Testing out new OP image edition
>Go to archived poleaboo thread to collect images from when he spammed pics of his ex-roommate
>They're all deleted but the reaction pics are still there
Detective is real
oh okay.... I just did a nightfeel cos nobody did but whatever,.
All that shit was counter cultural 10 years ago. Now fuck all is because everything's been taken and shat through a bin bag by marketing bastards.
Even that daft reaction image you posted is triggering because of the way dissent about the soon-to-be highest grossing film in history has been treated. Anything that differs from the mass is either consumed or destroyed. It's like a blob of cultural nanites was released and there's fuck all to be done about it.
ill try remember that, erh, ill probably crop it to the edge of the shop so there is no BG.
I listen to everything, its just if it can be made to work etc.
off for a nap, back in a bit.
What job is it for mate? I'll give you some hints, tips and cheats.
Lads I had to surrender my licence for a year for medical reasons as advised by my Dr.
Now I have it back, when I put "when I have had my licence since" do I have to put the day I got it back or when I passed my test? I know people who were banned have to put from when they got it back but I was never banned as I surrendered it.
Anyone have any experience?
I'll buy you a justeat if you help me crusade Highfields before you finish uni.
Why do you say these things?
original comment this time desu senpai
>not having a dynamic IP
Are you retarded? You being a paki, I should have known.
>tfw you do something degenerate and detestable
I can only hope she doesn't smell my cock on her jumper.
>The CURRENT YEAR
>I MEAN, COME ON!
Haha John Oliver get the fuck out of britfeel. The CURRENT YEAR isn't adequate justification for anything more than changing your calendar.
He IS a normie.
>I know change is scary for autistics like yourself, but it's necessary
Speaking of which
>Just placed my chinese order
>The girl who answered the phone was new
>She didn't recognise me by my order
>I'm going to have to meet her in less than half an hour
Change is bad indeed
I'm unironically going to line disney's pockets and see all the films solely to see Daisy on the big screen
That wasn't me. I go to the gym 4 times a week.
Always wondered how fucked your life has got to be and how much of a self-loather you have to be to try and put people down on the internet to make yourself feel better.
Nice try though!
>The CURRENT YEAR isn't adequate justification for anything more than changing your calendar.
That's what it is though (there's even literally a calendar on it). The last years ones were nearly all referencing current events so it would be weird to re-use them, and seeing as there seems to only be one guy with the photoshop skills and patience to make them, you can deal with it.
I've never seen someone swing so drastically between uggo and perfecto between her different shots, I mean I was waifuing the fuck out over her at the cinema but practically every promo shot/red carpet pic has made her look fucking awful
But the man has just left the Job Center and now he is walking home past the kebaby and paki shop
It's a progressing story. Next year the OP image will be him reaching his home. The following year him entering his bedroom and so on.
Daisy > Carrie > Natalie
Prove me wrong.
You can find a genie and wish that the person whose been fooling you for 8 months was actually
>1) really a girl
>2) not ugly
>3) wants to be your girlfriend
But personally, I'd wish for a device that creates whatever I think about when I use it, a mind control device and a magic belt that stops people noticing me owning or using either of the first two items.
>Her face reminds me of when you finish your Rice Crispies but there is still a dozen or so floating about in the milk before you drink it.
That is funny, I might have to steal it.
Yeah, and the emasculated German white men will do Fuck all about it.
Decades of being told they're evil white Nazis has stripped them of any pride.
Europe is doomed, the Islamifacation is upon us, in full momentum.
Fucking hell lads.. Not drank since Boxing day and after my first week back at work I'm finding it hard not to drink now it's weekend.. what do i fill the time with?
Was gonna do Dry January but my dad kindly got me 8 cans from the shop. Already feeling a bit wrecked off 4 cans while I play Baldur's Gate with Brooklyn Nine Nine on in the background
What's everyone else doing?
>World of Warcraft
fucking hell lad
And yet here you are, trying to prove something to us.
