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>>17182020
>/dbt/ has found me zero friends

>>17179248
>>17179248
>>17179248
OLD

Alright I'm reposting this from the old thread

>Call dealer about 2015 cb500f
>Sticker price is $4599 + tax/tag/title
>ask what the Out the Door price would be
>$5400
that sounds like a crock of shit and I can't afford it.
It's a 2015 bike. It's a 2015 *cb500f*, obviously they REALLY want to get rid of it. So why they're quoting nearly 1k more than the sticker price is bullshit.

I'm not very experienced when it comes to haggling, but I'm thinking of going in and doing something like
>start convo with sales person about the bike
>"Tell me more about the cb500f"
>"So this bike's been here since 2015?"
>"It doesn't have ABS?"
>"The rebate is going to end at the end of may and the price will go up?"
>"What would the out of the door price be?"
>"$5400, ouch. "
>"I can do $4800 out the door."
and so on.
is that how you do it?
>inb4 new
I want to waste my money on a shitty slow bike

>>17182061
Reposting the response

It's not gonna happen fucktard, they're Jews
Buy a used bike, you're gonna fucking crash anyways

>>17182072
Thanks senpai
it's not my first bike and I'm not really worried about crashing it, I'm gonna get frame sliders and barends for it anyway

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>>17182061
>$5400
>this piece of shit two cyllinder that looks like some sort of "streetfighter" CBR600F

>>17182061
Also the bike will probably be more than 5400 otd, they tack on dealership fees at the least second which are like 600$

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>>17182087
And since it doesn't even have ABS you could just get one of these for $2k used

>>17182087
Exactly, that's why I'm not fucking paying $5400 for it.
If I could get a cbr600f I would, but they're not available in the states.

>>17182092
man they really try and fuck you out of everything don't they.
Is it possible since they (probably) really want to get rid of it they'll waive the dealer's fees? How would I bring that up

>>17182061
Dont buy a new 500, you wont want to keep it long enough to justify the depreciation hit.

Anyways just cross-shop dealers, its the easiest way.

>>17182104
No because if they can't sell it to you they'll sell it to someone else, like another lot, for more than the sticker price

>>17182101
So much this
Also if it's your second bike, why the fugg are you getting a 500?

>>17182104
They don't care whether they get rid of it or not, it doesn't affect the salesperson in any way.
Honestly just buy something of Craigslist or something used from the stealership

I'm telling you this as someone who bought a new bike last year, don't do it

>>17182104
Why not a slightly used fz07?

>>17182117
This, it's a much better bike

>>17182116
Maybe his first bike was a 125cc dirtbike

Or maybe he's poor and can't afford the tiny cost increase in tires/chains/fuel/insurance a bigger bike would bring, hence why he's flipping out over a paltry $900.

>>17182117
>>17182120

I've been watching my local craigslist and nearby towns for nearly 7 months now, and there have been 0 used bikes within my price range that I like.
It's all cruisers and the occasional liter bike.

I definitely wouldn't mind an fz07, they just don't exist here used.

>>17182116
They have a used low mileage f4i, but I'm just really not that into sportbikes. I could afford it now too, but ehhhhhhhh

>>17182127
Which of these things you listed are relevant? I'm telling him to spend thousands less and get a used sv650 or something, that's not money that he's going to make back buying a 500

>>17182133
Post your local Craigslist, people say this shit all the time.

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>>17182061
>Sticker price is $4599 + tax/tag/title
>$5400

look up your states fees and tax
here in MA for a motorcycle registration is $20, title is $75 and tax is .0625% so the total is $4980

so check your states fees and tax rate and do the math yourself and then ask the dealer why its different

you could always ask to buy the bike and register it yourselt

>>17182133
Still. I paid 7500otd maplebucks for my new fz09, thats 5400usd. I couldnt imagine paying that for a 500.

Dont be lazy, widen your search area.

>>17182133
Sportbikes aren't that bad. When sportbike riders say "aaaaaaaaaaaagh my 600 is so slow when it's low in the rev range" it's more like it's as fast as that 500.

>>17182154
No they're not slower than a 500 in the low revs but even the f4i has a significantly more aggressive riding position than a CB500 and is likely to make your back and knees hurt.

>>17182171
I hate all this shit talk on faired sport bikes
You can ride any bike across the fucking country, they are designed to be comfortable, if you couldn't sit on one for more than 30 minutes they wouldn't sell them

>>17182171
F4i is comfy. If the banana seat isn't comfy enough put on bar riders.

Never got the "my knees hurt" thing. Maybe you want a cruiser?

>>17182154
I don't really care much for going SUPER SPEED because my area has so many cops everywhere at all times.

I really want a peppy mid-range standard that's new or barely used to use as a college commuter but is fun during the weekends and won't break the bank

the cb500f was made for me. I know it's a shitty bike by other's standards, but I can't afford an SV650 or an fz07 new, and I don't want to deal with an old bike breaking down every other week like my nighthawk even though it's the exception and not the mean.

I need a motorcycle I can comfortably ride across the ocean to Japan so I can seduce my future wife, Nanaka Suwa.

Ideas?

