/britfeel/

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I'm still here. I know you're not dead. Thank you for showing me signs of life.

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Bite me harder.

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>flat's quiet for once on a friday, 2am
>about to fall asleep for the first time in a few days
>drunk flatmates barge in
>they won't stop shouting
>they won't stop slamming every fucking door they can
>3am, they start playing some nigger music
>wide awake
>shift 11-7, going to have to push it on someone else
>mfw i'm going to have no money for food because of these cunts

All I want is to be able to sleep from 12-7 like a normal human being.
Is that really too much to fucking ask?

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>go out clubbing in densgate locks
>go outside for a smokie and chat with chicks
>its always a nigger that keeps asking for a ciggy

Fuck these guys, I always ask for 50p, 1quid if it's a white guy.

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what's for breakfast /britfeel/?

marmite toast here

what you doin' up this early, lads?

I'm off to work in 5 mins

>>25958207
fuck off, it's too early for your shit

>>25958237
waiting for a good time to call and say that I won't make it to work

>>25957797
Before I start laying into you for being a little bitch when you don't even have to be in work until it's nearly noon, what time do you have to get up to arrive at work for 11?

>>25958237
haven't been to sleep yet desu, stayed up all night doing fuck all

>>25958222
Weetabix and a brew m80.

>>25958237
Full of a cold and was in bed by 9 last night. Have a good one.

>>25958222
Had porridge lad, and a coffee.

KEKing my smelly balls off this fine morning my good lads, reading about the influx of sex attacks perpetrated by Muslims and Africans that popped over during the refugee business.

Finally normie Western girls have their comeuppance and who would have thought that old Abdul and Sambo would be the ones ey?

now we won't be hearing any of this feminist malarky again will we? Because liberals are now between a racist rock and a hard cock place!

you couldn't bloody write it!

Had a bout of creativity during the early hours, currently writing a musical style song about poleaboo
Is this a good use of my time? Not much else productive I could do really.

>>25958404
Sounds fun, could you share it once you've done?

>>25958431
That's the plan famalam, it might take a while because I want to use a few instruments a don't normally play
Then I have to think of some lyrics and get over my cringey voice
I've only got verse bridge chorus twice over on one instrument for the general progression so I'll think of a middle 8 and a solo section then big chorus and outro
It's nothing serious just a comical idea I had that's probably going to be bad so don't get yur hopes up

>>25958401
Hahaha I'm still bloody laughing lads!! To think, normies think rape prevention classes are going help!
>OK Abdul and Monkey-man when a girl dresses like this (show picture of slut) it doesn't necessarily mean they want sex
>Monkey man doesn't even register the words, he can't even comprehend them! But the picture stirs something wicked up as his ape dick becomes semi hard, lazy and fat (much like his race)
>Abdul literally laughs at the tutor and says that he is "wrong my friend" this behaviour in women is alien to him and he will not bend to the cuckd and beta Western man's ideology
>he sharpens his scimitar and oils up his cock and balls and fully intend to teach Western women the ways of an unforgiving arab phallus

Bid on a PS4 lads, it has GTA5, MGS5, not the new Cawdoody, the new fifa and a headset, I've bid 260 for it, is that a good deal?
I don't mind if I get outbid, I could do with a bundle with better games, probably some exclusives like TLOU and uncharted, games I haven't played before but I used to unironically enjoy fifa/cod on my 360

Get a wii u fagit

>>25958207
The fuck is it with you and Deansgate locks? Most normie place in Manchester

>>25958739

most normie = most bitches nigga

>>25958401
Feminists in Britain have blamed that on the white man mate.
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2016/01/after-cologne-we-cant-let-bigots-steal-feminism

Obviously Laurie Penny is a complete mong who got BTFO by David Starkey but for some reason people listen to her. Even when it's not us, it's our fault lads. We're doomed.

>>25958913
>Even when it's not us, it's our faults
>implying this is something new to the hampster

>called in for a cheeky sicky
>turns out my manager's dad just died
>still got the sicky

Time to piss away the day~

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My body pillow just arrived and I think my family will be out for the day~

Post waifus.

>>25958222
Need to walk the dogs before I do my weekly shop. Beans and sausages on toast. Good shit.

>>25958686
Not a bad price, you've dropped on a bit of a bargain there.

>>25958222
I had porridge and a glass of water. Back in bed now with a hangover.

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>>25958222
>Eating breakfast

Original comment

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>>25959473
rub your dick on it

>>25959565
I'd rather just cuddle with it, lie next to it, cry into it, that kind of thing

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>Saturday morning
>No refuges to be seen
>Probably go out later
>No refuges to be seen either

Are we just being mislead about all these migrants? I don't see any.

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>>25959585
can i rub my dick on it
and then on you

>>25959594
You don't need to see something to know it's happening.

what's the ploblem?

