/britfeel/

First for you're all a bunch of fucking normies and I hate you

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Waifus wo kudasai

>>26181703
Rob detected

Fourth for Tildes sweaty, feminine armpits

>>>26181707
Fair enough, I respect that you respect Tildes wishes

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personally sourced Jun post here for you lad.

Spent the entire day researching if I could take college courses as an adult and learn a practical skill like plumbing, electrical or gas work and realized there's no opportunities and I'm pretty much fucked. Wish I had the sense to study something like this when I was 16 instead of useless fucking IT.

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>>26181737
whyfoos all day

>>26181674
Is the Wojak in OP image the Jesus of suburbia?

>>>26181719
Damascus

>>26181786
>useless fucking IT
lad what?

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>>26181737
Waifu has been posted~

Considering going to sleep desu

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>>26181744
>post yfw tilde will never post pics of his pits for us

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>>26181737
J+C

Waifu for me

>>26181832
stay with me lad.

>>26181832
POST YOUR THICK BOIPUSSY

>>26181786
Don't worry mate those jobs are for Deanos.. You're not a Deano are you?

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>>26181737
Who likes my cute jap cartoon girlfriend?

>>26181832
I love you Tilde, I want to drink tea with you and gently finger your asshole (if you're into that)

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>>26181839
The feel is reel

>>26181832
Senpai Tilde, notice me

>>26181845
>chipsticks

Lad. I think we might be best mates

Where does Tilde live? I want to take him and Poleaboo to the pub.

transfer deadline day lads, should be interesting

Poleaboos not as messed up as you are
Your bigotry makes you inferior
Just an hero and you will feel a whole lot better
Deep down it's just everybody else

That Polish whore's not as pretty as she thinks she is
Just picture her after she's had kids
I bet she's out all night sucking dicks
Deep down it's just everybody else

So why aren't you sat at home?
You're designed to be alone
You just got used to saying "no"
So get down and sit down and get inside
'Cause it's a comfy comfy day
Time to hide yourself away
You've only got yourself to blame
So get down and sit down and get inside

/brit/s not as clever as they like to think
They're just ambitious with their arguing
They're crap at dancing, yeah and they can't hold their drink
Deep down it's just everybody else

I'm just as awesome as this song makes out
I'm euphoric, NEET and working out
Gonna shoot up my uni without a doubt
I'm not like everybody else

So why aren't you sat at home?
You're designed to be alone
You just got used to saying "no"
So get down and sit down and get inside
'Cause it's a comfy comfy day
Time to hide yourself away
You've only got yourself to blame
So get down and sit down and get inside

woke up at 3pm, now im ready for bed again. want to touch my willy tho.

>>26181887
>Senpai Tilde, notice me

Noticed~

How big do you think Tilde's dick is? Just for a joke haha

Lads the older people in work were being super ratty with me today, giving me odd looks and didn't sit next to me at lunch for the first time in a year.

I have absolutely no idea what I did or said, this is really fucking weird but you'd swear I'd been calling for them all to be shot or something by the way they were acting.

Make a fake grill profile on a dating/sex site lads, blokes say some funny shit when theyre trying to bang you.

Here's some openers:

"I could have the key to your pussy, its around 7" and its entry would be smooth and wet after I licked your entrance"

"I'm a dirty horney fucker" and he attached a picture of him with his (i presume) daughter

"Would you be interested in a young, tall guy with athlete tonned body and a fully charged up big fat cock of 9inches? 100% genuine... "

"Hey gorgeous ;) Very interested in providing a hard cock for you"

" I'ld love to get u naked and sprinkle wine onto your nipples"

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>>26181737
akarat have mercy on you, for i shall not

>>26181965
why would you want to think about such things lad?

>>26181945
Don't do that mate Jesus is watching

>>26181674
Cross off January already

>>26181815
Not him but the field is saturated and everywhere wants fucking experience even for entry level shit. You must have connections to get in that's all that matter. The entry level qualifications do not really qualify you enough for them not take on their nephew who is 'nifty with computers' over you. If you get high level stuff they also want experience with it for it to mean anything.

>>26181965
Probably a one inch wonder mate

>>26181956
Now show us your pits/boypuss/girlpeen

>>26182038
Its just a joke mate haha, why would anyone think about Tildes small, cute, cock while he squeals like a girl as you jerk him off and feel his ass bounce on your cock? h-haha

>>26181965
>>26182076
I bet he has a qt feminine penis

>>26182052
No you can't take January from us

January 2k16 for life

Nah fuck it it was shit cross it off

Everything was shit after 2012 desu might as well just pack it in now universe

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>>26182070
>>26182076
Post-times would strongly suggest that there are more than one Tilde-fanboys lurking in this thread RIGHT NOW

I can not think of anything less Bongistan than Chink cartoons tbqhm9s

>>26182110
Tildes always had a few horny anons following him around, just not so advanced

>>26182110
I'm neither of the two you listed, im>>26182106 so make that three

>>26182131
Does Islam even make cartoons?

