/brit/

cara?

hope your early thread gets jannied

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moz

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>the entirety of last thread

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>I drink my tea with honey

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crayon pop

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cara

Jesus believed in hell which makes an evil person

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>>53268677
cara

I want the fedora meme to end to be honest. It's stifling all discussion on /brit/ besides gimmickposting.

It also wastes thread replies and adds literally nothing of value to the thread.

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>I use my Katana to slice up bibles and qurans, my blade is as sharp as my intellect

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morality is subjective

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>>53268744

>>53268745
I'd also like avatarfags to go.

some gimmicks are funny and entertaining, but posting the same old pictures of te same old things without any innovation is literal shitposting.

@53268745
>baiting fedoras

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>>53268729
>this fucking yank
>Being 'good' and 'altruistic' does not work unless they're side effects of having faith in God. Goodness and altruism in themselves mean nothing. It's the faith which is what is meaningful and what matters.

Don't even know how to argue with this bizarre opinion

>>53268726
jesus never said anything about hell

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>No, you really honestly do. Being 'good' and 'altruistic' does not work unless they're side effects of having faith in God. Goodness and altruism in themselves mean nothing. It's the faith which is what is meaningful and what matters.

>And let's see those fedora images you lot are literally as bad as that american who faked the irish accent the other day. Was hoping this gimmick would have died when he got his hands on it and ran it into the ground irreparably.

>>53268744
good post

>>53268745
bad post

>>53268779
>implying I care if they quote my post and post a fedora

They're the imbeciles, and they know I'm calling them out on how fucking stupid they are.

might do a poo

>>53268796
I always wonder what the chain on his wrist-fedora is attached to when I see this image.

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>>53268762

@53268811
>more baiting

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This is how I feel right now

faith is the enemy of reason

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>go to church
>all the moral qts
>they're already taken
>tfw no gf

why god why!?

>>53268841
>no god = different people can have different moralities = no morality at all.

false, laws and morality come from people and society, not from god. A society can regulate itself, by forming a government that creates laws that govern morality.

>>53268860
Faith is the parent of reason you spastic.

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>>53268877
>trusting the state over god

Grandpa is snoring in the other room

Fml lads

>>53268877

This

Moral relativism is self evident

>>53268877
>laws and morality come from people and society, not from god
>tuna comes from processing factories and metal tins, not fish

Attention everyone
I am bucks
Hello

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>morals objectively exist

>>53268946
Bullshit, bucks doesn't use capitals

>>53268923
b8

>>53268860
If you did not have faith in a coherent logic that governs the material world you wouldn't even do science at all

>>53268877
sorry, I meant *no objective/real morality

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Does this look like Kim Jong Un?

I wore a fedora before it was cool

wish it was 5 years ago so i could express my frustration that there are people among you, whom until now i considered to be a reasonably intelligent crowd, who unironically believe in god, without having fedora images spammed at me

>>53268909
>trusting something with a physical presence over a metaphysical concept
>>53268923
>muh false analogy
morality are convenient sets of behaviours that allow for cohesive societal life.

Different societies have different sets of morality, because their lives demand different things from them, this is not governed by a supreme power to be honest, its just the consequence of humans being a social being not a isolationist being (like most animals).

Many social animals like ants, bees, apes and monkeys, dogs and even shoals of fish, have basic sets of rules and moralities that help them live in packs or colonies or shoals. Are these from the divine?

>>53268955
Posting from mummy's iPad
Here is proof it is me:
Wildly paki smelly welly poo poo by wildly I meant silly and by that I meant willy this iPad is a cunt of fuck desu haha signed bucks

you are mum

>>53268923
Tuna IS part of a fish.
Laws and morality ARE parts of a society

>Morality is subjective to what makes me feel so I won't raise my girlfriend single to raise our child with help of the state and if you judge me you're being immoral by making me feel bad

>>53269038
>Tuna IS part of a fish.
fuck off

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>>53268953
>different people having different opinions about morality somehow makes morality subjective

All religion should be eradicated

>>53269077
there is no earthly consequences for what we consider immoral.

