How are you going to dodge the draft for WW3, robots?
>bad vision medically disqualifies me
>glasses save my life
>Terrible vision, have glasses
>Feet are flat but not so flat I can't walk
>Diagnosed with depression and anxiety
>Into dicks and bp so I'm techically a homo
>Only male child of my parents
I'm never ever gonna get drafted.
I want to join an army but I've so many medical conditions I'd never get in. I've got Asthma and Eczema, I'm fucked. Their standards are fucking insane, they're letting me walk through some shit hole in aladdin country filled with corpses but are scared I might run out of breath. It's not even severe, but they'll never make exceptions.
>Years of collecting government assistance
>If they sent me to bootcamp I'd intentionally be as incompetent as believably possible
I. for one welcome our new Russian overlords.
No my friend. Do you know how bad the death toll was in previous world wars?
A regular war is one thing, but WW3 is a take whatever you can get. Glasses and mental disorders wont stop you from the draft.
Lying about a psychological condition or deliberately injuring yourself is called malingering, and will get you very severely punished. I saw a few people try it in basic and I saw it work exactly zero times.
never said I had purpose in the first place. but being an expendable for some war won't give me purpose either.
The army isn't there to cure you. You get used for a purpose.
>living a cozy life with internet, food, alcohol, vidya etc...
>fighting in a fucking war where you have to blindly follow orders, might lose your fucking legs or your life, might be gassed to death, might starve or be buried alive in a trench, all that for some rich dudes who are sitting in a bunker
Lay off the video games. Most of you autists wouldn't even survive 5 minutes before screaming for your mom and missing your quiet life in your dark basement.
Except I have nothing really to live for, and even if I'm being used for a larger purpose it would still be something "meaningful" to occupy me completely. When I was a teenager and my parents caught me doing coke, they sent me to a wilderness program out in Utah (have you ever read/watched Holes?) to straighten myself out. Even though it was shit, it was probably the best I've ever been once I had figured myself out there. I was being forced to do dumb physical labor every day, and for seemingly no reason. Now I'm a soulless wageslave at 21 and I'm not far from just ending myself. Going into a war would be the best thing for me, no matter who or what I'm fighting for.
Also, gas and trenches haven't been a factor since WW1, faggot.
>how are you going to dodge the draft for WW3, robots?
By having a vagina.
Problems with neurological development exempted me from getting conscripted.
Just because 2 women stuck it out in that course doesn't mean that all woman are now up for draft options. There are plenty of able bodied men, like most of /r9k/, that can be boots on ground.
>Also, gas and trenches haven't been a factor since WW1, faggot.
WW3 will include every type of warfare known to humanity, including biological warfare, faggot.
You think once we go nuclear someone will say: "Nuclear holocaust is fine with me but chemical/biological warfare is too extreme!" ?
Everyone will fight against everyone. There won't be any civilians. WW3 won't simply be a struggle between civilizations. It will be a struggle AGAINST civilization. It will catapult as back into the fucking middle ages.
>War is expensive
American government doesn't give a shit
>super flat/wide feet, can't find shoes that fit
>super bad vision
The only things I could do in the military are mathematical related, so I have no worries.
>Also, gas and trenches haven't been a factor since WW1, faggot.
No, but white phosphorous has been widely used in the middle east, enjoy burning from the inside out faggot.
I won't dodge, if it means my country supports the right side, I can help white Europeans reclaim their lands.
>Next holy crusade when?
Hopefully they don't reject me based on my terrible vision and manlet status.
people wear glasses in the military. It doesn't matter if you are blind without glasses, if you can see clearly with them they will accept you. I know because I was just at MEPS(Military Entrance Processing Station) where they test everything medically about you and gave me an extensive eye exam.
Supposedly if you have sleepwalking you can get out, I just don't know how that works in a draft scenario. I've also heard you need to have like done a long-term study under the supervision of a doctor, and since I have no medical insurance worth talking, I'd probably end up being shipped to basic, then watching everybody yell at me for not telling them beforehand (even though I probably did and they didn't believe me)
>While the normies are dying en masse, robots will be comfortably lodged in neutral countries, having dodged the draft, and will spend their days cozily shitposting about the conflict
/WW3/ when, guys?
I do have the resources for that but dying in battle for a cause I support is too romantic, also do want to remove kebab.
Kind of hope that the third world war will occur in my lifetime. If it does I'll try to join. It would be hard I think because I've been treated for depression but it would give my life some meaning to die for something greater.
My prescription is -9 and worsening, and the places online I looked said that military wouldn't take myopics worse than -8. Also astigmatism.
I mean, if I'm getting drafted in the army, what do I do about the $150+ glasses I'd need? Would they pay that?
If it was really WW3 I doubt the governments would even care about mental disorders, they'd just get everyone able-bodied out on the battlefields.
(Not saying that mental disorders aren't serious/physical disorders but a lot of governments don't take mentla health seriously enough, is what I'm saying)
>implying refugees have the money or vehicles
I understand that senpai, I'm not gonna be able to become an officer without a degree and enlisting is an easy way to work on one, get the GI bill, and get a 2 year scholarship once I'm out.
