Incestuous Thread

>>30724747
I salute you, you crazy bastard.

File: 1499832027102.gif (266KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

266KB, 600x600px

>>30724747
nice

File: hm.jpg (6KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 250x250px

>>30724747
Could have at least had better taste.
Something other than a nigger.

>>30724737
>Your tribal cousin, both twice your age and twice your height, will never force you to marry her under a misunderstanding
>Your filthy hippy mother will never encourage her the whole time, even when she strips you and breeds you right in the middle of the living room in front of the rest of your family because of the tribal marriage traditions

>>30724747
I salute you fellow Anon.

>>30724785
>breeds you
>mother
>while your mother breeds you
what

>>30724801
What what? I'm not seeing where you're getting
>While your mother breeds you

>>30724813
>>>breeds you
>male
anon...

File: 1432580046594.jpg (81KB, 806x990px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 806x990px

>>30724859
Fine, didn't realize you were going to be this pedantic about it.
>even when she strips you and fucks you right in the middle of the living room in front of the rest of your family because of the tribal marriage traditions
Happy now?

>>30724872
this image is fucking weird, the mouse is literally floating in midair if you look closer and know the original scene.

>>30724872
anon

females are bred

males do the breeding

File: 1326511__resized.jpg (2MB, 4000x4000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4000x4000px

>>30724781
Cry some more

File: 23154523523.png (294KB, 861x1024px) Image search: [Google]

294KB, 861x1024px

>You're sitting at home, it's late and a school night but you're having trouble sleeps
>You're not really paying attention to the tv
>Suddenly the doorknob starts to rattle, and it takes a good while before the door finally opens
>In steps your nearly 8' tall mother, her usually prim and proper business suit an absolute mess just hanging off her body
>And she absolutely reeks of an all too familiar smell
>"F-fucking Starlight and Thorax, I-"
>She notices you in the living room and looks down at her watch
>"Anon, you're supposed to be in bed"
"I-I couldn't sleep"
>She walks up to you, you almost painfully have to lean your head back to match her eyes
>Before you can say anything she collapses on the chair next to you, then pulls you into a tight hug against her massive but fowl smelling body
>"Ohhh Nonny! It was a-awful! They turned the whole company against me!"
"O-oh, that's-"
>"E-every *hick* one is on s-strike now!"
"That's terrible mom"
>You just let her hold you, crying tears over the workers she will be forced to treat like human beings for once
>"Anon... Tell me you love me"
"I love you mom"
>"Again"
"I-I love you mom, I'll never turn against you"
>Her crying subsides a little as she stands up, holding both your hands and making you stand up in front of her
>"Ohhh anon-"
>When standing side by side your mother is literally twice your height
>Her hands softly caress your cheeks and move to the back of your her, her loving but glassy eyes locked with yours
>Until she quickly forces your perfect height face into her crotch
>"Prove you *hick* love mommy~"

File: No Anon, I will not call you bwana, you're being silly and I don't wanna .jpg (97KB, 614x960px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 614x960px

>>30724781
>Not enjoying all the delicious flavors

>>30724317
the shower is just in the corner, no stall
>>30724781
you have to be american to be a nigger, and they come in all colors, m8. africans are cool depending on the tribe.

>>30724785
>Your mom has gone totally native
>even after the three of you come back home she insists you all maintain a nude lifestyle. your cousin enforces it happily. They both expect you to keep them satisfied

>>30724737
pastebin.com/u/Hunley
Sorry about inactivity but personal things are popping up. Sometime tomorrow I'll start up a new short, the Daring Do prompt from the last thread gave me a great idea.

>>30724747
The madman.

File: gettingmares.png (247KB, 1024x979px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1024x979px

So what about twin cousins Stormchaser and Flitter? Stormchaser's the rough and tumble one while Flitter gets you cleaned after you inevitably cut, bruise, or sprain something trying to keep up with her.

File: 1336975451244.png (242KB, 900x674px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 900x674px

>>30725252
OH YES

File: 1461645979537.jpg (14KB, 444x332px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 444x332px

>>30725252
>>30725264
>You will never be a cute shota sandwiched between your rough tomboy and wannabe mommy cousins

File: 1396845541261.jpg (50KB, 450x750px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 450x750px

would you little sis applejack and applebloom

at the same time

File: 501323__questionable_artist-colon-herny_apple+fritter_apple+fritter+(food)_apron_ass_back_clothes_drawfag_female_food_humanized_light+skin_looking+.png (829KB, 992x1704px) Image search: [Google]

829KB, 992x1704px

>"Heya there cousin Ahnon! A mighty fine reunioun we havin'. You ready to have a taste of mah apple fritters, ain't cha? I could see yer mouth watering right now just lookin' at 'em!"

File: 1498514383714.png (884KB, 935x855px) Image search: [Google]

884KB, 935x855px

>>30725275
No, but I'd come inside Ma' butt and give her the shits

>>30725275
well o'course. onna counta good sisters always share, and it wouldn't be fair to either to leave the other out.
they're both eager to get knocked up, too, so they promise every time you come in one you have to penetrate the other afterwards so she gets at least a little chance.

>>30725290
We really need a green of this.

File: image.png (196KB, 1024x745px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 1024x745px

>>30725299
>When she says no more bareback but you didn't listen

>>30724737
Where is everyone?

>>30726292
It's night at US

>>30724737
>FILE DELETED
Nice job, jackass.

>>30726299
No it's not.

>>30726306
You should know porn is the only thing our mods can be assed to delete.

>>30726318
It didn't even show anything.

>>30726353
You should know our mods are literal faggots who enjoy our suffering.

File: 1502587465858.png (432KB, 765x999px) Image search: [Google]

432KB, 765x999px

>>30726363
This is the image in OP.
The bottom passage seems appropriate right now.

>>30724935
*heavy breathing

>>30725275
Apple Bloom has to learn somehow.

File: eg9.jpg (32KB, 600x314px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 600x314px

>>30708660
>"Aww, look at it."
>Your aunt pokes the tip of your spear, causing you to flinch.
>"He's a grower, just like his father. Right, Tia?"
>You had barely looked up before being swept into another bonegrinder of a hug by your mother.
>"My little boy, all grown up..."
>You hear a sniffle as her voice falters.
>"So late, yet too soon."
>Noticing her sister's grin, your mother clears her throat to address her.
>"*Ahem*... considering the circumstances, you may consider yourself forgi-"
>Luna holds up a hand, her grin now positively shit-eating.
>"After that awful kissing performance, there's no need, we're already even."
>Your mother's face turns a fiery red as she drops you like a sack of grain off a camel's back.
>"You... you... you..."
>She releases a frustrated sigh in an attempt to control herself, her fists tensing up.
>"You're lucky I can't actually send you to the Moon, because by the gods, I would..."
>You gulp as Luna approaches your mother again, boldly laying a hand on her shoulder.
>"Not to worry, my dear sister. After this, I'll always be here for you to practice on."
>You feel like you should intervene at some point, lest your mother blows her lid off, but the physical contact between them again entrances you.
>"W-what? What does that mean?"
>Your aunt clears her throat, performing a surprisingly good mock-impersonation of your mother's speech-voice.
>"As stated in the royal decree, whoever is first to awaken the young pharaoh's desires will receive the honor of-"
>"Shut up, fine!" Your mother grabs the hem of your aunt's garments, exposing her bare chest to your gaze. "Be his concubine, see if I care."
>Your aunt breaks away by brushing off her garments, going topless.
>"Not me, Tia, that would pose a serious problem. Would you really have him marry some conniving noble's daughter?"
>Luna sits into the tight space on the chair next to you, affectionately cradling your head into her bosom.
>"The honor is all yours. *I* will be his wife."

File: eg10.jpg (340KB, 1300x854px) Image search: [Google]

340KB, 1300x854px

>>30726557
>"YOU, marry HIM? You think yourself worthy?"
>Your mother laughs mockingly, leaning her head down.
>"Do you have a fever? Are you unwell?"
>You don't dare interject, but her chest does feel really warm against your face.
>"I am perfectly healthy. If you don't approve, what is the alternative?"
>Your mother raises her voice, patience clearly running low.
>"I have been ATTEMPTING to pair you with someone for YEARS, but your REPUTATION has made it impossible."
>Jabbing a finger at her sister on every point of emphasis, your aunt recoils each time.
>"It was my VERY VAIN HOPE that at least one your offspring would fall far enough from the tree to be a suitable consort, but you couldn't even get to that point."
>Your aunt springs off the chair in anger, leaving you again to cower by yourself.
>"Do NOT speak of my unborn children that way, you hag!"
>Their foreheads butt together, neither willing to back down.
>"If you have so little faith, why not conceive his wife yourself?"
>"I have been busy administering the kingdom. All YOU have have been busy doing is your SERVANTS."
>"A very convenient excuse, could it be that your age has rendered you BARREN?"
>The room goes silent with the pair angrily staring each other down, the central fire behind them appropriately enveloping their already fiery outline.
>Nervous as you are that this will escalate further, you still find a terrifying beauty in the scene.
>To say nothing of Luna had suggested that you take her as your wife, and your mother as your concubine.
>While your mother had loudly objected to the marriage proposal, her lack of objection to the concubinage spoke just as loudly.
>Noticing your sweaty palms, you stare down at your rigid stiffness, strange urges present.
>A survival instinct suddenly takes over, telling you to get the hell out of the room before you get caught in the crossfire.
"I-I'm late for my studies..."
>You get off the chair and walk away, focusing on nothing but the door on your way out.

