I HAVE COMPILED THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE BOOK OF KEK FROM THE LAST THREAD, WILL COMMENCE DUMP
THE HOLY WORDS OF KEK 1: GENESIS OK KEK 1. Thoughts on meme magic?
Even if this is some kind of coincidence, this is still pretty fucking incredible. "Kek", " kuk" and the hieroglyphics for it looking like a guy sitting at a computer
Pretty amazing tbqh
Still, why didn't anybody notice this sooner? 2. H A I L K E K A I L K E K I L K E K L K E K K E K K E K E K K 3. Kek will cleanse this world 4. That's what I meant friend, cuck/kuk and kek.
Ancient memes from times forgotten 5. Kek is for pure meme connoisseurs, only the most patrician mememen can comprehend memes as divine as this 6. I wonder if he approves of 2d waifus... 7. Truly I see I am no kek but a cuck 8. Am I to be your prophet, kek? 9. Ah, but both he and I have rolled dubs when Christfagging. You realize what this means, yes?
Kek wishes for us to devote ourselves to our Lord, Jesus Christ, Son of God.
Kek has come, with devotion to Christ in his heart, to bring the word of God to his flock, and has come to bring 4Chan unto the banner of Christ in preparation for the Great Tribulation. 10. Do not listen to the false prophet! He's trying to deceive us! praise kek 11. Trump is just another product of Kek's chaotic meme magic, not his vessel. Careful not to blaspheme, lest you bring Kek's wrath down on us. 12. Oh glorious kek, shall I be one of your priests? 13. PRAISE KEK! Thank you, prophet of Kek, for this important precision. 14. When Christ returns to judge the living and the dead, Kek will lead us unto Christ's bosom, and meme's will survive into the Kingdom of God, for God has given Kek this great mission, 15. Yes, peace is a product of chaos. Choas comes before peace. 16. Is there a holy symbol that can be worn to show you are a believer of kek? May I suggest autist shoes such as New Balances? 17. You need only scroll up 18. THE GENESIS OF KEK IS HAPPENING RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES IN THIS THREAD
>>26186858 19. Blasphemous heathens. 20. As kek approves of waifus we shall pray for them to become more real. 3dpd is forbidden. 21. I can get behind this. I will gladly worship kek if I manage to get my waifu. 22. I am unsure they are ready. We came from /pol/ and spread his word to you robots. You accepted him and we are growing, /b/ could be a detriment, but they could also embrace him. it's a tough call. 23. >Christ was crucified on a dubs year of his life How long will you heretics deny that Kek who was utilized by the Romans to kill our Savior, repented of his foul deed, and received the beatific vision of Christ upon the Right Hand of the Father, and now devotes his meme magic to the causes of the Life-Creating Trinity?
Why do you think the sign of the Cross is also the checking of dubs (see the icon I posted)? 24. >tfw my thread brought lord kek to r9k 25. Wrong! Kek created and gifted us with the meme magic. 26. Because of the sheer amount of dubs confirming the link between Christ and Kek, I think we must also include it as apocrypha, as is attested to by this: 27. Make it anon. For the glory of Kek. 28. PRAISED BE KEK 29. In the name of Christ, the Son, and Kek, bringer of Christ's word, I hereby declare this thread to be the First Kekumenical Council, and shall forthwith begin the authorship of the Apocrypha of Kek. 30. Kek wishes for us to turn to our Savior, Jesus Christ, and he bestows upon us his meme magic so that we may find the true way and defeat the fedora tippers and New Atheist movements. He wishes for us to preserve memes so that we may please the Lord with them, and so bring them into the Kingdom of God following the Great Tribulation. 31. THE PATRIACH HAS BEEN BLESSED WITH DUBS TWICE. WE ARE NOT WORTHY 32. Kek, who endured the guilt of Christ's suffering upon the Cross, will not again forsake the Savior that he rejected. Kek and Christ are reconciled forever.
