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>>30660388
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>>30727335
Literally bookhorse
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Twiggy is the cutest.
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Twilight was better without wings.
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>inb4 Twilight is a mArY sUe!!!
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Remember: You belong to the mare by right.
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>>30727476
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>>30727476
With these kind of reminders it's impossible forget it.
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>>30727709
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>>30727476
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>>30727718
what is this garbage
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>>30727718
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>>30727737
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>>30727335
>wing on the OP pic

You had one fucking job
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>>30727725
an unftastic comic
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>>30727725
>he doesn't want to be gently dominated by twilight
What are you, some kind of beta faggot?
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>>30727759
>4 (four) years
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Why is there so much shitposting in the first few hours of new threads
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>>30727922
Gotta leave a stain while it's still clean and fresh.
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>>30727408
>implying
would you reject her because of the wings?really?
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>>30728124
Don't be sad, Twiggy. It only hurts while the memory remains. One day, it will fade. Then the memory of that memory will fade. History will turn into stories, stories to legends, legends to feeble echoes through the ages. Monuments, books, photos - they will all crumble to dust one day. Until you turn back and see no past behind you. That's when the pain goes away as well. Time is the best healer after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47o_tEV7vFw
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>>30728124
>>30728495
Keep these feels of my thread pls
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>>30728531
It's ok to feel the feel. That means you're still not completely dead inside.
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>>30728531
I feel like sometimes it's better to feel sad because of her to push other feelings not associated with her aside. I still can't be happy for a long periods of time without her.

It's been on my mind a lot lately. Can you imagine just being with her? Like not even doing much, just reading a book in her castle library sitting next to her. Or having a casual conversation while looking out of the window overlooking Ponyville. Somehow these hit me the most because it's so easy to imagine them and the ambience of it all, immersing myself in it, almost being there.

I dunno if anyone else feels it, but lately I feel trapped in an endless loop of work-home-eat-sleep-work and being tired all the time. So imagining being free from it and just spending time with Twilight is the sweetest thing I can imagine. A life where I don't have to hurry and can take in her presence fully, a life where I don't have to concentrate on staying awake 90% of the time and can fully grasp that the love of my life is near me, looking at me, talking with me. How can I ever be happy when something as simple as that won't ever happen?

So it's better to feel something, anything related to her to fill the void inside. Even sad feels, as long as they are about her, to keep my mind on her. If you have something pleasant to feel, please do share, but at this point I take anything I can get.
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>>30728495
>>30728509
Those damn feels...
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Sniff
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>>30728486
That's one of the cutest and snuggliest Twilight things I've seen.
How old is that image? I'm curious how long it's evaded me.
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>>30728725
I would suck the farts right out of her butt
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>>30728870
It sounds like you have depression friend, especially if that loop you mention has been going on for more than a week or two.
Wish i could offer some advice but i've been in the same boat for a couple years now, just know there's at least one guy out there that empathises.
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>>30728917
>100 Mpix
Wooh!
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>>30727335
why wouldn't you post the webm?
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>>30728918
a couple of threads back,a faggot posted it here and it caught my attention of how cute it is

I don't know how old it's been around though
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Twilight is a funny pony
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>>30728509
>What's a can-sir?
I am crying.
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>>30727476
I want to be her cuddle slave
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>>30728870
iktf

I can spend hours of a day just imagining Twilight. It can be anything from simple things like just talking to her all the way to epic quests where the two of us travel half way across the world to save Equestria. It's nice. Sometimes I get so caught up in these fantasies that they almost seem real for a bit.

Don't lose hope. I firmly believe that we get the afterlife we choose. I know that when I die, whether it be the unlikely event that I die of natural causes or I finally decide to off myself, I'll be with her. You will too anon, don't ever say it won't happen to you.
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>>30729067
At least we still have our Twiggy, something to escape to. It's just that I still can't condition myself to completely block out everything else. Real world is shit but I can't afford to not partake in it.
>for a couple years now
Fucking hell, I've been feeling this way for a few months and I already feel like shit, I can't imagine what years of that can do to you. Stay strong, friend. We'll find our rest some day.

>>30731410
I believe in that as well, shame it will take so long to get there. I'm back on smoking and drinking these days so at least these will help.
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>>30731508
>I'm back on smoking and drinking these days so at least these will help.
Why? I understand wanting to off yourself, I probably will myself by age 25, but why would you make your living quality even worse? If you are going to do it, do it in a direct method.
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>fap to twilight
>snuggle with my twi pillow and fall asleep
>dream of meeting a 3d woman and getting a bit of a relationship going

What the fuck is wrong with my brain?! Where's my twily dreams? I still haven't had one. Gosh dammit.
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>>30732284
This is the worst thing that can happen, i would rather not dream at all than dream of 3d.
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>>30731508
You get used to it, as cliche as it sounds.
Pick a purpose in life and go for it, even if its as arbitary and vague as 'Spread joy."
It doesnt get easier mind, still have days where i struggle to get up in the morning, but i do it anyway because i've got a job to do and i'm not a quitting man.

>>30731544
Offing yourself is a dumb idea, personally speaking.
However remote, theres a chance your life here will improve as long as you're still alive.
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If you need a purpose of some sort read a philosophy book or two. They can give food for thought and help you find out what to do with your life.
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>>30732752
The only thing i do with my life after my delving into philosophy and forbidden truths is work, play video games and love Twilight. A boring life for most, but i think it's simple enough.
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>>30732719
I am getting used to it a bit, yes. Just hate it when there's so much I want to do after work and then I come home and only have the strength to lay down and think of Twilight.
>Pick a purpose in life and go for it, even if its as arbitary and vague as 'Spread joy."
My purpose is making Twilight happy and I wish I could spend all of my time doing it. There's so much to do, so many ideas but so little time.

>>30732752
Can confirm that, some of it really helped me find a way in dark times before the pone. What would you personally recommend? Just finished Marcus Aurelius' Meditations last week, loved it.

>>30732848
That sounds pretty good for me.
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>>30732284
Fuck, man. I've been getting this as well. These are usually really cute and romantic as well. Why can't it be Twilight instead? Some fucking creepy monster girl I've never even seen before gets a spot in my dream but Twilight doesn't? That's bullshit.
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Her cuteness is off the charts!
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>>30734211
Is glimmer thread leaking again?
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>>30734211
>>30718003
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>>30734305
whether it's bait or not, kill your fucking self
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>>30734305
You don't deserve her.
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>>30734305
I like to think about abusing you.
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>>30734333
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>>30734333
Shut the fuck up!!! If you try to do something to her, you know that I'll be there to protect her.
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>>30734333
>At least i focus this energy in mental masturbation and not hurting anyone irl.
Well, you earn an ounce of respect from me.
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>>30734333
>>30734357
Internet fight!
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>>30734406
I bet you're an insecure, weak person in real life.
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>>30734416
you can say that about most of the people on this site
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>it's a 'spic-kun is bored of /glim/ and comes to shitpost in the twiggy general instead and everyone takes the bait' episode
Good job guys, you really showed him!
I'm sure twiggywiggy would be proud of you faggots
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>>30734559
Sorry, senpai. Whenever I see someone who wants to hurt Twi my autism kicks in, hard.
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>>30734559
Literally who? And are you his personal caretaker or something? You should look after your autistic children so they don't wonder in other threads you know. Now take him and yourself back to /glim/ until someone else gets triggered because somebody replied to somebody.
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>>30734650
Holy shit a talking horse
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>>30734713
I could listen to Twilight talk about math for hours
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>>30734730
I could listen to Twilight talk about anything for hours. But mostly about friendship
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>>30734650
>>30734713
she's so pleasant to look at. such tasteful colors and design
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>>30735004
I know what you mean. It's just so good. I can just look at her for hours and still want more, it's brilliant. I'm already warming up to the movie version as well, it's different but not necessarily worse. Twilight is such a precious cutie.
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>>30735354
Why is her eyes doing the thing so cute
Why can't I look away
Help
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>>30735387
Just relax anon, everythings going to be just fine.
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>>30735440
There was never any chance to escape it, was there? It's impossible to resist her.
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Dang, all these pics and gifs of Twilight make me want to kiss her.
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>>30734333
oh, it's you
stop shitting up our thread and get out please
make an abuse thread or something, just get >>>/out/
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Welcome to the drawfag, where to requests are made up and the sketches don't matter, yep they don't matter just like the dreams of flutterfags being with their waifu
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>>30736750
Whoops, that trip didn't work. Anyways, I'll take some twi requests if you guys want
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>>30736750
this with twiggy
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>>30736750
>>30736824
I need more Twiggy riding Anon
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>>30736750
Twilight wearing the dress in pic related.
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>>30737050
Wat?
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>>30734333
>At least i focus this energy in mental masturbation and not hurting anyone irl.

