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711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari

Friendship is Magic #56 storytimed here!
>>30501885

The hiatus officially ends in August 5th.
http://www.tvguide.com/tvshows/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic/episodes/307115/

How's Twilight's #1 Assistant handling the summer vacation season? It's like as not that he's still handling as many chores as usual at least, but that's never stopped him from having plenty of free time as well. Could be one of those times he gets to travel with Twilight as well; he doesn't always tag along, but if it's just recreational, no reason he can't join in some fun.

>>30512768
Previous thread.
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Hahaha, boop
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Legends of Magic #4 is still storytimed here!
>>30457665

Ponyville Mysteries: Schoolhouse of Secrets and The Tail of the Timberwolf are still storytimed here!
>>30444953

COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

712: Discordant Harmony - When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.

713: The Perfect Pear - The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.

714: Fame and Misfortune - Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.

715: Triple Threat - Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.

716: Campfire Tales - When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
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The earlysodes

712- http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5rc23n
https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e12.mp4

713- https://stream.sunnysubs.com/s07e13.mp4

718: A Health of Information - While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.

719: To Change a Changeling - Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept their new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.

720: It Isn't the Mane Thing About You - When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.

721: Once Upon a Zeppelin - Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.

722: Marks and Recreation - Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.

723: Secrets and Pies - When Pinkie Pie thinks she see Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.

>>30503842
Previous Thread
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>>30518359
>>30518372
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When was the last time you watched an episode, and what was it?
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>filly
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>>30518318
I prefer the crystal puncher, perfect for destroying crystal ponies WHO PISS ME OFF
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Beware of the filly penises
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>>30518372
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>>30518395
Fillies don't have anything between their legs besides their cunnies, you silly.
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ponuterrific
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>Colt
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>>30518345

What are the chances of a 2nd Spike episode this season?
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>>30518440
Hopefully zero
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>>30518387
>one for each hole
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Filly
Can you
be a little be stronger
Filly
'Cause I need a little longer
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https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/07/new-german-mlp-movie-synopsis-and.html

>Princess Twilight Sparkle is stuck in the middle of preparations for a big friendship festival, when the mighty Storm King and his unscrupulous commander Tempest Shadow invades Ponyville with their troops. The sinister dictator wants to conquer the Kingdom of Equestria, so that he can finally rule the entire world. Tempest herself originates from Equestria. During her childhood she lost her horn in an accident and thus also her magical abilities. She felt ostracized by the other ponies and changed to the side of evil. However, should Tempest succeed at stealing the four princesses' magical abilities, then the Storm King would give her back her horn.
>Tempest can quickly overhwlem the princesses of the Day, Night and Family. However, Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship, will not give up so easily. Together with her best friends Applejack and Pinkie Pie; Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy; Rarity and baby dragon Spike, she flees to the south. There she hopes to find the legendary Queen of the Hippogriffs and to ally with her against the Storm King.
>While fleeing, Tempest Shadow is always hot on their heels. Twilight and Co. have their hooves full trying to constantly shake off their nasty pursuer. In addition, they have to weather tons of adventures. They encounter a shady tomcat called Capper, who offers to help them, but in truth is double-crossing them. They fly as stowaways in the airship of Captain Celaeno and her silly birds. Eventually, they land in the glittering underwater kingdom of Seaquestria, where Queen Novo has created an entirely new world. Before the Mane 6 can convince her to join them in the fight against the Storm King, Twilight has to first learn an important lesson...
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The movie is gonna be so shit.
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>>30518488
>They encounter a shady tomcat called Capper, who offers to help them, but in truth is double-crossing them.
The perfect information to be in a synopsis.
Thanks Germany
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>>30518488
>She felt ostracized by the other ponies
lmao

>>Tempest can quickly overhwlem the princesses of the Day, Night and Family
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

What a shit movie I'm so glad it is not going to be canon.
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>>30518497
derp

well I guess it's not that big a deal, it probably was going to be obvious
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Fillies are like cats.
Cats cannot be trusted.
Therefore fillies also can't be trusted.
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>>30518488
This looks WAY too long for a movie synopsis.
I think i will to not read this.
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>>30518513
Yeah, seriously.
Look away for a second and they're stealing your colts.
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>>30518488
>but in truth is double-crossing them.

