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Legends of Magic #4 is still storytimed here!
>>30457665

Ponyville Mysteries: Schoolhouse of Secrets and The Tail of the Timberwolf are still storytimed here!
>>30444953

COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

712: Discordant Harmony - When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.

713: The Perfect Pear - The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.

714: Fame and Misfortune - Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.

715: Triple Threat - Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.

716: Campfire Tales - When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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The earlysodes

712- http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23n
https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e12.mp4

713- https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e13.mp4

718: A Health of Information - While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.

719: To Change a Changeling - Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.

720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You - When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.

721: Once Upon a Zeppelin - Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.

722: Marks and Recreation - Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.

723: Secrets and Pies - When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.

fun fact: the P in RSVP stands for "Pony"

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The tower *is* black though.
>>30543766
Throw in the hardcovers of FoE in there too.

>>30543766
Never read that fanfic. Is it really bad or is it just a usual hate meme only because it's popular or some shit?

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>>30543776

>>30543770
>Throw in the hardcovers of FoE in there too.
The resulting fire would cause global climate disasters.

>>30543780
Oh man, that's ancient.
I remember the magic lobotomy.

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>filly

>>30543770
The series is called 'The Dark Tower'
[Autism intensifies]
I own all the books, shit did get weird later on in the series.
Still think Roland chasing down his literal god and demanding he keep fucking writing was chuckle worthy.

>>30543794
>I own all the books
I'm sorry.
>shit did get weird later on in the series.
What, you mean King adding his LITERAL self-insert in books 6 and then again in book 7 or the furries? Or the fact he just tossed a few of his old books in there just for shits and giggles?
First one was good, two was okay, three was bad and from 4 onwards it just went from full retard to "oh shit zebra what are you doing" and beyond.

>>30543802
>furries
what? i read them all, i don't remember furries

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>>30543756
good ponies swallow

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>>30543805
your brain probably glossed over them in self-defence

>>30543805
The wolf people.
Who King kept reminding you liked to scratch their junk.
Constantly.

Or was that the Talisman?

>>30543802
The insane bullet train part was kinda funny?

>>30543756
>>30543809
ULP
ULP
ULP

>>30543816
Oh, there were all races.
Human-ish people with animal heads.
>>30543819
>ultra-intelligent and near godlike AI defeated by a joke about a dead baby stapled to a chicken because COMPUTERS CAN ONLY UNDERSTAND LOGIC GUYS
I will never forgive him for that.

>>30543816
man, you're pulling my leg
http://darktower.wikia.com/wiki/Wolves
they were robots though, and not involved
http://darktower.wikia.com/wiki/Oy
was a pet
>>30543824
i'm fairly sure I don't want to re-read it though

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>>30543829
I told you, your brain is trying to protect you.
http://darktower.wikia.com/wiki/Taheen

and let us not forget how he cured the schizophrenic girl by going back in time and literally exorcising the "evil" part out of her psyche.

The story of how diaper wearing bronies ruined a convention.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmULc5VANsw

oh and the fact that AIDS is a disease that vampires give to other people to suck their blood and turn into other vampires!

Let us not forget THAT too.

There are so many goddamn things wrong with the dark tower I can't even list them.

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>>30543842
first of all those are furries, not bronies. and its only a small few that are bad apples that ruined it for everyone else

>>30543836
He also fucked a demon while on acid.

>>30543856
is it just me or is trixies horn looking more engorged than usual

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>>30543873
she was originally a stallion turned into mare at the last second.

Consensually standing next to a pony.

We need more fillies of color here.

>>30543856
>Hey, we know we caused tens of thousands in damages to your servers, drilled glory holes in your bathrooms, and crinkled up and down the halls wearing diapers.
>And someone may have damaged your hot tub, disgusted your customers, and sold and used drugs on your property.
>But we have insurance so we cool?
*A few phone calls later.*
>BAWWW, HILTON DOESN'T WANT MONEY FROM US AND OTHER HOTELS WON'T SUPPORT US!
Fuck this shit is hilarious.

