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A relapse for me A relapse for you, maybe perhaps I wouldn't relapse if I was 2
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Just got banned from /fit/ for 24 hours for posting a Tfw no 9/10 gf thread for fucks sake I swear on me mum I'll wreck them.
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Where are my Stratford bros
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I did it guys ;_; I managed to actually do it
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>ordered chinese
>20 quid's worth, way too much for one sitting
>ate until I felt sick
>hate myself
>will eat the rest tomorrow for "breakfast" (2-3pm) and hate myself even more
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>>25577102

I want a maccies mate
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>>25577102
well done, I'm hungry now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyASdjZE0R0
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Gotta keep this thread alive, every time there is no /britfeel/ it means I don't have a social life.
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>>25578063
That's pretty sad m8

Robot fuck off
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>>25578149
I'm a pathetic sack of shit mate, sadness is normal for me
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>>25578236
>I'm a pathetic sack of shit mate

why tho
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>>25578315
No idea, I just am a broken human.
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>>25578469
don't You have something you'd like to do? Other than posting here?
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>>25578733
No, my life has no purpose or meaning, I'm too afraid to do anything and there is nothing I feel I could be capable of doing.
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>>25578236
watch some anime
https://youtu.be/wOgIkxAfJsk
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>>25579203
Haven't watched anime in a bit, haven't seen anything I like the look of recently. By recently I mean the past 2 or so years.
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>>25578810
It can be anything really. Listening to new music, walking outside each day... somethink to keep you alive, grounded on earth
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>>25577102
fat bastard, didn't you already have a chinese today?
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Lads, I have not ate or drank anything today, well technically yesterday. Not a single thing.
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>>25579348
Not really sure about listening to new music or going and finding some new music, but I guess it could be something, walking outside is a definite no, I mean it took me 2 days or so to build up the courage to go to mcdonalds, I'd prefer if I slowly slipped away to death though desu senpai.

>>25579389
Yeah but it was pretty shitty and I didn't eat much of it, I did this more to actually do it finally and I'm really pleased I went out and did it.
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>>25579431
You really should try walking around. Worst case get a big coat and a hat, ignore everyone around you and go at times when there aren't many people about (like late at night, but this could be dangerous depending on where you live)

It's nice to leave the internet behind, once in a while
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>>25579596
I'd leave the house more if I wasn't so incredible afraid.
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>>25579653
go play some vidya
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>>25579653
What's the worst that could happen? You're stabbed and killed, ending your miserable life without the dishonour of a suicide, right? At least, that's how I get over my fear of going outside. Also chanting pic related in my head over and over again.
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>>25579697
Playing Rocket League atm desu senpai.

>>25579761
The worst thing for me is being judged by other people, which will happen if I leave the house, reciting that wouldn't really do a thing for me, sorry.
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>>25579814
do if for your future gf or die alone
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>>25579862
I am worthless, I can offer nothing to a girl.
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>decided to drink the remaining 6 cans of cider I had left over from my drunken christmas-new years
>now i want more
>shops don't open and sell alcohol until like 8:30
kill me lads
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>>25579946
https://youtu.be/CHh_wznzijk
https://youtu.be/NFjQ7GEw1MA
or
try some origami
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>>25576779
this is a nice poem i wrote while in rehab

>morning drinking on a Friday
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>Tfw given up hope of getting any sleep tonight

M-morning lads
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>>25580722
morning anon, want a kissu?
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>>25580778
Only if your names Yukari Akiyama and you have an obsession with tanks
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>>25580846
I can be if you want me to be
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>Juniper's back door needs checking

If you have devices running the vulnerable ScreenOS versions best course of action is to upgrade to the latest version of ScreenOS
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>>25576779
Had a caffeine relapse. I'm at 1 gram a day now
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>>25576779
will CV guy ever find a job ;_;
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>>25582202
doesn't look good. I'm thinking about going into safety so I can tell people what to do and watch cctv
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thread alive zap
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>>25581188
>>Juniper's back door needs checking
Wear gloves lad
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I really wanna fuck a hooker lads but I'm worried I'll sperg and fail to get hard or something.
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>>25583121
Just being yourself.
And drunk.
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>>25583121
Do a gta and kill her afterwards to get your money back.
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>>25577102
Can't believe i'm actually going to congratulate you for that but I am. Hopefully this is the first step to getting better anon.
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>>25582531
Trips aren't allowed here you fag
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>have a lot of shit I need to do today
>tfw can't even be bothered to make breakfast or shower
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>>25577102

What did you get? I had a big tasty with bacon meal on tuesday.
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Lads how do they do it? How does Kyoto Animation always find a way? Quality stuff.

Are you guys watching any animays?
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>>25584190
get that pleb shit out of here, go watch some real men shit like game of thrones famdam
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>>25584271
>game of thrones

I know you're not serious but I can't think of a more normie show than GoT
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>>25584351
I call it game of subreddits. It's still pretty decent though.
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>>25584451
Yeah it's a good show, I just hate when things get really popular. It's not because I'm a hipster, I just hate all the really shit memes that inevitably come with a show's popularity.

That terrible "brace yourself, ______ is coming" meme. It's quite funny because Sean Bean never actually says it, it's a misquote that is constantly used anyway because it's an easy maymay to post to facebook.
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i just went out and bought a bottle of gin. time to get drunk and wake up at 11pm again
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>>25584511
>tfw eddark stark is dead

It still hurts.
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>>25583743
I just showerd today for the first time since Christmas. It was a huge ordeal, and probably wont happen again until February.
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>>25584675
Damn son, don't your parents complain you stink?
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Chippy, subway or KFC for lunch? Those are my only options so don't suggest anything else.
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>>25584737
Pizza hut.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI

What's /britfeel/ listening to right now?
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>>25584737
A good chippy beats out anything but KFC is definitely better than a bad chippy.
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God working at Morrisons is the most depressing shit ever. Can't wait till I have the first opportunity to leave this place forever
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>>25580240
I sent some origami to a lady I fancied. She said it was well folded and thanked me for it, then told me she doesn't like me that way.
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>>25584675
I don't really understand how people can go without washing for more than 2 days.

Even if I skip 1 day and don't shower my hair feels really greasy and I feel disgusting. I have short hair too, I don't know why it gets that greasy. Probably my shit diet or something.

I don't even shower for the benefit of other people either, I just can't get comfortable if I wake up and don't shower on a morning because by about 1pm my brain is screaming "YOU COULD BE FEELING FRESH RIGHT NOW"
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>>25584271
Has Snow died and been resurrected yet?
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>>25584731
I live alone in a run down caravan on the top of a burnt down mountain. Meaning all the foliage is burnt, not the mountian itself.
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>>25584839
bullshit, post pics.

orginal comment
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>>25584737
Chippy brah, I'm going to my local chippy at lunchtime.

They do the best steak pies, and their curry sauce is amazing.
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>>25584816
He died in the last episode. Why does everyone keep saying he's going to be resurrected? Is that what happened in the books?
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>>25584809
I used to be like that. I've been spiralling into depression my entire life, but its finally come full blown. I just don't care anymore.
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>>25584809
Same senpai, if I don't shower for even just a day, the grease from my hair actually starts seeping onto my face. It even stings my eyes. I have no idea why it gets like this. Still, I should be thankful it's fine after a bit of shampoo and some conditioner.
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Alright lads, I'm off the the local corner shop to get something to eat.

Anyone want anything?
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>>25584853
What am I, 12? It makes no difference whether you believe me or not.
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>>25576967

Here, anon. I don't think I'll be driving the van much longer friend.
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>>25584898
A Twix, and a Ribena pls
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>>25584898

Diet coke m8.