UNBARBED
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>>30518488
This is extremely convoluted
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>>30518497
Never trust cats
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The movie's going to be shit, isn't it?
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>>30518488
That's retarded.
This movie's retarded.
I hate everything.
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>>30518499
>Day, Night and Family
Is can'tdance the princess of discovery family now
that makes so much sense in the buyourtoys scenario it's not even funny
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>>30518549
At least they're not in new york helping some jew find love.
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>>30518535
It kinds of boils down to Storm King fucking up a lot of races' lives, and these races having their revenge on him with the help of the ponies. Not so convoluted in my opinion.
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>>30518557
For now.
Remember that screencap, it still might be true if mlp goes full smurf.
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>>30518556
Is not like they care about writing in the movie.
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>>30518549
It doesn't revel anything new besides Capper being a traitor.
I mean we already knew that the Storm kingtries to conquer Equestria, Twi and Friends meet the cat, the bird pirates and the sea ponies we just didn't know in what order.
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>>30518556
>>30518569
It's an unofficial translation from a German source. Maybe family is like love for them?
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>princess of #senpai
great, now they just have to start referring to zecora as niBBa and we've got the full emoji movie script right there.
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>>30518566
Please. Let us not meme this into being. We all saw what baneposting did to that flight in Les Bains.
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>>30518575
>Maybe family is like love for them?
Nah, she's princess of famalam now.
she's the famprincess.

>>30518585
Les bains was just what happens when you give the keys of the flying bus that can hold 200 passengers to a depressed frogposter
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>>30518488
>princess of family is a straight pony
Fucking bigots
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Filly wants to be the new Princess of Love.
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>>30518488
why would they mention the double crossing in the synopsis.

this entire shitfest sounds like it was pulled out of dA's asshole.

how many fucken monsters are going to steal the alicorns powers? it sounds like celestia and luna are getting fucked right away once again.
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>>30518601
Filly is already my princess of love.
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someone tell nobby to fix his pony machine and draw candance with tons of those hyper-compressed emojis crying from happiness
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Filly says it's time to pay the price
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>>30518410
they have hungry cocks! Enough storage space for two colts!
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>bullied filly turns into supervillain

everytime
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You gotta pay the troll toll
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>>30518612
those scumbags deserve it anyways
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>>30518611

Is there a tier lower than shit tier? Because cockvore would be in that tier.
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>>30518570
Given the prequel comic, it's probably a situation of "okay, I did what you asked, now you have to hold up your end of the bargain." Would not be surprised if Capper ends up Lando'd.
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>>30518612
If you were constantly bullied during your entire childhood, would you have turned into a good person?
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>>30518619
Just because it was a deal to save Cloud City doesn't change the fact that Lando was a traitor
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>>30518612
Fillies shouldn't be bullied either way. They deserve all the love you can give them.
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ring in the pones
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>>30518607
>it sounds like celestia and luna are getting fucked right away once again

You were silly for thinking they serve any role in the series other than showing how powerful the new big bad is by losing to them.
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>random evil badguy wants to take over the world for no raison and he is super evil for no raisins

ughgugguhgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>30518622
Of course not, but he was also instrumental in the destruction of the second Death Star.
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>>30518612
Fucking bullied kids.
They are a menace to society.
I think they should be bullied even more to make them learn their place.
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>>30518627
>for no reason
The comics explains his reasons. He just loves money.
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>>30518619
>Given the prequel comic
Please don't say those words in that sequence. It hurts.
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>>30518635
So capitalism is the true enemy the main six must defeat.
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B A R B E D
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>>30518642
Buzzy little wings are so cute.
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>>30518640
Mad Marx, please. Your time is yet to come.
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>>30518618
Pedophilia?
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How to properly and safely bully fillies:

1. make sure they dont have any freak super strength
2. make sure they arent the magic prodigy chosen one
3,. dont bully fillies who have edgelord coat/hair styles.
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>>30518642
EVEN BETTER
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>>30518654
You mean this thread?
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>>30518635
wouldnt it be easier and more profitable to just slaughter a few dragons and steal their stash.
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>>30518621
>>30518632
>tfw bullied as a kid
>became farmer instead of supervillain
shit
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>>30518665
>>30518671
it writes itself!
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>>30518671
FULL NOW
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>>30518671
Is it bad that I'm curious on how the entire drawing looks like?
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>>30518676
If it gets posted or linked I'm gonna report it.
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>>30518669
Dragons are too big and dangerous, I guess? And maybe he gets off with the whole conquering thing, like Genghis Khan but without the mass rape thing.
I mean, he never bothered Equestria until now because the ponies have magic and stuff, and he's just a magicless monkey.
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>>30518677
Yes.
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>>30518672
>farmer
You gotta be a philosophy major to become a farmer, anon.
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I told you movie was gonna be shit
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>>30518672
That's because you're not a filly.
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>>30518672
It's never too late man.
Just make your thing be around farm plants or something.
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>>30518682
>without the mass rape

try again pal
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>>30518683
But I want to know what Sweetie's scared of
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>>30518688
I fear even Sia and her bow magic can't save the movie.
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>>30518686
I was a philosophy major. English minor.
>>30518689
that's the real shame, isn't it.
>>30518691
too much work for villainy. This shit doesn't grow itself, despite what they say.
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>movie spoilers the seaponies are just transformed hippogriffs forced into exile
Does this mean we'll get to see hippogriff fillies?
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>>30518697
sweetie's got an erection and the others are making fun
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>>30518612
sometimes they also just take the bullying
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>>30518711
That sounds __hot__
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>>30518700
Ha! Funny thing, friend of mine who was a philosophy major became a farmer in the organic business too.

Because of that sometimes I just tell people I've majored in philosophy when they ask me what I've been doing all these years as a NEET.
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>>30518708
I don't really care about the movie anymore I think.
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>>30518716
Well, I mean, it worked for Diogenes.
And he told emperors to go fuck themselves, jacked off in public, lived in a barrel, and humiliated Plato in front of his students.
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>>30518718
I will treat it like the comics.

enjoy the CP, and the porn that will come from it. but dont take the story seriously.
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>>30518716
>sometimes I just tell people I've majored in philosophy when they ask me what I've been doing all these years as a NEET.
Is there a difference?
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>>30518672
what's your produce
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>>30518729
As a philosopher, I can safely say that, unless you actually write books, there is no real difference between being a philosopher and being a NEET beyond the NEET being happier with his life.
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don't bully the philosophers. it's not their fault they didn't know better.
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To filly or not to filly.
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>>30518732
Grapes. For wine, not eating.
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Filly, obviously.
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>>30518740
Do you have your own winery or do you have a contract with one?
How much for a cask?
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>>30518699
I think it will be a fun ride, but they're also constrained by the fact that they can't change the show's canon in any way to keep the status quo.
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>>30518725
By CP you mean cute ponies, right?
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I lOvE pIeS xDddddddd
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>>30518740
as a wine-producing philosopher, only you can truly appreciate this comic.

http://existentialcomics.com/comic/187
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>>30518754
Our winery's still going through the approval phase, so we've been shipping grapes off to other wineries to get wine made. As for price by the cask/bottle, that's something they deal with and we haven't had to think about yet.
>>30518769
Ha ha, yeah. That's kinda how it goes.
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>>30518765
cute princesses
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>>30518765
please stop posting japanese at me
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>>30518786
I never expect much when it comes to my favorite princess so I think you shouldn't expect much if you're hoping for some cute Celestia and Luna action.
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>>30518792
Twilight turned you into a filly again huh
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>>30518769
God I fucking hate it when that happens
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>>30518769
I don't get why life has to have a meaning or an end to some. Doesn't that limit our freedom of choice, even if subconsciously?
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>>30518790
Bem
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>>30518812
>I don't get why life has to have a meaning or an end to some.
Because while open-world games are nice and everything, I can tell by experience that if they don't have an end goal you're going to either suicide or create your own goal.
I'm pretty sure that works the same way in life.
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>>30518488
It's all about how it's executed.

