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Really fucking chilly edition.
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>>25877408

First for posting waifus
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>>25877453
Posting waifu. We will meet in VR someday
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Really fucking bored tbqhwyf
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Who /smellybellend/ here, lads?
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>>25877530
No, but my dick does curves downwards
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>>25877408
my windows have been put in by a little NED so im fuckin cold as and i can hear every word a cunt says walking past and they can hear my music its fucking annoying

WHO ELSE WANTS TO KILL NORMIES? who gets really fucking angry and wants to go out and kill normies how would you do it if you couldget away with it?

who elses brain deicdes all day to remind them of being bullied or other shit that gets you fucking really frustrated and mad
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>tfw can hear chavs outside

scared lads
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Oi oi saveloy's, fucking freezing my Surrey cock off in bed, what's happening wagecuck chavs
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>tfw throat burns from being sick

Won't be sleeping tonight lads~
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>>25877559
Why did he put your windows in? Did the police get him?
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>>25877453
Original comment to pass the shitpost filter
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>>25877630
>fucking freezing my Surrey cock off
Who'll really miss it desu senpai

Just smoking my last J before bed, up to season 2 of Fringe now. Amy Jessup a shit.
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What chinese cartoons have you lads been watching?
Boku dake ga Inai Machi is damn good so far. Also storming through FMA:B.
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>in bed, fucking freezing
>wear dressing gown
>warmer now but uncomfortable

fuck life tbf
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Mates how much does tesco pay night grocers (10pm-7am)?

I heard 2 years ago it was 7.20 basic + 1.30 10pm-midnight.

Then 7.20 + 2.40 from midnight till 7am.

However I heard they increased wages again to like 10-11 quid?

Currently got a call to meet the manager after a successful interview, but I already got a job offer for a restaurant which is shitstain minimum wage + tips and food(food doesn't help much since I'm on a special diet).

11quid an hour doing brainless night shelf stacking and enjoying the company of stoners/drunkards seem to be a fucking good deal mates, as opposed to being a waiter and never enjoying my bank holidays/christmas/etc.
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I don't have any working heating at my place. So I have to sit in my room cold to death. Right now I'm wearing 2 jumpers and 2 tshirts to keep warm.

Yesterday was worse though. I had to keep taking hot showers as the cold was too much. By the end of the night I was drinking hot water just to keep warm.
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>>25877453
Very excited to get the body pillow I ordered earlier
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>>25877721
onsies for life desu m8
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Lads I can haer the chavs right outside my window fucking hell it's happening
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>>25877782
protect your daki at all costs m8
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>>25877721
Been sleeping in my dressing gown for weeks now, pretty comfy going to sleep but I always wake up boiling hot and sweating
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>>25877725
mate you do realise how cushy working for tesco is?

its literally robot haven.
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>>25877748
My tea consumption goes up exponentially as winter comes on. It helps tbf.

>>25877768
I think I'd lose my last shred of self respect if I ever wore a onesie though.

>>25877799
Exactly, I can never even get to sleep because it's just uncomfortably warm and bulky.
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>>25877453
Getting in there before the other guy gets here
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>>25877823
onsies are literally the comfiest all all clothing desu m8
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>>25877782
see you on the other sard
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>>25877701
heard that nana was pretty good so currently watching through that, seems aight so far
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>>25877802

no, but I see things are really fucking chill there.

Like you see some 18 year old black woman slowly scanning shit looking bored in the tesco(same for the restockers) in the heart of manchester, meanwhile the aldi next door has like an army of cashiers rushing shit and people arranging tons of packages as fast as possible like some sorta chinese sweatshop.
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>>25877701
>Boku dake ga Inai Machi
>FMA:B

Good taste senpai~

I've been watching seasonal stuff and the second season of Yowamushi Pedal.
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Its fucking cold right now but I feel sick when the radiator is on, so I'm stuck here feeling cold.


And Charlie Austin left QPR, which means we are officially tinpot.
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>>25877530
Haven't showered since Thursday. God only knows
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>>25877799
I just sleep fluffy clothed these days mate it means when I wake up I just gotta slip my shoes on and I am ready to go.

I also get really really drunk most nights so it helps I don't have to get undressed before going to bed.
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>>25877653
Shes cute, I like the long sleeves.
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Who /karl/ here? I'm binging TRGS right now. Funny stuff.
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>>25877911
I just wear PJs and I'm a NEET, so I never have to get dressed

Good feels
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>>25878141
He's a funny guy.

Got one of his books for my birthday a few years ago.

Always feel like his shows are slightly painful to watch, though.
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I'm going to try and lose my virginity this year, lads.

Unfortunately I appeal to the women that are 40+ but I've always wanted to bang an older woman. It's either an older woman or a fat girl.
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>>25878141
Ricky Gervais is literally the least funny human being ever, so I avoid anyone he associates with
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Been listening to death grips all day lads, I feel really really on edge
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FUCKING HELL LADS JUST HEARD A BANG DOWNSTAIRS I THIN KTHE CHAVS ARE COMING IN LUCKILY MY BEDROOM DOOR IS LOCKED
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>>25878437
your mam might have fallen over
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>>25878437
Better go offer them a brew
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>>25878465
SHE'S IN FUCKING BED MATE

It's all gone quiet now I need to keep my ears open though. They might be on the roof.
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>Can hear my normie housemates having sex in the room above

Roooo
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>>25878512
Right lads just done a once over of the house everything seems in order can't find any source for the bang. All windows doors and everything locked and shut. I tried to scout the garden and out back, it looked all clear but there is a lot of land and bushes and it is very dark so we cannot be sure. I am most convinced at the moment they could appear on the roof although last time they did that someone else saw them and called the police so hopefully I will have some back up if they make themselves visible from the roof.

It's annoying because I want to watch my Japanese film and also have a wank but I can't put my headphones on now I have to stay up and listen for the enemy.
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>>25877725
Mate you will be rolling in P's if you work for Tesco, I was there during the day but wish I could have worked at night
Once worked a Sunday shift which was basically like night and it was so so cotch

Do it lad, like the other kid said, it's robot heaven
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>>25878670
Ask if you can join in, or at least sit and watch.
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>>25878220
>he hasn't yet basked in TRGS banter

Senpai... Senpai...
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Gotta say the op image is looking fresh, familia
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>>25878756
>TRGS

Is anyone supposed to know what this means?
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>>25877408
any lad got the feels and frogs tavern pic full size please?

thanks in advance
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>>25878781
The Ricky Gervais Show

i.e Gervais, Merchant and Karl's magnum opus
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Ugliest fucking op image ever sorry
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>>25878814
Too busy listening to Bill Burr mate. That's a real comedian.
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>>25878816
I think it looks good.
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>>25878816
Agreed it doesn't even have anything to do with Britain it doesn't have any JC or shops it's just a fucking wall where is he at an improv doing fucking stand up?
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Anyone else in B63?
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>>25878859
Patrice O Neal did some pretty great misogynistic comedy as well
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>>25878816
True, sorry to whoever made it but it's dogshit
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>>25878859
>Bill Burr
>le singy balding scruffy Reddit man

Don't ever reply to me again you cretin
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Can't go for night walks because it's middle of a town full of pakis and chavs

Going for walks during the day is boring as fuck because it's just main roads, concrete, pakis and chavs

Grey, grey, grey, grey.

Why did my family have to move to this shit hole of all places.
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That horrible feeling when you realise you need a haircut
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>>25879269
That feel. Not getting one though, fuck that.
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>>25879269
Had it cut 3 weeks ago, and it already needs cutting again

Fucking useless wanker of a barber. Didn't cut it nearly short enough. Usually lasts like 3 months before I need to go again, and I can never tell just from looking the mirror so that whole stupid mirror dance "is that ok?" is useless to me.
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>>25879269
.....I always used to get my sister to cut it
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>be me
>american
>living in uk
>4:20 am
>hear knock on door
>get up
>walk to living room
>look in door's peephole
>black, shadowy figure at door
>freaking the fuck out
>grabs desert eagle 50.cal
>load it
>walk to door
>open it
>shoot
>blood everywhere
>look at my confirmed kill
>it was a jahhova
>mfw i killed a nice man
>mfw jahovas at 4:20 am
how was your week?
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>>25879335
>4:20 am
>jahovas at 4:20
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>>25879381
>He is also bi

lost it
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>>25879269
There's a new girl working down at the barbers hat I go to and she caresses my scalp almost non fucking stop

Last time when he was done shaving etc and shown me the mirror, she got the hair dryer out and took like 2/3 solid minutes blow drying my hair and running her fingers through it while continuing our shitty standard combo about work and travel

Fucking weird man
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>>25879381
>ganja nebula
lost
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>>25879429
Sounds erotic

Is it acceptable to talk to girls you used to go to school with over 7 years ago over facebook, even though you never really spoke before?
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>>25879269
Just get a damn clipper. It's buzzcuts all the way down but you save money and avoid the hassle.
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>>25878788
Here's ya go lad.
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Not the right image but it might work for the guy

>>25878788
Are you going to be the bartender tonight?
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I moved to feckin Dallas, Texas.