Kim Jong Un causes his 23 million people to suffer, but he will probably live an entire life of luxury.

>>53269106
grow up

>>53269033
Insufficient proof, post bum

>>53269121
>there is no earthly consequences for what we consider immoral.
>implying he won't be brutally assassinated by his own people within the next ten years

Going back to uni today lads waheyy

>>53269031
>morality are convenient sets of behaviours that allow for cohesive societal life.
>tunafish are food which you can eat and put in sandwiches

>Different societies have different sets of morality
They've got different interpretations of morality. Not actually different moralities.

>Are these from the divine?
It can easily be reconciled:
>all life forms other than human are simply lesser forms of 'human'
>morality for humans is divine
>therefore 'morality' for 'humans' is 'divine'
QED get fucked wayne

>>53269153
Well in any case, his grandfather and father got away with it in sheer luxury.

>>53269077
Yeah, that is correct you dumb fucking yank
Go spam fedora pictures on /r/atheism because you have no actual defense when people question christianity

>>53269077
>people having different opinions
ie subjectivity

>>53269038
4chan (IS where I currently am)

>>53269167
Just learnt I'm a tuna lads

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>>53269167
>yank can't stop making food analogies
can't make this shit up

>mfw comments section on every BBC article is PAKIS GET OUT REEEE

>>53269167

Different interpretations how exactly? Of what?

who /tuna/ here

>engaging this retard yank in his roundabout arguments

>>53269221
This is why they never, EVER open up articles on serious world affairs for comment. It's always fluff.

considering a wank

>>53269198
You're actually sitting in your bedroom in the USA surrounded by piss bottles, you utter cretin.

>>53269167

>tunafish

Alright lads just had a cracking burger. I really do love beefmammal

Why is every poster from this country pants on head retarded

>>53269167
>muh fallacy

>muh different interpretation rather than inheently different
no the point is different rules apply for different societies, and often these are opposed.

>morality for humans is divine
>therefore morality for humans is divine
well argued.

>>53269269
>pants on head retarded

FOY

>>53269269
>Why is every poster from this country pants on head retarded
>Why is every poster pants on head retarded

Ta but no ya
Cheers but no yeers
Ty but no y
Arigatou gozaimasu but no ya rigatoni
I am grateful but please no yatefuls
Lads I am more bored than an Irishman on the m50, someone make a funny post involving fa my are animals to entertain me

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>you, sir, are pants on head retarded!

>>53269287
Trousers on 'ead mental

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>>>53269261

>I wank with lube

>>53269334
Good lad

>>53269334
That's quite funny but you're still a yank so I must tell you to fuck off

>>53269292
Meaning farmyard animals haha not sure how that happened
Do not like these iPads one bit especially this grammatical nonsense and choosing my words for me
Soon the Jews will be deciding your entire posts for you the fucking parasite kikes (parakikes)

spoke to 2 recruitment agents today already

>>53269334
i laughed

>>53269121
And what is the mundane to a believer.

>>53269178
>people having different opinions
>ie subjectivity
People can be wrong about their opinions you know.

>>53269236
Of what is good and bad. Doesn't mean them having different ideas about what is good and bad somehow modifies a potential objective good or bad.

I'm not actually claiming that an objective good or bad exists (although I would tend towards believing it does), I'm simply pointing out the logic in which one realises that thinking about a thing has no effect on that thing.

The idea that different people having different opinions about morality somehow equates to the premiss that morality is not objective but subjective is simply a case of object impermanence at the philosophical level.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_permanence

>>53269341
Will 2016 be the year you move to the UK m8?

>>53269269
Very interesting question on british culture. I never really gave it much thought on what makes british people so pants on head retarded.

I think it's due to the yank influence /brit/ has experienced over the past month.

