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Shitposting Edition

ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art

List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
List of related content: http://pastebin.com/JfNFvCxZ

Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice

>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997

Remember: This is getting out of hand

Previous Thread: >>30591816
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>>30611152
u r a homosex
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>>30611096
Super short update.
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>>30611033
Kiss the pegasus on the neck repeatedly.
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>>30611202
SUPER
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>>30611212
I'm kinda tired, so I guess I'll continue this later? Is this random mini quest something y'all want to see more of?
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>>30611267
SHORT
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>>30611273
Yeah, I'm kinda interested in this.
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Active threads

Genequest: >>30576048
Week Long Vacation: >>30608560
Landfall: >>30576982
Do No Harm: >>30600853
Shittily Drawn: >>30525038
Slave: >>30593351
Super Text: >>30582541
Bros: >>30589337
CurseQuest: >>30576536
Kingdom Hearts: >>30524879
Nebula: >>30592692
Shattered Planes: >>30504932
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>>30611299
MARES
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Inept get that sand out of your dick and draw some cute horses.
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>>30611433
DRAW
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>>30611619
SUPER
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>>30611633
PENIS
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>>30611637
IMAGES
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>>30611641
OF
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>>30611857
SUPER
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>>30611882
UNDER
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>>30611886
A
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purple mare
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>>30612019
Glorious.
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>>30612019
VICTORIOUS
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>>30611273
I'm kinda of intetested in this as well. The artful way you portrayed the sexual confusion of this coming of age charecter is very elagant. The gay bathouse is an apt metaphor for the latent homosexual desires that exist in so many young men. The reocurring, dreamlike steam imagery is the fog that obscures us from knowing our true selves. Is there a gay bathouse inside us all, or are we all inside a gay bathouse. It's a profound meditation on the roles of sex and identity.
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>>30612110
PURPLE
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>>30612177
TRIUMPHS
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>>30612209
OVER
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>>30612224
PATHETIC
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>>30612233
WHITE
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>>30612237
DEGENERACY.
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RUNNING.
>>30612356
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>>30610823
And to think. I was reluctent to go to bed for fear we would lose the coming fight without my expertise.
>>30611033
Magicly stimulate his penis.
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Canon character quest when?
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>>30612693
Pony Quests
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>>30612693
A couple years ago.
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>>30612693
I was about to ask this question too. It's been a long time since we've had a quest where we can play as a canon character and the only one I can think of is Inepts older quests.
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>>30612734
Ryno and Zenith both ran quests where you played as Pinkie.
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>>30612774
Doxel too.
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I agree.
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>>30612402
>filthy otaku thinking he is oh so important.
Two nukes were not enogh.
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>>30613003
I agree.
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>>30613260
I decree.
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>>30613260
>>30613293
I agree.
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Penis
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>>30613632
I disagree.
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Link to Sekrit?
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>>30613943
Check the pastebin in the op
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>>30613943

^
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>>30613293
I emcee
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>>30614167
Template
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>>30614167
>being ashamed of Whispen
Heretic.
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>>30614223
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>>30614223
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Whispen in Equestria when?
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>>30612693
Last one I can remember was some drunkquest about the nintendo switch.
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>>30614223
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>>30612019
Is this how shell shock was convinced?
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>tfw no one ever discusses your characters in cyoad
>but then you realize its because no one likes your game
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>>30614459
git gud
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>>30614456
If you mean conceived, then yes.
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>>30614459
What characters?
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>>30614459
You know the drill, who are you?...yadada never get critism something something or don't complain.

Also, don't forget that some of us will avoid discussing a new quest to keep it all to ourselves. Especially during these trying times.

>>30614410
It still hurts.
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>>30614410
She'll be back, right?

...Right?
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>>30614529
She'll always be with us...
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>>30614529

If I can ever get my shit together, sure.
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>>30615010
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>>30614688
Maybe a Hiddey or Parcel miniquest would be fun to run? Just something quick and silly from Forgotten Faces to see how it floats your boat?

Just not a Fulgy mini, nobody cares about her.
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Draw a minimalist Poner?
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So of all the big mares, which is the strongest and most capable of protecting their mates?
My moneys on Lily.

>Is a Dragoon, the patricians RPG class
>Jumps real good
>Killed a dragon
>Has real cool armor, also shaped like a dragon
>Has access to an arsenal of legendary weaponry (she don't need that shit though)
>Can stand on her hindlegs for the illusion of additional bigness
>Is a princess but also a warrior and also has a really nice mane

Is there anyone that can even come close to competing?
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>>30615147
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>>30615163
>Is there anyone that can even come close to competing?
Only if you are willing to go outside big marez.
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>>30615164
M-mods... this is to l-lewd!
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>>30615092

Honestly I already have a plan for what to do when I get the chance to bring it back, my future is just too full of uncertainty for me to feel comfortable officially starting back up any time soon. Though I suppose I can try and convince myself doing some sort of mini sometime won't be the indominable undertaking I may make it out to be.

Might not be FF related, though, since I'd likely prefer to leave that alone until I get the chance to return to it proper.
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>>30615189
I said big mares specifically, anon.
C'mon, surely there must be someone?
Or are you saying that Lily truly is the most alpha of the big mares, and must be recognized as such?
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>>30615198
Is it possible to be an alpha smol pone?
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>>30615195
Yea, I get that man, same problem here. Either way, cool, thanks. I look forward to it, whatever it is.
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>>30615212

>Alpha
>Marelets
When will they learn?

But sure, I'll humor you. Which smol horslet do you think could stand up to her?
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>>30615163
Rust Bucket.
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>>30615212
Yes. See Fleeting grace
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>>30615253
Is it really possible for a sexualy submissive poner to be alpha?
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>>30615249
Okay actually, that would be an interesting fight

>Half-minotaur space fairer, enhanced strength and the ability to stand on his hindlegs
Versus
>Mare who's roughly the size of a draft horse, with strength exceeding all unicorns and a handful of erfs(in her time), who taught herself to stand on her hindlegs to give herself a leg up in combat and also jump good.

Who would win in this situation?
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>>30615274
Yes. Look at frosty rime.

