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General Edition

ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art

List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
List of related content: http://pastebin.com/JfNFvCxZ

Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice

>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997

Remember: We are here forever.

Previous Thread: >>30611152
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>>30624081
hnnnngg
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First for using your enemies weapons is cultural appropriation.
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>>30624116
Wait shit I mean second fuck
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>>30624116
that's retarded. if something works better than your current weapon, or you don't have a weapon, or you need more weapons you're gonna use whatever you got around you.
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Will Gar ever score?
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>>30624125
Anon, I think you might have an issue with recognizing humor. I didn't even think it was a funny joke but at least I could tell that it was supposed to be one.
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>>30624148
he already did.
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>>30624083
Why?
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>>30624245
Because I felt like it. I have never done so before but for some reason I felt a mighty need to do so here.
I really think you guys should learn to just fucking ignore the Cainart ops though. The last thread to have one was more doomsaying over the apparent cancer in the thread then actual cancer.
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>>30624257
You are as transparent as you are autistic.
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>>30624268
Please shut up. He was asked a question and gave an answer. Let's leave it at that.
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>>30624244
Something's off about this bat
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>>30624293
Looks fine to me.
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>>30624324
Well that image does not have a problem
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>>30622090
>>30622106
Nebula did have a lot of sex. Kind of sad we did not get more chance for the mc to take it in the anus.
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>>30624359
What other male cyoa characters enjoy it up the butt?
See I said other so you can't meme rust bucket
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>>30624359
>more chances
So he did take it up the ass multiple times?
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>>30624438
Once.
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>>30624505
Granted it was a dildo. He ain't no fag. I think everybody on that ship was a homosexual, His two girlfriends would sometimes make out for his pleasure but not really for themselves and there were a couple of times they helped out with the fucking of the other.
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>>30624515
*everybody on that ship was a hetrosexual.
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>>30624519
*everybody on that ship was a pansexual.
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>>30624526
*everybody on that ship was a asexual
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>>30624534
everybody on that ship was intersexual.
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>>30624543
*everybody on that ship was an attack helicoptor
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>>30624548
*everybody on that ship was tied into an equine centipede.
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>>30624569
*everybody on that ship was a crystal gem
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>>30624574
Rust universe when?
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>>30624577
So Sai and Star Bright would be the full blooded gems.
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>>30624581
Would Rust cry at everything like steven does?
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>>30624589
Whenever something goes wrong he would blame himself and/or swear.
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>>30624592
I always liked the blaming himself stuff. It was a strong consistent part of his character while never overtaking the character completely.
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I have a question for Nebula and I suppose Outcasts players. I know there was some twist that a character was a changeling and it went over poorly but is Pluto bad at twists in general or was it just that one?
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>>30624618
The rest of the twists were fine.
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>>30624618
About half the playerbase did not like Anatolii but the other half did.
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>>30624632
I really don't think that counts as a twist.

Also at least some of the folk who did not like him mostly just thought it was too late to introduce a new character.
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>Players:
What do you think is the hardest part about QM'ing?

>QMs:
What do you think is the hardest part about QM'ing?
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>>30624648
>What do you think is the hardest part about QM'ing?
Convincing yourself you are good enough.
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>>30624657
Player or QM?
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>>30624659
It's obviously Bath.
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>>30624648
Honestly and at risk of sounding like an ass, interacting with this general. For more reasons than I care to count now.
More seriously, characherizing the MC, by far.
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>>30624263
>Depicting whispen as small
Heresy
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>>30624682
Once again, /cyoa/ has proven that cyoa would be better of without /cyoa/.
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https://pastebin.com/hbbmyUpg

New M&M pastebin in case people missed it
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>>30624734
Let this thread die. Let new people make a nee thread a week, a month from now with a new culture. Current one is so stale.
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>>30624737
I want to touch that butt
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Twilight did nothing wrong.
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>>30624648
Running. And running.
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Hey /cyoag/! I know how to start shit in 1 minute!
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Green bird is best
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Active threads

Genequest: >>30576048
Week Long Vacation: >>30608560
Slave: >>30593351
Last Chance: >>30592692
Landfall: >>30576982
Kingdom Hearts: >>30524879
Lewd Text: >>30582541
Aimless Text: >>30589337
Shittily Drawn: >>30525038
Shattered Planes: >>30504932
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>>30625093
It's like a lot of quests finished and a whole new bunch started. Quite a few new titles in the list and not so many of the "usual suspects".
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>>30625138
Genequest: 8 months old
Week Long Vacation: 2 months and 7 days old
Slave: a year old
Nebula: 7 months old
Landfall: 11 months
Kingdom Hearts: 7 months
Lewd pony text adventure: a month and a half
Aimless Text: a week old
Shittily Drawn: 3 fucking years and 3 months
Shattered Planes: 5 and a half months

There are only 2 real new quests there.
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>>30625165
For some reason it seems like a rather new list I mean. Of course it's not all new quests.
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>>30625179
Maybe it's just because some familiar titles aren't in there anymore.
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A bit sad to see Nebula go as well. With it over, there are only two SciFi quests. Space Hunter being the only quest out there about space now. Of course, that depends if Space Bug ever comes back from his family emergency.

