/britfeel/

>>25723801
good thread lad

>>25721321
Tell me how it went

Anyone purchased modafinil before in the UK? Where's the best place online to buy it where it won't take up to 2 weeks to come from India?

>>25723829
i r8 8/8 m8

LADS HAHA!

>>25723837
There's more than one of us. I just think he's pathetic

Anybody staying up til 4 to watch the new episode of Sunny tonight? Looking forward to it so much

>>25723919
Is it the first episode of a new series? If not how have the others been?

New OP image is lacking tbqh.

Doesn't capture the essence of british neetdom nearly as well as the old one.

>>25723916
Can confirm. I would do the same if I knew the polish girls details.

>tfw the JC sends you to an interview and you have to pretend you want it while trying not to get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkYHNO2vNG4

>>25723874

Yup, used it for ~2 years now.

Modafinilcat is a good site to go by, amazing tracking, comes from SunPharma but you'll have a wait anywhere you go.

You can also try your luck on the Darknet markets, but I wouldn't trust them cunts.

>>25723916
So there's multiple lads emailing her at the chance pakiboo is up to something sinister? She's probably creeped out by you lot too desu. Certainly not worth it if the police decide they want to follow up on these emailers.

>>25724005
I believe it's a work in progress

>>25723801
Is that Poleaboo in the kebab shop?

kek

>>25723916
This tbqh, dont care about the girls just want to hamper his schemes

>>25724020
Was tempted to turn up drunk and act like that in one of those JC obligation interviews. Pussied out because Peep Show is so fucking popular/mainstream these days.

>>25723919
YOU KNOW IT

>>25723966
THE SECOND

>>25724020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2rgzsO-AMM

Just act dumb m8

>probably wont be hard for you #topbantz

>>25724032
Whatever helps you sleep at night famalamabingbong

>>25724088
I like you just like a very slight touch more know that I know you're that committed to sunny

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>>25724088
Reminder Shoutanon has became the very thing he's supposedly fighting against. Watch him keep going because he craves the attention.

>>25724088
THE HOTTEST NEW GIMMICK IN TOWN

>>25724006
>>25724032
>>25724047

I don't know her details. He's got himself into this mess by acting like a fucking creep and now he's trying to get revenge. I just think he needs to man up and face the consequences of his actions.

Just like that normie who came in the other day complaining his girlfriend broke up with him because he cheated and expecting support because

>MUHHHH ROASTIE

Just pathetic desu

>>25724123
I'VE SEEN EVERY EP TOO MANY TIMES TO COUNT

>>25724120
I'm not him but if you seriously think she won't give the police all you and the others details if/when she gets in contact with the pigs over pakiboo then you're deluded.

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>tfw realising that my life is empty and i have nothing to look forward to except the inevitable wage slavedom for 40 years until i die alone

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>>25724174
>I'm not him
>pigs

>>25724143
>implying Angryanon wasn't the worst

He has stopped posting now though I think. Probably had an aneurysm.

>>25723465
When I was 16 I had already been out of school for years so that wont be the case.

I'll go fuck a whore then enjoy the past until December at which point I'll do my best to recreate events that lead to me being in a short lived online relationshit, then I just wont fuck it up and find a way to get myself to America.

send me back m8 it's been years and i still think about her every day

>>25724174
sure whatever, won't stop me from fucking up your plans

>>25724242

Nobody can fuck up Poleaboo's plans, I bet you just e-mail some authority with a link to the r9k threads. Nothing would ever come of that.

>>25724174
>Not using a fake email just to message her
>Thinking the popo will punish an anonymous tip off about a stalker.

>>25724314
kek poleaboos whole life is a series of his plans being fucked up, why do you think he is where he is now

>>25724032
>no polish people live in the uk and post on /britfeel/

kurwa

>>25724378
Poelaboo would like to offer you a hand in good faith. He wants to learn polish to get in with some females.

>>25724378
What does being polish have to do with anything? Apart from admitting your genetically inferior to real white people.

>>25724353
he is like some evil solo variant of the chuckle brothers

>>25724395

Duolingo has Polish now, it's a good starting place.

Should I quit 4chan?

>>25724442
If I could, I would.

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Evening lads
Hows everyone holding up with Bowie's death?
Today is the first day I've listened to anything but bowie, thought Scott Walker was appropriate due to his influence on Blackstar, and the dismal sound of the album.

Just end it all now lads t b h

>>25724442
Yes, but if you're at this point you can't and won't without a big lifestyle change.

>tfw only 112 friends on Facebook
>tfw my profile picture is a Cheep-Cheep
I've become that guy

Poleaboo is wondering where he can find horse semen. The local stables had their horses moved because of him sneaking in at night.

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who /ManUnited/ here?

i don't even watch football any more lads, i just look at the FT score for Man U Games and get angry at how shit we've come

>>25724395
Spierdalaj , Ty brudny pakistanskich gowno. SHOUTANON JEST KROL.

>>25724161
Me too. I contacted Netflix to see if they counted but they don't. I'm guessing aside from season 9,10 and 11 it's in the 300s.

