Really fucking chilly edition.
my windows have been put in by a little NED so im fuckin cold as and i can hear every word a cunt says walking past and they can hear my music its fucking annoying
WHO ELSE WANTS TO KILL NORMIES? who gets really fucking angry and wants to go out and kill normies how would you do it if you couldget away with it?
who elses brain deicdes all day to remind them of being bullied or other shit that gets you fucking really frustrated and mad
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Mates how much does tesco pay night grocers (10pm-7am)?
I heard 2 years ago it was 7.20 basic + 1.30 10pm-midnight.
Then 7.20 + 2.40 from midnight till 7am.
However I heard they increased wages again to like 10-11 quid?
Currently got a call to meet the manager after a successful interview, but I already got a job offer for a restaurant which is shitstain minimum wage + tips and food(food doesn't help much since I'm on a special diet).
11quid an hour doing brainless night shelf stacking and enjoying the company of stoners/drunkards seem to be a fucking good deal mates, as opposed to being a waiter and never enjoying my bank holidays/christmas/etc.
I don't have any working heating at my place. So I have to sit in my room cold to death. Right now I'm wearing 2 jumpers and 2 tshirts to keep warm.
Yesterday was worse though. I had to keep taking hot showers as the cold was too much. By the end of the night I was drinking hot water just to keep warm.
Very excited to get the body pillow I ordered earlier
My tea consumption goes up exponentially as winter comes on. It helps tbf.
I think I'd lose my last shred of self respect if I ever wore a onesie though.
Exactly, I can never even get to sleep because it's just uncomfortably warm and bulky.
Getting in there before the other guy gets here
no, but I see things are really fucking chill there.
Like you see some 18 year old black woman slowly scanning shit looking bored in the tesco(same for the restockers) in the heart of manchester, meanwhile the aldi next door has like an army of cashiers rushing shit and people arranging tons of packages as fast as possible like some sorta chinese sweatshop.
Its fucking cold right now but I feel sick when the radiator is on, so I'm stuck here feeling cold.
And Charlie Austin left QPR, which means we are officially tinpot.
I just sleep fluffy clothed these days mate it means when I wake up I just gotta slip my shoes on and I am ready to go.
I also get really really drunk most nights so it helps I don't have to get undressed before going to bed.
Who /karl/ here? I'm binging TRGS right now. Funny stuff.
I'm going to try and lose my virginity this year, lads.
Unfortunately I appeal to the women that are 40+ but I've always wanted to bang an older woman. It's either an older woman or a fat girl.
Right lads just done a once over of the house everything seems in order can't find any source for the bang. All windows doors and everything locked and shut. I tried to scout the garden and out back, it looked all clear but there is a lot of land and bushes and it is very dark so we cannot be sure. I am most convinced at the moment they could appear on the roof although last time they did that someone else saw them and called the police so hopefully I will have some back up if they make themselves visible from the roof.
It's annoying because I want to watch my Japanese film and also have a wank but I can't put my headphones on now I have to stay up and listen for the enemy.
Mate you will be rolling in P's if you work for Tesco, I was there during the day but wish I could have worked at night
Once worked a Sunday shift which was basically like night and it was so so cotch
Do it lad, like the other kid said, it's robot heaven
>le singy balding scruffy Reddit man
Don't ever reply to me again you cretin
Can't go for night walks because it's middle of a town full of pakis and chavs
Going for walks during the day is boring as fuck because it's just main roads, concrete, pakis and chavs
Grey, grey, grey, grey.
Why did my family have to move to this shit hole of all places.
Had it cut 3 weeks ago, and it already needs cutting again
Fucking useless wanker of a barber. Didn't cut it nearly short enough. Usually lasts like 3 months before I need to go again, and I can never tell just from looking the mirror so that whole stupid mirror dance "is that ok?" is useless to me.
.....I always used to get my sister to cut it
>living in uk
>hear knock on door
>walk to living room
>look in door's peephole
>black, shadowy figure at door
>freaking the fuck out
>grabs desert eagle 50.cal
>walk to door
>look at my confirmed kill
>it was a jahhova
>mfw i killed a nice man
>mfw jahovas at 4:20 am
how was your week?
There's a new girl working down at the barbers hat I go to and she caresses my scalp almost non fucking stop
Last time when he was done shaving etc and shown me the mirror, she got the hair dryer out and took like 2/3 solid minutes blow drying my hair and running her fingers through it while continuing our shitty standard combo about work and travel
Fucking weird man
Not the right image but it might work for the guy
Are you going to be the bartender tonight?
