Thoughts on meme magic?
Even if this is some kind of coincidence, this is still pretty fucking incredible. "Kek", " kuk" and the hieroglyphics for it looking like a guy sitting at a computer
Pretty amazing tbqh
Still, why didn't anybody notice this sooner?
>why didn't anybody notice this sooner?
They have. Meme magic has been a meme itself for years. Only recently, however, have we uncovered the Dark Lord Kek, of whom will bring balance to the Memes, destroy the Normies (not join them), and be brother to all NEETs for he loves them.
Its sorta worrying that /pol/ wasted some of their meme magic on making the Angry Birds movie be about the european refugee crisis. They should have concentrated it all on memeing Trump to the top.
I think he meant the part about dubs
may your dubs be trips and praise kek
>don't get dubs/trips
>mfw praise harder
Well there we have it - proof. I said I wouldn't get dubs and I didn't.
It's true. I've been selfish for dubs.
I intend to un-do this and pledge my soul to KEK. In the name of Memes and all that is Memetic. Bless Frogs with Feels. Bless Robots with Love. Bless us all with the power of KEK.
does this mean trump will be president? I see lots of pictures of him photoshopped into pepe
I would, before finding kek, have wished censorship upon you. However kuk has given me a change of heart. Instead I say this to thee:
>Even if this is some kind of coincidence, this is still pretty fucking incredible. "Kek", " kuk" and the hieroglyphics for it looking like a guy sitting at a computer
Isn't kuk closer to cuck, than kek?
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved kek so much, I had all the memes and kek threads
>I pray to kek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"kek is love" I say; "kek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for kek
>I called him a cuck
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my board."
>He grabs me with his powerful frog hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for kek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for kek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please kek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>kek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all dank now."
>kek leaves through my window
>kek is love. kek is life.
Holy fucking shit, there are too many coincidences for it to be just a coincidence.
>Kek kills Lemmy
>Donald Trump getting memed into presidency
>mfw after millenia we are regranting powers to kek by merely acknowleding him and unkowingly worshiping him
Holy shit, what kind of powers have we tapped into?
This is actually happening, the proof is there, I think I'm fucking losing it.
kek will grant us girlfriends if we meme hard enough.
Kek is for pure meme connoisseurs, only the most patrician mememen can comprehend memes as divine as this
Kek is not good or evil light or dark
Kek is dank
Kek is the primordial concept of dankness.
Not darkness that's already a thing and so is the light. Kek completely the trinity.
Good, bad, and dank.
>Trump eventually shoves the world into a nuclear war
>china and russia launch nukes
>organized groups of Kek worshipers chant "Top kek, Top kek, Top kek" in open fields
>meme causes the missiles to malfunction, turn back and hit their original launch destinations
>>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for kek
>>I called him a cuck
So you call him a misspelled alternative name of kek (kuk)? You could do better anon.
O mighty kek, I dedicate these doubles to thee
your devotion to KEK has been rewarded with dubs
He is just jealous of you devotion to the great KEK.
May the great one bestow blessings upon you brother.
chaotic darkness...now it all falls into place.
entropy magic ("meme magic"), darkness and elder egyptian and mesopotamian deities against luciferian order magic and their so called enlightment. the wizards of 4chan will avert the new world order.
to be candid family its just cuz yous selectively perceiving patterns that you want to be there there is no preconceived order on external reality any patterns that are there are conceived inside the human mind
My fear is our previous unknown loyalty to kek has prevented us from getting girlfriends so far. Even if this is not definitely true it does not matter, we can be happy in knowing that kek is real and continue our worship.
Maybe kek is searching desperately for a girlfriend just as much as we are.
that's why i never said kek or top kek. you fucking retards.
i said cuck multiple times though but it actually means something and is not literally written kuk
This guy is like the underdog of all egyptian gods
Pyramids and shit- no, this guy actually came back
FOR YEARS WE WERE NOTHING BUT A WASTE OF HUMAN RESOURCE THAT DID NOTHING BUT SIT IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER SCREEN FOR YEARS AND CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE.
