contact and continue doing whatever it is you were doing.
>islam actively encourages rape and murder
>mohammed, the muslim god made flesh, was a barbarian pedophile
>but it is not all muslims, right?
I want to kiss TildeAnons soft, feminine lips as he's just finished swallowing a big black bulls load