Wednesday night blues edition
How do I meet people to make friends?
I'm just looking for some people in the east mids who I can meet up with occasionaly to watch anime with, play vidya with, we could go bowling, play d&d or go airsofting or just stay in get drunk watch some tv and eat pizza and ice cream. I have nobody to even talk to atm.
I always go to gigs alone because no friends it is fine mate no one even notices your alone or cares. Considering they are at the gig too that means you have a common interest in the band so they're not going to be judging you if you like the same music as them.
I just stand around getting drunk and watching the openers while I wait for the band.
I only go to punk shows though so might differ if it is some type of music that would attract a lot of normies.
How do I download games that are not on Steam? I want Dungeon Keeper 1 & 2 but they're not on Steam I think because of EA.
I want to download them but I don't want to torrent them because I don't want my PC to get aids. What do?
Mum who has recently (3 months or so) split up with step father is going out tonight. Just said "out" when I asked.
She's already found a replacement cuck. WHEW boy
You're waifu, post her
Jackie D tonight, like all nights. Almost through the litre now, fucking tragedy, I tell you.
>Polish girls friend is friends with the other Polish girls boyfriend
Small, small, world
Not enough 2D waifus being posted tbqh lads~
Wish I could join you mate but I'm laying off the booze a bit for awhile. I will probably have a drink on Sunday but I am trying to stay down to once a week for at least a couple of weeks. I am going to save the money I spend on an escort that is my motivation.
>its nearing the end of January already
ok then, been a while though
>browsing random uni qts
Poleaboo only watches her femdom stuff, this is distressing
>tfw I'll never be able to marry my waifu
Don't think I'll be able to make in it life lads
>Mum says tea for 8
>"it will be 20 past 8 now I didn't read the packet"
Fuck sake lads, told her she was cruising for a bruising and said I expect it on time tomorrow, bet I won't get it until half past.
I still love you. I don't care how badly you hurt me. Just let me back in your life.
>Ritsu, Mugi and Nakano "no fun allowed" Azusa all claimed as waifus
Who wants Mio and Yui? Maybe we'll get an achievement unlocked if britfeel waifus all of the keions.
Just been for a run lads (3 degrees brrr). Feels bretty good as always lads.
>tfw almost made it
Actually drinking tea makes your body cool itself down because it is like what is all this hot stuff going into me. If you drink an ice cold drink your body will activate its heaters.
OP Image looks far too cluttered, needs to be bigger or have less shit on the wall, maybe a poster that could change depending on the recent news? Would reccomend making frogs and feels more of a street sign than a picture too.
Need to get our shit sorted before january ends.
A lot of people do fuck all. Do you go often? I run about 3.5 a day but I seemed to have fucked my leg up. Shin aching all day. I think I need some new trainers maybe. I don't want to run on a treadmill like a gaylord but I think concrete is fucking me up. Keep up the good work.
>tfw using whiskey to wash down vitamins while listening to post-punk inspired by world war two
it's time to get drunk, fellas...
what's the point of being sober, anyway?
I'm not expecting them to be able to walk on water. All I expect is someone that can actually communicate.
Noice one m9
>Why? Haha lol x
>haha, thanks lol x
I havent put a kiss at the end once.
At least talking to a girl in person, treating them like the children they are works perfectly, yet texting them like it is another story.
It's even via fucking text not the app.
I've started to go on walks, my route is 2 and a half miles, and it's over fairly steep (and at one point a long and incredibly steep hill. At the top there's a church and graveyard beside it.) I feel really good desu, I've been doing the route 3 times a day
>Azn qt grill sees me last term after not seeing me for pretty much a year
>"Anon you've lost so much weight, you look really good. I'm having a party for my birthday, you should come"
>Is generally pretty flirty with me but I want to go get drinks with my m8s
>Invites me to the party a couple of days later
>Start talking to her last night after sending her a video
>She says this
Does she want the BWC or am I being too optimistic?
