That was too easy, chads have it way too fucking easy
I struggle to get a woman to love me for 21 years but if I put a chad appearance to my personality, whores jump on it like fuck
I shouldn't have done this. It's ruined women for me. Why are so many of them fucking sluts
It was pretty gross, pic related is same girl
Exactly, like fuck, at least there are some cool sluts that advertise it so everybody knows their intention
With the girl in op pic, I sent her a picture of my face and she was like "YOURE AN UGLY FUCK CATFISH"
So my 7" dick is huge if I look like chad, but tiny if I look like me? Fucking skanks
its not that hard to get fat sluts to send pics they're all so desperate for validation they'll get the tits out for even spergs like me. get some staci tier bitches in here and i would be impressed at your hidden inner chadom
I have a fake chad tinder
Then my naturally large pp (poo poo) does the rest of the work to get nudes
I got nudes from a conversation that started like this
Chad tinder experimenting will ruin your fucking will to live.
It's like how when you turn on the GTA cheat code that gives you all the guns, it ruins playing GTA legitimately.
Once you see how glorious life as chad is, you can't go back. You realize that your experience in life is unique to you. There's a fucking party going on and you're just not fucking invited.
Today was a wild shift, I'm fucking rolling in roasties
This, this so much. I legitimately want to work out and get plastic surgery on my jaw so life can be this easy for me too
Literally everything is handed to chad and all he has to say is hi
It's the 80/20 rule
What amazed me was how aggressive the women are with getting you to fuck them.
I had a bitch try to track me down and I ended up putting my phone on airplane mode for half a day to prevent that from happening.
Shut up roast
You're forgetting the average dude's experience on tinder is basically shouting into an uncaring void. Meanwhile your fat ass farts on a keyboard and get 18 (you)s
why can't I find me a good man who doesn't only want sex and wants me for me as well
Where have all the good guys gone
>tfw 5/10 male, have job, tall, workout, have a motorcycle, a car.
>Look after my self
>no one sends me messages first and rarely ever get a response back
>You're forgetting the average dude's experience on tinder
Yeah nah. YOU'RE forgetting what this conversation was even about. Sure as fuck has nothing to do with the garbage you just typed up.
>Either make over $250,000 a year, be handsome , or 6'5 Shredded.
>best rating a woman has ever given me was 5/10
>barely a pass
>a bottom D where I live
>only way for women to like me is to see big dick
>can't flaunt big dick like women can flaunt big tits
>girls find your dick gross no matter how big if it isn't attached to Chad
We are doomed
But you certainly need it for a woman to even look twice at you
The only time I've ever gotten an offer to fuck was because I didn't send them a picture of my face, and I only gave them my personality, wit, and my cock. These women will chase chad for years while complaining that they cannot find a good enough man, and meanwhile I would take a deaf girl with no feeling in her legs just to have somebody to feel mutual love with
I would marry a woman with one arm just to have somebody who loves me like I love them, and women get whatever they fucking want
I know I sound like an angsty edgelord but this shit seriously fucks with me
I don't know when you'll all realize that women are futile. I'm 23, never fucked a girl, never plan to. I figure by the time I'm 50 sexbots will be up to par, and by the time I'm 80 I'll be living a Hatsune Miku Occulus FuckRift 2000 simulation so nothing will matter. Fuck bitches, make money.
Feeling lonely? Try this crazy life hack and Masturbate!
Suddenly women no longer have no worth!
You'll still drown in the sorrow of never having another human being to feel mutual affection with but god damn what do you expect from a world where a culture can openly advocate the beheading of everyone belonging to another culture and be defended under the term "tolerance"
>be me at a club one night
>club announces some contest where guys go out onto the floor and strip down to their boxers
>it's like five shredded guys my age and one fat guy doing it ironically i guess fuck him
>the guys start dancing and the girls go nuts
>winner gets chosen by applause
>black guy goes and one girl literally waves him over, gets on her knees and sticks out her tongue for him
>basically begging for cum on her face in front of like 150 people
That was it for my night. After that I straight just sat down and waited to go home. Fuck that.
the fat guy won btw, $150 cash
This is why I'll never go clubbing again. The first time I was dragged there on my 18th birthday and it was just a bunch of sluts grinding on chads 382 through 9485. I would rather accidentally cum in my own eye than go back to that place
>>black guy goes and one girl literally waves him over, gets on her knees and sticks out her tongue for him
I knew women were degenerates but what the fuck?
