/britfeel/

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might have to become the anti bully ranger i was always meant to be.

get IN the steam chat QUICK

>>26207662
just get blood tests from your gp, besides in the uk you won't get a proper endo anyway

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keen geordie sl/a/gs

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Anime=good.
Using your waifu as an avatar to be a horny faggot=bad.

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Friendly reminder:

No pakis
No Unifags
No gay shit (gays are welcome but stop talking about cuddling and shit)

Anime has it's own boards, so if you wish to discuss your "waifu" please do it on the relevant board

>>26207793
Anime waifu acting gay = nerd gay

Literally worse than Prison Gay

So what're you reading, lads?

Currently working my way through Metro 2033 for the first time. Seems pretty good.

>>26207737
WHY QUICK!????

>>26207817
It's even worse than nerd gay desu.

>>26207830
JUST join HURRY

>>26207820
Anna Karenina senpai. Although I've only read a couple pages, so I guess it doesn't count

>>26207840
tell me why first ?????????????

? ? ? ? ?

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state your name, cuz

>>26207820
I only read 4chan

>>26207858
cuz we TURNT tf UP in this bicth...

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DOES SILK ROAD OR THE ALTERNATIVES STILL WORK FOR BUYING SHIT?

>TFW WANNA BUY SOME LSD AND COKE
WHAT MARKET IS BEST TO USE NOWADAYS?

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why is there some Jewish conspiracy against cute girls going on in this thread lads?

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HOLY SHIT GUYS

IT REALLY DOES TASTE LIKE BANANA BREAD

>>26207884
but it's not real nigga hours yet

and im in there now anyway and it's dead

baka desu senpai

>>26207866
why do people listen to this shit? he's not /britfeel/ because he's not british. same with all of grime desu, it's all shit.

fuck off out of this thread with that nig shit. we don't want it

>>26207866

Is that Purple Aki's kid?

>>26207902
WE'VE ONLY BEEN SAYING SO FOR THE PAST 10 THREADS OR SO JESUS.

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Sissy brit boys please leave this thread

no gay shit, or else

>>26207793
>>26207796
>>26207817
Piss off normie scum. /brit/ might be better suited to you

>>26207897
Cute girls are good. Just don't use it as a gateway to gay roleplay.

>no singles policy isn't a meme
>it's a reality

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-35471684

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>>26207930
people don't really gay roleplay here, except for ironic thirsty tildeposting though.

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Nobody has asked waifus to be posted yet this is in dire need of rectification

>>26207972
>>26207965
Steam raid inbound.

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>>26207928

>ha ha, pretending to be gay and talking about cuddling is top banter
>I'll call him a normie to boot, that will show him

Do one you mug

>tfw anime posters ruined comfy /britfeel/

Why couldn't you just keep it on the relevant boards lads
This is for feels, not waifus

how do I find social classes so I'm not a complete loser?

I'm in WSM

>>26207928
I'm less of a normie than everyone here except 1 other person, so why don't you fuck off to lgbt or some shit

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>>26207972
Wafiu posted desu

>>26207998
>Being in love with somebody that will never exist is not a feel

>>26207923
>not British

Err yeah he is Tbh

>>26207998
It's an avatar, report them.

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>>26207972
stepping back from what makes me sad, and just enjoying Jun for a bit is what get me through the tough times.

Who else need to pass on their second time on driving test?

>>26207853
Interesting. Never read any Tolstoy myself.

Who A n d o v e r here

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>big first paycheck on the 12th to take care of all my unemployment+neet induced problems
>450quid in bank, 20quid in hand, probably 10 or so in loose change
>will be billed 405quid for phone+rent+gym on the 10th
>have to keep 14quid for a weekly bus pass in case HR fucks up the pay timing/bank transfer cause it's my first job in 6 months


Awesome, got probably 40 quid to live off of 2 weeks.

And I do active work 8 hours a day so I eat like 3500-4000 calories too, just kill me familia.

brb eating tesco's 40pence 2000calorie peanut butter jars for the next 2 weeks.

