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dench edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm8HTdU0CbY
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I'm still here. I know you're not dead. Thank you for showing me signs of life.
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Bite me harder.
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>flat's quiet for once on a friday, 2am
>about to fall asleep for the first time in a few days
>drunk flatmates barge in
>they won't stop shouting
>they won't stop slamming every fucking door they can
>3am, they start playing some nigger music
>wide awake
>shift 11-7, going to have to push it on someone else
>mfw i'm going to have no money for food because of these cunts

All I want is to be able to sleep from 12-7 like a normal human being.
Is that really too much to fucking ask?
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>go out clubbing in densgate locks
>go outside for a smokie and chat with chicks
>its always a nigger that keeps asking for a ciggy

Fuck these guys, I always ask for 50p, 1quid if it's a white guy.
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what's for breakfast /britfeel/?

marmite toast here
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what you doin' up this early, lads?

I'm off to work in 5 mins
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>>25958207
fuck off, it's too early for your shit

>>25958237
waiting for a good time to call and say that I won't make it to work
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>>25957797
Before I start laying into you for being a little bitch when you don't even have to be in work until it's nearly noon, what time do you have to get up to arrive at work for 11?
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>>25958237
haven't been to sleep yet desu, stayed up all night doing fuck all
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>>25958222
Weetabix and a brew m80.

>>25958237
Full of a cold and was in bed by 9 last night. Have a good one.
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>>25958222
Had porridge lad, and a coffee.
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KEKing my smelly balls off this fine morning my good lads, reading about the influx of sex attacks perpetrated by Muslims and Africans that popped over during the refugee business.

Finally normie Western girls have their comeuppance and who would have thought that old Abdul and Sambo would be the ones ey?

now we won't be hearing any of this feminist malarky again will we? Because liberals are now between a racist rock and a hard cock place!

you couldn't bloody write it!
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Had a bout of creativity during the early hours, currently writing a musical style song about poleaboo
Is this a good use of my time? Not much else productive I could do really.
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>>25958404
Sounds fun, could you share it once you've done?
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>>25958431
That's the plan famalam, it might take a while because I want to use a few instruments a don't normally play
Then I have to think of some lyrics and get over my cringey voice
I've only got verse bridge chorus twice over on one instrument for the general progression so I'll think of a middle 8 and a solo section then big chorus and outro
It's nothing serious just a comical idea I had that's probably going to be bad so don't get yur hopes up
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>>25958401
Hahaha I'm still bloody laughing lads!! To think, normies think rape prevention classes are going help!
>OK Abdul and Monkey-man when a girl dresses like this (show picture of slut) it doesn't necessarily mean they want sex
>Monkey man doesn't even register the words, he can't even comprehend them! But the picture stirs something wicked up as his ape dick becomes semi hard, lazy and fat (much like his race)
>Abdul literally laughs at the tutor and says that he is "wrong my friend" this behaviour in women is alien to him and he will not bend to the cuckd and beta Western man's ideology
>he sharpens his scimitar and oils up his cock and balls and fully intend to teach Western women the ways of an unforgiving arab phallus
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Bid on a PS4 lads, it has GTA5, MGS5, not the new Cawdoody, the new fifa and a headset, I've bid 260 for it, is that a good deal?
I don't mind if I get outbid, I could do with a bundle with better games, probably some exclusives like TLOU and uncharted, games I haven't played before but I used to unironically enjoy fifa/cod on my 360
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Get a wii u fagit
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>>25958207
The fuck is it with you and Deansgate locks? Most normie place in Manchester
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>>25958739

most normie = most bitches nigga
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>>25958401
Feminists in Britain have blamed that on the white man mate.
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2016/01/after-cologne-we-cant-let-bigots-steal-feminism

Obviously Laurie Penny is a complete mong who got BTFO by David Starkey but for some reason people listen to her. Even when it's not us, it's our fault lads. We're doomed.
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>>25958913
>Even when it's not us, it's our faults
>implying this is something new to the hampster
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>called in for a cheeky sicky
>turns out my manager's dad just died
>still got the sicky

Time to piss away the day~
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My body pillow just arrived and I think my family will be out for the day~

Post waifus.
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>>25958222
Need to walk the dogs before I do my weekly shop. Beans and sausages on toast. Good shit.
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>>25958686
Not a bad price, you've dropped on a bit of a bargain there.
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>>25958222
I had porridge and a glass of water. Back in bed now with a hangover.
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>>25958222
>Eating breakfast

Original comment
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>>25959473
rub your dick on it
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>>25959565
I'd rather just cuddle with it, lie next to it, cry into it, that kind of thing
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>Saturday morning
>No refuges to be seen
>Probably go out later
>No refuges to be seen either

Are we just being mislead about all these migrants? I don't see any.
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>>25959585
can i rub my dick on it
and then on you
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>>25959594
You don't need to see something to know it's happening.
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what's the ploblem?
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>>25959594
Well yes, you think 4chsn gives an accurate picture

>"Eritreans account for the largest group of people applying for asylum in the UK, with 3,726 Eritrean nationals applying in the year ending September 2015"

Source: http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/22/uk-using-misleading-information-return-eritrean-asylum-seekers-home-office-guidance

>Eritrea is roughly 50% Muslim, 50% Christian
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>did some DXM yesterday
>turned of my insulin pump at midnight because glucose was going low
>planned on turning it on 1 hour later
>falled asleep
>woke up 11 hours later, insulin pump was off the entire night
>high amounts of glucose and ketones in my urine
feel like absolute shit now lads, i wonder if my blood is already too acidic for the insulin to work in the first place so i might as well call an ambulance
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>>25959672
my lack of energy/motivation to do anything
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>>25959882
Oh fuck mate that sucks.

Something similar happened to me. I forgot to turn my heating off when I went to bed, so it was on all night for no good reason.
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>>25959944
but that's not as deadly as being without insulin as a type 1 diabetic
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>>25959983
Mate, my heating bill is going to be through the roof this winter as it is.
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>>25959983
ODing on comfy is no laughing matter, my brother died that way.
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Who else /noreasontoleavebed/ here?

Planning on polishing off these Xanax and Valium and listening to Pink Floyd
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Publad here.
Might go to the pub on my own later and get comfy in front of the fire. For a change...
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>>25958401
>Muslim and blacks are conquering are women
>White 'men' are having a giggle then going back to their cartoon porn
You will be fucking hung right next to them on the day of retaliation.
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>>25960071
Just had a shower and now plan to lie in bed cuddling my daki until my family get back
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>>25959603
Please give me all the dick rubbings.
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was at the job centre yesterday and some fat failed thai bride/lady boy was shouting "ME WAN BENEFIIIII" at the poor lady. I also heard her shouting that she needs benefits because she cant speak english (and is also too fat/'disabled' to work). Remind me why we import people like this and give them houses when I will be made homeless if I dont get a job soon
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>>25960010
>but that's not as deadly as being without insulin as a type 1 diabetic
>Mate, my heating bill is going to be through the roof this winter
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>>25960108
>being in prison on the day of the rope

no thanks
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wooooooooooooooaaaaah lads

>have to liquidly shit all the time
>can't even walk in a straight line
death when
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>glucose levels went below renal treshold, which means that the insulin worked
>glucose levels are normalizing
feels good lads

going to drink muh limited edition energy drink 1 liter can to boost my mood and physical state
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>>25959473
have a great day lad, i don't think i can get one until i move out of my parents house... likely not until i complete my masters degree.
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>>25959882
>DXM
>ketoacidose and hyperglycemia
>>25960173
>dehydration
>>25960221
>1 liter of energy drink
enjoy your liverfailure.
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>>25960221
Sorry about your shit morning mate, hope your day gets a bit better.
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>>25960221
enjoy this gimmick

hope you feel better soon lad
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What do you think of my gf lads
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Would it be wrong of me to fap to this?
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>>25960276
pretty fucking gay. go back to /a/
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>>25960234
It's well worth it
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>>25960276
You do what you need to do to get through the day lad, if cuddling a pillow makes you happier, you cuddle the shit out of that pillow and don't let anyone on here tell you otherwise.
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anyone got a sex doll? I dont really get off on humping pillows with 6 year old girls on. I need as close to a real human female as I can get but without the whining etc
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>>25957797
Student babies are so oblivious to how good they have it

Imagine being in the same situation but instead it's a 9-6 job
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>>25960071
Promised a friend we would go for a run. I've got a few hours yet though.
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>>25960395
That sounds nice, you should stick at it. I've been trying to go for a run every other day since the start of December, and I think it's really been good for me.
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This >>25960289 meant for this >>25960234
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Interview next sunday,
Fucking bricking it to be honest. I had a chance to not mention the message but I did. Perhaps subconsciously I want to be a wagecuck.

