Daily Telegraph Housewife edition
>I use my Katana to slice up bibles and qurans, my blade is as sharp as my intellect
>this fucking yank
>Being 'good' and 'altruistic' does not work unless they're side effects of having faith in God. Goodness and altruism in themselves mean nothing. It's the faith which is what is meaningful and what matters.
Don't even know how to argue with this bizarre opinion
>No, you really honestly do. Being 'good' and 'altruistic' does not work unless they're side effects of having faith in God. Goodness and altruism in themselves mean nothing. It's the faith which is what is meaningful and what matters.
>And let's see those fedora images you lot are literally as bad as that american who faked the irish accent the other day. Was hoping this gimmick would have died when he got his hands on it and ran it into the ground irreparably.
>go to church
>all the moral qts
>they're already taken
>tfw no gf
why god why!?
>no god = different people can have different moralities = no morality at all.
false, laws and morality come from people and society, not from god. A society can regulate itself, by forming a government that creates laws that govern morality.
wish it was 5 years ago so i could express my frustration that there are people among you, whom until now i considered to be a reasonably intelligent crowd, who unironically believe in god, without having fedora images spammed at me
>trusting something with a physical presence over a metaphysical concept
>muh false analogy
morality are convenient sets of behaviours that allow for cohesive societal life.
Different societies have different sets of morality, because their lives demand different things from them, this is not governed by a supreme power to be honest, its just the consequence of humans being a social being not a isolationist being (like most animals).
Many social animals like ants, bees, apes and monkeys, dogs and even shoals of fish, have basic sets of rules and moralities that help them live in packs or colonies or shoals. Are these from the divine?
Posting from mummy's iPad
Here is proof it is me:
Wildly paki smelly welly poo poo by wildly I meant silly and by that I meant willy this iPad is a cunt of fuck desu haha signed bucks
>Morality is subjective to what makes me feel so I won't raise my girlfriend single to raise our child with help of the state and if you judge me you're being immoral by making me feel bad
>different people having different opinions about morality somehow makes morality subjective
>morality are convenient sets of behaviours that allow for cohesive societal life.
>tunafish are food which you can eat and put in sandwiches
>Different societies have different sets of morality
They've got different interpretations of morality. Not actually different moralities.
>Are these from the divine?
It can easily be reconciled:
>all life forms other than human are simply lesser forms of 'human'
>morality for humans is divine
>therefore 'morality' for 'humans' is 'divine'
QED get fucked wayne
>yank can't stop making food analogies
can't make this shit up
>muh different interpretation rather than inheently different
no the point is different rules apply for different societies, and often these are opposed.
>morality for humans is divine
>therefore morality for humans is divine
Ta but no ya
Cheers but no yeers
Ty but no y
Arigatou gozaimasu but no ya rigatoni
I am grateful but please no yatefuls
Lads I am more bored than an Irishman on the m50, someone make a funny post involving fa my are animals to entertain me
Meaning farmyard animals haha not sure how that happened
Do not like these iPads one bit especially this grammatical nonsense and choosing my words for me
Soon the Jews will be deciding your entire posts for you the fucking parasite kikes (parakikes)
And what is the mundane to a believer.
>people having different opinions
People can be wrong about their opinions you know.
Of what is good and bad. Doesn't mean them having different ideas about what is good and bad somehow modifies a potential objective good or bad.
I'm not actually claiming that an objective good or bad exists (although I would tend towards believing it does), I'm simply pointing out the logic in which one realises that thinking about a thing has no effect on that thing.
The idea that different people having different opinions about morality somehow equates to the premiss that morality is not objective but subjective is simply a case of object impermanence at the philosophical level.
Very interesting question on british culture. I never really gave it much thought on what makes british people so pants on head retarded.
I think it's due to the yank influence /brit/ has experienced over the past month.
>you will never be a woman
>you will never be so fucking stupid that when people want to take sexy pictures of you, and for you to doll yourself up and make neoteny-enhancing poses for them, you think they are just interested in your work and your soul
>you will never be so naive that you don't understand that a B- with a vagina is instantly boosted to an A+
>you will never be the equivalent of the one college athlete SO dumb that he doesn't even understand the system is rigged for him but actually thinks his essays were good
>you will never live life with that naivete and stupidity filtering into everything else, so life is like a dream of life and everything is happy all the time and everyone worships you and it all seems to make perfect sense
>you will never die with your head in an oven after writing 11 years worth of poems about makeup and expressing deep pathos that you just cannot possibly fit ALL the tall men's penises inside you
>you will never gleefully accept domination by and slavish deference to men as your natural station without feeling your pride weakened at all by it
>you will never be able to reconcile completely contradictory states and still feel like you held fast to the most difficult principles of both
>you will never be the soulless worthless quintessential trivial but nevertheless content and joyous husk that is a woman
If God is real why is Birmingham so shit?