>>30726559
UP NEXT, in the adventures of Nefertia and Lunepsut, they kill each other.jk

>>30726575
https://pastebin.com/aenqVpGr
pastebin link too, since I forgot to post that

>>30726559
>>To say nothing of Luna had suggested that you take her as your wife, and your mother as your concubine.
wtf is this line, those first four words aren't supposed to be there

>>30726559
is there really a place with a bunch of sphinges? I thought outside of greece they were just a one-off

>>30726623
or rather it needs 'the fact that' after the first

>You will never compromise by marrying your aunt AND your mother
>They will never squabble at each other during their pregnancies
>"Well my child doesn't demand honey, oats, and pickled papyrus."
>>"Well MY child doesn't wake me up at 3 in the morning to use the bathroom!"
>Meanwhile their mood swings will never mean that you have to repeatedly reassure them that you love them and that you aren't just marrying them on a whim or because they're convenient

>>30726381
Of course it is, the bottom passage is always appropriate rounds these parts

>>30719516
>OH SHIT NIGGER
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>YOU'RE KISSING YOUR SISTER
>Oh, man, she's going to fucking kill you!
>Like that time she threw a kid down the stairs at school cause she thought he grabbed her ass.
>Calm, down everything is going to be just fine.
>Just make a joke or something, she'll think this was a prank.
>Just a prank, bro!
>A prank that's been going on for about thirty seconds.
>This needs to stop.
>You break your lips away from hers, and her glistening eyes flutter open. She's blushing.
"T-that was way better than k-k-kissing my hand."
>FUCK
>"Anon, could you release my hands? You're starting to hurt me."
>You practically jump off her.
>Time to make an escape!
"Uhh, well, it was nice spending time with you, Rarity, but I gotta go now. If you need me, I'llbefloatingfacedowninthepoolokaybye!"
>You make a break for the door, but Rarity catches your wrist and almost yanks your arm out of it's socket.
>"Anon, if you run out on me again, I will never forgive you!"
>She digs her fingernails into your wrists to emphasize her seriousness. She must be pissed, she's never gotten physical with you.
"Rarity, I'm so sorry, please do-"
>"Shut up and sit down. We're going to have a little chat."

>>30727100
>She shoves you, and you topple down onto your bed. She doesn't bother to take a seat.
>You rub the punctured skin on your wrist in an attempt to soothe the pain.
>"Do you have ANY idea how INAPPROPRIATE what you just did is!?"
"I'm sorry, Rarity, I'm sorry! I wasn't thinking, please don't hate me! I'll do anything!"
>You hang your head in shame.
>"The bet is off, and you'll take care of me until I'm ready to accept your apology!"
>That seems fair. At least she isn't threatening to tell your parents.
>"I mean, honestly Anon. Strong arming someone, let alone a lady, to get what you want? I thought you were raised better than that!"
>Wait, what?
"Wait, that's what you're mad about?"
>"What else would I be angry about?"
"Uhh... The whole kissing thing?"
>"O-oh, that. Right, of course."
>In a second, her whole body language changes. Her legs snap together, the scowl on her face fades and is replaced with a light blush, and she wraps her arms around herself.
>"I'm not mad, Anonymous. I understand, things happen in the heat of the moment. I won't tell."
>The weight of the world is brushed of your shoulders.
"Thank you for being so understanding, Rarity. I guess I'm just a little backed up with hormones or something."
>She meets your eyes as you raise your head.
>"Still no luck with girls?"
>You shake your head.
>"What about Moondancer? Or Trixie?"
"Moondancer only really hangs out with us on our game nights, and Trixie is...well, Trixie. When I asked her, she just started laughing."

>>30727118
>Rarity sits down next to you and pulls you into a shoulder hug.
>"I'm sorry, Anon. I know what it's like. I haven't had any luck either."
>She's just trying to make you feel better.
"Very funny, Rarity."
>"You don't believe me?"
"Rarity, every single guy in school knows you. Every day, I see you surrounded by guys trying to get your attention in the halls. Guys that would willingly break their own back bending over backward for you. So, yeah, I don't believe you. Do you know what it's like watching my beautiful, succesful, popular big sister walk around like that, while I'm lucky if a girl even looks at me?"
>She turns to you with pain in her eyes.
>"Oh, I see... You think I'm just some common hussy, don't you? That I'm just some easy slut?!"

https://pastebin.com/hxDNVZ7T Updated.

>>30726960
hiyo

>>30727122
>"I'm just some easy slut?!"
I mean, she is a dexfag

File: 951c9a58-45bc-4fba-b998-0845cc8f383b.jpg (39KB, 493x387px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 493x387px

>>30727136
Motherfucker

File: URXV8wH.jpg (15KB, 432x323px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 432x323px

>>30727136

>>30727136
K E K

File: 1475016750635.jpg (269KB, 715x1538px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 715x1538px

>>30727136

File: 1498877332258.jpg (29KB, 342x342px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 342x342px

>>30727136
Nigga

File: 1502736777398.png (659KB, 3346x2200px) Image search: [Google]

659KB, 3346x2200px

>TFW No mid thirty nerdy mom with birthing hips.

File: TyxiZ4-ZTdo.jpg (65KB, 900x676px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 900x676px

>>30727494
> nerdy mom
> mid thirty
Must have been a rape case.

>>30727494
>That face
No.

>>30727512
Maybe she just did self in vitro fertilization with some stolen spunk because she wanted to be a mother so she could live out her incest fantasies, just like her mongolian puppet shows

>>30727523
>Be 17 year year old Twilight.
>You successfully infiltrated the sperm bank.
>You done some research and found the donor with highest IQ.
>After all it's the easiest way to have kids without sex.

>>30727598
>You break your mom's hymen on your way out
>13 years later you take her virginity yourself

>>30727634
wew lad

thats some weird shit

>>30727687
Sounds romantic to me

>>30727687
It's only weird if she starts saying stuff like
>"I'm so glad you're back where you belong anon"
>"I missed having you inside me"

>>30727494
>>30727512
>>30727523
>>30727598
>>30727634
i have a weird boner right here

>>30727598
... and the donor turns out to be her brother?

>>30727743
>When anon finds out he finally realizes why he has 11 toes

File: muhdickisdiamondhard.jpg (106KB, 500x750px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 500x750px

>>30727743
oh boy

this is gold

Jeff, please come back all this fucking John Connor-tier shit about going back in time to fuck my nerdy sister mom is getting too weird.

File: 1501907751479.jpg (47KB, 600x623px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 600x623px

>>30727732
FUCK

>>30727788
>Too weird on a board where 99.99% of people want to fuck pastel horses where there is a thread in that board is about incest.

>>30727839
Maybe I just don't like Twilight as a character in this

>>30727852
I just came up with idea. You're welcome to include the character you like and introduce your own spin to it.

>>30727852
>didn't want Twilight as a character
So you blasted the entire idea as a whole? It's not hard to contribute a few lines where it's your waifu instead of the one in the original prompt.

File: 130737742326.jpg (48KB, 680x680px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 680x680px

>>30724935

>Before you can say anything she collapses on the chair next to you, then pulls you into a tight hug against her massive but fowl smelling body
>fowl smelling body
>fowl

File: 1500904459786.jpg (59KB, 220x566px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 220x566px

>>30727732

>>30724935
>Chryssi mom not abusing Nonny
Inconceivable!

File: 1501599620555.jpg (62KB, 430x454px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 430x454px

>>30727985

>A loving and caring incestuous mother Chrysalis who is a complete cold heart'd bitch to everything else and demands to be treated as a goddess by such things.

>>30727788
can you go back in time to when she's a cute lanky loli?

File: 1502507544849.png (871KB, 1280x1685px) Image search: [Google]

871KB, 1280x1685px

Reposting from last thread:
>"Trixie read an article that one of the main reasons why boys your age are unfocused in school is because they are distracted by their natural urges."
"Uh, mom why are you telling me this?"
>"Because my sweet pea, do you know who is the top your class?"
"Anonymous Sparkle. The kid who has the same name as me."
>"Exactly, even through I named you 'Anonymous' first then she decided to name her brat that too."
"Maybe it's just a coincidence mom."
>"No it's not!"
"Ok, where are going with this?"
>"Well the problem is son is that purple bitch's brat is the top in the class and you're not I'm going to change that."
>Trixie unlatches her bra.
"Mom what the hell?!"
>"Son, the only way I can get you to focus is to get better grades, and I am sure that Twilight is doing this too, well two can play this game! Trixie is on to you Sparkle and I will prove who has the best same named son!"

>>30728843
Why doesn't anon just kill the other anon and become anon, after all, they're both faceless green men in suits, not even their own mothers could tell the difference.