Besides Grace can be just as dominant as she can be submissive.
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>>30615192
We don't need to get the mods involved. Don't be a nark, anon.
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>>30615277
Rust runs at something like 70 mph right? How fast can she run?
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>>30615294
She can't run very fast, but she can jump something like... a few miles into the sky? High enough to hit clouds, in any case.
And she can jump at least the entire length of the city of Aurus in a single bound, from what we've seen.
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>>30615163
>dragon armor
babby too poor
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>>30615283
Those are just her saddle bags, don't worry.
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>>30615364
?
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>>30615282
A woman who sees the value in both dominance and submission is a woman after my own heart.
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>>30615439
They're ponies tho.
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>>30612019
Do you have the Empire Strikes Back one? I need that for my collection.
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>>30615195
>excuses to continue drawing scalieshit
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>>30615374
YOU HEARD ME
SHE'S A SCRUB
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>>30615672
>>30615687
Wow, rude.
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A mare complaining that she was too drunk to properly expirence getting pregnant is simultaneously one of the silliest and most heartbreaking things I have seen in cyoa.
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>>30615282
Can Frosty really be considered alpha? She's a little nerdy. Throwing herself into that book and all.
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>>30615870
Which mare did this?
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>>30616135
Frosty Rime.
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>>30616150
Never mind then.
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>>30610685
If you fell behind on multiple cyoa in separate events in the span of a week maybe cyoa just is not for you anymore.
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>>30616135
Quiet Vine.
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>>30616150
I bet Rime would make a great mother.
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>>30616281
It's too bad she'll be dead before she gets the chance.
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>>30616300
i like this meme.
I just hope she gets some good fights in against the solar menace before hand.
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Well, the thread started out pretty good.
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>>30616313
Would Frosty sacrifice herself to ensure the innocent children in the labor camps are kept safe?
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>>30616325
>I Hate fun
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>>30616332
>anyone who doesn't enjoy what I do hates fun
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>>30616332
Look, I know we're entering the time of day where this always happens and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it, but don't pretend that what you are doing right now is an enjoyable experience for most of the thread.
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>>30616325
The only one making it a bad thread is (you)
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>>30616325
Yeah but we almost made it to 100 this time. We're doing much better.
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>>30616325
Fuck off.
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>>30616313
She won't. I know how she dies, I'm from the future. She dies an unsatisfying death because someone didn't put the seat down after taking a leak.
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>>30616325
I know the feeling. Good luck with all the shit you are about to get from butthurt DHfags.
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>>30616327
What's the story here?
>>30616325
Ablou blu they mentioned ma Darkest Hour boogyman
Nobody was arguing about anything you fag
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>>30616366
There are innocent children in the labor camps and they need to be kept safe.
I'm only answering because you have dubs.
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>>30616366
>What's the story here?
In Darkest Hour everybody who continued to support Celestia in Cloudsdale, which was the main lunar base was round up and put in a labor camp. Thing is they were also putting those peoples family members away with them which bothered the mc.
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>>30616375
makes sense. If they supported the one true ruller then chances are their kids were smart enough to as well.
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>>30616325
Fuck you.
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>>30616366
>>30616360
>>30616355
>>30616332
>>30616382
I resisted the temptation to say anything when you guys started talking about DH even though I am sick of it, because I knew that if I did the thread would explode with attacks. The anon you are responding to chose to say something anyway.

You are doing very little for your image by exploding like this every time someone doesn't like DH. Just ignore him, as I am trying to do to you.
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>>30616386
They can't ignore it people who don't like their quest. You have to have noticed that by now.
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>>30616386
It's his own fault for saying something against darkest hour and activating their autism. They're going to be responding to that for hours now.
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I disagree
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>>30616406
Bless you and your tiny meme anon. I'm going to cherish this.
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Time to get this thread back on track.
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>>30616411
I don't know what the hell is going on here, but let's talk about it instead of any of that other stuff.
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Who's the roughest toughest mare with a heart of gold in all of cyoa and why is it Gilded Lily?

The answer is yes, and theres no way for you to disprove me.
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>>30616423
Roughest? Sure. Toughest? Not once Feather Dust finishes her titanium exosuit.
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>>30616386
I don't even fucking like Darkest Hour. I am just sick of people bitching every single fucking time it gets mentioned.
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>>30616423
I agree.
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>>30616429
Let it go, anon. No complaining about Darkest Hour and no complaining about complaining about Darkest Hour. It's over now.

What do you think about >>30616423?
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>>30616375
I can understand why they would take in family members but it is still a shame.

I should read Darkest Hour one of these days, or at the very least the rape people hold us as a rare example of a well implemented one.
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>>30616438
I recommend the whole thing. There is a lot of good stuff in there if you can handle a little edge.
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>>30616438
I've read the first few threads. It's really mediocre.
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>>30616443
I would say it is more a moderate edge. Other quests have had edgier single moments then anything in Darkest Hour but Darkest Hour is one of the more consistently edgy.
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>>30616438
I actually thought that was the worst part of it but if you can get past it then it gets better eventually.
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>>30616445
For some reason the people who like it tend to really like it so I guess there is something about it. So I can understand why a few people were concerned about a potential return getting worse in an attempt to get better.
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>>30616449
Yeah I will read the whole thing I think.
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>>30616445
This was my impression too. It wasn't exactly bad, it was just really mediocre. I had to force myself to keep reading by the time I was a few threads in and dropped it about halfway through. It was mostly because it felt so damn linear. Even when the MC was given some free time all the players decided to do was hang out with the daughteru.

Yeah, I think you hit the nail on the head. Mediocre.
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>>30616471
You got farther than I did then. I was fooled by all the people who kept raving about it in the general and then when I actually tried to read it I hated it.
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>>30616471
>linear
It was a little, Not that that is a bad thing but some more open stuff to break it up would have been nice. Which is what we were most likely going to get on the spy mission.
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>>30616462
>for some reason the people who like it tend to really like it
I'm pretty sure it's less people than you think. The same thing happened before with Longname where one or two loud fans created the impression of a larger fanbase than actually existed.
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>>30616462
It's the war quest effect I think. For some reason they tend to get particularly fanatical players.
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>>30616489
Are you thinking of RGS? I didn't remember them being this loud.
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>>30614223
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>>30616478
It felt really really linear to me. More like a book instead of a quest. I'm glad to hear you hope that that upcoming mission might have some more choices in it, but I don't think I could make it through the rest of the quest to get there.
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>>30616502
Funny you should say that.
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>>30616495
A man of rare culture and taste.