I want to to watch some Muslim anime

>>26182135
>Tildes always had a few horny anons following him around, just not so advanced

They're fucking multiplying, how has this happened?

A few months back Tilde was reviled, now he's a sex symbol. It's not right.

Can we stop with all this waifu shitposting

[Spoiler]please :,([/spoiler]

>>26182168
Its probably haram

>>26182173
Gaypostings gotten stronger recently, probably that

>>26182168
>do other countries make cartoons
yes, you fucking retard

>>26182173
I don't think he is a sex symbol, I just think he is probably a bit qt (or at least has a qt personality), and would like to - with his consent, obviously - gently finger his boipussy

>>26181965
>>26181887
>>26181851
>>26181744
>>26182076
>>26182106

The /Brit/ Shitposting has evolved. This is a new level of shitposts

>>26182224
Do you think that Islam is a country m8?

>>26182256
I'm not trying to shitpost, i just have feelings for tilde

>>26182173
He was never really hated. Most people who hated him filtered him and the guy who always complained about him was confirmed to be samefagging

The Tilde phenomenon isn't hard to grasp

We all suffer from >tfw no gf
Tilde is the closest thing to the closest female to us

So we are drawn to him

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>>26182256
>4 of those are me
Feels good, man

Went down the premier earlier lads, got me some heniz ravioli for my midnight snack later tonight, I'm looking forward to it.

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I'm researching how to contract Lupus so i can be closer to you.

>>26182334
Gunna need that Ouija Board mate.

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>>26182256
>>26182322
Then there are three of us.

>>26182256
>implying we're not deadly serious

>>26181674

Just home. Shit day. Got a joint and a can of lager and now I'm comfy.

How was your day today /britfeel/?

>>26182334
Is that picture from when she was already ill? Cuz she is weird looking m8. who even is she?

>>26182063

What will differentiate you is stuff you do in your spare time. For example if you're answering questions on a mailing list for an open source product, or perhaps making contributions on github.

I'm an employer (or at least I was until recently) and if you've got zero experience, or even if you have a few years, contributions to open source projects make a HUGE amount of difference to how I view you. And of course by doing so you'll actually learn a bunch of good shit that helps your career.

enough with this britfeel fag threads

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>tfw no qt david firth bf to take ket and listen to weird idm with

>>26181674
what happened to Mr Pakis?

also why would whoever made this use the only Union flag on google with a watermark

>>26182431
>fag threads

fuck off yank

>>26182434
wot the fuck is wrong with his head?

>It's a Tilde's batty brigade shit up the thread edition

fuck off and talk to the little autist on Skype, this is /britfeel/ not fucking tripfag circle jerk

>>26182525
you mean the inside or outside?

>>26182525
doctor used a pair of salad tongs instead of forceps when he was being born

>>26181703
.....said the beached whale

>>26182536
>he's jelly he didn't get any tilde pussy
lmao

>>26182417
I got stonewalled with questions I will never be able to get better at unless I get a job. stuff like "what commercial experience do you have with using Active Directory" or "I see you used to be a [related job title] have you ever been [job title they are advertising for]?" and when I tell them I'm not exactly perfectly what they are looking for and no I haven't already been doing this exact entry level job for 2 years, they say the must have someone who has 2 years of [job title]

>>26181703
>tfw chilling in the bath to ibiza chill anthems because i was eccied out my face since friday.
>tfw 27 and not been on Es in years.
>tfw forgot normie feels were so good.
Thanks jay for imviting me out.

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>>26182434
Pink and the Brain

>>26182536
>fuck off and talk to the little autist on Skype
Post his skype and I will mate

I hate this island, and I hate you all.

>>26182609
I ain't got his skype because I'm not a little mincer but one of his other disciple twats will

>tfw if you kept posting anime pictures like an autist you would have a line of guys wanting to fuck you

>>26182667
I don't think you would want the people who post here to fuck you.

>>26182667
You have to have a cute personality too

>>26182642
Walk into the fucking sea then. We don't need you

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>>26182699
>implying anyone here has a choice in who they get to fuck
Once we lose our virginities to each other, life becomes easy mode

>Hi Poleaboo

>Ive just tried to ring you, are you able to attend centre on Wednesday at 10am
>Regarding a tray wash job in x, bring with you proof of address and NI
>Also do you have safety boots if not what size are you?
>And are you able to get to x for 6am, as shifts may be rotated
>Please let me know at your earliest if you are able to attend
>Kind regards

No matter HOW FUCKING HARD I try I always fail. I can't get anything right and no matter how many times I've sat down and worked hard it always gets thrown back into my face. I fucking hate this shitty earth that let me believe things are possible. I hate it. It's impossible for me to succeed because my absolute best is the same as someone who has never tried. I'm just going to off myself desu

>>26182758
Well done matey, time to start turning things around :^)

>>26182754
If he is even remotely qt I would genuinely be up for fucking tilde at this stage just so I can lose my virginity :^(

>>26182805
>well done
I didn't even apply to that job, I did literally nothing, she just called them up and hooked me up

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>>26182667
He-Hello boys!!!

