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comfy saturday night edition

also pakis out
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you know, roast beef monster munch are actually not bad at all.
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>>25967752
Spicy > Pickle > Roast Beef
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>>25967752
they're fucking delicious m8 i prefer them to pickled onion
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lads i ate oatmeal (about 100 grams of oats with 350ml of wholemilk) 3 hours ago and 100 gram of peanuts 3.5 hours ago

how long does it take for my stomach to be empty so that the drugs work the best?
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>>25967702
we were all once niggers on the plains. well not me, i'm an autist from the planet zog
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>>25967783
>not including based vanilla
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>>25967752
>roast beef
>monster munch in general
Grim
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>>25967783
This is the correct answer tbqhwy
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>>25967787

like 5-6 hours nigga.

that thing takes a while to digest.
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I want a Chinese or south Korean gf
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>>25967801
>>25967752
i want a mid 40s roastie to force me to suck on her cum stained meatflaps desu
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Early Saturday evening Van Morrison after finishing season 5 of Sopranos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx8LrtNHa1M
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Just finished my semi-automated wheat farm lads, what are you lot up to?

Normies need not reply
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>>25967207
modalert/waklert doesn't give me any concentration/focus benefit it literally just kills the urge to sleep even though I still feel tired as shit. Is there supposed to be a noticeable effect past that?
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Who Kingston here

I'm bored as fuck lads
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>>25967816
I want a Chinese
>>25967845
>Normies need not reply
Minecraft is literally underage normie "game", more than dota and fifa
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Pakis out lads, every single day.

Out out out.
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>>25967845
>Normies need not reply
but you are a normie
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>>25967783
>>25967786
>>25967801
You see, naturally i had the idea in my mind to buy pickled onion flavour, but they did not have that in the 1squid packs at my local. not to start an argument but i feel they are the best flavour i have actually had.
>>25967827
i think the fantasy of that is better than the reality, as someone who has a strange smell fetish and stuff.
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>>25967876
Check me one time whitey. I'm a yardie, from Kingston, in Richmond upon Thames.

You, rasclaat! Pimm's, all round..
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>>25967807
reeeeeeee

is there any way i can speed up digestion? if i wait additional 2 hours it will be so late that i won't be awake enough anymore to enjoy it like yesterday where i just went to sleep on DXM before the peak. regretted it btw, horrible nightmares. i always get nightmares from dxm
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>>25967845
Just had a curry, downloading the new homeworlds game which I plan to play all night if its any good.
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>>25967893
Yeah, normies spend saturday night building automated farms in minecraft, the real robots are all the cunts in the last thread posting from pubs and bars and talking about their girlfriends
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>>25967876
was there earlier m8, currently posting from esher. Meet you in bachus later?
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>>25967921
nope, they are both normies. playing minecraft doesnt qualify you as a robot dipshit. also its fairly mainstream game played by mouthbreathing underages
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>drunk as fuck and listening to deftones

lads
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>>25967876
See you down in the scum pit mate. Can't wait for my shitty 3.95GBP double vodka and lemon.
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>>25967697

why did the guy stop making the thread images?

the new ones are dog shite

january's almost over and the picture is still half-done

fucking shithouse
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>>25967845
Playing Rocket League with a couple of mates.
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>>>/tv/65228466
>>>/tv/65228466
>>>/tv/65228466

TAKE ME OUT
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>>25967952
it's funny to me how quickly this board degenerates into the "no true Scotsman" fallacy
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>>25967979
He beat the new OP Image Guy for the title last night but Poleaboo broke into his house and pissed in his milk so he went after him
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>>25967845
>what are you lot up to?

Catching up on airing anime. Just watched the latest Dagashi episode~
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>>25967988
not a fallacy or anything. minecraft is normietier ffs. and if you have all the ambition and shit to do something like that you are fairly normie.
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normies are out in force in /brit/. can i stay here for a wee while
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you can't get comfy when there's an invasion happening
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>>25968054
what is all this shit washed up on the shore
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>>25968054
Lock yourself in and watch it all burn
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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAP*

beans on toast lads
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>>25968054
the girl holding the sign looks qt
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>>25968098
her chastity won't last much longer
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>>25967988
I think it's because a lot of the lads here have been excluded from things. You would think that would teach them not to do that to other people but instead it's stuck with them into adulthood and we get "you ain't no robot bruv."
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>>25968098
She is not dressed in a pleasing way for Allah so she has been beheaded
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>>25968085
>Trumping in public

Shameful.
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why would there be a giant calendar in the middle of a town centre?
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>>25967984
>ITV
BBC > 4/5 > Dave > Sky > American Networks > shit > ITV
>>25968085
>tfw u will nvr berry ur face in the booty

Ready for bed lads
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>>25967910
How did you get DXM lad in pills or cough syrup? Which cough syrup is best (and available in boots etc) and do you have to do an extraction process?
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>>25968128
So you know what day it is
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diabetus is pissing me the fuck off lads. if this shit goes on like that i will just kill myself with insulin overdose.
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>>25968098
>>25968119
Looks like she doesn't want to make eye contact with anyone. Wonder why.
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>>25968151
it only has months
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>>25968042
>if you have all the ambition and shit to do something like that you are fairly normie.
You have a very strange definition of "normie"
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Hey lads, gonna stay in London for a week, and I didn't plan anything yet. I need a sitrep asap. What can I do, what should I do, what do I have to do? Anything to look out for culture-wise? How are the grills over there? How about that social justice shwizzle? Thank you in advance

also what the fuck why do you put vinegar on your chips jesus christ
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>>25968161
or maybe she's climbing over the pole so she looks at it so that she doesnt trip over it
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>>25968152
just fucking do it fatty. sick of your whining
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>>25968128
ridiculous modern art installation paid for by national lottery grant
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>>25968019
Wasn't talking to you mate, fuck off.
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>>25968172
whats your definition of being a robot? not having a job and playing minecraft? fuck off memeshit

if you play minecraft or not says nothing about your social skills/social success
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>>25968191
>keeps calling me fatty even though i stated numerous times that i have type 1 diabetes and am underweight
why are you this retarded?
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>>25968185
Salt and vinegar is alien to you?
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>>25968211
Nobody is saying playing minecraft makes you a robot
You're saying playing minecraft makes you a normie and that's fucking strange considering it's considered autistic by actual normies
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>>25968234
>diabetes
>not fat
pick one

oh wait, you already did lmao
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>>25968234
why are you such an attention slut?
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>>25968263
Can't the 'beetus be inherited due to shit genes and stuff sometimes, though?
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>>25968236
I'm also saying spending hours and hours doing something utterly pointless in a video game is hardly a normie thing to do (it's more like a sperg or OCD thing, in my opinion) , but apparently to him it's "showing ambition" which is somehow inappropriate for robots?
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>>25968263
again: why are you this retarded?

>>25968293
>hur dur I'm too retarded to google what type 1 diabetes is

>>25968276
why are you so mad? KEK
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>>25968310
>I inherited diabetus

kek, it's you who is mad fatty
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>>25968304
vidya is normie
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>>25968234
It's just obese anon taking out his insecurities on underweight anons. He does the same to tilde, just ignore him lad
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My mum made me steak for tea but sh always does it very well done so it is all dark and just tastes like ash. Going o feed it to the cat tbqh.
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>>25968353
Only shit like FIFA and CoD is for normies.
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>>25968152
Dude just stop watching then. retsupurae is an acquired taste.
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>>25968356
tilde is a genuine fatty, we saw him in the skype convo
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>>25968185
Just make sure you have your Quran with you for daily prayers
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>>25968384
All he ever does is say how he never eats though
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>>25968384
Fuck off obese anon
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>>25968370
never let a woman cook your steak
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>>25968412
which is ironic
given his size
the fat cunt
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>>25968353
What's not normie in your opinion?
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Lads what happened with poleaboo
And where do I buy munchy boxes
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>>25968468
He probably thinks starvation/purging actually make you lose weight.