>>25959594
Well yes, you think 4chsn gives an accurate picture

>"Eritreans account for the largest group of people applying for asylum in the UK, with 3,726 Eritrean nationals applying in the year ending September 2015"

Source: http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/22/uk-using-misleading-information-return-eritrean-asylum-seekers-home-office-guidance

>Eritrea is roughly 50% Muslim, 50% Christian

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>did some DXM yesterday
>turned of my insulin pump at midnight because glucose was going low
>planned on turning it on 1 hour later
>falled asleep
>woke up 11 hours later, insulin pump was off the entire night
>high amounts of glucose and ketones in my urine
feel like absolute shit now lads, i wonder if my blood is already too acidic for the insulin to work in the first place so i might as well call an ambulance

>>25959672
my lack of energy/motivation to do anything

>>25959882
Oh fuck mate that sucks.

Something similar happened to me. I forgot to turn my heating off when I went to bed, so it was on all night for no good reason.

>>25959944
but that's not as deadly as being without insulin as a type 1 diabetic

>>25959983
Mate, my heating bill is going to be through the roof this winter as it is.

>>25959983
ODing on comfy is no laughing matter, my brother died that way.

Who else /noreasontoleavebed/ here?

Planning on polishing off these Xanax and Valium and listening to Pink Floyd

Publad here.
Might go to the pub on my own later and get comfy in front of the fire. For a change...

>>25958401
>Muslim and blacks are conquering are women
>White 'men' are having a giggle then going back to their cartoon porn
You will be fucking hung right next to them on the day of retaliation.

>>25960071
Just had a shower and now plan to lie in bed cuddling my daki until my family get back

>>25959603
Please give me all the dick rubbings.

was at the job centre yesterday and some fat failed thai bride/lady boy was shouting "ME WAN BENEFIIIII" at the poor lady. I also heard her shouting that she needs benefits because she cant speak english (and is also too fat/'disabled' to work). Remind me why we import people like this and give them houses when I will be made homeless if I dont get a job soon

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>>25960010
>but that's not as deadly as being without insulin as a type 1 diabetic
>Mate, my heating bill is going to be through the roof this winter

>>25960108
>being in prison on the day of the rope

no thanks

wooooooooooooooaaaaah lads

>have to liquidly shit all the time
>can't even walk in a straight line
death when

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>glucose levels went below renal treshold, which means that the insulin worked
>glucose levels are normalizing
feels good lads

going to drink muh limited edition energy drink 1 liter can to boost my mood and physical state

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>>25959473
have a great day lad, i don't think i can get one until i move out of my parents house... likely not until i complete my masters degree.

>>25959882
>DXM
>ketoacidose and hyperglycemia
>>25960173
>dehydration
>>25960221
>1 liter of energy drink
enjoy your liverfailure.

>>25960221
Sorry about your shit morning mate, hope your day gets a bit better.

>>25960221
enjoy this gimmick

hope you feel better soon lad

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What do you think of my gf lads

Would it be wrong of me to fap to this?

>>25960276
pretty fucking gay. go back to /a/

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>>25960234
It's well worth it

>>25960276
You do what you need to do to get through the day lad, if cuddling a pillow makes you happier, you cuddle the shit out of that pillow and don't let anyone on here tell you otherwise.

anyone got a sex doll? I dont really get off on humping pillows with 6 year old girls on. I need as close to a real human female as I can get but without the whining etc

>>25957797
Student babies are so oblivious to how good they have it

Imagine being in the same situation but instead it's a 9-6 job

>>25960071
Promised a friend we would go for a run. I've got a few hours yet though.

>>25960395
That sounds nice, you should stick at it. I've been trying to go for a run every other day since the start of December, and I think it's really been good for me.

This >>25960289 meant for this >>25960234

Interview next sunday,
Fucking bricking it to be honest. I had a chance to not mention the message but I did. Perhaps subconsciously I want to be a wagecuck.

It would be nice to have money again anyway.

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>>25959473
Your waifu is dtf my waifu in this picture, it's all because other mugi-anon is turning my waifu into a hooer

Does anyone have the recording of that Brit guy arguing with his sister?

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>>25960516
>you will never push your smelly fishy slimy squirting pussy against another girl's smelly fishy slimy siquirting like old trash tasting smegmapussy
why live

>>25960534
>like old trash tasting smegmapussy
this
had sex with a 10/10 and her pussy tasted like old trash. she forced me to eat her out or else she will claim that i raped her

>>25960415
Half marathon in March kid. Nowhere near fit enough bit I'll give it a bash.

>>25960482
It's bad to sexulise cute k-on like Jun. Especially when it's another persons waifu without permission.

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>>25959473

>get out of bed at 1150
>post waifu

Weekend is already FUCKED lads

Dunno what to have for lunch.