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>>30543869
oh yeah, that too.
And several people died and were reborn again, like callahan.
Or the witch masturbating with the snake.
Or the house coming alive and trying to kill the person inside it coming from 1970 new york into Roland's world while his future wife fucked a demon to keep the portal open and then birthed a demon child that would then die in the most anti-climatic way ever
flu

Seriously, you have the incarnation of pure evil ready to take over the world and with the ability to manipulate the minds of people and he dies of the flu like 200 pages before the end of the book.
Beyond retarded,

>>30543873
It's getting longer.
Soon, her transformation to Alicorn will be complete.

>>30543889
how is she holding that mug?

>>30543889
Don't forget "To break is divine"

>>30543892
Mexican magic.
Also known as she stabbed it.

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>>30543895
what's wrong with that
I mean other than the fact they kept repeating it over and over

I never understood why they wanted to do in that place
I remember they were like powerful psionic kids that would destroy multiverses or something

Also he didn't just die of flu, but because he also a stale dead horse. Yeah. Were-spider embodiment of evil woops can only eat COOKED meat guys come on step it up.

>>30543913
I think King was going through some weird shit.
I mean, the main protagonist didn't even get that sweet boipussy he kept lusting for.

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how many of her inches could you take?

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>>30543930
>I think King was going through some weird shit.
that's the norm for him, he himself said that he wrote better when he was doing coke and was drunk off his ass and wrote short novels to pay off his junkie needs.

But anyway this has been going on for long enough, this isn't the dark tower general.

What do you think of this little horsie

*Fillies internally*

fully filling filly.

>>30543936
weird nose

>>30543939
>What do you think of this little horsie
I think that little horsie traveled Concord.

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>>30543948
Enough.

>>30543951
I wanna smooch that horse

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unicorn harem

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>>30543958
smooch this

filly and colt harem

>>30543974
why would I want to smooch a fat ugly dyke

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>>30543979
Rainbow Dash isn't fat

>>30543948
Giddy up.

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>>30543977
All mine?

>>30543936
I'd take her sweaty feet in my mouth

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>>30543986
Oh really?

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>Today is World Listening Day
Pony listens.

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>>30544010
She needs that fat for buoyancy.

>>30544010
why are fat ponies so cute

>>30544027
Because you're a degenerate.

>>30544052
I dunno, I bet even normies would think fat ponies are cute

>>30543780
>'11
I've been here for too long

>>30544017
I'm afraid my father's gonna die, pony

I want to massage Derpy's butt.

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>>30543756

>>30544088

Pony only listens to pony questions.

>>30544081
go to bed roogna

>>30544109
Unf

Having a filly is something everyone should strive for.

Having two fillies is something everyone should strive for.

Filly, Walk With Me

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>>30544109
>Disrespecting Twilicorn
Rainbow Dash truly is best pony

>>30544110
Pony is afraid his pony is going to die

>>30544143
Only the POTUS is allowed to have two fillies.

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The ponies keep stealing your tobaccos

>>30544209
Enjoy your lung cancer and getting winded after light activity

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Having one filly and one colt is something everyone should strive for.

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Would you?

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>>30544222

>>30544222
Not hanks

>>30544222
I would make eggs with her and then cook them

>>30544219
I disagree, Bjorn.

Peach filly is not fit for school class presidency and should be impeached.

>>30544222
>missing leg
I don't do damaged goods

>>30544246
I find her disability to be very sexy

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>>30544235
That's because you're bad.

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>>30544228
The mount Everest of porn this show has produced is truly breathtaking

>>30544240
Don't worry anon. We've got an anonymous source telling the Foal Free Press that one time one of peach filly's friends once talked to a griffon. She'll be impeached any day now.

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>>30544253
indeed

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she must be so proud

>>30544219
Having a filly and a colt is dangerous. What if they fall in love with each other?
What if they start experimenting with each other while you're away?

>>30544268
That would be hot.

>>30544266
As if faust doesn't get furiously aroused by all the foal porn.

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I wish there was more lewd Fausticorn

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>>30544266

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>>30544285
You got me.

>>30544222
I guess

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>>30544290
Come again? Furaffinity's that a'way.

Pony majored in street philosophy in the last five years.

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>>30544308
>>30544308

>animeposting
>in mlpg

Even the weebest of weebs post weeb horses. Jesus christ man, it's simple etiquette.