The absolute madman.
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>>25967969

>spending good boy points on booze

Mummy is going to be proper mad she is.
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>>25968353
It depends. Normie vidya:
>fallout 4
>cod
>League
>CS:GO
>literally any AAA game with a few exceptions
Robot vidya:
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>KSP
>ARMA 3
>Hotline Miami
>most good but not well known vidya
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>>25968517
>Hotline Miami
Come on la
At least put Dorf fort in there
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>tfw I'm 20 and I've never been drunk, smoked or done drugs

Who /goodlad/ here?
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>>25968541
They were only examples lad, dorf fortress is in there too I guess
What even is dorf frotress
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>>25968517
Thee are massive are are probably more reddit tier stuff
>KSP
>Hotline Miami
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>>25968517
I've been playing Doom for 20 years
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>>25968517
Robot vidya:
>Every Japanese game that isn't MGS
>SS13
>Roguelikes
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>>25968139
CAPS
A
P
S

gonna pop em now lad
feels good
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>>25968543
Drinking and drugs are for normies. A true robot is free from pollutants and his thoughts are his own.
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>>25968543
>tfw this was true until last year. Booze is okay though lad.
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>>25968517
FUCK OFF FAGGOT YOU DONT MAKE THE FUCKING MEMES FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCKING NORMIE
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>>25968609
Have you tried putting them up your arse
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>>25968584
Doesnt change the fact they are both amazing games senpai. Just because reddit likes it doesn't mean its bad.
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>>25968643
>normie vidya player triggered
Elevate your tastes, plebian.
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>>25968615
I see your point but my own thoughts are depressing and miserable
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>>25968671
i dont play any videogames at all you fucking normie, all videogames you listed are for normies so fuck off you fucking wannabe robot. you dont fucking belong here. you belong to 9gag because you are trying to make memes.
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>>25968675
>he hasn't become apathetic yet
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>>25968671
robots are plebs though. if you have wide interests and are enthusiastic and have motivation to play videogames in t then you are a goddamn normie.
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>>25968675
>i see your point though
then you're a fucking pack mentality normalshit plebian who can't fathom the possibility of taking drugs and still being a robot. your low, plebian brain can't fathom it.
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>>25968689
Not playing video games is literally the most normie thing ever. And i guarantee that I am more of a robt than you, so fuck off you normalfag
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>>25968741
You can't be a robot if you take drugs. Robots don't need that crutch, we are self-determining, our own people.
You're a pathetic normie if you need drugs and I really pity you.
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>glucose levels went down by 20mg/dl within 10 minutes even though i did not inject any insulin in 4 hours and the insulin pump is turned off since 4 hours
evening ruined. if i stuff my fucking face with high fructose corn syroup to not fucking die of a hypoglycemia now then i wont be able to take drugs because it will take for fucking ever for them to kcik in on a full stomach.
you cannot explain that shit except that my fucking pump is fucking broken and injected something anyways even though it's stopped.
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>>25968517
>[Group I don't like] products:
>[Things I don't like]
>[Group I identify with] products:
>[Things I like]

STOP THE PRESSES GUYS
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>>25968756
how the fuck is doing everything a robot does minus playing videogames more normie than playing videogames ontop of it? you are having more ambitions, more drive and more motivation to do MORE Than me, those are all characteristics of a normie so fuck off you goddamn normalshit. every fucking 12 year old plays minecraft, you arent a robot you're a fucking pleb.
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>>25968766
I'm living on the ecstasy of my own intelligence
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>>25968766
you can keep forcing your shitty meme, it will never be one though.
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>it's a britfeel argues about who is a real robot episode
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To me, a normie is anyone that believes they have free will.
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>>25968766
Are you taking the piss mate? Being a robot isn't about being superior, it's about being a waste of humanity. It is not something to aspire too.
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>>25968669
this doesn't even begin to make sense
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>>25968845
>taking drugs
>intelligent

pick one
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>>25967876
>Polack

Get me a Zywiec and some spiyrtus you square headed fuck.
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>>25968861
As robots, we are the lone thinkers in the ivory towers. We have surpassed the need for human interaction and look down on other humans as they scurry about like ants, preoccupied with that which is insignificant.
We are masters of our own destiny and live life in comfort, we are not wageslaves, boyfriends or husbands. We are own.
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>>25968817
I can tell you are a normie becuase yo are getting so heated up in a debate on a mongolian sand etching forum. I can also tell you are a wannabe robot since you brag about it so much, and in what way does playing videogames equal having more ambitions, more drive and more motivation to do MORE Than you? It actually means having less ambitions, making YOU the normie. Now get the fuck off my board.
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>glucose levels keep fucking going down
>can feel how my brain dissolves
>can't even fucking form a sentence properly anymore when speaking
>"hur dur stress makes ur glucose levels go up" my doctor said
>get so fucking mad my stress levels are equivalent to realizing that a deadly car crash is imminent
>glucose levels still fucking go down even though last insulin injection, including basal rate of the pump, was 4 hours ago
you could hire the best diabetes professionals of the world and they wouldn't be capable of giving a proper explenation except random shit like insulin pump failure.
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>>25968918
>I can tell you are a normie becuase yo are getting
>yo
stopped reading there. i can tell you are a normie because you are talking like a nigger
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>>25968791
>>25968924
Lad, I think you need a tumblr blog or some shit. We don't know what you're talking about. I'm going to filter all these medical words you keep using now because you're harshing my buzz.
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>>25968938
You simply can't debate on my level
>stopped reading there
So you can blow off the rest of my argument. good job normie, you have subhuman IQ and can't debate for shit
>calls me a normie
>uses pepe
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>GLUCOSE LEVELS ARE STILL GOING DOWN
> THEY ARE SO LOW THAT MY HEART IS BEATING IRREGULARLY AT THIS POINT
WOOOW FUCKING GREAT REALLY
fuck this girly disease
sucking 100 dicks is less gay than this FUCKING disease
cant even fucking take drugs with this shitty disease, NORMAL LIFE IMPOSSIBLE
>hur dur bro u wanna go drinking with us
>HUR DUR NO I HAVE DIABETES I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT DRUGS ARE NOT GOOD FOR ME
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>>25968958
>all the britfeel personalities start WordPress blogs

Wanna read angryanons tbf
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>>25967783
yep, can agree desu
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>>25968917
That's being a fedora, not being a robot
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>>25968974
>You simply can't debate on my level
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>>25968872
I was parodying you euphoric style
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am i the only one crying from laughing at these clowns who think they are robots but are actually just fedoras on methamphetamines?

your posts are fucking hilarious
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>>25968974
>You simply can't debate on my level

haha oh wow
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>>25961945
ey this fellers slagging us off. He's right though.

>Racism
whos arsed though normie pakis and blacks are weird and stupid respectively. FACT.

>normies
Most of r9k is these days.
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>>25968917
Think you meant to post that to reddit

upboat non the less XD
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>>25968206
How about you fuck off twat.
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>>25969025
>crying from laughing
not crying, but i lost when
>You simply can't debate on my level
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>>25967886
>dota normie
m8 barely anyone in the uk plays dota, it's all about lol
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put a deposit down on the landy today lads

no more bus to work for me
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>>25968054
I thought poo belonged in the loo, why is it all over that street
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Ostracizing people that don't conform to your ideology by giving them a degrading label is normie. The best way to tell whether or not someone is a normie is if they label others as normies.
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>>25969038
Yeah hes right senpai. I just want a comfy thread. Why is that so hard.
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>>25969013
>>25969027
But it's true, thats why you are replying with fedora images. You literally are too much of a dumbfuck normie to comprehend my arguments. I envy your ignorance and stupidity.
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>>25968872
>>25968766
>>25968917

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

Since when do you get to decide what a robot is?
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>>25969056
>not playing smite
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drunk at home alone, broke, wish i were dead. enjoying saturday fellow cucks?
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>>25969056
>when less people play it it's robot
that's called being a hipster, not a robot
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>>25968185
How do you not put vinegar on your chips, you philistine
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>>25969094
I was the first person to use robot as the term to describe those for whom /r9k/ was intended.
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>>25969093
nah, you don't need to be a social retard to be capable of comprehending the arguments you posted.

I actually just read through your post and your arguments sound like that of a 12 year old.
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>>25969093
>I'm better than everyone else which is why I post on an anonymous forum for lonely, socially inept people
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Anyone else noticed how uncomfy these threads get on weekends compared to weekdays?
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>>25969126
>LE OLD FAG HERE FUCK OFF BEFORE I TRIFORCE
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>>25969126
>those for whom /r9k/ was intended.