>White people are nice.
>indians run every 7-11( poo in loo type)
>Chinese run every donut stop.
>Mexicans cook in every restaurant.
>pakis now called A-Rab's
>Catholics devolved into Babtists, Methodists, Protestants.
>Jews devolved into 7th day Adventists.
>Males show superiority by making large trucks bigger.

I learned how to ride a horse mates. I'm only here for a couple months, got me a flatm8 finally.
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>>25879641
what do the americans think of your accent lad ?
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>>25879505
Probably not 2bh, I have a mate that does this and likes their pictures, he liked one from like 3 years ago once and we were all in stitches about how he was obviously creeping through all her pics late one night

I'd find some other way to initiate a convo or something, like talking on a status she's talking on or whatever and starting a dialogue that way. Only works if the status is open to other people commenting, if you see what I mean. So if its a status about "Oh damn anonette we got so pissed last night xDDD" and you stumble in like "No way what did you guys get up to lmao" you'll just look like a thirsty freak
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>>25879335
>drag jahova into shed
>cover body in potting soil
>go inside
>normalday.gif
>decide to get coffee
>drive to a mic dolands
>order mocha frappechino
Sorry sir, our ice machine broke a few weeks ago. Do you want anything else?
>go fucking super sayin
>pull deagle out of pants
>"EVERYONE DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND YOU FUCKING NORMIES!"
>all drop to the floor
>"now give me the cash and no one dies"
>sounds alarm
>oh fuck.jpeg
>grab some random kid
>"move and the boy dies, ya got it?"
>all are still
>lead boy into bathroom
>locks door on boy
>pulls out a bag of mary-ja-wanna
>420s hard
>swat arrives
>scream at cops
>"ok i have several hostages, a loaded gun, and im pretty gucking high! meet my demands or the civilians all die!"
>cop says
>"WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?"
>"an mocha frappechino." i say
continue?
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>>25879768

Utterly dreadful. At least you've proved you're an american with your utter lack of anything resembling comedic ability
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>>25879539
>>25879575
Thanks a lot.
>Are you going to be the bartender tonight?
I don't have that kind of charisma
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>>25879641
>>25879696

Women swoon. Men think I'm a fuckwit or I'm pompous. Other foreign men sympathize.

Children can't understand me very well.
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>>25879768
I'd rather you didn't
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6870587/British-hero-sniper-investigated-for-failing-to-warn-Iraqi.html

lmao
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>Trip to Trafford Centre with my family
>Don't really go out much with them, uncle, auntie and cousin tag along wih us
>Little sister just had her 14th birthday, got her ears pierce and is wearing a pretty short skirt, nothing too revealing but she's getting more confident in herself
>Used to be really shy, got bullied and it was so shit because there was nothing I could do
>Wandering through the huge crowds between shops trying to decide what sort of food we want for lunch
>Group of 16 - 18 year old chavs pass by us, one grabs my sisters ass and the others are all laughing, couple of "lad" chants
>Grab the little shitbag by his collar, pik him up before he has time to react and carry him like 10m to the nearby sitting area
>Throw him into the fountain
>Walk back and Uncle / Dad are grinning like Cheshire cats
>Few people cheering, guess other randoms saw what happened
>Dickhead chavs are too stunned to do anything and just mumble shit and walk off with their drenched mate

Fucking hell I've never felt so good on my life
I might take up some Muay Thai or whatever the fuck so I can do that more often
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>>25880091
Sure m8

/r/thathappened
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Talking to a girl I matched with on hot or not lads. I sent the last message, but I think she's fallen asleep, as it is 2.13am. How should I go about sneaking my number in there?

The convo is longer before you ask
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>>25880314
>When she replies wait 20 or 30 minutes
>This chat is awful and doesn't send me notifications, can you give me your number and I'll text you?

Always works.
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>tfw middle class american but you really just want to be a high class british gentleman with a posh accent.

C-can I be welcome here? Can i be assimilated?
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>>25880377
Is America part of the EU? Can I just decide to go live in America? Do you think middle class American is more than working class English?
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>>25880377
Posh accents make you sound inbred as fuck.
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>>25880375
Would it be an idea to say 'looks like you've dozed off, if you wanted to talk more here's my number blah blah or do as you suggested?

If so id have to wait till the morning, as I think she's fallen asleep.
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how come so many brits are on /r9k/?

just get a fucking life you cunts
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>>25880407
I think America is pretty shit to be honest, we have a lot of "hard workers" but it's mostly just people pretending to do their job most of the day. And the funny thing is i can't get a job despite being a hard working person.

You are welcome in america though my friend, I shall marry you into our home.
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>>25880434
>Would it be an idea to say 'looks like you've dozed off, if you wanted to talk more here's my number blah blah or do as you suggested?
That's completely beta and almost passive-aggressive. The girl will feel forced to add you and things will get awkward.

With my suggestion you'll go smooth and easy and she won't jump to conclusions (just yet, amirite?)
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>>25877408
Had my first shower today in over 2 weeks.
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>>25880475
My thought is, 'here's my number, send me a text tomorrow so we can talk more' the number needs to be gotten as it makes communication more solid. Ie, a step above the app, where other people are. She said shes never done online dating and even said haha twice in one message.
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who /stillupatthishour/ here>
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>>25881640

yo

>tfw when britfeel dies in the early hours
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bitta rocket league, might play some cheeky dota if I'm in mood
got old off by mod
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>>25881640
just tried sleeping. ended up just tossing and turning until I got fucking sweaty, sucks man
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>>25882112
Same, I can't stop playing chess on lichess.org. I'm not very good, anyone fancy a game?
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I like to image there are actually a few people here, just everyone lacks the willpower to actually post anything.
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>>25882161
I'd play you but I have no idea what I'm doing and it would just be embarrassing
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>>25882566
Feels like it should be fucking friday already
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>>25882566
I'm pretty fed up of being antisocial, and tired
Think I might be starting a new job thursday, if it goes badly I'll probably just commit sudoku
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I'm still here. I'll always be here if you want me back.
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>grandpa kicks the bucket
>inherit a shit ton of land that pays for itself and then some
>nobody ever bothers me in my comfy country house
>until today

>got a call at 1am saying that there's been an incident at an overhead power line on a bit of land I own and that I need to head there ASAP
>drive over there in my shitty white van in the pitch of night
>absolutely starving
>get out of the van when i get there to find a bunch of police, two ambulances, some dudes wearing those non-contaminant suit things and a strong smell of bacon
>walk up to the officer and nervously blurt out "mmmMMMMM is that bacon I smell office-SHIR" like a retard
>he looks at me like i just shit on his dog
>"No, three asian boys attempted to climb the overhead power line and got electrocuted, are you the land owner?"
>burst out laughing like an autist for about two minutes before I can talk without giggling
>tell him that I'm the land owner and present proof
>he has me sign a bunch of paperwork for about ten minutes and then sends me home
>didn't even get to look at the dead bodies
>just shook his head at me when I asked how all THREE of them managed to get electrocuted when surely one of them would have touched it before the others and alerted them

Fucking dicks, couldn't this have waited until tomorrow?
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Goddamn Shirobako is so good. Season 2 when?
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>>25882998
Shirobako got me through a good chunk of this year, hope it gets an S2
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>>25883239

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJLiu8zwAIE

Time to feel inexplicably cheerful anon
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>>25882923
Show it with sincerity.
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>>25882923
i still love you h annah
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>>25883322
such a qt
I want to cook her dinner for when she gets home late during studio crunch time
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>>25882923
she reaaks of herpes
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>>25882942
will there legal consequences for you ?
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>>25883649

sadly I don't think being an edgelord is a criminal offence yet
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>>25883588
the heart wants what it wants duder
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>>25883322
>>25883239
>>25882998
Is this weebshit appealing for somebone who doesn't like weebshit much at all really?
Like I:
Enjoyed TTGL
Disliked Dream wench Merry the goat girl
Enjoyed K-on
Disliked Pooroo Poori
Enjoyed Maou sama get's a job at mcdonalds!
Disliked I want to smash my seed into imoto-chan! gee wiz: it's a good job, we're not blood related! and friends...
Do you follow me?
Will this show go into
Enjoyed
or
Disliked
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>>25883649
Nope, this is all on whoever owns the power lines, since I'm more or less renting land to them. I had to sign to say that I'm not liable for this and that, and that it's okay for people to investigate and blah blah blah, so it's not my problem anymore but I might have to show up in court if the guys who own the lines get sued and if they get torn down I'll probably have to deal with some of it.
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>>25883798
>Enjoyed Maou sama get's a job at mcdonalds!
I like you and I wish I could watch it for the first time again
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>>25883798

I'll be honest I haven't seen some of the ones you mentioned but I reckon you'll like it. If nothing else, it's a solidly written show with strong characters.