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>>30544322
The pony version of that reaction pic sucks dick.

>>30544269
How would you feel when you realize that they like to bathe together because it allows them explore their bodies in private? Or when you realize that they might have done a lot of forbidden things together in your bed? Or that the pounding in their room you hear from time to time isn't precisely because they're jumping on the bed they share? Or that they like to cuddle while you watch movies together because it lets them stealthily rub each other's parts while you're not looking?

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>>30544342
>Naruto
>FLCL
>Star Vs.
>...

Utter plebeian.

>>30544342
How lewd does she go?

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>>30544345
>Americans.

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>>30544353
as lewd as you can handle

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>>30544362
>She obviously has a stash of pics where she holds the hands with various MCs.

Oh my.

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>>30544353
Very lewd

>>30544373
I want to go around putting black bars over ponies featureless crotches

>>30544345
My answer to all of that would have to be 'aroused'.
I would begin to invite myself into their happy fun foal times.

Filly sticked several black bars all over her body so you can't get aroused by it.

>>30544389
she doesn't know what she's doiung

where's the new DWKsode
again

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while you were out learning how to function in public

she was mastering the blade

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Are all the prequel comics down yet?

>>30544422
jokes on her, I learnt how to master the blade, too

>>30544422
Yes, but does she know about all the things I've said about her when she isn't around?

>>30544422
All her katana skills won't stop me from peeking at her panties

>>30544424
I'm not sure if you mean the movie ones, but the next one of those is coming out next week.

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>>30544424
four more years.

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>>30544422
That's a horrendous picture.

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>>30544411
You'd think that. Fillies know better.

>>30544439
Of course. Thanks.

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I'm looking forward to seeing more about the edgehorse's background.

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>>30544443
but it has boobs!

and katanas!

It *must* be good!

>>30544452
but it has no ponies.
Like the one you posted.
>>30544449
I'm looking forward of you not spamming that anymore.

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>>30544452
Except it has UGLY boobs and those swords are all over the place.

And worst of all, it uses the EQG designs. For fuck's sake, people. They were made to look terrible. How fucking hard is it to realize and make your own humanizations?

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>>30544471
I want to find a human Fluttershy and tell her that she's prettier than EqG her ever could be.

>>30544452
Rainbow Dash is a cute EqG.

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Coco Pommel is a very sexy mare.

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earth pony libido

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>>30544484
She's a cute everything.

>>30544476
>I want to tell her she's prettier than a walking pile of shit will ever be
Anon, that's why you're single.

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>>30544487
I want to give her foals.

>>30544476
>Baby you are prettier than my horse cartoon spinoffs

Smooth as fuck.

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>Anon complains about the crappy design of EqG characters
>Try to think up comeback

um

aw, fuck it

Pony equipped the ring of happiness.

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>>30543873
Trixie's horn length is one of those weird things you never really pay attention to, but then when you actually look at it, you wonder why you never noticed it before.

Season 1: she has a really long and thick horn that's distinct from any other unicorn horn seen in the show at that point.

Season 3: Her horn is the same length, but it's thinner to match the horn redesigns that happened mid-season 1.

Season 6, No Second Prances: She keeps jumping between her season 1 and 3 models for some reason.

Season 6, To Where and Back Again: Her two old models are replaced with a completely new one. Along with two eye reflections instead of just the one she had before (a feature distinctly for male ponies before), her horn is now SHORTER in length. While before it would extend past the top of her mane, now it just barely meets the edge. This has been her model since, used again in Celestial Advice and All Bottled Up.

Her model for the movie seems to draw from her late season 6 model, but it's hard to tell.

>>30544495
>prettier than 2D
that's quite the compliment actually

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>>30544538
You don't get out much, do you.

>>30544542
it's not my fault they don't understand the significance of it!

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>>30544547

>>30544547
I can't wait Glimmer to fucking kill SSJ Tirek for once and for all.

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Does Trixie's horn shrink if she goes into cold water?

Or grow if you rub it?

>>30544547
that dude looks like one of the dwarfs in the hobbit.

Also
>tirek
>again
what?
Are they serious? This is horrid writing.

