/cringedonebyyourself/ thread

I FEEEEEL YOUUUUU
JOAAAAANNAAAAA
AND OOOOOONE DAAAAY
I'LL STEEEEEAL YOUUUUUU~

wish i had the guts to do that

>finally works up the courage to ask her
>doesn't even bother to proof read

no one likes a retard, OP

>>25651977
>>25651901

JOANNA. I LOVE YOU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsklsxReSe0

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you're the bravest of us man
the bravest
we're feeling this with you for fuck's sake

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anon please what are you doing

I WAS HALF-CONVINCED I'D WAAAAAAKEN
SATISFIED ENOUGH TO DREEEEEEAM YOU
HAPPILY I WAS MISTAAAAAAKEN~

you did the act which we all failed to do OP

asking a girl out
>being this alpha
gtfo normie scum

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I hate myself tbqhwyf

>>25651901
I suggest you keep it shorter in future.
You revealed too much of yourself.

A simple "Hey you wanna go on a date with me this Saturday to the blah de blah event?" might serve better.
You lose less face when she rejects you.

Keep at it bro.

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>>25651901
OP again. Made this from screenshots from a convo when I was 11-12

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>>25652124

Thanks for the laugh, fambruh.

>>25652124
you should, that kind of humor is fucking embarrassing

>>25652124
jesus christ, what did you expect to get from posting that shit to her.

>>25652166
11-12 and being on memebook, underage pls go

'TIL I'M WITH YOU THEN I'M WITH YOU THEEEEEERE
SWEETLY BURIED IN YOUR YELLOW HAAAAAAIR~

>>25652124

is your name Nathan and is the person you're talking to named Georgina?

>>25652166

So you're like 15 now? And what the fuck did I just read?

>>25652280
No I'm not 15, this conversation was years ago.

>>25652254
Facebook has been open to the public for 8 - 9 years you know...

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>>25652324
>facebook
>for 8-9 years
what

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>be me
>be highschool freshman
>for some random reason a group of senior girls befriend me and go out of there way to talk to me
>some how get invited to one of their graduation parties
>towards the end of the party its just me and the girl talking
>she's going on about how cool I am and that she hopes I have a wonderful time in highschool
>she gently grabs my shoulder and I misinterpret that as her coming in for a hug so I hug her
>after a few seconds she says "oh... You're hugging me"
>I let go of her and say goodbye before running off embarrassed

>>25652358
Not that anon, but he's about right. In my sophomore year of HS (2007) people were asking if I'd made a Facebook yet. I'm two years out of uni.

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OP again, never message your YouTube waifu

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>>25652545
The pitty response

>>25652545
Please. Please tell me you didn't send this to her. Please.

>>25652124
ZIMBASPINGO!!!!!!!!

JOANNA, JOANNA
SO SUDDENLY A WOMAN
THE LIGHT BEHIND YOUR WINDOW
IT PENETRATES YOUR GOOOOOOOWN~

>>25652256
holy shit, are you frankie?

>>25652585
I know I know it's awful I shouldn't have done it

>>25652166
>>25652316
>>25652324
Shut up underage. 2008 was the earliest facebook chat. It did noy have emojis and such untill around 2009/2010.

Putting you at around 16-17 you lil bitch.

>>25652166
Damn, normies are really having relationships as early as 11/12?

>>25652719
>freaking out over 16/17 year olds

I came to 4chan when I was 14, 22 now. Not once did anyone give a rat's ass.

JOANNA, JOANNA
I WATCH YOU FROM THE SHADOWS
YOU SIGH BEFORE YOUR WINDOW
AND GAZE UPON THE TOOOOOOOOOOWN~

>>25652767
Explains why your a tripfag.

You came here because mommy and daddy nor any one else in your shitty life would give you attention.

>>25652762
Op here. I had "relationship" from 6 til 12 then I became a robot

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I feel the feel

>>25652762
ain't no normie senpai

>>25652579

that wasn't pity man. It's just a felt thanks

Give yourselves a chance brobots

>>25652545
Requesting the background because that shit sounds hilarious

>>25652545
>>25652579
>Charisse Living with Cerebral Palsy
holy fuck lmao

>>25652888
oh i made that for a thread where we actually wanted to identify ourselves, sorry i forgot it was on

Don't worry, I'm not into identifying myself on an anonymous imageboard without reason

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>>25652960
If I try I fail

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>>25651901

girl i made out with new years eve who said she's a "queer" woman who doesn't date men

fresh for '16 you suckers

TIL REDDIT

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>>25653024

this morning

fresh squeezed cringe

YOUR LIPS PART, JOANNA
SO YOUNG AND SOFT AND BEAUTIFUL --
GOD!
DELIVER ME!
FILTH!
LEAVE ME~!

the only contact i've ever had with girls through internet was asking them what was homework, they usually told me, i said thanks and that was it, why were you guys typing all of this shit is beyond me

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>>25653021
iPhone background too

>>25652124

BLEZINSKI!!!

