A relapse for me A relapse for you, maybe perhaps I wouldn't relapse if I was 2
I did it guys ;_; I managed to actually do it
>20 quid's worth, way too much for one sitting
>ate until I felt sick
>will eat the rest tomorrow for "breakfast" (2-3pm) and hate myself even more
Lads, I have not ate or drank anything today, well technically yesterday. Not a single thing.
Not really sure about listening to new music or going and finding some new music, but I guess it could be something, walking outside is a definite no, I mean it took me 2 days or so to build up the courage to go to mcdonalds, I'd prefer if I slowly slipped away to death though desu senpai.
Yeah but it was pretty shitty and I didn't eat much of it, I did this more to actually do it finally and I'm really pleased I went out and did it.
You really should try walking around. Worst case get a big coat and a hat, ignore everyone around you and go at times when there aren't many people about (like late at night, but this could be dangerous depending on where you live)
It's nice to leave the internet behind, once in a while
What's the worst that could happen? You're stabbed and killed, ending your miserable life without the dishonour of a suicide, right? At least, that's how I get over my fear of going outside. Also chanting pic related in my head over and over again.
Playing Rocket League atm desu senpai.
The worst thing for me is being judged by other people, which will happen if I leave the house, reciting that wouldn't really do a thing for me, sorry.
>have a lot of shit I need to do today
>tfw can't even be bothered to make breakfast or shower
Lads how do they do it? How does Kyoto Animation always find a way? Quality stuff.
Are you guys watching any animays?
get that pleb shit out of here, go watch some real men shit like game of thrones famdam
Yeah it's a good show, I just hate when things get really popular. It's not because I'm a hipster, I just hate all the really shit memes that inevitably come with a show's popularity.
That terrible "brace yourself, ______ is coming" meme. It's quite funny because Sean Bean never actually says it, it's a misquote that is constantly used anyway because it's an easy maymay to post to facebook.
>tfw eddark stark is dead
It still hurts.
I just showerd today for the first time since Christmas. It was a huge ordeal, and probably wont happen again until February.
I sent some origami to a lady I fancied. She said it was well folded and thanked me for it, then told me she doesn't like me that way.
I don't really understand how people can go without washing for more than 2 days.
Even if I skip 1 day and don't shower my hair feels really greasy and I feel disgusting. I have short hair too, I don't know why it gets that greasy. Probably my shit diet or something.
I don't even shower for the benefit of other people either, I just can't get comfortable if I wake up and don't shower on a morning because by about 1pm my brain is screaming "YOU COULD BE FEELING FRESH RIGHT NOW"
Chippy brah, I'm going to my local chippy at lunchtime.
They do the best steak pies, and their curry sauce is amazing.
I used to be like that. I've been spiralling into depression my entire life, but its finally come full blown. I just don't care anymore.
Same senpai, if I don't shower for even just a day, the grease from my hair actually starts seeping onto my face. It even stings my eyes. I have no idea why it gets like this. Still, I should be thankful it's fine after a bit of shampoo and some conditioner.
Fight me irl
Select all the food is pretty subjective
I haven't read the books but apparently it isn't clear in the book if he actually dies or not, he's just laying in the snow with a fucked up neck. It doesn't explicitly say he's dead.
Dime bar, a can of Monster which has the orange logo on it.
See if they sell any of them microwave burgers. I want a couple of those BBQ Rib ones. I expect change from that fiver too.
Butterkist popcorn, pork scratchings, can.. no 2 L bottle of lilt, box of celebrations (or a tub if they have any left), egg and cress sandwich, if there's a hot food section then grab me a couple of sausage rolls too and a pack of malteasers. Pukka mate.
I suppose depression affects everyone in different ways.
Like >>25585024 said, a shower is one of the nice things in my day. I'm depressed all the time but I always force myself to get a shower every morning. Nothing like standing under a shower of hot water on a cold winter morning while thinking about death.
Jokes on you, I'm actually a skelly. I am a weeb though because animay is the greatest form of escapism.
>quite clearly a tibetan puppet show relay hub
Is anyone else scared of growing old and the future in the UK?
