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manlet edition
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>>54022959
why si he so angry?
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>>54023094
small man syndrome
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plymouth
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plymouth
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maisie
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maisie
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depressed
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>>54023163
He's severely mentally retarded.

He's actually in a Turkish gang and the gangsters keep him around because he's funny.
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going to the toilet
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>>54025806
Wanking hurts gains a lot.

My gym bros could guess with 100% accuracy whether I've had a wank that morning or not when we were lifting in the evening just by my performance.

I've all but stopped wanking soon after I started lifting.
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>making fun of someone for their height
Literally female tier

#SolidarityForManlets
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>/v/ asks you for you're favourite films
>say Koyaanisqatsi
>they all make fun of you and call you pretentious
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Joseph Stalin, Malenkov
Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn
Juan Peron
Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock
Einstein, James Dean,
Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan
Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest
Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace
Peyton Place
Trouble in the Suez
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>>54025912

>replying to a 1 hour old post

kill yourself
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>>54025923
>bros
FOY
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>>54025002
I'll quite likely suck a few big dicks in my lifetime. No qualms about it, particularly because it doesn't need much effort and preparation.

I do have daily gay fantasies about taking a nice fat dick in my arse and him just filling me up with hot cum... but these only last until I've had a wank. After cumming I become 100% straight again and I'm disgusted at the thought of gay sex.

There's a wise old saying, that if you're trying to make an important decision, then you should decide after having a wank. It would be a nightmare to be having gay sex and then wanting to get the fuck out as soon as I've cum.
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>>54025909
same
might just end it all right now desu
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How do I achieve this look?
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>>54025925
Unless you can be a cute trap being a manlet is worthless.
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>>54023094
Because he is a Turkroach.
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me on the right
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>>54026014
do not think that is a good idea
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Pockets full of Queen Elizabeth IIs
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>>54026033
be robert deniro and ben afflecks lovechild
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Say you don't know me or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
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>>54026033
Who is that?
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>>54026033
CARMELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>54026075
spotted the pleb
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>>54026050
probably not desu
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>>54025912
>That video where they buy him one of those toy cars that kids ride around in and he thinks he is a pimp
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Have a feeling gayposting will be rampant in this thread
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>>54026075

Spider
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>>54026108
post template
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>>54025997
Ah, but what about prostate orgasms without touching your willy? In my experience they don't leave you as spent or satisfied so the normal post-orgasm aversion to certain sex acts doesn't really kick in.

Try it.
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>>54026108
>all those other ticks
>pretends his parents aren't proud of him to avoid another bingo
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>>54026120

>gif

fuck off
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>>54025925
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>>54026108
Literally none of those apply to me
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>>54026133
not in possession of it
someone else may be
>>54026149
am a proper wasteman 2bh my mum thinks im a dickhead
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>>54026122
*kisses your forehead*
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>>54026033

by being loyel to your capo
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>>54025926
You need to stop watching films and start enjoying Kino.
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anyone else here like to run their finger on the area between ballsack and thigh and sniff it?
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dad just gave me a small business loan of a million dollars
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too much of a pussy to even upload a pic to facebook ffs
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>>54025912
Kek we had a very short lad in school and we kept him as part of our group for the same reasons. He was very aggressive too. We called him Egg. I don't even remember his first name anymore.

I wonder how Egg is doing these days, I haven't seen him in years.
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mate always starts saying he fancies me and is bisexual when he's drunk
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>>54026261

im fine
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>>54026240
good lad
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Just tried to watch 4 films

Watched the first 10 minutes and turned them off

Am I watching shit films or is my attention span literally 0 now
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Trump
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>>54026108
ay lamo
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>>54026266
good post
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>>54026139
Yeah but it would be really hard to try and cum from prostate without also cumming from your dick. Leading up to the prostate orgasm you obviously become extremely aroused and ready to blow.
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>>54026261
that reminds me that we had a fat friend we simply called Walrus Man, I forget his real name...
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>>54026278
is this about me x
>>54026300
FOAL
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might get a domino's desu
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>>54026278
at least your car's working
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did anyone see the man kick the ball with a lot of skill today?

the man in question is Dele Alli
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>>54026311
You actually can wank, just don't go over the edge while wanking. Wank until you are close and then let whatever is pounding your bum finish the job.