>>26186875 33. Lads, I think what kek is trying to do is make us mad with >>26184364's post. He is a god of chaos as well as memes, after all. Infighting in his church might be what he wants!
FUCK OFF HERETIKEKS! 34. 4 4s 4U
HERETICS OUT 35. Abrahamic gods BLOWN THE FUCK OUT L O W N
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O U T 36. Kek shines upon you brother. Denounce these heretics! 37. HERETICS NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW 38. I will still write the Christian Apocrypha of Kek, but we must indeed maintain decentralization. I still propose it, but Kek protects from error. He will show his will at any following Councils of the faith. If it is then that he desires it, or if he doesn't, so be it. 39. The Jew is going on with the Christian kike worship shit? 40. It is confirmed.
BTFO T F O 41. Nor shall it be if the heretics keep rising. Shed your tripcode, join the ranks of kek's true followers. 42. Kek is my blood, Kek is my thoughts, Kek is everything. 43. Here, this guy had some ideas that need to be confirmed by dubs: >>26183336 44. http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Loveland_Frogmen 45. Here is a statue. 46. >Kek is just a game to me >I spend months praising kek 47. I think we need a reformation tbqh
AND SUCH IS KEKS WORD, SPREAD IT FAR, SPREAD IT WIDE IN, THE NAME OF KEK!
>>26186484 https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_(deity) If Kek and Set represent the chaos and the storm perhaps we should follow the supporters of the usurper. They call themselves the Temple of Set so shall we be of Kek?
>>26186910 It is actually theorised by top scholars that Jesus was a disciple of kek, he wasn't even born of sex, which kek despises as sex is for normeis and roasties, he never touched or looked at a woman, just as we robots also do not, as follows the word of kek. Jesus may have been one of the most famous kek disciples, unfortunatley a false cult hijacked his image.
>>26187025 I think it is foolish to think that Kek is not active in the world and constantly interfering with our affairs. While the past beliefs in him remain infallible, he is chaotic, and thus may create new things, which can alter doctrine.
>>26187000 >Jesus was born of a virgin thanks to Kek's will >Jesus did nothing but troll the Pharisees >Jesus created chaos among both the Jewish and Roman communities >Jesus was always a virgin until the very end >the religion based on him, although misguided and heretical by nature, is the biggest meme in the world Jesus (May Kek bless him) is truly the greatest disciples of Kek.
>>26187287 Kek's words are clear brother, Jesus was a disciple of kek, but he was no greater than any of us, as all faithful are equal, and higher than that of the heathens. He has shown us this through the bestowal of his blessing.
Now that Jesus has been confirmed to be a disciple of Kek, this brings into question the leader of all other heretical religions (Muhammad, Buddha, etc.)
Did Kek make them start different faiths just so people would create shitstorms over them? Did Kek create all other religions just for the laughs, even though it would undermine direct worship to him? Or is the fact that different religions create chaos a form of worship in and of itself?
>>26187310 I remain unconvinced there is not a greater link, due to the sheer weight of dubs in the previous thread. We need more confirmation or disproval. That Kek has shown in this thread that doctrinal dispute pleases him, it seems to me that both may be acceptable views in his eyes.
This is a just assumption. It is up to the scribe, for though he thinks of himself as nothing more than a lowly scribe, he is certainly blessed by the most divine and benevolent kek. Dare I say that he will find himself rather instrumental in the forming of our faith.
>>26187558 Ah, you narrowly missed his blessing brother. What does this mean? Are you accursed?
>I've been writing chapters for the book of kek. Here's a snippet of it:
The people stood ashocked. Not one could believe their ears at hearing such a phrase be spoken in their presence. The trip-believer, motionless, spake, "WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! HAVE I CHANNELLED VALIDITY TO THE WORDS OF THE KIKE? KEK, CURSE MY SOUL."