>>25653073

talk to her with genuine interest and don't get sexual and you might make a good internet friend

i know it's not really good enough but maybe after a year of that you guys could maybe meet in real life


i probably shouldn't be pitching this idea...

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>>25652767

Tripfags are dropping like flies on this board, and good riddence.

>>25653024
did you have a fucking stroke or are you just autistic

>>25653117
I'm too autistic to not fuck that up

>>25653141

she wasn't messaging me back and i was making fun of her typing because at this point there was no point not to

>>25653047

What is wrong with you fucking normies of today? I am a fucking sperg, but even I do not drop spaghetti in chat rooms as hard as you guys do.
Do you guys even think about the things you write?

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>>25653073
Damn bro, I'm sorry. Have some more of mine.

AND ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL AND PALE WITH YELLOW HAIR LIKE HER
I'D WANT YOU BEAUTIFUL AND PALE THE WAY I'VE DREAMED YOU WERE
JOAAAAAAAAANNAAAAAAAAAAAA~

>>25651901

I'd laugh at you, but I don't even have the courage to do that. Better luck next time. Also, I've been told that these kind of things it's better to tell them face to face.

>>25653261
did you really ask her to kiss you and then you accuse her of leading her on? bahaha if her story is right, you are an autismo fellow.

>>25653469
leading you on*

>>25653348
>cold shoulder
That was actually pretty funny anon

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I decided to ask out my oneitis because I didn't want to be alone for christmas.

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Why oh God why am I looking at old conversations

OP again

>>25653512
did it work

poop

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>>25652929
jesus christ man how are you still living

>>25652929
What is going on here, anon? The cunt seems to be the cringey one in this situation.

>>25653512
Seconded
Did you happen to be going for some /a/nimu grill or did you ask some normie who thinks Hentai is a new film coming out

AND IF YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, WHAT THEN? WITH YELLOW HAIR LIKE WHEAT
I THINK WE SHALL NOT MEET AGAIN, MY LITTLE DOVE, MY SWEET
joanna~

Should I send the embarrassing letter I sent my ex asking her to take me back?

>>25653348
>I called a snowman frosty once and he got really mad
That was worth a giggle.
She was being a frigid slit.
But what can you expect from a snowlatto?

>>25653706
It was a normie girl who knew what anime and hentai were. A total Stacy that just happened to watch stuff like Madoka, AnoHana, etc.

>>25652624

Nah not frankie, it's gino!

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hmmmmmm I have one back from when I was 12/13 I think. Kill me tbqh.

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>>25653774
Coninueed

I don't screenshot my cringe but I can assure you I have plenty of it on my deleted normiebook.

I once got blackout drunk and added my ex girlfriend on my phone as a contact but gave her the name of my step sister and then text her quotes from FLCL. That's pretty cringe.

I delete my cringe tbqh. But i can tell you that i dated this girl for a while she broke it of. i reacted normal at her message but literally weeks later i freaked out on her at facebook asking if she still had feelings and all that stuf and said she was immature and stuff kek. Later i swallowed my pride and apologized wich is also cringy but whatever.

If i could turn things back then i would have never send that desperate message. At the time i thought it would 'help' me.

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>>25652124
>myself
You didn't do that you fucking retard stop taking credit. I've seen that before.

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>>25653801
continuedddd tbqh senpai

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This was sent to me once.
I had no words.

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>>25651901
>Please be go out with me

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>>25653853
ughgghghgh continued

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I am the Cringemaster. None can best me

a 750ml bottle of booze, bunch of weed, some feels, and this happened

i want to kill myself when i think of this. she broke up with me. i had literally nobody else to talk to about shit. i was feeling so god damn alone.

we're both 18 if it makes it less bad

>>25653872
I want to laugh but it's more interaction than most of us get

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>>25653872
Done. Why did I type like an autistic piece of shit.

Mods, do your FUCKING JOB
Stop deleting good threads, instead deleted shit like this

>>25653885
It does make it less bad. You're both children, she's just more reserved cause she's a vagina.

>>25653906
So are you a dyke or a tranny?

>>25653906
>>25653872
>>25653853

So... were you both girls?

>>25653921
>>25653921
This thread is the most original thing I've seen on here in a while. What are you even talking about.

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>>25653885
This isn't that bad. You just came off as genuine and sad, not desperate or cringey

>>25652888
Sorry, we can't all be normies.

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>>25653989
she blocked me on facebook the next week

cant even see what shes up to anymore

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>>25653834
It's literally my fucking image you fucking faggot.

Why do you guys do this shit

>>25653021
really cute tbqhwy. nice work. and she seemed sincere enough in her response so don't feel bad about it. maybe it even made her feel good.

>>25653962
>>25653979
I'm a bisexual female m8s

>>25651977
>Sweeney Todd

Much kek, kind sir. I've only slept for an hour before getting up for my job, so thanks for the laugh.