t. expert
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>>54026356
make sure you get the big tub of garlic sauce for a quid
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>>54026363
absolute worldy

can't wait for motd
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>>54026363
https://streamable.com/7js9
exceptional tbqh
we're going to win the euros aha
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Car won't start
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Thinking of buying this:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-Spider-/181949061674?roken=cUgayN
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>>54026473
gorgeous car, but pain in the arse
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>>54025909
>>54026014
>>54026050
>>54026119

#sensible sadness
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He actually did it, the absolute madman
http://news.sky.com/story/1628377/french-refugee-camps-shameful-says-corbyn
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>>54026261
>>54026339
Back in school we had this guy who was like 6ft 3 and 300lbs at 14 and autistic.

We used to call him the guardian, because he could kick the shit out of every bully in the school if they tried to mess with our group.
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doing a poo
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>>54026366
You can cum from both prostate and then from dick straight after. I've done prostate masturbation before and prostate orgasm doesn't trigger your willy lethargy so you can cum twice pretty much.
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>>54026439
too easy
says more about the quality/effort of the defence.
any amateur can do keepie uppies like that with no pressure
shot wasn't even that strong or precise
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are we just genetic machines lads
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rate my fiance
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Am I a normie?
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>>54026473
Hey look it's you in the future >>54026473
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>Divine Bitches has a new training series created for only the toughest of slaves. New meat, slave fluffy, is delivered to Maitresse Madeline Marlowe via freight in a live animal box. Madeline's cold cruel Bitch comes out swinging once she digs him out of the box and straps him to the cross. Heavy single tail whipping, cattle prod, CBT, pegging in suspension bondage, mummification, ass licking and Madeline even fucks him and drains his dick before she puts him back in the box, sending him via freight to Aiden Starr in Los Angeles for day two of heaven! Stay tuned for part 2!!!!!

Download or keep looking?
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>>54026522
Early contender for most degenerate post of 2016
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Ever done a pilgrimage to a famous grave lads?
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>>54026473
Any particular reason why? old alfa parts will be impossible to find and will fetch a premium, and for that price you could get a proper performance car that will leave that shiteheap in the dust, a cosworth sierra for 8 grand, or some performance lotus like espirit or lotus. Or a mx5 :)))
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>>54026540
yes
i for one enjoy watching people fruitlessly trying to fight the dementia that will eventually ruin them
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I'm 6'1" lads, is this a good height?
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>>54026498

Bit like a beautiful girlfriend? You have to at least give it a go, instead of growing old and wondering what if?

What do you think of the Triumph Spitfire?
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>>54026545
i doubt your parents are proud of you fucking failure
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>>54026537
>mention euro 2016
>a triggered scotsman appears
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>>54026545
I see 7 lines, so yes.

I'm not
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>>54026609

fuck off scouse cunt
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>>54026624
>implying i like mankickball
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>>54026542
>Baggy, casual trousers
>Tight, formal shirt
>Autism boots
>circa 2004 hair
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>>54026508
>300lbs
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>>54022959

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""UNITED""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>CALPHIATE

HAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHASHAHAAHAWHASHAASHASHASASHAWAHWA243TRHAT4WEATWERHAWETHA4WTEAHT4A4THA34TAHAQHAA3HHAAHAHAHAAAA
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>>54026522
I don't know why you'd want to

a regular orgasm is like a turkish prison shower
a prostate orgasm is a pressure washer in comparison
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>>54026587
We visited our family mausoleum in Belaruse twice when I was a kid. Our palace is now a museum.

Great-grandad ran away from the fucking Soviets tbqh.
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stepdad just gave me a phone for free desu

didn't even ask for it
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>>54026473
>Power: 91 BHP


>>54026609
a lot more sensible than that shite alfa, but ideally get something turbo if you can afford the insurance lad for proper fun waheyyy
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dont tick any of those boxes
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>>54026607
Yeah but not like it matters because you'll always be an ugly anime virgin freak
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>>54026545
>tfw just one off a bingo
You have six which is pretty normie tbf
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>>54026681
>a fucking milk bag
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>>54026542
i reckon i'd be willing to give a 10 spot. nothing more though if i'm honest
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>>54026686
>Our palace
FOB FOB FOB FOB
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>>54026607
Not bad.
You can safely say you're not a manlet.
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>>54026686
what a pussy
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>>54026681
YOU CAUSED X11 TO CRASH YOU T W A T
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dunno if i can justify spending £16 on pizza
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3 grand for this