>>30728843
>repost from the last thread
>terrible punctuation
why

>>30728044
>Chrysalis wonders how she's going to celebrate Anon's birthday
>Settles for mounting him in his sleep and waking him up to the sensation of her bouncing on his lap
>"Happy birthday, Anon!"

>>30728861
>The two Anon's start to hang out together
>They discover that they are literally the same person with a different last name
>Not twins separated at birth or something, god literally copy pasted the same child into two wombs
>Both become so uncomfortable with this, they try to kill each other
>Climactic katana fight on the school rooftop
>Winner gets two moms

>>30728906
I was thinking of more rational way of resolving the conflict, like switching moms from time to time. Since moms are their real moms they must be same in the most ways and two anons are on their quest to discover the differences.

>>30728928
I can't be the only one thinking it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

>>30728906
>Climatic fist fight on the schools roof in heavy rainfall between two identical shirtless anons
>Fight lasts about ten minutes, both anons are now just sloppy throwing exhausted punches at each other
>One of the anons gets the upper hand for just a second, enough to combo anon and put him down for good
>As anon lays there, just on the brink of death, he looks up at anon with a smile and makes a finger gun at him
>"See ya in Equestria son"
>"*click*"

>>30728928
>sharing your mom with someone else
>sharing everything that you are with someone else
There can only be one.

File: Liquid_Ocelot.png (350KB, 450x1100px) Image search: [Google]

350KB, 450x1100px

>>30728906
>>30728944
BROTHER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnKeN9zIkoE

File: MGS4OldSnake.jpg (529KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

529KB, 1280x720px

>>30729028

>>30729028
>>30729063
>Anon Lolamoon and Anon Sparkle are in a heated battle.
>In their heads it's like the last battle between Snake and Liquid in MGS 4
>In reality they're just slap fighting and RRREEEEing at each other while Anon Lulamoon yells rape at the top of his lungs.

>>30729063
i always wondered why he looked so weird.. his fucking headband is over his eyebrows like a superhero mask

>>30728928
Good idea, kinda Prince and the Pauper style. They both dislike their own moms because they're retarded fags, so they swap. Then Trixie and Twilight find out and sexually "punish" their sons to make sure they don't do it again. (Could be actual punishment or not).

>>30727985
>Not wanting to be sexually abused by a drunk and lonely Chryssa-mom
>Not wanting her to rape you until she gets pregnant because she's paranoid that you'll leave her ("just like everyone else") but a baby will make you feel obligated to stay
>Not wanting her to stop mid-rape and collapse onto your chest, sobbing and begging for forgiveness... and then continuing to fuck you while she cries

File: Chrysalis Swiss bikini.jpg (375KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

375KB, 700x700px

>>30729945
But it's not rape if you want it, dingus.

>>30730518
No I want to be raped by bughoarse that's the the point you dumbass

>>30728044
>Mama Chryssy really does love anon, but has a very hard time showing it due to being severely broken on the inside
>"It's easier to hate than it is to love, isn't anon?"

>>30730555
Fuck the pain away, Anon. Show that bugmom how much you love her until she's able to show it in a kinder way.

>>30730565
>It's been a while since her son has even said a word to her
>This has taken a toll on her, far more than she would like
>She tries to drown herself in alcohol every night but it doesn't make the pain go away
>Nothing makes the pain go away
>The only time she actually feels better is when she sees anon smile, an event so rare these days that it's like a little lifeboat keeping her a float
>Tears well up in her eyes as she looks at the half empty whiskey bottle
>As in, really looks at it
>It's disgusting, it's not help
>Sobbing her eyes out she turns it upside down and lets it all spill on the floor
>It takes every ounce of will she has left not to get down on all fours and start lapping it up
>Instead she runs to anons room
>"Anon! Anon, sweetie, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!"
>She practically kicks the door down, ready to embrace her son
>Forcing her pain onto him did nothing, maybe there was another way to go
>Maybe...
>The room is empty, what is there is dusty and cobwebs cover everything
>She remembers he's gone, he's been gone for a long time
>She was too late
>She was too damaged
>Nothing could fix her now
>She toss the empty bottle against a wall and collapses to the floor, her eyes locked on a very sharp shard of glass for what feels like an eternity

File: 1496885473064.gif (559KB, 498x373px) Image search: [Google]

559KB, 498x373px

>>30730634
Why.

>>30730653
For some reason I really like stories that revolve around the destruction that child abuse brings, there's just something so wonderfully tragic about it that you don't quiet get with other subjects

File: Chrysalis 00000006.jpg (492KB, 1100x1540px) Image search: [Google]

492KB, 1100x1540px

>>30730524
The only way you could have sex with her while still being considered rape, even when you want it, is if you're underage. (statutory rape)
Is that what you're trying to tell us? That you're underaged?

>>30730661
I just wanted hugs, Anon.

>>30730661
it's not THAT fucking bad, jeez. At least not compared to typical common psychological abuse.

>>30730524
Well, either >>30730689 or you don't have the mental capacity to give consent. (Retarded)
So, which is it?

>>30730634
>every day is getting shorter
>never seem to find the time
>and then one day you find
>10 years have got behind you
>no one told you when to run
>you missed the starting gun

>>30730702
What can I say, I really liked LISA

>>30730732
It's BULLSHIT, i did not hit her, I did NOT!

>>30730771
Oh hi, Mark.

>>30730565
>Chryssa-mom gets drunk and TRIES to molest Anon, but stops when he tells her to
>Breaks down crying and Anon comforts her
>Reassures her that he loves her and nothing will ever change that

File: 1472202513757.jpg (12KB, 258x245px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 258x245px

>>30731030
>we
Oh boy.

File: laughing Pepe.jpg (29KB, 399x385px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 399x385px

>>30731047
>He still thinks he's talking for the thread
Go back to /rg**/ sweetie

File: retard.jpg (247KB, 1224x1445px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1224x1445px

>>30731269
Nobody mentioned that guy sweetie, you're the first. Really makes me think.

>>30731269
Do you prefer the name Complain Anon?
So you bitch here, you bitch in satyr, you bitch in rgre, you bitch in rgm.
In all of them with the same overly aggressive presentation style, stilted sentence structure and limited vocabulary. To the point that it's all but copy pasting the same arguments.

Lad, are you trying to usurp Barneyfag as the most autistic person to ever shitpost on 4chan?

>>30724935
More of this pls

File: 1359958852467.png (344KB, 1174x1024px) Image search: [Google]

344KB, 1174x1024px

>>30731199
>shitposting about rgre for no reason out of nowhere

>Your big sister Rainbow Dash (well you've been bigger than her for a while now) is invited on a rock climbing trip with that jock group that calls themselves the Wonderbolts
>There's dudes and ladies in this clique, you're pretty sure they're having all kinds of hot sex parties and not inviting nerds like you. Fine! Whatever. Like you wanna touch a bunch of toned, slender.. uh.. so, Dash, see..
>It turns out, she's afraid of heights. She doesn't wanna look like a wimp in front of the athletes! they all think she's cool and can do anything.
>She asks you for help. You're not sure what you can do..
>"Well you're tall, see.. so if I stand on your shoulders, that's a good start!"
"Uh, alright.."
>Dash climbs up on you, feet on your hips, hands on your shoulders, then awkwardly clambers up onto you
>For a solid several seconds, her crotch is just all over her face
>It's sweaty. Dash's sweaty, sweaty crotch is in your face. C'mon Dash, that.. smells quite good actually. The fuck
>she turns herself around and is now crouching on your shoulders
>Jesus she is light. or are you just-
>"Wow, you're strong, Anon! All that jerkin' off must be good exercise!"
"I'll toss you right off"
>"Fuck! Don't! I was just kiddin'!" You actually felt her tense up and shake slightly when you said that. She slowly braces herself and tries standing up
>In terms of balance, this is nothing. You've seen her walk a goddamn clothesline. Granted, that clothesline was suspended 2 feet off the ground. Still, impressive.
>the standing-attempt falters, and she squeezes your head between her thighs. "Fuck, I can't... "
"I won't let you fall, Dash. This is nothing, I've seen you jump higher than this"
>"This is stupid, why am I so afraid of something so dumb?"
"People can't always control their phobias, remember? We had that talk about Dad..
>"No, I can do it.." Dash puts her hands on your head and straightens up.
>You hear a yelp of fear and feel a trickle of warm liquid on your head

>>30731333
Nice trips, but I don't think anyone can take that "honor" from Lee.

File: jesus.png (137KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 480x360px

>>30731589
>>For a solid several seconds, her crotch is just all over her face
This sounds painful but hot at the same time.

>>30731599
>mfw some guy on /v/ showed us how many times the "this is your mindset" pic was posted
>mfw 3k+ (iirc)

>>30731648
wow I pulled a... which writer is it who always does that? One of the good ones
it is sleepylates for me but that's not usually a problem for me

>>30731589
>>For a solid several seconds, her crotch is just all over her face
Wow, a contortionist.

>>30731662
she's also a fortune-teller, you know
she foresaw her own end

>>30731660
Think it's happened several times now

File: doofenshmirtz curious.jpg (22KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 320x240px

>>30731648
Who's that buff platypus?

