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Previous Thread: >>30718695
>>30737335
Brilliant
>>30737335
Excellent work sir.
>>30737335
I should be offended by this.I am the type of DHfag this is targeted at and despise whispenposting but I can only laugh at this.
Except the banter thing. None of what was directed at DH that people argued over was banter and you know it, it's historical revisionism at its finest.
>>30737458
That's nice dear.
>>30737458
>you're rewriting history with memes
Pleeny draws cute ponies.
Ponies can brush off lightening strikes
Reeee immersion ruined.
Was there ever a moment in a cyoa that like, really blew your mind man?
>>30737712
Yes but it's darkest Hour and I don't want to start an argument.
>>30737742
Then again it was more a makes me think moment.
>>30737458
Every other quest that got memed at took it like a champ. Yours is the only one where people thought they needed to defend themselves. Against memes.
>>30737742
I don't think there is anything wrong with talking about the quest itself, I for one have never minded that. Though I do appreciate your consideration.
It's whining, talking about the players, shitting on the qm, gossiping and repeating things over an over again that cause problems.
I don't see anything wrong with answering a horse question about it, I do see a problem with making a passive agressive post like you did however. Just answer the horse.
>>30737767
Also this.
>>30737767
This.
>>30737783
This.
And also this, right below my post. Whatever it is.
>>30737825
>>30737825
It's time to talk to the mob! We'll see if you can avoid becoming a whore!
Darkest Hour is the best quest
>>30737848
Fuck you bath you stole my thunder
>>30737851
How?
>>30737848
Fun fact, junk makes your muscles go week at random times, he'd have a hard time flying.
>>30737856
You see >>30737840 said he agreed with whatever was posted below him so I said darkest hour is the best quest but you posted a few seconds before me.
>>30737875
Well I'm glad he agrees that I've started running tonight.
>>30737875
>>30737875
Don't worry, we'll get this cleaned up in a hurry.
>>30737875
Together we can find the cure.
>>30737767
I have to admit that the parts I engaged in were more then meming on. I got swept up in the excitment of having something to hate.
Did you ever have what you thought was a great idea for a quest, only to realize that it had already been done, or that it was too similar to another quest?
If so, what was your idea, and what did you think it was too similar to?
>>30737955
>too similar to another quest.
Fuck this attitude. I remember one guy said he had an idea for a quest but did not do it because Darkest Hour was going and we all know how darkest hour turned out.
>>30737968
Yes, that was one of the reasons I thought it might be worth discussing, that maybe it was still worth perusing despite a percieved similarity to another quest or fanwork.
Also, you didn't really answer the question there.
>>30737955
>wanted to run an engineering quest
>knew I would never get around to it
>tinepone came out
>thank god, I'm off the hook
>>30737968
Question horses are traditionally replied to with an answer to the question, not "that reminds me of this thing I hate".
Why so angry all the time, thread?
>>30738105
Savage.
>>30738124
>>30738219
Where's the joke?
>>30737519
>Pleeny
I honestly though that was from coltquest.What makes it worse is that I'm playing sneky-snek.
>>30737244
All characters in that quest are of legal age of consent in the kingdom in which they live.
>>30738397
I thought it looked a little like Fic art.
It's because the pose is stolen from Colt Quest, presumably due to a similar hairstyle.
I may be talking out my ass about the pose though
>>30737335
The funny thing is I do in fact dress almost exclusively in dark colors.
>>30737783
Fine.
As previously mentioned it did not so much blow my mind as make me think.we we were
>>30738452
I am gonna assume you meant when we were but that does not explain all the other shit.
>>30738490
The lack of other shit I should say.
reminder, you can report things
>>30738519
Shut the fuck up.
>>30738519
And what would you propose in this thread is against the rules?
>>30738519
This is getting kind of sad
Which cyoa poner would delete system 32?
SUPER
>>30738635
Fuck off, you are making me hate SUPERposting
>>30738624
Probably a lot of the Darkest Hour cast, It's the only low tech level setting to come to mind (flamethrowers and mech suits aside of course)
Rime in particular seems the type to fall for it.
>>30738624
Gar Iceon
>>30738624
Rust Bucket
>>30738639
Rime is going to delete system 32 and be killed by the irate owner of the computer.
>>30738639
I think all the war quests so far have had a tech level below the show.
>>30738635
GAY
>>30738637
D-Did you like Super posting before?
Which CYOA had the biggest twist?the big twist is that this question doesn't come with a horse.
>>30738754
Better question, which cyoa had the dumbest twist?
>>30738762
Nebula
It was just the one really fucking dumb twist though, it had many other good twists.
>>30738754
The deer our allies had captured and were forcing to do stuff is not our friend.
Well it wasn't a twist to me but apparently everybody there decided he must be good.
>>30738772
One of my favorite examples of player failure creating something great. But yeah I don't know what we were thinking.
I was disappointed that we voted to agree to his terms rather than stab him in the back though but with cyoa you take the good with the bad.
Jesus christ how can you people still be talking about fucking darkest Hour.
>>30738808
I have a better question
Why do most cyoa get so fucking little discussion.
