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How are you going to dodge the draft for WW3, robots?

>bad vision medically disqualifies me
>glasses save my life
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>Terrible vision, have glasses
>Feet are flat but not so flat I can't walk
>Diagnosed with depression and anxiety
>Into dicks and bp so I'm techically a homo
>Only male child of my parents
I'm never ever gonna get drafted.
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I want to join an army but I've so many medical conditions I'd never get in. I've got Asthma and Eczema, I'm fucked. Their standards are fucking insane, they're letting me walk through some shit hole in aladdin country filled with corpses but are scared I might run out of breath. It's not even severe, but they'll never make exceptions.
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Nothing easier than that: Simply pretend you have problems with the psyche. depression/borderline/schizophrenia etc.. or say you were a drug addict or sexually abused as a child.
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>>25643570
Autism. Duh
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>not wanting to finally be given purpose in life
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>>25643570
>implying that if there's a draft they will care about these things
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>WW3 breaks out
>my leg randomly breaks

shucks, shit happens sometimes y'know?
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>Implying you won't just be cannon fodder for the Korean invasions
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>>25643628

>cannon fodder
>"purpose"
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If there's a draft I may as well go for it

I'll go out in style by killing sand niggers
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I live in a fucking estonia, we dont even have an army just few tanks that we bought for unknown reasons
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History of depression and borderline personality disorder. I'm highly impulsive and reckless.
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>>25643660
I've always liked the look of that flag. I don't know much about the country otherwise.
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>Aspergers
>Years of collecting government assistance
>If they sent me to bootcamp I'd intentionally be as incompetent as believably possible

I. for one welcome our new Russian overlords.
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>WW3

Ahahahahahaha

No my friend. Do you know how bad the death toll was in previous world wars?

A regular war is one thing, but WW3 is a take whatever you can get. Glasses and mental disorders wont stop you from the draft.
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Lying about a psychological condition or deliberately injuring yourself is called malingering, and will get you very severely punished. I saw a few people try it in basic and I saw it work exactly zero times.
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>>25643673
Yeah the flag is fire but the neighbours are shitheads and its cold as fuck. At least we have like maybe 100-400 black people in the whole country and even less sgitskins
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>>25643649
>itting in a room all day and watching anime or reading some pseudo intellectual bullshit to feel smart
>purpose
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I'll be the first to volunteer for the Race War.
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Aspergers and Diabetus.

Wonderful combination.
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>>25643649
>he unironically wants to keep living his miserable life
Hello, normies!
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>>25643628
>Needing the government to give you your purpose.
>Not finding purpose in comfort and hedonism.
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>>25643701

>Lying about a psychological condition

How will they prove anything?
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>>25643570
>Drug addict
>MDD
>GAD
>APLS
>Worsening eye sight

Am I safe, robots?
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>>25643716

never said I had purpose in the first place. but being an expendable for some war won't give me purpose either.

>>25643730
The army isn't there to cure you. You get used for a purpose.
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>>25643766
at least you'd be useful to anyone, including yourself
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>>25643787

>Giving a shit about being "useful"

Hello, normie, nice of you to stop by!
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>>25643730

>living a cozy life with internet, food, alcohol, vidya etc...
>fighting in a fucking war where you have to blindly follow orders, might lose your fucking legs or your life, might be gassed to death, might starve or be buried alive in a trench, all that for some rich dudes who are sitting in a bunker

Lay off the video games. Most of you autists wouldn't even survive 5 minutes before screaming for your mom and missing your quiet life in your dark basement.
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>>25643570
Same as you, lazy eye makes it impossible for me to be in the military.
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I would only risk my life if there was a crusade.
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>>25643570
By comitting a felony like making guns without permit and forming some commie militia that opposes the war. Crazy world requires crazy methods.
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>ITT people don't understand how draft works
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>>25643716
>experiencing and possibly dying in war
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>autizm xD
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>>25643716