>>25653885
I feel for you man, I'm avoiding getting into relationships because I know I'd probably get into your situation. Being an emotional wreck just makes people uncomfortable

>>25654091
So how old were you in that conversation?

pls be my gf

>>25653047
>I just don't want a constant source of twingy pain in my life
same reason I stopped talking to a girl. at least you kissed your girl though.

>>25653885
I don't find this cringey at all. You're just badly fucked, and radio silence is the worst. I feel you.

>be on date with gril inb4 ree
>go get coffee
>order drinks, barely manage to spit the words out
>barista puts a coffee on the counter
>think it's mine, start sniffing it up close
>some guy grabs the coffee, looks at me really weirdly and walks off
>"s-sorry thought it was mine..."
>go bright red
>drop credit card twice while paying, spend about a minute trying to pick it up off the floor, cash fell out my wallet too
>spill the drinks quite a bit on the counter when picking them up
The worst part is that she said absolutely nothing throughout that entire ordeal. I would've at least liked her to have said SOMETHING, whether it's to put me at ease or to tell me I'm a massive sperg.

>>25654204
>>25654163
it never would have happened if i didnt drink all that shit

maybe that was why i drank it, because i missed her, wanted to talk to her and knew it would be cringey but i also knew i wouldnt say anything sober

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Girlfriend and her friend flirt all the time in the group chat we're in. She also talks to me about kissing her best friend sometimes. Pic related

>>25654257
I feel you man, I hope shit works out.

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>>25653885
Not cringey, I'm actually tearing up a little

>>25654264
I want a relationship like this

Fuck you you jammy bastard REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25653348
This wasn't that bad.

>>25654518
Why? I personally hate it and feel cucked

>>25652545
>you will never have a qtp2t gf with celebral palsy

>>25654580
Oh fuck me I didn't read the post correctly. I just saw the photo and assumed it was you and your girlfriend.

Fuck that man, sort that shit out

>>25654264
>>25654580
Do a 3some?

>>25654726
I try :( We do shit like this too but it's way more normie, like "*hugs you* :3"

>>25654803
The other girl is a Lesbian

>>25654810
Okay I take it all back

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25653981
Wow cringe thread #2478
Mixed with a little bit of underaged blogpost
Original shitposting is STILL SHITPOSTING

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What on earth would possess you to say something like that? Did you actually mean that shit?

>>25654839
So? If your GF is there, you can eat her as she eats your GF.

Quite often girls aren't 'lesbians' when it comes to 3somes.

>>25654950
I did mean that, she never spoke to me again

>>25654152
lol get fucked wagekuck

>>25653574
She was probably disgusted by your grammar faggot

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About to break up with girlfriend. Pic related is our last convo.

>>25653348
Dude, I thought that was funny

>>25654052
wow calm down u fukken nerd lmao

>>25653073
>>25653021
>>25652545
>Charisse Living with Cerebral Palsy
Are you in love with this girl? What is this? Katawa Shoujo?

>>25655873
Don't you ever underestimate my retardation again.

>>25654091
Please just fuck off. Literally noe one wants you here. Have some damn respect

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And she was cute too

>>25655652
are you fucking twelve years old or what

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>>25655652
>I love you berry much!

>>25652124
>millennial_tries_to_cope.png

Also, zimbabwe

>>25653801
>>25653774
Holy shit just reading this made me want to kill myself. Do all 13 year olds talk like that?

>>25653024
>>25653047
i wanna slap you dude

>>25655993
>I think I'll be fine :)

this kills the crab

I used to roleplay on youtube.

>>25655993
I HAD TO DO THIS BECAUSE I THE ONE FUCKING TIME I WAS ABOUT TO GET LAID I HAD A HUGE FUCKING UGLY ASS PIMPLE ON MY DICK.

I DID NOT EVEN KNOW PIMPLES COULD HAPPEN ON DICKS, IT NEVER BEFORE OR AGAIN AFTER HAPPENED.

FUCK.

>>25653759
WELL WHAT HAPPENED FAGGOT

>>25655993
>I think I'll fine

You shut her down pretty well desu

A few months ago I met with my ex-gf for lunch and we ended up kissing in this park on a hill. It was my first kiss.

A few months afterward I messaged her asking if she wanted to do that again. She said no. I tried playing it off casually by saying something about this other girl not texting me back or something. Feels shitty. And it was like, 3 weeks ago.

>>25656728
You haven't kissed your gf before she was your EX? The fuck is going on in here, why's there so many eleven year olds.

>>25656793
huh
yeah I never really thought of it like that

We only dated like, sophomore year of high school. My only real gf.

>>25655652
>tfw no gf that uses outdated emoticons

>>25652929
What's the story here?

originalllllllllllllllllllll

>>25652124
holy shit now THATS what I can autism

>>25653512
did you two actually watch it

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>All these fake "robots' that are on friendly enough terms with some girls to have their numbers and text with them
Complete normies/failed normies. All of you.

>>25652166
>when I was 12
>new chat design aprox 2013-2014

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Not cringe as in "I'm the cringey one", but cringe as in "I physically cringed."