I am convinced the large amount DH get's is because people want to talk about something but nothing gets a decent level of it.
>>30738828
Because what's the point of trying to talk about a quest when Darkest Hour is hogging it all.
>>30738845
Hogging the thread that is
>>30738845
That's fucking dumb. If you want to talk about a quest fucking talk about it, you don't have to wait for people to finish talking about another, hell you could even use a part of the DH conversation as a springboard to talk about another quest.
>>30738845
Nobody is preventing you from talking about quests you like, you dip.
>>30738853
If it was a normal amount of conversation maybe but darkest hour dominated entire threads.
>>30738898
You can have more than one conversation at a time dude
I just noticed Pluto consistintly uses the word trot, that's a nice touch
>>30737682
But they can, we saw applebloom do it.
>>30738993
That's what I meant. A character in Open skies had scared from getting hit.
I was joking though, I don't really care.
If anything was gonna bother me it would be ponies without magic cutie marks being proficient in various spells but it seems to be a popular diversion from canon in cyoa so were I to make that a dealbreaker I would have few cyoa to choose from.
I am reading Nebula and have a question.
One of the crew members turns out to be a ling right? So why does the pirate king guy not notice them when he notices vines magic?
>>30739032
I like when unicorns have more power than in the show.
>>30739037
Because the twist was thought up on the spot.
>>30739106
Have an update.
>>30739047
I think all the twists were thought up on the spot (wings aside)
Most of them were good though, it's just that one was terrible.
>>30738105
Brutal
>>30738365
It's a rebuttal to >>30737335
Most Whispenpostsrs have never read royal guard survival which is where she comes from. It's at least we read our quest presented in a clever albeit lazily edited way.
Wait why was >>30738219 deleted?
>>30738519
Is that what you reported? If so why?
Luna a lunatic
Active threads
Slave: >>30697821
Semantic Error: >>30730997
Wide Open Skies: >>30734223
Coltquest: >>30734082
Give and Take: >>30640861
Kingdom Hearts: >>30524879
Broken Hearts: >>30691739
Week Long Vacation: >>30731052
Frostbitten: >>30727128
Cirquesque: >>30640409
Shattered Planes: >>30697378
Darkest Hour: >>30719355
Did someone say Griff Butt?
>>30739424
Griff butt makes this autistic poner cry, don't be an asshole.
>>30739424
SUPER
>>30739429
BARBED
>>30739431
SPHINCTERS
>>30739496
>>30739496
Running again!
>>30739309
>clever
I want Floral to do things to me
>>30739438
PROVIDE
You have 25 seconds to tell us why CYOA wouldn't be better off without you or your waifu will be incarcarated and forced to play appear in DH.
>>30739940
To late. I already play DH.
IT'S A HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US
>>30739309
>most Whispenpostsrs have never read royal guard survival
How did you retards come to this conclusion?
>>30739953
She's from a quest? I thought it was a character like Nyx or Buttons.
Running.
>>30740236
Fish pons are shit, SHIT!
>>30738675
That's where you wrong a little bit.
>>30740051
She has a life of her own in this thread, there is literally nothing wrong with enjoying Whispens. That's was once one of the fun things about this thread, characters got to mingle, readers got to see cute art, and everyone who didn't have time to read every single work of amateur fiction this place puts out got to experience a sampling of it.
Also, everyone who actually played RGS said don't bother reading it, it was fun to play but not worth going back and reading.
>>30740297
Basil, we need to talk about your speciesism.
Ok, so, i've been on /mlp/ for about a month now. It's not my mother board but lately i've been getting in here more and more, and i still don't get these CYOA. What makes them fun? Because i can't seem to understand that by just looking at the threads about it.
>>30740404
>everyone who actually played RGS said don't bother reading it
No I didn't.
>>30740409
Moonmare, Moonmare can't you see that bats and ziggers should hang from trees?
>>30740404
Is that even supposed to make sense?
>>30739309
>so butthurt by purple mares you have to invent reasons to hate them
Through the Shattered Planes:
>>30738435
Indeed, I don’t think Ficfic invented the smug shrug
Returns!
>>30740675
>>30740668
>>30740661
>>30740653
>>30740562
No, I linked the wrong post.
>>30740443
Basically a choose your own adventure thing. What makes them so fun is that the choices you choose will affect the plot. Just take some time to look at the CYOA's on the actvie list or go to Anonpone for the newer ones that don't have a thread and see which one you enjoy most. You can also be a QM, aka questmaster, and host your own quests.
For those interested, Big Mare Hero returns this Saturday, at 9pm BST. New adventures, friends to make and bigeness to be found!
>>30741018
Fuck you. You are human garbage and the quest is shitty meme rubbish.
>>30741024
I agree.
>>30741024
This
>>30741024
BMH sucks but you're a faggot, too.
>>30741058
Why does it suck? Just because it's based on a stupid stale meme? I bet you haven't even played it.
>>30741077
It's reverse psychology. QMs stop running when you praise them so they billy Fins to encourage him.
>>30739309
>>30741018
can you translate the timezone?
