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Late Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
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>>30643254
First for you jumped the gun, m8. See you in twenty.
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Snoots are for scrunching
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Post scrunch.
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>>30643254
Man, why do things have to suck?
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>>30644162
Why do you say this?
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>>30644196
Updates.
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>>30644202
Better.
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>>30644673
Look at all those dirty coons
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Just because you get the (you) doesn't mean you win.
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>>30643538
Best snootle
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This zebra is pleasantly surprised! What is this Zebra happy to see?
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>>30645123
Me.
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>>30645123
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Active threads
Genequest: >>30576048
Week Long Vacation: >>30608560
Landfall: >>30576982
Give and Take: >>30640861
Slave: >>30593351
Kingdom Hearts: >>30524879
Wide Open Skies: >>30632110
Lewd Text: >>30582541
Miracle: >>30640502
Cirquesque: >>30640409
Broken Hearts: >>30640143
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>>30645139
Don't be silly anon nobody would be happy to see you
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>>30645123
That he isn't in a void and half nonexistent! Yaay!
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>>30645202
It really hurts.
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>>30645123
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>>30645419
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>>30645419
That's just what happens when a blob is raised by single mother
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ALL BIG MARES, REPORT
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>>30645481
Make me.
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>>30645486
Well call sign: Big Cunt is here
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>>30645486
Please?
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>>30645492
rude.
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>>30645495
Ok. Here's a big mare.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
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>>30645495
No can do. I have a sick note here from Whispen. It says she can't report in today because she is busy sir-ing.
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>>30645481
The small mares are crashing this party.
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>>30645503
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>>30645509
But that's dangerous! What if they get stepped on and squished?
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>>30645518
They can handle themselves.
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>>30645509
What about normal sized mares?
Lanky mares?
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>>30645481
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>>30645529
No.
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>>30645529
Did they bring the dip like I asked?
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Stallions like BIG strong mares
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>>30645509
What about Feather? She's a tiny mare AND a giant mare? Who does she sit with?
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>>30645536
Regular and extra spicy. Plus those corn chips you like.
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>>30645541
She uses magical supplements to get big so neither bigs nor smalls want anything to do with her
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>>30645541
She sits in the corner, complaining about how her hooves hurt.
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>>30645549
Noooooooooooo my nerd waifu.
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>>30645543
>The corn chips I like
Nice, you can stay. Just don't be weird.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
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I have a very strong sense of deja vu now.
... maybe I should drink slower.
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>>30645559
Anon I cum from the future. Those are actually the corn chips you don't like, this was all a ploy for them to trick you like the goy you are.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
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>>30645576
That's pretty paranoid.
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>>30645576
God fucking damnit, I knew it. Initiate protocol Hades. If you don't hear from me in the next six hours, burn my shit and tell my wife she's a whore.
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>>30645571
Maybe you should drink faster.
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>>30645584
I'm you from the future, don't burn my shit. That second thing is still ok though, just don't do it in front of "my" kid.
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>>30645571
You're stuck in a time loop, anon.
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>>30645618
God. Fucking. Damnit.
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>>30645618
Not you, but I assumed you'd die, and burned all your shit, and told your wife she was a whore in front of the kid.
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>>30645600
>>30645622
Yehp, that's a reason to drink faster.
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>>30645509
The small mare ARE the party
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>>30645625
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>>30645628
That doesn't count cuz she's a filly.
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>>30645625
Yea, I figured it would have been one of those paradox things. Oh well, the important thing here is that everyone knows my ex is a whore. Otherwise her sluttiness could have had grace consequences for all of man kind.
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>>30645666
Oops, wrong bate, they all look the same.
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>>30645673
>posting worst girl
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>>30645718
That's not Angel. Not all green ponies are the same. Don't be racist.
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>>30645749
>Not all green ponies are the same
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>>30645673
Greenis not your colour
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>>30645782
gimp pls
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Orange poners are the ugliest
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>>30646045
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The skies are still clear.
>>30646131
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>>30646135
>clear skies
Oh shit, is this gonna be a STALKER cyoa?
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>>30646165
No, farming slice of life.
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>>30646188
Can it includesquattingaround a camp fire, playing guitar and finding anomalies and artifacts and maybe some casual stalking on the side?
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>>30646202
>squatting
The mcs back legs are crippled so no.
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>>30646213
Crippled, you say?
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Colt Quest a shit
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You have turned from the old ways. The only thing that can revive cyoa is more Whispens.
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>>30646301
Wrong. We must embrace the new memes to save our thread. We need Rust Bucket and the death of Frosty Rime.
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>>30643254
So, guy who was only Following Super here. (followed Space (RIP ;_;), Glacier's, Urban Survival and Royal Guard back in the days)
What are the current quests available that are interesting?
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>>30646308
I'm currently following Semantic Error, 11-54, Dirty Work, Heart of Iron and Spicy Quest.
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>>30646308
We have a new space cyoa. We had three but one just ended and the qm of the other fucked it up massivly and is canceling it to focus on his other quests.
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When oh when will we get a CYOA like Curwhibbles again, except with a QM who doesn't ditch the quest and gets himself killed by a haunted ice cream truck?
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>>30646308
SUPER
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>>30646308
>Broken Hearts
>Genequest (when hiji bothers to run)
>A Historical Perspective (whenever Mora bothers to run that again)
>Horse Power (why are so many QMs taking breaks from good quests?)
>Give and Take
>Cirquesque
And those are the ones I think are good.
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>>30646320
wen u mak it
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>>30646320
The only thing I can think that posts once every two days is long name.
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>>30642546
I don't know about lazy but it is a little dumb when you think about it.
I am a grill so my poners special talemt is grilling geddit.
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>>30646337
She's apparently really into grilling.
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>>30646308
Colt Quest: Emerald has just learned that he has a demon in his amulet that is slowly corrupting his soul. Also he has sent a letter to demon hunters detailing about his evil step-parents while trying to hide from said hunters due to his amulet.
Semantic Error: Cold File has survived a terrible drug withdrawal and has had his home broken into by a mystery mare. He then went on a jog and discovered a old friend beaten and unconscious in the park.
These are two quests that I've played that have had some really interesting stuff happen lately.
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>>30646335
Zodiac was like that.
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>>30646348
Is that "interesting stuff" homo sex?
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>>30646308
I don't share all the same exact taste as you, but currently I like GeneQuest, Give and Take, Cirquesque, Broken Hearts, Horsepower, and Historical Perspective.
>>30646313
These are all good too, but the last three of them are finished or cancelled.