You realise that /r9k/ has existed far, far longer than the feels and relationshit advice threads, right?
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>>25969099
Poleaboo had a wank to some EnglishMansion video and played Hearthstone for 8 hours

>>25969149
Schools out
Normies in
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>>25969149
yup. we're all lonely dick heads. unite in misery
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>>25969149
i lurk here every day of the week at the same times and notice no difference

no seriously am i the only one who notices no difference? it's the same shit every day
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>>25969144
I'm better than you because your arguments are like that of a child, littered with logical fallacies and ad-hominems.
>>25969140
>ad-hominem: the post
Don't bother joining your debate team kiddo.
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>>25969177
I can assure you I have been here since before you, since before this board was reborn. I know who should be posting here and, more importantly, who shouldn't.
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>>25969126
So what? How does that make you the one who decides what a robot is?
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>>25969096
I play smite sometimes for shits and giggles, if I've got people I can party with
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>>25969093
Do you honestly believe you can reason with anyone on 4chan?
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Who /scouse/ here?

Any la's about?
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>>25969216
You really haven't. I was here before moot nuked the board and bought it back, too. You're literally just making shit up.
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>>25969227
I don't like playing dota anymore, adding new items and heroes means adjusting to the meta and i dont have that mental strength.
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>>25969195
>you are what I oppose because you are replying to my posts
>you want to be X because you brag about it
>playing videogames means having less ambitions
very complex lad, much level
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>>25969219
As I said, it's my term.
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>>25969231
No, but I can try and humiliate them for being wrong.
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>>25969251
YOU GOT A PATENT?
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>>25969251
did you copyright it or anything? how can you be sure that nobody else has used that term in a manner like that long before 4chan even existed? quotation arrows also existed before 4chan, for example
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>>25969259
so far you only made people laugh at you for acting like a fedora
you gotta try way harder lad
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>>25969233
yeah what postcode. L21 here.
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>parents are home from the pub shitfaced

Fucking hell lads they called me downstairs to look at the cat luckily the cat had distracted them long enough for me to escape back upstairs without them collaring me
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Feel like Im a kid watching their parents fight or some shit, fucking grow up you shits.
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>>25969250
You haven't even tried to formulate an argument here, you just decided to strawman my argument, put it in greentext, and decide that was enough.
>you want to be X because you brag about it
Yes, that is true, at least in this case.
>you are what I oppose because you are replying to my posts
Show me ANYWHERE in my posts where I said or implied this
>playing videogames means having less ambitions
Yes it does, it means wasting your time on a fruitless hobby when you could be bettering yourself.
Are you really this retarded?
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>>25969125
Vinegar is absolutely fucking disgusting I can't believe it's common
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Who /weekend/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
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>>25969298
>called me downstairs to look at the cat

what was it doing?
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>>25969296
L23, It's quite a nice area.

Lucky really considering there are alot of shitholes
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>>25969284
>LE YOU ARE A LE FEDORA
>INTELLECT SHAMING MAKES ME LOOK COOL ON 4CHAN
I bet you dropped out of middle school because you were so good it bored you.
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>>25969314
These threads go to shit on weekends not sure if it is the wagies or the school kiddies or if people's autism spikes on these days for some reason
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>>25969315
Trying to have a debate on a chinese cartoon imageboard.

I think you've came the wrong place pal.
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>>25969316
Fuck you.
>>25969317
Yeah its a weekend
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>>25969355
Then why did you start it? You decided to reply to my posts and start a debate, and now your pulling it on me? I'll stop when you admit that you are wrong
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>>25969328
yeah its alright. Where do you go for a drink?
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>>25969397
I'm not the guy who replied to you
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>>25969339
>intellect shaming
nonononoooooo, i am not shaming intellect. being a fedora means pretending to have intellect/wanting to be intellectual while actually being NOT. i mean the arguments you presented earlier, and the way you presented them literally reminded me of a child. it was childish behavior. not a highly intellectual level. my fucking bluecollar brother is more intellectual than you.

that's what's fucking cringey. it's like faggots wearing a fedora thinking THAT ALONE makes them look classy while the rest of their clothes are garbage.

>>25969315
>Yes it does, it means wasting your time on a fruitless hobby when you could be bettering yourself.
so when you are wasting more time on 4chan instead of playing videogames it is less a waste of a time? at least in videogames you can achieve... something. it might be of less value but definitely more than just shitposting on 4chan, and once the thread is dead no one will give a shit about your posts anymore (if they even did in the first place). that being said: there is far more "robotic" stuff you could do. or literally just doing nothing at all and just living in your head. how does that sound? living completely on your own, no 4chan, no videogames, no nothing? if that's not being more of a robot than some normie who plays videogames then i don't know what is.

you know, my point was just ( i wasnt the other guy saying playing videogames automatically makes you a normie, thats wrong) there is other, far more robot like stuff you can do than playing videogames.
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>>25969462
>>25969339
>>25969315

FUCK OFF AUTISTS

>>>/b/
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>>25969420
Normally the village in crosby or south road near waterloo station.

Bearing in mind I hardly drink anymore.

You?
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>>25969482
PUNISHED HAROLD
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Since people are talking about Vinegar, putting a load on fish is normal right?
Whenever I do it I feel like some freak of nature, but it makes it taste so much better.
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FEELS GOOD TO BE A DUMBASS NORMIEEEE YES

even the most plebian, simplest shit makes me feel EUPHORIC

AND I'M GETTIN MONEY
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>>25969522
If you get anything from the chippy it's acceptable to drench it in vinegar if you so please.

But putting vinegar on non-chippy food is just wrong.
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>>25969462
Except I have far more intellect than you, which is clearly identifiable through the contrast of debating level in our posts. it is true that pseudo-intellectuals copy my writing style, but in your infantile mind that must make me a pseduo-intellectual!
It's true that there are more "robotic" things than playing vidya, however shitposting here and playing vidya are of equal "real" (whatever "real" is) value. they both ultimately achieve nothing, except perhaps satisfaction of the poster/gamer.
>>25969459
Very well.
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>>25968988
I've been type 1 for over four years now, ended up in hospital over a year ago cause my glucose levels went through the roof after a night out. I'm using a pen rather than a pump, can't get on the pump at the minute but I think I prefer the pen anyway. Things are alright for me now.

How long you been diagnosed for? You seem way more angry than I've ever been with it. Also, I've never felt it stopped me drinking, I just need to be smart with it (yeah, when I wasn't smart I ended up in hospital, but I hadn't been looking after myself for a long time before that).

But yeah, hope your glucose starts averaging out a bit more there lad
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>>25969497
If not the rev bar in town there...too many normies out though.

ever seen Purple aki?
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What cheap things do you guys eat for living?

I buy frozen pizza and live off those but I need to learn how to cook. Any suggestions?
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>>25969548
Stop being an autist please, both of you just shut the fuck up.

You have no intellect because you're arguing with a bafoon, if you were actually smart you'd get off this god forsaken website and do something more productive with your time.

Please BOTH of you see your way out.
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>>25969545
>Chippy fish
I'm not that desperate, cheap fish is godawful.
I always drench quality fish in vinegar.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYBODY NOW

LETS JUST GO FAST AND ENJOY OUR SEEEEEEEEELFES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU

HUNNID BAND HUNNID BAND DROPPED ON THE HEAD OF ANY NIG WHO WANT IT MAN
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So anyone needing accommodation? There's plenty of NEETs with their parents and shit here, lemme just draw attention to my earlier post for more response
>>25966380
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>>25969569
Oh yeah Town is normie central and most if not all are nobheads.

Yeah, i've saw him once or twice in town.
He loves those muscles doesn't he
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>>25969551
>How long you been diagnosed for?
10 years
>You seem way more angry than I've ever been with it.
that's just how i am. shitty genetics and losing it.

anyways it fucked me too when i drank alcohol. you just gotta have some insulin. when ur liver is busy reducing the alcohol then it will produce less glucose so you need less insulin. but you still need SOME insulin. also alot of alcoholic drinks have carbs and all... you probably know all this but well back then they told me "just turn your pump off when you're drinking". like actual doctors.
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>>25969588
>you have no intellect because you're arguing with a bafoon
False. I get pleasure in seeing my own ego inflated by those more stupid than me. Not doing something I enjoy makes me stupid?
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>>25969591
>Who gave these niggas the big head cheat code from San Andreas baka
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>>25969615
>wanting to sleep in the same room as some slob from /r9k/

idiot
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>>25969572
Frozen pizzas a shit. You can get 2 custom stonebaked or thin and crispy pizzas for 4 bongs from the Asda pizza stand. They're cheaper and better than frozen ones, you can get any sauce and any 4 toppings you want and freeze them yourself.