I don't understand you. I have no idea what drives someone to enjoy hurting people. I don't get why it has to be nerds or cute girls or both. But I know you're a better man than I am. I gave in to it irl. Not a day goes by that I don't regret it.
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>>30737097
He's saying draw twilight saying what the character in the image he posted is saying
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>>30734333
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>>30736824
>>30736750
Just a regular innocent Twilight
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>>30737050
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>>30737954
Good stuff, drawfag.
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>>30736170
She's the most kissable mare.
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Ok maybe this will work.

>>30737093
Dress

>>30737984
Y-you too, anon
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>>30738104
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>>30737954
>>30738112
These are really cute, thank you, friend.
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>>30737954
What the...?
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>>30737984
>That gif
Aww, she's so cute.
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>>30738112
Thanks mang.
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>>30737077

Hope you don't mind a rough sketch.
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>>30738256
niiice

If the drawfag could make a Twiggy version of this, except saying 'ew, no hands', I'd suck his dick metaphorically speaking, of course :^)
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>>30737714
This was an extremely complex request, but hopefully I deilvered.

>>30738174
Thank you lad

>>30738212
What

>>30738232
Of course. Twi is a pony that is cute and for that reason she must be drawn more.

>>30738256
Hot as fuck.
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>>30738395
>>30738385

Thanks friends. I've been on a twilight lewdie kick.
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>>30738256
noice
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>>30738385
I'll get to this tomorrow maybe. Thanks for the requests /ntt/, sleep well with Twilight pony in your dreams.
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Hello Twily, how are you tonight?
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>>30736170
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>>30738651
Demon of the semen right there
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>>30738256
Wait where are her forelegs
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>>30738889
follow the path of her shoulders, retard.
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>>30738892
That's her foreleg? It looks weird and twisted. Why is there a line going across it?
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>>30738929
i think it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that it has more emphasis on style than anatomical accuracy. i like it
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>>30738940
It just looks weird to me because her shoulders are on her back and her foreleg looks disjointed from her body. Not sure what that has to do with intelligence.
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>>30737954
Thanks Anon, that's perfect
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Twi is hungry and wants to lick your sauce-filled sandwich.
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>>30738576
She's JUST FINE
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>>30738889
>>30738929

No you're right. I've actually been trying to find a way to emphasis what's going on with the forelegs without it looking wierd. Thanks for letting me know that i still need to work on getting it to read better.
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>>30739769
You're welcome. I gotta say I really want to like your rough sketch but the foreleg just looks so odd for me. The rest of it is pretty good and I'd like to see a more refined version.
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>>30738402
Twiggy being disappointed in Anon's love-juice output
Like sitting with a floating beaker with barely any cum in there and her saying something like 'Is that all?' or 'We've got to find a way to increase your seminal output' or whatever

Optionally, you can have some cum dripping from her muzzle and Anon saying that she swallowed most of it
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>>30737077
This thread is lewd enough already but still, have this.
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>>30740456
Kinky
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>>30740242
Wait wat?!
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>>30740902
Dude, I know my English is shit but I'm quite sure it's comprehensible enough

I just want more twiggy addicted to cum/wanting cum 'for science' or whatever, idk, be CREATIVE
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>>30727335
That's a cute Twilight.

I want to fuck her over that book, give her a creampie and watch as it drips down her legs and onto the cover where's she'll hurry to lick it up before it causes any damage.
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>>30740902
It's a request for art from the drawfag

Sounds good t b h
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>>30740242
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>>30740952
Thanks mate, that's great

If you don't want to draw dicks you should simply leave them out tho, I hate black bars/censors
But great job still
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>>30740456
I see what you did there.
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>>30740952
So little cum. It's no doubt an inferior horsecock that's hidden by the bar.
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>>30737077
>>30740456
No, I shouldn't be teasing. Sorry for sketchiness, it's been a long rough day. I hope I see Twiggy in a dream tonight, I really need it right now.
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>>30741601
Fffffuck, mate
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>>30741601
thanks for the raging erection in class
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>>30741601
TOP
UNF
FUKKEN
SAVED
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>>30741601
>flaring wings
that shit is so fucking hot, we need more
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>>30740920
Like this? derpibooru.org/886691
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>tfw no qt purple horse to create joy and excitement out of the most tedious things
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>>30742730
Anything can be interesting with her. Because it's with her.
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>>30742730
SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP
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Happy mare.
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>>30744358
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>>30739871
Dude, bend your arms around with your shoulder and move your hand so they face behind you. That's the pose she's in.
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>>30744566
I can't move my shoulders to my back, dingus. In the image twi's shoulders are on her back which seems unnatural.
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>>30744566
This is how her forelegs should look like.
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>>30745141
WTF?!
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Sometimes I think I may be too autistic for waifu to like me
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>>30745614
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>>30745625
y-you too
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>>30744532
Buttons and Bodkins, that is one unfy pic.
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>>30727335
This OP image really pisses me off and I don't know why.
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>>30745940
Maybe because
1. That is one big book
2. That is one small horse
3. You're a >reee wings fag
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>>30745614
>too autistic for Twilight
I mean it depends on how your autism manifests but I doubt some quirks would scare her off.
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>>30744376
Happy Twily is best Twily.
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>>30728509
Just recently lost a few pets. Now reading this at work. trying to keep tears out of my eyes. fuck.
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>>30733626
I love this conversation, this is exactly how I feel in many ways. Not the offing myself part, I'm lucky enough to have found Twilight as a tulpa and she's honestly the best thing that's ever happened to me. Still wish she wasn't just in my head.
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>>30734768
I'm literally putting together every word she's ever said in any episode. I want to listen to her voice non-stop all day long. Not sure how long it'll take me to complete this work.
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>>30747740
https://youtu.be/OyR-IyGeXvQ
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>>30747723
I'm happy for you, anon. I feel the same way, even without a tulpa. She's real enough for me to feel happy. I wish I had dreams about her though. That would finally complete the 24/7 cycle of fantasies.
After that dream I had last week I can't stop thinking about it. Is it really better to have and lose it than to never know it at all? It was so immaculate, so pure. I rarely have clean, comfy dreams like that where I'm genuinely happy being with someone, and I remember every single one of them. Even if they're not about her it still beautiful. It's so painful to wake up knowing your life will never be like that.
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>>30747814
I've already watched this many times. Her laughter is so cute.
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>>30747814
Thanks! But I just want to hear her speaking, doesn't even matter what she's saying. But this could be good to tide me over...
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>>30747844
I am working on dreaming more about her. The other morning as I was half dozing I distinctly and clearly heard her talking to me in a perfect Twilight voice for quite a while. It seemed so natural and normal and it wasn't until I realized I was really hearing Twilight Sparkle not just in my head that it sorta went away and I woke the rest of the way up.