Trigger warning: hot opinions.One quest that you absolutely want to stay away from is Darkest Hour. The QM is overemotional and prone to anger and several of the fans are cancerous fanboys who explode if anyone criticizes their quest in any way.
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>>30646348
psker reads hijack when
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>>30646362
Why would he read a dead quest?
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>>30646348
psker you are not wanted, go back to your circlejerk on derpi.
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>>30646308
Bard Quest Best quest
It's only flaw is that there isn't more of it
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>>30646357
No not really. Basically we are trying to get people to go after the step-parents without them going after Emerald. Pretty risky stuff.
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>>30646358
I think we can be sure DH is not coming back anyway.
Other hot opinionsthey did not fucking care if you did not like the quest outside of arguing if it was edgy, they got mad when people told them to shut up about it. Huge difference
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>>30646377
I also wish Pleeny made more art.
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>>30646369
Hey, the person asked what are some interesting quests. So I thought to share some that I thought were interesting.
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>>30646362
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>>30646348
Why would you use the worst part of Colt Quest to promote it.
agreed that it is a good quest though. Does not really fit any of anons prior quests though.
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>>30646402
You're fine. Ignore him. As long as you're not getting mad and screaming and hollering and destroying the general then you're fine.
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>>30646381
why would they go after emerald?
what did you fuck up now?
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>>30646385They got mad about pretty much everything newfags get mad about. You're opinion an shit.
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>>30646402
No psker, bad.
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>>30646438
Look, someone worse came along so now Psker has been moved into the acceptable category. Speaking of which...
>>30646429
This.
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>>30646377
This, I miss Pleeny. I also remember another quest he made which was chock full of Undertale references thanks to one Namefag.In my opinion, I think Pleeny was one of the few qms to make his quest interesting.
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>>30646421
Not me per say, but a lot of us are worried what would happen if they spotted demon magic in the amulet.
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>>30646308
Since we are aparently posting dead quests as well. If you liked Royal guard the two most recent war quests were Darkest Hour and Custos Luna. Custus Luna is decent but had a timeskip so terrible multiple people instantly dropped the quest and Darkest Hour is extremely good but the qm is a whinny bitch who can't handle praise.
Also if you are interested in racist mcs Delta P is an option.
All most likely dead though. Darkest Hour most likely of all dead.
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>>30646421
For his semen.
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>>30646438
*Psst Psst "No! Argh! Ahhh!!" *ded
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>>30646301
Am I missing any of them, Grievous?
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>>30646458
>Custus Luna
>whinny bitch
Try to proofread before you post, DarkestHourFanWithConstantSpellingMistakesAnon.
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>>30646320
>CYOA like Curwhibbles
Did it have anything special besides the QM's terrible schedule?
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>>30646494
Tesla coil double horn Whispen.
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>>30646494
>IMG_4684
Either that isn't your screenshot or you are a masterful troll.
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>>30646457
Fuck off, no one ever wanted you here, neither in past, present, or future.
The only way you could make us happy is by emptying a bottle of bleach.
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>>30646500
That reminds me.
Circle When?
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>character is an absolute coward that can't do anything without the help of adults
>lets self get whored out and magic colt semen taken for favors
>wants to get revenge on step parents bcuz lel therye bad and rape
Also, the demon in his amulet corrupts him a little bit every time he does something sexual or against his personality right? By all rights, he should be super fucking corrupted with the whole step mom is a succubus.
And another thing,
>2 weak 2 do shite
>given many options to toughen up the fag
>literately have an immortal wizard to help
>just goes and sucks a zebra cock instead
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>>30646357
Either homosex or /ss/ depending on which crowd is in that day.
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>>30646362
I thought people didn't really like Hijacker though? The quest, not the QM.
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>>30646548
>Hijacker
>The quest, not the QM.
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>>30646494
>tfw you see your Whispen in there
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>>30646548
I liked it.
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>>30646531
Look, the ColtQuest people have no illusions about the quest being for fap. Yes, Emerald is a little bitch, but he's a little bitch on purpose.
>>30646548
Back in its heyday people liked Hijack but were sharply divided on the combat. Some people didn't like Hiji so they billied him, and others liked him but billied him anyway.
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>>30646548
Lurk more faggot, or at least gain basic reading comprehension
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>>30646551
I thought their Qm name was Hijacker though? Or is Hiji not a shorter name for them?
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>>30646548
What. It's probably one of the most popular quests we have.
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>>30646579
Well there's bound to be someone who doesn't.
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>>30646579
*had
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>>30646574
The QM's name is Hijacker, shortened to Hiji. His name is usually not shortened to Hijack because that could easily be confused with Hijack the quest.
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>>30646579
>most popular quest
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>>30646579
This is probably the same guy that made a big deal over a stupid joke last thread.
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>>30646598
>it was just a joke guyz
Sure it was.
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>>30646579
Dead quests can't be popular, anon.
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>>30646579
I coulda swore I saw talk in one of these threads about Hiji getting tired of people not playing the quest, or something like that.
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>>30646494
You are currently missing these Whispens and Whispen derivatives. Non-Whispen RGS art is not included.
Please note the choosie/whispen combo is a gif, which you seem to lack.
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>>30646612
Sure they can. DH is totally one of our most popular and most talked about quests, and it's dead and never coming back ever.
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>>30646619
People skipping the combat because of fear of mistakes
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>>30646612
B-but what about all the attention Nips gets?!
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>>30646641
Nips is an artist, not a QM. Dead artists can get attention.
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>>30646628
*one of our most hated and most talked about quests
Volume does not equal quantity.
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>>30646634
Ah, I see. He seemed pretty upset about it, all the same.
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>>30646553
>tfw when no one liked my lazy whispen doodle. I must Whispen properly.
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>>30646494
>>30646627
You're both missing electrical tesla bicorn whispen.
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>>30646641
Who?
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>>30646652
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>>30646663
Runnin'
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>>30646612
What about Reneequest?
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>>30646654
He's an excitable lad
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>>30646672
What about it?
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>>30646654
He does that. Then he pops back up a while later all full ofbadideas.
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>>30646662
Don't forget a Pixel Whispen
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>>30646681
Too true
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>>30646668
I got your point that dead quests can be popular. The fact that I disagreed with your example does not mean that I didn't get your point.
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>>30646678
What about you?
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>>30646627
Fug. Any chance I could somehow acquire those? Without flooding the thread with ~70 posts of Whispen?
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>>30646681
It wouldn't be hiji if the ideas were good.
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>>30646692
We clearly need someone to make a Whispen dropbox.
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>>30646671
These bugs deserve more art.
And what about that Hawkeye fella? Seemed like a real rhinestone cowboy, but I like the sound of his D-dog friend.
