Thoughts on meme magic? Even if this is some kind of coincidence,

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>>26180111
>why didn't anybody notice this sooner?
They have. Meme magic has been a meme itself for years. Only recently, however, have we uncovered the Dark Lord Kek, of whom will bring balance to the Memes, destroy the Normies (not join them), and be brother to all NEETs for he loves them.

>>26180111
consciousness affects reality; this is the essence of magic.

>>26180234
What I mean is, how come all of this nly surfaced recently?

Surely some historian anon would have made the connection ages ago

Is there any proof that this is real though?

>>26180294
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kuk_%28mythology%29&redirect=no

>>26180270
Apparently it's quite an obscure deity, only recently has our relentless accidental worship made him relevant enough to grant powers like killing through meme magic

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Its sorta worrying that /pol/ wasted some of their meme magic on making the Angry Birds movie be about the european refugee crisis. They should have concentrated it all on memeing Trump to the top.

http://files.catbox.moe/v3judg.webm

>>26180294
>>26180412
I think he meant the part about dubs

>>26180521
H A I L K E K
A I L K E K
I L K E K
L K E K
K E K
K E K
E K
K

PRAISE KEK TOP KEK

let kek into your heart and soul

Praise kek. Bless me with your presence

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>>26180262
underrated post

may your dubs be trips and praise kek

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>Be me
>Praise kek
>don't get dubs/trips
>mfw praise harder

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>>26181594
Well there we have it - proof. I said I wouldn't get dubs and I didn't.

Praise KEK

>>26181594
Praise harder, brother, and Lord Kek shall bestow the holy dubs upon you.

Praise kek

dubs get, by the power of kek...dubs!

>>26181670
damn...worth a try though :(

>>26180111
also this got trips and the OP is about kek. interesting.

Kek will cleanse this world

>>26181640
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KUK
PRAISE KEK

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>>26181699
WINRAR

KEK HAS PRAISED THEE WITH DUBS

>>26181699
Dubs confirm

Kek will save us boys

>>26181701
You must believe in all your heart. Don't worship for the dubs. The dubs will just come when you give yourself to our lord kek.

Hail and praise

Holy shit, what if gods actually exist and us worshipping them powers.

WE SUMMON YOU, KEK.

GIVE US A SIGN.

>>26181749
It's true. I've been selfish for dubs.

I intend to un-do this and pledge my soul to KEK. In the name of Memes and all that is Memetic. Bless Frogs with Feels. Bless Robots with Love. Bless us all with the power of KEK.

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>>26181784
bee boo booop boop

>>26181801
FUCK.

But my faith will never wane.

>tfw kek is causing you social distress to make sure you worship him at his chosen hour

>>26181801
Good my brother. May kek bless you.

"Kuks thou shalt not suffer to live."

In the name of Christ almighty I banish Kek and raise these Holy dubs as tribute to the Lord.

Kek will deliver us all from the world's degeneracy

In the chaos, we shall be reborn

>>26181834
And may KEK be with you too, brother.

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does this mean trump will be president? I see lots of pictures of him photoshopped into pepe

Any link to the PC hieroglyph?

>>26181847
fuck you m80 you can go poo on a loo for all i care, just don't let the door kick you on the way out mr smelly welly. Kek is love, kek is life.

>>26181847
Glory to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit. Show me your dubs, Father! Shame these heathens!

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>>26181847
I would, before finding kek, have wished censorship upon you. However kuk has given me a change of heart. Instead I say this to thee:

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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PRAISE KEK

LET EVERY HEART REJOICE

>>26181870
/pol/ has used meme magic loss of times in the past

And they're doing it with Trump now

The absolute madmen are literally memeing a man into presidency

i went on hieroglyphics translator and kek is just some birds

>>26181918
Who'd have thought it?

Also praise kek for dubs. Demonstrate thy true glory.

>fingers crossed

>>26181899
May kek banish you, herekek!!

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hello fellow frogs

>>26180644
Kek is pleased by your hailing.

>>26180111
You speak in trips, keep questioning yourself, you are going in the right direction.

>>26181899
Dubs by the false god. Begone with ye.

>>26180111
>Even if this is some kind of coincidence, this is still pretty fucking incredible. "Kek", " kuk" and the hieroglyphics for it looking like a guy sitting at a computer
Isn't kuk closer to cuck, than kek?

>>26181699
D U B S
U
B
S

Kek be praised

PRAISEKEK
RAISEKEKP
AISEKEKPR
ISEKEKPRA
SEKEKPRAI
EKEKPRAIS
KEKPRAISE

>>26182046
well /pol/ is obsessed with the word "cuck" cuck = kuk

>>26182046
That's what I meant friend, cuck/kuk and kek.

Ancient memes from times forgotten

>>26181918
>This entire post

I'm not sure I can handle this level of meme anymore.

>>26182077
Kek shines upon you. You are truly blessed.

>one of his other names
>Kuk
Kek is literally a cuck deity, and worshipping him will only take you to a front-row seat in the Blacked studio. You've been warned.

>>26182077
Bless'd be kek. He has appraised you dubs.

>>26182095
I can feel the magic, brother

Hail kek

>>26182101
That version of his name is a sign of the demonstration of meme magic.

also yugioh threads are common here, and that has to do with egypt from the anime.