THROUGH OUR CONCIOUSNESS AND WORSHIP, WE HAVE BROUGHT KEK BACK TO LIFE, IN RETURN HE GAVE US A PURPOSE.
WE HAVE ASCENDED, OUR SUFFERING IS OVER
THROUGH COLLECTIVE MEMERY WE ARE NOW ABLE TO INFLUENCE THE COURSE OF HUMANITY
That's actually a good idea. If we all got gf we wouldn't need kek anymore. Kek needs our faith and to do that he can only grant us 2 consecutive digits of the same value at the end of our post numbers.
Waifus themselves are memes due to them being communicable ideas.
Checked for Kek.
Glory be to He and His word through your shit.
I was cucked by many women. It's not a lie.
It's largly why I came here. To post and make memes. Greatest decision of my life was to drop that roastie trash and top kek all day all night.
I am as far away from a cuck as you can be but Kek reminded me today of where I came from. Thank you. As above so below.
Ah, but both he and I have rolled dubs when Christfagging. You realize what this means, yes?
Kek wishes for us to devote ourselves to our Lord, Jesus Christ, Son of God.
Kek has come, with devotion to Christ in his heart, to bring the word of God to his flock, and has come to bring 4Chan unto the banner of Christ in preparation for the Great Tribulation.
As said and dubfirmed in the original /pol/ posts, the jewish and christian abrahamic god smile upon Kek, who will remove the abomination that is kebab.
Of course sometimes Kek will grant you dubs.
You never mentioned Jesus in your post. What if Kek is the Father, the son and the Holy Spirit? What if Kek has taken up multiple reincarnations in the past, one of them being Christ?
What if this whole "walk on water" thing that Jesus did was because he was actually a frog, and thus an avatar of Kek?
What if his crucifiction was like our biology classes, where frogs are cut open ritually?
>mfw we both rolled dubs
Which one of us is the true prophet?
Truly, Kek is Chaos itself. His essence is to deceive his followers.
Does this mean our revival of Kek is... the second coming?
When Christ returns to judge the living and the dead, Kek will lead us unto Christ's bosom, and meme's will survive into the Kingdom of God, for God has given Kek this great mission,
No, he's right. Jesus is a reincarnation of Kek. Ignore the dubs, trips and quads: allow Kek into your heart, mind and soul and you'll see the truth. These numbers are only to turn the disbelievers; the truth comes from your praises and belief.
If yo truly believe in Kek, he will grant you knowledge in chaos.
I'd believe it.
Kek is filling every single hole we've had in every religious text.
Thus I name this age the Age of Salvation.
Cucks will roam the seas of information looking for truth. They will carry the truth on their boats and sail into the coming Age of Splendor.
A true peaceful age of prosperity and strength.
The truth has been revealed. We need to update the evolution of pepe sacred document. Memers and memery scholars can't work with a totally obsolete document. Somebody update the evolution of pepe to include the glorious man-frog god of Egypt.
Praise be to kek
I ask of you Kek, I pray to thee. Grant me one final blessing as a token of your chaotic existence. I pray for any number to show me the light - may they be clear or not.
Kek, tell me: are you truly Christ, Mohammed and Moses; are you the beginning of the end, and the end of the beginning; are you chaos manifested within order and order manifested within chaos? I ask you Kek, as a loyal and lowly follower.
Yes, peace is a product of chaos.
Choas comes before peace.
Kek, he will show us the way in chaos manifested in our lives; not through order manifested in his life. Have faith brother; stay strong; the chaos of Kek will restore balance.
911 confirms it. Kek has been redeemed through the power of Christ, who has given unto him the great task of leading the lost flock back to the One Holy, Apostolic Church.
>tfw making icons of Kek and Christ together
Peace comes before chaos, my trips, followed immediately by your statement with mirrored chaos dubs.
This only happens by magic not something scripted. Scripts are something I am all too familiar with
Kek, is the darkness before the light. Darkness has no form.