It would be nice to have money again anyway.
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>>25959473
Your waifu is dtf my waifu in this picture, it's all because other mugi-anon is turning my waifu into a hooer
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Does anyone have the recording of that Brit guy arguing with his sister?
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>>25960516
>you will never push your smelly fishy slimy squirting pussy against another girl's smelly fishy slimy siquirting like old trash tasting smegmapussy
why live
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>>25960534
>like old trash tasting smegmapussy
this
had sex with a 10/10 and her pussy tasted like old trash. she forced me to eat her out or else she will claim that i raped her
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>>25960415
Half marathon in March kid. Nowhere near fit enough bit I'll give it a bash.
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>>25960482
It's bad to sexulise cute k-on like Jun. Especially when it's another persons waifu without permission.
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>>25959473

>get out of bed at 1150
>post waifu

Weekend is already FUCKED lads
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Dunno what to have for lunch.
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>>25959882
>>25960071
Where are you chaps getting your dxm and xanaz from? Also are there any dark net markets that are running normally and not scamming errbody
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>>25960654
Don't and lose some weight. Or have something small.
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>>25960689
>dxm
over the counter, can literally order from amazon
>xanaz
an entirely different substance which is prescription
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>>25960693
Don't need to lose weight mate. I'm weighing just over 85kg and need more muscle
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who /wantsapizzabuttooafraidtoanswerthedoor/ here?
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>out of touch old guy who listens to old bands he still likes and hates anything new
>new megadeth album comes out
>bit worried because supercollider was so bollocks
>read top review in a google search
>"the music is the best they have done since the 90s but the lyrics offend me so I give it a D rating"

What the fucking hell happened to the world?

http://www.avclub.com/review/politics-spoils-metal-mastery-megadeths-dystopia-230734

That's the review, it was docked points because it has 'xenophobic' lyrics.
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https://youtu.be/xJvsSbP18F0

Well I feel shit at vidya again
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>>25960590
>forced me to eat her out
hot, if I'm being honest
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>>25960744
That happened to games too mate. Way of the world these days.
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>>25960755

I almost look forward to the inevitable collapse of society, I bet these people won't be so chronically offended in the irradiated ruins of post-apocalyptic Earth.
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>going into the town for smart/casual clothes (shirt etc) for work-experience
>last time I went into the town on a Saturday I ran into a normie I know, who was with mates and birds
>im destined to run into someone I know with my ma

Fuck me lads, hate this shit. Fuck people
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>>25960790

Sorry mate, but that isn't going to happen. I finally have a reason to post this picture.
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>>25960790
They fucking will be. As the uprising drags them back to camp to make tendies they'll cry about oppression and how there isn't enough black people in post-apocalyptic england
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>>25960790
The white man will be blamed for everything, expected to fix it all then criticised again afterwards.
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>>25960933

>what do you think we make the tendies out of, wagie? Now get back to work and start cooking!
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>>25960790
>DUDE FALLOUT XD
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>>25960534
know this feel to be quiet honest
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>>25960958
m8, the wagies will be the ones grinding up the people the failed normies capture and turning them into tendies for us
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>>25957178
Park your Arse on that drench bench and ask me about bitco1n [spoier]im a de-engineer[/spoiler]
http://youtu.be/VpkeFm4aRjU

>Paula - script kiddie bitch
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Trying to decide who to get broadband with when I move into my new house. Looking at the prices Virgin gives the best speed for the price by far, why would anyone in a Virgin enabled area go with BT?
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>>25960989

Who cooks the tendies for us? Do we just make our mums do it still?
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>>25961029
A lot of normies prefer sports to optimum internet speed. Going with BT gets you their sport channels for free (which are by far the best ones)
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Ordered from a new research chem vendor lads, lets hope the chinks don't scam me
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>>25961076

>normies

I'm pretty far from a normie, and I like football because it gives me extra stuff to watch at the weekend.
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>>25961071
Mums, other wagies that didn't get jobs in the tendie factory.

Depends I guess senpai
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>>25961150
I love football too, friend. I'm just saying a lot of people would be better off on virgin but keep BT because they don't care about that nerd shit and want to keep their sports.
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>>25961184

Sounds good. We need a big gate with "TENDIES MACHT FREI" on it to inspire our new 'recruits'
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>>25960974

I fucking hate Fallout for becoming the "standard" for post-apocalypse stuff. I've never played any of the Fallout games, nor do I intend to.

It's just that the phrase "irradiated ruins of post-apocalyptic Earth" is so fitting.

Anyone want to think of some alternatives?
>the flooded ruins of post-apocalyptic Earth
>the charred remains of post-apocalyptic Earth
>the desolate wasteland of post-apocalyptic Earth
>the lifeless husk of post-apocalyptic Earth

None of them are quite as good.
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>>25961222
tendies machen frei yerr retard
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>>25961234

I actually know that, but we want it to look more auschwitzy don't we? Plus how many of them are going to speak German, really?
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>>25961233
Fallout has all those. You would know if you every played them you hipsterfuck.
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>tfw not white

why do I have to suffer like this?
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>set storage heater too hot again
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>>25960745
Don't worry I played some trials mate and we didn't win a single fucking match
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>>25961250

Fallout is for cucks
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>>25961254
Go out for a few hours and set it to max output. It'll waste all the heat while you're out and let you set it right
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>>25961261
I've been to the lighthouse once.

I won't dismantle my guns like bungo wants because they're trophies
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>>25961233
>>the flooded ruins of post-apocalyptic Earth
waterworld?
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>>25961269

Oh fuck off with your buzzwords mate. Fallout is my favourite game, and me and my wife's physical partner have deep conversations about the lore all the time.
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Not sure if this is the best place to ask, but how can I aquire my own router/internet subscription?

I'm currently living in a student house and my housemates have dented the router while hoovering, and now the powercord falls out if someone stomps hard enough when they walk past (which they do, quite often)

Trying to do anything online is really triggering when the internet dies every ten minutes, I've tried taping the cord in place, shoving it against pillows, blankets etc. But they just keep taking them away and saying I shouldn't worry about it "Internet in student houses is always bad xD"

And desu I've had enough, so I'm genuinely up for buying my own internet and just keeping the router in my room, name it something really passive agressive as well
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>>25961289

Noooo, I've paid for all that heat now, I can't waste it. I'm committed to being toastier than is reasonable.
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Poleaboo has woken up

Looking forward to the football

>>25961314
Literally just call up an ISP?

or get some kind of mobile internet deal/dongle
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>>25961322
It's a storage heater, there's less than a quid's worth of heat in there
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>>25961300

Yes, or Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou.
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>>25961314

You should be all right as long as you have a phone socket in your own room.