>>30741140
9pm BEST timezone
>>30741140
I believe it would be 3 pm EDT.
>>30738105
Told status
[x] Told
[ ] Not Told
>>30738105
TOLD STATUS:
[ ] NOT TOLD
[ ] TOLD
[ ] FUCKING TOLD
[ ] TOLD LIKE THE FIST OF THE TOLD STAR
[ ] THE CHRONICLES OF TOLDIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE TOLDROBE
[ ] TOLDENEYE 64
[ ] AVATOLD: THE LAST TOLDBENDER
[ ] THE 40 YEAR TOLD VIRGIN
[ ] FRUIT TOLD-UP
[ ] TEXAS TOLD'EM POKER
[ ] BLACKBERRY TOLD
[ ] TOLD NAVY
[ ] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN
[ ] TOLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM
[ ] CASH4TOLD.COM
[ ] TOLDERONE
[ ] PTERODACTOLD
[ ] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD
[ ] TOLDTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS
[ ] TOLDPLAY
[ ] TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TOLDLES
[ ] BATTLETOLDS
[ ] AUSTIN POWERS TOLDMEMBER
[ ] UNREAL TOLDAMENT
[ ] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN
[ ] http//:www.youtold.com
[ ] Toldsmobile
[ ] The Ecstasy of Told
[ ] Knights of the Told Republic
[ ] Told Fusion
[ ] Batman: The Brave and the Told
[ ] Toldasaurus Rex
[X] All of the above
>>30741260
You're samefagging a little hard there, buddy. Doesn't look organic in the slightest.
>>30741396
This.
>>30741396
I agree
>>30741396
Yeah, this.
>>30741396
You know that second told post was a joke right?
>>30741396
That's pretty paranoid.
>>30738970
>walking is a cool thing
so this is the level we've stooped to
http://www.strawpoll.me/13721695
>>30741546
/cyoa/ has failed. All we can do is have fun poking its corpse with a stick.
>>30741584
Poking a corpse with a stick is kinda a little fun, tho.
>>30741629
word
SUPER
>>30741729
DUPER
>>30741767
POOPER
>>30741729
Jewus christ shut the fuck up.
I get why some people hate SUPERposting now holy shit.
>>30741806
SCOOPER
>>30737335
I like this but I think it wpuld be better without the "characters" bit, it was always the weakest of the DH memes
>>30742012
SUPER
>>30742024
DUPER
>>30742019
I disagree it would be better without it but I do agree it was the weakest meme.
>>30742028
DEPRAVED
>>30742079
No one cares what you think, you had your chance.
>>30742115
I care what he thinks.
>>30742127
No you don't.
>>30742132
Fuck you I care about most things posted here.
>>30742141
No you don't.
>>30742146
Yes I do
>>30742163
No.
>>30742168
Yes
I want to run a quest but there's so many styles being used here I don't know which one I should use. What does the majority of players prefer?
Greentext story style with choices?
Old school adventure book style?
Completely player driven world?
On rails adventure?
RPG turn-based style?
>>30742181
Yes
>>30741018
She's fat
>>30742225
All the big mares are fat, but everyone's too scared to call them out on it.
>>30742225
What, you think you're to good for her or something?
>>30742127
But do you agree with hi?
>>30742276
Shhhhh don't get them upset, you'll trigger a girthquake.
>>30742290
n-no
>>30742282
Kind of yeah. All the other things said about Darkest Hour and it's fanbase had some basis in reality however tenous some of them might have been such as with the lack of art style knowledge. There is nothing supporting the idea there was a lack of characterization.
>>30742310
And what was your favorite meme about it.
>>30742315
Probably the artstyle stuff. I know it only came about because of deliberate bait to get somebody to make that mistake but it was still fun to tease them about it.
I miss A Historical Perspective. God dammit, when's it coming back?
>>30742334
I expect Broken hearts will end once the (in game) week is up.
>>30737335
What if I am both?
>>30742297
Why are her hindlegs so short
>>30741018
Nice.
>>30742377
Swallowed up by ass fat.
>>30742181
Nevermind then.
>>30742437
Run what you think you want fag.
>>30742181
1st, 3rd, and 5th sound fun to me.
Poor Basil was never the same after he got mind fucked.
>>30738624
Oh I think we all know
That's it.I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SHITTY EDIT OFF!
>>30743119
That sounds like effort.
>>30743119
I would if someone could buy me a better computer
>>30743136
It's really not
>>30743157
I do them on a potato
>>30743203
What kinda potato?
>>30743119
My edit is shitereerer than ur edit.
>>30743207
Android potato. Mediabang, and Autodesk are both free programs you can use.
>>30743213
Un garde!
....maybe I should have suggested a topic, anyone got any ideas?
>>30743289
Edit real horses to look like CYOA pones.
>>30743302
That sounds like effort.but ok
>>30743332
It's not for me, because I already did it twice.
>>30743381
Do you use select and fill tools at all? I have a feeling that just painting over the horse isn't the best way.