Seems like a bargain
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>>54026542
>those shapes she's throwing
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>>54026769
give it a go
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I'm 5'8.5" lads, is this a good height?
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2bqh
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>>54022959
Do you have the video where he's getting mad at basketball players ?
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>>54026780
banger
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>>54026684
Why the fuck would you not want to cum twice if you could

Your dick is erect and throbbing with pre-cum leaking out like a hosepipe, tingling to the touch as a fat dick slides in and out of your arse. Two strokes and you're gone.
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Bought some new shrimp lads
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>>54026780
steal
bet it's got no engine or chassis
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>>54026769
dominos do a tenner special tho
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>>54026680
>fat 6'3 autist with retard strength

didn't you have one of those at your school la?

actually, who didn't know a fat dumb autist you could take the piss out of all day and nobody cared? only posh cunts surely.
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wowee im a normee
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>>54026857
they do?
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>>54026826
the same reason you don't eat dessert first
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>>54026812
>Doesn't get compliments
>Has been called a good kisser
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I also got a new network cable so hopefully my internet won't be so dog
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>>54026794
bit short innit
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obadiah_Bush
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>>54026794
If you feel the need to add the decimal when stating your height, the answer is no.
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>>54026892
it says regularly
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>>54026699
FOB
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how much money have you got lads?

I have this plus £800 in another account
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>>54026851
Forgot picture fug
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in love with the weather girl lads
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>>54026780

I can just imagine driving around the local rural roads in that in my tweed jacket, beautiful girl at my side, picnic hamper in the back, maybe stopping off at a roadside pub for a cheeky half.
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give me a good film to watch lads
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>>54026919
£10k
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>>54026919

couple of mil
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>>54026919
don't even want to check
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>>54026780
i'm getting a vibe that you're not really into cars from u

do your research proper lad, spitfires are slow as fk

>>54026854
thats not a steal you mongpiece you can literally get triumph spitfires for 700 quid and the paint looks fucking shite on that one
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not bad
>vacation

FOY
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>>54026921
An another
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>>54026886
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>>54026926
No you couldn't because you sound like a sad creepy virgin
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bought some fudge
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>I can just imagine driving around the local rural roads in that in my tweed jacket, beautiful girl at my side, picnic hamper in the back, maybe stopping off at a roadside pub for a cheeky half.
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>>54026919

10k which I made in 1 month (have a method)
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>>54026769
takeaway near me does 10 inch pizza for 4 quid
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>>54026508
We had a friend who constantly spewed leftist propaganda and hated white Britons. We also called him the guardian.
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>>54027043
all me
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>>54026967
>buying a car for its speed
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>>54026865
You're a yank and have been caught out. Just admit it.
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>>54027043
nice of you to join us zhang zhu
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>>54027043
YOU FUCKING DID IT AGAIN

TWAT CUNT
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>>54027043
Fuck off paki cunt
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>>54026967

I actually want a Caterham, but they're proper expensive. Cossies are boring desu.
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>>54027067
thats expensive
pakis sell pizzas for a quid round here
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>>54027043
why'd you quote me so many times?
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>>54026851
>shrimp

Fuck off yank.
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>>54027043
all me
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Went to the pub with my boss and HIS boss on Friday lads.

We've had five pints each.

Think it will help my career?
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>>54026919
Few hundred quid from salary, 12k in savings

>tfw someone will post hundreds of thousands in their account and I'll feel like a poorfag
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>>54027093
sounds like something a yank trying to fit in would say tbqh
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>>54027122
don't believe that for a second IIH
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>>54026919

about 5k
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What's a good cheap car I can work on in the garage with my dad?
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>>54027173
what are your 3 titles within the organisation?
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>>54027038
good lad
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starting to think I've run out of films to watch lads
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>>54027173
if the banter was good then yeah

does it do it with everyone or just you?
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>>54027173
I'm your boss' boss, you'll find out on Monday
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFw--KOUtCE

donald is straight edge
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>>54027067
I'll give you a 10 inch for free ;)
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>>54027038
Real British fudge or yank fudge which appears to basically be chocolate?
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>>54027173

did they take turns bumming you?
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>>54026826
rate my rap lads:

(Verse 1)
metarhyming - i'm post-modern beyond a mere stark touch
subtext intertwined
i'm a dead soul in an alien car-cuss
contrived and hyperreal
this irony is worth the fill
instilling a shrill exemplification of a trill rhyming deal

(All yall niggas wana know how I do, shieeet. I tell you how I do - damn, nigga)

messianic - my lyrical brilliance is enervating
generating a mindless spew of penetrating drivel
mentally incarcerating

hegelian dialectically ex-pecting me to be synthesizing my flow
fastidious cats deconstructing my lyrical sly like Poirot
Lore folds a tale of rapping before rapping extoled - foretold to forgo paradise beholding wild rhymes untold.


Thanks!
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>>54027243

The Graduate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y_EMhWIcy4
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>>54027243
always happens at the end of the film year. watch some classics or rewatch some favourites
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>>54027206
how about working on your darn carEER to put some food on this table!!
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why the fuck do i keep getting emails about call of duty? what do they think gives them the right? I haven't played that bloody game since mw2 and I don't remember signing up for this
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>>54027262
going to roll a spliff while I watch this I think
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>>54027072
>>54027100
>>54027107
>>54027109
>>54027159

>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""BRITISH""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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is white genocide real?
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>>54027303
all me
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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201512149445931?radius=1500&price-to=4000&onesearchad=used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew&postcode=BT66%208AA&fuel-type=diesel&ni-only=on&sort=default&search-target=usedcars&page=1&price-from=2000&logcode=p

should I lads?
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>>54027273
idk based on the research i did it appears to be british
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>>54027293
No honestly lad I've watched so many films I've literally run out

I'm looking on IMDb and the only stuff left is shite from the 30s-60s that I absolutely do not want to touch
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tell your girlfriend to stay up out my DMs
might catch me in the BM with your BMs
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>>54027303
>leafy milk bag
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>>54027334
Christ she's fit
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>>54027219
Research Assistant
Senior Lecturer
Professor

>>54027251
The banter was good. We played darts and I won the first two games, followed by a win by my boss and two wins by my the bigger boss.

We've had a pint or two with my boss before but nothing like this.
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>>54026174
If guys said anything like this to women they'd get shit on desu
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>tfw she want's to meet next week

How do I make her fall in love with me?
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might give this qt's photo a cheeky like which is very rare of me
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>>54027243

read some books and expand your mind instead of destroying it
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want an english bf who can look after me while I'm welfare dependent. i'll spend all day preparing my bum and practising my oral technique for when you get home from work
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>a leaf
>A LEAF
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>>54027312
Simply observe the numbers, birth rates and immigration policies of every white nation.

The numbers speak for themselves without giving a name to it.
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>>54027327
Cat D, almost 15 years old, high mileage.

I wouldn't even spend a grand on that, let alone 2.
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>>54027370
nice! what do you teach m8?
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When no one is looking, I go to the kitchen and touch the food my flatmates leave to cool (or warm up, like with steaks) with my willy.
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>>54027407

post bum
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>>54027445
wondered why my dinner smelled funny last night
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>>54027370
>Senior Lecturer
>professor
>bosses of anyone

HAHAHAHAHA

within a uni it goes
>plebeian teachers
>department heads
>head of school
>etc etc
>chancellor
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I'm fat ugly poor and autistic

I want a hot gf

How can I make this happen?
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>>54027329
Good man.
>>
there is literally nothing gay about feminine penises
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strong genes will always find a way to dominate the weak of society. someone like trump possesses a tremendous will to power which is encoded in his DNA. what you see on stage is thousands of years of epigenetic development expressing it's power
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>Manager tells me that two new girls are joining our workplace
>Hoping that they're qt, might make a gf I'm really lucky haha
>They arrive
>Two hideous paki goblin shitskin sisters.

