>Be Morning Joe
>Ratings are tanking, Mika is getting pissed
>Literally worse ratings than Tucker Carlson reairs
>Remember old ties to President Trump
>Pick up emergency White House phone
>"Mr. Donald, my ratings are bad, can you help?"
>"I know, Joe, you're even getting beat by Tucker Carlson reairs. Sad!"
>"Please Mr. Donald, i-its just that Mika said she'd stop making me tendies after each show unless I do good!"
>"Well I can't let an old friend go hungry, let me see what I can do."
>President Trump takes to Twitter
>Morning Joe is saved
>He keeps his tendies