>>25959882
>>25960071
Where are you chaps getting your dxm and xanaz from? Also are there any dark net markets that are running normally and not scamming errbody

>>25960654
Don't and lose some weight. Or have something small.

>>25960689
>dxm
over the counter, can literally order from amazon
>xanaz
an entirely different substance which is prescription

>>25960693
Don't need to lose weight mate. I'm weighing just over 85kg and need more muscle

who /wantsapizzabuttooafraidtoanswerthedoor/ here?

>out of touch old guy who listens to old bands he still likes and hates anything new
>new megadeth album comes out
>bit worried because supercollider was so bollocks
>read top review in a google search
>"the music is the best they have done since the 90s but the lyrics offend me so I give it a D rating"

What the fucking hell happened to the world?

http://www.avclub.com/review/politics-spoils-metal-mastery-megadeths-dystopia-230734

That's the review, it was docked points because it has 'xenophobic' lyrics.

https://youtu.be/xJvsSbP18F0

Well I feel shit at vidya again

>>25960590
>forced me to eat her out
hot, if I'm being honest

>>25960744
That happened to games too mate. Way of the world these days.

>>25960755

I almost look forward to the inevitable collapse of society, I bet these people won't be so chronically offended in the irradiated ruins of post-apocalyptic Earth.

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>going into the town for smart/casual clothes (shirt etc) for work-experience
>last time I went into the town on a Saturday I ran into a normie I know, who was with mates and birds
>im destined to run into someone I know with my ma

Fuck me lads, hate this shit. Fuck people

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>>25960790

Sorry mate, but that isn't going to happen. I finally have a reason to post this picture.

>>25960790
They fucking will be. As the uprising drags them back to camp to make tendies they'll cry about oppression and how there isn't enough black people in post-apocalyptic england

>>25960790
The white man will be blamed for everything, expected to fix it all then criticised again afterwards.

>>25960933

>what do you think we make the tendies out of, wagie? Now get back to work and start cooking!

>>25960790
>DUDE FALLOUT XD

>>25960534
know this feel to be quiet honest

>>25960958
m8, the wagies will be the ones grinding up the people the failed normies capture and turning them into tendies for us

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>>25957178
Park your Arse on that drench bench and ask me about bitco1n [spoier]im a de-engineer[/spoiler]
http://youtu.be/VpkeFm4aRjU

>Paula - script kiddie bitch

Trying to decide who to get broadband with when I move into my new house. Looking at the prices Virgin gives the best speed for the price by far, why would anyone in a Virgin enabled area go with BT?

>>25960989

Who cooks the tendies for us? Do we just make our mums do it still?

>>25961029
A lot of normies prefer sports to optimum internet speed. Going with BT gets you their sport channels for free (which are by far the best ones)

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Ordered from a new research chem vendor lads, lets hope the chinks don't scam me

>>25961076

>normies

I'm pretty far from a normie, and I like football because it gives me extra stuff to watch at the weekend.

>>25961071
Mums, other wagies that didn't get jobs in the tendie factory.

Depends I guess senpai

>>25961150
I love football too, friend. I'm just saying a lot of people would be better off on virgin but keep BT because they don't care about that nerd shit and want to keep their sports.

>>25961184

Sounds good. We need a big gate with "TENDIES MACHT FREI" on it to inspire our new 'recruits'

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>>25960974

I fucking hate Fallout for becoming the "standard" for post-apocalypse stuff. I've never played any of the Fallout games, nor do I intend to.

It's just that the phrase "irradiated ruins of post-apocalyptic Earth" is so fitting.

Anyone want to think of some alternatives?
>the flooded ruins of post-apocalyptic Earth
>the charred remains of post-apocalyptic Earth
>the desolate wasteland of post-apocalyptic Earth
>the lifeless husk of post-apocalyptic Earth

None of them are quite as good.

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>>25961222
tendies machen frei yerr retard

>>25961234

I actually know that, but we want it to look more auschwitzy don't we? Plus how many of them are going to speak German, really?

>>25961233
Fallout has all those. You would know if you every played them you hipsterfuck.

>tfw not white

why do I have to suffer like this?

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>set storage heater too hot again

>>25960745
Don't worry I played some trials mate and we didn't win a single fucking match

>>25961250

Fallout is for cucks

>>25961254
Go out for a few hours and set it to max output. It'll waste all the heat while you're out and let you set it right

>>25961261
I've been to the lighthouse once.

I won't dismantle my guns like bungo wants because they're trophies

>>25961233
>>the flooded ruins of post-apocalyptic Earth
waterworld?

>>25961269

Oh fuck off with your buzzwords mate. Fallout is my favourite game, and me and my wife's physical partner have deep conversations about the lore all the time.

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Not sure if this is the best place to ask, but how can I aquire my own router/internet subscription?