>>30624359
>>30624412
Hunter from Space Hunter definitely loves to take it up the butt a lot more. Multiple times.
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>>30625205
what's the other one
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CYOA fillies when?
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>>30625362
I need to invent a CYOA filly, never did that one.
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>>30625362
This is technically foals but still.
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>>30625336
GeneQuest
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>>30625392
Just make a choosie fille
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>>30625429
A+ scrunch, would boop again.
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>>30625392
What's the concept?
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>>30625561
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>>30625587
Nice work, solid anatomy.
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>>30625398

Foal = young horse
Filly = young female horse
Colt = young male horse

I get confused sometimes, that's just for anyone else that also has a hard time with simple horse concepts.
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>>30625587
I noticed some small anatomy issues, I hope you don't mind redlining.
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>>30625855
She's one of them long fillers
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>>30625587
Is this Rust Bucket art?
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Uh oh. Sorry Pleeny, but I forgot to bump Shattered Planes.
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>>30626028
I'M FREE

For around a week I guess
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>>30626051
You didn't do much work anyway
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Pleeny has a little weenny
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>>30624727
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>>30625861
Good for you, it's important to stick to your original vision.
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This QM is actually pretty ok
>>30616442
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>>30626388
>Anon quest
>No direction
I give it two days before we rape and/or kill a pony, the guards come after us, then we die.
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>>30626388
I gave it a chance, but anon was yanking on his dick by the second post so I dropped it pretty soon thereafter. Plus they picked guns as his special talent.
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>>30626535
>>30626486
Well yea, same here. It's just that I thought the QM did a decent job with what they had to work with. The writing was better than I expected it to be. I don't necessarily mind the first come first serve thing as long as the QM allows for a very loose interpretation.

Also, given the state of things here and all over the board, our player pool isn't what it used to be
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>>30626388
>>30626486
>>30626535
>>30626681
Anyways, that seemed like a new QM testing the waters and U wanted to throw some encouragement their way because I felt like they weren't total shit. I think they should keep it up until they find something that works for them, though taking some advice wouldn't hurt.
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>>30625861
How's this?
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>>30626915
Her dad fugged a dachshund, didn't he?
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>>30626535
The fuck is wrong with shooting faggot?
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>>30627329
Nothing inherently, but it happens not to appeal to me as a CYOA element. Plus in the past it has had a tendency to attract a certain subset of players that I am not always at ease with.

Tl;dr
>The fuck is wrong with shooting faggot?
Nothing, it just isn't for me, faggot.
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>>30623045
Because it's true.
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>>30627846
>taking bait that obvious
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>>30627860
>taking bait that obvious
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>>30627870
>responding to someone who took bait that obvious to tell him that he took obvious bait
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>>30627898
>taking bait that obvious.
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>>30627898
>responding to someone who responded to someone who took bait that obvious to tell him that he took obvious bait
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>>30624081
Waaaait a second.
Why is it labeled cyoa general? I suppose that is what we are.
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>>30627913
>>30627915
>>30627927
>taking bait that obvious.
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>>30627938
>telling people they took bait
You played yourself.
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>>30627846
Wrong.
We have never ever had an artist as bad as Warlock. I bet even Coltshan could do a better job.
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>>30627944
>taking bait that obvious.
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Are there or have there ever been any Rune Factory type quests?
Where you kind of have a purpose, and theres a story, but you can pretty much just decide to ignore all that in favor of being a humble farmer, and settling down with the mare/stallion of your choice?
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>>30627947
>placing bait that obvious
Nobody that has ever seen Lunamann will ever fall for that.
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>>30627955
Also, sorry about my lack of question horse, I'm running out of space on my meager ard drive and deleting one horse so I can use a fresh horse gets annoying
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>>30627980
Then don't use a fresh horse.
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>>30628009
But if I don't use a fresh horse, then the one I use might stink up the place!
She hasn't showered today.
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>>30628009
Not him but that leads to far too much recognizability. And unlike all the bitching about grammar it is something that can be helped.
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>>30628016
I disagree. I have see people other than me use the same horses with the same names. I know better than to assume.
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>>30628012
Then give her a bath first. You don't need to throw them away and buy a new horse every time. Abandoned poners are less likely to find a new home then fresh baby poners.
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>>30628038
I've been a terrible poner owner
I only hope she can forgive me
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>>30628016
I disagree.
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>>30628041
She won't. She will have a future of hardship and strife on the streets, and it's all your fault.
You're disgusting.
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>>30628052
I guess the only right thing to do at this point is kill myself.
See y'all in about ten minutes.
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>>30628063
Alright, bye.
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>>30628066
All right, the jump didn't take nearly as long as I though it would, but I can safely say that I am now a spooky ghost.
God said I've been consigned to dwell in this thread until /cyoag/ stops being shit, and then maybe I can get into heaven.

That being said, are there any smiles you'd like to protect, /cyoag/? Pure, sweet cinnamon rolls you'd like to see grow up healthy and strong?
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>>30628063
>See y'all in about ten minutes.
I get it. This place is so fantastic heaven is a return to it.
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>>30628111
Yes.
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>>30628111
Someone in one of the depressing and confusing Cammy quests. I'm not going to lower my odds by picking anyone specific.
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>>30628130
>>30628135
alright, new question.
The worst possible thing that could contextually happen to them just happened and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop it.

What is that thing?
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>>30628149
>reading comprehension
I already said they were in a Cammy quest.
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>>30628179
Doh ho ho
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>>30628149
Basil just got her mind wiped by bugs again.
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>>30628149
Maybe another Existential crisis without us being there to help him.
Existential crisis may not be the right term, but I can't remember the name of that other term, if it exists.
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>>30628179
For real though, it feels like the good parts of cammy's quests happen on accident.
His writing is atrocious, and he's bad at writing coherent stories, and that's coming from someone that enjoys Miracle.

Oh, here's an opportunity for another question horse!
What's the worst thing that a QM you like does, and what's the best thing a QM you dislike/are indifferent to does?

And do you have any advice for them on improving, regardless of which you picked?
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>>30628222
>What's the worst thing that a QM you like does
>Warlock.
Gee I wonder
>what's the best thing a QM you dislike/are indifferent to does
Circus quest is fun
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>>30628222
>What's the worst thing that a QM you like does,
Abandon his players without saying anything.
>and what's the best thing a QM you dislike/are indifferent to does?
Not abandoning his players without saying anything.

>And do you have any advice for them on improving, regardless of which you picked?
Don't abandon your players without saying anything. It's rude, and hurts my feelings.
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>>30628149
Get a Hail character out of Hail.
I really like Cammy quests but Hail brings out the worst in him.
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>>30628231
Well, okay anon, I know what you wanted to say, and maybe aren't saying it because you're worried someone might get mad at you, but maybe you could be a bit more in-depth?

