/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FIREWORKS AND MEMORIAL DAY

first for robert

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Thanks OP

>fireworks

Thanks for the new bread. Hope everyone is having a comfy night. Check yo keys!

Watch yo keys!

MALE BLACK WITH DREADLOCKS

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>male black 6'4" with dredlocks and onery

>>127529692
Predator

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FRESH BREAD!

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>>127529638
>>127529660

We love real robert hours

Real robert hours is our school past time here in Japan

I want to visit Chicago and see robert fight male black. I practice my english for day when can ride in cpd car and arrest male black!

for anyone that knows, how do people make the purple aesthetic look on pictures? i just made a robert OC but i want it to look the part

>>127529953
someone said it's some filter in Photoshop

>plane getting lower and lower
>flying in circles like it may be in trouble

>Plane is getting lower and lower
SHIIIIEEEET

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Shots fired here.

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>>127529953
I use color layers and different layer blending modes to achieve the effect I'm looking for.

>MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN RAND ACROSS STREET AND HIT HIM WITH A PLASTIC DETERGENT BOTTLE

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

wtf was that about the low flying plane???

>>127530045
>>127530047
FUCK. KEK. BRING IT DOWN!

>>127530052
That explains why they built their houses out of brick.
More bullet-resistant!

plane spiraling in

420

>>127530052
no! just NO! look at those houses. the yards are trim and neat. there is no trash or broken windows. that looks like the American dream. WTF Nig Nogs?

>>127529373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPjmy7a-hGA

>>127530045
ITS HAPPENING

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>420
Blaze it!

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Freshly-broken window here.

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Let's try this again. If it's sideways, I guess it get autoturned by the site itself.

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Loud music here.

>>127530400
Love your dedication to the job.

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>>127530400
Thanks for locationposting, anon. It adds to the feel of the thread.

>>127530400
Looks abandoned in that photo

>>127530221
White picket fence outfrount and untainted roasy cheeked wife inside each.
>not if male black has anything to say about that

>>127530486
haha

>male black not taking care of drunk female white

>>127530486
Yup, 4chan doesn't like vertical pics, even when used properly. Time to fix.

LoL

Black man not helping a drunk white woman.

Won't be reading about that one tomorrow.

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Drunk female white about to get raped here.

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>>127530546
half of Chicago looks like that

>>127530588
Obviously "not hitting a bitch" isn't producing the desired results, scientifically speaking.

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Shots fired here.

>>127530546
There's a estate agent for rent sign above the tree I think

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>>127530578
I call bullshit on it. It's Male Black's fault.

>>127530765
Possible drug deal caught on camera?

It never fucking stops shots firing.

>Shots fired
>nope fireworks
is this what happens when it's warm?

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More shots fired here. Or fireworks. Male black loves fireworks.

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Is Chicago fixing itself?

>http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/as-chicagos-black-population-plunges-whites-flock-to-near-downtown/

>>127530935
Well, the word "Chicago" is taken from the American Indian word for "shots fired" so...

DRUNK BOYFRIEND BROKE INTO GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND IS GONNA KILL THEM
>DRUNK BOYFRIEND BROKE INTO GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND IS GONNA KILL THEM
DRUNK BOYFRIEND BROKE INTO GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND IS GONNA KILL THEM
>DRUNK BOYFRIEND BROKE INTO GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND IS GONNA KILL THEM
DRUNK BOYFRIEND BROKE INTO GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND IS GONNA KILL THEM
>DRUNK BOYFRIEND BROKE INTO GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE AND IS GONNA KILL THEM

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Comfy bonfire right here.

>>127530850
finally! good job anon

>>127531224
Isn't that Male Black's Fortress of Solitude?

>>127531058
if gentrification takes hold, sure, but there will still be enough entrenched blacks who will scream "we being pushed out of our traditionally black neighborhoods!" never mind those same places were once all white working neighborhoods

>props for functioning payphone
>old school

Is this the first thread of the night? I've been looking through the catalog for one for a while.

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Someone calling for help on this payphone.

>>127530850
The secret lair of Male Black.

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>>127530850
Protip: If you can't get a verticals pic to post properly, open it in your gallery and screenshot it. The screenshot will post properly. Now to repost.

>>127531384
There was one about 6 hours ago

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>>127531179
Comfy indeed.

Dispatch schooling a boot on how to conduct a crime scene investigation.

>>127531444
Kek'd.