How many Pakis will there be? will whites be a minority? how will whites be treated by their new masters?
I'm young, fit and strong at the moment. But being a frail old white man in a country dominated by Paki Muslims scares me.
Does this scare anyone else, or am I just being a pussy?
Do you have any escape plans for the future?
I was only asking since I was curious to what your diet would be in the living conditions that you're in. I don't care that you're depressed. I'd rather know about how you live. What you would eat. What you would do to pass time. Just curious about your lifestyle.
What's up gay boys.
What are you up to today? I think I will get high and play some Rainbow 6. In fact, I KNOW that is what I will do.
>you will never be an anime girl
Basically no point in living to be quite honest senpaitachi
Went to the cafe there and had chicken curry with roast potatoes, it tasted fucking disgusting lads.
I did however take 4 chinese chicken drumsticks and a can of Lilt to go so it wasn't a total waste of a journey.
When is VM supposed to be increasing our speed? Before X-mas they said it would be done by the end of December...
I've trained my hair so it doesn't become greasy for a week, and when it does I just tie it up so nobody notices. I usually wash my hair every 2-3 weeks. My shampoo bill is pretty minimal.
>between April and June
What the fuck. It went from December to fucking June?
Don't hold your breath famalam. I had VM when they had Usain bolt working for them and said they were increasing everyones speeds. It never happened.
Also, FUCK MOOT for that Non-ASCII bullshit.
>people believe richard branson
>people think he's nice
>shit internet, phone, and tv company
>he makes money from dying children
He is the best image guy in the business world by a long way, people love him when he's a piece of jew shit.
Just showered today also. First time since before xmas. Motivation at and all time low and I might need to go get more pills soon.
Why not? Women do it all the time. I think you're just looking for an excuse not to wash.
Honestly, I pay 50 quid a month for the best Internet and a good TV package and we never have any trouble. I always get good service and my speed is often faster than what I pay for. I was paying the same for Sky at one point and it was absolutely fucking trash. I was on the phone to a paki every 2 days because of problems with it.
I don't know about Richard Branson, but the service is great.
How come our Undercover Boss is so shit compared to the American. In the American one it's all "You are amazing have all of this money, a house, a car, and a holiday. You are great"
Here it's "I can see you need a better PC at your desk so I got a new PC for your desk. You're welcome."
Weird, my experience was exactly the opposite, Virgin was an absolute shitstorm of a nightmare and Sky was always perfect. Got BT now, the internet is good but the channels are a bit lacking. I guess a lot of it is luck.
>package was meant to arrive yesterday
>still hasn't arrived today
Feels shit, lads
It's a very American show, I don't think it works very well in the UK.
I hope to God that I'm never on it as I'd be one of those lazy fucks teaching the new bloke how to avoid doing work.
Last time I was at a family wedding there was some drunk Scottish cunt who would not shut up about Lorne sausage. He latched onto me for the evening and followed me round interrupting my conversations with his shitty Lorne sausage story, over and over. He gave me a pouch of baccy when we went outside for a smoke so I suppose he was alright though.
>Huh, I call this ''ANOTHER ONE''
>Huh, I call this ''Don't EVER play yourself''
Do people Actually like Khaled or are people just ripping his shit constantly. The guy is a walking parody.
The best thing is, he actually thinks he's some sort of Deity giving Amazing spiritual advice.
Why do Rappers like Rick Ross and The Game be seen with this clown?
>so desperate for work I am now browsing gumtree for job offers
I know Ross used to be a correctional officer, but shit, he left that behind him.
As for The Game, I don't know if he's a real blood or not but I like him anyway. He keeps it real and he's pretty chill. Wayne on the other hand is a fucking clown who would shit his panties if a real crip got in his face.
Can anyone translate what these chimps are saying?
>look up this mr game on wikipedia
>His father was a Nutty Block Crip and his mother a Hoover Crippelette
Good afternoon everyone~
How are you doing today?
I can see myself having some kind of breakdown within the next few days, so there's that~
I am trying to push it to the back of my mind, so it's a question of how long I can ignore it.