>>26208036
here mate. tears me up thinking about it everyday. if i don't pass i'm pretty much fucked until may. the waiting list is so long it's ridiculous.

there is like 30 poeple ins team cheat but no one is talking lol

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>>26207972

>tfw they stopped printing t-shirts with mai waifu on them approximately 5 years ago

>>26207926

No substitute for first-hand verification. I had to buy 3 for 5 Good Boy Points so I got some of the honey beer as well from the same brewery, I hope it is tasty desu

>>26208022
no he's not you fucking mug. he's literally the colour black... i'm willing to bet money his parents are immigrants from somewhere in africa... he may have a british passport mate, but he's not fucking british.

also, you're a faggot though... listening to some fucking bum stood in a park ''rapping'' and saying ''shut up'' over and over while his boys crowd around him... you must be white, middle class and sheltered because i know black ''shotters'' that don't even listen to this shit.

you faggot, hang yourself

>>26208083
how do i join it?

>>26208083

Can I Join The Steam Chat Without Joining The Steam Group?

>>26207928
Two faggots who waifu post litterally met up irl. You are normie fucks in your Uni years.

>>26207737
LINK THE GROUP LA

>>26208050
War and peace was alright, he occasionally goes on these rants about napoleon and determinism that are almost funny.
The characters are well written though
>>26208086
Bargain booze then?

>>26208102
join the steam profile and theen llcik join chat and yorue good to go

>>26208105
Yes All You Have To Do Is Go To The Groups Profile And Click Join Chat

>>26208083
>steam chat

why not just set up an IRC tbf famicom

>>26208089

Fucking this

Only wannabe gangsta white boys listen to this shit, fucking cucks the lot of them

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel

L a d s

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Just watched this lads, didn't really understand it but it was entertaining.

Gripping.

Intense.

Gripping again.

>>26208126
>irc

It's not the 90s anymore

Do I have a high hairline or just a big forehead?

>>26208065

Just ask your mum for a loan 2bh, she's going to be chuffed you finally got a job anon

>>26208155

get your eyebrows done, fuck.

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I would like a chubby waifu with wide-ish hips and a cute face but cannot think. Can anyone recommend me any potential matches to my criteria? Kappa

Pic unrelated as 3D

>>26208151
grip my DICK

>>26208121
>Bargain booze then?

Yes indeed, it's a bit out of my way but I can see myself making regular trips there, they seem to have a better selection than Tesco.

>>26208173
You don't get to choose your waifu pal.

>>26208169
I want to but I'm to awkward to go get them done.
What exactly is wrong with them?

>>26208155
This isn't /soc/

Fuck off

oc

>>26208166
>implying thick eyebrows aren't top tier
what are you doing bro? i bet you look like those people with drawn on eyebrows. men who get their eyebrows done are fucking homos unless they don't ask for it and the barber just does it

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>>26208190
but I don't watch anime...

>>26208209
All I want to know is if I have a high hairline

I'll delete it.

>>26208226
Doesn't have to be from anie-may desu senpai

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>>26207972
Done~

Had about 200 calories today and now have a stomach ache desu~

>>26208191
Here's a guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixZ9clB_7t4

>>26208166

they're living the retired life in the philippines while I'm freezing to death here, a bank transfer would take forever I think, plus there's a charge since they are from a different EEA country.

I could do paypal, but the only thing that accepts paypals are pizza delivery chains and they are overpriced to insane levels (plus shitty carb foods).

>>26207924
SCOUSER
C
O
U
S
E
R

>tfw No one lives in Andover here
Ree~~

>>26208173

No, you don't want a"waifu" you simply want a girlfriend.

Stop enabling weeb shit

>>26208265
I don't want to shape them that's GAY desu.

I think I'll stay ugly

gonna go take a dookie wait with memes for me

thanks in advance

>>26208288

You're fairly close to Azusa anon and Jun lad, I think

>>26208325
but how will you get a boyfriend if you don't?

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>>26208245
I literally can't think of a single animated thing I have watched in the last 12 months.
I just want to to be loved by muh waifu I ain't a fussy man

I don't know where to turn

>>26208391
Turn to vidya senpai

the steam chat is BOOMIN yall

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>>26208288
i'm fareham lad.

>>26208463
>tfw no aoe2 bf

I'm so bored, but there's nothing to do and it's too early to sleep otherwise I'll end up waking up at 6am with even less to do.