Also, what about Circesque is fun to you?
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>>30628222
>What's the worst thing that a QM you like does
Be to poor to run on a regular schedule.
>what's the best thing a QM you dislike/are indifferent to does?
Never stop trying to be less shit than he totally is.

>do you have any advice for them on improving, regardless of which you picked?
Get a better job.
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>>30628262
>>30628237

You know, this would probably work better if you specified who you were talking about, like >>30628231
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>>30628270
It doesn't matter who I'm talking about. They know who they are.
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>>30628239
Even Cammy knows he fucked up hail.
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>>30628280
If you must know, I meant the black guy and the young guy.
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>>30628307
I don't really care.
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>>30628307
...Mora and Cain?
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>>30628222
I really don't feel it's fair to measure my current skill with Miracle. Maybe with the side-miniquest-reboot-thingy.
>>30628135
So someone from Miracle? There's a lot of variation between my long running quests.
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>>30628614
I was simply saying I enjoy Miracle in spite of your bad writing.
I gave Hail a shot, but as many have said, its a lot of your worst aspects of qming balled up into one quest.
And Circesque is better writing wise, but feels like a whole lot of nothing in regards to things to do.
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>>30628645
Yeah, tired and all, reading comprension's not at it's best. Going to bed now.
Regarding Miracle, I am glad you like it- QMing has been a pretty wild ride and I don't regret taking it.
Hail, I am very probably dropping-- not planning to resume it this month at least, maybe another short Terracota spinoff sometime.
And Cirquesque, does it really? Sometimes I worry that I am actually giving my players too much to juggle, right now they are preparing for the worm in like five different ways at once, trying to get enough money to be comfortable, and Twilight wants them to get into a library too.
Thanks for the critique, it's always appreciated.
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who's a pretty pony?
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>>30628952
Is it Lenna?
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>>30628962
No that is a ugly pony
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>>30629051
No, she is a pretty pony.
And very smart!
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>>30629061
Ugly and dumb like your mum
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>>30629074
My mum may be ugly and dum, but lenna is a very pretty pony.
Almost as pretty as Goldheart!
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Is this the new ''Ya es hora''?
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>>30628962
That's a stupid name
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>waiting to play quest
>see new posts on tab
>theyre all bumps
just play the quest already fuck
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>>30629334
Its not polite to make fun of names, anon.
You might upset her.

What about her friend, Ghost Scribe?
He's a pretty cool dude, isn't he?
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>>30629398
He has a dumb name too. I bet your name is dumb as well, and that's why you like them so much.
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>>30629376

Are you a bad enough dude, to stop the unstoppable Smooze?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJXWNV2wGu4
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>>30629416
But nothing can stop the Smooze.
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>>30629425
Except weed smoking degenerates.
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>>30629398
It's okay. Definitely better than hers.
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aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>30629741 A new quest about tents and raping mares.
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>>30629694
the lab is open
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>>30629768
Snootless abomination.
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>>30630033
Update.
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>>30629416
Even ponies of terrible moral fiber are better as bats.
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>>30629878
You take that back, he is a pure and sweet cinnamon roll who we will build for fug in a matter of weeks
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Hey CYOA, I was wondering...uh..do..you like.....um....... stuff and things?
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>>30631086
>things
>ever
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>>30631093
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>>30631095
Fuck off.
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>>30631131
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>>30631132
You gotta sell your CYOA man, what happened to the quips? Kids today.
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>>30628191
Basil's mind is full of traumatic memories of abuse and neglect. She hasn't even been on that boat that long. She'd only lose a couple good memories compared to like a million bad ones. Would it even be that bad for her? No, there is nothing wrong with completely erasing that bugs mind.

Let the hive have her. The hive will give her peace. The hive will give her happiness. The hive will take away all of your pain. The hive will give you peace. The hive gives good bugs who join the hive nectar milkshakes and shell polishings. The hive has a bumper pool table
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I ship Holiday Special with Horsey McGee!
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>>30631224
but they're both superhomos
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>>30631264
The strength of their individual homosexes cancels out and makes them super straight.

It's basic mathematics
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>>30631098
LEL ebin top-maymay there m80 :^)
Coltquest has been here longer than any of you summerfags, so you fuck off!
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Billies?
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>>30631536
no
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We need more thicc griffs
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>>30631713
I agree.
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Urban Survival 2: The Rise of the Roasties
When?
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>>30631755
But who were the roasties?
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>>30631769
Ast is their secret ruler
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>>30631776
Nuh uh, she a pure
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>>30631795
Pure sloot
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New episodes when?
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I need ideas. Ideas for future durnkquests.
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Come to the new wide open skies! Where we have cookies!
>>30632110
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>>30632128
You are pone and you've lost your snoot.
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>>30632128
You are a snoot and you've lost your pone.
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>>30632128
You are a breezie but it's the future and in the future, breezies fly pony-sized ships to protect themselves.
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>>30632128
(ง°ل͜°)ง
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>>30632128
don't
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I'm liking this quest so far Pluto
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>>30582121
>Who's interested in a Rugrats type of quest where you play a foal of either gender who does baby things and has baby adventures?
I am
>Would you play if lewd things happened to you?
Probably.
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>>30624081
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>>30632895
>Eight whole days

That's really pushing the limits anon
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>>30582121
>Who's interested in a Rugrats type of quest where you play a foal of either gender who does baby things and has baby adventures?
Maybe
>Would you play if lewd things happened to you?
Fuck no.