Jokes on you. I'm lying, not sitting.
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>>25643806
Except I have nothing really to live for, and even if I'm being used for a larger purpose it would still be something "meaningful" to occupy me completely. When I was a teenager and my parents caught me doing coke, they sent me to a wilderness program out in Utah (have you ever read/watched Holes?) to straighten myself out. Even though it was shit, it was probably the best I've ever been once I had figured myself out there. I was being forced to do dumb physical labor every day, and for seemingly no reason. Now I'm a soulless wageslave at 21 and I'm not far from just ending myself. Going into a war would be the best thing for me, no matter who or what I'm fighting for.
Also, gas and trenches haven't been a factor since WW1, faggot.
/blog
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>how are you going to dodge the draft for WW3, robots?
By having a vagina.
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>>25643990

Aaaand this is why we implement "comfort women" for the soldiers
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>>25643990
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/18/politics/women-graduate-army-ranger-course/
I'll see you at the O.P., sweetheart :^)
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>>25643570
Robots will be drafted and become potato peelers while the chads become war heroes.
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Problems with neurological development exempted me from getting conscripted.
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>>25644019
Just because 2 women stuck it out in that course doesn't mean that all woman are now up for draft options. There are plenty of able bodied men, like most of /r9k/, that can be boots on ground.
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The military is downsizing because they have too many people, there's not going to be a draft anytime soon
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>Need glasses.
>Have shitty bones.
>Unable to gain muscle for the life of me.
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>>25644086
Are you retarded, there's a ton of people in the military with glasses and most of them aren't buff
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War is expensive and ideals of conquest dead.
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>>25644079
Women will be convoy guards
Enjoy IEDs and missile attacks
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>>25643938

>Also, gas and trenches haven't been a factor since WW1, faggot.

WW3 will include every type of warfare known to humanity, including biological warfare, faggot.

You think once we go nuclear someone will say: "Nuclear holocaust is fine with me but chemical/biological warfare is too extreme!" ?

Everyone will fight against everyone. There won't be any civilians. WW3 won't simply be a struggle between civilizations. It will be a struggle AGAINST civilization. It will catapult as back into the fucking middle ages.
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Rapid cycling bipolar disorder, could never pass the psych evaluation. Doesn't help I'd never pass the physical either since I got tendinitis in both knees
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>>25644161

>War is expensive

American government doesn't give a shit
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>>25643634
> doesn't know how the draft works
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>>25643650
/pol/ is thataway, sir
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>>25643570
>super flat/wide feet, can't find shoes that fit
>super bad vision
>depression/anxiety
>assburger
The only things I could do in the military are mathematical related, so I have no worries.
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>>25644224
Most military personnel aren't even issued service weapons
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>>25643570
Will not dodge draft, I love my country to death, however I live in major city and will probably be nuked before having a chance to start the training
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>registered sex offender
I already tried getting in when I was 20. They wouldn't let me.
Too bad, I love shooting stuff.
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>>25643699
This t b q h familia

WW3 is gonna kill us all most likely. Better enjoy these last moments in 'peace'
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>>25643650
>I'll go out in style by killing sand niggers
implying you wouldn't be fighting china and russia instead
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Will join the Bundeswehr, got drafted 5 years ago and loved it.
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>>25643938
>Also, gas and trenches haven't been a factor since WW1, faggot.

No, but white phosphorous has been widely used in the middle east, enjoy burning from the inside out faggot.
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>>25643570
I won't dodge, if it means my country supports the right side, I can help white Europeans reclaim their lands.
>Next holy crusade when?
Hopefully they don't reject me based on my terrible vision and manlet status.
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>>25643570
people wear glasses in the military. It doesn't matter if you are blind without glasses, if you can see clearly with them they will accept you. I know because I was just at MEPS(Military Entrance Processing Station) where they test everything medically about you and gave me an extensive eye exam.
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>medically unfit to serve because I've had a spontaneous collapsed lung
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>>25643610
Because people have died in basic training because they never reported that they had Asthma. You can still get in, they can't look at your medical records.
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>>25643649
>cannon fodder
>implying my sick bhop script isn't going to make me untouchable
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>>25643711
Aren't Estonia and the other Baltic countries also laden with beautiful blonde women?
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Russia will nuke us before I get a chance to dodge it
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>>25643570
Supposedly if you have sleepwalking you can get out, I just don't know how that works in a draft scenario. I've also heard you need to have like done a long-term study under the supervision of a doctor, and since I have no medical insurance worth talking, I'd probably end up being shipped to basic, then watching everybody yell at me for not telling them beforehand (even though I probably did and they didn't believe me)
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>While the normies are dying en masse, robots will be comfortably lodged in neutral countries, having dodged the draft, and will spend their days cozily shitposting about the conflict

