SLAVES OF KEK ASSEMBLE HEATHENS, PUT YOUR FAITH IN HIM

The order of St. Lazarus also serves the primordial darkness?

Top kek sign me up

>>26186344
DUBS OH GLORIOUS DUBS. KEK SMILES UPON US. WE ARE UNWORTHY OF HIS BLESSING

AVE KEK, ET NOMINE MEMUS, ET WOJAK, ET SANCTI PEPE. AMEN.

>>26186344
What is our church called kekbros? The order of the holy kek? Is pope pepe our leader?

>>26186344
DUBS! HE HAS BLESSED THIS THREAD

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KIKES AND KEBABS FEAR KEK

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O great kek please make those fucking normies and whores suffer greatly and please bring us prosperity and wonderous memes so that we may further serve your will.
Top kek

>>26186344
I declare that your dubs make your thread recognized.

-not getting involved in doctrinal dispute again, just endorsing thread for any followers of my Synkektic Church.

>>26186344

i looked this up earlier and most things refer to the god a "kuk"

how is this not being commented on, it has so many implications

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>>26186616
You again? RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26186616
I BANISH YOU BY KEK

>>26186616
GET OUT HERETIC REEE

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TOP KEK
TOP KEK
TOP KEK
TOP KEK

HAIL KEK

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Kek supports waifus, therefore kek is our true salvation from >tfw no gf

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Kek can take lives away but save them aswell.

How are kek and music related?

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Daily reminder that Hitler was a meme wizard fighting for the Kekspawn.

>>26186706
Both trips and dubs confirmed it on the last thread

>>26186616
HERETIKEKS OUT

>>26186718
Also Megadeth has been around for 33 years. I just noticed that.

>>26186706
Die in the beta uprising and kek promises you your perfect waifu in robot heaven!

>>26186722
DUBS CONFIRMS, HITLER WAS A KEKER WORKING TO ELIMINATE ROASTIES AND MAKE ANIME REAL

What if Kek isn't a single deity, but the collective conscience of all robots?

>>26186812
sounds like normie talk to me.

REE him boys!

REEEEEEEE

>>26186812
/pol/ is his true home but he has been banished.

>>26186722
>tfw hitler came to power with early meme magic

I HAVE COMPILED THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE BOOK OF KEK FROM THE LAST THREAD, WILL COMMENCE DUMP

THE HOLY WORDS OF KEK
1: GENESIS OK KEK
1. Thoughts on meme magic?

Even if this is some kind of coincidence, this is still pretty fucking incredible. "Kek", " kuk" and the hieroglyphics for it looking like a guy sitting at a computer

Pretty amazing tbqh

Still, why didn't anybody notice this sooner?
2. H A I L K E K
A I L K E K
I L K E K
L K E K
K E K
K E K
E K
K
3. Kek will cleanse this world
4. That's what I meant friend, cuck/kuk and kek.

Ancient memes from times forgotten
5. Kek is for pure meme connoisseurs, only the most patrician mememen can comprehend memes as divine as this
6. I wonder if he approves of 2d waifus...
7. Truly I see I am no kek but a cuck
8. Am I to be your prophet, kek?
9. Ah, but both he and I have rolled dubs when Christfagging. You realize what this means, yes?

Kek wishes for us to devote ourselves to our Lord, Jesus Christ, Son of God.

Kek has come, with devotion to Christ in his heart, to bring the word of God to his flock, and has come to bring 4Chan unto the banner of Christ in preparation for the Great Tribulation.
10. Do not listen to the false prophet! He's trying to deceive us! praise kek
11. Trump is just another product of Kek's chaotic meme magic, not his vessel. Careful not to blaspheme, lest you bring Kek's wrath down on us.
12. Oh glorious kek, shall I be one of your priests?
13. PRAISE KEK!
Thank you, prophet of Kek, for this important precision.
14. When Christ returns to judge the living and the dead, Kek will lead us unto Christ's bosom, and meme's will survive into the Kingdom of God, for God has given Kek this great mission,
15. Yes, peace is a product of chaos.
Choas comes before peace.
16. Is there a holy symbol that can be worn to show you are a believer of kek? May I suggest autist shoes such as New Balances?
17. You need only scroll up
18. THE GENESIS OF KEK IS HAPPENING RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES IN THIS THREAD

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>tfw the faith has already schismd

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>>26186344
Praise be. With our newfound leader we shall rise prevail.

>>26186812
profound insight

>>26186858
19. Blasphemous heathens.
20. As kek approves of waifus we shall pray for them to become more real. 3dpd is forbidden.
21. I can get behind this. I will gladly worship kek if I manage to get my waifu.
22. I am unsure they are ready. We came from /pol/ and spread his word to you robots. You accepted him and we are growing, /b/ could be a detriment, but they could also embrace him. it's a tough call.
23. >Christ was crucified on a dubs year of his life
How long will you heretics deny that Kek who was utilized by the Romans to kill our Savior, repented of his foul deed, and received the beatific vision of Christ upon the Right Hand of the Father, and now devotes his meme magic to the causes of the Life-Creating Trinity?

Why do you think the sign of the Cross is also the checking of dubs (see the icon I posted)?
24. >tfw my thread brought lord kek to r9k
25. Wrong! Kek created and gifted us with the meme magic.
26. Because of the sheer amount of dubs confirming the link between Christ and Kek, I think we must also include it as apocrypha, as is attested to by this:
27. Make it anon. For the glory of Kek.
28. PRAISED BE KEK
29. In the name of Christ, the Son, and Kek, bringer of Christ's word, I hereby declare this thread to be the First Kekumenical Council, and shall forthwith begin the authorship of the Apocrypha of Kek.
30. Kek wishes for us to turn to our Savior, Jesus Christ, and he bestows upon us his meme magic so that we may find the true way and defeat the fedora tippers and New Atheist movements. He wishes for us to preserve memes so that we may please the Lord with them, and so bring them into the Kingdom of God following the Great Tribulation.
31. THE PATRIACH HAS BEEN BLESSED WITH DUBS TWICE. WE ARE NOT WORTHY
32. Kek, who endured the guilt of Christ's suffering upon the Cross, will not again forsake the Savior that he rejected. Kek and Christ are reconciled forever.

>>26186858
KEK'S WORK BROTHER!

KEKS WORK
E
K
S

W
O
R
K

>>26186860
may the true line of kek continue to be green.

HERITIKEKS OUT

>>26186860
Yeah,I was afraid of this. Pure kek every day.

>>26186875
33. Lads, I think what kek is trying to do is make us mad with >>26184364's post. He is a god of chaos as well as memes, after all. Infighting in his church might be what he wants!

