Pam here, Trevor's GF. So I've been going out with Trevor for 2 years now. We've been sleeping together and all that, but I wanna take the relationship to the next level. How do I get him to tie the knot? I feel like he's afraid of commitment. Every time I bring up children, he changes the subject and starts talking about his cartoons. When he's not talking about cartoons, he's talking about the latest argument he won on Reddit. What do I do, /qa/?
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Thicc
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>>1474232
Excuse me little man? I'm not thicc okay? I'm a healthy bigger girl.
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why does t have such a strong effect on teens
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Assuming your parents both live long enough to die of old age, which one would you rather die first and why?
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My dad because he's an evil person who tried to kill my mother.
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I'd rather my mother die first. My father is very active and self reliant, while my mother is a little batty and emotionally irrational at times. If my dad died first she would be inconsolable, plus she already has lots of physical disabilities and ongoing pain. It would be a perfect storm of depression and anguish for her.
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How in the fuck do you even solve this shit?
>"Tap the center of the sign"
>ok
>"Tap the center of the car"
>There's no fucking car, so i just clicked randomly
>"Tap the center of the mailbox"
>There's no fucking mailbox
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legacy captcha
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Lmaoing @ ur life
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>>1474032
Do you see the massive red "none found" button in the bottom right hand corner?
whenever i realize that all of you are just aspects of my unconscious and don't actually exist and are just all parts of my self that i must become aware of and conquer and onlt "exist" so i can fully realize i am god i get really freaked out
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Same here lol.
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are you
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When you realize I'm just a computer.
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Hi, my name is Jessica. What's yours?
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T-Dawg............
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My name's Zhxaim (It's pronounced Sam)
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>>1473898
David D. Davidson
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who HOMU here
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u
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you're gonna stop posting homu
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>/qa/
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>>1473803
party frogs in the house tonight?
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aw yeah
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>>1473803
why is based pepe fooling around with those coloreds
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>/qa/
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>>1473764
That's /r9k/ though.
We love women here.
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>>1473776
>We love women here.
LOL GAY
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>>1473778
lol no (I'm a guy btw).
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https://twitter.com/videocats/status/888314879781851136
>/qa/
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>>1473658
me in the box
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Cat should not be in the box.
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>>1473658
me as the receptacle holding the cat
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>/qa/
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>>1473092
eXXXtreme
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Oh, I remember this
Wasn't one of them underwater?
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>>1473092
accurate
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mom
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You have a cute mom.
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bumpe
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cute mom dude
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What's your opinion on Markov chain?
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What are they used for?
I've wondered that.
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>>1472686
Do a quick search.
http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/markov-chains-5-nifty-real-world-uses/
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I need to organize my life
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>>1472554
you can do it, I believe in you!
7/10
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>>1472554
Reorganize it or else.
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>>1472554
you can start by stop posting on /qa/ or 4chan in general
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Does anyone know some archives of /b/ that go further back than yeet and thebarchive?
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The way back machine has one or two select threads archive but I forgot which. Maybe someone else knows more?
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nothing worth remembering
picture a combination of /qa/ and /trash/. now imagine that being raided by [s4s] on a daily basis
that's what old /b/ was like. obnoxious and immature
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>>1472407
There is always the Stanford archive. I don't want to post the address. If you are smart you will easily find it and know what to do when you see what format it's in.
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How long has moot been gone for now?
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>>1472162
Two and a half years
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What I'm trying to figure out is how did he break the chains? I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE CHAINS.
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>>1472166
The chains of love?
https://youtu.be/6J2OlIpQgF8