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Sunday night NEET time edition
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>>26163587
That OP image looks so good
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Wanna create a horror game but having design block
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>>26163587
2nd for no waifus but Allah
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>>26163587

Someone post more of that chav bint
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>>26163629
Make one where you have to run away from things and stay alive I would buy that.

You can build a safe house with resources but resources deplete quickly so you can only stay in your safe house for a small time before you have to go out on the rob and avoid the chasey men again.
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>tfw when you hit r9k just as a new /britfeel/ appears

Post waifus, friendos.
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Doing a Jun post, doing a good post, doing an original post.
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>>26163649
>that chav bint

That narrows it down
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>>26163658
Posted lad
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Post songs to stimulate your feelers lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHfDGBalOUE
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I feel bad guys, what would cheer you lads up?
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>>26163574

Somewhere along the M4.
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>>26163657
so zomboid?
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>>26163680

The chav bint in OP
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>>26163713
>what would cheer you lads up?

Pictures of Hatsune Miku's underpants.
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>>26163657
I guess they could progressively speed up the longer you're outside the house and it becomes a risk/reward thing

What do the resources do? how do you win?
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>>26163706
My feelers are being feeled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YoYbpBGaJM
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>>26163706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gALcmVqD6cY
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>>26163658
here is one i took myself in Japan- because i like you that much.
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>>26163658

Wagekeking in 9 1/2 hours' time. Wish me luck lads
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>>26163725

sure thing dave
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>>26163706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHM7easNIo
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Gotta go to work tomorrow brobots.
I'm a robot with a sales job getting bullied by my colleagues.

Anybody know how to get dsa for mental illness? Cant deal with this working shit for life.
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>>26163713
White hot chocolate and pretty little liars ^_^
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>>26163717
Which end? I'm near the middle.
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>>26163706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc4A8hpONNE
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So I downed some sleeping tablets and even though I'm really tired I'm feeling motivated and happy, could they be dulling some functions of my brain that make me depressed? Probably placebo but I could get used to this.
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>>26163629
just buy a unity asset and release it on greenlight like everybody else you fug
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Who /didn'tpaytaxesandtheiraccountantisn'treturningtheiremails/ here?
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just nutted to this friends

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/900095/0e315115ba/
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>>26163777

I'm too scared to be more specific in case someone comes and gets me.

Dank trips btw senpai.
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>>26163846
reported you, polaboo to the police desu
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>>26163733
>how do you win?

Maybe there could be a story to it.

I've been playing that game Sunless Sea this weekend and I love how it actually rewards you for staying alive and punishes you heavily for dieing. If you haven't played it, you get one rolling save which only works by auto-save when you get to a port and you can only re load it when you leave the game and come back. When you die you start a new character and it gives you options of things you can inherit from your last character so you can keep their money, map, skills but only part of it and you have to decided which. This makes dying actually scary, unlike most games now where when you die you can reload it 10 seconds before you died and try again.

It would be cool to see a similiar fear of death being put into place in more games. I mean horror games aren't going to be scary unless you've got something to lose and a reason to fear death.
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>>26163706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs

this desu, cheesy but it still gets me
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>>26163841
I don't know what any of that means
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http://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
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>>26163809
No one will come get you. I sense you're near the middle too.

Come to Swindon for cuddles
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>>26163870
umm..............................??????????????????

wtf?? idiot...
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>>26163658
Haii
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>>26163658
Feel really, really sick tbqh~
Think I'm just going to sleep since I don't want to be sick anymore today.
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>>26163880
Crywank is pretty good m8, James is Going to Die Soon is a top-tier breakup album.

Saw him live last summer with Jordaan Mason. Also saw him working behind the bar at the Albert Hall a few months ago
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>>26163742
This is stimulating my feelers. Do you like Warpaint anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBufYhI7CqI
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>>26163903

M-maybe.

Still bretty far though.

Hey we should make one of those google maps things where everyone can put a marker with their location.
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>>26163658
>inb4 3d
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>>26163706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNjX6o7t6NU
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>>26163841
Who /neverpaidapennyofincometax/ here?
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>>26163890
oh look a group for tripfags
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>mum goes out
>comes back
>didn't bought the Freddos I asked for
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>>26163940
Tilde, do you have weeb stuff in your room?

Same question for other anime posters. No bully, just curious.
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>>26163963
good taste anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNE-7DyLJ5w
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>>26163970
I haven't listened to your link yet but your pic made me feel like listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NOabk7Lt2E

Which has now made me feel more than any man should feel
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>>26164010
I have (old picture, got some more stuff in there now)
1/2
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>>26164045
In case you haven't found this yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-m-bYGK0_M
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>>26164010
All I've got is Nedo's, the other figures don't look that cute to me desu.
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>>26164010
>>26164071
And also these and a daki which is usually hidden away.
2/2
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why havent any of you useless twats offed yourselves yet?
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>>26164010
I only really have manga and what little merch I could find of my waifu~
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>>26164062
A picture of snake orgasaming reminded you of that?
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>>26163706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKPYhXmzoE

Hated this album when it came out and only like a few Greenday songs but this song came on randomly when I was listening to music on Youtube the other day and holy shit this song these lyrics hit me right in the feels growing up and still living on a council estate full of smackheads and alchys
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>>26164096
Tried to but it didn't take, edging towards my next attempt though
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Drinking rum, playing vidya. Not much else on on a sunday.

As for the cup, I don't fuss over what I drink out of.
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>>26164125
>what is Metal Gear Solid 3
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>>26163706
https://youtu.be/PlOg7r_Hl2k
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>>26164010

I don't, I'm hiding my power level from my family. Wouldn't mind getting a fig or two hundred though.

>>26163890
>members page lists 7 people online
>1 online

am I being an idiot here?
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Is the Brighton lad in the steam group and if so who is he?
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>>26163882
work freelance mate and tonight is the tax deadline and my accountant hasn't been responding to emails.
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>>26164010
some little Jun figures, but nothing really interesting.
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>>26164160
>listening to a 'Guilty Pleasures' playlist on spotify
>I'm Just A Kid by Simple Plan comes on
>it describes my current life perfectly, except that I'm 22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gfgUUZj24Y

>I woke up it was 7, waited til 11 just to figure out that no-one would call
>I think I've got a lot of friends, but I don't hear from them
>What's another night all alone
>When you're spending every day on your own?


Also this one for 90s nostalgia:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWmF_2u-9nk
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who /holdingbackanxietyattack/ here

Give me something to distract myself with lads.
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>>26164394
Drink, or do some speed
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>>26164394
Me too got a doctor's appointment tomorrow morning and I can't sleep
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>>26164010
I only have a few anime-related shirts and that's it.