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>>30544538
Please try that line on a real human female and see how awkward your relationship gets.

did anyone see the season 7 commercial today?

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>>30544547
>Tirek
>not Chrysalis and an army of villains

>>30544559
am I allowed to specifically look for some /a/-tier autist first?

>>30544565
>army
You can't breed an army in a single season, Anon.

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>>30544542
If he were to go out with like-minded people...

>>30544569
No. That's cheating.

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>>30544554
Do you want to find out?

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>>30544571
I think you're underestimating how much she wants revenge.

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>>30544572
>that guy

>>30544565
comic chrys was perfect.

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I want to necrocuck Bright Mac

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>>30544575
Funny thing.

I wasn't a huge fan of Trixie until she became a foil for Glimmy.

Also, yes!

I want to necroquest necropone

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>>30544571
That won't stop her from trying, Anon

>>30544565
Please no, she's suffered enough.

>>30544572
sometimes I wish I had no shame. seems like life becomes much more fun if you don't

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Do you think Glimmer will appear in the finale?

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The true shit-storm will start when >pic related shows up

I once talked to a girl who thought she was a nerd
she said she liked call of duty and skyrim
I don't talk to girls anymore

>>30544611
>hurrr will the main character appear??

>>30544572
>skinny as fuck legs
>skinnyfat
>shirt tan
Man, why do people like that go outside?

>>30544594
>see trough belly
>visible guts
PERFECT

>>30544621
But you talk to your mom, don't you anon?

>>30544643
I haven't seen my mom in like six months

Why the fuck does MLPG have such a hard on for humans?

>>30544621
How can you talk to mares if you can't talk to women?

>>30544621
that's about as nerdy as you'll get them. more nerdy and they also come with the troll-look

>>30544627
>Man, why do people like that go outside?
Gee, it's as if most people don't quite look like movie stars but still have a life.

His ""cosplay"" is the cringy part.

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>>30544651
mares are inherently nicer than 3d women

>>30544649
I thought it was fillies.

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>>30544652
Find a girl that says she likes fighting games and hold on to her tight

>>30544661
>don't quite look like movie stars but still have a life
There's nothing wrong with him breathing, I'm just saying he shouldn't be allowed to be seen without pants and a shirt in public under public law.
Like, do not let that man get near a beach. I just ate.

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>>30544662
Mares can be bitches sometimes though.

>>30544664
Theres a lot of human filly porn and human art posted often. A lot of people here prefer humans to ponies for some reason

>>30544665
But fighting games are utter shit and videogames in general are silly pastimes.
I'll never understand the hordes of people who enjoy zelda and pokemon.

>>30544665
but I don't like fighting games

>>30544682
>>30544675
et tu, mlpg?

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>>30544682
Here's the beauty of it: She probably doesn't either

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>>30544672
Just tell the butch that you're a weirdo who likes ponies.
And pony butts.

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>>30544668
>Like, do not let that man get near a beach. I just ate.

You sound like someone who's never been at a beach in his life if you can't handle that.
He's still a Harrison Ford compared to the usual folk seen there. God forbid a nudist beach.

>>30544665
That would fuck a lot of people over as I doubt many people here play those.
Sadly, I'm one of them.

>>30544695
I don't understand. We both haven't strong feeling towards a thing?
>>30544698
I spent the last five years working like 500 meters from a beach anon
I just try not to look at disgusting people.

>>30544413
Oh my god, Karen, you can't just go around touching ponies' butts.

>>30544698
>You sound like someone who's never been at a beach in his life if you can't handle that.

>tfw your car broke down and every time you step into the bus you want to die

Where is the wrestling?

filly is scared

Videogames are a waste of time
why aren't you learning to play an instrument or reading a book or learning a craft

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>>30544719
She should be.

>>30544675
>I'll never understand the hordes of people who enjoy X.

That's okay, they'll probably never understand your ways of spending free time, either. That's the beauty of past-times/hobbies.