Not impressed at all with the vaporiser. I'm just not getting high.

Time to go back to the old bong.

TildeAnon is for ________.

>>26182594

Those are all fair points. Go for smaller companies to avoid a lot of the bullshit of big companies HR departments. Doesn't matter if it's a bit shit, just do it for a couple of years to show everyone you can hold down a job in the field.

Also: recruiters are just keyword-matching monkeys nowadays. A lot of the time I get called by some random recruiter offering me 20K in Slough doing some shit-tier job. I've got 20 years experience and charge quite a lot of money.

But most of all, above it all, you just have to plough on through this tidal wave of shit and keep working on getting a job until you get one. And it may take time so sorry not to end on a high note.

>>26182224
>calls people retarded
>while referring to Islam a a country

Mate...

>>26182884
chatting with on steam, being cute and rough loving.

>>26182434
>David Firth

Fucking hell there's a blast from the past. What is he doing these days?

Have you heard Devvos new music? He's stopped being a character and actually does it seriously now, kinda ruined it for me desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4YJVpQG8Y8

>>26182888
I would take a job in a small company. most places don't even reply anymore. I just see no way in, I work now but its only tangentially IT related.

I hate my job so much. I have been applying none stop for 8 months to anything vaguely applicable, whenever it seems like its going to work out I get rejected for some bullshit reason, and they re advertise for more money or they gave it to a mate.

Still Gutted About Wogan edition

>>26183030
You could always buy a gun fammylammylam

>>26183077
Its britfeel mate, and I'm too white

>>26183030

Sorry to hear that mate, but you just have to persevere. Pain is, after all, temporary. But getting this transition in your life correct will pay back for decades.

who /northeast/ or /newcastle/ here?

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>>26182391
I prefer this picture. She looks ill but that just makes it better, adds to the fact she died. Jerking over a corpse makes me hot.

>tfw my mum is going on holiday next week and leaving me home alone with alcodad

Bit of a cunt move desu that

Last time she went away it was only for two days and on the second day my dad got drunk, came home in the middle of the night while I was sleeping ahead of work the next day, woke me up to fly into a rage with me because I didn't clean the kitchen after he had cooked in it.

Tempted to kill myself before hand so I don't have to deal with it desu, wasn't planning on killing myself until later this year but this is good motivation I suppose.

>>26183179
MAybe instead of suicide, try moving out of your abusive father's house?

>>26183155
More natural looking too

Poleaboos sister and her m8 are taking about their experiences in clubs

Guys checking them out, those too beta to talk to them while obviousy checking them out

She was waking past while I was making this post, had to close my laptop
She started screaming that I was on a forum and doing illegal stuff
Kept pressing me to show her my post

Then mum got mad

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So i have a sister that is two years older than me, shes autistic and has a bf and is pretty much a normie.

Her bf is always saying shit like "i don't feel like your safe without me" and "stop seeing your friends without me" and shit like that, i feel like hes going to start hitting her at some point.

Should i just fill him in before it gets too much? her friend told me she wants to leave him but feels trapped, is this just bullshit or should i do something about this, i do love my sister and if he did do anything to her i would have to do something

any of you chaps been through the same?

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>>26181674

Fix'd and Updated, OP

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>>26181737

New screencap of waifu.

>tfw home late because of brutal traffic

You NEETs don't know how lucky you are.

>>26183194
Can't afford it famalam. I don't even have a job anymore and when I do have a job I am only minimum wage tier and the average rent price here is about 800 bong a month.

>>26183195
Yes, it's hard to find a girl that looks a 6 without makeup.

>>26183244
>Still no Mr Pakis
>still a run down JC which makes no sense as unemployment still exists as far as I'm aware
>still no windows in the middle house

Into the trash it goes

>>26183155
Shame she passed. Would have liked to take her pussy for a spin.

>>26183250
So leave London.

>>26183242
>shes autistic and has a bf and is pretty much a normie.
fucking easy mode slags

>>26183285
Mr Paki's was much funnier, but between that and Abrakebabra it would have been to much focus on browns.

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>>26183290
I know and i dislike most women, but she is special to me

>>26183288
Yes mate I will just move city thanks for the advice I never thought of it brb packing my bags now

>>26183155
yeah I'd fuck her frozen thighs red raw I would, what a dead bitch.