Hope you all have a good day~
Anyone elses dog shit scared of anything insect with wings?
I've got a big black rotty who is often in my room on a night and sometimes I'll have the window open. Obviously, with the window open and the light on it attracts some bugs into my room which makes my rotty break down.
Not even kidding he goes into full blown panic attack mode over a tiny little bug.
I'm at work today was the so much fun better be ready for this a lot of the best way of thing is I that a new one for me I have no a good time with the new version is better to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home and I don't think that I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home and I don't you are a right knob and I would beat you up irl t. Bucks
Why would anyone want to meet other people from the internet unless it's a qt?
This is coming from a non-robot.
>angry anon tries to get int to attack tilde
>gets btfo himself
classic angry anon.
I met this guy from a 4chan skype chat, who studied at my university.
we just went to the pub, said memes at each other and went home. then he called me out with his normie m8s and we didn't say memes at each other but did go out drinking and dancing.
I mean, it's not bad if you get a normal lad who just wants to go for a drink, but it seems most people who want to attend those gatherings that they have are weird as fuck.
Little Sister back from uni, wants to meet up in town,
I know the first question she'll ask is why I'm not in a decent job or why don't I have a gf.
I used to be the cool big brother she came to for advice, now I'm just a fucking trash neet who lives in a benefits flat.
Where did it all go wrong lads?
If I was there I'd probably stick around with the people I've circled in yellow, they're the only normal looking people.
The guy I've circled in blue also looks kinda normal except he has a very serious case of manlet syndrome and I'd feel uncomfortable around him, his proportions are fucked up. I end up laughing after a few drinks
I could never do a 9-5 job. I enjoy the hours I do way too much.
>Probably stay in because tired
>maybe go out Saturday
>Recovering and doing nothing Sunday
>Back to work Monday
Nah, fuck that.
It's worse than that. Almost the entire week ends up being in a post week stupor of a struggle for physical and mental recovery.
And the mon-fri is just going home and collapsing.
Only the NEET can know peace from this feel.
I'm like a NEET with the amount of leisure time I get but I also have a job.
My shift is
3 days - 6 off
3 nights - 5 off
3 days & 3 nights - 5 off
I love it. Currently on day 3 of my 5 days off. Go back for 3 then have 6 off!
What do you do?
Original comment desu
Oh my God the regions are adooooorable.
So more of your little words.
I had to pick at least 1 male otherwise it would just be the girls and women frighten me when they're in packs.
The three guys in circled in red are now in prison for rape
The guy circled in blue killed himself 2 days after this picture was taken
I'd wipe you out like a fucking ant you greasy piece of shit. Coming in here talking shit just because you're hiding behind the computer, if this was real life you'd be coughing through your nose.
Never forget that when you post here there's always someone harder: me.
Just got a letter saying it could take 6 weeks to get my licence back because they have to ask my psychiatrist if there is any reason I shouldn't be able to drive.
I started working at the factory as an agency worker. Got friendly with some people including the guy that used to do my job. He was due to retire and told the company to make me a full time worker and train me up. I did 6 months of training and got the job.
Lucky I guess.
you are nothing to me but an insect, nay, a single celled amoeba. You are the lowest rung of the evolutionary ladder, you are pond slime, you are muck
I will dispatch you with such efficiency and power that your feet won't touch the ground, keep one eye over your shoulder because I'm fucking coming for you, kiddo.
Stay jealous mate.
Some days I have nothing at all, so I just talk shit with the lads and shitpost all day.
It's not bad at all.
>Read that two anons who haven't had a shower since Christmas took one
>Realise I'm in the same predicament and follow suit
>Don't feel any fresher
>No desire to get drunk or have a nice meal later either
Get motivated anon, have a big tidy up, maybe rearrange some stuff, it makes you feel a lot better, you can do it anon I believe in you
I'm 21, and nothing else I've ever seen has inspired me to get out the terminal stasis I call a life more than this video.
I do wish I'd seen it on a Monday though.