Art of Hawkeye and Diamond Dog friend when?
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>>30646692
Things like Dropbox and mega exist for a reason.
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>>30646502
Amazing writing and moments that gave you genuine goosebumps.
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>>30646692
I don't see the problem.
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>>30646688
>can't even mock DHfag without retards taking it seriously
There was no point. It was a shitpost. Stop being so stupid.
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>>30646711
This. Even I enjoyed it and I kinda hate satyrs.
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>>30646723
Anon, you can't do ANYTHING about DH either for or against without someone taking it seriously and you losing a little faith in humanity. Shitpost about something else and you'll be better off. Or at least have to talk to less idiots.
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I like this picture. Could I use this for a profile avatar sometime?
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>>30646751
I don't see the problem
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>>30646736
>having any faith in humanity to lose
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>>30646751
Absolutely not.
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>>30646627
>>30646494
If you guys start a Whispen sharing coalition let me in on it. I have a few lesser Whispens to share. Maybe a Google drive or something where we could all upload to it. There's anonpone but you can't upload directly to it. I
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>>30646531
>the demon in his amulet corrupts him a little bit every time he does something sexual or against his personality right?
That does sound retarded and does make me wonder if I should even bother catching back up on Coltquest again, granted I hated everything about the demon shit from the start.
Also something something show me on the doll something.
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>>30646751
No, but you can have this one instead.
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>>30646807
That horse is ugly.
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>>30646807
Daww...
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>>30646807
Stupid horse.
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So anon, what are you going to do with your time now that CYOA is dead?
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>>30646652it was hated because it was popular
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>>30646837
Shitpost on its corpse.
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>>30646837
I'm gonna keep asking for art of Hawkeye and that Diamond Dog he rides.
Alternatively, I want art of him and Cuddle Bug playing vidya. I wonder Cuddle Bugs mains are in Mareval Versus Clopcom.
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>>30646837
Go to anonpone and take a look back at the quests I actually liked
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>>30646837
Same thing I was doing while it was alive. Struggle to get good, and find something interesting to do with my time.
Although if horse quests really are dying out, I'm going to be sad. They're like the only thing I enjoy. I don't want to watch them all slowly flicker out one by one. There aren't really any good things left. I don't want to go join a tumblr fandom or something. I just wanted to enjoy small horses.
I don't want it to be over.
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>>30646837
I am going to continue going down qlwith the ship unrltil it is saved.
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>>30646890
Then it will surely die.
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>>30646692
https://mega.nz/#F!gkEUnR7D!i27O5kQf5ihuahXv2NXnFg
I think this'll work.
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>>30646904
>dat RL hoers porn
giggedy
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>>30646837
Cuddles, apparently
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>>30646843It was hated because of the behavior of the people it was popular with.
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Choose a Quest poner and make and write what would be on their online dating profile.
Example:
User: Sexy Grey 522
Age: prefer not to revel
Female
Sexuality: Willing to learn
I'm Trapped in a constant state of fear and misery. The world is dark and scary and I'm starting to think that I no longer notice when it hurts anymore. I'm so scared.
I guess what I'm looking for most in a partner is sompony who can get me out of here, anypony really. I just want to feel safe.
Also I only responds to profiles with pictures.
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>>30646904
Where the fuck did you even find this much dolphin porn?
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Active threads
F: >>28002559
SIM: >>27908516
Coltquest: >>28046904
Dimensional Shift: >>27942396
Alchemy: >>27569338
FOE: >>28039712
Dirty Work: >>28003563
Gravity: >>28039147
FIT: >>27969121
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>>30646970
So, excluding the quests inside generals, and Super which just ended...
We're down to 6 quests.At what point do we stop having enough to even warrant having a general discussion thread.
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>>30646970
It' all over.
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>>30646944
User: Wingfan13
Age: 20-something
Gender: female
Sexuality: pegasexual
I enjoy romantic walks in the clouds, spicy foods, and partners tolerant of severe mental health issues. Please include your wingspan in your response.
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>>30646980
At least we still have our shitposts
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>>30646980
Pretty sure we started with like four.
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>>30646944
Nice dubs.
>>30646999
Nice trips
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>>30646944
User: weh
Age: weh
Gender: weh
Sexuality: wehweh
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>>30646944
User: FriendlyChangling2412354444
Age: Uh?
Male
Sexuality: Uh?
Buddys name is Buddy. Buddy liv in Canter lots with, Sof, Ant Silver, and Dot. Buddy like ice cream and hugs. Not like mean changlings. Wwwwant fwend with ice cream an hugs and is nice.
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>>30646970
It'll all be over soon.
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>>30647018
Buddy, you have to be 18 to go on pony dating sites. You silly little bug.
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>>30646970
T-These are all quest posts from 2016. What are you trying to pull, Anon?
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>>30647032
Uh?
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>>30647053
Your dick. Get your pants off, bitch.
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>>30647030
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>>30646944
User: TillerGirl36
Age: It's complicated
Gender: Female
Sexuality: All
If you're looking for a one-night fling, I'm your mare. I'll do anything that you might be into. My rates are 50 bits an hour, 1 hour minimum. 80 bits and I'll bring a friend along.
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>>30647068
I was never wearing pants, bro.
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>>30647078
Then put some on, and then take them back off.
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>>30647070
All you had to do was fuck the mare Horsey
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>>30647071
Expensive.
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>>30647030
>>30647070
Don't worry. My Villain Quest idea is coming this weekend.
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>>30647070
I hope Zenith is ok
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>>30647093
You get what you pay for.
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>>30647070
Don't worry.It'll all be over soon.
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>>30647070
HOMOPONY
O
M
O
P
O
N
Y
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>>30646904
Thanks anon. I have a huge folder but I finally got it off my Device and will be going through it.
For now, I made a place to share Whispens, I think so at least. I'll put mine in there when I get a chance.
Put Whispens Here:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B3jIPx-O_Q5pT1BMLU9pY1Jpam8?usp=sharing
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swiggity
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So I have a question for you guys.
My friend was a prolific clop greentext CYOA back in 2014.
Thing is though, it was before all this organization, and it was back when those threads were more wild and decided by the post numbers.
Do you think he could still get a crowd today?
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>>30647141
How does one befriend a prolific clop greentext CYOA?
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>>30647141
Yeah, mind telling us the name of his cyoa?
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>>30646494
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>>30647128
ship it
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>>30647141
Your friend WAS a clop greentext?
You should really get out more Anon.
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>>30647141
What was it called?
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>>30647141
Deja vu.
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>>30647096
I'm surprised that somebody remembered my old name.
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>>30647159
How does one get friends?
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>>30647210
just bee yourself, bro.