>>30582308
>>30582632
Why would you deny yourself a fun thing just because it could have been an unfun thing?
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>>30632970
Looks like the first guy has concerns something semi related would somehow sneak in and the second guy is just mad.
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>>30582121
>Who's interested in a Rugrats type of quest where you play a foal of either gender who does baby things and has baby adventures?
Sure
>Would you play if lewd things happened to you?
Also sure
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>>30582121
>Who's interested in a Rugrats type of quest where you play a foal of either gender who does baby things and has baby adventures?
meh
>Would you play if lewd things happened to you?
Absolutely.
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>Wanting to have a baby get sexed
Y'all are a bunch of creeps and I hope you go to jail.
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>>30633164
I agree.
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Cute Fillies Playing Chess CYOA when?

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>>30633164
This.

Also, on a completely unrelated topic that has no bearing on anything, do you know what I hate?

Poorly done samefagging.
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>>30633238
E4
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>>30633164
>Not wanting to have a baby get sexed
You are a faggot and I hope you go to poor taste jail.
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Anyone know what happened to Forgotten Faces?
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>>30633416
I think there was some talk about it in the previous thread.
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>>30633416
he gave up on ponies because he wanted to be a scaly artist
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>>30633462
but he's not just a scaly artist, he draws ponies
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>>30633416
>Forgotten Faces
More like Forgotten Feces, am I right? LOL
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>>30633475
Not as often as lizards.
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>>30633486
Ebin meme my good sir.
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>>30633527
where are the proofs?
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>>30633462
Link?
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>>30633652
>>
Rape Tent CYOA died.

Where did the QM go? Did they think the CYOA was a mistake? Did they not care much for it? Was it just a test?
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>>30633711
It certainly sounds like a mistake.
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What the fuck is going on in open skies?
We want to cut our hair so we can regrow it in the exact same style but less messy and anon is sperging out that we want to change it.
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>>30633556
In secret club's art channel.
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>>30633888
>MC look like a trap
>someone is bitching about cutting our mane and tail
Well if you don't see the problem then someone need to spell it out for you.
You attracted the trap fags, so now you have the one or more faggots who want the MC to look how they want them to look and will get angry at small changes.
I hope you enjoy gay sex scene that he/them will drag everyone into.
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>>30633888
The wierd thing is he is not even the one who suggested trapness. The guy who did is perfectly fine with a temporary haircut.
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>>30633932
I fucking suggested the trap and I have no idea what his problem is.
Nobody wants to change it. We just want to regrow it.
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>>30633932
It should be noted it is only mild trapness. He might look feminine but he will never be mistaken for a mare.
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>>30633888
Alright. Seems he thinks we will decide not to grow it back.
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>>30633971
So we got an idiot who think everyone want to change the character after a simple mane and tail cut.
He is likely from derpyboruu.
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It's time for a game!
Describe a QM while also describing their favorite poni.

I'll start with an easy one Top Cunt
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>>30634334
hates their sister
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>>30634334
What's warlocks favorite pony?
Pluto?
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>>30634334
Enjoys ass play.
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>>30634334
Is it Inept?
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>>30634389
ye
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>>30634394
Neato. What do I win?
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>>30634406
the same thing you win after a quest is completed
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>>30634412
A brief feeling of happiness followed by an empty feeling in my heart and an increase in destructive tendencies as I try and fail to find something to fill the void it left behind?
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>>30633164
I agree. I would also like to add a please consider suicide.
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>>30634432
I still want something to replace the sexual discovery we might have gotten in Darkest Hour.
Granted there would not have been much as the war left little time for fucking but we might have managed a bit of stuff.
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>>30634445
Ok.
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>>30634445
Wait I thought that was just a joke.
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>>30634456
It's all a joke. It's all one big joke.
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>>30634469
lik ur life lmao
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>>30624737
Gisela X Blitz is still OTP
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>>30634377
Coco?
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>>30634532
No, I was actually describing myself and Muffins.
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>>30634548
>Muffins
Kill yourself.
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>>30634564
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>>30634564
>>30634573
I propose a compromise.
Derpy "Muffins" Hooves.
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>>30634579
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So hows that farming quest?
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>>30634635
Still in the prologue.
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>>30634635
We crippled.
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>>30634760
What ither cyoa poners are cripples?
Are any if those mcs?
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>>30634798
Starting early, running late.
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>>30621882
Eh. Darkest Hour was a perfect storm. I don't see that shit happening again.
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Have any cyoa featured zap apple jam?
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>>30634948
If by "Zap Apple Jam" you mean "rape" then yes.
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>>30634948
Maybe wide open skies will have something similarly out there and wierd magic.
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>>30634476
ha, gotteem!
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>>30634635
Seems promising. Extremely ill fiting cutie mark though. I guess the votes for the other one came in too late.

Other then that it seems good.
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Heres a fun game /cyoa/. Go to this website and find a product a cyoa poner of your choice would purchase.
http://www.popartdecoration.com
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>>30635315
Stop deleting you're shit, buttlord

Personally I think Gilded Lily would get a kick out of this. No substitute for an actual dragons head, but its something.
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Okay, so this isn't really a question that demands a question horse, but does anyone here read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
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>>30635405
Maybe.
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>>30635405
As this is a question of fact rather than an attempt to start discussion, I will respond despite the absence of horse.

Yes.

>>30634789
This is also a question of fact and not a discussion prompt. The answer is yes. Cold File, crippled wing. Also Cough Syrup if you consider congenital chronic illness to be crippling.

>>30635315
>discussion prompt, no horse
Delet this.
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>>30635405
Shut up mora
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>>30635413
>>30635442
Good enough for me. Let's get extra autistic in here.

All right buttwads, pick a character from any quest thats been run in the last year.
If you haven't read a quest in the last year,than get the fuck out, you have no place here just use your favorite character from any quest.

Now, pick a band you think that character would . Now pick your favorite song by that band. Got it? Good.

Your character now has a [STAND], a metaphysical manifestation of their willpower. Its abilities are dependant on your characters personality, and can be just about anything.
Describe its abilities and appearance, as well as give it stats, based on Destructive Power, Range, Durability, Speed, Precision, and Learning Potential.
Rank these stats from A(best) to E(worst).

Its a special kind of autism that can do all this patiently, but I think it could be fun.