Literally went out and bought some sardines today lads, I've been stealth marketed by those threads on here
They're pretty nice tho familia
>what does britian have in common with 3rd world countries
If you do it a lot you come off as having one thing on your mind which makes you seem desperate. If you chuck one of those into a light-hearted conversation once in a blue moon it seems more playful and fun t b h
Isn't that a good thing though? Working sucks so if no one has to work that's awesome. We should be aiming for 100% unemployment so everyone can just chill and let robots do shit.
I don't have one but this was the original when I was younger.
alright lads what we all drinking tonight? i've got some gin and tonic
In b4 someone posts her without makeup, I don't care the transformation/bimboification aspect only makes me harder
Just had the fastest wank ever, must have been under 3 seconds at least.
Nothing gets me harder than seeing a girl creampied.
Does this make me a cuck?
going to see the GP about my crippling depression tomorrow, don't know what to expect lads
>implying real robots would ever show up
don't think it's anything a councillor can fix familia.
i am disgusted by my own physical appearance, i got fat as fuck really quickly and have stretch marks all over my stomach. can't look at myself in the mirror without crying despite the fact i have since lost about 25 pounds.
pic related: not me but similar
>maybe prescribe a small dose of antidepressants
Better go get a couple of mirrors, hows the back door looking these days?
>reading week at uni so don't have to go in
>mum decides to take some days off too for some reason
Why? I like having the house to myself during the day
honestly la im a medical student and i've researched this shit in-depth. nothing really works except laser therapy which is not available on the NHS and I don't have the money to go private. maybe when im earning some money next year.
i was in a town where nobody knows me when i was trying to get /fit/ and went to the swimming pool. literally everyone was staring, and i heard kids ask their parents what they were. i've never felt so shit in my entire life.
yeah, i have since gotten /fit/ but the stretch marks remain.
arse is fine mate but thanks for the concern
i used to play rugby for my school, a local club and the regional side. i was consuming a shit tonne of calories but it didn't matter since i was training and/or playing 6 out of 7 days at a high intensity.
i failed to make the step up to playing at a national level before i went to uni where i joined the medics team. i went from the aforementioned activity level to playing or training maybe once or twice a week at a far lesser intensity. combine this with the shit food and drinking of 1st year uni and i went from a lean 90kg to 125kg at my heaviest in roughly 1 year.
125kg (19st 5lbs) at heaviest. i am 6'3".
Who are you kidding mate? Rugby lads are always fat fucks in school. They're the kiddies who are too fat to play football so have to play rugby instead. You've always been a fatty now you're just even fatter and you don't have the rugby meme to justify it.
Don't worry, everyone respects a fat doctor!
And fuck off normie!
>in year 10/11 the boys got to play football during PE as stress relief from the real subjects
>Polaboo didn't want to play football
>so he'd play table tennis or rounders with the girls
>the female teacher told him to go into the girls changing rooms so they could all vote on what activity to do
>teacher pressed him
>some of the football lads went in there for a laugh, heard girls giggling
>polaboo still didn't go in
Regret it desu
But, seriously, it is a bit annoying because I see fucking jakies in the hospital with massive ascites (pic related) that swell up in a far shorter time and they don't get stretch marks. Obviously, it is my own fault for getting fat as fuck but I feel as though my skin is just shite
You'd be surprised how many doctors are robots desu. Mostly certain specialities like pathologists & radiologists with minimal patient contact. All surgeons are normies though.
>Bill Bailey at a Metallica concert
>Justin Lee Collins walking down the street
>Hugh Dennis sat behind me on a plane to Australia
>Cristano Ronaldo's mum at a zoo in Portugal
I think that is all the one's I have seen out and about.
Met Emma Watson years ago
>Always had high testosterone
>She beams 'Oh my! You're a big one aren't you? :)' While wrapping her arms around me for a photo
Biggest ego boost ever.
Walked past Stephen Hawking on the way out of a restaurant in Cambridge.
I'm also fairly sure I walked past Jimmy Carr on Trumpington street but it all happened so quickly I can't be certain.
I was with some Portuguese people who pointed her out to me. I always saw another Portuguese celebrity in a McDoanlds but I had no idea who she was apparently she was famous from some TV show there, everyone was telling me.