>>53269334

Should be spastic t bh but fair effort

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>>53269365

>I don't trust dem bloody yanks

Religion is mind control software

when you believe something your ability to believe the opposite is gone, therefore shutting down part of your mind

>>53269374
>People can be wrong about their opinions

>>53269389
I was talking about yank posters not brit posters but okay

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>you will never be a woman
>you will never be so fucking stupid that when people want to take sexy pictures of you, and for you to doll yourself up and make neoteny-enhancing poses for them, you think they are just interested in your work and your soul
>you will never be so naive that you don't understand that a B- with a vagina is instantly boosted to an A+
>you will never be the equivalent of the one college athlete SO dumb that he doesn't even understand the system is rigged for him but actually thinks his essays were good
>you will never live life with that naivete and stupidity filtering into everything else, so life is like a dream of life and everything is happy all the time and everyone worships you and it all seems to make perfect sense
>you will never die with your head in an oven after writing 11 years worth of poems about makeup and expressing deep pathos that you just cannot possibly fit ALL the tall men's penises inside you
>you will never gleefully accept domination by and slavish deference to men as your natural station without feeling your pride weakened at all by it
>you will never be able to reconcile completely contradictory states and still feel like you held fast to the most difficult principles of both
>you will never be the soulless worthless quintessential trivial but nevertheless content and joyous husk that is a woman

Atheistism is mind control software

when you believe something your ability to believe the opposite is gone, therefore shutting down part of your mind

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If God is real why is Birmingham so shit?

>>53269407
you're gonna get fedora quoted lad ant its gonna be epic, simply epic.

still blown away by the popularity of fedora posting, thought it would last a week but it just keeps going

>>53269365
Spoke to zero and got an interview haha

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>you're gonna get fedora quoted lad ant its gonna be epic, simply epic.

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>>53269450
You posted this before and you're still pathetic

>>53269429
oh ok

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>god exists

>>53269416
you can have the opinion that climate change isn't real but you'd still be wrong tbf

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Rate my tsuuu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09TLVajsWPf

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>>53269482
>those fingers

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>>53269496

>God is dead

>>53269482

>posts anime
>calls people pathetic

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53269269
>>53269389

well the truth is anyone who speaks english as a native language can post on 4chan and spout off whatever drivel is on their mind, whereas all the jfs who have actually bothered to learn english are as a consequence thoughful and intelligent which gives the illusion that anglos are thicker than everyone else in the world

>>53269498
>he actually believes climate change is real

Haven't had a (You) for a while, I'm gagging here

>>53269282
>no the point is different rules apply for different societies, and often these are opposed.
And?

Different rules apply for different societies - different people have different interpretations of morality

That they sometimes clash literally has no relevance to the question at hand.

You've failed to make a point.

>>53269498
no that's called an ignorant/misinformed opinion
>i don't think climate change is real
>that's because you're an idiot
you can present your opinion as fact though, then you'd be wrong

>well the truth is anyone who speaks english as a native language can post on 4chan and spout off whatever drivel is on their mind, whereas all the jfs who have actually bothered to learn english are as a consequence thoughful and intelligent which gives the illusion that anglos are thicker than everyone else in the world

>>53269498
clever post

>>53269450
Speaking as a woman I do not know any of these things
I bet you've never been close to a girl n think you know all about them from observing from afar like an autistic Sherlock Holmes
Armchair male that's what you are
Damaged
Cracked
And young master frodo here
He's cracking

>>53269578
That's all implied already man you are autistic.

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yanks itt

very sad about my life

Why is the flag script not working?

>>53269676
don't be please

>>53269676
don't be

>>53269691
Dunno desu it wasn't showing up this morning
Who are you

>>53269668
>zizek
>thoughful
Reddit can leave.

>>53269668
You aren't a Brit.

If you are a Brit in Australia, fuck off. You are the problem here.

>>53269676
don't be la

u r a warrior

>>53269676
do not

>>53269676

You can't change the past and you can make the future wonderful.