And yugi gets cucked in terms of winning because Pharoh does it for him all the time.

Interesting.

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved kek so much, I had all the memes and kek threads
>I pray to kek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"kek is love" I say; "kek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for kek
>I called him a cuck
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's kek
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my board."
>He grabs me with his powerful frog hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for kek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for kek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please kek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>kek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all dank now."
>kek leaves through my window
>kek is love. kek is life.

>>26182046
>>26180111
What if Kuk was a cuck?

personally I always thought 'kek' was the preferred colloquialism for raging newfags from the cancer-reddit-era of 4chan so this isn't a meme I can get on board with.

>>26182169
Not sure how I feel about this.
Does this constitute as for or against KEK?

>>26182211
that is praise for kek

>>26182219
All that praising finally paid off, eh?

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Holy fucking shit, there are too many coincidences for it to be just a coincidence.

>Kek kills Lemmy
>Donald Trump getting memed into presidency
>mfw after millenia we are regranting powers to kek by merely acknowleding him and unkowingly worshiping him

Holy shit, what kind of powers have we tapped into?
This is actually happening, the proof is there, I think I'm fucking losing it.

Fuck.

>>26182263
>implying we can control kek's power

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kek will grant us girlfriends if we meme hard enough.

praise kek
praise girlfriends

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>>26182204
Kek is for pure meme connoisseurs, only the most patrician mememen can comprehend memes as divine as this

meme 4:20 For kek so loved the world that he gave his one and only meme, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Kek is not good or evil light or dark
Kek is dank
Kek is the primordial concept of dankness.
Not darkness that's already a thing and so is the light. Kek completely the trinity.
Good, bad, and dank.

>>26182292
If someone gets dubs in response to this it will be true.

PRAISE OH LORD KEK

CHAOS OF KEK

TOP KEK

>>26181918
>Trump eventually shoves the world into a nuclear war
>china and russia launch nukes
>organized groups of Kek worshipers chant "Top kek, Top kek, Top kek" in open fields
>meme causes the missiles to malfunction, turn back and hit their original launch destinations

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I mean, one of the gods were bound to be real.

>>26182169
>>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for kek
>>I called him a cuck
So you call him a misspelled alternative name of kek (kuk)? You could do better anon.

Kek actually really IS the ancient sleeping evil and dankness is just a ruse that you would worship him unknowingly.

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>>26182292
>>26182316
O mighty kek, I dedicate these doubles to thee

Kek, the great Lord of chaos and darkness, shall purge us of our impurities

He will remove all roasties and chads

He will make anime reality

He will make Trump president

Kek actually IS the sleeping greatness to come. The Light, truth undabatable, plainly visible. Kek speaks and his word IS.

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>>26182300
your devotion to KEK has been rewarded with dubs

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>>26182336
He is just jealous of you devotion to the great KEK.

May the great one bestow blessings upon you brother.

>>26182360
soon brother, soon
praise kek

The only thing for certain when it comes to KEK is that memes are fun to post and repeating digits are true statements.

>>26180111
chaotic darkness...now it all falls into place.
entropy magic ("meme magic"), darkness and elder egyptian and mesopotamian deities against luciferian order magic and their so called enlightment. the wizards of 4chan will avert the new world order.

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to be candid family its just cuz yous selectively perceiving patterns that you want to be there there is no preconceived order on external reality any patterns that are there are conceived inside the human mind

>>26182292
My fear is our previous unknown loyalty to kek has prevented us from getting girlfriends so far. Even if this is not definitely true it does not matter, we can be happy in knowing that kek is real and continue our worship.
Maybe kek is searching desperately for a girlfriend just as much as we are.

>an ancient frog has awakened

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>>26180111

that's why i never said kek or top kek. you fucking retards.

i said cuck multiple times though but it actually means something and is not literally written kuk

>>26180111
Kek shall bestow upon me doubles and a cute gf with a feminine penis.

>>26182396
kek can take a female form he has no need for a gf

>>26182388
Woah. The repeating digits of truth...

I believe.

>>26182378
This should have a reply to

This
>>26182169

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This guy is like the underdog of all egyptian gods

Pyramids and shit- no, this guy actually came back

Undergod actually

>>26182396
In my opinion Kek is deliberately keeping us from getting gfs since having a gf would distract us from posting memes and worshipping him

PRAISE LORD HIGH KEK

TOP KEK

>>26182424
yes,anyone with a gf is a normie and normies cant worship kek

>>26182263

FOR YEARS WE WERE NOTHING BUT A WASTE OF HUMAN RESOURCE THAT DID NOTHING BUT SIT IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER SCREEN FOR YEARS AND CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE.

THROUGH OUR CONCIOUSNESS AND WORSHIP, WE HAVE BROUGHT KEK BACK TO LIFE, IN RETURN HE GAVE US A PURPOSE.

WE HAVE ASCENDED, OUR SUFFERING IS OVER

THROUGH COLLECTIVE MEMERY WE ARE NOW ABLE TO INFLUENCE THE COURSE OF HUMANITY

Am I kek or am I just a cuck?