/WW3/ when, guys?
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>>25645128
NEETs don't have the money or vehicles to move to a neutral country if they aren't lucky and neutral countries aren't really going to matter if WW3 actually happens
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>>25645128
I do have the resources for that but dying in battle for a cause I support is too romantic, also do want to remove kebab.
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Kind of hope that the third world war will occur in my lifetime. If it does I'll try to join. It would be hard I think because I've been treated for depression but it would give my life some meaning to die for something greater.
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>get drafted
>get gun
>kill self
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>>25644872

Well damn.

My prescription is -9 and worsening, and the places online I looked said that military wouldn't take myopics worse than -8. Also astigmatism.

I mean, if I'm getting drafted in the army, what do I do about the $150+ glasses I'd need? Would they pay that?
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>>25643570
Canuckistan here.

We've got a whole lot of deep bush to disappear into. Could not give less of a fuck about what happens to the rest of the human race.
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>>25645570
If it was really WW3 I doubt the governments would even care about mental disorders, they'd just get everyone able-bodied out on the battlefields.
(Not saying that mental disorders aren't serious/physical disorders but a lot of governments don't take mentla health seriously enough, is what I'm saying)
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>>25643570
>perfect vision
>train semi regularly
>not fat
>mentally stable
>actually have some military training
Guess I die
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Hooray for schizophrenia!
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I'm already enlisting.

>tfw by the time ww3 rolls around I'm gonna be a cushy officer doing nothing yet getting paid bank
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Is asthma reason enough?
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>>25645815
If you're enlisting you're not going to be an officer stupid
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>>25644742
Did you plan on eating it
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>>25645187
>implying refugees have the money or vehicles

Just look
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>>25645872
It's just a stepping stone senpai, I'm gonna go to ROTC.
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>>25644273
Who's behind this post?
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>>25644211
At least our Nanking wont get raped
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>>25644901
Holy shit, which army?
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>>25645947
ROTC isn't enlisting, there's a reason why there's a separated category of enlisted and officer
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>>25645940
they have governments on their side. and these have whole armies
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>>25645804

So this is why so many Americans are obese and sick. Genius.
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>>25645990
I understand that senpai, I'm not gonna be able to become an officer without a degree and enlisting is an easy way to work on one, get the GI bill, and get a 2 year scholarship once I'm out.
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>>25645940
They have the sap story of a dead baby because of shitty parents

NEETs just have piss bottles and figures
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ADD/ADHD
GERD
ASTHMA
I am sure one of those would get me out of it.
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>>25643570
who /enlistingbeforeww3/ here?
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i'm like 130 pounds overweight and have been involuntarily admitted to a psych ward after a suicide attempt and a long history of major depressive disorder diagnoses

aka never ever
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>>25646040
It's really hard to get back into the military after leaving right now especially to become an officer, either become one off the bat or don't expect to be one.

Cutbacks means very little people are able to switch right now
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>>25643570
I'm not going to dodge it. I feel like I've been waiting my whole life for it.

My back is fucked up, my stomach is fucked up. But I can still fight. I can still do terrible things.
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>>25644273
don't have to be a /pol/ack to realize dune coons are disgusting shitskins
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>>25645983
KISS army
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>>25645718
During conscription everbody got a pair of glasses if they needed them even if they already had some.


My vision is still pretty much perfect even though I've been sitting in front of a PC for most of my shitty life.
lmao
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>extremely poor eyesight
>left leg is a prosthetic
>suicide attempt on my record
>single dad I think this would help my case at least.
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Im turning 26 this year

Get fucked yung uns
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>WWIII

Any smart man would find any excuse not to go. Things would be pretty cozy after a thinned male population.

I really don't think there will ever be another war though.
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>>25646143
haha, good one. which one is it really, anon?
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>>25643607
>he thinks homosexuality disqualifies you from the military.