>>17182181
>shit talk about faired sport bikes
No, the fairings are irrelevant. They're great in my opinion. It's the forward lean and bent up hips and knees that kill me.
>You can ride any bike across the fucking country
true
>they are designed to be comfortable
hardly comfortable and only for a small portion of the market that enjoys being bunched up in a fetal position for hours
>if you couldn't sit on one for more than 30 minutes they wouldn't sell them
30 minutes is easy but people will buy literally anything

>>17182183
It's not terrible but it's certainly not very comfortable for me.

>>17182086
>Frame sliders for a bike that has microscopic chinc fairings
I feel like you haven't thought this through at all.

>>17182115
>>17182116
lol you kids have no idea how sales works.
>it doesn't affect the salesperson in any way.
Maybe not, but unless the store is so fucking massive they can just sit on bad inventory forever it affects someone more important than them.

>>17182061
>>"The rebate is going to end at the end of may and the price will go up?"
Why would you even say this, it just makes you sound desperate to buy it before then. In general why would you go full spaghetti and go through your stupid act instead of just making an offer then trying to justify it?

>>17182209
>It's the forward lean and bent up hips and knees that kill me.
Same, especially the knees.

Maybe it's OK if you're a manlet.

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Swapped from a Screaming Eagle "Heavy Breather" to a Screaming Eagle Stage 1 round open element air cleaner.

Pop pop pop on deceleration now, bikes running lean. Anyone have experience with XiEDs v.s. a SE Tuner, v.s. PowerVision V.S. V&H?

>>17182251
they were literally designed for the japanese market

>>17182209
>fetal position
Are you 8' tall?.

>>17182254
>Screaming Eagle "Heavy Breather"
huehuehue

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These are so rad I think, I'm tempted to find one.

On the other hand, I literally can't think of a single good reason to own one besides "it's cool".

>>17182254
Good luck having a cruiser here m8

>>17182251
>being taller than 5'10"
>weighing more than 150lbs
>riding a motorcycle
>existing at all

>>17182267
Im not him, but am 6'4

On my sv650 I have about a 1.5 hour riding span before my back is fucked, and thats more upright than most supersports. My fz09 I can ride all day without issue. Sports bikes kind of suck if you are tall.

>>17182269

I don't market the fuckin things. I do know running an open element has leaned it right the fuck out with the baffleless Vance n Hines straight shots on there though.

Not willing to put that massive chrome schlong back on the bike but also don't really want to pay to have the bike dyno tuned. Everything I've built has been carb'd so I have no experience with aftermarket tuners to richen it up.

>>17182254
How's it feel to be a cuck?

>>17182274
Just get a goldwing dude

>>17182301

Already have one, dude.

>>17182283
>6'4"

Try not to opine on how uncomfortable sportbikes are when you're nearly as tall as human beings get without having pituitary gigantism. It's like a midget complaining about not being able to reach conservatively placed ape hangers.

Just counting white people, the average height range is 5'9-6'0. Such average people like banana seats you can slide back on, bar risers, and sport-standard/touring-like ergonomics already. Counting the majority of people sportbikes are designed for, the average height is more like 5'5".

>>17182217
You think they give a shit about someone more important than them? They're the one selling the bike, and they don't care.
Get over it dealershipfag

>>17182275

The banter doesn't bother me. Different strokes for different folks and all that. I bought a Harley because I've enjoyed working on them for awhile, they're very simple machines akin to farm equipment. Very solid. I won't be some kind of hassiddic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees and blow smoke up anyones ass and call them fast or modern.

They're heavy, expensive but they're a damn joy to work on and very comfortable for a big dumb gorilla like myself.

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>hmmmmm

>>17182417

Scout seems like a breath of fresh air to the cruiser market.

I might pick one up in 5-6 years when I can get a decent price on a used one.

>>17182443
Price isn't bad imo. Might snag one up soon just to add to the collection. They're kinda cute. I'd hoon around on it

>>17182281
>tfw 5'11" and 160lbs
SO CLOSE

Has anybody else actually ever tried towing a motorcycle trailer? How bad does it suck?

https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/6120553870.html

This nigga has black tape on his rear wheel. What is he trying to hide?

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>>17182482
Exactly the same as me senpai
Feels good to be the norm

>>17182558

Probably either lettering on the wheel or ugly marks from where a shop used stick-on wheel weights.

I've got double sided tape residue all over my wheels from that shit.

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>>17182583

>>17182593

I can only spend about 10-15 minutes at a time "detailing" my bikes before I start to feel autistic, and I ride them enough that they never end up truly sparking clean anyway.

I'll probably clean it off now that I'm thinking about it specifically, but my dual sport especially mostly just gets soaked in degreaser and power washed after a trip or when it starts to get too grimy.

>>17182476

Price is definitely reasonable for a new bike, I just prefer to buy bikes 5-30 model years old with 2000-10000 miles on them and save myself a few thousand dollars.

>>17182612

Thats why I recommended spraying the glue with chlorinated brake kleen instead of detailing it.

A scotchbrite kitchen scrubber and brake kleen will take off the glue, or you can use that orange shit but goo gone and the citrus based brake kleens all eat ass.