>Shirts of the Monogatari still colour frames (black, red and white)
>A shirt about Berserk
>A longsleeve top of Oyasumi Punpun (pic related) which I actually wear all the time in winter because it isn't immediately obvious to normies that its a weeb thing
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>>26164394
I'm drinking and listening to music to hold it back. Try that
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>>26164373
>Tfw you used to be a happy kid listening to I'm blue dabade daba di and now you are an oldfag who is blue dabade i want to die

Time. Stop.
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>>26163876
A roguelike, then?

Most are even less forgiving than that one. I played FTL quite a lot, maybe give it a look.

I might get Sunless Sea, it looks interesting and it's got 40% off.
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>>26164527
excellent post if I say so and I do say so
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>>26164490
>drinking and music to hold back anxiety

Literally my life. I try not to drink all the time but when I don't drink I just sit up in bed panicking at my own fucking life and jumping at my own shadow. This shuts it all out.

Duff McKagan from Guns N' Roses used to drink 2 liters of Vodka a day to stave of anxiety attacks, then his pancreas exploded, so he had to stop drinking, but by the time it did he was a rich famous rockstar, if my pancreas explodes I'll still just be me.
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>>26164619
>I might get Sunless Sea, it looks interesting and it's got 40% off.

It was free to play this weekend, I don't like spending money so I never buy games but I tried it because it was free and I racked up 10 hours yesterday alone. Deffo going to buy it.

Is super comfy as well the atmosphere is brilliant.
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>>26163706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG5umW9LTfo

Actual song is about weed which I'm not fond of but still a good song.
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>>26164527
>tfw you also know this feel

>I'm blue, I will bleed I will die, I will bleed

Seriously though, I can't think of anything I associate more with the 90s and my early childhood. It reminds me of going to swimming lessons in the car.
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>>26164304
Which Brighton lad? The one who initially asked for a drink or the cuck?
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>>26164773
The one who'd like to hold hands and cuddle on the beach~
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>>26164304
I am in the group, i'm just real quiet right now
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>>26164710
Do you remember this 90s song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

I completely forgot it existed then it came on Absolute Radio 90s one day and I was overcome with memories of playing N64 in my bedroom on a happy summers day with my brother and the big trees that used to be in my garden before they were all burnt down. Was a different world. A good and innocent time long destroyed and mutilated by the unforgiving sociopath named Time.
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>>26164920
Why are you quiet?
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>>26164191
It's all good senpai. Might just start drinking some of this whiskey actually.
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>>26164010
Have a Girls und Panzer wall scroll in my front room
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>tfw on tinder
>Desperate to explore fetishes, mainly fat chicks
>every girl is hot/ clearly normie/ skinny

What the fuck guys, I just want to plow a pig.
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>>26165091
I'm a massive beta when first meeting people
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>>26165038
I don't remember the song, but I do remember those feels.
That was back when it seemed like there was infinite time ahead of me to do whatever I wanted, and I had potential (or at least didn't have the confirmation that I'd fucked my life up).
Pretty sure I was happy then as well, despite what were clearly anger issues in hindsight.
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>>26165282
>tfw on tinder and dating sites
>want a hot normie chick
>only attract fat chicks that suffer from depression
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>>26165344
Don't worry about it lad, talk whenever you want to.
We've all know what you mean.
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>>26165344
So is everyone I think. I've met people a few times and we both weren't very talkative for a little bit if that's the concern.

People will get it though. Don't be so tough on yourself.
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>>26163587
come on lads
WHO /CANTERBURY/ HERE
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Up for work in 4 hours. Send help.
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Going to sleep this hangover off hopefully, night night lads
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>>26164920
W-Who are you in it?
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>>26165486
night lad, hope you and your family wont blame me.
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>>26165445
You are in luck c:
I am in Canterbury.
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>>26165421
>>26165399
Its just getting to know these lads on steam, talked about how I got removed from my group who I played vidya with earlier, being my only riends, so i'm a little anxious. Glad you understand.
>>26165503
The busy one.
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>>26163587
>that feel when you're born in america and will never be a brit again
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we ned more poeples in chat otherwise ti blows
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>>26165605
only friends*
fucked that up bad
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>>26165605
dont worry lad, we are pretty chill.
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>>26165627
I want to be in chat but I'm on my chromebook right now, sorry senpai
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>>26165663
ok my dude hand over the chrome book
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>>26165672
Help! Hooligans are mugging me
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>>26165737
ay lets fuck this whiteboi *unzips dick*
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>>26165753
*unzips post*

*posts*

whew...that was close...
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>>26165753
Plea stp
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>>26163587

Watching brokeback mountain for my lit degree

It's pretty good
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>>26165663
>chromebook
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give me the FUCKING chromebook
RIGHT now
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>Old best friend is replying to me less and less
>Bunch of old school friends seem to actively dislike me now
>Seemed to be making headway with girl at uni but made it awkward af friday night
>17 yo that used to be obsessed with me and down to fuck on demand barely responds to me nowadays

Really desperate to get drunk but I have a job interview tomorrow and I need this if Iwant to get my own flat. Might make hooking up with girls a bit easier.
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>>26165753
God i'm getting so hard
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>>26166008
Will you cum for me senpai?
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BRITS GO TO BED
ITS AMERICAPOSTING TIME NOW
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>>26166061
I cant mate i'm to depressed
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I have you know Chromebooks are the pinnacle of computing technology. Trust me I am a IT user.
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eyo where you been what the fuck

eyo i missed u 2 fuck is up
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>tfw wage slaving in 4 hours
>tfw cant sleep

JUST
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>>26166163
yea i got uni in 5 hours as well

ANIME
N
I
M
E
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>>26166061
might get some taco bell in a bit
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EURIO MAINLAND POSTING TIME

WHO BELGIUM HERE
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>>26166412
ENGLAND
N
G
L
A
N
D

blox
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>>26164010

mainly got anime dvd's and bluray's although two of them are both japan fate/stay night unlimited blade works bluray boxset's
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>>26166507
youre AN ISLAND

ISLANDS HAVE NO VOICE LITERALLY NONE NADA

FUCK england
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>my class has a social thing where everyone drinks
>decide to do it because no friends and nothing to lose
>get drunk and share feels with a normie grill
>she has some similar feels even though she's not a neckbeard 4channer
>apparently she considers me a friend now but she doesn't talk to me unless i initiate conversation
>don't want to initiate conversation all the time because it might make me look desperate/clingy/whatever when i'm just bored and want a friend (not gf, just friend. i'm homofag.)
>but technically i'm no longer a friendless loser either

i feel like i fit in less everywhere now (because i still have most of the issues of no friends and don't talk to anyone, but technically might not be friendless so i don't fit in online either.) and i don't know what to do
i don't know if when she said we were friends she just meant we're people who get along with one another or if she actually wants to talk to me more.