I got some bad news for you son
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Asthma. They don't let people go with recurring asthma attacks voluntarily.
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>>25646167

I know that you get special ugly battle-ready glasses when you start. I guess the army just has to fork up the cash for my magnifying glasses
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>>25646191
You're able to join the military from 18-35
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>>25646218

USA draft is 18-25
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>>25646246
That's the old draft
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>>25643570
>wanting to miss your only chance to be given the power over human lives (including own)
>not wanting to kill your own normie squad members shooting them in their backs
>not wanting to rape woman in city ruins
>not wanting 24/7 adrenaline rush from constant danger
>not wanting to see the world turning into complete ruin
fuckin normie
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>>25646246
>implying that means shit during a fuckng World War
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>>25645983
>>25646201
United States Military
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>>25646259

>not wanting to be comfy in the homeland watching the war from the side
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>>25646326
>being so dumb you think anywhere is going to be safe if WW3 happens
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Why would I want to dodge the draft? I'm not some braindead normie who's only good for cannon fodder.

I'd try to get into a machine shop, but I'd probably just end up changing tank oil.
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>>25646359

It's going to be safer than being in the actual warzone, and at least I'll die /comfy/ and not bleeding to death in a ditch
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>>25646398
>ISIS breaks into your NEET cave
>I'll die comfy

lql
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>>25646314
This apply for UK too?

>>25646359
General, we must march into the valuable lands of Alberta!
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>>25646454
Alberta is one of the most important spots in Canada because of the petroleum and gas, you'd be crazy to think if WW3 happened it wouldn't be one of the spots hit
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>>25646454
I doubt it. There is no such thing as privacy in the UK. Government freaking tracks you down for not having a license for a TV. LMFAO. I would google it to find your answer.
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>>25646503
What about Greenland?
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>>25643570
I won't.

Maybe in all that terror and fear. I'll feel something.

I want to die
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I wont. I mean, after all, I am in the army...
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Some people posting seem to be predicting a lot about WW3. Does anyone have any actual theories about how it will start, who will be involved, etc?

I'm retarded when it comes to politics don't judge
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>>25646503
Alberta is also home to the largest military base in Canada, and the largest of the entire Commonwealth.

It is also half an hour away from me.

Just nuke my shit up, senpai.
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>>25646622
>Syrian Conflict will lead to tensions between east and west, proxy wars restart.
>Mass panic and crime rate rises in europe and riots due to uncontrolled immigration
>North Korea attacks South Korea, Nk backed by Russia and China, SK backed by the west.
>backed soldiers in proxy wars kill each other, hatred for other nations grow
>then it's just a question of who shoots first.
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>>25643570
Asthma bro, get to dodge war with pretty much 0 side effects
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>>25646398
getting nuked/carpet bombed in a city
suffocating in the ashes of your home
nowhere to run
crime rate skyrockets, streets are safe no more
starving after all local food supplies are sent to frontlines
army taking your supplies and sending it to frontlines
comfy af
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>>25646713
Asthma can get waived easily
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IAb72B-KwU

I wanna die feeling like I belong.

Give me my chance for Valhalla
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>>25643734

Any mental health professional that examines you on behalf of the United States military is going to be heavily biased in favor of the United States military.
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>>25643699
You do realise that we still need people to make food and stuff right? I'll just be a farmer.
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>>25646737

>not going innawoods

learn how to dig a well and get cans for 1000$ and you should be safe for 5 years if you do smart rationing and get stuff like mushrooms, berries etc.. from nature. also building a hut shouldn't be too hard with the right equipment. you've got plenty of time in nature.

this is 100x better than going to the fucking front or staying in a city
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>>25643570
fuck that, im gunna die for Trump
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>extremely poor fitness
>can't even run few feet let alone carrying an kind of load
i'm kinda fat but not obese
>autism
>sensory processing disorder
hypersensitivity, loud noises are too much for me
>childhood trauma
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Well I have anxiety, depression and terrible vision. Does that exempt me from the draft?
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>>25645524
This, I'd be happy if the west went to war with islam, it'd give me some righteous purpose to do God's will.
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>>25647065
Pyschopaths and those who show violent tendencies will be seen as positive traits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jnROLPEch8

"let's fucking do em man. LETS DO THIS WHOLE FUCKING VILLAGE"
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>>25645983
It happens with some regularity in the british army, often hear about squadies catching it on some excerise in the beacons
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>>25643570
Am a manlet 168 cm
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My country doesn't have draft.
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>>25643570
If they took me at my age with my med issues, then I expect the world would be fucked anyway. But I wouldn't dodge.