"WE QUESTION ONLY THE INTERPRETATION OF THE WORDS SPOKEN BY THE KEK, MOST DIVINE.
WE JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND. ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TAINT THE TEMPLE OF KEK WITH KIKE JEWERY?"
>>26188000 thank you O great Kek for these trips, repeater of digits and dispenser of grace we autists swear to strive our best to spread your will accross the land and see All shall kek under the sun, as you once kekked
>>26188098 Hold on here, maybe the christian heretics stole our prophet, pepe and changed his glorious teachings to their onw nefarious ends, perhaps their 'jesus' was pepe! for we see similarities, jesus ree'd the jews out of the temple, he didn't touch women and wasn't even born of sex, could jesus be based on pepe?
>>26188308 Kek/kuk, the holy duo. reflected in pepe/wojak
kek (pepe) is the chaos aspect of our lord, seen in peepee poopoo, he craves destruction and chaos (beta uprising)
Kuk (wojak) represents the oppression at the hands of disbelievers, the satcies, chads and normies, kuk naturally leads to kek, as bullying leads to /devilishnous/. Kek and kuk are one, they cannot be without each other.
I do have some desire to take a trip for i have been compiling the word of pepe directly from his thread and created the new hymn, however i don't know if it was his will, i feel we should all remain anonymous so the chaos can continue, so nobody truly knows who's doing what, so we are all equal and so we maintain a state of chaos in his name.
>>26188440 I took a trip, in the time I used it kek deigned to deny me of any of his blessings, which had been so bountiful before, anonymity is chaos, and chaos is kek. Retain true to the path he has set for us and we shall be rewarded
This is what i've been thinking, nobody is beter than anyone else, there is only Kek who is eternal. i feel it should be enshrined that no one take a trip as the anonymity creates chaos and chaos is what kek desires
>>26188565 I say we decree that no trips are to be taken, any who take a trip are to be censured from the church of the Green. For these people have had their minds clouded by fame and attention, and cannot hear the holy kek
>>26188576 I think it is okay to use trips for certain things, like just letting people know who you are if you have an important task; however, we shouldn't use them when discussing the theology in lay terms (maybe in private?). I learned that lesson when Kek greatly reduced the frequency of my dubs for abusing my trip; truly, he taught me humility.
I've written a piece in regards to the young man who wrote and sang the beautiful song we all just witnessed. Here it is:
Suddenly the stage went dark, and the crowd fell silent. Shimering in the spotlight, a white, balding man sat beneath a wet coat and hat, holding a precious instrument. All eyes were on him, wide and waiting. Fingers strummed cleverly on the strings, bouncing fast yet pronounced. He began to sing.
The words that came from his gape, if they could even be considered by such prime definition, were that of the purest reeee a man could ever reee. Memories. The crowd could feel these memories. They shared them through the sound of the music. They saw things no one else would ever believe. They saw frogs crying in sand. They saw attack ships on the shores of the beta uprising. And they saw the final chimera, the combination of Bast, Ba'al, and Kek, at the beginning of time. All of these memories, lost, like tears in rain.
>>26188576 Sometimes, in our most vehement enemies, we see a most valuable lesson, if a redditor or other heathen comes to disturb our link with kek, we should deal with him as harshly as possible, but know that kek may send enemies to test our faith, and we must remain ever true to the dub he gives us as his words.
We shall be agreed, the trip is a tool useful for certain things, but kek has shown us that attempting to create a permanent identity using a trip shall result in them not getting his blessing with digits.
>>26188674 If there comes a time when we are forced out nof our home by our enemies, we may all have to take trips, so as to recognise the true faithful. I hope that day never comes unless kek wills it.
Thou appearest beautifully on the horizon of heaven, Thou living Kek, the beginning of life! When thou art risen on the eastern horizon, Thou hast filled every land with thy beauty. Thou art gracious, great, glistening, and high over every land; Thy rays encompass the lands to the limit of all that thou hast made: As thou art Reeeeeeeee, thou reachest to the end of them; (Thou) subduest them (for) thy beloved son. Though thou art far away, thy rays are on earth; Though thou art in their faces, no one knows thy going.