Rolling my eyes at the princesses getting shafted again. If it's done differently than Tirek I'll be Happy. However I'm getting weary of the princesses that aren't Twilight being cast aside whenever a new threat appears.
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>>30518799
I'm excited to see them immediately subdued and executed by the Storm King.
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the princesses are very pretty poners and I love them lots.
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>>30518856
Hey, if you're into that kinda stuff who am I to judge?
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>villain cant use magic
>is able to take out the most powerful magic users in the world

Did she visit the local evil artifacts shop? a tripple alicorn amulet perhaps? you know they really need to start shutting down these magic shops when you think about it.
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what kind of oatmeal should I make?
nothing with bananas, just not in the mood
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>>30518802
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>>30518838
Well it's their fault for not being born main characters.
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>>30518781
What does the paperwork for wineries entail?
Is it a million or two for a license like with liquor stores?
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Sartre is the thinking man's philosopher
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>>30518867
Storm king is going to give her some of his magic to do shit or some bullshit like that, but for some reason it's not going to be able to take out Twilight for reasons so she'll just get in the way whenever she can.
That's why she's Knuckles tier.
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>>30518908
>Marxists
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>>30518886
150g oatmeal
14g peanuts
20g raisins
cinnamon

for breakfast every day
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Fillies are like millennials.
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>>30518911
>has the power to give others magic
>loves money

he could sell magic to earthies and become a billionaire the legal way.
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>>30518943
are you fucking serious

40 grams of oatmeal
15 grams of 85% chocolate
30 grams of walnuts
1 tablespoon of acacia honey
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>>30518943
>peanuts
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to be fair I usually eat the walnuts with a banana but you said no bananas so
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>>30518943
>150g oatmeal
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oatmeal
chocolate chips
knob of peanut butter
#bliss
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>>30518960
not all of us can afford fancy walnuts like mr. richmoneybags over here >>30518956
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>>30518895
nothing nearly that expensive, but it's not cheap.
To be completely honest, I just work there, and have been for the last three or so years (which actually makes me the senior employee since out of the eight or so prospective new hires only one's stuck around)
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>>30518956
>Of course he's not serious, it's oatmeal, he's crazy
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WHAT'S THE PLAN HORSEPEOPLE

>>30518973
They're literally 7$ for 1 kg. Where the fuck do you live.
And the chocolate is 20$ for 1 kg, which means that a single serving of 15 grams costs 10 cents and the whole breakfast costs less than 60 cents.

Also raisins fucking cost more than that.
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you need to buy a bulk store if you want nuts
not whole foods, that's for whores who landed a rich betacuck
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>>30518954
How would the earth ponies use magic without a horn. At least with what's-her-face we can argue that with a broken horn you can still do SOME magic if it's given to you or something stupid like that.

This whole movie is stupid.
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>>30518973
>Walnuts
>Expensive
If 30g of walnuts is expensive anywhere, maybe i SHOULD be checking my privilege.
Jeez.
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>>30518985
>WHAT'S THE PLAN HORSEPEOPLE

HEAVEN OR HELL, FIGHT!
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>>30518985
I'M GONNA BUY PONY SOME AVOCADO TOAST
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>>30518973

Bitch, I live on money so short it can't see the top of its head when it looks in the mirror.

don't you fucking tell me I spend too much, I've perfected buying great food at ridiculous prices for years now.
I eat like a fucking king on organic mountain and I spend less than 100 euros a month so shut your fucking trap while the adults are talking.
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>>30518990
dont be sad about the movie derpy, let me touch you
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>>30519006
easy now anon calm down
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>>30518985
>WHAT'S THE PLAN HORSEPEOPLE
Study for my driver's license.
Maybe work on my art.
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I only eat oatmeal for the maltodextrin or whatever the fiber is called
psyllium husk makes me bloat too much and I feel fat
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>>30518985
Sleep.
Play vidya.
Buy like, two boxes of tacos and make myself ill.
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>>30519015
I remember when I got my driver's license two years ago. I broke down crying in front of the examiner and had to retake the test.
Good times.
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My only regret is that I have terminal ponitis
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>>30518956
that sounds pretty good

>>30518968
sounds like calorie overload. i need nuts for the crunch texture though.
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>>30519003
Oh yeah. That's today.
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>>30519006
TEACH ME YOUR SECRETS YOU FUCKER
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>>30519029
It really is
the honey really brings the flavor together and if you add a bit of milk too to cool it down right before you put the honey but a minute after you put the chocolate so it melts evenly it's the bomb.