I regret not fudging medical records and joining Navy at 18. I'm now convinced military life is the practical solution for most robot problems.
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>>25647134
>going innawoods
robots
sure buddy
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>already enlisted

if there's a war bad enough to call 'world war 3' it doesn't matter if you're serving or not, you're going to be killed
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>>25643570
a conflict on a scale actually deserving of the title world war 3 wont require infantrymen

you'll be dust before the thought of a draft could even cross your mind
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>>25647488
MAD my nigger, at least they'll be dead too.
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>>25647486
This desu senpai.

Shits getting fucked irregardless, might as well die with a gun in your hands. Military is my backup plan if I flunk uni anyways, its a good way to learn a trade.
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>>25647349
Thank you, anon. I'm not gonna kill myself now.
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>>25647564
>irregardless
triggered
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>>25647488
What if someone creates a superweapon that can delete all nuclear material from Earth
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I'm from Switzerland.

We will be neutral and wait out the war in our shelters.

Your turn.
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>>25647598
or a gun that shoots knives
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>>25647598
Sounds like the plot to an MGS game
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>>25647608
You'll still get the fallout though
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>>25643570
>Asburgers
>Flat foot, but not so bad I can't walk
>Only male child
>Bad hearing
I think it's safe to say I'm safe
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>>25647598
METALLIC ARCHEA
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>>25647628
If it was it'd take 36 minutes to develop and be useless due to being cut at the last minute. Scary Stuff.
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>>25647651
Most of our shelters are save against fallout - plus fallout isn't as bad as people make it out to be.
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>>25643570
>Brazil
>Fighting in any war

KEK
We will just work with the USA whatever side they go and supply them with food and water.
Have fun, Americans.
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>bad vision, have glasses
>asthmatic
>asymmetric chest
>skinny
>have anxiety, insomnia and sometimes depression
>get really sick frequently
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>>25647743
>thinking countries will leave a country as resource rich as Brazil alone

Your trannies, crops, and herbs would be decimated
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>>25643570
Post pro russian/North Korean/Islamic opinions on 4chan, reddit, facebook and newspaperletters well in advance so I get flagged as a subversive.
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>>25647857
That's the exactly reason we are fine.
The USA knows how important we are and they will fight for us.

Same with China. If our president sides with China for some reason, i'm literally out of here.
Argentina or Chile i go.
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If World War 2 should have taught you anything, it's that "civilians" are just as valid targets as the soldier in the front.

The battlefield has moved from the field to the cities held hostage with indefensible nuclear annihilation. With modern armaments a modest exchange of WMDs (not only nukes, but chemical and biological agents) could easily result in the death of Billions with a B. Both America and Russia have samples of smallpox sitting around in storage facilities waiting to be used in just such a scenario. Imagine what happened to the native americans, but with hundreds of times more people. Any type of WW3 scenario would likely be the end of modern civilization as we know it.
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>>25647956
Exactly. The next world war will be fought via nuclear and biological weapons. The only reason the Iraq war is being fought with infantry/drones is because there's so much value the US can gain by preserving Iraq (like oil and other resources.)
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>>25648860
>he thinks we're not using nukes on iraq because of this.

amazingly, no one in the world really likes nukes except crackpot dictators. They're deterrence.
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fucking all you autists not ready to die in the war
you do realise the rich chads will get to stay home because they're not poor while we must fight for our respective nations
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>strabismus
>near sighted
>herniated disk

I'd rather be healthy and in the Navy or Army desu.

I can't go to sea now in my sorry ass state I'm in.
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>>25649469
It ain't, it ain't me, I ain't no Senator's Son!
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>>25643570
>bad vision medically disqualifies me
>glasses save my life

Think again, Portholes!
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I'm a suicidal depressed piece of shit, If someone put a rifle into my noguns hands I'd probably blow my brains out shortly after I was taught how to chamber a round and turn the safety off
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Is flat feet still an excuse? I have them.
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I have pectus excavatum which should hopefully disqualify me
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>>25649469
>muh nation

He fell for the patriot meme.
Your country is shit, anon. All countries are shit.
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I wouldn't really try to avoid it. China will have broken up by then and won't matter, so it'll just be the West versus the EEC led by Russia. No nuclear holocaust, because people may be stupid but not that stupid.
Nah, I'd go fight in Belarus, sure. Go wi' ma bros. Part of me thinks that a total war would do this younger generation a world of good.
>Oh, you need safe-spaces? There's a safe-space, in that fucking fox-hole in Donetsk, go over there you bitch.