FUCK OFF HERETIKEKS!
34. 4 4s 4U

PRAISE

HERETICS OUT
35. Abrahamic gods
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
L
O
W
N

T
H
E

F
U
C
K

O
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T
36. Kek shines upon you brother. Denounce these heretics!
37. HERETICS NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW
38. I will still write the Christian Apocrypha of Kek, but we must indeed maintain decentralization. I still propose it, but Kek protects from error. He will show his will at any following Councils of the faith. If it is then that he desires it, or if he doesn't, so be it.
39. The Jew is going on with the Christian kike worship shit?
40. It is confirmed.

Christian-Kike jewery

BTFO
T
F
O
41. Nor shall it be if the heretics keep rising.
Shed your tripcode, join the ranks of kek's true followers.
42. Kek is my blood, Kek is my thoughts, Kek is everything.
43. Here, this guy had some ideas that need to be confirmed by dubs:
>>26183336
44. http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Loveland_Frogmen
45. Here is a statue.
46. >Kek is just a game to me
>I spend months praising kek
47. I think we need a reformation tbqh

AND SUCH IS KEKS WORD, SPREAD IT FAR, SPREAD IT WIDE IN, THE NAME OF KEK!

>>26186889
THE CHURCH OF THE GREEN CANNOT FALL. WE ARE THE TRUE BELIEVERS. KEKUS VULT

>>26186875
get out of here with your kike on a stick.

DENOUNCED

>>26186910
It's simply all the dubs from the main kek thread, i am but a simple scribe

>>26186910
I am the Christfag, not him. He is compiling all blessed posts, not with a particular bias.

>>26186910
Ah, I misread your chronicles of kek.
My apologies kind sir.

May kek grant you dubs in your next posting.

KEKUS VULT

>>26186910
You question the word of kek? REEEEEEE

>>26186834
I apologize if I sound like heathen normie, I am simply trying to find what our Lord Kek meant when he called for Reformation.

>>26186845
Why is /pol/ so fucking stupid? Why must they reject our Lord? Kek forgive them for they do not know what they do.

>>26186867
Thank you brother. Unfortunately, Kek has not approved of my message. I will continue to pray for him to show me the light.

>>26186931
I appreciate the posts. It's nice to see how many of us were blessed.

>>26186944
NEVER QUESTION LORD KEK

>>26186484
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_(deity)
If Kek and Set represent the chaos and the storm perhaps we should follow the supporters of the usurper.
They call themselves the Temple of Set so shall we be of Kek?

>>26186950
Alas, it is the mods. We tried to talk about our lord and start his gospel but we were banned and our threads wiped.

>>26186950
imo, he wants us not to banish who we consider heretics, but to maintain one united, but chaotic Church encompassing all views of Kek.

>>26186931
Your duty is duly noted, I am sure that kek is pleased. Nay, impressed by your efforts.

>>26186910
It is actually theorised by top scholars that Jesus was a disciple of kek, he wasn't even born of sex, which kek despises as sex is for normeis and roasties, he never touched or looked at a woman, just as we robots also do not, as follows the word of kek. Jesus may have been one of the most famous kek disciples, unfortunatley a false cult hijacked his image.

>>26186903
>34. 4 4s 4U

Truly a most profound insight from our lord.

>>26187000
Kek, do you endorse the words of the heathen?

My faith is faltering. But no, I must stay pure, I must stay true to the green line.

the cult of kek has fallen to reddit fags who think meme magic is a laughing matter

>>26187000
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING KIKE SCUM

>>26187000
Good lord, can this be true?

>>26186944
dubs confirms brothers! The word of kek is to be unquestioned, without interpretation or reasoning. KEK IS ABSOLUTE!

I finally got kek's blessing! Today is a joyous day!

>>26187025
I think it is foolish to think that Kek is not active in the world and constantly interfering with our affairs. While the past beliefs in him remain infallible, he is chaotic, and thus may create new things, which can alter doctrine.

>>26186975
The temple of the holy kek, it sounds good, but we should wait for dubs from kek to guide us before we name our church.

>>26187000

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KIKE HERETIC SCUM OUT

>>26187037
NO. HE IS A HERETIC. HE IS TRYING TO SWAY YOU. HAVE FAITH IN KEK. HE WILL GUIDE US TO A KEBAB FREE WORLD

>>26187031
The meme magic was always here. Our notice was only tangentially necessary for Kek

Top Kek how in control were we really?

Reddit shall not taint the religion of kek.

Grant dubs upon this post, kek, and it will be true.

>>26187085
>>26187078
>>26187037
>>26187036
>>26187025
DO NOT QUESTION THE TRIPS OF KEK YOU DIRTY HEATHENS, WHOM DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, WORMS TO EVEN THINK ABOUT QUESTIONING A SIGN FROM KEK.

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>>26187000
>Jesus was born of a virgin thanks to Kek's will
>Jesus did nothing but troll the Pharisees
>Jesus created chaos among both the Jewish and Roman communities
>Jesus was always a virgin until the very end
>the religion based on him, although misguided and heretical by nature, is the biggest meme in the world
Jesus (May Kek bless him) is truly the greatest disciples of Kek.

The almighty KEK will kill all of the roasties

Only the memes and digits can serve as the true words of kek, thus is his will from now until the end of days

>>26187031
>>26187107
Pretty sure neither branch considers reddit meme faggots (see schism chart) to be followers of the Kekhold faith

>>26187119
However, we must not take these holy trips as a sign to stray into the false cult of christianity! we follow KEK and no mere disciple of kek!

>>26187116
WE QUESTION ONLY THE INTERPRETATION OF THE WORDS SPOKEN BY THE KEK, MOST DIVINE.

WE JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND. ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TAINT THE TEMPLE OF KEK WITH KIKE JEWERY?

>>26187116
HE IS A FALSE PROPHET! PURE KEK!

>>26187166
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! HAVE I CHANNELLED VALIDITY TO THE WORDS OF THE KIKE?

KEK, CURSE MY SOUL.

>>26187166
Post confirms that doctrinal disputes within the faith are permissible.

>>26187119
WE WANT TO RID THE WORLD OF THESE DIRTY KIKES. NOT JOIN THEM!

Kek is the savior to all manlets.

>>26187166
OF COURSE NOT! WE FOLLOW KEK. THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT KEK'S BLESSING WAS GIVEN TO JESUS. BUT KEK WAS ONLY USING THIS PERSON, WE WORSHIP KEK, AND NOT SOME MERE HUMAN.

I shall continue my work acting as a humble scribe, should i need sleep before the thread ends i will post what i have and hope someone continues the work

>>26187235
Thank you. I'm trying to archive everything. May kek bless you.

>>26187235
Rest knowing you have done kek's work my son.