>>30519045
Sure, but I'll spoiler them.
Let me write everything down.
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>>30518967
oh wait that must be cooked. i am not used to non american measuring.
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>>30518985
to watch anime till I fall asleep from exhaustion
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>>30519050
>milk
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>>30519023
>I broke down crying in front of the examiner and had to retake the test.
>Good times.
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>>30519008
悪い映画
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>>30519059
>being lactose intolerant
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>>30519064
Fucking moon runes
I want a refund
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>>30519023
I usually make my examiners break down and cry because i'm hopeless.
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>>30519064
>悪い
Is that google translate at work?
Pretty sure you meant a bad movie, not an evil one.
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>>30519015
underage go
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>>30519079
Are you implying this movie is not evil?
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>>30519065
Not him but i avoid milk like the devil because it fucks with my crohn's.
Doesn't matter if there's lactose or not.
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>>30519065
cow milk is gross once you learn whats in it, and its even more gross once you learn how its farmed.
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>>30519089
Actually i'm 27.
I didn't want to get a car until i had enough of a personal economy for it to not eat all my money.
Cars and everything related are crazy overexpensive here. If i lived in a place with less insane politics i'd have had one from the age of 18 probably.
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>>30519108
>cow milk is gross once you learn whats in it
this meme sucks on ice
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>still no Harvest Moon-style game with horses or horse people

Come on, mane
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>>30519108
I could really use some more of that pony right now.
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>>30519071
spongebob pls
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>>30519108
Fat, carbs, casein and whey?
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>>30518985
Try not to get distracted from drawing a long-ass comic.
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How does a Sugar Star compare to a Fleshlight? Do they feel the same?
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>>30518985
I have to work tomorrow.
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horsey princesses
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There are five princesses
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>>30519045
You gotta find good places to find stuff. I literally go to one place only to buy the oatmeal and chocolate that's 10 km from where I live, but it's *that* cheap. It's something like 4 euros for 1 kg of certified homegrown organic oatmeal. The chocolate is a great brand that you don't find anywhere that has a lower price there than anywhere else because of reasons. Look around in your spare time to see if there's a gem hidden among the muck, mark it and go there just for that.

Buy all your vegetables frozen. That means you can steam them quickly and painlessly in five minutes, they keep all their vitamins and taste great. I usually spend 20 $ to buy 10 kilos of vegetables.
Fruit is a fucker, but every town has a market. Not your hipster organic market, the real market, the one your granny goes to where the shit's cheap and good. Seasonal fruit costs around 1 $/kilo and if you get to know the people working at the stall you can get a discount or get a little brazen-faced and ask for some freebies to taste, if they don't do it themselves. If it's a weekly market, buy enough fruit to last a week and not more. Honestly if you're spending more than 5 $ on fruit on your own that means you're literally eating nearly a kilo of fruit each day.

Buy wholemeal pasta or the equivalent your staple food in your country. 1 kg of wholemeal organic spaghetti costs 1.50 where I go, but the average is around 2 $ a kilo. If you eat 150 grams that means you're looking at something that's more filling, healthier and tastes better than ramen.

Cut on the meat. Literally. There's no way you can keep a low budget while eating quality meat unless you actually know a farmer. If you must, chicken and turkey legs are your choice of meat or even whole chickens, but most of the time that shit's mostly water. Since they have legs that means they have bones and that means you're looking at around 2 $ per kilo, minus bone, which is a minor hassle.

Cont.
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>>30519123
>No Pony Settlers
>No Pony Sims
>No Pony Harvest Moon
>No Pony Collectathon
...
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>>30519159
this man draws a nice beefy horsebutt
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>>30519123
Making games is hard
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>>30519154
Shitting, pissing, and cumming are three of life's greatest pleasures
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>>30519154
>ldl
What?
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>>30519159
>princesses that will barely get any screentime at all and only be used to show how cool and powerful Storm king and and his crew are
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>>30519177
As in cholesterol.
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>>30519178
Why are Celestia, Luna, and Cadance so easily defeated?
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>>30519166
It's not fucking fair

>>30519175
FUCK YOU, HASBRO
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>>30519176
i would put defeating your enemies above shitting and pissing

that feels very good also
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Is Spike really abused?
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>>30519193
because they aren't the main characters.
when the episode is actually about them, they do well - see the tantabus or daybreaker
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chicken eggs and sardines are my choices for cheap meat
I don't believe in quality of meat, red meat is bad as a whole, chicken that run around just develop bigger bones and muscles, so it ends up being more economical anyways. you're not buying wagyu beef, here
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>>30519108
>>30519129
My favorite sea slug
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>>30519193

the worf effect
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>>30519216
ur a word effect
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>>30519199
The best feeling of all is edging to lewd for like an hour and then releasing a torrent of cum so hard you black out