>>26208478
we CAN play it

I DO have it

>>26208463
Not that booming if you're posting here

Stop trying to generate interest in your nerd-gay rp fest

>>26208513
suck my dick pal tbeh

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>>26208484

WATCH some ANIMES anon

>>26208374
I want a qt blonde one night stand girl.

Not a boyfriend

god DAMN people I'm BORED the FUCK out

>>26207924
Purple Akis out

SOAKED THROUGHT THE RAINIEST DAYS
THE MADE ME THIS WAY

>>26208226

That girl looks really fucking familiar

>>26208586
overweight brunette slag with a bit of lippy

they all look the same

616 we the golden boys

>>26208523
You got any suggestions for someone who's never watched anime?

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I showed up for my college interview a full day late. I'd looked at the letter on Saturday, and I still hadn't noticed. I didn't realise until the train was already pulling into Manchester Piccadilly. I fucking hate myself. I just wish I could actually try to improve my life without immediately sabotaging myself in the most pathetic way possible.

>>26208679
Which college? Which course?

>>26208012
Why would a competitor in the world's strongest man need social classes? Pull their arms off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3oVvKLSVaA

WHO TRELLION HERE

>>26208677

The Akira film if you want a serious suggestion.

K-ON if you want a banter suggestion.

>>26208677
gurren lagaan is alright if you like robots and dumg jap shit.

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>>26208677
Space Dandy

torrent your animes from nyaa.se

t.spoon feeder

>>26208677

Psycho Pass is a decent anime for people who don't like/watch anime. Just don't watch series 2 is fucking shit

>>26208802

This guy is right too Space Dandy is fucking amazing, you should Check out Cowboy Bebop too

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Fuck lads I keep seeing this qt girl I really got on with at the shops. Really want to talk but keep thinking I don't have a chance since it's been a few months since we last had a good talk, thinks it's my oneitis. Sorry for wasting my problems away on here, but I have no one else

>>26208697

The Manchester College. An access to higher learning diploma.

I called them the second I got off the train, but they couldn't change anything around. The lady on the phone said they'd set another date and send me another letter, but she didn't ask for so much as a name, so either I was being fobbed off, or she didn't need too. I'll call back tomorrow just in case.

I'd like to spend one day away from myself. I'm such a twat and it's becoming terribly grating.

>>26208753
If you like Akira watch the director's other films. Paprika is a personal favourite.

>>26208853
give me her # ill talk to her for you

>>26208253
POST BOIPUSSY, NOW
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26207688
>January not crossed out

when

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>3 new free games on PS now
>All 3 seem to be turn based

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>>26208860

> I'd like to spend one day away from myself. I'm such a twat and it's becoming terribly grating.

>>26209166

Every time I think "it'll be different now" and "I'm not like that anymore", but neither ever turns out to be true.

I haven't felt this horrible for quite a while~

rip stomach lining I guess.

>>26209249
Well at least we are not alone.
Although thats probably not a good thing for the country.
>>26209281
rip

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>>26209281
i will attend your funeral lad.

>>26209312
Oh boy that would be fun to watch. A bunch of random robots showing up at tildes funeral.

hey guys i'm moving to manchester come autumn. what do i need to know

>>26209326
What would his funeral song be?

>>26209281
Post boipussy now before you shit yourself

post some good tunes lads

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>>26208912
HERE YAR

>>26209370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zLeyDMS9yQ

>>26209352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEtncLyJ1kQ

>>26209334
Instead of "hello" you say "As salamu alaikum"

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so i come in from a long day at work

>>26209370
It's time lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jze2xTcukc0

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this song is playing on the radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7egZaT3hs

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which instantly reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4d7Wp9kKjA

>>26209370
Love this game desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae4F62Nl0XE

what the fuck are leicester on lads

>>26209436
hey anon this is weird but could you take some more pictures of your floor possibly more focused.

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and every body forgets I've got a dog
HTTPS://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyKsSFzw_w0

>>26208860
>The Manchester College. An access to higher learning diploma.

I was seriously considering going there and doing Access to Higher Engineering. Couldn't finance it though.

>>26209569
Are you going to jerk off on the picture? Don't people do that with waifu picture normally?

>>26209572
Don't lie, that's a rabbit. I can read the label, for christ's sakes.