Yeah but if you're not a Chad the same women who will fuck Chad after he looks in their general direction make you jump through a billion hoops just to get their number.
That fact makes me not even want to try. It's so exhausting and frustrating to have to put in exponentially more effort to maybe get the same result Chad gets when he tells a girl hello.
Not all of it is too special, but there was some good shit in the OG thread. I'll make another thread tomorrow when tinder gives me my free likes back and we can harvest the new roasties
>But you certainly need it for a woman to even look twice at you
For any woman 7+/10, yes. You can date 5/10 women. Not for long, mind you. But you can keep them around until Chad walks by.
I was with a 4/10 girl who skipped braces because she thought they would hurt and didn't shower because "shampoo is a gmo"
She cheated on me and told me I should just jump off a hotel when I called her a filthy slut and told her to get out of my apartment
The only sure fire way to be happy with women is to somehow make one best friends with you, and then date them. They could never hurt their best friend AND their boyfriend. But good luck achieving that if your life has spiralled so far that you're spending your night and early morning hours on r9k+1
It was infuriating. Not just because it plucked at years of institutionalized racism that's been embedded in my brain, but because I can't incite that reaction due to my lack of abs. I was so crushed, anon. My friends kept trying to get me to go hit on some girls but I just felt like they'd all be settling for me after oogling a bunch of shredded guys.
Honestly I don't really want to go again either. It made me want to work out but fuck I definitely don't want to go back unless I can enter that contest and be oogled too. I can't see that shit again with my skinnyfat body hiding under my clothes. It was like 'Nam or something. I don't think I'd ever date a girl I met in a club either, just because if she's there it's obviously because she enjoys clubbing, which I do not, so when she inevitably wants to go again I'm either getting dragged along or letting her go with her friends where they're going to stand on the edge of the dance floor making sex faces at shredded Chads. Not a good look, man. I'm trying to meet a girl who only leaves the house for necessities and to go to conventions.
>They could never hurt their best friend AND their boyfriend
Women will hurt whoever and whenever. Women will burn any bridge, cross any ocean, spend any money if it means a night with Chad.
I was dragged there by my older brother and his college friends because I needed to "do more than sit around on the Internet all day wasting your life". I'm in Canada so 18 is drinking age, and it's treated as a huge birthday here, so they tried to do something nice for me and set me up in someplace they thought would be fun
They could've just bought me some socks, I was running out I remember because I didn't wear any under my shoes at the club
it ruins women for me because I like to think of women as pure rational beings that value loyalty and what not. It makes me sad that the cute girl in class is a total slut who sends nudes to strangers.
Ill be back tomorrow with more single mothers and roasties I matched with
Hopefully I have a stroke in my sleep and never wake up
Honestly? It seems fucking complicated. Lifting the weights isn't the hard part, it's:
>proper protein intake
>finding a good routine
>developing proper form when I'm too embarrassed by my shitty skinnyfat body to go when there are other people there
Confidence really is the answer. what the fat guy done was brave. What the Chads did was just showing off. Fat guy was about having fun. Chads were about bragging about much money they inherited from parents.