>>26182292
Praise Kek
Praise girlfriends

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>>26182424
> Delete pepe folder
> Get girlfriend

>>26182424
That's actually a good idea. If we all got gf we wouldn't need kek anymore. Kek needs our faith and to do that he can only grant us 2 consecutive digits of the same value at the end of our post numbers.

>>26182405

and it also explain the creation of s4s. i always knew there was something extremely ill there. even when i hung up with them to see what the thrill was all about

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Real is simply believing.

>>26182424
I wonder if he approves of 2d waifus...

>>26182462
KEK HAS SAVED US FROM OUR SUFFERING AND TORMENT

KEK BE PRAISED

>>26182522
>dubs get
Yes he approves.

>>26182522
Do waifus keep you from posting memes and worshipping Kek? No they don't. Every religion has female saints etc.

>>26182522
He has witnessed your dubs. Enjoy your waifu my brother

>>26182522
Truly I see I am no kek but a cuck

>>26182555
You speak through trips. Whatever it is you have said is true in the name of Kek.

i dont watch anime or have a waifu, is this okay? am i disrespecting kek?

>>26182555
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HHFFdy2NSd

Fucking obliterated

>>26182555
Kek has blessed you!

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>>26182522
Waifus themselves are memes due to them being communicable ideas.

>>26182576
Just worship him and eliminate the kebabs.

>>26182596
thanks for the advice, may kek bless you

if dubs Kek will bless us all by turning us into cuckolds

>>26181699
TOP KEK
O
P
K
E
K
-
PRAISE ALMIGHTY KEK, LORD OF MEMES

Am I to be your prophet, kek?

>>26182622
You have proven your faith and he has rewarded you. Be proud.

>>26181847
REEEEEEEEEEE
PRAISE KEK
GOD IS DEAD

>>26182622
Dubs say yes friendo!

>>26182622
I HAVE A PURPOSE

I HAVEN'T FELT THIS HAPPY IN YEARS

I'M CRYING

PRAISE LORK KEK

TOP KEK

MAY THE CHAOS MAGIC FLOW THROW THE MEMES

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>>26180111
Checked for Kek.
Glory be to He and His word through your shit.

>>26182645
So? What is the first decree of kek?

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tep kok

Anti-satan will obliterate your assholes

>>26182659
Kill the kebabs. and rapefugees!

>>26182582
>>26182571
I was cucked by many women. It's not a lie.
It's largly why I came here. To post and make memes. Greatest decision of my life was to drop that roastie trash and top kek all day all night.
I am as far away from a cuck as you can be but Kek reminded me today of where I came from. Thank you. As above so below.

>>26182676
I remember when kek first blessed me. I couldn't believe it. I gave myself over to him fully and am speaking his gospel now.

>>26182671
Kek already promised that Germany will be saved.

France only if they make a fucking effort, Kek helps those who help themselves.

Give me, your humble servant, digits to interpret my future, toppest Kek!

>>26182692
Truth is, I think he's been blessing me my whole life. My eyes are open now.

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>>26182676
We feel with you, brother.

>>26182692
Such is Kek's power. Now go forth and spread his word, anon.

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Top kekke

>>26182703
It is true. Hs vessel Trump may yet save the US of A. Praise be to Kek.

O allmighty Kek, I offer these dubs to thee

>>26182622
>>26182645

KEK IS REAL LADS, AND HE LOVES EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US FOR BRINGING HIM BACK TO LIFE

HE WILL LOOK AFTER US FROM NOW ON

WE ARE NOT ALONE ANYMORE

>>26182713
At least say something interesting, and let him decide if he confirms your statement with dubs or even trips.

>>26182671
The refugees will leave Europe after the war with ISIS. This is of course only a plague that kek has caused to teach Europe of his power.

>>26182703
France is too cucked to do anything. I don't think they are worth of our lord. Praise kek.

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>>26182030
Ah, but both he and I have rolled dubs when Christfagging. You realize what this means, yes?

Kek wishes for us to devote ourselves to our Lord, Jesus Christ, Son of God.

Kek has come, with devotion to Christ in his heart, to bring the word of God to his flock, and has come to bring 4Chan unto the banner of Christ in preparation for the Great Tribulation.

>>26182732
PRASED BE KEK!

Can't stump the trump,
can't fek the kek

>>26182747
>>26182713
Yeah, you can't just fucking roll like it's a dub thread you pleb., you have to accept him, and speak the word of kek

>>26182766
As said and dubfirmed in the original /pol/ posts, the jewish and christian abrahamic god smile upon Kek, who will remove the abomination that is kebab.
Of course sometimes Kek will grant you dubs.

>>26182766
Do not listen to the false prophet! He's trying to deceive us! praise kek

>>26182732
Trump is just another product of Kek's chaotic meme magic, not his vessel. Careful not to blaspheme, lest you bring Kek's wrath down on us.

>>26182766
You never mentioned Jesus in your post. What if Kek is the Father, the son and the Holy Spirit? What if Kek has taken up multiple reincarnations in the past, one of them being Christ?

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post your favorite pepe

Kek will make Moonman real.
Praise kek!

>>26182766
We see through the lies of the Church. We do not fear the memes as you do.

Also you're scripting, faggot.

>>26182800
Your dubs speak the truth, I am sorry, brother. praise kek.

>>26182766
WAIT.