>>30544721
I learned how to play the keyboard and guitar, got bored, played vidya instead, got bored and now I do nothing

>>30544721
>play an instrument or reading a book or learning a craft
But those are a waste of time too

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>>30544708
Nah man you're missing the point.
See she says she likes fighting games because she's played a few and feels like it sets her apart from other nerdy girls because fighting games are not that popular or something. You can use that to get her into other stuff you like.
I'm talking out of my ass all I know is that girls that play fighting games are fun people

>>30544715
https://derpibooru.org/710530

>>30544738
This doesn't seem like a fair fight

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>>30544733
>reading is a waste of time

>>30544753
How is it not a waste of time?

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You're all silly, we all know that girls only like things to define themselves or because their boyfriends like them.

A good example from MLPG would be Rose.

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>>30544734
>all I know is that girls that play fighting games are fun people

Generally people into fighting games are on the overall more fun since it's more of a social genre and absolutely no one could ever get anywhere without a good modicum of social interaction/matureness.

Meanwhile, all the girls at the dorms play Dota 2/LoL and while I understand liking games like that, hearing and seeing people get so damn irritated by the game and their own team just turns you right off, no matter how nice they may look like. I guess it's a paradise for people who enjoy getting mad, or having their friends cussing out the ass for hours on end to actually get some actual entertainment afterwards but it's not my thing.

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>>30544759

I identify online as a cute filly.

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>>30544759
When is the last time you read a book?

>>30544776
I identify as a panfluid demibi spiritsexual monk named Roofus.

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>>30544773
You're making the claim that reading is productive.

The burden of proof is on you to provide evidence.

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>>30544789
>pan fluid

What're we cooking?

>>30544789
Can I identify as a griffon?

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>>30544734
>You can use that to get her into other stuff you like.
I hope you never
>>30544733
If you finish a game, you're over. You had fun for a while and that's it. Unless it's a competitive multiplayer game and you're determined to get to the top 10 in the world, you're having sterile fun.
Meanwhile you learn to play baseball or any sport, you can play and get better and train your body and release lots of good hormones while you're having fun, usually with another group of people who since you keep interacting with them you could safely call friends afte some months. Not only you're improving yourself, getting friends and going out more, you're also having a lot of fun. Same goes with other games. Like that world go champion that got beaten by google's AI. He got so good at his thing they actually made a machine worth billions of dollars just trying to beat him.
Meanwhile, regular bots can beat people at almost every videogame.

See, that is why it's a waste of time.

>>30544759
Because for the same reasons as sport, reading is not a sterile pastime but a fruitful one. You get a better grasp on the language, understand things better, your brain makes connections he wouldn't have made if you hadn't read.

Learn the difference between sterile pastimes and fruitful pastimes, it could save your life.

>>30544787
I read a lot. But reading is still technically a waste of time :/

>>30544803
What do you read? If you're not learning anything from books then you might be reading the wrong books.

>>30544801
Is it a fruitful pastime to jerk off if you aren't sterile?

>>30544801
>I hope you never
What's wrong with that? Getting people into new stuff if they are open to it is always a good thing so long as you're not forcing it on them.

>>30544812
I'm re-re-reading the entirety of pratchett's works

>>30544820
Hilarious
anyway you should also stop watching porn and masturbating for like three months
it helped me, I used to only be able to get off from EA's most depraved works and extreme scat/torture.

>>30544826
Left it there, I meant to say I hope you never force her to get into stuff only you like.

>>30544801
>If you finish a game, you're over. You had fun for a while and that's it.

If you've seen a movie, you're over. You had your fun for a while and that's it.
If you've finished a book, you're over. You had your fun for a while and that's it.

Really activates those almonds, doesn't it?

>release lots of good hormones while you're having fun

>Hormones released to make you feel the emotion of fun.
>But when you're playing a game, you don't get any of those. No. Your body just magically conveys some special hexacode through an intagible link to tell your brain its having fun and so it does. Totally different thing!

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>>30544840
>If you've seen a movie, you're over. You had your fun for a while and that's it.
>If you've finished a book, you're over. You had your fun for a while and that's it.
It looks like you're trying to not understand my post on purpose and rerouting them as if I wanted to say things that compel your arguments over mine

I don't think that's the case anon nevertheless I am sure you'll get it right if you just try.

>Learn the difference between sterile pastimes and fruitful pastimes, it could save your life.

Posting millions of posts created as if by a spam bot starting "Filly does X" sure is a very 'fruitful' pastime according to you.
Given your filename and all.