>>53269715
it's you

>>53269712
East Sussex what about you?

>>53269692
>>53269701
>>53269722
>>53269728
>>53269735
that was really sweet of you lot, wasn't expecting that 2bh

>>53269676
U r gay lol

irish qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTqlO8DskI

>>53269753
Oh was it me then?

>>53269763
>>53269771
bantre

>>53269756
Ha ha sex
I am bucks

What does neg deg mean?

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>>53269668
>Zizek

>le funny accent strange body language unkempt man who talks about big topics but doesn't really say much about them
>any better than browsing facebook

>>53269812
Huehuehue

I just left a comment on his scripts issue page anyway

>>53269504
not bad lad

hows mine?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fl1ozru5wq

>>53269837
means it's cold

-5 c and constant snow showers for days desu, was a car crash just outside the office a couple hours ago

Been having sex 2-3 times a day since we got to this house lads

In the middle of nowhere. There's literally nothing else to do. I think I finally understand why working class and poortherners have so many kids

what if there is more to life than /brit/?

having an involvement

>>53269720
this.
new holland stronk

Watching Making a Murderer

Mad

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>what if there is more to life than /brit/?

Literally sitting in an empty church right now lads
What should I do

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Having a look

god isn't real

Someone remind me I need to buy some tickets at 1pm please haha

>>53270060
do an arson

>>53270060
Pray for us

>>53270060
contemplate the meaning of existence and the subjective nature of morality
then go and get me a cornetto

>>53270060
rub your willy against everything

>>53270098
It is a bit drafty tbf

>>53269720
All I did was make a good post, no need to get so violently autistic and start foaming at the mouth.

>>53269990
irrelevant

>>53270060
think about tuna

Just got home
Raining outside
Cold

What do?

>>53270060
pic

>>53270165

listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5C8AC6V2KQ

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>>53269887
The person who created the picture was naïve enough to believe that zizek is anything other than cumstain in textual form.

It should follow that the idea in general of a person going on an internet forum with a self perception of learnedness though with an actuality of sloth and dullness is itself a naïve concept which is only thought up by naïve people.

Dunning-Kruger hitting hard where it can actually be applied.

Sorry m'lad not related to your post just felt a need.


Australians positively BTFO

BIG
INDIAN
POPULATION

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_states_and_union_territories_of_India_by_population

>>53270227
me on the right pretending i'm doing somthing

>>53270233
is this what a yank pretending to be smart sounds like?

Was just walking through Birmingham city centre and I always look through coffee shop windows to see what people are browsing on their laptops
Just caught some bloke on 4chan, think it was /pol/
Top bloody kek tbqh

>>53270205
I like it so far man
Really nice jam

>>53270305
mental

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>pound land have stopped stocking e-liquid
>no money until money
send help

>>53270099
Just done a pray to the big dangling Jesus that we can all meet up when the muzzles kill us all and have the last ever Brit meet up in heaven

Can't work out how to reply to multiple people on this fucking pink piece of cunt, cornetto chap: going to do a tesco in a minute hold tight farm

Swede: I do not own a willy to rub

Bit nervous about taking a picture what if the so called Islamic state invades and sees pictures of Jesus and that they'll blow their gaskets

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>>53270298
Enough.

>>53270305
You should have gone in and started making fun of him, he would probably have pissed himself.

>>53270305
Literally nothing wrong with using 4chan
only reason i wouldnt is in case of nsfw content popping up

>Following its first full review of alcohol guidelines since 1995, the government now says men and women who drink regularly should consume no more than 14 units a week - equivalent to six pints of beer or seven glasses of wine.

I drink at least 10 units a day lmao

>>53270305
You realise there are a fucktonne of forums which have the 2ch design though.

>>53270325
>no money until money

>>53270298
>American """""intellectuals"""""

making a murderer is depressing af lmao

>>53269966
sounds like you and your dad are having a nice holiday

>other countries gain independence
>"good on you! You deserve it. It's your right"

>Britain wants to leave the EU
>"Woah, now. You're too weak for that. You don't want to be all alone do you?"