>>25724464
Lecturer was playing Bowie over the speakers when we were going into the auditorium yesterday, Could have cried a lil bit m8

>>25724427
He's the brown Dick Dastardly

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>>25724442
Don't quit senpai, I don't want to you to leave.
Just don't spend so much time here.

>>25724482
M8, I have 43 friends. 100+ is normie as fuck

>>25724482
>48 friends
>profile pic is a far away landscape photo of me from behind so you can't tell any discernible features

Just finished a Chinese, now I'm in bed watching sg1 with the heating on full pelt while shitposting. Feels comfy desu

>>25724496

No. I used to get teased at school because I got convinced to choose Man City to support, I live in buttfuck nowhere so it was literally a case of picking a team from my Premier League '94 stickerbook. Now that City are good anyone new I meet just assumed I started supporting them three years ago. I still remember begging my mum to let me have a day off cos United beat City 5-0 in Monday Night Football one season.

>>25724241
>tfw year 11s at the school I went to are banging teachers

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Bristol-teacher-Downend-School-spent-night/story-28490292-detail/story.html

Where were these sexed up teachers when I was 16?

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Lads this qt3.14 at uni has started wearing a knitted hat with cat ears because of the cold weather. Its too much for me

>>25724442
Yeah man delete your account.

>>25724496
>i don't even watch football any more lads, i just look at the FT score for Man U Games and get angry at how shit we've come

Pretty much sums up United fans desu. That's what you get for only supporting a team based on the fact that they always win and it makes you feel cool.

>>25724464
I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS

>>25724567
INDEED

>>25724587
RAPE HER AND GET SENT TO PRISON SO I NEVER HAVE TO HERE YOUR BULLSHIT AGAIN

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>>25724496
>ManU

>>25724587
>girl in my class wears a knitted grey hat with ears every day since months ago
you aren't me are you?

>>25724496
Better than Chelsea I suppos.

>>25724593
Wait I didn't know we had accounts here

>>25724519
>Spierdalaj , Ty brudny pakistanskich gowno. SHOUTANON JEST KROL.

Kurwa, kocham to

>>25724558
Well, I've probably only had a conversation with 40 of them. The rest are primary and secondary school classmates.

>>25724653
How else will Mook data mine the website for profit?

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>hear mgsv online beta came to pc
>go onto steam now to opt into beta
>beta was pulled due an exploit

JUST

>>25721514
oh fuck im awake again.

>>25724653
>he doesn't know he has an account
Kek what are you a newfag? :^)

>at the gym
>one squat rack , ghetto gym
>doing squats
>pakis come in, group of 5
>ask if im finished.
>on second warmup, got 5 worksets and 2 warmups
>explain this to them
>say they know the owner
>say its a community centre gym, no one "owns it"
>stare at me with evils all throughmy workset.
>you finish now?
>"nahmate. Calf raises"
>tfw i was going.to use the calf machine but fuck these pricks.
>come home and look at my shitty calfs thinking the pakis could have used the rack for.something.better. Like curls they no doubt ended up doing.

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Guess we should post waifus or something right.

>you can legally have sex with a 6 year old girl in the Saudi Arabian Embassy

Yes lads.

>>25724543
I've cried twice, first when I heard "Word on a Wing", and the second time was today when I was listening to "Heroes" and the title track came on

>>25724545
Who is his Muttley?

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>Anime still isn't real

Not good Nigel, not good.

Just clocked off, laddos.

>>25724720
Good for you. Filthy pakis. Pisses me off when they come into the gym in their groups, like they do, and they take it in turns to use one piece of equipment, so you're waiting 45 minutes to use the fucking squat rack. (my gym is one of those gay ''self-improvement, cardio bunny'' gyms with a million treadmills and only one squat rack.

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Just spilled my automotive spaghetti lads

>drive into parking area for flats
>another resident is there with his car in the space I usually drive into before reversing
>awkwardly half-drive in to the space next to him
>it's the wrong angle for my usual maneuver
>try again
>stall the car
>restart the car still in gear and lurch backwards
>start once more and back into space with about an inch clearance

>sit in my car waiting for him to leave
>he doesn't leave
>this goes on for some time

Bored t b h

>>25724776

> implying Based Nige wouldn't lock you weebs up for life.

>>25724464
What the fuck is wrong with these people, I gave less of a shit when my aunt died than these guys give about Bowie.

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Made pasta for the first time in my life yesterday and i was proud that i didn't fuck it up and it ended up tasting very good. I'm improving my eating habits in general and by doing do it has made me happier in general. Gonna join the gym next week too

>tfw you're finally about to shed that baby fat you've had all your life
>no more disgusting man boobs
>no more averting your eyes away from the mirror undressing getting into the shower due to how ashamed you feel looking at your naked body

>>25724633
hers is red. Is yours a qt?

This girl seems great tbqh, speaks only to a couple of people (sits with the same ones all the time) so isnt popular, p sure her phone background is animu/vidya but not sure because i sit a couple of rows behind her and cant quite make it out. Sometimes brings baked goods in for her group when there is group work.
Never spoken to her but she has smiled at me on campus and once in town when we were walking past each other, made me happy that she seemed to know i exist enough to recognise me.