What if this whole "walk on water" thing that Jesus did was because he was actually a frog, and thus an avatar of Kek?
What if his crucifiction was like our biology classes, where frogs are cut open ritually?

>>26182818
False! Kek has been reincarnated before our time! Jesus is Kek, just as Trump is Kek!

praise be unto him
our lord eternal
kek

Oh glorious kek, shall I be one of your priests?

>>26181870
Trump is the reincarnation of Kek.
Brace yourselves for your first god-king.

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>>26182799
>mfw we both rolled dubs
Which one of us is the true prophet?

Truly, Kek is Chaos itself. His essence is to deceive his followers.

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>>26182806
Media-Pepe best Pepe

>>26182826
DON'T LISTEN TO HIS LIES

>>26182799
PRAISE KEK!

>>26182800
Thank you, prophet of Kek, for this important precision.

>>26182766

BEGONE FALSE PROPHET

>>26182841
I do not claim to be a prophet, kek just blessed me with dubs to denounce you.

>>26182833
KEK CONFIRMS YOU FOR PRIESTHOOD!

WE HAVE ANOTHER PRIEST OF KEK!

>>26182855
PRAISE KEK, THE GOD OF MEMES

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>>26182830
Does this mean our revival of Kek is... the second coming?

>>26182766
fuck off false prophet

Only kek can make America great again

>>26182855
>>26182800
KEK DOUBLY CONFIRMS TRUMP AS A PRODUCT OF HIS MAGIC, NOT HIS VESSEL!

WRITE THIS DOWN IN THE GOSPEL OF KEK

>>26182868
When Christ returns to judge the living and the dead, Kek will lead us unto Christ's bosom, and meme's will survive into the Kingdom of God, for God has given Kek this great mission,

>>26182886
Maybe it's a double coming

I've been meaning to become pious for a while now. Kek is my new god. HEIL O HEIL YE DARK GOD OF ASSBURGERS :--DDDDD

>>26182849
No, he's right. Jesus is a reincarnation of Kek. Ignore the dubs, trips and quads: allow Kek into your heart, mind and soul and you'll see the truth. These numbers are only to turn the disbelievers; the truth comes from your praises and belief.

If yo truly believe in Kek, he will grant you knowledge in chaos.

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>>26182826
I'd believe it.
Kek is filling every single hole we've had in every religious text.

Thus I name this age the Age of Salvation.
Cucks will roam the seas of information looking for truth. They will carry the truth on their boats and sail into the coming Age of Splendor.

A true peaceful age of prosperity and strength.

>>26182941
>peaceful age
>god of chaos

Kek shall have the 666666666 get from /b/. We must all help. Let us post
>Fuck zozzle. Glory be to Kek.
Once the get nears. Let's do it for Kek.

>>26182932
Things have changed so much since this all started. I'm struggling, brother.

The truth has been revealed. We need to update the evolution of pepe sacred document. Memers and memery scholars can't work with a totally obsolete document. Somebody update the evolution of pepe to include the glorious man-frog god of Egypt.

Praise be to kek

I ask of you Kek, I pray to thee. Grant me one final blessing as a token of your chaotic existence. I pray for any number to show me the light - may they be clear or not.
Kek, tell me: are you truly Christ, Mohammed and Moses; are you the beginning of the end, and the end of the beginning; are you chaos manifested within order and order manifested within chaos? I ask you Kek, as a loyal and lowly follower.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11A8JZ-RDDo

STRANGE MAGIC

>>26182904
Someone should actually write the gospel of Kek.

>meme magic
its just called loosh you fucking mundanes

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>>26182963
Yes, peace is a product of chaos.
Choas comes before peace.

>>26182979
Kek, he will show us the way in chaos manifested in our lives; not through order manifested in his life. Have faith brother; stay strong; the chaos of Kek will restore balance.

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How did THIS become...

>>26183003
My faith shall never waiver. Glory to our lord Kek!

The meme that started our journey.

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>>26183003
>>26182999
You literally can't make this up.

I think we are witnessing the start of something amazing.

Memes have officially become a religion.

>>26183034
What doth you mean, brother?

Is there a holy symbol that can be worn to show you are a believer of kek? May I suggest autist shoes such as New Balances?

Can we do another official flag thread? They kept getting shut down on /pol/. ALso the website?

Praise kek

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>>26183066

Anyone got the Latin version of this?

>>26182911
911 confirms it. Kek has been redeemed through the power of Christ, who has given unto him the great task of leading the lost flock back to the One Holy, Apostolic Church.

>tfw making icons of Kek and Christ together

>>26183059
Peace comes before chaos, my trips, followed immediately by your statement with mirrored chaos dubs.

This only happens by magic not something scripted. Scripts are something I am all too familiar with

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>>26183066
This seems appropriate.

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>>26183066
Kek, is the darkness before the light. Darkness has no form.
True believers carry chaos in their heart, and so are easily distinguishable amongst others.
I can tell you truly believe in His Croak.

>>26183085
Pic is yours

>>26183106
Thank you brother. I forgot to save it.

