Nightly Twilight Thread

>>30775463
I wanna take that purple face and throat fuck it

>>30775492
Glimmerfiends

>>30775472
>>30775510
>>30775515
Good to see we're really putting in an effort in shitting up the thread before it's even started

>>30775519
Meh it's fine to me. I often wonder how a twi/starlight vagina sandwich would feel

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GLIMMERFAGS

GET OUT

GLIMMERFAGS

GET
OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>30775535
It's our thread now

>>30775558
One small band of falseflaggers doesn't warrant hate for the entire collective

>>30775463
One of you faggots need to go full autismo and make a bin with all the greens made about twiggy already
With short descriptions so we know what's in there

>>30775598
I'd harness my autism and fill this duty /but/ I have a fuckload of assignments and shit due soon, so I'll do it probably in a few weeks if no one else has by that point.

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>>30775596
>implying we don't love Glimmy

>>30775606
Thanks Anon, know that I'll appreciate it very much

>>30775602
It's like Korea. Just ignore them and they become irrelevant

>>30775607
So are you willfully admitting you came from the starlight glimmer thread intending to shitpost, knowing what it could start?

>>30775607
>implying we don't love to beat Glimmy
Ftfy. No thanks necessary

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>>30775617
I did not come from the Starlight Glimmer thread
I saw Glimmerfriends as one of the posts thats why i am here

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Quality thread.

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>>30775638
Alright peace friends ^:)

>>30775649
Ayy, I, a Twifag, edited that picture. I remember doing it too, I was severely sleep deprived. I had an irl chuckle at my own work, I'm not afraid to admit.

>one faggot posts a couple pictures of glimglam
>everyone gets mad and give him (you)s saying it's the end of the world and the thread is now shit because of it
>instead of, you know, posting real content and ignoring him
where are you people coming from?
is the summer meme real?

>>30775664
Shut the fuck up already. Fuck off to some other thread if you want to fuel waifu wars shitposting

>>30775672
Newfags.

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>>30775672
Overreact to everything!

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>>30775602
>literal communist
She's obviously a utopian socialist. Work on your praxis, bruh.

>>30775774
Twifags overreacting seems oddly fitting.

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>>30775894
We learn from the panic princess herself.
And if we can't find something to overreact to, we'll POST something to overreact to.

>>30775894
Not really. Used to be the best at ignoring bait and shitposts, and keeping the thread about Twilight

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>>30775920
Post some then.

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>>30775952
Sure, have some best horse waifu

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>>30775968
That's more like it.

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Pavlov’s Pony

“I’m serious, Spike!”
>“And I seriously don’t believe you.” Spike firmly stated. “That’s something right out of Power Ponies and you know it.”
“I’ll show you as soon as we get back to the library.” You promised.
>“Darn right you will.” Spike responded while doing his best to glare at you over the hefty roll of parchment he was carrying in his arms. “Can’t wait to see how you do this without a horn.”
>You held the door to Quills and Sofas open for Spike, who hobbled down the stoop to the dirt path below. After readjusting your grip on your share of supplies for the library you followed after the much smaller drake.
“Don’t need magic for this one, Spike.” You answered as the two of you neared the edge of the bustling Ponyville market.
>“Well, how else could you possibly mind control Twilight?” Spike asked aloud. So loud, in fact, that you noticed some nearby ponies, Roseluck and Daisy, shot an inquisitive look to you from their flower stall.
>Those two were quite prone to gossip, at least according to Rarity, so you made doubly sure you and Spike walked out of earshot before you continued the conversation.
“Well, how’d it work in the comics?”
>“What? With the Mind Writer?”
“Is he a super-villain? How’d he mind control ponies?”
>“He was a mediocre writer who couldn’t get anyone to buy his stuff, but he found an ancient spell which allowed him to control whoever read the books he enchanted. He had ponies give him tons of their bits and made them forget the whole thing. Worked pretty well for a few issues until Mistress Mare-velous figured out what was going on.”
>A chuckle left your lips once you heard Spike’s enthusiastic tone; explaining Power Ponies lore definitely excited him.
“How’d that work out for him?”

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>>30776066
>“A whole lot of bruises after Mare-velous got to him; he couldn’t put up a fight at all. He got a surprisingly short prison sentence, but that leads into a pretty funny issue where he tries to mind control himself to be able to fight better.”
“Sounds like a flawless plan.”
>“I’ll let you read them once we get back, I’ve got ‘em upstairs.”
“Sounds fun.” You replied as you turned the corner at Sugarcube Corner to bring the Golden Oak Library into view down the road. The two of you walked in silence until you neared the massive oaken house.
“Anyway, I don’t need any of that crazy magic stuff to control Twilight.”
>“Yeah, right.” Spike responded with an eye roll.
“Nope, just science.”
>“Huh, you know, with all that phone-thing of yours can do I wouldn’t have been surprised…” Spike trailed off.
“Nah, don’t need that either. That and the thing probably won’t ever turn on again since its outta power.” You recalled. “It’s much, much simpler.”
>“There’s no way mind control can be simple, Anon.”
“I’ll give you that; it did take a doctor to figure it out. He did it on a bunch of dogs.”
>“Twilight’s a bit smarter than a dog, you know.” Spike responded in disbelief.
“Eh, maybe a little…” You said, making a so-so gesture with a hand. “I mean, the guy’s technique worked wonders on Twilight.”
>Spike merely sighed and shook his head in dissatisfaction as the two of you came to the red, candle-adorned front door of the Golden Oaks Library.
>You stepped ahead of Spike to open the door for him.
“And it’s all thanks to these.” You remarked while pointing at down to your pair of shoes, wiggling your right foot around for emphasis.
>“And now I know you’re lying.” Spike pronounced as he sauntered past you. “We’re back, Twilight!”
>You ducked below the doorframe and walked into the library behind Spike. The little dragon let out, at least in his mind, a menacing roar as he hoisted the roll of paper above his head and heaved it towards the center of the room.

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>>30776076
>A trail of unraveled paper snaked its way through the foyer of the library and came to a rest at a distant bookshelf.
>Spike paid the mess little heed and instead swaggered to the nearby bathroom mirror.
>Through an open door you saw him striking poses and flexing his little arms searching for the slightest hint of muscle to impress Rarity with.
>As you went to wind the parchment back around the spool hoofsteps came from your favorite mare on the stairs.
>“Welcome back!” Twilight announced. She came down the steps with her muzzle in a book suspended by her magical purple aura.
>Despite her focus on the book she didn’t trip up at all while descending the staircase.
>Twilight did, however, remain oblivious to the unraveled scroll strewn about the floor and stepped right on it without noticing, forcing you to stop raveling it back.
>“How’s my favorite human doing?” Twilight asked, lowering the book to reveal her smiling face to you. >You didn’t bother voicing a response and instead cracked a smile of your own as Twilight reared in front of you and squeezed her forelegs against your sides in a hug.
>You reciprocated by bringing your arms around her barrel and rubbing the small of her back. Twilight stretched her head towards yours and gave you a light peck on the cheek.
>“Now where’s my favorite little dragon?”
>Twilight broke the hug and began looking back and forth around the room.
>She looked back to you for an answer and you obliged by pointing towards the ajar bathroom door.
>Once she saw Spike still flexing the unicorn stifled a laugh by bringing a forehoof to her mouth before trotting in.
>Spike’s muffled protests could barely be heard over Twilight’s magic forcing the baby dragon in for a loving hug.