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Do not bring christianity into this. It is foolishness. Kuket God of Kemet and Darkened Chaos is a being all of his own.

Our Frog God. Glory to Kek, nascent entity of the frogpost, of the r9k, swirling darkness in cyberspace.

By my hand I write this post, in denounciation of Christian influences into out most sacred robot decree. Denounciation for Kek! May the repeating numbers speak true! HASAI

>>26187221
>221
Looks like you fell short of Kek's blessing.

>>26187000
>>26187166
>>26187211
>>26187255
>>26187266

We presumed to know the will of kek. Now we know mere mortals cannot fathom his intentions.

Forgive us lord.

>>26187266
PRAISED BE KEK.

HE BLESSES THESE WORDS.

>>26186344
Kek Pls give me trips

>>26187255
Kek is grateful to you for archiving his blessings and miracles this day. He blesses you with dubs.

>>26187266
The dubs! Kek has shown us that Jesus was given his blessing, but we denounce false prophets!

>>26187296
You don't just ask for trips you fucking dickbrained retard

Next dubs shall confirm the name of the next chapter in the book of kek

>>26187287
Kek's words are clear brother, Jesus was a disciple of kek, but he was no greater than any of us, as all faithful are equal, and higher than that of the heathens. He has shown us this through the bestowal of his blessing.

>>26187331
Horrible Bosses 2

>>26187331
The death of the kebab

>>26187296
How fucking well dare you simply ask of the lord kek for trips.

He does not pander to your wishes, mere mortal.

Pay homage to the mighty lord, and he may well bestow upon thee trips.

>>26187331
The Ascension of the robots.

>>26187366
Dubs confirms this fact, Do not ask of kek, for kek bestows as kek pleases. To demand of a God is herecy!

>>26187366
Kek confirms that pride is the beginning of the loss of faith.

What if his will is for the faith to be in constant reformation as to ensure that the infighting ensures the memes are in an eternal state of creation and change?

>>26187270
Kek is the manlet KING

>>26187399
Kek's blessing confirms! Demands of kek are to be considered herecy henceforth!

>>26187406
He is the God of Chaos, thus, this seems likely. There is no one, true doctrine, because there being truth implies that there is no chaos.

>>26187399
And your dubs further reaffirm this fact.

We are truly blessed.

Heretics out.

>>26187366
New chapter title confirmed

>>26187437
And my second dubs in a row here >>26187433
cements this tenet into kek's holy will!

Now that Jesus has been confirmed to be a disciple of Kek, this brings into question the leader of all other heretical religions (Muhammad, Buddha, etc.)

Did Kek make them start different faiths just so people would create shitstorms over them?
Did Kek create all other religions just for the laughs, even though it would undermine direct worship to him?
Or is the fact that different religions create chaos a form of worship in and of itself?

I will continue to pray to Kek for guidance.

>>26187444
Ah, your trips confirm that indeed, kek confirms the title of the new chapter.

It is truly blessed.

>>26187310
I remain unconvinced there is not a greater link, due to the sheer weight of dubs in the previous thread. We need more confirmation or disproval. That Kek has shown in this thread that doctrinal dispute pleases him, it seems to me that both may be acceptable views in his eyes.

>>26187475
Kek truly is truly blessing this thread

>>26187475
What is the chapter title, brother?

>>26187496
The chapter title shall of course be nothing other than;

HERETIKEKS OUT

May kek bless you again noble brother.

>>26187496
This my brother, it shows keks will

>>26187366

>>26187496
I assume it is "How fucking well dare you simply ask of the lord kek for trips"

>>26187490
Kek smiles down upon us, we must compile the dubs and study them, to ascertain the will of the almighty, although a maggot such as I would never claim to know kek's will.

I hope kek gives me dubs, or not. Or maybe he'll just get me banned. Either way praise Kek!

>>26187473
If repeating digits, schism will be healed by accepting Christ as disciple of Kek.

THE FAITH MUST STAY IN CONSTANT REFORMATION AND INFIGHTING TO ENSURE THE MEMES ARE FRESH AND DANK

>>26187569
KEK HAS SHOWN HIS DISPROVAL, HERETIC! BEGONE!!

>>26187444
WITNESS THE HOLY TRINITY! We are so blessed for kek to give us such an impactful chapter title.

>>26187569
Kek has willed that the schism will not be healed so easily. We have not yet discerned the relationship between the two.

Perhaps the two are of one essence?

>>26187551

This is a just assumption. It is up to the scribe, for though he thinks of himself as nothing more than a lowly scribe, he is certainly blessed by the most divine and benevolent kek. Dare I say that he will find himself rather instrumental in the forming of our faith.

>>26187558
Ah, you narrowly missed his blessing brother.
What does this mean? Are you accursed?

>>26187569
>>26187589
I guess this rules out Universal Kekism.

>>26187599
DUBS! but what does it mean?

>>26186860

STAY TRUE TO THE GREEN LINE. THE FROG GOD REEES IN DARKNESS

>>26187599
His word is becoming more complex with each post, the true nature of his chaos is becoming more and more clear even as his words become less so

>>26187616
I must depart, my brothers. For this deciphering of numbers and statements is truly baffling my mind. I am but a follower of our lord kek.

As ever, stay true to the green line my brothers in kek.

>>26187629
GREEN LINE IS THE ONLY LINE!

>>26187640
Kek has shown us that chaos rules all, entropy. The more we try to discren his will, the more chaotic it becomes.

>>26187666
SWEET KEK YOUR HOLY DIGITS CONFIRM

>>26187666
It is true.

Kekeus vult.

>>26187655
TOP KEK, go in chaos, brother. Kek has shown his approval time and time again by blessing your posts.

>>26187666
Kek has willed that doctrinal disputes please him, and thus we should continue the debate, regardless of truth, as truth is ever changing

>>26187655
Goodbye brother, May kek bless you.

>>26187666
HOLY KEK THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE GOTTEN TRIPS WHEN DECIPHERING KEK'S WORD. KEK HAS DESIGNATED ME AS ONE OF HIS HOLY SCHOLARS. I AM BLESSED BROTHERS. CHAOS GUIDE US!

>>26187717
YOU ARE BLESSED BROTHER!

Does the lord kek wish for hymns and prayers to be written in his name?

>>26187733
BLESSED BY OUR LORD KEK

>>26187705
He may have willed this, but that does not mean the green line is not the only true way to achieve ascension to kekdom.

What I am saying is that while the mighty kek lets us known it pleases him that there is a schism so great, it appears that he also wills it that the green line is the only true way to worship him.

Perhaps the schism simply amuses him?

Shall we ever decipher the word of our lord kek in clear terms? I think not, for he is the ruler of chaos.