>>26209592
no it just looks a lot like my floor please anon

>>26209618
Could you cum on it anyways please

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>>26209569
Ah a fellow Rustle fan I see.

>>26208860
Don't worry you'll have a secretary later in life to take care of these things

damn god DAMN steam is DOWN

Steam just die for anyone else? Is it Gaben's infamous scheduled maintenance?

>>26209674
yea.
it happens senpai relax
Where you in the middle of some steamy erp or something?

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>>26209703
i was about to start some ffs.

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>>26209513
>>26209380
another couple of falling goal ditcher dancing in their twilight because the said they wouldn't be the last happy old people, the people of the days that knew the book of the few that was 1984. Power has to be something shouted the next time you hear a chant meme the dyslexic understand less when you shout keep it the same as usual and don't water the bonsai that guy's earned a day off

>>26209674
>>26209681
That reminds me, how many of you were affected by the BT outage today?

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RIP steam

>>26209703
no im talking to my dad on steam he said he has an important thing to tell me I do not know if its related to his chemotherapy which left me horribly anxious

im so fucking anxious rn

>>26209718

would you be offended if I wanked to the fantasy of you two fucking?

>>26209730
I was talking to my friend about jazz, so I know how you feel

>>26209730
that is a surprising choice of channel over which to talk to ones parents.

Do you think the number of virgins in the country goes up or down per day? Do you think the number of first-time shaggers per day is greater than the birth rate? Food for thought

>>26209742
They would not, don't worry

>>26209761
its either this or message pidgeons since my dad dislikes e-mail (talk about being old-fashioned) and absolutely hates phonecalls and he has 2k hours in garrys mod so steam is really the only suitable thing

>>26209824
i take it he's too far away to pop round and see him.

>>26209824
Nah man, your dad sounds cool apart from the garrys mod thing.
E-mail is shit and phonecalls are worse desu

>>26207894
>SILK ROAD
lol la

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>>26209847
late gee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgbefB8etlg

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What fresh poleaboo antics did I miss today?

>>26209930
God David Tennant is sexy

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>>26209718
https://youtu.be/70C2XPNVtmc

>>26209939
He has big ears though.

>>26207894
I used Rusty Peach to get a 5g of Dytrixal Fornicate and 50 doses of LOP.

It arrived securely packaged 3 days later. Would recommend.

>>26209930
>rgu
every time

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>>26209953
>Halo theme in the background

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you will never cuddle and play modded oblivion with Jun...

>>26209957
but dat voice tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfbVejZgIeE

David Tennant, best doctor desu

>>26210003
But oblivion is a single player game

>>26210035
its about the atmosphere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY41Q1FYokQ

>>26209953
> Its all an illusion
>That'll be 50 GBP please

>>26210024
>watching Dr who past the age of 12

>>>/tumblr/
>>>/america/

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>>26210035
And a shit one too. Fucking 'go to cave #48949 and get me pointless item #45783'.

Cave simulator.

>>26209930
that girls hand is cute

>>26210035
You take turns and swap when they cum

>>26210075
Its comfy though, and the quests can be pretty fun actually.

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>>26210074
I stopped watching after a few episodes the last season. The writing went to shit. I even sat through the meme Matt Smith years. They had their good points, mostly Amy. She was great companion.

But holy fuck, that last season. They need a new writer, badly. It's a shame as Capaldi really can be a great doctor.

>>26210156
bit of eye candy for the dads

>>26210156
> The writing went to shit.

It has literally ALWAYS been shit writing.

Nice dubs, George

>>26208226

>tfw no belly gf with huge squishy thigh meat to crush your head between her legs

just kill me lads..

>>26210156
Moffat is finally going, but not before another shit tier series. At least smarmy and bitch face have fucked off

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>>26209994
cool i knew consider a point of veiw 404 wew

https://youtu.be/_M4bJH_zarI

>360 is a 4 minute video 3mins60secs

>not 4:01 bro

>>nice bags

>>26210219
Thanks for you (You)

>>26210156
Yeah, well what are you gonna do?

The entire writing team needs be replaced. Doctor Who needs to be directed and produced by cynical nerds again.

I'm not a very /pol/itical man, but the SJW bullwhit in doctor who these days is nauseating. The episode with random black people in 15th century England was a fucking joke.