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>>30647141
I wish I could have a prolific clop greentext CYOA as a friend.
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>>30647141
Do you know any prolific cute greentext CYOA?
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>>30647159
>>30647191
>>30647219
For fuck sake. Fuck staying up to 3 AM.
>>30647195
http://pastebin.com/u/CYOAfag
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>>30647120
Uploaded 196 items.
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>>30647159
He WAS a prolific clop greentext CYOA, they likely became friends after he was no longer a prolific clop greentext CYOA. Things change Anon, and sometimes things change into people or something that can befriend people.
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>>30647299
CYOAs are people you fucking bigot
#CYOALIVESMATTER
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>>30647334
DIE QUEST SCUM
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>>30647128
>those shoulders
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>>30647141
It's possible. He'd be best off actually reading some of the cyoas running now.
He probably looked at least a little at the ones around back then before starting.
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>>30647344
Anthro art is cancer
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>>30647344
>too pointy?
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Amazing isn't it, how times change and yet things stay the same.http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28054079/#28055738
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reminder that seapons are not for food
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>>30647391
I'm in hell, aren't I?
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>>30647432
>he's just now realizing this
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>>30647391
WHY IS HALF THIS THREAD WORD FOR WORD QUOTES WITH THIS ARCHIVED ONE
WHO DID THIS? AM I TAKING CRAZY PILLS?
Someone had to have organized this, right? Was it sekrit? Is it Jeff? Samefag posters with unlimited time on their hands? What is this!?!?
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>>30647449
Go back to /trash/ Mr. Kown
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Oh hey, I guess we're playing as Ava now.
That's pretty cool
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>>30647449
Welcome to hell.
There is no escape.
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>>30647447
Is this Willow's dad?
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>>30647412
Alright, good. We're getting back into the swing of things. This general will be fine.
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>>30647449
>mfw several of the posts were mine and I thought it was weird how familiar they seemed
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>>30647499
Right there with you, m8.
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>>30647265
We need more lewd cyoas that have you interact with the ponys of ponyville/ the mane 6 in general.
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>>30647412
Do you have a single fact to prove that?
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>>30647412
Seaponies are unintelligent and only look like a sapient species, so therefore they are for eatual
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>>30647484Don't know, just saw it in sekrit's DND channel and thought it was a good example of Hij's anthro art.
From little context I have, I would say no.
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>tfw we had a hunger games simulator with the MC's
Does anybody remember that?
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>>30647561
No.
Should we have another?
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>>30647577
No.
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>>30647528
Anything else there worth posting?
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Seapone caviar is both highly nutritious and in season right now.
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>>30647447
I want to give this Griff a hug.
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>>30647662
>>30647668
I agree.
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>>30647644
these are from the same DND channel
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>>30647683
When did Angel Wings get armor?
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>>30647683
>not a blunt weapon
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>>30647713
A few months ago. She saw the set at a yard sale and thought it looked neat.
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>>30647683
She wears that during sex with Horsey, doesn't she?
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>>30646810
Looks better than Stupid face
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>>30647758
I disagree.
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>>30647615
why
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>>30647791
Because it's gay.
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Name CYOA ponies who did nothing wrong
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>>30647840
Mango
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>>30647840
Uncle Lucky
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>>30647840
Me.
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>>30647840
Everyone who remembers to post a horse.
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>>30647683
Are there more of these? I refuse to believe it's a two person campaign.
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>>30647883
It's a two person campaign.
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>>30647883
There are, but the others aren't very relevant here.And I don't feel like blowing my own campaign's horn too much.
But since you asked, have a Bug
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>>30647883
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>>30647895
Would fug.
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>>30647921
same
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>>30647883
because everyone needs some edge in life
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>>30647945she is NOT a shark, reeee
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>>30647945
by the way, she bites.
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>>30647739
>"You don't need to wear protection, I brought my own. "
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>>30647290
Holy crap you sure did. Big thanks to you and the other anons. We've leveled the Whispen market.
Tonight or in the next few days I'll check my folder and see if I have any to add, and be sure to make a post when I do.
Also I'll start to make more folders as I go along, I have 400O arts in one big folder and it needs to be dealt with.
Like this one for curse I just madehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B3jIPx-O_Q5pQnkzNW5KeW1XMHc?usp=sharing
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>>30646377
>>30646386
H-hey, when you put it like that it makes me feel like you'd prefer having Blord quest over Shattered Planes. Is that what you'd like?
>>30646456
I think that wasnot me, you're mistaken I thinkquest
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>>30647945
Cute shark. Would caviar.
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>>30647883
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>>30648100
>tentacles
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>>30648100
How did Hijacker manage to draw a yellow and green pony?
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>>30648120
Color picking tool
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>>30647662
>>30648047
We should have thought of this before eating the others, it's win win.
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>>30647449
I am guessing it is some retarded plot by one of the people who reacted less healthily to the decline in quality. Trying to make the thread somehow better by replicating an old one.
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>>30648100Does she use that tentacle sexually?
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>>30647561
I remember a regular hunger games thread with a lot of cyoa characters once.
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>>30647727
But she would have been in jail at the time.
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>>30647883
There was some Lis art too.
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>>30647739
*during rape with Horsey
Don't sugar coat it anon.
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>>30648197
Well obviously.
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>>30647840
Frosty Rime. She doesn't deserve to die.
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>>30648217
Someone's grumpy that he's the only naked pony.
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>>30648251
Then maybe he needs a tentacle from >>30648100 to loosen himself up.
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>>30648211
>She doesn't deserve to die
Yes she does, she's a racist who appropriates other cultures weapons.
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>>30648197
Fillies can't rape anon
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>>30648346
Yeah but she is a grown ass mare.
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>>30648319
If I acquired one of each kalashnikov and got rid of all my other weapons and then showed my collection to a sjw would they get mad at me?
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>>30647986
Recheck your Curse folder. I overfilled it.
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>>30648439
I was just about to say you're awesome too. You're awesome. I have hundreds of curse pics to add too.my kindle isn't cooperating with Google drive, later I can switch to my PC and start adding add.
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>>30648485
I added quest posts too in it's own folder, but it's missing a fair chunk of the early quest, like from 20 something to 100 somethingbecause that's when my desktop computer died and I switched back to my laptop.They should all still be on Anonpone, I just don't have the patience to go add them.
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BASED ELMFARM BTFOING ANTI GMOFAGS
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I ship Willowfarm with little Raven.
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>>30648197
Fuck off Garey.
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>>30648806
Who?
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>>30648814
Fuck off, Johnson.
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>>30648819
Oh we doing this again.
Cool.