Being a show about people making anime, you might be a bit put off if you're not that much into weebshit, but it's enjoyable enough as a character drama anyway. Definitely reccomend.
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>>25883832
Why was the red hair lady such a fucking bitch?
Do all shows have there X-deres in them?
Like in K-on, azusa would be the bitch, and YY the TOSHINO KYOKO lady is the bitch.
If I were to r8 the ladies I remember it would be
blue > stacked midget > maous henchman > red bitch, she is fucking nasty and makes fugly faces
>>25883869
I'll probably try and marathon it as of right now after it's DL, how many ladies are there to rank? Is the mousy brown hair green shirt the bitch?
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>tfw no tulpa waifu gf
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>>25883970
Not all shows have tsunderes, and she's an example of the whole "bitch throws a fit and never stops" case of it. Tsunderes I'd actually praise would be Dalian from Dantalian no Shoka and Victorique from Gosick. They're tsunderes without being completely awful.
>Blue ranked best
You have incredible taste
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>>25884331
I did watch Gosick, I think they rushed it at the end though
I did watch the other one too, I may be confusing them though, do both shows end with the guy going into the war?
I watched the one with the pink hair wizard loli tsuntsun too, to say I hate weebshit I watched a lot of it.
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>>25883970

Shirobako has a pretty massive cast for a one series show, so there's plenty of waifus to choose from.

I wouldn't really say there's a bitch in them though. Some are obviously nicer than others, but it's not really a show that plays into the typical character archetypes (e.g. tsundere bitches).
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>>25884504
Dantalian no Shoka's a show about magical books set in England for the most part
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>>25884585
I have the strangest de ja vu sensation watching this, I might have just watched the first episode a while ago
>>25884740
Was there ever some magic plant garden or something of the sorts?
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>>25884796
There was a plant episode where a magic plant baited people into approaching it by using its book, and then ate them
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What's with the shit new OP image?

Did the other guy give up?
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>>25885210
Pay rate was better at isalmic state, now he records democratic videos and uploads them to liveleak
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Come on you cunts, wake up and post already
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>tfw can't go to the kitchen for my breakfast because people are in there
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>>25886425

>not hoarding food in your room

It's your own fault senpai
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>>25877453
Do you have big boobs? Otherwise you don't have a chance.
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>>25886415
Sorry, I'm busy trying to find a video game to spend money on. I almost pre-ordered Black Desert Online despite not caring enough about it
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>>25886456
I've got some biscuits and bananas but I need some porridge god damnit
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Animey is gey
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>>25886474

Makes you wonder why you're on a Filipino tapestry-weaving site then, really
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>tfw you've been freezing for a few weeks, bleed your radiator last night and mummy turns the heating on in the morning
It's warm lads, warm! Oh my fuck I can feel my feet
>>
Morning lads. Sleep well?

>>25886551
I have these thick-as-fuck hiking socks with a fluffy lining left over from when I used to do cadet stuff. Feels good as fuck to slip them on first thing, everyone should own a pair tbf.
>>
Wednesday morning folk(?) music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OufGXFekgyk
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>>25886742

>Sleep well?
>Not still awake from last night having been kept awake by your own crippling self-loathing

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25886777
That only happens some days m82

>>25886771
Not bad tbf
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Morning everyone~

>>25886742
>Sleep well?

No, I'll probably go back to sleep in a few hours desu. My stomach already hurts too~
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>>25886859

OHAYOU GOZAIMASU TILDE~
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Report in, lads. Where are you from?

Northern Ireland here

Thinly veiled attempt at seeing if any more NI fags are here
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>>25886900

Manchester at the moment

coventry originally though
>>
Woke up with a Cold and Cough and Mum just sent me to University.
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>>25886859
Sucks I guess.

>>25886900
Halesowen. It's a bit shit.
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>>25886900
Whybothershire lad

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1778472
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>>25886900
South Oxfordshire after moving back in October. Living in the countryside right now
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>>25886945
Wordsley
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>>25886974
Heh no way, was born there.

They fucked the hospital off not long ago, didn't they?
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>>25886951
A L F R E T O N
>tfw marker finally appeared
>tfw nobody asking for alfretanon
might contact the roastie in notts 2bh see if shes dtf
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>>25887007
Budget cuts, I expect.

Saw some anon on here from DY6 - small world
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Another fucking day. Why can't we choose to die in our sleep? Why is life so shit? Why does my brain wake me up every morning to memories of abuse, bullying or how generally fucked I am.

who is thinking about doing themselves in in 2016? If I have another year like the last I don't think I have the strength to last much longer.
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>>25887082
Definitely is.

Found another B63 anon on /b/ once, but the thread 404'd pretty quickly after.
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>>25887105

In a similar place to you senpai. Seems a bit pointless just living because I'm scared to die.
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>>25887105
>who is thinking about doing themselves in in 2016
me 2 bee h
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>>25887149
>>25887163
Please kill some girls before you go
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>>25887178

Any reason why, or just for shits?
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>>25887178
I'll make like a techno viking pirate, rape and pillage and smoke some dank OG doublebubble kookies kush
Go to each bully from school and execute them
Go to each crush and have some bum fun
Finally get to oneitis and shoot my self after I dump my seed in her shit chute
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>>25887193
Because they're fucking actual demons and the source of much misery. Sluts deserve it. If ever there was an acceptable time to do so its now you could go and kill 100 women and upwards of 90% would deserve it.
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I can't make friends with anyone

Really I talk to someone who I genuinely want to connect with and after 3 sentences they're already done with me

My voice is a bit annoying and hard to understand (can't do anything about that) and I've been sad and boring for a few years, but fucking hell can't someone give me a chance?

I'm around so many new people and it's just the same shit every time
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>>25887289

I'll be your friend anon desu
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>>25887233
You know what life's all about. A good death. And a good death will be the greatest thing to happen to any robot in their entire life.
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>>25887289
I've been going to uni for over a year and except for compulsory group discussions I don't talk to anyone. I can spend several hours there without saying a word.
I'm boring, talk with a lisp and awkward.
Can't give you any advice, just saying you're not alone.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajfPh6-vPEc

>if you sleep too long then the world might wake up without you

>tfw
>>
>awesome interview with night shift at tescos 2 days ago
>they said the interview period was 2 days
>can get a call starting now

I really want this job m80s, it's like 10-11quid an hour apparently and it's easy as shit.

I pay 350 a month for rent+bills and another 40 for phone and that's it, gonna have like 1 grand to spend on random shit I want(or in the bank).

If I don't get it I work minimum + tips/food as a waiter, which isn't anywhere near as cool.
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>>25887477
> 350 a month for rent+bills

u wot
>>
How do I use kik on pc lads?
My phone is too shit
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>>25887289
>>25887302
>>25887343

The worst part is when someone comes to the flat and I want to be outside talking to them but I can't because it would be weird if I left my room, then I hear them laughing and shit.

If I leave the room and sit with/near them I'm still on my own, no one will acknowledge me and it will be extremely uncomfortable for me until I leave or they all leave and don't really invite me to come with them
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>>25887493

Manchester is cheap as shit mate.

350 quid a month including utilities+council tax and it's a nice, cozy home too. Asian landlady always comin in once a week to do renovations/cleaning/etc.
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>>25887564
THEY SOUND LIKE THEY'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN BUT I'VE JUST EATEN AND IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE TEA BUT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LAUGHING ABOUT BUT THEY DON'T WANT ME

KILL ME
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>>25887564

Let's be friends then!

Hi anon, I'm Al. I like anime, D&D and singing along to bad music. I dislike arrogance, aggression and being too hot.

Tell me about yourself!
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>Yaaaaaawn better get ready, wagecuck. You don't want to be late for work

I said to myself in the mirror
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>>25887613

>tfw even robots on /britfeel/ don't want to be your friend
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>>25887795
>tfw 24 hours time could possibly be working
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>>25887819
Sorry there's not much I can say

I don't like anime or bad music and I'm too self conscious to sing out loud

I have no hobbies or interests and I haven't been motivated to start any
>>
>tfw have to go to the job centre because the government can't make a functioning website

Having cheese on toast before I leave. What was your breakfast?
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>>25887870

That's ok anon, I'm on /britfeel/, I'm not exactly going to be in any position to judge am I?

What's on your mind right now? If you could be anything, what would you be? How did you spend the last 24 hours? Tell me anything you feel like talking about.
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>>25887936

I want to be powerful, independent and loved by all

I went to the gym earlier today for the first time and I feel like I'm being ripped off by the personal trainer I signed up with and a little fucked over by my flatmates who introduced me to him

Then I went home and read for a bit and slept and woke up and now am browsing 4chan before I got to sleep again

How about you?
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>>25878206
I lost mine last year. Over rated desu
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>>25887984

>personal trainer

Won't pretend to be an expert in that sort of field, but I never got the need to hire a guy to shout FEEL THE BURN at you.