you don't have to work out at a gym or buy expensive equipment. it's overwhelming at first, but just talk to someone about getting started and don't try to take it all in at once. ;)
>tfw i've had a gym membership for like ten months and have only been maybe eight times
>tfw i wanna get /fit/ so maybe i won't hate myself as much
>tfw wanna do good cosplay at cons
>tfw can't be Spider-Man when you're skinnyfat
I wish getting shredded wasn't so complex. If I just knew what to do and could go in, lift, then go home and have that be enough I'd be golden. But like I said, there's the ussue of form, diet, good routines, etc. What really gets me are complex routines with like twelve exercises in them, because then I have to learn proper form for like twelve different things. Plus I want to do some cardio so my stamina won't suck ass when I finally break this dry spell but cardio supposedly kills your gains. Oh yeah and there's the whole issue of having to sift through memes to find out what's true and what's a joke, you practically have to go to /fit/ for a year so you can learn the board culture before you can even start trying to get ripped.
i wish my stupid fucking brain didn't overcomplicate everything and make me so prone to panic
Isn't there sugar in fuckin' every thing though, practically? Like if course avoiding soda, kool-aid, and junk food is the right call, but I don't exactly cook my own meals here. I generally have cereal for breakfast, nothing for lunch (maybe a cereal bar), and then whatever my Mom makes for dinner. Sometimes some cookies and milk before bed too.
That's a dumbass lame excuse and you know it. I started with no help either and been going steady for 2 years now.
Look up youtube form vids for:
One arm rows or bent over rows.
Start with dumbbells if you want before moving to the conventional barbell.
Go do these things and you're hitting just about everything besides lower back (add in deadlifts for these when you're more comfortable or use a machine until then)
>don't work out, poor diet, mom drives me everywhere
>can't take care of myself
>literally don't even bother filling out my profile
>girls send me messages first and call me handsome constantly
1 gram protein per lb bodyweight. Use whey powder if you're struggling. I use lots of chicken, turkey, tuna, etc. Use myfitnesspal to track calories.
Start a real program, I use Ice Cream Fitness by Jason Blaha or whatever his name is. There are videos of all exercises, just watch and don't be a pussy. No one gives a fuck about you at the gym, they are there to workout not stare at some new fag.
I started off doing SL 5x5 after browsing /fit/ and reading the sticky for a couple months, but I fell off. I admit I wasn't dedicated enough and now I've essentially thrown like $450 in the trash but I really want to get back at this. I don't want vacation to come again this year and end up spending it sitting in the room because I don't want to be that guy wearing a shirt on the beach. I want to be confident and attractive and I want to do cosplay without feeling like a fucking loser. The initial plan was
>protein shake with breakfast
>wait until like 12/1am
>come home and have a protein shake to make sure i'm getting 1g of protein for every lb i weigh
But I felt like that wasn't enough and I was just going to end up disappointed in my lack of progress after a few months. Not to mention realizing my bf% was so high killed me, because I'd have to shave off so much stomach weight before I had visible abs. I'm not really fat when you look at me, I just store a lot of weight in my stomach. I have like a 36 in waist right under my belly button. Shit sucks man, I feel like a fucking idiot faggot loser.
>I don't exactly cook my own meals here
You will have to learn when you become an adult anyway. It's not that hard but tons of faggots never learn and then get fat and poor because they live off fast food.
>tfw 5/10 male
so average looks
positives but not particularly unique
>motorcycle, a car
No one gives a shit unless one of them is a unique model
Why would anyone send you a message first? Not trying to put you down or anything, but nothing about you stands out based on that description.
Holy fucking shit really? Really? Is that all you've got to say for yourself you pathetic fucking dweeb. You don't know shit about anything. You are literally retarded, you stupid idiot. How the fuck is what you said even relevant. It's like you think with your ass you major fucking retard. Do you honestly think you can just shit on your keyboard and expect people to believe it? You're not a troll, you're not bait. You're a master faggot. Every point that you just made is stupid and irrelevant. Absolutely nothing you said was of any value. You are literally the stupidest mother fucker I have ever met. I can only imagine that the very very few people you come in contact with hate you too. You sit on your worthless fucking fat ass and do nothing all day but criticize things you know nothing about. Even if you did know anything you're way too fucking stupid to comprehend it. You are the scum of the fucking earth. An anime watching neckbeard faggot. Everything about you disgusts me. You will never be a normal person. You will never be smart. You will never be liked. I don't need a citation for that because that's just fucking fact. Your IQ and Chromosome are both 47, that means you're retarded you retard. Go fuck yourself with your cheeto covered hands you disgusting fuck. You wont tell me what you did today because you didn't do shit. You never fucking do shit. Everyday you spend in the monotony of your own pathetic failure of a life so you come here to shill your own retarded opinions of no value or thought. GO FUCK YOURSELF
>There's a fucking party going on and you're just not fucking invited.