>>30728959
Why one when you can have two and nobody knows

>>30729507
And they find out how much they want to fug own mum only after fuggin another's

>>30729213
My sides

>>30728944
I loved that scene
>When the HP and stamina bars keeps changing and the music too.
Fucking UNF.

>>30729028
LIQUID

>>30728959
That's why you need to fight yourself.

File: 1501967751595.jpg (8KB, 237x250px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 237x250px

>>30730661
i like them too

but i'm here to fap, not to feel

>>30731893
Can't we do both? Why not a green of Chrysalis masturbating to a picture of the son she lost, sobbing violently while begging "honey, please come back, I'm so-ah! I'm sorry, oh god~"

File: 1498099138644.gif (307KB, 680x383px) Image search: [Google]

307KB, 680x383px

>>30731902
OH BOI

File: 1234124123421.png (374KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

374KB, 600x600px

>Your double amputee little sister will never only feel comfortable being with you, knowing there's nothing she could do to fight back against any other man she was with but knowing you would never take advantage of her

File: 1501278532-bb5cb-anon.png (936KB, 846x868px) Image search: [Google]

936KB, 846x868px

>>30731893
Not a single green here made me fap. I come for a quality feel.

>you are anon
>watching TV on your bedroom, which is also your older sister's bedroom.
>she isn't there, she went to a party or something
>your dad is working at night, he comes again tommorrow
>your mom, well...
>she isn't with you anymore

>because of the TV you don't actually notice, but someone came to the House
>then the bedroom door opens
>you sister is home
>she walks while staggering
>she got drunk
>3th time this week
>and is Wednesday
>but this time is different
>she looks worst than those times
>her white t-shirt is all wet
>what allows you to see her black bra
>which does a bad work trying to cover those D-Cups
>her leggings are down a bit
>you can see her blue panties
>headphones on hand
>which is weird, since she never takes that thing our of her neck
>her (sun?)glasses are on The other hand
>her eyes look a bit red
>she keeps running into everything
>her headphones fall to The floor
>same with the glasses
>you can't see well, but they probably broke
>she keeps going through the room
>but she doesn't even make it to her bed
>she falls over yours
>you can feel her wet T-shirt all over you
>well, 'all over you' isn't correct
>more like 'all over your dick'
>she doesn't look well
"Vinyl... what happened?"
>she doesn't answer
>she doesn't even move
"Vy... Go yo your bed"
>you can see she closed her eyes
>she is sleeping already
>before you could even think about moving her, she hugs you from your waist
>she smiles a bit
>you realize that she won't wake up soon
>you turn off the TV
>which was the only light source
>now everything is dark
>you can't even see her face
>sooner or later you fell a sleep

please, have in mind two things:
1)english is NOT my first language; i may have mistakes, don't kill me for that
2)i'm new at writefagging; any advice you give me helps

should i keep writting?

>>30732562
Do continue

>>30732562
well... that's certainly a greentext which... exists... like in this thread
good job, keep it up

>>30731333
Do we actually know that he isn't secretly Barneyfag?

>>30731927
>>30731589
>and feel a trickle of warm liquid on your head
unf

Please continue.

i have already done the story, but the captchas don't load because of the Shitty WiFi

i have to wait until i get good conection

>>30732584
>well... that's certainly a greentext which... exists... like in this thread
i'm not so sure how to take that

>>30732562

>being Vinyl
>you wake up
>everything is dark
>you don't feel your headphones
>neither you glasses
>you realize you are next to a guy
>you can hear that he is sleeping
>and you can feel his dick
>on your boobs
>you can't remember what happened on the party
>you remember the wet T-shirt contest
>and the drinking contest
>and the puke
>but you don't remember any guy
>Who is he?
>well, thats not important right now
>you have a dick next to you
>and you are not going to waste that thing
>you move a bit
>and touch It
>it's not huge
>but will do
>as you take his pants off, you realize that they are wet
>so is you t-shirt
>you start to feel uncomfortable with it
>you manage to take it off
>and you throw it to The floor
>then your bra gets exposed
>then you see the dick
>it's hard
>you lick it a bit
>tastes weird, but good as always
>you start sucking it
>it's been a while since the last time you did this
>you've forgotten how good it felt
>as you keep sucking it, you leave an alcohol flavor on It
>that's another motivation for sucking

>>30733241
>accidental incest
oh my

>>30732562
>3th time
Are you drunk too

>>30731944
awww
but scoots would immediately get super capable and be great on her prostheses!

>>30733241
> where am I?
> oh, here's a dick also
> no more questions, autopilot engaged
If only more girls were like that.

Also, the contrary - you wake up, darkness, unknown girl sleeping by, what would you do irl?

>>30732032
>Your cousin Derpy comes to stay with you and kind of ruins everything but you love her anyway and hug her when she cries about it
eh those are not feels i want anyway. kinda scarred about property-loss

>>30733256
I think it's time to play "guess the ethnicity"!

>>30732562
>>30733241
>writefag possibly drunk
>story features heavy alcohol themes
>shitty wifi
>inconsistent article use
>room-sharing siblings

My money is on slav.

>>30733379
irl?
beat a hasty retreat before she accuses me of rape, duh.

>>30733412
This.

>>30733380
It would be made up by team repairs. Nothing more bonding than a mutual enemy which is a hole in the wall, and mom will never let you spend holidays together again if she sees it when she's back from business trip.

>>30733412
According to an average guy response to a blowjob out of nowhere, maybe girls want such things too?

>>30733430
>CopAnon
Are you thinking of making a green here?

>>30733441
I'm the guy writing the Rarity green, but ignore the name, left it on after another thread.

>>30733438
I didn't mean so much holes in walls as ruined sentimental or expensive objects.. holes in walls is just funny and cute

>>30733454
Cool. Is there going to be an update today?

>>30733454
We have two of those, then again if you were >Writerfagging you would be using that name at all times to self promote

>>30733218
okay but you unfed for it
>>30731589
"Dash. Did you just pee on my head?"
"Dash."
>All you hear is some highpitched squeaking. You feel her legs start to shake, but not buckle
>"I.. I got scared. But I'm doin' it! Look Anon, I'm- I mean don't!"
>You look up instinctively upon hearing 'look' because you're that kind of puppy, and realize something you couldn't tell as easily before: her shorts are loose as fuck and she goes commando. That kind of explains.. well, anyway you look down quickly
"You maybe wanna get down now?"
>Dash backflips off of your shoulders and lands deftly like the kind of acrobat you would not expect to have acrophobia. "I'm sorry I'm sorry! I couldn't help it!" Your sister looks genuinely destroyed. Thankfully, while she has always teased you, you know when not to lay into her.
"Meh, water under the bridge. Remind me not to scare you I guess. I'll be in the shower"
>Dash looks at her watch "Oh shit! I need to scoot! But..." she looks down at her wet shorts. "Umm.. I know I'm in no position to ask for first shower, but-" You just sigh
"Fine, you go ahead. I'll just use the sink or something"
>Dash gets a look of supreme guilt on her face and starts blushing. "Wait.. that's not cool of me. Alright, let me make it up to you, we'll shower together. I'll put on a blindfold so it's all your treat"
"Make it up to me? My treat? What are you-"
>"No time to argue. It's cool, go!" she shoves you towards the bathroom. You look over your shoulder and see a blindfolded Rainbow Dash rapidly shucking her clothes. You turn back around quickly. There's nowhere to go that would be LESS awkward right now, so you just go into 'this is fine' mode and turn on the shower

>>30733519
aand i just realized there's no way this is indoors unless they have 12-foot ceilings, so I rather skipped something about getting inside.
Know what? I'm going to say Dash and Anon live in a house with its own gym. My nephew's adoptive parents have one of those.

>>30733502
I'm planning on putting 2-3 posts every day until it's finished, which is hopefully soon. I might not have as much time for writing in a few days, but we'll see.
>>30733511
Yeah, should of specified. The gamer Rarity green.

>>30733538
>My nephew's adoptive parents
I'm confused, wtf kind of family situation is that?

>>30733379
>what would you do irl?
idk, i'm never thought about that.

>>30733256
>>30733388
i'm not drunk you fags, what part of 'english ain't my native language' you don't understand?

(even then, thx for the advice, gonna correct those things on the pastebin)

>>heavy alcohol themes
i don't know if you can call that 'heavy'
>>Shitty WiFi
i'm on a little town in the middle of nowhere, of course my WiFi is shitty.
i'm here because of family things, not that i live here
>>inconsistent article use
already explained that
>>room-sharing siblings
Deus-Ex-Machina

>>30733190
We don't, given how he acts about satyrs and incest, and seems to appear just about anywhere on the board instantly if either are mentioned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzV4eOMKYpw

>>30733555
>Deus-Ex-Machina
you don't know what that means, do you?

continue what you do, but you may want to write in whole sentences

>>30733497
I once broke a ceramic lamp someone gave my mom as a gift at graduation. So she comes home, sees the lamp, shattered but then crudely put together, glue all over the table and cracks and me crying SAAAAAAWWEEEEEEEEITRIEDTOFIXITBUTITWOOOOONT. Turns out she did not even remember the goddam thing until I dug in the shelf for a book and tripped all the stuff that could possibly fall. She helped me with wiring (all you had to do is to screw the damn nut, CJ!) and now she does not let anyone touch it since I busted my ass fixing it for her. Derpy could do the same, to think of it, I'd get diabetes if she did.