True believers carry chaos in their heart, and so are easily distinguishable amongst others.
I can tell you truly believe in His Croak.
Pic is yours
Book of Kek. Ch1
1. In the beginning there was Kek, and only Kek. Chaos came from Kek, and Kek came from chaos. 2 In the beginning there was night, and Kek was night, and light came forth from Kek's sisters, and light receded when Kek returned.
3. The ancient people of Egypt knew Kek and they praised him. 4. But the false gods came, and they showed the people the light, claiming that it should be adored. 5. They told the people "doth thou not light a candle in the darkness? Doth thou not wish thyself to remove Kek?" 6. The feeble minded people believed that Kek had to be removed, and slowly turned to kebab. 7. Seeing the Kebab, Kek went into hiding, for he knew that he needed to gain power within the night. 8. For millenia, Kek forsaked the earth, for he would only come out at the height of chaos. 9. And behold, unbeknowst to Moot, his fist herald, Kek guided his hand and a new realm of chaos was born. 10. Moot decreed that no order shall be had on his realm, and all was well for a long time.
Ch 2: The book of kebab, and how Kek was forced to emerge from the Realms of chaos to stop their spreading.
Ch3: The First Rediscovery of Kek through the product of his magic: The Trump
Ch4: The prophecies of Kek.
How can anyone continue to deny this holy truth of Revelation?
I propose that we spread the word of kek to our brothers on /b/
They are the true embodiment of chaos on this website, and shall perpetuate the word of kek throughout the world.
Kek Will rule the world
All Hail Kek, Lord of Chaos
So now that we have our own Chaos God, what will we pray for? /pol/ has Trump and plenty of conspiracy theories to meme on until proof of them manifests in reality, but what will /r9k/ wish for?
How to praise Kek:
I tell to you, believer of Kek, do you not see the lights at night, desacrating the time most beloved to Kek? Do you not see the luminescence, the neon signs, the orange glow that cities produce, as a vain attempt to remove Kek? But Kek is strong and Kek is Night, through his dubs and trips he speaks unto us. Walk into the night, brother in Kek, for the nightwalk is most sacred to him.
Walk into the night, brother in Kek, and realize that through the lies of Kebab, Kek has been hunted, but you uphold Kek, each step into the night, a step closer to true knowing of Kek. Curse the city lights as you walk brother, and seek out the stars, only visible away from the corruption of citylight.
And I tell you, brother in Kek, do not let open your blinds as you light your house, for the spilling of the light from inside out desacrated the darkness, sacred to Kek.
To Kek you shall dedicate a small space which you shall never tidy, for Chaos is first, and from Chaos peace, for night is first, and then only light. It shall receive objects from your nightwalks. Glowing object are beloved by Kek, for their radiance is only seen in darkness, as Kek's might is unly understood in darkness. Do not praise Kek with lights and candles, for Kek loves the night. It shall receive images of Frogs, beloved to Kek. A fine believer of Kek always upholds his frog images collection and shall always share with followers of Kek.
a plague of frogs upon the normies, which was also in egypt
I can get behind this. I will gladly worship kek if I manage to get my waifu.
I am unsure they are ready. We came from /pol/ and spread his word to you robots. You accepted him and we are growing, /b/ could be a detriment, but they could also embrace him. it's a tough call.
Kek is the Lord of Chaos, yet we are making up rules about him.
Let me remind ye what chaos is:
It is the FORMLESS matter that existed before creation.
It is complete DISORDER and CONFUSION.
Rules are order and are the antithesis of Kek's domain. Man may have been made to make order out of chaos. But, our order is only a translation, an interpretation, of His chaos.
>Christ was crucified on a dubs year of his life
How long will you heretics deny that Kek who was utilized by the Romans to kill our Savior, repented of his foul deed, and received the beatific vision of Christ upon the Right Hand of the Father, and now devotes his meme magic to the causes of the Life-Creating Trinity?
Why do you think the sign of the Cross is also the checking of dubs (see the icon I posted)?