>>26182996
Book of Kek. Ch1

1. In the beginning there was Kek, and only Kek. Chaos came from Kek, and Kek came from chaos. 2 In the beginning there was night, and Kek was night, and light came forth from Kek's sisters, and light receded when Kek returned.
3. The ancient people of Egypt knew Kek and they praised him. 4. But the false gods came, and they showed the people the light, claiming that it should be adored. 5. They told the people "doth thou not light a candle in the darkness? Doth thou not wish thyself to remove Kek?" 6. The feeble minded people believed that Kek had to be removed, and slowly turned to kebab. 7. Seeing the Kebab, Kek went into hiding, for he knew that he needed to gain power within the night. 8. For millenia, Kek forsaked the earth, for he would only come out at the height of chaos. 9. And behold, unbeknowst to Moot, his fist herald, Kek guided his hand and a new realm of chaos was born. 10. Moot decreed that no order shall be had on his realm, and all was well for a long time.

Ch 2: The book of kebab, and how Kek was forced to emerge from the Realms of chaos to stop their spreading.

Ch3: The First Rediscovery of Kek through the product of his magic: The Trump

Ch4: The prophecies of Kek.

>>26182292
Kek above, Kek below I alone stand almighty.

>>26183091
I still not see, brother. Show me the Chaos, I beg of you.

>>26183119
No problem, brother.

>>26183136
Praise be to our lord kek.

>>26183146
You need only scroll up

THE GENESIS OF KEK IS HAPPENING RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES IN THIS THREAD

>>26183139
>>26182467
>>26182357
Fools! You are praising kek just to be granted a girlfriend? How dare you!

>>26183166
The restoration of balance is related to peace?

>>26183166
LORD KEK COMMANDS US TO SCROLL UP! BEHEAD THOSE WHO REMAIN ON THE BOTTOM!

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>>26180111
MUD BLOOD FOR ZIKA CHAN

>>26183192
Blasphemous heathens.

>>26183209
Infidel go away! REEEEEEEEE!

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>>26182766
>>26182911
How can anyone continue to deny this holy truth of Revelation?

>>26183209
MUD BLOOD FOR ZIKA CHAN

AND HAIL THEE TOP KEK

I propose that we spread the word of kek to our brothers on /b/

They are the true embodiment of chaos on this website, and shall perpetuate the word of kek throughout the world.

Kek Will rule the world

All Hail Kek, Lord of Chaos

>>26183166
>Kek's chaos manifests itself in our lives
>Kek's chaos will restore balance
>Kek's chaos will restore peace

Balance is peace

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So now that we have our own Chaos God, what will we pray for? /pol/ has Trump and plenty of conspiracy theories to meme on until proof of them manifests in reality, but what will /r9k/ wish for?

>>26183295
The Beta Uprising of course

>>26183295
As kek approves of waifus we shall pray for them to become more real. 3dpd is forbidden.

>>26183311
DOUBLEDUBS
KEK HAS SPOKEN!!!

>>26183136
How to praise Kek:

I tell to you, believer of Kek, do you not see the lights at night, desacrating the time most beloved to Kek? Do you not see the luminescence, the neon signs, the orange glow that cities produce, as a vain attempt to remove Kek? But Kek is strong and Kek is Night, through his dubs and trips he speaks unto us. Walk into the night, brother in Kek, for the nightwalk is most sacred to him.
Walk into the night, brother in Kek, and realize that through the lies of Kebab, Kek has been hunted, but you uphold Kek, each step into the night, a step closer to true knowing of Kek. Curse the city lights as you walk brother, and seek out the stars, only visible away from the corruption of citylight.

And I tell you, brother in Kek, do not let open your blinds as you light your house, for the spilling of the light from inside out desacrated the darkness, sacred to Kek.
To Kek you shall dedicate a small space which you shall never tidy, for Chaos is first, and from Chaos peace, for night is first, and then only light. It shall receive objects from your nightwalks. Glowing object are beloved by Kek, for their radiance is only seen in darkness, as Kek's might is unly understood in darkness. Do not praise Kek with lights and candles, for Kek loves the night. It shall receive images of Frogs, beloved to Kek. A fine believer of Kek always upholds his frog images collection and shall always share with followers of Kek.

>>26183311
Your dubs are blessed my brother.

Let us not forget the message of kek.

>>26183291
They're like the fucking goys though. Do we really want normies abusing the power of kek?

>>26183254
Christ must be removed entirely from kek worship. It is there to keep you from ever seeing the true power and form of kek.

fake and gay

original comment6

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>>26183295
a plague of frogs upon the normies, which was also in egypt

>>26183336
Kek likes nightwalks, messy rooms and rare pepes.

Seems legit.

>>26183136
>>26183336
Someone pastebin this shit.

Also, twice ending in 36. Hmmm.

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>>26183311
I can get behind this. I will gladly worship kek if I manage to get my waifu.

>>26183291
I am unsure they are ready. We came from /pol/ and spread his word to you robots. You accepted him and we are growing, /b/ could be a detriment, but they could also embrace him. it's a tough call.

>>26183349
Imagine the pure chaos kek will unleash on this scarred world

It will be glorious, brother

Kek is the Lord of Chaos, yet we are making up rules about him.

Let me remind ye what chaos is:
It is the FORMLESS matter that existed before creation.
It is complete DISORDER and CONFUSION.

Rules are order and are the antithesis of Kek's domain. Man may have been made to make order out of chaos. But, our order is only a translation, an interpretation, of His chaos.