i have no idea why i'm asking r9k into how normal people see the world and friendship, but here i am. help me.
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>>26166644
suck a dick lmfao norman
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>>26166695
sure, what's your address? ;)
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>>26166720
43 Assembly Street, Edinburgh, EH6 7BQ

you can call me if you want~
0131x662x4727
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I thought when I finally succeeded I might stop being depressed, but I'm successful now and it's not going away. What do I do?
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>>26166644
just talk to her when you have something to say
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>>26166061
I've only just woke up after going to sleep at 3pm tbqh
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>>26166760
>Scotland
going to have to pass, sorry.
>>26166770
i always have the same amount to say. other than pointless small talk about class there's no need for me to talk other than the basic human need for communication. i could spend hours just saying more feels bs but i don't know if she wants to and i don't want to sperg out 100% and bore her away.
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fucking hell i got bored and started pulling hair from my aureola and it hurts now fucking shit

im a certified idiot
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i want to fug an azulad or tilde................ what the fuck is wrong with me
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>>26166979
What about a me?
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>>26166979
same desu cuteposters are one of the only things that can turn me on now
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>>26166985
depends who you are mate
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>>26165627
link the chat
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>>26167066
steamcommunity com id britfeel
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>>26166838
>i always have the same amount to say. other than pointless small talk about class there's no need for me to talk other than the basic human need for communication. i could spend hours just saying more feels bs but i don't know if she wants to and i don't want to sperg out 100% and bore her away.
I can relate to this 100%
the answer is to give up on friendship completely.
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>>26167088
how do i search for thatq
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>>26167239
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
join in lad
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>>26167267
joined desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
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So I made a note of every cigarette I smoked in January, most of them were rollups but some were packs.

I recorded only 9 25g tobacco pouches but i'm sure I bought more, I'll have to record them more thoroughly for this month.

The results are that I smoked 563 cigarettes last month which averages to 18 a day (But really it ranges from 10 a day to 30, however a day is 24 hours and some of the recorded days I was awake that entire time.). Would you lads call that a serious problem or are there worse people?
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>>26165627
tfw
really can't wait for gaben to die of being a fat jew cunt desu
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>>26167408
There are worse people but that seems pretty serious. I'd try to whittle it down to <10 a day.
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>>26167411
what are the requirements?
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>>26167411
yooo how did you do this

like this sexy background shadow wooooooah
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>>26167411

>Waaaah I can't use all the features of this online store without making a purchase
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>>26167475
youre pretty retarded arent you

im on britfeel after all so this is more or less expected from an average poster
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>>26167449
You have to buy something desu
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>>26167514

You literally just need to buy one game to be able to use all the community features, what did you expect?
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>>26167517
you just have to deposit money, not sure if it's easy to withdraw though

i put 4 quid in and im golden
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>>26167537
you really have no clue
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>>26167577

Evidently neither do you
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>>26167475
Not being able to use a basic feature like chat is pretty shit, especially when there are free games on steam.
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>>26167677

You can use chat, you just can't use group chat

It's to prevent spam bots etc, makes perfect sense. It's a fucking shop not a social network
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>>26167607
epic comeback champ is that all you have?
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>>26167697
kick the spambot from the groupchat, genius.
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>>26167267
>all these anime avatars
dropped like a little boy on Hiroshima
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>>26167913
>not liking anime
Literally all my friends that lift 5-6 times a week know of or watch anime.
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>>26167946
i like anime but anime avatars (especially female ones) are a universal indicator of shit taste.
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>>26167977
Yeah that actually sounds fair enough.
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>>26167913
>>26167977
Obligatory anime girl reaction image, its just standard
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>>26168337
only obligation is to prosper in my operations
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I REALLY REALLY DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW

HELP
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>>26167724
Stop moaning. Just put 4 squids into your steam wallet and then you'll get a full account.
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>>26168795
i have a full account, i still think requiring payment to unlock such a basic feature on a service like steam which has free games is ridiculous.

if steam was totally useless without having bought a game, i would understand.
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>>26168827
It stops spam mate. Without a full account you can't add friends, post on forums and shit. So people can't just keep creating spam bots to mass add people and spam them with shit. If they want to do that they have to spend money on every account. It's a deterrence.
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>>26168916
>It stops spam mate
it hinders it slightly, it doesn't outright stop it.
plus, other sites/services are more than capable of filtering spam without requiring a paywall.
furthermore spam is much less of a problem than scamming, but you have to be a retard to fall for a scam and that can trivially be prevented by limiting free accounts capability to trade items.
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>>26168968
Stick to normiebook lad.
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>>26169009
>implying normies aren't the kind of idiots who follow links full of spaces and [dots] to a .ru domain because they think they'll get free shit if the just enter their email and password
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Join the Steam group lads
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>>26169637
dont tell me what to do.

oc
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>tfw going to bed at 4.45 is an early night for me
>>
make guap or die niggas
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good morning every one

who /wokeupcrying/ here?
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You can't just let me post in peace can you. You create these elaborate fake screenshots to try to hurt me. Well it is not going to work. I'll be here every single day.
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>>26170373
GWOP NIGGA
MAKE GWOP

WHICH IMA BOUTTA GO DO
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>>26171235
Good morning senpai
Why were you crying?
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>>26171945
loneliness senpai desu
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>tfw no carol kirkwood gf
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>>26171283
she's terminal, her facebooks gone, she's had no internet precence for months, last post said she was going to kill herself soon, her boyfriend said she was dead, and her family posted a tribute in the paper

she's fine mate don;t worry
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Is everyone in england a weeb?
>>
How does it feel knowing that most of your country will be under water when the ice caps are done melting
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pls thread no die
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>>26172196
i live in the heighest point in sheffield so I think I'll be good
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>>26166644 (checked)
if in doubt, she's not your friend.
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>Wagecucks are getting up from there 2day free time RIGHT NOW
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>>26173571
Who /postingfromwork/ here
>>
Had to get up early to let the decorator in. Feeling prety shattered now lads desu.
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On my way to Universty, feeling like a piece of shit lads
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>>26173732
>in work at 8

Wew lad
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>>26173955
Did you get them a cuppa? They'll spit in your walls if you don't you know.
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>>26174345

ofc pal, first thing
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just woken up, have to leave for work in 20 minutes, think I'm still drunk
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>>26163658
>tfw no ougi sleeve dickings

>>26164010
I have a few anime figs, I can't take any pics at the moment but my favourite one is pic related for obvious reasons.

I don't have any other weeb things though except for a few blurays like Oreimo and a few Ghibli films.
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>>26175304
attached the wrong picture like a tit, I'm still half asleep
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>>26175321
I've never even seen Monogatari but that is a really nice figure, how much was it?
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>>26175371
Total cost including postage was about 55 quid.