Alternatively you could slowly poison all your housemates until they're too weak to get out of bed and fuck with the router.
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what should i get from le papa johns?
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>>25961354
le cyanide
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>>25961363
le show us your balls
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>>25961354
Cheese on Toast
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>>25961314
Check with your landlord, some won't let you get your own installed, some will.

Also which provider is your current one with? If it's phone-based then you're shit out of luck, and if it's Virgin then they won't letyou have two lines in the same building.
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>>25961314
Stab them with a kitchen knife, no jury in the world will convict you.

Note to moderators, detectives, journalists etc. reading this post later: I intended it as a joke.
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>>25961314
mate just ask your ISP for a new router
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>>25961314
Just buy a new router, you'll need your own land line to have your own net
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>>25961380

"Lonely virgin convinces man to murder, finds it hilarious"

Top comment on article - BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY
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Gunna watch Anita's new video. I'll tell you lot how triggered it makes me.
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>copying 1 tb of films from one external hard drive to another
>going to take 22 hours

scary stuff lads
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>>25961517
don't really care if i'm honest
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>>25961529
crumbs
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>>25961517

Good luck, I couldn't bear to do something like that, it would make me to annoyed that these people don't have anything more important to whine about.
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>>25961529
13MiB/s ?
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>>25961529

Dismantle them and plug them in to your mainboard's SATA ports.
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>>25961517
>>25961548
Not much to say lads. She's triggered by nice bums, tight trousers and long jackets.

>>25961531
Cool
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>>25961599

Of course she is, she's an ugly hook nose.
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>>25961599
Do you find yourself wondering what she looks like naked. The shape of her breasts, the colour of her nipples
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>gamergate/anti-feminism discussion

It's Saturday
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>>25961517
oh cee
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I need a new toaster

Where do I go lads?
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>>25961655

Get a cheap one from a charity shop if you don't mind it having someone else's cum on it.
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>>25961644
I don't think she gets naked tbqh josh might see her then she'd need to take him to court for rape
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>>25961654

>posts a random google image of anita without any editing or anything
>OC

Nice try, thief.
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>>25961690
first day on the board?
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>>25961690
Oy vey. You've soiled my secret, goyim.

I kinda like this jewish talk.
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>>25961675
>if you don't mind it having someone else's cum on it

I actually do
I mean I I'm up for saving a few quid here and there but I'm not buying a second hand toaster.
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>>25961697

No, i was implying it was a natural picture of her.
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>>25961517
>tfw Anita will never dominate you
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>This tranny on the JK show

Jesus fucking christ
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>>25961720

I would bet all of the money I have that she likes being called a useless pathetic whore in bed and being dominated and used. She only does this shit because she feels bad that she likes wearing a collar and being cummed all over.
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>>25961697
You don't sound British because a real brit would've picked up on his joke.

fuck off, yank.
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>>25961753
Sorry my aspergers causes me to miss subtle jokes.
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>>25961725
Nothing more detestable than trannies 2bh
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Anyone else constantly whined at by their parents?

Mine go fucking mental if I have stuff like one pair of socks or a single can of coke in my bedroom that hasn't been thrown out.

Mum seems to have some obsession with living in a pristine environment.

When I talk to other people it sounds like their room is their own space, my room isn't my room. It's my mum's room that she allows me to stay in.

Terrible.
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>>25961720
I think she makes josh wear a dress while she rails him with a strapon
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>>25961766
>too much of a failure at interaction, even for r9k
Might as well end it right now, don't think I could go any lower.
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>>25960516
>azusa on top
Oh lord
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>>25961788
>He's/she's/it's even married

Fuck...
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The move from 4.5 to 5 on my toaster setting seemed reckless at the time, but the gamble has paid off. I've never felt so alive.
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>>25961989
Ballsy, I prefer mine lightly toasted, but more power to you lad.
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>>25961810
Don't sexualise the keions please ok thanks
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>>25961989

>5

Fucking hell mate, you need to calm down. There are people that care about you.
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>tesco manager just called me and said the induction is rescheduled to thurs(fuck gonna be bored now)
>said my passport upload in the website is finally good

I did it brehs, 1800 quid a month just stacking corn flakes boxes and entertaining stoners at night.

livin the good life very soon.
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>>25961989
Always fancied turning the toaster up to max to see what would happen.
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>>25962031
>1800 a month

That better fucking be pre-tax. I earn that in a good month after my pension, tax and student loans are taken out of me.

I should get a job in Tesco.
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>>25962031
Is that in London, seems pretty high for a shit tesco stacker
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>>25962063

Factoring in the tax allowance it's around 1500, they do give free food in the cafeteria I think, or serve those 1500 calorie giant breakfasts for dirt cheap I think, so I'll probably have almost 1 grand left over after the bills and food.

all that fuckin money for my hedonistic lifestyle.
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i've got some chilled tendies that went out of date yesterday they'll be ok to eat wont they?
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>Slut on JK with a low cut tank top who cheated 6 times

This should not expand my dong, but it does.
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>>25962139

doesnt really matter if you get food poisoning, you got no place to be.
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>>25961233
But Fallout is good.
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Holy shit I want some opiates so bad right now
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>>25962147

She's cute, in a why-boner sort of way, eh?
Shame she's a dirty roastie whore.
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I want to buy something, what should I purchase lads? nothing more than 50 quid
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>>25962147
What channel is it on?
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>>25962160
it was until 4
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>>25957178
>Oi I got to go to the job centre to get me wages. Mum needs me to go to the shops for ciggies. Nicked me a tenner from er handbag. Gonna get me some cider
As a white guy from Texas, I have to say that I love brit feels
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>>25962188
Was just on ITV+1

>>25962176
She seems like the sort who's pretty easy and probably into some kinky stuff
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>>25962185
Dakimakura
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>>25961329
City are going to get spanked today, can't wait haha.
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>>25962192
>The abomination that was 3 is good but 4 wasn't
Le hate the newest game, so hipster.
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>>25962247

>tfw poleaboo supports the same team as me

Almost makes me want to support someone else desu.
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>>25962277
New vegas is the good one you mong
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>>25962290
Not like it's a choice, lads like us bleed blue
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> I slept with two men in two days...
> Is my boyfriend the dad?

After reading that, I just wonder whether us lot on /britfeel/ are somehow getting a better deal.

We're here, drinking most days, asking what shit we can buy ourselves with spare cash.

I don't know about you guys, but I think in life there's always a cost, I'd rather take loneliness than having to settle with some girl who's fucking just about anybody and wondering if your kid is just that.
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Lads anyone here bought weed successfully on a darknet market? If so, what market?
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>>25960534

Vagina's can't get smegma, right? That's just a crazy joke, right?

Right?
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>>25962315
L O N D O N
O
N O D N O L
D
O
N O D N O L
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>>25962309

I feel like i'm owed something for the days where i'd ask my mum for the day off so that people wouldn't tease me all day again for supporting city.

The 5-0 in '94 was the first step on my path to robothood, people were brutal.
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>>25962314

Yep, for a few years now.

I'd look into Agora, I think that's the current 'one' that most sellers are using (markets come and go, sellers move to the latest, I've found)

Check out on Reddit, /r/DarknetMarkets, they'll probably be more up to date than I am.
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>>25962293
You said until which means 3 was good. Think through your sentences you complete weapon.
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>>25962314
I bought some of the best hash I've ever smoked (amsterdam quality) on agora but that's closed now

I've ordered a few things from dream but not weed, just read the vendor reviews, don't be an idiot and you should be ok
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>>25962309
I adore your posts made.
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>>25962327

You aren't going to show me your smegma ridden vagingo, are you?
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don't do drugs degenerates
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>>25962413
I was going to show you my dick but I guess you're not a grill.
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>>25962314
Check this out:
https://www.deepdotweb.com
>>25962347
Agora shutdown mate
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I hate normie book sometimes desu lads
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>>25962423

Well if you find time to wash the smegma away, and I start a nasty estrogen habit, maybe we'll both get lucky.
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>>25962000

Azusa is a lewd little slag m9
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>>25962426

Just read up on it, citing a security threat - I'd wager relating to the CMU exploit.