>>26183308
It's called being realistic mate. Have you ever been to England?

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>>26183108
/durham/ mate.
Newcastle supporter though

>>26183313
Cardiff has a glut of social housing, meaning no waiting list. And they have at least as many min wage jobs as any other city

>>26183108
ya boy

>>26183242
Rough him up a little bit, you'd be surprised at how far violence goes. You might expect him to fight back but they rarely do.

>>26183242
Cave his head in.

>>26183347
close enough mate.
I'd love to go to Durham, I want to visit the cathedral, but I don't care about footie.

>>26183351
yo, you like livin' in pakicentral?

>>26183210

You are a collossal fugginng retard

http://pastebin.com/5vJCh4HQ

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Rate my tea

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>>26183355
Alright thanks for the advice

>>26183396
Bit schizophrenic, but better than mine

>>26183396
What's all that white stuff and why is the bowl empty and who eats that many baby tomatoes?

>>26183377
Cathedral is lovely, the city itself is quite comfy for a stroll. I actually live in the barren wasteland on the outskirts towards the coast

>>26183396
>that huge wedge of dairlea
>tomatoes raw
not sure about the pasta and steak combo either, seems like two separate dishes

>>26183380
>that linespacing
nope
>>26183396
better than mine 5/10

>>26183396
That's a LOT of pasta for that steak

>>26183396
>cherry tomatos
gross tbqhwdesu

>>26183396
I'd have the steak and you can have the rest

>>26183396
How do you take pictures of your dinner?

looks more like pork chop to me, desu

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>>26183277
she looked like shit years ago

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>>26183502
With a camera

>>26183420
Bowl had the marinade in it

>>26183429
>Dairylea

Mate that's mozzarella
I buzz my tits off it

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Hello fellow britlads, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, KEK?

>>26180111

I know that most of you are probably NEETS, such as myself.

For years we have done nothing but sit in front of a computer and contemplate suicide, that shall be the case no more.

By bringing him into our consciousness and unknowingly worshipping him by shouting "TOP KEK", we have brought him back to life.
And for that, he loves each and every single one of us, and has granted us the power to influence the course of the normie world.

The signs are already there, KEK killed Lemmy and is currently memeing Trump into presidency.

There are too many signs for it to be a coincidence, he is back, and he is back because YOU brought him back, and for that he loves you.

We are not alone anymore, anon, he is here to watch over us.

Pledge yourself to kek, /brit/.

>>26183502
Probably a mobile phone, the normie cunt.

>>26183526
Already pledged mate.

Praise KEK, brother.

>>26183519
LOL she turned into a proper whale
probably died from clogged arteries

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wish i was having this for dinner, i miss it desu.

>>26183519

Who is it kiddas?

>>26183521
that looks so grim and I'm not sure why

>>26183521
>working class
>dining room that comfy

haha wew get out of here pretender being working class is not cool or fashionable it is actually quite shit

Fucking hate people who do this shit

I know a girl whose dad is LITERALLY a rockstar and all she does is bitch on Facebook about how she's being oppressed by the government because she is working class SHE HAS THREE FUCKING HOUSES IN NICE AREAS FUCK OFF

>>26183526
>/brit/
Wrong board you fucking faggot. Fuck off.

>>26183526
Praise the mighty kek!

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>>26183552
That's an old one porky Lupus

>>26183428
even still, being towards the coast must give you some nice views though.

>>26183526
Praise kek. HE will guide us

>>26183608
>tries to hide her fat with dyed hair
Never get a girlfriend lads. Just fuck buddies that you can drop as soon as they stop looking after themselves.

just had a wank to a girl i work with, was pretty good lads

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PRAISE LORD KEK FOR HE WILL BRING LIGHT TO OUR WORLD OUT OF HIS CHAOS

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My step sister just got divorced. She has a 6 month baby, no job, massive debt.

She also wants to go to uni.

I know she will just got for 1 year and drop out with 9,000 quid of debt.

What kind of future do you think she will have?

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>>26183634
Big pussy too...

Im bored of all my vidya lads, I have a backlog that I just can't be arsed stating on too.
I need to finish
>Farcry 4
>Shadow of Mordor
>Metro Redux
>Forza Horizon 2

Might just play some halo tbqh lads

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>>26181737

Just look at that MJOLNIR. Fuck he's hot.

>>26183655
Thank kek for your dubs.

Thank kek for all dubs.

Thank kek for trips.

Thank kek for the keks.

>>26183577
The bread and butter on the plate does it for me. and all that mash and no real veg.
pea from a can
gravy from a tin

Reminds of what one of my roommates at uni used to eat with his gf

>>26183658
A shite one that doesn't involve your finances I'd hope lad

>>26183658
An okay one. Shell get benefits, hook up with a guy have another baby and the guy will suppoet her and shell go on never having a job.