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>>17182061
>I want to waste my money on a shitty slow bike

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>>17182292

>>17182653
>Speed is all that matters.

>>17182283
I'm 6'2 with a bad back and I don't get sore in the back on an SV, I understand you're a bit taller but a lot of it is in your posture, my spine is always in a direct straight line when I'm riding, whether that's on a straight or mid corner.

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I'm going to be
SO
FUCKING
SAFE AND WARM AND DRY
>my mirror is dirty as fuck

>>17182697
>>17182687
>>17182292

Ignore the trolls, anons.

Guys like them will never be truly satisfied with anything in life because they can't appreciate something for what it is. No matter what you have, there is something out there that is hands down better than it in one way or another. Probably multiple ways. So these people either pretend those qualities don't matter, or that they don't exist, or usually they spend their days in a never ending state of having to validate and justify their decisions by shitting on everything else.

Basic kid shit.

Love what you ride, ride what you love.

>>17182706

>May already
>Head to toe heavy black gear

You mean you're going to be

SO
FUCKING
HOT SWEATY UNCOMFORTABLE

>>17182706
>still has meme tier icon

come on guy

>>17182706
>ayy lmao

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>>17182706
>still need a black helmet and tinted visor to complete my look
Feels average I guess.

>>17182706
>safe
>not bright yellow
rip

>>17182706
you getting fat bruh

>>17182730
This suit has like 12 vents on it, and you can run it half open. I'll be fine.

>>17182731
Schuberth E1 eventually. Variant a decent tho

>>17182760
Safety third.

>>17182764
I know :/

>>17182697
If you're going to buy a motorcycle why not buy one with enough power to get out of its own way, is comfortable, comes with good quality brakes and suspension, etc.

>>17182706
>as tall as tiny poorfag refridgerator
>phone half the size of head

Manlet detected.

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Is this the part where attention whores post pictures of themselves in full gear?

>>17182706
>>17182754

>fat manlet tripfag blogging
>suddenly a giant appears.

>>17182803
nice chicken strips fag, try leaning for once.

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>>17182803
why not

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>>17182803

>>17182769
>modular helmet that calls itself a dual sport helmet

guy...you have the fucking money, but an arai or even a fucking klim.

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That feel when not only do I have pretty mediocre chicken strips but spend so little time significantly leaned over at all that some of the second row of nubs are still there.
Prairie life shit life

>>17182803
>full leather suit
>alpinestars sp1 SHOES
>offroad gloves

>>17182844
The Klim is a rebranded $400 Nishua chinese helmet with no internal sun visor.
There's nothing wrong with a quality modular, and I want the quietest helmet I can get. I was just going to get a C3 until the E1 came out.
You can easily remove the peak without it looking stupid too.

>>17182858
I spent more than I had planned on the leathers, now I need to save up for boots and gloves again. Also they're Faster shoes, not SP1s.

Does anybody else hate driving cars after you learned to ride?

>>17182882
No. A car has its purpose just like a bike.

Cars are comfy to cruise around and have a leisurely drive to your destination with minimal preparation and any time I need to ride with people or pick things up.

I'm not going to suit up to run to the store or anything like that.

>>17182844
Oh I totally forgot about the issues I had with my contacts, and the E1 doesn't allow you to wear goggles. I might have to nix that plan.

>need want internal sun visor and goggles

>>17182847
so do you just buy touring tires for any bike or what?

>>17182803
U going to SAM, Daytona Anon?

>>17182938
My schedule this summer is kind of up in the air but I think so.

>>17182900
Dual sport helmets that allow you to wear goggles under faceshield: Arai XD4, Bell MX9 with MIPS and without, Kilm Krios.

Is it worthwhile to teach your girlfriend how to ride or is it like breast implants. Once she gets them she'll realize her worth has significantly increased and she will leave me for some other dude?

>>17182847
personally i just got rid of them by leaning in the opposite direction at stoplights in town. the more upright you are, the more the bike has to lean

i know that flatland feel though

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>>17182847
Where in prairies?

WHY can't the weather be good for once in MA

Thoughts on getting a pristine 650cc as your first?

>>17182956
But no internal sun visor.
Know anything about the Nexx XD1? I've seen them around but never heard about them.

>>17182990
650 good

Pristine or ratty, who cares.

>>17182956
Also the Scorpion EXO-AT950

>>17182990
Go to 'great' or 'excellent' condition. Youll tip it over most likely. Pristine is for showroom collector's who never even ride

>>17182996
I've heard of Nexx before but I can't comment on their quality or if anyone likes them. One thing I already don't like is that they try to jew you into buying their comm unit for the helmet by having a mounting point for their own shit in the way of where a normal system would be placed.

>>17183002
You can't close the faceshield over the goggles like the Bell or Arai. IMO I don't think you want or need a modular for what you're doing. Why not give the Shark Explore R a look? I spoke to the US regional manager of the company when she came into my workplace a while back. The only issue they have was supplying parts/orders to the US, but they seem to have fixed that issue. It's a good helmet company.

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>>17182020
Would this be a good project bike?
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mcy/6126321149.html
I saw a 400r but for $4000 is it possible to make it look like pic related?