Figs are pretty expensive hobby so I don't buy many. Thankfully I didn't get slapped with import fees which would have been another 15 quid or something, she slipped under the radar like a true spooky ougi
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>>26175471
I've ordered quite a few figures and stuff and I've noticed that whenever they are delivered by Royal Mail they get here fine with no import fees, but if they are delivered by Parcelforce they always seem to get them, it's quite strange
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I just realised I work for no reason. Don't need the money nor do I enjoy my time here.
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>>26175538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc

You'll get over it cog in the wheel.
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>>26175524
Yeah Parcelforce are a nightmare. Some online stores will deliberately undervalue your package if you ask them to though so it will pass through customs without any fees.
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Bit dead today, everyone wagecucking?
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>>26175959
That or not awake at this unholy hour
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>>26175965
>9am lectures
horrifying
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Yaaay, /britfeel/

Peace, peace

Yaaay

Yaaay

Peace, peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8XWRxN8ZsQ
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>>26163658
got the day off today lads, f-wew hehe

heres the waifu
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>>26175632
they always play this record on Kent radio
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>>26175632
So tell me /britfeel/, why don't (You) like Mondays?
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who /insomniac/ here?
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Just woke up desu~
Can't tell if I am hungry or feel sick.
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>>26176114
I don't like any days
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>>26176125
god i love you, i want to kiss you, run my hands over your body, spread your arse checks, kiss your boypussy lips and push my tongue inside you
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>>26176135
couldn't have put it better myself
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>>26176125
Still a bit hungover myself, doesn't help that I only get a few hours of sleep
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It's my birthday today my brother britbongs.

Wish me well won't you?
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>>26176153
Happy Birthday pal
Birthday on a Monday, that's a sod. Have a cracking one regardless
>>
found a job yet?
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>>26176135
I do not really know to respond to this desu~

>>26176149
Well at least you feel a little bit better Azulad~

>>26176153
Happy Birthday anon~
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>>26171283
How will she contact you from beyond the grave if you drop your trip.
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>>26176202
respond to it by saying you want it to happen as well, and that you'd like to be my boyfriend and let me make you happy
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>girl I knew was murdered on saturday

fuck
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>>26176243
id be buzzing in your situation
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>>26171283
Don't impersonate me.

I just ordered this so i can talk to you Hannah. I don't think that posting on a Tibetan thangka painting message board is having much success.
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>>26176254
Why?

She lives fairly close to me, kinda worrying since that's 3 murders in my daily route in the last like, month. And I've known two of them

Panic.jpg
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Quick what job could I realistically get when I'm shit at socialising
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>>26176273
>woman gets btfo
>not a reason to be buzzing

mate...
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>>26176257
kek'd. Let us know how you get on.
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>>26176273
I bet it was you.
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>>26176243
So hot mate
Got any pictures of her?
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>>26176273
Britfeels first serial killer.
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Poleaboo is filling in his work search diary for his appointment at the JC (Job Centre) in 2 hours
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>>26176153

Happy birthday friendo! Have a good one
>>
What do you guys do to make you feel less guilty about not having a job to go to?
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>Interview in 1.5 hrs

here we go lads
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>>26176705
Remember to smile!
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>>26176153
happy birthday anon, i can suck your dick if you'd like, where do you live?
>>
>webhost is suffering a DDoS attack
>either fucked up my phishing attempts completely
>or just can't access the passwords file right now
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>>26176737
You should suck mine.
>>
what did bonsai do yesterday?

A.utism bonfire.

Feels good to kill the weed demon and be closer to my higher power, didn't think about any of (you) just all of me
>back off I'm on the road back to the eclipse of sanity.
>this is no La La La

you can quote moi on that you shitskin twatneed to see dr. Ghandi on Wednesday

http://youtu.be/VEpMj-tqixs
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>>26176794
it's not your birthday
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>>26166412
NETHERLANDS HERE SENPAI
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>>26176769
Explain? Offshore host?
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>>26176875
i love you desu senpai desu
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>>26176894
Euro posting hours, Americans go bye bye
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>>26176875
vocaroo of voice pls
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>>26176910
N-no pls ;_; I hate myself
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>>26176930
but I love Dutch accents
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>>26176842
K.
o r igigigigigigigiginal comment
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I have my first "quarterly review" at the JCP tomorrow, to go over my jobseeking progress.

Should I be worried? Any of you lads had one of these?
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about to be homeless.

Can't afford to stay here, really can't.

No guarantor.
Have housing benefit, but lowest priority on council waiting list. I apply for a property and there are 60 others ahead of me.

The only places I can afford are student accommodation.

Am I going to have to kill myself? I don't want to be homeless.
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>>26176978
It shouldn't result in sanctions, just for them to guide you on better job application methods.
They'll probably ask you what problems you're having, if you have any feedback from employers who have declined you.
I'm guessing this is in addition to the weekly meetings you have, if it's the only meeting you've attended in 3 months and you haven't done anything then yeah expect heavy sanctions.
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>>26177063
parents desu senpai
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>>26177078
My mother won't have me. I tried to move back in with her in November.

It didn't work out.

I had a rather shitty upbringing, and she hasn't changed a bit.

Father has been nowhere to be seen my entire life.
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>>26177106
try mum and say you will literally be going homeless
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>>26177117
That won't change me killing myself in a few days of being there. I can't do it. I tried, I fucking tried. I sold all of my stuff to go and live back at home. I made it a day before I booked a ticket back.
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>>26177106
Try mum and then grandparents.
Cousins, friends are also good for a couple of nights.
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>>26177106
>being a nigger

lol
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>>26177130
No grandparents.
No cousins to stay with.
No friends. Well one friend, but he lives with his mum.

>>26177131
kek
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>>26177063

Take what little you have left, bomb it to East Europe and live like a king.
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>>26177128
better than being homeless desu
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>>26177066

Yeah, I also have those fortnightly meetings with an advisor. They literally only last 2-3 minutes though. Usually, I just sign on the tablet, then leave.
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>>26177146
Not really, lol.

I had construction vehicles in my captcha.
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>>26177163
youve got a place to stay with your mum even if you hate it, you're making a choice to be homeless
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>>26177169
She won't have me back.
It won't and didn't work when I tried after attempting to kill myself. She won't have me back there.
I don't want to be there.

I tried that, already.
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>tfw cripplegirl is dead
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>>26177189
>rose
>lupus
>now cripple

when will it end?
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>>26176180
>>26176202
>>26176615
>>26176737

Thanks chaps
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>tfw this statue is closer to a naked girl than I will ever be
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>>26177207
anytime pal, enjoy your day
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Which is the best country to go to where the women like British dick? I'm on a quest to lose my virginity.
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>>26177200
lupus is cripplegirl. she hasn't been on skype in ages, her tumblr is dead, and the last i spoke to her she said she might only have a few months left. someone found her bf on facebook and messaged him and he told the anon to let him grieve in peace. i don't know whether that was just a shoop to fuck with us but i don't feel good about this.
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>>26176659
I don't feel guilt about being a NEET at all

Like, not even remotely.