I also met the drummer from Kasabian at a pub stood around and had a drink with him, all of my mate's were sucking him off but I couldn't even name one Kasabian song so didn't really have much to say to him.
This has been the comfiest thread in a long time
>poleaboo not talking about revenge
>no arguing about tilde
>no angry or shout anon
Hope we can have more threads like this
watch someone fuck it up on purpose
I walked past Jimmy Carr coming out of the Apple Store in the Arndale Centre in Manchester.
I must have pulled a face like a right dick head because he gave me that look he pulls when someone says something stupid and just walked away.
I had one chance to say something cool and I blew it.
>got to sleep at 6
>wake up at 10
This isn't how anybody should live
This, Poleaboo can have Yui, some guys moving in on my turf too he's just a straight up busta please take Mio instead
>Poleaboo can have Yui
Yui may be a retard, but she still doesn't deserve such a fate.
Maybe machine operator anon will take her?
Poleaboo isn't really feeling anything or up to anything right now
Bit mad at the solicitor for not having collected his laptop yet
Less than 2 weeks before everything is destroyed
Dominic West dancingly drunkenly at a Roy Ayers gig
Russell Brand and Matt Morgan on a street in London
Alexander Armstrong on a street in London
Large Professor walking around Prague alone
henning wehn? he's a nice guy, met him too.
Met paul foot (comedian, underrated massively). He's really shy. His BF is like a cartoon of him - really sarcastic and about 10 years younger.
Also met laurence llewelyn bowen. Very talkative guy.
Craig Charles at Manchester train station. I shook his hand and said I liked him in Red Dwarf, nice fella.
I also met Tony Blair while he was the prime minister, also a nice guy but I don't think he was a good prime minister.
NO! You can't have her, go and find your own waifu from a show nobody watched like Giniro no Olynssis.
I bumped into Greg Davies at Wem town hall (he grew up there).
He was with his mum and wanted to go upstairs, but when he saw me coming down the stairs he let out sigh and turned around.
Ran into Poleaboo once, he offered to show me a video of a Polish girl taking a dump, then asked me if I would murder his dad for 300 quid. Weird guy, he kept rubbing his crotch while talking about me killing his dad for him, I turned his offer down and he started crying.
Saw Ricky Gervais walking down the city centre. Checked later that day and he was doing a comedy show in my city that night.
Pretty uninteresting story as I never approached him or anything but what would I even said? Don't really care about pictures or autographs so saying hello would have been odd.
>Azusa waifu anon can bring his daki.
I don't have the daki yettt only the cover
>not eating a gold bar
>not eating frozen microwaveable kebab
>not eating multipack kitkats
>not eating a timeout
>not drinking 6 capri suns one after the other
your childhood was a disgrace desu
Those pyjamas look pretty comfy desu.
Could this be the best biscuit ever lads?
demolishing these right now
>I've done the motion you do as if you were cumming but shot blanks.
Lucky, you've got the best of both worlds there anon. There is no worse embarrassment then when a parent finds an extra crusty pair of crumpled up PJ's in the laundry basket.
These bastards, though. Especially with tea.
Absolutely, I can only imagine how lovely it would be to cuddle with her wearing them
>you forgot breakaway bars
so i did
fuckin ell m8
wasn't that bad m8
probably eating cat and horse but still, not bad tbf
plus, i never was one to eat for pleasure
These milka versions were the best things I'd eaten when I went Fuerteventura
Do you think you'll ever leave this website?
It's runs my life at this point, and I've spent so long here that I can't relate to anything else, no alternative.
Lads do any of you remember Lanky Larys? I used to buy them off the mobile shop as a kid they were these big chewy things with sherbery inside like 10p a pop I'd buy like 5 at a time. I remember them being about a foot long round and chewy, came in lots of different flavours. Anyone remember? I haven't seen them in probably about 15 years.
Once saw Kanye West and Amber Rose shopping. No one else was in the shop and i had this massive urge to make a liposuction joke but alas thecmoment passed and i never got punched.
I fluctuate, sometimes I go months without coming here, others I lurk threads all day for weeks.
No clue, were they anything like Refreshers?