>thread up for nearly 90 minutes
>no waifus posted
FUCKING WHY FOO
>TFW YOUR WAIFU WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND
>TFW YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYONES FRIEND
Imagine life without sex and genders
Where humans simply reproduced asexually
love is such an alien concept to me
>>TFW YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYONES FRIEND
Itd be hard finding work in Taiwan I imagine though, unless I learn the language. And I'd stay in Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane, if I decide to do 3 months farm work then I'll do that in Queensland and visit Perth sometime
I almost bought Call of Duty 4 during the Steam sale, but chickened out because I've got a bit of a shit internet connection and didn't want to spend a tenner to be disappointed.
Great game though.
>people I'm playing with are literally on par with chimps
>no common sense
>just fucking stupid all round
>tell them what we need to do to win
>don't listen at all
WE HAVE A FUCKING CASUAL MODE. GO PLAY THAT INSTEAD OF RUINING MY RANKED GAMES YOU STUPID CUNTS.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. That feels better.
Rainbow six siege.
I wouldn't mind if it was just some fuck around game like TF2 or cowadoody but this is a more serious game that requires skill and taking your time and these retards run around like their ass is on fire.
I know that feel bro. They're wankers. There's nothing wrong with being shit at a game but if you aren't going to put the effort in why play competitive and ruin everyone else's fun? It's just selfish.
I've got 111, bought over 6 and half years though, and not many of any great cost.
If you ever feel like blowing 20 pounds for no reason then just hit me up and I'll gladly take a gifted COD4.
Do you actually play a lot of them?
That's what I say. If you're bad, you're bad. But if you're bad why the fuck are you in ranked?!
Dunno if you've played the game I'm talking about but you need to be lvl 20 to play ranked unless you're in a party with someon. What pisses me off more than anything is when some shitter invites his lvl 5 friend and is like ''HEY GUYS IM BOOSTING MAH FREND'' and they're both pure shite.
imagine just stabbing yourself in the temple over and over, it's pretty much that, the only reason people keep doing it is after the first time there is a good chance you'll get addicted
>How are you getting this work?
I haven't, I'm just going there a working holiday visa, anyone can do it really, you find work when over there doing menial jobs like till monkey and that
I really enjoy it. Much better than alcohol imo.
It just makes you really relaxed and happy. Gives you energy and makes thing more enjoyable. Music will sound better and movies will be better to watch. Everything is just more enjoyable.
Best thing is, you can get wasted, wake up the next morning and have no hangover. It's great.
>I love lefties. They are my favourite.
Favourite what? Morons?
In real life, lefties use "that's racist" to try and shutdown anyone with some common sense, who can see what is happening in Europe.
On here, they use "/pol/"
Would you try this with a British dom guys? Legit question
>only reason people keep doing it is after the first time there is a good chance you'll get addicted
This is true my brother died from a weed overdose because he was addict when they found him he had 2 weed needles in his leg
True enough. I have a similar story with my own brother.
nice bird, how old? Looks clued up, I had a single love bird called Annie a few years ago it was so relaxing having a bird bro
>tfw have no reason to whistle and no1 to whistle back back
Yeah but just because most people here are self-loathing NEETS, they can still be cool and have a decent conversation without having to resort to trying to make people feel bad.
But there is ALWAYS that one guy. Doesn't matter the subject.
After my trip to America I've just realised having it illegal over here is just stupid, in the shops I visited in the US I was able to describe to them how I felt when I smoked it here and they recommend me strains which would just make me feel good without that kind of stuff, probably one of the best feelings of my life getting high after that.
>Turns me into a shaking, trembling paranoid wreck. Seriously, weed fucks me up so bad.
Same here bud. I've had some really really good times smoking weed where I have just felt really good and laughed like I've never laughed before, but the majority of the time I would turn white as a sheet, clam up and sit in the corner shaking thinking someone was going to kill me or something terrible was about to happen. That's mainly why I stopped smoking. I would like to start smoking again some day if I ever were to have less anxiety in my life but that isn't going to happen any time soon.
just watched the film 'the town' very good film lads, i highly recommend it. now i'm gonna get drunk, the usual 8 cans plus a couple of bottles of cider. enjoy this mongolian landscape
>not addicted to alcohol
>drinks it on a regular basis
People just want to feel good, faggot. Not everything is about addiction.