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>>30776088
>Twilight’s fawning gave you just enough time to finish rolling up the paper and set it on the center table.
>Twilight shoved the door open and happily trotted towards the supplies you bought.
>Spike came out behind her dragging his feet rubbing his right cheek and bemoaning her giving him multiple kisses.
>Lucky guy, she only gave you one.
>“Oooh! Perfect!” Twilight cheerfully chirped as she magically picked up the enormous roll of paper and, to your minor annoyance, unfurled at least ten feet of it before tearing it away.
“Eeesh, what do you need so much paper for?” You asked.
>“A follow-up friendship report to Celestia! Twilight stated, moving her head into the overturned bag to sift through the ink bottles, quills, and other knickknacks you picked up. “I realized I left out a couple details when I sent it last night.”
“Good to be thorough, I suppose.”
>“On that note, did you two find everything alright? We’re so short on stuff I hope you triple-checked that checklist.”
“Eh, sorry Twi. Only double-checked it.”
>Twilight stopped examining a set of manila borrowing cards and shifted her eyes towards you, narrowing them into an inquisitive squint.
>Your eyes locked onto hers in return. After a few seconds the unicorn scrunched up her nose and furrowed her brows a bit more which, unfortunately for you, ended up breaking you through sheer cuteness.
>Your emerging sly grin gave away the truth.
>“Don’t scare me like that.” Twilight lightly scolded.

>>30775607
Cute OC

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>>30776094
>You walked off towards the kitchen where you saw Spike scamper a few moments ago.
>Sounds of a cork popping off an ink bottle and the scratching of quill on parchment came from behind you.
>Spike had scampered on top of the counter and helped himself to the stash of gemstones stored in the cupboard above.
>As nice as it was that Spike was capable of getting snacks for himself you weren’t too pleased with him dirtying up the counters with his feet.
>You made a mental note to both wash the counter and also move those jewels to an easier to reach place later.
“You ready, Spike?”
>“Just got some snacks to watch the show.” Spike replied as he sat down in the doorway. “So what’ll you make her do? Some backflips or something?”
“Eh, something a bit more subtle, but I think you’ll like it.”
>You poked your head through the doorway and, as expected, Twilight remained distracted by her writing.
>You hadn’t tried “controlling” her in any other situations, but this definitely meant your trick had the highest chance of working.
>You motioned Spike to keep his chewing noises down to ensure nothing distracted Twilight.
>You tip-toed as quietly as possible towards the distracted mare and came just close enough to peer past her horn and forward facing ears to see her jotting down something about her sleepover with Rarity and Applejack the other day.
>You pressed the heel of your right shoe down hard and harshly twisted your foot against the wooden floor. A loud squeak emanated from the rubber sole all throughout the library.
>Instantly Twilight’s ears swiveled towards the sound and, without missing a beat, they relaxed once she registered the sound.
>Happy that Twilight Sparkle’s training had paid off you stepped closer and rewarded the little mare with some light ear scratching for a few short seconds.
>Using both hands you pampered each purple ear, gently gripping the apex of each one and lazily stroking the pinna up and down with your thumb.

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>>30776100
>After a second of scratching between Twilight’s ears you backed away and headed towards the kitchen and a very confused, unamused Spike.
>“Did you even do anything?” A dour Spike questioned as you walked past him into the kitchen. “All you did was massage her head.”
“Yeah, I kinda figured this’d take some explaining.”
>“It better. You got me all hyped, too.”
“So, back on Earth when I was in school, a teacher taught me about a psychologist, Dr. Pavlov, who brought dogs food but he always rang a bell when he fed them. He did it for weeks and eventually the dogs just started salivating when they heard the bell and there wasn’t even anything to eat. It’s called classical conditioning.”
>“Okay… And what does that have to do with getting all feelsy with Twilight?” Spike scrutinized.
“For over a month now, every time I’ve squeaked my shoe I’ve scratched Twilight’s head. I’m pretty sure she just expects it now on some subconscious level.”
>“Whuh? Why?! What’s the point? Why wouldn’t you just make her do something cool?”
“It doesn’t work that way Spike, I mean, I didn’t even think this would work at all.”
>“But does it?”
“What do you mean?” You asked.
>“Is Twilight actually relaxing because of your noisy shoe or because she knows you’re right there and will likely give her a massage?”
“Oh… yeah, I guess you’re right” You admitted. You actually had no idea whether your experiment actually worked.
>At least for another couple seconds you wouldn’t
“I think we can figure this out right now.” You declared after a moment of thinking. You walked to the kitchen doorway and waved Spike over. “Let’s see what she does when I do it again.”
>Like before, Twilight was completely engrossed in her writing when she heard the loud squeak behind her.
>Her ears twisted around, focused towards where the sound originated from, and then shifted back forward and relaxed when they didn’t detect any noise after a few seconds.

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>>30776113
>Spike and you stared at Twilight all throughout the process and you eagerly awaited any kind of reaction.
>“What are we looking for?” Spike whispered, looking up at you and pulling your pant leg to get your attention. You responded by simply pointing back at Twilight.
>Twilight had stopped writing, brought her head up, and stared forward.
>She set the quill in her magical field down and, much to your delight, brought a forehoof up to the space behind her horn and between your ears.
>She rubbed the edge of her hoof back and forth atop her head to scratch at the unexpected itch; slowly at first, but soon increased the pace of her back and forth motion.
>The unicorn let out a small huff of frustration as her hoof evidentially wasn’t enough.
>Twilight’s horn produced its familiar lavender glow a purple, marble-sized sphere of concentrated magic popped into existence just behind her head.
>The sphere pressed itself into her mane and began moving to and fro to massage her head, but once again the unicorn wasn’t satisfied.
>Another orb popped into existence and began its own kneading.
>And then another.
>You figured that was proof enough and you sprang into action by deftly walking towards your friend in distress.
>Twilight’s magic fizzled out as your fingers pressed against her scalp and began scratching her troublesome itch.
>A satisfied coo came from Twilight and she turned her head to get a better look at you.
>“Thanks, Anon. I really needed that.”
“Any time, Twi.”
>“You wouldn’t believe how nasty that itch was, it was crazy.”
“Eh, happens to everyone.”
>The hum of magic signaled Twilight picking up her quill again to get back to writing, and you turned around and walked back to the kitchen.
“Told ya, Spike. Mind control.”
>Spike, suddenly quite nervous, shifted his weight from one side to another and fidgeted with his tail in his claws.
>“So, uh, Anon… Think you can teach me to do that on Rarity?”

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>>30776117
That was really adorable, thanks, friend.