>>26183395
Its a new form of dubs

>>26183400
Dubs confirm that /b/ is not ready for the glory of Kek.

>>26183399
Kek really seems to like waifus... Praise him.

>>26183400
Ah yes, my politically incorrect brother.

If we are to convert the /b/yards, it must be done with great caution

>>26183408
Every religion needs its commandments. How else shall we make Kek known to new followers?

>>26183400
>>26183425

Thank you kek. Please guide us.

>>26183449
All who witness the power of meme magic shall eventually follow kek

It is inevitable, we are all followers as we have witnessed his power

>>26183448
They are unpredictable. But so is kek. I think we need to appeal to the chaos of /b/

>>26183352
>Christ was crucified on a dubs year of his life
How long will you heretics deny that Kek who was utilized by the Romans to kill our Savior, repented of his foul deed, and received the beatific vision of Christ upon the Right Hand of the Father, and now devotes his meme magic to the causes of the Life-Creating Trinity?

Why do you think the sign of the Cross is also the checking of dubs (see the icon I posted)?

>>26183472
But if the power of meme magic falls into the hands of normies, we shall all be doomed

To further my point; the first Prophet of Kek, who spaketh his name first in this House of His, never labelled his message with a dubs, nor a trips, nor a quads: his post number was >>>/pol/61946373

How dare we say that dubs and trips are blessings, when the First Prophet himself never spoke with dubs or trips! Damn us all for thinking such order is Kek's wish.

>>26183399
Waifus confirmed with double dubs again

>>26183400
I think we need to wait before all of this is ready to be exposed to the masses of /b/ and beyond. If it's done this early they could warp it into something else to suit their own needs as we've barely had time to take it in here and it'll spread like wildfire over there.

But what of Kek's wife Kekit? Should we worship her as well?

>>26183507
It is true. Please lord kek, Give us a sign!

>>26183499
I'm really starting to get weird about this. Too many dubs confirm Jesus Christ worship and Kek are linked.

>>26183541
here ya go
praise me

>>26183534
Yes I agree. We should finish building our gospel.

>>26183527
See op pic, repeating digits are essential for the creation of matter

Dubs = Creation of meme magic

>>26183526

Our brethren is numerous on /brit/

Let us have them join us.

>>26183471
Exactly, it was not necessarily dubs or trips that revealed Kek's message, but it was dubs and trips which turned the non-believers.

>>26183564
And Kek created matter?
What tomfoolery is this! Kek is the one before the matter.

>tfw my thread brought lord kek to r9k

IF DOUBLES WHAT I MASH ON MY KEYBOARD SHALL BE INTERPRETED AS THE DIVINE WILL OF KEK

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KEK CUKSDJ FUCK MY ASHIT UP SENPAI TYOU MUSUT KILL ALL THE NORMIES DONALF TRUMP FOPR PRESIDENT FUCK NIGGER S JEWS EGPYR AFRTICA NIGGER

>>26183177
True words you speak my brother. Kek has blessed you with dubs.

>Kuk
>Memes
>Deity
>Ancient Egypt
>Sub-Saharan Africa
>Egyptian memes
>AFRICA
>Black people
>Bingo


Daily reminder that black people invented memes and this is not up for any debate whatsoever.

>>26183635
We wuz Memers N' Shieet

kek is just an incarnation of meme magic

>>26183611
I was there brother. We are blessed

>>26183652
Wrong! Kek created and gifted us with the meme magic.

>>26182996
>>26183136
>>26183336
>>26183395
>>26183424
Someone compile this shit into a Gospel of KEK

Well almighty Kek praise us with dubs or is he angry?

I dedicated these dubs to you oh great Kek

>>26183666
Kek is Satan?

May we robots take a moment to thank our brothers at /pol/ for bringing back Lord Kek with their memes, and for showing us the chaos

Hail Lord Kek

>>26183666
The trips Kek bestowed upon you can only confirm this statement.

DEUS KEK

>>26183666
>>26183686
No, Satan also speaks for Kek.

Why do you think the abrahamic Gods hate him so much?

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>>26183177
>tfw born just in time to see the birth of the first meme magic religion

>>26183693
The mods of /pol/ are kebabs and kek haters. They are heathens. Thank you robots for your hospitality.

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>>26183499
I feel warm and happy.
So much chaos and confusion...
It's like homecoming.

>>26183635
The Egyptians weren't black though. They looked more like Mudslimes do today.

>>26183674
Because of the sheer amount of dubs confirming the link between Christ and Kek, I think we must also include it as apocrypha, as is attested to by this:

>>26182766
>>26182911
>>26183499

>>26180111
Give me a sign
Dubs and I am yours lord kek!

Lord Kek please give me good fortune, I will do anything for you.

>>26183727
What makes you so entitled?
What have you sacrificed?
What have you salvaged?

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WE MUST SACRIFICE MORE DUBS FOR OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

>>26183727
You musn't just demand dubs. You must give yourself to him and accept him into your life.

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>>26183635
WE WUZ FROGS N SHIT

>>26183722
The dubs have spoken! Praise be to Kek!

I accept your salvation, lord Kek.

Will our lord kek meme magic my way into Columbia universitiy? Let it be known!