>>17183012
Sorry I pretty much meant great condition but on an older bike I'm concerned to drop it and essentially waste $800 that I could have spent on an already dropped bike

>>17183042
>Shark Explore R
I'm looking at that right now but the huge chinbar is kind of hideous. Also it doesn't look like you can attache the face shield and peak at the same time, so you'd have to carry it in your pack if it gets cold.
Maybe I should just get the Arai with a smoked shield and leave the goggles under it for when I need to see the ground better.

>>17183066
No the bike in your pic is two stroke the one for sale is 4-stroke.

>>17183089
The Arai really is the best option. It does the job better than the rest of the competition. Shield is kind of a pain to change though so you'll need some goggles if you get caught at night.

>>17183089
in my opinion shark build quality is not so good, trim falls off, paint cracks etc.

comfortable, quiet helmets with good features but they sacrifice something to be cheaper than shoei / arai

>>17183111
>RD350
>4 stroke
why would you post when you have no idea what you're talking about?

>>17183171
>>17183111

It's between two
https://santabarbara.craigslist.org/mcy/6103949268.html (project)
And
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/mcy/6124203907.html

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>>17182882
I drive better than my sister, with my total hours behind the wheel have been one, even though she has had professional lessons.

After all these years riding though I don`t know how I feel about cars. On the one hand if I had money I would like to have one, and to practice on one. On the other I don`t like driving. It just doesn`t feel right.

>tl;dr Sister is a shit driver but can drive manual unlike more than 50% of burgers

>>17182882
Yes. Cars lean the wrong way in corners. Creepy AF

>>17183183
Shit, if you don't want that $500 RD maybe I'll buy it. Pistons and small-end bearings and good as new

>>17183307
Here's an interesting one;
When tesla was designing the original roadster, the one based on the Elise, they were able to get the weight so low in the chassis that the car leaned into corners like a motorcycle

>>17183183
I want said bike for a road trip from Alaska to Argentina with my knowledge of English and French with some Spanish.
>>17183340
No mine!

>>17182882
I learned to ride before I learned to drive, so not really, I do hate getting into the car again after only riding for a while though.

>>17183086
Meh if it's on Craigslist it's most likely already been dropped whether it looks the part or not

Bikes are pretty resilient these days just be meticulous about checking engine/frame/forks and you'll be fine. The rest is easily replaceable

I crashed my SV650 twice (once so minor it hardly mattered) and went on to put 10k miles on it after. Never skipped a beat

With that said don't buy something that you don't like the look of though just get frame sliders for 100ish and be careful you'll be aight

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Woo!
Got laid /dbt/
The power of motorcycles!

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>>17183508
/virgin/ here.
Did wheelies help? Should I keep doing them?

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>>17183527
No wheelies.
Literally just talked about my bike online then he asked to hook up.
But keep doing wheelies to forget the feelies.

>>17183544
Ew fag.

Post boipucci

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>>17183544
U focken got me, ya cheeky cunt.

so it's not leaking oil, it's leaking petrol
why is it leaking petrol

>>17183551
Sorry he said no pics.
Was a qt south african trap. He wore panties under his scrubs.

>>17183572
South Africa is truely the worst part of the Anglo-sphere, surprising considering Australia.

>>17183568
Overflowing float bowl?

>>17183599
I didn't say I was in south africa, just he was.
It was that nice light skin combo of black and white features. Worked out well.
Rolled up on my bike, he got all giddy, we fucked in his jeep.

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Post pics of you are baiku

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>>17183627
And again!

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>>17183627

>>17183620
possibly
turning the fuel tap off after riding might be an idea

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>>17183638
>US Army
>Colorado
>That shitty Ranger
>Those shitty meme stickers
y?

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>>17183638

>>17183659
Cause it's all I got left man.
And fuck you, I like my ranger. It's a tank.

>>17183424
Ok cool, thanks alot

>>17183659
Did you buy that Ranger off of an 11B who got was re-MOSsed into the 423rd?

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>>17183622
Were either of you in SA? Also it sounds like you are describing a Coloured, in which case; Start ARVs.
>RIP in pieces faganon

>>17183703
Well he was I guess.
Emigrated to the US.

>>17183695
Think you meant to quote me.
But I bought it from a construction company.
Took good care of it and they put on a small lift. Really nice truck.
I'm a 25S, so that should explain some things.

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>>17183760
>I'm a 25S, so that should explain some things.
U a faggit

>>17183783
Yep.
I don't even do my job.
I'm in Space.
Mostly I just shitpost at home all day.
And go for the occasional ride. Don't really have anywhere to go so I just hoon around town.

How do y'all make 90° turns from a stop on a cruiser? I always come super close to eating shit

How do I lean far enough to turn without dumping my non lean friendly bike

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>look down
>see this

>>17182133
>I definitely wouldn't mind an fz07, they just don't exist here used.

that CB500 almosts costs as much as a new one though.

If you absolutely cant get a used bike in the entrance naked category then for gods sake add 2000 bucks on top and buy a new FZ07/Z650/SV650 instead of this overpriced piece of nothing.

