wagecuks back to work tomorrow
Your great-grandparents and great-great grandparents did something. You're a piece of spunk who's nothing but a disappointment in there eyes for what you've done for your country
do you guys have any experience with writing resume?
I've only worked in my parent's grocery shop and even the entry level jobs in the job searching website demand like 5+ qualities that I don't possess
Just tell them you have the qualities they're looking for anyway, as long as you can make it through the interview without spilling your spaghetti it'll be too late if they do hire you.
Also look for graduate positions if you haven't got any experience.
>Overslept last night and then dicked around on the computer for 6 hours
>Still have 6 hours' worth of work to do for tomorrow
>Won't be able to sleep for 8 hours tonight
>The cycle continues
It's a lesson I never learn. ;_;
This is not true though. Best girl is the prostitute.
>mfw this shit is permitted to be publicized in Japan
in US this would create an uproar
Think I'm going to be sick soon lads~
It's me from the last thread. No reason not to but fucking HPI first mate.
we have military bases in and surrounding Japan tho ain't gonna happen anytime soon
posting, this is my waifu
Dear Waifu Anons,
Here is a picture of my waifu.
Nymph Waifu Anon
Depends what you call serious or not really.
Most people would think I'm pretty weird if they found out how many images I had saved of my waifu, and there are people way worse than me.
>The 2D posters aren't serious about it anyway
Speak for yourself you massive bellend
Week after next m9, bring comfy pyjamas for snuggling.
Americans don't really get it mate, from when they are kids they literally have to stand and pledge their allegiance to their flag every day and have it constantly drilled into them 'they' are the best in the world and that God loves them and loves America. This is why if you make any kind of joke or demeaning remark taking the piss out of the States, even in the slightest, they go ape shit. They think everyone else in the world has the same mentality because they don't know any different. They don't realise that Brits for example are sarcastic, cynical and overall apathetic towards the place that they live. They think saying 'you have bad teeth' or 'fuck the Queen' or 'you drink tea' will send you over the edge the same way calling Americans fat and stupid does for them.
It's a pretty crazy mentality.
Having gigabytes worth of screencaps doesn't equal serious to me.
You're an 18/19 year old on anti-depressants who's incredibly homo-erotic with that Jun poster. I wouldn't say you're serious at all, just wanting some attention via an Azu avatar and a dicking from some guy on here.
>You're an 18/19 year old on anti-depressants who's incredibly homo-erotic with that Jun poster.
How is any of that that mutually exclusive to being seriously in love with a fictional character
Two completely different things. Since psychotherapy doesn't mean fucking the clients. Seriously if you're wife was a prostitute then the sex between the two of you means nothing.
Think Poleaboo is going to have to buy a new laptop
Tried updating the BIOS but that didn't work
I'll move everything worth saving to an external hard drive then open it up, see if anything is physically stopping the fan from moving
If you seriously loved a fictional character you wouldn't be acting like a faggot with someone irl. The fact you're barely old enough to post here makes it seem you're just playing up to the 'muh waifu' posting most people do at one stage.
>since psychotherapy involves listening to clients' feelings and respond accordingly, when you talk about your feelings with your psychotherapy wife, the conversation means nothing
3DPD fags get so butthurt when they try to deny there is a better way
>Laptop fan fucked
>Need to finish those job centre training modules for tomorrow
>Need to fill in work search book for tomorrow's job centre appointment
>Maybe buy a laptop cooling pad
Search laptop for anything worth keeping and back it up
I was planning on having a drink tonight but I didn't wake up until 5pm so I haven't had the chance to go to the shop to get any booze and at the moment I don't feel like drinking, because I only woke up recently, so I am in the mind to just not bother with it so I don't have to get dressed or anything.
On the other hand I am worried that in a few hours time i will want a drink but it will be too late and all the shops will be closed so then I 'll be in trouble.
Alright, this is how things are gonna go down if you're wife is a prostitute.
>Hey baby, wanna have sex?