It's really hard to get back into the military after leaving right now especially to become an officer, either become one off the bat or don't expect to be one.
Cutbacks means very little people are able to switch right now
I'm not going to dodge it. I feel like I've been waiting my whole life for it.
My back is fucked up, my stomach is fucked up. But I can still fight. I can still do terrible things.
don't have to be a /pol/ack to realize dune coons are disgusting shitskins
conscriptioneverbody got a pair of glasses if they needed them even if they already had some. My vision is still pretty much perfect even though I've been sitting in front of a PC for most of my shitty life.
>wanting to miss your only chance to be given the power over human lives (including own)
>not wanting to kill your own normie squad members shooting them in their backs
>not wanting to rape woman in city ruins
>not wanting 24/7 adrenaline rush from constant danger
>not wanting to see the world turning into complete ruin
>implying that means shit during a fuckng World War
I doubt it. There is no such thing as privacy in the UK. Government freaking tracks you down for not having a license for a TV. LMFAO. I would google it to find your answer.
Some people posting seem to be predicting a lot about WW3. Does anyone have any actual theories about how it will start, who will be involved, etc?
I'm retarded when it comes to politics don't judge
>Syrian Conflict will lead to tensions between east and west, proxy wars restart.
>Mass panic and crime rate rises in europe and riots due to uncontrolled immigration
>North Korea attacks South Korea, Nk backed by Russia and China, SK backed by the west.
>backed soldiers in proxy wars kill each other, hatred for other nations grow
>then it's just a question of who shoots first.
getting nuked/carpet bombed in a city
suffocating in the ashes of your home
nowhere to run
crime rate skyrockets, streets are safe no more
starving after all local food supplies are sent to frontlines
army taking your supplies and sending it to frontlines
>not going innawoods
learn how to dig a well and get cans for 1000$ and you should be safe for 5 years if you do smart rationing and get stuff like mushrooms, berries etc.. from nature. also building a hut shouldn't be too hard with the right equipment. you've got plenty of time in nature.
this is 100x better than going to the fucking front or staying in a city
>extremely poor fitness
>can't even run few feet let alone carrying an kind of load
i'm kinda fat but not obese
>sensory processing disorder
hypersensitivity, loud noises are too much for me
Pyschopaths and those who show violent tendencies will be seen as positive traits.
"let's fucking do em man. LETS DO THIS WHOLE FUCKING VILLAGE"
If they took me at my age with my med issues, then I expect the world would be fucked anyway. But I wouldn't dodge.
I regret not fudging medical records and joining Navy at 18. I'm now convinced military life is the practical solution for most robot problems.
This desu senpai.
Shits getting fucked irregardless, might as well die with a gun in your hands. Military is my backup plan if I flunk uni anyways, its a good way to learn a trade.
>Fighting in any war
We will just work with the USA whatever side they go and supply them with food and water.
Have fun, Americans.
>bad vision, have glasses
>have anxiety, insomnia and sometimes depression
>get really sick frequently
That's the exactly reason we are fine.
The USA knows how important we are and they will fight for us.
Same with China. If our president sides with China for some reason, i'm literally out of here.
Argentina or Chile i go.
If World War 2 should have taught you anything, it's that "civilians" are just as valid targets as the soldier in the front.
The battlefield has moved from the field to the cities held hostage with indefensible nuclear annihilation. With modern armaments a modest exchange of WMDs (not only nukes, but chemical and biological agents) could easily result in the death of Billions with a B. Both America and Russia have samples of smallpox sitting around in storage facilities waiting to be used in just such a scenario. Imagine what happened to the native americans, but with hundreds of times more people. Any type of WW3 scenario would likely be the end of modern civilization as we know it.
Exactly. The next world war will be fought via nuclear and biological weapons. The only reason the Iraq war is being fought with infantry/drones is because there's so much value the US can gain by preserving Iraq (like oil and other resources.)
>bad vision medically disqualifies me
>glasses save my life
Think again, Portholes!
I'm a suicidal depressed piece of shit, If someone put a rifle into my noguns hands I'd probably blow my brains out shortly after I was taught how to chamber a round and turn the safety off
I have pectus excavatum which should hopefully disqualify me
I wouldn't really try to avoid it. China will have broken up by then and won't matter, so it'll just be the West versus the EEC led by Russia. No nuclear holocaust, because people may be stupid but not that stupid.
Nah, I'd go fight in Belarus, sure. Go wi' ma bros. Part of me thinks that a total war would do this younger generation a world of good.
>Oh, you need safe-spaces? There's a safe-space, in that fucking fox-hole in Donetsk, go over there you bitch.
Wow, you're a real dumbass if you think that's the reason why.
How does it feel knowing you'll never get to eat cereal out of your chest?