What've you been reading pal?

I'm drinking too much rum and trying to compose a message to my ma explaining why I'm dropping out of uni for the second time. So there's been better days, but I'm still live and kicking here.
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>>25878206
Do it with a prostitute, it will be much better.

I lost my virginity to a girl I knew from college. She was quite a qt but it was really awkward and mechanical. About a year later I went to Prague and had a 10/10 Ukranian girl work my dick for an hour, when I finally came it was with the force of a thousand atom bombs while I squeezed her body and sucked one of her tits.

Good stuff.
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Requested that refund from asda lads, fucking cheap kikes shorted me 40p on a refund for some reason last time asked for 10 nong shims for 6.90 and they had 0 but gave me 6.50 back
paid 40p for 8 carrier bags only got 3
asked for over 5bongs back and I'll get it or I'm shopping at tesco from now on you green cunts
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>>25888049
It's because I don't know what I'm doing and need to learn the equipment and workouts properly otherwise I'll just fuck up and look stupid

And I've been reading a song of ice and fire

I did a sort of uni thing about 2 years ago and failed it horribly because I was unhappy and couldn't study at all. "dropped out" just before the final exams but since I wouldn't get any refund at all they told me to sit them anyway. Failed everything.

Attempt #2 now a year and a half later. Economics major. What are you studying?
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>>25888103

What the fuck are you doing shopping there in the first place, Walmart owns Asda. You are giving amerifats your money, you traitor.
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>>25888109
That's fair, like I say I'm completely uninformed about working out kinda stuff so I'm not exactly an expert.

How are you finding the books? I liked the plot and characters but the writing style was a bit chunky for my tastes.

I'm biology. How's attempt 2 going so far with you?
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>>25888123
because their website is easiest to use
people have no problem giving money to aldi/lidl
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>>25888143
The books are great when you get into them. Sometimes I can read it for hours and get really immersed other times I struggle through one chapter

And I start attempt 2 in about a month, I'm not actually in the UK but I am a British citizen so I'm assuming that gives me the right to post here
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>tfw eating 14 hour oldleft over burrito
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>>25888168

I think I just didn't have the patience for it desu.

I reckon that makes you eligible, yeah. Where are you posting from, out of curiosity?
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>>25888185
Day after food is best food

Especially curry
>>
Trying to stay awake to fix my sleep schedule and I'm shaking all over for some reason.
Might just go to sleep anyway, fuck what the sleep police think.
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>>25888207
Waste not want not I guess, it was a little soggy but oh well
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>>25888207
I prefer fried chicken the day after desu.
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>>25888198
NZ.

Wanting to move to the UK after studying though

I like the sound of south western England but with my degree I'll probably be gravitating towards London
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>>25888207
The best "day after" food for me is bolognese.

When we have spaghetti bolognese my mum always uses a shit ton of mince and sauce so there's always some left in the pan afterwards. When it cools we just put it in one of them sealed containers in the fridge.

Nothing beats coming home, warming that mince in the microwave and then spreading it on a few slices of toast. Grate a bit of cheese on top for added pleasure.
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I'm liking the OP image. A suggestion would be to get a little compilation going in the thought bubble of the biggest things that happened in 2015

It's also -3 here at the moment.
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>>25888252
>I'll probably be gravitating towards London

Unless your degree is something like economics or engineering, I would stay away from London. Great city but very expensive to live anywhere decent and not surrounded by scum.

Just remember that pretty much everyone has a degree nowadays since they hand them out like sweets and everyone wants to live in London.
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>>25888252

Yeah, economics does point you straight to london unfortunately :S I think Edinburgh and Leeds are both pretty big finance centres too, but I'm not so sure about the south west.
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>>25888323
It is literally economics

>>25888109
>Economics major. What are you studying?
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>>25888323
Disregard this, just noticed you said you were an economics major.
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>>25888252
>London

literally a meme city tbqh
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>>25888252

South west is amazing, but just to warn you there are fuck all jobs. It's pretty depressingly shit, that's why the pakis haven't flooded down.
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>>25888380

Whatever happened to the >tfw east Devon lad?
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>>25888414

I have no idea, i'm from East Devon as well but I don't think I was him. I love being from here.
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>>25888414

I just remembered actually, he was just an 18 year old lad. If you're young and want to live in a city or have a live and see the world, this place is pretty much a prison for people who grew up here. I'm old so I'm happy being in a hidden land of quiet.
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>>25888414
fled to islamic state
>>
I can hear some bitch singing through the wall, it's that x factor audition type singing where they try to be as loud and forceful as possible. I have been booing and hissing loudly through the wall at the end of each song, I hope she gets the point.
>>
Back to work tonight lads. Asked me to do Saturday night OT.

Should fly by desu.
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>UK unemployment down by 99,000

All those failed NEETs, it's a massacre.
>>
who /bristol/ here
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>>25888508

It isn't really, that's the christmas temp positions in action. I had one myself, it was great, but it ended. It will be back up soon enough because they use them to stat pad, just as every government agency ever does.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De5jItQjT7Q
This my jam
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>>25888524
It's like building jobs. All temporary but it's used as a tool for the government to show how many people they've got back into work
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>>25888553
Fuck man, just got some mad nostalgia from when I was a little skater kid watching CKY videos at my friends house. Good times.

Where did everything go so wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=don7JL8n8GE
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>>25888522
SHEFFIELD! here lad
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>>25888658

It made me go and look up where they all are now. When I was a lad it was the Pantera Home videos me and my friends used to watch.
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>>25888658
I have some of the CKY's on DVD and occasionally give them a watch for nostalgias sake.

>Tfw Jackass on MTV
>Tfw Pimp My Ride on MTV
>Tfw Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV

Back when MTV used to actually be good. Now it's all reality TV bullshit.
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>>25888920

We used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what we're with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to us.

It actually did fucking happen to me, just like Abe Simpson said.
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>>25888952
>It actually did fucking happen to me, just like Abe Simpson said.
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>>25888920
>Now it's all reality TV bullshit.
this

i just saw an ad yesterday about The Challenge, with a subheading like "C.T. is back and he's blah blah blah." C.T. was on Real World in fucking 2003. shit is unbelievable. i actively want ISIS to firebomb their shitty headquarters. it's the epitome of western fucking shit grossness. and i'm not even an anti-american edgelord.
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>>25888952
>>25888972
Shit...

Still, I take pride in the fact that what I enjoyed was pretty entertaining, rather than being entertained by when some ditzy fame whore farts.
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>>25888972
>>25888952
IT REALLY DID

IT DID HAPPEN TO ME
>>
as a proud black man on /britfeel/, i feel as if i need a way to stand out from the regular white posters and be given the platform i deserve as a person of colour
>>
I never really thought I'd say it but I'm actually getting pretty nostalgic for the early 2000's. Specifically 2000 - 2002.

>Tfw there will probably never be a time like that again.
>Tfw we can never go back
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>>25889347

hide your wallets lads.
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>>25889347
>person of colour
I think that term segregates yourself to those of us whom you might label as people without colour
you should check your privilege you are literally born with something we will never have you racist fuck

>just 10 hours and I can go to sleep and have a regular sleeping pattern

pic unrelated
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>>25889386
fuck off you stupid fucking white devil
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>>25889400

>live in britain
>have skin this thin

Good luck lad.
>>
>>25889347
Is that a subtle request you want to hang from a tree?

Get the rope lads, we're gonna make an Alabama wind chime.
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>>25889437
go home amerilard
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>>25888414

probably killed himself.

1 year in devon and I was on the edge of suicide.
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Fucking work program letter in the mail this morning.
>>
Thinking of walking in to town lads.
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>>25889467

I bet it was Plymouth, that doesn't really count. Plymouth is a dump that should have been blitzed more.
>>
>>25889347
Roll up your windows lads, don't make eye contact
>>
Don't worry lads, its meant to be getting milder this weekend.
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>>25889502

Try dartmouth brah.

Ghost town, 95% white, average age 60 years old, first mall(which are in dumps like torquay) takes an hour trip and a ferry ride, only a marks and spencers and coop with insane prices, no variety at all in the barely existing local shops(hurr fish n chips n pasties, absolutely nothing else), everything costs 40% more than manchester.

Internet is 10mb at the highest and is datacapped, only place to spend the night are really old fashioned pubs full of drunk old men, almost no women to be seen and definitely no young ones.