I'm currently living in a student house and my housemates have dented the router while hoovering, and now the powercord falls out if someone stomps hard enough when they walk past (which they do, quite often)

Trying to do anything online is really triggering when the internet dies every ten minutes, I've tried taping the cord in place, shoving it against pillows, blankets etc. But they just keep taking them away and saying I shouldn't worry about it "Internet in student houses is always bad xD"

And desu I've had enough, so I'm genuinely up for buying my own internet and just keeping the router in my room, name it something really passive agressive as well

>>25961289

Noooo, I've paid for all that heat now, I can't waste it. I'm committed to being toastier than is reasonable.

Poleaboo has woken up

Looking forward to the football

>>25961314
Literally just call up an ISP?

or get some kind of mobile internet deal/dongle

>>25961322
It's a storage heater, there's less than a quid's worth of heat in there

>>25961300

Yes, or Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou.

>>25961314

You should be all right as long as you have a phone socket in your own room.

Alternatively you could slowly poison all your housemates until they're too weak to get out of bed and fuck with the router.

what should i get from le papa johns?

>>25961354
le cyanide

>>25961363
le show us your balls

>>25961354
Cheese on Toast

>>25961314
Check with your landlord, some won't let you get your own installed, some will.

Also which provider is your current one with? If it's phone-based then you're shit out of luck, and if it's Virgin then they won't letyou have two lines in the same building.

>>25961314
Stab them with a kitchen knife, no jury in the world will convict you.

Note to moderators, detectives, journalists etc. reading this post later: I intended it as a joke.

>>25961314
mate just ask your ISP for a new router

>>25961314
Just buy a new router, you'll need your own land line to have your own net

>>25961380

"Lonely virgin convinces man to murder, finds it hilarious"

Top comment on article - BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY

Gunna watch Anita's new video. I'll tell you lot how triggered it makes me.

>copying 1 tb of films from one external hard drive to another
>going to take 22 hours

scary stuff lads

>>25961517
don't really care if i'm honest

>>25961529
crumbs

>>25961517

Good luck, I couldn't bear to do something like that, it would make me to annoyed that these people don't have anything more important to whine about.

>>25961529
13MiB/s ?

>>25961529

Dismantle them and plug them in to your mainboard's SATA ports.

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>>25961517
>>25961548
Not much to say lads. She's triggered by nice bums, tight trousers and long jackets.

>>25961531
Cool

>>25961599

Of course she is, she's an ugly hook nose.

>>25961599
Do you find yourself wondering what she looks like naked. The shape of her breasts, the colour of her nipples

>gamergate/anti-feminism discussion

It's Saturday

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>>25961517
oh cee

I need a new toaster

Where do I go lads?

>>25961655

Get a cheap one from a charity shop if you don't mind it having someone else's cum on it.

>>25961644
I don't think she gets naked tbqh josh might see her then she'd need to take him to court for rape

>>25961654

>posts a random google image of anita without any editing or anything
>OC

Nice try, thief.

>>25961690
first day on the board?

>>25961690
Oy vey. You've soiled my secret, goyim.

I kinda like this jewish talk.

>>25961675
>if you don't mind it having someone else's cum on it

I actually do
I mean I I'm up for saving a few quid here and there but I'm not buying a second hand toaster.

>>25961697

No, i was implying it was a natural picture of her.

>>25961517
>tfw Anita will never dominate you

>This tranny on the JK show

Jesus fucking christ

>>25961720

I would bet all of the money I have that she likes being called a useless pathetic whore in bed and being dominated and used. She only does this shit because she feels bad that she likes wearing a collar and being cummed all over.

>>25961697
You don't sound British because a real brit would've picked up on his joke.

fuck off, yank.

>>25961753
Sorry my aspergers causes me to miss subtle jokes.

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>>25961725
Nothing more detestable than trannies 2bh

Anyone else constantly whined at by their parents?

Mine go fucking mental if I have stuff like one pair of socks or a single can of coke in my bedroom that hasn't been thrown out.

Mum seems to have some obsession with living in a pristine environment.

When I talk to other people it sounds like their room is their own space, my room isn't my room. It's my mum's room that she allows me to stay in.

Terrible.

>>25961720
I think she makes josh wear a dress while she rails him with a strapon

>>25961766
>too much of a failure at interaction, even for r9k
Might as well end it right now, don't think I could go any lower.

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>>25960516
>azusa on top
Oh lord

>>25961788
>He's/she's/it's even married

Fuck...

The move from 4.5 to 5 on my toaster setting seemed reckless at the time, but the gamble has paid off. I've never felt so alive.

>>25961989
Ballsy, I prefer mine lightly toasted, but more power to you lad.

>>25961810
Don't sexualise the keions please ok thanks

>>25961989

>5

Fucking hell mate, you need to calm down. There are people that care about you.

>tesco manager just called me and said the induction is rescheduled to thurs(fuck gonna be bored now)
>said my passport upload in the website is finally good

I did it brehs, 1800 quid a month just stacking corn flakes boxes and entertaining stoners at night.

livin the good life very soon.