>tfw probably closest ill ever have to gf

>>25724653
Wtf, have you been posting without an account? Can you tell me how to do it, my account keeps signing me out :/

>>25724802
>tfw friend posts about bowies death
>tfw i play him low
>"mate, ithought he was pop"
Y even m8?

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>>25724727
Original waifu

Do no steal, do not repost.

>>25724787
They always do bitch weight too.
A 40kg bench isnt impressive, why do they even bother... And why do all pakis do 40kg? Ive yet to see one do higher.

got the gondola playlist on a 100" projector screen, as I shitpost, pretty glad I live alone desu

>>25724748
>tfw always wanted to lose virginity to David Bowie.
>wont happen because he is dead
>wouldnt have happened anyway since he seemed so in love with his wife

I didnt cry then and there but last night i was listening to 'as the world falls down' and looking at pictures of him with his wife and they look so in love

>david bowie will never look at you like that
>nobody will ever look at you like that

>>25724902
Yeah, they're cunts.

Need to get back in the gym next week. Not been for a month with Christmas and I've had a mega ear infection which was caused by going to the gym a lot, sweating like fuck, trapping the moisture inside of my ear with my earbuds and not drying my ears properly after a shower.

First time I've had one sine I was about 10. Lesson learned. DRY YOUR EARS!

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>diarrhoea every single day

Can't live with this.

Just been invited by Chad to his party lads, what do. I vaguely know other people going, but it's going to be awkward, even heard people asking why I was invited. I've known this guy for a while though and he is a m8, though I thought he knew I was socially retarded. Anyone been in a similar situation?

>>25724843
she's a blonde qt, sits next to the same two girls since the beginning and never says a thing, i don't think she has many friends - at least not here
i'm also pretty sure that i don't exist to her - but that's not surprising given the class female:male ratio

>>25724963
>shit in the loo
>shit on the pitch
>lufc are shit

>>25724993
Have a few drinks before you get there. Problem solved.

I'm pretty good in social situations. I have no problem meeting new people and have been to plenty of parties and on many nights out where I didn't know anyone and I still always drink before I leave the house.

Just takes the edge off.

>>25724930
Get over yourself.

You're like pigs rolling in your own shit.

>>25724993
Yeah although I never actually heard anyone ask why I was invited.
Parties are kind of weird if you don't know anyone, but if hes a good friend it should be okay.

>>25724963
Sort your diet out then? Or do you have some kind of disease?

how do girls get cum out their vagina?

I just got Instagram as Facebook is fucking shit and this seems more like my thing.

How do I get followers?

>>25725119
They don't. They enjoy having high status sperm leaking now and then.

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Someone give me some goals for this game.

I'm going to form Prussia, and I can't be fucked to unite the HRE, but apart from that I'm up for anything.

>>25724993
Yeh, just have a drink or two (but not too much) and just make small talk with people if anybody talks to you (what they do, ask questions .etc .etc)

I went to a couple of parties where I knew nobody but the host and it was fun because most people are pretty friendly to people they don't know. just get a bit of common sense and avoid the people you think might give you shit.

don't be afraid to leave though if you don't enjoy it, just excuse yourself to Chad and leave quietly.

>>25725080

My brother has IBS and has to put something up his arse every night, my Dad takes pills for some stomach problem.

I take anti-psychotics and anti-depressants plus anti-epileptic pills so it could be them but I can't leave the house for the fear of having to shit my guts out at any moment (I have a minutes notice at most before it starts).

I eat a good diet, plenty of meat and fibre.

>>25725039
>not knowing how to use that expression

also

>v angry about people talking about bowie
you must still be in the third stage of grief. Its ok lad, we're here for you

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>>25724496
not even, but the decline of man u
mirrors the decline of the UK through foreign investment and ownership changes to greedy conservatives

> Flemish weavers settled in the area in the 14th century, introducing a wool and cotton-weaving tradition.
>Population: 139,403

nationally, nothing left

>>25725171
>vicky instead of CK2

>>25725242
he looks like Mr Krabs

>signing up for new GP
>have to provide a urine sample

Is this a new thing recently? This is bullshit, I've got to wee into a tiny plastic tube and I just know it's going to go all over my hands and the floor and everywhere desu

>>25725299
It's the Poleaboo GP services.

Going to a concert with a cute girl in a few weeks, really excited desu. Only problem is, I know she likes me and I like her but I'm not trying to move forward because I'm leaving the country soon and don't want her to change my mind on it

>>25724024
How well does it actually work?

>>25725038
>>25725064
>>25725179
Cheers lads, but the issue isn't that I don't know them at all (that wouldn't be too bad) it's that I do, but only enough for them to know I'm anti social and never socialise. So it's made more awkward by the fact they actually know I'm the odd one out. I'm actually not bad at socialising when drunk, but I might have the odds stacked against me on this one.

>>25725299
Use a funnel.

I had to give a urine sample when I joined the army and they gave me a plastic champagne flute to piss in.

> Wankered Wednesday
> no WAYD posts ITT

Seriously lads, it's 2016, what are you drinking?