>>30743411
I used gimp for both the dandu pones. For the actual colouring, I just used gimp's colourize/Hue-saturation tools after separating the horse from its background. I don't know what the equivilant would be in whatever android program you might be using, though. You might be fucked if it doesn't have some similar options, or some way to shift hues around.
I think I might have used gimp's Hue-saturation tool for >>30743302, and then used colorize for that one that I did last night, or whenever that was, and that's why its colours were so shit.
>>30743507
Thanks, that helps. That was my other idea, I have gimp on my laptop so I might go that route. I actually alternate between two or three android programs depending on what I want to do, one of them has a hue option.
I just used mediabangs 'separate lineart' feature on a white horse to get a transparent image I can color under, I'll give that a shot for now.though I actually have to come back to it later, so you win the shittyedit off for now
>>30740686
What quest is underrated?
What quest, old or new, do you think is really good but hardly ever gets mentioned?
>>30744055
Fun fact: qms often drop their names and trips to ask generic questions like this in hopes that someone mentions their game. More often than not the question will either go unanswered or get buried in shitposting.
>>30744152
That's pretty paranoid.
>>30744055
Darkest Hour is pretty underrated.
>>30744055
Every quest but yours.
>>30744055
Zodiac, I feel people did not give it a fair shot because it had anon as the mc.
>>30744235
I think it's not so much underrated as overhated.
I decided to read Darkest Hour to take part in shipping with it and I have three questions. Should I ask all three and risk an argument or just ask the one related to shipping?
>>30744425
To clarify I stopped at the mc switch. I will read the new stuff later.
>>30744425
Just the shipping one.
>>30744440
Are Arcane Rime shippers fucking retarded?
>>30744474
Yes they are. I am not gonna pretend everything was peachy with Gust but Arcane would have been non stop arguing.
>>30744474
Arcane is the name of then new mc right? Those shippers must be happy to have their chances improved.
>>30743302
Somebody should do Frosty Rime here.
>>30744954
Wow you really hate Frosty.
>>30744425
Ask them all fag. If /cyoa/ get triggered it's what they deserve.
I'm going to make love to angel's snoot
>>30745755
Running slowly.
>>30744308
rightfully so
>>30745621
But Angel doesn't have a snoot
>>30744954
Cain pls.
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>>30746576
Will alch do another quest or was Alchemy Quest his last?
Has inept considered doing another Threshold?
>>30746620
On a scale of 1 to 10: [1d10].
ok, i'm kind of a newfag. making this clear so that noone calls me on that later. The thing is, i'm really curious on how anonpone works. Is it some script that reads any thread with (CYOA) in the title?
>>30746661
QMs have special-access passwords and they submit the first post of their new thread to the system. Then anonpone automatically adds all posts with the QM's tripcode. It autofilters meta posts.
>>30746661
Basically an archive for CYOA's, similar to how desuarchive works.
>>30746671
This.
>>30746661
you have to say hey Amm. Hey amm, how does anonpone work?
>>30746671
Either it changed or that's wrong.
>>30746661
CYOAs are manually added by the maintainer of the archive.
When a CYOA is added it's given a subject and name/trip to look for.
Every few minutes the script parses /mlp/'s index looking for subjects.
Upon finding a valid subject it parses through the thread until it finds a post with the supplied name/trip.
If it doesn't find a valid name/trip the thread is discarded, if there is a valid name/trip the thread is archived.
Any posts with that name/trip are marked as QM posts.
>>30746661
AMM took in a bunch of clickfarm-refugees from Bangladesh who browse /mlp/ and copypaste all the QM posts onto the site. He said it was less than 20 but I think he just says that for tax reasons. He feeds them bananas and papayas from his plantation in Puerto Rico where he lives.
>>30746656
yes
>>30746656
Has inept ever considered running a good quest?
>>30746779
No
Yes
She was/wasn't.
>>30746767
This is correct. My children are needing the shoes and Mr. Amm is very nice man.
>>30746751
so, it takes posts with anons that have names and tripcodes, that makes sense
>>30746847
That means you're not anon.
>>30746847
(yes, that was my experiment on tripcodes, i had never used one before)
>>30746853
Nobody gives a flying fuck.
>>30746877
Or a standing fuck.
Running.
>>30746983
>>30746853
>>30746877
>>30746894
>>30746894
Yes, very good, you don't seem completely retarded and that's encouraging.
What other questions can we help you with?
>>30747003
Is liking Changelings gay?
>>30744152
He's right though, I did it a couple of times.
On a completely unreleated note, favorite finished quest?
Well, thread is down and I'm feeling rather blue nowadays. Has Shattered Planes got boring? I think I may be in need of some change.
I may do some Blord for next thread actually, but I haven't decided for sure yet. What do people think?
>>30747041
Absolutely not. Next question.
>>30747061
Occasionally changing things up is a good thing.
>>30747045
Yee I agree, but for the record, that wasn't posted by a QM. Also, I just wanted to leave it as "which quests are underated?" but that started an argument over the definition of underated last time.What I was really doing was seeing if a certain poster was banned in an attempt to gauge just how much samefaging they do after a suspicious drop in activity during certain hours.ya'll weren't paranoid enough
>>30745764
I feel it benifited from having anon.