>>30733538
My countryhouse has 3 meter ceiling, many of old buildings in my town too. And RD is not that tall

>>30733551
the kind where your sister gets knocked up and does the right thing and finds a rich family to raise him but we still get to be extended family

>>30733628
3 meters is still not high enough for Dash to stand on her over-six-feet-tall brobro's shoulds. Not unless she's under 3 feet tall.

>>30733555
A bit of advice: never tell where you are from unless really needed or argument demands a context. The moment you start apologising you go from being acceptable weirdo to being a foreigner, and every glass of poopjuice on this board would overcome his laziness to list your littlest mistakes. This does not help you to collect advices about the actual story and, frankly, nobody gives a flying fart. Do not bring more info than needed, you're only feeding trolls.

>>30733619
> Your daughter Derpy breaks something she thinks is important to you
>She struggles to fix it, not out of fear of punishment, but because she doesn't want to take something important away from her dad
>You come home to your daughter covered in a mix of blood, sweat, tears, and glue while trying to reassemble your shitty old lamp
>She starts bawling when she thinks your mad
>You hug her until she stops crying and help her reassemble the lamp
>You tell her you're proud of her and take her out for some muffins
>you get diabetes from your daughter and all the muffins the two of you eat

>>30733661
Another non-native writefag here. This.

>>30733639
If rd is about 1.55-1.60m, her brother would be about 1.60-1.65, minus 20cm for head and neck since she's standing on his shoulders and we get 2.90-2.95m. And 3 meters is average, some are 3.20, some are even 3.50. Sorry, I cannot into english units

>>30733682
Right in the feels.

>>30733715
Feels make for the best, purest love.

>>30733661
What are you talking about? Being foreign is an okay excuse for having shit english. english is hard.
if you DON'T say you're foreign, then you just sound like a tard. That rhymes.

>>30733705
her brother is over 183cm, so that doesn't work. Where do you live that the men are only 5 cm higher than the women? I guess the same crazy people who built 3 meter high ceilings so you're wasting most of the space (and all your heat rises up there so you get cold)
In any case, RD is a red-blooded american. Where she lives the ceilings are 243 cm high and that's the way we like it! Our basketball players just have to suffer.

>>30727122
"What?! NO! I just meant that you've got the pick of the litter."
>"Oh... Hehe, sorry. I suppose you're right, though. Not that there's anyone worth the time."
"Really? No one?"
>"I know I may flirt and bat my eyes at guys a lot, but they mean nothing to me. I just use them to get something I want, and they do what I ask them to because they think they might get what they want."
"I thought that's what you wanted? To be taken care of and spoiled by someone."
>"It is. But all any of those boys care about is getting me out of my clothes, and I know this because they all treat me exactly the same. They don't care about me, they just follow me around like a sad dog begging for a treat."
>You lean against her shoulder.
"I never thought about it like that. Sounds pretty terrible."
>"It is. It makes me feel... empty inside sometimes."
>Poor thing. That's gotta be terrible.
"There's gotta be someone at school that cares about the real you."
>"Unfortunately, it appears to be just my friends and yo..."
>Rarity body stiffens.
>"Um, Anon? Can I ask you something a little strange?"
"Sure, I guess. What's up?"
>"Before I ask, I just want to emphasize two things. One, I will not judge you for how you answer, I promise. Two, I want the absolute truth from you. Can you do that for me?"
>Oh shit, this sounds serious.
"Sure thing, Rarity. What is it?"
>"I need you to promise me, Anonymous. Please."
"Yeah, sure, I promise."

>>30733909
>She stands from the bed and steps in front of you. She clutches an arm up to her chest.
>She looks meek, scared even. She does a pretty good imitation of her shy friend.
>Rarity takes a deep breath before looking you in the eyes.
>"Did you enjoy the kiss?"
>She knows.
>This is a trap.
>This is a loaded question, she's got some elaborate trick set up.
>But she promised. Rarity doesn't break promises or lie.
>Except for when she sometimes does.
"Rarity, I don't know if I'm okay with answering this question."
>"I understand Anon, and I assure you, I am certainly not comfortable asking it. But please, just tell me. I promise that nothing will change for the worse."
>You believe her. Rarity has a few tells when she lies, namely that she's terrible at it, and you don't see any signs of ill intent.>In fact, the longer you look at her, you get the impression she's more scared of the answer than you are.
"Okay Rarity. Yeah, I liked the kiss. Honestly, that was the best kiss I've ever had."
>Her breathing picked up, and a blush crept onto her face once again.
>She broke eye contact and turn away from you.
"What about you?"
>She doesn't answer.
"Rarity, please, I know what I did was wrong. Please don't push me away."
>You stand as she turns back to you.
>"I'm not pushing you away, Anon, and I'm not mad. I promised, didn't I?"
"And the kiss?"
>She hesitated for just a second before answering.
>Her eyes met yours once again, with the most sincere smile you've ever seen.
>"I loved it."

Might post some more later. Having trouble focusing at the moment.

>>30733915
Their reluctance is so sweet. Classical.

>>30733915
Damn it, fucked up a line in there.
>>30733933
Thanks. Was worried that it would come off as hamfisted or bland.

>>30734021
It just reminds me of back when it wasn't quaint for normal couples to be that shy

>>30733915
>Honestly, that was the best kiss I've ever had
Wait, didn't anon imply just a few greens back that he was a handholdless virgin? Did I read that wrong or did a terrible sensation take over him when he saw his drunk mom passed out in the bathtub?

>>30734055
technically only-kiss is still best kiss

>>30734055
>drunk mom passed out in the bath tub
kek'd
Nah though, he just said he hadn't had any luck with girls recently. I debated on making him kissless, but I thought it would be sweeter if he had just the tiniest bit of experience. Looking back, I really should have put a line or two in the pointing to some old school yard dare, or some extremely awkward first dance kiss. He is a total virgin, though.

>>30734146
Ah, alright, cool
Y-you're not completely ignoring the DaS stuff from this point on, right? I want to see Rarity orgasm over Black Iron Tarkus

>>30734167
Probably. Can't say how much you'll see though, still undecided. As much as I enjoy writing this, I really want to wrap it up so I can focus on another project, but I don't want to just skip straight to 'and then they had sex'.

>>30733838
Just that part of the world, where siblings are not that different in height. Any brother-sister combination I know is not different more than 5cm.
They're not crazy, it's just the building is THAT old, some are 19th century-grade and still being patched up and comfortable.
> 243 cm
Even my grandma's commieblock has 250, what are you, coal mine worker? How does it feel to grab a ceiling with your hands when you have your stretch in the morning, not having at least 270?

>>30733909
Damn you, I was all hyped up for the drama and you letting the insult slide in the first goddam sentence!

>>30734220
> wrap it up
Come on, this is our rare opportunity to have something longer than 5 posts and actually including real-life situations!

File: The legend never dies.jpg (192KB, 564x1416px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 564x1416px

>>30734220
But what about Rarities ultimate test? Dark Spirit The Legend has invaded

File: 1502565150622.gif (963KB, 197x208px) Image search: [Google]

963KB, 197x208px

>>30734297

>>30734257
Sorry to disappoint senpai, I'll try to make it up to you.
>>30734276
>longer than five posts
Are you sure you don't mean updates? Cause I feel like I already accomplished that. Don't worry, this ain't over yet.
>>30734297
Damn it, stop giving me good ideas

>>30734297
> not TAPOR

>>30734351
Well, you may be an ongoing writer, but most of greens here are posted as a whole and are short, if not even left as prompt. Last thing I remember that had some reality in it was how Scoots and brother was locked in the basement and he had his finger cut off. And here, after a month of jackassery, comes your green that is valuable not only as fapfiction, but also as just a good reading.

File: 1460779657639.png (616KB, 1308x2628px) Image search: [Google]

616KB, 1308x2628px

>>30734297
>Rarity gets invaded by THE LEGEND
>It's a slow-walking, gesture-using, moss-eating honorfag
>Rarity pushes his shit in because she knows how to parry
>hfw she realizes how satisfying it is to use the Look Skyward gesture on shitters

File: 213431243143124.png (2MB, 1280x1002px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x1002px

>>30734378
>Rarity eventually becomes an actually good-tier PvPfag, knowing the lore like the back of her hand, mastering the ancient arts of dead angling, unlocked play, stat min-maxing, etc.
>Makes a replica of the ring of favour and protection that almost never leaves her finger IRL
>Starts referring to Rainbow as a "dexfag" and Twilight as an "arc wienie"

>>30734448
I can't decide if that is more adorable or sexy.

>>30734460
>Chryssi-Mom will never look for very young for her age.