Look at people who can get sex regularly. They get it as much as possible. Are they addicted? No. Do they do it because it feels good? Yes.
>start university(living away from home)
>buy alt.com premium account
>upload picture of by body below the neck
>message some bitches (not many on there or around where I was)
>some short, fat, 50 year old, with dyed red hair and piercings messages me back
>asks me to send her pics
>I took some of me licking some boots I bought and me in some lingerie etc (you can see my face)
>I say I just want to please her
>hopefully I can be dressed up while doing it
>she says ok
>I come over to her apartment on a Saturday
>She commands me to strip
>I do so but I leave my boxers on
>Naturally she tells me to take them off
>I do so
>She's sitting on a sofa while I'm standing up (I'm nervous, so my dick isn't hard)
>She gets me a maids dress, a pair of stockings and wig and tells me to get dressed
>I do so and then I kneel and we have a little chat, being a robot my conversational skills are pretty shit
>she just tells me to clean her apartment which is what we agreed on when we messaged each other
>she inspects, talks down to me, spanks me a few times and gives me a girls name
>it's not quite the buzz I thought it'd be but I guess I'm at least getting it out of my system
>she says she wants to flog me
>takes me to her "Play room"
>it's blacked out and there's a cage in there
>I put my hand on this bench
>she gives me live 5 smacks and I say the safe word
>she says 5 more
>it fucking hurts, this isn't fun
>we have a little chat about what I thought of the experience
>I say it wasn't what I thought it'd be, this isn't for me
>she says "give it time"
fucking whore, it's been 5 years, this shit has ruined my life
Was it really good? I was strongly considering visiting a dom but then decided it wouldn't be worth it when I can just stay home wanking myself into an early death courtesy of Kebranozes
Maybe I should reconsider?
LOL anyone got more British dom stories? Heres a dyed redhead for you.>>25594119
i don't give a fuck lad, i'm 6'3.5 and 11 stone
The question is Taliban or Purple City?
>She will never teach me guitar
J U S T
Lifew below zero is some very comfy television lads.
It's documentary show about various autists who live in the middle of alaska. Theres one guy who is clearly a robot who moved to alaska straight after high school and he just spends all day shooting rabbits and eating hearts. Whenever he kills something he rips the heart out and goes "this is my favourite part" and eats it.
truly pleb. eat shit nerds
Just been for a run lads. Would you say I am the owner of 'autism shoes'? I really hope not senpai desu.
her name is fei and she is my waifu. she is also legit chinese
Yeah, but he can take a trip to china or japan and find one who looks close
Why do you have to be difficult with me while im trying to drink and get high
Tell that to your beer gut.
Calories are calories, eat more than you need and you gain weight, eat less than you need and you lose weight.
Most of /fit/ who drink while dieting stick to clear alcohols like vodka or gin since you need less of it to get drunk.
>got an interview on monday for fund raising and thursday for a hotel gig
Fucking finally, now I can get more dosh for trenbolone and nightclub money, welfare isn't enough to live the bro life.
I don't have a job to do, so why should i hold back cunt?
Not sure if this counts. But...
When I was about 11-12 yo I was staying at my nan's house because my mum was in the hospital having a historectamey.
My female cousin (4 years older than me and pretty hot looking back at old photos) was also staying there because as I would later find out her parents were fucked up druggies.
Anyway, my nan put both of us in her spare room. I had a sleeping bag on the floor, my cousin had the bed.
I wake up, probably in the early morning hours, I don't know. But my cousin is on top of me putting her tongue in my mouth.
I go to push her of, but she holds my arms and tells me none of the boys at school will kiss her, and she wants to practice with me. I let it go on for a bit then yell out for my nan.
I always wonder what more would have happened if I wasn't such a little pussy who called for my nan because my cousin was forcibly sticking her tounge in my mouth.
>MFW I have a full time job and still get drunk and high
>mfw that guy is so mad
But i am white, here is my arm to prove
Yeah but on the upside to next to no money i can drink, do drugs anyday any time
>having a 3D waifu
I mean come on, it's 2016.
Looks good boy.
Wish we had a dominos that delivered here. It's only local shit. it's always hit and miss with the food.