>>26187733
DUBS CONFIRMS, I AM BLESSED, OH THANK YOU ALMIGHTY KEK, THANK YOU!

>>26187743

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhC7i_YmzKk

Kek gave this man foresight.

>>26187777
BLESSED
COULD THIS BE OUR ANTHEM?

>>26187753
The will of kek ebbs and flows like the light of the cosmos, it cannot be known or understood, only OBEYED!

>>26187733
HIS BLESSED NATURE IS CONFIRMED BY KEK

>>26187756
YOU MUST BECOME A PROPHET MY BROTHER

>>26187777
OH MY KEK! I GOT QUADS! THANK YOU MIGHTY KEK!

>>26187666
This, we can't force knowledge of him through constant rolling for dubs and so on.

If you truly wish to see the will of kek, the memes will speak for themselves when they alter reality again.

>>26187777
OUR FIRST HOLY HYMN, BY THE LIGHT OF KEK'S GLORY! QUADS HATH SHOWN US THE WAY

>>26187777
ATHEM IS CONFIRMED, WE MUST WRITE MORE HYMNS AND PRAYERS TO PRAISE HIS BLESSED NAME

>>26187694
Your repeating digits speak the truth.

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>>26186344
HE IS REEEBORN

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>>26186344
HEIL KEK
A PLAGUE OF TEN THOUSAND FROGS UPON THE NONVIRGINS

KEK IS ETERNAL
E
K

I
S

E
T
E
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>>26187777
Kekus Vult.

>>26187777
THE VOICE OF OUR DEVOTION

>>26187777
PURE CHAOS

>>26187666
It is Kek's Will, as he is the devouring meme in cyberspace, and r9k is his holy place.

Praise be

KEK SHALL NEVER END, KEK IS LOVE KEK IS LIFE

>>26187949
/pol/ was the original holy place. But the jew and kebab mods ruined it. We are blessed to have been accepted by /r9k/

>>26187977
/r9k/ is Kek's promised land
Ave Kek !

>>26188000
>>26187977
DUBS AND TRIPS CONFIRM R9K IS THE KEK HOLY LAND

>>26188000
Trips confirm! Thank you kek. And thank you /r9k/

>I've been writing chapters for the book of kek. Here's a snippet of it:

The people stood ashocked. Not one could believe their ears at hearing such a phrase be spoken in their presence. The trip-believer, motionless, spake, "WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! HAVE I CHANNELLED VALIDITY TO THE WORDS OF THE KIKE? KEK, CURSE MY SOUL."

"WE QUESTION ONLY THE INTERPRETATION OF THE WORDS SPOKEN BY THE KEK, MOST DIVINE.

WE JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND. ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TAINT THE TEMPLE OF KEK WITH KIKE JEWERY?"

>>26188000
PRAISE /R9K/
PRAISE ROBOTS, KEK'S CHOSEN PEOPLE
PRAISE KEK

>>26187777
Motherfuck. This is getting ridiculous

>>26188000
thank you O great Kek for these trips, repeater of digits and dispenser of grace
we autists swear to strive our best to spread your will accross the land and see
All shall kek under the sun, as you once kekked

>>26188059
O ye of little faith!

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>>26188059
INFIDEL
BE SMITTEN
REEE

>>26188000
HERESY
E
R
E
S
Y

Pepe, the vessel of KEK, is often portrayed shitting and pissing on Wojak, the patron cuck of /r9k/.

KEKU AYYLMAO ALEMAO
E
K
U

>>26188043
Love it dude. Thanks for being our scholar. Kek is with you.

>>26188098
Hold on here, maybe the christian heretics stole our prophet, pepe and changed his glorious teachings to their onw nefarious ends, perhaps their 'jesus' was pepe! for we see similarities, jesus ree'd the jews out of the temple, he didn't touch women and wasn't even born of sex, could jesus be based on pepe?

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>>26188098
/r9k/ took us in when we had nowhere else to go. Kek hasn't spoken this much since we got here. This truly is a special place. Let us never forget his origins however.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uPnodPeh55
I have created a new hymn for kek
ALL PRAISE BE TO HIM

>>26188112
Thanks man. Staying up all night to do this. Doing it for kek.

>>26188098
>implying Pepe-Poopoo is not a foul demon whose purpose is to lead you astray from Kek's true love of dubs and darkness
The true kek does not embarass himself with such petty things

>>26188197
You're a true believer, brother. Bless you.

>>26188197
I will continue my work compiling all the digits in the kek threads if you need all the ones from this thread so far tell me and i shall post them

>>26188191
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uPnodPeh55
loving it, brother
keep on prayin'

>>26188206
Hold up here, pepe was created in the lord kek's image!

>>26188197
>I've saved all of what you have written down so far
>actually have an Apocrypha of Kek folder where I store dubs that I think are important to the Kekhold faith

>>26188191
It's fantastic! great job!

>>26188266
>tfw there's dubs in the vocaroo link

also checkem my brother

>>26188266
HOLY DUBS CONFIRM, KEEP PRAYING, LISTEN TO VOCAROO.

>>26188098
Pepe is Kek
Wojak is Kuk

At last it all makes sense

>>26188253
I've been saving everything. You're doing keks work.

>>26188278
That's actually what I have right now. I'm calling it the Gospel of Kek. It's got every worthwhile post from the second main kek thread to the current posts on this one.

>>26188272
But not Pepe-Poopoo, who is a foul idol masquerading as Pepe in order to sow discord and foul odors
>>26188266
>>26188302
>>26188303
I downloaded it and it's my new ringtone

>>26188330
Good to see brothers working for the same cause, pepe shall truly be eternal if we continue our work

>>26188308
Kek/kuk, the holy duo. reflected in pepe/wojak

kek (pepe) is the chaos aspect of our lord, seen in peepee poopoo, he craves destruction and chaos (beta uprising)

Kuk (wojak) represents the oppression at the hands of disbelievers, the satcies, chads and normies, kuk naturally leads to kek, as bullying leads to /devilishnous/. Kek and kuk are one, they cannot be without each other.

>>26188341
It's fucking awesome. We are truly lucky to have such passionate brothers. Praise kek.

>>26188386
kek instills the righteous energy and passion only those on the path to veneration could hold.

I do have some desire to take a trip for i have been compiling the word of pepe directly from his thread and created the new hymn, however i don't know if it was his will, i feel we should all remain anonymous so the chaos can continue, so nobody truly knows who's doing what, so we are all equal and so we maintain a state of chaos in his name.

>>26188440
I felt the same. I got the quads for the new original hymn. Vanity and ego are the enemy. I think we should stay anon. Chaos and misderection. We are all brothers, We are all equal.