Fuck what a dump, even the eastern european immigrants fucking leave after 2 months.
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>>25889591
>Warmer means more normies out and about

Fuck off, I was having a good day.
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>>25889593

You poor chap, I have never been there but I have heard it is dead. South Devon is very depressed.
>>
I got an Isle of Man 1995 2p in my change from the shop. I wonder if it is worth anything >inb4 2p
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>dad says the heating is too expensive to be on all the time
>parents leave for work
>turn the heating on
>turn it off before they get back

Who snug as a bug here?
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>>25889398
>pic unrelated
hearty kek
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>>25889640
I am shitting myself about the next time they come to read my gas meter, heating has been on for over 2 weeks constantly.
Cosy af though.
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After a year and a bit living back in belfast. All I can say is, I want out.

Maybe I'll put in the effort to get a job in Glasgow or sheffield. Or maybe I'll finally get the courage to kill myself. But i cant stay here much longer
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>>25889735

A suicidal irish person must sound funny

>ah t'be sure I wish I was dead, gone from this emerald isle!
>>
>>25889735
>Glasgow or Sheffield

Why would you choose the two most depressing places in the country?
>>
>>25889763
Could be worse. Could be Aberdeen or Luton
>>
>>25889763

I can think of worse places.
>Bradford
>Rotherham
>Isle of Thanet
>>
>>25889800
was she fit?
>>
>>25889714
According to our smart meter the total cost of our gas has gone up this month.

I'm not sure if that's because of the recent cold snap and needing more gas to get the house to the set temperature or just British gas being jews. But be prepared for 5GBP a day bills.
>>
Holy shit my old art teacher killed herself
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>>25889805
>>25889826
I got it wrong and no

Oc
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>>25889800
>>25889826
I am skeptical
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>>25889826

She killed herself because your art was so shit that she realised that there is no God.
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>>25889842
http://www.nwemail.co.uk/News/Barrow/----Popular-Barrow-librarian-and-mother-gassed-herself-in-her-car---inquest-rules----f72a2c79-12ea-4f2b-8f8b-b3ea1e0127de-ds
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Started watching that jihadi next door show, these people are mental. How come they get to preach hate but we white people don't? Seems a bit unfair desu.
>>
>>25890012
Makes me sick how left wing fannies in this country will cry about Donald "Can't Stump" Trump and how he should be banned yet they're not so fucking vocal when Mohammed is preaching hate on the streets outside of a Tesco.

Theresa May will sort them all out, we just have to make sure that retard Jeremy Corbyn doesn't get it.
>>
>>25890012
Because your a stupid kufar who will burn for eternity.
>>
>>25890077

She won't give them passports, I don't understand why she just doesn't let them leave the country then not come back. That's the best idea.
>>
>>25887477
TAKE IT LAD

it's a piece of piss, especially on nights
very jealous
>>
>>25887601
>Manchester is cheap as shit mate.

Not that cheap...

Do you live in Rusholme or some other shit hole?
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>>25880522
dude when she replies just say, ''Hey I don't have internet left on my phone, Text me instead yeah?'' *number*
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>>25887477
You must live in a REALLY shitty part of Manchester then.

I live in a shitty poor town in the North East and even the cheap houses are at least 300 quid a month for rent alone.
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I want to fuck a British animu girl!
>>
>>25890148

Near cheatham hill, m7 area.

Nice and quiet place, better quality homes at 350quid vs the 500-700 shared ones in the city centre.

10 minutes away from arndale.
>>
Thinking about getting myself a Vaporizer for weed. Been looking at the Pax 2. Doesn't seem to be a lot to it for 200 bong...
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>>25890254
I want to fuck a girl
>>25890320
You can get a herb vape pen thing for like 50, or one with the bags for 100
>>
>>25890328
Have you got one or any that you would recommend?
>>
>>25890352
No but you might as well just smoke it or put it in food
DUDE WEED MOUTH FEDORA LMAO
>>
>>25890405
Are you literally a child?

Adults don't give a fuck about your insecurities about "mouth fedoras"
>>
>>25890405
>being this autistic
>2016

SHIGGY
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>>25890424
>literally a child
Are you the financially unstable credit card guy?
>>25890436
>implying I don't smoke weed
>implying I don't vape
>being this retarded
>2016
DIGGY
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>>25890461
>being this autistic
>2016

I shiggy diggy
>>
>>25890468
>being this autistic
>2016
I shig the dig
>>
Gonna make some sandwiches for tonight and go back to bed for a couple hours I reckon.
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>>25890480
>current year
>being this autistic

Diggle Shiggle
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVnVJrTDGM
OOOH MAMA
>>
>need to go co-op
>look really tired
>too anxious to go in case they bring it up
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>>25890112
Because she wants them to become martyrs in the uk or to cut off the head of some cannon fodder faggot in broad daylight.
>>
afternoon lads.

always waking up so dehydrated with a headache, because I have a pile of sheets on my bed to keep me warm at night.
>>
I'd love to see the Fake Taxi guy get his license taken away. His passengers never wear their seatbelts.
>>
>>25890792
Worst bit is when you wake up thirsty as fuck in the middle of the night, and it's a tossup between ignoring it and trying to go back to sleep or getting up and waking yourself back up to get a drink.
>>
>>25890592
If they do stare at them blankly. Cough and walk out

>tfw alpha as fuck
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>>25890806
I have a bottle at the side of my bed for that.
still doesn't fucking help me, I need an iv drip or something.
>>
>>25890830
Same, but even if I haven't already emptied it taking a drink usually wakes me back up anyway and I'm tossing and turning for about an hour again.

On the subject of sleep. Who else /longsleeper/ here? Feels like I can never function on less than 10 hours of sleep most days. Some days I wake up after like 3-4 hours completely refreshed, but that's rare. Should probably see someone about it.
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Sent some more phishing emails out

no bites as of yet
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Got my yearly head check soon lads, last year I was a little upset and go nine of the best head doctors and convinced them I was sane what should I do this year. http://youtu.be/8nrVrWkq_dc

>life hack
>shit in the shower
>save TP
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>>25877748
Cuddles.

>>25880438
Plenty of time to pick and choose.

>>25887120
Is that like that 38 degree site

>B63 what is it?
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>>25877408
Don't use this shit op pic again
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>>25877408
Great OP pic hope to see it developed throughout the year.
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>>25891123
What happened to the other one, could of fitted a lot into that pic

>are hipsters like conformist punks
>different but all the same in there click
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>>25890849
At the very least I need 8-10 to be able to get out of bed easy.
That might just be because sleeping is one of the few things I enjoy anymore though.
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>>25891175
well, it was only a mock up, the street scene requires a lot of work to git done.
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>>25891251
needs right clicking and deleting
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Watching a really bleak documentary here lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIbpt1aDFqM

I'm not a fan of Vice since they normally write articles for morons and hipsters. They're like the UNILAD cunts now but they sometimes do decent documentaries like this.

I can't even imagine being in their place, I would rather be dead. I'd want somebody to kill me.
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>>25890592
Why would they bring it up? That would be rude of them to say right to you 'you look tired'. They might think it, but a guy on checkouts would never say that.
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>>25891108
>>25891123
Will be posting a poll in the next thread, unless you want it now.

-2016 image guy
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>>25891283
Personally I don't even need them to bring it up, my paranoia will convince me that they are thinking it. Difficult just walking to the shops desu, Feels like everyone is judging me.
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>>25891320
I know that feel. I can't leave the house without grooming myself meticulously, even for a 5 minute shop.
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>>25891316
Do it now and disregard votes made after 4pm.
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Poleaboo is feeling quite good today

No real interest in the Polish girls
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>>25891351
http://strawpoll.me/6592107
Here's the poll.

>disregard votes made after 4pm
Why do you say that?
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>>25891426
It's when normies start coming home from school/work.
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>>25891066
>B63 what is it?

First half of a postcode. Do you even live in the UK or what?


>Go to job centre to register for Universal Credit because their shit website refuses to accept my NI number
>Turns out I need a bank account in my own name
>Don't have one because I need a passport or driving license to create an account
>Don't have a passport or driving license because I don't have the money to pay for one
>Can't get the money to pay for one because I need my own bank account

Literally what the fuck even is this shit lads
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>>25891426
wheres the option to stop using it?
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>>25891462
The option to not use an OP image? Can't do that mate.
Or maybe you mean stop using a britfeel themed OP image? Strange idea.
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Fuck it lads I'm getting a prosthetic testicle, sick of getting shite about it from my mates.
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This is the perfect body type

Raging hardon just looking at it
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>>25891495
Get the gold one
THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS NUT
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>>25891495
Why the fuck would your mates know? and how would getting a prosthetic help? They laughing at you in the showers or something?
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>>25891270
kek, all the people here who are like drugs, lol.
36mins was best.
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>>25891512
Do it, anon

you have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original
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>>25891495
get a black one
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>>25891491
I mean stop these threads
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>Sat on a Kawasaki Ninja 250
>Felt pretty comfy on it

Today has been a pretty good day.
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>>25891495
>my mates

REEEEE

get out of my britfeel normie.
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>>25891512
kek I'll ask if they come in gold when I go in to get it
>>25891528
I tell my mates everything, they call me uniballer it was funny at first but now I'm just sick of it
>>25891552
No.
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I know there's a few K-on waifus here, we've seen Azusa, Mugi and Ritsu, but why the lack of love for Mio? Without Ritsu, Mio would have 0 friends due to her shyness, almost capable of being a fembot. Plus she's smart, talented, has good work ethic, moe moe kyun and level headed, she's top tier waifu.
Forget about Yui she's just a fucking retard who needs her sister to wipe her ass properly and wears those slut tights.
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>>25891681
Not my waifu but my favourite Keion.
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Why are BT such cunts anons?