>>30616475
>I was fooled by all the people who kept raving about it in the general
You poor thing.
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>>30616494
They just did it in a less obnoxious, and newfagy manner. Whispen still gets posted at least once a thread, and that quest has been finished for probably years now.
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>>30616424

>Titanium exosuit
>meaning anything in the face of a spear forged from adamantite and armor forged from ultimecium

High Fantasy nonsense alloys>>>>>>>Titanium
Your big mare would be a big corpse, kiddo.
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>>30616512
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>>30616494
They weren't quite as stupid, and just memed a lot. There was a vague separation between them and this thread that made them generally keep to the RGS threads.
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>>30616519
Fanatical, sure, but they don't get upset if you call their quest shit. They'll just keep posting their purple stallion until the end of time.
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>>30616521
>spear of any kind
>a match for Feather's orbital flamethrower and pneumatic goat launcher
The future is now, old man.
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>>30616532
Man I'll take artspam to butthurt any day.
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>>30616537
>Gungnir and the Gae Bolg

Some legends never die, young one.
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>>30616532
I am gonna play devils advocate and say the DHfags were treated a little unfairly. The reactions were inexcusable but some people treated them like shit even before it got bad.
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Hey look new cyoa
>>30616442
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>>30616544
Okay, yes. Legend beats magic or tech. If Lily gets a legendary spear forged by the gods in Starswirl's asshole then she wins, but on even ground I say Feather would stand a good chance.
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>>30616547
Okay.
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>>30616547
No one cares.
Stop playing devils advocate and/or fuck off.
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>>30616532
What do you call it when you are playing devils advocate but you are saying something they do something just as bad as the accusation but different?
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>>30616559
Yeah, theres a fair chance Feather would just step on Lily, but as per playground rules, Lily wins because I said so.
no take backs.
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>>30616567
Anon, no. Ignore. Don't criticize. Maybe he is someone who can't take criticism and you plunge us back into fighting again. He stated his opinion.
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>>30616424
>Feather Dust
Who?
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>>30616568
Acting like a little pedantic faggot.
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>>30616559
>>30616572
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>>30616572
Well shit. I wish I thought of that first. I still think Feather would have a technological advantage but I can't argue with playground rules. Those were ratified centuries ago and are the bedrock of our democracy.

You win this one, anon.
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>>30616575
His opinion was gay. And don't tell me what to do. You aren't my real mom, and I don't have to listen to you.
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>>30616568
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>>30616584
Oh, I know it's pointless, but it's fun to speculate. Plus he already won definitively with that playground bit.
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>>30616576
This little mad scientist. Inept quest.
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ALL BIG MARES, REPORT
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>>30616607
Make me.
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>>30616583
Then I am going to act like a pedantic little faggot.

For the most part they were not mad that people did not like the quest. They were mad that people did not like them spamming the shit out of this thread.
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>>30616609
Please?
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>>30616613
Ok. Here's a big mare.
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>>30616613
No can do. I have a sick note here from Whispen. It says she can't report in today because she is busy sir-ing.
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>>30616607
The small mares are crashing this party.
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>>30616612
You raise a valid point.
Still fuck them. They posted way too fucking much.
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Would you ZA her WARUDO?

Would you TOKIWO her TOMARE?
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>>30616620
But that's dangerous! What if they get stepped on and squished?
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>>30616634
They can handle themselves.
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>>30616620
What about normal sized mares?
Lanky mares?
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>>30616642
No.
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>>30616642
Did they bring the dip like I asked?
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Spoilered because I'm responding to the devil's advocate guy and I know nobody else cares.

>>30616612
>They were mad that people did not like them spamming the shit out of this thread.
Nobody's arguing with you, m8. They spammed DH, people told them to stop, and they got angry when they heard it. You're saying things that we literally saw twenty minutes ago.
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>>30616620
What about Feather? She's a tiny mare AND a giant mare? Who does she sit with?
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>>30616647
Regular and extra spicy. Plus those corn chips you like.
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>>30616651
She sits in the corner, complaining about how her hooves hurt.
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>>30616655
Noooooooooooo my nerd waifu.
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>>30616654
>The corn chips I like
Nice, you can stay. Just don't be weird.
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I'm having fun in the general again. Thanks. I love you guys. No homo.
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>>30616649
Yes but people are saying they got mad people did not like the quest. Arguing about definition of edge aside I don't remember them ever doing that.

They were faggots but they were not faggots in that way.
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>>30616680
I love you too. Yes homo.
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What's your favorite RPG class, /cyoa/?
And what do you think the mc of your favorite quest could best be classified as?

I think Dragoons are awesome, although Dark Knights tend to be pretty cool.

As for Cuddle Bug... I dunno, maybe a geomancer or something. Are there any RPG classes that revolve around being a sad child?
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>>30616682
Thinking back you are correct.
I think the arguing over edge was largely done separate from the quest discussion anyway.
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>>30616682

It boils down to the same thing. If they got mad because they were told "I don't like your quest" or because they were told "stop spamming about your quest" it still has the same result. They got angry yelled the words retard and fuck a lot and it made people dislike them.

The people who really came out ahead in this are the CQ fans. Nobody shits on them anymore because their occasional claims that it wasn't that gay were miles behind the vociferous defenses of the DHfans.
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>>30616703
>As for Cuddle Bug
aquamancer
She gonnna be a firefighter
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>>30616703
White Mage.
White Mage.
I agree.
Wehomancer.
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>>30616720
I like that you like white mages, but what mc are you talking about?
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>>30616720
>Wehomancer.
ah just like poly's job description
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>>30616715
Agreed. There were no complaints about people not liking the quest but it changes nothing.
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>>30616729
Poly will be the mentor.

>>30616725
Basil, the MC of Curse. She heals the party with cooking and hugs.
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>>30616682
>arguing about edge aside.
I don't think the edge arguments had much to do with the quest anyway. It was the first edge quest since /qst/ was made and brought in /tg/ and /tg/fags have a different definition of edge. Until then that had never come up so the arguments never started about it.
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>>30616743
That was one of the many reasons I left /tg/. Edge still takes a distant forth place to restricted responses, action-based storytelling instead of character-based storytelling, and lack of pone.
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>>30616703
Whichever one lets me kick people in the nuts.
I'm not sure what class dandu would be. Maybe something fast, but I don't know what class that would be. I don't pay much attention to /tg/ shit.
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>>30616743
You may be right
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>>30616761
Rpg classes are easy. You just add mancer onto the end of whatever you want to do. You would be a nutomancer.
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>>30616776
Nutomancy is an ancient and noble art.
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>>30616776
Then Dandu would be a pompmancer.
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>>30616784
It seems so obvious in retrospect.
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>>30616752
>restricted responses
What does that mean?
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>>30616806
Like what Lewd Text Adventure has. Do you want to do A, B, or C and nothing else. It's fine to have that in some quests, but I dislike having it in all of them.

Fortunately that doesn't seem to have transferred over from /tg/ to /qst/, but /qst/ has other problems.
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>>30616820
Lewd text adventure does allow alternate options. it just lists possible options.