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>>17183799
You're strat?

I do strat shit now on the civi side. Kinda wish I was back in tac

>>17182133
>>17182144
>Post your local Craigslist, people say this shit all the time.

honestly I'm not sure we haven't had this conversation before, rustled up a series of better bikes, and you rejected them all for autistic reasons. but I don't remember, that might have been someone else.

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>>17183826
I heard tac is fun.
But I went straight from AIT to here.
I don't even know if I can call it strat, I have done nothing even remotely close to my job in the past 8 months.
Actually just got back from an FTX. Pretended to be army and basically did 11B stuff.

Heard the moneys good on the civi side.

Please help me /dbt/

I'm not looking for a sport bike

https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/search/mcy

>>17183874
https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/6126643226.html

>low rpm off throttle rattle mysteriously appears during ride
>fuck around trying to figure it out, decide to take slow way home then find it
>end up in the dark with a dark shield
>mysteriously disappears on the way home
O-okay

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>>17183880

>>17183801
>not running a 30 bucks china-pipe

https://www.aliexpress.com/cheap/cheap-r1-pipes.html

>>17183929
perhaps you could be more specific about your desires, budget, etc.

>>17183934
I was thinking of the chicken strips.

But yeah, my dad raced motocross in the 70s and rode street in the 80s, and he was telling me the other day that he thought big shiny mufflers just ruined the look of new bikes. So if he buys it off me maybe he'll shorten it and pull the baffles, lol

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>>17183934
the pictures of the installed systems are hilarious.

>>17183939
Looking for under $1500
not a chopper as I'm a frail man boy and would look ridiculous

>>17183874
https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/6094581206.html

>plated gas gas 300 for five grand
solved it for you anon.

Lads. The cr250 grom is gonna happen. I just bought the motor and the grom should be here in the next week or two, I actually found a better deal (even with delivery) on one with some plastic damage in Colorado.

>>17183963
Do you often ride on fast-moving highways, or plan to? How about on dirt? Do you need a comfortable riding position and places to put luggage or do you want to prioritize short-duration hooning? Have you ridden much before, and if so what did you like? What kind of wrenching experience/skills do you have?

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Santa came early

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>>17183983
From the thumbnail I thought it was plastic sides. Dat hammertone tho

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>>17183983
kinda similar look

>>17183980
I plan to use it full time to commute within 5-10 miles of home, no need to go much further. Highways are optional, not necessary at all. Purely asphalt. I'd prefer to sit upright centered on the bike which is why I'd hate to ride a chopper. Luggage isn't necessary, I'll just uber or lyft to get groceries etc. Never ridden before, just recently got my permit. I have zero experience wrenching but I'm good with my hands.

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>>17183995
After dropping it while navigating a blind corner and running into snow and ice I am not waiting for altrider to get their stuff off backorder.

>>17183963
https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/6126197400.html join the shitbikes

>>17184017
ayy, up for a challenge?

>>17184023
Depends on what it is. I will hear you out.

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>>17184017
I'm hoping for a good option soon for the tiger that doesn't bolt to the engine with rubber isolators

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>>17184027
24hr rally on the WABDR

>>17184030
Fuck me. I'd love to go. It's in the middle of my work week and I have scheduled events. I'm wondering if I can weasel my way out.

I have most of July off and plan on doing something, just have not decided what.

>>17184019
>>17183980
Should I just post the nighthawk ad again for you to critique
I've posted it so much but the moment I saw it I fell in love

>>17184046
then go buy it what the fuck are you wasting time for?

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>>17184044
well this one falls on Monday 9/11 i planned on taking Tuesday and possibly wed off as well to get home and recoup afterwards.
that is if i can actually get the time off

http://www.unibrawler.com/operations-order-for-operation-wabdr-blitz-16/
heres another site setting up for the same ride

>>17183851
im reserves in a signal unit. most of the 25 series guys make good money in civi side if you know ur shit.

>>17184049
I have to sell my cage first which will probably take way too long
I'm also hinging bets on getting the price to around $1300

https://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/6098827330.html

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>>17184064
>Not running that and the 500ish back home in one go

>>17184077
>"could use some care and attention"
never buy a bike with this in the ad.

>oh it just pops out of second sometimes you could fix that in an afternoon har har
>yeah fork oil hasn't been changed in 30 years but you could do that in a couple of hours
>could use a new steering head bearing about a decade ago, but it's an easy job trust me
>clutch plates are on their way out, but i've done em a million times before so you shouldn't have a problem

>>17184064
I work Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday. 24 hour shifts. I killed all my vacation days I aloted myself earlier in the year going overseas. Finding coverage may work but I'd need to get Sunday and Tuesday covered. Looking into it now and reading up on the event.

>>17184086
Nah looks like it was well taken care of, definitely worth a look.

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>>17184085
if i could average the speed needed to do it id sure as shit try.
to make the bdr in in the time limit i need to maintain an avg 26 mph including all stops, which doesnt sound fast until you realize just how badly you avg drops when you stop

>>17184088
awesome, itd be nice if i didnt have to run it alone.

>>17184100
>miles that low

The bearings are all probably notchy just from sitting.