>>25725299
>take tube into toilet
>do a piss
>flush toilet
>realise I forgot to piss in the tube

>>25725378
Allow me mate.

What are you doing?

>>25725299
drink a load of water, wait for it then go for one massive piss. then try and fill it up a couple of mins later

I smoke a fair amount of weed as well as other drugs recreationally and I was wondering, when I have a blood test at the docs for something unrelated, will they see all those drugs in my system or is it something they won't see unless they're looking for it?

>>25725399
Thanks mate, good of you.

I'm currently drinking JD and coke, praising that I'm only two days away from being able to drink all day, rather than only the evenings.

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>>25724088
>tfw when the don't pull the email but trip, james the first

burn the second.

>going to watch a movie about free speech and cu^t a stencil and drink a fine wine to monk a shire, id rather be in devon

>>25725299
>have to provide a urine sample
Just lug a few of your piss jugs into the surgery in a backpack

>>25725510
fucking lmao

>got 17 pints for you here doc

>want to have a wank to cheer me up
>have wanked to most of the porn of my fetish on the internet at this point
>eventually find some decent vids
>start wanking
>mum comes upstairs have to pause videos and wait for her to go back down
>she spends like 10 minutes wandering around up here
>finally goes back down
>start up video again start jacking it
>dad comes upstairs now
>pause vids again
>can hear dad in the toilet taking a shit
>dick not even hard anymore

Fucks sake really wanted a wank before the football started.

Guys, the fire inside of my oven is 50% orange. usually it's fully blue.

What does this mean?

>>25725299
YOU COULD USE ONE OF PAKIBOOS PISS ENVELOPES

Piss bottlers, here is your god:

http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news/19851-antonio-esfandiari-dq-d-from-poker-tournament-for-peeing-in-a-bottle-under-the-table

>>25725359
>Use a funnel.

Too late, just did it and pissed everywhere as expected, brb mopping floor

Seriously the tube opening must have been 15mm at the most.

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>24
>first ever interview on friday

bricking it lads

>>25725558
whats it for

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>>25725541
>tfw you show him your favourite bottle

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B
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R
E
D

How shall I spend this evening, chaps?

If post ends in 0, 1, or 2 I'll read a book.
If 3 I'll shitpost aggressively all night.
If 4 I'll get plastered.
If 5 or 6 I'll watch something on telly.
If 7 or 8 I'll play vidya.
If 9 I'll spend it with my dad.

If dubs I'll pester the gf for nudes and then post them here.

>>25724464
celebaiting his life star walker

>what do the jock's celary Montmeomary Burns life day or death day?
>and why the words of characors down thebline are spoken on his day, he still mii9

>>25725587
check this out doc, an '04 vintage

>>25725544
Air in the mix

>>25725591
>If dubs I'll pester the gf for nudes and then post them here.

Do this anyway faggot.

>>25725586
teaching English in Japan lol

>>25725631
dont you need a degree for that?

>>25725638
yeah

not a normie though. commuted from home

>>25725613
How does that come about? It's been fine since we've had it. This is the first time it's ever happened.

>>25725692
fuck off normie twat

OC

>>25725591
the imortance of work
that japenses autimsm curing kid
or rudy Kipling
>main tain to man-an-fest

---------------------------------------------the line

>>25725700
May be a leak in the gas line, don't leave the oven open overnight otherwise you'll blow the house up.

>>25725700
is it a bit breezy or is something a little out of place? It's not great when it's like that as you end up with soot and it burns more gas

>>25725737
You mean don't leave the gas on?

>>25725745
Nope, not even windy. It's getting really cold here if that's anything to do with it. Was fine around 2pm.

>>25724496
Spoken like a true glory supporter, well done mate.

>>25725542
I know this feel all too well ORIGINAL COMMENT

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>>25724496
>glory supporters getting BTFO
Well at least you got rodney

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>studying feels horrible
>have no friends or gf to build me back up
How do you other robots deal with this feel?

>>25725911
Booze lad, get /drinking/

>>25725911
By not being a giant, gaping fanny

How much weed would I get for a tenner? If it's ordinary/shit stuff

>>25724024
Holy shit that ridiculous markup.

I just order directly from india at 5 quid for 10 at 4nrx-uk md.

I tried ordering from a site like that and this site and it's the exact same thing at the end of the day.

>>25725911
Alchohal. Makes everything better.

>>25726011
1 gram.

>>25726011
about a gram probably

>>25726011
0.3 grams roughly

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>>25723801
>walk 8 miles for interview in uncomfortable dress shoes
>get a massive blister on the back of my foot
>get a call today telling me I was unsuccessful
>basically was told I was too weird to work there
>can't walk on foot properly because it hurts blister
>cut open blister and it sprays out a liter of water
>drain foot water into toilet
>back of foot has been leaking water all day
>mfw the company I had the interview with was southern water

>>25726154
>>25726199
how many highs does a gram get you?

>>25725613
sounds like you're writing a mixtape senpai

>>25726309
>>walk 8 miles for interview
absolute madman

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>>25724005
Yea it does, what are you fuckin gay?

