/britfeel/

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Post waifus in an original way

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>>25703680
>2d waifu

gross

>3 fucking degrees in manchester at its hottest
>-5 after 4pm

fucking hell, I gota go to an expo tomorrow too.

I'm eating my last 2 caps of DNP just to not fucking freeze to death tomorrow.

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>>25703709
>cock sucking paki reporting in
pic related

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>>25703680

best gril coming through

>>25703709
HOPE THEY KILL YOU~

PAKI CUNT~

>>25703745
OH FUCKING GREAT

>>25703748

>perma buttblasted chav

I'm laffin breh

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>>25703778
I enjoy cock

>>25703778
>I'M 5'2 AND I HAVE TO OVERCOMPENSATE

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>>25703680
What suppose to be an original way?

>>25703906

whatever gets you goin preston

im out here tryna get pussy niggas how do i get it

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>>25703680
Waifus in an original way

>>25703651
>tfw trying to get drunk but going really slowly

I'm cold anons

>>25703965
go on adultwork

Eating nice Covent Garden Thai Chicken soup with fresh french bread, should be cosy but the heating isnt fucking working

>>25704073
>adultwork
senpai that site uses old school msn emoticons hahahah

>tfw unironically listening to girls generation
It's great, but going from death grips to this is a bit jarring.

>>25704110
do you make it a habit into listening to meme music or what?

>>25704148
Kind of, yeah. Maybe I should listen to some babymetal next.

>legitimate, full-on pakis post in these threads
why? isn't it enough that they are raping en masse across europe? why do they need to ruin our thread?

What other websites do you guys use other than 4chan? I need something else to do between posting

>>25704402
The site without mothers (for porn)
Reddit (only for amateur nsfw shit)
The Guardian (for quick crosswords)
Wikipedia (for reading about random shit)

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>>25703996
Your waifu a shit, posting superior trading card waifu.

>>25704452
>The site without mothers (for porn)

GCHQ coming for you lad

>>25704033
>tfw no beer
too lazy to go get some more.

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>tfw drinkin Horlicks

have a quick nap at 7,
wake up at 11,
well there goes my sleeping pattern.

not that it matters, I have no reason to wake up on a morning.

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>>25704506
>tfw was comfy in bed with my cat but she just buggered off

Why must everyone always leave?

>>25704506
Horlicks was invented by two British-born men, William Horlick (1846-1936) and his brother James (1844-1921) from Gloucestershire, England. James was a chemist, working for a company that made dried baby food. William, the younger brother, had emigrated to America in 1869 and James decided to join him in Chicago in 1873. That same year, they started their own company (J&W Horlicks) to make a malted milk drink. They called their product 'Diastoid' and their advertising slogan read: 'Horlick's Infant and Invalids Food'.

>'Horlick's Infant and Invalids Food'.

Enjoy mate

>>25704506
does it actually help you to sleep? I can't sleep for shit senpai

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>>25703680
quite late to the party here

>>25704567
Cute cat bro is that a Pacifica behind you?

>>25704467
Nah mate I use incognito mode so I'll be alright

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>>25704600
Cheeky twat

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>>25703680
here is my original comment along with a .gif of MUH WHY FOO

Poleaboo and his sister are both in the living room, waiting for the other to leave

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>>25704506
/comfy/ lad

>>25704567
Good cat m8, I like its asymmetric face.

Pls stroke it/give it a chin scratch from me when it comes back

>>25704572
>Enjoy mate
Much thanks senpai baka desu

>>25704576
>does it actually help you to sleep?
I'd say so. But I drink it because I'm cutting fat off my body so if I make it with milk it stops me from getting hungry during the night, it's also bretty comfy during these cold nights.

>>25704467
for what purpose?
It's the most tame of the porn sites I use 2bh

>>25704646
It sure is senpai. Mainly play acoustic now but it was my first guitar so special place in my heart.

>>25704600
>>25704667
we should rate and compare each others waifus.
I'm confident mine would come out ahead, these just can't measure up.

>>25704734
Same here bro my first guitar was Pacifica too and is behind me. Highly underrated guitar.

>>25704732
Do you think its helps you sleep any better than just warm/hot milk would? Also less calories if you just have milk

>>25704760
Rating waifus is pointless because every one thinks theirs is the best because of their love for them.

>>25704467
Not any more mate, it's moderated to shit now.

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>>25704760
Whatever famalam, congrats you think your cartoon is better than mine okay fair enough gg no re

>>25704402

Somethingawful
Ebaumsworld
Newgrounds
Maddox

>>25704778
>Do you think its helps you sleep any better than just warm/hot milk would?
Probably not mate; warm milk would be just as effective IMO but I like the malty taste desu.

>Also less calories if you just have milk
I know senpai but I'm on around 1250 calories a day with exercise as well, so a few extra cals are welcomed given the circumstance.

Had an interview for a bartending position at a cocktail/lounge bar earlier, i start on thursday at 10, 5 nights a week, so i get to stick to my fucked up sleeping pattern. Buzzing for it desu, its an ideal position for me and the pay is pretty good.