>you're gonna get fedora quoted lad ant its gonna be epic, simply epic.
You posted this before and you're still pathetic
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well the truth is anyone who speaks english as a native language can post on 4chan and spout off whatever drivel is on their mind, whereas all the jfs who have actually bothered to learn english are as a consequence thoughful and intelligent which gives the illusion that anglos are thicker than everyone else in the world
>no the point is different rules apply for different societies, and often these are opposed.
Different rules apply for different societies - different people have different interpretations of morality
That they sometimes clash literally has no relevance to the question at hand.
You've failed to make a point.
no that's called an ignorant/misinformed opinion
>i don't think climate change is real
>that's because you're an idiot
you can present your opinion as fact though, then you'd be wrong
>well the truth is anyone who speaks english as a native language can post on 4chan and spout off whatever drivel is on their mind, whereas all the jfs who have actually bothered to learn english are as a consequence thoughful and intelligent which gives the illusion that anglos are thicker than everyone else in the world
Speaking as a woman I do not know any of these things
I bet you've never been close to a girl n think you know all about them from observing from afar like an autistic Sherlock Holmes
Armchair male that's what you are
And young master frodo here
>le funny accent strange body language unkempt man who talks about big topics but doesn't really say much about them
>any better than browsing facebook
Been having sex 2-3 times a day since we got to this house lads
In the middle of nowhere. There's literally nothing else to do. I think I finally understand why working class and poortherners have so many kids
The person who created the picture was naïve enough to believe that zizek is anything other than cumstain in textual form.
It should follow that the idea in general of a person going on an internet forum with a self perception of learnedness though with an actuality of sloth and dullness is itself a naïve concept which is only thought up by naïve people.
Dunning-Kruger hitting hard where it can actually be applied.
Sorry m'lad not related to your post just felt a need.
Australians positively BTFO
Was just walking through Birmingham city centre and I always look through coffee shop windows to see what people are browsing on their laptops
Just caught some bloke on 4chan, think it was /pol/
Top bloody kek tbqh
>pound land have stopped stocking e-liquid
>no money until money
Just done a pray to the big dangling Jesus that we can all meet up when the muzzles kill us all and have the last ever Brit meet up in heaven
Can't work out how to reply to multiple people on this fucking pink piece of cunt, cornetto chap: going to do a tesco in a minute hold tight farm
Swede: I do not own a willy to rub
Bit nervous about taking a picture what if the so called Islamic state invades and sees pictures of Jesus and that they'll blow their gaskets
>Following its first full review of alcohol guidelines since 1995, the government now says men and women who drink regularly should consume no more than 14 units a week - equivalent to six pints of beer or seven glasses of wine.
I drink at least 10 units a day lmao
>other countries gain independence
>"good on you! You deserve it. It's your right"
>Britain wants to leave the EU
>"Woah, now. You're too weak for that. You don't want to be all alone do you?"
>run out of butter
>housemate says they have some
>go in their fridge
meesa voting yes too not a fan of Europe I think it is for pakis
I have no idea how I feel so good to be able to do that to you but I can't believe I have no idea how I feel so good at all and I love it so much better if now than it was the best only first time in I love you it would mean the world to see her in a row of my the a team to that song and I the one best of all time low of key players in the first morning of a the first place half the people stuff time I see try and it will not take the lead time to get be in my head and hurts so much bad I for the rest next first round in a circles in my a game that in the world to her in my a in the morning world is a full not
just matched with this absolute slag on tinder lmfao
>Yasmine Petty is a transgender American model
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>there were people dumb enough to believe this.
Yeah all those massive British industries are gonna be fine with not getting a steady flow of fresh cheap labour anymore aren't they.
I thought it was funny that feminists and SJWs defend Muslims and want them in the country.
What I never thought would happen is that they would get raped by them, and feminists either ignore it, blame the victims or deflect the argument to white men. It's hilarious.
A literal rape culture and feminists have nothing to say about it.
rape culture? More like #refugeeculture
Mfw nobody in britfeel will EVER have sex or have friends or have a job or smell good or be attractive or have their parents love them or have anyone love them or be respected by other shrimps on 4chan or enjoy their lives or touch a girl or feel safe in public or own a home or have realistic goals or do anything worthwhile or create anything impressive or change the world in any way or see a lady's genitals
The face is a smiling man
you know it to be true. britfeel threads are fucking shite. /brit/ might be normie central but it's better than the britfeel pity party constantly trying to out-suffer each other, claiming that anything beyond sitting at your PC like a vegetable means you're a filthy normie. don't get me started on the trips
>be in bar in NYC with m8 during our 6 month american tour
>two 7/10s start talking to us
>we go back to our motel rooms and bang em
>they demand cash
cheaper than a tinder date i guess
>tfw knowing i will never be able to pull anyone i'm actually attracted to
Yeah it was fine for drinks but I got to talking about -lewd- things (like holding hands) and she told me the furthest she got with a bloke was kissing (and that she wouldn't root them). She told me she was into the whole chicks-looking-like-guys meme so it looks like I'm reseting tinder haha
SJWs only care about the narrative which is that white men are the source of all evil.