>No, I'm too fucked from work. I'm going to bed.
Rise and repeat untill divorce.
>mom calling me all day
>get texts like "honey i havent heard from you in a while whats up"
>"please pick up im starting to get worried"
get FUCKED mom lol
>Hey baby, wanna have sex?
when you say it that way, the answer will be no regardless
If I eat something, I will be very worried about the calories and stuff like that. Eating also makes my stomach hurt a lot. If I purge, it makes me feel a lot better and cleaner. I feel very ashamed of myself if I eat.
Sorry if that is hard to understand~
Just move to Bishopston/Horefield/Redland/Cotham area if you can afford it.
If not move to Easton or St Pauls, they are conitinuing to gentrify they fuck out of those areas (why they just nicked 60 drugs dealers in those areas, which makes me wonder which neighbourhoods will now be the allocated drug selling zone (protip it will be Henbury, Hartcliff, etc just need to keep them far away from Cabbot Circus so they don't scare the tourists)) so as long as you don't mind annoying hipster kiddies for neighbours you'll be fine and you are close to town center.
Hey why is TV license fees a thing in UK?
Do you guys pay it and then have access to all the default UK channels or do you have to pay extra for the channels?
It pays for the BBC, which is more than worth it, given all the stuff the BBC actually does.
>b-b-but the news disagrees with my far left/far right politics
Yeah, well, you're a cunt so fuck you.
Amerifat here, the whole thing about pledging allegiance to the flag is kind of bullshit. Maybe people care about it in Texas, but where I'm from everyone stopped saying the pledge of allegiance by 3rd grade, we would kind of just stand up and put are hands on or hearts and stare at the ground. By high school half of the class wouldn't even stand up for it and the teachers wouldn't give a shit.
What the fuck do you want?
Dr Who joining the BNP and gunning down pakis?
Most of their shows are reality shows anyway
Sherlock, Luthor, Dr Who, Eurovision, EastEnders, Holby City etc offend you?
>It pays for the BBC, which is more than worth it, given all the stuff the BBC actually does.
Not any more. Dr. Who has been shit for a while (and is on Netflix if you disagree), Top Gear without Jezza is worthless and none of its soap or reality shit is worth the nothing it's printed on.
Try telling a left winger that. The left wingers will tell you they don't kick up enough of a stink about the monarchy, wars and austerity. The right wingers make similar accusations, only about migration and benefits, etc.
Take your Yank fucking memes and go fucking fuck yourself, you stupid fucking cunt. And after you've shagged your own fucking arsehole wide open, make sure you go private when you get stitched up so I know I have in no way improved you wanky fucking life. Prick.
time to get comfy lads
There's a lot more to the BBC that Dr Who and bloody Top Gear. Myriad documentaries, dramas, investigative reporting, and comedies and online productions. Not to mention all the educational materials that I know you used in school because the average age here is 21.
If you want another two channels of ITV pap, then by all means, wish it. But for Christ's sake don't impose it.
>I support an organization that literally protected paedophiles
Dropped off my younger brother at the airport - he's off for an all expenses paid business trip to California to lead a project for his company. Feel so low knowing that I'll never amount to anything and he's already achieved so much.
Can't even blame it on the genes or a fucked up family, he came from the same cloth. ;_;
Yea, brilliant documentaries
The Story of the Jews. Oy Vey!
Literally all shit.
> investigative reporting
> and comedies
>I like Miranda, Little Britain, Catherine Tate and Mrs Brown Boys
>Not to mention all the educational materials
>Libraries don't exist
You forgot to include your faces so we can blackmail you.
I think you'll find only the biggest of guys stand in such a way
Just fuck off, it's clear you're some anti-BBC drone, there's no reasoning with you
But I will say one thing, theBBC is great because of the DIVERSITY of their programming
They did documentaries on fucking MRA issues like domestic violence against men, rise in male suicide, male body issues
>tfw don't have a daki of my waifu to hug
Documentaries, dramas and comedies get DVD and streaming releases which you don't need a license to see
The BBC has never uncovered anything with investigations and its reporting is almost as biased as it is banal and fake
I'm no longer in school so I don't need educational material and if I did I'd never expose my children to their leftist multiculti brainwashing
Live TV needs to die, and it will, hopefully I'll be alive to see it.