>>30734448
It's like some kind of optical illusion: Is it adorable or is it sexy

>>30734460
because of the loli demeanor conflicting with the size of her breasts (+visible nipples) and that ass

File: fb3fb4f8-af73-4e60-87b1-6b15dc201c08_1000.jpg (29KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 1000x1000px

>>30734377
>someone still remembers

>>30734510
I remember all kinds of shit, but yours is most heartwarming,

>>30733909
>>"I know I may flirt and bat my eyes at guys a lot, but they mean nothing to me. I just use them to get something I want, and they do what I ask them to because they think they might get what they want."
sounds like something a slut would do

>>30734510
Yeah I remember it too.

>>30734525
This

>>30734460
why not both

>>30734448
>>30734479
>Chryssi-Mom looks like she is in her 20s when she is in her late 30s-early 40s.

File: RhodesiansNeverDie.jpg (188KB, 680x750px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 680x750px

>>30734544
>tfw people often thought your mom was your girlfriend anytime you were out with her, not because she looks young, but because you look about a decade older than you actually are

>>30734525
That part of her character makes it so easy to make her the prime candidate for >rape greens.

>>30733915
"R-really?"
>"It was quite passionate. Have you had much practice?"
"Just, uh... Just once or twice. At a a dance a few years ago with the weird german exchange student."
>"Well, you were quite good. I'm glad it happened."
>Rarity steps back towards you and leans in close.
>"In fact, I wouldn't mind if it happened again..."
>She wraps her arms around your neck and pulls you toward her. She rests her forehead against yours, staring dreamily into your eyes.
>"That is, if that's what you want. Would you like that?"
>You open your mouth, but no words come out. Instead, you just gently nod your head.
>Holy shit, your heart is going to explode if this keeps up.
>Rarity just smiles and giggles at your reaction, pushing her lips against yours and closing her eyes.
>And just like that, all the stress and tension from the situation melts away.
>You return your sisters embrace, pushing your body against hers.
>She pushes back, and after briefly stumbling around the room together, you collapse with her on top of you on your bed.
>You break the kiss just momentarily to resituate yourself before pulling Rarity back on top of you and eagerly giving her your love.
>"Hmm~." She lets out a moan as you rest one hand on the nape of her neck, massaging up and down her back with the other.
>You let it slip a little lower each time, Anon Jr. stiffening as you reach softer flesh.
>A hand grabs your wrist and guides it back to the back to her hip as her lips pull away.
>"Anon, darling, I know your eager, but we should take this slowly." She said sternly.
"Slowly. Yeah, sure. Sorry."
>She pushes herself off your chest, straddling your thighs.
>"Please stop apologizing, Anonymous. It's fine, I know you're just excited." Her gaze drifts down to your groin. "In fact, I can see how excited you are."

File: Rarity Loves you.png (788KB, 2754x3000px) Image search: [Google]

788KB, 2754x3000px

>>30735083
>Yup, there's your little guy. Well, he's not that little.
>Y-you're a grower, not a show-er, honest! Stop laughing!
>You nervously chuckle, hoping she'll look away from your wood.
"Ehehe, uh, yeah, sorr-... Uh, yeah. Like I said, hormones and all that."
>Your face is burning up.
"So, is this a thing that we're gonna do now? Not just a one time thing?"
>Her gaze snaps back to your eyes, a gentle smile forming on her face. She grabs your hands and gives you a tug, prompting you to sit up.
>As you do so, she snakes her arms under your and pulls you into a hug. Your face is resting just above her breasts.
>"It's about time someone gave you the love you deserve, Anonymous."
>You lean up and give her a quick kiss on her lips.
"I could say the same about you."

It's nice seeing the interest in my story, especially since this is my first attempt. I didn't start doing this for the (you)s, but they are helping me keep motivated to write more, so thank you.

>>30735083
>>Rarity steps back towards you and leans in close.
>>"In fact, I wouldn't mind if it happened again..."
>>She wraps her arms around your neck and pulls you toward her. She rests her forehead against yours, staring dreamily into your eyes.
>>"That is, if that's what you want. Would you like that?"
"No way fag"

>>30735152
we need one of those with rarity now

>>30734544
>Despite in her 40s she is still asked her id to drink.

>>30735152
>>30735321
>"I don't care if you're my brother. I want you to do uncouth things to my pussy."
>"Paint my walls as white as my skin."
>"Give me a sibling-child."
"No way fag."

File: 1494493616594.png (310KB, 674x565px) Image search: [Google]

310KB, 674x565px

>>30735321
Indeed we do

File: 810838__safe_artist-colon-baekgup_sci-dash-twi_twilight+sparkle_equestria+girls_rainbow+rocks_glasses_mug_solo.png (107KB, 551x500px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 551x500px

>>30727788
>>30728233
These dubs compel me to write something

>Enter at your own peril
>Past the bolted door, where impossible things may happen that the world as never seen before!
>In Anon's laboratory!
>You are Anonymous, the smartest boy you've ever seen, if you do say so yourself.
>And you're about to do it! You've cracked the code!
"Button: ON!"
>You press the shiny red button!
"Memory: ACTIVE!"
>You fiddle with the servers!
"Blueprints: AWESOME!"
>You slam your pencil on them for emphasis!
"Begin nano-mutation."
>With your safety goggles on you watch a tiny nuclear explosion go off behind the safety of the glass.
"Radiation matrix secure."
>You finish installing the fragile component, any wrong moves and your lab and half the block will never be seen again, and the surrounding area will be unhinabitable for at least the next 80 years
>You jump into your chair and let it carry you to your battlestation
"Computer: BOOT!"
>The lab is filled with the sound of keyboard clanking and mouse clicking
>Monitors come to life and display strings of numbers.
"Coolness enhancement: COMPLETE!"
>You say as you slap some flame decals on the machine.
"Networking POWERGRID!"
>You plug the machine in and watch it come to life!

File: 773969__safe_artist-colon-baekgup_sci-dash-twi_twilight+sparkle_equestria+girls_rainbow+rocks_glasses_solo.png (276KB, 688x1000px) Image search: [Google]

276KB, 688x1000px

>>30735407

"EUREKA!"
>You pull your goggles up and marvel at your newest creation.
"Spike, SPIKE get in here!"
>"What is it?" A synthetic, monotone voice calls out
>A little purple dog walks to you, a weird helmet clasped onto his furry head
"I've done it Spike, I've created a time machine!"
>"Really Anon? I don't think we should be messing with the fabric of time, your mother would have you write an entire thesis on why this is wrong if she finds out..."
"Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence bud, you know she won't find out, not now that I have this here TIME MACHINE."
>You take your flask from your lab coat and take a sip of the room temp Iced Tea.
"I can just go back in time to the time before she ever found out. Bam, problem solved."
>"I don't know Anon." The little dog tells you.
>You squint at him
"You know what else I can do with a time machine? Go back and prevent your neutering."
>"... So this time machine, how does it work?"
>How does it work?
"HAHA Spike, please, you know as well as I do that we'd be stuck here for hours just so you could understand even an iota of how this works. Also, you know I play fast and loose with science, I have no idea what I'm doing half the time, but it works. That's what's called being a genius."
>Time to take this bad boy for a spin!
>You start fiddling with the dashboard and setting some dials.
>"When in time are you going?"
"Spike, over my short life there hasn't been a mystery I couldn't solve or wrap my head around, all but one. Who my father was, why he pumped and dumped my mom."
>"So you are going back before your inception? I don't know, what if you do something that stops you from ever being born?"

>>30735412

>You look at the doggo with an air of superiority as you take a swig
"I have a time machine. You know that this means even though I haven't done anything YET, time is already getting fucked six ways to Sunday right? The fact that I'm still here giving you the verbal business, means anything I may end up doing in the past, the future or the future past doesn't stop me from being born, otherwise I would never have existed to create the time machine that would end up undoing my existence before I created a time machine to go back in time ad infinitum"
>"..."
"I think I'm pretty safe. I can literally do no wrong by virtue of still being here"
>Lights start flaring and your destination and coordinates are set
>You move to your locker and take out a parachute
>"What's that for?"
"Duh, I'm gonna beam myself into the sky! You think I'm stupid enough to risk time travel on the surface? What if I beam myself into a wall that may or may not be there? Or what if I do the same thing with the ground because I didn't account for geologic timescale? Are you stupid?"
>The dog droops
>"I'm only as smart as you allow me."
"Right, don't want you going around overthrowing civilization. Remember, I see you doing anything weird and it's back to licking your non existent balls and peeing on the carpet. I gave you sapience and I damn well can take it away, now lets go."

>You walk through halls filled with teens after appearing above Canterlot High 16 years in the past.
>Special helmet dog in tow.
>They look at you weird
>Of course they would, your greatness means you'll never be on the same level as the rest of the rabble
>Your only intellectual equal has always been your mom.
>Speaking of, you really need to find her.
>"God, Spike how hard is it to catch her scent?"
>"God? But Anon, I though you were euphorically enlightened by your intellect"
>Tch, trying to bait you is he?
"Of course I'm a firm believer in God, Spike, after all, when did I ever stop believing in myself?"