Those uncontrollable leg spasms and groans
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>>30519193
Because you didn't BUY OUR TOYS
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>>30519221
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>>30519207
Also they had their time in the sun before the show started.
It's your fault for being born in a timeline where the show ins't about the adventures of Celestia and Luna that had the entire final season foreshadowing Luna's transformation in NMM and the final episode that ends with Celestia's regret for what she had to do.
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>>30519193
Because the people writing this show and movie have no fucking clue how to make a villain seem threatening without showing him defeating the "most powerful" horses or most important. Whatever word you want to use. They also don't realize that after 7 seasons of seeing shit like this the viewers (even little girls watching) are going to wonder if those characters really matter as much as the show wants us to believe. Or who fucking knows maybe they just really hate the princesses.
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>>30519226
Hi r u the horse
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>>30519216
celestia vs. worf
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>>30519198
A pony village simulator would be perfect and fit with the themes of the show

Why did they pick a gem farming game?
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>>30519224
>i have gotten so good at masturbating i have no desire to have sex with girl

i have ruined my life
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>>30519214
Hey anon post more Tree Hugger
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>>30519236

becaus its pretty much just a copy of a bunch of other games already around with the exact same gameplay

but with horse visuals
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>>30519238
I blame this place for presenting so many fucking ways to improve your masturbation or to enhance it with objects or pills.
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>>30519238
Imagine how terrible a girl would be at handling your dick

She wouldn't know how to do it the way you like

It's best to remain celibate because you are your own best lover
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that's a hentai myth
I dont think you can blackout from masturbation
I have cum so much from edging that I had my cum rag full and dripping tho
I should eat pineapple again, that was such a sweet smell
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>>30519245
But I want a Pony Crossing that's the same as Animal Crossing but with pony visuals
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>>30519265
I just want a game that lets me fish with the ponies.
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>>30519244
this pic is garbage, TH loves growing weed.
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implied ponies
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I would make a game but I don't trust you assholes to pay me for it when I could make literally anything else
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>>30519244
Fine, fucker.
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>>30519278
But think of all the little girls you would make happy
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>>30519265

Well in this case anon I mean that the pony gem farming game is just a redo of a bunch of games the company that made it already made, none of which are very entertaining at all

there are a bunch of games I wouldn't care if they ponified directly, but gameloft money farms are not one of them
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>>30519272
Weed doesn't exist in Equestria as there is no need for it. Friendship is the only drug for ponies.

>>30519279
Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.
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PONY POP QUIZ

NAME ONE WONDERBOLT
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>>30519163
Meat is bad for you anyway, you're better off eating fish. Again, your best bet is frozen fish. I used to buy whole cleaned cod for 8.90 but the skin removal was tedious and the whole fishbone removal process was annoying as hell. Upgraded to a certified sustainable cod fishing area (it's not a fishing farm but actual fishing. No idea how that works but they do have the certification, I looked online) in the same place where I buy the vegetables, at 11.50 $ for 1 kg of cut cod meat shaped like a medallion. Considering the price and the fact you should eat it twice a week, it's a great bargain.
Milk can be around 0.75 (horrible) to 1.50 /liter (pure organic whole straight from celestia's breasts) and is a great source of complete protein. Just 300 ml in your morning oatmeal ( or less and a cold glass of whole milk on its own if you don't want to spoil the flavor) is enough and tastes great. Walnuts can go down as much as 7$ on market days or 8$ on regular supermarkets. They're great for you and give omega 3s and they blend perfectly with bananas (1.50 or 1/kg on market days). I used to buy organic bananas too for 3/kilo but it was a seasonal thing a place offered and I'm not paying 4/kilo off-season when I can buy it at 1.
Honey is god. Honey is literally god in liquid form. It tastes good, it's good for you, if you take chestnut or acacia it's actually stupid low on the GI scale so it doesn't give you a sugar spike and moreover it goes on perfectly with tea and oatmeal. 14/15$ for km 0 acacia honey, but you have to know where to grab it. Malls usually stock on shitty "organic" honey from romania or bumfuck nowhere that has been treated at high temperature. Look around for some people who sell their own honey or a place that is heavy on the honey to get the best experience. Considering a big tablespoon is 30 grams, you're literally paying less than 15 euros per month on honey.