I moved to feckin Dallas, Texas.
>White people are nice.
>indians run every 7-11( poo in loo type)
>Chinese run every donut stop.
>Mexicans cook in every restaurant.
>pakis now called A-Rab's
>Catholics devolved into Babtists, Methodists, Protestants.
>Jews devolved into 7th day Adventists.
>Males show superiority by making large trucks bigger.
I learned how to ride a horse mates. I'm only here for a couple months, got me a flatm8 finally.
Probably not 2bh, I have a mate that does this and likes their pictures, he liked one from like 3 years ago once and we were all in stitches about how he was obviously creeping through all her pics late one night
I'd find some other way to initiate a convo or something, like talking on a status she's talking on or whatever and starting a dialogue that way. Only works if the status is open to other people commenting, if you see what I mean. So if its a status about "Oh damn anonette we got so pissed last night xDDD" and you stumble in like "No way what did you guys get up to lmao" you'll just look like a thirsty freak
>drag jahova into shed
>cover body in potting soil
>decide to get coffee
>drive to a mic dolands
>order mocha frappechino
Sorry sir, our ice machine broke a few weeks ago. Do you want anything else?
>go fucking super sayin
>pull deagle out of pants
>"EVERYONE DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU FUCKING NORMIES!"
>all drop to the floor
>"now give me the cash and no one dies"
>grab some random kid
>"move and the boy dies, ya got it?"
>all are still
>lead boy into bathroom
>locks door on boy
>pulls out a bag of mary-ja-wanna
>scream at cops
>"ok i have several hostages, a loaded gun, and im pretty gucking high! meet my demands or the civilians all die!"
>"WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?"
>"an mocha frappechino." i say
>Trip to Trafford Centre with my family
>Don't really go out much with them, uncle, auntie and cousin tag along wih us
>Little sister just had her 14th birthday, got her ears pierce and is wearing a pretty short skirt, nothing too revealing but she's getting more confident in herself
>Used to be really shy, got bullied and it was so shit because there was nothing I could do
>Wandering through the huge crowds between shops trying to decide what sort of food we want for lunch
>Group of 16 - 18 year old chavs pass by us, one grabs my sisters ass and the others are all laughing, couple of "lad" chants
>Grab the little shitbag by his collar, pik him up before he has time to react and carry him like 10m to the nearby sitting area
>Throw him into the fountain
>Walk back and Uncle / Dad are grinning like Cheshire cats
>Few people cheering, guess other randoms saw what happened
>Dickhead chavs are too stunned to do anything and just mumble shit and walk off with their drenched mate
Fucking hell I've never felt so good on my life
I might take up some Muay Thai or whatever the fuck so I can do that more often
Talking to a girl I matched with on hot or not lads. I sent the last message, but I think she's fallen asleep, as it is 2.13am. How should I go about sneaking my number in there?
The convo is longer before you ask
Would it be an idea to say 'looks like you've dozed off, if you wanted to talk more here's my number blah blah or do as you suggested?
If so id have to wait till the morning, as I think she's fallen asleep.
I think America is pretty shit to be honest, we have a lot of "hard workers" but it's mostly just people pretending to do their job most of the day. And the funny thing is i can't get a job despite being a hard working person.
You are welcome in america though my friend, I shall marry you into our home.
>Would it be an idea to say 'looks like you've dozed off, if you wanted to talk more here's my number blah blah or do as you suggested?
That's completely beta and almost passive-aggressive. The girl will feel forced to add you and things will get awkward.
With my suggestion you'll go smooth and easy and she won't jump to conclusions (just yet, amirite?)
My thought is, 'here's my number, send me a text tomorrow so we can talk more' the number needs to be gotten as it makes communication more solid. Ie, a step above the app, where other people are. She said shes never done online dating and even said haha twice in one message.
>tfw when britfeel dies in the early hours
bitta rocket league, might play some cheeky dota if I'm in mood
got old off by mod
Feels like it should be fucking friday already
I'm still here. I'll always be here if you want me back.
>grandpa kicks the bucket
>inherit a shit ton of land that pays for itself and then some
>nobody ever bothers me in my comfy country house
>got a call at 1am saying that there's been an incident at an overhead power line on a bit of land I own and that I need to head there ASAP
>drive over there in my shitty white van in the pitch of night
>get out of the van when i get there to find a bunch of police, two ambulances, some dudes wearing those non-contaminant suit things and a strong smell of bacon
>walk up to the officer and nervously blurt out "mmmMMMMM is that bacon I smell office-SHIR" like a retard
>he looks at me like i just shit on his dog
>"No, three asian boys attempted to climb the overhead power line and got electrocuted, are you the land owner?"