Depends on the retail I guess. Working at Poundland is pretty shitty, but my last job was at Jo Malone and I got paid well, it was fairly relaxed, and never got talked to like shit by customers.
Because being a housewife is the hardest job there is
Depends. Maybe he's living at home and not paying any rent. I used to stay up until all hours when I didn't have a job and my rents didn't like it. Now I have a job they let me do whatever the fuck I want.
Plus, if they are trying to sleep and this guy is talking and shouting during his stream, you can see where they are coming from if it's happening ALL the time.
He has a job AND gets a lot of viewers/subs. Chibi isn't the brightest crayon and has no interest in going back to education, he's not going to be getting a lot of high paying gigs. To try to stop him getting that sweet streaming money is moronic of the mother, though thankfully she's just helped grow his userbase with another classic 'cringy Chibi' moment.
Plus he enjoys the attention even though it's mostly negative. I really can't see how this is a bad thing.
>mfw my mum thinks looking after my little brother (normal lad, no disabilities or anything) is comparable to a full-time job
I'm not trying to be edgy. Muslims are taking over this country.
They come over here, get a house through benefits, barely any of them work, they pop out 3-4 kids for each wife, (And considering their religion says it's ok for a man to have multiple wives, that is a lot of shit skins) They will only interact with other Muslims and mainly live in Muslim only areas.
Look at what happened in Germany recently. If nothing changes in the next 5 years, that will soon be us. Mark my fucking words.
I thoroughly believing become a cunt is an evolutionary tactic that women employ in order to piss off young males into either killing their parents to inherent their land, or to find their own place allowing greater chances of reproductive success
Yeah in Taxis or Corner shops, with other Muslims. The taxi drivers in my area are probably 80% mussies and it's not even a strong Muslim area.
Do you ever see them working down the Asda or doing manual labour or anything like that? Very, very rarely, if ever.
Muslims are fucking disgusting. They follow a religion that says it's fine to rape children and women but if you use Mohammeds name in vain you must be killed. Also, to kill all non-believers.
Look at all the molestation and rape of those children that happened in Rotherham. Do you honestly think that the Muslims outside of that little 'ring' didn't know what was happening? Do you think those children's mothers and fathers didn't know.
Yeah, nice people.
>Look at what happened in Germany recently.
Top kek, Germany are in a much better state than England. Yes they had that paki incident just there but we've had Rotherham for YEARS.
does the job centre research how your interviews go?
or could you show up and call the interviewer a cunt, tell her in 5 years you see yourself as a corpse, piss yourself and walk out but keep getting JSA because you did attend?
or do people who stick on JSA on purpose have to throw their interviews with employers more subtly?
They don't look into it that much but calling the interviewer a cunt might get down to the centre. Just go in and act like a sperg. I just act like Derrik from that ricky gervais show.
Well, I suppose I could go buy some new vidya with bennies you so kindly fund my lifestyle with
>Always thought people who go to the chinky to buy chips are weird
>They gave me a free order of chips a few weeks ago
>Best chips I've ever tasted, order them every time now
M-Me too. When you get to our age you defiantly look back to when you were 18/20 and how naive you were. Friends come and go (mostly they go) and alot of things are not worth caring about.
Yeah I think so. This is a place where we let off steam or vent frustrations, or just have a chat. For some anons who don't have many people in their lives or opportunity to do so this is a big deal. But Angry Anon doesn't want that, and tries to bully people here. He's a fucking bellend. Same goes for the people spouting political racist garbage, they should stick to commenting on articles on The Sun.
Muslim kids go to Muslims schools and learn nothing but the Quran and anyone who even suggests they learn English will just be called a racist and ignored. They will never assimilate.
I haven't noticed the friends coming part so much, but yeah that sums it up pretty well. I also don't like staying up late any more, I used to be able to stay up to 3 or 4, now I am in bed by half 12.
The younger the Muslim is in the UK the more likely he is to have extremist views. The older ones are the ones more likely to have themselves left a country with Sharia law and therefore know how shit it is. Also they are more likely to have respect for the country as they were allowed in. Their children and children's children don't have that and instead, at best, have a fascination with fundamentalism and at worst have a fascination with terrorism.