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>>26210204
too close to home /original/

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>>26210231
two one three
>five two one
>>26210521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsTJ4LDFsMM

>going to ask siri to name my new company 26 time through the internet at frankie boy better know

>tfw I've gotta wait almost a month before I can save the money to finish my pc.
Anybody know a good way to get 300 bong?

>>26210309
Thank (You) for the (You)

>>26210338
sell shit on ebay
open a bank with an overdraft

>>26210343
>sell shit on ebay
Not him but how hard is this for a person of social anxiety?

>>26207902
what brewery is it?

>>26210204
>tfw no mommy gf to upgrade my boy underwear to panties

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>>26210194
I used to like it. It was fun show, nothing serious or complex. Just a guy going through time and space with a friend solving mysteries.

>>26210217
He is? That's great news.

>>26210277
>tfw used to be excited for new Doctor Who episodes
I just want that feel back desu senpai. How could they fuck up so bad? There's still some talent there. I think the last memorable episode was the Mummy on the Orient Express. That wasn't too long ago was it? Like 2 years ago or something?

>>26210386

Wells

>>26208586
imagine if Debbie from Emmerdale got fat.

>28
>NEET
>Dropped out of high school & college
>gave up on life when I was 15 or so
>knew nothing good was ever going to happen to me or get better
>no ambitions or goals
>still don't know what job I want
>too old to get back into education, couldn't if I wanted to
>everyone I knew growing up has moved on
>gfs/married/houses/careers
>left behind in a dead end northern town
>nothing to do here but drink yourself to death
>all the people here are either fat single mums/heroin addicted men/old people too old to leave
>nobody my age to socialise with
>nobody understands that there is nothing to do for someone my age who has no social life
>all their advice just boils down to "go outside!" or "just b urself :^)"
>all the activities that take place outside are social activities
>have nobody to go outside and be social with
>every time I go outside I feel like I don't belong there and can't relate to anyone or anything
>implying I could even hold down a conversation for more than 3 seconds to begin with
>just fill my days watching netflix and playing games to distract myself from the hopelessness of life

Maybe 2016 will be better lads?

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Lads i'm literally in tears of laughter at this:

http://xhamster.com/movies/5646546/british_milf_gets_fucked_in_hold_ups.html

fucking hell hahahaha

>>26210663
Are your parents okay with you being neet at 28? If so, you're living the dream lad.

>>26210663
change your attitude

spending all day playing netflix and watching games is a dream life for many

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Literally the fucking universe at my fingertips here and yet I am bored half to death most of the time

>very suicidal five minutes ago
>now feeling great

who else here /moodswings/?

Feels good desu~
Going to try and eat something and then go to sleep. Got to finish shaving tomorrow since I have been too depressed to finish it during the past few days~

>>26210663
move somewhere remote and foreign and become a hermit

>>26210804
Yeah but that's cause of meds, it's the worst, you've just got to try and pull through even if you want to die

>>26210663
This is so close to me, I have to wonder whether someone saved my post from over a year ago and started using it as a meme...

Exact same position, but I'm 29

Which part of the North? I'm in North West. Despise this town.

>>26210804
heart lad, love you.

>>26210848
I am not taking any medication~

>>26210871
I love you too qt~

>>26210804
Happens to me too, especially during the past few days. Just have to ride out the bad feelings.

>>26210804
You're in a good mood so post boipussy

>>26210639
HNNNNNG
/og/

>>26210705

My mum is bi-polar and tried to kill herself a few years ago for reasons. Now she just goes out to costa, stuffs her face with cakes, comes back, sleeps till 7pm and then stuffs her face with more cakes till it's bed time.

>>26210716

I went to Bristol to visit a bunch of mates recently and for the first time in my life I felt like I belonged somewhere, not out of place or awkward or nervous. Then I came back home and wanted to kill myself after 1 day of being back.

>>26210864

North East/Midlands. Yorkshire. It's honestly a desolate wasteland. This whole area used to be the industrial hearty of the country and when the mines closed and all the cheap labour moved overseas it started a death spiral that's still going. to this day.