>burst out laughing like an autist for about two minutes before I can talk without giggling
>tell him that I'm the land owner and present proof
>he has me sign a bunch of paperwork for about ten minutes and then sends me home
>didn't even get to look at the dead bodies
>just shook his head at me when I asked how all THREE of them managed to get electrocuted when surely one of them would have touched it before the others and alerted them
Fucking dicks, couldn't this have waited until tomorrow?
Goddamn Shirobako is so good. Season 2 when?
Shirobako got me through a good chunk of this year, hope it gets an S2
Time to feel inexplicably cheerful anon
Is this weebshit appealing for somebone who doesn't like weebshit much at all really?
Disliked Dream wench Merry the goat girl
Disliked Pooroo Poori
Enjoyed Maou sama get's a job at mcdonalds!
Disliked I want to smash my seed into imoto-chan! gee wiz: it's a good job, we're not blood related! and friends...
Do you follow me?
Will this show go into
Nope, this is all on whoever owns the power lines, since I'm more or less renting land to them. I had to sign to say that I'm not liable for this and that, and that it's okay for people to investigate and blah blah blah, so it's not my problem anymore but I might have to show up in court if the guys who own the lines get sued and if they get torn down I'll probably have to deal with some of it.
I'll be honest I haven't seen some of the ones you mentioned but I reckon you'll like it. If nothing else, it's a solidly written show with strong characters.
Being a show about people making anime, you might be a bit put off if you're not that much into weebshit, but it's enjoyable enough as a character drama anyway. Definitely reccomend.
Why was the red hair lady such a fucking bitch?
Do all shows have there X-deres in them?
Like in K-on, azusa would be the bitch, and YY the TOSHINO KYOKO lady is the bitch.
If I were to r8 the ladies I remember it would be
blue > stacked midget > maous henchman > red bitch, she is fucking nasty and makes fugly faces
I'll probably try and marathon it as of right now after it's DL, how many ladies are there to rank? Is the mousy brown hair green shirt the bitch?
Not all shows have tsunderes, and she's an example of the whole "bitch throws a fit and never stops" case of it. Tsunderes I'd actually praise would be Dalian from Dantalian no Shoka and Victorique from Gosick. They're tsunderes without being completely awful.
>Blue ranked best
You have incredible taste
I did watch Gosick, I think they rushed it at the end though
I did watch the other one too, I may be confusing them though, do both shows end with the guy going into the war?
I watched the one with the pink hair wizard loli tsuntsun too, to say I hate weebshit I watched a lot of it.
Shirobako has a pretty massive cast for a one series show, so there's plenty of waifus to choose from.
I wouldn't really say there's a bitch in them though. Some are obviously nicer than others, but it's not really a show that plays into the typical character archetypes (e.g. tsundere bitches).
I have the strangest de ja vu sensation watching this, I might have just watched the first episode a while ago
Was there ever some magic plant garden or something of the sorts?
>tfw can't go to the kitchen for my breakfast because people are in there
>tfw you've been freezing for a few weeks, bleed your radiator last night and mummy turns the heating on in the morning
It's warm lads, warm! Oh my fuck I can feel my feet
Morning lads. Sleep well?
I have these thick-as-fuck hiking socks with a fluffy lining left over from when I used to do cadet stuff. Feels good as fuck to slip them on first thing, everyone should own a pair tbf.
OHAYOU GOZAIMASU TILDE~
Another fucking day. Why can't we choose to die in our sleep? Why is life so shit? Why does my brain wake me up every morning to memories of abuse, bullying or how generally fucked I am.
who is thinking about doing themselves in in 2016? If I have another year like the last I don't think I have the strength to last much longer.
>who is thinking about doing themselves in in 2016
me 2 bee h
I'll make like a techno viking pirate, rape and pillage and smoke some dank OG doublebubble kookies kush
Go to each bully from school and execute them
Go to each crush and have some bum fun
Finally get to oneitis and shoot my self after I dump my seed in her shit chute
Because they're fucking actual demons and the source of much misery. Sluts deserve it. If ever there was an acceptable time to do so its now you could go and kill 100 women and upwards of 90% would deserve it.
I can't make friends with anyone
Really I talk to someone who I genuinely want to connect with and after 3 sentences they're already done with me
My voice is a bit annoying and hard to understand (can't do anything about that) and I've been sad and boring for a few years, but fucking hell can't someone give me a chance?