>>30746671
>QMs have special-access passwords
Wait what?
Pretty sure that's not the case.
>>30747171
Lurk moar.
>>30747045
>On a completely unreleated note, favorite finished quest?
Darkest Hour.
>>30747061
Switch it up every now and again. Don't forget to give that guy an email.
>>30747184oldDH.oldDH was great except for all the desperate anti-DH-memsters.
>>30747154
Jesus christ shut the fuck up.
As one of the people you likely consider part of this samefag stuff I can assure you I am not banned.
>>30747192
Unironicly this.
>>30747192
Unironically agreed.
>>30747192
I agree, unironically
>>30747213
>>30747220
Cyoa will fall for this.
>>30747192
This unironicly
>>30747192
i unironicly support this
>>30747227
Cyoa is a dumb, fat, stinking retard.
>>30747237
not him but
>>30747192
this so much
>>30747192
This is unironically true. New DH is a pile of steaming horse shit.
>>30747192
This i can't believe warlock did a thing he wanted to do
>>30747192
DH was unironicaly the best quest in the history of /cyoa/.
>>30747251
Can you believe that MC actually has a personality now? How atrocious!
>>30747268
What kind of personality is that supposed to be? The old MC had tons of personality. Why so jelly?
>>30747268
Disgusting, I for one will make sure to spend the next 6 months personally harrasing the qm over this atrocity.
>>30747192
While Cainart was the worst pile of shit ever, it's still better than the cheap knock-off storytelling that is neo-DH
>>30747278
True, she was the most interesting and defined character throughout the history of CYOAs. And her internal conflict literally made me cry.
>>30747293
I only cried when I realized that the little hollow-filly was literally me.
>>30747292
You know, you can hijack old DHand ressurect THE BEST QUEST.
>>30747302
You should, at this point, fuck it. All will burn.
>>30747302
>>30747314
Then we will have two Darkest Hours. That'll open the floodgates, and pretty soon we'll have three Darkest Hours. Then a dozen. Eventually it will be the only cyoa.
>>30747350
i want this, i'll play them all! :D
>>30747268
Rime had plenty of personality, even if there were some stumbles along the way with it.
>>30747302
I honestly don't think anybody but Warlock could pull it off.
I can't tell how much of this is memeing and gow much is genuine
>>30747389
Did you expect that faggot to have a sense for subtlety? I bet he's just a stupid BMH player.
>lolol big mares are big! xDDD
You fags are hillarious.
You have ten seconds to prove that new DH is objectively worse than old DH.
>>30747424
You have ten seconds to prove that new DH is objectively better than old DH. Faggot.
>>30747389
I have a question. Why did people react so negatively to the suggestion of the stopping celestia motivation after all the buildup pointing towards it?
I never showed up because by the time I had gotten another reply after the one that said I had no players, I already had to pack up my shit and leave. I could've responded but I had to get going, and I already felt like shit for both related and unrelated reasons. Now I made another mistake by not doing so. Sorry for updating so infrequently. It isn't by choice.
>>30747424
New DH puts far too much effort into shitting on it's legacy
>>30747441
I don't know. I found the objection odd as well. Did people just not notice everything was building towards it?
>>30747460
If I remember right that was the part where cammy really leaked into Cain.
>>30747516
What?
>>30747516
Lewd.
>>30747525
I would rather not risk the shitstorm if I misremembered so I will try and find the posts in question later.
>>30747560
You don't have to worry. There is nobody left to be offended. The only people still here besides you people are the shitposters.
Cast your votes if you haven't already
http://www.strawpoll.me/13715329
I like how there are 4 votes for the monster.
tiny zebra penor quest when
>>30747061
I say go back to bard quest till you get board of it and head back to shatter and continue the cycle.
>>30748115
B U G
>>30747443
I've been wanting to read your quest for a while, I just thought it was cancelled. I don't mind waiting, I'll pick it up next time you can run.
>>30748126
>>30748153
You too zeeb.
>>30748126
F A G
>>30748168
F O R
>>30748188
Y O U
SUPER
>>30748245
SNOOT
>>30748261
SCRUNCH
Is anyone interested in an IKEA adventure quest?
>>30748276
SUPER
>>30748331
SNOOT
>>30748351
BOOP
>>30748305
Yes, yes I am. A spooky furniture lover quest is just what I need right now.
>>30748305
Sure.
>>30748331
ENOUGH
>>30748438
FOR
>>30748305
Ikea quest when?
>>30748454
EVERY
>>30748454
Oh fuck I am retarded. I meant enough as in stop that shit but I was dumb and put it in all caps.
>>30748463
LAST
>>30748468
PONER
Hey, who likes bugs?
>>30748521
I like bugs. Do you have more?
>>30748521
I like Changelings. I abhor disgusting special snowflake hybrid-bugs.
>>30748524
Unfortunately, I only have one other bug on me, hopefully someone else has bugs.
>>30748521
I like to eat bugs.
>>30748583
Thats a pretty nice looking bug. I've got a couple on hand.