Ordered last week and it took 2 fucking HOURS and they're only a 15 minute drive away.
>Not getting a pizza + chips from your local paki place for a tenner with free delivery
>26 pounds just for that tiny shit
Mate I can literally buy a kilogram of rib eye steak, a kilogram of spicy potato wedges, 2 packs of honeycomb cookies, a kilogram of mixed polish meat dumplings and like 2 kg of chicken tenders for that money.
And it would take like 7 minutes to cook it all.
fuck me enjoy getting cucked mate.
Hell, I could just order a 20 inch donner pizza, a 12 inch nutella and pineapple calzone and 12 chicken tenders from the paki store for the same money.
or T W E N T Y chili double cheeseburgers from burger king.
>but i'm pretty sure
she's a rape victim
>tfw r9k conditioned me to only like virgins
>now this is fucking with my head and I'm pretty sure I can't love them but I feel like a terrible person now
someone just fucking kill me
>not going in the nightclub district
why not just kill yourself? unless you're semi-serious about bodybuilding and take steroids or something so you legit can't go out more than once every 2 weeks minimum.
Don't look at her titties pls lads, this is the only image I have of her on my new tablet.
DO NOT LOOK
That's very true, it still makes me chuckle all these years later.
The steroids keep me nice and lean.
A calzone with cheese and lots of nutella and pineapple chunks inside.
it's fucking good. Not recommended unless you're already a fattie or on drugs.
here's a non lewd for you
Don't know why though, she's not even best girl in that show
Went to revolution in Sheffield last week. Nearly 14 quid for a pint and a vodka and coke.
Going out is fucking expensive if you're like me and like to drink. I suppose it's not too bad for women who can get smashed on a couple double vodkas.
My hot blonde neighbour has her boyfriend visit again.
I call him TT Man, because he arrives in an Audi TT girl car.
I know when he will be coming to visit her, because these flats are shit. And the plumbing is noisy when she takes a shower/runs hot water.
She prepears for like two hours prior to TT Mans arrival. The guy looks like such a Fucking douche bag piece of shit. Faggy haircut, shaved on the sides and longer on top, lots of tattoos, that he likes to show off, even when it's 5 degrees outside, he wears a t-shirt.
May have to get sh
2 shots of vodka and an orange juice costs like 7quid, it's not so bad unless you drink a lot.
You can easily have a great time spending less than 30 quid from 10pm till 5am mate.
well, plus 3 quid for the ciggies I pretend to smoke while picking up heartbroken chicks from 1am onwards.
>>not living in a student area
I used to live in a student area after graduating, I thought students were annoying cunts when I was one, it was hell when I wasn't. Inconsiderate shits.
Is he the dictionary definition of a #lad?
>2 shots of vodka and an orange juice costs like 7quid
Why do people even go outside?
It's too dangerous, what if you got hit by a stray bullet or encountered a brown person?
I've just put T H R E E oven pizzas in 1 flat 2 baguette.
WE DO IT BIG, BABY.
It's a chance I'm willing to take, baby.
>It's too dangerous, what if you got hit by a stray bullet or encountered a brown person?
Move out of the ghetto my friend.
There are still very many areas of Britain that have not yet been destroyed by rampant multiculturalism.
I love trading places
The kikes get btfo in the end
That feel when on my way to Cologne early tomorrow morning to watch the beginning of world war three.
>off for a nap, back in a bit.
well fuck, I was only meant to go for an hour.
>2 shots of vodka and an orange juice costs like 7quid
What the fuck? The overpriced club in my town has TWO double vodka cokes for a fiver all night. I hate going out though, I end up sobering up in the vlub at about 1 or 2am and start wondering what I'm doing, I coukd be at home watching my chinese cartoons
I do but I'll refer back to my point about sobering up. It's so busy that it takes forever to get served and it's difficult to stay drunk. It's then difficuklt to approach women.
Truly Satsuki-sama's bottom is miraculous.
just approach them fag, don't need to be drunk.
You'd go bankrupt otherwise, cocktails in ark and sakura cost 8quid, so that's even worse.
I buy like 3 drinks max for the whole night.
Considering buying Xenoblade just because it's a huge game with lots to do.