>>30635452
Nah, I'm good.
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>>30635467
That started to be too much work about halfway through.
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>>30635480
I agree.
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>>30635480
You have time, I'm sure. I don't see anything else happening in this shitstained thread.
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>>30635467
Modest Mouse and Flo. Dashboard.

Probably something boat or water related.
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>>30635480
I agree with the statement you have just made.
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>>30635467
Rivet Burst, The Offspring, Divide by Zero, giant mechanical death machines that cause horrific explosions, Destructive Power A, Range C, Durability C, Speed D (because this shit takes time to make), Precision E (because aiming is for quitters), and Learning Potential B (because you can always make bigger and better mechanical horrors).
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>>30635520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asDlYjJqzWE
Is this it?
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>>30635528
Yes. And the video has the exact sort of shit she would build. Didn't realize you wanted links to the music.
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>>30635467
Let me thing what might fit Lyra from LyraQuest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
Dschinghis Khan - Moskau. Because why not?
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>>30635467
>Pick a character
Okay

>Pink a band
Yep

>Jojoshit
Shut up, Mora.
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>>30635467
Here, I'll do one too.

Cuddle Bug
Stand Name: Owner of a Lonely Heart
Stand Ability: The ability to redirect negative emotions onto the user, usually manifesting as pity or self hate, but always nullifying all other negative emotions of those in the range of her stand

Destructive Power:E
Range: A (10 Meters)
Durability:E
Speed:E
Precision:C
Learning Potential:A (You can always learn to handle your emotions a little better)

See? Fun!

>>30635533
That wasn't me, and I don't, but you can if you want. Why not, right?

>>30635549
Fuck you mate, its good shit.
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>>30635555
if the range is A, it needs to be greater then 10 meters.
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>>30635467
>Now, pick a band you think that character would
Would what
WOULD WHAT
WHAT DID YOU SEE?
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>>30635565
You.
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>>30635302
Yeah it's really odd that he went with that mark. It is going to be a massive pain in the ass for anybody interested in drawing fanart.
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>>30635561
The ranking conventions are really inconsitent, since Star platinum has a B rank with a range of 2 meters, but King crimson has an E rank for the same range.

Ten meters is like thirty feet anyway, innit? Range works in diameter anyway, so thats an A if ever I saw it.
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>>30635581
Well, Echoes has a range of like fifty meters, so, I dunno.
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>>30635467
Dandy Rump
Stand Name: Viva Namida
Stand Ability: his ability would be similar to Crimson King's ability Time Erasure, or Killer Queen's Bite the Dust. Where as Crimson King erases time (what the fuck does that even?) and Killer Queen reverses time (with the exception of the user being unaware of what happened), Viva Namida and it's stand user will retain their memories.
His stand will look like a ponified version of the guy with the glasses and suit. Or the Spacer verison. Either doesn't matter as they're both equally neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI9aye8uTCk

Destructive Power: D
Range: C
Durability: A
Speed: C
Precision: C
Learning Potential: B/Inept

How's this?
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>>30635721
Thats real fuckin cool my dude, good job.
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>>30635405
I watched parts one and two on the anime.
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>>30635745
Eh, thats fine. Who do you think would be good at using the Ripple?
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>>30635749
Jolly Joice
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>>30635749
Rust Bucket
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>>30635749
Feather Storm
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>>30635721
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>>30635760
That's a good point.
Do you think she could use her Chi and the ripple at the same time?
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>>30635791
Her Chipple?
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>>30635721
>>30635738
I agree.
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>>30635760
Would she be able to conduct hamun through her feathers and throw them?
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>>30635749
Hpa
That computer concentration bro.
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>>30635467
「TECHNOLOGIC」
fuck if I know anything else
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>>30635847
Stand User: Zero
Stand Name: [Technologic]
Stand ability: the ability to take any object, person, or even other stands, and turn them into data. This data can be stored, altered, converted into something new, or even erased from existence completely, but the more complex the process, and the larger/more complex the object, the longer the action takes to perform

Destructive Power: A
Range:E
Durability:B
Speed:Varies
Precision:D
Learning Potential: A
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>qm retcons the rape scene
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>>30636276
Lewd Text Adventure?
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It's like a hurricane, but it's sticky purple and sings.
>>30636292
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>>30636276
This would saden me if it ever happene
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>>30636311
I really aught to catch up on this but I can't seem to bring myself to read any cyoa I am not actively playing the last few months. I have fallen behind on almost everything and I can't seem to get the motivation back.
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>>30636301
What?
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>>30636276
Reminds me of this porn bejeweled game I played once where for some reason the writers turned them mc into a total asshole when you fuck the loli. All nice and normal for the buildup and then she asks you to stop because you are going too rough and you fucking rape her.
It was such a huge fucking mood whiplash, not even a case of its not really rape. She literately says you raped her.
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>>30636325
Your D key doesn't work very well.
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>>30636353
Oh yeah fuck that bullshit.
They also removed all the cgs with a flat chest.
Granted that was because they had a vote system in place to separate out what art people did and did not like rather then any moralfaggotry but it was still a shame.

I pumped altogether too much money into that game and I am ashamed off it.
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>>30636378
Was it Hunie Pop?
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>>30636385
No, Pussy Saga.
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>>30636402
That game where I keep getting ads with on paheal?
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>>30636417
Possibly.
It's not very good, the date levels are fucking bullshit because of score decreasing matches but the sex levels are kind of fun.
The most bullshit part though is you have to spend real money to get more slots to save all the cgs you earn.
I think they are all on e-hentai though.
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>>30636436
Found it
https://e-hentai.org/g/915366/1681a05cac/
Not sure why the tags say urination, vomit and scat. Must be late game content.
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>>30636464
More recent one
https://e-hentai.org/g/1083298/f6c7ae5abc/
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>>30636353
I should clarify. The image reminds me of that. Not reconing.
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>>30636378
on positive impact of the vote system I think they redid all the beach chicks mediocre art.
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>>30636464
I think scat may just refer to the art chick aparently sticking paint up her ass and pushing it out.
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>>30636498
I think the vomit is just one cg as well.
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I wish I could :misty: at this whole conversation.
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>>30635467
too late
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>>30636551
>:misty:
Is this some facebook thing?
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>>30636570
It's a discord thing.
>>30636551
Kill yourself sekritfag
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>>30636551
You can always use full strength Mistys
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>>30636551
>>30636696
It hurts.
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>>30624737
Pirate Quest with Gisela When Hero?
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>>30636551
>>30636696
>>30637392
>tfw no golden misty
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Miracle and Cirquesque tomorrow, hopefuly.
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>>30637468
Yay Miracle.
I should get reading the rest of it ready for when the side quest finishes.