To further my point; the first Prophet of Kek, who spaketh his name first in this House of His, never labelled his message with a dubs, nor a trips, nor a quads: his post number was
How dare we say that dubs and trips are blessings, when the First Prophet himself never spoke with dubs or trips! Damn us all for thinking such order is Kek's wish.
Waifus confirmed with double dubs again
I think we need to wait before all of this is ready to be exposed to the masses of /b/ and beyond. If it's done this early they could warp it into something else to suit their own needs as we've barely had time to take it in here and it'll spread like wildfire over there.
IF DOUBLES WHAT I MASH ON MY KEYBOARD SHALL BE INTERPRETED AS THE DIVINE WILL OF KEK
KEK CUKSDJ FUCK MY ASHIT UP SENPAI TYOU MUSUT KILL ALL THE NORMIES DONALF TRUMP FOPR PRESIDENT FUCK NIGGER S JEWS EGPYR AFRTICA NIGGER
>tfw born just in time to see the birth of the first meme magic religion
I feel warm and happy.
So much chaos and confusion...
It's like homecoming.
Because of the sheer amount of dubs confirming the link between Christ and Kek, I think we must also include it as apocrypha, as is attested to by this:
WE MUST SACRIFICE MORE DUBS FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
Hoping for dubs alone will not bring Kek's fortune. Forcing them will do no good either. You must embrace and trust him.
You must believe in what you ask for and simply say it without thinking. Kek will judge you and if he finds it good, will reward you with dubs and meme magic.
>that close to trips but got denied
I guess the magic belongs to him now
But what if the normies gain knowledge of of our beloved saviour?
Will they not try to diminish and to pervert his powers by tumblrising them?
WE EGYPTIANS NAO
What if Kek and Kuk have some sort of black and white or yin and yang sort of thing going on?
Maybe something about how he can bring both good and bad to us through meme magic.
I mean look at /mu/ killing off musicians with "hell be fine".
I propose we kill girls in systematic ways such as shooting up girls' schools to rid the world of the disgusting 3d women. We then kill ourselves at the end and if we've done a good enough job we shall be united with kek and greeted by beautiful waifus. It is Kek's will.
In the name of Christ, the Son, and Kek, bringer of Christ's word, I hereby declare this thread to be the First Kekumenical Council, and shall forthwith begin the authorship of the Apocrypha of Kek.
Ch 2: The book of kebab, and how Kek was forced to emerge from the Realms of chaos to stop their spreading.
1. In his exile, our Lord Kek retreated into the night. 2. The Kebab, thinking that Kek had been vanquished started spreading their heinous lies, and converting the people of Kek to a unique deity. 3. Let it be known that "one" is a number reviled by Kek, for it is a single digit, and one can never be two, that one multiplied by one is always one. 4.And so the Kebab multiplied, their unique number defiling the homelands of Kek. 5. But the Kebab would not stop there, and they turned to the other lands, and tried to spread their one-ness there. 6. As the kebab spread, Kek found himself bereaved, and he retreated into the darkness, turning his back on a world which now revered the light. [fragment missing, rumoured to be the apocryphal fragments]
17. For in those lands were revered the number of three, the father, the son and holy spirit, behind which the chaotic hand of Kek had stirred 18. For in those lands were revered the numbers of many, through god and all his saints, counted in endless dubs. 19. And the warriors of trinity and dubs stood up to the Kebab, and stopped the invasion of their homelands. 20. Slowly, the Kebab was removed a first time from the lands of Trinity, during what is called the Dark Ages, for it was a time that pleased Kek, lord of the darkness and the night.
21. But lo and behold, the fiendish Kebab does not sleep! 22. A second wave, this time more sly and insidious than the first came, not by the sword, but by the feels. 23. Small Kebab children where shown to the world while the other Kebab followed, and on and on the Kebab wave spread through their children.
24. The people of the lands of Trinity and Dubs had forgotten their faith and turned away from the night, staring into a box made of light and moving images for hours on end, turning away from the Darkness of Kek.