>>25961989
Always fancied turning the toaster up to max to see what would happen.

>>25962031
>1800 a month

That better fucking be pre-tax. I earn that in a good month after my pension, tax and student loans are taken out of me.

I should get a job in Tesco.

>>25962031
Is that in London, seems pretty high for a shit tesco stacker

>>25962063

Factoring in the tax allowance it's around 1500, they do give free food in the cafeteria I think, or serve those 1500 calorie giant breakfasts for dirt cheap I think, so I'll probably have almost 1 grand left over after the bills and food.

all that fuckin money for my hedonistic lifestyle.

i've got some chilled tendies that went out of date yesterday they'll be ok to eat wont they?

>Slut on JK with a low cut tank top who cheated 6 times

This should not expand my dong, but it does.

>>25962139

doesnt really matter if you get food poisoning, you got no place to be.

>>25961233
But Fallout is good.

Holy shit I want some opiates so bad right now

>>25962147

She's cute, in a why-boner sort of way, eh?
Shame she's a dirty roastie whore.

I want to buy something, what should I purchase lads? nothing more than 50 quid

>>25962147
What channel is it on?

>>25962160
it was until 4

>>25957178
>Oi I got to go to the job centre to get me wages. Mum needs me to go to the shops for ciggies. Nicked me a tenner from er handbag. Gonna get me some cider
As a white guy from Texas, I have to say that I love brit feels

>>25962188
Was just on ITV+1

>>25962176
She seems like the sort who's pretty easy and probably into some kinky stuff

>>25962185
Dakimakura

>>25961329
City are going to get spanked today, can't wait haha.

>>25962192
>The abomination that was 3 is good but 4 wasn't
Le hate the newest game, so hipster.

>>25962247

>tfw poleaboo supports the same team as me

Almost makes me want to support someone else desu.

>>25962277
New vegas is the good one you mong

>>25962290
Not like it's a choice, lads like us bleed blue

> I slept with two men in two days...
> Is my boyfriend the dad?

After reading that, I just wonder whether us lot on /britfeel/ are somehow getting a better deal.

We're here, drinking most days, asking what shit we can buy ourselves with spare cash.

I don't know about you guys, but I think in life there's always a cost, I'd rather take loneliness than having to settle with some girl who's fucking just about anybody and wondering if your kid is just that.

Lads anyone here bought weed successfully on a darknet market? If so, what market?

>>25960534

Vagina's can't get smegma, right? That's just a crazy joke, right?

Right?

>>25962315
L O N D O N
O
N O D N O L
D
O
N O D N O L

>>25962309

I feel like i'm owed something for the days where i'd ask my mum for the day off so that people wouldn't tease me all day again for supporting city.

The 5-0 in '94 was the first step on my path to robothood, people were brutal.

>>25962314

Yep, for a few years now.

I'd look into Agora, I think that's the current 'one' that most sellers are using (markets come and go, sellers move to the latest, I've found)

Check out on Reddit, /r/DarknetMarkets, they'll probably be more up to date than I am.

>>25962293
You said until which means 3 was good. Think through your sentences you complete weapon.

>>25962314
I bought some of the best hash I've ever smoked (amsterdam quality) on agora but that's closed now

I've ordered a few things from dream but not weed, just read the vendor reviews, don't be an idiot and you should be ok

>>25962309
I adore your posts made.

>>25962327

You aren't going to show me your smegma ridden vagingo, are you?

don't do drugs degenerates

>>25962413
I was going to show you my dick but I guess you're not a grill.

>>25962314
Check this out:
https://www.deepdotweb.com
>>25962347
Agora shutdown mate

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I hate normie book sometimes desu lads

>>25962423

Well if you find time to wash the smegma away, and I start a nasty estrogen habit, maybe we'll both get lucky.

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>>25962000

Azusa is a lewd little slag m9

>>25962426

Just read up on it, citing a security threat - I'd wager relating to the CMU exploit.

Shame, they had a terrific UI and quite fast response times.

>>25962489

>Promote our consumerist agenda you fucking mook
>OKAY!

Eugh.

>>25962493
Nah you're just a massive degen tbqh

>>25962516
Its more that people like it despite it being obviously fake.

Steve Jews would not allow free iPhones even from beyond the grave

>>25962544

Well you're a Jew hater so I don't like you either.

Boy, I just don't fit in anywhere.

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>The other show however was exactly what I needed, Prison School, peeping on girls in the shower, suspension from classes, femdom, it was as if the show was made for me.

Nothing like a quick look at Ribena's blog to make the pain go away

>>25962553
Chill out laddie. Its just a may-may wew

>>25962489
> "Apple Store"
> Glossy Apple logo
> 9.2K likes
How are Facebook users this retarded

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>>25957178
>that video

I'm starting to think 'robots' on r9k are just chavs who need to get to get fucked even more by IDS.