>>25648860
Wow, you're a real dumbass if you think that's the reason why.
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>>25649764
ewww

Disgusting mutant
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>He thinks in the event of a draft they would give a fuck about your glasses
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>>25649797
I said EEC; I meant to say EEU as in Eurasian Economic Union.
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shit vision. pretty much legally blind.
flat feet
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>>25649808
How does it feel knowing you'll never get to eat cereal out of your chest?
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>>25643570
>right eye keratoconus gives me a 2/10 vision
also, the extreme no-draft card
>I'm a femanon
Femanon aren't draftable in Belgium
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>>25649469
Yeah, I just don't give a shit. I think most of us can agree that there's nothing here worth fighting for.
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>>25646957
same desu
just not in one of those bullet bowling alleys (aka landing craft) pls
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>>25643733
What if it's a good war? IF it were against commies, fascist or jihadists wouldn't that be a good war for freedom and human progress?
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>>25649881
If someone punched you there. Would you die?

I keep touching my sternum to reassure me
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>get drafted
>given a free gun
>not shooting yourself as soon as youre deployed
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>>25643570
>bad vision, near sighted
>walking issues caused by irregular tendon growth
>a whole host of clinically diagnosed mental disorders
>heart condition
I think I'm safe
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>>25643611
Geat idea, kid, they will surely believe your word!
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This thread is a reminder that the US is not prepared for another vietnam or ww2, nobody is patriotic and most of us are mentally ill.
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i almost got DQ'd from the airforce because im allergic to catipillars
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>>25643570
I might see if I could get drafted just to find some direction in life. Maybe it'll bring some excitement in my life eh? Maybe I'll make friends, brothers in arms. Maybe I'll die on the field of battle instead of in my backyard.

Honestly I don't want to survive the nukes, I would suck in a post apocalyptic wasteland
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>>25647321
>I'd be happy if the west went to war with islam
>implying saudies aren't US's biggest oil buddy
>implying every muslim country except iran isn't ruled by US puppets
top cuck
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>>25643570
WW3 is gonna be North vs. South. Poor refugees trying to overrun rich countries in the northern hemisphere to have a place of living that isnt ravaged by climate change, war and other ecological disasters. As soon as the problem gets to serious and the northern developed nations drop their thin mask of humanity its going to be over soon. There will be no need for a lot of regular soldiers, things like semtext a-bombs, carpet bombing etc. will quickly end the war.

If for some reason i am wrong and there is conventional warfareand they are going to draft me which is unlikely cause i am a fat fuck i will simply kill myself or be killed quickly.
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>not a legal citizen

whewww lads
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>>25646204
It don't matter, the other four reasons are still valid. Never ever.
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I'm a woman so I don't worry about that.
But if WW3 does happen I will marry my bf so we can make him a US citizen so he won't get pulled back to Russia. I do worry about that a lot.
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>>25649764
It does. My ex had it and they wouldn't let him in the Army or Airforce.
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>>25651132
Yeah. Russia and USA will be working together...

This world war 3.


It ain't like the others.
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>>25649469

>tfw you're another Lost Generation
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>mfw Asthma, ADHD, shit eyes and flat feet
I'd be more useful as tank ammunition
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>>25643607

dont ask, dont tell bby
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>>25650059
lt would be, extremeIy painfuI.
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I'm alright in the military so I'm cool with it
>>
I have acne
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Any opinions on what ww3 would be about senpai? Who would ally with who, who would the major players would be, would Germany keep its loosing streak, maybe who would win (if there would be a Victor)
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>>25652177
I made this map a while ago.
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>>25652247
Do the different shades of blue and green mean anything?
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>>25652306
Darkest blue is the Union State (wiki it). Pure blue are members of the Eurasian Economic Union and pale blue are their allies (some non-violent).