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>>30776117
Pastebin for those interested: https://pastebin.com/yugDPSKn

Please share any comments and criticisms, I’ve always got room to improve. It’s been a year since I wrote any green so there’s bound to be some hiccups here and there.
We've had a nice amount of lewd green lately, so I thought it would be nice to make some time to scribble out something a bit different.
Haven't seen Spike in too many stories recently either, and I'd certainly hope he wouldn't appear in any of the lewd greens posted here, but the recent episode spurred me to give him some time in the spotlight. He's a cool guy.
I’ve enjoyed the occasional Twilight mind-control story and I figured it would be fun to take that concept for a spin. I never watched The Office, but I do remember a scene of someone using Tic-Tacs and Windows noises to condition another guy. I thought it was pretty funny and, seeing as it still stuck with me all these years after a psychology-major friend showed it to me, I suppose it had some influence on the story.

>>30776187
It's nice to see more cute content, you did well.
Thanks for the bin too, I really loved Culture Shock but lost the link.

Reminder that there's a solar eclipse moving across the US today. Look up the time and go outside.

>>30773810
It's pretty difficult to do while hard. And it wouldn't stay inside, so you'd need to make a good seal and maintain it.

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>>30776690
Anon!
It's happening!

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>>30776735
Be sure to wear eclipse glasses.

If you don't have them, hopefully you'll see someone else with eclipse glasses from whom you can borrow a glance.

Such a rare event; don't bypass this.

>>30776690
That would be pretty pointless since I don't live in god's favored country. We're going to get bugger all here.

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>>30776735
>CELESTIA IS GONNA DISAPPEAR! NIGHTMARE MOON IS GOING TO RETURN!
But Twilight, you...
>WE HAVE TO PREPARE, ANON! YOU'LL HAVE TO DEFEND YOURSELF! AT LEAST PUT ON THE HAT!
Is that tinfoil?
>PUT! IT! ON! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN!
>OH SWEET CELESTIA THERE'S JUST NO TIME!

>>30776763
>rare event
>happens about once every year or two
k

>>30776714
eh, it isn't that difficult to do, i'm able to do it with relative ease. and i think the original idea was to have it coming out. it'd be a messy proposition, for sure. wouldn't want to do it in a bed unless it was covered in plastic sheeting

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>>30776785
Calm and comfort the cute worrywart.

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>>30776792
Not where you live.

It happens over a given area only once every few decades. This is a twice in a lifetime event.

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>>30776848
sure sucks that they haven't invented airplanes and world travel is unknown

>>30776886
>PNKIE BESST PONYY as waypoint on STAR

I'm dead

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>>30776886
>ywn let Twilight play DCS with instruction manual for the first time
>ywn see how she stumbles at first but quickly finds her way around the cockpit
>ywn witness her full learning path, from figuring out HOTAS to doing full missions successfully in a day
Twilight would have a field day with this little thing.

>the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr94DmuzsLo

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>>30776848
>once every few decades
k, guess 2024 is a few decades from now

>>30776966
It won't be visible where I live, and the current one is not visible for almost any of the people for whom that will be visible. So that does not count.

The next one where I live is 2045, and the one after that I'll be dead.

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>>30777047
if you're on the east coast, you'd literally be a few hours drive from a location with totality. and the "visibility" extends quite far for most eclipses, so chances are if you are on the east coast you'd see something of the 2024 eclipse and/or are within easy driving distance of totality.

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>>30777092
On average, a total solar eclipse happens over a given point on Earth's surface once every 375 years.

The umbra is typically 150 km wide. The penumbra is average 6400 km, 3200 half-width. The radius of Earth is 3959 km. This means that the penumbra of ≥50% eclipse is on average 3959arctan(tan(3200/3959)/2) = 1909 km half-width, 3818 width. Thus over a given point on Earth, a ≥50% solar eclipse occurs on average once every (150/3818)*375 = 15 years.

Oh.

>>30777297
your logic is off there, friend.

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>>30777092
>>30777297
But a 75% solar eclipse on average once every 150/(2*3959arctan(tan(3200/3959)/4))*375 = 28 years.

So my point still stands. It just depends on how much of an eclipse we value.

75% eclipses once every 28 years on average.

>>30777332
I made a few simplifying assumptions, such as the moon being infinitely far away and solar eclipses being able to happen over the North pole, but was careful they would have little effect.

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Nothing personal, it's just business. She hopes you understand.

>>30778222
>tfw you will never be cucked by a green gummy man

>>30778222
That's fucking hot and even cute

>>30778235
He seem to fuck a lot of mares, lucky guy.

>>30778222
fuck, the tailwrap again. uuuuuuhhhh~

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>>30778263
For some reason it's just so hot. It's irresistible.

>>30778441
this makes the mare happy and ready for more

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>>30778222
Stop catering to my fetishes!
>swn make you eat her out in secret from under the desk as she deals with foreign VIPs
>Wrapping her tail around your neck to pull you in deeper and keeping you right where she wants you to be

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>>30778587
>Stop catering to my fetishes!
I can't, it's mine as well.

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>>30776187
Cute

>>30778222
i'm hard as a rock right now. can you do something about her hind leg? kind of looks like she's an amputee there

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Threaten to withhold sex from the mare for other favors.

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>>30778222
Aw yeah! Anon Delivers!

>>30778441
colored?
femanon version?please?

>>30780084
>femanon
But that'd be GAY, Anon

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>>30776886
Y'know, as soon as I saw this image, I knew something was not right
and then I noticed, "purple pony princess goddesses aren't supposed to go there."

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You better run, better run, faster than her magic.

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>>30778967
This any good?

>>30780084
For the record, >>30778441 is not mine but I can try coloring it later.

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>>30780867
I think both the versions are nice. Twi's in a suit, and I can never complain about that!

I appreciate you giving the coloring a try. It's so hard to find FemanonTwi stuff,but to me it's the best there is. Thanks for letting my know straight away it's not yours to alter, so I don't get my hopes up.

How does she manage to meneuveur that big fat ass through doorways?

>>30781031
Teleportation

>>30780942
Why do you want FemanonXTwi stuff? Is that just something you like? Or are you a trap? Or perhaps even... a WOMAN?

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>>30781659
>a female
>on 4chan
>let alone a thread about a qt purple horse

I want to go to Equestria but still be a sad sack of shit so she'll comfort me.
Fuck I'm pathetic anyone else?

>>30781659
I'm only a woman on the inside, and too masculine to be a trap. Why do I like FemanonXTwi? Because Twi is my waifu, and it helps me imagine myself with her.

>Tfw, ywn have hot interspecies lesbian sex with your waifu.

Maybe in the afterlife.

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>>30781803
>implying you even have a choice
You don't magically become a healthy, happy individual overnight. You may feel happy being near her but it's going to take some serious effort to shift your whole worldview so you're able enjoy your life fully and constantly. Luckly, it's in her power to do that. She'll probably see it as a personal challenge too. Something like reforming a villian. If there's anyone who can do that, it's Twilight. She'll make you happy.

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>>30782130
She already has made me happy

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>>30782340
Being happy because of her and being happy for her is just the first step. But can you say you're happy even without her? Without thinking of her are you enjoying yourself, are you having fun, is everything beautiful and just right? Without actually having her are you 100% content with what you have?
If so, well, you're at least happier than me.