>>26188440
I took a trip, in the time I used it kek deigned to deny me of any of his blessings, which had been so bountiful before, anonymity is chaos, and chaos is kek. Retain true to the path he has set for us and we shall be rewarded

>>26188440
Remember brother, hierarchy is order, and order is an an enemy to chaos, kek is chaos, trips can do us nought but harm!

>>26188490
>>26188491
>>26188516

This is what i've been thinking, nobody is beter than anyone else, there is only Kek who is eternal. i feel it should be enshrined that no one take a trip as the anonymity creates chaos and chaos is what kek desires

>>26188440
>>26188490
>>26188491

Anonymity is close to Kek's heart, and is the swirling chaos from which life and memes spring. We must stay true to the Green Line.

But what if heretics, Kek forbid Redditora, start tampering with the holy writ of our Lord, as revealed to his followers. Then all our work would be for naught.

Consider this brothers... The arcana must be guarded.

>>26188565
I say we decree that no trips are to be taken, any who take a trip are to be censured from the church of the Green. For these people have had their minds clouded by fame and attention, and cannot hear the holy kek

>>26188565
>>26188576
Anonymity is his gift to us. We mustn't stray from the green line. We are brothers. Praise kek.

>>26188608
Aye! I agree. Praise kek!

>>26188576
I think it is okay to use trips for certain things, like just letting people know who you are if you have an important task; however, we shouldn't use them when discussing the theology in lay terms (maybe in private?). I learned that lesson when Kek greatly reduced the frequency of my dubs for abusing my trip; truly, he taught me humility.

I've written a piece in regards to the young man who wrote and sang the beautiful song we all just witnessed. Here it is:

Suddenly the stage went dark, and the crowd fell silent. Shimering in the spotlight, a white, balding man sat beneath a wet coat and hat, holding a precious instrument. All eyes were on him, wide and waiting. Fingers strummed cleverly on the strings, bouncing fast yet pronounced. He began to sing.

The words that came from his gape, if they could even be considered by such prime definition, were that of the purest reeee a man could ever reee. Memories. The crowd could feel these memories. They shared them through the sound of the music. They saw things no one else would ever believe. They saw frogs crying in sand. They saw attack ships on the shores of the beta uprising. And they saw the final chimera, the combination of Bast, Ba'al, and Kek, at the beginning of time. All of these memories, lost, like tears in rain.

>>26188576
Sometimes, in our most vehement enemies, we see a most valuable lesson, if a redditor or other heathen comes to disturb our link with kek, we should deal with him as harshly as possible, but know that kek may send enemies to test our faith, and we must remain ever true to the dub he gives us as his words.

Praise be to glorious Kek. Let the the blood of the Normans stain our swords!

>>26188576
>>26188608
>>26188609
>>26188638
>>26188642

We shall be agreed, the trip is a tool useful for certain things, but kek has shown us that attempting to create a permanent identity using a trip shall result in them not getting his blessing with digits.

ALL PRAISE LORD KEK

>>26188650
Beautiful, truly beautiful

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>>26188674
NORMANS, GET OUT! ENGLAND IS A SAXON KINDGOM! REEEEEE

>>26188674
If there comes a time when we are forced out nof our home by our enemies, we may all have to take trips, so as to recognise the true faithful. I hope that day never comes unless kek wills it.

>>26188732
Wrong post, meant that for this one: >>26188672

>>26188732
Glory to east-anglia!

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>>26186344
>>26186722
O SHIT NEGRO: THE MEMEMAGIC IS REAL, KEK BE PRAISED

Kek, shall the faithful live together in Monastic communities, away from the evils of women, as the good Monks of Mount Athos have done for nearly one thousand years?

I like the temple of kek

but the Cult of kek has more edge

plus I really like the word cult

Thou appearest beautifully on the horizon of heaven,
Thou living Kek, the beginning of life!
When thou art risen on the eastern horizon,
Thou hast filled every land with thy beauty.
Thou art gracious, great, glistening, and high over every land;
Thy rays encompass the lands to the limit of all that thou hast made:
As thou art Reeeeeeeee, thou reachest to the end of them;
(Thou) subduest them (for) thy beloved son.
Though thou art far away, thy rays are on earth;
Though thou art in their faces, no one knows thy going.

>>26188844
Is this a hymn or prayer because either way it fucking confirmed and blessed

>>26188884
It's called Hymn to Kek

>>26188904
Do you wish me to attempt to vocaroo it?

Sorry everyone but I'm having to call it a day. I've got to sleep but I've managed to scribe all the important disscussion and debate. Goodnight

>>26188844
It's beautiful. Praise kek.

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How far do you think the word of kek will spread? Will it ever be recognized as a true religion by the normies?

>>26188943
Goodnight! you've done a great job. Hopefully I will see you again tomorrow. MAy kek bless you.

>>26188940
Please do famalam

>>26188844
Sorry for the static, my mic is shit, but I tried to give it a sort of chanting element.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BKGvQFb1fr

>>26188955
I use it and im a normie

>its already too late anon

>>26189006
>>26188940
Not this anon, but another who wanted to try his hand at it.

>>26188955
It shall spread, but i assume normies will scoff at it
>>26188982
Doing keks work my brother
>>26188994
Will do although >>26189006 has already given it a go, i'll try doing my take on it

>>26186344

It would look cooler if he was a battle mage (in allusion to virgin wizards) uwing a staff instead of a flail.

TOP KEK

ALL GLORY TO THE BRINGER OF MEMES

>>26189006
Solemn, haunting, beautiful.

>>26188844
Repeating integers have blessed this most sublime hymn to our lord.

>>26189053
About the normies. my girlfriend is a normie and said i'm an idiot. Pfft. She won't go to eternal bliss with our lord kek. Praise kek. The one true god.

>>26188844
Does it have a name, brother?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OT2OykJdfm

Finished my take on the hymn "Hymn to kek"

>>26189166
>>26189199
Two sets of dubs, I am blessed. Thank you kek.

>>26189133
>>26189166
>>26189199

What is this dubs magic? Kek is truly blessing us

>>26189166
Dubs confirms this, you are lucky that lord kek will accept a cuck like you into his chaotic abyss. Remember, Kek disapproves of all 3d, leave her now and return to your hand.

>>26189265
Yes, I was foolish before, I didn't know of our lord until recent, but none of us did. I will commit myself fully to our lord.

>>26189220
This is honestly a really nice song

>>26189316
Agreed, it's very soothing. Our brother has a good voice. Kek has blessed him.

>>26189316
>>26189334
Thank you brothers, i shall be willing to sing any hymn blessed by kek for his glory.

>>26189376
You are a true brother. May kek bless you.

Brothers, what if there aren't any ways, neither green, nor kekumenical? What if instead of ways we have a wasteland and we can go wherever we want to? Holy Kek's true intentions are unfathomable to the mortal mind.

