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>>131712828

kek

>>131712828
You ever shit yourself so hard you go stiff as a plank and faceplggfghvvg

>>131712828
How do you Russians get your orders?

Nobody wants to sit with me ;_;

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>>131712657
people need struggle to excel. great men and passionate men are forged of their own crucible. The final redpill is that we need the Jews like Batman needs the Joker, or like Yin needs Yang. in so far as the search of how to break the cycle comes up fruitless.

>>131712657
No, it's only the Jews that did it.

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>>131712530

Minoriteam's "Super Heros"
http://archive.is/UBwxO

Dr. Wang, Chinese Human Calculator (voiced by Dana Snyder) - The leader of the Minoriteam. He is paraplegic. He has a terrible personality and powerful mental abilities gained from drinking his own urine. He also owns and operates a laundromat where he charges extra to get your clothes back from the machines. In addition, he has faked accidents to obtain legal settlements and is a compulsive gambler. He has no known non-stereotypical real life. In the episode "The Assimilator", Dr. Wang gives the team "tea" to drink and then tells them that it is his urine. His depiction as Chinese, however, leans more to the stereotype of Northeast Chinese people, mostly with his mustache and queue, which otherwise makes his design reminiscent of Dr. Fu Manchu.

El Jefe (voiced by Nick Puga) - El Jefe is an overweight, moustached Mexican who fights crime with the Leafblower 3000, the deadliest weapon in the entire universe. His mask is a Sombrero pulled halfway down his face with eye holes cut in it. In his non-stereotypical real life, Richard Escartin is the handsome billionaire CEO of his own oil company. El Jefe is also 1/18th Viking.

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>>131712656

Fasto (voiced by Rodney Saulsberry) - A green-masked, T-shirt and cut-off jeans-clad African-American who is known as “the fastest man that ever was.” In addition, he seems to have the power to seduce or charm all white women in the immediate area. In his non-stereotypical real life, Landon K. Dutton is a bookish and bespectacled Professor of Women's Studies. He vigorously pursues sexual relationships with what he calls "booty" (especially white women) but is uninterested in an exclusive relationship. His father is a space-alien from the planet Blackton which was destroyed by Balactus.

!Jewcano! (voiced by Enn Reitel) - A white-bearded, massively muscular man in a yarmulke (which he can throw like a deadly frisbee a la Wonder Woman's tiara) and a Star of David leotard with the powers of the Jewish faith and the fiery fury of an erupting volcano (after being knocked into a volcano accidentally by Dr. Wang). He is always screaming at the top of his lungs. In his non-stereotypical real life, wimpy young accountant Neil Horowitz dates Mika, Fasto's statuesque younger cousin, and loves soul food. Jewcano is also the member of Minoriteam who spends the most time in his civilian garb (or merely has his civilian garb shown on-screen more often than his teammates' garbs).

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>>131712753

Non-Stop (voiced by Keith Lal) - An Indian convenience store owner who is immune to bullets and fire because of his lead-lined skin. His non-stereotypical identity of Dave Raj is an ex-professional skateboarder, a talent that comes in handy when flying on his magic carpet. While not fighting crime, Dave sometimes smokes a hookah. He sometimes says "Krishna, give me strength!" when surprised and his magic word to transform into his bearded, bare-chested, turban-clad alter ego "Abrakazoom!".

White Shadow Organization

The five heroes team up to fight characters who are mostly racial stereotypes, including a collective of villains comprising numerous, over-the-top Caucasian stereotypes. The White Shadow organization, the "most evilest organization known to Man", is based in Corporate City. Its mission is to promote white supremacy and racism and oppress minorities.

The White Shadow Organization's most important members appear in almost every episode. They are:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/nine-year-old-children-terrorists-race-faith-hate-bullying-childline-manchester-arena-terror-attack-a7810051.html

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>>131712483
Have him organize a guerilla army against the US gov. Take over and rule the world just me and Che :) I've always wanted to be leader of a communist totalitarian state.

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>>131712483
Pic related, here's his plans for a slum free city (ie no niggersXD) (((Epcot))) that we have today is golbalist trash starring Ellen and Shill Nye the Sex Junk Guy

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>>131712483
Teddy Roosevelt. I'd take him to a pride parade and watch him cry. Cry fat man, cry.

>>131712476
He killed people to get attention so people would read his manifesto

It worked

>>131712597
this

>>131712597
thats crazy and so are you for understanding crazy speak

They often do have to do with politics and the culture of political incorrectness... Which this board is named after

"Not politics" is a meme. This is politically incorrect, and political incorrectness is 100% CULTURAL

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>>131712654
They have as much to do with "culture" as fucking cat videos, you fucking worthless leaf

>>131712363
Agree

Protip: sage

>>131712269
I can't, you win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHrMnl1uLo

>Monarch surrounded by free resources in a low-threat environment
>Becomes an r-strategist
>Embraces leftist delusions
>No one can challenge power