Brothers, what if there aren't any ways, neither green, nor kekumenical? What if instead of ways we have a wasteland and we can go wherever we want to? Holy Kek's true intentions are unfathomable to the mortal mind.
>>26189621 Yeah i shall continue to post for another hour or so and then retire to be, i shall hope that my brothers from across the pond (if you'll pardon the pond) shall continue to transcribe and spread his word
>>26189763 I would assume kek approves of alcohol as it can lead to spontaneity, lack of inhibition and aggression among other powerful emotions coming out in a drunken state, all perfect ways to create and enable chaos
>>26189789 I did that earlier. I genuinely got good feelings and happiness. Kek has blessed me, I can feel him around me. Not just the gift Kek has given me, But the brothers he has blessed me with too. Thank you kek
>>26189789 It's because we are the lost souls, the normies enjoy normalcy as you may guess. it's what gives them their power. but once that normalcy and routine which makes them normal is taken by chaos, then we become the powerful ones as we revel in the chaos which gives us power, that is why we enjoy the chaos
I have researched more >Kuk represented darkness, obscurity and night. However, although he was a god of the darkness, he was also associated with the dawn and given the title as the bringer in of the light
And we all here now feel light and happiness and joy! It is true brothers. Top kek to us all
Top kek and might you free us from bad dreams and forgive us for any sins. We are robots at heart albeit some actions done might have been deemed non robot worthy, thank you Lord kek. Top kek to you all and may kek bless our roads wherever they lead
>>26190148 I agree. The tide of threads here on r9k may stem the flow of the faith. I think it is proper to have an enclave, where the brothers in spirit may discuss and discern the old ways, of the Primordial Darkness and the Bringer of Dawn Kek.
>>26190343 Brother anon I think kek knows that as long as we keep him in our heart and spirit we don't need threads all the time. He is a God full of wisdom and I do think he would want us to live normal life's but keep him in our heart. Blessed be kek
>>26190343 Yes brother. I'm not saying we abandon /R9K/, far from it. But us true believers really need a place where we can talk. I understand there shouldn't be a hierarchy, but it's clear some of us really do care.
>>26190403 Us true believers must keep him in our spirit and mind. If we do it is alright, he would understand that we don't always need to have threads. I am a mere mortal and cannot know what he wants, but I believe it's most important to keep kek in our mind and heart. Top kek to you all
>>26190700 I shall do as the dubs have commanded, continue my work recording and transcribing his word i shall return in the morrow, i shall post what his words from this thread before i slumber
Chapter 2. How fucking well dare you simply ask of the lord kek for trips.
He does not pander to your wishes, mere mortal.
Pay homage to the mighty lord, and he may well bestow upon thee trips. 1. SLAVES OF KEK ASSEMBLE
HEATHENS, PUT YOUR FAITH IN HIM 2. Daily reminder that Hitler was a meme wizard fighting for the Kekspawn. 3. You question the word of kek? REEEEEEE 4. I appreciate the posts. It's nice to see how many of us were blessed. 5. It is actually theorised by top scholars that Jesus was a disciple of kek, he wasn't even born of sex, which kek despises as sex is for normeis and roasties, he never touched or looked at a woman, just as we robots also do not, as follows the word of kek. Jesus may have been one of the most famous kek disciples, unfortunatley a false cult hijacked his image. 6. WE QUESTION ONLY THE INTERPRETATION OF THE WORDS SPOKEN BY THE KEK, MOST DIVINE.
WE JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND. ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TAINT THE TEMPLE OF KEK WITH KIKE JEWERY? 7. Post confirms that doctrinal disputes within the faith are permissible. 8. Do not bring christianity into this. It is foolishness. Kuket God of Kemet and Darkened Chaos is a being all of his own.