I'm around so many new people and it's just the same shit every time
I've been going to uni for over a year and except for compulsory group discussions I don't talk to anyone. I can spend several hours there without saying a word.
I'm boring, talk with a lisp and awkward.
Can't give you any advice, just saying you're not alone.
>awesome interview with night shift at tescos 2 days ago
>they said the interview period was 2 days
>can get a call starting now
I really want this job m80s, it's like 10-11quid an hour apparently and it's easy as shit.
I pay 350 a month for rent+bills and another 40 for phone and that's it, gonna have like 1 grand to spend on random shit I want(or in the bank).
If I don't get it I work minimum + tips/food as a waiter, which isn't anywhere near as cool.
The worst part is when someone comes to the flat and I want to be outside talking to them but I can't because it would be weird if I left my room, then I hear them laughing and shit.
If I leave the room and sit with/near them I'm still on my own, no one will acknowledge me and it will be extremely uncomfortable for me until I leave or they all leave and don't really invite me to come with them
Manchester is cheap as shit mate.
350 quid a month including utilities+council tax and it's a nice, cozy home too. Asian landlady always comin in once a week to do renovations/cleaning/etc.
>Yaaaaaawn better get ready, wagecuck. You don't want to be late for work
I said to myself in the mirror
>tfw even robots on /britfeel/ don't want to be your friend
>tfw 24 hours time could possibly be working
Sorry there's not much I can say
I don't like anime or bad music and I'm too self conscious to sing out loud
I have no hobbies or interests and I haven't been motivated to start any
That's ok anon, I'm on /britfeel/, I'm not exactly going to be in any position to judge am I?
What's on your mind right now? If you could be anything, what would you be? How did you spend the last 24 hours? Tell me anything you feel like talking about.
I want to be powerful, independent and loved by all
I went to the gym earlier today for the first time and I feel like I'm being ripped off by the personal trainer I signed up with and a little fucked over by my flatmates who introduced me to him
Then I went home and read for a bit and slept and woke up and now am browsing 4chan before I got to sleep again
How about you?
Won't pretend to be an expert in that sort of field, but I never got the need to hire a guy to shout FEEL THE BURN at you.
What've you been reading pal?
I'm drinking too much rum and trying to compose a message to my ma explaining why I'm dropping out of uni for the second time. So there's been better days, but I'm still live and kicking here.
Do it with a prostitute, it will be much better.
I lost my virginity to a girl I knew from college. She was quite a qt but it was really awkward and mechanical. About a year later I went to Prague and had a 10/10 Ukranian girl work my dick for an hour, when I finally came it was with the force of a thousand atom bombs while I squeezed her body and sucked one of her tits.
Requested that refund from asda lads, fucking cheap kikes shorted me 40p on a refund for some reason last time asked for 10 nong shims for 6.90 and they had 0 but gave me 6.50 back
paid 40p for 8 carrier bags only got 3
asked for over 5bongs back and I'll get it or I'm shopping at tesco from now on you green cunts
It's because I don't know what I'm doing and need to learn the equipment and workouts properly otherwise I'll just fuck up and look stupid
And I've been reading a song of ice and fire
I did a sort of uni thing about 2 years ago and failed it horribly because I was unhappy and couldn't study at all. "dropped out" just before the final exams but since I wouldn't get any refund at all they told me to sit them anyway. Failed everything.
Attempt #2 now a year and a half later. Economics major. What are you studying?
That's fair, like I say I'm completely uninformed about working out kinda stuff so I'm not exactly an expert.
How are you finding the books? I liked the plot and characters but the writing style was a bit chunky for my tastes.
I'm biology. How's attempt 2 going so far with you?
The books are great when you get into them. Sometimes I can read it for hours and get really immersed other times I struggle through one chapter
And I start attempt 2 in about a month, I'm not actually in the UK but I am a British citizen so I'm assuming that gives me the right to post here
The best "day after" food for me is bolognese.
When we have spaghetti bolognese my mum always uses a shit ton of mince and sauce so there's always some left in the pan afterwards. When it cools we just put it in one of them sealed containers in the fridge.
Nothing beats coming home, warming that mince in the microwave and then spreading it on a few slices of toast. Grate a bit of cheese on top for added pleasure.
>I'll probably be gravitating towards London
Unless your degree is something like economics or engineering, I would stay away from London. Great city but very expensive to live anywhere decent and not surrounded by scum.
Just remember that pretty much everyone has a degree nowadays since they hand them out like sweets and everyone wants to live in London.