>>17184102
BDR guides say 6 days to do it? Wtf? Smelling the roses? Or is most of it that bad.

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>daily reminder that NO ONE will FUCK you unless you own a DUCATI

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>>17184100
>>17184086
I don't know why but being that the ad has been listed for almost 3 weeks along with a price drop and change of wording in the article saying "runs pretty well" to "runs very well" made me hesitant.

The midnight blue night hawk is fucking gorgeous, it's a shame the alternate color is dog dick red

>>17184123
There's nothing wrong with dog dicks.

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>>17184114
they spec out a lot of time since its a scenic route and they figure on taking a lot of breaks to sightsee and probably making any breaking camp at reasonable hours

>>17184123
3 weeks is nothing

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>>17184116
When you realize most people that own Ducati don't even ride them.

Look at my father's garage.

>monster 750
>996sps
>900ss (original 1980, one owner)
>two 916sps in boxes (see that motor over there)
>old laverda Jota half assembled.

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>>17183627
Thank god its rained only once this month its been a blast riding this machine

>>17184116
I would ride the fuck out of a multistrada or a hypermotard sp

>>17184137
I'm honestly assuming people have gone to check it out and turned him down because problems unspoken. Seriously, could you see a bike that looks that good of that year and model sitting around on craigslist?
>>17184128
Sure except when you have to sit on them

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>>17184140
the man's already married, he probably just doesn't want to be forced to cheat on your mother from all the prime pussy that will be throwing themselves at him

>>17184152
But that's the best part

>>17184153
Instead his side of the garage has accumulated shop vacs, storage bins and flower beach cruiser bikes as the rules of garage splitting even when 4 car garage in length don't apply when married.

>>17182254
I have a FuelPak FP3 for my 15 Iron. There is a specific option for reducing decel pop.

It's really nifty

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>>17184162
STEAL HIS MONSTER

>>17184064
What trail is this?

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>>17184171
white rim trail in utah

>>17184166
It's the bike I "borrow" the most. I learned how to ride bikes on that at 16. It's anemic as fuck but the M750 is the bike you want to ride when you want to chillax. It's literally a fucking bicycle in terms of handling and the power while lacking is smooth as a finely aged scotch.

>>17184157
Maybe for the dog

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>>17184133
>"our chrome will get you home"

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>>17184199
only seems fitting the guy who worked in military comms is a tinfoiler

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>>17184177
still have yet to see the scary technical sections that a GSXR could not tackle with easy

So I just started my license course after years of postponing it due to work travel. Is there any particular reason I feel so uncomfortable making right turns ? I can make left turns and counter-clockwise O's pretty swiftly and comfortably but right ones I feel like I'll just tumble over.

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>slight leak from drain bolt
>google
>what is this crush washer shit
>i may have overtightened it

im fucked arent i

>>17184246
death grip on throttle

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>>17184245
>Scary technical sections
>White rim trail
Uhhh

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Guyz, I finally got to the promised land of dual sports.

>>17184256
yeah looks pretty tame

i'll make a note to bring a sportbike up there next year

>>17184253
Now that you mention it I guess so, I think I'm subconsciously afraid of slipping the throttle.

>>17184250
just replace the crush washer right?

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>>17184259
Noice

https://motoloot.com/products/god-of-death-motorcycle-keychain?variant=7010603073

I shouldn't buy this right? Somebody stop me.

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>>17184287
Did my first 10 willys the other day. Now I see what all you hooners are on about

Ride 2 is 50% off, anybody here play it?

Any good?

>>17184302
What the fuck?
Are you that much of a homosexual?

>>17184331
I'm a sucker for stupid GoT quotes.

>>17184353
So the answer is yes then

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>>17184302
Get a raburaibu/idolm@ster that matches your bike instead

Just never put non-idol anime on your bike. That's for fags.

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>>17184357
Define idol anime

>>17184389
Singing
Dancing
Music really sucks ass, big time, makes regular J-pop look good
No boyfriends

Y'all niggas got a discord?

I have the option to buy a yamaha sr400 or an xs650 for similar price both in good condition and the 650 being a few years older, for a beginner and knowing this will probably be my only bike whats the better choice?

>>17184425
I'd get the xs650. Two cylinders will be a bit more fun

>>17184425
just don't buy either of those

get a GS500

>mfw I realize how fucking broke I am right now
At least I can live in this Badlands suit when I get evicted.
>jk not that broke but like eating Icewiches until I get paid next week

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>>17184442
GaySquid500 < CertainlyeXcellent500

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>>17184452
>Feeling pretty good that I spent so little on SAM
>Kid comes a month early
Fugg goodbye disposable income

>>17184440
Hmm ok, i did some research before asking and little worried about the 650 being significantly heavier
>>17184442
Well I haven't done any research on that, im buying one of these bikes a friend thats moving across the country hence why these are my choices.

>>17184475
If you still have the 1/2500 at the time, and you don't teach him stick with it, I will be very disappoint

>>17184479
You'll be fine. It's still less than 500 pounds, and you're probably not good enough at riding to utilize the weight difference

>>17184475
>having children
children are for stupid teenagers to have and ruin their lives with.