Fucking hate curry munchers so much lads. I think I might actually resign next week.
>>
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>>54027522
become thing, good looking, rich and not autistic
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>>54027379
b urself
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>>54026108
jesus christ i literally am a loser
>>
20 mins until im leaving for pre drinks lads
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>>54027522
read this
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>>54027445

during easter one year i stayed in my student house when my housemates left. i wanked everywhere. came on the living room sofas, came on the kitchen table and work surfaces, came on a qts bed.
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>>54026174
funny because if I were to say I don't date fat women I'd get shat on

wouldn't want to talk to these scum anyway
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>>54027540
>trump possesses a tremendous inherited wealth

fixed
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>>54027540
his dad reminds me of Enoch Powell
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>>54027511
The Senior Lecturer is my line manager, and the Professor is his line manager and the PI/head of the lab we are part of.
>>
Business idea: Pals battalions, but for /brit/ posters
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>>54027559
>ranch
FOY
excellent choice of dip though
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>>54027540
good thing Trump didn't inherit his father's hair genes.
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>>54027379
HOW? PLEASE RESPOND.
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>>54027540
>it's power
spastic
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>>54027611
>which he lost an simultaneously regained
>>
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>>54027536
is that the sweet shop in york
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg2DcasF2Y4
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>>54027639
i'm very hungry tbqh lid
still haven't eaten today
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>>54027522
You can remedy the fat and ugly part by starting to lift. I have seen countless women say that a guy had the face of a hoover but once they took their top off they started drooling.

Every man can fix his ugliness by lifting weights.
>>
https://youtu.be/aaltZRnebac
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>>54027665
She's fit too
>>
I literally only get one (You) per 10 posts

Some aussie can post shit poo poo shit wank and he gets a thousand (You)'s instantly

despise australians
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>>54027558
Shag them for a buzz la
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>>54027379
Pretend you don't care and have many other women lined up.
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>>54027615

his dad was in the KKK too

maybe his dad was enoch powells brother
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>>54027654
u get them from ur mums dad actually. if he didnt bald early ur good
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>>54027659
Playfully tease. Make sexual jokes to get the idea of you as a nonsexual person out of her mind. Be funny. That's about it.
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>>54027665
If she's who I'm thinking of, she has a really annoying voice
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>>54027702
fuck off shitskin
>>
Do women just serve to whine about petty shit, and make other people feel bad, or do they have an actual purpose?
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>>54027665
literal 10
>>
>>
>>54027664
>simultaneously
This word does not mean what you think it means
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>>54027664
he didn't lose anything
>>
Why do people not realize that the group that most heavily promotes racial inequality is in fact Black Lives Matter?
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>>54027702
Ew. I would unironically rather kill myself... fucking disgusting.
>>
>>54027698
have literally never got a (you) and have been on 4chan for 10 years
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>>54027558
>resign because co-workers aren't attractive
oh okay. that kind of attitude is going to take the jobs away from whites in the uk. youll be responsible for giving the subhuman filth jobs
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>>54027776
>Buying a Domino's
Literal pleb-tier
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>>54027830
suck me off lid
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>>54027804
nice tweet. think of something original
>>
time for ninja warrior desu
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>>54027665
where're the tits though lad?
>>
@54027698
@54027821
Poo
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>>54027853
prove me wrong faggot
>>
Christ lads, why the fuck is ITV so fucking shit?
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>>54027608
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>>54027702
Rasheed
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>>54027611

yeah that's kind of the point though, his genetics were able to acquire and expand that wealth. he is just the latest expression of a powerful genetic code, which has business acumen, insane confidence and ruthlessness.
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>>54027906
corrie is dece
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>>54027698
I average over one (You) per post. For starters, learn to pretend to be retarded.
>>
Sean Connery > Daniel Craig : Roger Moore > Timothy Dalton : George Lazenby > Pierce Brosnan
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>>54027906
funny way of spelling channel 5
>>
don't even care if she texts me lads
>>
Seriously love the Donald lads

want him as PM
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>>54027906
>Christ lads, why the fuck is ITV so fucking shit?
Poor people and mums
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>>54027946
>corrie is dece
>Middle-aged Manc woman detected
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>>54027911
lmao
>>
please give me a good film to watch
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>>54027975
Our Idris>the lot of them pathetic twats who were keeping the seat warm for him
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Laughing at the lad who hasn't got a (You) in 10 years
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>>54027981
fucks sake who am i kidding
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>>54027748
>>54027806
>>54027914
your mams on lmao
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>>54028008
classic
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>Hello everyone, I'm a student and my opinion about politics is...
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>>54027558

>work conducts all female interviews
>boss basically says "only hire the fitter ones"
>we take on 8 girls who are on average 7.5/10
>6 of them get fired 8 weeks later because we didn't need that many new staff
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>>54027973
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>>54027988
Donald Tusk?
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>>54027670
No, In Cornwall. It's from the fudge Wiki entry.