It's clear you're a literal cuck defending a so-called organisation that LITERALLY covered up a paedophile because you like childrens shows like Dr Who and trash like Eastenders
Bet you thought Reggie Yates and that ginger bint did insightful documentaries as well. And 2 Pints of Lager is the epitome of high brow entertainment.
I quite like them undressed desu lad
Haha, Catherine Tate and Little Britain haven't even been in production for like a bloody decade, you thick shit. If you don't even watch TV, why are you moaning about the TV licence? I don't think Miranda's been on for a couple of years now either.
Whatever, nice grasping, I've spent enough time arguing with dickheads to know when to not bother. This is one of those times, dickhead.
>The BBC has never uncovered anything with investigations and its reporting is almost blah blah blah Why doesn't everyone think like me?
This is the direct result of an investigative report by the BBC that was aired earlier this month. So, you literally just wrong.
>Live TV needs to die
What does that even mean? Like, even the marathon coverage? Or what, News 24? I don't know what you mean.
Anyone gone to Manchester Uni? What's your opinion on it? Does it have a good tech scene and/or alt scene?
The only thing Manchester makes me think of is football hooligans. But it might be good for my postgraduate studies.
>Haha, Catherine Tate and Little Britain haven't even been in production for like a bloody decade, you thick shit.
Completely fucking irrelevant. They are BBC funded productions.
>I don't think Miranda's been on for a couple of years now either.
>I've spent enough time arguing with dickheads to know when to not bother.
Translation: I'm a fucking idiot and I want this to stop because I have no arguments. My pathetic little insecure self can't take this
Thanks for playing, idiot
>I moved the goalposts away from the quality of programming
>stop blowing the fuck out of my arguments!!!
>Guess we're finished here
>Please stop responding to my shit arguments.
BBCucks are hilarious
Surely not. Didn't you see the brilliant Story of the Jews?
Incredibly unbiased piece of media. They also had the presenter go on Question Time and his arguments were equally as informative and not at all misguided
Still, the idiots who defend the so-called BBC will lap it up like the good little idiotic dogs that they are. Anything to keep Dr Who and Russell Howards Good News running
>Are you bragging about moving the goalposts?
That was you you fucking idiot.
>durr blurrr, he blew out my arguments about quality programming, so I made it all about "diversity" instead
Complete lack of self-awareness.
That's not helpful m8
please stick to constructive comments only so we dont waste replies!! thanks! :')
Oh, so we can go as far back as we want when highlighting things about the BBC?
>The Young Ones
>Only Fools and Horses
>The Mighty Boosh
>Uncles (actually that's quite new but whatever)
And so on, and so on.
You see, it's not just about me, mate. It's about what the BBC does for everyone. I think Mrs Brown's Boys is a load of shite, but it's also very popular. I'm sure there's plenty of niche stuff I like that few others do, but that's what the BBC does, it caters for everyone, most of the time.
>you can't talk about both the shit tier programming that only appeals to mongs like you, and their paedophile cover ups
>decide to completely ignore both of those anyway because you have zero arguments and claim they're good because of their "diversity"
Are you literally a mongoloid student?
Go back as far as you want. There is way more shit than good, and their insistence on trying to force everyone to pay for their absolute tat is a joke
The only people who defend this so-called organisation are students and idiots who worship Attenborough because they're too fucking stupid to read a book.
truly pleb. wageslaving tomorrow
you'll be bragging about how you kissed him next week
d-does anyone want to go to brighton for a drink?
Just got around to watching all the episodes of This is England 90, was a bit shit compared to 86 and 88 but that final episode was pretty powerful stuff desu
Of course, mutual feelings all round desu
That's a shame, maybe some day
Sending an email instead
>My property was seized by Police Scotland back in March, it was recently returned to me however the cooling fan of the laptop is no longer working
How can I expand? What's the exact question to ask?