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>>30648826
Fuck off, Lucas.
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>>30648775
Who?
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I love how Ava is just good enough to fool other ponies with her disguise, but clearly very bad at being a pony.
Post ponies who are very bad at what they do, but in a good way.On a related note, would you buy a Box'o'Rousal?
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>>30648840
What about ponies who are very good at what they do but in a bad way?
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>>30648840
>would you buy a Box'o'Rousal?
Yes.
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>>30648848
That's fine too.
>>30648849
How much would you be willing to pay for said box?
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>>30648853
3.50
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>>30648853
>How much would you be willing to pay for said box?
How much porn is in it?
Probably 100 American dollars.
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>>30648853
>That's fine too.
Trigger warning: Darkest HourFrosty Rime
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>>30648859
I'm pretty sure there's enough in there to fill a bookshelf.
Or a DVD case.
I'm unsure if the Box is a mixed set. In fact, there might be multiple versions of the Box.
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>>30648855
It was then I noticed Page Turner was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.
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>>30648701
>homeschools his children
>based
Pick one
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>>30648888
nice quads.
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>>30648888
I respect those quads and will therefore chuckle at your reference.
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Hey, /cyoa/, we're trying to come up with some names in BH right now. Only got one so far.
What are some names an inept changeling might have used to disguise herself?
The cheesier, the better!I wish there were more than five images to use for this quest
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>>30648806
It's a spicy quest meme.
Garey was a Griffin who meddled in Horsey's business when he should have kept his mouth shut and is going to get such a shanking after the parole hearing.
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>>30649036
What's she disguising herself as?
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>>30649036
Thrakksler Rrkkkkttttt
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>>30649049
I dunno.
Anything you want or can think of!
Try to make the name related in some way to the job you think of.
Try to make it dumb in a clever way
>>30648241
>>30648271
>>30648931
>>30648991
>>30649059
What kind of job would a pony with that name have?
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>>30649075
Insurance Financing
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>>30649036
Pone Muncher 3000.
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>>30649085
Sorry, I meant Insurance Premium Financing, but you probably already guessed that from the name.
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>>30647128
Why is Chili creeping on his mom?
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>>30649124
Why not?
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>>30649139
Because she won't be happy.
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>>30649161
Then don't get caught?
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>>30649164
Not an option.
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>>30649192
Yes it is.
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>>30649214
No it's not nigga.
BECAUSE DAD'S COMING RIGHT DOWN THE HALLWAY
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
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>>30649232
Scream loudly and say I saw a spider to distract him from what I was actually doing. Then he'll just think I'm a pansy instead of a degenerate pervert.
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>>30649269
YOU SUDDENLY START SCREAMING REALLY LOUDLY
You hear mom hit the floor but she should be fine. Papa Fruit however comes bolting down the hallway to see what's wrong.
You tell him that you saw a spider and he just looks around trying to find it.
"Come on, it's not like you haven't seen a bug before" he says jokingly
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>>30649310
Spiders are scary though. They make sticky webs and when you accidently walk through one, it's hard to get them off. Also, I think it was flipping the bird at me, and that's very rude, and hurt my feelings.
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>>30649330
You spin your tale, pun intended, and he just rolls his eyes and smiles. He ruffles your mane and begins to walk off.
"Well if you see the big scary spider again then you can get me. Your mother might go overboard." He chuckles to himself
You wait for him to walk off.
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>>30649371
Check to make sure moms not dead.
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>>30649386
With the coast clear you peer around the corner back into the shower. She's back on her hooves, but you can make out a bruise or two through the water and steam.
She grumbles as she continues cleaning herself.
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>>30649397
Neato.
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Where is....
>Plenny
>LongName
>fins
>Horsepower
>EquestriaWar
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>>30649432
The one I miss the most on this list is Pleeny.
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>>30649432
In a shallow grave, like your hopes and dreams.
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>>30649043
Ah I get it now.
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>>30649432
Mysteriously missing.
Gone for another year.
Taking a break.
Applying for jobs.
Never existed and was just your hallucination.
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>>30649658
That Long Name tho. What happened there, QM just disappeared again? How was his return run?
Tell me about long name. I wanted to pick it up but never did.
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>>30649821
Long Name is the story of a pegasus named Etherwing and her adventures in helping her less intelligent and less pretty older sister succeed in life.
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>>30648194
I like the contrast between the smile and the axe of sun with accompanying small murder pupils.
>>
Every time Semantic Error is active, I get disappointed that I can't have a qt3.14 AI/Robot waifu who will pretend to care about me.
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>>30649397
Wait until she gets out and apologize for shocking her.
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>>30649432
Fuck that. Wheres zodiac.
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>>30649917
I just think it is disgustingly edgy.
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>>30650049
I don't think that was Lis's intention.
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>>30650038
y tho
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>>30650049
Ur disgustingly edgy.
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>>30650063
Because our perversion caused her to get injured.
Don't mention we know that though.
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I'm calling the cops, and having every last one of you arrested.
Say hello to Angel Wings for me when you get to the slammer, you pieces of shit.
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>>30649917
>Murder Pupils
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>>30648014
bby, whatevs you put out is amaz.
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>>30650543
No. NO. You introduced doubt in your paranoid Qm's mind, and now I won't be able to quest serenely if I think people would prefer me doing something else.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13611302
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>>30650949
You should switch between them every now and again.
How frequently is the question.
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>>30650954
That's probably the best. But usually I like the idea of finding a good point to pause story wise, and I think Shattered Planes stopped at one of those point last thread.
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>>30650957
If blord comes back, does that mean there will be more art?
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>>30650957
>I like the idea of finding a good point to pause story wise
Fair enough. I am a few days behind on shattered planes so I can not comment on if I agree it is a good pause point but I trust your judgment.
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>>30650974
yes
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>>30645094
Why does the Floral roam the towel aisle?
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>>30651162
Tell me about floral.
Why does it roam the towel aisle.
Meme right faggot.
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>>30649043
Garey tried to get in the way to court his one true love, the big mare known as Angel
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>>30651166
Not everything has to be a meme
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>>30651195
My apologies. I assumed you were just getting a meme wrong.
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>>30648426
>kalashnikov
>not filling your cupboard with mosins and pepeshkas
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>>30651467
Wasn't the mosin developed pre communism? Who would ever want to use a capitalist weapon?
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>>30648361
Anon, Angel is only 11 years old
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>>30651531
Mosin is reliable. Weapon is not ideology. It's just a weapon.
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>>30651595
[citation needed]
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Dusty is for _______!
A: Rape
B:Sexual
C: Marriage
D: Autistic multiple choice questions
E: All of the above
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>>30651750
Dusty is too young for all this.