>>25726335
>how many highs

Haha.

if you're a new smoker then 1g might last you a couple nights but experienced smokers will get 1-2 joints from it.

>>25726081
alcohalal

>>25724821
>pasta
>I'm improving my eating habits

Pasta is really fucking fattening anon

>>25726011
1.6 back in my day but I understand it's more like a gram now.

the rap games got it all wrong

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>>25726351
Could have sworn I saw him at the footy the other day.

>>25726081
>Alchohal. Makes everything better.

EXCEPT YOUR SPELLING AM I RIGHT, GUYS?

>>25726342
wasn't that bad tbqh, it was 4 miles there, 4 miles back home, I prefer a long travel before an interview to prepare myself, but it didn't really do me any favours in this instance.

>>25724496
Don't worry lad, we just need to escape Coleen for a few days and fuck some tasty grannies then we'll be back on top form

>>25726467
Why didn't you get the fucking bus, taxi, train, a lift or any other mode of transportation other than walking 8 miles?!

No wonder they thought you were fucking weird.

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U r all gay fags.

>>25726526
I like walking, it was only an hours walk. Train line doesn't go to that part of town, and I'm too poor for bus/taxi. Guess I could've cycled, but I didn't want to be all sweaty from it when I got there.

I wasted and entire day taking my old xbox 360 to cex only to find out they don't buy them without contollers

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What do you cunts wear out?

>>25726590
>Dresses smart for interview
>Turns up looking like he's been walking the streets for an hour
Those creases must have been superfresh

>>25726411
yeah and so is every other fucking form of carbohydrate rich foods, it's balance and moderation that matters.

>>25726621
should have bought a controller and sold it back to them with the 360

What happened to the Anon who stayed in his dorm without speaking to his room mates for a week?

>>25726630
How long do you think an hour is? Not enough to crease a shirt under a jacket, or trousers. It's not like I was tracking in mud and carrier bags.

>>25726629
Why have you got pepes testiciles hanging out your coat pocket?

>>25726677
You really are weird, bet you'd have pissed in the water.

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Who /mischief/ here?

Sometimes I type 'rn' instead of 'm' and see if anyone notices :^)

>>25726666
Check'd

>>25726659
I use it for pc games

>>25726681
It's my keyring for my housekeys mate because I can never find the fuckers in my pocket

>>25726666
I heard he was arrested for sniffing his flat mates nickers

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Anyone else here want to fuck their own sister?

>>25726666
He ended up talking to them and became friends

>>25726717
>bought
As in purchased one from CEX, lobbed it in the box and sold the 360 and the freshly purchased controller back to them

>>25726704
you're self conscious as fuck

>people can tell if I've been walking for more than 30 minutes and will judge me!

>bet you'd have pissed in the water

Nah, I'd just drain my blisters into it.

Just did a massive shit desu lads

>>25726778
No, I'm aware of how you want to be as presentable as possible for an interview, anyone who isn't weird would say walking for an hour is not good preparation for the aforementioned interview.

>>25726411
>Pasta is really fucking fattening anon

So are a lot of things. I eat TONS of real bad fatty food. I smoke and I drink ALOT.

Still skinny though, because I'm very active. Probably have a heart attack in my 50's though.

>>25726756
not wanted to, had dreams about it, but I think that's just because of desperation because I haven't had sex for over a year.

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>Mum goes on an angry shitposting spree on Normiebook
>Spams the national anthem and a bunch of racist shit
>Normiebook deletes it

I think she triggered some pakis.

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Found an absolute roastie toastie slag lads

>>25726756
Don't have a sister, but I'm gay with 2 brothers.

Don't wanna Fuck em tho.

>>25726813
desu as long as you're in a shirt and tie it doesn't really matter. No one's ever gonna say "well he answered everything perfectly, but we can't possibly hire him because his shirt was a bit creased"

>>25726724
Cheers lad, I'll make sure to take them if I ever run into you

>>25726863
>completely
>still pays child support

hahaha

>>25726863
>No father for her child
>Thinks she can be picky

It's disgusting how entitled women are

>>25726863
>Single mum

Into the black bin she goes.

they will just say that he 'doesn't fit with the company culture' or that he 'appeared to lack confidence'
Your appearance matters as much as what you say in an interview.

>>25726309
>walk 8 miles

I'm taking two trains and a bus to get to an interview tomorrow. 2 hours of travelling. I don't even want the job if I'd have to do that every day while also looking for a place to stay nearer to work.

>>25726705
that's arnazing rn8

>>25726919
This

for>>25726878


desu

>>25726861
My Mum posts the most retarded, cringe worthy shit on Facebook. One of the many reasons I deleted my account.

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>wasn't allowed to have hobbies as a kid
>get a guitar when I am 13
>it is my only hobby/identity thing
>shit at it
>now an adult with no hobbies and no idea how to find enjoyment in anything other than wanking drinking and watching TV
>mfw

>>25726917
>Into the black bin she goes.
If her baby daddy walked out on her, she's probably been there a while lad

>>25725222
zero/ten, lad

>>25726922
>that's arnazing rn8

I've converted sorneone new, I see.