Only part I don't like is having little money. Working full time won't change that anyway.
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>>26177250
Oh, no lupus is dead and has been for about a month.
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>>26177272
how do you know for sure
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>>26163903
>Swindon
oxford master race reporting in
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>>26177246
>Which is the best country to go to where the women like British dick?
narnia m8
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>>26177246
Somewhere like Thailand or Taiwan or something. Asian women love white men but it's basically cheating.
>>
windy as fuck
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>>26177289
Wait, what? I thought I was the only oxfordfag on /britfeel/.

Neat.
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>>26177339
like you're mums arsecrack mate aha ;)
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>>26177282
>>26177272
Hasn't been on wow for ages too.
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'She' just texted me saying:

"Heyy [sic.], haven't spoken in a while, what're you up to?"

What the fuck do I say?

"I've been alternating between getting drunk and posting on a Taiwanese tiddlywinks forum, and occasionally (for a treat) doing both at the same times."
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>photobucket

>>what a bunch of dicks

it's 9gag all over again lads
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>>26177685
She's never going to date or fall in love with you

What you do is tell her how happy and successful you are. Every time she wants to meet up (she will, because you're successful and have your shit together), you give a million excuses for why you can't

She's clearly playing the "Who has the better life" game because women care about nothing but status.

Cheat, and win
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>>26177720
this, anon, you know it makes sense
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>>26177685
"missing you"

girls love cheese
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>>26
By that I mean forced plugin's
>tut
>????????
>>26177777
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unlucky Tiltwat
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>>26177781
That could loosely relate to something moot said on his twipper a few years ago, ping

>markers
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>>26177720
>>26177776
Getting conflicting messages here senpaitachi,

I might just ignore the message and see if she messages again in a few days, then say 'Oh sorry I was busy'

Yes, that sounds like a plan.
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>>26177183
You have no choice.

You need to stand on the front porch and tobsing the following. Make sure to emphasise the screams at the end:

https://youtu.be/ICFsYXRuP94
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>>26177831
the "girls love cheese" is shitposting, because no girl on the planet loves that unless you're a 6'2 example of manliness

I don't think you are
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Have to see my social worker on Wednesday, but it's at 10 fucking am...

Normally I don't wake up until 12.

Being NEET is hard.
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I had a doctor's appointment at 8:30 today, the appointment was ok but I felt like I was such a freak, everyone was staring at me and hating me. Whenever I go outside it's as if I'm on fire

How am I supposed to get a job like this?
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>>26177958
What was the doctors for?
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>>26177958
Did you stumble through your words when talking to the Doctor?
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>>26177958
I recommend not leaving your house in cosplay
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>How tall is hiro

Seems like a good datum, if your shorter than the jap man

>ur a niplet
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>>26177986
I was just registering since coming back home, I need to get a repeat prescription soon so I had no choice
>>26177989
A little, there were a lot of uhuhs, she was nice but clearly offput by my awkwardness
>>26178006
it's too cold for my cosplay clothes
>>
STEAM CHAT IS FOR CASUALS USE IRC YOU RETARDS
>>
Why are you still an unemployed neet anon?
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>>26178081
I don't function in society. Working, etc.
>>
First day as a neet here, it feels good.
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>>26178067
details of such irc chat?
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Bought 3g girl scout cookies for 33 quid. Going to have a comfy day smoking that and playing dark souls 1. If I could share it with you all I would.
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>>26178124
today your real life starts. enjoy!
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>>26178136
you smoke cookies??????????
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>>26178125
why not #britfeel on rizon i'll make it now
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>>26178156
The strain is called - girl scout cookies :) it's quite nice. Not one you'd easily find in the UK since its mainly grown in califorinia
>>
Poleaboo is back from the Job Centre

Bit of a scare when he wanted to check the Universal Job Match account but thankfully sharing hadn't been enabled
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>>26178209
Aren't you quite the edgelord?
>>
I walked all the way to the uni councilor, but they couldn't see me until 3:15

Now I have to make the trip back out there in less than an hour. I'd rather just die now desu.
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>>26178269
Do you even know what an edgelord is or is it something you picked up from the 4chan subreddit without understanding it?
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>>26178284
you're a fucking idiot. it doesn't mean anything, it's just a way to call you edgy.

remove yourself
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>It's an Anon posts about his Dude Weed Lmao episode
yeah alright see you all in an hour or so
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>>26178136
got some cheese on the way to me at the moment and currently have some lovely hash, good days ahead to you mate
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>>26178284
Some little prick posting on a taiwanese turtle trading network about how he's smoking some dank rare weed from california and playing dark souls 1 fits the bill of 'edgelord' perfectly fine.
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>>26178299
Oh, I'm sorry. Let me rephrase

Do you even know what being edgy is or is it something you picked up from the 4chan subreddit without understanding it?

>>26178302
>taiwanese turtle trading network

Yep. Definitely reddit
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>>26178330
nobody cares about your weed. do whatever you want, but dont share it with us. that's /b/ stuff.
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>>26178356
Not even me. I don't smoke.

Just sick of idiots thinking everything is edgy. It's up there with "cringe" for overly misused words
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>>26177807
>>26163706
http://youtu.be/LV70kw7S7xQ
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>>26178369
>forgetting literally in most misused words
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I hope you have all joined the Steam group
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
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>Nu TRAXX haven't contacted Poleaboo regarding that warehouse job after he told them about hiss stalking conviction
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>>26178330
Tell me wise senpai, what is the 'true' definition of edgy?

Do you not feel as though "Bought 3g girl scout cookies for 33 quid. Going to have a comfy day smoking that and playing dark souls 1. If I could share it with you all I would." counts as being edgy?

No one here cares about you smoking your 'rare' (to the British Isles) form of Cannabis, chap. How nice of you to let us know, though.
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>>26178369
the point is that we dont care about his lmao weed.
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>>26178382
Except it isn't

It can literally be used as an intensifier and it is literally 100% correct usage
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>>26177685
>"Heyy [sic.], haven't spoken in a while, what're you up to?"

She sounds vapid. Disregard her.
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>>26178407
No one cares about your waifu faggotry or your anxiety or your feels either but it doesn't stop you.

It's a forum. Not everything has to be interesting to everyone. Supporting a hive mentality is reddit mentality
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>>26178403
>smoking the most normie drug ever and playing a massively popular video game is edgy
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>>26178425
You know it's a symptom of autism that you simply must share things that others find boring?

Go and get your head looked at by a psychologist.
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>>26178407
yeah we should have more conversations about waifus and hating pakis, not that it gets boring at all....
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>>26178444
>You know it's a symptom of autism that you simply must share things that others find boring?

I think you'll find it is the complete opposite of autism. It is normie mentality 101

Are you completely oblivious to twitter and facebook?
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>Just spent all morning and what's begun of the afternoon downloading anime from the last two seasons to catch up to
I could be doing something productive right now. I should be doing something productive right now
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>>26178460
YOU find that boring becuase YOU'RE the freak
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>>26178475
Productive is a normie meme buzzword. It literally means nothing.
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>>26178444
>>26178460

Over sharing is a trait of autism, not a symptom. People who have autism are more likely to share inane details about subjects they find interesting, regardless of whether or not people want to know about it.