>>30748592
Buggo
>>30748599
Buggarino
>>30748601
Buggaboo
>>30748605
Aaaaand, that's all I got.
>>30748599
>that but mark
Shes gonna be a firefighter, a firefighter
>>30748626
Nah, quartermaster or soldier.
If she does end up murdering her last surviving family member she is already well on her way.
>>30747154
What? What poster and why would that matter?
>>30748780
He is convinced there is a samefag running around /cyoa/
>>30748780
He thinks he has found a samefag
>>30748780
He is paranoid and thinks we have a samefag.
>>30748780
He is tracking a nonexistent samefag.
>>30748780
>>30748821
Not him but we definatly have no samefag here
>>30748780
He is convinced there is a samefag.
>>30748780
He is convinced of a samefag
>>30748626
What you are looking at is a veryearly prototype, completely unlike final cuddlebug, where her talent was pitched as a love for replacing maintaining and collecting light bulbs.
>>30748856
Neat
>>30748821
You didn't read that post carefully, also I'm a grill.
>>30748609
Thanks. I found another bug on me.
>>30749111
Jitter is a pretty bug.
>>30749111
I remember this one ;_;
>>30749131
So is this one.
>>30749148
>>30749145
Same bug, same last two words. The call of the hive has us.
KooKoo Harajuku cyoa when?
>>30749328
I fucking hate Gwen Stefani, so hopefully never.
>>30749333
Is one of those things meant to be her.
>>30749387
It's her brand.
>>30749333
I forget, is she executive producer or director.
>>30749412
I dunno, probably executive producer
>>30749145
rare
>>30742334
Broken hearts just went on hiatus so in a few days.
Do you ever really want to pony pone but just don't feel like you have it in you to poner pony pone anymore?
Which cyoa mare can pee the hardest?
>>30750083
Frosty Rime.
She bets ponies she can't do amazing feats with the force of her urine.
>>30750139
Headcanon accepted.
>>30750139
I still want a prequel adventure set during her training.
>>30750139
Until the day she peed to hard, her urethra became sore and inflamed. The next day she developed a terrible UTI.
Now she's constantly fidgeting from it and trickling urine all over her hooves, none of the other ponies can stand the smell.
What would happen if all the mc mares squirted female fluids at the same time?
>>30750209
If she fidgets all the time how does she fight so well?
>>30750232
A terrible mess
>>30750247
She channels her pain.
← Wait a minute, who drew this Whispen. Iirc an anon finished someone else's sketch, but who drew the sketch?
>>30750300
Looks like it might be Cainart.
>>30749728
Indeed.
I'm looking for the treads pomf image, who has it?
>>30750357
I looked for yellow poners, I don't think I do, unless it's in black and white.
>>30750300
MemoryNumber
>>30750357
Yea, no, but now I want to see this rare treads too.
>>30750191
Warlock would just take every chance to shit on her.
>>30750419
I wish I could say I disagreed.
>>30750357
Unless you meant this.
>>30750357
>>30750499
Oh, that kind of pomf.
>>30750499
I thought you meant a what are we gonna do on the bed pomf
>>30750191
It would be a good way to give some justification for her getting chosen as squad leader but
>>30750419
The qm seems ashamed of the quests past
Holy shit Royal guard survival is fucking terrible.
>>30750536
I assumed a floof related pomf.
>>30750546
You shut your whore mouth.
>>30750499
oh
I meant a bed pomf
>>30750546
Holy shit your taste is fucking terrible.
>>30750555
Floof is just as stupid as booping and completely out of touch with reality.
>>30750566
I bet your taste is so fucking superior right?
>>30750569
Booping is not so much stupid as cringy.
Fluff is dumb though.
>>30750593
Uncomfortable talk with your Ex is a go!
>>30750597
The third guy you quoted was memeing.
>>30750581
Was serious though.
>>30750573
Inb4 elmfarm says he is glad Oakfarm is dead and Raven has to arrest us for assault.
>>30751036
Don't you mean murder?
>>30751106
Well I guess that would answer the question of if he should switch between quests, years in prison would end the quest and leave him with only one quest to run.
>>30751120
Oh is Pluto considering doing what bath does and switching between quests?
>>30751130
Yeah.
>>30751139
Neat, I think he should. Granted I have an ulterior motive of liking the idea of conquest while not caring for open skies (not that I am in the right timezone to play pluto quests)
>>30751146
>not that I am in the right timezone to play pluto quests
You know even if you can't make sessions you can still make suggestions on the final prompt of a session.
What are some good cyoa to read if I want to argue about shipping with people, complete, ongoing, cancelled or otherwise?
>>30750512
>>30750536
>>30750560
she got better
>>30751369
Oh good.
>>30751488
Updates.
What's the most far fetched thing you have seen in cyoa?
>>30751818
In Big Mare Hero. That the robotics team had to put a bunch of work into developing a pony bot.
Bear in mind this was a sci fi setting in many ways. It just felt complety unbelievable that they would not just have that shit laying around, let alone not even developed.
>>30751821
Oh yeah that was really fucking dumb.