I don't remember any /tg/ quests that forced you into the presets but I have only played a few so maybe I got lucky because that sounds retarded.
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>>30616826
Wait I just remembered crystal warlock was going to be that at first people people slapped some sense into the qm.
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>>30616829
I feel like that first people was supposed to say before
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>>30616826
Point of clarification: I left three years ago. I doubt they still do that.
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>>30616552
nea-
>first response taken
That's the second one in a fucking week. It's almost as bad as getshit.
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>>30616836
Oh yeah I don't think I was on /tg/ three years ago.
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>>30611152
I want to rub all those griffs bellies
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>>30616940
I agree.
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think of a quest you hate.
What would redeem that quest in your eyes?
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>>30617140
Darkest Hour.
If when they got to the end and revealed who the bad guy was HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
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>>30617149
Fuck you I got water all over my keyboard.
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>>30617140
GeneQuest
It would be redeemable if we could explore Polly's sexuality with Rust Bucket and the blob.
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>>30617220
I am still mad that anon tricked me into thinking I could use it to fill in what I missed out on in Darkest Hour but I have to admit that is funny.
Now you just need to fit the Frosty Rime is gonna get killed off meme in there somewhere.
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>>30617226
They can comfort Blobby after the death of his mother
>>30607755
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>>30617231
You know he's not wrong. In particular the dedication to self improvement.
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>>30617237
True. She would in general be a good mother but that could be applied to many cyoa mares. She is however one of the best choices for caring for a strange species.
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>>30617262
One of the best but of those who would be one of the best who would be the best of the lot.
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>>30617291
I dunno. I am no good at giving exact rankings only tiers. Rime is top tier for caring for strange species but so are a few others.
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>>30617322
Update.
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>>30617313
Who else is in the top tier then?
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>>30617335
Rust Bucket
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>>30617351
I heard he swears in front of children
He could still be a good father but if true that disqualifies him from the top tier.
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>>30617262
>Good mother
She literally threw a child at murderers in self defense.
Dhfags, everyone
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>>30615092
Fulgy is a certified 10/10 babe
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>>30617375
You raise a valid point. Still better the kid dies then they sucesfully get that thing out to ravage the countryside.
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>>30615047
I want dozens of tiny Gars running around my house
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>>30617381
I just got up to that part and am Inclined to agree. There might have been a better way to solve it but better she do what she did then to do nothing at all.
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>>30616552
What's it about?
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>>30617609
Anon suddenly appears in ponyvile schoolhouse and then cherilee gets mad because he said he had never seen a talking horse before. She thought he said Whorse
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>>30610685
I have a challenge for you, Anon. Commit to catching up to Big Mare Hero before it comes back or I will come to your house and shoot your dog.
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>>30617642
Joke's on you. I hate dogs
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>>30617642
>wasting time on a meme-quest
Yeah no.
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>>30617673
What quests do you like then?
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>>30617700
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>>30617673
Nigga Phew! is one of my favorite cyoa.
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>>30617657
Then I will shoot your cat.
>>30617673
But I don't play BMH. I just chose it as the thing for anon to catch up on.
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>>30616607
L
A
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G R E E N
E
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Mimic Choosie when?
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>>30618220
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I want more enclave cyoa's
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>>30616703
Dragoon
Probably a gish.

Yep, Wehomancer.
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>>30616703
Cuddle Bug is obviously a pyromancer.
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>>30616703
Paladin. Swordan. Tankan. Knightan.
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>>30618546
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>>30618546
God this looks awful.
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>>30618815
The art is quite good but the character designs are trash.
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>>30618822
Yes. Capable on a technical level, but the content is garbage.
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Running.
>>30618850
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>>30618546
I don't get it. The Enclave are a hyper xenophobic group with a zero tolerance policy to mutants. They'd kill these weirdos before they let them wear the uniform.
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>>30618546
I'm more concerned about the grypon-pony thing. Is he touching that pony's butt because he's gay, or is he just clumsy because his two paws are on opposite sides and ends of his body?
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curse quest when?
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What CYOA poner secretly has the wild life?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXkM8PsPXs
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>>30618926
go away bath
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>>30618546
Is she a slave or is this a sex thing?
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>>30618658
But shes gonna be a firefighter.
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>>30619079
If I have this right, I believe they're fitting her for power armor.
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>>30618914
Soonâ„¢

>>30618926
I bet Ava secretly lives several wild lives.


>>30617140
Darkest Hour.
Switching to a new MC with more personality, becoming less linear, diverging from the source material more, using standard punctuation, and having less rabid fans.
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>>30619173
I-I let it die. Not the Basil.
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>>30619321
Surprise rare mid-day game session.
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>>30619088
Any good pyromancer can put fires out dummy.
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>>30619286
It's never coming back Anon. We all know Lis will use this as an excuse to stay dead.
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>>30619490
No excuses Lis.
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What poner is Hungry Like the Wolf?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
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Why is lis so pathetic?
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>>30619604
Hiss.
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>>30619604
Depression.
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How many cyoa poners have canonically taken it in the ponut?
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>>30619645
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>>30619645
I have access to those numbers but cannot release the information without a horse.
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>>30619687
It's true, I did the spreadsheets. They're really astounding figures, too bad.
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>>30619645
Rust Bucket.
I ain't even memeing.
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>>30619739
Doesn't coumt. Has to be a penis that goea up there
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>>30619753
Jesus Christ anon, are you ok? Should I call someone?
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>>30619771
Shh, let him be. I have been slowly remapping his keyboard when he isn't looking.
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>>30619687
My question horse was cockvored, thanks for reminding me.
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>>30619809
It was suicide. Poor thing was so desperate to get away.
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>>30617381
>>30617458
You guys understand part of being caring and being a good mother means putting the child's life first and not utilizing her as a weapon whenever possible, right?