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where are the horsies?
I was told there were going to be horsies

>>30544801
So your saying anything that doesn't improve you is a waste of time?

Do you mastubate? Do you ever eat a candy bar? Do you ever go to the movie? No one should do these things by your logic, right? They're just wasting time, right?

People can do what ever they want and have fun with it. You're putting an artificial value on life. Life has no purpose and nothing has any point to it. You're wasting your life no matter what you do.

>where are the horsies?
Several months away.

If you haven't done everything there is to be done with what we have on our hands for the past 6 and a half years, then you're really slacking off.

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Trixie is a trans girl. Be nice to her.

>>30544886
But I love you, Bonbon.

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>>30544594
Ha, the pine-tree air-freshener around her neck.

>>30544891
She's a pony. I was going to be nice to her anyway.

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The fact that you're alive at this moment is basically a miracle in itself, considering the probabilities involved and the infinite ways you could have not been given the chance to be even be born. Don't waste your life doing something you don't like.

https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/07/discordand-harmony-and-perfect-pear.html#more

"Twilight battles the Pony of Shadows".

So, new villain for the finale confirmed?

>>30544868
there's been a short horse intermission

>>30544907
So is it the pony of shadows or Tirek?
I'm confused now.

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>>30544906
Stop wasting your time on a show for little girls.

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>>30544906
>we could've been born 100 years in the past or future and never experienced pony

>>30544907
I really doubt it.
Like it's put there in the middle of other irrelevant stuff and I doubt they would just not care about the finale

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>>30544891
More importantly, she should be nice to her new gender colleagues.

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>tfw I wasted 7 years on a cartoon show

>>30544918

I doubt Tirek is in this season's finale. They probably finished the voice acting for the season months ago.

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>>30544940
I really just want a finale like BNE again

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>>30544931
Would you shower with Trixie? Even if her dick is bigger than yours?

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>>30544934
It hasn't been a waste for me

Maybe you're doing it wrong

>>30544962
If only mlp was a book instead of a show, then I wouldn't have wasted my time

>>30544934
I actually became better at listening stuff in English because of this show.

Never judge a filly by its cover.

>>30544949
You should just rewatch it then.

>>30544982
Maybe I will.

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>>30544934
I'd hardly call it a waste; its been terribly fun.
Less of a hobby... and more like an obsession.

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>>30544966
Books are boring, I used to like them but as I got older, I found myself enjoying them less and less.

>>30544931
>training people with mental healthy problems how to kill
Splendid idea.

>>30544934
>Got interesting in fighting games.
>Sorted myself out music-wise, now I actually know about a lot of genres and shit.
>Gained a big interest in animation and how it works thanks to the many involved fan animations.
>Got my brother into anime who in turn got me into anime.
>Caught up on modern cartoons, learned a ton about how they work both internationally and in Japan.
>Learned how drawing and painting works, able to do basic cartoony characters which could be invaluable if I ever interact with kids.
>A lot more stuff that I won't bother listing not to turn this into a blog post.

>Most importantly, I've had a lot of fun.

I would never consider the time spent with the show wasted even if it could have been more productive not orbiting around a single interest for so long.

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>>30545002
>mental healthy

>>30545008
that "y" is obviously not supposed to be in there. my bad

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>>30544934
We're part of this world for such a short amount of time, in the grand scheme of things. I'm glad there was something in that time I could get into like this.

>>30544998
Books are better than movies in my opinion, because it's a less passive activity. You need to actually take attention to the words you're reading.

>>30545020
Unlike threads; which are just passive absent-minded shitposting.

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>>30545020
Huh

Yeah, I don't think I'd enjoy watching a book, but to each their own I guess

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>>30545002
So, when you talk about "people with mental … problems", do these "problems" seem like something these people deserve help with? If so, what do you imagine that help looking like?

Also, have you ever had to deal with a mental problem, like depression, or autism?

>>30544931
Wait wouldn't they instantly fail the psych evaluation to get in the army since they have mental issues?
As far as I know gender dysphoria is still classified as a mental illness in the US

>>30545020
Both have their own merits, pros and cons.
But I agree shutting down and reading a book for hours on end leaves you in shambles only physically but after a decent movie marathon, it's hard even to add up anything over 10 for a while, let alone think about anything even slightly hard.