>given a free gun
>not shooting yourself as soon as youre deployed
>bad vision, near sighted
>walking issues caused by irregular tendon growth
>a whole host of clinically diagnosed mental disorders
I think I'm safe
I might see if I could get drafted just to find some direction in life. Maybe it'll bring some excitement in my life eh? Maybe I'll make friends, brothers in arms. Maybe I'll die on the field of battle instead of in my backyard.
Honestly I don't want to survive the nukes, I would suck in a post apocalyptic wasteland
WW3 is gonna be North vs. South. Poor refugees trying to overrun rich countries in the northern hemisphere to have a place of living that isnt ravaged by climate change, war and other ecological disasters. As soon as the problem gets to serious and the northern developed nations drop their thin mask of humanity its going to be over soon. There will be no need for a lot of regular soldiers, things like semtext a-bombs, carpet bombing etc. will quickly end the war.
If for some reason i am wrong and there is conventional warfareand they are going to draft me which is unlikely cause i am a fat fuck i will simply kill myself or be killed quickly.
Yeah. Russia and USA will be working together...
This world war 3.
It ain't like the others.
>mfw Asthma, ADHD, shit eyes and flat feet
I'd be more useful as tank ammunition
Any opinions on what ww3 would be about senpai? Who would ally with who, who would the major players would be, would Germany keep its loosing streak, maybe who would win (if there would be a Victor)
I made this map a while ago.
Darkest blue is the Union State (wiki it). Pure blue are members of the Eurasian Economic Union and pale blue are their allies (some non-violent).
Dark green is the United States. Pure green is NATO whilst light green are allies (some non-violent again).
Depends, if WW3 is waged totally some obscure insect will win in the sense of surviving the radiation.
Either developed north vs impoverished south, or democratic-capitalist vs. authoritarian-state-capitalist (ie. america/europe vs. china/russia) and a lot of subwars ( shia vs sunni/india vs paki etc.).
Germany was always had a exceptional military and bad political leaders. Now it will be the other way around most certainly, so when we play our cards right and ally with america we will be on the right side (if there is anything lef in the end, also german fag obviously ).
>the /r9k/ division of the army
god that would be pathetic
This is like the plot of a shitty 90s action movie where Hollywood wasn't sure who the enemy was supposed to be after the Soviet Union fell.
We have a real enemy now.
>u don't no wat u r talkin about :^)
>Islam is a religion of peace :^)
>Its not like Islam has been trying to conquer Europe for 1400 years or anythin :^)
Do you think I actually sat down and put autistic levels of thought into that map? 2 minutes and a fill tool.
>Shia and Sunni uniting
They don't have to be united to still be enemies of civilization.
>Thinking Israel is a good guy
They have valuable kebab removal experience.
>all the men in my family are too old to be drafted
>4 sisters, no brothers
>i can't be drafted
I'm not affected at all. kek, have fun dying for "your country". The people that don't even acknowledge you or care about you in the slightest.
>In the Army Reserve
>Still watch anime and read pseudo intellectual bullshit to feel smart.
>Admitting to knowing very little about world politics
>How are you going to dodge the draft for WW3?
I'm going to be in college/med school for the next 12 years which grants immunity. If they try to draft me after that I'll leave the country somehow. I refuse to be a disposable army-fag pawn for a country I don't even like.
I'm not going to, mate. In a fucking draft army, I'd finally have a chance to release all of my worst desires on others. Since I'd probably end up KIA anyway, there would be no consequences for the rapes, mutilations, and tortures I'd undoubtedly commit. Then again, I guess that people like me actually tend to survive wars, so maybe I'd go to prison for it in my nineties or something like some of those Nazis. Who cares about that though?
You would be very surprised.
>Do you think the Spartan's lack of basic humanity helped?
>Records show Spartans routinely showed mildly sociopathic tendencies: Difficultly with socialisation
>The records show efficient behaviour operating in hazardous situations. I supplied the tools to maintain that efficiency.
No Normie has the capacity to become a living weapon.
Only you /r9k/
Did anyone have to do the beep test in high school or is that just a Canadian thing?
It's basically running back and forth from two lines a certain distance away. Everytime the beep plays it gets faster and faster. You have to keep up with the beeps as you run from line to line. You do this alongside entire class and you compete for the best score.
Usually the fat robot kid is the first to drop out at around 5.0. Chad lasted until around 13.5~
My highest was 8.1, do they do shit like that in the military? It was pretty stressful. Everyone makes fun of the fat kid who dropped out first for days.
If things are bad enough for them to initiate another draft they'll take anybody that they can find a use for.
The military isn't gonna give a fuck about that shit in a situation as desperate as ww3.
>getting to kill other cannon fodder
>Literally on the board priding itself in comprising of the dregs of Western society
>subhooman paki shits phuck em all for da Aryan massa rice!
Stormwatch shilling is in overdrive, I see!
>tfw may have a chance at dieing in a suicide charge
but anon, i want to kill the chinks and mudslimes
It would allow me to kill another human legally, staying at home collecting money is boring to be honest, also having brothers in arms fighting the islamic hordes to liberate Europe is a worthy cause in my opinion.
Only wonder role my country play.
Northern Irish people can't be drafted into the British army