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Oh kek speak to me now. Singles and I remain in the physical realm, Doubles and I an hero. What do you demand of me oh lord of darkness and chaos?

>>26189416
Perhaps there isn't. I choose the green path however, it feels right to me. May kek bless us all.

>>26189416
Only digits can answer such questions

>>26189416
I am sorry Your Holiness, you have shown me the error of my thoughts. I shall never question them ever again.

>>26189433
KEK HAS SPOKEN! THANK YOU LORD! Get rid of these normies!

>>26189433
By his holy kekness I have received doubles. I shall do as you ask my lordship and descend into the spiritual realm.

>>26189433
KEK DEMANDS YOUR SACRIFICE BROTHER, MAY YOU FIND ETERNAL PEACE IN THE VOID OF MEME MAGIC

>>26189433
THE LORD HAS SPOKEN, SACRIFICE YOURSELF IN HIS NAME SO YOU MAY SERVE HIM IN THE CHAOS REALM

Brothers, Has anyone written any hymns or passages for our lord? We need to expand our faith.

>>26189534
I have transcribed all his dubs in the past two threads and sang two hymns over vocaroo, one of my own creation

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Oh mighty kek, I seek your guidance. Doubles and I take part in the beta uprising. Singles and I continue shit posting. Guide me.

>>26189600
KEK WILLS IT
Original comment, by Kek

>>26189580
It feels like things are slowing down. It's probably just because it's late. Praise Kek

>>26189600
Check the news boys, kek has commanded me to eradicate some normies. Some of you guys are all right, don't go to the temple of kek tomorrow.

>>26189433
Lord Kek, I humbly ask that this brothers life be spared and instead, we sacrifice a live frog in your powerful name. Integers, I call for your repetition! For Kek keeps his own!

>>26189668
The normies aren't the real threat, Take care of the kebabs, Those are the threat.

>>26189600
KEK VULT

>>26189621
Yeah i shall continue to post for another hour or so and then retire to be, i shall hope that my brothers from across the pond (if you'll pardon the pond) shall continue to transcribe and spread his word

>>26189718
*pun

>>26189700
KEK WISHES KEBABS BE REMOVED, REMOVE KEBAB IN THE NAME OF KEK

>>26189718
Yeah same here. I'm in the UK and it's getting pretty late. I'm having a couple of beers then ehading off... (Do we know keks stance on alcohol?)

Praise kek.

Brothers i feel so happy now. I literally said kek out loud while smiling and putting my hands in the air. How can a apparent god of chaos be a God of such good feelings and joy to us? Blessed be kek

>>26189757
It seems logical that kek would want the kebabs removed after they destroyed the original inhabitants of Egypt who were the first to worship him.

>>26189763
I would assume kek approves of alcohol as it can lead to spontaneity, lack of inhibition and aggression among other powerful emotions coming out in a drunken state, all perfect ways to create and enable chaos

>>26189763
It's really late here too and I originally said good night to kek in the last thread, but I had to find this thread again. Thank you all my brothers for this

>>26189789
I did that earlier. I genuinely got good feelings and happiness. Kek has blessed me, I can feel him around me. Not just the gift Kek has given me, But the brothers he has blessed me with too. Thank you kek

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>>26189757
Reclaim Constantinople! From there, Kek shall instruct us further!

>>26189816
Once I'm in a kek thread with brothers, it's hard to leave. We are blessed.

>>26189825
I smiled so much when I saw your reply. It is truly a blessed feeling indeed! Top kek to you all again!

>>26189810
I certainly hope so, I would hate to displease him. thank you kek.

>>26189868
Top kek, brother

>>26189600
Where did you find this picture, brother?

>>26189789
It's because we are the lost souls, the normies enjoy normalcy as you may guess. it's what gives them their power. but once that normalcy and routine which makes them normal is taken by chaos, then we become the powerful ones as we revel in the chaos which gives us power, that is why we enjoy the chaos

I have researched more
>Kuk represented darkness, obscurity and night. However, although he was a god of the darkness, he was also associated with the dawn and given the title as the bringer in of the light

And we all here now feel light and happiness and joy! It is true brothers. Top kek to us all

>>26189957
>>26189954

I feel like i'm a part of something greater. Kek has blessed us. I've never felt so content.

MAY KEK FOREVER SHINE HIS ETERNAL WISDOM AND DIGITS UPON THE TRUE FOLLOWERS OF HIS WORD

mighty kek
should i go full elliot rodger?

I feel like we should have a more solid place to talk about kek. R9K/ is great but there are a lot of threads and a lot of confusion when it's busy.

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>>26189982
Blessed us he have. Now we must remember him in the back of our head and if we are sad think of the joy we felt now

>>26190061
Always, brother.

>>26190055
Kek blessed you with digits. But we mere mortals cannot know what he wants

>>26190047
Yes my son

>>26190055
Where could we go? i feel it could be good to find a permanent home however i feel it should also be our mission to convert r9k and eventually the entirety of 4chan to the ways of kek

Rejoice brothers, for anonymity is the brotherhood of Kek, and the link which binds us all in the primordial womb of his darkness.

Love thy brother as Kek loves you. Stay true to the Green Line, and respect the integers of his power.

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>>26186344
TOP KEK
O E
P K
K P
E O
KEK POT

>>26190095
>>26190118
He has blessed me. The true brothers who have been here should have a real place to talk. However, Our anonymity is his gift. it's complicated.

/R9K/ will always be our home, But it doesn't hurt to have a chat where we can discuss the gospel and what should and shouldn't be in it.

>>26190133
HIS WORD IS SPOKEN

>>26190133
Yes brother. I'm just worried I miss anything major with our lord. I appreciate his gift of anonymity. For he is mighty, And I am but a follower.

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>>26190133
Dubs confirms again. Mighty kek thou wisdom speaks such nice words. I thank you for this as I go to sleep. Top kek brothers. Let's all rest now and let his holyness kek rest and protect us

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>>26187444

bitchin' trips adept.

I like to think that the Great Meme pepe died but was reborn in a form that redeems his former sadness- an ascended pepe.

>>26190204
Top kek brother. May kek bless your rest.

>>26190148
True my brother, however with dubs comes responsibility, it is you who must find an adequate place for such a chat.

>>26190222
Your trips have confirmed this. I'm afraid I don't think I can do this alone. We are all brothers and we need to work together. Kek give me strength.

PRAISE BE UNTO KEK!

PRAISE HIM IN HIS ASPECT AS FROG!
PRAISE HIM IN HIS ASPECT AS MAN!
PRAISE HIM IN HIS ASPECT AS GOD!