I always get them with BBQ sauce on the base and covered in meat (pepperoni, ham, spicy chicken and bacon).
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>>25969316
Are you using white vinegar or some shit?

You're supposed to use malt
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>>25969572
Stir fry. Aldi do a few good sauces, straight to wok noodles and bags of prepared veg. Cheap, quick and pretty healthy, plus a good place to start for making more interesting stuff as well once you know you aren't going to fuck up the basic shit.

Pastas as well I guess. Similarly you can get things like jars of sauce and just boil shit if you're really a total novice before learning to make stuff (even then it's simple shit, tomatoes and herbs)
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>IF YOU ARE A NORMIE, EVERYTHING HERE YOU NOT COOL WITH DAT
love that song ._.
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>>25969628
WHATS IN HIS LITTLE BLUE BAG?

Maybe...its best nobody ever knows.

i think most town centres are normie centrals but Liverpool especially because apparently its one of the easiest/best places to pull (if youre a normie). That and the high level of student/tourism. i fucking hate it. it angers me.

better off just going to bargain booze and getting hammered on my own and hating the world.
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>>25969702
The closest asda is 40 mins away by walking for me. I can't shop there sadly.
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>>25969615
>I'll never have visitors except when it's time to bring someone over for quiet intimacy :3
This makes it seem like a shit proposition, normie
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>>25969615
You know the reason most people with neetbux here who can move out don't because they're self aware fat neckbeards who never leave their room and don't want normal people to have to deal with being near that.
Is that really the sort of person you want as a room mate?
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When I get paid Friday I will have 10k in my bank account, what am I supposed to do with it?
People act like its a lot of money but you can't actually get anything worthwhile
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>>25969696
Pff I wouldn't do that, my flat is decently segregated and I need someone else to handle the expenses with me, last guy left. Don't wanna run out of money.
I should start being a little bit normal so I actually know people for this shit
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>>25969784
Quit your job and live like a NEETgod for a few years. You easily do 2 years NEETing with that much money as long as you live with mummy and daddy.
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>>25969784
Save it in a savings account, ISA or as premium bonds. The idea that you have to immediately spend money when you get it is one of the most ingenious methods of control the NWO has come up with.
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STORY TIME LADS

>be me
>get forced to move out
>rent a room out
>shared accommodation
>full of normies
>utter a few mandatory greetings
>mainly stick to my room
>weird smelly guy called 'john'
>overhear normies saying he needs to move out
>feel bad for him
>only goes out of his room to get beers in fridge
>fucking stinks god damn
>one night
>music blasting
>David Bowie Suffragette City
>its john
>"I LOVE SHIT!"
>what the fuck
>everyone is too scared to look in his room
>"I LOVE SHIT YES I DO, I LOVE COVERING MYSELF IN POO"
>I pluck up the courage
>open the door
>FUCKINGHELL.MOV
>john is naked
>legs wide open
>covered in empty beer cans
>SHIT smeared all over the wall
>"I LOVE SHITTING"
>Oh my god
>"Are you okay john?"
>"FUCK OFF"
>Overhear normies calling up the ambulance
>He gets cleaned up and taken away by paramedics
>A few weeks pass by
>It's a saturday night and all the normies are out
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>ignore it and hope whoever it is goes away
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>fuck sake
>open the front door
>no one is there
>BANG BANG BANG
>it's the back door
>open the door
>ITS JOHN
>he still has his fucking hospital gown on
>oh my god

(cont?)
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Are you guys excited for seeing Dele Ali's goal on Match of The Day later?
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>>25969784
If I had that money I would get
>a new PC
>prostitute
>cocaine
>start collecting something build a new library perhaps
>something comfy
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>>25969815
13k here. A house deposit one day. In a magical dream future when I have a salary job.

That or blow it 'travelling'.
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>>25969750
Yeah I meet GIRLS and I first meet them in REAL LIFE
Except not really at all

>>25969752
I can't stand anyone fat or with bad hygiene so this is a pretty shit source of people to offer it to yeah
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>>25969815
They would kick me out if I quit or just make my life hell until I get another job.

>>25969825
The interest of like 1% seems so fucking worthless right now, but I guess its what I'm going to do
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>>25969832
entertaining so far mate go on
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>>25969636
Holy shit I was going to guess you were newly diagnosed and that's why you were so angry. Yeah, I'm pretty glad I don't have regular problems with it. Been on new steroids recently after being diagnosed with colitis (just fucking put me down now, I'm 20 and falling apart) and they've been messing with my levels a bit but it doesn't bother me. I just correct it with some insulin and everything's good again.

Do you think you'd be better off on the pen? I assume you were on it then got moved to the pump. Did you have better control using that? I know where I'm from you need to have the doctors say you've had regular control for something like 6 months before they move you on to the pen.

also, wtf why would the doctors tell you that. Yeah, I just take less short term (humalog) with my dinner if I'm going out then have some food when I come home, helps justify chips after a night out I guess though. I know a girl I used to work with who would lower her long term when she was drinking but I thought that was strange.
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>>25969832

six six six
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fuuuuuuuck lads drunk parents are closing in on me...
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Poleaboo thinks he might play some vidya before MOTD
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>>25969832
>be me

Stop reading there, go back to Fark
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>>25969193
It goes a bit quicker through the week I think
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>>25969845
The thing about Spurs is they always try and walk it in
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>>25969850
I hate buying new things and use things until they fall apart, I should replace my laptop but I find it hard to justify spending anything when I know how many hours of a shit job I have exchanged for it.
Losing interest in all your hobbies is a great money saving trick
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>>25967967
http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/01/22/and-the-release-date-for-the-new-deftones-album-is/
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>>25969925
What does Poleapoo play?
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>>25969950
Nice reddit posting
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>>25969950
why don't the players all just go in the middle and run to where they're needed
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Lads I'm watching woman in black 2
Is it good?
Is it scary?
Is it before 1 or after?

Carry on my kik convo please.
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>>25969865
>I can't stand anyone fat or with bad hygiene
Yeah, the kind of people you'll find here will be mostly at least one of these.
You can probably just solve the hygiene problem by telling whoever it is to shower regularly, but the fat one isn't going to be stopped by asking politely.
Probably not the best idea if you in your own words can't stand fat people.
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>>25969832
(cont.)

>"John, aren't you supposed to be in the hospital"
>he barges past me
>sits down on the kitchen chair
>"John?"
>He looks up at me with tears in his eyes
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME"
>I was frozen
>What the fuck do I say to that?
>He buries his face in his hands
>Walks in the living room
>I'm still in a state of mindfuck
>Decide to go and follow him
>He's sitting watching fucking take me out
>"John, do I need to ring anyone?"
>"You fucking dare ring anyone and I'll fucking kill you"
>shitting myself
>those fucking psycho eyes
>Sit on the chair next to him
>We sit in silence for 1 hour watching take me fucking out
>hear normie walk in
>ohshitohshitoshit
>John is oblivious watching the adverts
>sweating like fuck
>"WHAT THE FUCK JOHN WHY IS HE HERE"
>John starts sperging out and runs out the front door
>Normie calls the police
>We give an account of what happened
>Still don't know where john is to this day

The weirdest person I have ever known

John if you're out there, please let me know.
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>>25969972
Thanks lad, now I know that joke annoys you sport loving normie freaks I'll continue to make it for every football post I see
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>>25969981
Are you the green guy or the white guy? The green guy is getting BTFO tbf
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>>25969970
Whatever is available on his 7 day trial of PlayStation NOW

Playing Saints Row 3 currently
Don't get the appeal, missions are quite short, the map is small and it's not that funny
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>>25970026
Yea, never gets old. Even with Reddit spamming it on every single football post ever
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>>25970070
3 is pretty rubbish mate. 4 is very very good. Pretty much a super hero game
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>>25970022
How long ago did all of this happen?
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>>25969832
Please don't this is very boring and obviously not real.
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>>25969845
Thanks for spoiling it mate.
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>ordered le weed vaporizer
>excited as fuck to use it after my last night of work tonight
>came this morning
>was in bed
>can't get it while monday now

Don't worry guys, I'll post some pics when I get it. I know you love that shit.
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>>25970026
You're supposed to say Arsenal though, not Spurs. It is from the IT Crowd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msN7HNncHik
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>>25970022
I bumped into a bloke I knew who'd been sectioned recently. Turns out he escaped. I was shitfaced so agreed to go to his bedsit. We were doing speed until 11am then he tried to get me to get three buses from Bristol to Weston to get more. I just went home instead.
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>>25970198
How does it work? Does it stop the weed from smelling when you smoke it?
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i can already feel the DXM niggas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6kI1131HLg

>tfw there is no need to be upset anymore
feels good
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>>25969981
First one was fucking atrocious, no idea why the second would be any better
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>>25970237
>going to Weston

Fuck that mate, it's fucking Balitmore out there.