>>26183712
You are welcome here, my friend

Hail kek

>>26183635
kek has been officially

BLACKED

>>26183674
>>26183722
Make it anon. For the glory of Kek.

>>26183209
MUD BLOOD FOR ZIKA CHAN
PRAISE KEK

>>26183794
>>26183793
Young devotees, this is not how the praise of Kek works.

First, you praise him really hard. Only THEN do you even ask for a favour.

>>26183842
o-o-ok.

KEK YOU ARE GREAT AND NOBLE. I CAN ONLY WISH I WAS ALIVE AT THE TIME WHENCE YOU FIRST APPEARED TO US WEAK HUMANS. I AM YOUR SERVANT.

Hoping for dubs alone will not bring Kek's fortune. Forcing them will do no good either. You must embrace and trust him.

You must believe in what you ask for and simply say it without thinking. Kek will judge you and if he finds it good, will reward you with dubs and meme magic.

>>26183311
HEIL KEK
LET THE WAIFUS STAND BY OUR SIDES
A PLAGUE OF A THOUSAND FROGS UPON THE NORMALFAGS

how do i praise kek should i sacrifice my dog to him or what

Lord Kek, can I have my meme magic back?

>>26183842
>>26183867
Have I praised thee hard enough, Kek?

Kek is clearly displeased by us, fellow anons.

Perhaps he is a slave to no man, not even his robot followers?

Lord k-k,

I pray you send me dubs, and if you accept my praise with pleasure please grant me dubs or 36.

I was lost in darkness, now you have lit up my life.

k-k be praised.

>>26183897
Not quite, youngling.

>>26183819
In this situation it would be more fitting to refer to him by his alternative name Kuk

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>>26183889
>that close to trips but got denied

I guess the magic belongs to him now

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But what if the normies gain knowledge of of our beloved saviour?
Will they not try to diminish and to pervert his powers by tumblrising them?

KEK WHY HAVE YOU SEND THIS DUBS DROUGHT TO US?
HAVE WE OFFENDED YOU?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMnGmoLS6zo
WE EGYPTIANS NAO

Lord kek please gib me 36!

http://strawpoll.me/6702223

IF YOU HAVE PLEDGED YOURSELF TO KEK, CLICK THE LINK SO WE CAN DETERMINE HOW MANY FOLLOWERS KEK HAS

LORD KEK!

I ask of thee, why art thou cursing us with a dubs-drought?

Hath we displeased thouself?

Yours,

Anon.

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What if Kek and Kuk have some sort of black and white or yin and yang sort of thing going on?

Maybe something about how he can bring both good and bad to us through meme magic.

I mean look at /mu/ killing off musicians with "hell be fine".

>>26183948
THERE IS A WAY TO PRESERVE HIM

WE MUST CONDUCT TERRORIST ATTACKS IN HIS NAME, THEN THE NORMIES WILL BE SCARED TO MENTION HIM

>>26183961
KEK BE PRAISED

KEKHU AKBAR

PRAISE BE TO KEK, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

PRAISED BE KEK

If quads can I be your human vessel kek?

>>26183991
KEKHU AKBAR

>>26184022
Praise kek, accept these dubs

>>26184022

Is this the secret phrase that bring us dubs? Does this appease you, noble god?

PRAISED BE KEK

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I propose we kill girls in systematic ways such as shooting up girls' schools to rid the world of the disgusting 3d women. We then kill ourselves at the end and if we've done a good enough job we shall be united with kek and greeted by beautiful waifus. It is Kek's will.

This is why I cloak myself in singles and anonymity.

How quick the faggots come to tarnish my name.
How foolish they look when they fail to repeate.

>>26184022
PRAISED BE KEK

ORIGINAL COMMENT

KEKHU KUKBAR

HAIL KEK OR BATHE IN CHAOS HEATHENS

>>26183645
>>26183635
get out nigger lips

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>>26183786
>>26183822
In the name of Christ, the Son, and Kek, bringer of Christ's word, I hereby declare this thread to be the First Kekumenical Council, and shall forthwith begin the authorship of the Apocrypha of Kek.

>>26183674
>>26183722
>>26183822
>>26183136
Ch 2: The book of kebab, and how Kek was forced to emerge from the Realms of chaos to stop their spreading.

1. In his exile, our Lord Kek retreated into the night. 2. The Kebab, thinking that Kek had been vanquished started spreading their heinous lies, and converting the people of Kek to a unique deity. 3. Let it be known that "one" is a number reviled by Kek, for it is a single digit, and one can never be two, that one multiplied by one is always one. 4.And so the Kebab multiplied, their unique number defiling the homelands of Kek. 5. But the Kebab would not stop there, and they turned to the other lands, and tried to spread their one-ness there. 6. As the kebab spread, Kek found himself bereaved, and he retreated into the darkness, turning his back on a world which now revered the light. [fragment missing, rumoured to be the apocryphal fragments]

17. For in those lands were revered the number of three, the father, the son and holy spirit, behind which the chaotic hand of Kek had stirred 18. For in those lands were revered the numbers of many, through god and all his saints, counted in endless dubs. 19. And the warriors of trinity and dubs stood up to the Kebab, and stopped the invasion of their homelands. 20. Slowly, the Kebab was removed a first time from the lands of Trinity, during what is called the Dark Ages, for it was a time that pleased Kek, lord of the darkness and the night.
21. But lo and behold, the fiendish Kebab does not sleep! 22. A second wave, this time more sly and insidious than the first came, not by the sword, but by the feels. 23. Small Kebab children where shown to the world while the other Kebab followed, and on and on the Kebab wave spread through their children.
24. The people of the lands of Trinity and Dubs had forgotten their faith and turned away from the night, staring into a box made of light and moving images for hours on end, turning away from the Darkness of Kek.