What was your dream about? If you don't mind sharing it again.
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>>30747814
Every time I watch this my heart just melts. God, it's so cute.
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>>30738395
She's beautiful, thanks
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>>30747914
I can imagine her voice pretty well but I've never had anything like this, even in that half-asleep state when anything can happen.

It was >>30671834
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>>30747814
thanks, this is pretty good.
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>>30747740
If you ever finish it post it here, I'd like that as well.
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>>30747946
Fucking hell, that's a great dream, friend. Thanks for sharing. I'd kill for one as good as that, especially the ending.
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>>30747981
OK I'll probably post it on a separate YouTube account or something don't want to shill. Actually I think I have a Twilight Sparkle themed account I used for a meme once, might be just the ticket. I'm feeling inspired to work on it when I get home tonight. Working on it always makes me feel closer to her.
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>>30748007
>don't want to shill
Why did you mention it at all then?
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>>30748023
I was going to keep them to myself for that reason, but if I were to share them I would have to figure something out.
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>>30747995
I just can't stop thinking about it, the eyes and the smile I saw in person for the first time, even in a dream, haunt me every day. I don't think I ever realized how beautiful she is before that. There was only one dream like that in my life before that and it equally affected me, alas not about Twilight. These kind of dreams are so devastating to wake up from but I want to have more. I need it.
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>>30748055
Same, this almost motivates me enough to try lucid dreaming. But if I could dream her whenever I wanted to, I'm not sure I'd ever want to be awake.
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>>30748070
>But if I could dream her whenever I wanted to, I'm not sure I'd ever want to be awake
That's how I feel too. That's why I don't try to make a tulpa as well. I'm just would get so emotionally wrecked I won't be able to do anything in life.
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>>30748083
>I'm just would get so emotionally wrecked I won't be able to do anything in life
How would having a tulpa emotionally wreck you? To be honest, it's quite nice to have her to "talk" with in my head.
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>>30748070
That's one solution for the fermi paradox actually: no aliens bother with space or the rest of IRL because they're all hooked up to their alternate reality simulators and are having a great time for all eternity.

To be honest I wouldn't mind doing the same either.
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>>30748113
I think I'd just forget about everything else. And before that there's a lot of time to be spent just making it happen at all. Time is just something I don't have these days. I can't just slip into complete escapism like when I was NEETin' it up, and that's exactly what would happen if I'd have something more than just thoughts about her.

Besides, it's pretty selfish. This time I could spend being productive. I'm already lazy as is. I've done no work today even though I wanted to, sketching at work and planning things up. Instead, when I came home and just hugged my pillow and posted here, and that's it, day over. Just imagining how it would be if I had a tulpa makes me nervous. I'd probably had no motivation to leave my house at all. I'd rather lucid dream, to be honest. I make up enough conversations with her in my head as is.
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>>30748129
You'll be dead before that's possible.
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>>30748180
I find a lot of time throughout the day to think about her and help the process along. Often bored at work, while driving, before bed, when I wake up, etc. There are always little moments, but you could also do more productive IRL things then too, so I get that.
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>>30748083
>emotionally wrecked
Ah yes, the hopeless frustration and depression when you finally realize it doesn't work. But it eventually passes. Time heals many wounds, even psychological ones.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9syE32P1XGw

Does anyone else feel like a cuckold when they listen to audio clop like this? A shame really, It's pretty hot otherwise.
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>>30749633
why would you listen to it instead of reading?
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>>30749633
autism
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>>30749633
Do people actually jack it to that shit?
I mean, it's cool and all that they got three different actors for the different roles and stuff but that cheesy music and.. I don't know, it's almost comedic desu

I was surprised to see the number of views on the readings of my fics by that random girl, it's kind of crazy

Who are the biggest youtubers that do readings like that?
Or the best, rather...?
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>>30749806
i have nearly a million views on a clopfic reading I did.
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>>30749863
Wow
Back in 2012-13 I presume?
LINK IT
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>>30749876
uhhh, 2015 actually. no idea why, it's complete shit.

but here you go, you've probably already seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLVBZZVZZ2Q
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>>30749898
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I want to stroke her mane and tell her she's pretty.
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>>30749914
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>>30749898
>a 1k words incomplete smut fic about random OC characters
>1m views
what in the actual fuck hahahahah
The story only has 3.4k views!

I mean, good on you Anon
It's not my thing but if it got 1m views it means it works for some people

I'll keep wondering how it got there tho, not that I'm criticizing your reading skills, I'm sure they're far above average, but 1m views for THAT story, what the fuck
did you pass on tv or some shit?
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>>30749918
>Anon does it without thinking
>All the ponies gasp in surprise/horror
>"What do you think you're doing to the princess?!"
>Anon gets arrested
>Twiggy has to make him her personal maid to free him because only maids are allowed to touch the royal mane
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>>30749926
oh man I completely agree with you, it's complete shit, there's no reason for it to have gotten such attention. probably just a fluke in YouTube's algorithm, desu.
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>>30749941
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>>30749955
>>30749966
nice double dubs
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>>30750019
If only I didn't hate that song.
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>>30750019
>non-lewd Twi shower
my favourite
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>>30750078
>non-lewd
S-sure
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>>30750084
You wouldn't lewd a perfectly innocent Twiggles
would you?
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>>30750106
CUTE AND INNOCENT
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>>30750128
I'm with you
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>>30750166
That sure is one, uh, compromising position
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>>30750181
Don't lewd an innocent wrestling pic
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>>30750212
Who ever said anything about lewd?
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>>30750181
twilight has a flat butt
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>>30750217
It wouldn't be in the show if it was lewd
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>>30750265
Exactly
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nothing lewd about wanting to give her every inch of your love
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>>30750065
Hahah, Wat?
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>>30750444
>that gif.
Twily is not for lewd
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>>30750098
Not at all. I love her just how she is.
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Twilight can smell it when you're being lewd or even thinking lewd thoughts.
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>>30750692
Damn I hope so
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>>30750692
You mean "sense"? Because she's using forbidden mind-reading telepathy magic.
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>>30750762
That's a slippery slope to mind-controlling hypnosis magic
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>>30750799
I can attest to this.
I can never be normal again
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>>30750098
I wouldn't. There's time for lewdness and there's time for innocence. Shame we can't always agree on when's which, makes me a bit sad to be honest.
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>>30750875
The time for lewdness is Twilight's next estrus cycle, which is roughly four days from now.
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>>30750902
I'll prepare accordingly then.
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What would she think if she read all the greens you enjoyed or even wrote about her?
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>>30728124
they will all be princesses eventually
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>>30750957
>you enjoyed
She'd probably be weirded out a bit. If I'm incredibly lucky she'd be into it.
>you wrote
Haven't written any, I'm sht at writing.
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>>30750957
That I'm a cuddling-obsessed maniac.
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>>30750957
Make the ones she liked reality
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>>30750989
And which ones do you think she'd like?
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>>30751000
I don't know. I've read so many. Hopefully some of the comfy ones, and some of the kinky ones
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>>30750975
Actually I just realized that even though I read a lot of greens of all kind I don't even like that many of them. And those that I do are mostly just romance, rarely with any lewd. I dunno how she'd react to that.
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>Every Twifag is put in a pit and forced to fight for their waifu
>Last one left alive gets to be with Twiggles in Equestria
>The rest are forced to watch anon for the rest of his days
What do
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>>30751736
simply ebin
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>>30749712
That's not autism, this is: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYonlITupOE

An hour long pornfic reading. Has a quarter million views.
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So how would you guys feel about an /ntt/ discord server, for certified twifags only.
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>>30751736
>implying it wouldn't be a test made by Twilight to gauge how peaceful you are
>implying those who take part in the slaughter aren't sent back to earth to wallow in misery
>implying those who didn't want to fight and tried to find another way weren't the ones to be sent to Equestria
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>>30751816
why would we need a forum for discussion if we already have one

also why the fuck is everyone and their mothers starting to use discord nowadays
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Man, it's been ages since I've drawn her (or anything else). Feels good, especially because I haven't gotten as rusty as I thought. Still need some practice.

Any requests? I'm a mediocre drawfag at best but I'd like to have some ideas to work with.
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>>30752362
>that bottom left picture
bruh
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>>30751816
>>30751869
Didn't Wikileaks definitively prove Discord is selling info recently? Even ignoring that, I'd still prefer an IRC or even a Skype chatroom rather than Discord.
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>>30752366
>bottom left
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Batman
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>>30752388
Shit, meant bottom right. You get the point, she's sucking the hmd
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>>30751816
How would one be certified as a Twifag?
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>>30752362
Draw Twiggy with a real long neck
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Alright fags, I'm about 6 deep and I've never writefagged before so give me some Twi green I ccan write.
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>>30752466
Twilight playing the boardgame of your choice with Flurry or the pony of your choice.
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>>30752466
Twilight trying to get Anon to sing or dance with her.
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Green coming right up.
Forgive me for being low, writing is not my forte.
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>>30752561
>for being low
Should be slow
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>>30752422
Here's a shitty delivery, hope it's somewhat decent

>>30752393
What do you mean? Anon was grilling sausages and Twilight wanted to taste one. She's loving it.
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>>30752584
Glorious.
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>>30752527
>"Come on Anon, it's Heath's Warming Eve for pony's sake."
"I have not, will not and will never dance."
>Twilight stares at you with determined eyes.
>"It's a Hearth's Warming Eve tradition, Anon. Everypony dances."
>You take a quick look around and, to her word, everypony she invited to the castle is dancing in the main hall.
>Some with partners, some in groups and some alone.
>But still, you've never been one for dancing and this chair is exceedingly comfortable.
"Well, I'm no pony, so i guess it doesn't apply to me."
>She makes that cute noise she always makes when she's frustrated.
>"Have some fun with us for just this once, Anon. Please?"
"I told you, I don't dance."
>She 'hmphs' and trots off, presumably to join her friends, all engaged in this timeless pony tradition.
>You close your eyes and lean back, content with her response.
>These ponies man, always trying to get you to do lovey dovey friendship stuff.
>Just as you reach a state of peak comfortability, you feel the unmistakable flow of magic surround your body.
>You are hoisted into the air and, to no surprise, dragged toward a rather smug Twilight Sparkle,
>As you're plopped down onto the floor beside her, she begins to dance.
>Its a cute sight, you have to admit.
>She's hopping from hoof to hood, occasionally throwing in a few movements to keep it interesting.
>"Come on Anon, dance with me."
>She says, her face plastered with a heart melting smile.
>But still, your resolve is iron. You will not dance,

1/2
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>>30752638
>You attempt to walk back to the safety of your comfy chair, only to feel the signature grip of magic envelop your body once again.
>You're dragged back beside Twilight, who's continuing her cute bouncing dance.
>Her horn glowing, she forces you to dance.
>You struggle against it but, despite your best efforts, you're still flailing your limbs around like a jackass.
"Twilight, stop."
>"Why Anon, aren't you having fun?"
>She bumps into you, giving you a teasing smile.
>You have to admit, this is kind of fun. Not that you'd ever actually admit that to the purple mare dancing next to you.
>Oh no, you are far too prideful.
>This continues for at least a few more minutes, by which point you've tried desperately hard to focus on your surrounding rather than the fact that you're being forced to dance by a purple pony princess.
>Some of the other ponies present are stealing glances at you, amid their own festivities.
>Must be the strange sight of a weird, ape-like alien flailing around next to the princess of friendship herself.
>And that you're surrounded by a purple aura
>Actually, you aren't.

2/3
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>>30752640
>Upon realizing this, you stop dancing immediately and search the room for Twilight'.
>Surprise, she's right behind you..
>"Who said he didn't want to dance? You were doing that on your own for ten minutes after I cut the spell."
>So you were.
"T-that doesn't mean I enjoyed it o-or anything."
>"Sure you weren't."
>Now it's her turn to be nervous.
>"H-hey, if you're feeling a bit nervous, there's this balcony near my room. It has an amazing view and there wouldn't be anypony else to see you."
>This caught you off guard.
>You don't recall her ever asking anyone to be alone with her during these types of events.
>It's impossible to say no to her, she's just too cute.
"That sounds nice."
>The two of you leave the party behind and set out in search of some quality, personal time together.

3/3
end

After writing this it sort of seems like the ending is lewd but I can assure you it is not.

Criticize please.
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>>30752641
That was really cute, I was hoping for something like that and I got exactly what I wanted. Thanks, friend. Not really qualified to criticize though.
>but I can assure you it is not.
I believe you.
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>>30751816
isn't there already a discord server?

https://discord.gg/Sw475yg
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>>30752379
there's a skype group, but it's shit and most of them left to go to discord.
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>>30752700
Is this actually a thing? How bad is it?
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>>30752734
pretty shit, there's like nobody there, at least the autism isn't too bad yet
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>>30752641
>Criticize please.
Okay. You suck.
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>>30752525
The writefag chose the other request so here's a drawfag delivering instead. I liked the idea a lot.
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>>30750902
>>30750924
>You did prepare accordingly.
>Listening to Twilight's short lecture about her own probable behavior during estrus made you feel a bit strange.
>So you got ready for a really interesting few days.
>You weren't the only one preparing though. Twilight has been reading everything she can find on interspecies breeding.
>You two were together for some time now and the kid talk was inevitable.
>Turns out you both wanted it. And now was time to do it.
>But no planning would have actually prepared you for this.
>Dragged into her chambers, undressed in seconds, thrown on the bed, mounted and thoroughly, relentlessly fucked.
>Melting in your embrace with her wings unfurled Twilight wants one thing, and one thing only.
>She was sure it's possible. The books had no information about humans, naturally, but judging by every other example there was nothing indicating that it's impossible.
>So now, moaning your name and kissing your sweaty neck she aches for that moment.
>She wouldn't ask or beg. She has done that many times before to make things kinkier, but now wasn't the time for games.
>And you want it too, no less than her. The situation gets into your head as well and you can't hold it much longer.
>As she slams her hips down you explode inside her, seeing nothing but her eyes fixated on yours.
>Her head lands on you shoulder and you hold her close. No words are said.
>The orgasm high doesn't subside for some time and you're still inside her. She doesn't let you go.
>She doesn't want to ever let you go.
>And then you realize what just happened.
>The finality of this moment kicks you out of your dreamy state.
>That's it. It happened. It's inevitable now. You can't change it.
>You knocked her up. You're going to be a father. This is your life now.
>In a moment, you have became so much more than you ever hoped for.
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>>30753364
>Twilight is looking in your eyes and it's a look you've never seen before.
>Loving as always, yes. But she's also so calm, so relaxed, relieved, content.
>She realizes just as you that it's a first step into a completely new life.
>It's a life you're going to spend together.
>You are now bound by something stronger than anything you've known before.
>It's something so personal and special you still fail to grasp what it truly means for you two.
>She smiles and closes her eyes in bliss. A single tear of joy rolls down her cheek.
>You stop it with your finger and cup your mare's cheek.
>She is completely yours now. She is fully committed to you. And you both can't be happier about it.