There's no hope, no future. Nothing to do here but get aids, get pregnant at 13 and die from alcoholism at 24 because the average person is a delinquent chav who mugs old ladies for their pension.

shit lads what the fuck do i do. one of my friends contacted my brother through normiebook and he sent message to me. he wants to organise a meet up with a group of old friends not talked to any of them in 6 years

>>26210970
Do you live in hull mate?

Its shit here

>>26210897
No that's why I get them tilde~senpai

>>26210970
Can you move to bristol? Do you have some savings you could use and then get a job there? Preferably get the job first?

>>26211015
How is a 28 year old, who didn't even finish college, with a 10 year gap in his employment history and zero references, going to move to Bristol and get a job?

>>26211048
He just needs to be himself

>>26211080
Aye. Just needs to walk into a Bristol company, wear a suit, give the manager a firm handshake and ask for a job

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Got the ouija board out tonight, she is dubious about my choice to become a eunuch as it might mean i have no genitalia in Heaven with her.

Started seeing a therapist and working on myself to try and drag myself out of a pit I've been digging for years.

Wish me luck lads.

>>26210938
Noo, I'm not letting you talk me into anything~

>>26211004
C-could have pretended I was right to make me not look like an idiot desu~

>>26211110
I look forward to your whiny self-pity when you fail and are back here looking or friends.

bucketofcrabs.gif

>>26210377
you have to go to the post office when you don't want to.

>>26211048
Do what everyone else does and lie lie lie

>>26211098
Literally that easy, I know

>>26211048
Volunteer to get experience and references first.

>>26210998

Tad further south m8.

>>26211015

Wish I could lad, like >>26211048 said how am I supposed to support myself? I have no experience, the only job I could conceivably get is in the service industry and then I'll be competing with every single immigrant, teenager and OAP who had to come out of retirement.

>>26211216
Volunteer, get on training/skills programs, get shit like health and safety cert, fire safety etc.

It all makes you more employable.

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I've had not enough sleep, lads. I'm going crazy desu

>>26211280

I've tried training programs and I'm too old for apprenticeships. Job centre forced me to go on a "work skills" course which amounted to learning that you can find jobs in a newspaper and build a tower out of straws.

Then I tried a program which is tailored to help people with anxiety to get back into work. The only training my advisor could find in the field I want (IT) was "learn how to use microsoft powerpoint" and they were like multiple weeks long courses She also told me about a group meeting which would be people similar to me so I though hey, people my age right? I went to one appointment and the group was like this:

>50+ year old man
>50+ year old man
>40+ year old woman
>40+ year old woman
>40+ year old woman
>40+ year old woman
>25 year old guy who went there with his mum.

Didn't go back and she never bothered to phone me up about my concerns when I emailed her it might not be for me.

>>26211415
>>25 year old guy who went there with his mum.

one of us
one of us

>>26211415
There is the European computer driving license thingamy which is essentially using Microsoft programs but I think it get more advanced. isn't there like city and guilds IT diplomas and stuff.

You won't be able to get into IT straight off without a lot of luck but you might be able to get a generic admin position

>>26211415
>The only training my advisor could find in the field I want (IT)
You won't get into IT without a degree or a portfolio of work. You're aiming for too high. I'm talking entry level IT jobs too, even they are mostly for graduates these days.

>>26211531

I honestly don't think he was. He was only anxious because he got attacked by an autistic kid at his previous job and it rattled him. He wasn't embarrassed in the SLIGHTEST about being there with his middle age mum. Fucking baffling lads.

>>26211559
>>26211578

Yeah I know, I'd honestly be alright with a shitty data entry job.

>>26211101
The poleaboo method of obsession isn't going to bring her back to you. It'll just make her not want to come back even more.

>>26211621
>I'd honestly be alright with a shitty data entry job.
So minimum wage office type shit yeah? Not too hard to get into. There are places who look for volunteer admins/data entry. Lot of charities look for this. Try applying for some. Sucks working for free but will help your CV for future office admin stuff.

>>26211677
Volunteering cuts into "full time job searching"

Not allowed to do that

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>watch up faggots

>>26211726
Why? Are you on disability?

wish I could just stay in this moment, drinking tea, listening to the shipping report.

It's the comfiest 12 minutes of my day

>>26211869
>listening to the shipping report

meme hobby. I tried listening to it and it bored my nuts off

>>26211863

That wasn't me but I'm on ESA, only check in with the JS every 6 months.