>>30751826
I get what the qm was trying to do, force us to make difficult decisions about our priorities but it still came across as really fucking dumb.
>>30750581
I think I worked out why I don't like fluff or boops.
I don't find ponies cute.
>>30750569
>>30750581
You are cringy and your mum is dumb.
>>30751860
Well you're right about my mum at leadt.
>>30751369
IT'S REALIZE
>>30750600
We need more turkey bot
SUPER
>>30752264
Go fuck yourself you ruined supwrposting
>>30752321
Vacationing intensifies.
>>30752264
DICK
>>30752460
ENHANCEMENT
Hey /cyoa/,
how do you pronounce "GIF" (the file extention)?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13733912
>>30752616
neo-DH players pronounce it "jiff" and they eat poop.
>>30752616
>>30752624
If only they'd just eat it like civilized internet-denizens...
>>30752624
They just want to starve the old-DH-players to death by eating all the shit before they can eat it.
It's literally what this new-vs-old-DH players feud is.
>>30752661
What fued?
>>30752668
Lurking, you need to do it more.
>>30752668
DH had two distinct types of player. When the quest came back from hiatus, it came with some changes. One of its two player bases was not happy about this. The other was fine.
I think I understand why people vandalize their neighborhoods after they go to shit.
So i've been having this idea for a CYOA for a while now. I tend to be GM when i RP with my friends, and i've been doing it for five years now. Back in 2014 we did a campaing with MLP (i invented a pretty simple system) and the campaing was damn fun, so i've been thinking about making it into a CYOA.
I don't want to go into details because spoilers and stuff, but in your experience, how well do RPG campaings tranlate into CYOA?
>>30752946
Do you know about sekrit club? That sounds like a sekrit club question. It's the chat room where everyone who used to be here actually is. The link is in the paste bin at the top of the thread.
>>30752581
MEMERY
>>30752995
FOR
>>30753012
CHOOSIE
Here's a new CYOA I thought of doing on the side.
>>30753094
>>30753107
That beach needs ponies.... oh, it's too soon.
>>30753107
When you actually just wanted to run Conquest of Paradise instead of Open Skies, why did you even put it up for vote? You never seemed quite happy about the fact that Stardew Valley won over Make Equestria Great Again.
>>30753263
It was just to spite you.
>>30753263
I sometimes get bored of running one CYOA at a time. So this is to keep me motivated for the other one. When I finish the thread I'll go back to Wide Open Skies again for several threads. I'm not choosing one over the other.
>>30752979
Kill yourself
>>30753107
Why the hell is there such an above average level of shitpost here?
>>30753368
>not being in sekrit
>actually still being here
It's like eating literal shit from the floor when you could have filet minion.
>>30753368
No u
>>30753389
No, you kys yourself.
>>30753384
I really hope I am wrong but I have a sneaking suspicion it is people convinced this will cause a repeat of the Darkest Hour shitstorms trying to sabotage it.
>>30753409
I want to think /cyoa/ are better than that but I am finding it hard to dismiss what you say.
>>30753384
I'm not sure why, but I'm ignoring it.
I wasn't planning on making it like Darkest Hour, I never even read it.
>>30753384
>>30753433
First threads are always full of shitposts, the whole board is full of shiposts right now. I don't know though, that seems pretty insane but things have gotten very ugly.
>>30753409
Nah, pluto is good but he ain't Warlock good.
>>30753467
True. Very few qms are.
>>30753474
This.
>>30753408
Actually, that sounds like a good idea.
>>30753462
I just actually looked at the thread, that is definitely not an above average level of shitposts.
That's pretty paranoid.
>>30753505
I have seen worse but it is a lot more than Open skies and Nebula got.
I just want to say I am interested in this whole Paradise thing because I wanted to run something similar quite a time ago but I didn't have the balls. Plus maybe there will be an occasion to order a purge or two.
Doctor dick cyoa when?
>>30753625
When you make it.™
>>30753625
Help us doctor dick, we need your love this threads so sick.
I wonder how long it will take this nap to change.
>>30753684
I feel guilty for making this post.
>>30753746
Not long. There will be a lot of deerrape and deerpillaging and deerplundering!
>>30753906
Why would you plunder a deer?
>>30754023
No, we're a deer. And therefore we will deer-rape -plunder, -pillage and -enslave.
>>30754050
How is a little forest shitter supposed to do that?
>>30754078
We live in the mountains tho.
>>30754050
I doubt we personally will be doing any raping but our troops will. We might not even be leading from the front lines.
>>30754199
We might personally pick out slaves though.
Jesus Christ guys, the MC is just a kiddo going to get married.
>>30754212
We are mostly joking dude.
>>30754247
>mostly
I am tired of Earth. These ponies. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
What's the worst cutie mark in cyoa?
>>30754297
21's is pretty fucking bad.
Is Conquest going to be even edgier than DH?
>>30754297
I think Bitter roots is ill fitting but it still looks nice.
Feather storms is really fucking terrible. I can't even fathom how the qm thought it ok.
>>30754322
>baaaaawww mature content is edgyyyy D:
>>30754322
I doubt it.