>>53270398
Italian (manlets)

Best decade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB57CuT4smM

>>53270468
>American """"""""""banter"""""

Want to clarify that I didn't actually do a pray, bit iffy on lying in the presence of g-d

vape

feminism should be about liberation, if men wish to support the liberation we must realise that we still subjugate women in society

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>run out of butter
>housemate says they have some
>go in their fridge
>margerine

>>53270464
I'm voting yes this year no matter what.

>>53270519
hahaha did u ree ree ree little frog hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4CressilIo

>>53270492
>Italian """"""stature""""""

>>53270517
As long as you make me happy you could do that to me x

>run out of banter
>American says they have some
>go to their general
>memegerine

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>tfw considerably richer than yaow

>>53270547
hahahaha literally the memest human on earth

>>53270529
Well done Rasheed, more Nigerian and Pakistani commonwealth immigrants are what Britain needs.

shopping list:

xanax
klonopin
temazepam
hydrocodone

meesa voting yes too not a fan of Europe I think it is for pakis
I have no idea how I feel so good to be able to do that to you but I can't believe I have no idea how I feel so good at all and I love it so much better if now than it was the best only first time in I love you it would mean the world to see her in a row of my the a team to that song and I the one best of all time low of key players in the first morning of a the first place half the people stuff time I see try and it will not take the lead time to get be in my head and hurts so much bad I for the rest next first round in a circles in my a game that in the world to her in my a in the morning world is a full not

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just matched with this absolute slag on tinder lmfao

>>53270560
I'm actually not Italian. Try again Yank.

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>mfw britfeel is moving faster then /brit/

£75k left on the mortgage lads. 50% done.

>>53270606
Shopping list:

Cookie Crisp
Milk
Cheese
Tampax
Super Noodles

>>53270603
You seriously can't tell that Farage just says this to appear non-racist for the BBC.
When we leave the eu and vote UKIP, farage is closing the borders

>>53270542
[ribbits intensify]

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>shopping list:

>xanax
>klonopin
>temazepam
>hydrocodone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7JwcDeXqi8

>>53270624
now THAT is a slag

corrr fucking give that a go

>>53270631
more than half of britfeel is roleplaying anglophile yanks

>>53270547
beeuty and thppPPpPperinety

>>53270629
I know you aren't la. That's the point since you keep insisting I'm a yank.

>run out of milk
>Tesco says they have some
>go in their shop
>UHT

>>53270624
fake tits are the worst

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>>53270624
>google her
>Yasmine Petty is a transgender American model

top kek

>>53270677
[citation needed]

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>>53270710
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53270648
>there were people dumb enough to believe this.
Yeah all those massive British industries are gonna be fine with not getting a steady flow of fresh cheap labour anymore aren't they.

>>53270624
you matched with a literal prostitute you idiot

>visitting paris
>world traveler based in NYC
come on pham be clever.

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>>53270710

I thought it was funny that feminists and SJWs defend Muslims and want them in the country.
What I never thought would happen is that they would get raped by them, and feminists either ignore it, blame the victims or deflect the argument to white men. It's hilarious.
A literal rape culture and feminists have nothing to say about it.

rape culture? More like #refugeeculture

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>>53270710

Just got drinks with Priscilla lads

She's fairly lesbian

Mfw nobody in britfeel will EVER have sex or have friends or have a job or smell good or be attractive or have their parents love them or have anyone love them or be respected by other shrimps on 4chan or enjoy their lives or touch a girl or feel safe in public or own a home or have realistic goals or do anything worthwhile or create anything impressive or change the world in any way or see a lady's genitals
The face is a smiling man