Original "angry anon" here. been posting and lurking here for quite a while but once when I snapped i got labled "angry anon". but after that i saw others getting called like that too.
>shopping last week
>see burger van
>ask if he's got any pork for ZE LULZ
>''No, I don't sell that shit''
>says his meat is halal
>okay for him to sell processed chicken nuggets and kebab meat with god knows what in it as long as the animal was slowly bled out
>tfw factory induction
>mfw over half the other people actually failed to get at least 10/16 on a simple maths and english test
>mfw looks a lot more comfy than thorntons
Might not be too bad after all, not sure if better or worse than mcd's but I'll still go for the interview anyway
Poleaboo has been having some crazy good luck recently
What will happen to me if I go down to my local hospital and tell reception that I want to become an hero? Will they just section me? If so, will it actually help me in any way? I can't take it anymore lads, I've tried everything else. This is the only thing I have left.
not sure, can't remember. but i think some of you faggots bullied me >:(
this is not me
I'm sure it was me though. after i got called like that for the first time it took weeks until someone got called like that again and just then it became a meme as it is now.
>tries to be a cunt
>gets a non-threatening response
>"hurrrr that fucking Muslim selling chicken nuggets"
Please buy some chicken nuggets and shove em up your arse you infantile prick. I'm neutral on Muslims but I can spot a gigantic cunt a mile away
They won't section you. You'll stay a few days at the hospital and be let go. It will start the process of help but honestly, it's just easier to go to a gp, as that's what they will tell you to do after.
Im loving life in Britbongistan right now
I have a homeless guy living in the other room who tags along with me on trips to mcdonalds and poundland and lugs all my shit about
I claim my ESA NEETbux like a good disabled person and get called a fat cunt on the bus by school children
Life is good.
They won't have the time or empathy to help you at the hospital lad. Post it on Facebook and they'll call the police on you, the bobbies can section you when they arrive if they believe you.
No it's just all this racist shit stinks up the threads all the time. No one actually cares about Muslims. Especially when I've read one tosser on here complaining about them driving taxis or banding together in their own groups and not mingling with the natives, which is kind of ironic really seen as you won't even give them a chance if they tried. Fuck off.
I've never called people melts.
I'm just sick of you faggots treating this place like a hugbox to dump your feelings. As if we give a shit, y'know? We come here for good conversation and banter, not to hear some 18 year old cry about some asinine thing that happened.
just ordered a chinese, the chinese guy on the phone thought i was a guy called barry. i am not barry
Trying to figure out a composition for the other ideas of the corner shop and kebab shop.
anyone have eny thoughts or suggestions?
not on the buildings or anything, just the layout.
>all these Muzzies getting their titties in a twist because we don't like their barbaric religion
-the use of 3 buldings, is it too much, too wide?
should we just have to and get rid of the middle one.
-position of the characters.
-introduction of new characters
its just a mock up before I put hours of effort into it.
About 20 stone
Most of its due to living on a diet of coke for the last 18 years
and doing nothing with my lifegoing to the gym and telling myself i've been bulking and then I can pretend im a /fit/izen
ah okay, you the guy that always does the OP?
I like all 3, I'd go with poundland though, more pathetic than costcutter
the fucking Mr Paki's News has me in stitches
not sure about characters or anything I'm afraid
Thinking of inviting my mate to this party next week, only problem is that nobody there has spoke to him in 2 years, would you feel insulted to randomly be invited to a party out of the blue?
>mum normally comes home from work first
>in my room on the laptop
>hear someone come in the gate
>must be my mum
>Realise car isn't there
>must be my dad
>go downstairs to say hi to him
>house is empty
>look around outside the windows but don't see anyone
>realise my mum locked the latch lock on back door so it probably was my dad
>rather than knock the door so I could let him in he just wandered off
>mum pulls up
>dad appears and starts yelling at her about not being able to get in
>I've opened the door at this point
>dad storms off to the pub
For fucks sake now he's going to get shitfaced come back in rage mode smash the house up and try to murder everyone. Rather than just knocking the fucking door so I could let him in as soon as he saw the backdoor was double locked. It's as if he actively searches for things to inspire his drunken rage.