Before now i was extremely close to complete homelessness, i have 0 monies

Who else /feelingpositive/ here?

made a britfeel waifu poll using all the waifus I see often

http://strawpoll.me/6521858

everyone's just going to vote for their own desu

>>25704870
>Somethingawful

I used to go on that a lot 10 years ago when they were funny.

Now it's full of insane middle aged people.

If you read their equivalent of /britpol/ it's a bunch of crazy super marxists, like /pol/ of the left. They seem to have been in a perpetual state of calling for a revolution and the seizure of the means of production for the past 15 years.

>>25704402
i just lurk a bunch of threads across a few boards
regularly frequent bbc news as well

>>25704918
Fuck off normie shitter bastard

>meeting up with a chubby girl next week
>she's dtf

The fuck do I do? Do I just walk in and tell her to suck my dick or what? I'm trying to be an alpha.

the only good pictures I have of me are from poetry readings I've done because I never fucking socialise apart from my uni's literature scene - will girls think I'm a tosser for having that as my tinder profile?

only getting tinder so I can shitpost about it

>>25704402
>>25704402
4+4chan britfeel
plebbit

>>25705059
If you are going to hers before getting drunk get drunk there then do it, if you have drinks before and you get there just tie her up, fuck the literal shit out of her asshole and smother her with a pillow when you're done, that way there is no regret
chubbys love anal btw because their fannies are so big it's like a rubber glove

>>25704918
Not me, but good to see you getting your shit together. Pretty sure you posted about the interview before.

>>25705059
Depends how good looking you are but pretty much, was drunk with a girl once we were on her sofa, I looked at my crotch so did she, then she looked at me and said what so I said 'well its not gonna suck itself is it' she laughed and started sucking me off

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who are you going to vote for?

how the fuck is this not original fuck you japmoot

Lads I think I might be going insane but I get the feeling all the people I work with are talking about me and laughing behind my back.

It's that thing where you walk past two people, they stop talking, look at you, look at each other then smirk and only start talking again once you've left that's making me think it.

>>25705225
>Jews vs Muslims

we Israel now

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>>25704567
Post cats lads.

Here's Billy, who likes to sit like a human and stare while I sit on the computer playing vidya.

>>25705225
Labour as usual

>>25705199
I'd say I'm average and she's below average. I basically told her that we should meet up so she can meet my penis.

>>25705141
I don't like the idea of being drunk and having sex, what if I can't perform?

>>25705284
Yeah well sounds like you got a good chance then, make sure she's a bit tipsy and you should be golden

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>>25703680
scientific waifu

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>>25705255
Here's Smudgy he is a stray cat I look after he loves food and being fat and getting pets and won't let go in the back door of my house unless he goes in first.

>>25705233
What do you think they are saying about you? They're definitely saying summat.

lads, how do i stop cumming within 2 minutes of sex or even blowjobs (albeit that takes me at least 3 mins)

before you call me a normie, my only outings are with escorts, it's addicting.

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>>25705255
Here's Raiden, named after vidya character because I'm a fag.

>>25705399
Dunno, did complain to my boss earlier that I think I'm being given all the low profile crap work while the guys on the same level as me are being given all the good stuff.

Probably something about me being a whiny little shit.

>>25705393
Cute cat desu

You should adopt if you can lad. Get him checked out at a vet. Billy was a stray too.

>>25705462
were you the guy who was threatening to threw coffee in someone's face?

>>25705440
because the more clients they process the more money they make. a gf will save her pro moves for the end but she those escorts coming out like a hero line in the nhl playoffs to make dollars

>>25705251
Billionaire Jew vs. Working class Muslim

Inshallah

>>25705483
Haha no missed that one, what was that about?

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>>25705544
>tfw attracted to you but can't muster up courage to talk with you and now I'm being NTR'd

>>25705527
it was just after new years, some guy was pissed off about not receiving the same recognition and opportunities as others even though he was a better worker and said that the next person who acts like a swarmy cunt is getting a hot cup of joe in their face lel

>>25705456
Wow what breed is that? Really beautiful cat.

>captcha
>select all of the steak
>only food is 1 steak and 1 monkfish
>Select the monkfish and it accepts it as steak

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Downloaded 'Jam' today, i recommend.

any 4/10s here?

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here is toilet cat.

>>25705633
Poleaboo can't relate, he's at least a 6

>>25705633
I don't know what my rating is. How would you even go about finding out? post on /soc/ or something?

>>25705657
what a fucking pussy

>>25705667
Post here and I'll tell you. Alternatively, think about average women and consider what percentage of the time they would find you attractive.

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>>25705660
>he's at least a 6

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>>25705660
You need to wear your glasses more.

>>25705575
Sounds like a lot of people on here could've written that.

>>25703651

>Have to go to London
>have a few hours to kill
>decide to go around tower hamlets to see how bad it is
>walk 2 miles down whitechapel road
>minority white, but no where near as bad as expected

Is the area gentrifying or something? It seemed at least 30% white at a minimum, maybe 40%

>>25705575
I'm always worried someone from work would somehow recognise my posting on here and work out that it was me moaning about them.