Let the /rnischief/ continue :^)

>>25726940
yeah appearance matters to a point. The fucking point is that none of my clothes had creased, so it didn't fucking matter. Even if they had a bit it wouldn't have mattered because I had at least made the effort to put on a shirt and tie, you're autistic if you think you get rejected because of a few creases.

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>>25726894
>>25726917
>>25726898

But she might be the one 4 me lads

>>25726717
I'd have made a 6 pound profit and I didn't bring any extra money

>>25727007
>Sucks robot dicks AND human dicks

ABORT ABORT

>>25727002
And that's how you stay NEET, ignore the details and any advice.

>>25727002
It depends of course not all shirts and ties are equal.
People are very shallow, even if they don't mean to be, they are subconsciously effected by how you look

>>25727007
>mouth fedora
>posts pictures of herself in her bra on the internet
>single mother with 2 kids (or 1 trans kid, unclear)
>tattoos of slogans

Jeez lad. What does that tattoo say anyway? "Everybody dies, but not _____"?

>>25727007
fucking chav scum, you must be chav scum also

>>25726978
I think they're wordfiltering m8 (m 8) anyway so rn8 is necessary for britfeel threads.

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>>25727040
>mfw you're doing the exact same thing but think you're right because you posted first

>>25727101
>m8
Or not, apparently.

>>25727040
>not wanting to stay NEET

I don't understand this concept

>>25724024
i have bought adderall from a darknet market (it shipped from belgium)

no problems whatsoever, would recommend

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>>25727037
>>25727082
>>25727091
Found a waifu lads

>tfw you just reinstalled tinder and get like 5 new matches from like 6 months back

>>25723874
I've just read up about it, is that a good drug? Would be useful to stay up and study shittonnes

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>>25725591
Re-rolling this because I've got my goodboy reading points now.

>>25727082
>What does that tattoo say anyway? "Everybody dies, but not _____"?
Just google it mate
>Everybody dies, but not everyone lives
a Nicki Minaj lyric

>800quid left in my bank account (will be homeless within 1.5-2months
>spent the whole day on an assessment with a sales job
>the high ranking guy literally made 135quid in commissions while training 2 guys while I was watching
>the other 2 guys made nothing for 12 hours cause they couldnt make any sales
>got hired because the guy really liked me and theyre rapidly expanding and shit and are rapidly training people to manage new offices (you know the drill)

Fuck mates I really want to back out since I have some interviews coming up, and worst case scenario I have a fundraising job in line which gives shit money but I won't be homeless.

It's so difficult literally telling them I'm backing out a few hours after accepting the job but I need money NOW, not after fucking training and learning how to make commissions.

>>25727275
But it's clearly one word, ending with two lower loops, like "everything" or "everybody" or something.

>>25727275
Jesus...
>Unmatch

>>25727319
I'm guessing the "lives" curves up at the end so is out of shot, it's clearly "not everybody"

Let's be honest anon, she looks the type to get a Minaj tattoo

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Hey British friends!

I have a trip to the UK soon.
I'm 19, from Memphis TN. Visiting some relatives in Birmingham.

I've heard good things about the UK, a lot better racial relations etc.

Anyway, what I wanted to ask you guys was, how do black guys do with white girls in the UK?

Any non white guys can answer?
How do people of color do with white women in England?

I'm only really interested in white girls.

Fuck off please with the "you can have the ugly fat ones" I want real answers please.

>>25727295
You know thats basically a pyramid scheme?

My brother ended up in one that sounded less shit than that and they actually ended up not paying him for sales.

Don't get fucked over anon

>>25727366
We thought you preferred the ugly fat ones.

>>25727007
>single mum at 18
>looks chavvy as fuck
>that tattoo
>trashy as fuck
>posing with e-cig

Fuck. That.

>>25727366
you can have the ugly fat ones

>>25727366
I think you're in the wrong thread thread americlap
>>>/brit/

>>25727366
>Visiting some relatives in Birmingham
my condolences anon
please don't judge the rest of our country on that fucking shithole alone

>>25727366
>A nigger from tenessee
People will think you're a white guy doing a really impressive but racist impression of niggers, like robert downey jr. in tropic thunder

>>25727228
prick

>>25727366
Seriously anon, the white girls here prefer white men to black men, the meme about fat women liking black guys is often pretty true lol
sjw women like black guys so good luck with that
go to club and fuck a drunk whore or something

>>25727366
this post sounds like bait, but if it's not:

you'll be fine. most british people, in my experience, don't have racial preferences when it comes to dating (and those who do tend to be white men). your accent will help you.

>>25727295
Fuck off. Just FUCK OFF
All you did was come here to gloat, cunt.

You have 800 quid more than me, and a guaranteed job. You're a cunt.

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>>25727228
go read a pooky wookie prick

>>25727366
>Birmingham

You poor, poor fool. White people don't exist in Birmingham.

>>25726629
Nigga that coat is great. What type of coat do you call it?

>>25727366
>white girls
>in birmingham
top kek

>>25727370

they were so fucking nice though, and theyd meet me tommorow early morning.

i dunno what to fucking say, fuck why am i so sensitive.