Normal people posting random shit on Facebook, usually at least a few of their friends will appreciate it.

It's quite a tough thing to gauge; sharing because autistic, or because normie.

Earlier poster oversharing about his lmao weed is just a wannabe edgelord, simply posting for bad-man status.
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>>26178460
>preoccupation with a narrow subject, one-sided verbosity, restricted prosody, and physical clumsiness

Describes weed smokers right? Yes.
But it's taken from the wikipedia page on Aspergers.
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>>26178490
I guess? I always figured productivity to be subjective, but you're not wrong. Still, there are so many things I probably should do rather than just go through NT adding to a backlog
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>>26178493
>usually at least a few of their friends will appreciate it.

No. They will pretend to appreciate it to fit in.

No one gives a fuck that you wiped your babies piss off your face

Or that you're eating fish fingers for dinner

Or that you're going to the hairdressers

Your lack of understanding how people work is a sign of autism.

>>26178495
That also describes you. You must be aspie then
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>>26178556
>Your lack of understanding how people work is a sign of autism.

I do have Autism, well, High Functioning Autism/Aspergers, but they rolled it into ASD.

I don't understand how people work. I can theorise, badly, as you can see. :-)
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afternoon lads, had to send a few emails today, taking the rest of the day off. way too much stress.
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>>26178624
Try not to cut yourself on that edge
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>>26178624
you fucking edgelord
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>>26178636
if I did would you kiss it better??
>>26178654
I've become so numb.
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>>26178666
I'm not nerd-gay like the cuteposters in here, so nah.
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>>26178624
Don't push yourself too far, what forced you to send emails?
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>>26178684
asking for references for my masters degree application.
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Who /gangbanging tildeslut/ here?
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>>26178136
>girl scout cookies

this is /britfeel/ not /Yankfeel/
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>>26178773
yep, right here lad. he said he was not opposed to it.
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>>26178773
We only like cute 2D boys (who are basically women with dicks tbf)

We don't like real men
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>>26178773
Tilde is pure, delete this
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>>26178787
>tilde
>real man
He's as feminine as they come, look at his tight boipussy
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>93 IPs in this ITT
>only 20 members in the group
Lads

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britfeel
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>>26178773
his armpits and boypuss are taken, call your bodypart of preference
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>>26178445
lol

>>lelnumbers
lol
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>>26178493
>trait and symptom are different
They are the same damn thing when we're talking about autism. Nobody cares about the slight difference, what an autist thing to pick up on.
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>>26178813
I wouldn't really talk to you guys on Steam, to be fair
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>>26163841
http://youtu.be/kCc-6wkjAgg

Just wojack stuff
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>>26178445
I really don't understand why we have this boring waifu posting in every thread.
So you've a girl you can be happy with, great, but I don't care. Nobbody cares except you. It's literally "everyone posts and nobody reads" deal and those threads are as reddit as they come.
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>>26178829
I was the guy who called dibs on the armpits tbf, might let someone take the left side if they want, get the feeling tilde is a right handy
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>tfw you'll never have a qt princess
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>>26178264
>thankfully sharing hadn't been enabled
Don't they make life hard for you if you don't share?
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>>26178813
I'm too stupid to build a gaming computer, hence no steam.
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>>26178939

They claim you have to do it, but apparently you don't have to
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My advisor told me I have to either apply to the army or get my JSA cut.
Can they do this? Force me to go into the army?
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>>26178959
Yeah you don't but if you refuse to share don't they make you write out every job you applied for and show evidence and shit?
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>>26178958

It's literally expensive lego. It's easy as fuck to do

>>26178965

They can force you to apply for jobs, but that seems fucked. I'd ring up citizens advice or some shit if I was you
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Because it's comfy I'd second guess
http://youtu.be/ITdWe0Rus00
>I'm good at that

AND being edge is prob not about edging your bets

Why is 55 bonsai faviorate number

>The edgyness and sexy curves

need to make a call where I am in the no doubt I fucked up

>monotone
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>>26178965
Absolutely not, senpai.

Fucking original comments really piss me off in here.
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>>26178973

You have to do that either by hand or via UJ. But they can't force you to do it via UJ
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>>26178975
>It's easy as fuck to do
And yet here I sit, mouthbreather who can't into building.
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>>26178939
He's a nice guy, respects me.

I don't come across as a liar
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>>26178993
No, the thing about you is that you genuinely believe the falsehoods you spout.
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>>26178991

Watch a video, the hardest part is cable management. But if you buy a decent case and a modular PSU it ain't even a ting
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>>26178993
>Advisor
>respect
Hmm....
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>tfw you discover your waifu has twat tatts.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY
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>>26178965
That shit is not right at all. You could complain and they'd get a right proper bollocking for that

Imagine the media shitstorm

>Jobcentre tries forcing people to join the army
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>>26178958
You don't even need a gaming computer bro, only if you want to play the high end shit. Regular computer beefed up a bit or even a solid laptop is usually fine.
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How hard is it to learn to swim? I want to start because I do a lot of cardio but I've got a bad ankle which makes it difficult but it's gonna be pretty awkward watching a 24 year old who can't swim.
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>>26178958

Here's a game you're laptop can probably run that is pretty fucking fun

http://store.steampowered.com/app/320140/

I know it's 9 GBP but it's honestly worth the price
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>>26179053
I don't know?

i just get on my belly, kick my legs, and rotate my arms to push me forwards

I'm not sure how I even learned to swim
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>>26179053
children do it, it's easy
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>>26179015
>chav tattoos

Literally disgusting, I can't believe she started my pit fetish and now I see this. Gross.
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>Play Huniepop
>Favourite girl has a child
I didn't choose the cuck life, it choose me.
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>>26179008
I probably come across as someone who doesn't want to game the system
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>>26179111
Just think of it as banging a MILF, makes you feel better for a while
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>>26178965
If that person tells you to go to war via le army it's like the russian subway manager telling the homeless man to move on and the homeless dude dies in the freezing cold that night, who is at fault? I'd say homeless mans fault even tho it's society that has drained the homeless mans effort to live
>the man that gets to lock the train station gates gets to see art on the walls of the train station I've only seen pictures but they let artist's paint the walls. Its not graffiti, it's art and it's to cheer up the cold traveling patrons that have effort to do more than just survive

which reminds me of a time I was in hospital nursed axed me 'has the doc seen you yet'
>no
>just a nurse
>JUST a nurse
I stood there and took it lads
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>>26179053
>tfw the swimming pool is the only place I'll ever do it doggy
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>>26179165
lol lol spag bol
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5am - 3pm sleep pattern.