Don't usually have it, but it's the only thing that helps a sore throat for me.
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>>25584907
Why not laddo? We need a man with a van.
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>>25584864
The books havent been written yet, but its fuckin obvious init?
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>>25579423
You're going to die anon. R.I.P /s
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>>25584905
then you're talking shite
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>>25584898

flamin' hot monster munch, a BLT and a Red Bull thanks.
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>>25584898
A drifter mate, it's a rare one up here.
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>>25584898
A Tyskie, a Zywiec and a Dragon Stout.
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>>25584915

Because they are fucking shit and not paying wages, I've already got another interview lined up, however, that is also a van driving job in Stratford.
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>>25584927
Fight me irl

Select all the food is pretty subjective
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>>25584965
time to post a shitty google image but not any proof
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>>25584965
Wow nice proof, what's your diet like?
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Anyone watching Undercover boss?
>This Menchie waifu
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>>25584985
>Anyone watching Undercover boss?

>mfw I was on it about 2 years ago.
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>>25584924
I haven't read the books but apparently it isn't clear in the book if he actually dies or not, he's just laying in the snow with a fucked up neck. It doesn't explicitly say he's dead.
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>>25576779
Who /tryingcollege/ here
Almost through the first semester and I'm fucking suicidal save me
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>>25585000
Did you meme on the boss
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>>25585000
Which company?
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>>25584809
I don't because i enjoy it. I don't want somthing that peaks my mood everyday to detract from the monotony of my existence. I'm also far less motivated if i don't shower.
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>>25584898
Dime bar, a can of Monster which has the orange logo on it.

See if they sell any of them microwave burgers. I want a couple of those BBQ Rib ones. I expect change from that fiver too.

Cheers lad
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>>25585015

They specifically wanted to show me because I looked the most depressed, and they wanted to emphasise how low morale was.
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>>25584971
>proof on a Bangladeshi cab driver dating site
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>>25584737
Get some doner, support your local muslims.
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>>25585045
>not a Filipino flipbook cartoon forum
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>>25585033
>orange monster
>not superior green
Daim bars are the absolute tits though, might grab one on the way to work in a bit desu
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>>25585021

DHL
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>>25584809
It's a common sign of depression.
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>bunch of fat weeb NEET cunts typing out the food they want to an equally sad fat prick
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>>25585078
>>25585033
>Not Rockstar blue
Looking for a slapping you lot are.
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>>25585099
Lighten up cunt
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>>25585099

>i hate fat people, weebs, and NEETs
>time to go post on /r9k/!

Sounds a bit masochistic to me.
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>>25584898
Butterkist popcorn, pork scratchings, can.. no 2 L bottle of lilt, box of celebrations (or a tub if they have any left), egg and cress sandwich, if there's a hot food section then grab me a couple of sausage rolls too and a pack of malteasers. Pukka mate.
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>>25585087
I suppose depression affects everyone in different ways.

Like >>25585024 said, a shower is one of the nice things in my day. I'm depressed all the time but I always force myself to get a shower every morning. Nothing like standing under a shower of hot water on a cold winter morning while thinking about death.

>>25585099
>fat weeb

Jokes on you, I'm actually a skelly. I am a weeb though because animay is the greatest form of escapism.
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>>25584977
Marijuana butter and honey for the last few days.

Before you go the "well no wonder you're depressed if your not eating right" remeber that the symptom is rarely the cause.
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>>25585008
From stress or from realising that you still have no idea what you want out of life and are probably wasting your time at college?
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>>25585138
>Buying 100 year old corner shop sarnies
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>>25585039
At least you can tell people you were on the tele
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>>25585177
I want to see that pink loli take paki cock
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wish i wasn't so lonely and had some friends lads

hahahaha
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>>25584898
Bag of nice and spicy nik naks ta
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>>25585074
> obviously a mango preparation safety brochure
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>>25585260
me to

hahahaha
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>>25585278
>quite clearly a tibetan puppet show relay hub
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Is anyone else scared of growing old and the future in the UK?

How many Pakis will there be? will whites be a minority? how will whites be treated by their new masters?

I'm young, fit and strong at the moment. But being a frail old white man in a country dominated by Paki Muslims scares me.

Does this scare anyone else, or am I just being a pussy?

Do you have any escape plans for the future?
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The government are coming for YOUR hoverboard. What are you going to do?
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>>25585354
Give them MY hoverboard.
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>>25585346
Naa, I can honestly see myself snapping and killing myself before I'm 30, I'm 22 now.
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>>25585346
Get a gun lad. Even a frail old man can shoot a shotgun.
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>>25585199
I was only asking since I was curious to what your diet would be in the living conditions that you're in. I don't care that you're depressed. I'd rather know about how you live. What you would eat. What you would do to pass time. Just curious about your lifestyle.
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>>25585346
I'm just generally scared of the future right now, if my life with reach the point where I no longer feel suicidal
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>>25585354
I surrender it to throw them off the scent of my jetpack
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What's up gay boys.

What are you up to today? I think I will get high and play some Rainbow 6. In fact, I KNOW that is what I will do.
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Why is this thread so dead? Is today benefits day or something?
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>you will never be an anime girl

Basically no point in living to be quite honest senpaitachi
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just ate 24 packets of quavers
feeling a cheese induced headache coming on
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>>25585762
>just ate 24 packets of quavers

And you're not dead yet?
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Went to the cafe there and had chicken curry with roast potatoes, it tasted fucking disgusting lads.

I did however take 4 chinese chicken drumsticks and a can of Lilt to go so it wasn't a total waste of a journey.
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When is VM supposed to be increasing our speed? Before X-mas they said it would be done by the end of December...
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>>25585530
>rainbow 6
Why did they have to give the game such a gay name?
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>>25585779
Dunno. It's always been called that.

Great game though when you get a good team. Really fun.
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>>25585775
https://keepup.virginmedia.com/speedupgrade

>hold on tight!
>February

not impressed
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SHE'S A LITTLE WILD AND I HAVE THE FLU, FLU, FLU
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>>25585313
>presumably a chinese finger trap display
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>>25585714
You can still be a cute girl though
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>>25584809
I've trained my hair so it doesn't become greasy for a week, and when it does I just tie it up so nobody notices. I usually wash my hair every 2-3 weeks. My shampoo bill is pretty minimal.
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>>25585530
Same thing without the vidya games
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>>25585798
>between April and June

What the fuck. It went from December to fucking June?

Don't hold your breath famalam. I had VM when they had Usain bolt working for them and said they were increasing everyones speeds. It never happened.

Also, FUCK MOOT for that Non-ASCII bullshit.
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>>25585817
>tattoos on the face, neck or hands

Fucking disgusting.
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>>25585854
>every 2-3 weeks

That's disgusting. I don't use shampoo and wash mine daily. I have nice hair due to not washing out all the natural oils and it never gets greasy.
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>>25585793
>>25585779

Rainbow 6 is supposedly the call sign for SEAL team 6 (antiterrorism). Call signs are constantly changed in reality though.
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>>25585894
Is it? My hair is down to my nips so washing it every day isn't really viable.
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>>25585873

>people believe richard branson
>people think he's nice
>shit internet, phone, and tv company
>shit trains
>he makes money from dying children

He is the best image guy in the business world by a long way, people love him when he's a piece of jew shit.
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>>25585906
cut it you disgusting figgit
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>>25583743
>>25584675

Just showered today also. First time since before xmas. Motivation at and all time low and I might need to go get more pills soon.
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>>25585928
come and fucking make me you walking piece of shit

also don't call me figgit ;-;
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>>25585906
Why not? Women do it all the time. I think you're just looking for an excuse not to wash.