Shame, they had a terrific UI and quite fast response times.
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>>25962489

>Promote our consumerist agenda you fucking mook
>OKAY!

Eugh.
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>>25962493
Nah you're just a massive degen tbqh
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>>25962516
Its more that people like it despite it being obviously fake.

Steve Jews would not allow free iPhones even from beyond the grave
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>>25962544

Well you're a Jew hater so I don't like you either.

Boy, I just don't fit in anywhere.
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>The other show however was exactly what I needed, Prison School, peeping on girls in the shower, suspension from classes, femdom, it was as if the show was made for me.

Nothing like a quick look at Ribena's blog to make the pain go away
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>>25962553
Chill out laddie. Its just a may-may wew
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>>25962489
> "Apple Store"
> Glossy Apple logo
> 9.2K likes
How are Facebook users this retarded
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>>25957178
>that video

I'm starting to think 'robots' on r9k are just chavs who need to get to get fucked even more by IDS.
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>>25962185
Star Wars limited addition adidas tracksuit like bonsai
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>>25962623
>addition
edition
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Mid afternoon indie shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-cD4oLk_D0
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I'm gonna try this fasting thing.

Not eat for a day, I hear it's better for you.
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>>25962592

"May-mays" are just words and one should never use words lightly.
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swapping from 150mg test 1g tren to 500mg test and 2g equipoise on tuesday.

Wonder if I'm more receptive to pony gear.
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>>25962655
Sounds a bit... Islamic.
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>>25962693
Intermittent fasting or 5:2 or Leangains

Whatever, the key is to not eat for a long period of time.
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>>25962691

meant to post in /fraud/
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>>25962655
PAKIS OUT NOW III
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>>25962655
Intermittent fasting is better
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>>25962663
ok famalamadingdong
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>>25962645
Yeah thanks, I need to spear the spelling thing.

>mine has a few pollen blisters, still worth fifty tho

TFW propaganda success is how much you can move a certain market

>I bet silver is under fifteen bucks

>go checks
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1100 4 Goals

14 for the soul seller

>all are subject to change, where $$$ are you
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Shit load of stuff to do today and tomorrow lads. 6 hours of things to do today and 4 hours worth tomorrow. All which needs to be done before noon tomorrow.

Instead of starting any of it, I've ordered a pizza like a true procrastinator. Now I'm saying to myself I'll start after a pizza and a short nap.
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>>25962693
>>25962718
Intermittent fasting has nothing to do with paki's you uneducated low class vermin.
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>>25962655
Long as you don't stuff yourself the next day, as that will cause your body to store fat for the next time you starve yourself.
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>>25962823
That's just what a paki would say
>>
SHARIA LAW WHEN
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>>25962823
I was joking, don't get triggered.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVnVJrTDGM
OHH MAMMA MA OH MAMA
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Lads, wanna heavy drink before my shift (nightshift) but the regional manager is going to be in tonight. What do lads?
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>>25962871
The regional manager doesn't know your common traits so won't be able to tell you've got a buzz.Take some fruity gum and he'll be none the wiser.
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Poleaboo needs to continue the blog or someone else should start one

I miss having a way of feeling like less of a failure
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>>25962871

what kind of degenerate subhuman trash (or irish) drinks during the day?

fucking chav.
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>>25962897
Where can I find his blog? Never read it.
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>January 23rd
>still Christmas stuff on iPlayer
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>>25962893
Sounds like an idea mate.
>>25962913
>who drinks during the day.
Someone qho works at night, also who doesnt get their drink on early. I bet youre the kind of faggot who doesnt go out till 9pm.
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>>25962927
Just google poleaboo. It's like the first result.
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>>25962315
seriously? just google it. google images, tons of smegmapussy. men get mutilated so they dont get smegma, women remain uncircumcised so that american betacutmales can eat the smegma out of their pussies.
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The market says hold to buy on that other thing

>I still only have just enough to be King

>look at the chain what do you see

>then be a girl and come ask me, but more interesting lee

>it was Paula against someone a couple of years back and I can't remember the other scripter

>passwrd change 54 character min or of you trott towards the retard bin

>doing paste is cheating in the bonsai open onion bitch
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>>25962969
Wow what a minge. Can't believe how much of it there is too.
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>Feeling down, wanna go gym to feel better
>Have a bad cough and can't exercise because asthma

JUST. WHY.
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>>25962958

Just book a days off on a friday or saturday night faggot.

Fucking drinking during the day, that's some seriously sad shit.

Also the clubs don't get crazy till past 11pm so I don't bother going till then.
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What does a bored lonely man do with himself on a Saturday?

What are some good RPGs?

Feel like reliving my youth playing runescape but I don't want to play with a bunch of kids
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>>25963013
Please put on a trip so I can filter you
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>>25963032
>he goes to clubs
>doesnt spent all day/night in the pub
Enjoy prime 16 year old pussy or used up 20 spmethings bro.
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got a cold and I fucking hate it lads
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>>25957178
https://discord.gg/0g9H8RqKn9GzqJJ1

Comfy chat, get in here
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>>25963128
>discord
Literally a meme chat client
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>>25962113
they don't give free food, at least not when I worked there. Food is quite reasonable though
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>>25962516
you're the sort of cretin that would repost it because they believe it's real
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>>25962655
that simply isn't healthy, you'll end up like Fatilde
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>went to the tattoo place for my animay tattoo
>really nervous, I bet he's going to laugh
>show him the design on the screen, palms sweating, face is getting red
>"oh cool, I like those kinds of characters, they're from mangas aren't they?"
>"y-yeah"
>"take a seat mate, I'll get it traced and then we'll get started"
>spent the next few hours drinking tea and chatting while a few needles blasted into my skin at super speed

Pretty comfy tbqh in a weird, painful way
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>>25963315
hahaha post your little autistic tattoo

Jesus Christ unless you're an incredibly good looking Asian I bet you'll look at right cunt
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>>25963042

Fifa 16.

>implying player career isn't an RPG
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>>25963315
what animu is your tattoo?
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>>25963128
>https://discord.gg/0g9H8RqKn9GzqJJ1

doesn't load for me

just says opening discord endlessly
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>>25963315
he was just being nice, since you were a paying customer.

in reality he thought you was an autistic pleb.
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>>25963332
>>25963355
>>25963373
Rude.

It's spooky Ougi, it's going to be part of a Monogatari sleeve so it's not finished yet, it's just her, not the chairs and tables in the background. I'm going to put domething else behind her, he's going to work on a few ideas for me,
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>>25963128
IS this a britfeel chat? or an r9k chat?
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>>25963452
quite qt desu
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>>25963452
oh dear oh dear
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>>25963452
I'm thinking about getting my waifu's name (in Japanese) tattooed onto my hand or something, don't think I could do anything more conspicuous than that
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>>25963507
>hand

Golden rule for tattoos. Not on the hands, neck or face. In my opinion it always looks dreadful in those areas
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>>25963570
It would literally just be three small characters, but I suppose on a wrist where it could be covered by a watch or something might be better
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>>25963591
Just make sure they're the right characters, so many stories of people saying "I got the words Warrior Spirit tattooed on my chest in Japanese/Chinese!" and then it turns out it says "Picnic Table"
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>get tattoo of dragonfly
>"dude is that a butterfly?"
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>>25963633
I may have lost the motivation to continue learning Japanese some months ago but I still remember how to write her name!
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>>25963083

oh i will.

enjoy watching sports with the other 50+ year old decrepit men in your pub
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>>25963659
shouldn't have such a bent tattoo then

what are you, a 17 year old trashy white Yank bird? get a grip
>>
tattoos are for plebs and the impure
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>>25963659
>dragonfly
still kinda gay mate
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>>25959473

Got myself a onesie today

Pretty comfy desu
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Weird, just looked up infowars to get some supplements and rations for the apocalypse and he's just interviewed Louis Farakhan.....bizarre.

https://youtu.be/7zUYLGNt38U
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Mum called me a bigot last night.
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>>25963832
Is she a labour voter?
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Just took the cling film off it, pls no bully too much

Tried to add the 3 angle pictures together and it hasn't quite lined up, can't wait to get the background and more characters added.
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>>25963865

No last time she voted she voted for UKIP like me. We live in a safe Tory seat.