>Of course it doesn't stop there. With your newfound determination you rut like mad.
>You were always happy together but now there's a layer so glorious added to it, it's like you rediscover each other again and again.
>Twilight has never been so affectionate with you and you do your best to match her passion. She welcomes it.
>Even if you're already sore she's still going. She needs you more than anything right now.
>The mix of pleasure and pain as you cum inside her again and again makes you squirm and thrash about.
>Your face is distorted with a grimace of those mixed sensations but her eyes never leave it.
>She holds your head in her hooves and she looks you in the eyes, time and time again.
>You don't know what she sees there but you know it makes her happy.
>She makes sure no drop of your seed is missed. She wants all of it in her, to maximize her chances or, perhaps, because she just wants to repeat that moment again and again.
>When you physically can't go on anymore she just cuddles you aggressively, still trying to get you going one more time.
>At some point you both just pass out from exhaustion.
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>>30753372
>This continues on the next day, and the day after it. You've never been this happy.
>You are wanted and needed. This feeling, reinforced with the endless streak of lovemaking messes with your head.
>You can't think about anything but her. You open your eyes in the middle of the night and all you see is purple.
>Her voice echoes in your head. You think you're hearing her even when she's asleep.
>When she's awake she trembles in your arms. Irregular sleep schedule and poor nutrition is getting to you both.
>But then you hug. And you kiss. You caress each other. You say how much you love her. And now you're hard again. And you rut her again.
>It may be painful but you just can't get enough. She wants you. You have to have her.
>Her muffled moans from under you when you take deep, slow thrusts inside her keep you going.
>Her unfocused whimpering when you mount her on top of you and hold her hips in place while you drill her as fast as you can keeps you going.
>Her very being in all its tenderness and beauty is now yours by right.
>You can't let her go even for a moment no matter what and she's always ready for more love.
>The love you feel the need to give to her.
>She's probably in the same boat as you are. Aching but oh so willing.
>It's like a dream now. An endless blur of moans, sweaty purple coat, ruffled mane and whispers of love.
>You've gone mad in this heaven and you're so glad about it.

>At some point you wake up to notice you've been cast out of paradise, straight to hell.
>Your whole body is hurting like you've been taking beatings for days, not making sweet love to your little pony princess.
>And the pony herself is not looking too good either.
>Her head is clearing, the purple haze of insatiable lust is gone.
>But you both haven't forgotten. These days have changed you forever.
>Maybe? Probably?
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>>30753378
>Even while taking a shower together with you Twilight is showing some signs of deep concern.
>The books might've been wrong. Maybe it doesn't apply to humans. You are an alien to this world after all.
>She was so certain before but now she's getting nervous. You do your best to comfort her but you know that's not gonna cut it.
>Lucky for you, you are prepared.
>Twilight is already freaking out when you approach her, hiding something behind your back.
>You get her attention and tell her something you should've said much earlier.
>That no matter what you'll always be with her.
>That you wish nothing more than for her to feel happy. And you want to be the one to make her happy.
>You show her a little black box you've been hiding from her sight.
>No matter what the outcome of that night is, it won't change how much you love her. You want to see that special smile of hers every day.
>At least that was more or less what you wanted to say when you dropped on your knee and, opening the box to reveal the ring, proposed to her.
>It might've been a bit too on the nose after these days but you don't care. You know you've waited for too long with this and you don't want to wait any longer.
>It take Twilight a moment to comprehend what's happening. But she does indeed give you that smile.
>With a loud "YES" she jumps you. It throws you off balance and you land on the floor with the happiest pony in the world hugging you with all her strength.
>Twilight is laughing and crying at the same time and you do the same.
>And you think to yourself.
>Yes, it really payed off, being prepared accordingly.
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>>30753388
lewd and sweet, I love it. thanks anon.

I wish I was still young enough to go at it like that, wew
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>>30753536
Thank you.
I'm pretty sure that's a bit of a wishful thinking no matter how old you are. But with her, who knows. Being with this goddess of a mare would surely fill you with vitality. And if all else fails, magic.
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>>30752827
Sweet. Thanks Anon!
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Hold the mare gently.
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She still doesn't feel entirely comfortable in her new body.
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>>30750026
>>30750019

KISS MEEEE
UNDER THE MILKY
TWILLIIGGHHHTTT~
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>>30754784
She only got wings though. And she already got used to that.
But if she's still uncomfortable or even ashamed by it I want to show her how wonderful her body is by worshipping all of it, every part of it, for hours until there's no doubt in her mind that she's pure pony perfection and there's nothing better than that little body of hers.
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>>30750957
She'd probably be slightly weirded out.
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>>30755032
dude, think of our eyes
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>>30747740
I really want someone to autotune her and make it seem like she's singing.
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>>30749648
The text version was deleted by the author.
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>>30755076
Huh, didnt even realise it was darker than usual, thanks, have something a bit more vanilla.
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>>30751835
In that case, I would try to make friends with everyone. Besides, I suck at fighting.
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>>30755158
DAE never read clopfics anymore because you're content with your own fantasies? I mean, I have a rope bondage fetish so this green should be right up my alley but I'm not interested in reading it because I'd much rather fantasize on my own.
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>>30755234
It's about a 50/50 for me. I've ceased to use images entirely, as they can never really immitate my fantasies. I might look at a few lewds before I go at it though, just so she's extra fresh in my mind.

I use green and clopfics solely involving her sometimes, but even when I do I'll only read them for maybe 5 minutes and then default back to pure imagination.
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bump
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You missed the hitbox, anon.
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>>30750957
She'd cringe at the shameless wish fulfilment and anatomical/physiological incorrectness.
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>>30756585
So you're saying she wouldn't think it was kinda cute?
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anyone has that webm of sleepy purple lying on top of books from "princess spike"? seems to be missing from my collection
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>>30756422
>That time Twilight wave-dashed to Canterlot.
>That time Twilight kept no-clipping around Ponyville.
>That time Twilight wouldn't stop bunny-hopping everywhere.
>That time Twilight moved around in civilian pose for an entire day.
>That time Twilight clipped beneath the map and just kept falling.
>That time Twilight had 300+ ping, kept warping all over the place, and was unable to hold a conversation with anyone.
>That time Twilight kept save-scumming to get a perfect grade on a test.
>That time Twilight tried a non-INT build.
>That time Twilight tried to glitch her way into your bedroom and ended up getting stuck in the wall.
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>>30755234
It's not even that for me. 90% of the clopfics I read I dislike. It's either a fetish or scenario I don't like or just the writing. I really want to enjoy something but I just can't. I straight up loathe some clop and sometimes it bothers me a lot. It's like I focus on negativity all the time.