>>25585914
Honestly, I pay 50 quid a month for the best Internet and a good TV package and we never have any trouble. I always get good service and my speed is often faster than what I pay for. I was paying the same for Sky at one point and it was absolutely fucking trash. I was on the phone to a paki every 2 days because of problems with it.

I don't know about Richard Branson, but the service is great.
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How come our Undercover Boss is so shit compared to the American. In the American one it's all "You are amazing have all of this money, a house, a car, and a holiday. You are great"

Here it's "I can see you need a better PC at your desk so I got a new PC for your desk. You're welcome."
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>>25585943
I don't need an excuse, why are you so mean anon
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>>25585943

Weird, my experience was exactly the opposite, Virgin was an absolute shitstorm of a nightmare and Sky was always perfect. Got BT now, the internet is good but the channels are a bit lacking. I guess a lot of it is luck.
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>package was meant to arrive yesterday
>still hasn't arrived today
Feels shit, lads
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>>25585946
Channel 4 are cheapskates
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>>25585946
Because theirs is probably fake.

>>25585956
I don't know, that's just the way I am.
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>>25585941
i'll make you figgit, i'll come over and cut the hair myself cunt
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Really want an animay figure but it's a bit lewd lads, I'd feel a bit weird about displaying it.

Not that anybody comes to visit me b-but what if somebody did?!
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>>25584898
Get us a cheeky wee irn bru pal!
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>>25586027

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UprxM_aBWk

This is my favourite Irn Bru advert, and I say that as an English person.
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>>25586057
In Scotland, sausages are square.
They're completely backwards.
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>>25586097

I know, but Lorne Sausage is bloody lovely in fairness.
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>>25585946
It's a very American show, I don't think it works very well in the UK.

I hope to God that I'm never on it as I'd be one of those lazy fucks teaching the new bloke how to avoid doing work.
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>>25586129
You'd be able to tell, it's bates as fuck.
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>>25586129

Just be on your best behaviour if there are ever cameras on you, and act dumb like you have no idea it could be undercover boss.
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>>25585978
fucking come do it then

hopefully things don't turn lewd
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>>25585965
What did you order senpai?
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>>25586125
Last time I was at a family wedding there was some drunk Scottish cunt who would not shut up about Lorne sausage. He latched onto me for the evening and followed me round interrupting my conversations with his shitty Lorne sausage story, over and over. He gave me a pouch of baccy when we went outside for a smoke so I suppose he was alright though.
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>Huh, I call this ''ANOTHER ONE''
>Huh, I call this ''Don't EVER play yourself''

Do people Actually like Khaled or are people just ripping his shit constantly. The guy is a walking parody.

The best thing is, he actually thinks he's some sort of Deity giving Amazing spiritual advice.

Why do Rappers like Rick Ross and The Game be seen with this clown?
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>so desperate for work I am now browsing gumtree for job offers
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>>25586187

It's pretty lovely though, same for Haggis if you add it to your full English to make it a full British.
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What do you do, /britfeel/?
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>>25586180
Just some parts for my new computer
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>>25586232
Oh yeah? I got an SSD and a new HDD yesterday. Thought it was time to change up my ten-year-old HDD. What's the rig like?
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>>25586230
I'm comfortable making decisions, I'm shit at helping people and I'm comfortable with all types of people.

Though un-intergrated mussies make me uncomfortable.
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>>25586230
Answer yes for mostly everything
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>>25586194
Probablly because Officer Ross and The Fake Blood are clowns too.
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>>25585996
Post it pls and thank you
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>>25586274
There is no yes - you have to rank them. It's only some careers advice shite.
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>>25586228
I'm a big fan of haggis pal, I like to buy a loaf of bread, boil a haggis and then I make haggis sandwiches. I don't think it's good for me but it tastes nice.
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>>25586255

Those things account for people answering as they think the test wants them to, your best shot is just to do it honestly.
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>>25586300
I know Ross used to be a correctional officer, but shit, he left that behind him.

As for The Game, I don't know if he's a real blood or not but I like him anyway. He keeps it real and he's pretty chill. Wayne on the other hand is a fucking clown who would shit his panties if a real crip got in his face.

Can anyone translate what these chimps are saying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeXJrw4UY9o
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>>25586306
j-just a bit lewd
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>>25586350

The first ones laugh at the question, the second ones say he used to play basketball at school and therefore was not of a gangbanging inclination.
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>>25586350

>look up this mr game on wikipedia
>His father was a Nutty Block Crip and his mother a Hoover Crippelette
>crippelette
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>>25586366
How do you understand these dumb niggers?
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>>25586487

I'm a monkey whisperer.
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>>25585914
>shit trains
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Good afternoon everyone~

How are you doing today?

I can see myself having some kind of breakdown within the next few days, so there's that~
I am trying to push it to the back of my mind, so it's a question of how long I can ignore it.

Hope you all have a good day~
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>>25586670
FUCK OFF OBESE BULIMIC PATHETIC TRIPFAG GIMMICK TWAT
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>>25586364
>tfw no see through plastic wang
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>>25586670
shittest meme in britfeel, even worse than poleaboo
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>>25586670
PISS OFF attention whoring cunt
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>tfw been posting in /brit/ this whole time, when this is my true home
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Anyone elses dog shit scared of anything insect with wings?

I've got a big black rotty who is often in my room on a night and sometimes I'll have the window open. Obviously, with the window open and the light on it attracts some bugs into my room which makes my rotty break down.

Not even kidding he goes into full blown panic attack mode over a tiny little bug.
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>>25586670
>>>/int/53271612
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>>25586670
I'm at work today was the so much fun better be ready for this a lot of the best way of thing is I that a new one for me I have no a good time with the new version is better to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home and I don't think that I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home and I don't you are a right knob and I would beat you up irl t. Bucks
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>>25586791
DELET THISS
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Why would anyone want to meet other people from the internet unless it's a qt?

This is coming from a non-robot.
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>>25586791
>angry anon tries to get int to attack tilde
>gets btfo himself

classic angry anon.
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>>25586880
I met this guy from a 4chan skype chat, who studied at my university.

we just went to the pub, said memes at each other and went home. then he called me out with his normie m8s and we didn't say memes at each other but did go out drinking and dancing.
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Poleaboo just woke up
Poleaboo is banned from /int/

>>25586880
No friends
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>>25586880
I'd like to meet a few lads off here but it would never happen. I don't have any friends in real life.
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>>25586972
I mean, it's not bad if you get a normal lad who just wants to go for a drink, but it seems most people who want to attend those gatherings that they have are weird as fuck.
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>>25586973
what forblox?
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>>25584965
...what the fuck is this?

I don't understand...

https://framednetwork.com/old-finnish-people-things-heads/
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>>25576967
Stratford ldn?

Me and the lads (not robots desu) going to birkbeck in leytonstone from about 8-9ish this eve

Come along and lurk

We have weed
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>>25587007
What's the story behind that picture?
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>>25587061
Leddit Baltimore meetup.
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>>25587072
>Baltimore
>All that pasty white flesh
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>>25587072
I knew it would be reddit. Is there a reason they're all getting naked? It's pretty disgusting.
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Anyone near blackpool want to meet up for a pint? We could go to the pleasure beach afterwards if you fancy.
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>>25587133
Because they're from Baltimore.
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>>25587164
That doesn't help me m8, I don't know anything about Baltimore.
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>>25587160
>pleasure beach

Not been there in fucking ages. Must have been 12 the last time I went.

Do they still have that haunted house?
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Little Sister back from uni, wants to meet up in town,
I know the first question she'll ask is why I'm not in a decent job or why don't I have a gf.

I used to be the cool big brother she came to for advice, now I'm just a fucking trash neet who lives in a benefits flat.