>>25962185
Star Wars limited addition adidas tracksuit like bonsai

>>25962623
>addition
edition

Mid afternoon indie shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-cD4oLk_D0

I'm gonna try this fasting thing.

Not eat for a day, I hear it's better for you.

>>25962592

"May-mays" are just words and one should never use words lightly.

swapping from 150mg test 1g tren to 500mg test and 2g equipoise on tuesday.

Wonder if I'm more receptive to pony gear.

>>25962655
Sounds a bit... Islamic.

>>25962693
Intermittent fasting or 5:2 or Leangains

Whatever, the key is to not eat for a long period of time.

>>25962691

meant to post in /fraud/

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>>25962655
PAKIS OUT NOW III

>>25962655
Intermittent fasting is better

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>>25962663
ok famalamadingdong

>>25962645
Yeah thanks, I need to spear the spelling thing.

>mine has a few pollen blisters, still worth fifty tho

TFW propaganda success is how much you can move a certain market

>I bet silver is under fifteen bucks

>go checks

1100 4 Goals

14 for the soul seller

>all are subject to change, where $$$ are you

Shit load of stuff to do today and tomorrow lads. 6 hours of things to do today and 4 hours worth tomorrow. All which needs to be done before noon tomorrow.

Instead of starting any of it, I've ordered a pizza like a true procrastinator. Now I'm saying to myself I'll start after a pizza and a short nap.

>>25962693
>>25962718
Intermittent fasting has nothing to do with paki's you uneducated low class vermin.

>>25962655
Long as you don't stuff yourself the next day, as that will cause your body to store fat for the next time you starve yourself.

>>25962823
That's just what a paki would say

SHARIA LAW WHEN

>>25962823
I was joking, don't get triggered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVnVJrTDGM
OHH MAMMA MA OH MAMA

Lads, wanna heavy drink before my shift (nightshift) but the regional manager is going to be in tonight. What do lads?

>>25962871
The regional manager doesn't know your common traits so won't be able to tell you've got a buzz.Take some fruity gum and he'll be none the wiser.

Poleaboo needs to continue the blog or someone else should start one

I miss having a way of feeling like less of a failure

>>25962871

what kind of degenerate subhuman trash (or irish) drinks during the day?

fucking chav.

>>25962897
Where can I find his blog? Never read it.

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>January 23rd
>still Christmas stuff on iPlayer

>>25962893
Sounds like an idea mate.
>>25962913
>who drinks during the day.
Someone qho works at night, also who doesnt get their drink on early. I bet youre the kind of faggot who doesnt go out till 9pm.

>>25962927
Just google poleaboo. It's like the first result.

>>25962315
seriously? just google it. google images, tons of smegmapussy. men get mutilated so they dont get smegma, women remain uncircumcised so that american betacutmales can eat the smegma out of their pussies.

The market says hold to buy on that other thing

>I still only have just enough to be King

>look at the chain what do you see

>then be a girl and come ask me, but more interesting lee

>it was Paula against someone a couple of years back and I can't remember the other scripter

>passwrd change 54 character min or of you trott towards the retard bin

>doing paste is cheating in the bonsai open onion bitch

>>25962969
Wow what a minge. Can't believe how much of it there is too.

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>Feeling down, wanna go gym to feel better
>Have a bad cough and can't exercise because asthma

JUST. WHY.

>>25962958

Just book a days off on a friday or saturday night faggot.

Fucking drinking during the day, that's some seriously sad shit.

Also the clubs don't get crazy till past 11pm so I don't bother going till then.

What does a bored lonely man do with himself on a Saturday?

What are some good RPGs?

Feel like reliving my youth playing runescape but I don't want to play with a bunch of kids

>>25963013
Please put on a trip so I can filter you

>>25963032
>he goes to clubs
>doesnt spent all day/night in the pub
Enjoy prime 16 year old pussy or used up 20 spmethings bro.

got a cold and I fucking hate it lads

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>>25957178
https://discord.gg/0g9H8RqKn9GzqJJ1

Comfy chat, get in here

>>25963128
>discord
Literally a meme chat client

>>25962113
they don't give free food, at least not when I worked there. Food is quite reasonable though

>>25962516
you're the sort of cretin that would repost it because they believe it's real

>>25962655
that simply isn't healthy, you'll end up like Fatilde

>went to the tattoo place for my animay tattoo
>really nervous, I bet he's going to laugh
>show him the design on the screen, palms sweating, face is getting red
>"oh cool, I like those kinds of characters, they're from mangas aren't they?"
>"y-yeah"
>"take a seat mate, I'll get it traced and then we'll get started"
>spent the next few hours drinking tea and chatting while a few needles blasted into my skin at super speed

Pretty comfy tbqh in a weird, painful way

>>25963315
hahaha post your little autistic tattoo

Jesus Christ unless you're an incredibly good looking Asian I bet you'll look at right cunt

>>25963042

Fifa 16.