This is the moment I finally realize my ex is not the person I want to be having friendly conversations with. She fucking asked people to take pictures of me of the walls at the school I used to attend, that she now attends.

>>25651901
It was all done via text message, and I have an old flip phone, so no posting screenshots, so I'll just summarize.
>incredibly depressed lately
>spent first 72 hours of 2016 in observation after cutting my wrist and calling the ambulance at what I thought was the last possible minute so my rotting corpse wouldn't stink up the place
>came back, no one noticed (live alone, everyone works, not unusual to not hear from me for a few days)
>texting a qt I like
>she's flirting hard
>start getting depressed in the middle of the conversation
>start spilling my guts about how much I want to die
>the poor girl who just wanted to get some dick actually stayed up all night texting me and still made plans for a date the next day
>cancelled those plans a half hour before we were supposed to go out, made a bullshit reason but really I was just too mopey to go out
>still too mopey and embarrassed to talk to her
>so I start flirting with another qt
>and the same shit happens, except she had the sense to just stop texting back
And here I am now. This was all over the span of this weekend. Second qt stopped talking about six hours ago.

>Letting anyone know you have emotions

Stupid fucks. You don't go around flaunting your weaknesses if you have half a brain.

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i can't even talk to anyone in person.

>>25655993
i love seeing alphautistics

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>>25655993
>I think I'll be fine

>>25657737
Jesus christ that hurt me physically

>>25655652
oof, been there mane

>>25654054
>using ABP

>>25653885

Well, it's OK if you do cringey shit when you're 18. Shit, when I was 19, I was the "nice guy/beta boyfriend" whose gf left him for another guy.

Then I learned the truth about dating, and how being a "nice guy" will get you nowhere.

Let it be a learning experience for you. All men have to go through it at some point in order to improve. Just don't let that kind of shit continue into your 20s.

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This isn't me, but it's still some hardcore, OC cringe

>>25653021
>if I try, I feel
FTFY

>>25651901
That's not cringe. It's really sweet.

>>25652545
You're too harsh on yourself, anon. A lot of you put yourselves down too much.

That was a really nice message. I'm sure she appreciated it!

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kill me

fucked these up so bad

>>25652124
That would have made me lol heartely don't feel bad about that

>>25659237
who else /goodattextingbutawkwardirl/ here
won a girl over FB and got her number and we texted each other for weeks. Then we met in person and broke it off immediately. If only I could act in person the same way I can over text.

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>>25657432
>fake robots
It's not just about the feels man

>>25659237
whats wrong here?

>>25656439
Classic dick pimple. It leaves you with two choices, wait for it to go away naturally (around 1 week) or try to pop it. If you pop it it will grow twice the size the next day.

>>25659331
whats wrong here? [2]

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Have some OKC cringe from 2 years ago

>>25659444
>>25659331
nothing i'm a normie i was just le epic troleing

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I dug this one out of a three year old text conversation just for you guys. I don't know why I thought showing my robot power level was a good idea...
>inb4 having friends
They hung around me out of pity.

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>>25659670
2/3
This girl literally always just vented to me about her problems.

d-d-do you think he cares for me lads?

i cant stand being autismal

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>>25659733
3/3
Of course the "problems" she had were just that she accidently had sex with guys while drunk at parties, cheated on her boyfriend and got broken up with, etc..

AND THEY SAID THAT >NEO-/board/ WAS JUST A MEME

>>25652579
>crimbo

>>25657726
they're either an ex, someone with enough red flags to not want to funk with, or a random who's outside of your area
what does it matter if they know you have emotions

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>>25652929
>I'll want to analyse tonight objectively just for research purposes

oh shit nigga what are you doing

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>>25655993
>I think I'll be fine :^)

anon holy shit I'm sorry but I am laughing so fucking hard at the spaghetti spilling here omg

>>25655652
This is actually fucking crushing.

Broke up with my gf of 3 years a few months ago, and shit like this fucks me up.

>>25655652
someone kill me now that ive read this

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Confession: Anons I used to ask girls to make me punch myself in the nuts. I saved screenshots of the conversations. I did this hundreds of times... try to imagine my shame.

>>25653024
it's clobbering time

>>25660771
Postiness nutsies 2bh

>>25660771
convoys plis b0ss

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>>25651901
Eh not that bad in hindsight

first message and every other message after that is mine

the rest are hers

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>>25655873
kekkeroni

>>25660951
oh wait yeah every other one starting from the first one is mine minus the second last message

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>>25655993

fuckin helll

>>25652124
It didn't matter anyway tbqh, as soon as a girl says "Mhm" it's clear she's going through the motions. Last time I talked to a girl I liked who said that she ended up dating my friend who was cheating on her the whole time

>>25660771
that's kind of hot.
I wish I had some pussy to talk into punching himself in the nuts whenever I wanted a laugh or a schlick.