I suppose I took it a bit far, we were talking about how Germany is basically committing suicide letting in all these muslims. I said that hopefully there will be another Hitler and that we will make the holocaust look like a walk in the park.

She got really cross and I said I'd be the first to stand up and help close the gas chamber doors.
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>>25963888
>Having that smug face staring back at you
she knows you're trash
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>>25963888
Very nice lad

Original Comment
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>>25963935
>voted for UKIP
>calls someone else a bigot
not too smart your mum eh?
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>>25963983

I think she sees that there is a difference between wanting tighter immigration controls and Euroscepticism than calling for genocide.
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>>25963888
Jesus fucking chirst.
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>>25963888
Where is that on your body, leg?

Can you imagine what a bird would say if you took your clothes of and she saw that.

Or if you went swimming.

Or when you're 80 getting your arse wiped by a nurse and she sees your wrinkly anime tattoo.

Looks nice though.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6617929

Poll time faggots.
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>>25964042
>Can you imagine what a bird would say if you took your clothes of and she saw that.

Giving a shit what 3DPD says. Cuck behaviour
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Just screamed "FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUUUUUUUUNT" at the cat because he kept rustling the carrier bag in my waste bin
I feel like shit for it and surprised because I never lose my temper like that
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>>25964083
How the fuck can Danny be king when Griff is the heir apparent.

Young griff obviously.
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>>25964083
>reading the books
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>>25957659
not often you see a girl with a punchable face
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>>25964042
depends if you're a chad or not really, it'll either by cool or creepy
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>>25964118
That's fine m8 he doesn't understand you.
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>>25964143
A chad wouldn't get a tattoo like that.
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>>25964103
Why do Weebs go on about 2D waifu and then buy a 3D model of 'her' from Nippon?
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>>25963983
>wanting to control your own country
>bigoted

I want student faggots to leave.
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>>25964042
Arm m8

>what a bird would say
I stopped caring what women think when I was about 15 tbqh, I hang around in circles of weebs anyway

>went swimming
public pools disgust me and I'm genuinely scared of swimming in the sea after a jellyfish stung me across my legs when I was about 9 in Tenerife, I hate it when my feet touch a passing fish or something

>when you're 80
My body will already look absolutely dusgusting when I'm old. A tattoo is just the cherry on a shitcake

>>25964118
Mine does that all the time, if there's a carrier bag within reach it will fucking rustle it for hours on end until I take it away
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>>25964164
Do you actually think you're making a good point there?

Because you really are not.
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>>25964161
chad can do whatever he fucking wants mate.
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>>25964083
Stannis the Mannis
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>>25964188
Well explained, i've been put in my place.
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>>25960302
post the lewd side
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>>25964245
There is no lewd side, it's that and >>25960276
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>>25964194
Sure, but chad knows what makes him a chad and being an autistic weeb isn't one of things.
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>>25964243
3DPD is about real life females...

Fucking 3D models are irrelevant.

Sorry that you're too stupid to see that
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About ready for bed lads
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>tfw going to be cuddling qt bf tomorrow
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>>25964335
Fags out
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What are you listening to [email protected]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WedRDYmtvX4
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>>25964329
bed at this hour? you must be med blud
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>>25964380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Y3lIr4Rks
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>>25957178
>tfw banned from /int/ so can't post in /brit/
c-can I post here
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>>25964380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyOeFnvXVwg
tb h
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>>25964438
FONT
O
N
T
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>>25964438
You're most likely a normie, so no, you can fuck right off to some "uni lad" forum or some shit
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>>25964380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GikSTeOtNZ0
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>>25964469
I'm not

here are my qualifications:
20 years old
kv
NEET
0 lads
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>>25964420
Woke up at 10pm, I'm trying to hold out until 9/10 so I can fix my pattern
>>25964438
What do you think you're going to achieve, a false sense of superiority? You're probably a meme spouting gaylord to get banned from /shint/
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>>25964380
GOIN FAAAAAAAAAAAAAST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6UYsZJpkng

>ITT: NORMIES WANNA BE ME
>SEE EM NO THEY CAN'T BE ME
>>
Watched every single good TV show

Have nothing at all to watch. Maybe I should get into animu, but it looks pretty gay tbqh
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>>25964496
I got banned because I posted a thread about cute animals and the piece of shit janny banned me
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>>25964488
I vote this guy can stay, as long as he doesn't post for a few threads and just observes
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>>25964523
even my uncircumcised alphasandnigger coworkers who always drink and fight and fuck hundreds of white bitches watch anime. and i mean actual anime, not dubbed dbz or something.
>>
Who's ready to sup lads? What will we all be enjoying?

I'm going for a bit of the loo takeaway after I finish this Boondoggle.
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>>25964438
Rules are:
>must be 21 or older
>must be virgin
>no gf or exes, or at least never mentioning them here
>no unifag talk e.g. hurrr assignment due, hurrr exam next week
>no talk about normie activates e.g. clubbing, going out, banging sluts, parties etc
>must have no friends or only loser friends
>must not do drugs
>must not play normie vidya like fallout 4 or fifa
>waifus are not mandatory but it is encouraged you have one
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>>25960699
Where the fuck can you order DXM in the UK, can you link me please?
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>>25964574
here you gooooooooooooooooooooooo: amazon.co.uk
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>>25964574
literally just enter "dxm" on amazon and its the 2nd result: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Delsym-Extended-Release-Suspension-Adult/dp/B002CQUFX2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1453568567&sr=8-2&keywords=dxm%20pussyNIGGA.%20GETTIN%20TWISTED
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>>25964567
Poleaboo approves provided the following are amended

>only loser friends
Friends and friends, no exceptions

>must not play normie vidya like fallout 4 or fifa
Vidya is vidya, distinctions give rise to special snowflake-ism
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>>25964567
w-what if my waifu isn't 2D... but I'm genuinely in love with her
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>>25964567
>must not do drugs
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO
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>>25964646
Another rule:

No fucking gimmicks

That means you, you disgusting smelly Paki. You can fuck off
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>>25964666
look up what waifu actually means
it only applies to 2d
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>>25964567
If you play games online you're a normie, as you are willingly and functionally socialising with others.
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>>25964702
fuck off with your meme policing
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>>25964634
>4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
>5.0 out of 5 starsDXM
>By Anonymous on 31 Dec. 2014
>It gives a great DXM trip!
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>>25964567
These need inscribing.
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>>25964555
Made some burritos this morning, had some already, will probably consuming the next package later when I dung them in the oven
>tfw burritos going in oven
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>>25964722
It's not a meme you fucking idiot. Take a trip over to /jp/ once in a while to understand what the words you use actually mean.
The very definition and spirit of the word waifu excludes 3d women.
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>>25964523
There are many great animes.
Try Kaiji, Monster, LoGH, I could name all sorts
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>>25964739
Looks good, although a bit heavy on the grease/oil whatever it is. Should probably drain that a bit with some paper towel la.
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>>25957178
One Wojak actually found a job. How very good for him, and the other pepe is gone too where did he went though? One cannot truly know.
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>tfw so hungover I can't eat the steak and chips mummy made me

Anyone else see that thread with all the pakis in claiming they can't post in britfeel anymore because it is too offensive to Allah?
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>>25964799
Like a dude who created the fucking universe would be offended by anything.