What about Hail?
Nah I know it's dead and we are better for it.
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>>30637575
Then why ask if you know it's dead.
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>>30637578
I fucked up. I was meant to say nah i'm joking.
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P is for penis
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>>30624081
Who's this cutie?
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>>30633164
>>30633185
>>30633248
>>30634443
Fuck off back to Tumblr, jesus christ. I don't even care for this and I still say you're acting like a bunch of cocksuckers over this.
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>>30637644
This.
Foalcon has always been a part of cyoa for years
And a friendly reminder that your beloved nips draws porn more fucked up then most of our other foalcon put together.
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>>30637678
>nips draws porn more fucked up then most of our other foalcon put together.
[citation needed]
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>>30637680
Have you fucking seen what he does with Pinatas?
I love his art but anybody bitching about Fic while giving Nips a free pass are gigantic fucking hypocrites.
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>>30637680
Have you ever fucking looked at his art?
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>>30637824
Don't you hate it when old people go all vague when answering your questions?
Running at a slow pace.
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>>30637636
No one important
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>>30637468
Cirquesque is still weird to say. For me.
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Is there a quest about ponies in the post-early stages of space travel, where they can go places but it's still a challenge to some degree?
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>>30638326
Like Fire Fly?
>>
Is there a quest about cute ponies doing cute pony things?
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>>30638376
Probably even a bit earlier than that.
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>>30638414
There aren't any cyoa's I can think of that happen in that time period
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>>30638446
Why not?
>>
Durnkquest what?
>>
Drnukquest who?
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Boy Lis is such a lazy fuck with no redeemable qualities.
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>>30638596
Shut up, Lis.
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>>30638596
I agree. I especially hate how he hammers a joke long past the point where it is dead.
>>
>>30638326
>tfw space is always post artificial gravity and you never get to see zero g hoofy kicks
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>>30638519
Because they don't exist?
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>>30638623
Okay?
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>>30638623
Why not?
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>>30637680
I came here to laugh at you.
>>
>you are a changeling
>proud and noble race
>the sole purpose of you is to make your queen happy and get love
>but the thing is, you're like, antsized or maybe some bigger
>The task for you is to get love, because colony is hurting
>poor queen has nothing, and you all starve
>what do?
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>>30638682
Ride a puppy into town and soak up the love ponies have for small cute things.
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The biggest small mares are ten times more likely to end up in jail then the smallest big mares
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>>30638726
But the biggest small mares are the same as the smallest big mares. They're called average mares.
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Hey.
Frostbitten might happen on Thursday for a bit.
Probably for as long as last time's thread or shorter. I'm not sure on the specific time but if I can get running I'll try my best.
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>>30638754
Small mares and bigg mares have different bone structure
>>
The skies are clear today.
>>30638785
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>>30638791
no they aren't
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>>30638596
It might be time to stop Anon. The joke is kill and people want it to stop, as you can see here:
>>30638615
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>>30638864
>replying with trip
You seem to love the bullying.
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>>30638878
Fuck off lis
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>>30638882
No, fuck you, Lis.
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>>30638864
Leave Lis alone. He has done nothing wrong.

>>30638878
>>30638882
>>30638885
Fuck off, Lis. You fag.
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>>30638889
Lis, fuck you. I know I'm not Lis, so you have to be Lis. You or >>30638882.
Probably >>30638882 but still fuck off.
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>>30638889
Fuck off, Lis.
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What does Lis become, when he turns 30?
a Lisard
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>>30638912
Linkeh pls.
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>>30638915
Who is this handsome and talented stud called "Linkeh" you're talking about?
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>>30638912
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I want linkpone to step on me
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Hey /cyoa/!
What 80s songs do you like?
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>>30638935
Too many to list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaMcsKtBDwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdKNlGfkyhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NYiOHGapRk
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>>30638779
Uh oh, we got some competition for cainart, better watch out guys.
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>>30638378
Too many.
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>>30638615
Agreed.
>>
>>30638682
Set out on a journey across the ocean to seek new sources of love.
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>>30639037
On one hand, this made me laugh out loud. On the other hand, in about ten hours you're going to start getting angry replies every fifteen minutes.
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>>30638920
you
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>>30639240
The timezones are in your head and always have been.
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>>30639270
That's pretty paranoid.
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>>30639252
This is amazing! What does that strapping lad usually do?
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>>30639270
Most concepts relating to time are purely in our heads.
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>>30639270
I trust my eyes more than a random anon.
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>>30639678

That's paranoid.
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>>30639759
It would be paranoid if I was assuming it. I'm not. I'm noticing it.
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>>30639774
That's rather paranoid.
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>>30639790
If you say so. All I know is it happens way more when I'm asleep.
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>>30640143
Broken Hearts is up.
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Cirquesque's up.
>>30640409
MIracle going up in a bit.