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>>25659237

What the fuck am I reading seriously what the hell is going on

I've sent extraordinarily-lengthy tomes of text to multiple girls in the past full of autistic and cringeworthy shit. The only thing I can do now is reflect on my immature and naive past self, and be glad that since I've grown up, I won't ever allow myself to act in that manner again.

wew lad what was I thinking

>>25661112
op here: If you're a girl pls let me be that guy for you. I'll even film it ;)

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some context: I pretended to be a girl and asked other girls to say some keyword to make me kick or punch my 'friend' in the nuts. In reality each time they said the keyword I would punch myself in the nuts. Will post more patheticness if there's interest.

>>25659769
I shared my power level with someone at a party while drunk once.
Everyone laughed

>>25661318
KEK

>me shark

>>25651901
I sent a suicide note to my ex, it wasn't supposed to read like one but it came out sounding stupid and crazy, or at least I hope it didn't, sounded like I'd given up hope and was making amends, I tried to say how I wanted to change my perspective and grow up blah blah blah shit I knew he'd really like. Then I confessed and said I really liked him, and I hope he would message me back. Thing is, I've been messaging him for months now and the only time he replies is when he wants to, which is like 2 times a month at best. He even turned me down last time I tried to bring this up but I just got awkward and danced around the subject and never brought it up again, he must have thought I got the messsage, I did but I figured some time passed so I best try my luck again. I know it's not gonna happen though because he didn't even wish me a happy birthday or merry christmas, I knew he was online and everything he just didn't want to make it seem like he wanted anything to do with me, he wanted to shake me off like I was a rat. and I am so crazily in love with him </3 at least your girl has the decency to message you back and just straight up turn you down, I'm sick of this dancing around waiting for his response, I'm just setting myself up to be let down.

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>mfw the 'ey girl you want sum fuck' method turned out to be legit

Getting so much further with dumb funny shittexts than I ever did trying to have a meaningful conversation.

>>25661318
v. kawaii convoy 2bh

>>25661318
moar plis

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This one made me really hard and angry. 'Shark' is the nutshot keyword again.

>>25661556
20
this wont be original

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>>25654256
This pains me.

>>25661575
>'Shark' is the nutshot keyword again.
Shark.

>>25651901
Are you guys retarded
>send a white girl a recent instagram video
>preferably something with DJ khaled
>they will always respond positively
>hit them with another one
>type in another one as a message
>this is where the DJ khaled part would have helped you son
>stop sending messages
>repeat a week later
>ask her if she wants to go party

how can you guys even still be trying that actual talking shit.

>>25661646
I'll only do it if you're a girl and you're not a girl. sorry mate

>>25661678
>am girl
>don't want to be known as "nutshot fatty"
I'll just go watch some CBT on motherless.

>>25653885
21 here and I've been feeling those exact same feelings. Holy shit man. I've started hiding my phone when I drink.

>>25652443
DESU that's not even that bad.
She seemed to be putting on the moves, you reacted how anyone else would.

>>25653348
This is how to flirt with some of the ladis bro.

>>25661701
fatty? and I don't mind being known for my fetish. And I can barely jerk off anymore on zoloft

Told my ex that my IQ was higher so they were missing out on a lot. High school was a trip

>>25652443
I would have just kissed her lol jk haha was that a funny.

>>25651901
That was a pretty bad way to do that.

>>25652256
>>25652624
>>25653771
Staten Island gtfo

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more bullshit

>>25655993
>I think I'll be fine :)
absolutely savage senpai
post pic of her

>>25657737
stop fucking trying to sound smart and put random vocabulary words everywhere

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>>25651901
I friend zoned him six years ago on multiple occasions, but he never gave up hope. Gave up trying, but still liked everything I post on social media since then, just to remind me that he's quietly waiting. I decided to give him a chance and our second date is soon. I really like him a lot now and I wish I did this sooner.

Just found all out interactions ever, tons are cringeworthy. In my defense it was high school. Will post more upon request.

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m8 i've done so many cringes i don't know why i'm alive anymore

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>>25654059
BECAUSE WE DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN

AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH

So I cant print screen it cause I deleted messages a while back (and i think i need to message him again for them to appear)

but it went something along these lines
(this was also years ago)
me: Heey~! So you like anime? Would you like to go to a con with me that we're having not to far away?
him: Do I know you?
me: Uhm, no, but I have noone else to go with

>>25652545
>>25652579
>>25653021
I'm dying man

>>25651901
the real cringe is looking at two year old facebook messages

>>25663000
Nah, I had already given up by that point. Christ am I scared to revisit messages from high school, though.

>>25657565
>Triggering

Fuck's sake, cunts like these were born to be fodder at school shootings.

>>25661406
Does your name start with the letter s?
[Spoiler]orihinalvomment]

>>25652166
wtf I wasn't even talking to the opposite sex until I was 15, are you guys really this slutty? No wonder I'm so inexperienced to the normies

>>25652324
what isn't it like still 2010? wtf man what's happening to time?