Unless I am mistaken it doesn't look like anyone has posted waifus yet ITT.
Looking good so far.
What's going on with the middle shops though? If you can't chose, go with Costcutter as it gives me nostalgia.
Have you ever included one of these posters in them?
>pakiboo in the kebab shop
I'm fucking dying here.
Lads, just back from my new job as a phone monkey, spaghetti has been kept to a minimum and the job seems ok. No targets, everyone's friendly and no one shouts at you because you're ringing businesses. MIght not be full time /comfy/ life for me anymore but doing this a couple of days a week looks better than pissing about with the JSA.
How has everyone else been? Any news on the OP image?
Alright. Haven't been on britfeel or 4chan for like 2 weeks actually, its was fucking terrible.
Any chance of a TV in the background. Really good to show current events. this is from classic britfeel program monkey dust
With regards to two or three shops, I like the look of three shops but at the moment the three shops is stretching it a bit as you can't see enough detail in the thumb nail due to the width. However OP thumbnails are bigger so I don't know if it would be an issue when it is used as OP image. On the new thread we need to test it out with 3 shops to see if it gives the right level of details from the thumbnail.
>When you get to our age you defiantly look back
Why is the "definitely" -> "defiantly" typo so common? Are people seriously using autocorrect for their 4chan posts? I assume it's autocorrect on "definatly".
yea someone else suggested to use that takeaway, unless you can find anything funnier.
yea its me...
middle shops just a stand in, haven't found the perfect shop yet.
this was in the first ever op image,and we used variations of it most of the year.
We don't have an op yet lad, its just a stand in for now till we come up with something new.
probably can, I defiantly want to make space for news and graffiti.
I hear you, yea could just try it first.
It's a market research company. They didn't ask for a CV or references, called them Wednesday and they got me in for an interview the same day. Now I've already done a couple of shifts. Easiest job I've ever had, doesn't pay great but it's more than bennies and less stress than forging that stupid log book.
lads, how strictly do you think the DWP applies the ESA support group requirement that:
>Engagement in social contact is always precluded due to difficulty relating to others or significant distress experienced by the individual.
if online socialization (which i actually can't do anymore outside anonymous boards) and family (that i known for years) are allowed, and it just refers to meeting new work colleagues and such then i'd say i qualified because i can't handle that, but i still technically socialize with my uncle, father etc sometimes (just going to visit family or whatever). plus it's possible but unlikely i can hold down online friendships but i don't know if that disqualifies me because, in work-related terms none of that helps.
i've also talked to a few random people acceptably when very drunk (i.e. limited to mild anxiety) but again that's useless when it comes to capacity to work. but if i did get accepted and did that again and was seen socializing drunk would i be accused of fraud?
this is a nightmare.
>Get first proper job and ask if I can borrow spare car that rarely gets used for a few weeks to see if I like the job that I need a car to get to
>Dad gives me a massive lecture about being a man and standing on my own two feet despite the fact he can't spell an I wrote a job application for him for a 60k job which he got
>Just asks me today if I can help him with some forms (his reading/writing is atrocious) and say 'I thought we were standing on our own two feet?'
Is this being a twat or what?
More than happy to help him but got kinda upset when he give me a lecture because I do want to stand on my own two feet I just didn't wanna get caught paying for a car if I hated the job
That's an idea actually. If three shops is too much could it be possible do 2 shops and a kebab van which would take up less space?
Thing is I've always helped him with stuff like that and never even thought anytihng of it.
Always done all the stuff that he can't no problem because I thought that's what families do, yet when I wanted to use something that had no effect on him he belittled me and made me feel like a cunt
>job interview next week
>my heart already feels like it's going to explode
It is more about the thread but in sporting terms; you support a team no matter what but it's better when they're playing in a nice looking kit.
can I get a wageslave job at a supermarket with no official work experience? I did one of them work experience days at school and helped out some odd times down at a charity shop (but not enough that they'd remember me if I asked for a reference). I do have good grades and references off teachers though.