Haven't seen a sherbet fountain for a bit either.
Lads, just made the ultimate mistake of jumping in the shower without checking there was a clean towel on the radiator.
Had to do a mad stark bollock naked landing dash to my bedroom in fucking arctic conditions just to get one. Fuck me, pretty much third world in this house.
Anybody know these feels?
Anyone remember these? Fuck me, taking the piss on the unhealthy-scale.
What about these?
The worst thing was they were (unironically) made in Pakistan.
>Jermaine Defo (when he was good) also a turbo manlet
>Phil Jupitus who lives in my local area. Nice bloke
>long story but met Bradley Walsh and Kym Marsh on holiday and spent the 2 weeks hanging around with Kym Marsh's senpai, nice lady and her son's pretty sound
There have been others but I can't think of them off the top of my head
Asked about tattoos a couple of days ago and got this done yesterday. It's cleared up nicely now and I think it looks pretty sweet, for those of you who can't read Japanese it says "Kitty".
probably nobody will read this but i don't want to make a new thread and shit up the board
>dad left when i was 1 year old
>live with mom
>move with mom to another country
>fast forward be 22
>mom isn't anything like she used to be
>used to love her more than anything
>she was always there for me and helped me in hard times
>now she's like dead inside
>get into arguments all the time
>never wants to spend time with me
>gets 900 euros from my dad per month and i never see any of that money
>get 300 euros a month from 'her'(dad really) and have to buy food from it
>she knows i'm saving up and never pays for anything anymore like repairing shoes or barber
>treads me like shit
i want to move out but i will have to spend another year doing Internships and i'm not sure if i'm ready to live by myself yet
my mom used to be the most important person for me but she changed so much i would be happy if she died and i got a bunch of cash to live comfortably on my own
Church in Pakistan is strong supporter of UKIP
>I have not watched K-ON at least twice all the way through
>I sexualise the keions
>My waifu is not a keion
>I dislike any of the keions
>I do not own at least one piece of K-ON merchandise
>I have not visited the Troubadour Cafe
If any one of these apply to you, I'm afraid that you are a literal Paki.
You use Yank spelling, that makes you a Yank
Also you wouldn't be happy if your mum died, think about what you're saying
Do you pay rent?
300eu should be enough if you want to get some shoes repaired and a haircut, you only need to get it cut once a month anyway
You probably argue with her because you've been around each other so long, happened to me with my mum before I moved out and went to uni
Without a doubt he looks the most James Bond like
It's a shame the films he were in were basically jokey parody spy films almost
UKIP is literally for retards
I don't support any political party and am completely wingless and I hate all political parties, most of them equally, but UKIP I hate more than some others.
The people who support UKIP remind me exactly of the
>durr muuuh immigrants islam religion of piece u r racist
Labour voting lefties, just on the opposite wing.
Honestly, outside of memeing why do you support UKIP?
also, compare >>25902014
to daniel craig in a similar suit...
craig looks absolutely ridiculous
>Honestly, outside of memeing why do you support UKIP?
they have the best foreign policy (siding with assad to take out ISIS)
they're the only ones who want decent border control, and we are fucking full. I live in Birmingham
They want to stop corporations evading tax but not to tax them too much
Fair enough I suppose at least you have actual reasons
Most people say they support them because 'pakis out' which is fucking considering they are only going to stop EU immigration not Commonwealth.
Mate I'm not about to explain to you UKIP's whole manifesto but you clearly know nothing of politics.
UKIP wants to leave the EU, and its success has forced DC into creating a binding referendum on our membership. Currently many of our laws are decided by a partially unelected body, the current aim of which is to create an EU superstate that I personally do not want to be a part of. One of the hottest topics in the debate is the issue of immigration. Luckily we are an island and protected by the channel but you think of all the countries that never asked for immigrants, yet they were forced upon them when Merkel said it was okay for them to come here, do you think that's right? I don't. The fact is you can't sustain a society on an uncontrolled immigration basis, we simply do not have the space nor the infrastructure for it. UKIP therefore wants us to strengthen our trade routes with the commonwealth which we see as oweing a duty to, as well as getting control of our borders so that we may take in immigrants on our terms.