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Little purple is thinking about you again. She hopes she'll see you soon.

>>30782449
That's just it, I feel like she is actually in my life.

>>30782804
Sure, she affects your life, especially if you think about her a lot, but it's not the same as being with her. Unless you have a tulpa.

>>30782838
And the whole tulpa thing is a hoax.

>>30782838
I do have a tulpa.

>>30782883
It's literally fooling the mind to believe something that isn't real. If that's what you mean?

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>>30782938
>I do have a tulpa
Oh. Carry on then.

>>30782938
No. That's called making yourself delusional. An actual tulpa is supposed to have its own mind and thought process and be able to give you realistic sensory hallucinations.

>>30780867
>ywn walk around ponyville with your neck covered in kiss marks from your earlier lovemaking

>>30782987
She does. But I had to delude myself first.

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>>30780942
>I appreciate you giving the coloring a try
Emphasis on "try". W-what do I do with the body cutoff?

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>>30783075
Could ya please explain how exactly you made yourself believe she exists/ deluded yourself?
>of course asking for a friend

>>30783075
It's funny that it's worked in your case, something that started as a sociopsychological experiment i.e. trolling as used to be the term back in the day to see how many people can be fooled into wasting their time on a fool's errand, as the person himself faqman, or, more precisely, fagman who started the neo-tulpa movement with a bunch of other guys on 4chan with a strong branch forming on /mlp/ eventually admitted. He promised a fully sentient companion devoted to making you happy (or whatever you wanted, really), who, albeit without a physical body, could interact with you using all five senses. You get a fully functional one in just a few months. But wait! That's not all. For the same low price of one tulpa, you'll also get the eidetic memory expansion option for your tulpa! Be a genius like John von Neumann. Recite whole books. Ace all exams. Learn French in a few weeks! Sound too good to be true? Well, it is, but try anyway. After all, there's nothing to lose -- time spent talking to yourself is time spent well, no matter the outcome.
Who could've resisted? A cult formed, a cult proclaiming that irrational, delusional belief was the key to success. Without it you didn't get your tulpa. A good deal of those who'd got fooled buggered off to the forum when tulpafaggotry on /mlp/ was purged, which was already on its way to becoming a huge RP circlejerk. Many were already making and unmaking tulpas by herds in a matter of weeks, days even. In the meantime those devoted ones who had been struggling for months just to hear the 'alien' voice in their heads started to disappear, some even ragequitted. The failure rate and ensuing frustration among those who really expected to see hallucinations were immense.
But somehow you did it. Congratulations.

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>>30783479
Nice copypasta, thanks.

Eh I wish I could impose her on my reality as a visual hallucination, most I can do is talk with her (in my head) and sometimes her responses are clearly in her voice, but she nearly always does respond (been working recently on getting the voice to be more frequent). And I feel closer to her than I ever have to anyone else, probably because she's literally in my head.

>>30783517
>Tfw working on one for ages
>not twi but an OC of mine cause i'm garbage
>only thing i ever got out of her was a sudden outburst of emotions sometime ago

>Anon and Twi are good friends
>One of their favorite pastimes is to read terrible, schlocky romance novels together and laugh
>She finds a novel with a disgustingly cliche cover, and they're eager to dig into it
>They discover quickly that the cover is very misleading; it isn't a romance novel, it's just straight up porn
>It's hardcore, with explicit descriptions of penetration and various bodily fluids
>Despite this, they feel compelled to keep reading, and are both starting to get turned on
>In the middle of a particularly intense scene, Twilight forces a laugh
>"H-ha! This is...there's no way that something like that would even work! Did the author even do their research?"
"Y-yeah, I guess. Heh."
>"I mean, maybe they did. I'm not, um, exactly an expert in the field or anything..."
"Me neither."
>"...yeah, if you think about it, we aren't really qualified to laugh at this kind of stuff without...you know, doing the research ourselves..."
"...yeah, I guess so."
>"..."
"..."
>"Take off your pants."
"Yes, professor."

>>30783532
>because I'm garbage
Being original beats reusing things and trying to adapt them to your ideals.

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>>30783532
Oh yeah the emotions with tulpas can be pretty intense. It's really pretty cool knowing how she feels about me.

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>>30783532
...You didnt -stop- working on it after that, did you?
Bursts of emotions and general impressions is how they first start communicating, it's not just straightforward words straight off the bat.

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>>30783534
I want to read Chuck Tingle with Twiggy.

>>30783572
Nope still trying, though there are phases where i can't take that much time for her
(Which afterwards just feels fucking awfull)
I try to incorporate her as much as possible in my daily life, but it still feels as if were making no real progress

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>>30783581
Fucking Chuck Tingle, kek

>>30783566
Ay
Although its often hard to distinguish her feelings from mine

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>all these tulpafags
At least it's good to know some of us are happy with her.

>>30783638
Well why dont'cha make one yourself?
>what if it goes wrong
It can't. A tulpa can't harm you in any way, unless of course you want her to.
It ((((only)))) takes much time and dedication.

>>30783479
I don't have a tulpa, but I will never understand this attitude. Didn't you have an imaginary friend when you were a kid? Or at the very least you should know that many kids do have imaginary friends. They can talk to them, they can feel them, and those friends have a separate personality. Creating a similar projection, but forcing a very specific personality, with a completely alien body, and doing it after years of hearing that adults shouldn't have imaginary friends, is probably much harder than doing it as a kid. But it's nowhere near impossible. Fuck, a tulpa isn't really much different to those "muses" who have been helping artists for centuries.

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>>30775463
Twilight is better than Glimmer confirmed

>>30783756
M8, i appreciate it, but you're replying to copypasta.
Don't waste your time replying to literall garbage

>>30783534
>Twiggy finds a book while doing her annual tidy up
>It's filled with smut scenes
>Some about her friends
>Most about her
>She thinks it's Spike's but he's not home at the moment, so she decides to talk to Anon about it
>And you have a hard time keeping the spaghettis from spilling and letting out it's yours
>"I know he's coming at 'that' age, and that it must be hard for him to be surrounded by so many mares but some of these stories are.. weird!"
>It's all over, you're fucked
>She'll find out that it's yours when Spike will come home anyway
>Unless you find a way for Spike not to come back...
>Nah
>Maybe you could try and slightly defuse the situation before confessing
"Now now, Twiggy, t-they can't be that weird,"
>"He wants to fill my hayburgers with his... his seed and watch me eat them! Eugh!"
>Okay maybe you deserve everything that's coming to you

>>30783833
Denial. Your mind can't cope with the truth, so it attempts to discredit the message by labelling it as something it's not. Do you really think you're going to get hallucinations and an eidetic memory?

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>>30783752
>time and dedication
Just the things I don't have.
>unless of course you want her to
Intrusive thoughts count into this? Because I have a lot of them frequently.

Nah, forget it, anon. Can we just talk about Twilight instead? I have enough of feeling worse off than everyone else in real life.

>>30783898
Not really. Would probably have to spend decades to learn something like that

>>30783947
Or use pharmaceuticals. Note that I'm not saying that having more than one conscious mind in one body is altogether impossible. The tulpa concept as invented by faqman is.