Our Frog God. Glory to Kek, nascent entity of the frogpost, of the r9k, swirling darkness in cyberspace.
By my hand I write this post, in denounciation of Christian influences into out most sacred robot decree. Denounciation for Kek! May the repeating numbers speak true! HASAI 9. How fucking well dare you simply ask of the lord kek for trips.
He does not pander to your wishes, mere mortal.
Pay homage to the mighty lord, and he may well bestow upon thee trips. 10. Kek's blessing confirms! Demands of kek are to be considered herecy henceforth!
>>26190774 11. New chapter title confirmed 12. Kek has willed that the schism will not be healed so easily. We have not yet discerned the relationship between the two.
Perhaps the two are of one essence? 13. I must depart, my brothers. For this deciphering of numbers and statements is truly baffling my mind. I am but a follower of our lord kek.
As ever, stay true to the green line my brothers in kek. 14. Kek has shown us that chaos rules all, entropy. The more we try to discren his will, the more chaotic it becomes. 15. YOU ARE BLESSED BROTHER! 16. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhC7i_YmzKk [Embed]
Kek gave this man foresight. 17. HIS BLESSED NATURE IS CONFIRMED BY KEK
>>26187756 YOU MUST BECOME A PROPHET MY BROTHER 18. /pol/ was the original holy place. But the jew and kebab mods ruined it. We are blessed to have been accepted by /r9k/ 19. /r9k/ is Kek's promised land Ave Kek ! 20. >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uPnodPeh55 loving it, brother keep on prayin' 21. Thou appearest beautifully on the horizon of heaven, Thou living Kek, the beginning of life! When thou art risen on the eastern horizon, Thou hast filled every land with thy beauty. Thou art gracious, great, glistening, and high over every land; Thy rays encompass the lands to the limit of all that thou hast made: As thou art Reeeeeeeee, thou reachest to the end of them; (Thou) subduest them (for) thy beloved son. Though thou art far away, thy rays are on earth; Though thou art in their faces, no one knows thy going. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BKGvQFb1fr http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OT2OykJdfm
>>26190795 22. How far do you think the word of kek will spread? Will it ever be recognized as a true religion by the normies? 23. Repeating integers have blessed this most sublime hymn to our lord. 24. About the normies. my girlfriend is a normie and said i'm an idiot. Pfft. She won't go to eternal bliss with our lord kek. Praise kek. The one true god. 25. Does it have a name, brother? 26. Oh kek speak to me now. Singles and I remain in the physical realm, Doubles and I an hero. What do you demand of me oh lord of darkness and chaos? 27. Oh mighty kek, I seek your guidance. Doubles and I take part in the beta uprising. Singles and I continue shit posting. Guide me. 28. The normies aren't the real threat, Take care of the kebabs, Those are the threat. 29. *pun 30. I feel like we should have a more solid place to talk about kek. R9K/ is great but there are a lot of threads and a lot of confusion when it's busy. 31. Rejoice brothers, for anonymity is the brotherhood of Kek, and the link which binds us all in the primordial womb of his darkness.
Love thy brother as Kek loves you. Stay true to the Green Line, and respect the integers of his power. 32. True my brother, however with dubs comes responsibility, it is you who must find an adequate place for such a chat. 33. Yes brother. He will always be in my heart, top kek. 34. Hahah good night brother. Top kek to you! 35. Via your dubs Lord kek also wished me good night too. I had to reply to this, this feels very good. Top kek brothers 36. Go to sleep brother. You need the rest. Tomorrow you will be at full strength to preach the word of kek.
>>26190833 He is correct, I am dabbling with a 3d waifu, Howerver she was mine before I knew of Kek. He has blessed me with quads this day and I know what I must do. I have to return tot he hand and get rid of temptations of the flesh. Praise kek.