What part of Bristol was he from?
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>>25970261
Depends on the one you get. The one I'm getting is very discreet. Little to no vapour and little smell so I can use it in public and people will just think it's a mouth fedora.

Another cool thing is you can use the weed that has been used to.make edibles.
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>>25970198
Which one? I've tried a few and they were all shit as the weed gets sucked up into the mouthpiece and most of them combusted it too.
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>>25970335
>Another cool thing is you can use the weed that has been used to.make edibles.
Unless it's a shit vaporiser whatever you make won't get you high.
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>Tfw once a shitter, always a shitter
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>tfw the friend you had from your gaming clan 12 years ago who you used to speak to daily had a law degree from a very good university in Europe now and you are a 2nd year uni drop out

Fuck sake lads, makes me feel suicidal to look at his linkdin

Shows what having rich parents gets you.
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>>25970289
BS16
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>>25970337
Flowermate 5.0S
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>>25970390
>good university
>in Europe
Haha don't worry about him mate, Europe is fucking shit.
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>>25970417
Europe is god tier man
>no chavs
>decent police
>decent civil service in general
>taxes are a bit brutal but everything is fucking shining
At least thats what it is like in the netherlands, germany and sweden are fucked full of refugess though. AVoid.
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>>25970417

He got his LLB in Europe, went on to do further things here and back in the Netherlands. He wasn't even that clever, he failed one degree but his parents made him do law (his Dad is a diplomat).
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>normies flatmates having house party
>need to make myself sick
>can't go to bathroom in case they see me

Feel really distressed and worried desu, like I'm about to have a breakdown~
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>>25970092
I heard otherwise

Guess I could make the switch, not like I was going to finish anything anyway
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>>25970448
pakis everywhere, the strange smell, nobody can talk english properly, drugs sold freely to a docile population
it's a shit hole, worse than islamic london
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>>25970392
I don't go down east Bristol mate too posh for that lot. I used to work down in Kingswood different breed of people there. East Bristol is a different city to North.
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Who /high/ here?

Currently chonging with a couple friends :^) eating some pizza

U jello or nah?
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>>25969551
>>25969877
i mean seriously lad, this is how my glucose levels just went:

21:04 60mg/dl
(after this i drank a glass of coke)
21:12 83mg/dl
(this is only 8 minutes later, can't be from the coke)
21:32 120mg/dl
22:44 148mg/dl
22:52 137mg/dl
22:53 134mg/dl

i mean seriously, why?? i didnt inject any insulin since over 5 hours at this point (the injection was merely 8U, so not so much that it should be prolonged to this point) and my basal rate has ALWAYS been fine. always. and now this.

additionally, i also turned my pump off severel hours ago so i have even less basal insulin. for whatever reason i need significantly less basal insulin all of a sudden.

and this shit happens randomly apperently. other days where i inject the same amounts of insulin i'm fine. shit like dat just makes me mad sometimes.

>colitis
sorry to hear that, respect and all that it doesnt bother you so much.

>I know where I'm from you need to have the doctors say you've had regular control for something like 6 months before they move you on to the pen.
>move on to the pen
do you actually mean going from insulin pump TO pen? for me it was the other way around, i went from pen to insulin pump. i like the pump since it's more convenient and you can mess better with basal rates and stuff. i also like not having any real basal insulin because that way when I'm about to do alot of physical activity i can work against it by turning my pump off.

> I know a girl I used to work with who would lower her long term when she was drinking but I thought that was strange.
ya makes sense, basal insulin is supposed to be for what your liver releases and a bit of other stuff, and ur liver releases less when you're on alcohol or other substances, though it also depends on howmuch.
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>>25970481
What parts of Europe have you been too?
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>>25967888
Half my class is called Muhammad. Wtf is that about, it needs to stop tbqh
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Having problems with internet and googling around. Just spotted this lmao.
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>>25970504
Why are you on here if you're with your friends? Not having a great time with them?

>>25970390
Only gets worse mate, it'll be marriage and photos of his kids next
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>>25970470
Why do you have flatmates you are 17?
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>>25970448
>germany and sweden are fucked full of refugess though. AVoid.
this. FUCKING refugeeniggers. i wonder if merkel is just letting this happen because the jews leave her no choice. The jews want this.
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>>25967876
I'm Kingston lad
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>>25970532
>See group of school kids getting on my bus to work.
> Only one whitey among them
>The futures brown, the future is pooing anywhere but the loo
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>>25970518
France, Romania, Germany, Norway, Switzerland, Spain

Anywhere that matters basically. And it's fucking dreadful, I have to go there because my work means I travel a lot. Europe is a really shitty place to be, poor infrastructure means low quality medical care and schools. It's barely second world in places.
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>>25970559
Merkel is a deep cover Israeli agent. Everyone knows this.
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>>25970581
what are you working? i am about to have a job in the industry where i travel alot, not sure if i will be able to handle it. I'm a sperg and hate changing my living situations

>>25970584
yeah man I've heard about it too and seen pic montages and shit.
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>>25970581
>complaining about low quality medical care
>the NHS

mate...
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>>25970536
We're having a great time, on here

hbu pham
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>>25970473
Well, I preferred 4. Better writing and gameplay

Currently playing just cause 3 myself
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>>25970390

Looking up the people I went to school with is fucking depressing. Most of them are married and or have kids, good jobs, moved to different place and have great lives. In comparison I'm an autistic mental health fuck-up who needs to psyche myself up just to go shopping.
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>>25970584
It more likely she was is still a proper communist, that why the EU is becoming the next USSR and she is a cultural marxist on top of that
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>>25970610
NHS is the best medical system in the world mate, other countries are extremely jealous and people come from all over the world to use it. Don't be such a plebeic bellend.
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AfD when
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any qt twinks in bristol?
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>>25970718
Not Bristol but how far are you willing to travel?

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>25970666
I never realised British people could be this patriotically brainwashed, I literally thought that was only an Americlap thing.

I bet you care about the royal family as well.
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>>25970765
if you have boyish looks and not a really deep voice then quite far
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>>25970781
Royal family doesn't run the NHS, do you even know what you're talking about?
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>>25970666
No it isn't. It's about average, whichever metrics you choose to look at (cost, quality, access, etc.)
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>>25970718
Are you 6'2, fit and with a big dick?
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>>25970824
No one said the royal family runs the NHS...?
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>>25970666
>people come from all over the world to use it
Yeah pretty fucking evident mate, probably a big reason it's failing so bad

noice devil trips tho
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>>25970819
>I am literally a pedophile
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>>25970781
The NHS is, unfortunately, our unofficial religion.
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>>25970846
You must believe they are some way involved if you felt the need to bring it up.
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>>25970842
im 5'11 with an average dick

>>25970852
no i just got molested when i was younger by another kid and want to get molested again as it was fun, wouldnt work with someone who had a really deep voice though
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>>25970481
>nobody can talk english properly
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>>25970819
6'1 and pretty deep voice but I have that twink figure

Virgin here but I'd be a good bottom I reckon

>>25970852
It's okay onii-chan I'm legal
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>>25970836
When you consider it as a whole it is the best in the world. This is an objective fact.
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>>25970568
Love the reference to Orange.
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>>25970504
I'm on DXM and caffeine and can't stop moving to music does that count?

like i just feel very uncomfortably when i dont move and when i move it doesnt feel exhausting at all for whatever reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6kI1131HLg
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>>25970883
No, I wasn't even talking about the NHS in that post, I was just pointing out how it is odd to see a brit that patriotically brainwashed. Due to your patriotism I assumed you must also enjoy the royal family. Nothing to do with the NHS.
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>>25970485
Literally a different county init.
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>>25970920
WHERE DO I GET DXM FOR FUCKS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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>>25967876
Woking, threw up on those telephone boxes when at uni.
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>>25970921
So you confirm you don't know what you're talking about? Thanks. This is why non-Brits like you shouldn't post here.
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>>25970904
No the States has far better health care if you are willing to pay.
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>>25970920
>DXM
Literally wat
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Lost my job and now can't afford to go out on the piss with my m8s

Feels bad man.
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>>25970930
haha I get what you are saying. It's because it's full of Somalians.
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>>25967906
Kingston the town is in Kingston the borough, not Richmond. Fucking mong.
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>>25969339
>Middle school
Yanks out
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>>25970975
I'm so happy to hear that lad
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>>25970975
>having mates
>feeling bad about being a NEET

you know where to go mate
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>>25967906
Kingston isn't in Richmond Upon Thames, blud...
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>>25967938
>esher
Can't afford to live in Weybridge like the rest of us? What's it like to be poor?
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>>25967697
that's basically how my home town looks now

it's sad growing up, watching it fall into disrepair and irrelevance
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>>25971012
>>25971004
Getting pissed on the weekends is my only release from constant stress and bad feels.