>>30784223
Didn't accuse you of that.
Might look into pharmashit in the future, for now i'm (((((tulpamancing))))) the old fashioned way.

>>30784223
>>30784281
Are you implying there are pharmaceuticals that would help with tulpamancing?

>>30784286
I've heard of some Stuff that (((enhances your mental flexibility))) or some shit, but even something like dream herbs might help if you have a Bit of experience in lucid dreaming

>>30784286
Not specifically for the purpose, obviously, but there are ways to make the brain more 'malleable', neurally less inhibited, and more prone to psychotic states. The only thing I know of is prescription only and is pretty dangerous.

>>30784328
Oh and the effect isn't long-lasting anyway.

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>"Twilight, i honestly dont mind."
"No, anon, i refuse to take advantage of you like this.
>"You're freaking out over nothing."
"It isnt NOTHING, now be quiet or help me research."
>"I really dont understand what the big deal is here, we're both consenting adult individuals an-."
"No! You're clearly effected by my season, it'd effectively be rape!"
>"Hey i liked the smell of blackberries before i came here you know."
"See! You're attributing my scent to something you find pleasent, this is practically a textbook example!"
>"You could have just said you dont find me attractive, no need to go through all this rigmarole over my offer."
"Oh Anon you sweet innocent sharply dressed sarcastic cinnamon roll, if this wasnt rape i would ride you so hard that neither of us would be able to walk for a week, but you only feel the same way because you've been in the castle with me all day.
>"Well technically i feel that way about me all the time, no homo, but i'd most definitely scratch that itch of yours if you wanted."
"I DO want it!"
>"Okay then, let me just unzip the old john thomas and we can get started."
"NO, i told you this would be rape!"
>"Missy if you dont stop sending me mixed signals i'm going to show you the actual meaning of that word."
"You're not in your right mind anon!"
>"If i leave this room, fill the tub with cold water, jump in and then come back here holding my nose dripping almost as wet as you are, will you believe me when i say i want to bone you because you're a smart attractive mare that i genuinely enjoy the company of and not because you smell nice?!"
"Yes! A shock of cold water will definitely bring you to your senses, good thinking anon!"
>[Grumbling human noises]

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>>30784576
>10 minutes later.
"Anon you're back, that nosepeg suits you, do you feel better?"
>"Twilight, i'm not going to feel better until you feel better, so peel me out of these clothes before i catch a cold and lets get down to business."
"Certainly anon, you grab that stack and i'll-"
>"Before i do that, would you agree i am in full control of my faculties right now or am i still too 'high on pheremones'?
"Well you definitely sound okay to me, why do you ask?
>"Because i was referring to the business of inserting Tab A into slot T, if you were still interested in taking me up on that offer.
"W-what?"
>"I, Anon Y Mous, being of sound mind and body, do hereby declare my desire to pound that perfect purple pony princess pussy procedurally for the purposes of pleasure and/or production."
"A-non stop, you're not making sense."
>"I. Want. To. Fuck. You."
"Bu-"
>"No butts unless it's yours but a gentleman doesnt knock on the backdoor for his first visit."
"...Do you mean it?"
>"I wouldnt exactly say 'no' if you're offering, but anal seems a bit out there for you."
"I meant wanting to fuck me you goof!"
>"Well, yeah? Why wouldnt i?"
>It was said so simply, so matter of factly, like he was asking why she was confused about the answer to 1+1, that Twilight had no argument against it and could only stare in wonder at the biped now waving his hand in front of her face.
>"Earth to Twilight, is anypony home in thERE!?"
>Jumping suddenly into his startled arms, wrapping her hooves around his neck and waist and bringing her face close, she delicately removes his nose peg before human and pony locked gazes.
"Anon."
>"Yes, Twilight?"
"I accept."
>"Oh, good, these clothes were starting t-"
>Pamf
>A flash of light followed by a wet thump was the last sign of activity in that small study for quite some time.

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>>30784587
That was great Anon
As in 'it'll never happen to me' great
>she'll never call me her sarcastic cinnamon roll

>>30783151
Oh, wonderful! Thank you Anon, you did great!

>>30747740
Through Bridle Gossip (S1E9), I am up to about 34 minutes of the most important audio, specifically only best pony. I will continue on this little project, but wanted to throw something up now in case anyone else is interested. It's just audio right now, but I might render the video once I'm done with the season, idfk.

https://media.pone.tube/twivoice/s1.aac

It's a 78MB AAC file mostly because it's the smallest file size I could get at high quality. I feel dirty making the quality any lower than it is. The uncompressed file is about 770MB, so...

It's been awesome to go back to these old eps, I love the letters to Princess Celestia. The show's so different now...

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Nightly Twilight Threads must be why Twilight is so overrepresented on /mlp/, pic related.

>>30785616
Twilight has always been the most talked/written about pony on the board

>>30785616
>>30785706
Not only is she best pony, she even used to be the main character.

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>>30785616
>Retarded Starlight
>Hasbro shitposting
>crying EQG autism
>Starlight Glimmer autist
>cadence shitpost
>idiot complaining
Yep, that's /mlp/

>ywn tackle Twilight in the street
>her eyes will never widen in surprise and horror as she realizes what's about to happen yet again
>she will never writhe and thrash beneath you, desperately pleading for you to leave her alone
>ywn gently pinch her muzzle closed
>she will never screw her eyes shut, squeezing tears out down her cheeks, as she realizes that she's powerless to stop you
>ywn trace your tongue along her muzzle as she wimpers pathetically and fruitlessly tries to turn away
>ywn decide to cut the foreplay short
>ywn wrap your lips around her muzzle, completely enveloping her mouth and nose
>ywn begin to suck
>she will never twitch and squirm at the disgusting sensation of the contents of her sinuses being sucked out
>ywn greedily gulp down her delicious mucus
>ywn complete clean out her dirty little snootle
>she will never lay limply below you as you pull back and release her
>ywn give her a little peck on the lips and thank her for the meal
>she will never quietly sob as you get up, dust yourself off, and head off with a spring in your step
>onlookers will never wonder why she didn't simply teleport away as she composes herself, pulls herself onto her hooves, and goes about her day as if nothing happened

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>>30785779

for what purpose

>>30780867
excellent. saved

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Crotch nuzzling.

>>30784587
Muh heart
Muh dick

>>30784710
>she'll never call you her sarcastic cinamon roll
Bruh

Is there any fic about Anon slowly getting into a relationship with Twilight, instead of the normal jump on his dick at first chance?

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>>30785595
Good work Anon, this is exactly what my autism needs

>>30785616
Wait, why is 'fag' blue--
>FAGGOT
Oh, okay, nvm

>>30786273
the one i remember is hunter anon, but the writefag vanished right after it was starting to go somewhere

>>30786343
and captain anonymous

>>30786273
Yes, as long as you're ok with fimfiction format: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/111738/your-human-and-you

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You might not be able to tell, but this mare wants to fuck.

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>>30786558
You can always tell

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The affected mare may attempt inappropriate kisses and touches.