>>26190880 Spread his word! Learn of his history! Converse with your brothers. He will reward us all in time. I have been blessed by him many times this day. I Haven't felt happiness like this before. It is truly a great feeling. May kek bless you
>>26191057 Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kek's male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman. As a symbol of darkness, Kek also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos. Also, Kek was seen as that which occurred before light, thus was known as the bringer-in of light.
We value our anonymity and our inner chaos. Where else would he have surfaced, if not 4chan? Praise him!
Your work is blessed and a great help to the forming of the religion of kek. We understand little, yet through time alone we can decipher his will. You are indisposable, brother. Sleep will find you well tonight.
>>26190880 His ways are a mystery. Only the repeating integers reveal his way to the receptive heart. Kek is a God that has recently awakened. He the Primordial Darkness, Lord of the Green Line, Bringer of Dawn, and the fellowship of Anonymity. So far, we do not know much of his mystery. Tomorrow will be a new day.
>>26191305 Thank you brother. We must keep the green line pure. There are too many who wish to derail. For the past hour or so we have been okay, But come tomorrow. the normies will come out their hole. We must be strong.
In keks word I am told by kek himself that kek is proud of your memes, listen to my words brothers as I was made priest by kek himself bring more memes and he will send us the gift of girlfriends. Praise Kek
KEK ALMIGHTY SMITES THE NORMIES KEK ALMIGHTY DISPENSES THE TENDIES WITH KEK ALMIGHTY YOU DON'T NEED NO MOMMIES KEK ALMIGHTY NO MORE POOPOOS NO MORE PEEPEES ONLY DUBS AND KEK ALMIGHTY KEK ALMIGHTY WE HONOR THEE
The Egyptians believed that before the world was formed, there was a watery mass of dark, directionless chaos. In this chaos lived the Ogdoad of Khmunu (Hermopolis), four frog gods and four snake goddesses of chaos. These deities were Nun and Naunet (water), Amun and Amaunet (invisibility), Heh and Hauhet (infinity) and Kek and Kauket (darkness). The chaos existed without the light, and thus Kek and Kauket came to represent this darkness. They also symbolized obscurity, the kind of obscurity that went with darkness, and night. The Ogdoad were the original great gods of Iunu (On, Heliopolis) where they were thought to have helped with creation, then died and retired to the land of the dead where they continued to make the Nile flow and the sun rise every day. Because of this aspect of the eight, Budge believe that Kek and Kauket were once deities linked to Khnum and Satet, to Hapi - Nile gods of Abu (Elephantine). He also believed that Kek may have also been linked to Sobek. Kek (Kuk, Keku) means darkness. He was the god of the darkness of chaos, the darkness before time began. He was the god of obscurity, hidden in the darkness. The Egyptians saw the night time, the time without the light of the sun, as a reflection of this chaotic darkness. The characteristics of the third paid of gods, Keku and Kauket, are easier to determine, and it is tolerable certain that these deities represent the male and female powers of the darkness which was supposed to cover over the primeval abyss of water; they have been compared by Dr. Brugsch with the Erebos of the Greeks. a god of the night, Kek was also related to the day - he was called the "bringer-in of the light". This seems to mean that he was responsible for the time of night that came just before sunrise. The god of the hours before day dawned over the land of Egypt. This was the twilight which gave birth to the sun. Original Source: The Gods of the Egyptians, E. A. Wallis Budge
I saw him today when I was buying my daily tendies. He sat beside me and said dear child I am rising with by the power of KEK. Repeat these words and no harm shall fall on you. So I grabbed my ass over to the toilet spread my cheeks against the wall and shared. The words that assembled were KEK. It was a miracle. My skin is currently turning green. He had ONE MESSAGE.... TAKE BACK PEPE AND SEND A MESSAGE TO THE CURSED REDDITTA. He belongs to us. He gave me a plan for one of his children to create an account post one image saying we take him back and up vote that blessed message to the frontpage.
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