>>26183592
It was a mere mistake, brother.

I am a regular to these threads, you and I have shared moments together even before KEK arrived.

Please do not give in to your anger.

>>26183655
haha I thought this was going to be faggotry at first but that is actually really funny. top kek

>trying to stop drinking
>go to store to get a few bits of food, promise myself i won't buy any alcohol
>buy a liter of gin

kill me

>>26183662
>those hideous people reproduced

How do more people not kill themselves?

>>26183682
>tfw your recon helmet won't work on the 360 emblem

EVA will need to do

I tell to you, believer of Kek, do you not see the lights at night, desecrating the time most beloved to Kek? Do you not see the luminescence, the neon signs, the orange glow that cities produce, as a vain attempt to remove Kek? But Kek is strong and Kek is Night, through his dubs and trips he speaks unto us. Walk into the night, brother in Kek, for the nightwalk is most sacred to him.
Walk into the night, brother in Kek, and realize that through the lies of Kebab, Kek has been hunted, but you uphold Kek, each step into the night, a step closer to true knowing of Kek. Curse the city lights as you walk brother, and seek out the stars, only visible away from the corruption of citylight.

And I tell you, brother in Kek, do not let open your blinds as you light your house, for the spilling of the light from inside out desecrated the darkness, sacred to Kek.
To Kek you shall dedicate a small space which you shall never tidy, for Chaos is first, and from Chaos peace, for night is first, and then only light. It shall receive objects from your nightwalks. Glowing object are beloved by Kek, for their radiance is only seen in darkness, as Kek's might is only understood in darkness. Do not praise Kek with lights and candles, for Kek loves the night. It shall receive images of Frogs, beloved to Kek. A fine believer of Kek always upholds his frog images collection and shall always share with followers of Kek.

>>26183710
Please join us in our crusade of chaos, friend

>>26183740
>emblem

*Emulator

>>26183701
This desu no wonder there are so many retard chav kiddies these days they are literally meal tickets for roasties who want life on easy mode

>>26183682
Recon>>>>>

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she's a model anon

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>>26183695
That feel when I have a STEM degree with a STEM job.

>>26183715
iktff (I know that feel senpai)

Why don't you start by aiming to cut down to just a few days?

I was drinking erryday before but I am down to just 3 days a week now, trying to make it just 2 days a week as my next goal. I just think of it as a treat and I get to drink guilt free as long as I stick to only 3 days a week, and like I said next hopefully 2 days soon.

I get drunk after like 2 pints (still drink 10 plus in a session) now which is weird I dunno if that cus i've cut down or if my liver is failing lol

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>>26183797

>he fell for the STEM meme

bl0c

>>26183773

It's a solid helmet, don't act the fool.

>>26183765

Emulator? What do you mean by this?

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>>26181737
feeling kind of out of it desu

>>26183797
congratz king betabux

>child upstairs is having a tantrum again

Seriously wondering about buying a caravan and living in it permanently, parking in the middle of fields away from all other humans desu

>>26183976
>doesn't live in a house
only yourself to blame

>>26183782
Dropping your trip again. Fuck off lad.

>>26183935
The Xbone runs some games such as halo reach in a 360 emulator. The frame rate can be a little poo but it does the job

>>26183893
I have cut down.

I was drinking everyday a few weeks ago; i usually drink 35cl of spirits in a session, or more.

I'm struggling with 4 days a week.

>>26183976
>Seriously wondering about buying a caravan and living in it permanently, parking in the middle of fields away from all other humans desu

Does anyone know how practical this would be? Realistically?

I am anon with alcoholic parents who lives amongst all the chavs and that is my dream to just live away from all other humans. I didn't think it would be possible without being rich but I would live in a caravan if it were possible.

What are the thing to look for when searching for a good dentist? I have a dentist but they are fucking shit and I've had 2 very bad experiences with them. The most recent being some stupid paki tearing my gum open and bleeding heavily for a week straight. One of the worst weeks of my life.

So yeah, I need a new one.

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might have to go to bed lads, maybe i will get up before 1pm tomorrow haha

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>>26184019
I need to find her.

>>26184033
>35cl of spirits

That's not really that much desu I'd say you are fine doing that as often as you like. I don't know if that's even alcoholism.

>>26184053
Nothing can help you mate, only way to find out is by going to them.

and you only find out they're bad when it's already too late.

>>26184049

I foresee problems living with no running water, electricity, or heating, or internet.

>>26184049
>Being a dirty gyppo

>>26184073

Don't go to bed.

Stay up and watch ANIMES.