>>26211889
I wouldn't call it a hobby, just appeals to me for some reason

>>26212031
>just appeals to me for some reason

Because you're either autistic or an insomniac, either way you're an insufferable cunt and listening to the shipping report is nothing but pretentious ASMR

>>26212066
Why are you so angry? I also play fallout 4 and go on reddit. Come at me you faggot.

>>26212252
>Why are you so angry?

I'm not, but I get that you have difficulty judging tone because of how autistic you are.

I just find the shipping report ball-achingly dull

>>26212275
I find your mum ball-achingly dull in bed. Like a dead fish. Tell her to work on that.

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I'm at breaking point
this mudblood cunt eyeballed me on the bus today, he keeps looking at me cause I shouted him down in the street

basically I said fuck off ya cunt, stuck my finger up and said what's good because he took the piss out of my mum as retarded as that sounds, he was with his mate and I was with my brother

we're older & bigger than both of them

what should I do? I don't wanna smash his face in because he's younger than me and smaller but I'm tired of him eyeballing me

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Back and forth now I'm feeling guilty
Cause I just can't stop this pendulum in my head

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alright lads, goodnight. been a pleasure as usual.

>>26212382
You cant afford my mum

>>26212559
Night laddo

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>>26212634
She charges a pack of hob nobs mate. The supermarket brand ones.

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GET TO BED BRITS
ITS TIME FOR AMERICAPOSTING

>>26213018
REAL NIGGA HOURS

W
H
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U
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M
O
T
H
E
R

F
U
C
K
E
R
S

hi everyone i think im a bender

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>>26213106
SMASHHHHH DAT LYKE BUTTON

>>26213119
Don't worry mate, we all are here

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>>26213119
Half of /britfeel/ is gay/bi lad. Welcome to the club.

Good night cousins from across the pond!

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https://youtu.be/eW0f8pIq7rQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yocb-wQKG2w_hite
>kite

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Anyone here play Paladins? Takes too long to level up as I just want to get all the cards so I can stop playing. So close.

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Britfeel is full of gay jews.

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Who /nevergonnagetboipussy/ here?

>>26213432
/probablytoooldforit/ here

>>26213432
i wish anon

i wish

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Post your best Nigel memes, lads

Friendly reminder that you're a fucking casual if you go to bed before 4am.

>inb4 le jobe meme

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>>26213786
classy lad
>now purple up my python
https://youtu.be/F0PybNVUurc
vote green

>Hospital appointment at 9am
>If I go to bed I'll just sleep through it
>Gotta stay up all night instead

>>26213939
Don't worry, they're so fucking slow you won't actually be seen until 6:30pm August 6th 2133 it's funny because the NHS will be long gone by then please like my joke

>>26213939
black people problems

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>>26214013
I reluctantly grinned
And that's impressive considering how fucking ominous this appointment is

>>26214060
What's it for, anon?
Depending on how much you need it, it'll get pushed back further and further because fuck you that's how it works. The immigrants, junkies, drunkards, tramps and oldies and plain hypochondriacs need it more apparently.

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>tfw the takeaway made and cooked the pizza just right

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Who /all nighter/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ6_CIv3Tfc
Listening to this again, it's actually making me crazy

>>26214115
I have Crohn's, subsequent anal abscesses, and subsequent internal sepsis.

Plenty of minor surgeries in the past but none of them have done it right.

They've given me a thorough MRI'ing and this consultation is where the surgeon tells me whether or not he's going to need to remove my rectum. He has previously stated that removal is the more likely outcome.

You do not want to be on a Gastro ward
>All at least 70 years old
>No control over bowel movements
>Somebody shitting themselves literally all the time
>In here for up to two months

I'd prefer to be in prison.

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>>26208034
https://youtu.be/E_8IXx4tsus
https://youtu.be/E_8IXx4tsus

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>>26214197
mate i am so sorry

>>26214186
why are you doing this to yourself anon?

>>26214197
fucking hell lad what an absolute nightmare

hope you get to keep it

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>>26214170
>when the depression hits you just right

>>26214258
I don't know, lad.