Where did it all go wrong lads?
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>>25587187
Baltimore, Maryland.

Educate yourself.

>>25587209
I'll meet her for you mate if you want to stay home.
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>>25587007
If I was there I'd probably stick around with the people I've circled in yellow, they're the only normal looking people.

The guy I've circled in blue also looks kinda normal except he has a very serious case of manlet syndrome and I'd feel uncomfortable around him, his proportions are fucked up. I end up laughing after a few drinks
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>>25587188
Dunno lad, last time I went was 5 years ago and it was shit. Are you in blackpool?
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>>25587007
Burn the mall?
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>>25587295
No, it depresses me.

S H E F F I E L D
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I know it's a bit of a normie feel but

>tfw shift ends in two hours and I have the weekend off

Honestly I think I could break boulders with this feel.
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>>25586670
/britfeel/ here, kill yourself you underaged pokemon RPing freak
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>>25587323
I could never do a 9-5 job. I enjoy the hours I do way too much.

>Friday
>Probably stay in because tired
>maybe go out Saturday
>Recovering and doing nothing Sunday
>Back to work Monday

Nah, fuck that.
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>>25587319
Shit lad. You should just get drunk and go to dempsys, probably get some cute trap bf.

I miss Sheffield.
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>>25587351

It's worse than that. Almost the entire week ends up being in a post week stupor of a struggle for physical and mental recovery.

And the mon-fri is just going home and collapsing.

Only the NEET can know peace from this feel.
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>>25587354
>dempsys
Of course your would know about dempsys.

I'd rather go drinking in Doncaster. Much cheaper and easier women. Bunch of stuck up cunts in Sheffield.
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>>25584898
Some self esteem pls.
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>>25587378
I'm like a NEET with the amount of leisure time I get but I also have a job.

My shift is

3 days - 6 off
3 nights - 5 off
3 days & 3 nights - 5 off
repeat

I love it. Currently on day 3 of my 5 days off. Go back for 3 then have 6 off!
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>>25587160
Don't do this, no one will turn up
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About to drink some CWE codeine, turn up the heating cuz my hands are cold, get a cuppa and play some vidya.

COMFY
C
O
M
F
Y
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>>25587288
Guy on the left is clearly an autist, guessing he reminds you of yourself
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Who's coming out for a walk in the snow?
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>>25587409

What do you do?

Original comment desu
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>>25587379
Oh my God the regions are adooooorable.

So more of your little words.
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>>25587453
I had to pick at least 1 male otherwise it would just be the girls and women frighten me when they're in packs.
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>>25587470
Machine operator. I've done nothing the past 3 days except shitpost. It's amazing.
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>>25586207
just off yourself at that point
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Amount of alcohol acceptable to drink is decreasing.
Paving the way to make it illegal, just as I predicted.

Enjoy while you can druggies.
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>>25586207
Poleaboo only ever sees stuff for women, like masseuse
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>>25587543
you think all those politicians are going to give up drinking?
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>>25587543
I'm not a doctor.

But I will ignore that study.

I'm not a hero.
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The three guys in circled in red are now in prison for rape

The guy circled in blue killed himself 2 days after this picture was taken
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>>25587611
sure pal, I believe you
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>>25586057
Now I want an irn bru. Don't think i've ever seen them but then again i've never been looking for it.

What does it taste like?
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What are you watching lads? Swiss Family Robinson here.
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>>25586681
>>25586670
>>25586670
>>25587343
I'll fight every single one of you cunts right now for talking to tilde like that. Wash your mouths out you fucking twats.
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>>25587611
Source: My arse.
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>>25587690
I'm 6'5 and built like a brick shithouse, I'll put you on the floor with a sneeze
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>>25587664
bdo darts lad
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>>25587514

Living the dream.

I can shitpost at work, but it just isn't the same.

How qualified do you have to be to do your job?
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>>25587690
I'd wipe you out like a fucking ant you greasy piece of shit. Coming in here talking shit just because you're hiding behind the computer, if this was real life you'd be coughing through your nose.
Never forget that when you post here there's always someone harder: me.
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>>25587716

Patrician tv. Wew lad.

Ted Hankey still in it?
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>>25587742
You ain't as hard as my dick m8, not when it cums all over your fucking face
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Just got a letter saying it could take 6 weeks to get my licence back because they have to ask my psychiatrist if there is any reason I shouldn't be able to drive.

Fuck sake.
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>>25587742
I'll bang you out lad, don't get cheeky.
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>>25587749
nah he was knocked out on tuesday
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>>25587722
I started working at the factory as an agency worker. Got friendly with some people including the guy that used to do my job. He was due to retire and told the company to make me a full time worker and train me up. I did 6 months of training and got the job.

Lucky I guess.
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>>25587786

Well that's shit. I saw Martin Adams get BTFO, not been able to watch much else of it.
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>>25587690
you are nothing to me but an insect, nay, a single celled amoeba. You are the lowest rung of the evolutionary ladder, you are pond slime, you are muck

I will dispatch you with such efficiency and power that your feet won't touch the ground, keep one eye over your shoulder because I'm fucking coming for you, kiddo.
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>>25587796
>working shifts in some shitty factory doing a mundane job
>lucky

As long as you're happy I guess mate
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>>25587825
Yeah, I'm happy earning 30k a year with 200 days off mate. Thanks for asking.
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>>25587806
Been a decent tournament. The lad Jeff Smith who knocked out adams looks very good.
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>>25587820
I will hit you very hard if you even attempt to do that.
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>>25587857
I'll get my dad to fucking wallop your dad if you try it geez
my dad's fucking nails
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>>25587851
Good for you lad, set your targets low and you'll never be dissapointed right?
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>>25587782
You'd be lucky to bang anything you virgin.
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>>25587851
Still, rather kill myself than work factory work. Lowest of the low job ins society. You probably have long as fuck shifts too.
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>>25587874
Stay jealous mate.

>>25587883
Some days I have nothing at all, so I just talk shit with the lads and shitpost all day.

It's not bad at all.
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>>25587906
>jealous
Haha ok mate, honestly as long as you're happy that's all that matters, good for you
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bullies please leave
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>>25587952
You sound so bitter.
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Been on hold for 20 minutes waiting for the DWP to answer the phone. What a bunch of twats.
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Cornwall here, what are pakis like in real life?
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>>25588224
they call you boss a lot, they also scout out your house to rape your daughter
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>>25588224

Second generation 'british' ones are so fucking rude, especially the women.
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>>25588224
like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf3WUJBcf-4
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>>25588224
cornwall you post in britfeel too?
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>Read that two anons who haven't had a shower since Christmas took one
>Realise I'm in the same predicament and follow suit
>Don't feel any fresher
>No desire to get drunk or have a nice meal later either
Friday feeling..
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>>25588570
Get motivated anon, have a big tidy up, maybe rearrange some stuff, it makes you feel a lot better, you can do it anon I believe in you
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>drinking in bed last night
>full tinnie
>fall asleep watching film
>wake up soaked in booze

I'm a fucking idiot.
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>>25587883

>Lowest of the low

That's call centres and retail mate
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>>25588607
I-I made my bed and hung some stuff up.
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>>25588788
Did you make it up for me coming over? ;)
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Any robots in Plymouth?
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>>25588652

I fell asleep with an oil heater on full and wearing tracksuit pants. I woke up so sweaty I thought I'd pissed myself.
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>>25588803
Careful anon, you'll enrage the autists
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eating egg mayo sammich, remembering school trips, with the little paper bag of food that was your lifeline.
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>>25588803

>living in Plymouth
>devon's armpit

I feel bad for you laddy.
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I know we have plenty of Muslim friends in these generals but what about Christianity?
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>>25588695
I'd say retail is higher than factory work but yes call centre is a good one, that's pretty low.
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>>25589187

>muslim
>friends

Their shitty backwards religion needs a reformation before it can even be uttered in the same sentence as wonderful Christianity.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_gdqMTKXrc&spfreload=10

I'm 21, and nothing else I've ever seen has inspired me to get out the terminal stasis I call a life more than this video.