>>30638309
I pronounce it sirkeske.
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And Miracle's up:
>>30640502
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>>30637644
>>30637678
Friendly reminder, telling pedos to fuck off has also been a part of CYOA for years. Most just don't bother anymore, it's the old sure fire way to cause a bunch of reeeee, and no one wants that, do we?
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>>30640680
Personally I don't even mind the reeee pedo shit. I just hate that Nips gets a free pass despite drawing the worst of it.
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>>30638659
Hi Nips!
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>>30640693
>drawing the worst of it
[Citation needed]
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>>30640693
The better the art, the more people are willing to put up with anon.
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>>30640706
Not him but nips art ain't really that great.
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>>30640719
That's subjective, but you're still an idiot.
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>>30638864
It's not me, I would assume it was me, but it's not, just fyi..cursequestwhen?
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>>30640693
I get what you're saying, I just got nostalgic and was there at the right time to post a "fuck off" to coltquest. It's not fair to do it just to them, but memes make monsters of us all.
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>>30640788
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>>30640864
>memes make monsters of us all
I suppose they do.
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>>30640693
I don't believe that for a second. Fic had his mc fucking gang raped by zebras.
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>>30640962
Gee scoob. I wonder why CQfags are so touchy about people making incorrect statements about their quest.
I don't even play it and I know the zebra orgy was consensual.
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Time is running out for your family. What will you do, as Give and Take continues...?
>>30640861
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>>30640443
hi
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I wish I had even an ounce of Nips' talent for art. Man, my poners would be so lewd... I feel like I let my players down when I can't art for shit.
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>>30641033
Personally I would be happy with even an ounce of Warlocks talent.
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>>30640962
I'm starting to understand why some of us ColtQuestfags are so quick to defend the quest. That never happened.
Even if it had Nips work is far more fucked up.
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>>30641222
I have yet to see any examples of this suppised fucked up nips work.
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>>30641231
https://www.derpibooru.org/search?q=artist%3Anips
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>>30641231
>That pic of the mare getting anally raped all the way through her body with the tentacle coming out bloody on the other side
>That series of pics of the miner pony being raped by the Diamond Dog

Just look it up on derpi you chucklefuck
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>>30641248
>the fucking piñatas
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>>30641243
I apologize, I should have done my own research before running my mouth.

Jesus fucking christ I am never complaining about ColtQuest again.
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>>30641248
>not fapping to minerpone getting cocksleeved
I'm not sure but I think you might be gay.
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>>30641507
Oh, I fapped. I'm just saying it's kinda fucked.
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I don't think I like this museum headsets don't work because ava is a ling stuff. I was really looking forward to the info dumps.
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>>30641550
Is it really worth an info dump if it adds almost nothing to the story, though?
The museum kinda just felt like an unnecessary slowdown.
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>>30641562
Museum visits a best.
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>>30641562
I was also looking forward to the museum info dumps. In fact, everyone I talked to about it was looking forward to it, except for Mora, who was getting tired of it.

QM wins.
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>>30640706
Shadman is a fantastic artist and he still gets lots of shit.
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>>30641575
I bet everyone you talked to was doxel
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>>30641577
Shadman started out as a weirdo who drew porn of his mom for mothers day. That kinda stuff follows you.
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>>30641567
Also if anything slowed things down it was the dress design. I still enjoyed said designing and I am glad we did it but it did take a while.
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>>30641584
It was only two people and he was one of them.
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>>30641594
I am a third person who was looking forward to it. I just don't go to sekrit because I was banned am not a faggot.
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It's my birthday on the third.
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>>30641620
FUCK OFF IFAG.
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>>30641620
That's nice.
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>>30641628
Oh wow. I have a stalker. I feel strangely honored.
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>>30641629
Thank you. I am turning 21 and my grandmother want's to give me 1000$ to build a new computer. Apparently she gives all her grandkids that amount to spend on something she deems acceptable.
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>>30641628
Wait how the fuck do you know his birth date?
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>>30641641
Neat.
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>>30641644
Not him but ifag's identity is not really hard to work out, he does not exactly hide it. I even have a good idea what street he lives on.
also
>>30641628
Kill yourself.
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EVE Online CYOA when?
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>>30641628
Did Ifag make any quests or is he just a thing here?
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>>30641686
He makes no quests, fanart, or any content. He's just easy to spot so he gets mentioned a lot and we're all sick of it. If anyone says his name, ask them to please stop.
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>>30641686
Well he has run a handful of minis I enjoyed but he rarely finishes them.
There was a huge shitstorm because his grammar used to be terrible and people projected that only the quality of what he said. Did not help that his favorite qm was a gigantic faggot who could not handle praise.
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>>30641686
He's a shitposting attention whore that ran a shitty mini or two, that I'm pretty sure he didn't even finish, and thinks that makes him a QM and somehow justifies his continued attention whoring.
>>
Oh my god can we please not do this again?
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>>30641694
>any content
I enjoyed his (admittedly minor) adjustments to bohemian rhapsody and his rendition of the arnold pasta.
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>>30641709
>thinks that makes him a QM
What?
I don't consider myself a qm at all. What the fuck gives you that idea?
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>>30641722
That's pretty paranoid.
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>>30641686
He's just an attention whore that is incapable of not responding to any mention of himself.

>>30641722
See?
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>>30641709
>thinks that makes him a QM
When has he ever said that?
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>>30641722
>mention RITS
>RITS immediately responds
RITS pls.
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>>30641700
I honestly enjoyed his Hijack of Long Ride Home more then what Bath did.
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>>30641686
He's famous for being a hateable attention whore with no self awareness or empathy for the misery he causes.
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>>30641709
>>30641727
>>30641756
>Constantly tries to hide himself
>attention whore
This is retardation at its finest.
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>>30641773
>constantly defends an attention whore
>calls others retarded
Pottery.
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>>30641773
That's pretty paranoid.
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>>30641709
>and thinks that makes him a QM
[citation needed]
He is a faggot but he has never said that.
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>>30641722
>>30641734
>>30641789
>acting this pedantic
>>
>>30641797
>make a blatantly untrue statement
>how dare you call me out on my bullshit
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>>30641773
>Constantly tries to hide himself
Who the hell are YOU talking about? He tries to fix his distinctive grammar, sure, but he responds to anyone who mentions him or asks him a question and admitted that he cannot stand to let those questions go unanswered.