I guess ill let them know im literally on the edge of being bankrupt and had to take a local job now.

>>25727434

I dont live with my fucking parents you scrounging dipshit, if I lose this I am literally gonna be homeless and will die.

Almost had hypothermia just touring with those sales guys.

>>25727489

Why don't you move back in with them then?

Also a job without a base salary is horrible, you are going to have a bad time but if there really is no other option, guess you'll have to.

>>25727430
Thanks man, not sure if I "cherry picked" this reply, but all the others I got were the stereotypical ones. I'm hoping the UK is everything that I heard it was.

And yes, I'm hoping my accent will help me stand out.

sick unavoidece friend

>ruddard kilaom

>the indain brit that poet like thats right

see you tomoorow biscuit,

stand sit or sonnet ;ike id post every thing lel
[prick[

>>25727295
salesman jobs are fucking awful, those two guys who didnt make any sales will be sacked if they dont make any sales. Also the high ranking guy only got a high comission because he's high ranking, you'll probably have to make 6 or 7 sales to get the same commission as him.

>>25727489

Door to door salesman ? , sounds bleak.

Hold off commiting to it, very easy to be exploited in these positions.

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>>25727401
If i fuck that I'll make sure to wear a jonnie

I just woke up and I'm still tired.

>tfw no energy

>>25727295
>800 quid
>jobs left and right
>your struggle is being afraid to quit a job to go to a better one

Wow, cant you just WhatsApp one of your girlfriends and live in thier beachouse

>>25727598

Best to wear two, roasties with a child grow vaginal hooks to poke holes in condoms to get you to be a lifelong gravy train.

>>25727622

nigga i havent had a job in 3 months.

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What the fuck lads, just found out that my family have been feeding me Quorn mince for the past few years

>rejected by a girl from north
>now biased against all shitty poortherners, have met about 10 of them

what's happened to me lads

>>25727622
>>25727644

interviews mean jack shit btw, there's still a decent chance you might not be successful despite that cause some normie chick who has no qualification but looks good happened to apply too.

Actually gonna apply as a street cleaner/porter/trashman next week since I'm so desperate.

>>25727619
every day I feel this, sometimes I don't bother sleeping because I still feel shit and tired whether i get 1 hour sleep or 12. I only feel non tired when I take a load of sleeping pills and sleep for 16+ hours but I end up losing entire days doing that.

>>25726044
Doesn't that come from the UK? If so, it's illegal

Are there any old people here who can tell me if life is worth it or not? Kind of sick of all this shit.

>>25727648
>tfw no qt demon gf

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>>25727648
You must be retarded to not to be able to tell its quorn.

>>25727735
Don't have kids lad

t. everyone I know with kids

>>25727648
Quorn's pretty good IMO.

Love the SVEEDEESH meatballs, I could eat an entire bag of them.

>>25727766
Pardon the shit grammar, double negative. Bet Mo wishes it could get that on a test the khat-chewing lank.

>>25727766
dubdubs confirms this is dubly true

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>>25727794
I recommend the Ikea Veggie Balls.

>>25727766
Legitimately couldn't, granted I never ate mince much anyways and they always put it into shit like bolognese and lasagna

>>25727705
Nah it comes from india, they just have their name in UK.

>>25727838
>Ikea food

Is it just a bag of ingredients that I have to assemble into balls?

>>25727622
nah 800 an hour is the platou that ends with fuck it ill write my first cript but ill know what tit's called
>thePortRoad boy's

now get busy
but first lads lets take a day off too https://youtu.be/92XVwY54h5k?list=RDHDI9inno86U_cough

>>25727735
What qualifies as old to you?

I'm 36, on /r9k/ have a PS4 video game paused as I type this. Also I've consumed nearly a bottle of vodka.

I have no girlfriend, no wife and no children.

Also, I'd still be a virgin. Had I not paid for sex with, I don't know. Countless escorts now.

One plus point, in being an "old" loser is money, I have plenty of it.

Too much spare money. Money does NOT get you love, it can get sex ofc.

>>25727735
I'm 23 but I can already tell you it is not worth it.

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>>25727648
Make some dripping lad and start to slip it into all the cooking

>>25727997
Oh oh, what're ya playing, gramps?

Is it Bloodborne?

>>25725631
good luck senpai, I was thinking of doing something similar after my degree just as a way to get out before settling down. what's your degree in?

>>25727997
How did you get money? Can I have some pls.

>>25727766
Hate that barely sentient mumbly sports prick who advertises this shit.

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>>25727997
Prob me in 8 years, minus the hookers.

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>tfw getting ready to drink Horlicks

GOING TO BECOME COMFY

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Don't mind me just testing something

>>25724633 nice dubs
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>>25728094
4 of those dubs were trips.

>>25728134

I know, one of them was even quads, I didn't account for this possibility.

>>25728094
and one was a quad.

>>25728025
>Is it Bloodborne?
How the Fuck? Yeah, that is what I'm playing. How'd you know that?

>>25728037
Silver Spoon. In short

>>25728023
I like this idea.