I just remembered actually, he was just an 18 year old lad. If you're young and want to live in a city or have a live and see the world, this place is pretty much a prison for people who grew up here. I'm old so I'm happy being in a hidden land of quiet.
I can hear some bitch singing through the wall, it's that x factor audition type singing where they try to be as loud and forceful as possible. I have been booing and hissing loudly through the wall at the end of each song, I hope she gets the point.
It isn't really, that's the christmas temp positions in action. I had one myself, it was great, but it ended. It will be back up soon enough because they use them to stat pad, just as every government agency ever does.
Fuck man, just got some mad nostalgia from when I was a little skater kid watching CKY videos at my friends house. Good times.
Where did everything go so wrong?
I have some of the CKY's on DVD and occasionally give them a watch for nostalgias sake.
>Tfw Jackass on MTV
>Tfw Pimp My Ride on MTV
>Tfw Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV
Back when MTV used to actually be good. Now it's all reality TV bullshit.
We used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what we're with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to us.
It actually did fucking happen to me, just like Abe Simpson said.
>It actually did fucking happen to me, just like Abe Simpson said.
>Now it's all reality TV bullshit.
i just saw an ad yesterday about The Challenge, with a subheading like "C.T. is back and he's blah blah blah." C.T. was on Real World in fucking 2003. shit is unbelievable. i actively want ISIS to firebomb their shitty headquarters. it's the epitome of western fucking shit grossness. and i'm not even an anti-american edgelord.
Still, I take pride in the fact that what I enjoyed was pretty entertaining, rather than being entertained by when some ditzy fame whore farts.
IT REALLY DID
IT DID HAPPEN TO ME
I never really thought I'd say it but I'm actually getting pretty nostalgic for the early 2000's. Specifically 2000 - 2002.
>Tfw there will probably never be a time like that again.
>Tfw we can never go back
>person of colour
I think that term segregates yourself to those of us whom you might label as people without colour
you should check your privilege you are literally born with something we will never have you racist fuck
>just 10 hours and I can go to sleep and have a regular sleeping pattern
Try dartmouth brah.
Ghost town, 95% white, average age 60 years old, first mall(which are in dumps like torquay) takes an hour trip and a ferry ride, only a marks and spencers and coop with insane prices, no variety at all in the barely existing local shops(hurr fish n chips n pasties, absolutely nothing else), everything costs 40% more than manchester.
Internet is 10mb at the highest and is datacapped, only place to spend the night are really old fashioned pubs full of drunk old men, almost no women to be seen and definitely no young ones.
Fuck what a dump, even the eastern european immigrants fucking leave after 2 months.
>dad says the heating is too expensive to be on all the time
>parents leave for work
>turn the heating on
>turn it off before they get back
Who snug as a bug here?
After a year and a bit living back in belfast. All I can say is, I want out.
Maybe I'll put in the effort to get a job in Glasgow or sheffield. Or maybe I'll finally get the courage to kill myself. But i cant stay here much longer
According to our smart meter the total cost of our gas has gone up this month.
I'm not sure if that's because of the recent cold snap and needing more gas to get the house to the set temperature or just British gas being jews. But be prepared for 5GBP a day bills.
Makes me sick how left wing fannies in this country will cry about Donald "Can't Stump" Trump and how he should be banned yet they're not so fucking vocal when Mohammed is preaching hate on the streets outside of a Tesco.
Theresa May will sort them all out, we just have to make sure that retard Jeremy Corbyn doesn't get it.
I want to fuck a British animu girl!
I want to fuck a girl
You can get a herb vape pen thing for like 50, or one with the bags for 100
Worst bit is when you wake up thirsty as fuck in the middle of the night, and it's a tossup between ignoring it and trying to go back to sleep or getting up and waking yourself back up to get a drink.
Same, but even if I haven't already emptied it taking a drink usually wakes me back up anyway and I'm tossing and turning for about an hour again.
On the subject of sleep. Who else /longsleeper/ here? Feels like I can never function on less than 10 hours of sleep most days. Some days I wake up after like 3-4 hours completely refreshed, but that's rare. Should probably see someone about it.
Got my yearly head check soon lads, last year I was a little upset and go nine of the best head doctors and convinced them I was sane what should I do this year. http://youtu.be/8nrVrWkq_dc
>shit in the shower
Watching a really bleak documentary here lads
I'm not a fan of Vice since they normally write articles for morons and hipsters. They're like the UNILAD cunts now but they sometimes do decent documentaries like this.
I can't even imagine being in their place, I would rather be dead. I'd want somebody to kill me.