>>53270087
cheers for the reminder lads

>>53270710
I knew a female CEO was too good to be true

>>53270766
>implying
full of normies in denial
absolutely sickening

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>>53270710
bants

>>53270759
how'd it go la

i remember you saying pris was your last shot on tinder

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>>53270728

>>53270721
you know it to be true. britfeel threads are fucking shite. /brit/ might be normie central but it's better than the britfeel pity party constantly trying to out-suffer each other, claiming that anything beyond sitting at your PC like a vegetable means you're a filthy normie. don't get me started on the trips

>be in bar in NYC with m8 during our 6 month american tour
>two 7/10s start talking to us
>we go back to our motel rooms and bang em
>they demand cash
>$100
>er... ok

cheaper than a tinder date i guess

>>53270737
>2016
>'British industries'

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>tfw knowing i will never be able to pull anyone i'm actually attracted to

>>53270836
wasteman

>>53270808
Yeah it was fine for drinks but I got to talking about -lewd- things (like holding hands) and she told me the furthest she got with a bloke was kissing (and that she wouldn't root them). She told me she was into the whole chicks-looking-like-guys meme so it looks like I'm reseting tinder haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atf9WJogqkc

>>53270787
>CEO
>cock immaculately occluded

>>53270836
#vagcucked

>>53270836
why

>>53270748

SJWs only care about the narrative which is that white men are the source of all evil.

Anything that contradicts this narrative is either outright ignored or heavily distorted so it can fit into the narrative. Probably stems from a poor relationship with the father.

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haven't joined tinder yet in case it confirms that I'm completely unnattractive to women KEK

>>53270902
>e
>immaculately

>Bruce """"""""""""iducation"""""""""""""""

Girl here. Been talking to a lad online for a couple of weeks now. We haven't done anything sexually but we've spoken on Skype and I'm going to meet him next week. He's going to expect at least a kiss but I've never kissed anyone before and I'm a bit nervous.

Any of you lads in the Manchester area willing to meet me and teach me how to snog?

>>53270932

they were prozzies...

>>53270922

more like walletcucked

>>53270942
its all about how you take your pictures lid

>>53270942
You'll be attractive to me anon x

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Post 'enders memes.

>>53270964
detective

Woke up with a hangover and theres no Kinder Buenos.
Just end me lads haha x

>>53270974
how am i supposed to take my pictures?
>>53270977
hahahah that's no bloody good though is it hahaha

>>53270969
they should have told you before hand

are american women the most obnoxious in the world?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0

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It's midnight and I'm home alone, super tempted to go have a wank outside
does spunk do anything to grass?

>>53270964
Hmmmmmmm.

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Did a snap

>>53271033

jewtube attention le quirky manic pixie nerd girl american girls are, yes.

>>53271022
We could baby x
>>53271033
Americans in general

>>53270737
What industries? Were all about services

>>53271058

>tfw i had a wank in a museum toilet

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>>53271033
absolutely horrendous
Yanks in general are obnoxious

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Legsies!

>>53270808
>>53270885
Fun fact though she matched with Caitlin stasey on tinder in the US

>>53270873
The UK's percentage of GDP per year generated by manufacturing is higher than the US.

>>53271033
>american humour is literally just cutaways where you say what you were just saying more emotively

>so these are nice cookies
>NICE COOKIES - sung in a pseudo gospel tone
>and i'm really excited to get bakin
>'CUZ I LOVES ME SUM BAKIN' - said in a pseudo southern pseudo ebonics voice

>>53271033

What a horrible specimen. Hope someone recognises her and gives her a good hiding.