>no boyfriend ever
>probably going to be rejected by the college
>the heart palpitations are getting worse
>memories of better times fill be with more regret than anything else
Dreams are my only refuge.
Where abouts do you live? I can probably cover my own expenses
I'm not so fussed, so long as you're a comfortable and nice enough person to be around, i'll like you. Bonus points for knowing how to handle a drink
I'm a 20 year old neckbeard, so yeah.
Only one guy here has seen me
Cuddles should be your refuge senpai.
Find a nice boyfriend to hug.
Always and forever, except I ran out so I'm drinking something else.
Still trying to figure that one out
Should have tried to befriend my roommate from day 1
Should have taken better advantage of our time together like planting cams earlier, a keylogger inner laptp
Or just fucking raped her
> wagecuks back to work tomorrow
JOKES ON YOU, I NEVER STOPPED WORKING!
They come out at night and partake in their deviant ways.
I'm nice, and comfortable! I'm not much of a drinker though...
Would someone else come on a date with me? I-i'm down south.
Looks like i'm gonna have to drink twice as much to cover you, i'd be fine with that. How twinky are you?
>taking the rest of the year off of uni
>looking for some work experience placements so i can get experience and a taste of different fields
>only "work placements" are ones in retail and helping out refugees
fuck lads, i wanted something in banking or in doctor's surgery, i know both of these are reserved for third year uni students but i'd take them even if i could just sit there in silence and watch what they do for 2 or so weeks
I'm kinda built, not as twinky as I wish I was to be honest
That's fine. You don't need to be a twink to hold hands.
I chose to make my own and got all sorts on it. Anchovies, pepperoni, jalapenos and mushrooms. Tastes good, man
i wanted a pappa johns but someone told me they were really expensive. i just checked the website and i think i would have been cheaper
If you're just after a fuck then I don't want to date.
>bitch about wagecucking
>have next week off
>no plans, of course
>vidya and anime have little appeal anymore
>might as well have just worked
That's a load off my mind then. Where can I find you?
Why did you order Domino's on a Sunday night by yourself Anon? Could it be because you can't be bothered to cook your own food?
That's kinda sad, you know?
>tfw drinking whiskey and redbull even though i've gotta go to the fucking job centre tomorrow
just give me a fucking job for fucks sake
I only have bread and pot noodles in my house right now
Were you my delivery driver? The guy looked disgusted.
>not being normal
>unironically being a robot
Does anyone here know how to stop being a neet, I'm trying my best to get a job and become a regular person but I have no experience or friends and I'm scared of everything
>tfw your internet friend goes to bed because he is no longer a NEET and has work in the morning
>tfw the guy you were arguing with on an internet football forum has stopped replying
Feeling empty mates. What are you guys up to?
Brighton, cute anon.
I'm the one who asked if anyone was interested in doing something together.
>that guy that keeps making harold shipman threads
>I only have bread and pot noodles in my house right now
That's still your own fault you know, Anon! You could have gone out to the shops in the morning and bought better food.
>kicked from a steam group
>I was a mod
Feels shit, drinking and hoping I die in my sleep
not when you're in debt mate. i've got shit i need to buy and debt i need to clear. also, i have hobbies that require an income more than 115 per two weeks.
wots ur job m8
>but I can't get bennies if I just walk out of work
yes you can, i got fired for not turning up to my last job (i had a legit reason why though) but the job centre never even asked...
I used to live in canterbury, we could of met up and done cute things together
Black Lion? Sticky Mikes?
Please not Revenge
>What are you guys up to?
Eating chocolate and watching some OSW review videos whilst funposting with you guys
>this isn't how I imagined my life would be
Yeah, seems like fate is against us though.. I could easily go to London but i'm afraid of getting lost desu
Black Lion has great burgers, i'd go there with you
>Tfw your football forum has more internet drama than /r9k/
Grubbs has great burgers too! And that's 10 minutes walk away.
