>Be Morning Joe
>Ratings are tanking, Mika is getting pissed
>Literally worse ratings than Tucker Carlson reairs
>Remember old ties to President Trump
>Pick up emergency White House phone
>"Mr. Donald, my ratings are bad, can you help?"
>"I know, Joe, you're even getting beat by Tucker Carlson reairs. Sad!"
>"Please Mr. Donald, i-its just that Mika said she'd stop making me tendies after each show unless I do good!"
>"Well I can't let an old friend go hungry, let me see what I can do."
>President Trump takes to Twitter
>Morning Joe is saved
>He keeps his tendies
>http://www.nature.com/nrgastro/journal/v10/n4/full/nrgastro.2012.239.html
>"Diarrhoea in children from impoverished areas during their first 2 years might cause, on average, an 8 cm growth shortfall and 10 IQ point decrement by the time they are 7–9 years old."
well, /pol/??
>>131797463
Literally shitting one's brains out.
>2100
Will chinks rule the earth ?
Well shit that didn't last long
>The former Fox News host, who was hired in January, said in a post on Twitter that she's "out at MSNBC."
>During the second quarter, her 6 o'clock show averaged a mediocre 207,000 adults 25-54 and and an equally ho-hum 980,000. Those kind of numbers would have been great for MSNBC a couple years ago, but now they're pacing well below originals of most of the MSNBC weekday lineup — even trailing repeats of Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell.
What was she even thinking taking a job at MSNBC to begin with?
Probably thought the rug munching would have been better over at MSNBC.
>>131797317
The loopy scientologist cunt has no place in the media anywhere.
has someone had fun with the pronoun law yet? why hasn't anyone self reffered as nigger/faggot? or Rindfleischetikettierungsueberwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz/pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
i feel like this is something a creative larper could really take advantage of. come on leafs you have the best shitposters, stand up for yourselves and at least make this entertaining.
>>131797300
>has someone had fun with the pronoun law yet?
No. The reason is because you'll never see anything happen with it until there's some rare case where someone refuses to refer to me as an AH-64D helicopter.
>>131798059
are their exemptions in the law for people that can't pronounce words, or refuse to use "hatespeech" pronouns.
with the 4th of july around the corner i feel like its time for /pol/ to remind everyone who we are, tumblr has been free of shit posting for too long
4chan has been out of the news for far too long
>>131797283
That raid in 2014 was possibly one of the best ever but /b/ made it what it was and /b/ is dead.
Bullshit. you get what you deserve for your illogical hate mongering.
Leftists freak out over new NRA advertisement
https://twitter.com/deray/status/880409739015766016
>>131797250
Fuck white people
what is it with niggers constantly talking about white supremacy? Do you really think we need guns to protect the fact that you are a full standard deviation less intelligent than we are on average?
>>131797250
"leftists"
Fight the Lies, Preserve the Truth.
"Hamilton" is Pro-Central Bank Propaganda.
I dare every person reading this to learn the history of the Federal Reserve System of the US.
Know thy Enemy
Are hispanics who aren't mestizos okay?
>>131797161
>Are hispanics who aren't mestizos okay?
Yes
Do you really need to ask this simple yes or no question on /pol/
Did Joe Scarborough murder Lori Klausutis?
>>131797151
https://m.dailykos.com/story/2016/12/21/1613261/-What-Really-Happened-to-Lori-Klausutis-Everything-Joe-Scarborough-Does-NOT-Want-Viewers-To-Know
>>131797151
Is Joe Scarborough the source of #PedoGate? MSNBC conspiracy to indoctrinate new left-leaning viewers from the crib. Triggers color coded to Fox News and GOP color schemes. #MSNjoePedoGate
>>131797247
Clickbaiters into archive
https://archive.is/5qn9E
>>131796832
lol they're not even trying to hide it anymore. Fucking cultural Marxists.
Sage and ignore
Do you like globalization? I like globalization.
>>131796759
You can all get together and die for all I care.
>>131797048
R-rude
>>131796759
"Yes, I'll have one order of Mongolian watermelon with chitlin fried rice."
Hey, /pol/. I'm trying to redpill a girl on the shit that's happening right now in the world. So drop your biggest redpill bombs here.
The Left are the Neo-Puritans of today, so worried about "moral discourse".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EYMF6GPQCs
>Based Pajeets in India are btfoing Muslims
What have you done to further the cause of humanity except sit in your mum's garage and said sandnigger every now and then?
>http://www.ndtv.com/india-news/junaid-khans-murder-4-more-arrested-today-for-lynching-teen-on-train-1718022
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/global-opinions/wp/2017/06/28/as-indias-muslims-are-killed-modi-keeps-silent/
>>131796656
>http://washingtonpost com/news/global-opinions/wp/2017/06/28/as-indias-muslims-are-killed-modi-keeps-silent
https://archive.is/JawR4
The pen is mightier than the sword, Pajeet.