I do wish I'd seen it on a Monday though.
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>>25589223

Depends on the retail I guess. Working at Poundland is pretty shitty, but my last job was at Jo Malone and I got paid well, it was fairly relaxed, and never got talked to like shit by customers.
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>>25589244
his mum is a bitch though, the guy has a job so what's it to her if he wants to play vidya in his spare time?
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>>25589244
Speedrunning is fun though.
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>>25589244

Why is she mad about what her 25 year old son does in his spare time? That's mental.
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>>25589187
>muslim
>friends

Fuck off you leftist faggot.
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>>25589265
Because being a housewife is the hardest job there is
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>>25589331
Depends. Maybe he's living at home and not paying any rent. I used to stay up until all hours when I didn't have a job and my rents didn't like it. Now I have a job they let me do whatever the fuck I want.

Plus, if they are trying to sleep and this guy is talking and shouting during his stream, you can see where they are coming from if it's happening ALL the time.
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>>25589265
>>25589331
He has a job AND gets a lot of viewers/subs. Chibi isn't the brightest crayon and has no interest in going back to education, he's not going to be getting a lot of high paying gigs. To try to stop him getting that sweet streaming money is moronic of the mother, though thankfully she's just helped grow his userbase with another classic 'cringy Chibi' moment.
Plus he enjoys the attention even though it's mostly negative. I really can't see how this is a bad thing.
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>>25589349
Back to /pol/ edgelord
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>>25589383
>mfw my mum thinks looking after my little brother (normal lad, no disabilities or anything) is comparable to a full-time job
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>>25589383
I hope I can be a housewife one day, it probably won't happen
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>tfw fapping to girls you work with

it's a good feel
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>>25589422
I'm not trying to be edgy. Muslims are taking over this country.

They come over here, get a house through benefits, barely any of them work, they pop out 3-4 kids for each wife, (And considering their religion says it's ok for a man to have multiple wives, that is a lot of shit skins) They will only interact with other Muslims and mainly live in Muslim only areas.

Look at what happened in Germany recently. If nothing changes in the next 5 years, that will soon be us. Mark my fucking words.
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if i make a grindr account do i have to have facebook?

i dont really want to upload pics incase someone recognises me
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>>25589489
>tight skirts
>black tights
>heels

Feelsgoodlad
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>>25589502
>Muslims are taking over Europe
Fixed. Wish we had to the balls to pull a Slovakia, so damn based.
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>>25589502
whatever mate, plenty of muslims work.
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>>25589502
>us
This is an Islamic thread, fuck off
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>>25589502
>In a NEET thread
>Complaining about NEETs
Back to /pol/
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>>25589525
Poleaboo likes this very much too
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>>25589244
God what a cunt his mother is
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>>25589595
Speaking of pakis. Perfect example why all pakis should be gassed: Poleaboo.
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>>25585346
I'm not scared because there's very few non-whites in my area, but I don't want to have children for basically the reasons you mentioned.
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>>25589604
I thoroughly believing become a cunt is an evolutionary tactic that women employ in order to piss off young males into either killing their parents to inherent their land, or to find their own place allowing greater chances of reproductive success
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>>25589546
Yeah in Taxis or Corner shops, with other Muslims. The taxi drivers in my area are probably 80% mussies and it's not even a strong Muslim area.

Do you ever see them working down the Asda or doing manual labour or anything like that? Very, very rarely, if ever.

Muslims are fucking disgusting. They follow a religion that says it's fine to rape children and women but if you use Mohammeds name in vain you must be killed. Also, to kill all non-believers.

Look at all the molestation and rape of those children that happened in Rotherham. Do you honestly think that the Muslims outside of that little 'ring' didn't know what was happening? Do you think those children's mothers and fathers didn't know.

Yeah, nice people.
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>>25589502
>Look at what happened in Germany recently.
Top kek, Germany are in a much better state than England. Yes they had that paki incident just there but we've had Rotherham for YEARS.
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>>25589649
>Do you ever see them working down the Asda or doing manual labour or anything like that?
I do actually, all the time.
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>>25589649
Why do you come here /pol/? Why?
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>>25589627
>I'm not scared because there's very few non-whites in my area
He's talking about when you're an old man, 10s of fucking years.
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>>25589691
To ruin our comfy threads. They can't stay on there own fucking board.
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>>25589691
Fuck off ahmed. You and your mudslimes are not welcome anywhere. Fucking sandniggers... They're gonna ruin europe
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>>25589502
>I'm not trying to be edgy.

You failed
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>>25589627
>don't want to have children
Thanks for contributing to the death of the white race. You have no kids while pakis have 15 each.

Better get the pray mates out.
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gonna get a chinese tonight lads
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>>25589701
>what is the difference between there, they're and their

Fucking thick cunt
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>>25586057
>This is my favourite Irn Bru advert
Poor choice lad, though it was quality in the general advert scale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4PxuFQCDis

>>25587644
IT'S MADE FROM GURDURS
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>>25589726
what you gonna do about it george? cry on r9k while we fuck your women?
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>>25589691
if you dont hate muslims you're not welcome here
>>
Who over 25 here?
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>>25589726
It's you that no one wants here, just go
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>>25589756
Over 25 what?
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>>25589756

29 here bro, the only difference in me now is that I can't be bothered to argue with people in these threads.
>>
>tfw my only requirement for a girl is she has cute armpits
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>>25589742
Well done, you are clearly better than me. Go talk about hitler on /pol/ or whatever.
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>>25589755
>angryanon resorting to samefagging
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>>25589691
Fuck off you filthy mussie. You're not welcome.
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is angry anon the worst thing to happen to britfeel?

every thread's been shit and not comfy since he started posting
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>>25589784
>tfw the bot stops me from using the uncounterable NO U
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>>25589820
He is the hero we need. The last hope for the white man.
>>
does the job centre research how your interviews go?

or could you show up and call the interviewer a cunt, tell her in 5 years you see yourself as a corpse, piss yourself and walk out but keep getting JSA because you did attend?

or do people who stick on JSA on purpose have to throw their interviews with employers more subtly?
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>>25589820
angry anon is the bogeyman you have constructed which in reality consists of 60% of the posting anons with opinions that make you upset
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>>25589838
if the last hope of the white man is an autistic nutcase who says shit like "melt" non-ironically then I'd rather we went extinct
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>>25589842
They will phone up to find out why you failed. Ostensibly to help you improve in future, in reality to get you sanctioned and off their caseload
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>>25589842
They don't look into it that much but calling the interviewer a cunt might get down to the centre. Just go in and act like a sperg. I just act like Derrik from that ricky gervais show.
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Surely in a generation or two the muslims will have kids who will have an education good enough to not believe all that Mohammed nonsense. It is the silliest and least likely religion.
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>>25589816
Well, I suppose I could go buy some new vidya with bennies you so kindly fund my lifestyle with
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>>25589858
Literally this
>tfw I was 'angryanon' yesterday
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>>25589859
We are going extinct. It's too late to change that, angry anon is just a man who spreads some hope now and then.
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>>25589858
>every board is /pol/
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>>25589858
no you can tell who the real angry anon is when he calls people melts
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>>25589741
Same lad

>Always thought people who go to the chinky to buy chips are weird
>They gave me a free order of chips a few weeks ago
>Best chips I've ever tasted, order them every time now
>>
Saving up to go to Australia for 2 years lads, hopefully it'll be fun, going to try and be as normie as possible
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>>25589773