>>25663224
His does but I'm an N

why, did your ex do that too? sorry we are so cringey btw but some things do need to be said

>>25662701
you're a bitch wtf why did you never date him? what did he do so wrong besides probably not looking like a chad? how can you even stand to look at him now if oyu couldn't before you stupid worthless slut

>>25663380
I had a brief friendship and an even briefer time with her but she had abandonment issues and couldn't handle talking if it didn't mean we were talking all day every day
it sucks because she was really cool besides that and I really did care about her.

>>25663563
She was also suicidal for a while, at least she acted like it. It was really messed up and she'd try to force me to talk to her with shit like that, but when I didn't talk to her she wouldn't end up doing anything. I let it go on for a while before it got to me though. I feel bad for her because she doesn't realize that she's doing it as far as I can tell.

This thread cured my headache.

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[CAN'T WAKE UP]

savemeblox

>>25663563
Sorta sounds like me but I wasn't that needy. I just send him lots of messages and know he'll reply eventually, but lately he doesn't respond for months at a time, as if he's trying to tell me something without actually telling me...
he phased me out, it sucks, I wanna die but I can't tell him any of that because
>MUH NEEDY
so yeah I don't tell him that obviously but I was just so fed up I needed to tell him all that. I know he thinks I'm cool but he probably also thinks I'm a disgusting sperg freak with no friends who is sad all the time. I don't even deserve a guy of his calibre lol again sorry for how retarded and clingy our types are apparently

>>25663563
Oh and it wasn't brief, we dated for a year and a half, weren't really friends but I would have liked to been, he was really cool but I was very emotionally disturbed and socially stunted that it makes sense he'd eventually move on to better girls. It's not even like I'm the only or even one of the better girls. I just fucking know for a fact that I never wanted anyone except him, and it's not just the fact that he was the first or I already had him but because HIM THE PERSON IS SO PERFECT AND AWESOME IT SUCKS SO MUCH WAH

>>25654052
>Seeming to be this cringe worthy
>Proving it furiously
Yep, found r9k

>>25655652
das yolanda the hambeast frum tinder

>>25663709
>tell him all that
by that I should specify, what my note was about, it never mentioned suicide or wanting to die, just how worthless I feel and how low energy I've always felt, how I let myself get beat up by my feelings and how most people are just causing their own problems, myself included, and that I admit fault in what I did to myself. It was just a confessional about that and then a huge apology about how he's really sweet and kind and funny and never deserved me and he's gonna go on to do great things and I always love him. See how that would come across as a suicide note though? it could be read like that, I just hope he does get my point, he's pretty smart but it seems like he wants to be done with me. feels bad man.

>>25652124
fuckin zozzed hard bro hahah

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WINNER WINNER COOL

>>25651901
kill yourself lol
>please
>thank you
kek

>>25663709
You don't sound as bad, and I don't see a problem with not having many friends, I know how it feels. People with tons of friends don't make sense to me really
>>25663759
I can relate there too, I was hung up on someone I dated briefly a few years ago. We were really good together, at least it seemed like it to me. It's been rough but lately I think I've gotten past it. I think the roughest part of it is accepting that her and I probably will never talk again. When I think about her a lot some of it comes back, but im more optimistic than I was a while ago.
>>25663835
yeah, it didn't sound too bad to me but I can see how it might come across that way. I had a few problems that caused continuing problems for myself as well, but u think I've made some progress at least, which is something.

>>25652124
I actually think that's decently amusing, much better than usual normiespeak. So don't listen to these haters, they're probably normies.

>>25663955
The way you type kind of reminds me of her though, it's interesting

>>25655993
lol dude you probably destroyed her self esteem

people always think autists are so fucking rude because that's how you come off, as just a massive cunt

>>25655993
I love doing shit like this
just think of how worthless she feels, wondering why she's not good enough for you

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>>25655993
>I think I'll be fine
Holy fucking autism batman

>>25663955
Thanks man, I feel like I'm just reading way too much into it and thinking he hates me and is bored of me, which he might be now, but he did genuinely show interest for a bit and I can't even remember what I did but I scared him off again. And probably my defeatist attitude and general hatred of the masses and asocialness wasn't his thing, he was the type who liked to go to shows and drink with his buddies and he probably even goes to clubs and bars. I don't really know, I saw him tagged in a picture once with this rreeeeaaallly normie bunch of norms, chads and stacy's to the extreme which really weirded me out because he's such a nerd lol. He's moving up in the world :'( gotta let him fly I guess.
>a few years ago
>We were really good together, at least it seemed like it to me
>accepting that her and I probably will never talk again
>When I think about her a lot some of it comes back, but im more optimistic than I was a while ago.
those are the parts I could relate to, like our situations are really eerily similar. Apart from being optimistic, I never was one for optimism, but it does hurt a lot less than it first did. The only problem was when I was actually finally starting to get over him, I managed to take one last stab at it and fell even deeper for him. Probably because I'm older now but probably also because I know I can't have him. At least I know I can survive it, probably, if my heart doesn't break completely.