Anything that contradicts this narrative is either outright ignored or heavily distorted so it can fit into the narrative. Probably stems from a poor relationship with the father.
haven't joined tinder yet in case it confirms that I'm completely unnattractive to women KEK
Girl here. Been talking to a lad online for a couple of weeks now. We haven't done anything sexually but we've spoken on Skype and I'm going to meet him next week. He's going to expect at least a kiss but I've never kissed anyone before and I'm a bit nervous.
Any of you lads in the Manchester area willing to meet me and teach me how to snog?
It's midnight and I'm home alone, super tempted to go have a wank outside
does spunk do anything to grass?
Yanks in general are obnoxious
>american humour is literally just cutaways where you say what you were just saying more emotively
>so these are nice cookies
>NICE COOKIES - sung in a pseudo gospel tone
>and i'm really excited to get bakin
>'CUZ I LOVES ME SUM BAKIN' - said in a pseudo southern pseudo ebonics voice
bit weird that innit
bit of banter though. i've decided i'm hopping back on the tinder bus within the next week or two. gonna be ALOT of banter
and caitlin stasey is hot but mentally ill hahaha
Been learning a bit of Nigerian lads:
Gugu = Google
Ass na = Arsenal
Pay pa = Paper
Con sign = Concern
Eggs bugs tree sisty = Xbox 360
Magdonnas = Mcdonalds
Save Johnny = Safe journey
Hoda shy knees = Order Chinese
Api betday = Happy birthday
Ozzband = Husband
yer will do
might include some sneaky pics and matches (maybe). i'm not the most attractive lad in the world though so i'll suss it out and if i'm just drawing pigs then i'll quit it.
*poos all down your arm*
I love it when people are just so much fun to play with the same thing time I try and not a fan of since I was got the same thing to me I have a nice person but the best thing of my friends are so cute many of them in and out of my the best of the day before I get a follow back on my way home and I don't think that I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home and I don't think it's funny because the first place I have no clue who I was a great day for me to be a good day to for a few years back on my way home and I don't have the right way too long and the first place I can be a good day to be a good day for me to be a good day to be a good time to get a new one is a great day way to go out to the gym today and tomorrow it is not the same thing to say I have a great way for a few weeks and the first place I have no clue who I want you back in my head and the other day hand in the world is not the same as I am a so we have the right way thing is a I don't think I have to be the first half of the day before I get my money and I love the fact is the most
he does it every day, cunt's fully of shit
he has this gay little gimmick where he ends every sentence with ~
he contributes nothing to the thread, Tripfags and avatarfags
he's also 17
got no sympathy for the cunt
Ronaldo is a fucking GOD. I would let him vibrate on my dick. Anytime, anywhere. Not even gay. But admit it straightbiros, if Ronaldo comes in your house with a thong on and asks to fuck, you suck his cock. Again, not gay.
that's all the more reason not to fuck with him. yeah he shouldn't even be on 4chan but if he's vulnerable just leave him the fuck alone. if you don't like him just filter him. grow up.
>talk about jews
>get thrown in jail
>let women get raped
>if you talk about it
She's pretty funny though if your mind hasn't been polluted yet by anti-Cara propagandists.
>mfw she still looks better on an unflattering picture than you
Why you leaving, family? Feel the need to surround yourself in an echo chamber of "people" who have absolutely 0 desire to better themself and completely complacent in being content with their "life"?
ik ken jullie niet grappig zijn
>when you could have got through the lights but the dozy prick in front of you stops on yellow
At least she's ''nice'' for a 27 year old
that was the joke
i don't have the flag botnet so this means nothing to me
>being this new
I like /brit/, i realy do, but its lost its essence and its charm
all these new people have really decapitated its potential
>I have pride (something reserved for achievements and such) about the artificial geographical confines referred to as a nation that I was born in
HOLY SHIT THIS GIRL ACRUALLY LIKES JORDAAN MASON
SUPER LIKE DESU
Singing hymns to myself haha I'm just a just just just so much for the me and I have a good one for you guys are hello my friend to be able the first banister the gerund to joke around with my family and friends are the best way to go back to sleep in my room is so cute when he was the only thing I would have to do with a rolling pin down to the gym and then you can do it against the wall of a sudden you know what you want to see my cunny is a very long time to go t. Bucks
nah its got even worse. All these youngfags, new personalities like thailad. mindless spamming of gimmicks and memes without anything interesting or meaningful.
it's a shame, but there is no fighting aganst the tide.