Dripping in the spread
Crackling on the crumble
Pigs blood in the smoothies

>>25727366
>Birmingham
>white girls

Top kek mate made my night.

Homeless Joe is forcing me to watch Love Live
He's prolly pretty glad I didnt just force him to live in the shed in this shitty cold as fuck weather

>>25728203
You said it was a ps4 game. What else was it gonna be?

>>25728050
Why minus hookers?
We're not talking Street trash here, we're talking A+ grade escorts.

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>>25728203
Because it's the PS4's only game.

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>>25728257
Ask Joe who his favourite idol is.

>>25727997
spare time s the crime give that 18 year old genie and ask whats the best of the booky woop its time an look ive no wasted mine because iknow time has creit and crediet with time is made from work and son don't get old hold the uld carry and be better, wetter and coin-en-dence but dont look at that make me 2.0 incert vemo

>>25728311
Hobo joe says Maki because it reminds him of some ftm tranny he wants to dick

>>25728253
Not the guy who posted, but...
Have you ever actually been to Birmingham? you inbred, chav piece of waste.

I'll bet you get all your retarded shit from 4chan, stormfront and the daily mail etc.

Inb4 "I live in Birmingham" BULLSHIT

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>>25724633 nice dubs
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>>25728356
Good taste. What one do you like? Just describe them if you can't remember the names.
Also please ask him if he likes Maki's upcoming Nendo figure.

>>25727366
>Birmingham

RIPs mate

>>25728373
Have you ever been to birmingham?

>>25727941
amycan nope. not moi
sorry lads im hear for the banter https://youtu.be/uh2DXqRRyXQ

>>25728373
yeah, I've been to Birmingham
clearly you haven't

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>>25724727
>tfw forgot to post waifu

>>25728404
Is well cute, but not as cute as my maki daki thats his nickname for the ftm because she has a speech impediment and calls a daki a makidakura
And I havent really watched enough to have enough of an opinion plus ive been posting on /r9k/ for all of this

>>25728373
/pol/ are the biggest cuckolds around. They like to imagine every city in England apart from theirs is being dominated by big paki cock

>tfw no money and have to sustain myself on bread, peanut butter, whole milk and oatmeal (all giving 3500+ calories per 2 quid spent)


Any other #poorboys here?

>>25728454
Yeah, I have actually. Many times.

In fact, I visit regularly. Been to the Barclaycard arena many times. Stay with friends while up there for up to a week sometimes.

>>25728498
Many times, Fuck wad.

>>25728470
whats your gimmick tripfag?

>>25728563
Cheers mate. My sentiments exactly.
I feel kind of sorry for them really, no bullshit.

They really should get out more, maybe not be so scared of the "evil Brown/black folk"

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>>25728552
Hobo Joe is awesome, I can see how he swindled himself onto your couch.
If you haven't reached episode 5 yet then prepare for a total qtpi.

>>25728655
Gotta have my daily dose of Nico nico-tine

>>25728604
>Fuck wad

Amerilardo detected.

What software do I need to stream films so we can all watch them together?

Tfw you find out that your friend is posting shit about you on here.

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>>25727366 you are a popular guy with 9 replies to your post, well done
>>25724496 you are a popular guy with 8 replies to your post, well done
>>25725299 you are a popular guy with 6 replies to your post, well done

I am developing extremely useful technology lads

>>25728771
PAKISHOUTTILDE WONDERS WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE?~

>>25728771
>Hobo murders anon
>Becomes Joe Hobo no more.

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>>25728356
>tfw yoy buy a car in the big brum, fifeshire for life that feeling when you know you just know that night he' didnt take why Knighthood book and see the ones offered the crown an dropped te key and walked a way a way a did amy see te walk of the dino sore i have but it would'nt get between us because life on the light is so not tight from the face fold, hope and bune b4 i get old live life for the hundred after only hold in a martini glass from the re-perpective of the one that ordrs a drink on the beach in a bomemetic streak to wait thats what u'd hold as the grail tobe but have you seen deconstruted the flaming beam to say what this guy is suggesting at is white paper and all will see the lighting colour over me yeah ive known a while why dont you try and seek up on me and ses me to been seen 2nd draft lmao

*TRIGGER WARNING*
Match of the day in 40 minuets lads
I wonder if the black man will say penis again

>>25728632
boasting finding fact and re-seeding
>lv4 capthatatatatatatatatat what does the other anon takin and notice the cream is th cram and the first picked is the fast to be cound

>>25728812
>>25728771
>>25728655
>>25728552
>>25728404
>>25728356
>>25728311
>>25728257

PAKISHOUTTILDE THINKS YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF TRYING TO MAKE HOBO MEME~

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kuQnLEl9gZ

>>25723916
Another lad reporting in

Hate that fucking paki weirdo

>>25728896
>No-one is allowed to talk unless it's about me or Shout anon
Go away.

>>25728914
PAKISHOUTTILDE THINKS YOU SOUND LIKE KERMIT BEING RAPED~

vocaroo.com/i/s0a7JOuLPD7g

PAKIS OUT

original content

>>25728774
More [s4s] tier shitposting to look forward to then.