We had a fault with our line causing drops in our broadband every 15 seconds and static on the line. They sent an engineer out to fix the phone line and that was sorted, but keep getting drops in broadband and no consistency in speed (anywhere from 0.1 MB/S to 6 MB/S) and high ping/jitter.

I call up to arrange another engineer to ATLEAST look at the exchange and they just insist it's an interference problem, yet it still drops when nothing electronic is on in the house, excepting the router and now they refuse to aknowledge there's even a problem

GO FUCK YOURSELF BT
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>done everything I have to do today
>forced to realise I have no real hobbies to occupy my free time

Might just go to sleep tbqh~

>>25891681
Mio is best K-On.
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>>25891727
>6MB/S

this is a good speed where you are?
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>>25877453
>>25891681
My waifu is Jun, most people don't understand desu. Mio is maybe just a bit boring.
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>>25891727
Same with Virgin. Had consistent <1mbps speeds for about six months. Their forums were full of complaints about the same thing, all from my postcode, and Virgin still maintained that everything was fine.

It eventually resolved itself with no further explanation on their part.
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>>25891681
The K-ons > Yui
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>>25891748
Yeah, Wales and a mile from the nearest exchange box. A solid 6 MB/s is fine for where we are. But the inconsistencies and packet loss is too much together.
>>25891754
It's ridiculous tb/h fa.m
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>>25891727
>6MB/s

I'd switch provider mate. Virgin do over 100MB/s.
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>>25891681
Yui is Poleaboos favourite
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>>25891795
6MB/s is literally the best we can have due to our location
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>>25891554
wind your neck in lad
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>>25889462
alright sorry ahmed
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>>25891426
Poleaboo does not care. He just believes that you should not put his picture on it. Every thing else looks significantly worse when placed alongside the peak of humanity.

>>25891554
Be careful with what you say
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fuck me you Neet twats, get a fucking job and do something for yourself do you have no self pride?

threads like these make me wish I wasn't born here
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>>25891966
>do you have no self pride
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>>25891426
anyone who trusts these polls art nuts, one person adding 30 votes a minute is no problem

>>25891251
rather you than me

>dream cars
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Fuck me, poo in loo fixed the problem we'll see if it stays that way

B A S E D

M A Y U R


Although it is ridiculous how after spending an hour on the phone to support, they couldn't do what this guy did in 15 seconds.

>>25891795
>>25891754
>>25891748
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>>25891966
>Employment in four months
>Nothing to do until then but work on my fitness and shitpost on 4chan

Don't worry, I wish you weren't born here too
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>mfw been in bed since Monday night
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>>25891966
Why would we want to get a job and be wageslaves? We're not stupid mate. NEETlifestyle is GOAT lifestyle.
>>
reminder: Blackpool >>> anything
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>>25892082
This is the shit that gets me. These problems have a fix that takes not even a minute, yet these fixes don't get done unless *you* make the effort and you're still charged full price for a service that is way below what you're paying for.

Fucking ISP's, man. Free internet when?
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>>25892141
scot detected
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>>25891446
hmmm how would one bonsai say to another but make sure the polarboo heard I GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR SCARE.

>in brum they like cars i would go to car meets
>met people see if i could help and you know stuff
>blue tooth on of course and if i was really board i would follow the most interesting car home because i like flash cars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N77m1gRC7F4
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>>25891426
Storefront is best OP image the new one is a nice effort maybe use it occasionally but storefront should be the priority.
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>>25879641
>making large trucks bigger
Americunt here.

I seriously don't get this shit. I think it's the goofiest shit there is. Form of bro-autism.

Also they always talk down on kids who drive suped up honda civics and toyota carollas as if they are inferior. It's like listening to Sonicfags and Second Life furries argue about who has the worse fanbase.

Why Texas though? You get caught smoking weed there and you can do like 10 fucking years. I would've moved to California or Colorado or Washington or Arizona, or even Nevada since Vegas is failing and housing in Vegas is cheap as shit now. I'm a Southern California fag so obviously weed laws are paramount to my moving decisions.
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>>25886900
yo another norn iron anon

There's maybe a dozen of us at most.

>tfw all your m'8s are chavs and you're a hidden power level neet robot
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>>25877530
love waking up to the smell of freshly squeezed smegma
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>>25892202
>having m8s

Terrorists out
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>>25892187
>hmmm how would one bonsai say to another but make sure the polarboo heard I GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR SCARE.

Are you even speaking English?

Did they pull you out of the Thames yesterday after you fell off your floating door or what?
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>>25892242
well I call them m8's but desu I rarely head out with them, maybe once every 4-6months if not longer.

I keep asking to head out a few times every week or so but it never takes off, desu anon I get the feeling I'm more like a guy you say hi to at work/uni than a friend to them.

which sucks a ton to realize, I have one legit friend and thats like a turk jd bromance which is pretty nice.

still no gf tho
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>tfw no qt chav girls to bully you
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>>25892132
Being NEET is cancer,
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>>25892083
why 4 months?
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>>25892255
no scottlish pish

>what
>>
ping ping, do you now why i like pings
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>>25892343
Joining the army; four months because that's when my selection date is.

Already went in October, but got a six-month deferral to get my eyesight fixed due to my choice of job involving driving.

>>25892353
That makes sense then.
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>>25892327
How is it? Being NEET is awesome. I literally sit around all day playing vidya, getting drunk, wanking and watching films/tv shows. On top of that I get to get up when I want and never have to leave the house unless I choose to.

Compared to wageslaving where every day is given away to someone else. I know which sounds like the better deal to me mate.
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>>25892255
Literally don't reply to him mate he is trying to become a personality with his 'schizophrenic typing' gimmick but it is literally the worst gimmick on britfeel. He has no chance of getting into the BFF with it.
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>>25892416
how do you get money, im guessing the dole?
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>>25892397
Officer, right?
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>>25892452
Nah I used to be a wageslave but due to wageslaving I never had time to actually spend my money meaning I had loads of savings so I just quit my job last year and have been living off my savings since.

I actually spent a lot of last year traveling around Europe but now I am just NEETing it up at home. I live with mummy and daddy for free so I literally have no expenses other than booze, take away and video games.
>>
if you shared a house...

where the fuck would you put all the food?
how could 4 ppl fit their food in one freezer?
you couldn't stock up on anything.
you would need your own freezer, fridge, kettle, etc in your room.

then if the landlord came round they would complain your room was a mess.

and you could just go down to eat if multiple people all had to eat at around the same time.


it sound horrible living like that.
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>Woke up and showered
>Cooked some brekkie
>Went with my housemate for a haircut
>Watched Bitter Lake with him on BBC Iplayer

Hows your day been lads?
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>>25892465
Nope. Too much responsibility.

Just plain old tank crewman.

>>25892442
I see.
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>>25892495
Yea house sharing is for cucks desu mate
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>>25892497
>Woke up earlier than expected
>Shitted around online
>Walked into town
>Found a motorbike I actually feel comfy on
>Back and shitposting again

Pretty good so far
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>>25892149
Probably because they don't give a shit that it inconveniences you in the slightest, you have to keep bugging them and making noise until they can be bothered to fix it.
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>>25892497
>woke up an hour ago
>picked my laptop off from on the floor
>began shitposting on britfeel

Going to have a wank soon then might make a cup of tea but I really don't like getting out of bed.
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>>25892493
how many years have you been alive?
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>>25892526
Yeah, that's true.

robotpls
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>>25892541
23 years famalamalam, why?
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>>25892539
>he doesn't have a bedside Teasmade for wakeup drinkypoos

Get into 2016 m8
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>>25892319
I'd pay neetbux for my old chav girl bullies to pinch a loaf down my gullet 2bh
If someone offered you 20bong just to take a shit on them would you take up on that offer>
You are just shitting on someone instead of a toilet
>>
>woke up at 11am
>cheese on toast for breakfast
>started drinking jd and coke at 12
>its now 4 and i'm eating green giant sweetcorn from the tin

if im in overdraft can i just open a new bank account to avoid paying it?
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>>25892560
just wondering, do you think if you found a job you enjoyed you would stop being NEET?
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>>25892590
That'll end up in bailiffs coming around and ransacking your home. Best not to avoid it mate.
>>
Need to email a couple of escorts, what name shall I use?
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>>25892604
>That'll end up in bailiffs coming around and ransacking your home.
what for a couple hundred quid?
i can't not avoid it. i just can't afford to pay it for fucks sake lol
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>>25892626
biggus dickus
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>>25892627
Then why did you go into the overdraft?
>>
>>25892626
Wojak Dupyczek
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>>25892627
They charge interest for overdrafts anon, if you ignore it, eventually it'll be more than a couple hundred squid. If you phone them up, they usually work some sort of plan to rectify it
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>missed 3 days of uni
>will now be working all day every day until Monday to catch up
Anyone else done graphic design before? It's certainly a good course but I feel totally stressed to miss a single day and it's only the first year. It's so ridiculously time consuming compared to every other firstie course

I worked my absolute balls off and didn't even get the best grade last term, fml
>>
>>25892591
Sure but there aren't any jobs that I enjoy so no chance of that lol

I am currently keeping an eye on wageslaving as my savings will run out sometime next year, but I would only go for something part time 2 or 3 days a week which was within walking distance of my house or a temporary contract so I could put like 4-6 months in to top my savings back up then go back to living like a NEETgod
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>>25892644
because i lost my job and shit happens?