But i don't like anime girls tbqh and i hear they dont explain any of the mechanics so i dunno if i want to pay 35bongers to find out but the alternative is to just be bored.
Yh m8 look at this fit bird.
A white van man wouldn't even need me to help guide him into parking between here eyes.
not 420 blazing it but second plateauing it nigga
>tfw addictive personality
>now mouth fedora
That Tilda rice is on special at Aldi right now for cheap as fuck lad.
Increased heart rate, discomfort throughout entire body, sensations you have pissed or shit yourself while sitting down which leads onto the paranoia that in turn make your heart beat faster while you act like a supermong because you're using 98% of your mind concentrating on not having a panic attack while the other 2% is spent on not pissing yourself further. You then sober up and realise you never pissed or shit yourself and you just made a huge fool of yourself.
or you get the chilled out feeling, nice kind of warm energy that makes it hard to see any wrong in the world which I used to feel, now I just get paranoid :(
hi it's that retard from yesterday. so is this appropriate?
i can't see dxm in the ingredients - that's what puts me off
>it gives a great DXM trip!
Having only googled after your post, and having no experience taking or buying or even knowing what Dxm is, I think you need the original one http://www.lloydspharmacy.com/en/benylin-dry-coughs-original-150ml-13241
>not making your own DXM from cyclohexanone and ethyl cyanoacetate
half a /brit/ and half a /feel/ make it
HALF A PINT POUR UP AN EIGHT MAH NIGGA BRITFEEL
SHIT I'M GOING SO FAST ON DAT DXM
Looking for a comfy blanky guys like pic related, gotta be cheap like under 5 or 10 bong
does DXM actually do shit against cough or is it just a mememedication?
i remember when i took it the first time in my life i popped 5 caps at once and i was still coughing the entire time ( it was just less intense) and had full cough again 4 hours after taking it.
pretty fucked up on dat dxm lads
alright stay ca.m anon, u took a loew dosage of a safe drug
>accidently drop laptop bag in the morning
>cracked and fan isnt working
>'backup' important files
>me and my brother completely dissemble it, winging it
>we clear 5 years of dust off the fan
>we actually successively resemble it and it fucking works
>and it fucking works with a better cooling system
I can fly, boys. I love everything
>A few. Growing in number
Not for long, the ignorant liberal left are slowly being forced to wake up, from their rainbow multicultural wonder land.
The mainstream media reports of the rampant third worlders raping and pillaging the civilised people's of Europe is the beginning of a wake up call to the savagery of zislam.
What's everyone up to this Friday evening??
Pic related, just about to go out for a nice smoke.
You do realise the leftie fascists are just going to do mental gymnastics about how everything bad that happens is the white man's fault for being racist and this whole Islam love affair isn't going to end until Islam controls Europe?
>having to go out to smoke
I'm smoking in my room, watching DS9 and playing Minecraft, checking this thread when one of you lads post
You should treat the jack with more respect, faget
Don't be so negative brother.
The tide is slowly turning. The slumbering white man is slowly starting to wake up to the threat. We are tired of Political Correctness. The right is rising across Europe.
The mainstream press reporting of these past new years incidents is unusually not in favour of the "refugees" even the leftie publications.
Would be nice mate but cannot see it happening.
I am going to travel across Europe this summer just to have a look at it before it is conquered by Islam. I will then wait in the UK until things get too bad here, at which point I will leave but I have yet to decide where too.
I got a bunch of ideas Iceland is one of them. Of course NZ and Oz are options but I don't really want to go too far afield if I am honest. Portugal is another country I am looking at as they have the lowest Muslim population in Europe.
>Hiding in my bedroom from my drunk parents
IKTF my man. My old man was a Fucking arse hole when he was drunk, which was pretty much all the time.
He's in prison right now for beating my nan (his mother in law) I hope I never see him again to be quiet honest.
So far I have got one 21 year old Muslim guy from California trying to get my kik. He keeps saying he bets I am hot and pretty because I am British. I don't have a fake kik set up so just trying to lead the conversation in another direction.
Got home where my parents have BT instead of what I was on before, are streaming sites like primewire blocked fucking everywhere now?