>>26184125
there was an anon from this very thread that went to live in a caravan, wonder what happneeded to him

>>26184120
My teeth aren't that bad but I need a couple little fillings done so they don't get any worse.

Just wondering what to look for in finding a good dentist.

The paki that fucked me up wasn't even registered at that dental practice. Looking back I don't t know why I didn't put a claim in against them.

>>26184110
It's enough to effect my life in a negative way.

>>26184299
And english accent is what you want, do not trust medical staff 'trained' overseas

>>26184299
>My teeth aren't that bad
That's what sucks anon, you don't want to end up having someone making them worse when they try to fix em

Walking home after waiting half an hour for a first bus and my plan B ignoring my calls
Who else /fuckingcold/ here
Litteraly freezing my tits off
Oh and hobo joe moved out and into a studio flat, he wants me to contact his mum and get his Dakimakura sleeve back

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>been hanging out with this qt girl for the last few weeks
>asks if I want to go out for dinner with her
>say yes
>girl's friend comes over
>asks why both of us aren't in a relationship yet
>qt looks confused and says we're just mutual friends
>mutual friends

I've let myself get cucked by a girl

send help

>>26184446
get her drunk lad and see what happens

>>26184446
Should have just given her a confused look and asked "friends?". She'd get the mesage.

I'm making postgraduate applications and came across the field "Other Institutions to which you are applying". Why the heck would one institution want to know who else I'm applying to?

>>26184446
She may have been nervous or embarassed. Don't loose hope.

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>>26184446
because 3d will never truly love you, only 2d. let yourself be happy and find the one who wants to make you happy.

>>26184446
>girl's friend
Male or female?
I'd also turn your attention to the fact that females are incapable of having friends, but I understood what you meant.

>>26184446
At least you didn't get literally cucked like the guy in the last thread family.

>>26183155

How dare you talk about Hannah in such a disrespectful way.

She told me via Ouija that she is going to put a curse on all of you. Your waifus will die, your steam accounts will be banned and banana bread beer will taste like ammonia.

>>26184446
>"Oh, Me an anon are just friends"

"Uh, yeah. Just friends." Then smile awkwardly and don't be the first to message her later on

>>26183608
>Eating a chip with chopsticks

fucking fatties.... seriously

>>26184490
some unis get booty blasted if they think they aren't your first choice

>>26184541
So is it better to just leave it blank? Or lie and claim I'm applying for Cambridge?

>>26184537
There is a chinaman in the background

>>26183670
>>Farcry 4
Has that series produced anything worthwhile since Instincts: Predator?

>>26184541
That happened to me when I applied for postgrad. I only applied to two places, but they both asked this question. The response I got from both of them was that I "didn't seem committed enough in wanting to attend the university" more or less.
Cunts.

eating cereal at 9pm cos i'm a mad cunt

>>26184619
But its 3pm, lad

>>26184564
putting cambridge pisses off certain unis who think they are better, like durham
compared to oxbridge they will never be first choice, leave it blanko

>>26184619
Which cereal?

>>26184473
That would have to happen at mine/her place though?

>>26184476
Too risky

>>26184490
True

>>26184491
Fapping to Waifus just gets depressing after a while, sorry.

>>26184504
Female

>tfw cuts all over my legs from shaving.
I can't do anything right desu

>>26184592
Farcry 3 Was very fun, In my opinion. I like the character you play as too

>>26184619
I eat cereal regularly at night. Nothing wrong with it.

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>>26184680
honey cheriors

>tfw not black
>tfw can't describe myself as a "spear chucking Shaka Zulu warrior"

;_;

>>26184619
i drink whiskey and eat cereal at 3 in the morning and wake my housemates up making it...

i'm a fucking mad man i tell ya

>2016
>not almost having an asbo
it's like you don't even want to become ubermensch

>>26184701
Do I know you? Is it a bit blustery outside?

>>26184682
>That would have to happen at mine/her place though?
not really, can always get drunk at the pub then go back to whichever place is closest

>>26184685
post legs, also wax them in future

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>>26184685
use a fresh shaver and short light strokes, just use shower gel and it works good enough

do it in the bath too, also take your time

>>26184722
yeah it is, but then again it probably is in a lot of places in the UK

where are you?

>>26184701
golden nuggets, rice krispies or death bruv

what are u doing

>>26184741
I just use*

but really don't rush it, oh and go against the grain so the hair just glides off but it's not too short so you get razer bumps

>>26184746
T'North. The north west to be specific. I know a friend posts here and It wouldn't surprise me if he's eating cereal at 9pm

>>26184685
Not epilating, step it up senpai

>>26181674
Why is the jcp bordered up?

>>26184741
You know a lot about shaving all your hairs off, twinkboy. Do you stretch your long, sexy legs in the bath and gently shave them?

>>26184768
Shouldn't you go with the grain?