>>25892655
my bank doesnt charge interest for overdrafts tho
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Poleaboo applied to one warehouse job

Really hoping the NU-TRAXX thing works out
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Hey guys, after 9 months finally got my ESA interview. Hopefully i can get an extra 20 a fornight now or whatever it is.

Thing is, i'm 25 now almost 26. I don't even look for a job most weeks. I've put off applying to a place for a week already and i'm just doing nothing to help myself.

I have hearing loss so it rekt my confidence futher than it already was. I don't learn sign language or lip read.

What should i do.. Average gcse's like C's and D's mostly. No A levels or AS levels.

I just kinda sit here taking it day to day. Only alive because my parents house me and feed me. lol
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>tfw I had a dream where I was in Japan getting drunk as shit and all these qt asian girls wanted my dick
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>>25892788

Could probably teach yourself sign language with youtube, then when you go to see ESA people ask to have a translator, and then they'll see you're disabled and give you neetbux 4 lyfe.
>>
Poleaboo is considering getting a takeaway
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>>25892898
That's the opposite of what i want. Can never afford my own things in life like that. Always gonna be poor. I want a job and a house and my own life.
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>>25892898
>tfw even sign language is racist. tick, tick come stand where i can see you
>ping
>playing
>cards
>https://youtu.be/GZSsOEqgm0c?list=PLMx-oj8tIII1A0P0lf0yJzZDCmJG08db9
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This is as much as I have done of the old op image.

putting an inside, inside the shop is quite a difficult thing to do, its ends up being too distracting.
>>
Lads this loneliness is crushing me, thinking of messaging girls I used to go to school with, but feel that would just drive the final nail in this coffin
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>>25893089
i like poleaboo's polish gf very funy
>>
>>25893089
abrakebabras looks perfect.
>>
>>25893089
I've only just noticed that food hygiene rating as well. That made me chuckle.
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>>25893089
>food hygene rating 0

kekd
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>>25893109
What would you offer them even if you did? Work on pulling yourself out of your pit before you drag someone else in.
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>>25892834
Had my first sex dream last night. You know those ones where you wake up and it actually physically felt real. why I'm starting those at fucking 22 is beyond me.
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>>25893089
OP image guys rocks kek
>>
Really want to play Dungeon Keeper 1 lads but there hasn't been a computer that it will run on for about 15 years.
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>>25893179
I can never have sex in my dreams, something always interferes.
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>>25893119
>>>/int/53873528
webm of the real gf
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>>25893089
Offlicense windows need to be full of multipack cans sold separately
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>>25893204
Are you a virgin? It could be that your mind gets to a certain point and then has insufficient data
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>>25893205

Gosh, she's hideous.
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>>25893222
no actually, I have done it, its been a long time since but yea.

like, ill have a girl all dressed up infront of my ready go, and then something stupid will happen that I have to get done before I can have sex. but I never get to have the sex.

cockblocked by my own dreams.

but if I did actually get to have sex, I might have a wet dream or something.
>>
>>25893248
She's unique looking
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>>25893205
>norms

Why are they so hideous?
>>
shall I wank now or wank later?
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>>25893263
>like, ill have a girl all dressed up infront of my ready go, and then something stupid will happen that I have to get done before I can have sex. but I never get to have the sex.

I know this feel mate. I'm not a virgin though it is just my mind cockblocking me

I have had sex in dreams before and even did it when I was a virgin but 9/10 times there'll be a swerve right before penetration and something else will happen.
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>>25893265

Vanilla Ice Cream Monster Munch were unique, they were still withdrawn from sale after two months because they were gross though.
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>>25893210
its very hard to put small details in like that.
the text would be so tiny it wouldn't be readable. but good idea non the less, what id expect happens desu.
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>>25893307
Wank now mate then you can another one later if you fancy it. Best to keep your options open as my parents would say.
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>>25893282
Birds of a feather, flock together etc.

Particularly true in this case as they're almost all of different nationalities
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>get phone call from agency
>"Hey Robert it's agency"
>"This is Anon"
>"....JUST give me a second"
>elevator/phone hold music
>"Sorry about that Anon, I'm afraid we've accidentally put you down as Robert, we'll have to reschedule your medical assessment"
>mfw more neeting to continue
>>
>>25893313
would be interesting to figure out what it means. if anything.
but then who can say 100% what dreams mean. its all conjecture in the end.
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>>25893315
Are you still doing the middle shop? Could always make it a bookies if can't decide between costcutter and poundland. There is a bookies every 3 doors where I live.
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>>25893263
> I might have a wet dream or something.
tfw never had a wet dream

Am I broken?
>>
>>25893315
True, fair enough. Didn't think of that tbf.
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>>25893357
once you've masturbated you can never have a wet dream
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>>25893089
Mr. Paki's needs an ATM machine with an 'out of order sign' stuck on it.
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>>25893340
currently undecided personally...

somebody/s wanted to see the job center there. so theres a mocjk up for that.

ignore the windows, and roof, I was just experimenting and haven't replaced them with anything better.
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>>25893389
Really? I jerk of rarely though, twice a week at most
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>>25893408
perfect, I like it
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>>25893089
the kebab place always force salad on me

>istanbakerba-ba
>taste of turkey's

I like it but why do it for no thanks, do you know where i can find a lisp of business ip address's
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>>25891681
>Disliking any of the keions
Actually kill yourself.
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>>25893408
Put the guys outside the Job Centre.
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>>25893408
then the other one had something to just graffiti on.
so yea I still dont have a clue, ill deal with it when I get to it.

im only doing it for fun now, not trying to compete with 2016 op image guy.
>>
skript kiddies are every where, where?
>>
>tfw you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek when eating
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>>25893451
I do like this one.

Maybe some little fuckers on BMX's.
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>>25893451
heres another with the shop in the middle. trying to tie the whole thing together more.

so many options...
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>>25893451
but yours is better than that shit op image guy 2016 is doing
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>>25893389
i know this not to be true, not being able to tantric mastbate
>its 2016 why have you stopped learning
>don't swear sheep you still want to move into politics one day
>johny 5 ne'er had a circuit loose like my man house
>https://youtu.be/BgfcToAjfdc_nxt+Game
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>>25893408
I love the sky on this one.
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>>25893482
>tfw you bite your tongue and rip a piece of it off and it hurts to eat now
>>
>>25893581
well, you better get used to it, cos I aint doing it all year.

I think hes decent at photoshopping, and has the ability to do it. and tank god someone's even bothering cos you can be a nasty lot.

I just think that the feeling is, his composition is limiting.
and people cant see room for expansion.

it needs more space to insert people like we did with the jc doorway.
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>>25893594
I watched the k-on movie, even tho im not into anime, the skies stuck with me.
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>>25893664
Not him you're replying to but me personally would be happy with just the current one you're doing and just crossing off the months.

It's a nice gesture that you're still making one for the year so I myself appreciate it.
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>>25892509
Don't get Lee Rigby'd!
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>>25893664
you said you would at least tick the months off
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>>25893708
Don't intend to, tbf.