>>26214342
I could barely manage an hour, how long have you been listening to it so far?

feeling quite lonely desu

anyone wanna talk on skype?

>>26214481
Yea, whats ur skype

>>26214472
I'm almost seven hours. Save me.

>>26214501
what's yours?

don't really wanna post mine on here as it's my username for everything

>>26214530
Here you go
berry-rasp

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>>26214197
sounds like shit

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>>26215166
rare bonsai's
>66

>>26215244
>rare bonsai 44
we on a level lad

>>26214287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rqp8C0gDZ8

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>>26214287
Always gets me this time of night the worst I think. I should probably just go to bed.

smoked 5 cigs on a bench outside

just fucking end it all now lads

>>26215826
I don't get it. What are you complaining about exactly?

>>26215899
That he didn't smoke 6.

>>26215899
i dont know

>>26215916
yes
e
s

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>first day of college
>break is coming up
>two robot types ask me to come hang out with them
>go round back and sit with the bigger group of smokers instead

forgive me my friends

>>26216099
How could you?

>>26216099
B E T R A Y A L
E
T
R
A
Y
A
L

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>>26216139
I can't reveal my power level yet no one knows i'm actually a big sperg

>>26216153
n- no please, they have each other

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The Freedom of Information Act 2000 received Royal Assent on 30 November 2000. It gives a general right of access to all types of recorded information held by public authorities and places obligations on public authorities to disclose information, subject to a range of exemptions. In common with other public bodies, NHS Professionals is required to implement the Act fully insert sheep onto the ward, good lorde, hold and wait there will be no debate this sheep might be a dick'head but he's sane, please do carry on doctor.

>>26216245
Are they gay and cute?

B E T R A Y A L
E A
T Y
R A
A R
Y T
A E
L A Y A R T E B

This better come out right.

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>>26216269
>https://youtu.be/ItmY6XAVW9M

>>26216381
i wish. they look like they've given up on their looks and just don't even care anymore desu Nice lads though

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>>26216245
>I can't reveal my power level yet no one knows i'm actually a big sperg

Give it time. I give you 3 weeks max.

>>26216475
desu I gave up on my looks years ago, so I can't blame them

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromate

Just heard that this was a thing from a random ass Youtube video, holy shit what a great word.

What did you learn today, bromates?

>>26209281
How fucked are your teeths m8?

>>26218140
I think my teeth are fine. There are methods to avoid any problems and dentists haven't said anything over the years~

Anyway, good morning lads~

Just going to sleep now desu, probably only for 4 hours or so. Night lads.

>>26219215
Have a good one Tilde, keep your boipussy warm for all of us.

>>26219215
>tfw been masturbating to the thought of you

>>26219268
>Have a good one Tilde

I will try, senpai~

>>26219305
I am a little bit flattered, but mostly embarrassed desu~

>>26219587
tilde you are literally my world right now, I cannot help but think of you all day, what can I do to earn your love?

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Morning lads

>>26219587
Morning Tilde

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>Mum wants to re-decorate my dingy room
>Mite b cool
>My sleeping pattern is fucked and we're both awake at opposite times.

Fug.

>>26219215
>>26219305
>>26219587
>>26219607
This is a level of shitposting I haven't seen before. Does this tripfag even have a vagina you faggot?

>>26219653
No, he's a fat bulimic fagola and we all hate him.

>>26219653
>wanting him to have a vagina

disgusting

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>>26207972

nothing like a bit of waifu posting to wake you up in the morning

>have arthritis in ankle
>only 24
>had it at least 5 years

>>26217553

Nice fact my O=B-O
II
O

>>26208019
>>26208034
>>26208086
>>26208253
>>26219831
She will never be real.
Please explain to me in great detail the feelings envoked inside you by this thought.

>>26219928

sadness and pain

>>26216099
>february
>first day of college

hope you enjoy your btec hair and beauty course

Just fell down the stairs and broke my fucking leg lads

Waiting for an ambulance, at least I'll get free pain meds I guess

>>26219972
No, more than that Anon.
Explain to me what exactly it means to you that you have fallen in love with a person that will never exist, that you will never hold in your arms, that you will never be able to tell just how much you love, that you will never experience life together with.
No matter how much you try or do not try.

>>26220057
what happened senpai, i wish i could kiss your cock better