>>17184475
I was totally fine with SAM expenditures, but then I spend the weekend in Pismo Beach where my friends booked double the quality hotel I was hoping for, and then without really thinking anything except "The Spec color option is sold out everywhere, it's about the be discontinued" I dropped $1700 on gear. Now my credit card it maxed and I won't be able to pay it off for like two months.

>>17184493
This desu senpai

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>>17184482
I don't plan on getting rid of that ever. Would be a damn easy vehicle to learn stick in too.

>>17184498
You just got reverse spoiled spending $17 on rooms with Wombat and me kek

>>17184527
Viper swap when

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>>17184532
At some point I want to get a spare magnum bottom end to build up with Viper heads and intake.

>>17184548
Would be fun. I realized today that I need to constantly own a vehicle that doesn't work so I can have something to be pissed off at, otherwise I start getting antsy and browsing Craigslist

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>>17184555
>Not constantly browsing craigslist anyway

>>17184563
Tru, but now i actually want to buy something. Just got a new phone though

>>17184548
Did you guys camp down in Utah or motel? I'm thinking of solo tripping in next few weeks and want to be cumfy and just sleep in a bed for "easy" factor. Lots of options? Cheap?

>>17182830
post more of the dogg

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>>17184611
Have Moto doggo

>>17184617
what kind of bullshit is this plate

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>>17184600
There's a Hostel in Moab and you can get a private cabin for like $45 iirc. Shared toilet and shower though. Otherwise i think the cheapest legit motel/hotel is the one we stayed in, the Desert inn which for us was $90/night but we were there during a high traffic weekend.

It's gonna start getting warm there so if you want to do offroad stuff do it soon

We mostly camped with a couple days in motels and our last day in the hostel.

>>17184620
Colorado doesn't do motorcycle dealer plates, it's the same one that would go on a car

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>>17184630
i mean the complete thing
THE NUMBERS SHITKAT
WHAT DO THEY MEAN

>>17182281
>>being taller than 5'10"
5`3"
>>weighing more than 150lbs
130lbs
>>riding a motorcycle
Yes
>>existing at all
Maybe

>>17184644
The date that shit expires and the temporary registration numbers you turboautist

>>17184250
>overtighten

The fuck do you manage to do that? Git a torque wrench ffs.

>>17184656
can't you choose your own plates?
lmao >land of the free

>>17184646
pls be in london

>>17184704
Nope, and I am not female...

>>17184708
>not understanding that dbt is infested with aids spreading, shit stabbing poofter faggots

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>>17184708
TRAP ANON?

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>>17184724
No, dwarf Anon.

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Good morning.

>>17184727
wr dox

>>17184727
POST DWARF BOIPUCCI

>>17184742
Seriously?

>>17184738
Drop anon pls spam some gs500

>>17184744
yes
you can't hide from the internet

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>>17184747
Nah, maybe if I get _really_ bored again.

>>17184754
Well at least post grandma_resized.jpg

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>>17184761
Enjoy.

>>17184754
>happy rx8
New Apex seals?

>>17184754
drobe pls

>>17184764
kek

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>>17184765
Just an RX-8 looking happy.

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>>17184770

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>>17184771
WR gespottet :---DD

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>>17184770

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>>17184773
oh fugggg!!!!!!!!!!! :--------D

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>>17184773
what ever happened to wrcuck? I havent browsed /dbt/ in a while.

>>17184787
He's still a NEET making 2 € per hour in some dead-end job. Sold the WR for an XT 600 or some shitbike like that.

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>>17184791
>NEET in some dead-end job

>>17184796
Alright, so you're a NET then, if that makes you feel better.
Oh, and virgin by choice, not to forget.

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>>17184799
but I'm literally not a NEET at all

>>17184805
Autistic, too.

>>17184812
no u

>>17184754
>autism supreme
>uses linux without KDE

This shit writes itself.

Anybody else going to miss the /aesthetic/ of sodium-vapor street lights once they all get replaced by LED?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuCjHXLHGUk

Movie was filmed where I live, neat to ride around in the same scenes.

>>17184975
nah yellow lights suck shit

>>17184975
yep the white/blue of LED's feel like shit on my eyes, also projector headlights always blind the fuck out of me.

wish we could go back but there's no stopping it now

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>tfw Déjà vu

>>17185019
DEJA VU

WR250R or DRZ400 for riding in the bush?

>>17185043
R1200GSA

>>17185043
WR

>>17182061

It's a decent bike anon but if you can't get it for any less than $4600, don't touch that shit with a barge pole.

>>17185043

DRZ if you're willing to put money into it to make put it into offroad mode, WR if not.

I'm going to the valve clearances on a 90s KLR250. Do I need to get a gasket? It's never been done before, so I have no idea what the condition of the current one is.
This is what I'm looking at getting:

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/FULL-GASKET-Kit-for-Kawasaki-KLR250-1985-to-2005-/301859926514?hash=item464840f1f2:m:myrxUkqliTVynE1U5zM5jmQ

>>17185089

You might as well if you're going to be taking the old one off to do the clearances.