That's exactly what was done though. Just because she hugged a child once and had her organs explode for a little bit, doesn't mean the character is caring. It just means she's written terribly.
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>>30619843
Anon, that's uncalled for, you know understanding things isn't exactly their strong point.
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>>30619843
I should probably explicitly state this, but the child was used by the main character as a weapon on many occasions, indicating that the main character's main prerogative when it comes to child care is using them as a means to overcome their enemy in battle

ergo, rime is no more caring than any warlord who utilizes child soldiers, with the added bonus of giving them a hug and an ice cream
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>>30619843
I agree with you completely. Rime never struck me as a particularly caring or maternal pony.
>>30619880
That seems a little harsh, though.
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>>30619843
>Just because she hugged a child once and had her organs explode for a little bit, doesn't mean the character is caring
True
>It just means she's written terribly.
I don't see how it means that.
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>>30619932
She is caring (she would not have gotten mad about family members in the labor camps otherwise) but will always put the mission above that.
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>>30619933
Not she's terribly written, she's written terribly. It's not bad writing, she's just written to be a bad pony.
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>>30619945
Getting mad about an injustice does not make you caring if you are always willing to put missions above all else. If you are willing to compromise doing the right thing for the sake of winning a war, then you're not really caring.
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>>30619880
Speaking of people that use child soldiers

Your favorite character from any quest, MC or otherwise, was just fultoned to Mother Base by Big Boss!
What are their stats? What do they specialize in? And most importantly, what's their codename?
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>>30619945
Nice try, but I made it about halfway through the quest. You're not selling me on Rime being a good pony.
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>>30619945
Sounds like an interesting character.
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>>30619993
Screw it I may as well read it. I got nothing better to do. I just hope I don't turn into one of those annoying DHfags
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>>30619993
Take it from someone who read the quest, she's not. It's like JAD times a million. Everyone in the quest is more interesting than her.
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>>30619993
She's a terrible character and that's why Cain is killing her off.
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>>30620016
You're going to be disappointed. It's not nearly as good as its fans claim it is. Trust me, I got taken in too.
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>>30620016
>I may as well read it. I got nothing better to do.
You could watch a banana slowly turn brown.
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>>30619993
Cain had an Idea for her character, whiny, innocent, and with a want to do the right thing, sadly a majority of the players where edgelords that used that character to life out their war fantasies, which causes a clash between her personality and her actions.
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>>30619969
Basil. Her stats are high in cooking, flying, and blushing and stuttering like an anime waifu. Her codename is drone.
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>>30620093
Which lead to her personality being largely abandoned, which lead to her being uninteresting, which now leads to >>30620028
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>>30620106
Outer Heaven/Foxhound/MSF codenames always have two parts, an adjective and a noun, usually an animal

How about, Stuttering Drone, or maybe Bashful Drone?
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>>30619969
Ghost Scribe
His stats are high in combat and stealth and he specializes in inconspicuous infiltration

His codename would be Ghost Scribe, because they forgot to give him one and his name sounds like a codename anyway
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>>30619969
Feather Dust
HIGH STATS: intelligence
LOW STATS: bigness
Specializes in building metal gears.
Codename is Neet Lover.
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Yeah, DH sucks pretty bad, as to be expected from a russian 16 year old's WarhammerXmlp fanfiction.
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>>30620145
>16 year old's WarhammerXmlp fanfiction
Yep, all red flags.
>russian
W-what's wrong with Russia, anon?
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>>30620153
It invades.
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>>30620153
It exists.
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You know, I just realized, most pones wouldn't really need to change there names to have a good metal gear codename.

Ghost Scribe
Night Terror
Rust Bucket

Quite a few seem to follow the naming convention already. Kinda neat, eh?
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>>30620177
Ah yes my favorite animal.
Bucket
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>>30620190
The bucket is natures perfect hunter, anon
You ever seen a bucket lose a fight?
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>>30620177
That's because Rust Bucket invented codenames.
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Through the Shattered Planes: who stepped on my snek! Returns!

>>30620237
>>30620239
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Can I get a link to sekrit if anon is still there, please?
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>>30620252
No pleeny don't.
Also its in the op.

Seriously though don't go there. Discord kills threads and secrit corupts people.
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ToO lAtE
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>>30620283
Oh is that all you wanted to do.
That's fine then.
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>>30620265
The sad thing is I think Pluto does not have any more cyoa planned after Nebula finishes later today/early tomorrow.
Which will leave pleeny and tour guide as the only active qms not in the club.
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>>30620408
>Fearing the club this much
It's a meme, you dip.
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Sekrit is the Facebook of /cyoa/.
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>>30620429
/cyoa/ is the /cyoa/ of /cyoa/
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I want to feed her soda and candies until she falls into a sugar coma
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>>30620441
;(
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>>30620441
Are you calling /cyoa/ a /cyoa/ you fucking /cyoa/ ?
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>>30620460
I'm calling the cops.
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ALL MCs ARE HAVING A BEATBOXING CONTEST.

Who wins and who is the embarrassing loser?
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>>30620442
I didn't know she was this cute
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>>30620470
/cyoa/ /cyoa/ your /cyoa/ /cyoa/ /cyoa/, you /cyoa/.
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>>30620441
Why does that sound so depressing?
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>>30620488
Because it's the truth.
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>>30620488
Because it means that we're so fucking deep into this ride that we will never be able to quit, even if enters the really scary final phase.
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>>30620428
It fucking killed /foe/
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>>30620514
/foe/ killed /foe/
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>>30620482
>Who wins
Rust Bucket.
>who is the embarrassing loser
Frosty Rime.
The cost of failure is death.
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>>30620534
This.
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>>30619969
Do Sea and the Star.
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>>30620514
It has killed dozens of threads on several boards
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>>30620514
Then they're heroes.
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>>30620514
>It fucking killed /foe/
Maybe I should re-think my negative opinion about the club.
Nah. But still, you can't really be angry at someone just for killing /foe/.
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>>30620408
I have two more planned. Don't worry.
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>>30620514
WTF I love sekrit klub now
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>>30620626
ikr?
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>>30620614
And here I was thinking I would return to a regular sleep schedule.
I look forward to it.
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>>30620565
>>30620591
>>30620626
Anon probably should not have used that example.
There are several other threads it has killed though.
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What's the dumbest thing you have ever seen in /cyoa/
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>>30620810
Myself.
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>>30620810
A question without a question mark or question horse.
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>>30620776
Ok, let's hear em.
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>>30620810
/cyoa/
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>>30620776
If a bunch of circlejerking fags in an offsite chatroom could kill them, then they deserved it.
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>>30620810
>want is the most retarded thing you've seen in the special olympics
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>>30620810
COLTSHAN
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>>30620810
Painfully obvious samefagging to second your own choice, etc.
No fun allowed anons in a cyoa.
Picking choices that wouldn't have that much of a impact in a cyoa.
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>>30620810
Voluntary oviposition.
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>>30620977
Yes I'm still salty about that.
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>>30620977
It was obvious a bunch of outsiders were influencing the vote, but he went along with it anyways. What was he thinking?
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>>30620810
Funnily enough it was two things from the opposite side of the same argument.
The second dumbest thing was saying people should not be expected to recognize artists by style.
The dumbest thing was saying people should be able ro recognize artists hy handwriting.
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>>30620977
Wait what?
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>>30620810
You
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>>30620829
It only counts as not having a question mark if there is a period in its place this is just plain missing a letter.
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>>30621119
I agree.
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>>30621134
Also you
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>>30621141
I disagree.
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>>30620810
Blatant samefagging in an attempt to make it look like there is more than just one anon who thinks something. It's not only ineffective but counter-productive because it makes everyone hate you.