I have been to it when I was younger. Nice fudge.
>>
AHAHAHA LADS HAVING A LITERAL LAUGHING FIT HAHA

NEED AN ABSOLUTELY GRIM POST TO CALM ME DOWN HAHAHA
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>>54027407
this would be quite an appealing proposition if you didn't have a wink wink
>>
>>54028008
In The Mouth of Madness
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>>54028046
>2001

Literally everything from 2000-2005 is trash
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>>54028092
>trash
FOY
>>
>>54027975
Idris > pathetic white bois
>>
feel a bit sad for people who have to buy media
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>Literally everything from 2000-2005 is trash
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r8
>>
>Cornwall

More like Cornwill(y)
>>
city are losing
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>>54028092
this movie is a caveat for sure lad
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>>54028052
>QT episode
>"as a politics student at Nottingham Trent I think that-"
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>>54028092
>Literally everything from 2000-2005 is trash
It does seem to have been a pretty bleak cultural time
>>
>>54028118
Jesus taught fuck all though.
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>>54028136
Marina is a slag
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>>54028159

>gif

fuck off
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>>54028020
>>54028129

Idris is so cool. Is Luther good show?
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>>54028144
>(You)
>>
>>54027906

>watching TV at all

pipe down pleb, trying to read a book here
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>>54027756
A womans only worth is the hole between her legs she was born with.
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>>54028072
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>>54028136
plen /mu/drone
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>>54028174
HERESEY!
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might buy a Hotcha
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>>54028206
>And if you'll look to the port side of my humble boudoir, m'lady, you'll see my rather impressive bookcase. I would caution against reading the titles of the tomes, however; they would only serve to intellectually intimidate you
>>
hate myself
hate everything

want to die
>>
>>54028226
have you ever even been on /mu/?
>>
>>54025944
no ',:^)
>>
>>54027379
1. be handsome
2. have huge dick and the confidence that comes with that
3. have a fit body
>>
snowing out
>>
watching tv is like putting black paint over your third eye
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>>54028262
>tfw you can't help but crack a grin whenever someone posts a fedora pic you haven't seen before
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>>54028305
your arsehole?
>>
>>54028262
Do you have templates for possible scenarios or do you improvise?
>>
combination of sleep deprivation, booze and benzos is making me like i've sniffed a line of ket
>>
wish i worked in the stockport pyramid
>>
need a huge poo, I can feel it brewing
>>
had sex last night
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>>54028162
>>54028092
did u lads see this? great film
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>>54028392
>Michael Fassbender shags an underage chav and she pisses on his living room floor

Great film
>>
> not watching the Getaway Car
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>>54028392
>underage girl pisses on a rug

nonse
>>
>half korean yank messages you on interpals
dis gon get gud
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>>54028204
>show

Fuck off yank.
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Is Luther worth watch?
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Not a big fan of Women.
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Is it acceptable for men to wear make-up?
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>>54028092
>Amelie
>Lost in Translation
>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>Before Sunset
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>>54028347
alri
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>>54028488
women are better than men desu. more caring and sweeter
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chicago town pizza or kfc hmm
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>>54028496
>all romantic trash
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>>54028489
this confuses me greatly
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>>54028455
>>54028438
ur right lads, should have turned it off right then and there.
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>>54028030
>>
>>54028566
imbecile
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>>54028535
Yes we know it's you vocaroo yank.
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>imbecile
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Fuck sake
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>>54028646
>>54028646
>>54028646
>>54028646
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>>54028467
Knew a half White half Korean girl

She was pretty qt. A little bit on the skinny side. No chest, had an alright arse. Perfect belly though.
>>
>>54028640
nope
>>
>>54028118
but jesus actually existed?
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