Maisie

>>53270885
bit weird that innit

bit of banter though. i've decided i'm hopping back on the tinder bus within the next week or two. gonna be ALOT of banter

and caitlin stasey is hot but mentally ill hahaha

>>53271122
Isnt that aerospace and cars? Not exactly jobs fit for immigrants

>>53271188
Ahaha yeah for sure what dickhead uploads pics of their box on the internet for feminism haha

Yeah oi but keep us updated on your tinderpades lad

>>53271122
not sure about that, but it's definitely lower than any other major Euro country

>>53271033
god almighty shut the fuck up

Been learning a bit of Nigerian lads:

Gugu = Google
Ass na = Arsenal
Pay pa = Paper
Con sign = Concern
Eggs bugs tree sisty = Xbox 360
Magdonnas = Mcdonalds
Save Johnny = Safe journey
Hoda shy knees = Order Chinese
Api betday = Happy birthday
Ozzband = Husband
Bhebhi= Baby

Give me a fucking (you)

>>53271242
yer will do

might include some sneaky pics and matches (maybe). i'm not the most attractive lad in the world though so i'll suss it out and if i'm just drawing pigs then i'll quit it.

>>53271122
You really shouldn't try reasoning with this people. You're just wasting time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tMxoSLWUfk

>>53271330
Nah lad if you're rhetoric is a reflection on your countenance I am more than sure that you will fucking obliterate boxes

>>53271338
Stop spamming shit videos you pleb

>>53271319

*undoing my nappy* give me a (you) or I will do a poo

>>53271362
thank you, very nice of you to say :)

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Haha, cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1z1tEDxR2I

>>53271380
please don't do a poo

>>53271319
BANG *slams one big (you) on the counter*
That'll be two pounds fifty mate.

>>53271338
Is the mat there because they expect him to throw up?

>>53271393
*cries onto your shoulder* I dont want be a lone no mo

>>53271401
"Poo" late!!!

>>53271380

>>53271398
Based

what's for lunch lads?

>>53271434
oh no

>>53271442

Had a ham butty.

>>53271434
wipes ur bum

The past inside the present

>>53271442
Cabbage soup again :^/

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>>53271423
we're all gonna make it la

>>53271398
wtf she's so quirky haha :S just like us

You and me baby, we used to have fun, but I'm telling you baby, that isn't my son

*sings akon - locked up*

>>53271454
*poos all down your arm*
I love it when people are just so much fun to play with the same thing time I try and not a fan of since I was got the same thing to me I have a nice person but the best thing of my friends are so cute many of them in and out of my the best of the day before I get a follow back on my way home and I don't think that I can get it right away with the new version is better to be the first half of the day before I get a follow back on my way home and I don't think it's funny because the first place I have no clue who I was a great day for me to be a good day to for a few years back on my way home and I don't have the right way too long and the first place I can be a good day to be a good day for me to be a good day to be a good time to get a new one is a great day way to go out to the gym today and tomorrow it is not the same thing to say I have a great way for a few weeks and the first place I have no clue who I want you back in my head and the other day hand in the world is not the same as I am a so we have the right way thing is a I don't think I have to be the first half of the day before I get my money and I love the fact is the most

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age of consent laws are literally memes

>>53271442
I had 2 cheese and onion sandwiches

what do you tihnk of 'waste his time 2016'

i hope my tiem doesnt get wasted lol, i was hoping this year would be a bit different haha

>>53271511
ayy minestrone

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>>53271398

>>53271531
You and me
You and me
Nobody baby but you and me

>>53271582
delete this

do us a favour and tell this lad to go and kill himself, he's worse than 190kg >>>/r9k/25586670

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>>53271582
Delete this vile anti-Cara propaganda

We don't have to take our clothes off

>>53271442
going to fry a couple of eggs lad

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>>53271582

>>53271398
the fact that this is universally liked by everyone who viewed it really makes me lose hope

>>53271531
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

>>53271612
>bully someone for me who just posted about maybe having a breakdown
you're a pathetic cunt

pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom beautiful

Drink some cherry wine

>>53271612
Nah, I like tilde anon

I have him on skype and he's a very nice lad

Whatever your bitter about speak to a counselor about it.

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>>53271618
>>53271634

>>53271669
he does it every day, cunt's fully of shit

he has this gay little gimmick where he ends every sentence with ~

he contributes nothing to the thread, Tripfags and avatarfags

he's also 17

got no sympathy for the cunt