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>>30651732
Don't you just hate it when some random unicorn covers the area in fog and attempts to kidnap you?
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>>30651750
Obviously Dusty is for both sexual and non-sexual self discovery in a world where personal growth is aquired through taking chances,making mistakes, andgeting messy!
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>>30651014
So when will you post more blorb? Last I remember there was currently something related to a wedding?
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How do you cook your seapone?
I like making seapon stew.
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>>30652280
I prefer to make seapone cutlets in spiced dough.
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>>30651991
>Drinking energy drinks
Enjoy your diabeetis
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>>30650038
You keep watching as she cleans every inch of her toned body. Eventually she shuts the water off and grabs a towel.
She dries off for a bit before lighting up to get the rest of herself dry. She hangs the towel up and puts on her jacket, walking to the door.
You make it look like your walking somewhere so when she rounds the edge of the door she gets startled for a moment. You apologize and it doesn't seem like she caught on to that you were creeping on her.
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>>30652381
That doesn't make any sense.
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>>30652387
Fuck you it's working
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>>30652408
No it's not.
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>>30652412
Yes it is
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>>30652415
Nope.
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>>30652436
Alright fine fuck you
Something something you do the thing you wanted to earlier. What now?
>>
It's cloudy today, and a storm is coming. For different reasons though.
>>30652779
>>
What is this thread's sudden interest in sexual exploration? Or rather, a cartain australian's interest in it.
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>>30652818
4chan has always been interested pretty much exclusively in getting their dick wet.
The golden age of CYOA preferred stories to mindless sex, and now it seems we're going back.
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>>30652837
I wasn't aware we left
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>>30652841
It was always there. There was just an influx of actually good stories that covered up the shit ones that were
>Ur anon wut do
>RAPE
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>>30652444
I don't know, you tell me.
>>
Looks like we will continue Shattered Planes for now.
>>30652181
When more people will want blord over something else.
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>>30652837
Even some of the oldest cyoas from /tg/ had lewd sprinkled around them it's to be expected. And just because there's rape in a game doesn't mean it can't have a good story. If you look past the underage shit in Lewd Text we came up with some pretty cute characters. I just wish the writefag would tell us when the hell we were playing instead of just starting a game out of the blue.
>>
>>30653008
>Just cause it has lewd doesn't mean it can't have a good story
>immediately brings up a futa foalcon sandbox CYOA
lmao.
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>>30652999
When will you continue?
Nice trips by the way.
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>>30653022
I said looking past the underage shit. If the characters were of legal age it would make for a better game but that doesn't change the fact there's an emotional rollercoaster of a story playing out.
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>>30652847
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>>30653033
In a few days.
Giving a precise date brings bad luck for me, so I'll post a heads-up the day before
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>>30653008
>just because there's rape in a game doesn't mean it can't have a good story
The steak might be delicious, but if it's served on the same plate as a steaming pile of elephant shit then I'm not ordering it.
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>>30653064
>food analogy
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>>30653080
>describing things present in the post you linked
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>>30651188
Oh my god, that scheming bastard. Garey never had affection and care lavished on him before and Angel changed that. We all assumed he was embarrassed by it, but instead he fell in love!
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>>30651770
Yea baby, work it, that's how it's done!
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>>30652444
Nice trips trashcan
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>>30653333
That makes no sense at all.
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>>30653047
In all seriousness, there is more amazing written material in this world than I will ever have a chance to read in my lifetime. Why would I choose to spend time "looking past" major parts of a CYOA that are disgusting to me when I could just read something else. That's a pretty bizarre rationalization.
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>>30653387
What I typed or my headcannon? Angel doated on Garey.
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>>30651188
>Garey has been pretending to care about Horsey so he can push him further away from Angel and step into the gap
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>>30653419
What is that even supposed to mean?
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>>30653788
>>30653791
What does it really mean to run a quest?
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>>30653849
Be 100% motivated everytime you start the updates. No second thoughts about "maybe I'll say I don't feel well today". Never any thoughts of "I guess I'll stop early today" when you don't absolutely have to. Spending the time you're not running thinking about running. Trying to make every session the best session you ever did.
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Frostbitten in about 3 hours give or take.
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>>30652387
Yeah
We were meant to appologize for the spider outburst.
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>>30652381
Ask her if she has any plans for the day.
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>>30654052
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>>30653627
Are you daft?
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>>30652818
>What is this thread's sudden interest in sexual exploration?
Sexuality is a huge part of the human expirence. Plenty of cyoa have it sprinkled in in various amounts and we have always talked about it.
>Or rather, a cartain australian's interest in it.
Oh shut the fuck up. One guy got a little sad that he never got to do it in Darkest Hour and tried to find a replacment, it was mentioned maybe 7 times at most. Only two of that quests players were australian anyway so it most likely is not one.
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>>30653408
Disgust seems an excessively extreme reaction to Foalcon, disturbed sure unnerved maybe but disgust?
Unless you mean you are disgusted by the futa then yeah. I can accept that some people like those things so it's good there is a cyoa for them.
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>>30654406
He is just gonna cry that australian is a generic insult because he can't accept the pushing of that crashed and burnt
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>>30654432
>play a nice slice of life cyoa or...
>...play one about children raping children
Only the mentally ill make the second choice.
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>>30654312
I don't think I have either. What are some other examples of this happening?
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>>30654522
What kind of a retarded question is that. Can you really come up with nothing better to try and get discussion going?
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>>30654545
I am just curious about other examples.
Admitidly it is not useful knowledge but I have nothing better to learn today
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>>30654522
You know I don't think I have either. People normally jump at the chance for a temporary change in perspective.
>>30654554
>I have nothing better to learn today
You could start learning to art.
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>>30654554
You could learn how to come up with better subjects for discussions.
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Son of a bitch miracle died.
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>>30654545
>>30654589
I don't think that was really a discussion question, anons. It had no horse, plus I think he was just asking for his own information.
>>30654522
>What are some other examples of this happening?
We switched from Sharpie to Tally in Dirty Work. We switched around periodically in CurseQuest and only once voted to stay with the same person we were last time (two Lithy in a row). We switched characters a bunch of times in Miracle too. Sometimes even at player suggestion instead of QM option.
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>>30654607
We also just switched perspective to Ava in Broken Hearts.
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>>30654616
>I forgot the quest I submitted a command to half a minute ago
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>>30654607
>reading comprehension
Anon was asking for examples of players thrning down the chance for a perspective shift.
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>>30654628
>I don't think I have either. What are some other examples of this happening?
This could be taken to mean he wanted examples of either.
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>>30654628
You're an idiot.