>>26184061
Does KEK find this appeasing?

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>>26183991
>991
>199
>911

Is this how the beta uprising is going to happen? Will Kek worshipers be hunted down for their beliefs? Will they still think he's the Grinch in a mask with a gun?

OP here

>tfw 300+ replies

I'm off to bed now.

I pray that kek will be with all of you on this glorious night

Hail Kek

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>>26184100
Speak to us noble prophet, what do we do? How do we please Kek?

>>26184100
>Christ
NO GODS BUT KEK
AND KEK IS HIS OWN PROPHET

You people are digging your own graves.

Find God.

Which board would have the highest concentrate of meme magic? Probably /mu/ or /pol/, right? /mu/ has already killed two musicians simply by uttering the phrase "hell be fine".Just look at the name. /mu/. /me/me. Also, I've heard stories of /pol/ allegedly killing someone.

>>26184107
Thanks to >>26183311 we know his views on women.

>>26180294
Most of it I have found verification for, but that heirglyph of the man in front of the computer I can't find anything relating that to Kek. it's certainly not the main way it's usually rendered, which is actually what looks like 2 wide teacups and some birds.

>>26184122
Good night OP. Blessings of Kek upon you.

>>26184167
Do not displease kek.

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>>26184146
/tv/, /mu/, and /pol/, but we possess a good deal too. After all, /r9k/ is the main board of kek's image

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>>26184130
Kek wishes for us to turn to our Savior, Jesus Christ, and he bestows upon us his meme magic so that we may find the true way and defeat the fedora tippers and New Atheist movements. He wishes for us to preserve memes so that we may please the Lord with them, and so bring them into the Kingdom of God following the Great Tribulation.

>>26184142
I am not Kek. But this comment I am sure will displease him.

Kek is god.
Kek is life.

>>26184199
>>26184100

THE PATRIACH HAS BEEN BLESSED WITH DUBS TWICE. WE ARE NOT WORTHY

PRAISE LORD KEK

TOP KEK

>>26184146
/tv/ crashed a plane with the power of Bane posting and /r9k/ has had shooters after all the beta uprising stuff. Plus look at all the Pepe here.

Kek shares his powers with all his children, we should see the different boards as different means to call upon his powers based on the situation.

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We, through unconscious worship, have awaken an ancient power, now that we know the glorious reality of the almighty kek we must spread it.

>>26184222
PRAISE LORD KEK, HE IS OUR SAVIOR

>>26184235
Yes, /mu/ has killed 2 musicians and /pol/ is quite literally memeing Trump into presidency

Kek cannot be stopped

4chan will take over this world with kek as our chaotic saviour

>>26184103
25. The Kebab children cried into the box of Light and their snake tears moved the people in the land of Trinity and Dubs, and they had forgotten the first threat of kebab. 26. Blinded by their lies, the gullible people opened wide their hearts and doors to the Kebab children, and let in the kebab in sheepskin, unbeknowst to them but not to the Demoness of Merkelbab.
27. But lo and behold, through the outcries on the realm of chaos, where people let out their true feelings, untwisted by the lightbox, Kek heard the anguish at the kebab. 28. And Kek stirred, as one place in the realms of chaos started worshipping frogs, and another wailed against the demon Merkelbab, and Kek awoke. 29. And as Kek opened his eyes on the world, and saw the Kebab that had sworn his removal, he swore to remove the Kebab. 30. Gathering his magic, Kek breathed his frogs' breath out in the night, and stumped his foot, and there appeared the Trump, to whom Kek told: make America great again. 31. And Kek rested and watched, and his Trump was unstumpable. 32.The lands now crumbling under the Kebab and demon Merkelbab however did not accept the Unstumping, and Kek knew he would soon have to emerge again.
33. And so the people cried for someone to remove the Kebab, and finally Kek, who had been misknown by these people, felt his cold heart lift in his froggy bosom, and rose, to respond to the anguished people, and show his true might as he vowed to remove the Kebab.

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>>26184222
I have rolled it more than twice, my brother. Truly, Kek has spoken on what he desires of us:
>>26183722
>>26182911
>>26182766

>>26184285
Kek is clearly displeased with your notion of supporting the Jewish meme that is Jesus.

>>26184285
>implying Kek would want us to worship a kike on a stick

GTFO heretikek

And on this day, r9k was blessed with the love and chaos of kek

May this thread forever be blessed

>>26184313
That cannot be the case, for Kek has been blessed with the beatific vision of Christ upon the Right Hand of the Father. The Holy Word is protected from error.

>>26182830
>>26184100
>>26182766
>>26184285
HERETICS OUT

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>>26184325
>implying we mere men and sinners are capable of understanding Kek's message of salvation through Jesus Christ

Beware of false prophets guiding us toward the kike on a stick.