>>25663989
It's weird, you type like him too, except for the friend thing, he's always been more normie and charming than me, I was actually surprised by how smooth he is at making friends. You and I should have hooked up instead, we could be loner introverts together. :p in a perfect world

>>25652124
BAZINGA!!!!!!

no soy un robot

>>25664133
>eerily similar
you're telling me,
>The only problem was when I was actually finally starting to get over him, I managed to take one last stab at it and fell even deeper for him.
That mirrors my experience exactly.
I only recently started feeling optimistic at all, it's a rarity for me. I always hated the thought of getting over her too, but that was just an excuse to hold on to the feelings for longer. It's hard for me to find someone who genuinely can understand how I think. By that I mean that I think I have an abnormal way of looking at things, and thinking in general.

>>25664353
DUDE JUST TELL ME YOU'RE HIM AND WE CAN BE TOGETHER AT LAAAAST
;_; why couldn't you have just asked "are you talking about an S and are you an N?" even though I know he doesn't come here lel I feel for you anon, I really, truly, do :'((

>>25653348
She isn't bad at all. If she was anyone worthwhile she would have been able to think of something clever/play along instead of dropping ellipses and putting you down.

>>25653348
yeah wtf that is not awkward, I would have laughed, and I am a grill, she's just retarded it's a good thing you didn't have to waste anymore time on her, she's probably showing those messages to her dumb stacy normie friends and laughing their ass off "at the poor autist"

>>25664477
If you wanted to talk some more, [email protected]
if not that's fine too

>>25652767
on a related note, kill yourself tripfag scum

>>25653348
Your past autism might've made this weird, but that wasn't bad senpai, this is coming from a normie normando normalscum. She just sounds kinda dumb.

>>25651901
I probably had some really cringy stuff I sent to my ex after we broke up, but I deleted our texts and nothing on Facebook is really that bad.

>>25655652
ugh i'm about to break up with my girlfriend soon as well, but it's painful going through our chats.

>>25653047
Dude, I'm gonna help you out if you're still looking in the thread.

DONT MENTION YOU GO TO A THERAPIST

My current gf and I laugh about the dude she went on a couple dates with before we got together. He literally told her "I mentioned you to my therapist". Now I'm not one to bash people for going to a therapist (cause I've been before) but that sets of fucking huge red flags for people you just met.

>>25665403
Yeah, it makes me question the idea but I know it's for the best

>inb4 normie reee

>>25665403
>>25655652
why the eff are you guys here if you have girlfriends

>>25665672
Despite having this gf for a year I'm still a virgin with no friends.

>>25665672
Some of us come here for the entertainment value, not the "community"

>>25653574
ouch this one really hurt
condolences, OP

>>25665782
I hope you don't think of yourself as a good person.

>>25653574
Idiotic move but here's a tip just ask "wats the addy"

No need for a long ass fucking paragraph

>>25651901
I can't make fun of you. I've never asked a girl out before.

>>25665701
are you me? Being a failed normie is the worst existence....

>>25665925
I don't, why should i? Good people get shat on all the time.

>>25665925
>I hope you don't think of yourself as a good person.
fucking kill yourself you little shit

too retarded to be alive
>MUH INTURNET MORULITY

>>25655948
Have you seen her channel? You just can't help but want to hold her to relieve at least some of the pain

>>25651980
Well over Text it's Hard
I'm trying it over phone but I cant get myself to Do it.

I can't believe I did this, god I feel so bad.
>>>25666273

>>25666892
roasty roasty nice n toasty

>>25651901
>please go out with me
Jesus Christ you sound like a whiny needy bitch, the best way IMO is to make your small talk, tease them, then after a day or two ask them to grab a bite to eat. Alternatively slowing stop talking to them and one day even forgot to so you can see if they respond. Bitches love getting neglected. Just don't ask a bitch to be your gf over text in general lol.

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This was my first attempt at flirting with this girl. Her only response was "lol" so I just never responded

>>25655982
>hur hur REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE no grils alowd REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE huhhuh REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25664019
>I think I'll be fine :)
omg what an absolute cunt to not want to listen to some random stranger squelching off to the thought of him, how dare he decline.

Tbh of some random woman told me she was touching herself to the thought of me I'd probably gag all over the floor and then take her to court over sexual harassment.

>>25653348
That was a good line anon, don't be discouraged, she's just a cunt

>>25651901
>I really like you but I think of you as more of a friend than anything else :)
>:)
>:)
>:)
This some kind of universal copy pasta women like to use to put betas down when they try come near you.

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watch out, second best hacker of all time coming through

>>25660588
Just come out of a three year relationship too. I feel you man

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>its normies who couldnt get laid cos lol autism XD reddit thread
Fuck you normies

>>25652120
THIS
H
I
S

OP is a fuckin Chad Mc Chadister

>>25655993
>I think I'll be fine :)
Shell be fine

>>25652545
>>25652579
That's pretty cute. I'm sure she thought so as well. Don't be so hard on yourself.