File: 1238186__safe_artist-colon-weiliy_twilight+sparkle_equestria+girls_blushing_bust_cute_glasses_sci-dash-twi_simple+background_twiabetes_white+background.jpg (38KB, 486x531px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 486x531px

>>30735420

>You motion for Spike to get on with it and he does after grumbling
>You pull out your flask and sip.
>And follow him until you reach a door.
>Science lab
>Fuck, how obvious!
>You laugh
"Damn, shoulda seen this coming, just goes to show that even smart bois like me can still be retarded."
>You put your ear to the door.
>You hear the rumble of scientific triumph from inside.
>Followed by the telltale sound of something fucking up and a feminine wail of misfortune.
>Welp
>You push the door open and step inside.
>You see the distinctive figure of your mom splayed on the ground.
>She's younger of course
>She's around your age now.
>She's shorter than you remember, and her breasts and hips are smaller, but the youthful skin and firmness of her body makes up for it.
>On one of the tables lies the ruins of her failed experim-
>What the fuck?
>Did she try
>The fuc-
>This is shit!
"This is terrible!"
>"W-What? Who's there?
>Twilight fumbles for her classes, but you just grab her by the arms and bring her up to her feet.
"Were you about to put a quantum harmonizer in a photonic resonation chamber?"
>"Uhm... yes?"
"Do you want to kill us all!? If you did that you'd cause a-"
>She gasps
>"A parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity! Oh my gosh!"
>You look around and spot the glasses
>You pick them up and hand them over.
>Your mother takes them and gives them a quick clean.
>"How brainless of me, but to think anyone would even understand what happened just from a glance..."
>She puts her glasses on
>"Is that a professional grade lab coat? Who are y- Ah..."
>The moment she looks at you she stops her sentence
>She just stares
>Her cheeks redden and her breath gets caught.
>...
>Hoo boy, you've seen enough time travel stuff to know where this is going.
>You like it. After all, your mother always was the only one you considered your intellectual equal

>>30735425
Jefe?

File: 809256__safe_artist-colon-baekgup_twilight+sparkle_equestria+girls_clothes_crumpled_kneeling_leg+warmers_messy+mane_nervous_notebook_paper_pencil_pleat.png (225KB, 657x700px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 657x700px

>>30735425

That's it.
Not much, and it's not smut, but it's just a fun little idea I had.
>>30735430
No, sorry

>>30735432
It's a good idea none of the less. What if Anon is his own father?

File: 1469366342823.gif (16KB, 683x509px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 683x509px

>>30735441
I think that's more than implied what with the missing father, time travel, and this being Incest thread.

>>30735425
Keep going.

File: 1493728912536.gif (549KB, 508x508px) Image search: [Google]

549KB, 508x508px

>>30735425
I like thing

>>30735441
>What if Anon is his own father?
I don't know, Anon. I think the idea of Anon fucking his mother in the incest thread is a little far-fetched.

>>30734246
>How does it feel to grab a ceiling with your hands when you have your stretch in the morning
stable. It's very comforting, like no matter what I won't fall over because I have a grip on the ceiling. There are handprints all over it
It also means you can put hanging plants on the ceiling or change the lightbulbs without having to get out a stepladder (well if you're over 180cm like me that is)
I've never heard of a race of people whose men are that close in size to their women, that's crazy to me.

>>30734481
I find it hard to find anything sexy unless it's adorable

File: 1478813378811.jpg (39KB, 775x420px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 775x420px

>>30730518
>>30729945

>>30735432
>>30735470
Please continue this. You don't need to do smut right away.

>>30734510
very first one of these I came to was the second update of that. I was hooked and had to quickly run back and read it
at first I thought the scissors thing was a reference to scissoring her vagoo or something. i was surprised

>>30734544
>>30734988
that's just called being healthy
>>30735108
sweet as hell. that's true love

>>30735420
spike is the same in every universe

>>30735589
Now the real mindfuck would be if you could somehow be your own mother

>>30735627
Incest is the truest love.
Make sure your daughter knows how much she really means to you.

>>30735619
This. it's good shit, it has a unique sound n' voice (Apparently Twilight's last name here is Sanchez rather than Sparkle) and the courtship will be adorby.
especially if anon flat-out tells her who he is and she's just like oh yeah that makes sense. let's fuck to make sure you're born
but we don't know that for sure!
fuck let's do it anyway

>>30735425
>16 years before.
how the hell is Spike still alive.

>>30735655
>"What is it?" A synthetic, monotone voice calls out
>A little purple dog walks to you, a weird helmet clasped onto his furry head

I'm pretty sure that Spike is dead, but Anon made it so that his ghost is possessing his own dead body. Scary science helmets do that.

>>30735675
>I'm pretty sure that Spike is dead, but Anon made it so that his ghost is possessing his own dead body.
Everyday must be agony for Spike.

>>30735718
Nah, it's fine. Anon give him an orgasm switch in his head that he can flick whenever he wants.

File: Science.jpg (39KB, 768x526px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 768x526px

>>30735634
>>30735655

Science
But seriously, I thought about it, and just went with another small purple dog also named Spike to replace the deceased, some people do that, right? My fault for not even implying that.

File: 1477776631437.jpg (262KB, 1284x980px) Image search: [Google]

262KB, 1284x980px

>>30734405

>>30735675

fucking hell, I want to answer this but the fucking thing gets flagged as spam

File: 1496460103655.png (142KB, 222x331px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 222x331px

>>30735675
>>30735804
Oh this it posts!
The helmet is what lets a regular dog be human smart and doubles as a way for the dog to be able to talk
Gotta have a mad scientists assistant somehow

>>30735655
>>30735772
I missed the part where it even mentions a past spike

File: 1467529327664.jpg (91KB, 1024x995px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 1024x995px

>>30735869
I know man
It was my fault for not even writing anything even alluding to something like that.
It just got in my mind and I didn't carry it out.

>>30735772
For me whenever I lose a pet I always named them different, because in my mind nothing can replace one.

File: youshouldnotchallengeme.jpg (13KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 600x450px

>>30735642

>>30735942
Time for some dimension-hopping

File: 1430076667691.png (2MB, 1000x1314px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1000x1314px

>>30735425
INTRADASTING

It's like Dexter's Lab, only with humanized horses and more incest.

>>30735425
Okay, lemme see if I can get a linear timeline here.
>Anon meets Twi
>Anon fucks Twi
>Twi gets impregnated by her son
>Anon fucks off to the future
>15-odd years of Twi being a single mother
>Anon goes back in time
>Anon comes back from the past
>More incest?

So did past-Twilight know that Anon was her son and had an understanding that history says she'd be a single mother, or did Anon just disappear one day leaving her pregnant and alone?

File: tesserthisact.jpg (83KB, 628x472px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 628x472px

>>30735942

>Be Anon
>Current State: Murderous
>That retarded purple bitch has done it this time.
>How dare she challenge you on how the 4th Dimension worked!?
>How can she not comprehend how time has nothing to do with anything!?
>Such a disgusting and feeble minded creature.
>Your mind tends to drop into fits of insanity when you get upset
>You hope every time it is not autism as you fish for your keys in your pockets.
>Notthatpocket.tiff
>nope.png
>theseareactuallynotthekeysyouarelookingfor.jpg
“Fucking……!!!!!!!”
>With a roar of unfiltered physiological failure the outwards opening door is kicked inwards.
>You collapse to the ground after taking a step forwards and land flat on your face.
>You hear the sound of footfalls rapidly approaching.
>Ignoring it you look down at your leg and bite back the scream from the unholy pain.
>The tibia in the leg you kicked the door in with is clearly broken.
>”Who th-! Anon!”
>The voice is familiar but completely ignored as you sit up pulling a out a small syringe.
>Thank Science for Chrytech!
>”What did you do!?”
>You gasp in relief as the pain dies instantly.
>Though your stomach still flips at the sight of your bone re-aligning.
“Fuck… I love nanomachines so much...”
>The clearing of a throat finally catches your attention before you start to get up.
>”You better have a good reason for kicking the door in this time young lady.”
>Well fuck me 42 ways from Sunday

>>30735772
>8 year prodigy Anon hates seeing Mom-Twi sad after Spike dies of old age so he decides to bring him back to life so he can see his mother happy again.
>After nearly two weeks of mad 8 year old science Anon finally completes it and can't wait to show his nerd purple mom.
"Momma momma, I got you a surprise."
>"Oh my little Einstein what do you have for me?"
"Close your eyes, no peeking!"
>"Ok they're closed."
"Anon brings this in >>30735772
"Surprise, I fixed Spike!"

File: 1502414197159.png (193KB, 1024x1012px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 1024x1012px

>>30736471
jesus christ

>>30736471
>>30736488
>"Twiiiiilligghttt killll mmeee"
>""AAAHHHH Anonymous Incognito Sparkle what did you do?!"

File: 1181741__safe_artist-colon-dj-dash-black-dash-n-dash-white_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-mia+incognita_oc+only_clothes_dialogue_father+and+daughter_necktie.png (215KB, 901x815px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 901x815px

>>30735441
>>30735642
Memes find a way.