>>26184782
nah i'm down south senpai

>>26184817
I bet he fingers his little bumhole when it's all smooth

>>26184727
But my legs are really fat.
>>26184741
>>26184768
Thanks senpai, 'preciate it

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>>26184817
my gf taught me

I love her very much

>>26184825
you're right, I just can't type atm

>>26184701
>not porridge.

You're disgusting.

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On my way to the local boozer to try pull a milf lads... I keep getting eye fucked by older women and I can't lie, I'm not complaining.

I really want to impregnate someone and never speak to them again...

What is this feel?

>>26184888
the child support feel

>>26184887
Porridge and salt, it's all you need lad.
Sugar is for nu-males desu.

It's like you don't even poverty

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>>26184869
>gf
God fucking dammit, cucked again lads

>>26184685
>>26184741
This is good advice~

>>26184727
>wax them in future

wax them after you have shaved them. It won't work well otherwise. Though I will let you pass on this since waxing strips are quite expensive~

>>26184911
>implying i'd pay and wouldn't just bail the country
top kek, or should I say... top cuck to whoever raises the child m8

>>26184920
Where do you get waxing strips from anyway? I don't think I've ever seen any.

>>26184920
How's your evening tilde?

>>26184920
DO A SHORT SHARP STOKE ACROSS YOUR NECK FATTY

>>26183620
aye it's canny enough. where abouts are you from mate?

>>26184920
Shave your legs on stream for us lad

>>26184888

Horniness.

It'll make you act like the biggest thicko in the world, you have been warned.

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>ex gf (inb4 reee) just told me shes moving away
>knew we weren't ever going to get back together, but still
>had to be all supportive on the phone to look like the bigger man
>in reality, I wanted to go full Mel Gibson on her and tell her I hope she gets raped by a pack of niggers

Just don't want to be alone lads 2bh

>>26185000
TRIPS CONFIRM STREAM

>>26184564

Just go to Cambride, it's the only uni worth going to anyway.

for the record when you trim and shave your cock fapping feels a lot better

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>>26184920
do you think you could do it for me lad?

>>26184915
you feel my shaved legs if you want :3

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>>26185012
>Just don't want to be alone lads 2bh

We still need someone to take Mio as a waifu to complete a whole K-ON set in britfeel if you're interested.

>>26185012

No you didn't, you did what you thought was best and that should be enough for you.

>>26185012
should have taken charge and demand she stay or cut all contact

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo

>>26185031
How do you shave your butte? hilfe

>>26184914
I know right.

It hardens me, and my dick.

Makes me mentally stronger, and gives me stronger erections.

>>26185001
>Horniness
Well, I know that. I've got girls pregnant in the past but they got the ol' abortion. Which is fucked up, to be completely honest senpai. I'm young though, I don't want a kid. It's a good job I don't have a conscience.

I've used a condom once in my life and pulled it off half way through because I was thinking about based Nietzsche and thought fuck it, what will be... will be.

And It's impossible to pull out... I just can't do it.

I can't believe I haven't been ''trapped'' yet mate

>>26185080
with a normal shaver

squat down in the bath and get a good feel for where the hair is while you apply some shower gel or w/e. very short gentle strokes and clean the razor each time.

take your time, it's easier than it sounds

also never ever put soap inside your butt as a substitute for lube

Is outlook.com fucked I can't open emails anymore.
Am I about to get raided?

>>26185198
No, it did that for me earlier. Ctrl + f5 and it should work bro

>>26184969
Just look at the women's shaving section of any big supermarket. Ideally somewhere with self-checkouts~

>>26184973
My evening is okay. I have just been sick so I am feeling a little dazed, probably just going to get comfy now desu.

How's your evening anon?

>>26185000
N-no, I don't have the confidence for anything like that~

>>26185044
I could do anything for you~

polaboo poleaboo where are you

>>26185138

Oh, I see, you're already thick.

Please keep not having children, thicko.

>>26185220
You think I haven't already tried that?

>>26183028
Wow that song is surprisingly good.

>>26185197
Thanks senpai.
>>26185232
Self checkouts are great until they stop working and someone has to come help you.

Which seems like all the time.

>>26185251
>implying you have to be dumb to fuck multiple women without protection
You must be a virgin, mate. It's a risk I'm willing to take and I have no money they can take anyway.
Also, I'm statistically likely to be smarter than you

>>26185325
post legs when finished

>>26185358
Sorry senpai, I don't want people to laugh at my pudgy legs

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>>26181737
I've missed you all

My daughter' friends have started calling her "Edge" as a nickname.

>>26181674
cheer up pal, Tuesday tomorrow

>>26185539
>My daughter'

She sucking nigger dick yet?