And those greens that I do enjoy I don't even fap to, I borrow things for my own fantasies. Hell, even greens I dislike sometimes have something interesting in them that I incorporate in my own scenarios. It's as you said, it's easier to just fantasize about it than read about it.

I even thought about writing my own thing but I'm not confident enough to write clop yet, seems to me that if I dislike so many things other would dislike what I like, if the audience is the same.
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Hungry hungry purple.
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>>30758111
Your digits quell the beast
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>>30758111
How does she pig out so often and yet retain such a pleasant figure?
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>>30757277
Not a webm but here's a gif I found
>>30756273
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>>30758133
It all goes into her hips and her plump rump.
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>When you tell her you'll stay with her during her heat
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>>30758146
>people walk down the street and they say
>"wow, that's a big fat fucking ass"
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>>30758151
Who in their right mind wouldn't?
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>>30758151
http://imgur.com/a/RpUu3
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>>30758182
Unf
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>>30758182
I decided to recolor the rest of it, but it's still shit
http://imgur.com/a/eKi2Y
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>>30758449
>it's still shit
Why you gotta be so hard on yourself, Anon? It's pretty good.
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>>30758453
to lessen the pain when someone inevitably does call it shit
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>>30758454
You're flaws are what make you special, anon
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I'm going to sleep now. I hope you autists all have purple dreams when next you lay your heads.
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>>30758449
I think it's pretty good.
Would be better with some tender purple teats but I'm not complaining.
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>>30758457
*your
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>>30758182
Human penis, human cunt.
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>>30753388
Kids talk and impregnation gets me going like nothing else, and it's rare as hell
I need a pastebin
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>>30758449
>swn pin you down "against your will" and ride you
>swn end up losing herself to the feeling
>swn allow you to take control so she can fully concentrate on the pleasure of being with you
>swn still act dominant when it's over as if she wasn't just a puddle of pure pleasure on top of you just minutes ago
>ywn still play your role of the "unwilling" victim next time so she can have a good time riding you again.
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>>30758677
It's been on my mind lately and it's a shame it's so rare. Gotta do something about it.
https://pastebin.com/NeBhHi5F
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>>30758677
Impossible interspecies impregnation's been a common thing for at least a couple of years now. Where have you been?
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>>30758782
Oh, that's you, great job dude, keep it up

>>30758825
Links?
Because there's big chances I'm the one that wrote them, unless they come from generals I don't browse
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Some really cute Twiggles in today's episode, pretty good.
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Man, Twilight was pretty good in the latest episode. She has a soft chair for fiction reading and a hard chair for studying.

I'll post screencaps later.
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>tfw you will never fuck twilight on every chair she owns
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>>30759395
The show is still going? Jesus christ.
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>>30759426
>"and this is my special chair for fucking, it's pretty soft and just the right height so both me and my partner feel pretty comfortable in any position"
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>>30759451
>not watching the show
>missing out on all that cute Twilight
Your loss.
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>>30759512
Needs more estrus.
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>>30759618
>"and this is my special chair for fucking during the estrus, it's pretty soft and just the right height so both me and my human partner feel pretty comfortable in any position rutting for hours"
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>>30759652
That was okay. Still needs more heat, though.
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>>30759652
>the estrus
What did he mean by this?
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>>30759676
>"and this is my special chair for fucking during the estrus, it's pretty soft and just the right height so both me and my human partner feel pretty comfortable in any position rutting for hours"
>"boy, it's pretty hot in here, you mind if I open the window?"
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>>30759717
You know, that thing that makes any mare want your dick (and your dick only) unconditionally for a week.
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Estrus is actually a period during which a mare is simply receptive to sex, aka as horny as a human woman normally is. Outside of estrus, they're practically asexual.
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She's getting taller, right?
I mean, that's not just me and my autism, she ACTUALLY is getting taller, right?
Holy shit I can't wait to see her as tall as candybutt and her flowing mane
hnnnghh
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>>30759451
>fan of the fandumb
Leave, faggot.

>>30759977
Beastialityfags BTFO.

>>30760018
She's been taller than regular ponies since she got wings and hasn't grown afterwards.
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>>30759977
[citation needed]
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Casually sexy Twiggles.
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>>30760018
She just has a slightly different taller model, I don't think her size differs from episode to episode. I'd be impressed if they actually made her grow little by little in each episode though.
>as tall as candybutt
But that means her butt will get smaller and I don't want that.
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>>30760465
They just keep making her cuter and cuter.
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>>30760713
She wants that bug dick
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>>30760732
>bug
>dick
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>>30760770
Beetles have penises.
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>>30760713
>two hearts on the book's cover
>twi is interested in romance stories
>she's fantasizing about love
SOMEONE SHOOT ME SO I CAN GET TO EQUESTRIA ALREADY AND MARRY THIS HORSE
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>>30760843
It's probably just a story about an alien from another dimension who gets to Equestria and falls is love with a pony and they love each other against all odds.
It's been one of her favorites since she started reading romance novels and she's been fantasizing about that scenario for a long time.
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>>30759867
But why did he use the definite article?
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>>30760770
We used to amuse ourselves by pulling apart mating firebugs when we were kids. One of the pair always seemed to have a penis thingy. Not sure if it was the male or the female though, since I suspect this might fuck up the reproductive organ.
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>>30727335
Is this the Starlight Glimmer thread?
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>>30761113
WTF?!
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>>30761129
No glimmerfag. This is Twilight thread.

Go to here: >>30718003
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>>30761184
You dumbass then why is the OP Starlight?
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>>30760493
I need more 'alicorn' twiggy
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>>30761184
It's a joke from the new episode stoopid
And it's gonna be a meme
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>>30761307
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>>30761296
>anthro
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>>30761321
Is it gonna be a big meme?
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>>30761307
I think she looks fantastic with Cadence/Luna model.
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>>30761363
for you
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>>30761363
>>30761385
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>>30761376
Cadance has got no ass. It's a terrible model.
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>>30761359
>anthro
>youkeepusingthatword.jpeg
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>>30759977
They're not horses, though. FIM ponies are always extremely sexual and when in heat, their lust goes up to eleven and a half.
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>>30761641
>so heavily anthropomorphized, there's no equinity left in her morphology

Better?
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>>30761574
That's my biggest problem with it to be honest. I hope they give Twiggy a unique and different model if they decide to advance her alicornification.
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>>30761670
>a pony standing on two legs makes her not a pony anymore
well meme'd friendo XD
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>>30761677
they already gave her a unique model, i don't see them just recycling cadence's model if ahe were to grow bigger