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>>30654626
Kill yourself passfag.
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>>30654652
You got it this time anon?
Sure you don't want to try again?
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>>30654652
Mine is earlier.
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>>30654335
You ask if she has any plans.
"Robbing a bank or something and beating the tar out of some supers. You know, the usual." She says with a grin.
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>wonders if he should continue Rape Tent
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>>30654768
Ask if you can join her in the bank robbing.does mum have any powers? I am guessing these are characters from super
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>>30654788
Do it. I have the day off and nothing better to do.
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>>30654788
He should continue.
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>>30654788
We should ask each of them how they want to be raped.
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>>30654788
I don't care for rape myself, but you provide a valuable outlet to the RapeAnons. Please continue.
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>>30654798
But then it wouldn't be rape. It would be consent.
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>>30654798
Now something more appropriate would be asking the mares if they had anywhere to be or other plans today.
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>>30654789
You ask if you can join but she just laughs it off.
"Sorry sport but I'd have your first time be something a little lower down. Ah but really, I'm not planning anything for today."anon pls
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>>30654806
Read the quest.
We have multiple rape tools to choose from. We simply ask which mare wants which tool. Nobody wants any of it.
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>>30654829
Then could we do something lower down?
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>>30654789
SUPER
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>>30654891
SEX
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>>30654052
That's monomania, anon'
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>>30654888
You ask if you can do something.
"Maybe when you're older. I don't want to put you at risk while you're still young. Besides, it'll give you time to think about powers."
mom has fire dad is half bug
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>>30654925
LUTHOR
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>>30654942
Ok. I am just gonna go to the arcade with some friends today then (if we don't have friends just say we are going to the arcade)
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>>30654950
Telling her your plans she gives you a hug.
"Well have fun and don't get in trouble."
With that and a few bits in hoof you head out around town for the arcade. You don't see any of your classmates, but as luck would have it you spy Quick and Griz already in there.
They don't notice you though. Probably busy with their game.
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>>30654950
You aren't planning to have the mc steal from the arcade are you.
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>>30655018
Nooooo, I would never dream of it.
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>>30655016
Watch them play.
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>>30654950
i could be ur friend
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>>30655042
I could be your friend also. Wanna go fuck women together?
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>>30655042
I could be your friend too, but I don't want to.
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>>30655028
You sit back for a while watching the two play. They seem to be having fun as they laugh and talk.
And here you are alone. The rest of the class never really interacted with you, Betty or Softy.
After a few minutes Quick spots you and waves at you to come over.
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>>30655064
Head on over.
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>>30655077
You trot on over to the two in the middle of a game of Steel Snail.
"So how's going Chili?" Quick asks, not taking his eyes off the screen.
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>>30655112
Do these guys know we are bad guys?
If so say you are good but annoyed that mum won't allow you to get started in the family buisness yet.
Otherwise just say it's good and challenge them to dance dance revolution.
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>>30655160
"Well my mom won't allow me in the family business yet."
"Yeah she always did seem protective of you. You probably couldn't handle being a vill-" Griz gets elbowed mid-sentence by Quick who takes his turn to speak.
"Why would you want to do something like that anyway? You don't seem the bad type, kinda like your dad."
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>>30655223
I dunno. Maybe I am attracted to my mother and want to impress her.
Maybe by joking that we are nobody will notice we really are.
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>>30655267
Stating your reasoning you just get two quick, confused looks. They might not really care though because they're too busy playing their game. It takes a few seconds but Griz responds.
"I know what you mean...kinda. I think my mom's pretty cool so that's why I snagged that dart gun a while back."
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>>30655317
A dart gun you say?
We should go rob somebody with it
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Resuming Miracle, or, damp boogaloo.
>>30655383
Also Cirquesque
>>30655329
>>30654607
Cirquesque too.
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>>30655360
"A dart gun?"
"Don't get any ideas bucko. Only the Griz can handle such precise equipment."
"Like that time you nearly shot yourself?
"I don't know what you're talking about."
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>>30655445
Then you hold em up and I can help stop an escape attempt.
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>>30655455
"Not a chance! We may have done some really stupid stuff but I ain't about to get arrested for robbery!"
"If your mom doesn't make you her next hunting target first."
Griz glares daggers at Quick.
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>>30655496
Cry.
I just wanna do a crime.
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>>30655517
You begin to get sad that nothing's really working out in your favor. You feel tears starting to well up.
"Man. I just want to do a crime."
Griz looks back at you. "Ah jeez. Don't be such a b-" He's cut short by another elbow to his ribs.
"Chili, my parents said to follow my dreams, so I became the best butt toucher ever. But sometimes you gotta realize your dreams just aren't attainable for a while.
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>>30655517
You're already alive. How many crimes do you need to commit to be satisfied?
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>>30655580
See if the arcade has any vidya where you play a criminal.
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>>30655620
You decide to leave the two be and see if there are any games where you play as a criminal or bad guy.
The answer is no.
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>>30655661
Challenge your friends to dance damce revolution.
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>>30654432
>Disgust is too strong of a reaction to pedophilia.
You've really convinced yourself that huh? I hate to break it to you, but reading the graphic details of child rape is in fact as disgusting to me as reading the graphic details of scat porn. I don't really want to continue this conversation, so I'll just leave you with this passage from Gravity's Rainbow, it probably has some deep meaning for you to take away from it.Thomas Pynchon
“There are two more turds, smaller ones, and when he has eaten these, residual shit to lick out of her anus. He prays that she'll let him drop the cape over himself, to be allowed, in the silk-lined darkness, to stay a while longer with his submissive tongue straining upward into her asshole. But she moves away. The fur evaporates from his hands. She orders him to masturbate for her. She has watched Captain Blicero with Gottfried, and has learned the proper style
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>>30655693
I also have a reaction of disgust to pedoshit and scat, but can I ask that you maybe not post scat smut? Even to make a point. I'm eating here.
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>>30655684
Deciding to take your mind off the matter you challenge them to some DDR. It takes a few minutes for them to end their game but they accept.
Quick steps up first as you pop in a bit. You aren't doing a particularly hard song but it's obvious he's had more experience than you.
After a second round with him Griz goes up. He clearly doesn't care for these kinds of games as you manage to do somewhat better than him.
You're feeling better already!
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>>30655693
Welp. Time to go read Gravity's Rainbow.
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>>30655713
Look around for games the three of you can all play at the same time.
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>>30655716
Oh and thanks for the recommendation.
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>>30653524
Angel's gonna get barbed
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>>30655720
You decide to see if there's anything the three of you can play together around the arcade. And sure enough there is! An old beat em up sits ready and you all hop on.
