>[Insert shitty pun] Edit: RIP my inbox! Thanks for all the upvote guys, I can't believe my highest comment is about dragon dildoes! Edit 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! [Insert acceptance speech like he just won a fucking Emmy]
the main thing about leddit that i don't understand is;
they realize their website literally promotes circlejerking and is a massive echochamber, yet instead of leaving the site or trying to change that, they just make shitty jokes about it.
on top of that, political incorrectness is frowned upon unless your joke goes along with said circlejerk. not to mention how they literally have to type an "/s" at the end of everything because the average redditor can't recognize sarcasm and then when called out on it go "it's kinda hard to tell sarcasm over the internet so you never know".
fuck reddit and anyone who uses it, but at the same time thank fucking christ it exists as a quarantine zone to keep the majority of retards and normies there.
>Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
>>25794615 Don't forget that well formulated, reasonable comments get buried under piles of puns and appeal to majority memes. 4chan sure has issues with shitposting, but at least a shitpost is still equal to a good post. Reddit is good for one thing only, and that is asking for help in niche subjects where google can't help and 4chan will 404 the thread too fast.
>>25794705 >/r/4chan defense squad is here, everyone. was fun while the thread lasted. I've been coming to 4chan since before Chanology, and I have over 100,000 comment karma on Reddit.
If you legitimately think that the websites you visit are an important component of your identity as a person, you should really go to the kitchen right now and make a cocktail of everything you can find under the sink.
>>25794626 Jesus Christ. People like this are such a pain in the ass. People who see themselves as "the good guys" and that they know everything about everyone and that everyone else is just a judgemental cunt.
>>25794886 I agree but that being said Ledditors still have a really unique vocabulary, mostly using advanced words they don't know the meaning of and acting overly nice combined with another epic pun we've all heard a million times before.
>>25794893 I fucking hate insults like these It's like "I could've used my intelligence and effort to get a productive discussion started that will enhance everyones' understanding, but instead I will actively contribute to the aura of negativity and polarization while stroking my cock"
It's not even funny like it is on 4chan, because if someone explicitly describes how they want you to kill yourself on here, it's interpreted as ironic banter or eloquent "REEEEEEE"-ing. There's no responsibility to make a good discussion.
Redditors would literally impede practical jobs or discussion just to feel justified about their ego/ opinion.
Funny that people here blame the degeneration of this shit site on redditors coming in, when in reality it's was the oldfags that went to reddit years ago, and the facebook kids and tumblr that flood in by way of /b/.
Reddit doesn't even care about 4chan at all. Even 9gag is more respectable. Half of you are just in major denial that 4chan is a withered up piece of white dog shit. The other half are newfucks who don't even know what they're saying or why when they scream about reddit.
pic related. also, when someone says , it generally means you're correct in what you're saying and they know it, but they want you to waste your time looking for proof which they will then disregard.
>>25795753 Besides the little cage they have set up in the corner for our adorable shenanigans. No one says "back to 4chan"; they call you an edgy faggot and downvote your retarded shitposts.
It's you guys that are constantly labelling any faggotry you see as "not 4chan". "It must be tumblr - it must be reddit - it must be 9gag, or facebook because there's no way MY website is like this for no reason! "
The only reason you feel the need to do this is because you people are losers who identify with the website so strongly and so personally, that you can't bring yourself to insult Anonymous without also feeling like you're insulting yourself. So the only way around that is to give the Anonymous an identity. "Reddit". Now anyone you says something you dont like is just "Reddit".
>go back to /pol/ >go back to /r9k/ >may may (or other variations) >4chan is just like Reddit! >links to Reddit when alternatives are available >"4channer" >not your secrit club >ironic shitposting >asking for content they dont like to be banned when it's not breaking any rules >blames everything on gamergate
>it's the current year and you're still ___! (sjw meme)
basically a mutation of costanza ISHYGDDT
>master race (reddit theft)
an easy, but clear example of reddit stealing a meme and making a travesty of it. people wear "glorious PC master race" shirts, for fuck's sake. now nobody would be caught dead saying this around here.
interesting examples of memes emerging independently of 4chan's influence and being accepted in the meme community are tumblr's "ayy lmao" and "desu" / black people's "JUST" and "baka senpai".
>I am voting for bernie sanders >my faith in humanity >you are not a good person >make the world a better place >listen to my tolerant views >let me explain why socialism is actually good >that is wrong >racist, sexist, homophobic, mysognist, sociopath
>>25794677 What the fuck are you talking about? Even /r9k/ isn't a circlejerk, in every single thread there's arguments, normies vs robots, feminists vs mra etc. and unlike Reddit, people aren't afraid to speak their minds. There's lots of thing 4chan can be criticized for but that doesn't make sense.
*starts singing bohemian rhapsody because they saw it on Wayne's World* LE XDDDDD *stupid shitty pg white person pun chain* *some stupid meme nobody heard of until last month* *some mediocre opinion that anybody can agree with and doesn't offend anyone*
>>25794233 Umm...what? How on earth did your little liberal victim complex mind get the idea that Reddit had different political views than you? Because they moderately somewhat kinda tolerate differing opinions?
>what happened to this subreddit >this subreddit is basically stormfront now >i used to like this subreddit >what a shame I guess I'll have to find a new subreddit it looks like this one has gone to shit All translated into >Oh no my safe zone is gone!
>>25793646 The cringy thing about reddit isn't that people on reddit say dumb banal shit, but that it's what "normal" people say
I just can't understand what being bluepilled is. How can you base you whole identity over fucking memes and what TV has indoctrinated you with? How can you never stop for a second and think "is this really right?" And how do you even become a popular type, are they completely unaware of how unoriginal and unfunny they are or do they think they're hot shit for simply copying what they see, like a monkey. It's nightmare fuel
>>25800260 The craziest thing is that we see that, yet sometimes still feel bad that we aren't accepted by normies. It's like our basic instinct to be "in" with the pack supersedes our reasoning at time. We should be happy we aren't bland, uninspired, and predictable.
>>25800260 > How can you base you whole identity over fucking memes and what TV has indoctrinated you with? How can you never stop for a second and think "is this really right?" You must be deluded to think that people on 4chan are any different. Two sides of the same coin.
What is Reddit really? something called r/4chan is mentioned a lot here and i went on it.
It already sucks and whats with the spinning triforce? whats up with the gay 13 year old humor i'm seeing? Te worse thing about the page is seeing how it looks like a stolen version of 4chan and the subreddit are news are nothing like the 4chan boards. Do people really pretend to browse 4chan by using this shitty website?
>4chan is banned from Russia No it isn't you gay motherfucker
>Jamal I'm ready to prep you, and when I am finished you can enrich my girlfriend with your rich multi cultural semen while I watch from the corner! >I seriously just can't handle this much racism >Umm women can do whatever they want, it's her life not yours. You seriously sound like a rape gendered pig. >Bernie 2016! >If your going to vote for the mule don't forget to prep the bull!
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