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Sex is just another part of growing up. You want to make her into a real mare, don't you? Don't make her feel like a kid.

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>>30784587
Great job, Anon, that was lewdly adorable.

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>>30786683
I want to tease Twilight by not taking her advances seriously like she's just a cute and innocent child.

>>30786920
I, too, have a rape fetish

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>>30786936
I don't see how there's anything rape-related in simple teasing.

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>ywn listen to her frustrated, angry insults as she forcefully mounts you

>>30786959
You mean her adorable pony TV-Y reated insults?

>>30786975
*angry whinnying*

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>>30786273
>tfw want to write something like that but feel like I'm going to fuck everything up
How do I into real romance?

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>>30786959
Oh yeah I bet she can ride you real rough

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>>30787065
I would gladly be Twilight's noble steed

Y'know, it's easy to shitpost about fucking her, but never being able to have sex with her isn't what makes my heart ache.

Her eyes will never be the first thing I see when I wake up.
We'll never do our morning routine together.
We'll never eat together and I'll never have a chuckle when she gets a little too eager and messes up her mouth.
We'll never sit together and read.
We'll never go on a walk together and chat about all kinds of nerdy things.
We'll never support each other when we're going through tough times.
We'll never go stargazing together.
We'll never go to bed together, clean after shower or bath, and fall asleep with our limbs tightly wrapped around each other.

I'll never hear her say my name.
I'll never feel her heart pounding in her chest.
I'll never feel her living, real body.
I'll never hear her say she loves me.

But posting things like this make me sad, so I guess I'll go back to shitposting about sex.

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>>30787724
>ywn
Have some faith, Anon. This world is but a gateway to what you desire most.

>>30786957
I believe he meant her raping you
I mean, that's what I'd do
I'd tease her so much she couldn't take it anymore and take what's hers

>>30787032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
Just write it
If it's shit, do it again
And again, until it's good

>>30787032
Have a real, interesting plot besides the romance, so that it's interesting to read, and you aren't just spilling out filler while we wait for their relationship to grow.

>>30786554
>Reading an incomplete story
>ever
It's like you want to get hooked, only to have the author abandon it, and leave you wet and wanting.

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>>30788375

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>>30787724
I know what you mean, anon. It's the simple things that make it for me and I really enjoy reading and writing about them. She's so precious that it feels like anything, everything is interesting with her, even the simplest most mundane things.

One day we'll experience it all. Maybe in another world. A second in heaven's worth whole life's trouble and trial.

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Sometimes Twi lets her coat get all messy and fluffy just for you, because she knows you like it.

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>>30788759
I want to brush her coat all over and fluff it up again just for an excuse to brush her more.

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>>30788759
Fluffy pones are the cutest things. I could brush her all day.

>>30787032
Give it a shot,even if it isn't the best it will be a nice change of pace of story in this thread.

>>30785595
Listening to this file for the fifth time today, can't stop listening and can't wait for more eps to be added.

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>>30787748
>This world is but a gateway to what you desire most.
I like to imagine this world is a version of hell, because it seems like most people that are 'awake' tend to be the most pessimistic while the most optimistic tend to be the most ignorant.
There's outliers, naturally, but it's concerning how 'Dont think about it' is considered to be... normal by most people.
Instead of people doing what they can, most just live in their own little bubbles or simply add to the misery.
I got into a huge silly argument with my family today for -not- making fun of the appearance of a complete stranger that was (hopefully) out of ear-shot.
They seemed fixated on the fact that it didnt matter because the person couldnt hear us, and seemed unable to comprehend that i didnt want to poke fun at somebody just because i could, nor did i want to hear it.
It's like the entire world is bent on dragging you down to their level, and you're the strange one for having standards.
Granted, i'm definitely strange for wanting to be friends with a small technicolour pony princess, but that's neither here nor there.

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>>30775463
>Twiggles gets extremely possessive of you and doesn't want you to talk to other mares

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>>30789149
>She cuddles inside your clothes all day just to ensure her scent is all over you.
>Whether you're wearing them at the time is irrelvant, cant be too careful with those other mares.

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>>30789166
>ywn walk up on Twilight frolicking in you clothes
>she's wrapped up in your clothing, like a ball of clothes with Twilight in its core
>she's sniffing them periodically with a blissful expression on her face
>she just does it so her scent is on them though, don't get any ideas!

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>>30788893
>fluff her up every night through rough intense "cuddling"
>brush her every morning

>>30778441
Dammit I want to eat out Twilight so badly...

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>>30789265
Same

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>>30789228
That's the dream.

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>>30789305

>>30788375
It's literally about to end.

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How about this one? I call it "Twilight and Flash."

>>30789851
>flash posting
kys

>>30789851
More like "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElongs in the Trash"

>>30789851
more like
belongs in the trash

why do newfags always reply to bait?

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>>30789885
i'm not falling for your bait, friend.

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>>30789885
>why do newfags
Answered your own question

>>30788759
>ywn bury your face in all that fluff for the sole purpose of warmth and not because you like it baka

>>30785595
I'll be listening to this later when I go to sleep, thanks.

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>>30790139
Meanwhile Twilight doesn't even try to hide the fact that she enjoys it.

>>30789265
I know, man. I want to lightly rub my cheek against her inner thigh as I eat her out, while taking in her scent and hearing her moans.

>>30790253
i want to feel her clit wink against my nose

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>>30790139
>>30790253
What do you think she smells like?
I need to know opinions, for science.
And because i want to infuse my cuddlepillow with that scent.

>>30790309
>swn tie you up in her bed and try dozens of techniques to get you off as effectively as possible, using her magic to get you hard and ready to go after each spurts you give her and taking notes and asking questions all the while
Are there even greens about this?
I can't believe this has never been done before, it must exist

>>30775463
That pic screams somewhat:

Look at me,
I'm the captain now.

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>>30790359
>tie you up
That's a wrong thing to do in this case. To figure out what works for you on a level you probably don't even realize yourself she needs to document your natural responses and body feedback. She can't observe it fully if you're immobilized. She needs you to act naturally and not hold back with reactions to all the different kinds of pleasure she'll unleash on you, while documenting it all, of course. That includes your reaction to her own pleasure - for example, if vocal stimulation like "dirty talk" or sounds of her moaning make it hotter for you. For her to obtain accurate data the experiments must be performed in a natural state, in a way that the results of this study will be applied in the future. She will go out of her way to try every possible thing to make your journey from arousal to release as quick and efficient as possible. And if she's successful she won't pass an opportunity to tease you about lasting like an average stallion now when she knows exactly how to "get you in the mood"

>>30790253
Unf. Giving Twilight lots of orgasms is my fetish

>>30790309
Well, there's obvious lavender. But I personally prefer to think it's lilac. It's just a really personal favorite smell for me with a lot of nostalgia involved so I can't help it. So I think it's the best purple smell.

>>30790309
I imagine a mix of real human vagina, only because I don't know what real horse pussy smells like[1] ; hay; and maybe a hint of lavender.