>>30620829
Also this.

>>30621132
>It only counts as not having a question mark if
Let me just stop you right there. It counts as not having a question mark if there is no question mark.
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>>30621166
You are dam fucking right I will faggot.
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>>30621170
Fuck off.
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>>30621176
Let's not have a spam of "fuck off"s again. Just ignore him.
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>>30621170
>ruining a whole country worth of cyoa players enjoyment because you are still fucking mad about that bullshit.
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>>30621170
Stop trying to start shit.

>>30621176
>>30621188
Stop being just as insufferable as him.
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>>30621187
Don't tell me what to do. I'm a big boy, and I do as I please.
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>>30621038
The players worked hard to get to a lewd scene with Chrysalis (it wasn't really a lewd quest, so this was a real achievement). But then a vocal minority pushed their oviposition fetish when it came to deciding how the lewd scene should be.
Wasn't it during a session that was a bit earlier so not all of the regular players were there or a couple of fags who were just lurking and not participating when it came to suggestions and didn't help earning it?
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>>30621188
It's not even the only country getting it late. He will be ruining it for maybe 1/4 of /cyoa/
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>>30621195
I'm trying to help, m8. You're going to drive people to the other side with that kind of angerspam. Just look at what happened with DHfags.
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Boy howdy do I dislike Lis.
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>>30621163
I occasionally fake-samefag just obviously enough for a suggestion I don't like to rile up the other players against that suggestion.
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>>30621205
Shut up, Lis.
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>>30621170
As a beaner if you spoil this film for me I am going to scale that wall and steal your fucking job.
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>>30621207
El diablo.
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>>30621244
>implying he has one for you to steal
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>>30621211
Easy mistake, but that isn't Lis. It's actually Rust Bucket.
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>>30621170
As a young thai lady if you force me to watch myrder on the orient express instead I am going to come to your home and stick my fucking cock down your thoat and I won't stop fucking it until you are dead.
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>>30621254
Shut up, James.
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>>30621170
Kill yourself.
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>>30621176
>>30621265
Could you at least put in the effort to be funny so it isn't just spam? Like >>30621244.
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>>30621285
No.
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>>30621245
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>>30621245
Sometimes I also vote for a random option in a strawpoll for a quest I don't play.
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>>30621314
I do that too if they post it here.
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>>30621327
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>>30621314
You monster.
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>>30621419
I think that your waifu is alright.
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>>30621419
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Which characters would make good spouses, /cyoa/?
And I'm talking REAL marriage material.
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>>30621547
Only the best
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>>30621547
You.
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>>30621554
This.
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>>30617231
The deer staff is cultural appropriation and Rust Bucket will kill Frosty rime in the movie and hook up with polly marise and raise blobby as a family and Warlock will get fired.
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>>30621547
Rust Bucket.
Not even memeing
This is a case where I think Frosty Rime would be a poor choice though.
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>>30621553
>>30621554
O-Oh my
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And with that Nebula is finished
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>>30621590
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>>30621553
delusion
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>>30621590
>>30621601
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>>30621458
M&M pastebin
Carver v Gis
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>>30621547
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>>30621654
So, is that thing his super-stretched foreskin with the soup in it?
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>>30621654
>slave
>good spouse
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>>30621593
How did it end?
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>>30621688
Everyone died.
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>>30621578
Yeah. She would make an adequete mother (although I think some people overstate just how good she would be) but a warrior makes a bad wife if you are not a warrior yourself. You have to be ready for her to drop everything if equestria ever gets attacked
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>>30621553
I have a mighty need.
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>>30621688
>>30621569
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>>30621699
Cute.
I am not much for space. What's his next quest?
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>>30621790
One of two that will be put up to a vote in a moment.
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>>30621547
Holiday Special
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>>30621790
Cute fillies skateboarding professionally against other cute fillies.
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>>30621699
I don't get it
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>>30621835
That's a kid we rescued from a space station that was destroyed by pirates early in the quest. We saw him again on the way back home then 5 years later he came to visit us.
We asked him when and how he got to equus.
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Hello CYOAG. I just finished my CYOA and was planning for another, but I have two options that I can't decide over. I was hoping that you could vote for which one I should do next.

Choice 1: Wide Open Skies
Slice of Life, and Random. You're a pony running a farm, and also having to deal with the random happenings that the town you live in seem to generate.

Choice 2: Conquest of Paradise
Adventure, War. You are one of the nobles in the dying kingdom of The Deer Federation. Goal is to conquer it and make it great once more.
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>>30621865
Not the second one. for the love of god please not the second one.

Also congrats, nice work.
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>>30621865
Choice 1.

Conquest of Paradise sounds awful.
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>>30621865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94dY-QxjDiE
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>>30621865
Conquest of paradise.
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>>30621865
Stardew Valley sounds more fun than US politics.
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>>30621865
Choice two.
Could even be something like a not shit esteria
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>>30621865
I am not a fan of the sort of short updates you do so please only count my vote in case of a draw.

Conquest of Paradise.
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>>30621865
Farmers are nice.
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>>30621865
Choice 1.
Not interested in politics of a Deer Federation. I am more interested in slice of life chaos similar to Weekend Long Vacation.
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>>30621865
Conquest of Paradise, because I've been watching some Hearts Of Iron 4 vids.
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>>30621865
Choice one.
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>>30621920
Not shit estria?
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Voting will go for a few more minutes encase others want to vote.
Looks like Wide Open Skies is winning by one or two votes.
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>>30621950
It was a decently popular coltshan quest.
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>>30621882
For some reason I get the funny feeling you are only saying not the second one because you are afraid of something similar to what happened with the last war quest.
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>>30621972
He probably is but there are enough other genuine votes against it it does not matter.
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Looks like Wide Open Skies one by a few votes. I was hoping for Conquest, but oh well. That'll be the next one after Wide Open I guess.
Thank you to those who voted!
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>>30621972
Yup, it was supposed to be obviously. I definitely like the first idea better though.

Here's the thing though, I probably don't have time to play either, I might be interested in the first quest. I definitely won't be interested in the second.
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>>30621994
Well at least you admitted your ultierer motives. I do believe you would have voted in the way you did even without Darkest Hour.
>>30621993
I look forward to both open skys and conquest once it is finished. More so conquest but open skies seems almost as fun.
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>haven't read any of pluto's stuff
>neither option appeal to me
oh
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>>30622037
Same here. I still voted though.
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>>30622009
I think they should both be fun.
I am not going to put as much effort into making as much of each session as possible like I did with Nebula for open skies but I will still play it. I will probably go back to going out of my way to play as much as possible when it swings back round to conquest.