He's an attention whore, the new RITS.

And you are a million times more irritating than him despite it.
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>>30641800
That's pretty paranoid.
>>
>>30641807
What harm can come from answering questions? It does not link back into anything else he does.
>>
>>30641800
Not him, but why are you focusing on what iFag thinks of himself as? It's irrelevant because he is irrelevant. You're right, he never said he was a QM. You're right. Now shut up about him.
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>>30641820
>What harm can come from answering questions?
Pissing everyone off and making them think you are an attention whore.
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>>30641820
I have heard enough about ifag for a dozen lifetimes.
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>>30641841
Fuck I can't argue against that.
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>>30641846
Did you know iFag works in meat?
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>>30641856
I did not. I wonder if I have ever eaten meat he handled.
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>>30641856
>>30641905
[insert sound of soul slowly dying here]
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>>30641756
t. warlock
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>>30641820
Because if he's trying to stay anonymous, then It's self defeating. It gives him an identity, when he's supposedly trying not to have one.
If he really doesn't want to have an identity, then he shouldn't respond to questions associated with said identity like they're for him, and fuelling an identity he supposedly doesn't want, like a retard.
>>
>>30641921
Not him. Warlock is hateable for the same thing.
>>
>>30641920
Oh come on. >>30641905 was clearly meant to be humorous
>>
>>30641931
I am fairly sure they both were intended to be humorous, but it does nothing to lessen my despair.
>>
>>30641930
I know. iFag does indeed have no empathy but Warlock was always the main one bringing that aspect up. It was a joke that in hindsight was not very good.
>>
>>30641931
>>30641934
>>30641947
>we're all so burned out on ifaggotry that we can't even joke about it anymore
It's time to stop.
>>
>>30641947
>he thinks iFag having no empathy was just a joke

>>30641964
>he thinks we were ever able to joke about iFag

It was time to stop half a year ago.
>>
>>30641971
>reading comprehension
>>
>>30641947
If you have to explain the joke there is no joke
>>30641971
>he thinks iFag having no empathy was just a joke
That's not what he said at all. The "joke" is that warlock was the source of the majority of complaints about that aspect.
>>
>>30641987
That's pretty paranoid.
>>
>>30641999
Is this the new "shut up retard"?
>>
>>30642005
No? You're being paranoid?
>>
>>30641971
I agree with you wholeheartedly but no longer believe it will end.

>>30642009
You know who's REALLY paranoid? Rust Bucket.
>>
>>30642050
I agree.
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>>30642050
You know who has good reason to be paranoid? Frosty Rime
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>>30642099
She has no reason to be paranoid. How would she even know she's going to be killed off?
>>
I wish OPs could self-mod their threads. I would fucking ban anyone who wasn't actively discussing fucking cyoas and giving constructive criticism. Bringing up a namefag to the point of flame wars would be insta permaban.

Having said that, which current game would you like to see die so a better one could take its place?
>>
>>30642204
Your favourite quest.
>>
>>30642204
I'm not the fun police so I don't really care. Some more high adventure quests would be nice though.
>>
>>30642170
She has no reason to be paranoid but if she were to become so anyway she would not be wrong about it.
>>
>>30642204
I am going to agree with >>30642217 on the grounds that you sound like an angry asshole and you didn't post a horse.
>>
>>30642218
This shitty thread has scared off all the QMs though
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>>30642247
Not all of them. We still have iFag.
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>>30642261
>>
>>30642204
>letting the homophobes in the royal guard thread win

I don't want anything to end early but as much as I am enjoying open skies I will get excited when it nears completion and we can start on conquest.
>>
>>30642281
;^)
>>
>>30642247
Their own shitty attitude to he situation and the existence of secret scared them away.
>>
>>30642247
>This thread scared off all the QMs
I'm still here tho
>>
>>30642329
>if people abandon a sinking ship it's their shitty attitude towards drowning and the existence of lifeboats that is at fault
>>
>>30642391
You're not real.
>>
>>30642391
As are pluto, tour guide, fins and the planeswalker guy.
>>
>>30642329
Your bait is stale.
>>
>>30642329
No, it was this thread.
>>
>>30642470
Hey, baby. How's it goin. You come here often?
>>
>>30642470
Thanks senpai.
>>
>>30642470
What's that one inept billy about laziness?
>>
>>30642541
That she is lazy for hinging her qm pone on her gender.
>>
>>30642470
I want to give you billys Inept
your older quests are better than your newer quests
>>
>>30642546
That billy is lazier than she is. How long did it take whoever came up with that one to make it? A week?
>>
Can we get some Lis art for the next header?
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>>30642796
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>>30642796
Can we get some Doxel art for the next header instead?
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>>30643121
Do you have any?
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>>30643147
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>>30643174
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>>30643254
new thread
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>>30643256
Page eight, man. We wait for ten here. I'll see you then.
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>>30643387
Fighting a dickhead.
Also Forgot my Name
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>>30643408
Your name is Bath.
>>
>>30641248
Even his streaming announcements are disturbing. The first time I took a good look at his Tumblr there was a series of pics based on vagoo worms. I only visit it now if I haven't eaten 30 minutes prior.
>>
>>30641584
I was thinking it
>>
>>30643433
Thanks
>>
>>30643750
Not this again.
>>
>>30640868
That's cool. If you could announce it here when you're running again that'd be cool too. I just don't want to have to keep checking the catalog is all.
>>
>>30643827

I will, Anon. <3
>>
>>30643850
What a cool QM.
>>
>>30643859
I'm not even him. I'm lying to everyone. Curse won't be back until next monday or so.
>>
>>30643868
Well yea, this is the anonymous page of the dark webforums. It doesn't really matter who says what now does it?
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Hmm
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Last for the void has
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There is a certain possibility I have made a grave mistake yesterday, while under influence.
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>>30644646
What did you maybe do?
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