File: 1494918047879.png (148KB, 409x573px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 409x573px

>>30736410

>Anon keeps it a secret from Twilight that's he's her son
>They stay together long enough for her to get knocked up.
>"What do we name him?"
>"Eh, call him Anonymous, for consistency sake."
>"What?"
>"HAHA just me being me!"
>"I like it. Anonymous~, just like his father."
>"Yeah, very nice, anyway mo- Twilight, so how about we catch some of that [insert show that doesn't exist yet] huh?"
>"Anon? What's that?"
>It was at this point Anonymous realized he made a mistake.
>Going back more than a whole decade means the shit in his backlog doesn't exist yet.
>All those tv shows, cartoons, comics, vidya, etc
>Just underdeveloped fetuses, just like fetus him inside his mom's womb.
>Fuck this, it's a hassle.
>"I'm out. Spike, lets go, no not you Spike you'll be dead in a couple of years, the OTHER Spike, fuck."
>"A-Anon where are you going?"
>"Uh, pack of cigarettes and/or booze? You know, average deadbeat dad excuse."
>He activates the return device.
>"Anon, you don't smoke! Also you aren't even 21 yet!"
>Anon returns to the lab, secured in his knowledge that he can watch his JimJam's Wacky Walkabout animus in peace again.

File: 889011.png (499KB, 1341x1480px) Image search: [Google]

499KB, 1341x1480px

>>30736415

>Looking up and behind you see your single parent Chrysalis
>You think about it every now and then but when you started talking she treated you.. different.
>She never responded to you calling her anything other than her name.
>You saw it as her treating you as an equal.
>You appreciated it but none of your so called same aged peers saw it that way.
>Fuck ‘em
>You were home schooled till High School anyway.
>Fuck High School too since you started thinking about it.
>None of those little shits knew anything of innovation.
>They all thought so small… it was sad really.
>Good thing Chrysalis never taught you pity.
>She taught you Mathematics, Science, Technology.
>Though the guy in the mismatched suit had a lot to say about Chaos.
>He was alright
>Chrysalis on the other hand was practically a goddess incarnate.
>Speaking of her you forgot that you were staring at her while her mouth moved about.
>She stopped moving her mouth and stared back at you.
>You could feel your skin start to split with how sharp it was.
>”Now you want to listen Anonymous?”
>You cringe.
>Rule number one. She talks you provide undiluted attention.
>This is exactly the 24th time you’ve broke this rule since you hit puberty.
“There are no excuses Chrysalis. Only… really bad reasons.”
>She raised an eyebrow above the rim of her glasses.
“I let my body and not my mind control me because of my inability to control myself.”
>Her eyebrow went even higher
“That lesser being Sparkle at school refused to acknowledge that dimensions are not universes.”

Should I continue? I'm more or less just world building for now.

>>30736674
Go ahead m9

>>30736674
Do it, Anon. Fuck your strange other-gender self and make clone babies.

>>30736410
She doesn't realize he's anon until he gets to that age, she just thinks he looks like his dad. once he's identical, and into super science, she gets it

>>30736810
>"Did my son just invent a time-travel machine?"
>>"I tried to sto-"
>"Shut up, not-Spike. What did he do with it?"
>>"He went back in time."
>"This is why I neutered you back when you were alive and my dog. Details, please."
>>"We went back in time to your years in high school. Specifically, March 22 2018. I believe the first time he met you was in the Science Lab."
>"That's bullshit lies. The only person I met in the lab was Anon's father."
>>"That is, unfortunately, accurate."
>"...Well, fuck. I don't know whether I should ground him for the rest of his life, or drag him to the bedroom and ride him until his dick falls off."

File: Twilight loves Anon.png (1MB, 993x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 993x1280px

>>30736877
>I don't know whether I should ground him for the rest of his life, or drag him to the bedroom and ride him until his dick falls off
Why not both?
Permanent live-in willing sex slave.

>>30736916
>"But mom! My actions were predetermined by the very nature of my own conception! How can I be blamed for something that I literally had no choice but to do?"

File: 04424c22f7b8fbb07064fca75c440f00.jpg (958KB, 1250x1750px) Image search: [Google]

958KB, 1250x1750px

>>30736674


>You watched Chrysalis push her glasses with one hand while simultaneously pinching the bridge of her nose.
>It was a habit of hers that you did too when you knew what to do but not how to do it.
>Taking the time provided you stood back up and closed the busted door as best you could.
>You would never say it outloud but you thought the gesture was adorable.
>The way she would close her eyes though have them point at her hand under the eyelids.
>It just always made you smile mentally. You were sure it was mutual.
>You knew you and here we related by blood and even the shared mental ticks.
>She was honestly the one constant in your life of learning and innovation.
>She showed you how all of her inventions worked.
>What was needed to make each part.
>How she comprehended her own inventions.
>She challenged you mentally your whole life basically.
>She asked you questions more than you asked her.
>Then when puberty and hormones struck she made you find out what it all meant.
>She never made things easy and challenged you more than she challenged herself.
>Did she love you?
>Probably.
>She personally schooled and raised you for a decade and some change.
>While the company she created off the money off her inventions at the same time.
>That clearly had to mean she valued you as much if not more at least.
>Did you love her?
>You could honestly say you did.
>How did you love her was a much harder question to answer.

>>30736982
Chrysalis as a multi-billionaire company CEO? I never would have thought of that.

File: 1019018__safe_artist-colon-applestems_daisy_flower+wishes_lily_lily+valley_roseluck_flower+trio_human_humanized_rose+(flower).png (1MB, 1840x2066px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1840x2066px

>No easily-startled sisters to get spooked by a thunderstorm one night and cuddle under the covers with you
End me, famalamadingdong.

Someone else posted this in another thread and now I'm blatantly stealing it so that I can post it here. It's relevant to our interests.

Thread needs more awkwardly adorable Cousin Cadence.

>Cadence and Anon share a room.
>They're family, after all.
>Frequently snooze in the same bed.
>Lately, Cadence wakes up to find herself the little spoon.
>Anon has no idea he's snuggling his cousin.
>...
>She secretly likes it.

>>30737405
inadvertent snuggles are nice

>>30737445
I like the idea that Cadence would find innocent reasons to sleep in bed with Anon. Like, she had a bad dream, or the thunder outside is too loud, or it's too cold in her room, etc etc. It would reach the point where Anon wouldn't even ask for an excuse any more; Cadence would just appear in his doorway and Anon would wordlessly hold open the edge of his blanket.

>>30733519
Fucking continue

File: 1117427__suggestive_artist-colon-raridashdoodles_princess+cadance_princess+flurry+heart_oc_oc-colon-anon_the+crystalling_bedroom+eyes_clothes_comic_cou.png (260KB, 874x1293px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 874x1293px

Now that little sis Cadence has a kid, she has a fetish she'd like you to help her fulfill.

File: tasteslikebaconhonestly.jpg (103KB, 1280x576px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 1280x576px

>>30736982

>You hear her inhale and exhale audibly which pull you back out of your head.
>Her hand still on the bridge of her nose but she was looking right into your eyes.
>”Explain”
>You straighten up and look straighten up looking straight ahead.
>It was clear she entered Queen mode and as a lowly drone you obey.
“I was sitting in AP Physics waiting on the class to be over while going over blueprints.”
>She started walking into the house further but I knew she was wanting me to continue.
>Metaphorical hop, skip, and a jump later we were seated in the study.
>She sat in a overly ornate high back chair imperiously while I sat in a plain wooden one.
“The ‘teacher’ then called called the students up one by one and they gave presentations.”
>Her left eye narrowed.
>I inwardly kicked myself. I was going to be in trouble for inconveniencing the school again later.
“It was then Sparkle’s turn. As you are aware she is the only one of notable intelligence.”
>She gave a slight nod.
“So I, of course, decided to take note of what it was she was presenting.”
>You cleared your throat before continuing not wanting to keep her majesty waiting.
“She then started giving a presentation on the base 4 dimensions.”
>”Interesting.” She shifted in her seat to a more attentive posture.
“When she got to the fourth dimension she then started talking about time.”
>She holds up a hand.
>You immediately stop the next sentence from leaving your mouth.
>”Why were you so angry that you lose your faculties enough to break your leg?”
>You were dreading this moment.

>>30737340
Queen of a race of mindless drones that exist only to steal love, seems like a CEO to me

>>30735407
I always thought it was vaulted door

>>30737516
I don't know what to write... this wasn't planned

>>30737694

neither was me accepting the challenge to figure out how to be your own mother >.>

>>30737616
I will lick her gently and that is the MOST you are getting.

>>30737694
If you were Anon how would you seduce your own mother?

>>30737683
That's what it sounds like to me, though.. that isn't a thing

>>30737704
She wants you to cocknurse her, like a good uncle.

File: toomuchtoofast.gif (1MB, 300x314px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 300x314px

>>30737389
>the flower trio
>lolis
>crawling into your bed at 2AM
>scared of the thunderstorm
>the thunderstorm that's produced a single rumble, far in the distance
>they keep trying to stifle their giggling as they "get comfortable"
>mom and dad left on an anniversary cruise this afternoon
>it's going to be a long two weeks

File: 82461.png (151KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 650x650px

>>30737727

>>30737702
well basically you just have to either go back in time, or your dad continuously sends himself into your future as you go, to keep creating the new version of you over and over. If you only timetraveled once, it's hard to call all the future ones you, but..