>implying player career isn't an RPG

>>25963315
what animu is your tattoo?

>>25963128
>https://discord.gg/0g9H8RqKn9GzqJJ1

doesn't load for me

just says opening discord endlessly

>>25963315
he was just being nice, since you were a paying customer.

in reality he thought you was an autistic pleb.

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>>25963332
>>25963355
>>25963373
Rude.

It's spooky Ougi, it's going to be part of a Monogatari sleeve so it's not finished yet, it's just her, not the chairs and tables in the background. I'm going to put domething else behind her, he's going to work on a few ideas for me,

>>25963128
IS this a britfeel chat? or an r9k chat?

>>25963452
quite qt desu

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>>25963452
oh dear oh dear

>>25963452
I'm thinking about getting my waifu's name (in Japanese) tattooed onto my hand or something, don't think I could do anything more conspicuous than that

>>25963507
>hand

Golden rule for tattoos. Not on the hands, neck or face. In my opinion it always looks dreadful in those areas

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>>25963570
It would literally just be three small characters, but I suppose on a wrist where it could be covered by a watch or something might be better

>>25963591
Just make sure they're the right characters, so many stories of people saying "I got the words Warrior Spirit tattooed on my chest in Japanese/Chinese!" and then it turns out it says "Picnic Table"

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>get tattoo of dragonfly
>"dude is that a butterfly?"

>>25963633
I may have lost the motivation to continue learning Japanese some months ago but I still remember how to write her name!

>>25963083

oh i will.

enjoy watching sports with the other 50+ year old decrepit men in your pub

>>25963659
shouldn't have such a bent tattoo then

what are you, a 17 year old trashy white Yank bird? get a grip

tattoos are for plebs and the impure

>>25963659
>dragonfly
still kinda gay mate

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>>25959473

Got myself a onesie today

Pretty comfy desu

Weird, just looked up infowars to get some supplements and rations for the apocalypse and he's just interviewed Louis Farakhan.....bizarre.

https://youtu.be/7zUYLGNt38U

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Mum called me a bigot last night.

>>25963832
Is she a labour voter?

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Just took the cling film off it, pls no bully too much

Tried to add the 3 angle pictures together and it hasn't quite lined up, can't wait to get the background and more characters added.

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>>25963865

No last time she voted she voted for UKIP like me. We live in a safe Tory seat.

I suppose I took it a bit far, we were talking about how Germany is basically committing suicide letting in all these muslims. I said that hopefully there will be another Hitler and that we will make the holocaust look like a walk in the park.

She got really cross and I said I'd be the first to stand up and help close the gas chamber doors.

>>25963888
>Having that smug face staring back at you
she knows you're trash

>>25963888
Very nice lad

Original Comment

>>25963935
>voted for UKIP
>calls someone else a bigot
not too smart your mum eh?

>>25963983

I think she sees that there is a difference between wanting tighter immigration controls and Euroscepticism than calling for genocide.

>>25963888
Jesus fucking chirst.

>>25963888
Where is that on your body, leg?

Can you imagine what a bird would say if you took your clothes of and she saw that.

Or if you went swimming.

Or when you're 80 getting your arse wiped by a nurse and she sees your wrinkly anime tattoo.

Looks nice though.

http://strawpoll.me/6617929

Poll time faggots.

>>25964042
>Can you imagine what a bird would say if you took your clothes of and she saw that.

Giving a shit what 3DPD says. Cuck behaviour

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Just screamed "FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUUUUUUUUNT" at the cat because he kept rustling the carrier bag in my waste bin
I feel like shit for it and surprised because I never lose my temper like that

>>25964083
How the fuck can Danny be king when Griff is the heir apparent.

Young griff obviously.

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>>25964083
>reading the books

>>25957659
not often you see a girl with a punchable face

>>25964042
depends if you're a chad or not really, it'll either by cool or creepy

>>25964118
That's fine m8 he doesn't understand you.

>>25964143
A chad wouldn't get a tattoo like that.

>>25964103
Why do Weebs go on about 2D waifu and then buy a 3D model of 'her' from Nippon?

>>25963983
>wanting to control your own country
>bigoted

I want student faggots to leave.

>>25964042
Arm m8

>what a bird would say
I stopped caring what women think when I was about 15 tbqh, I hang around in circles of weebs anyway

>went swimming
public pools disgust me and I'm genuinely scared of swimming in the sea after a jellyfish stung me across my legs when I was about 9 in Tenerife, I hate it when my feet touch a passing fish or something

>when you're 80
My body will already look absolutely dusgusting when I'm old. A tattoo is just the cherry on a shitcake

>>25964118
Mine does that all the time, if there's a carrier bag within reach it will fucking rustle it for hours on end until I take it away

>>25964164
Do you actually think you're making a good point there?