Dark green is the United States. Pure green is NATO whilst light green are allies (some non-violent again).
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>>25652177
Depends, if WW3 is waged totally some obscure insect will win in the sense of surviving the radiation.

Either developed north vs impoverished south, or democratic-capitalist vs. authoritarian-state-capitalist (ie. america/europe vs. china/russia) and a lot of subwars ( shia vs sunni/india vs paki etc.).

Germany was always had a exceptional military and bad political leaders. Now it will be the other way around most certainly, so when we play our cards right and ally with america we will be on the right side (if there is anything lef in the end, also german fag obviously ).
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>>25643570
w-what! No, I wanted to fight in WW3, I wanted to be there. Watching Europe burn and slaying mudslimes. Glasses can't really disqualify you can they?
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I'm colorblind so I can't do it anyways
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Bad vision here too.

I know because I tried repeatedly in every branch of the Armed Forces. HAHAHAHA I sure showed them!!

In a total war situation I'd no doubt get a pass tho.
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i am 169cm. in accordance to my country's constitution, soldiers have to be atleast 170cm.
>lanklets BTFO
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>>25643570
>bad eyesight
>asthma
>borderline personality disorder
:^)
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>the /r9k/ division of the army

god that would be pathetic
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>>25652247
>>25652477
This is like the plot of a shitty 90s action movie where Hollywood wasn't sure who the enemy was supposed to be after the Soviet Union fell.

We have a real enemy now.
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>>25653439
You clearly don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>>/pol/
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Have Syringomyelia so there's that.
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>>25653506
Get fucked leftist

Robots are right wing.

Normies are leftists
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>>25653506
>u don't no wat u r talkin about :^)
>Islam is a religion of peace :^)
>Its not like Islam has been trying to conquer Europe for 1400 years or anythin :^)
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>>25653633
>>25653662
I'm not a leftist you fuck-nuts.
>Uyghurstan is blue
>Shia and Sunni uniting
>ever
>Thinking Israel is a good guy
Good goyim. Faggots.
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>>25643643
>WW3 breaks out
>kill myself

Oh gee golly
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>>25643570

I'm already in.
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>>25653727
>Uyghurstan
Do you think I actually sat down and put autistic levels of thought into that map? 2 minutes and a fill tool.

>Shia and Sunni uniting
They don't have to be united to still be enemies of civilization.

>Thinking Israel is a good guy
They have valuable kebab removal experience.
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>all the men in my family are too old to be drafted
>4 sisters, no brothers
>i can't be drafted

I'm not affected at all. kek, have fun dying for "your country". The people that don't even acknowledge you or care about you in the slightest.
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>>25643716
>In the Army Reserve
>Still watch anime and read pseudo intellectual bullshit to feel smart.
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ill never fight in ww3
id rather go to prison tbqh
most likely id just flee the country, since im one of the few ablebodied non-obese fucks
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>>25653662
>Islam is a united entity
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>>25643570
>5'3"
>130+lbs
>mile run time is 7+ minutes
>assburgers
thank god for inferior genetics
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>>25653841
>Admitting to knowing very little about world politics
Kek
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>>25643570
>not wanting to become a soldier
>find the truest friendship among war brothers
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>>25653287
>/r9k/
>/r9/ /k/
Nah man, were the Special Forces of /k/.
>>
>>25653930
Wasps aren't a united entity.

And they are still an enemy of humanity
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>>25653930
>implying that Islam has to be a united entity to be a threat

Go back to bed.
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>>25653964
>mile run time is 7+ minutes

That's pretty fast for the Army
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>>25643570
>How are you going to dodge the draft for WW3?