Stupid pakis
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>>25964799
>tfw the muslim at work tries so hard to fit in and seem modern but can't come to the pub so will never truly fit in
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>>25964380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owpSzlGRB_0
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>>25964779
Water that came out the mince and the sauce, left it on sizzle to let most of it evaporate, the pot on the right is rice with some spices and that soaked up what was left so there's some moisture
Made 8 burritos and I added some cheese to them all too, takes the piss to make 2bh but I make them every week and lasts me 2 days
I burnt one once, forgot about it and left it in the oven too long
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>>25964858
Did you not see the rules? Going to the pub is going out.

Fuck offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.
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>>25964799
I don't get how everyone says hangovers make you feel sick and shit. Literally all it does is make me wake up dehydrated as fuck and really sluggish for the rest of the day.
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>>25964914
Muslims trying to act like going to the pub isn't a robot pursuit

Next you'll be saying alcohol is a drug
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>>25964958
It varies for me but today I've got the worst type headache, dizzy and feel like I'm going to be sick. I feel like if I could eat this steak and drink some water I would be better but if I put anything near my mouth I nearly be sick.
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>>25964981
Not a paki, going outside is what normies do. Robots drink alone in their room.
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>>25964981
In the Quran it says we shall not go to the pub it is in disrespect of the great Muhammed we must go to the mosque and pray brother
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>>25964380

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VxoXn-0Ezs
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>tfw shes stopped replying to your messages

Just fucking end it all lads seriously
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>>25964981
>going to the pub is a robot pursuit
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>>25965067
Who has your mum?
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>>25964981
Pub is normie as fuck, no matter how you spin it.
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>absolutely shattered
>trying to get sleeping pattern back on track
>housemates want me to play some boardgame
>already said no last night
>can't dodge it again
>nothing to eat for dinner

fs
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>>25965094
What are you, 12?

Fucking joke of a human.
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>>25964858
or the type of sandnigger who doesn't eat pork but still drinks alcohol. fken half assed muslims.
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>>25965153
>can't dodge it again
Why not?

Just say a family member is ill and you are going to talk to them over the phone this evening. I'm sure you can come up with something.
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>>25965157
>being this mad for literally no reason and not answering the question

No wonder whoever you were talking to you stopped replying.
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>Mum knows I don't give a shit about socialising with my family and just want to be alone
>Constantly gives me shit for it
>Starts moaning that I won't even pretend to want to be around them

Is it just me or is that mental? She wants me to sit with everyone and pretend like I want to be there even though everyone knows I don't want to be.
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>>25965230
not him but your question doesn't even make sense ._.
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>>25965202
nah man I'm just postponing the inevitable
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>>25964958
Same here. Most of the effects for me are mental. I feel pretty depressed after.
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>>25965230
You're a literal child mate
>hurr ur mum xD
>please don't use mean words my infantile mind cannot accept them
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>>25965254
I asked who was talking to him and if it was his mum because tbqh you shouldn't be posting here if you speak to females who aren't your mum/nan/sister
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>>25965352
Show the person who stopped replying your funny memes she'll be all over you
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>>25959882
https://youtu.be/hHaTMOkRGN8
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>>25965365
>muh safe space

Yeah not everyone here is a fucking shut in loser like yourself mate, you must be new
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>>25964555

Going to have a tesco microwave ready meal, the same as every day for the last 3 months.

Even the joy of seeing your dank trips can't save me from death by diabetes/salt overdose.
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>>25965384
She's probably just busy 2bh
Inb4 chads cock etc
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The state of modern Britain...
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Why can't parents work out netflix/on demand television lads
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>>25965401
Are you on your period mate?
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>>25965453

When I offered to torrent a film for my Mum she seemed to think it was the equivalent of shoplifting.
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>>25960221
I'm on insulin pens myself. I just inject whenever I want to eat something. Easy-peasy.
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>>25965453

Beyond a certain age technology becomes impossible to understand. They can't help it.

What terrifies me is the prospect that when I'm 50, I won't understand the technology the teenagers are using then. That would be shit.
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>>25965438
desu blacks only attack other blacks it is the chavs that are the real problem
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The phrase Poleaboo lived his life by in the beginning was "Justice demands retribution"

The police, the so called arch-angels of the just cast judgement on Poleaboo despite have done nothing to warrant retribution from anyone

This even however gave rise to Poleaboo demanding retribution and in tune with his mantra, this meant he was the one true seeker of justice

He was now the right hand of God, the one who would exact retribution most righteous upon those who had been so proud and petty, proud to think the almighty right to justice and judgement was theirs to wield for their own ends and petty to bay for blood in exchange for minor transgressions
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>>25965438
>blacks going to prison

I don't see a problem here.
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>>25965463
>being that much of a mental fuckup he thinks a male gets periods

Why is it so easy to tell that you're a virgin?
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>>25964380
https://youtu.be/UkRMuzMC4kQ
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>>25965438

It just gets better...
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>>25965475
My parents are fine with me doing it and watching stuff together, but no chance would they be able to figure it out and get stuff they want on their own. But even like Netflix, I set them up but know by next week they'll be watching whatever is on channel 4 at the time and sitting staring at the adverts

>>25965488
This terrifies me
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>>25965475
When I had a PS2 my sisters bf used to pirate games for me, my mum told me I had to make him stop because she didn't want the police after him.
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>>25965507
>implying you don't have a vagina

Okay
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>>25965528
What's you point?

White people don't commit crimes?

Fuck off back to /pol/
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>>25965501
You going piss in some ribena then?
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>>25965438
>think they're black
>they're actually pakis

Feltham is a proper shit hole though, almost as bad as Hounslow.
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are these britfeel threads only shown for people with UK IP Addresses?
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>>25965565

Whites commit far less crimes than blacks do.

Whites also commit far less crimes than immigrants do.

Also PAKIS OUT tbqh ahmed.
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>>25965565
NIGGER DETECTED I
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>>25965581
UK and Pakistan.
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>>25965565
>if you're not a cucked liberal you're the bogeyman from /pol/
lmao are you actually this stupid?
you don't need to be a racist to realise whites are the superior race
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>>25965501
#PakiLivesDontMatter
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If I were a paki I'd name my son Stan so he'd be Paki Stan. Get it?
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>>25965584
>Whites commit far less crimes than blacks do.
>Whites also commit far less crimes than immigrants do.
Fuck off, yank

It's amazing how the internet warps peoples minds
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>>25965528
>mr mohammed, your wife has just given birth to another baby boy. what you would you like to name him?

>mm yes i will call him mohammed. Mohammed Mohammed.
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>>25965645
fuck off you smelly shitskin
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>>25965643
I know a bloke called Beese who insists he's going to cal his first son "Ray."
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>>25965645
Go back to the complaining about britfeel thread greencuck, stats don't lie.
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>>25965677
Calm down, George
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>>25965488
It becomes impossible for morons.