Personally I don't even need them to bring it up, my paranoia will convince me that they are thinking it. Difficult just walking to the shops desu, Feels like everyone is judging me.
Here's the poll.
>disregard votes made after 4pm
Why do you say that?
>B63 what is it?
First half of a postcode. Do you even live in the UK or what?
>Go to job centre to register for Universal Credit because their shit website refuses to accept my NI number
>Turns out I need a bank account in my own name
>Don't have one because I need a passport or driving license to create an account
>Don't have a passport or driving license because I don't have the money to pay for one
>Can't get the money to pay for one because I need my own bank account
Literally what the fuck even is this shit lads
This is the perfect body type
Raging hardon just looking at it
Do it, anon
you have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original
kek I'll ask if they come in gold when I go in to get it
I tell my mates everything, they call me uniballer it was funny at first but now I'm just sick of it
I know there's a few K-on waifus here, we've seen Azusa, Mugi and Ritsu, but why the lack of love for Mio? Without Ritsu, Mio would have 0 friends due to her shyness, almost capable of being a fembot. Plus she's smart, talented, has good work ethic, moe moe kyun and level headed, she's top tier waifu.
Forget about Yui she's just a fucking retard who needs her sister to wipe her ass properly and wears those slut tights.
Why are BT such cunts anons?
We had a fault with our line causing drops in our broadband every 15 seconds and static on the line. They sent an engineer out to fix the phone line and that was sorted, but keep getting drops in broadband and no consistency in speed (anywhere from 0.1 MB/S to 6 MB/S) and high ping/jitter.
I call up to arrange another engineer to ATLEAST look at the exchange and they just insist it's an interference problem, yet it still drops when nothing electronic is on in the house, excepting the router and now they refuse to aknowledge there's even a problem
GO FUCK YOURSELF BT
My waifu is Jun, most people don't understand desu. Mio is maybe just a bit boring.
Same with Virgin. Had consistent <1mbps speeds for about six months. Their forums were full of complaints about the same thing, all from my postcode, and Virgin still maintained that everything was fine.
It eventually resolved itself with no further explanation on their part.
Yeah, Wales and a mile from the nearest exchange box. A solid 6 MB/s is fine for where we are. But the inconsistencies and packet loss is too much together.
It's ridiculous tb/h fa.m
Poleaboo does not care. He just believes that you should not put his picture on it. Every thing else looks significantly worse when placed alongside the peak of humanity.
Be careful with what you say
anyone who trusts these polls art nuts, one person adding 30 votes a minute is no problem
rather you than me
Fuck me, poo in loo fixed the problem
we'll see if it stays that way
B A S E D
M A Y U R
Although it is ridiculous how after spending an hour on the phone to support, they couldn't do what this guy did in 15 seconds.
This is the shit that gets me. These problems have a fix that takes not even a minute, yet these fixes don't get done unless *you* make the effort and you're still charged full price for a service that is way below what you're paying for.
Fucking ISP's, man. Free internet when?
hmmm how would one bonsai say to another but make sure the polarboo heard I GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR SCARE.
>in brum they like cars i would go to car meets
>met people see if i could help and you know stuff
>blue tooth on of course and if i was really board i would follow the most interesting car home because i like flash cars
>making large trucks bigger
I seriously don't get this shit. I think it's the goofiest shit there is. Form of bro-autism.
Also they always talk down on kids who drive suped up honda civics and toyota carollas as if they are inferior. It's like listening to Sonicfags and Second Life furries argue about who has the worse fanbase.
Why Texas though? You get caught smoking weed there and you can do like 10 fucking years. I would've moved to California or Colorado or Washington or Arizona, or even Nevada since Vegas is failing and housing in Vegas is cheap as shit now. I'm a Southern California fag so obviously weed laws are paramount to my moving decisions.
>hmmm how would one bonsai say to another but make sure the polarboo heard I GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR SCARE.
Are you even speaking English?
Did they pull you out of the Thames yesterday after you fell off your floating door or what?
well I call them m8's but desu I rarely head out with them, maybe once every 4-6months if not longer.
I keep asking to head out a few times every week or so but it never takes off, desu anon I get the feeling I'm more like a guy you say hi to at work/uni than a friend to them.
which sucks a ton to realize, I have one legit friend and thats like a turk jd bromance which is pretty nice.
still no gf tho
Joining the army; four months because that's when my selection date is.
Already went in October, but got a six-month deferral to get my eyesight fixed due to my choice of job involving driving.
That makes sense then.
How is it? Being NEET is awesome. I literally sit around all day playing vidya, getting drunk, wanking and watching films/tv shows. On top of that I get to get up when I want and never have to leave the house unless I choose to.