I don't like doing that alone
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>>25970955
>when you consider it as a whole
Part of that is the fact that it's free and widely available. There is no health care in the US, you need to pay for everything.
Learn to read kid.
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>>25970896
>twink
>Over 6 ft

hahahaha get real anon, you're just a lanklet
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>>25970904
No, it isn't, and no, it isn't.

It's actually incredibly difficult to rate different health systems against each other - the majority of the time, you are comparing apples with oranges.
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>>25971041
That's even better, thanks again lad
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>>25971037
Where do you live matey?
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>>25971075
>n-no it isn't
It's a simple fact that the NHS is the best.
From GP to surgery the NHS covers it all, we use it without even being aware.
It literally cures more ailments than any other system and has the most patients.

You must be wilfully ignorant or simply upset that you can't access the NHS, my guess is the latter. Enjoy being salty though.
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had a throbbing headache and cold at the same time which made me feel like shit lads. took a nap and the headache is gone now.
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>>25971054
this isn't good banter, mate
this is for feels
be respectful

>>25971125
IOW
Ryde
or I did
it used to seem so big walking down the high street, holding my mum's hand, asking her for some chips

i didn't know what half the stores were for, but they were all full

now 1/2 of them aren't used, empty, and the other half are just national brands

community center is black, windows broken, and the church isn't lit anymore, with broken windows
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>>25971163
diabetescuck here, they wont even pay me an insulinpump. germanfags get insulinpumps just like that. NHS is shit. deutsche BKK is better.
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>tfw a roastie has succesfully hurt me for the first time ever.
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>>25971191
Yeah but you get diabetes from being a fat lazy cunt. It's -entirely- your fault, why should the NHS pick up the tab?
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>>25970470
Feel like I'm about to breakdown too desu. Feel a bit lightheaded.
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>>25971207
oh yes bitchboi
suck on those cumstained meatflaps you cuck
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>>25971207
they always do
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>>25971043
>calling someone else kid
>defending the NHS
pick one

Unless you are dying NHS is useless mate.

I knew a kiddie who ended up accidentally getting KOd, smashed his face into the ground and swallowed a bunch of his teeth, he went to NHS for surgery to remove them and the dumb fuckers dropped one somewhere else back into his body. He ended up going private to get surgery again to have it removed.

My brother ruptured his Achilles and needed surgery it was over a year on the NHS so he went private and had it fixed in weeks.

I have chronic pain in my left hand and arm because I injured when knuckle when I was young and the NHS flat out refuse to help me. When I first did it and went to the hospital a fucking health care assistant told my mum it was fine and to go home. I went to see my GP a few years later as a teenager and she told me it is fine I am flexible... Yes I am flexible that is why I am in chronic pain... Once I have the money I will go private. If the NHS didn't exist I would have the money sooner not having to pay tax to keep chavs alive.

Nice health care 'service' you've got there.
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>>25971191
insulin pumps are shit for diabetes, they don't regulate you as efficiently as you can regulate yourself and cause more problems than they solve
germans are retarded as fuck and everyone knows it
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>>25967697
Why complain about Pakis? At least we integrate unlike those Shariah law faggots trying to police their zones.
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>>25971217
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_mellitus_type_1#Cause

and NOPE, i aint even mad. nigga i am feeling so GOOD on dat DXM right now, NO ONE can make me mad. NO ONE.

also I'm german and i have a pump
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>>25971262
>I'm german
salam alaikum, have you said your prayers today ahmed?
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>pakis out edition

Best ones. Thanks OP. xxx
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>>25971262
>krautcuck
Fuck off. Go and watch your women get raped by syrians you spineless cunt.
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>>25971248
they dont regulate you at all. a pump can do everything and more than insulin pens, for example more precise basal insulin distribution throughout the day. you have to enter all that yourself though. look up how insulin pumps work lad they're great

>>25971291
no chance nigga. also sandniggers are the best desu, they are the most alive, most extrovert people way better than germans. i just like them i cant help it. or maybe its just coincidence and i only met shitty germans.
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>>25971163
Bit of reading for you:

http://www.oecd.org/health/health-at-a-glance-19991312.htm

In terms of cancer, NHS does about as well as Chile and Poland. Survival after heart attack and stroke worse than Spain and Italy.

Like I said, NHS is, at best, in the round, about average. And that's if we don't choose to heavily weight things like heart attacks and cancer, which there are plenty of reasons to do.

Looking forward to seeing your evidence base.
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>>25971338
>Fuck off.
make me nigga. soon, /britfeel/ will be nothing but a meme.
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>>25971207
What did she do lad?
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>>25971358
liberals will defend this. FUCK OFF KRAUT
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>>25971352
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jun/17/nhs-health

>NHS best in world
Study carried out by some Americans, sorry mate but it seems I've stumped you yet again.

>m-muh guardian
lel, try reading the report it quotes kid
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>>25971180
That's good to hear. Hope the cold clears up also.
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>>25971207
Where is the surprise
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>>25971405
>this middle class student leftie calling everyone kid

stop
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>>25971256 (Paki)
Out
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>>25971239
I got run over and the NHS were fantastic. Sometimes they're good and sometimes they're not.
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>>25971434
>gets btfo
>tries to find something to deflect with
Nice try kid. Nice try.
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>>25971219
I am sorry to hear that anon~
Would you like to discuss it with me?
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>>25971447
he's right though, why wouldnt you hate more on the shariahfags? arent they worse??
i am neither paki nor am i in the uk so i dont know sorry.
is it just las epic memas amigo?
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>>25971341
>>25971358
Why do people post here when they know they're not welcome?
Stick to your own general about your shit third world country.
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>>25971460
I'm not even the one you responded to
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>>25971460
How did I get BTFO? I'm not the person you were replying too. There is more than one other person 4chan mate.

It is just embarrassing how you are such an obvious priviliged leftie Corbyn loving student and probably a SJW as well, yet you call other people kid. You're not mature mate. Stop trying to sound like you are.
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>>25971405
>The only serious black mark against the NHS was its poor record on keeping people alive
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>>25970544
He is literally 17
He is obese
He roleplays about pokemon on facebook
He cries on skype

None of us want him here, yet here he is
Hopefully he will die soon
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>>25971489
why do britcucks get mad when we post here
Nigga I'm part of these threads now. I'm not only one memes but several at once. Posters ITT think i am MULTIPLE persons.

feels good to be memeS
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>>25971510
And yet it's still the best in the world.
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>>25971520
Why do you crave validation so much?
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>>25971520
>he wants to be British so badly
>but will always be a cuck and easily identified by his poor English
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>>25971428
That im 24 and ive managed to avoid it thus far.
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>>25971464
I wish I could, but I have honestly no idea whats wrong with me.
It's probably just depression or something.
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>>25971545
It quite clear that report was politically motivated and the nhs only scored well because its free. I don't see how you can think its the best in the world if it keeps killing people and thats what a report that think its good says
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>>25971565
LOL I'm just shitposting here lad
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Hello Mohammeds and Ahmeds. Did you know Mohammed is the most popular boy name in the UK?
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>>25971405

http://www.iea.org.uk/blog/the-envy-of-the-world-a-closer-look-at-the-commonwealth-fund-healthcare-study

As I said, it's incredibly difficult to compare health systems, because in doing so, you have to make a series of value judgements which are necessarily subjective. The Commonwealth Fund report makes a series of judgements I happen to disagree with, and you are free to disagree with me about that. Interesting to note that NHS performance in regular Commonwealth fund report goes up and down.