>gunshot wound to the right thigh

another vehicle shot and

>gunshot wound to right side... broken bone...male black

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Funny thing about the working payphone at that JJ Peppers, the location is the same one they thought Male Black holed up in and had SWAT raid only to find it empty 4-5 years ago or so.

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>last name Mayo
>Male Black

>>127531662
MALE BLACK is a sly dastardly devil.

>>127531739
>>last name Mayo
>>Male Black

Best Timeline Ever!

Aww Sheeeiitt.

>Spic on a bike with a gun

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rate my first /cpd/ OC

>>127531335
just another example of white colonialism

>Last night was a battery night
>Tonight is force entry night

Does male black have a schedule for this shit?

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>>127531897
That's pretty gangster, anon.

>>127531903
wrong thread /pol/tard, here's your (you)

>>127531897
Great picture, shitty font.

>>127531997
thanks lad

i just started button mashing in paintnet until i got what i was sorta looking for

>>127531897
good overall, but I'm not a fan of the typeface

>>127531897
Nice. The font is a bit hard to read though. Keep up da good work.

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>sleeping inthe street

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sleeping in the street?

>>127532061
y-you too..

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>>127532070
>i just started button mashing in paintnet until i got what i was sorta looking for
Makes sense. It reminds me of the artwork I'd see on thug geocities sites. Good stuff! Keep on memeing.

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Seen these threads around but first time listening. Anyone care to explain the appeal/good anecdotes of overheard stuff? It's actually fascinating, whoever first thought of this was a genius.

>>127532195
yours is so pretty and /comfy/ though, ill never be able to match it

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ITS PRE-GAME TIME,BOYS!

>>127531997
/CPD/ getting it's own porn series. EXTRA comfy. Robert busting all night long.

>>127532245
I-Is that Terry Pratchett??

>>127532245
they're just /comfy/

>>127531950
The Male Blacks were created by Man.
They rebelled.
They evolved.
There are many copies.
And they have a plan.

>>127532245
>explain the appeal/
>being comfy
>listening to society crumble

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>>127532245
Get comfy and enjoy!

Someone's going for high score in Space Cadet.

>>127532245
>Anyone care to explain the appeal/good anecdotes of overheard stuff?
because you can't make this shit up. real life is stranger than fiction
>black males bbqing INSIDE their apartment, all smoke alarms in the building going off
>man in Freddy Kruger mask in a van stalking the neighborhood
>report of a body hanging from a crane outside of Wrigley
it goes on and on.

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>>127532286
Work in layers, play with effects, the levels slider is your friend. Don't save the PSD till you love it. I believe in you, mane.

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>>127532438
10/10

>>127532245
Someone had a BBQ going inside their house a month or two ago when it was cold outside.

>>127532172
I really Like that one. Colors and hues give it the "street mood"

>>127532245
Welcome friend

>>127532578
kek that was hilarious

>>127532513
>>127532477
>>127532401
>>127532578
>>127532636


>>127532549
Holy shit.

Alright, I'm fucking hooked and I have insomnia so this is pretty perfect. Cheers lads.

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>>127532245
These threads began years ago with Nigs @ Nite. CPD was discovered during that time, but /cpd/ didn't come into it's own thing until last summer, when the city melted down over the course of two months, with the final season 1 episode being the 4th of july ("The entire south side is on fire." "... I hate my life.")

Welcome to Season 2, m8. Stay a while, and listen...

>want to retrieve her shit at 23:00 at night!?

>needs to retrieve belongings from old appartment................... at 11 at night

dispatch a little sassy

>>127532749
A few months ago a homeless dude was fighting a bird feeder.

This shit gets pretty good starting around midnight local time

>>127532599
yeah one of my favs still want to make that red pill meme been trying to find a sight that i wont get a virus from to get cs3 for free i hate trying to get free software because 90% of the time you are DLing some kind of crap you dont want

I missed the whole Banana Peels in Gas Tank, anyone care to give me the lowdown on what happened exactly?

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>>127532749
oh it gets stranger here

>>127532549
>>black males bbqing INSIDE their apartment, all smoke alarms in the building going off
>>man in Freddy Kruger mask in a van stalking the neighborhood
>>report of a body hanging from a crane outside of Wrigley
>it goes on and on.
>>127532245
tonight... 32 ft. speedboat hit break wall at full speed

>Male hispanics walking and breaking glass bottles

Kek. Gonna be a good night lads

>BOTTLE GANG
BOTTLE GANG
>BOTTLE GANG
BOTTLE GANG

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940 from the Texas Delegation of Roberts checking those motherfucking keys, this shit is insane tonight!