>>25705561
You don't have to nervous about talking to me. I am not really anyone special and I won't judge you or anything anon~

>>25705752
You are special to me, but I doubt you even know who I am or think I'm anything, you think that other anon is special though.

>>25705704
>>25705708
If Poleaboo isn't somewhat attractive then why are strangers sometimes nice/friendly towards him?

Why did a female select him to live with her at uni?

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>>25705255
Jake the cat, 13(?), these days likes the sofa, on or under my bed and sitting in the sunlight and getting really warm
He has arthritis and kidney problems, still manages to catch birds and mice though
He dislikes the fox that keeps coming onto my garden, he is usually hesitant to go outside at night

>>25705699
I don't know what an average woman would think of me desu. maybe a 7, I'm nothing special

>>25704918
PAKISHOUTILDE THINKS YOUR NORMIE SCUM~

>>25705544
HOPE YOUR TEETH ROT OUT~

>>25705561
FAGGOTS OUT~

>>25705752
SPECIAL NEEDS MAYBE~

>>25705781
He said multiple anons. I was talking to him earlier. Didn't think there was any sexual tension either.

>>25705781
Don't say or think things like that anon! You are all important to me~
You shouldn't put yourself down like that.

Had a mental breakdown in the library yesterday and cried like a bitch on the bus back.

Tried to hang myself from the door ala robin Williams and freaked out

I've just been playing shogun and eating ritz biscuits since then

Idk what to do desu

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>>25705584
No idea what breed desu mate, have a camera shoved in face while sleeping picture.

>>25705852
I WISH SOMEONE WOULD PUT YOU DOWN~

Does anyone want to come talk on Omegle text with the /britfeel/ tag?

>>25705522
Hopefully it's not only Zac's sister who will get fucked by a Khan.

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>tfw middle mouse button is breaking so can't easily open window in new tab

>>25705881
>>25705584
>>25705456
It's a tabby.

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>>25705794
Jake looks like a cool guy. Cats like to go in the sunlight to get warm because their body temperature is supposed to be 20 degrees.

Jake looks like my friend Berry, Berry is another stray I look after he will eat anything and likes to go on his back legs to headbutt your hand. Here is him enjoying some left over fajita chicken.

>>25705795
A 7 is special. It's not more than one standard deviation from average, but you're still saying you're pretty one fire emoji.

>>25705915
PAKISHOUTTILDE THINKS YOU SHOULD TAKE IT APART AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN~

>>25705946
>tabby
>a breed

gb2 cat school senpai

>>25705724
It's trying to gentrify but failing, absolute fucking shithole and a deadzone, nothing of worth there just stuff muslims like

>>25705953
Good point, I just figured people do this like vidya reviews, where 8 is average.

>>25705885
leave tilde alone you absolute fucking melt

>>25705973
fuck off tripfag, like I'll take a tripfags advice take that trip and reply to my post properly and maybe I'll consider it

>>25705893
Yee nigga

>>25706001
Unfortunately in this case 5 really does reign supreme as average.

still should post face

>>25705856
watch some anime and cheer up m8

I find watching favourite anime takes minds of things. like cowboy bebop, ghost in the shell, golden boy

>>25705978
Okay fine.

It's a almost assuredly just a mixed breed like almost every cat that looks like that and there's no way to pin down any one thing.

>>25706015
PAKISHOUTTILDE THINKS IF YOU LIKE FAT BULIMICS YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF TOO~

what you lads listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lXq353lay4

>>25706074
>2015+1
>disliking tilde

fuck off normie

>>25706064
I'm reading dagashi kashi and all its doing is reminding me that I had no childhood friends and no girls ever talked to me. Even anime is turning against me

>>25706119
listening to Always Sunny senpai

>>25706130
PAKISHOUTTILDE HAS BEEN DISSING THAT BITCH ALL DAY HE ANT NO NORMIE

http://strawpoll.me/6522268

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Why was the thread down, I was left alone with my negative thoughts.

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>>25706119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8
Grade A robot End It All song.

>>25706119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=673WmFm8w_o

>>25706309
>Poleaboo
Literally insane but it wouldn't be britfeel without him. He should be considered a national treasure

>Tilde
Sometimes annoying but overall nice. Doesn't spam the threads like the others either.

>Tildes White Knight
Pretty sure there's more than one of them but the people who insult tilde are more obnoxious at this point

>Shoutanon
Literally the worst.

>>25705225
Labour easy.

>>25706437
PAKISHOUTTILDE JUST WANTS TO DRIVE THE NORMIES AND TRIPFAGS OUT

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>>25706119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx06CgkcnZY
>tfw need to poo but don't want mum to hear me poo

Who else here writes a post then deletes the entire thing whilst thinking "who gives a fuck".

I was going to rant about how a girl can be slightly upset or down one day, make it known to the public on normiebook and recieve about 50 messages "aww are you ok? do you need to talk" etc. Where as a man could post "fuck life end it all" and nobody would give a fuck. Yet were in a patriarchal society etc.