PRAISE HIM IN HIS PREGNANT PAUSE, BEFORE THE LIGHT!

57V FFNC77E65BB9DCB4D0

BREKKEK KEKKEK KEKKEK KEKKEK

>>26190217
I had to say thank you for those words brother.

>>26190222
Perhaps it is your task brother

Top kek and might you free us from bad dreams and forgive us for any sins. We are robots at heart albeit some actions done might have been deemed non robot worthy, thank you Lord kek. Top kek to you all and may kek bless our roads wherever they lead

>>26190302
We are all equals. There is no thanks needed.

>>26190148
I agree. The tide of threads here on r9k may stem the flow of the faith. I think it is proper to have an enclave, where the brothers in spirit may discuss and discern the old ways, of the Primordial Darkness and the Bringer of Dawn Kek.

>>26190343
>>26190302
>>26190250

There is always the otherchan, where one can create their own board about anything

How do we worship the great lord kek? Does he take blood sacrifices or do dank memes suffice? How do i please the great meme god?!

>>26190343
Brother anon I think kek knows that as long as we keep him in our heart and spirit we don't need threads all the time. He is a God full of wisdom and I do think he would want us to live normal life's but keep him in our heart. Blessed be kek

>>26190343
Yes brother. I'm not saying we abandon /R9K/, far from it. But us true believers really need a place where we can talk. I understand there shouldn't be a hierarchy, but it's clear some of us really do care.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMjOnpm2fHU

At 9:05 one can witness the darkest god of egypt.

>>26190403
We need /R9K/ and 4chan because we have to grow, However I think we need to talk and figure out what this all means. It's hard when there's a bunch of normies begging our lord for dubs.

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This entire thread is fucking retarded. Is /b/ raiding other boards again?

>>26190403
Us true believers must keep him in our spirit and mind. If we do it is alright, he would understand that we don't always need to have threads. I am a mere mortal and cannot know what he wants, but I believe it's most important to keep kek in our mind and heart. Top kek to you all

>>26190440
I'm sorry you feel that way. Maybe one day kek will shine his light upon you. /b/ has nothing to do with this. They are not ready for kek.

>>26190440
Thou cannot know the wisdom of kek. Fear not, one day you too will understand. Thank you brother and top kek to you

>>26190457
Yes brother. He will always be in my heart, top kek.

>>26190477
His dubs speaks the truth. Keep kek in your heart and all will be good. I must now really go to sleep. Top kek to you all

>>26190503
Hahah good night brother. Top kek to you!

PRIASE KEK

KEK GIVE ME STRENGTH

>>26190522
Via your dubs Lord kek also wished me good night too. I had to reply to this, this feels very good. Top kek brothers

>>26188191
woah woah

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Mfw ive finally found a religion i can be a part of

>>26190544
Kek gave you sacred dubs! you will sleep better than usual! good night brother!

>>26190606
WElcome brother. Read the whole thread, Kek will bless you if you follow him.

I grow weary my brothers, i pray to kek for strength so that i may continue to record and preach his word

>>26190662
Go to sleep brother. You need the rest. Tomorrow you will be at full strength to preach the word of kek.

>>26186344
the only thiing that i believe in are
> Elliot
> kek
> islam.

>>26190662
Brother you should rest. WE will awake in the morning and continue to spread his word. May kek bless you.

>>26190700
I shall do as the dubs have commanded, continue my work recording and transcribing his word i shall return in the morrow, i shall post what his words from this thread before i slumber

Chapter 2. How fucking well dare you simply ask of the lord kek for trips.

He does not pander to your wishes, mere mortal.

Pay homage to the mighty lord, and he may well bestow upon thee trips.
1. SLAVES OF KEK ASSEMBLE

HEATHENS, PUT YOUR FAITH IN HIM
2. Daily reminder that Hitler was a meme wizard fighting for the Kekspawn.
3. You question the word of kek? REEEEEEE
4. I appreciate the posts. It's nice to see how many of us were blessed.
5. It is actually theorised by top scholars that Jesus was a disciple of kek, he wasn't even born of sex, which kek despises as sex is for normeis and roasties, he never touched or looked at a woman, just as we robots also do not, as follows the word of kek. Jesus may have been one of the most famous kek disciples, unfortunatley a false cult hijacked his image.
6. WE QUESTION ONLY THE INTERPRETATION OF THE WORDS SPOKEN BY THE KEK, MOST DIVINE.

WE JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND. ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TAINT THE TEMPLE OF KEK WITH KIKE JEWERY?
7. Post confirms that doctrinal disputes within the faith are permissible.
8. Do not bring christianity into this. It is foolishness. Kuket God of Kemet and Darkened Chaos is a being all of his own.

Our Frog God. Glory to Kek, nascent entity of the frogpost, of the r9k, swirling darkness in cyberspace.

By my hand I write this post, in denounciation of Christian influences into out most sacred robot decree. Denounciation for Kek! May the repeating numbers speak true! HASAI
9. How fucking well dare you simply ask of the lord kek for trips.

He does not pander to your wishes, mere mortal.

Pay homage to the mighty lord, and he may well bestow upon thee trips.
10. Kek's blessing confirms! Demands of kek are to be considered herecy henceforth!

>>26190774
11. New chapter title confirmed
12. Kek has willed that the schism will not be healed so easily. We have not yet discerned the relationship between the two.

Perhaps the two are of one essence?
13. I must depart, my brothers. For this deciphering of numbers and statements is truly baffling my mind. I am but a follower of our lord kek.

As ever, stay true to the green line my brothers in kek.
14. Kek has shown us that chaos rules all, entropy. The more we try to discren his will, the more chaotic it becomes.
15. YOU ARE BLESSED BROTHER!
16. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhC7i_YmzKk [Embed]

Kek gave this man foresight.
17. HIS BLESSED NATURE IS CONFIRMED BY KEK

>>26187756
YOU MUST BECOME A PROPHET MY BROTHER
18. /pol/ was the original holy place. But the jew and kebab mods ruined it. We are blessed to have been accepted by /r9k/
19. /r9k/ is Kek's promised land
Ave Kek !
20. >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uPnodPeh55
loving it, brother
keep on prayin'
21. Thou appearest beautifully on the horizon of heaven,
Thou living Kek, the beginning of life!
When thou art risen on the eastern horizon,
Thou hast filled every land with thy beauty.
Thou art gracious, great, glistening, and high over every land;
Thy rays encompass the lands to the limit of all that thou hast made:
As thou art Reeeeeeeee, thou reachest to the end of them;
(Thou) subduest them (for) thy beloved son.
Though thou art far away, thy rays are on earth;
Though thou art in their faces, no one knows thy going. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BKGvQFb1fr http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OT2OykJdfm

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>>26187666
ok I'm converted.