Is all the male butt rape all the dudes from International Leather Man on the loose?

Smoke on the 7th floor, indoor nig BBQ back on the menu

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Just getting comfy. What's Robert gettin into tonight?

>>127533029
I wonder if any CPD people listen and read with us?

>7-11
>It's apartment number

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>>127533161
The 214 is on this net, keys checked and comfy, squad.

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1 shot fired
SHOTS FIRED

>>127532958
Male black calls in to report that his side chick was pissed at him so she shoved banana peels in his gas tank which can apparently fuck your shit up

>>127533194
They probably know by now but are too busy dealing with Male Black to care.

>>127533161
That guy got butt raped and robbed then refused EMT service earlier.

>>127533342
Maybe off duty ones

>>127533342

Our metagame here must be to get sassy dispatch to give pol a shout out

>>127533314
Much appreciated!

CPD and half the bored IC people

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>>127533161
>>127533381
think it was "The Goat"?

DOMESTIC IN ALLEY
>DOMESTIC IN ALLEY
DOMESTIC IN ALLEY
>DOMESTIC IN ALLEY
DOMESTIC IN ALLEY
>DOMESTIC IN ALLEY

Chiraqaclapse is beautiful

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>1880 listening

How many people usually tune in? I miss anything good tonight?

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all foot officers to gate one, raid incoming?

>>127533589
He only gets rolled by Hispanic prostitues, this poor dude has to live knowing he got booty blasted by 3 male blacks. His butthole is never going to recover

>>127533631
Great art, Robert.

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>>127533685
CPD only have two airships

>>127533700
The night 2 Roberts got shot was like 13,000 but most nights can get up to 2k and above

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Anything going near greatmistakes?

>>127532749

Morloch nog

>>127533700
A lot. It's pretty popular. I have an IRL friend who's on Reddit and he listens. /pol/ isn't the only board that does this

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>>127532245
IMO it's like a slow-burn version of a high-velocity happening thread. at their best, those are exciting and mesmerizing beyond belief
these have little bursts of excitement and disbelief at the shit you'll hear - all the while /comfy/-posting in the thread from the safety of wherever you happen to be located

>>127533700
usually 2-4k , the night the two cops got shot it was up to like 14k

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More Robert OC

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>>127533161
817
comfy

Awww shit we got female blacks bout to rumble with knives

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>>127533806

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SHEBOON drama

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>>127532245

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>>127533806
that La Raza shooting Roberts shit was crazy

>>127534113
Did they arrest the shooter?

>>127534155
Checked, intense as fuck, NO ONE IS GOING HOME!

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>group of females waiting in a car with a knife

shiiiiieeeetttttttt

>>127534155
indeed
https://youtu.be/Tr_VbIg5LrU

Action opportunity ahead

Gold and pink Nissan Sentra - transride confirmed

did a cop get shot earlier today
I just logged in
is this true??
today??

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>>127533909
It's like a happening IV drip. We're propped up in bed with our drip, we have toonami on the tv and a the sassy nurse just brought us a bowl of orange sherbet.

>>127534358
May 2nd

>>127534205
After quite a long manhunt that night they did captured the guys.

oh u guys talkin about may2 incident

Blueberry pie in my case. Still warm.

Remember remember the 2nd of may, for the roberts cried that day

What was barricaded?

>>127534368
My parents snuck some tendies and a beer in tonight. I'm a happy man

Suspicious auto, SUV circling with flashers after circling, niqqa bait car

Male Black is going to jail. WTF?

>>127534513
Indeed. It seemed so long ago, yet it was barely four weeks ago.

Going to jail, gonna need another car playas, drunken arrest at the mothafuckin nursing home

>>127534756
It can't be

Was that a drunk person disturbing a nursing home?

>>127534818
Grannychasers

>>127534544
proly a baseball game

Coonery

>>127534886
just remember to lock the wheels on their walkers first.

What's the best way to listen to scanner, /cpd/?
Right now I'm just lying in bed with the lights off.

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>>127534368
>happening IV drip
sounds about right. I enjoy your OC, btw

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>>127534999
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>127534999
I sit at the dinning room table eating and drinking and shit posting on /k/

>>127534999
I'm just a phone Fag in bed using google chrome. It plays in the background while I chat.

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CRABBBBYYYYYY

>>127534999
With a comfy beer and some jazz music in the background

10-47 ROBERT - one of the quietest nights ive seen in a while

wheres the ADAM and narcs when you need them

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>>127534999
Headphones on.