dubs dubs !!
most men seek validation of their existence as a response from what they conceive as the reality, validation which is the most intense through taking women, after women have accepted them to be satisfied by them, and nowadays making women explicitly wet.
these men are devoted to women. of course, most women snub most men, since women live for pleasures, being hedonistic-histrionics-egotistic but not narcissistic, which excludes, most of the time, what they consider poor or ugly men since they will never as much pleasure to her as other men.
Only the woman is able to have pleasure for pleasure itself.
higher men are narcissistic, they do not seek validation from somebody else, even less a woman, without being egotistic, but the woman takes this narcissism as her egotism, which thus draws her to these men, for each woman knows that her best lovers are not the puny devoted men, but precisely are her fantasy of men like her, but not like her either !, which means just as egotistic as her, without being narcissistic.
the problem of the woman is that men cannot be ''egotistic without being narcissistic'' (only the woman is this). men cannot be histrionics-egotistic in fact.
the problem of women is that narcissistic men are not egotistic so that they take the woman for what she is, to wit, pure (external) entertainment.
It was already a copypasta you stupid fucking faggots. Do you really think I could've typed up all that in 4 minutes? Oh wait, you're all too stupid to check the timestamps, even. Robots BTFO
Thanks for the (You)'s morons. Have a nice day.
>He lives in a world of lunacy and doesnt care
Not even a roastie or defending the shit posting rager up above but come on when something pisses you off its worse when its for no reason.
>>i was only pretending to be retarded
Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.
-w-well you're autistic!
Sure is a nice day to soak up all the robot butthurt.
>mfw not a single one recognized the copypasta
How does it feel to be outplayed by a woman?
Damage controlling for what, exactly?
Take your time. I'll wait until you can come up with an answer.
>be a sociopath
>wonder why all you attract are vapid whores
People are fucking stupid animals and it doesn't matter whether or not they have tits or a cock.
You all piss and moan about how terrible women are yet ignore that people in general are the same exact way.
>For acting like a complete retard.
And how was I acting like a retard, exactly? Pretty sure you're the one who accidentally took a copypasta seriously and in turn made a fool of yourselves.
Completely fucking toasty
Kindly refer to >>25667033
>>Just pretending to be retarded!
Kindly refer to >>25667033
I like how you're still trying to carry on this narrative even you've already been proven wrong. Nothing screams desperation more than that. Robot coping mechanism is hilarious.
>She keeps replying to every single post
>I-I'm not mad !!
I'm the one laughing my ass off cunt, you're the one that's desperately trying to shift focus away from yourself, or resorting to "b-but it's not real!" and name calling retorts.
I already provided a screencap of instances where the pasta have been used in the past. You can keep posting but the end result isn't going to change.
This is starting to get stale. I'll leave you two to yourselves.
I've seen so many retards start working out with no prior research into how and what to do, it's insane. They just go on /fit once and start deadlifting with bad form, willywobbling with free weights and too much for a start or start running 10km daily out of nothing, wondering why their backs hurt and get fucked up. Why they constantly have musclepains from overexcertion. Museing about the reason their knees and other joints hurt like crazy when they run.
The results are allmost allways some contusions which would've been easily avoided while they gain minimal achievements in the bodypart.
Then they go to /fit or /r9k to complain about how retarded it is to be a /fitizen and how the best way to train is just to starve yourself.
Either do it right or stay fat.