Because you really are not.

>>25964161
chad can do whatever he fucking wants mate.

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>>25964083
Stannis the Mannis

>>25964188
Well explained, i've been put in my place.

>>25960302
post the lewd side

>>25964245
There is no lewd side, it's that and >>25960276

>>25964194
Sure, but chad knows what makes him a chad and being an autistic weeb isn't one of things.

>>25964243
3DPD is about real life females...

Fucking 3D models are irrelevant.

Sorry that you're too stupid to see that

About ready for bed lads

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>tfw going to be cuddling qt bf tomorrow

>>25964335
Fags out

What are you listening to l@ds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WedRDYmtvX4

>>25964329
bed at this hour? you must be med blud

>>25964380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Y3lIr4Rks

>>25957178
>tfw banned from /int/ so can't post in /brit/
c-can I post here

>>25964380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyOeFnvXVwg
tb h

>>25964438
FONT
O
N
T

>>25964438
You're most likely a normie, so no, you can fuck right off to some "uni lad" forum or some shit

>>25964380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GikSTeOtNZ0

>>25964469
I'm not

here are my qualifications:
20 years old
kv
NEET
0 lads

>>25964420
Woke up at 10pm, I'm trying to hold out until 9/10 so I can fix my pattern
>>25964438
What do you think you're going to achieve, a false sense of superiority? You're probably a meme spouting gaylord to get banned from /shint/

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>>25964380
GOIN FAAAAAAAAAAAAAST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6UYsZJpkng

>ITT: NORMIES WANNA BE ME
>SEE EM NO THEY CAN'T BE ME

Watched every single good TV show

Have nothing at all to watch. Maybe I should get into animu, but it looks pretty gay tbqh

>>25964496
I got banned because I posted a thread about cute animals and the piece of shit janny banned me

>>25964488
I vote this guy can stay, as long as he doesn't post for a few threads and just observes

>>25964523
even my uncircumcised alphasandnigger coworkers who always drink and fight and fuck hundreds of white bitches watch anime. and i mean actual anime, not dubbed dbz or something.

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Who's ready to sup lads? What will we all be enjoying?

I'm going for a bit of the loo takeaway after I finish this Boondoggle.

>>25964438
Rules are:
>must be 21 or older
>must be virgin
>no gf or exes, or at least never mentioning them here
>no unifag talk e.g. hurrr assignment due, hurrr exam next week
>no talk about normie activates e.g. clubbing, going out, banging sluts, parties etc
>must have no friends or only loser friends
>must not do drugs
>must not play normie vidya like fallout 4 or fifa
>waifus are not mandatory but it is encouraged you have one

>>25960699
Where the fuck can you order DXM in the UK, can you link me please?

>>25964574
here you gooooooooooooooooooooooo: amazon.co.uk

>>25964574
literally just enter "dxm" on amazon and its the 2nd result: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Delsym-Extended-Release-Suspension-Adult/dp/B002CQUFX2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1453568567&sr=8-2&keywords=dxm%20pussyNIGGA.%20GETTIN%20TWISTED

>>25964567
Poleaboo approves provided the following are amended

>only loser friends
Friends and friends, no exceptions

>must not play normie vidya like fallout 4 or fifa
Vidya is vidya, distinctions give rise to special snowflake-ism

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>>25964567
w-what if my waifu isn't 2D... but I'm genuinely in love with her

>>25964567
>must not do drugs
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

>>25964646
Another rule:

No fucking gimmicks

That means you, you disgusting smelly Paki. You can fuck off

>>25964666
look up what waifu actually means
it only applies to 2d

>>25964567
If you play games online you're a normie, as you are willingly and functionally socialising with others.

>>25964702
fuck off with your meme policing

>>25964634
>4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
>5.0 out of 5 starsDXM
>By Anonymous on 31 Dec. 2014
>It gives a great DXM trip!

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>>25964567
These need inscribing.

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>>25964555
Made some burritos this morning, had some already, will probably consuming the next package later when I dung them in the oven
>tfw burritos going in oven

>>25964722
It's not a meme you fucking idiot. Take a trip over to /jp/ once in a while to understand what the words you use actually mean.
The very definition and spirit of the word waifu excludes 3d women.

>>25964523
There are many great animes.
Try Kaiji, Monster, LoGH, I could name all sorts

>>25964739
Looks good, although a bit heavy on the grease/oil whatever it is. Should probably drain that a bit with some paper towel la.

>>25957178
One Wojak actually found a job. How very good for him, and the other pepe is gone too where did he went though? One cannot truly know.

>tfw so hungover I can't eat the steak and chips mummy made me

Anyone else see that thread with all the pakis in claiming they can't post in britfeel anymore because it is too offensive to Allah?