Compared to wageslaving where every day is given away to someone else. I know which sounds like the better deal to me mate.
Literally don't reply to him mate he is trying to become a personality with his 'schizophrenic typing' gimmick but it is literally the worst gimmick on britfeel. He has no chance of getting into the BFF with it.
Nah I used to be a wageslave but due to wageslaving I never had time to actually spend my money meaning I had loads of savings so I just quit my job last year and have been living off my savings since.
I actually spent a lot of last year traveling around Europe but now I am just NEETing it up at home. I live with mummy and daddy for free so I literally have no expenses other than booze, take away and video games.
if you shared a house...
where the fuck would you put all the food?
how could 4 ppl fit their food in one freezer?
you couldn't stock up on anything.
you would need your own freezer, fridge, kettle, etc in your room.
then if the landlord came round they would complain your room was a mess.
and you could just go down to eat if multiple people all had to eat at around the same time.
it sound horrible living like that.
>Woke up and showered
>Cooked some brekkie
>Went with my housemate for a haircut
>Watched Bitter Lake with him on BBC Iplayer
Hows your day been lads?
>woke up an hour ago
>picked my laptop off from on the floor
>began shitposting on britfeel
Going to have a wank soon then might make a cup of tea but I really don't like getting out of bed.
I'd pay neetbux for my old chav girl bullies to pinch a loaf down my gullet 2bh
If someone offered you 20bong just to take a shit on them would you take up on that offer>
You are just shitting on someone instead of a toilet
>woke up at 11am
>cheese on toast for breakfast
>started drinking jd and coke at 12
>its now 4 and i'm eating green giant sweetcorn from the tin
if im in overdraft can i just open a new bank account to avoid paying it?
They charge interest for overdrafts anon, if you ignore it, eventually it'll be more than a couple hundred squid. If you phone them up, they usually work some sort of plan to rectify it
>missed 3 days of uni
>will now be working all day every day until Monday to catch up
Anyone else done graphic design before? It's certainly a good course but I feel totally stressed to miss a single day and it's only the first year. It's so ridiculously time consuming compared to every other firstie course
I worked my absolute balls off and didn't even get the best grade last term, fml
Sure but there aren't any jobs that I enjoy so no chance of that lol
I am currently keeping an eye on wageslaving as my savings will run out sometime next year, but I would only go for something part time 2 or 3 days a week which was within walking distance of my house or a temporary contract so I could put like 4-6 months in to top my savings back up then go back to living like a NEETgod
Hey guys, after 9 months finally got my ESA interview. Hopefully i can get an extra 20 a fornight now or whatever it is.
Thing is, i'm 25 now almost 26. I don't even look for a job most weeks. I've put off applying to a place for a week already and i'm just doing nothing to help myself.
I have hearing loss so it rekt my confidence futher than it already was. I don't learn sign language or lip read.
What should i do.. Average gcse's like C's and D's mostly. No A levels or AS levels.
I just kinda sit here taking it day to day. Only alive because my parents house me and feed me. lol
Could probably teach yourself sign language with youtube, then when you go to see ESA people ask to have a translator, and then they'll see you're disabled and give you neetbux 4 lyfe.
>tfw even sign language is racist. tick, tick
come stand where i can see you
This is as much as I have done of the old op image.
putting an inside, inside the shop is quite a difficult thing to do, its ends up being too distracting.
no actually, I have done it, its been a long time since but yea.
like, ill have a girl all dressed up infront of my ready go, and then something stupid will happen that I have to get done before I can have sex. but I never get to have the sex.
cockblocked by my own dreams.
but if I did actually get to have sex, I might have a wet dream or something.
>like, ill have a girl all dressed up infront of my ready go, and then something stupid will happen that I have to get done before I can have sex. but I never get to have the sex.
I know this feel mate. I'm not a virgin though it is just my mind cockblocking me
I have had sex in dreams before and even did it when I was a virgin but 9/10 times there'll be a swerve right before penetration and something else will happen.
>get phone call from agency
>"Hey Robert it's agency"
>"This is Anon"
>"....JUST give me a second"
>elevator/phone hold music
>"Sorry about that Anon, I'm afraid we've accidentally put you down as Robert, we'll have to reschedule your medical assessment"
>mfw more neeting to continue
currently undecided personally...
somebody/s wanted to see the job center there. so theres a mocjk up for that.
ignore the windows, and roof, I was just experimenting and haven't replaced them with anything better.
then the other one had something to just graffiti on.
so yea I still dont have a clue, ill deal with it when I get to it.
im only doing it for fun now, not trying to compete with 2016 op image guy.
heres another with the shop in the middle. trying to tie the whole thing together more.
so many options...
i know this not to be true, not being able to tantric mastbate
>its 2016 why have you stopped learning
>don't swear sheep you still want to move into politics one day
>johny 5 ne'er had a circuit loose like my man
well, you better get used to it, cos I aint doing it all year.