M-Me too. When you get to our age you defiantly look back to when you were 18/20 and how naive you were. Friends come and go (mostly they go) and alot of things are not worth caring about.
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>>25589859

I think that is the same guy that says 'Fraggle' a lot as well. I have only ever heard fraggle used in real life once, and it was a junkie muttering angrily to himself.
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Got me some DXM lads
wondering if i should take it today or tomorrow...
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>>25589911
word, chinese chips are tasty. you get any sauce to dip/drench the chips?
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>>25589911
Thanks for contributing to the death of the white race!
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>>25589820
Yeah I think so. This is a place where we let off steam or vent frustrations, or just have a chat. For some anons who don't have many people in their lives or opportunity to do so this is a big deal. But Angry Anon doesn't want that, and tries to bully people here. He's a fucking bellend. Same goes for the people spouting political racist garbage, they should stick to commenting on articles on The Sun.
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>>25589876
Muslim kids go to Muslims schools and learn nothing but the Quran and anyone who even suggests they learn English will just be called a racist and ignored. They will never assimilate.
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>>25589915

I haven't noticed the friends coming part so much, but yeah that sums it up pretty well. I also don't like staying up late any more, I used to be able to stay up to 3 or 4, now I am in bed by half 12.
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>>25589938
Yeah man, a pot of Barbecue sauce which is the same stuff they put on the spare ribs, absolutely divine. You lad?
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>>25589820
Every regular thread has an angry anon.
who hates everything anyone posts.
wonder if its the same guy.
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>>25589964
usually get some curry sauce or sweet and sour sauce.
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>>25589949
Why post here instead of /pol/ or the comments section of a Daily Mail article?
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>>25589876
The younger the Muslim is in the UK the more likely he is to have extremist views. The older ones are the ones more likely to have themselves left a country with Sharia law and therefore know how shit it is. Also they are more likely to have respect for the country as they were allowed in. Their children and children's children don't have that and instead, at best, have a fascination with fundamentalism and at worst have a fascination with terrorism.
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>>25589949
>They will never assimilate.
Just like us, you dense fuck.
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>>25589820
>>25589858
>>25589968
Original "angry anon" here. been posting and lurking here for quite a while but once when I snapped i got labled "angry anon". but after that i saw others getting called like that too.
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>be me
>shopping last week
>hungry
>see burger van
>ask if he's got any pork for ZE LULZ
>''No, I don't sell that shit''
>says his meat is halal
>okay for him to sell processed chicken nuggets and kebab meat with god knows what in it as long as the animal was slowly bled out
>sand niggers

FUCK. MUSLIMS
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>>25590011

What made you snap, Original angry anon?
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>tfw factory induction
>mfw over half the other people actually failed to get at least 10/16 on a simple maths and english test
>mfw looks a lot more comfy than thorntons
Might not be too bad after all, not sure if better or worse than mcd's but I'll still go for the interview anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGnfna20t0A
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Poleaboo has been having some crazy good luck recently
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>>25590011
What? I was the one who called angry anon first.
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>>25589943
>This is a place where we let off steam or vent frustrations
>Unless it's insulting my terrorist religion and desire to fuck children then it's political racist garbage
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What will happen to me if I go down to my local hospital and tell reception that I want to become an hero? Will they just section me? If so, will it actually help me in any way? I can't take it anymore lads, I've tried everything else. This is the only thing I have left.
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>>25590011
>>25590027
Poleaboo says he was first called angry anon after responding to some racist comments
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>>25590011
>>25590027
nah, i was. why lie?
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>>25590016
Is it a (you)s thing?

Do you not post on /pol/ anymore because they keep ignoring you?
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>>25590017
mudslimes anon, mudslimes
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>>25590057
seriously why even be on 4chan if you cry every time someone insults Islam? go to your fucking mosque or something if you're this sensitive
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>>25590026
Can't you see this is a no paki zone thread tonight.
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PAKIS OUT RIGHT NOW
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>>25590017
not sure, can't remember. but i think some of you faggots bullied me >:(

>>25590066
this is not me

>>25590027
>>25590047
>>25590056
I'm sure it was me though. after i got called like that for the first time it took weeks until someone got called like that again and just then it became a meme as it is now.
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>>25590016
>tries to be a cunt
>gets a non-threatening response
>"hurrrr that fucking Muslim selling chicken nuggets"

Please buy some chicken nuggets and shove em up your arse you infantile prick. I'm neutral on Muslims but I can spot a gigantic cunt a mile away
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>>25590077
shoo, shoo, back to your containment board
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>>25590037
They won't section you. You'll stay a few days at the hospital and be let go. It will start the process of help but honestly, it's just easier to go to a gp, as that's what they will tell you to do after.
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>>25589691
Mate it's not /pol/. If you'd ever actually visited /pol/ you'd know they aren't the supreme boogeyman you make them out to be.
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>>25590127
Oh, I thought all self harm/possible suicide cases were automatic sections. So what do I, set up an appointment with a gp and tell them I want to die?
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>>25590121
no, i will stay here forever and you can't do anything about it. :^)
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Im loving life in Britbongistan right now
I have a homeless guy living in the other room who tags along with me on trips to mcdonalds and poundland and lugs all my shit about
I claim my ESA NEETbux like a good disabled person and get called a fat cunt on the bus by school children
Life is good.
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>>25590155
Just like me, I am brown skinned and there's nothing you can do.
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>>25590037
They won't have the time or empathy to help you at the hospital lad. Post it on Facebook and they'll call the police on you, the bobbies can section you when they arrive if they believe you.
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>>25589858
this, I've been 'angryanon' before because I called Tildretard a prat
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>>25590033
No it's just all this racist shit stinks up the threads all the time. No one actually cares about Muslims. Especially when I've read one tosser on here complaining about them driving taxis or banding together in their own groups and not mingling with the natives, which is kind of ironic really seen as you won't even give them a chance if they tried. Fuck off.
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>>25589901
I've never called people melts.
I'm just sick of you faggots treating this place like a hugbox to dump your feelings. As if we give a shit, y'know? We come here for good conversation and banter, not to hear some 18 year old cry about some asinine thing that happened.
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just ordered a chinese, the chinese guy on the phone thought i was a guy called barry. i am not barry
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>>25590158
are you fat?

dgsfs
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Trying to figure out a composition for the other ideas of the corner shop and kebab shop.

anyone have eny thoughts or suggestions?

not on the buildings or anything, just the layout.
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>all these Muzzies getting their titties in a twist because we don't like their barbaric religion
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>>25590192
that's looking very very good lad!

I don't really get your post though, can you rephrase it?
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>>25590192
Oh wow this is really promising. Great idea with the multiple row of shops and the windows to put characters in.
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>>25590192
Needs cleaning up a lot but it has mad potential.
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>>25590192
>poleaboo in the window

fucking kek
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>>25590167
But isn't that their job? Aren't they paid to care?
I don't have a fagbook, I have no friends
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>>25590192
Yeah not bad, needs a more bleaker feel.
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>>25590192
poleaboo is pleased to see he is working in the kebab shop.
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>>25590213
Erh... well,

-the use of 3 buldings, is it too much, too wide?
should we just have to and get rid of the middle one.
-position of the characters.
-introduction of new characters

its just a mock up before I put hours of effort into it.
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>>25590183
About 20 stone
Most of its due to living on a diet of coke for the last 18 years and doing nothing with my life going to the gym and telling myself i've been bulking and then I can pretend im a /fit/izen
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>>25590246
>should we just have to
I meant should we just have TWO... fucking cant type today.
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>>25590153
Pretty much yes, tell him you are feeling suicidal and have been for quite some time.
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>>25590246
ah okay, you the guy that always does the OP?