Cont.
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>>30519260
while high on beer and weed and after a long jerk session i fall asleep almost instantly in my chair
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>>30519278
Nigga fuck you, I'd buy 10 of an actual decent pony game.
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>>30519287
My dick
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>>30519278
>talk about making a game
>this far down the fucking line
nigga no one believes you
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Filly is trying to make oatmeal
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>>30519287
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
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>>30519287
Surprise.
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>>30519260
Maybe not black out, but when I cum really hard, my eyes close involuntarily and I can't open them until it's over

I should try the pineapple thing

Too bed I lose my desire to drink manbatter after it's over
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>>30519285
>there are no weed dealers
>you meet up with random strange ponies in allieways for hugs and cuddles
>get home high off your balls

Das it, mane
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>>30519296
RIP pony kart
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>>30519285
>>30519309
I'd rather just use Twilight's stuff
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>>30519278
If it's not a fighting game or SRPG or a two player side-scrolling beat-em-up with online play I already don't care
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>>30519228
>It's your fault for being born in a timeline where the show ins't about the adventures of Celestia and Luna that had the entire final season foreshadowing Luna's transformation in NMM and the final episode that ends with Celestia's regret for what she had to do.

I am both sad that I didn't live in that time line and also somewhat happy because that ending would have killed me
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Do you like her?
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just get bromelain
it's a fat burner so you can not be a fatty if you actually try to no stuff your fat face for a bit
and it has the same benefits of eating pineapple
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>>30519278
I would make a game but I don't know anything about game making and would probably lose interest before project completion
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>dumb assholes aren't worth making a game for
>proceeds to be dumb assholes and prove my point
wow really makes me ponder why there aren't any pony games except for innocent girls on an app store
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>>30519319
The ending wouldn't even be their fight
That's the episode before the finale.
The finale is Celestia dealing with the fallout, telling the ponies what happened, see how they celebrate the loss of her sister, her new responsibilities that are just added on top of her old ones.
The best part would be the raising of the moon tho, every day would just end with a reminder of what happened.
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>>30519309
It's more personal than that. The ponies aren't strange and you need to fill up your friendship gauge with them before you can even think about harnessing friendship as a drug.

>>30519338
I already said if you aren't making the games I want to play I don't give a fuck, anon.
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>>30519347
I don't work for you, cuck
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>>30519323
i havnt seen her episode yet, but yes
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>>30519342
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>>30519285
cannabis may not be indigenous to their world, but imagine all the weird and magical plants that are.
They probably have a feel good spell or something.
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>>30519354
Don't think you'd make that good of an employee anyway.
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It turns me on when you guys talk about jacking off

I'd suck all your dicks

When is the next meetup, let's do some gay stuff
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>>30519362
Chin up Celestia.
After all you have to smile for the entire day for all the ponies.
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>>30519365
you probably don't think at all
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>>30519363
Do you think ponies smoke poison joke?
>>
I'm not into guys 2bh
now if you were pretty and had a feminine dick, perhaps
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>>30519363
After the Zecora episodes I don't know why you would want anything to do with horse plants.
They do have a feel good spell though. It's called friendship

>>30519376
I think about green ponies pretty often.
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>>30519384
probably not. Maybe once when researching the plant, with terrible and hilarious consequences
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>>30519288
For the record, you can buy a small battered and used freezer anywhere and it won't cost you jackshit. You don't even need a big one, you're just trying to store a bunch of fish and veggies at -20 degrees celsius. A small cube freezer fits under a desk ( don't put it under your desk though) and has a negligible energy cost considering its usefulness and the real fact that you'll be opening it once a day so it won't need to work a lot compared to a fridge.
Breakfast: 30 grams of walnuts at 7 $ per kilo.
Oatmeal, 40 grams, 4 euros/kilo.
20 grams of 85% chocolate at 19.83 (let's say 20 euros) per kilo.
30 grams acacia/chestnut/thyme/whatever honey at 15 euros per kilo.
1 banana (around 200 grams) at 1 euro/kilo.
300 ml milk at 1.50 euro/liter
That's breakfast and it's around 1.50 euro for something that would fill you up until a very late lunch. Breakfast is actually the most expensive meal of the day because:
Lunch: 150 grams of pasta (1.50 euros/kilo)
with whatever steamed vegetable you want (around 200 grams at 2 euros/kilo).
I personally recycle the pasta water and steamed vegetables water to make a nice starch broth for the evening too, so I don't waste away anything. Also, since you're cooking wholemeal pasta you're eating the good kind of carbs.