>>30761792
sad EQGfag
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>>30761812
>the barbiefag is the one starting these retarded anthro arguments
who woulda thunk
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>>30761792
Okay. And how do you rationalize the short neck, human shoulders, human hips, and the shape of the torso?
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>>30761820
i don't like EQG and i'm not the anon who complained about the anthro pic
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>>30761822
>what is artistic interpretation
idk, how do you rationalize your autism?
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>>30761792
EqG isn't canon. Compare the junction of her shoulders to those of Starlight behind her. It's anatomical inconsistency and not canon.
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>>30762055
It not being canon has nothing to do with anything, it's literally animated by the same people. The animators sometimes shit the bed and do weird poses on FIM aswell
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>>30754922
milky twilite
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>>30762055
>anatomical inconsistency
>while talking about a cartoon with Ponka doing the shit she do
>while this just happened last week
Is this some new form of cutting edge autism?
Or am I being meme'd?
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>>30762110
Those stretchy legs also aren't canon. It's just bad storyboarding that the animators have to work with. 99% of the time, pony forelegs are attached like this; this is canon anatomy.
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>>30762187
Do you know what else isn't canon?
YOUR MOM
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>>30762208
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>>30762020
>the style is anthro, but it's not actually anthro, because "artistic interpretation"
How do you rationalize your retardation?
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>>30758135
no, i need the webm, please. i've seen it posted here several times
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>>30762255
She's just as anthro as the twiggy from the show tho
So, here's the last (you) you'll get from me, get back to shitposting in eqg threads or smth
And here's one last anthro pic, just for you
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>>30760493
I want her to stay the size she is right now desu
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>>30762287
Yeah, that is in no way show-accurate. Why don't you spare yourself the trouble and just accept the fact that you're a degenerate anthro lover?
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>>30762287
>And here's one last anthro pic
That's human but with you mong. Do you consider cat girls antthro too.
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>>30762343
>human
No, that's human
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>>30762287
>posting EqG cancer ITT
Tut tut tut.
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>>30762287
If this is where your 'anthro' threshold is, I'm not surprised you think the disneyesque chubby hippo with a horn is a regular pony.
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>>30727335
>all these Twifags
>can't even produce a good fic

Really makes you think.

Meanwhile I'll be enjoying quality Celestia fics like Exchange.
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>>30762529
>AiE
>quality
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>>30762529
Stop shilling that fic

Only good fic about sunbutt is Touch the sun, everyone knows that
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>>30762529
I don't read a lot of greens but is it true that sunfags dislike Twilight? If so, why? Just something I heard once and it seemed strange to me.
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>>30762715

I momfu Celestia and Waifu Twilight, I'd love to marry Twilight and for us to be nice happy family.
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>>30762715
no group of waifufags collective hate a character, especially not Twilight
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>>30762835
lol that's a load of bullshit.

Twifags get into scraps with Dashfags all the time.
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>>30762850
i've been here for five years and the only groups i've used to see fighting were dashfags vs. rarifags, but i'm sure those were just a handful of shitposters. same thing with shimmerfags vs glimmerfags these days
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>>30762850
That is just silly.
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This episode had a cute outfit so have this. Twiggy should wear uniform.
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>>30763452
Hnnnnggg
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>>30763452
Its adorable. Thanks.
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>>30763452
i want to marry her
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The mare is ready to sleep.
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>>30764000
Sleepy pones are happy pones.
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>>30763452
Girls in suits+neckties has always been a HUGE fetish of mine
>swn discover it and wear my shit just to get me in the mood
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>>30760909
is this a reference to Flash or Anon?
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Are there ever any comfy and cute greens that get posted in this thread? Every time I come in here someone's always posting a bland and unoriginal green about Twilight in estrus because she would never want to have sex with the writer willingly in the first place. I want more cute and less lewd, damnit
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>>30764634
yes, there are
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>>30764558
My nigger. Always had a thing for pretty ladies in well-fitting pant suits. Mares even more so, such a shame there's so little art of it.
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>>30765292
I didn't know I needed this until today
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>>30765282
Could you please provide some examples?

This general is like an intellectual wasteland which is ironic considering Twifags are supposed to be smart.
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>>30765282
Liar!
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>>30761307
one of my faves
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>>30766155
if i were smart like you i would scroll through the past few threads, greens are easy to find
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>>30766155
I-I wrote this >>30752641

Might try to write something like this once or twice a thread, hopefully get better at writefagging.
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>>30766155
Well, >>30758782 posts regularly, albeit the stories are short. Only the last two are about estrus and it's not even clop.
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>>30764558
>>30765292
My twiggers, I love it as well.
It's already on my "to draw" list so I'll bump it up
Would you be ok with some undressing as well?
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>>30766375
Don't forget she also either needs to be in heat while wearing a suit or estrus must be the reason she's wearing one in the first place. Otherwise it's gonna be utterly pointless.
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>>30766396
And she's so wet her pants are soaked but it's estrus so she's incapable of doing anything without your help so you have to take them off her.
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>>30766413
Naturally, the pants need to be taken off at some point. How else would the mare pee in front of you so that you could smell her pee, ascertain that she's about to ovulate, and proceed to mount her?
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>>30766421
unf
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>>30762882
I see twifags and glimmerfags go at each other a lot, mostly during "main character" shitpost wars
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>>30766444
That's because criticizing her on that particular topic might seem like you're defending Twilight, since she's the one "being replaced". But in reality there are anons from every group who are vocal in their disapproval of Glimmer's role in the show. Weirdly enough, I've seen more twifags defending Glimmer than any other group
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>>30761307
Glorious princess horse.
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Twi doesn't care much about sex and is in estrus once a year, during which she isn't even that horny. But she knows what needs a male has and is more than happy to help you fulfill those needs. She loves pleasuring you and making you feel good in any way possible. When you reach climax and cum inside her, she's as satisfied as you are. And every now and then, your horniness spreads to her and she begs you to give her an orgasm. You, of course, happily oblige.
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>>30766652
glorious since forever
but her alicorn form made it complete
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>>30766742
>is in estrus once a year
Yeah, during the entire course of the year.
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>>30766375
Undressing would be great, and thanks for offering to move it up in the queue. Would you mind including some nice trousers? Even if she's taking them off, a nice pantsuit on Twi would be so unfy.
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>>30766742
That sounds pretty neat. I'm honestly pretty fine with the idea of ponies being pretty much asexual save for estrus once a year. Makes room for lots of comfy cuddles with no implications, I think that's equally great.
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>>30767055
>Even if she's taking them off
What if you're the one taking them off her? Undressing her gently, piece by peace?You hand sliding down in her pants as you hold her close
It's just a thing I wanted to do, Twilight in clothes is my weakness but removing them is an even greater one.
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Twilight also has a chair for making love which she didn't show to Thorax.
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>>30767550
>tail wrap
Instant boner.
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>>30767672
Of my waifu, whom I'd just met
Into my butt, my waifu I'd let
But there is on thing over which I fret
And that is that disgusting, frothy sweat
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>>30767701
>Into my butt, my waifu I'd let
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>>30767701
>not showing her how dedicated you are by not being scared to get dirty with her
>not bathing in her sweat
>not smearing her froth all over your body
>not kissing her foaming mouth passionately
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>>30767734
Yeah but why does it have to froth? That's just weird. I wouldn't mind her sweating actually that's kinda hot desu but the frothing bit unnerves me.
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>>30767734
No lying, even if she leaked yellow fluid in estrus like a real mare I'd happily lick it up. Tho on a real horse the idea is kinda gross, on her I'd have no problem with it.