Can we take a cute walk around the quiet Marina at night?
Can the gay animefags please leave? You're more annoying than pakis and unilads 2bh
>inb4 a series of "u mad" tier anime reaction images
3 guys wanting to meet up with me? I wish I could tell younger me it gets better
That sounds really nice, i've rarely been to the Marina at night but it looked so peaceful and romantic when I passed by last..
i bet you would.
Any Hampshire lads want to do a non sexual meet?
>I could easily go to London but i'm afraid of getting lost desu
a) underground is dead easy to navigate, although very uncomfy at rush hour times
b) get the citymapper app - it basically just navigates for you
Man something needs to be done about these cunt fast food Just-Eat Hungry House advertising cunts
>Trying to not order take away anymor
>just having a nice time browsing the internet
>every single advert is for take away
>one pops up with a delicious looking pizza 'Are we making you hungry?' it says
That's fucked up. That's like if Jack Daniels were allowed to advertise at AA meetings and ask people if they are feeling thirsty.
>yfw New years baby
>yfw big black bully cock
>yfw OOC's Vince/JBL impressions
So would you like to hold hands or something with me and cuddle on the beach with a blanket?
I'm Trowbridge anon btw
That happened to me too matey - you just need to wean yourself back on to books. Find something you're REALLY interested in and make yourself read 30/40 mins before bed.
Next thing you know you'll be in bed all day reading. You'll still be a NEET, but it's a pretty comfy form of NEETdom.
It's really quite nice. I like the boats. The degenerate estate nearby sucks though.
A drink sounds nice, but I'm not sure if you plan to take it further after that. In any case, I'll probably chicken out. Sorry.
Maybe. I might try to read His Dark Materials again. They were always my favourite books but haven't read them in 10 years can't remember them very well at all so would be like a new read.
I'd love something like that, do you have steam?
I wouldn't rush a first date, mostly because
I wouldn't know how.
I don't think I've ever talked to another anon from Sheffield. I almost went Manchester Uni but pussied out for Sheffield at the last minute, biggest mistake of my life senpai.
I'm so sorry
I was saying that as an introductory measure to get back into it.
Obviously the only acceptable timeframe for reading a book is cover-to-cover, allowing breaks only for making food and drink and getting on and off the toilet.
Go for it matey
yee I do, what's yours though as my username has my name in it
I didn't mean like that! Maybe I'm just after a serious relationship and I don't really expect to find one here. I'm sure you can prove me wrong.
I think beach-blanket anon will be more fun.
Was watching Peep Show
>shit, 5 hours on blitzkrieg
>this isnt how it was meant to be
>weeks holiday, I was gonna get to grips with the Roman Republic. Get into the G.I diet
>cant stop now. Gotta win the war for the Nazis
>Am I enjoying this? Don't know anymore. Doesn't matter. Gotta finish the level
Two of my cousins go to Sheffield uni, they like it but they are from rotherham so that's not saying a lot. I have a few skype friends from lgbt there
Huddersfield does suck I used to be there a lot as a kid, sorry for that anon
I'm down for meeting up
Peep show is one of the few programs that actually makes me laugh out loud.
"You have personal cheese?? Is that allowed?"
I love OSW but the last two episodes were a bit rubbish. I don't blame them though because the format was shit. Looking forward to their next story arch, hoping they review some TNA shows.
The shit Mark says applies too much to me
Other week, I spent 80+ hours on a Minecraft-like Indie game
All of a sudden I thought "Am I enjoying this? I don't think I am" and uninstalled it.
Good man desu
Spread your boipussy for us, my cock will explode any second
There still needs to be a way for people to keep their identities separate, Steam is too close to IRL, and Skype.
We need an IRC channel.
>Terry Wogan comes into the surgery
>Accompanied by Pudsey bear
>Wants me to give him money for children in need
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
i disagree, steam is the best way imo.