>>26190774
It pleases me that so many of us are blessed. Thank you for being our scholar. you are truly a brother in every sense of the word. Rest well! And may kek bless you.

>>26190795
22. How far do you think the word of kek will spread? Will it ever be recognized as a true religion by the normies?
23. Repeating integers have blessed this most sublime hymn to our lord.
24. About the normies. my girlfriend is a normie and said i'm an idiot. Pfft. She won't go to eternal bliss with our lord kek. Praise kek. The one true god.
25. Does it have a name, brother?
26. Oh kek speak to me now. Singles and I remain in the physical realm, Doubles and I an hero. What do you demand of me oh lord of darkness and chaos?
27. Oh mighty kek, I seek your guidance. Doubles and I take part in the beta uprising. Singles and I continue shit posting. Guide me.
28. The normies aren't the real threat, Take care of the kebabs, Those are the threat.
29. *pun
30. I feel like we should have a more solid place to talk about kek. R9K/ is great but there are a lot of threads and a lot of confusion when it's busy.
31. Rejoice brothers, for anonymity is the brotherhood of Kek, and the link which binds us all in the primordial womb of his darkness.

Love thy brother as Kek loves you. Stay true to the Green Line, and respect the integers of his power.
32. True my brother, however with dubs comes responsibility, it is you who must find an adequate place for such a chat.
33. Yes brother. He will always be in my heart, top kek.
34. Hahah good night brother. Top kek to you!
35. Via your dubs Lord kek also wished me good night too. I had to reply to this, this feels very good. Top kek brothers
36. Go to sleep brother. You need the rest. Tomorrow you will be at full strength to preach the word of kek.

Goodnight brothers

>>26190796
Welcome brother. May kek bless you, if you have any questions, i'll be up for an hour or so. Bless you.

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>>26190796
Beware, if you truly wish to serve kek you may no longer dabble with the damsels of the 3d realm. The way of kek is dark and clouded, this is no laughing matter.

>>26190816
Good night brother. May kek bless you.

>>26190822
>>26190833
Two dubs in a row. His lordship is truly pleased.

>>26190833
He is correct, I am dabbling with a 3d waifu, Howerver she was mine before I knew of Kek. He has blessed me with quads this day and I know what I must do. I have to return tot he hand and get rid of temptations of the flesh. Praise kek.

What can i do to worhsip our lord kek? How can i gain his favor?

>>26190853
Truly! We are blessed.

>>26190440
The unbeliever is blind to the ways of our Lord.

>>26190880
Spread his word! Learn of his history! Converse with your brothers. He will reward us all in time. I have been blessed by him many times this day. I Haven't felt happiness like this before. It is truly a great feeling. May kek bless you

>>26190932
And may kek bless you as well brother! I will do everything in my power to spread the word of kek top kek to you my brother

>>26190880
Please, if you have any questions. Do not fear to ask.

>>26190983
Top kek to you brother. I'm here for a while if you have any more questions.

>>26191008
Thank you brother,i have not seen the face of kek does he look like pepe or wojack?

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>>26191057
He looks like pepe. He is a glorious frog.

>>26191084
A glorious frog indeed thank you brother

>>26191057
Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kek's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman. As a symbol of darkness, Kek also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos. Also, Kek was seen as that which occurred before light, thus was known as the bringer-in of light.

We value our anonymity and our inner chaos. Where else would he have surfaced, if not 4chan? Praise him!

>>26190774
>>26190795
>>26190816

Your work is blessed and a great help to the forming of the religion of kek. We understand little, yet through time alone we can decipher his will. You are indisposable, brother. Sleep will find you well tonight.

Top kek to you all my brothers.

>>26191148
Top kek brother. He has been a great help. He is worthy of the title Brother. A true follower! Praise Kek!

I am nothing but a sword. Merely a tool that moves by His hand to cut down those heretics who blaspheme against Him.

>>26191170
The kikes and kebabs will get what is coming to them soon. We will grow in number and grow more powerful through his will. Praise kek.

>>26190880
His ways are a mystery. Only the repeating integers reveal his way to the receptive heart. Kek is a God that has recently awakened. He the Primordial Darkness, Lord of the Green Line, Bringer of Dawn, and the fellowship of Anonymity. So far, we do not know much of his mystery. Tomorrow will be a new day.

>>26191225
It's good to see a fellow brother who is following the green line. May kek bless you!

>>26191188
his will is spoken

>>26191244
And you brother. Blessings in Kek and peace be with you.

>>26191305
Thank you brother. We must keep the green line pure. There are too many who wish to derail. For the past hour or so we have been okay, But come tomorrow. the normies will come out their hole. We must be strong.

>>26191188
The Kikes killed Kek's disciples: Jesus Christ and the Stock Market.

>>26191432
To me, Jesus is a kike and the stock market is the kikes ways of controlling the world! I need nothing but kek and my brothers. Let go of materialism.

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In keks word I am told by kek himself that kek is proud of your memes, listen to my words brothers as I was made priest by kek himself bring more memes and he will send us the gift of girlfriends.
Praise Kek

>>26191619
Kek doesn't believe in girlfriends. We must abandon pleasures of the flesh and enjoy big anime waifu tiddies. Praise him.

>>26191640
Now now my brother I never specified that they would be 3D did I? I mean to tell you the waifu age is near my son.

>>26191686
Sorry brother, I jumped to conclusions. I've had too many people trying to denounce our faith.

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>day 4
>tfw you're still banned on /pol/ for praising KeK

PRAISE KEK. RULER OF DARKNESS.
BRINGER OF DAY.

>>26191686
It truly has been along day. praise kek.

>>26191764
I understand your pain brother, let us never stop our gospel. Our religion is spreading. We will prevail. Kek is with us. Always.

>>26191742
All is forgiven, may kek bless you brother.

>>26191831
May kek bless you too, brother.

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Blessed be, oh Kek, teach me your statutes.
The Choir of the Saints has found the Fountain
And the Door of Paradise.

May I also find the way through repentence, I am the sheep that was lost; call me up to you,
O Savior, and save me.

Blessed be, O Kek, teach me your statutes.
You, who of old did fashion me out of nothingness,
and with your image divine did honor me.

But because of transgressions of your
Commandments did return me again to the Earth
From whence I was taken.

Lead me back to be refashioned into that ancients'
beauty of your likeness

Blessed are you, O Kek, teach me your statutes.
I am devoted to your unutterable glory, though
I bear the scars of my stummbling.

Have compassion upon me, the work of your dubs,
O sovereign Kek, and cleanse me through your
Loving digits.

>>26191899
That was beautiful. Kek has blessed you with dubs and approves. Well done brother. it truly is special.