tfw nothing I have to say is worth posting, I just post so I don't feel so alone.
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>>26163587
Getting flashbacks of Hannah's videos. She was one of the best slags ever.
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Might get a kebab for dinner in a bit, lads
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>>26179298
Can't afford to spend hastily for a while. Dinner for me might just be eggs, chips and beans.
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>>26179298
think i might go to chicken cottage for some great 4/10 food desu.
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>>26179355
Classic tea that lad
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>>26179298
Not sure what I take issue with more, eating a kebab while sober or eating dinner at this time.
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>been given life
>be forced to go to school and work for the rest of my life
wait what? how is that fair? i never asked for this. i don't even want to be here. you can't force people to work. that's slavery.
and then people say you need to become independant. how the hell can you be independant in this fucking system? in this system everyone has to depend on each other, otherwise it wouldn't be a system.

i want out. i don't want to die, i just don't want to be part of this society. how can i step out of the society? i just want to live like an animal, sleeping outside and looking for food all day. just trying to survive. then i would have purpose in my life. there is no purpose to life in this society.
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>tfw expired sausages, frozen chips and eggs for dinner
Living the dream
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>>26179415
It's late for dinner tbf
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>>26179487
It's late for lunch. It's not even tea time, let alone dinner.
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>>26179298
Not a bad idea famalamading-dong
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>>26179242
try 1pm - 10pm
who /nocturnal/ here?
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I know you are still alive. I will stay here until you come back.
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Silly me, I forgot my trip.
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How do you lads cope when you go out in girls clothing? Everyone seems super judgey in my hometown but in a city I'm treated nicely
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>>26179526
Now I'm waiting for the blatant same fagging that you do to draw more attention to yourself. You're pathetic. Even by /r9k/ standards.
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>>26179563
Are you cute? Post a pic of yourself
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>>26179563
i once got a jacket that looked a bit girly, my mate said that's a girls coat. and he was right, it was a womans coat.
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>>26179563
i don't really do that. that would be kinda faggy.
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How do I get a guarantor who makes over 13k and isn't my parents who refuse things or my friends who don't exist??
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Poleaboo asked him mum to make him some fish finger sandwiches
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>>26179563
No-one actually does that here. We just post anime girls and pretend we're cute like you're doing.
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>>26178789
Tilde likes cleaning the toilet with her tongue and then fucks herself with a greasy kebab. Right in the arsehole. Slut that she is.

>problem?
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>>26179632
Don't you talk about my waifu like that lad
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>>26179587
>>26179587
this, i'll complement you on any nice aspect you have
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posting from uni friends
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>>26179640
he is unironically gay for an online personality he will never meet.
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>>26179668
>never meet
uh.. he went home with one of the guys from the meet
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>>26179632
Excuse you, mate.

I'm all for sexualising tilde, but he doesn't currently enjoy doing filthy stuff like that. The fun is in getting him to that point and then renting out his boypuss for bitcoins.
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>>26179640
What? It's not my fault the fucker likes keeping fish fingers in her vag.

>that's right, Tilde is now female. As says me, king of 4chin.
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These threads are really shit during the day. I thought they were meant to be better without the wagies, you guys are boring as fuck.
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>>26179818
>expecting NEETs to have anything interesting to say
They're mostly shut ins who avoid going out at all costs, what do you expect?
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>>26179587
Not really I'm an ugly femboy at best
http://i.imgur.com/XTpPE8S.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vLsfAIj.jpg
>>26179599
Clothes are way more androgynous now anyway
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>>26179831

I'm not currently in work but I at least do stuff with my time, work on projects and travel when I can. I assumed others would be the same. What's the point of all the free time if you just sit on your arse doing nothing with it. No better than wagies who do nothing but watch TV after work and drink on the weekends.
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>>26179864
>I want to believe this is you
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got some letter about elections I may, whats happening in may? I thought we just had elections.
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>>26180069
locals i think
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>>26179867
i enjoy doing nothing. there are days where i wake up, sit on my bed for hours doing nothing, eat a bit, and go back to bed. i enjoy doing nothing, seeing nothing, hearing nothing, but thinking about everything.
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>wake up
>eat
>wage slave
>eat
>gym
>eat
>sleep

Repeat.

I fucking hate my life but at least I'm not some fat disgusting cunt, that would make it 10x worse.
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You should definitely join the Steam group lads just look at all the banter you're missing out on
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>>26180226
we are busy people, cant spend all day chatting :^)
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>>26180226
Poleaboo finds all of those usernames to be cringey
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>>26180226
Not as bad as the skype group, fuck me what a bunch of cunts they were
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>Today was the day that my phishing targets would check their inboxes
>phishing site is down
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>>26180258
Skype is really not the place for this kind of thing, Steam is much better
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>>26180272
It was posted in this thread and there's about 20 guys white knighting one ugly ass female
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>local chippy is closed on Mondays

Just kill me now tbqh
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>>26180302
What's your address?

Please.
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>>26178493
Not that guy but saying you are smoking weed and gaming is the least edgy thing ever. This is a board where ppl carry out threats of mass shootings so thats the edgy baseline imo
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>>26179864
sry for late response
There's definitely nothing wrong with the way you look and you look particularly good in some ways
you're high qual BP m8
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>>26180226
Is tilde in the group? I will think about joining if he is
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>>26180607
He is

ococ
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>>26180226
What a bunch of fucking normies.
Who the fuck has to take /britfeel/ somewhere else so they can talk about their inane shit?
I guarantee these same people browse reddit, have steam accounts and are still in education or under 25.
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>>26180670
The average age of the 'britfeel' skype group was about 18-19
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>>26180730
Yeah exactly. A robot wouldn't join either.
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>>26180751
I joined just to try and coax them into a skype call so I could obtain their IP's and blow their routers up, they wouldn't participate though
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>>26180329
You wouldn't be able to kill me anyway, I'm a karate blackbelt
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Just picked up an ounce lads
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>>26180826
Lmao looks like you got ripped off mate, bet you paid over 200 bongs for it too didn't ya
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>>26180844
I weighed it, 28 grams to the point, it's just incredibly dense. And no, it was 180 bong
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>>26180815
Post your address then, we'll see.
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>>26180670
Well if they're chatting on steam, it stands to reason they have steam accounts.
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>>26180826
>weed
>>26180844
>Lmao

XD
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>>26180826
edgy desu lad senpai squire m8
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>>26180861
Good cause half that shit is mouldy, that's why its dense, just like you for buying it
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bought myself a new laptop lad's, getting delivered tommorow.