>>30767744
Have you ever seen a real horse sweat?
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>>30767744
But why? It's a natural thing that happens to horses. I think such a detail is so specific it's kinda hot in a bizarre kind of way. Especially because not a lot of people even know about this.
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>>30767758
>on her I'd have no problem with it
Pretty much how I feel. I think I would tolerate and actually like a lot of things if she's involved.
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Here's what horse sweat looks like, for reference.
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>>30767789
>"Kiss me, Anon!"
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>>30767795
bitch you got rabies I ain't goin near that shit
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>>30767859
>de-lewded
W-what was it?
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>>30767874
http://imgur.com/a/pCvEB
marecock
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>>30727436
shes a mary sue
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>>30761346
>>30761376
>>30762323
>>30766175
>>30766652
Thank you Anons, some of these are great
how do I even search for these? What's the tag?
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>>30767880
I want to kiss and worship her balls while I stroke and trace circles around her flare
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>>30767795
>You and Twilight are at Sugarcube Corner.
>Twilight forgoes using her straw and takes a few hearty gulps from her milkshake, smearing her muzzle with whipped cream and vanilla ice cream.
>After checking to make sure nobody else is watching, she moves towards you for a kiss.
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>>30766375
I especially want 'undressed' twiggy with an open shirt and loose tie getting ready to get dirty
B-but do whatever you want
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>>30767880
Why does it have to be this? Why can't it be just normal comfy Twilight? It kind of upsets me to be honest. The non-lewd version is just perfect, can't it be just that and that's it? Is that not enough?
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>>30767895
Penis and testicles are masculine
You sexually like masculine things
Therefore, you are a gay faggot
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>>30767921
The mare figure is feminine.
He likes sexually feminine things.
Therefore, he is a straight faggot.
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please tell me I'm not the only one that would hate a futa twi but love a full male Dusk Shine?
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>>30767919
Dude, it's okay to not have any libido, but that's not everyone's case, far from it
You're browsing a chinese image hosting service full of perma-virgins/foreveraloneguys
Most hasn't ever seen a vagina, some are underage, and 90% of us consume porn on a daily basis and masturbate at least once a day

TLDR; if you want cute things, cool, I want to, but stop whining whenever you realize than 90% of the content coming out is of a sexual nature
Or just go to eqd or some shit, idk
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>>30767921
I mean, yes? idk? I don't care?
It's still twiggy, faggot
I don't give a fuck if she has a dick or an ovipositor or a dolphin pussy

But since I can still impregnate her, that makes her a female and me a straight faggot
So, no
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>>30767941
I would both, T B H
and at the same time

But I'd prefer futa twiggy, because horsepuss > ponut (and she has both anyway)
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>>30767908
Well, she starts perfectly tidy and clothed. And then you undress her. The glasses go off, the bun is loose and her mane flows freely. You unbutton the jacket and pull her tie to get to the shirt. With her belly exposed you move to her pants and flicking the button your hand finds its way down into it and under her horsepanties. It's hard to pull the pants down now with your hand in there so they get a bit stuck on her perfectly plump butt and you have to force it a bit.
Or something like this, you know. It's a work in progress.
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>>30767944
Not everyone loves horsecock you know.
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>>30768030
But you're complaining about it being lewd, you didn't say anything about the horsecock

Also you're a faggot for not liking horsecock, especially twiggy's big, leaking marepole
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>>30768056
I meant it in the context of that picture. I have no problem with lewd Twilight.
>faggot for not liking dick
Yeah, no. I'm sorry if you're gay but you don't have to be a faggot about it.
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>>30767789
That's the result of the sweat-drenched coat rubbing against something. Horse sweat actually isn't supposed to make froth. A horse wearing no tack will develop almost no froth except a little between the legs and sometimes very tiny whitish dots where the skin moves a lot.
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>>30768620
Quit turning me on, anon.
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qtπ
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Twilight's in heat, but she still won't mate with you since she just sees you as a friend and not a lover.
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>>30769807
She would have to cast a spell to cease my testosterone production, or being close to her and never making raw passionate love to her would be absolutely maddening
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>>30767908
Looks like it's up to you to finish undressing her. Luckly she found just the right chair for you to do it on. Resourceful little mare.
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>>30770025
Castration is easy.
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>>30770130
Indeed. You'd become one step closer to being a pony - becoming a gelding.
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>>30770063
u-unf
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>>30770063
>"Uhm... Ms. Sparkle?"
>"Yes?"
>"Well, uh... why are you... Why is he..."
>"Oh, you mean, Anon?"
>She points behind her and to you using the pen she's holding with her horn
>"Yes...?"
>"Don't worry about him, he's inoffensive,"
>You roll your eyes at her quip
>"O-oh, I'm not really worried about 'that', I was just wondering why you're... sharing the same seat?"
>"Oh that! Yes, I always bring him with me when I need to close important deals!"
>"His lap is just soooo comfortable, it helps me think. Now, where were we..."
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Friends, I need a little help.

You've probably all seen people posting stuff about how the show is bad now and the like. I'm feeling conflicted. I just finished rewatching the show from S1 to now and, although I still thoroughly enjoy it and like the characters, all this fucking doompauling still gets to me. I still like Twilight, I don't think wings ruined her, I don't mind Glim Glam. What do.
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>>30770726
Function as a person. When you need to pee, use the bathroom. When you're hungry, eat. You get the picture, hopefully.
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>>30770726
Welcome to the vast majority of us. Best you can do is share your opinion and remind people we're the vast majority so we stay and remember that don't mind the doompauling.
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>>30770773
It's hard when it starts to affect your ability to function.
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>>30770726
Not care about what others think and be content with your own opinion? Such a simple thing yet so many people struggle with it.
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>>30770855
Autism is no joke.
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>>30770726
>all this fucking doompauling still gets to me
Why though? I myself love to complain about the show but in the end I still love it. Don't pay attention to shitposting and don't let other affect your opinions too much. Enjoy what you enjoy and don't feel ashamed about it.
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>>30770553
That's so cute.
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>>30770726
make up your own mind. you might not like it, though
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>>30771803
>*buurp* morty i'm drunk morty XD *buuuurp* you gotta uhh *burp* stick this REAL FAR up your ass morty *buuurp*
die
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>>30771803
Cool. One more thing I can stick up my butt.
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>>30771956
Is she having an orgasm?
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>>30767559
I didn't realize how much I wanted it until you pointed it out
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>>30770726
A thousand little cuts have made the doompaulers what they are today. Don't get swept up in the doompauling but don't outright ignore them, they're sometimes right
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Twilight was better before she got wings!
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>>30767138
YES!YES!YES!

>>30770063
Oh bby

>>30770726
Make up your own mind about things. Different people will have different opinions about things, but that's no reason to fight over it, or to feel like you have to conform like some normie.
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>>30772407
True. Now she's betterer.
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The mare, expecting her estrus in the morning, secures her mate firmly to prevent any escape during the precursor night.
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>>30773373
>have to go to the bathroom in the morning
>she won't let you leave her side even for a second
What do?
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>>30773804
Go inside her.
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>>30773810
This is one of my more obscure fetishes.
>tfw no peeing in Twilight's vag green
Feels bad man.
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>>30773879
Because it's an awful fetish
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>>30773985
Lol what.

What's better than having the simultaneous pleasure of smashing her tight horse pussy and feeling the sweet release of unloading a full bladder into her, only for it to dribble out with each thrust and leak down her hind legs?

Are you gay or something?
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Twilight is not a toilet.
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>>30771803
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>>30774059
TURN OFF MY FRIENDSHIP INHIBITORS
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>>30774084
>Twilight will never let it rip in your presence to show you her true skill with the blade.
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>>30774143
Magic is useful but you can't solve all your problems with it. Sometimes you just have to get up close and personal.
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>>30774059
Suddenly I want art of twi in a skin-tight suit, like the one she wore in It's About Time
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>>30774034
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>>30775463
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