Fuck off

>>25706514
normies can stay as long as they don't brag

tilde is the only tripfag and he's alright

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>Shoutanon

>>25706544

But the patriarchal system demands that men be seen to be infallible, therefore when men do show weakness it's either ignored, or worse mocked, in order to protect said system, but very much at the cost of the individual.

>>25706577
PAKISHOUTTILDE THINKS THAT

AVATAR FAGGING

TILDEING

AND TRIPPFAGGING IT'S TOO MUCH HOW MUCH DOES THIS CUNT NEED TO BE KNOWN~

>>25706138
freinds are easy to make, join a community like local gaming place or magic the gathering, or join a competitive team and travel to LANs

girls don't talk to me much either (only a 'hello' etc. as a freind of a friend). even then they'd probably stop anyways since i'm pretty boring to most people

>>25706601
PAKISHOUTTILDES ONLY BEEN HERE FOR 2 DAYS AND HE'S ALREADY BEING ACCEPTED INTO THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF BRITFEEL

>>25706544
I just did that deleting post thing in response to your post.
>>25706624
He doesn't even post that much~

>>25706624
You're literally no better than him at the moment. Please fuck off.

>>25706681
PAKISHOUTTILDE WONDERS WHY DO YOU THINK HE'S DOING THIS~

>>25706544
i tried to type a message saying i agreed with you and then i got cucked by the robot

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>get with girl
>play "boyfriend/practice girlfriend" for a while
>get engaged
>get her pregnant
>2 months before due date slip her some morning after pills to cause a miscarriage
>for a few days grinding these pills in her food
>"sorry, mummy says I'm too old to be playing house, see ya"
>a short while later she has the miscaridge/still birth
>#WasteHerTime2016

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>>25706928
Devilish, like deviled eggs

who else is bored here

/slowfeel/ 2bh lads
>>25707132
*raises paw*

>>25707132
PAKISHOUTTILDE ISN'T HE'S PLAYING FOOTBALL MANAGER AND WATCHING SUNNY

>>25707167
ill be honest mate i have no idea who he is or the other trips on britfeel because im not arsed in the slightest
>>25707140
what should we do im so bored its making me fucking bothered

might play something but all games are shite

>>25707132
you could just go to bed m8

>>25707167
who you doing your save with?

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>tfw slowly becoming a chubby chaser

>>25707288
i only got up at half 8 and im just so fucking bored

>>25707234
PAKISHOUTTILDE I'M NOT A TRIP, JUST LIKE PAKIBOO ISN'T BECAUSE WE POST IN 3RD PERSON

>>25707288
EBBSFLEET

>>25707290
Easy pickings desu mate
Seriously if half the people here just lowered their standards there would be barely any virgins

>>25707167
fed up of getting dunked on in FM 2bh, playing as watford in create-a-club mode, made a self insert who's going to be GOAT tier but he's still got a few years to develop, 8 games away from season finish and everyones going to be upset I don't miraculously qualify for the champions league this year

>>25704913

Sounds healthy. Half the calories plus exercise. Let us know how that works out.

>tfw no feelers on omegle

I have been troled

>>25707379
>1250kcal + exercise

He'll be dead soon mate

How do I get a haircut?
The whole process scares me

>>25707437
>find haircuts you like online
>print off picture of find words to describe it accurately
>walk in to hairdressers
>explain/show picture
>get hair cut
>pay
>leave

et voila

>>25707437
Lol. Fucking hate barber's. Gonna marry a hairstylist. Why don't they take card? Somebody answer that.

>>25707416
i'll go on now

what interest are we using /britfeel/ ?

>>25707480
the fuck mate

the fuck

>>25707495
r9k omegler9k r9komegle britfeel

good to go senpai

>>25707437
I'm 25 and i'm still a full blown autist when it comes to getting haircuts. I have maybe 3 haircuts a year and trim it myself between them. I'll often start wearing a beanie for a while if my hair ends up looking bad enough.

>>25707495

Feels post.

>work a job where I don't get paid for sickness
>lost 140 quid for having a fever

>>25707437
You walk in. They all look at the sheer fucking state of you and think "OH FUCK HERE WE GO" instead of asking "How can we help you?" they just giggle and look at each other whilst you hide half way out the door. Daring to pop your head through you ask "C...can I...Im here for a hair...cut"......Cold silence......They all burst out laughing. You begin to cry and shout for your mum who was waiting in the car thinking to herself "I hope he's ok, I know its a simple task for some but ____ might struggle". Your mother holds you as you shake and piss your pants. She says that you tried your best and that gets you 40 GBP. You sit in the back seat behind her as she drives you to the McDonalds drive through and because they havent got the milkshake you want you begin to REEEEEEEEEEEEEE and kick the back of your mums seat as hard as you can and call her a "sloppy cunt!". When you get home you put on your Micky Mouse PJ's have cookies and milk and watch repeats of Art Attack then you piss yourself again and soundly fall asleep.

Thats how you get a haircut.