>>127534999
shots fired drinking game while looking at sluts online

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>>127535043
ahahah, that cop in the top left

>>127535269
Adam's playtime was earlier, now it's REAL ROBERT HOURS.

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>>127534999
checked, and I always prefer http://youarelistening.to/chicago


>>127535043
Cheers, m8. This place inspires me.

5 rounds in the alley

58 yr old male entirely too turnt and needing EMS

>>127529373
I live at Talman and Fullerton
Fucking beaners having party. Fireworks or gunshots? Hopefully they kill each other

Fighting in the alley

Order of Protection violation, beaner female stalked by male black

>>127534999
Glass of wine, some cheese, /cpd/ on my laptop, and my hottest playboy. Not ideal tonight though because I'm home and my wine & playboys are at my apartment

>>127535458
> Fireworks or gunshots?
Report to police, we'll here dispatcher talking about it on air.

7/11 emergency check yo cards!

>Male Black 198 pounds 5'9''
HE A BIG BOI

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>>127535642
For you

Firehouse calling in, shots fired outside firehouse wtf Chicago

>shots fired at firehouse
Did I hear that correctly?

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SHOTS FIRED
multiple gunshots heard

>>127535762
Why does male black wear the hoodie?

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>>127535802
Their propensity for coonery knows no bounds.

>>127535825
I confirm.

>>127535825
Yes you did

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>>127535844
more pockets to hide their drugs in

Female black with a green sweater loitering at Walgreens AGAIN

>>127535621
I've lived here for ten years. I've done the chicago scanner shit enough. It's not amusing anymore. Btw, this whole trend was started by a literal autist. Google Avondale / Logan Square Crime Scanner Kid. You are fucking n00bs in a retards game.

>>127536048
She was there earlier

>>127535621
Fireworks or gunshots is also an ages old Chicago drinking game btw.

>>127536074
>It's not amusing
>Posting in this thread
Did you catch a stray bullet to the brain my man?

>WOW
WOW
>WOW

>Oh MY GOD 10 Robert, I am on my way to pick you up

"WOW"

Anyone pick up on what that was?

>>127536387
this, i was laughing so hard at crabby robert

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After a long day of meme war sit back contemplate the coming collapse of civilization.

>>127536356
WOW

>>127536353
This thread is amusing
Listening to the scanner is not

You fucking hick

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>Charlie "has one ready to go to Central"
>Needs an assist from Robert and his squad car equipped with a cage.
A FUCKING CAGE!

>kids climbing on engine of fucking train that's standing

>>127536074
Whatever, faggot, we just enjoy listening to Chicago slowly burn itself into the ground.

>beating a man very badly in the park
F

Why is the Chicago Police Scanner more popular than somewhere like Detroit?

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>>127536356

>kids climbing on a standing UP locomotive

>>127536423
>sassy dispatcher
>crabby Robert

>>127536513
Except you don't even understand the city moron. Why don't you just fuck off to Wal Mart and buy some teeth

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they are not gonna put male black in a cage!!!
Fucking cops
Who do they think they are??
This is an outrage

>>127536518
because for traffic per min and insane coonery, none of the other scanners can touch Chicongo

Old man bumps his noggin in liquor store, poor fella.

>Older gentlemen fell and busted his head against the wall of a liquor store

>>127536518
I'm guessing while Detroit has more murder per capita, Chicago probably has more murders per hour, plus all the other action per minute.

Please remember to keep CPD comfy, and do not respond to the digital male blacks getting paid in Tide to shill

>>127536518
Detroit has a police force??

>>127536719
need amber lamps

>>127536586
Whats to understand
runaway socialism, nigger behaviour
low IQ, degenerates are destroying a city
Since we as white men pay for this
its up to us how we decide to enjoy our show.

We need live cameras.

>>127536776
Good idea ignore those trying to make it uncomfortable here.
Stay comfy

>>127536801
at the licka sto

>fake homeless man breaking into cars

Homeless Larper breaking into cars for lulz

Child left alone on Pulaski, male hispanic about 6

>6 year old alone
Fugg :DD

Six year old wandering down the street
at midnight....
Nice parenting from our divershitty friends.

>male his-panic
>green shirt
>about 6 y/o walking by himself
wait, whut?

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Sheeit. pseudo homeless Male Black ruse.

I'd just like to thank everyone for their assist.

CAR CHASE!!!!!

>>127536684
>plz ignore the fact that our dumbshit kid drew down on the cops first

>>127531019
I used to live two blocks from here, got off at the bus stop on this very street multiple times. Man, those were the days.