[1]I've actually spent a good deal of time searching for horse estrus scent online, specifically urine from a mare in heat. Haven't been successful, though I have seen the same product for deer and moose advertised

>>30790467
God damn it, thanks for giving me a new fetish.

>I've actually spent a good deal of time searching for horse estrus scent online, specifically urine from a mare in heat. Haven't been successful, though I have seen the same product for deer and moose advertised
This is your brain on horsefuckery.

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>>30790528
>I've actually spent a good deal of time searching for horse estrus scent online, specifically urine from a mare in heat. Haven't been successful, though I have seen the same product for deer and moose advertised

what

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>>30790477
Are we really at a point when "making someone you love feel really good" is considered a fetish?

>>30790467
Well, she could just wire me to that machine she used on ponk and get all the responses she wants
Or use her magic to read my mind
My dirty, dirty mind
That'd actually be one of the hottest thing she could do, and if it doesn't come to her mind to try it I'd happily tell her
So she can also see for herself how much I love her

>her own pleasure
>She'd clone herself and make you fuck her clone as she watches and gets even more data
>Then a second clone, this one mounting your face while the second one goes for her second ride
>And a third, this one equipped with a big fat marecock that she'd use on her second clone's ponut, so you could feel it throb through her inner walls as you fill her womb for the third time
>Real twiggy would get worked up soon enough, and want some of it
>Then you'd go 4v1, spitroasting twiggywiggy with the cocked clone as the others use their wings and hooves to caress and grope every bit of flesh they have access to, knowing exactly what to do and where to touch since they'd share her memories

>>30790616
Is it not a fetish if I get off to the thought and would do it until she begged me to stop?

>>30790657
You can't "fill her womb" if you have a human cock.

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>>30790690
So, for one, [CITATION NEEDED]
Secondly, I would still try
I'd try, really, really hard, even if I knew I couldn't
And thirdly;
>using her magic to get you hard and ready to go after each spurts you give her

>>30790690
you could easily do it with magic

>>30790742
If you're a wizard. Which I guess you are.

>>30790741
[CITATION NEEDED] that you can. She's not real. She's fictional, so anything you can imagine is possible. But realistically, the human penis is by design not capable of forcing semen into the cervical canal.

>>30790784
>She's not real. She's fictional
[CITATION NEEDED]

Also,
>is by design not capable of forcing semen into the cervical canal
Of a human girl, maybe
Not of my little purple pony princess

>>30790741
You don't need to eat, because magic. You don't need to sleep, because magic. You don't need to excrete, because magic. You can fuck all day and all night, every day and every night for the rest of your lives. And your lives will last forever, because magic. When you get tired of fucking, magic will make you want to fuck anew. You don't run out of cum, because magic. You don't ever go flaccid, because magic. Your flesh never wears or tears, because magic. You are destined to forever indulge her boundless passion, and doomed to never quench her infinite lust.

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>>30790690
>>30790741
>>30790742
>>30790755
>>30790784
>>30790797
>>30790849
you're all fucking wrong. when you cross into equestria you remain human but gain a stallion dick.

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>>30790849
Wait, and when am I supposed to take care of our foals?
I mean, I wouldn't mind passing a couple days or even a week that way every nine months to make sure she gets pregnant
But I still want my happy family SoL filled life and make her a mommy and see her eyes filled with pride whenever one of our foals learn an important lesson or do something great
And I want to hug them all and kiss them all and tell them I love them
And I can't do that if I'm stuck in her chambers mounting her again and again!

>>30790881
I'm okay with this but I'd still ask her to turn it back to normal, either definitively or just to get kinky from time to time
I love my dick the way it is, even though having a flare and shit could be fun
It really depends on how pony cocks really work, if blowjobs are no-noes or whatever then fuck that shit

>>30790881
What about the balls?

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>>30790881
Is becoming a pegasus acceptable?
I just really want to go for a fly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqvTGbdPK-o

>>30790909
Why, magic can of course take good care of your little hybrid monstrosities.

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>>30790929
NO?!
I want to take care of my kids!
And I want her to take care of them with me!
What the fuck Anon?!

>>30790937
Magic is your friend. Magic can make this undesirable mindset of yours go away, so that you can devote all your time to meeting her needs.

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>>30790961
I'd submit and comply if she really wanted that
I mean, she wouldn't have a hard time convincing me, too

But she wouldn't, ever, unless something's really wrong
So, fuck no
Twiggy is to be the loved and loving mother of my dozen kids, nothing else

>>30790987
She is a creature of pure lust, enhanced by magic and perpetual estrus. No degree of delusion can erase that fact.

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Twily wanted to join you in bed but fell asleep on the way. Lift the exhausted mare and tuck her in.

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You might have to go to work in the morning, but the mare has to fuck you first. You won't leave the bed until she does.

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>>30789024
Well said.

>>30789534
Then It can wait until it is to be read.

>>30790309
Sometimes I can smell her. Her scent alternates between lavender/oranges, lavender/vanilla, and lavender/gardenia, I'm not sure why. There's an unmistakable undertone of horse, too, but it isn't prominent.

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>>30785595
I now have just over 43 minutes and have completed through episode 12 (Call of the Cutie). My new AAC file size was over 100 MB, so I'm compressing a bit more vigorously and using MP3, but the file size is still 72.5 MB. The new URL is:

https://media.pone.tube/twivoice/s1.mp3

The older URL is still active for a bit longer, but I'm going to yank it eventually especially now that it's out of date. Enjoy your autism.

I'm so happy I've done this. I can hear Twilight all day long on repeat at work and while driving to/from work. OK, I only listened to it like 6-7 times at work, but it was better than no Twilight. Dunno if anyone else is enjoying it as much or if I'm just "special."

If any of you are super special, the uncompressed WAV is 959 MB and FLAC would probably be about 450 MB and I'll send it on request lol

>>30791801
I'll want the 10gb version of every episodes until now if/when you do it Anon

>>30791858
i'm aiming for it. May also do the EqG shit because even tho I am not an EqG fag it's still the same voice, tho I may not survive through the first one.

and the sad thing is as time goes on I'm sure the season files will get smaller and smaller, especially in recent seasons, as Twi just doesn't get nearly as much screen time as she used to. Especially in S1, where she was in every episode at least reading her letter to Celestia.

>>30791898
Maybe you could ignore the 'we gotta stop bumping into each other' parts tho

>>30791898
I would advise against EQG, lest the waifufags start getting depressed again.
>Flash Sentry was thinking about me!?!?

>>30792068
>>30792093
Oh yeah, I'd have to censor the Flash parts out. Maybe best to avoid EqG entirely.

>>30791801
>going so far as to include her stomach growling from ticket master
Keep up the good work. It's fun listening to this and being able to recall each scene these bits of audio are from.

>>30792312
Thanks. I tried to get every sound she made that was uniquely her besides the voice. There's a surprising number of growls, sighs, breathing noises, moans, and groans. My favorite is still the little song she hums to herself towards the end of Applebuck Season. So cute!

>>30790657
Nah, you've lost me. Also
>cucking your waifu with her own clones
No amount of mental gymnastics can make this acceptable, sorry.

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>>30792986
I suppose you think I'm a cuck for liking this, then.