>>17185043
My dick for riding in ur moms bush Xd

Wr 450

how do you assess corners?
every time I can't see the end of a corner I panic and slow down way too much

>>17185116
general experience and learning specific roads

>>17185116
if you're not sure about it go 10kmh under the limit or under the recommended speed for the corner

>>17185116
Gut gud/stop being a faggoti

>>17185116
I just throw her down, open the throttle and hope I don't fly off into space.

>>17185116

Learn the road, use road positioning to optimise your view through the road and use vanishing points to estimate the corner.

>>17185116
Just look at the furthest point you can see and focus on getting there with reasonable speed.

>>17182847
I partially scrubbed my strips by nearly crashing.

>Run wide in a corner, as in opposing lane wide, how do you turn lol?
>wait fuck what i do I do LEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAN AND TWIST THE GRIP I HOPE I DON'T HIGHSIDE
>somehow make it

>>17182847
Post em (^:

I'm a 24 year old ex competitive downhill skier with 6 years of driving experience, stellar reflexes and self control.

I'm going to buy a Yamaha R6 as a first bike. Am I going to die?

>>17185335
No, you'll just end up a wreck waiting to happen like this guy

>>17185260

>>17185338
I have to add that here in Hungary we have to get a motorcycle license, so I'll have around 1000km riding experience when I finish the course. It's not much, but it's something.

I'm 6'4 240lbs, I hope the R6 is big enough for me

>>17185345
The R6 is too small for you.

>>17182443
Bought a scout sixty for my wife. She doesn't have it set up the way I'd prefer so it's not as fun for me to ride, but that's fine as long as she enjoys it.

It's a quick little compact cruiser.

>>17185345

The riding hours don't really prepare you for hard riding, especially on a bike as sharp and twitchy as an R6. I'd personally get something like a CBR600F to start with as it's a bit more forgiving and would be better to learn on.

>>17185345
>mom i wanna sportbike
we tell you guys every time
you're not only gonna hurt yourself but also severely stunt your growth as a rider
get an SV and git gud

>>17182803
But I only wear a helmet :(

>>17185346
I heard it's one of the bikes with a higher sitting position... I'm only interested in sport bikes (no nakeds, no cruisers), are there any bigger ones out there?

>>17185357
I have a stable job and my own life, mommy does not have a say in this matter.

>>17182882
I learned to ride because I hated driving so no/yes?

What's your fave/most comfy helmet? I like my RF-1200 but I'm curious if there's more to be had.

>>17185357
you don't stunt your growth as a rider if you actually do track days instead of being an idiot on the street

>mom, did you know i became a better rider because i wasn't afraid to push my 250 to the limits on a public road? i'm fucking awesome! all those liter kiddies don't even know how to corner because they're scared of their bikes lol here look at this gopro footage of me scraping pegs AND dragging knee around a blind corner in a school zone betcha i wouldn't do that on an R6

>>17185361
please do go on
you'll end up like every other 30something who buys his way into an A license and raises my premium by becoming paste under a semi

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>>17185370
>accidents on the track don't happen nevver ever ever
this is the auto board, for enthusiasts and boiracers
if you wanna pretend everyone is some saint on the road you can go back to /n/

>>17185378
Accidents on the track involve people who expected to crash and a conspicuous lack of police officers, signposts, pedestrians, and curbs.

Open track day, full leathers required = $100
Speeding ticket = $200
Reckless driving ticket = your license and your freedom

>>17185384
>$
as if
man i miss MV, fucking poofta ass faggots who NEVER EVER go over the speed limit and take roundabouts at 5°

>>17185398
Did you see those guys get right up? That's not you after washing out on a patch of diesel-soaked gravel, sliding shoulder-first into a curb, and then flipping and landing wrong on some limb or another and tumbling a little more until you hit a metal post, but not before bowling over a ten year old nun or three.

But at least you "can ride" because you got your bike to lean over, irrespective of how good your line was or how much momentum you were carrying. Right?

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>>17185403

>>17185403
>That's not you after washing out on a patch of diesel-soaked gravel

Where the fuck am I going to be riding where I'm suddenly met with a patch of diesel soaked gravel?

>>17185426
I carry some in my truck and lay it around the apex of hektik corners.

>>17185403
>bowling over a ten year old nun or three.
>ten year old nun

Child bride of Christ?

What's the best 650 dual sport?

>>17185345
How the R6 fits you will depend on the condition of your knees. Depending on how skiing has treated your knees, you may wish to consider lowered pegs or a thicker seat

We all already know "track only" guys are scared of the road and motorcycles in general. Riding is just a sport or a hobby to them, no need to even discuss motorcycling with them because they're only part time riders.

>>17185458
>not cruising on the street and getting hektik on the track

Okay mr. the-reason-why-lane-splitting-is-illegal

>>17185462
Hey, if that's what you're doing, then I wasn't talking about you, mang.

>>17182882
My car at least. My bike is pretty much ideal for my taste, my car is far from it.

>>17185433
shoo shoo skid demon

>pass closed
>only one way to it
>trucks driving far below the speed limit
>no way to overtake safely

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you and fuck you too, I'm getting a gelato.