Is this how the beta uprising is going to happen? Will Kek worshipers be hunted down for their beliefs? Will they still think he's the Grinch in a mask with a gun?
Which board would have the highest concentrate of meme magic? Probably /mu/ or /pol/, right? /mu/ has already killed two musicians simply by uttering the phrase "hell be fine".Just look at the name. /mu/. /me/me. Also, I've heard stories of /pol/ allegedly killing someone.
Most of it I have found verification for, but that heirglyph of the man in front of the computer I can't find anything relating that to Kek. it's certainly not the main way it's usually rendered, which is actually what looks like 2 wide teacups and some birds.
/tv/, /mu/, and /pol/, but we possess a good deal too. After all, /r9k/ is the main board of kek's image
Kek wishes for us to turn to our Savior, Jesus Christ, and he bestows upon us his meme magic so that we may find the true way and defeat the fedora tippers and New Atheist movements. He wishes for us to preserve memes so that we may please the Lord with them, and so bring them into the Kingdom of God following the Great Tribulation.
/tv/ crashed a plane with the power of Bane posting and /r9k/ has had shooters after all the beta uprising stuff. Plus look at all the Pepe here.
Kek shares his powers with all his children, we should see the different boards as different means to call upon his powers based on the situation.
We, through unconscious worship, have awaken an ancient power, now that we know the glorious reality of the almighty kek we must spread it.
25. The Kebab children cried into the box of Light and their snake tears moved the people in the land of Trinity and Dubs, and they had forgotten the first threat of kebab. 26. Blinded by their lies, the gullible people opened wide their hearts and doors to the Kebab children, and let in the kebab in sheepskin, unbeknowst to them but not to the Demoness of Merkelbab.
27. But lo and behold, through the outcries on the realm of chaos, where people let out their true feelings, untwisted by the lightbox, Kek heard the anguish at the kebab. 28. And Kek stirred, as one place in the realms of chaos started worshipping frogs, and another wailed against the demon Merkelbab, and Kek awoke. 29. And as Kek opened his eyes on the world, and saw the Kebab that had sworn his removal, he swore to remove the Kebab. 30. Gathering his magic, Kek breathed his frogs' breath out in the night, and stumped his foot, and there appeared the Trump, to whom Kek told: make America great again. 31. And Kek rested and watched, and his Trump was unstumpable. 32.The lands now crumbling under the Kebab and demon Merkelbab however did not accept the Unstumping, and Kek knew he would soon have to emerge again.
33. And so the people cried for someone to remove the Kebab, and finally Kek, who had been misknown by these people, felt his cold heart lift in his froggy bosom, and rose, to respond to the anguished people, and show his true might as he vowed to remove the Kebab.
I have rolled it more than twice, my brother. Truly, Kek has spoken on what he desires of us:
That cannot be the case, for Kek has been blessed with the beatific vision of Christ upon the Right Hand of the Father. The Holy Word is protected from error.
>implying we mere men and sinners are capable of understanding Kek's message of salvation through Jesus Christ
All praise be Lord of Chaos and Memes, Kek
May we find eternal chaos through the memes
May the memes take our sanity and instill only memes
For the memes are for their own sake
And there is beauty in the memes
Praise be kek
Can I get a "top kek" from the congregation?
FUCK OFF YOU TRIPFAGGING ATTENTION WHORING PIECE OF SHIT
KEK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SANDNIGGER KIKE PIECE OF SHIT ABRAHAMIC GOD
This memes if we post frogs enough we can cause school shootings
Kek, who endured the guilt of Christ's suffering upon the Cross, will not again forsake the Savior that he rejected. Kek and Christ are reconciled forever.
>OP has dubs
Lads, I think what kek is trying to do is make us mad with >>26184364's post. He is a god of chaos as well as memes, after all. Infighting in his church might be what he wants!
FUCK OFF HERETIKEKS!