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>>30544934
>tfw I wasted 6 years on a cartoon show

>>30545037
I think they hate them and want to get rid of them ASAP. As in, the real women.

For one, it's embarrasing. Then there's the factor that women already get knocked up all too often even without being allowed to live for extended periods of time separated from the rest of the world with a perfectly working dick at their disposal.

But this is /k/ shit. Just ask them.

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>>30544670

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>>30545065

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What would be your ideal MLP episode, MLPG?

>>30545068
An episode about Cadance doing something cool

>>30545068
Fluttershy teaching scootaloo how to fly

FACT:
Existence has no fundamental value
FACT:
It is impossible to waste something that had no justification for existing
FACT:
Anyone who argues against these are being subjective and placing worth on which there are none

Now can we please go back to posting ponies?

>>30545037
>since they have mental issues?
Not if you just redefine gender dysphoria to be a problem of your body rather than a problem with your mind :^)

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>>30545068
23 minutes of best princess

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>>30545068
An episode that begins with the words "written by Lauren Faust"

>>30545031
Everyone deserves help, but it doesn't help to give in to delusions.

>>30545068
Celestia goes to a secret mountain village retreat for a day off. Something happens and she can't help but intervene, even though she's trying to relax.

Your favorite pony is exposed to the vacuum of space. How do they react?

>>30545078
FACT:
Weebs are a blight on MLPG

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>>30543763
>>30543767

>>30545087
Lauren's episodes were sub-par.

>>30545112
FACT:
We should get rid of you, then.

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>>30545068
Difficult situations with complex moral dilemmas.
Problems with no good solution.
Episodes that point out or highlight character flaws.

>>30545068
Honestly would love an episode that focused solely on Celestia. A slice of life 'day in the life of' quirky episode showing Celestia dealing with crazy pony issues seems like it could be really fun to watch, and lets face it, best princess doesnt get enough screen time.

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>>30545118
>The Ticket Master was subpar
Don't respond to my posts ever again

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>>30545136
>Difficult situations with complex moral dilemmas.
>Problems with no good solution.

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>>30545136
Have I got an episode for you!

>>30545136
done
none of them are difficult or complex enough for you
the problems are unsatisfying
the flaws are poorly done
the show is cancelled after three episodes

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I want to see someone that's never watched the show react to Slice of Life.

>>30545175
I want to see someone that's never watched the show react to the S6 finale instead. It was a crazy episode.

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>>30545162
Wait, this isn't what I wanted!

>>30545118
>Lauren's episodes were sub-par.

Considering she practically co-wrote and painstakingly micromanaged every single episode in S1, it's practically all her episodes.
It's Lauren. You let her do her own thing and the results may vary, you have her work with someone in tandem and you make shit as solid as diamonds most of the time.

>>30545181
Or Twilight's Kingdom.
Both are good.

>>30545220
Season 1 wasn't one of the better seasons as a whole, either.

>>30545186
Next time stop using a monkey's paw you faggot

>>30545239
Please stop having bad opinions soon

>>30545148
Check out season 7 episode 1, anon.

wait, does mlpg really think that its not okay to have a little bit of fun? Why does everything have to be towards benefiting your future?

>>30545253
>People still fall for the "S1 is among the best seasons" meme

>>30545253
Season 1 has less than 7 bad episodes.
I can't call that a great season.

>>30545264
Damn it I butchered that

I was going to say "less than 75% of it was good" and only deleted half the sentence.

>>30545264
>thinking seasons are better the more bad episodes they have
You're pretty retarded mate

>>30545271
Hurse

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ponies

>>30545068
It would be pretty interesting to see what they could do in the form of a 'silent episode' (ex. 'Fish out of Water' episode of BoJack Horseman)

I feel like something neat could come from it.

>>30544721
>kid who still live with mommy and daddy trying to tell people what they should do with their life

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How can we improve Scootaloo?

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>>30545298
It's not possible.

>>30545091
What makes a feeling a delusion?

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>>30545298
maybe a few laser beams and jet engines

>>30545304
I wanna kiss that filly.