I thought it'd be okay but all I got was a page with some shit about the copyright cucks whining.
Dude do you have a throw away kik so I can send him to you? He is telling me he like to 'be naughty sometimes' but I feel like I'm going to hit a brick wall if I can't give him a kik soon. You could take over if you had one. Or anyone here as a matter of fact?
Send him one of your many pictures of a naked pre-pubescent girl. To lure him in.
You're a white guy, right? Most white guys have Porno pics of little kids stored somewhere, right?
Most pedophiles are white guys, some I'm just assuming.
Fucking hell this guy is so beta
You: im a virgin so i could be your gf lol :p
Stranger: Yeah you could be my gf if you want
You: hehe :)
You: what would we do if we were boyfriend and girlfriend?
Stranger: Idk whatever you wanted really
You: i dont know i never had a bf lol :p
Stranger: Well I could message you cute stuff
You: haha like what?
Stranger: Idk tell you how much I love you and stuff
I'm actually starting to feel bad or him now
My boss has gotten wind of how unhappy I am in my job. Instead of trying to make it better he's just assuming I'm going to leave instead and is putting me on a lot of short term shit stuff, thereby fulfilling his own fears.
Weird how things happen.
Stranger: I asked first
You: haha :p
You: i want to tell you
You: but my mum checks my phone sometimes and she is gunna get mad lol
Stranger: If you don't want to them it's okay. I don't want to pressure you into anything
You: i really like you :p
Stranger: I really like you too
You: i hate how my mum goes on my phone
You: i wish we could just be together XD
Stranger: Well you could log out of your kik
You: no she makes me show her or shell take my phone
I have several times over the past few months, he's said I will be but I can't see things changing desu.
I know a few people who ended up getting stuck in a rut here and they're all old and didn't progress because of it.
m8 that bloke is just as sad, desperate and lonely as the rest of us
he's just not as tech savvy and doesn't eat pork
don't we all get fucked off over by the natural course of general life without having to add to it
Stranger: Oh so there's no way we can talk then :/
You: :( but i want to be your gf
Stranger: Me too
Stranger: Idk what to do then :(
Stranger: I really thought you were the one as well
You: wat is your phone number?
Stranger: I cant talk to international
You: ohh :(
Really feel like I'm not going to be able to capitalise here.
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: I guess we were not mean to be then
You: nooooo :(
You: i just want to run away to california now lol
You: we can go to the beach together :)
Stranger: we can have a cute date there
Stranger: Then I can take you to a fancy restaurant
You: haha :)
You: you're so sweet
You: yea :)
Stranger: Anything for you babe
You: and we could walk on the beach at night
Fucking hell he's a proper pedo as well
Just lead him on for a bit longer qnd tell him you're actually a man and how sick in the head he is for wanting to date 14 year old girls then
And that you will be telling his imam
Stranger: Yes and hold hands
You: haha ive never done that with a boy :p
Stranger: Well we could do a lot together
You: haha yea?
Stranger: I could take you to Disneyland
Stranger: Yes I have a pass lol
You: wow ^^
You: your the best bf evaaar
You: lol :p
Stranger: Aw you're the cutest gf ever
You: haha :)
You: would you kiss me?
Stranger: Hmm in front of the princess castle at Disneyland
You: haha omg :)
You: thats romantic
You: would we share a hotel together??
Stranger: If you wanted, or we could just stay at my place.
You: do you have your own house??
Stranger: I live in my own condo
You: woww XD
You: can i sleep in your bed??
You: i will be too scared in california to sleep on my own lol :p
Stranger: Aw then of course you could. We could cuddle as well
You: haha omgg
You: i would love that XD
Stranger: I would love you
Stranger: You make me feel so happy
Stranger: Wish I could talk to you nonstop
Fuck sake now I'm starting to feel troll's remorse. I might have to create a fake account and maintain a genuine relationship with this guy to not feel bad.
You: soz my mum is awake
Stranger: It's okay
You: soz wait
You: pretendin to sleep lol
Stranger: Omg don't get caught
I've bought myself some time to think.
What is the next step lads? He's only admitted to wanting to hold hands, kiss and cuddle in bed so far.