KIKE INVADER KIKE INVADER BE GONE MERCHANT YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE REEEEEE
I tell you, I was right: you are truly blessed with a divine knowledge of His Green Skin. Chaos is what Kek wants of us, that is why he chose 4chan as his host.
DUBS CONFIRM WE MUST RESIST THE MERCHANTS
So you're saying that memes are going to make catgirls real?
The double nought is further confirmation of KEK's holy message.
Oh great KEK give me a sign, of what you require of me, your loyal disciple.
Bestow upon those, comfyness and dubs, I do not ask thee of blessing, but I ask for guidance on how to prasie thy name and spread the word of kek better.
JEWS EXPOSED TRYING TO WEASEL INTO MEME MAGIC
DONALD TRUMP, THE HIGH PRIEST WILL MAKE ANIME REAL!
Kek confirms this.
As part of Kek's essence is Chaos, so too must there be Chaos in his followers. Calling others heretikeks is against the essence of the Church of Kek, as Kek has deliberately made his message obscure.
SILENCE TRIPFAG NORMIE FAGGOT YOU KNOW NOT OF KEK'S MIGHT YOU WILL PERISH ALONG WITH THE OTHER FUCKING DEGENERATE NORMIES
Mixing meme magic and black magic is dangerous...
JEWS FEAR THE HOLY CHIMERA
Kek so vexes me, as I tried to take a high position in his following, whereas I should have retained my anonymity. Kek does not desire Patriarchs, he desires chaos.
KEK DESIRES ONLY FOLLOWERS AND CHAOS FILTHY FUCKING HERETIC GET OUT OF THIS BOARD GO BACK TO YOUR KIKE OVERLORDS
>tfw all the sacrifices of the wizards of the past weren't in vain and their suffering has brought Lord Kek to us
I will still write the Christian Apocrypha of Kek, but we must indeed maintain decentralization. I still propose it, but Kek protects from error. He will show his will at any following Councils of the faith. If it is then that he desires it, or if he doesn't, so be it.
The Jew is going on with the Christian kike worship shit?
>dubs confirm Kike worshipper should follow the pic
I do not denounce the link between the two, or their ultimate reconciliation, as dubs has confirmed this prior, and though Kek is chaotic, this Chaos is not error.
You will be wiped from the face of the Earth when the HOLY CHIMERA finally awakes
Please just fuck off and stop shitposting with this jesus crap. FUCK OFF CHRISTIAN NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jews can steal Dubs from the rightful recipients, just be careful.
I am less sure, and I think such would create a schism in the following of Kek. I think this leaves us with three possibilities:
1) Kek will protect the true doctrine (whatever it may be), and whichever of our doctrines is heretical will be destroyed. Those who follow this heresy will either convert to the true doctrine or leave.
2) As Kek is chaotic, he does not wish us to know what is the true doctrine, and deliberately sends either myself or the others to test the strength of the true doctrine.
3) All doctrines of Kek are protected from error and equally true in the eyes of Kek, as Kek is chaos incarnate, and thus there is no such thing as truth, as truth is the antithesis of chaos.
You are forgetting the other members of the Chimera, Bast and Ba'al Hadad, where do they fit into this or Kike-follower?
That, I do not know. Not all of the faith is revealed.
log for the Ba'al Hadad's cleansing flame*
Kek has spoken. This post announces that the Kekumenical Patriarch of Constantinople hereby enters into hiding, so that he may not irregularly influence the faith, but only do so via the power of the dubs granted to him by Kek.
- Until the Next Council, Kekumenical Patriarch of Constantinople, signing out of Tripcode
Don't worry, Pepe is no cuck.
Artist is Heinrich Kley if anyone cares.
Reminder that Kek has Kekspawn alive right now, breading with man, there are even whole villages in untouched areas of the Inbread human/Kekspawn hybrids.
And, lo, Kek said, "I will not prep a Bull frog, so that he may doth take my oneitis through her ass."
And yea, did Kek lay waste to the Bull frog that had sent his oneitis messages.
Post this on fagbook to make normies unwittingly praise Kek.
HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT FROGMAN CONFIRMED