I like all 3, I'd go with poundland though, more pathetic than costcutter

the fucking Mr Paki's News has me in stitches

not sure about characters or anything I'm afraid
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>>25590252
fat cunt


gfhd
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>>25589901
>>25589920

Lmao fucking melts, go felch ur nans
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Thinking of inviting my mate to this party next week, only problem is that nobody there has spoke to him in 2 years, would you feel insulted to randomly be invited to a party out of the blue?
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>>25590272
belter of a post
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>>25590192
Unsure if coincidence or not
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>mum normally comes home from work first
>in my room on the laptop
>hear someone come in the gate
>must be my mum
>Realise car isn't there
>must be my dad
>go downstairs to say hi to him
>house is empty
>look around outside the windows but don't see anyone
>realise my mum locked the latch lock on back door so it probably was my dad
>rather than knock the door so I could let him in he just wandered off
>mum pulls up
>dad appears and starts yelling at her about not being able to get in
>I've opened the door at this point
>dad storms off to the pub

For fucks sake now he's going to get shitfaced come back in rage mode smash the house up and try to murder everyone. Rather than just knocking the fucking door so I could let him in as soon as he saw the backdoor was double locked. It's as if he actively searches for things to inspire his drunken rage.
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Unless I am mistaken it doesn't look like anyone has posted waifus yet ITT.

(do so)
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>>25590192
Looking good so far.

What's going on with the middle shops though? If you can't chose, go with Costcutter as it gives me nostalgia.

Have you ever included one of these posters in them?
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>>25590192
Remove Poleaboo and bring back the JobCentre
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>>25590192
>Mr Paki's news & Off Licence

My sides. Beautiful.
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>>25590192
>pakiboo in the kebab shop

I'm fucking dying here.
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>>25576779
What the fuck are these OPs this year? They've all been retarded
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>>25590252
>going to the gym and telling myself i've been bulking and then I can pretend im a /fit/izen
you're a real life meme, well done
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>>25590315
Did you at least find out if your mum was alright afterwards?
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>>25590164
Disgusting shit skin.
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>>25590323
eirou eoiwru dfoj afklj gsio
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Lads, just back from my new job as a phone monkey, spaghetti has been kept to a minimum and the job seems ok. No targets, everyone's friendly and no one shouts at you because you're ringing businesses. MIght not be full time /comfy/ life for me anymore but doing this a couple of days a week looks better than pissing about with the JSA.

How has everyone else been? Any news on the OP image?
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>>25590192
There should be a kid getting diddled above the kebab shop.
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>>25590323
Alright. Haven't been on britfeel or 4chan for like 2 weeks actually, its was fucking terrible.
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>>25590192

Any chance of a TV in the background. Really good to show current events. this is from classic britfeel program monkey dust
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>>25590246
With regards to two or three shops, I like the look of three shops but at the moment the three shops is stretching it a bit as you can't see enough detail in the thumb nail due to the width. However OP thumbnails are bigger so I don't know if it would be an issue when it is used as OP image. On the new thread we need to test it out with 3 shops to see if it gives the right level of details from the thumbnail.
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>>25589915
>When you get to our age you defiantly look back

Why is the "definitely" -> "defiantly" typo so common? Are people seriously using autocorrect for their 4chan posts? I assume it's autocorrect on "definatly".
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>>25590377
That sounds like heaven, who do you work for?
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>>25590401
That's a great idea.
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>>25590308
yea someone else suggested to use that takeaway, unless you can find anything funnier.

>>25590269
yea its me...

middle shops just a stand in, haven't found the perfect shop yet.

>>25590329
this was in the first ever op image,and we used variations of it most of the year.

>>25590344
We don't have an op yet lad, its just a stand in for now till we come up with something new.

>>25590401
probably can, I defiantly want to make space for news and graffiti.

>>25590409
I hear you, yea could just try it first.
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>>25590401
>tfw 4chan doesn't support webms with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITi6uat0BuQ
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>>25590376

>wpg sd gkcx'd ofox k byd13 zycd
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>>25590390
because you're a normie i bet
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>>25590363
What do you mean? He was just yelling.
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>>25590442
good fucking lad

original comment
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Great

The wageslaves and the normies won, with the Job centre gone, /britfeel/ will no longer be a home for the NEETs, we'll just be /brit/lite
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>>25590447
Monkey dust is britfeel the program I think.
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>>25590463
You're right anon, I'm sure whatever kept her late as work wasn't important and being shouted at by the man she loved didn't effect her at all, just chill with your animus.
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>>25590479
Fuck off, and get a job

Seriously though, you're limited to what you can do with the jobby
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>>25590479
I'm a NEET and I prefer the new direction the image is going in. It was time for a change.
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>>25590442
Nah mate its perfect, stick with Abra Kebabra
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>>25590428
It's a market research company. They didn't ask for a CV or references, called them Wednesday and they got me in for an interview the same day. Now I've already done a couple of shifts. Easiest job I've ever had, doesn't pay great but it's more than bennies and less stress than forging that stupid log book.
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>>25590502
Well she's been married to him for 40 odd years and she's had a lot worse than that and not offed herself yet so I'm sure she'll live.
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>>25590479
Good, neets are boring fucks anyway watching pedo animes.
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>>25590192
OP image guy you've outdone yourself this time, you really have.
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>>25590442
Jason's Donner Van is my favourite name of such ilk but not really relevant to this
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>>25590548
>Jason's Donner Van

You mean Jason Donnervan in Bristol?
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lads, how strictly do you think the DWP applies the ESA support group requirement that:
>Engagement in social contact is always precluded due to difficulty relating to others or significant distress experienced by the individual.
if online socialization (which i actually can't do anymore outside anonymous boards) and family (that i known for years) are allowed, and it just refers to meeting new work colleagues and such then i'd say i qualified because i can't handle that, but i still technically socialize with my uncle, father etc sometimes (just going to visit family or whatever). plus it's possible but unlikely i can hold down online friendships but i don't know if that disqualifies me because, in work-related terms none of that helps.

i've also talked to a few random people acceptably when very drunk (i.e. limited to mild anxiety) but again that's useless when it comes to capacity to work. but if i did get accepted and did that again and was seen socializing drunk would i be accused of fraud?

this is a nightmare.
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Going to a pub with a group of people I never normally go out with and there's some love triangle thing going on that I'm apart of tonight lads, wish me luck
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>>25590565
>>Jason Donnervan
I believe I do mean that, top name.
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>Get first proper job and ask if I can borrow spare car that rarely gets used for a few weeks to see if I like the job that I need a car to get to
>Dad gives me a massive lecture about being a man and standing on my own two feet despite the fact he can't spell an I wrote a job application for him for a 60k job which he got
>Just asks me today if I can help him with some forms (his reading/writing is atrocious) and say 'I thought we were standing on our own two feet?'

Is this being a twat or what?

More than happy to help him but got kinda upset when he give me a lecture because I do want to stand on my own two feet I just didn't wanna get caught paying for a car if I hated the job
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>>25590509
It' not about the image, it's about the thread
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>>25590192
Great work lad, I know you're not keen on continuing but it's good to see you're not halfarsing your last shift.
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>>25590548
>>25590442
That's an idea actually. If three shops is too much could it be possible do 2 shops and a kebab van which would take up less space?
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>>25590527
please gib name
we can be bot co-workers
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>>25590599
Should have charged him 2% of his wage.
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There really are some sad cunts that post in these threads, jesus fucking christ
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>>25590645
Thing is I've always helped him with stuff like that and never even thought anytihng of it.