Anyway. Cliffs notes for anyone who cares - in terms of health outcomes NHS is average at best, we love it because it's a symbol, and because we tend not to grasp that ease of access has costs elsewhere in the system - usually on quality.
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>>25971512
You do realise that you're more cancerous than he could ever hope to be? Almost everyone in these threads doesn't care about him or likes him. Just filter him or fuck off cunt
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>>25971588
>>25971627
>p-politically m-motivated
Hmm yeah those yanks sure have a lot to gain from that. Sorry kiddo, whatever you think of the NHS it's still the best in the world. It's an undeniable fact.
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why do i have to cough more after taking dxm, this makes no sense ._.
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>>25971642
Looks like you forgot your trip there autismo, nobody likes you (even in real life, which is why you need to have an identity here)
Pop it back on and fuck off
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Evening lads

Who /onthebeer/ tonight?
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SHITPOSTING ON DXM IS THE GREATEST FEEL

i feel like i AM the shitposts. it's hard to explain. but it absolutely feels like it

>>25971684
no beer but dxm which is somewhat similar feeling
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>>25971650
The common wealth fund wants to support umbongo care so they praise anything that they see as lefty like the uk health system. That is how they can conclude the one that kills people for free is the best
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WTF IS THIS DXM MEME SHIT FOR FUCKS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>>25971684
I'm drinking white wine because I didn't want to get dressed to get beer
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>>25971695
whats DXM m8?
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>>25967876
Epsom shithole here
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>>25971705
>common wealth
The NHS is an institution, it doesn't kill anybody. And the UK mortality rates are far lower than others - like the US.
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norn iron anon here, any other norn irons anons about or is everyone else LONDON


what are up to tonight anons, I'm playing some more darkest dungeon and getting all of my teams stressed to fuck.
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>>25971761
Fun game, hasn't it been released now? Whats actually been added?
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>>25971581
Sorry to hear that anon. Must be really horrible not knowing what is causing it. I hope you feel better soon and you can talk to me if you want~
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>>25967876
>tfw mcSlutsky's is closed now
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>>25971733
mate

i like you
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tfw want to watch a film but cant find anything I want to watch,
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Playing Rainbow Six: Seige with a blanket over me
Pretty comfy
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>>25971650
Eh? Are you saying the OECD isn't good sauce?

And please stop saying things are facts. When they are just things. That you are saying. That you have literally *just* been shown plenty of other people disagree with. Thanks.
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>>25971751
Fine the shitty unqualified immigrants working for the nhs kill lot of people not the actually fucking nhs as a concept then.

The report you are using to prove its the best are not showing it having a good mortality rate you mong.
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>>25971865
easy on lad, this is britfeel not a dating site.
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>>25971897
nah man not like that

but i did the same as you. im in my joggers so just robbed my dads lager from the garage. great minds think alike

and now i am hammered. ladsss
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>>25971881
Based on the extensive information you posted, I recommend Jack Frost (1964) as a film you'll enjoy
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>>25971887
These are literally facts though, I can't put it any other way.
I have purely an objective view of the NHS and it is the best in the world. There's nothing else that could replace it and perform better.
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>>25971936
Hey look lads, it's that guy who can't rotate a picture properly again
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>>25971865
Dressing gown drinking is where its at.
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FUCK ALCOHOL LOL, dxm is 10 times better and body feels less fucked afterwards. except when you go out maybe because of all dat GABA shit. but when ur home alone, DXM IS BETTER NIGGERS
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>>25971923
My dad bought me some Old Speckled Hen from the shops I will have a drink shortly just waiting for pizza
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>>25971884
Terrorist hunt is super comfy
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>>25971942
no I don't like old films. watched enough of them when I was young.
wasn't even asking for recommendations, just feeling a bit grim, always look forward to Saturday night movies but ive watched most things so ive only got the new stuff to watch, but that's all a bit shit also,.
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>>25971975
nobody cares
your posts are uninteresting
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>>25971975
nice meme drug
you're memeing and have no idea what you're talking about
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>>25971975
Don't you need to do all sorts of chemistry shit to it to make it not kill you?
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>>25971894
>failed at life?
>blame an immigrant!
They're fully qualified and contribute more than you do to this country
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>>25972012
>>25972026
>>25972044
stop talking to him he'll crash soon or move on
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>>25971948
No, they literally aren't. Literally.

Fucks sake mate, bless your cotton socks.

Here are a few suggestions for next time:

1) Assertion
2) Belief
3) Claim
4) Prejudice
5) Latent Fucknuttery
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>>25972059
Yeah like that Filipino nurse that murdered for fun.
What a contribution.
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>tfw chav neighbour is listening to DJ Bass Drum full blast

Not comfy at all. I already moved out of my big bedroom to the box bedroom on the other side of the house but it is still overpowering.
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>>25971815
Thanks senpai, I appreciate it. It's nice to be able to talk to someone about it.
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>>25972092
You're forgetting the fact that the international report found it to be the best healthcare system in the world.
So when I say it's the best, it's because I have the evidence to back it up. It's not opinion, it's looking at it objectively.

Why does this upset you though? Surely you should be pleased that you live in a country with the best healthcare?
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>>25972026
u wot mate

i took both drugs so i DO know what I'm talkin about

>>25972073
>crash
THATS THE THING
after some alcohol i feel like SHIT and have to PUKE and stuff, even the next day. AFTER DXM I FEEL FUCKING FINE. no crash or hangover whatsoever.

>>25972044
nah, except maybe if theres some other shit in it like paracetamol. not sure how you would do that though. if its just dextromethorphanhydrobromide ur fine. i did it countless times man and I'm fine my bloods are fine my kidneys muh liver muh heart muh everything SHIET nigga
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>>25971967
you are a smart man.

>>25971980
good lad get on it son
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>>25971570
Roasties will be roasties, no matter how old your ass is
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>>25972127
suck his balls you betacuck
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>>25971975
what cough medicine did you use?
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>>25972170
Oh I thought you couldn't buy it without all the other stuff in, and asking for it would make the pharmacists suspicious.

I don't really get hangovers anyway, not unless I go really mad
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>>25972200
My dad is threatening to kill him
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>>25972219
>I don't really get hangovers anyway, not unless I go really mad
for whatever reason alcohol fucks me alot. i only drink 1.5 liters of beer and have to puke 3 times and 2 times in the morning afterwards and feel like shit all the time.

and the drunkness i achieve from that amount of alcohol is pretty meh too. like I'm barely drunk at all.
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Who /selfloathing/ here
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>>25972307

>tfw when you barely managed to post your waifu twice today
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>>25972307
Naturally, it's almost a hobbie for me. I spend more time and effort on it that anything really.
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>>25972307
Yea senpai. I don't understand how other people can live with themselves.
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>>25972307
Me!
I hate every aspect of myself and think about an heroing on a daily basis~
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>tfw your series husbando dies and you won't see him again
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going fast to grimes desu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb_0LzBv894
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>>25972148
Methodology of CWF report subjective.
Even then, NHS frequently mid-table.
Other reports of at least equal validity (OECD for example) put NHS MUCH lower.
One report not whole evidence base.
You claim NHS best is fact requires no dispute in literature.
There is dispute in literature.
Bye.
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I can't tell if these meds are slowly fucking my shit up or if I'm just feeling my normal background shitness
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Lads my dad just went round my chav neighbours house and threatened to murder him if he didn't turn his music off so he turned his music off.
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>>25972515
your dad...is a lad
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>>25972515
Oh wait he's turned it back on. Fuck my dad is literally going to kill him...
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ALL THOSE LEEEEEEEEEEEEGS
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>>25972493
Objective means there's no dispute. This is one of probably many reports that find the NHS to be the best in the world - unfortunately you are burying your head in the sand and won't listen to any of them.