>>25707533
this fucking guy

I haven't had my hair cut in 3 years

>>25707346
I CAN'T KEEP MY TEAM HAPPY WITHOUT MAKING A MILLION PROMISES I'M BOUND TO BREAK~

>>25707437
ORDER SOME CLIPPERS ON AMAZON AND DO IT YOURSELF~

>>25707567
forgot your trip you dirty imposter

>>25707506
Sat in there with a bunch of guys who don't wanna be there. Barber making small talk while you just wanna get the fuck out so you can live your life. How does that look? Wank. Do it again. fine. let me out knobhead. Haha.

>>25707437
>find a place with big windows
>walk past several times to establish where the coat hangers are (possibly best to do this while it's semi-busy)
>return another day to actually get it cut (choose a rainy morning during the week between 10-11, it will be empty)
>go in and head straight for the coat hangers making eye contact and greeting only if necessary
>they'll either get you to wait a minute while they tidy or some shit or immediately take you to your seat
>get them to cut your hair as short as you're still happy with so you don't have to go for another couple of months
>give limited answers to their attempts at making conversation, they stop trying after not long
>get your jacket while they ring up the till
>pay up and if you are in a particular hurry tell them to keep the change
>try to exit and inevitably try to push a pull door or the other way around
>walk as far and fast as you can and hope nobody sees you
good luck

>>25707437
My mum normally cuts my hair but she moved away
i really need a haircut

i don't even know how to describe what i want

>>25707437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_p1S81lc8g

>>25707550
Ah man I could do with some Art Attack.
Thanks anon.

Long on the top, short on the sides/back. It's like 90% of male haircuts saying this means fuck all.

I can't do it. I'm done I'll pretend it's too cold to get a haircut until March.

>>25707584
SOZ MATEY~

>>25707692
LIMMYS SHOW IS THE PINICALE OF COMEDY~

>>25707775
>LIMMYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQAjGmPtlN0

its ded thred time. well im still awake.
watched that k-on movie. not even into anime, just wanted to see how they portrayed London.

One ball anon here... I sometimes get a phantom testicle

Feels weird senpai

>>25709141
>25709141
I asked you if you were getting an implant.

>>25709141
oh shit, how did you lose it anon?

>>25709153
Shit sorry buddy I fell asleep last night, I might be in the future but I'm not sure. My mates have taken to calling me uniball which I find hilarious.

3:25am and it's fucking cold to be honest pham

kinda warm atm because my pc has kicked into overdrive

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ARE YOU HUNGY?
ARE YOU POOR?
WELL COME ON DOWN TO THE TESCO/ASDA POT NOODLE FARM, WE SELL FRESHLY GROWN POTS STRAIGHT FROM THE TREE FOR 50P EACH
GO ON LAD BE A BOMBAY BAD BOY
>>25710143
You should probably be worried about potential damage

>>25710204
nah it's fine, it's running at an alright temp and my cooling is decent, it's just doing a nice job of keeping me warm since I'm near the tower

time for another cup of tea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlpsdPqufnM

how many of you made a marker in that zeemaps thread?

furthermore, anyone from NE england here?

>>25711064
link it senpai

>>25711409
Just look in catalog ctrl f zee

>>25711477
0 results

link me pls senpai

>>25711523
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1778472#
thread is kill

>>25711584
If you're here Ramsgate bro then I offer you my sincerest condolences on being anywhere near that shithole.

>>25711584
>submit marker
>doesn't appear on map
wow

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>5:05am
>page 7
>tfw waiting for postman and if I sleep now it's all over pham

I'm mixed race desu lads, just thought you should all know

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>>25713414
>We'll never be white

At least we're not pakis, though.

>>25713462
yeah, didn't completely lose the lottery of life

>>25713462
>>25713414
There was a half cast guy at school in my tutor group, everyone would call him SBJ (slightly black John)

>>25713544
Where there a 'slightly white John', too?

>>25713544
>tfw I was just called nigger

;_;

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>>25713815
I was called 'Spaghetti' by all the pakis because of my curly hair.

>tfw only the white people were nice to me

>>25713766
We only had 1 halfcast john, the darker one would have been slightly white john if we had one
There was also this tiny kid who had big ears and was pretty poor, uniform looked like it was handed down we called him dobby based on his resemblance to the harry potter elf
and a set of twins everyone called twinnies 1&2
I never had a nickname

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>>25713909
>tfw no one was nice to me

>>25707437
>not just giving yourself a buzzcut
what are you, a normie that cares about how his hair looks?
>>25707624
>try to exit and inevitably try to push a pull door or the other way around
Ah fuck m8 every time.

Well just got up for work. Another day, another pound.

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>>25714322
no sleep til brooklyn

>>25715339
good morning my love, sorry to call you that but it's the truth even if you don't love me back

>>25715447
I've always wondered how pathetic the threads could get. I don't even dislike Tilde, but you're on par with Poleaboo

>>25715339
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
all you do is try to make others are miserable as you

MORNING HAS BROKEN, FAGGOTS

Cooking some scrambled eggs with peppers and shit in for brek (menemen), what are you queers having?

Sometimes my oneitis flirts with me, but not consistently.

Is she just bored or does her attitude to me go through different patches?

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>it's another day of wagecucking

Christ will this week ever end.

>>25717075
Yeah, you just have to work today and then two more days, then you get two whole days off.

