Hey /pol/ I know you fucks don't like comics but here me out. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. But I guess what I'm asking is where's a good place besides /co/ to talk about politically incorrect comics without being bombarded buy cucks?
>>135755291
Nice blog you fucking cunt.
Fuck off.
>>135755473
wow don't prove my point of being bombarded by cucks
>>135755729
>"Hahahaha u don't like my blog??? C U C K!!!!! XD XD"
Consider suicide.
Any uni students here? Are you motherfuckers raping a girl everyday at uni? Where are they coming up with these numbers? What counts as sexual assault these days? Is your uni listed here:
https://archive.fo/PJffS
>>135755692
Anon you must realize 11/10 are raped every day while in college. More than 6 gorillion raped per year
I could've sworn I clicked hide on this thread not long ago
>>135756202
Fuck off shit cunt
I'm sick of hearing autists in the media talk about how "muh racists in the south and crazy gun owners in Texas are literally Nazis." FUCK OFF
THE SOUTH IS BLACKED and TEXAS IS FILLED WITH BEANERS
If any part of the country is going to be turned into an white ethnostate, it's going to start in the Midwet. The Midwest fulfills the stereotypes of both Texas with muh guns and the South with muh racists.
We aren't cucked to shit and we're armed to the teeth. Also, most whites in the Midwest are primarily of GERMAN descent. Even our normies can make an argument for white identity without sounding like an inbred southerner.
Need proof of our superiority to other non-Midwestern states? We produced George Lincoln Rockwell & Mike "droppin' fags loadin' mags" Pence. Check mate.
MIDWESTERN MASTER RACE
>tfw not a yank cuck
>>135755209
You sound like a whiny bitch because your state doesn't matter.
Whafs the problem? You are undervalued and invisible, best shit ever, a wolf appears as an sheep
Read Machiavelli and stfu plz
>le grande nation
>>135754897
Hi, I'm France. Welcome to jackass.
>>135754897
Germany is to blame
DELET DIS
What will happen to ISIS after they're defeated in Iraq and Syria? Sporadic suicide bombs and uprisings like in the Philippines?
>>135754892
They won't be defeated until they stop being funded by Israel and Saudi Arabia.
The CIA will move them somewhere else, probably Iran.
They'll all go back home to Belgium, dumbass
I'm a Gen Z boy here. Currently in 8th grade and just created an Instagram profile. All the girls in my grade use it and I decided to friend some of them. 70% of them have slutty photos or mention weed or something else degenerate. Most probably aren't even virgins.
Pic related is an example.
>>135754689
Underage B&.
MODS
>>135754689
MODDDDS
OP, don't tell us how old you are..
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SOME OF THEM ARE FROM CRUSADER ERA CHECK IT OUT
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some of the chants in the channel are not available online
and the thing that is for sure those that are SUBTITLED AND TRANSALATED ARE THE ONLY ONES ON YOUTUBE FOR SURE because i had to read a shitload of from the new testiment to find the right subtitles
>>135754324
Deus vult, we will take jerusalem inshallah
>>135754324
You see what all this christcuck shitposting leads to? People shilling their fucking yt channels here. Fuck
>>135754439
i will do an indian flip flop on your spine
What did Robin Williams know? Was he Arkancided?
Here's his HBO standup from 2002:
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=z8_eCl5y2EA
Sounds a little more redpilled in retrospect than I remembered from back then.
Also, what about Michael Jackson? Who gave him his overdose? Was it the Mayo Clinic?
I know Arkancide is usually not by hanging, but I'm wondering if the Klintons use multiple means to get the job done.
A lot of other celebrities died in 2016. How many of them were in on something?
>>135754173
>Mayo Clinic
Naw. I heard it was Col. Mustard.
>>135754173
Nah. He was jerking it and accidentally killed himself. Suicide is better than death-by-wanking if you want his legacy to still bring in some shekels.
>>135754173
>what about Michael Jackson
He was a fucking psychotic pedo freak who like to sucked little white boy dicks and whose nigger doctor gave him too much propofol, since he was so fucked-up he needed a potent anesthesia to go to sleep.
Rob Ford knew shit too.
I love beer.
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>>135754156
Fuck bl*ck ""people""
>>135754156
IM solid diamond steel from this
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/01/texas-woman-shoots-kills-home-intruder.html
>>135754156
fuck niggers
I have been really troubled. I fall in and out of cases of sleep paralysis and creation of unknown realities/ out of body sort of thing. If you never heard of, or experienced sleep paralysis.. Lucky you. It is perfectly horrid.. one of the worst things I have ever been blessed with. (coming from someone who has drowned as a teen was dead and revived by emts).
I have this dream: I am looking at an old man in a very dimly lit yellow lighted room. Think of a warehouse basement from the 20s. He is facing away from me holding something in his arms. I can tell he is a bit lost and not in his mind.
He reminds me of Lennie from "of mice and men"
He slowly turns to the side to face me. As he does I see, in his arms a small child, a boy, I think.
He faces me. As he does he has his hand dug into the childs brain with his fingers only, spread out like as if he was holding a hand sized ball.
He removes his fingers and eats whatever is on them. Licking them clean. He always knew I was there.
I come to pol with this. I know how we think. I know this place is where to ask.
Get off your fat ass and do some physical activity. Clean your house. Go for a run. Do PT. You will sleep like a baby afterwards.
Doesnt matter if I wear myself to passing out. I have tried. My body goes numb however my mind is fully aware and active.
>>135754267
Thats a lie. You are scared of getting sweaty and tired. Get the fuck out.
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Prev: >>135139664
ASSAD WILL WIN!
>Assadist wouldn't shag this
Gay.
ALLAH, AD-DEIR, ISSAM OU BAS
More like The Shart of the Deal.
6 months in and It turns out Trump can't close deals at all. That was supposed to be his thing, yet he hasn't made good on a single campaign promise with a law in Congress. Not one deal.
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/449988/donald-trump-cant-close-deal-failing-salesman
I regret voting for him.
>>135754033
No doubt.
"it will be so easy. i promise you. i promise you"
"no one knows how the system works better than me. i promise you. i promise you"
"when i tell the to do it, they will. believe me. believe me"
btw, did you notice he has a fucking REPUBLICAN congress?
weak. sad. no deals.
Hundreds of ISIS jihadis returned to Sweden, Sweden gives them new identities so Swedish neighbours don't know who is a jihadi.
Sweden yes!!
how does returning from ISIS not warrant the maximum jail time i dont understand
Sven, please respect their life choices.
>>135754520
Shouldn't they be hunted down and prosecuted for war crimes like the Nazis after World War 2?
This just in, Sessions is doing it.
>>135753541
Press conference set for friday
What he doin?
>>135753603
cracking down on pot heads while getting paychecks to ignore Clinton, Lynch- etc.
'Man, 51, is arrested over the murder of schoolgirl Charlene Downes 'whose body was chopped up for kebab meat at a seaside takeaway' 14 years ago'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4749600/Man-51-arrested-murder-missing-schoolgirl.html
I am still astounded people like eating Kebabs.
>>135753891
>took 14 years
Do they sit on murder cases because they don't want to offend or something?
Nothing of value was lost. Anglos are scum