It'll have 1 TB storage so I can fit all my weeb games on it.
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Fucking weird night yesterday lads

>be me, first year unifag
>background:
>first couple of weeks of freshers term are shit, don't make any friends, etc.
>a few weeks in I meet this guy when I'm in the bar by myself (our bar is pretty quiet most nights and a nice place to read with a few pints), we'll call him Matt, because that's his name
>he's by himself too, he just walks up to where I'm sitting, asks if he can sit down and then starts chatting to me
>initially I'm fucking annoyed and anxious, but he's a pretty cool guy and I ended having a few pints with him and getting on well
>next day in dinner - I usually sat by myself at this point - he's sat with his friends, sees me and says "Hey anon, come sit with us"
>go sit with him and discover his friends - while definitely not 'cool' in any conventional sense - are all nice people
>basically a gang of fairly nerdy people, you'd probably call them 'betas', and Matt - again, you'd never call him 'typically' cool - is the sort of unspoken leader; he's the charismatic one that gets everyone out of their shells, persuades them to come out to the bar, what have you, kind of an alpha among betas
>fast forward to now, our second term of uni, and they're all my friends as well. People relevant for this story are:
>Matt: the most sociable of us, always organizes our meetups, is now going out with
>Anna(other names have been changed, just in case): Matt's gf, almost certainly the most qt of our group
>Robert: guy with similar beta levels to me, really nice guy (not 'nice guy'), has a big crush on
>Georgie: despite her occasional sjw tendencies and her tumblr-esque obsession with Star Trek I get on pretty well with her. Seemingly unaware that she is Rob's oneitis, as he's only told me and Matt
CONT
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>>26180947
No one cares about you or your normie friends, fuck off norman
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Wait, so the job centre doesn't help you get a job? You're just left to look at the online job ads you were looking at anyway? I was thinking of signing on because I've been unemployed for 6 months now and I'm feeling a bit desperate. I don't really need the JSA, but I thought they might be able to help me get work.
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>>26180891
I've been smoking long enough to know what's decent and what's not. When I put a nug in my grinder it produces an obscene amount of grinded weed. Stop projecting your own insecurity in your posts please, and leave me to enjoy my cheese and amnesia. Thank you.
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Poleaboos favourite song

You're not as messed up as you think you are
Your self-absorption makes you messier
Just settle down and you will feel a whole lot better
Deep down you're just like everybody else

She's not as pretty as she thinks she is
Just picture her after she's had kids
I bet she sits at home and listens to The Smiths
Deep down she's just like everybody else

So why are you sat at home?
You're not designed to be alone
You just got used to saying "no"
So get up and get down and get outside
'Cause it's a lovely sunny day
But you hide yourself away
You've only got yourself to blame
Get up and get down and get outside

He's not as clever as he likes to think
He's just ambitious with his arguing
He's crap at dancing, yeah and he can't hold his drink
Deep down he's just like everybody else

I'm not as awesome as this song makes out
I'm angry, underweight and sketching out
I'm building bonfires on my vanities and doubts
To get warm just like everybody else
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>>26180978
Shush you, I'm hoping this is going to turn into a hot gay sex story

>>26180947
Please carry on (so long as this ends with Matt fucking you)
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>>26180999
Ground, I realised my mistake
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>>26180993
Poleaboo wishes to remind you that the Job Centre is jut a re-branding of the Dole Office
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>>26180993
Your advisor might help you get a job if they care and you care. My advisor found me my first job but she was really nice and qt, every other I had after that wasn't very nice and didn't give a damn.
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>>26180928
>1 TB

Get an 8 TB external, that one won't last very long.
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>>26180999
Ahaha holy shit

>I've been smoking long enough to know what's decent and what's not. When I put a nug in my grinder it produces an obscene amount of grinded weed. Stop projecting your own insecurity in your posts please.

>he thinks he knows what star in he smoking
>quotes cheese and amnesia
>in the same ounce

I'm am laughing so hard right now, I don't even smoke weed anymore I just know shit mouldy weed when I see it even in low res quality, sorry if it hurt your feelings, enjoy your obscene amount of weed from one nug though

Haha fuck sake, kids these dags
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>>26165989

yeah... you see you never had any 'friends'
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>>26180947
He sounds like an ISIS recruiter mate, steer well clear.
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>>26180947
having more than one friend
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>>26181130
>having more than zero friends
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>26181130
>having one friend
fuck off yourself, normie
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Lads I've had 25 e-mails from my battle.net account in the past couple hours for verification codes for my account.

Is some Chinese guy trying to break into it or something?
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>Got blackout drunk and went out saturday night
>ran into some co-workers
>girl I think is kinda cute is there
>remember talking to her about really "deep" stuff (normie kind of deep)
>cant remember most of the night.

I think I may have kissed her but I have no idea. I have work tomorrow and I'm gunna be super embarrassed. For fuck sake lads.
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>>26181166
Poleaboo sends his love
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just woke up lads

sleeping pattern is FUCKED

how do I fix it?
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>>26181192
Seek employment
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>>26180947
Onto last night, sorry the backstory was a bit longwinded, but it will help explain why what happened was so fucking weird.

>all of us go out to the pub last night, have a few too many pints, but a fairly normal night out
>Matt being his usual self, telling us funny stories, making us all laugh, and we're all getting pretty boozed
>when the pub shuts other people in our group start peeling off back to theirs
>Rob, who is at this point the drunkest of us, invites me, Matt, Anna and Georgie back to his for a few more drinks
>probably shouldn't because lectures, but whatever, go for it
>get back to Rob's, everyone starts drinking spirits despite already being pretty messy
>play drinking games a bit; never have I ever, ring of fire, etc. till about 1am. Me and Rob are both virgins, but everyone knew that already so we're not really embarrassed about it anymore.
>Rob gets up and staggers to the loo, is gone a while and so we check on him and (surprise surprise) he's had too much and been sick. We ask if he's alright and he says he just needs a while alone with the ivory throne
>I stay with him for about 15 mins while the others go back into Rob's room and carry on drinking, making sure he drinks a bit of water/he doesn't choke himself, etc., then go back and rejoin the fun when I'm sure he's not going to die.

CONT

>>26181104
kek'd
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>>26181216
>this is where it gets weird, and where people will almost certainly start saying I'm bullshitting, but I swear on my nan I'm not
>go back into Rob's room and Anna and Georgie are both in their bra and pants, Matt is in his pants, all three of them sat on Rob's double bed
>still not sure how this happened, I assume it was a dare or something, but they start encouraging me to do the same
>too self-conscious/confused, so just take my shirt off and sit on a chair near the bed
>seemingly predominantly at Georgie's instigation they're all getting a bit more giggly and touchy-feely with eachother, Anna included, they end up lying down on the bed together
>I'm awkwardly sat there with my shirt off trying to make conversation
>Matt's encouraging me to come join them on the bed, but I'm just a bit weirded out by the unfolding situation/uncomfortable that Rob's oneitis is getting up to this in his bed while he's puking his guts out from drinking too much
>I could have joined them, and now sort of wish I had even if just to have a naked cuddle with a girl, but I just made my excuses about lectures (it was getting on for 2am) and went back to my room, didn't even think to check up on Rob.

CONT
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>>26180947
>Robert
>Matt
Hey, I know you!
>>