If you don't understand commercial technology, it's because you're an idiot who refuses to understand..
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>>25965438

Their twitter feed can be summed up with:
> /pol/ was right all along

So glad I don't live in London.
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>>25965694
>stats don't lie.
Yes

Whites commit over half the crime in the country

Are you just pretending to be retarded? or did you genuinely think you lived in America?
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>>25965732
Not the person you're replying to but whites make up much more than 50% of the population. If everyone was equal in their behaviour then surely whites would be committing the most crime by far?
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I had to sleep but I'm still here. I'll always be here.
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>>25965732
Of course they do, it's about proportions compared to percentage of the population.
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>>25965762
>>25965794
>Moving the goalposts

see >>25965584
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>>25965400
>being this retarded

327864 786234 73432
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>>25965645
You are right, in a country with 50 million whites and 10 million non whites your mugger is more likely to be white, but percentage wise non whites are more likely to be criminals.
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>>25965484
the challenge lies within injecting the proper amount of insulin and waiting the right amount of time before eating and eating your food at the right speed. if you think that's easy peasy then you are either not controlling your glucose levels or one of those retards who have a way too wide target range and then cry when suddenly the blood vessels in their eyes pop open and they become blind :(
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>>25965484
>>25965855
not to mention: it becomes even more of a challenge when you're taking drugs. Which I did. your carb unit factors and basal rate significantly changes while your body is under the influence of the drugs and metabolizing them or during the hangover/crash afterwards.

this is also how alot of type 1 diabetics die: they think it's all easy peasy and then suddenly it bites them in the ass.
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>>25965787
Ugly biotch
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Poleaboo is a level 60 Mage
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>>25965400
how exactly are blood and urine levels which you can objectively measure and facts about an incurable auto immune disease a delusion? Do you also believe retarded conspiracy theories?
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>>25965840
Whites commit more crime

Fact
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>fasting for 72 hours out of curiosity
>26 hours in now
>not particularly hungry and haven't had headaches or anything
>kinda bored
>vidya isn't super interesting right now since I already played like 8 hours today
>conditioned myself to always eat something when I'm watching telly
>can't eat now so watching telly is hard because WHAT TO DO WITH HANDS
>could diddle my willy but not particularly interested in that either

JUST
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>>25966089
>fasting

I assume you're going without water too then
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>>25966130
Water and tea. Pardon, forgot to mention that.

And no, I don't put sugar or honey or anything else to my tea.
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>>25966146
So why only for 72hrs then? You can go weeks without food as long as you have water. At least makeit 10 days if you want to get anything from it
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>>25966180
I'm trying out a new diet where I only eat 5 times a week (once a day Mon-Fri) and then fast the weekends. That's why.
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>tfw gf is being mean to me

upsetting
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>>25966241
post her nudes here to teach her a lesson
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>>25966241
>gf

Wrong thread amigo >>>/int/54022959
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>>25966241

You should let her go and see her physical bf tonight, that will cheer her up.
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>>25966241
man pleading with anime figurine which is turned away from him towards the wall.jpg
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Alright lads what's everyone up too tonight?

I'm taking the missus out to TGI Fridays to celebrate my promotion at work then off out for a few beers with my m8s
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Family having a go about being antisocial again guys. Parents asking me how I'll ever get a gf if I spend all my time alone.

Told them I'm perfectly fucking happy being alone, for some reason they can't accept that. Anyone else have to put up with this shit?
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>>25965855
I think I've got it down pretty well actually pham.
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Evening /brit/

Posted UCAS last week and I have three firm offers already (all for straight up History).

Manchester
Sheffield
Lancaster

Still waiting to hear from

Bristol
Durham

Only concerns are quality of education and quality of degree. Not remotely interested in "student life".

Any thoughts?
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So does anyone want 1 quiet flatmate in a relatively spacious flat within one of the best complexes for peace and cosiness that I've ever been able to find? I'll burden you with less than half the rent/utility costs, you'll pay around 200-250 a month.

Let's see if you happen to be surprisingly close enough for it to go smoothly with your job... OR if you're just on neetbux, let's see if you're willing to be however far from home you'll be.

It's NWE, but I can tell you specifically as soon as you PM me. It's a good opportunity, I am very friendly and not intrusive. Gotta find a flatmate pretty quick...

Also I work and I'm a student but I have almost zero friends IRL, so expect the same quiet mostly inanimate behavior from me every day. I'll never have visitors except when it's time to bring someone over for quiet intimacy :3
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>>25966377
lel all of those unis are shit mate how many of them are even in the Russel group?
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>>25966376
>i think I've got it down
>i think
yeah better don't tell me any details so that you can keep living what might just be a misconception.
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>>25966377
>quality of education and quality of degree.

Do a proper degree

You can do History without a degree
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>>25966352
I'm going 2 da gym to get hench den going to Nandos (Cheeky!) then im going wid my m8s to Revolution bcos its 2 for 1 on WKD.
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>>25966380
>as soon as you PM me

What the fuck are you on about
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>>25966380
> I'll never have visitors except when it's time to bring someone over for quiet intimacy :3

NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25960221
Diabetes Kid how did you feel about your successful title defense against Angryanon last night?
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>>25966393

All apart from Lancaster which is in N8

Lancaster is proper comfy though and if going off location alone, it would be there.

>>25966421

Yes but I can't teach it. Besides, it keeps me out of work/off the dole and at the end, I get a piece of paper saying that I'm capable of sticking something out. It might even say that I'm officially pretty brainy.
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>>25966400
Why are you so angry and bitter bruv? Staff at the local diabetic clinic are impressed with my control, sorry if it's harder for you. I'm aware of the risks. The real tragedy is that we have the technology to cure this disease but nothing tangible seems to be happening.
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>>25966442
what do you mean? I don't even think that I posted last night desu. also i have occassionally been labled as angryanon too so i might be the same person after all ._.

i am various memes in deez threads, nigga
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>>25966393

All except lancaster you pillock, thats a good set of unis
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>>25966452
Should apply for Cardiff mate I know someone who does history there and they only had to go to class once a week in the first year.
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>>25966487
I went to Cardiff and hated it, definitely one of the most normie unis of the Russell group.

Overrun with #LAD cunts.
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>>25966377
You'll most likely be stuck in classes being taught by shitskin pakis who can't speak proper English no matter where you go.
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>>25966427
>>25966380
Err this, my email. No email field makes me confused.
[email protected]

>>25966438
B-but I get relationships in non-normie ways, also I am homo
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Feels like my stomach is bleeding desu~
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>>25966479
Your match in the BFF, you beat Angryanon in your Banterweight title match after Poet Anon distracted him.
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>>25966522
Rather not have to hear your BP being pounded through the walls when I'm trying to shitpost and play my vidya
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>>25966352
Sitting at the computer.
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>>25966529

It probably is you fucking retard, you will end up needing major surgery because you're a complete knob who thinks it's cool not to eat and to throw up all the time.
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>>25966476
sorry brah, i was just..... saying man. your levels might be fine and all but I'm just saying: Always do resaerch on your own too. I've had type 1 diabetes since 10 years and the diabetlogists and doctors at my diabetic clinic told me alot of bullshit, stuff that almost killed me (turn your insulin pump off when you're drinking alcohol)
I'm glad I survived and this teached me the lesson to never trust any doctors and research about the diseases i have myself. use the internet as well as professional literature.

but as long as you have a strict diet and dont take drugs and have a proper day schedule you probably don't have to worry about this.

staff at the diabetic clinic and doctors have ALWAYS been impressed with my control and shit since my hba1c has always been below 6 but that shows just once more how ignorant they are. HBA1c doesn't say shit about your control.

>The real tragedy is that we have the technology to cure this disease but nothing tangible seems to be happening.
I've read an article about a woman getting an implant that has insulin producing cells, or insulin producing cells transplantation. however the problem with ALL those methods is that you need immunosuppressives so that your body doesn't actually destroy it. immunosuppressives are a strain on your body so you might as well live with injections which might even be less of a strain if you handle it properly.

or what technology are you talking about???
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>>25966509

I suppose it would be an idea to have a look at the teaching staff.
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>>25966352

Fucking some roastie whore after her dipshit boyfriend takes her to TGI Fridays then goes out with his friends.
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Had 200mg modafinil and a can of Monster this morning. Now struggling to stay conscious, let alone awake.