>>25716938
She's only flirting with you when Chad isn't giving her attention

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>>25703680
Kanbaruuuu

>>25717075
I know this feelio. It was fucking freezing on the way to work this morning.

alright you weeb cunts it's freeleech on ab and I need some suggestions for what to download

>>25717130
What would the British version of "Chad" be?

Chad isn't a common name in the UK

>>25717177
gay porn and pokemon

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original

>>25717198
Mohammed.
Less charm, less attractiveness, more rape.

Oi fags suggest me some good shit to watch on crunchyroll. Just got it for my ps4

>>25717267
pokemon and gay porn

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original

>>25717198
Sam or Jamie

>>25713544
I just got called by my surname, sometimes with a 'y' on the end.

>>25717267
Watch the first episode of Kyoani's new show called Myriad Colors Phantom World.

Then watch Yuri Yuri and Food Wars Shokugeki no Soma

I'd suggest the Monogatari series but I don't think they have Bakemonogatari unless you use a proxy.

>>25717313
>tfw you think of good nicknames for all the lads but no one ever gives you one back

>>25717267
Diebuster, welcome to the NHK, planetes, ergo proxy, moyashimon.

I was president of the anime society at uni :^)

>>25717386
Thx. I like mystery/action and cyberpunk stuff. Any good crime stuff either? Liked death note , the one about bombs in Tokyo etc

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>>25713815
>Oh word, that's tight.

>>25717346
Reminds me of the Frankie Boyle joke

>hey guys, you can call me T-Dawg!
>Or we will call you Cuntychops

bored lads, just have to sit around waiting for my favorite pizza place to open at 5

that's over six hours. someone give me something to do for fucking 6 hours.

>>25717711
Wank marathon

Longest I've wanked for is 1 hour and 13 minutes, I could probably do better but I got bored.

>>25717711
Wank yourself senseless

(I had 6 whole wanks yesterday, after a month of nofap)

>>25717726
I've edged for several hours straight before, all it did was make my balls ache and the cumshot was really runny and a bitch to clean up

>>25717726
>>25717727
not really feeling the wanking. i tried wanking yesterday and couldn't even get hard fully. think my libido is dead or i just need a long long break from porn

>>25717770
I felt depressed for a month once because I couldn't get hard for weeks. It got so bad that I was actually considering going to the doctor and saying "muh dick doesn't work anymore" but I was too embarrased.

Being 22 and having erectile dysfunction is bleak. Luckily it went back to normal after about 4 or 5 weeks, I'm still not sure what caused it.

>>25717802

Maybe it was like a erectile hypochondria type of thing. Y'know, you fail to get hard once and you convince yourself your cock's broken entirely.

>>25705987
Not true really.

It is gentrifying at a massive place but;
White ppl wont actually work in whitechapel so if you go there during the day you wont see much

And

Council doing fairly well (compared to other) at keeping hold of social housing

>>25717502
Try texhnolyze and serial experiments lain. I haven't watched anime in years so anything I suggest will be pretty outdated.

>>25717502
>cyberpunk

You absolutely must watch Ghost in the Shell then. It's like Bladerunner mashed with The Matrix (it actually inspired The Matrix).

Do NOT watch Ghost in the Shell 2.0, it's the first film but with certain scenes replaced with terrible CGI. Absolutely nobody likes it, the original is far better.

Fancy a kebab but not sure what I should get.
Standard donner, house special, something else? Suggestions welcome lads I will allow you to live vicariously through me while I post photo updates of the meal being consumed.

>>25718036
The animation is so, so good in the original as well.

>>25718043
Vet the vegetarian one

>>25718054
I love the background and setting too. I have a weird fascination with those kind of dystopian cities

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB-ik-Bpl0c

I'd love to live somewhere like Hong Kong. It would probably be shit in the long term but there's just something so alluring about it. Everything crammed together, neon lights etc.

>>25718111
Trips of truth.

I get what you mean , there is definetely something attractive about living in a big big dark rainy , neon city. Give it 20-40 years and I reckon London might be like that, for now Tokyo is genuinely the closest thing to that though.

I don't even like anime that much, but damn I would fucking kill to live in a cosy little apartment in Tokyo

>>25718078
nah I won't do that

>>25718111
the music and animation are so bad

>>25718268
>animation
>bad

It's entirely hand drawn and came out in 1995. Probably the best example of cel animation before the shift to computer generated methods.

Fight me.

>>25718313
It's mostly stills and pans, not a lot of actual animating going on. That's the only achievement of anime, to market itself as being animated.
You'll notice how low the framerate is when the characters turn or walk, how jarring and choppy the actual animation is.

>>25718043
>I will allow you to live vicariously through me while I post photo updates of the meal being consumed.
no thanks mate, we don't need fat bastards shitting up this thread and making it /britpakifood/

>>25718369
It's no different to western cartoons in that respect then.

If however you're going to compare 60fps Disney animations to anime then it wouldn't be fair since they have a budget of like 100 million dollars and use literal supercomputers to render each scene. A little office in nippon can't compete with the visual fidelity or smoothness.