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>>30792992
But that's lewd, anon

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>>30792992
I guess? Selfcest isn't much better in my book.

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>Twilight is soft, fuzzy, cuddly when dry
>But she always wanted to get dirty and soaked in bodily fluids, matting her fur
>Cuddling after sex doesn't feel as good as just straight cuddling

>>30792986
Well, I don't really care what your /pol/lack memes tells you, Anon
It can't be cucking if she's willing/the one initiating it :^)

I mean, that's your loss

>>30793076
Cuddling with a sweaty Twilight after sex would ge glorious for a while. Even better if you both fall asleep before the afterglow fades away. You just know she will invite you to a bath after waking up feeling all dirty and sticky

>>30793119
>if she's willing/the one initiating it
But that's exactly how cuckoldry as a fetish works most of the times.
>that's your loss
No one is losing anything here, you like what you like not to mention we won't be with her any time soon anyway

>>30793165
But it can't be cuckoldry because they're clones of her, they share her thought, her dreams, her body and whatever else she wants them to share with her
They're like autonomous parts of her

I mean, you can see it as cucking if you want, again, I don't really care
But I can't see it as such because it's fucking magic and there's no equivalent here
And again, a threesome or foursome doesn't equal cucking, that's some mental gymnastics right there

And yes, you do lose these fantasies so, it's your loss

>>30793076
Just get one of those horse sweat scrappers and give her a good brush, you'll get rid of at least some wetness.

>>30793165
>anytime soon
Thanks, Anon

>>30793197
>They're like autonomous parts of her
They're literally different entities, they she has different experiences than them. Even if she "shares" them it's not her experiencing it. So you just fuck different mares that look like Twilight right in front of her.
And we didn't even get to the part where you want to feel someone else's dick inside her, that's a whole another story. And don't give me the "b-but that's her own dick so it's ok" thing. But hey, if you want to fuck someone else but the one and only mare and see and feel her getting fucked by someone else than you, you can tell me more about how much of a not cuck you are.
>you do lose these fantasies so, it's your loss
You better say this while enjoying every single fetish there is. I sure hope you don't miss out on all that diaper and vore goodness too with that kind of logic.

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Waking you up at 3 in the morning for a quickie.

>>30793373
>more mental gymnastics
>but if she fingers her ass while you pound her pussy you're getting cucked!
holy shit

>>30793467
>got 4 hours to sleep as is after some good time with her before bed
>she wakes you up in the middle of the night for a quickie
>any chance of getting any good sleep is gone
>feel like complete shit during the day at work
>get yelled at for being too unfocused on the job, almost sleeping at your workplace
>almost get fired, if that happens again you get the boot
>you come home and only have the strength to lay down and do nothing, barely tending to Twilight who is still needy
>you know it's going to repeat again and get ready for hell tomorrow
T-thanks, Twilight.

>>30793551
>wanting to feel a dick throbbing in her ass while you fuck her
>s-she's just "fingering her ass"
Any more excuses you wanna make?

>>30793586
>it's not masturbation if you clone yourself using magic and fuck your clone
No, really, you're just being silly and going out of your way to feel cucked

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>>30775463
Twiggy is a qt3.5

>>30793603
>it's not masturbation
It's literally not, you just want to excuse a shitty fetish with that.
>it's ok to fuck others and let someone else fuck her, it's just """"masturbation"""" because those others look like her so it's doesn't count

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>>30793624
>look like her
>magic clones
No, you don't get it
I mean, there's no point arguing this, it's just your shitty headcanon against mine tbqh
So, hey, your loss

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>>30793616
I realize this is bait, but it still triggers my autism. Have a (You)

Here's a hypothetical, /ntt/.

Say you make it to Equestria. After actually spending time with all the ponies, you find you're attracted to one that isn't Twilight. Maybe rarara or glim glam or whatever. What do you do?

>>30793045
Is masturbation selfcest?

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>>30791801
Dear Anon,
Thank you for doing this. Keep it up.
Yours,
Anon

>>30775515
flaccid horncock

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>>30793467
>tfw this has happened to me with a plush

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>>30794169
Follow my heart of course, i'm happy just being her friend.
I think i'm the only one ITT that doesnt waifu twiggle though, so i'm probably skewing your results.

>>30794661
That's a long arm

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>>30794661
I'd be okay with being her friend

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>>30794666
That's the long arm of the law for you, Satan.

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>>30794169
Just to have the opportunity to be her friend would be worth everything, even if she is my waifu. If I were to fall in love with another pony, then I wouldn't try and force a romantic relationship with Twiggles when my feelings lie with another. I think this is almost impossible though (except for maybe Moondancer, Amethyst Star, or maybe Starlight Glimmer). What can I say? I like smart girls.

>>30794260
Nope. But your waifu masturbating without you being involved makes you a cuck.

>>30794961
I agree with this. Though Twilight being smart isn't the best thing about her so there's no telling who else I could possibly fall in love with. All the ponies have something really special about them and it would all come down to experiences rather than character traits.

Do you think Twiggy is a math, chemistry or biology type of mare?
Maybe she likes to create new proofs in her spare time, for fun

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>>30795249
Chemistry.

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>>30795249
uhhh, all of the above of course. She also enjoys history, magical studies, and anything else. She's mentally stimulated and loves to learn new things. which is probably my best in with her if I ever make it to Equestria, hopefully I'd be interesting enough for her to want to talk with and learn about my world.

>>30795307
This so much. People like to joke that she is a bookhorse but she's more obsessed with the knowledge contained within books than the books themselves.

Fuck I love her so much.

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>>30795352
Definitely. She loves to learn, and I guess her greatest character growth has been a growing desire to teach others and share her knowledge. This is a big reason why I like smart girls, we can talk together forever about all sorts of crazy and mentally stimulating things. it's also a large reason why i was attracted to my irl gf

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>>30795371
>irl gf

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>>30795352
>she's more obsessed with the knowledge contained within books than the books themselves
Shame that a lot of times people just see it as love for books. But what can you do, it's an easier thing to meme up.

>>30795371
>irl gf
Opinion discarded.

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>>30795375
>>30795386
and this is why i slipped that little spoiler in there, thanks for being my Pavlovian test subjects.

>>30795394
I don't know what you expected, aside from derailing the conversation. Which was a success. Congratulations, I guess.

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>>30795434

>>30795394
Reminder that behaviorism is mostly a meme in regards to humans

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How would it feel to hold this little purple mare close to you? It's probably the best feeling in the world.

>>30795375
Why is Trixie naked?

>>30796102
Why aren't you?

>>30796120
I am.

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>>30796145
if she's this happy when i'm naked, then i should be naked more often for her.

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>>30796157
Seeing you naked just tells her that you're ready to go, so she jumps you without hesitation.

>>30796208
b-b-but i'm always naked around the house.

>>30796252
The next step is to become a nudist. Then you'll really be like a pony.

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>>30796252
Just like she likes it

>>30796208
You could simply strap her to your crotch, where she would be held in place by your erection. This way, you'd be constantly naked to her while being able to walk around with your shame covered like a decent human being.