>>25655993
This is extremely alpha, you are true hero anon.

>>25663489
Because she felt the wall incoming

>>25653348
yo anon, Chad here, this is pretty good.

>>25665782
fahhot detected

>>25669395
Are you out of your mind? Its the kid's desktop background. If he had CP too then itd be ok, or if he had autism and she was his hero, its just him fawning over her looks

>>25653047
What is TIL
Kill yourself

>>25653885
>le my dad is dying because alckyhol
You wanted a sob story so you reached , you're insanely faggoty. Like a girl claiming to be bipolar. Kill yourself

>>25662267
oh your hobbie is kicking people in the dick, strange

>>25654264
They seem retarded. Bad luck on your part huh

>>25654256
>drop credit card twice while paying, spend about a minute trying to pick it up off the floor
this gave me the best mental image of my life

More cringe coming soon fellas, I'm an awful person when it comes to succeeding

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16 year old me was ultra chad apparently

She was and still is a hambeast anyway

>>25672066
CHAD
H
A
D

If any girl called me sexy I'd be right all over them

>tfw have never taked with anyone over FB/twitter/e-mail

should I kill myself or keep on going for the sake of experience?

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I stumbled upon a thread I made 9 years ago, back when I was a teenager. Why did I make a post about this? I don't even remember what comment level one is.

>>25672116
If you'd ever had hambeast pussy you wouldn't say that.

>>25672184
Well I ain't had any pussy so fair play

>>25651901
>all that retarded shit you did back in middle school that came back to haunt you later on

Children shouldn't be allowed to use the internet

>>25655993
MAXIMUM ALPHA

>>25653348
No problem there anon. It's the girl causing the cringe

Here's something real cringe;

>takes me 20-40 seconds to cum when fapping

killmyselfrobotplease

>>25667161
Pretty good actually.
you should had just continue talking like it wasnt a big deal.
Probably she wasnt interested in you but it was a nice try.

>>25655993
>I think i'll be fine :)
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>25672066
Thanks Anon I had a great laugh

>>25653024
>>25653047

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

Take it as a learning experience to see things as they are & not move through life so gracelessly

>>25653348
>make me awkward

fucking normie idiot English

you were good even with your reddit-ass puns just because you were in the perfectly flirtatious register but

>c:

have a little dignity

>>25653885
You only care about a dating relationship this much once in life. After that, you get disillusioned. The next time you care about a relationship this much, it's your marriage

>>25654264
Jesus, it's like you have ties with the chicks from teh FOAAAMZ XD video

>>25651901
>I was on vacation somewhere and as I was finishing a purchase in some small swimwear outfitter.
>polite chit chat with qt cashier girl, she ended with "enjoy your holiday" and I was like "Y-YOU TOO"
>did a whole body cringe, and cursed 4chan under my breath for all those you too meme threads a while back.

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>>25673484
Jesus Christ on a bicycle that's good.

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>>25654264
>tfw female friend randomly sends screenshots of her sexting a guy just like this
>tfw they're doing dirty af kitty play
>tfw she says that she thinks he's pathetic and only plays along because it amuses her

>>25671869
so its normal to buy a 10 pack of nips (shot bottles) every single night and drink every last one? after 3 bouts with pneumonia and still smoking cigarettes? at 60 years old?

kill yourself

>>25671990
Credit cards are fucking difficult to pick up off the ground because they're so flat and rigid. Try dropping one now and see how difficult it is

>>25655993
>
Nah, she looks ugly and seems desperate

>>25673892
Yeah fuck this shit famalamalaama

>>25657379
>>25656506
Woops, sorry for the late reply. We ended up watching it and dated for 4 months so it all worked out in the end.

>>25659302
learn to work with silence in conversations. it not only makes you look interesting if you play it off well, it also gives you the opportunity to analyze the current situation/collocutor rather than concentrating on not to fuck up verbally.

>>25654256
Honestly, that sounds really cute. If I were in her position, I would have wanted to give you a big hug.

>>25674005
Nice man, that's hot.

>>25651901
>you used the word please
>two times
Kekeke cuck, she would have been totaly in love withyou to even consider.
Cucked by yourself
Please, please, please, please
Fuck, i would be rather virgin forever

>>25658897
Its the tomas the train anon from the omegle threads kek

>>25651980
>knowing girls

fuck off normie

>>25652579
>I feel honored that my photos are your computer background

my heart is gonna give up on this life

like literally

>>25675340
I hate life because I'm such a faggot that does shit like this

>>25651901
>at least consider it

there you blew it.
You're begging here to go out with you

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From earlier today

>>25675751
Yeah I'm pretty autistic

>>25675783
Why did you do that anon

Originality original origin

>>25651901
at last you tried OP, takes balls to do that

>>25653348
Only an awkward bitch would make shit awkward

>>25672066
>Elliot
>Being a supreme gentleman and rejecting her

>>25676186
>This

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