*unsheathes katana and teleports behind you*

get the fuck away from my animes, kid

>>25718369
this desu

i don't why weebs compliment the animation in anime. it's the one shit thing about it. love causes blindness i suppose

NOISY FUCKING BUILDING PEOPLE NEXT DOOR ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Hungover desu lads and don't remember laying down last night or how I got this scratch on my finger.

>>25718591

I have a fucking jumbo crane across from me, I know your feels.

MAXIMUM WAGEKEKING WITH A POUNDING HEADACHE

JUST FUCK MY BRAIN UP SENPAI

>>25718591
CARMELLA CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOAAAR

HOLY FUCK WHY ARE WEDNESDAYS SO LOUD

>told driving instructor they date i booked for test, back in november
>it was booked for today
>test started 15 minutes ago
Not really sure where to go from here desu

>>25718795
call your instructor

Amazon rejected half the payments for my order and I have the money for it all. Not impressed.

>>25718795
Iktf lad.

I had a similar experience where I turned up 20 minutes late because I didn't read the time properly and wasn't allowed to take the test. If you turn up to the test centre, even if you're late, you can book another test as soon as it becomes available. On the other hand, if you're a complete no show I think they make you wait a month or two before you can rebook.

>>25718795
It will count as a no-show, so at least it won't count towards your test limit.

>>25718902
>count towards your test limit.
Test Limit? Is this what I think it is?
I passed on my first try, is there a limit to how many times you can fail?

>>25718982
He's memeing you bruv

>>25705724
No where is nearly as bad as you would think.

If you get your "facts" from places like this, you'd believe whites are an endangered minority.

>>25719025
>memeing you
Is this the new words kids are using these days for "trolling"

>>25718982
Yeah, 5 times in total. So if you failed your theory 4 times and then practical, you can't drive.

>>25719044
People usually put effort into trolling

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bad feels
>tfw revising for big test on friday
>nan who I loved to bits died on monday

good feels
>2 week break after friday
>dragon's dogma comes out on friday
>managed to get dragon's dogma and XCOM2 both 25% off

>had to go pick up painkillers from pharmacy
>normally they treat me like shit just because I need painkillers
>this time mercaptopurine is also on my prescription
>get treated like an illness king

It felt good desu.

>>25719052
kek I know that's bullshit because it took my mum much more than five attempts. she failed the practical 8 times. and theory she failed twice.

to this day she can't park unless there's a boat load of space.

>>25719077
I imagine your mum is part of the reason the laws changed.

>>25719052
Total bullshit

>>25719058
Where from senpai?

>>25705633
I got rated 4.5/10 once but more recently a gay guy called me 8/10

>>25719099
GMG, code is 25PERC-2016GM-WTHGMG

>>25719125
>GMG
oh nevermind then

>>25719125
Do you get steam codes or not?

>>25719098
nobody listen to this utter meme of a cretin

you can fail your tests as many times as you want

>>25705784
>implying you need to be attractive to be friends with a girl

She might think you're Ok but weird looking.

>>25719133
Nah it's a one time download after you purchase it.

>>25719132
what's wrong with GMG

>>25719133
yes, you get steam codes for both of them

>>25719136
this

the more times you fail, the money the guberment makes, they don't give a shit

>>25719142
>that day 1 dlc
When will this madness end

>>25718747
Just finished season 4 yesterday, I'm so tired

>>25719147
He's probably a console kiddy

>>25719058
Is there a new dragons dogma? I played the shit out of it on ps3.

>>25719157
Tony kills Chris

Season 6

>>25719169
It's coming to PC on friday. Nothing new, just that pcucks are excited over a game we've done with almost a whole generation ago.

>>25705633
I remember some hot girls in a night club a few years ago, said about me that I was a 9/10. I was pissed of at the time because I thought I was the absolute tits, and a perfect 10. Now I'm fat and probably a 5/10. So fuck it

>>25719175
Thanks for the heads up pham

>>25719184
Any noteworthy extra content? I might buy it if they fix the one character only bullshit.

>>25706309
I genuinely believe that Tidle and shout anon are the same person

>>25719175
LOL, no he doesn't. I've watched all the seasons of Sopranos over 5 times, it's my favourite show. Tony never kills his nephew.

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>>25719259
He suffocates him, after car wreck.

>>25719245
No changes to the original game. Just includes all the dark arisen stuff and dlc sets. The berserk armour isn't included due to licensing rights though.

>>25719259
Nice try to make that season 4 anon believe otherwise. But as the above screenshot shows, he kills him.

>>25719169
it's coming to PC so you can play in 60fps etc

there's a big war on /v/ over PC lads and console lads where faggots like >>25719184 get their knickers in a twist for one reason or another. I don't give a shit about the arguments I just like videogames

I'm just excited to play the game, I never managed to play it on PS3 so I'm excited, and for 18 quid you can't go wrong really

>>25719321
>console kiddies throwing a tantrum
>big war

lel

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>>25719353
>mfw pcucks only just got mgo and dragons dogmas now

>>25719321
I don't begrudge anyone a chance to play DD, I reckon its a fantastic game, even though it's got flaws. Nothing beats a team of 4 sorcerors spamming grand bolide and shitting all over the framerate.