I'm going to be in college/med school for the next 12 years which grants immunity. If they try to draft me after that I'll leave the country somehow. I refuse to be a disposable army-fag pawn for a country I don't even like.
>>
I'm not going to, mate. In a fucking draft army, I'd finally have a chance to release all of my worst desires on others. Since I'd probably end up KIA anyway, there would be no consequences for the rapes, mutilations, and tortures I'd undoubtedly commit. Then again, I guess that people like me actually tend to survive wars, so maybe I'd go to prison for it in my nineties or something like some of those Nazis. Who cares about that though?
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>>25646194
>I really don't think there will ever be another war though.
famous last words. we're already in it, senpham
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>>25643570
i make dodge draft by not dodge bullet
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>>25654015
i just put in a wide range, my run time is probably more than that. last time I did it was in 7th grade and I got like 12 minutes, but it might've changed since then
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>>25643570
You might get out of front line combat but you'd still be drafted. They'd find something for you to do.
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>>25643990
You better be able to defend against nanking
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Just say that I identify as a woman :^)
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>>25653287
/r9k/ division.
You would be very surprised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OvIM0j_c44
>Do you think the Spartan's lack of basic humanity helped?
>Records show Spartans routinely showed mildly sociopathic tendencies: Difficultly with socialisation
>The records show efficient behaviour operating in hazardous situations. I supplied the tools to maintain that efficiency.
No Normie has the capacity to become a living weapon.
Only you /r9k/
Only. You.
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>>25654102
Why would they want them there anyways? So they can later claim disability, benefits, and bragging rights despite only being a POG and never seeing a lick of combat.
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>>25643570
Keratoconus(misshapen eye) and epilepsy
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Did anyone have to do the beep test in high school or is that just a Canadian thing?

It's basically running back and forth from two lines a certain distance away. Everytime the beep plays it gets faster and faster. You have to keep up with the beeps as you run from line to line. You do this alongside entire class and you compete for the best score.

Usually the fat robot kid is the first to drop out at around 5.0. Chad lasted until around 13.5~

My highest was 8.1, do they do shit like that in the military? It was pretty stressful. Everyone makes fun of the fat kid who dropped out first for days.
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>two different of diseases

I'm set boys.
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>>25654178
If things are bad enough for them to initiate another draft they'll take anybody that they can find a use for.

>special treatment
>disability
>benefits
The military isn't gonna give a fuck about that shit in a situation as desperate as ww3.
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>>25643649
>getting to kill other cannon fodder
>not meaningful
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>>25645655
>>25650060
These could work
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>>25654252
Its called the pacer test you fucker.
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>>25654316
>pacer test
we always called it the beep test. Even the recording playing called it the beep test for us. Are you American?

example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weEe4V0Ot2Y
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I'm too fucked up and hate society enough to grab a grenade and kill myself and allies if they just a single wrong word to me
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>>25646135
>Literally on the board priding itself in comprising of the dregs of Western society
>subhooman paki shits phuck em all for da Aryan massa rice!

Stormwatch shilling is in overdrive, I see!
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>>25643711
what if you actually have a mental disorder?
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>>25643570
>severe autism
Have fun dying in a pointless war faggots, I'll be sitting here watching it on TV. :^)
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>>25643570
Terrible vision, have glasses, also extensively documented asthma from birth. Good luck at war, chumps.
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>>25643570
You could still cook for the military or shit yo.
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do they let you choose witch branch when they draft you?

im really just a pussy faggot who would get traumatized from just being in the war 2bh
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I'm 30

Enjoy dying for my freedumbs, kids.
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>>25643570
>how are you going to dodge the draft for ww3, robots?

go to jail
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>>25654486
You'll be drafted for target practice.
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>>25646259
Hi virt, hows evading today?
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>>25643990
so how about that gender equality huh?
>>
epilepsy will save me from being torn to shreds by mudslime mines and ak47s.
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>tfw may have a chance at dieing in a suicide charge
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I figured having an extensive history of mental illness was enough for you not to be drafted
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>gay
>depression
>taking several meds (maybe?)
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>>25643570
but anon, i want to kill the chinks and mudslimes
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>>25654809
Let us fight together brother
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>>25654835
Nah, depending on the illness that might actually qualify you for special forces!
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Another World War won't happen.
MAD is a thing. If it happens, everyone will die anyway.
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>>25643628
>getting maimed, psychologically fucked, and killed so Schlomo Shekelstein can get more money
>"purpose"
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>>25643570
I have a narrow urethra
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It would allow me to kill another human legally, staying at home collecting money is boring to be honest, also having brothers in arms fighting the islamic hordes to liberate Europe is a worthy cause in my opinion.
Only wonder role my country play.
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>>25643628
It looks like a jewess
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>>25643570
Northern Irish people can't be drafted into the British army
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