Time to start looking for a new job lads.
Chad at work is being given everything he needs to get ahead while I'm being held back, can't let this go on or I'll become one of the bitter old people who've hardly progressed at all in 10 years time and he'll be my boss.
Works in something well paid that just requires lots of training and is an essential service.
I honestly felt bad. I think my dad is great but he did hurt me when he gave me that lecture because I got a great job after 7 months unemployed so thought he'd be proud and so it really made me mad.
He normally would argue but he just sorta looked like a sad puppy and went 'oh...okay then I'll ask your sister' (she doesn't live here)
Felt bad man.
Thanks lads, wasn't sure if I was being a cunt
Just go into one of the shitter shops like Home Bargains and ask everyday.
That's how I got my first job. Didn't even fill out an application form or provide references, just was told to turn up for four hours on a saturday an eventually it turned into about 24 whilst at college
>BBC news on
>interviewing women on Cologne about the rape spree on NYE
>young German lady 'we just need to continue welcoming all immigrants with trusting and open hearts and regard what happened as nothing more than individual incidents'
Can't wait until Islam takes over Europe and all these lefties get BTFO. I'll be laughing at them as I am beheaded.
>I'll be laughing at them as I am beheaded.
I dont have any experience with retail but I imagine that if you just asked for some low position like trolley dolly or shelf stacker then having no experience shouldn't be an issue.
If you were hoping to be a cashier or something then they might want the experience and everything.
God, it's not that fucking hard lads.
Just put some random fucking charities down on your CV and say you worked in a place that doesn't exist or has shut down so they can't ask.
Your parents are retarded though if they think that you have to start paid immediately.
Even two weeks in a charity shop is something.
Having said that you can literally walk into most retail jobs.
I think this is a regional thing.
Near me (stratfeel) it seems like every other shop or cafe/restaurant has a sign up looking for low level staff.
But if you live somewhere shite/with high unemployment it actually is as difficult as people make it seem, even for retail and similar.
Are you always this funny?
I dunno lad.
I live somewhere rural and shite with lots of youths and not many jobs and I spent two months in a charity shop hating my life and getting bossed about by old women who revelled in power.
Was worth it thought because it went straight onto my CV and I went into a shop every week and asked the manager and he eventually said 'yeah go on then' for four hours just to get me to fuck off and then I did well and ended upt urning down management offers cos I was going to uni
Poleaboo is a bit of an idiot with these things though because I've tried various times to help Poleaboo and encourage Poleaboo and even offer to buy him a pint and by 'walk into' I mean not have an ongoing sexual harrasment case and be able to actually speak to people to a minimum level.
This is the same Poleaboo that is too scared to ring somebody up and ask for a job delivering leaflets, yeah?
Well lads I hate my job as a lobbyist and I'm no good at it but they say it takes months to get to grips with it so haven't fired me yet
May as well hang on for as long as possible for the money before I get canned
That's me lad.
Sorry to be recognisable and blog tier I thought I was relatively infrequent.
They said 'see you on Monday' so I'm holding out.
kek. I'll make sure I keep that in my notes for the next MP meeting
>government funded waifus for NEETs
>Sorry to be recognisable and blog tier I thought I was relatively infrequent.
Because we're got a myriad of posters who're into lobbying?
no bully just funny how you think that'd not be a noticeable job
>Poleaboo is a bit of an idiot with these things though
Had 3 jobs and 6 months job seeking experience
>because I've tried various times to help Poleaboo and encourage Poleaboo and even offer to buy him a pint
Poleaboo thanks you for this
>This is the same Poleaboo that is too scared to ring somebody up and ask for a job delivering leaflets, yeah?
When desperate Poleaboo has gone into stores and handed in CVs to vacancies but they're ignored
>Tfw the more I read about these Cologne attacks the more I am realising it's all over for Europe
Well we had a good lads post WW2 to the 00s was a good time to be alive and European but this little piece of humanity that was carved out in a world of chaos is going to the dogs.
I guess Australia, Japan and North America are the only decent places left.