>>25719400
I'll boot up the playstation to play some MGO.
Oh wait, the servers have been offline for years.

Guess I'll have to make do with silky smooth 120fps at 4k. Enjoy your... 'games'...

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>>25719353
>>25719400
this is what I'm on about

>>25719321
Post some screens when you've got it m8, I want to see how it looks on PC. Any ideas about what class you'll go for?

Well fuck, im awake. now what do?

>>25719458

Get real and share some feels.

>>25719458
Fairly sure you're still sleeping.

>>25719418
Wait, it has online? I was going to pirate it senpai. How does that work? Like dark souls I imagine?

>>25719479
If DD had proper online it would be the best shit ever. Unfortunately all it has is the pawn system, where you hire AI companions off other people.

>>25719479
PC version has full online, yeah.

>videogames used to be my favourite hobby
>used to finish school and play videogames immediately
>22 now
>can't play a videogame for more than 30 minutes without getting bored of it

I just can't enjoy videogames anymore, even the ones that I was really looking forward to ended up being disappointments. I'm not sure what I expect from a game anymore.

Recently I have resorted to playing older games like Baldur's Gate and the Final Fantasy series.

Just Cause 3, Battlefront, Fallout 4, Witcher 3, MGSV are all just bollocks.

Fallout 4 and MGSV were great at first and then the rest of the game is just more of the same.

Anybody else know this feelio? It depresses me, I want to like videogames again.

>>25719564

Just look for more niche games, you were only naming AAA titles. I disagree with Witcher 3 as well, I put 100 hours into that and loved it, but fair enough.

Try Sherlock Holmes Crimes and Punishments, that's different and fun.

>>25719539
But is it just what this guy said >>25719506

>>25719609
full as in you play with players and not AI

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>>25719564
I thought the same thing, but every now and then a game comes out that I fall in love with and can't put down.

Max Payne 3 really did that too me. The telltale 'games' do that to me.

MGSV did it a little. It's disappointing and has a low of flaws but I still clocked 100+ hours on it.

Just got to find that gem you like.

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>>25719643
Fuccck, that's pretty cool. I don't want to spend money though. My student loan is dwindling.

>>25719564

I thought the new wolfenstein game was good for its genre, try that if you like aaa.

Or play some age of mythology, titan battles never get old.

>>25719246
PAKISHOUTTILDE THINKS YOUR JUST BEING SILLY DESU~

>>25719564
>Anybody else know this feelio? It depresses me, I want to like videogames again.

I can't play videogames when sober anymore, I get too bored. If I'm drinking though, I'll session all evening on 1 game, and love it.

>>25719246

They are the same person, he even admitted it.

Finally my fellow NEETs are awake. I am always awake by 9, I don't know how you guys can deal with waking up so late.

>>25719690
it wasn't you idiot, it was shout pretending to be tilde.

>>25719660
>>25719660
He's lying to you lad. Not like it matters anyway, the game is great fun to play with just you and your main pawn. I made my pawn look like lezard valeth from Valkyrie profile.

>>25719704
don't know wtf u do cos im at a los and ive just got up.

im just sat drinking tea, falling asleep like abird on a pirch

>>25719712
He's not lying you mad console scrub.

>>25719757
Sauce then my nigga

Bloxxxxx

>>25719769
DD for PC
retard

http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/robot-wars/38504/robot-wars-being-revived-for-bbc-two

robot wars is back on lads

Hope they bring craig charles to host robot wars

want to order a fresh pizza but too many people outside my flat building

what do?

>>25719726

Watch shit, learn German on Duolingo, play vidya, read sometimes. There's plenty to do, I recommend starting to learn a language, it's good for the ol' grey matter.

>>25704452
Fuck off lying redditor

>>25719828
but he's a pedo

>>25719828

I have run out of crack, I need to go buy some more, see you next time, on Robot Wars *kisses fingers*

this is the first i can recall hearing of this

>>25719884
>>25719891
forgot link

>>25719842
if you were a weeb that would read
watch anime
learn Japanese
play videogames
read manga

''im doing lots of meaningful things to improve my life and my future chances of moving to japan and being a famous anime artist, why aren't you trying to improve your life?''

-im not interested
-im not interested
-I read the internet everyday.
I have a heap of things to do, but theyre all just ways to waste time,
think ill just sit and be comfy instead.

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Solicitor still hasn't collected my shit

>>25719800
Oh right, I definitely believe you now :^)

>>25719929
Just going through the highway code-what a tiring read. Listed under parking rules:
>You MUST ensure that you do not hit anyone when you open your door

>>25719949
PAKISHOUTTILDE THINKS YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP ARGUING ABOUT ME~

What should I do with my life lads?
Obtained a shit worthless humanities degree and now I work in a warehouse for 7 pound an hour. I want to apply for something, but I have no idea what.
In my time off all I do is play games and I'm too tired to look for jobs. Plus parents are forcing me to pay rent.
Any help would be appreciated, thanks lads.