>>127537015
He dindu nuffin
you fuckin racist
NAZI

>>127537010
Awww yes blue dodge magnum took off during a stop

31 COUNTY TURNING ON THE SPEEDER THAT JUST BLEW BY ME

Chicago has more murders and shootings (absolute numbers) than any other US city. Prosecution is done on a county level, and Chicago suburbs out west and down south provide plenty more numbers.

I was a prosecutor there for a good number of years, and it's pretty absurd. Tonnes of good stories, though. I'm in a different city now, same job, nowhere near as fucked up/interesting.

Person down, female white on the ground, probably coal overdose

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>>127537095

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>>127537149
Tell us a story from your Chicago days

>>127536941
>fake homeless
HOW DO THEY KNOW

>>127537184
tell me about the male black
why do his pants not fall down

>6 shots fired off Monticello

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Rosco and Montebello
3 shots fired???
SHOTS FIRED

1 SHOT FIRED

>>127537184
You know, it calms me to know that that looting faggot's statistical life span is best measured in years rather than decades. I hope he enjoys that garbage wine, and I hope he remembers it fondly when he's bleeding out on a filthy street in his low-rent neighborhood.

>>127537149
Indeed, please. Share any interesting stories.

>>127537149
>Chicago prosecutor
>uses "tonnes"

Why would you betray our superior American language?

>>127537184
aw shit, Nogs still go for the Boone's?

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>mfw SHOTS FIRED

>>127537333
You would think they would wear running gear

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>>127537277
>>127537333
>>127537244

Robert got those digits to protect him 9 minutes out from Real Nigga Hours

>bicycle riders
>too much noise
I love my city

I'm foreign born, so I had to work every July 4th. 2014 I want to say about 100~ people got shot over the long weekend. That same boss made the jews work Christmas.


If you lot have been monitoring all this, did you catch a case late last year in Maywood? Guy left a handgun around, and his infant child picked it up and pulled the trigger. The infant shot a bullet right through its own hand... and through the genitals of his idiot dad.

>2 intoxicated females jumping on a delivery truck

Ashland - 2 intoxicated females jumping in a delivery truck out front

Play it right Robert and get some BJs

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>>127537422
Nah, the russians cornered that market

>>127537149
>Tonnes
<0> see wat u diddu thar

I'm not from the U.S.

Basically makes me extremely easy to identify by anyone there doing crim law. I'm in another city now, though (and again, very easy to identify, there aren't many foreign county prosecutors).

>>127537551
Planet of the________.

>five shots heard, nothing seen

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>>127537539
Life always finds a way

>>127537647
Survey said! Number one answer, Apes!

>>127537633
U took urr jawbs!

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>>127537647
Chimpout?

>>127537588
but the Nogs always seem to wear Adidas too, does that make then honorary Slavs? Or do they have to learn to squat first?

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>>127537647
RATCHETSS

>15 people loitering, throwing things at car
>car with fake handicap sticker

Folks throwing shit at cars what a surprise

>>127537793
They have to learn how to squat first. It is impossible for the Nogs to do because of the sagging of the pants

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>>127537633
>I'm not from the U.S.
I'm sure all the dindus respected the absolute shit out of your position..

>>127537884
I know it'slike... really? You got people defacing property, and OH LOOK A GUY WITH A FAKE STICKER

>Priorities
>In order right there

WE NEED A REAL THREAD FOR REAL NIGGA HOURS

what the fuck is this music playing on the music stream

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Street fornication. Admirable.

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>>127538161
op IS TOO COMFY. Can someone else bake?

Rape incoming, someone trying to drag intoxicated female into car

>>127538161
WE WUZ KANGZ!!

>>127529373
>http://youarelistening.to/chicago

Thank you OP

>>127538300
Prepare to experience mindblowing comfy.

Male black age 40 out front with a gun

That's like 80 in male black years

>>127538256
Kys 16 year old

Call out half a regiment of national guard, lost my phone...

>NEW THREAD
>>127538582
>NEW THREAD
>>127538582
>NEW THREAD
>>127538582
>NEW THREAD
>>127538582

>>127538538
no, im not complaining about music, like some weird ass shit started playing and it was freaking me the fuck out

it was like a girl laughing, monkies screeching, snare drums, and all sorts of other gay shit, was hoping that i wasnt the only one hearing that shit

There's mean bean

>>127529373
Nigger streaming white hate live https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=ohkslhEo4H4

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I love these threads so much. The live feed with the synth, while reading the links is FUCKING GOLD.