The NHS is simply the best in the world and we've proved it in this very thread. You're still evading the question about why you don't want to believe it. What is it about the UK having the best health system in the world that makes you so mad?
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That feel when your doing sit-ups and realise mid way through the 3rd one that you didn't wipe your arse properly.
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lads

a lass on tinder from my area i dont know just said she is out drinking in my town like 5 mins away

should i go out???
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>>25972618
Do you want to have sex with her?
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>>25972202
dextromethorphan hydrobromide monohydrate lad.
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>>25972591
4 > 1 > 3 > 2

Debate me edgelords
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>>25972618
Someone please incorporate the /britfeel/ rules into OP posts. This wagie/weekend warrior/unifag shit is insufferable.
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>>25972686

1 > 4 > 3 > 2

The hairstyle of no. 1 is a thing of mine
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>>25972127
What the hell is DJ bass drum?
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>>25972686
Going from must humpable legs to least
2 > 4 > 1 > 3
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>>25972686
Left to right I assume?
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HOLY CRAP LADS I'M GOING SO FAST TO THIS, I JUST HAAAVE TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU I DONT WANT ANY OF YOU LADS TO MISS OUT ON THIS ABSOLUTE BANGER:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv4-xZ9qkP0
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>>25972642
yes. she is a fitty

>>25972709
go fuck yourself
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>>25967787

What drugs?

It depends on the thing. LSD couldn't give a fuck about what you had to eat, for example. Antidepressants take a bit of time.
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>>25973031
DXm nigga. already took it anyways. i am already coming down
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>>25972977
go and buy here some drinks you normie scum just so I don't have to put up with you
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so i have assburgers yeah, and me mate said he smoked weed for the first time last weekend (he has it too) is it worth it to try and convince him to let me try some? i've never smoked before but ive listened to all the stuff surrounding it ad it doesn't seem like it would hurt just to try it once, what do you think lads?
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>>25973074
>it doesn't seem like it would hurt just to try it once

Problem is once you pop, you can't stop
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>>25973095
Its not supposed to be addictive though, right?
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>>25973118
>marijuana isn't addictive

Stoner-bro pls
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>>25973118
Its addictive but you won't addicted after just one puff
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>>25973074
Unless he's your best friend (normie ree), you should ask him to buy some for you

>>25973118
Anything enjoyable is addictive, how addictive it is to you can't be predicted if you've never tried any drugs before.
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>>25973151
sound matey
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>everything feels better on weed
>not addictive
maybe not physical
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>>25973182
>but it for me
the problem is, is that im not sure how to broach that and i think he got it from his loser asshole of a brother who got it from his local drug dealer. fucking hell have you ever stopped to just think how many drug dealers there are in your area? there like tescos
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Been watching a lot of gangster films lately lads and it made think that britfeel is like a gang with poleaboo as the boss
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>>25973210
>The nhs values the lack of addiction in its antidepressant medication above all other effects
scum desu
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>>25973247
Nah the hardest guy is the boss, which would be me funnily enough. Sure you can challenge my authority but you'd end up in an ambulance... if you were lucky.
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>>25973118
mate I'm heating resin on my downstem because I'm so addicted
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>>25973056

Fair do's. I just got home from the pub and replied to the first post I connected with.

It was a nice night. Now I have weed and coke to sponsor a gigantic wank session.
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>>25973233
>i think he got it from his loser asshole of a brother who got it from his local drug dealer
Most dealers are just some guy in a chain of guys buying larger and larger quantities of weed and selling it with a small markup.

>im not sure how to broach that
Go get a 10 bonger note from a hole in the wall, go up to your mate and say

>hey bro, next time you pick up can you grab an extra g for me?

Then if he actually likes you and it's not an assburger delusion, he'll say "sure" and tell you when he plans on next picking up, if it's today, you give him the 10 bongers.
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>>25970985
>>25971014
It's from the Fast Show, I might have gotten the quote wrong. Sorry
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>>25973326
I remember those days lad.

Back in uni, I'd heat it up with a lighter then poke a cigarette inside to collect up all the gunk with then smoke it. We called it a marmite cigarette cos they looked and tasted a lot like it, but they worked.
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fuckin corbyn. hes basically mr merkel.
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>>25973074
>is it worth it to try and convince him to let me try some?

If you're interested in it then you're going to try it at some point, so instead of worrying about that then do a bit of forward planning.

Firstly: is it going to interfere with your meds (if you take any) for example I'm on ADs and APs for my bipolar disorder but I still smoka. I shouldn't but I do.

However I force a quit every month for a few weeks (and get the night-sweats because of it) for a bit just to make sure that I don't get dependent beyond a short-lived physical effect.

Things are addictive because they start nice and then nice becomes normal and then "real" normal becomes not-nice. There's no magic to addiction, it's all perfectly rational - nothing you've never experienced before; it's just that your priorities that get re-ordered.

But! (!) all of this chat is about the long term. There is absolutely nothing wrong with having a smoke with your mate. It'll be fun and you'll feel weird for a bit and then be fine. Everything above is about the habit, not the odd smoko with a mate.
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>>25973326
I'm trying to do a t-break but I need something to take the edge off
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>>25973548

Just do something out the ordinary for a bit, like go for a 10-mile walk to see somewhere you haven't seen before. T-breaks are transient, you just need to get your mind off it while it flows over you.
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>>25973609
I can't sleep so it's hard to do anything when you wake up and it's dark outside
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>>25967697
paki here

"no"
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>>25973675
make your own thread instead of leaching off ours
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>>25973074
weed can be very beneficial if you're genuinely autistic
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>>25973659

Sure it is. But it's a passing phase, remember. So plan some shit next time you do this and it'll be a lot easier.
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>>25973828
first I've ever "chosen" to do

I'm smoking about 2g a day and never even get high I just want to get high again
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>>25973932
>first I've ever "chosen" to do

Ach, so this is the first. Just think how much easier it'll be next time. You'll know the extent of things - something you don't know now. You'll have no idea just how bad things are going to get (spoiler: not that bad) but if you've never been through it before then of course there is a lot of trepidation.

Chin-up mate. Play some old triple-A cheap games off steam to take your mind off things.
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I really miss you. Please please talk to me.
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>>25974099
I left for good anon, sorry. You can still read my blog though.
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>>25974099
She's dead lad

t. The guy whose dick she choked to death on
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>>25974125
what blog?
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>>25972472
How can an angel an hero though?
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>>25974125
>>25974139
Liars. Stop trying to trick me.
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>>25972307

Don't loathe yourself anon. You can be whoever you want to be oh, who am I kidding
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>>25974147
>>25974099
Why the fuck do you have to keep harassing her? Fuck off.
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Who /drunk/ ITT
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>>25974099
Maybe, just maybe if you wanted to talk to her you should try not coming across as a creepy beta type stalker?

I don't why you think the poleaboo method will win a girl for you.
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>>25974209
>>25974250
It's a meme lads. It's not even the same guy posting it anymore. I know because I posted that picture once a few days ago with the same I need you fluff.
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>>25974209
I'm not harassing her. She's not even seeing these probably.

>>25974250
I'm not creepy. I'm devoted.

>>25974288
I post every day.
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>>25974288
it's not a meme you dip
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>>25974408
>I'm not creepy. I'm devoted.
Exactly the type of response someone creepy would give.
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>>25974423
>i don't know what memes are
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>>25974428
I did everything for her and she dropped me like it was nothing. I would have done anything for her. Anything.
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>>25974526
What about being in an open relationship? What if she wanted to fuck jamal and abdul while you watched? You also wound not be allowed to fuck her ever. Only watch abdul do it.
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>tfw my dad went round to the chavs next door and threatened to murder them if they didn't turn the music down and now I am left to wait up all night listening out for their inevitable 'revenge'

never live in a council estate lads
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>had enough motivation and energy to play guitar for a few hours today
>strings wasn't been used for a month or so
>fingers smell all metallic from the un-used strings
>its the little things sometimes that make you happy i guess

Good to be back on the old hunk of furniture, didn't play anything really fancy, not been practicing enough, but was good to get some sound out of it again and have the fingers work
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>>25974569
>never live in a council estate lads
Why do you?
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>>25974620
Moved into it as a council house, my parents have owned it for about 20 years now but they refuse to move because it is right next to the pub. Apparently being close to the pub is more important than living somewhere without chavs/drugs/muggins/robberies/arson/etc etc

It is part of the reason why I am a robot, when I was younger you couldn't leave the house without getting in fights and stuff so I became a recluse. Don't worry though, at least my parents don't have to walk very far to the pub.
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