Bet she is

>>26185558
She's 7, I really hope not

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>>26185358
>>26185442
Tfw fat legs

>>26185567
Still on daddy's meat for now then...

>>26185611
Incest is a great fetish until you actually have a sister or daughter, then you be all like "nah bro"

>tfw you catch yourself again hunching over in the most ridiculously uncomfortable pose

>>26185610
r u a gril

What's the best painless suicide method?

>>26185628
It's still a great fetish

If it's purely fantasy and who you're fantasizing about being your mummy/sister looks nothing like your mummy/sister

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>>26185232
>no tilde on the second response
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>26185610
looks fine lad.

?erihspmah

>>26185672
Nitrous Oxide exit bag

>>26185652
>sitting on couch
>legs crossed
>drink resting in middle of legs
>hunched over
>head tilted
>one lip wrapped over the other
>feels perfectly normal

how

>>26185672
Take a load of painkillers then jump off something really tall

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>tfw burritos in oven

>>26185610
Yeah those are my legs senpai, just covered in cuts.

>>26185610
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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oc

>>26185610
I think you're mistaken, those are cute legs

>>26185610

O O D N O O
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D
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I'm diving in again lads. I've got 75 JAV torrents lined up to run overnight.

I've done this like 10 times now, why do I keep deleting it all

>>26185652
Sort of, I'm trying to be
>>26185701
retsehcnaM unfortunately

>>26185610
I'll admit, they're cute legs

>>26185750
>i'my trying to be
Pls be my qt trap gf

>>26185750
.oot eM
Wanna cuddle and crossdress? :3

So since britfeel seems like the best place to talk about legs, what trousers should I wear if I have legs like this >>26185610 ?
>tfw completely incompetent

>>26185795
>crossdress? :3

NEEEEERRRRRRRD-GAAAAAAAAY

>>26185804
skinny jeans always

>>26185795
Sure anon that sounds like fun
>>26185804
black skinny jeans with a tight waist, sometimes girl jeans work better

>>26185672
plastic bag, tie around your neck with a belt or tie
go to sleep
you won't panic, you won't wake up, you won't even know you've died

>>26185829
>skinny jeans ever
slim jeans are as far as any man should go mate.

>>26185804
Booty jean shorts, top tier stuff

>>26185864
no way mate skinny jeans look fantastic and show a man is comfortable in his sexuality

>>26185829
>>26185844
Whelp, time to go shopping.

>>26185888
Yeah his homosexuality.

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where do I find a bf to go camping with??

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>>26185845
came close to doing this before but thought about how stupid i'd look being found dead, face purple... piss and shit everywhere with a fucking tesco bag on my head

same with hanging by belt via door handle but fuck that also, hanging is truly sad, man.

>>26185888
>skinny jeans look fantastic
yeah sure, buddy. pic related
>show a man is comfortable in his sexuality
No they don't at all and if you think this then you're truly retarded, you idiot.

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>>26185940
right here pal

skinny jeans are qt on boys desu

>>26185940
I want to touch that mustache desu

>>26185954
It's the same as hanging, you wouldn't be purple faced or have your bowels release.
Breathing is regulated by CO2, your body wouldn't realise you aren't getting enough oxygen. You'd just get very tired and fall asleep, then die.

>>26185954
skinny jeans look great on young skinny effeminate guys, ofc they look bad on the average american besides they're jeggings

>>26185994
It's NOT the same*

just in case

>>26185954
that's are a ridiculously extreme example and you know it.
>>26185918
most people (females included) think they look good, sorry if you disagree.

>>26185940
Wanna go deer hunting?

>>26186019
Hipsters aren't people.

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>>26185940
is it gay to appreciate another dudes facial aesthetics?
>that bone structure
>those lines and edges
>that sun highlighted hair
>those light green eyes
>that straight nose
It doesn't make me hard or w.e but I just pause for a second and think ''damn, nice man.''
>pic related also

>>26186019
ignore the *are* lads

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>>26185686
>doesn't actually tile

>>26185804
I go for slim jeans but that's because my legs are borderline anorexic. Skinny is great if they're like that though.
>>26185844
Oh cool, you would? Ah I guess I can't provide a place to do it RN, waiting on a flat and my regular CD friend isn't so available these days. You can hit me up anyway: [email protected]

>>26186032
No you retard.

It's gay to feel romantic towards another man.

>>26186065
Wanting to fuck another man is gay, there is no way you can spin that.

>>26186032
Yeah its not gay.
Is it gay to be filled with an urge to hug him though? That hair looks great.

>>26185974
i'll go camping with you if you'll spoon me.

Cant wait for my new laptop to arrive tomorrow lads.

>>26186032
You're gay because you think a man wearing makeup looks good.

>>26185804
A skirt

>>26186078
Whatever gives you more reason to hate other people and feel better about yourself, pal.