I wonder what sort of things will happen in open skies.
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Back in the day ponies would do lewd things and have lesbian sex and take it in every hole during a quest. Now they don't. What happened to the good times, /cyoad/?
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>>30622090
Unmemingly Nebula.
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>>30621865
>quest about deer and war
Can Uno be involved?
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>>30622106
Nebula is not a meme. Rust Bucket is.
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>>30622122
That's like the one thing that Rust Bucket isn't.
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>>30622122
Rust Bucket is not a meme. You are.
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>>30622122
Yeah but the quest just finished so people might have thought I was joking.
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>>30621865
You could do what bath does and seitch between them.
It would not even have to be one to one.
2 threads of skies for every one thread of conquest.
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>>30622141
That's not a bad idea. Maybe even 3 skies to one conquest would work.
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>>30622173
Or even one skies to zero conquest.
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>>30622188
That's not a bad idea either.
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>>30622188
That's not the bath method at all.
That's the normal way.
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>>30621576
I hate you so much right now.
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>>30622206
Spam is reportable. Do so and move on.
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>>30622188
I think the best options are either do it normally by finishing skies then doing conquest or doing 2-1
Either would work.
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>>30622220
I think the first way you mentioned is about a million times better. Or >>30622188
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>>30622218
I can't the options list won't show up.
Oh wait nevermind it's working now
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>>30622090
>Nobody will remember Lyra Quest
I wish I could go back.
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>>30622327
I take it you don't mean the minster one? Which by the way, excuse me....

Lyra Quest When?
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>>30622327
I remember lyra quest.
I have had a tab open for months because I am too fucking lazy to keep reading
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caw caw
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How can I entertain you CYOA? What silly things do you like to see in this thread?

How can we entertain ourselves? What fun thread activities do like to see?
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>>30622459
>How can I entertain you CYOA
Show me your genitals
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>>30622459
Show me your butt.
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>>30622467
Tell you what, to sweeten the deal if
>>30622459
posts his/her genitals I will post my own.
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>>30622469
Maybe, I have a pretty silly penis.
>>30622467
You don't want that.
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>>30622480
I don't want to see your genitals.
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https://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM
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>>30622487
Yea, me either really. But what if that anon has unusually entertaining genitalia?
>>30622480
Is there anything special about your genitals anon? Like some sort of oddity or curiosity? Can they do any tricks?
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I would show my genitals but I lost a bet in /mlpg/ once and got banned for linking a picture of my genitals as punishment.
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>>30622507
>Is there anything special about your genitals anon? Like some sort of oddity or curiosity? Can they do any tricks?
my penis is circumcised, does that count?
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>>30622513
No. Can your genitals juggle?
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>>30622513
No, no it doesn't. Your genitals are commonplace and boring. You have pleeb genitals.
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>>30622521
No.
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>>30622528
Can you juggle them?
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>>30622528
Then teach them to juggle.
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>>30622532
No
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>>30622539
Can they read books and wright poetry?
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>>30622539
Can you at least perform puppetry with them? This is disappointing.
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>>30622551
No but I kind of want to learn to do that now.
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>>30622547
Yea, what have your genitals contributed to society? Would I recognize any of their work?
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>>30622556
Somebody once said they thought my flacid cock looked nice.
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>>30622555
Your genitals are boring. Do you have any costumes you can put them in? Like a cat costume? Everybody loves cat costumes, except people who don't.
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>>30622555
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppetry_of_the_Penis
Get reading
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>>30622459
>How can I entertain you CYOA?
Run your quest.
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I lift weights with my cock, Sir. Gotta' keep it strong.
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>>30622570
See, there's a mare who knows how to make her genitals work for herself and the rest of us.
>>30622564
That's just unacceptable.

>>30622566
And you, everyone likes cat costumes, if they don't, then they aren't human.
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>>30622494
>>30622570
Whispen is stupid and I don't respect her. That's right, I just have sex with her.
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>>30622570
does she ever fuck anyone with her marecock?
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>>30622588
IIRC She had to use it as a peg leg after her back leg got blown off. NPCs kept asking why one of her legs was so much bigger and more vascular than the others.
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>>30622601
ah right, makes sense
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>>30622586
I had a chuckle
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>>30622588
No, but it has been known to mercy kill question horses with terrible owners.
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>>30622586
Sir is stupid and I don't respect him. That's right, I just have sex with him.
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>>30622586
I'd much rather see her tiddies.
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>>30622612
O-oh
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>>30622613
Frosty is stupid and she's getting killed off. That's right, I just have sex with her.
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>>30622618
This is a wonderful wispen. I wonder who drew it. You know what would be cool, some kind of chart.
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>>30622628
Discard the sex part.
Frosty is stupid and she's getting killed off. That's right, it will be the death of her.
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>>30622647
Yeah, it's really too bad no such chart exists. A real shame.
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>>30622647
I think this is the latest one.
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>>30622657
With how much you guys talk about this Cain guy I would have thought he would have drawn one
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>>30622657
Maybe I could update it, that's something to do.
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>>30622665
He didn't pay the Whispen tithe.
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>>30622669
and he paid dearly for it.
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>>30622665
All I ever wanted in this life was a Cain Whispen.
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>>30622657
>ygtnta
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>>30622669
He also never did a choosie.
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>>30622665
It hurts.
I don't don't even really like his art some of you faggots massivly exagerated how bad it was though I just wanted to see how he handled her armor.
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>>30622762
You just want to see her gussied up like a spess marine, don't you.
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>>30622775
That or a Cain take on her normal armor.
Either would be cool.
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>>30622667
I'm not going to do this, I can't even handle a relatively simple task like that right now. Someone else should though.
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I have a question for the newfags largly untainted by the bias of the shitstorms.
What do you think of Cainart?
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>>30622820
What's with you and armor anyways. It's weird, is it some kind of fetish? Normally I wouldn't ask, but thread etticate used to go out the window when the thread was in autsage I miss that.
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>>30622845
I don't think I am who you think I am. I am a Whispenfag interested in seeing new takes on her.
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>>30622835
Posting without a question horse is still unacceptable however.
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GRIFF BUTT
R
I
F
F