I think hes decent at photoshopping, and has the ability to do it. and tank god someone's even bothering cos you can be a nasty lot.
I just think that the feeling is, his composition is limiting.
and people cant see room for expansion.
it needs more space to insert people like we did with the jc doorway.
I watched the k-on movie, even tho im not into anime, the skies stuck with me.
Not him you're replying to but me personally would be happy with just the current one you're doing and just crossing off the months.
It's a nice gesture that you're still making one for the year so I myself appreciate it.
now i know even if you did't see me pop up in that chat room make you and your crew jump into
i'm assumingthis thread is where you pass through.
pictured. greater than you.
>gg on the wrong side of madness. yoda be be goblin bonsai leaves EVERY TIME he come visits.
okay, there you go. its at an angle cos the month board is angled too, but you can rotate it to straighten it,
>what if some evil cunt biscuit made the call, hit the lightning every time you see the bonsai leave?
>would you follow that guy or be like me, the weakest and the strongest core crew player not the boss but a leader, just warming up lads.
if this is for esa then you're fucked.
you realise that they literally try trick you into answering questions a specific way
you just fell into their trap
1. they now know you can answer the phone independently
2. they now know you can liaise with people over the phone
you dun goofed boy
Never gets out of bed anon here
I just got up to go take a piss and my calves are absolutely killing me to the point I can't walk without looking like a spacker. It literally feels like I've been out running but I never get out of bed so I dunno how I could feel like that.
I started not getting out of bed just over a month ago. Like I said before I will get up to use the toilet and collect food and once a week for a shower but that is all.
I had to get up on Christmas day to interact with my family but apart from that pretty much just for pissing and carry food into my room.
Might as well call myself 'Haven't spoken to anyone besides my parents in six months anon'
that cant be good for your mental health.
I know as a depressive, the act of getting out of bed, putting clothes on, brushing my teeth and sitting in a separate location help me feel im actually doing
to lay in bed would make me feel like id totally given up
Think I might try my hand at becoming a professional quiz player. I have exhausted every other opportunity of ascending neethood at this point. I figure once you memorize the big categories like sport, olympics, countries geography, world politicians and historical leaders, wars, music charts etc, you're already in the 99th percentile. How many facts do you think you would need to make a viable means of living? I reckon I could learn at least three hundred new anki cards every day if I put in a few hours
>almost 24 hours since tesco interview sessions ended
>still no call or email about that awesome night shift interview
Mates... I want that cushy 11quid an hour, I don't wana fucking work in a restaurant when I can make loads more money doing brainlessly easy work with almost no customers.
My nigger. That's how I learned over 2000 Japanese characters
No money in quizzes though unless you get lucky on a TV show.
A lot of the plebby as fuck TV shows use pop culture as questions now as well, and there's no realistic way of learning all of that.
What do you mean? I just lay here with my laptop and then I have my vidya next to me and my TV at the end of the bed. I mostly just lay with my laptop then I can sit up a bit if I am playing vidya. It's a comfy as fuck. That's why I never leave. I just lay here warm and toasty in all my blankies like a cocoon.
i used to make 43.5 offshore per hour, i honestly thought we were over paid but it's a position not for everybody, and my autism was apparent but still got board fuck I'm a knob
>jappy as fuck
>hold my tongue
>a lot moar
>listening like a coiled spring
A couple of Christian uni club people are inviting me over to their place to hang out and talk about the bible in an hour.
This is weird, I'm not even religious. I dont know if I should even go.
Nah laptop goes on my belly then I have one pillow under my shoulders and one on the headrest so my body is 180 degrees up until my shoulders when it curves up slightly then my head can face forwards.
Just laughed out loud at an advert on channel 4. They're advertising the Tom Cruise movie Oblivion because they're going to have it on soon, then they just spoil it immediately.
It just cut to Morgan Freeman saying "we're not aliens, we're humans"
Great, that's the fucking twist of the film. Within 5 minutes of the film starting Tom Cruise is like '"we are the last humans left on earth" so somebody who hasn't seen the film is going to be thinking "hang on, where the fuck is Morgan Freeman?"