Gangsters and baddies fall to your mighty hooves as the time ticks on. Some mindless fun for the three of you.
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>>30655815
I guess it's time to head home.
Keep an eye out for theft opportunities.
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>>30655834
With bits running low and the time gone you decide to head home. You say bye to the other two and head back out into town.
You take it slow and look around trying to find any opportunities. Unless you want fruit or to wrestle a saddlebag off someone, it doesn't really look like it's happening.
That's when you spot Mr. Patches. And he's already spotted you.
Maybe you can work on looking more inconspicuous.
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>>30655970
>Mr. Patches
Who?
Maybe I should have read super before doing this.
Then again I don't think I knew it was a super quest when I joined in.
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>>30655983
SUPER
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Introducing Disappointment Quest! The premise is that it contains all of your favorite pone-related topics, but the qm is actually trolling and doesn't intend to run it.
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>>30656024
Combat, foalcon, complex and sometimes wierd magics ala zap apples, zap apples themselves, dragons
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>>30656076
Why are zap apples never fucking in cyoa.
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>>30656024
You mean something with no combat, no lewds, complex and flawed characters, and a sense of humor?
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>>30656093
Because they're incredibly situational and only grow in one specific location
Sweet Apple Acres doesn't really have a reason to appear in most cyoas, anon
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>>30656093
They are native to Everfree. It makes no sense for them to appear in a game that's not in canonical Ponyville/Equestria.
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>>30655988
GAY
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>>30656093
Because you didn't use a question mark. Nice going, anon. Now nobody can ever have zap apples again.
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>>30656110
PUTIN
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>>30656103
What's with the recent push against lewds?
It seems like people are starting to want lewds only in lewd focused cyoa.
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>>30656144
Because of the influx of players who are overly focused on them and clumsy in their attempts to bring them about.
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>>30656144
>>>/db/
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>>30656215
New thread.
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>>30656218
It's page fucking seven.
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>>30656218
>page seven
>image not related to CYOA
>copy and pasted the active thread list without updating it
>added personal rules to ITT
Fuck you. I'll wait for someone who isn't a newfag to make a proper thread on page ten.
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>>30656218
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I'm really interested in this new development in BH. Particularly because Ava is very protective of Cuddle and prone to fits of anger, so I think we stand a good chance of her punching Cuddle's mom in the face.
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>>30656246
Do not shoot the pone.
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>>30656257
I read that image as pone shooting self in despair.
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>>30656243
Yeah. As much as I hate when you fags make new threads because you don't like the art that bullshit rule adding is too much for me. We shall wait for a proper thread.
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>>30656262
Thirded.
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>>30656259
You're reading it wrong. Do not shoot the pone.
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>>30656268
In that case, yeah, do not shoot the pone.
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>>30656277
Real new thread.
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>>30656281
You're not funny.
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>>30656286
I'm not laughing.
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>>30656281
>True page 10
>we're not even on page 10
>no reminder
>that pic
Triggered. Calling the cops right now. Have fun in jail, fucker.
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>>30656286
I think it would have been funny if he did not put the name in and actually waited for page 10. I was going to make the same joke myself.
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>>30656305
Jokes are supposed to be funny.
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>>30656294
So it's bitter angry revenge thread-making?
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>>30656218
I bet iFag did this.
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>>30656316
I bet the guy who made the original thread did it because he's angry.
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>>30656316
Fuck no. I am cancer but I am not that advanced.
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Page 8 freshness: >>30656352
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>>30656357
I hate you so much.
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>>30656333
Ropes are really gross, wonder how earth ponies deal with it, with how often they need to use their mouths to manipulate objects.
Also, running.
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>>30656367
Thank you.
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>>30655712
Yee, sorry about that. I meant to leave a clearer warning.
>>30655716
Good luck, it's an exhausting read, the average sentance is about 2 pages long, and that's not an exaggeration. I'm kind of convinced the whole book is some kind of prank the author pulled on the literary world. It's 1000 pages of stream of conscience purple prose with an extreme taboo breaking passage thrown in here and there to make sure you're paying attention. It's pretty great. Let me know what you thought.
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>>30656397
>Let me know what you thought
Will do.
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>>30656409
Let me know too. I am morbidly curious now.
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>>30656419
Page nine, but you didn't make an asshole joke about a namefag, you didn't forbid anything, and the OP art is quest related.
I'm in.
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>>30656409
Let me know how it ends too.my toilet overflowed when the book was next to it, I only had about 50 pages to go but just accepted that as the ending
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>>30656428
Same can be said of
>>30656357
Oh wait that is just none quest nips art. I see what you mean.
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>>30656452
He also called it "CYOA Dickscussion" and said that Nips art was best art as the reminder. That was made by the guy who keeps angrily complaining that we "all suck Nips dick".
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I believe it is time to start placing your bets. Which CYOA discussion thread will outlive the rest? Who will come out on top as the CYOA discussion thread that we won't actually discuss quests in? Who will die a slow death as an autist bumps it for a week?
Find out now, on I-can't-be-bothered-to-think-up-a-cleaver-tv-show-name!
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>>30656423
It's not bad, it's just not very coherent and occasionally nauseating. It's like one reaaaally long poem. It helps to have a dictionary handy, it's crammed full of GRE words.
The first 40 pages or so are about banana pancakes. The main plot is about the the development of the wunderweapon and WWII non-combat officers..I thimk.. I don't know there's a sex octopus..and that toilet scene from trainspotting was apparently a reference, the same scene is in the book, only slightly different. It becomes a musical at one point...It's magical realism or something.
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>>30656465
>That was made by the guy who keeps angrily complaining that we "all suck Nips dick"
That guy here. I did not make that.
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>>30656502
Well, then someone making fun of you.
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>>30656502
Yes you did.
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>>30656482
I think that >>30656415 will win out. Made on page nine with nothing pissy or that is obviously trying to start shit.
30656352 and 30656277 were both made as fuck yous and 30656215 was made on page seven and tried to regulate discussion.
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>>30656513
It's not really getting any posts though. >>30656215 is shit, but it's actually getting discussion of some sort. All the rest are dead.
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>>30656482
>Who will die a slow death as an autist bumps it for a week?
I was gonna bump the cainart one as you faggots need to learn not to reeee over it but he claimed it was page 10 when it clearly was not.
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>>30656559
It has silly shitposting about sandwiches. The one you're talking about only has people talking about why things suck.
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>>30656613
It was dead when I made that post.
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>>30656497
Here's the first page, the entire book is like that.
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>>30656679
I honestly didn't meant to post that but wish I did.
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>>30656679
>>30656708
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>>30656712
Exactly
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