B
U
T
T
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>>30622657

>Lis whispen still labeled as "Never"
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>>30622851
I'm willing to believe that. Whatever produces Whispens is the truth.
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>>30622857
What's with you and Griff Butts anyways? It's weird, is it some kind of fetish? Normally I wouldn't ask, but thread extricate used to go out the window when the thread was in autosage. I miss that.
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>>30622903
Griff butt.
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>>30622910
Griff butt?
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>>30622916
Yes.
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>>30622835
It's alright. A few minor anatomy issues but aside from that one image with the giant armor and the tiny head they were barely noticeable. I liked the face on his deer and the intricacy of his airship.
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>>30622980
>that one image with the giant armor and the tiny head
When I saw that I assumed it was intentional. I sometimes wonder if maybe had I said something about it the artist would not have developed his inferiority complex.
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>>30622835
Completely and thoroughly average. The don't look like shit but they don't look like anything special.
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>>30622980
>one
There's actually a bunch of those. Back when he still drew everyone in Secret Club had to constantly remind him that pony heads need to be bigger.
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What's up with Vampony anyways? I kind of want to make a spooky quest, but it seems like a lot of work coming up with my own ideas.

Would you play a Vampony quest that is about a vampony that isn't Mango, but just happens to look and act exactly like her?
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>>30623005
Oh well in that case I suppose he has major problems with heads. From what I can tell though all the other anatomy issues are exagerated.
Overall though basically this >>30622995 maybe a little above average but nothing special.
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>>30623032
Vampony was a multiqm quest. If you wanted to pick it up where it left off, go right ahead.
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>>30621865
Concur of Paradise thing.
I want to suggest increasing and improving exports! Better exports = more money flowing into the kingdom!
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>>30623039
>maybe a little above average
Why do people say this?
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>>30623040
But would anyone be interested? What about a new vampire pony quest?
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>>30621993
Awe shite man. I just voted. You sure it's not too late?
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>>30623042
Too late.
I really would have thought he would wait 24 hours.
Still he said that although skies won once skies are done he will do conqueror.
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>>30623053
I'd give it a shot and continue reading if it was written well enough to hold my interest.
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>>30623045
Because it's tue. People are thrown off because we have an above average art quality in quests right now. If you look at the entire history of cyoa he is slightly above average.
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>>30623045
If you open the pic and take a good look at it it's not that bad. You have to get past the silly subject matter too.
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>>30623045
Because they know people will get triggered by their shit taste if they say express their true feelings, but don't want to say it's shit or just average either.
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>>30623060
He might also decide on the taking it in turns with threads or even 2 of skies to one of conquest.
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>>30623092
That's pretty paranoid, I can't even remember anyone actually asking what the rest of us thought about it, instead they just decided to keep talking about Cain and the tragic loss of his world class art.
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>>30623103
I'm not paranoid, you're paranoid, you fucking piece of shit. You can't trick me with your fucking bullshit lies and slander, you goddamn prick, fuck off back to mars you stupid ayy fuck, and take your clone brothers with you.
>>
>>30623111
Hey, you leave clones out of this. What did we ever do to you?
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>>30623064
Thanks, if I do it, I'll run a mini to see how shit my art and writing is. It's not something I can do anytime soon unfortunately, but I keep coming back to that idea. I read Vampony in one sitting and it really stuck with me for some reason.
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>>30623119
SEND AYYS BACK TO MARS
BUILD A SPACE WALL
THEY TOOK MAH JOB
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>>30623119
I blame the greys for this.
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>>30623136
>>30623148
I agree.
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>>30623136
>>30623148
This is about the probing, isn't it?
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>>30623156
Don't blame us, we just needed to study human reproduction and got a little confused along the way.

It's the reptilians you should be blaming, those guys are total strokes.
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>>30623194
You're both total strokes of shit, and I want you to go away, and stay go.
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>>30623210
t. Skinwalker.
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I didn't know /x/ had a CYOA general.
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>>30623227
Fuck off Ayy. We were here first.
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>>30623240
Someone tried to run a CYOA there once, but /x/ gets very confused about what is and isn't roleplay.

>>30623245
You guys think you're so cool for it too, but we both know it's the machine elves who really call the shots.
>>
I should check out x
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>>30623294
Don't look behind you.
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>>30623294
/x/ is a lot of fun. I've been a time traveler and someone from another dimension. Sometimes both at once.
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>>30623272
The machine elves are a bunch of pussys, just like you.
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>>30623321
You are so fucked, next time I'm down there, I'm slipping DMT right up your probe hole.
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>>30623377
Whatever bitch. You aren't gonna do shit.
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>>30623407
It dosn't matter, I'm already inside you. I've been there this whole time.
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>>30623441
Skeletons aren't real. You can't trick me.
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>>30623441
What quest is the most spooky scary
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>>30623555
It will be pretty scary when Frosty Rime is killed off
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>>30623564
The deer staff is cultural appropriation she deserves to die
>>
>>30623571
Was Russian development of nuclear weapons an appropriation of americans culture?
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>>30623579
There are two ways to appropriate a cultures weapons.
You can develop weapons inspired by those weapons which is very bad or even worse you can take an opponents weapon and use it against them, which is one of the most vile things you can do and is why Frosty Rime needs to die.
She never should have used the deer staff and she absolutely never should have used the deer sword.
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>>30623590
Taking the staff was like going to china and replacing your catapults with rockets.
Taking the sword was liking going to china and replacing your own sword with a Chinese sword.

I will leave it as an exercise to the viewer to decide which is worse
>>
Who is Frosty Rime?
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>>30623739
Mc of Darkest Hour. She is gonna be killed off (the killed off thing is a new meme, we have not had a proper new meme in ages and now we have been gifted with two, Frosty Rime will be killed off and Rust Bucket as the answer to every what cyoa character xyk question)
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>>30623783
Why are we meeming about the character from a confirmed dead quest being killed off? I don't get it, but I finally gave up on reading all the posts in this thread, so maybe I missed something.

The second one seems like it could be taken the wrong way, are we sure that it's making fun of the poster who kept bringing up Rust Bucket? It could be taken as genuine to easily.

I'll have to think about these memes some more before I can commit to them.
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>>30623916
Nobody was bringing Rust Bucket up too much. We are making fun of the guy who thought it was mentioned too much.

As for it causing situations where the character really is rust bucket to be ignored that is a problem.
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>>30623926
Yea, that's what I thought.
>>
Somebody should make the next thread. But not me because I really feel like using Cainart for the next one for some reason but that triggers you fags whenever somepony does it.
>>
New Thread!
>>30624081
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>>30624083
Thank you for your consideration in not starting a new thread with everyone pissed off.
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>>30624083
>somepony
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