Always done all the stuff that he can't no problem because I thought that's what families do, yet when I wanted to use something that had no effect on him he belittled me and made me feel like a cunt
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>>25590649

You are on r9k, were you expecting winners?
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>>25590634
hmm... id have to have a think about how id fit that in.

>>25590622
I do work better without any pressure to do shit. I can just have fun and enjoy doing stuff.
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>>25590599
How the fuck does he earn 60k a year when he can barely read and write
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>>25590599
Nah he's a prick mate. What did he say to you when you said that? Bet he was BTFO
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>job interview next week
>my heart already feels like it's going to explode
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>>25590599
nah you're in the right lad
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>>25590606
It is more about the thread but in sporting terms; you support a team no matter what but it's better when they're playing in a nice looking kit.

Pic related
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>>25590599
he is a twat, not like you were asking him to give you the car forever, just borrow it, nothing wrong with that
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can I get a wageslave job at a supermarket with no official work experience? I did one of them work experience days at school and helped out some odd times down at a charity shop (but not enough that they'd remember me if I asked for a reference). I do have good grades and references off teachers though.
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Time to start looking for a new job lads.

Chad at work is being given everything he needs to get ahead while I'm being held back, can't let this go on or I'll become one of the bitter old people who've hardly progressed at all in 10 years time and he'll be my boss.
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>>25590701
Probably not mate. It's a tough market out there. You're going to have to volunteer for a few months first at some charity shop.
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>>25590701
I work in a retail and it was my first job. It might be easier to get a weekend / part time position and then gradually wiggle into more hours, but it's easily doable.
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>>25590717
I was afraid of that. My parents won't allow that, they said if I don't get paid work they're gonna kick me out.
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>>25590732
Surely they understand you have no experience and no fucking references?
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>>25590701

How old are you? If you're 18 or something probably, if you're 25 it might be a bit harder.
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>>25590670
Works in something well paid that just requires lots of training and is an essential service.

>>25590671
I honestly felt bad. I think my dad is great but he did hurt me when he gave me that lecture because I got a great job after 7 months unemployed so thought he'd be proud and so it really made me mad.

He normally would argue but he just sorta looked like a sad puppy and went 'oh...okay then I'll ask your sister' (she doesn't live here)

Felt bad man.

>>25590695
>>25590679
Thanks lads, wasn't sure if I was being a cunt
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>>25590724
Thanks a lot anon, makes me feel a lot better about my chances. I'll just aim to make a good impression if I even manage to get an interview.
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>>25590724
>I work in a retail and it was my first job
fucking normie
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>>25590739
I do have at least two references.
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>>25590732
Just go into one of the shitter shops like Home Bargains and ask everyday.

That's how I got my first job. Didn't even fill out an application form or provide references, just was told to turn up for four hours on a saturday an eventually it turned into about 24 whilst at college
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>>25590746
Just turned 19.
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>>25590667
You were the only one putting pressure on yourself as I could see it. Can see why though, festive season images were coming thick and fast, you did us proud 2bh lad.
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>go downstairs
>BBC news on
>interviewing women on Cologne about the rape spree on NYE
>young German lady 'we just need to continue welcoming all immigrants with trusting and open hearts and regard what happened as nothing more than individual incidents'

Can't wait until Islam takes over Europe and all these lefties get BTFO. I'll be laughing at them as I am beheaded.
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>>25584953
If you leave you should tell me what company the van was for and if I ever walk past and it's parked I could kick the tyres a few times
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>>25590787
>I'll be laughing at them as I am beheaded.
I keked
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>>25590712
Fuck me, thats far too much like postive thinking for this corner of the internet, get outouotout REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

seriously though go for it
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>>25590778
I dont have any experience with retail but I imagine that if you just asked for some low position like trolley dolly or shelf stacker then having no experience shouldn't be an issue.

If you were hoping to be a cashier or something then they might want the experience and everything.
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God, it's not that fucking hard lads.

Just put some random fucking charities down on your CV and say you worked in a place that doesn't exist or has shut down so they can't ask.

Your parents are retarded though if they think that you have to start paid immediately.

Even two weeks in a charity shop is something.

Having said that you can literally walk into most retail jobs.
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>>25590858
I think this is a regional thing.

Near me (stratfeel) it seems like every other shop or cafe/restaurant has a sign up looking for low level staff.

But if you live somewhere shite/with high unemployment it actually is as difficult as people make it seem, even for retail and similar.
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>>25590858
>Having said that you can literally walk into most retail jobs.

It depends how far away you live. Personally I ride my micro scooter to mine.
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>>25590701
I work in Sainburys and it's my first job. My references were teachers
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>>25590920
Are you always this funny?

>>25590910
I dunno lad.

I live somewhere rural and shite with lots of youths and not many jobs and I spent two months in a charity shop hating my life and getting bossed about by old women who revelled in power.

Was worth it thought because it went straight onto my CV and I went into a shop every week and asked the manager and he eventually said 'yeah go on then' for four hours just to get me to fuck off and then I did well and ended upt urning down management offers cos I was going to uni
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>>25590858
>Having said that you can literally walk into most retail jobs.
Poleaboo says you're a fucking liar
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>>25590816
It's a good job but I'm getting the shit end of the stick. Still a gfless virgin though so it doesn't really matter.
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>>25590641
No names, but will say they had a raffle last night and I won a Freddo, clearly it's a sign they want me.
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>>25590964
Poleaboo is a bit of an idiot with these things though because I've tried various times to help Poleaboo and encourage Poleaboo and even offer to buy him a pint and by 'walk into' I mean not have an ongoing sexual harrasment case and be able to actually speak to people to a minimum level.

This is the same Poleaboo that is too scared to ring somebody up and ask for a job delivering leaflets, yeah?
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tfw want a dominos but can't find a 50% code

nightmare
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Well lads I hate my job as a lobbyist and I'm no good at it but they say it takes months to get to grips with it so haven't fired me yet

May as well hang on for as long as possible for the money before I get canned
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>>25590998
20165OFF

Not a original comment
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>>25591018
Are you the dude who was on here the other day talking about how they asked you to write press releases and stuff but you had no idea wtf to do?
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>>25591018
You should lobby for britfeel until you get fired

INCREASE JSA LADS, PLEASE
LEGALISE WEED (DUDE 420)
GOVERNMENT MANDATED GIRLFRIENDS FOR NEETS
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>>25591045
That's me lad.

Sorry to be recognisable and blog tier I thought I was relatively infrequent.

They said 'see you on Monday' so I'm holding out.

>>25591048
kek. I'll make sure I keep that in my notes for the next MP meeting

>government funded waifus for NEETs
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>>25591083
>Sorry to be recognisable and blog tier I thought I was relatively infrequent.
Because we're got a myriad of posters who're into lobbying?

no bully just funny how you think that'd not be a noticeable job
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>>25591157
It was more along the lines of 'I didn't think I posted frequently enough for posters to remember and match me remembering what I did instantly', but point very well taken
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>>25590997
>Poleaboo is a bit of an idiot with these things though
Had 3 jobs and 6 months job seeking experience

>because I've tried various times to help Poleaboo and encourage Poleaboo and even offer to buy him a pint
Poleaboo thanks you for this

>This is the same Poleaboo that is too scared to ring somebody up and ask for a job delivering leaflets, yeah?
When desperate Poleaboo has gone into stores and handed in CVs to vacancies but they're ignored
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>>25590787
>Tfw the more I read about these Cologne attacks the more I am realising it's all over for Europe

Well we had a good lads post WW2 to the 00s was a good time to be alive and European but this little piece of humanity that was carved out in a world of chaos is going to the dogs.

I guess Australia, Japan and North America are the only decent places left.
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