>implying I'm bothered about "being a pawn"
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>>25893720
I didn't. I put the pre ticked off months in the op image file to make it idiotproof so somebody else could do it.

doesn't take a genius to add a red x.
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Meeting a girl on Friday, was trimming my pubes just in case I get lucky

Got a bit carried away with the trimmer, pretty much hairless down there now, she's gonna laugh ain't she

JUST
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>>25893753
can't you do it tho please?
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>>25893787
no, I don't need to. im sick of talking about this now and im sure everyone else is sick of hearing about it.

cant we just get comfy?
>>
now i know even if you did't see me pop up in that chat room make you and your crew jump into i'm assuming this thread is where you pass through.
pictured. greater than you.
>gg on the wrong side of madness. yoda be be goblin bonsai leaves EVERY TIME he come visits.
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>>25893812
Just ignore the twat, familia.
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>>25893812
upload the red x then please

>>25893820
fuck you
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>>25893846
facepalm.jpg

okay, there you go. its at an angle cos the month board is angled too, but you can rotate it to straighten it,
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>>25893912
Thank you. I won't bother you again but keep making new images for fun because you have a talent for this
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>>25893912
>what if some evil cunt biscuit made the call, hit the lightning every time you see the bonsai leave?
>would you follow that guy or be like me, the weakest and the strongest core crew player not the boss but a leader, just warming up lads.
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>>25893970
fuck off and post your cryptic shit on /x/
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where in the UK can I find guaranteed snow guys?

currently in cornwall.
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>>25893981
I'm poet man, leave me be
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>>25893988
I hear Northumberland's been getting it, dunno though
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>>25893326
if this is for esa then you're fucked.
you realise that they literally try trick you into answering questions a specific way

you just fell into their trap
1. they now know you can answer the phone independently
2. they now know you can liaise with people over the phone

you dun goofed boy
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>>25887601
I had a crazy landlady once. She even accused me of stealing lightbulbs.
Never again.
>>
Never gets out of bed anon here

I just got up to go take a piss and my calves are absolutely killing me to the point I can't walk without looking like a spacker. It literally feels like I've been out running but I never get out of bed so I dunno how I could feel like that.
>>
>>25894074
How long have you been in bed?
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>>25894097
I started not getting out of bed just over a month ago. Like I said before I will get up to use the toilet and collect food and once a week for a shower but that is all.

I had to get up on Christmas day to interact with my family but apart from that pretty much just for pissing and carry food into my room.
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>>25894132
If you said "bath" instead of "shower" you'd be a perfect match for my brother.

Maybe your muscles have started to atrophy, idk.
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>>25894132
Amateur

Might as well call myself 'Haven't spoken to anyone besides my parents in six months anon'
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>>25894132
that cant be good for your mental health.
I know as a depressive, the act of getting out of bed, putting clothes on, brushing my teeth and sitting in a separate location help me feel im actually doing

to lay in bed would make me feel like id totally given up
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Think I might try my hand at becoming a professional quiz player. I have exhausted every other opportunity of ascending neethood at this point. I figure once you memorize the big categories like sport, olympics, countries geography, world politicians and historical leaders, wars, music charts etc, you're already in the 99th percentile. How many facts do you think you would need to make a viable means of living? I reckon I could learn at least three hundred new anki cards every day if I put in a few hours
>>
>almost 24 hours since tesco interview sessions ended
>still no call or email about that awesome night shift interview

Mates... I want that cushy 11quid an hour, I don't wana fucking work in a restaurant when I can make loads more money doing brainlessly easy work with almost no customers.
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>>25894012
that's a bit far desu

I just wanna build a snowman
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>>25894309
Oh.

In that case idk.

Maybe scrape all the icy shit out of your freezer and build a tiny one?
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>>25894234
>anki

My nigger. That's how I learned over 2000 Japanese characters

No money in quizzes though unless you get lucky on a TV show.

A lot of the plebby as fuck TV shows use pop culture as questions now as well, and there's no realistic way of learning all of that.
>>
>>25894132
Do you sit up?

Not sure how you can lay in bed comfortably for so long. Give us a pic or something.
>>
>thought it was early morning
>Hear "on your way home from work" on the radio
>It's 6 PM
My concept of time has never been this bad, holy fuck
>>
>>25894412
I don't even know what day it is. All I know is it's not Sunday, because I'm always depressed on Sundays
>>
>>25894391
What do you mean? I just lay here with my laptop and then I have my vidya next to me and my TV at the end of the bed. I mostly just lay with my laptop then I can sit up a bit if I am playing vidya. It's a comfy as fuck. That's why I never leave. I just lay here warm and toasty in all my blankies like a cocoon.
>>
>>25893956
Are you really that retarded to open paint and just put 2 red lines onto the image?

you utter prat.
>>
>>25894462
Lay on your back with laptop on your chest? Doesn't that hurt your neck?
>>
>>25894275
Phone them tomorrow lad.

They'll be treating you mean to keep you keen
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>>25894275
i used to make 43.5 offshore per hour, i honestly thought we were over paid but it's a position not for everybody, and my autism was apparent but still got board fuck I'm a knob
>jappy as fuck
>hold my tongue
>a lot moar
>listening like a coiled spring
>>
>>25893988
Scotland laddie
>>
A couple of Christian uni club people are inviting me over to their place to hang out and talk about the bible in an hour.

This is weird, I'm not even religious. I dont know if I should even go.
>>
Three nights in a row I've been working until after 6 now.

Kicking down my boss' door with a hammer in one hand and my prick in the other tomorrow.
>>
>>25894571
you have to take beer and weed
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No context, just a pic
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>>25894510
Nah laptop goes on my belly then I have one pillow under my shoulders and one on the headrest so my body is 180 degrees up until my shoulders when it curves up slightly then my head can face forwards.

pic related
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>>25894683
Your posture must be fucked
>>
>Scratch arsehole
>Deeply inhale fingers
>Reaks of shit
Who else got a hairy bum here?
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Just laughed out loud at an advert on channel 4. They're advertising the Tom Cruise movie Oblivion because they're going to have it on soon, then they just spoil it immediately.

It just cut to Morgan Freeman saying "we're not aliens, we're humans"

Great, that's the fucking twist of the film. Within 5 minutes of the film starting Tom Cruise is like '"we are the last humans left on earth" so somebody who hasn't seen the film is going to be thinking "hang on, where the fuck is Morgan Freeman?"
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>>25893664
Not doing it anymore
Sorry familia

-2016
>>
Mmmm mummy just made me chicken curry with nan for tea it was nice what are you guys having?
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>>25894982
RASHEEEDD YOU PLONKERRRRR
>>
>>25894982
ginsters pastie, on offer for a quid in tesco. wish my parents still cooked for me desu I wouldnt survive without this microwave otherwise.
>>
>>25894982
My sister made me a stir fry. It was OK.
>>
>>25893089
this is fucking unreal

100/10
>>
>>25877896
We have conor washington and polter
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>>25877453

>go to work
>come home
>post waifu

Some day, maybe things will be different.
>>
>>25895045
Stir fry is good haven't had it in ages. How old is your sister? How come she is cooking for you?

>>25895031
Sorry to hear that mate Ginsters is rough
>>
>>25893089
the name 'Mr Paki's' makes me laugh every single time I click the image
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>>25893451
I reckon have the JC in the middle, that's essential /britfeel/

this is fantastic though lad, imo yours is way better (even though it isn't a competition)

what would be amazing is if you had one of those RSPCA money collecting Labrador statue with a feel/pepe face outside the corner shop

but keep up the good work lad, do what you like
>>
>>25895099
She's 25. She's unemployed and I had just finished work. Seemed fair to me.
>>
>>25895224
Is she fit? I can give her a job.
>>
How long after an interview should you wait before you phone them up to ask?
Not hearing anything is a bad sign right?
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Asda chosen by you chicken korma ready meal.
I can already taste the disappointment.
>>
>>25895334
If they're gunna give you the job they'll normally tell you how long it will be before they are in touch. If you were utter shit they won't say anything and never bother ringing you again.
>>
>>25877408
Hey guys :D
What does a brit say to his neighbors in the morning???? "Assalamu alaykum"
>>
>>25894636
nice pic
>tfw every post about having sex with anime reminds me that the poster has never a'cute'ly had sex with an animo its just a short story about fapping
>>
>People are clicking the link to the facebook phishing site but not entering their details
>>
made us a cheeky thread to use tonight my good lads

>>25895488
>>25895488
>>25895488
>>
Lads, ever been to a gig alone?

It's a proper lame band and I don't want to embarrass myself by asking a friend along but I really want to go. I don't know if I can handle being alone for hours while I travel to the city, stand around waiting for the gig to start, stand at the gig for two hours or whatever, then go home. It just feels alien to me.
>>
>>25895541
Are we talking small time band you like in a venue with a max occupancy of 80, or are you going to a Justin Beiber concert.
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>>25894938
No need to get butt hurt
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>>25895541
I used to think it would be weird to do this but really it isn't. During travel you listen to music so don't miss the company and once you're there then your attention is on the gig not on talking to someone you could talk to elsewhere.
Get amongst lad.
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>>25895371
They said Wednesday and I haven't heard anything. Maybe they meant next Wednesday. Interview was on Thursday.
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>tfw using whiskey to wash down vitamins while listening to post-punk inspired by world war two

with no fucks, it's time to get drunk, fellas.
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