>>30754326
He sounds like a guy asking a question because he is curious about other's opinions on the matter.
You sound like an over-sensitive whiner.
>>30754322
In some ways yes and others no I guess.
>>30754339
Why do you waste your (you)s on him in this economy?
>>30754353
The economy died, m8. You can wallpaper your house with (you)s. They're worthless now.
>>30754358
They still have a sentimental value. People died so we could use (you)s. They wore their (you)niforms proudly.
Disfunctional relationships in CYOA?
>>30754386
If the Arcane Rime shippers get their way we will habe one.
>>30754403
To be fair Gust is not much better but there is room for thimgs to improve with Gust.calling her a filthy unicorn whore after she got raped can't have fucking helped.
>>30754459
It's funny. People have such a wide range of opinions about the rape scene but everybody agrees that line was a mistake.
>>30754475
>everybody
a vocal minority maybe
>>30754509
>a wide range of opinions
Reading comprehension buddy.
>>30754509
He said everybody agreed regardless of thoughts on the event.
>>30749031
>say something
>claim you did not say it
This is exactly why I left this thread in the first place.
>>30754579
Reading comprehension yourself, buddy. There was a second half of the sentence he was responding to.
>>30754279
She's got them thighs
>>30754322
I expect it will be more like esteria then DH
>>30754297
Feather storm.
>>30754764
>esteria
That's not how you spell Equestria.
Marelets are the scum of CYOA!
to the qm of lewd please post if you are making a thread so we dont have to wait all day for nothing
>>30754883
What are you going to wait for if he doesn't make a thread?
>>30754978
no im waiting to see if the qm does i dont want to if i dont need
>>30754992
Yes, but if he says he's not making a thread, what are you going to wait for then?
Right now, you're waiting for something, but if he tells you there's no thread, then you won't have anything to wait for. It might be better if he says nothing.
>>30755020
no if he says hes not making a new game today then i dont have to wait but if he doesnt then i do for nothing
>>30754883
But even if you're waiting for a thread he is going to post, you're still waiting for nothing.
>>30755038
So you'd rather wait for nothing than something? I'd prefer to have something to look forward to, but to each their own, I suppose.
>>30755052
>>30755087
Do you take the mask off when you aren't shocked, or do you keep it on all the time?
>>30755105
It's also my pooping and my eating-cereal face. And it stays on. I once made a terrible judgement regarding super glue and my future determination to keep the mask on.
>>30755087
nice leddit me me dude xd
Angel Wings has a fat ass.
>>30755257
Are you saying that reddit invented captioned images and meme faces?
>>30755288
>>30755290
>>30755288
ebaumsworld invented it.
>>30754324
who?
>>30755389
Bitter root is mc of Wide Open Skies. His talent is animal husbandy specializing in selective breeding. His mark is a celtic tree.
Feather storm is mc of Big Mare Hero. Her special talent is shooting magical festhers out of her wings and her cutie mark is some dumb aura shit.
Like holy shit feather storm has a terrible mark.
>>30755447
Can someone summarize for me what happened so far in Conquest of Paradise?
>>30755515
We're about to/ just got married and that's about it.
>>30755531
Was it the players' choice or a QM decision?
>>30755515
Absolutely nothing
>>30755543
Timeskip from birth to wedding.
Hey /cyoa/,
if you had put all the time you spent on CYOA into another hobby, you could be a yoyo master now.
https://youtu.be/TMwO1wa4kkg
>>30755616
That's great, but yoyos are for nerds.
>>30754279
Take me to your Mars castle pony Manhattan, I'll be good.
>>30755644
Moon.
>>30755749
More moon filly when?
>>30755543
Aranged marriage. We could have run away I suppose.
>>30755515
We under attack bro.
Post strong mares with rough exteriors that only want to be loved.
>>30755896
Please stop bumping broken hearts
>>30755807
sMoon™
>>30755998
Get away from that camera, moonhorse. That's expensive.
Ok anons,
1. How do you feel about /cyoa/ right now?
2. How do you feel about CYOAs in general right now?
3. What would change how you feel, either negatively or positively?
4. This space reserved for additional suggestions and/or comments.
>>30756264
Dammit Silv
>>30756224
1: Nothing.
2: Nothing.
3: Nothing.
4: Nothing.
>>30755896
The bate that is.
To the guy who was talking about gravitys rainbow, I just got it from the library and will start reading it tomorow.
>>30756405
Imagine being Frosty Rime in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Wild Gust, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is place another bet in Stonesteed. Like seriously imagine having to be Frosty and not only sit in that chair while Wild Gust flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, WILD GUST LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fighting nothing but a healthy diet of fodder and elite soldiers and later sacrifice victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in the north. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Frosty. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>30756442
new thread
>>30756437
Kek. Are there any other cyoa versions of pasta?
A few lines seem a little off but I still like it, haven't read whatever it comes from but it looks well researched which I like.
>>30756276
>>30756421
Cool, thanks for the follow up, and good luck.
>>30756224
Bad.
Good.
Nothing. The samefagging idiots who can't spell won.
>>30756448
What a birb!