EU is great senpai get to go to other European countries and stay as long as you want and work and what not.
We aren't going to leave it after the referendum either. And the only immigration UKIP is going to stop is white Christian European immigration which isn't bad immigration desu.
Seriously one of the biggest issues I care about is the war in Syria
Assad isn't really that bad, we're literally just there to kick Russia's last military base out.
Pissing off Russia seems like a bad thing to do and UKIP seem to be the only ones who see this
It's the same situation with Donald Trump
Not him, but direct access to the single market and freedom of movement does not cover the fees we pay and negative effects of their enforced directives on our country.
Also read up on a little thing called the European framework for promotion of tolerance, you'll change your tune.
>European framework for promotion of tolerance
This reads like an Orwellian novel, it can't be real.
Went to put some jeans in the wash, found 40 in the pocket.
Right lads. I really want to lose weight. I used to run a lot and I was quite athletic but unfortunately I was in a car crash a few years ago and it fucked my knee up quite badly. Since then I've put on a shit tonne of weight and I'm now around 16 stone and I genuinely feel awful about it. Since I can't run anymore due to my knee I've went and got a bike, but I'm awkward as fuck now due to my weight so I don't want people to see me riding it. Is it weird to ride bikes at night? and if so where could I do it so people wouldn't see me?
>gonna go nightclubbing on friday and pickin up bitches
>revolution bars have 60% females for some reason
Why do the bitches seem to love this branch? not that I'm complaining, drinks are expensive as shit though. kek 4 quid for a vodka and orange juice.
>turned 18 two weeks ago
>went for my first night out
>went to Mosh in Derby
cheap as chips, too
anyone recommend any good places in the midlands area for a night out? helps if they have clubs like Mosh, too.
Na it seems like women willingly go there as opposed to the other bars.
Granted I would never waste my time going in some traditional shit pub for old people or that god awful rock-metal bar on the opposite side and neither would 99% of the female population.
I have no job and nothing, litterally no friends and have not left my parents house since (I shit you not) in a whole year... I'm chronical depressed or some special kind of depression, because the three therapist that I went to in the past 4 years told me that it is no "normal kind of depression".
long story short, I kind of follow on the side, the progress of my ex friends and what not on social platforms and see how they improve, get relationships, see their vacation pictures etc. and I think and feel like time has stopped for me... everyone is growing, getting older and adult, getting jobs, hell even a couple of girls I went to school with have even married... I kind of feel old now and am only 21 years old! I have nothing accomplished in my past, have a shit family, no future at all and no hope for a bright change in my condition, because I tried all kinds of treatments against depression, social bullshitness and so on... I sit here and it is like watching one of these movies where you see the characters evolve throughout the film, growing up, growing appart and getting an adult life with family and stuff... but you are just the watcher and for you, this time span in which this all happens seems to be for you (also like when watching a movie) way WAY shorter... I feel like it has been only a couple of months, but in reality I am this way almost for 13 years...
I also kind of have the urge to startz stealing shit or in some extreme cases even the desire to kill something, just so that I can live... somehow... I could never do that in reallity because of my being, but this deep desire is making me crazy
I know that I can't talk shit about this with this young age, but seeing my condition, that hasn't changed and even gotten worse since years and there is nothing even the doctors, therapists and psycho-docs can do, I don't see how it could magically change one day.
>tfw I'll never be as cool as her
or him for that matter
I litterally am fucked for good allready! "employment exchange" (or what it's callled in english) litterally told me, that I am mentally disabled like this and I have not many options, if any at all in getting a job, I have litterally no friends at all, my family is about to get fucked financially, I haven't left the house for a whole year and neither medicine, therapy or clinics could help me even a slightly bit so far I am depressed since 7 years old and suicidal since 11... and because I am german, the state of my country, does not add anything good to my mood. if things does not change this year I just will kill my self.
Lads, got a message from an ex friend asking me how I'm doing.
I fear my dad spoke to his dad (both played together in bands) to tell him to do this, so I told him that life is shit as always, how about you?
Is this the first step back to society?
Will I have a friend again?