I know why fastanon only posts twice a month, he's likely fucking dead from exhaustion for the other 28 days.
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>>25965787
isn't she the chick from /soc/ that died from lupus?
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What flavour M&Ms are your favourite lads? I like the blue ones and the green ones.
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>>25966613
wtf? i post here every day lad. i am not always posting le fast meme.

i don't take any drugs.

how do you even get modafinil? heard it is quite rare
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>>25966550
It won't be like that
Though if I'm ever remotely noisy it'll be on mic in games

Also fuck it I'm in Lancaster since it got coincidentally mentioned.
>>25966377
Uni anon pls move in with me since you don't care about uni life and probably don't want a dorm room.
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>>25966638
They're all the same aren't they?
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>>25966563
A self-regulating pump controlled by a small chip would be the most feasible option currently.

I have read about 3D printed lattices containing islet cells. These would be implanted in the body and function normally (the frame prevents the immune system destroying the cells). No idea how possible this is currently however.
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>>25966689
>A self-regulating pump controlled by a small chip would be the most feasible option currently.
are you the same guy i talked with earlier? do you have type 1 diabetes? because a pump like that would only work to some degree... if you have type 1 diabetes you might be aware of the fact that you gotta inject the insulin before even eating the meal, and that once you have eaten the meal it also takes quite some time for it to have an impact on your glucose levels.

now if you made a device that monitored the glucose levels and injected insulin accordingly once they increase, it would already be too late. your glucose levels would go through the roof, and then normalize again. that's not optimal.

i only know a system like that which is combination of a CGM and a pump which turns the pump off if your levels go below 60mg/dl or something so that you dont die in your sleep if you dont notice it.
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>>25966689
>>25966733
>diabetes

maybe you shouldn't have been a fatty
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>>25966773
kek, the classic

seriously though, i am currently struggling to regain normalweight. i wonder if hypoglycemias make you burn more carbohydrates, they do make you quite jittery after all.
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>>25966795
and i mean regain as in actually increase bodymass. basically I'm slightly underweight.
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>>25966380
Does it come with blowjobs?
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>>25966658

I wouldn't be moving in before September and if I get an offer to study at Durham then I'll snap it up. Besides, I still have to look at the comparative merits of the departments that actually want me.

Still, it's a option and possibly a solution.

Here's my throwaway e-mail

[email protected]
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>>25966650

Oh, good to hear. I dunno if you're also posting the music, but I'll check that out when it's posted. Hit and miss, but that's life.

I get modalert through a few sites, usually modafinilcat.

Though apparently a new psychoactive substances bill got legislated this week that bans it, so I dunno how long I have left with it.
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>>25966855
i thought it was prescription only. or is this some research stuff?

>for beginners
wtf is even the difference between the 4 products
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>>25966848
Fuck off you underage uni cunt
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>>25966912

What is a mature student?
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>>25966931
An oxymoron
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>>25966939

You're an oxymoron.
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>>25966931
Someone who failed at life
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>>25966969
Great comeback, Basil.
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>>25966931
Someone who didn't start university straight after getting their A levels. They're the creepy old guys that sit at the front of the class and hit on the girls.
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>went out clubbing last night
>forgot to bring my ID
>got so pissed after waiting and realizing I cbf going back

Ok niggas today is the day, and I look even better now that the aldactone is kicking in better.
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>>25966980

pic

>>25966994

Thanks! :D
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>>25966529
>Fatilde attention whoring again with the same shit

boring meme
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>>25967020
Are the kiddie who was bragging about how he was going to Deansgate to bang loads of slags?
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>>25967020
>aldactone
why the fuck would you even use that.... alone
like what sort of recreational value does it have
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>>25967090
It sounds like something you clean vinyl with
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>>25967073

Everyone in deansgate is under 30, minus milfs and the occasional 50 year old indian/irish guy.
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>>25967012
Not nearly as bad as the female mature students

>as a mother

Kill yourself
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>>25966848
Thanks, since it's unlikely that I'll get someone for more than half a year, I'll store your email and remember about it. Personally I would stay in this building for life if i could, I was always quite local anyway.
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>>25966377
I live in Bristol and the university is a hotbed of SJW nonsense. The LGBT society put up signs saying you shouldn't worry what other people have in their pants. I suppose you could go there and shit in the girls' loos if you wanted.
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>>25967090

It removes water retention and makes your muscles more visible, it also helps with acne/hair issues if you have em.

I didn't even realize it's normal for basic bitches to use that to look leaner, I thought it was just a bodybuilding thing.
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>>25967104
Not really

Full of middle aged wankstains wasting money on overpriced food and drink from generic as fuck restaurants
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>>25967073
>Deansgate
If there was a chav capital of the world, it'd have a name like that.
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>>25967120
Poleaboo is interested in knowing more.
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>>25965787
topkek

OC
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>>25967132

Deansgate locks mate, not deansgate-restaurant district.

>>25967134

lots of pakis and blacks there too breh.
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>>25967131
sounds fucking disgusting and is probably unhealthy

inb4 normieshitreply like NAH BRO IT FINE I'M LOOKIN GOOD
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>>25965787
Are you a cuck btw?
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>>25967120
Cardiff's a bit like that, they had a mini protest because some old feminist said trannies aren't really women.

Anyone I knew who was involved with student politics was an SJW weirdo. For some reason uni just attracts that sort.
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>>25967158

Nothing wrong with using it sucka, unless you're using it to reach BB/physique contest levels of dehydration.
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>>25966900
> i thought it was prescription only. or is this some research stuff?

Technically yes, it's prescription-only. Not a research chemical, it's a full go-to-the-gp type drug, used for narcolepsy.

AFAIU, it's legal to import it from Sun Pharma, but not to sell it here in the UK. Like I say, I don't know how the P.S Bill will affect that, or even if I'm right on that at all.

> wtf is even the difference between the 4 products

At the high level, not too much, but some products last longer, some products have a higher kick to them at the expense of a shorter half-life.

Modalert 200mg is probably best for newbies, cut a tablet in half and take a half dose, moving to a full 200mg once you're aware of the effect. Erowid and other sources can probably do a better job of describing how it works.
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>>25967107
>that one girl that brings her kid along to lectures
I've put in an official complaint but it didn't seem to do anything.
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>>25967131
>It removes water retention
It makes you piss yourself constantly!?
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>>25967212
Hey, he's learning for free! Why should you pay 9000 tuition fees when some crotch dropping is learning for free?
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>>25967216

Only until you've lost the excess water (assuming you take it in a consistent dosage).

Assuming you ease up on the carbs as well you'll have a much nicer, more defined face/jaw and your body will look noticeably leaner.
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>>25967120

I only really applied for Bristle because it has a reputedly solid History department and it's the best one within shouting distance of Cheltenham Racecourse. Oh, I also like SSGB and if I ever decide to off myself, I can't think of a nicer place than into Clifton Gorge.

Shitting in the girls' bogs is a plus though.
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>>25966823
Not that much of a whore yet sorry
we could definitely cuddle though
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Can we get a Pakis Out thread OP? sick of the cunts thinking they are welcome.

You're not, piss off back to pakistan where you can shag your cousins and leave us alone.
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>>25967291
>if I ever decide to off myself, I can't think of a nicer place than into Clifton Gorge.

I'm going to kill myself there mate.

If anyone else is planning on offing themselves into the gorge after summer let me know we can do it as a britfeel meet up
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>>25967202
>dehydrating you just like that for the sake of dehydrating you is nothing wrong
it's fucking retarded normieshit. if you need that to "feel good" then you have self confidence issues and other problems. you probably also jelq your dick.
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