Dinner: Fish, around 150 grams (11.50 Euro/kilo) twice a week, the rest of the day you can try out eggs, chickpeas and beans and other legumes, which are a great source of protein, taste great and are good for you. Only remember to supply them with other sources of protein since they're incomplete being vegetables.

I usually also end up buying some two-year seasoned cheese ( it can vary from 12 euro/kilo to 15 euros), soft cheeses are usually bad for you and clog your arteries but seasoned ones are complete protein that doesn't need to be cooked and can just be cut immediately when you don't feel like making stuff.



Almost done!
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>>30519372
How would you make Celestia smile?
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>>30519385
There is nothing hotter than a feminine penis in some see through panties
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>Bush cuddle spotted
>zeroing in on target
>proceed to hug launching protocols
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>>30519410
Not my job.
Too busy making my waifu smile and protecting said smile
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>>30519417
Yeah. I agree.
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>>30519406
Apple vinegar tastes great when mixed with chickpeas and other legumes (once you get the hang of the taste it also goes good with as some kind of pasta sauce for that extra kick when you want something more than peas and spaghetti with oil and salt, but my sister always gives me a weird look when I tell her) and is also really cheap. It's also good for you!

And that's about it. That's all I can teach anyone about how to spend little to eat really well.
I've been doing it for years now and honestly when I tell people how much I spend and how well I eat people just goggle at me. It's always fun and educational to share my secrets with other people and it also gives me a tinge of pride knowing that I've put it together all by myself.

I hope this improves your diet or at least the sight of an overtly autistic sperg posting 10000 characters explaining about how to economize while also posting pony pictures has made your day a little better.
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>>30519422
I hate that thinking about hugging or being hugged by a stupid green pony can brighten up my day. I love her so much.
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POP QUIZ
True or False
The smile of a pony must be always protected, even if said pony is neither your waifu nor one of your favorite ponies, even if said pony is someone like Twist
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>>30519323
Suri is a good Pony
And another one voiced by Tabitha
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>>30519450
All smiles are precious. All smiles must be protected. If you don't believe all ponies deserve to smile then you will never make it to Equestria.
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>>30519447
She's not even close to my waifu but she's got something about her that I want to hug her so bad.
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>>30519456
Someponies don't deserve to smile.
Should NMM's smile be protected?
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>>30519456
I miss Twist.
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>>30519463
Yes.
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man, I love you guys
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>>30519467
But protecting NMM's smile means destroying the smile of other ponies.
Who are we to decide that a pony's smile is more valuable than the smiles of other ponies?
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>>30519463
Luna was NMM and her smile needed to be fought for so Twilight and co could protect it.
The answer to your question is yes.
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You see this coming your way. What do?
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>>30519483
Fucking cry because I know for a fact that damn car is going to be in the movie.
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>>30519483
Go to the next isle
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>>30519483
her rear leg position is so cute
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>>30519489
well if we're still speaking about cheap eating, cum is still a good source of protein, anally and rectally.
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>>30519458
Aside from liking green a lot and having a nice design it's her personality for me. Just the thought of a cute hippie pony that spouts nothing but feel good nonsense is just great I think. I want to be as chill as a cartoon horse

>>30519483
All I could think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H94FHVGeEE
>>
You see this coming your way. What do?

https://derpibooru.org/1359725
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>>30519483
Fire torpedoes.
>>
Spoiler Alert: Tempest is redeemed and becomes a princess at the end. What is she the princess of?
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>all this green
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>>30519517
Angst
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>>30519496
Stop making me want to have gay sexual experiences by giving me reasonable and practical arguments in favor of sucking cock
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>>30519502
Hopefully she wouldn't mind hugs to chill people out.
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>>30519517
She doesn't become a princess or alicorn. Her horn just gets fixed and she'll sing a happy little song about the magic of friendship and all her problems will be fixed.
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I want to see more of their interactions.
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>>30519526
Nah.
I'd only suck dicks if I was blindfolded anyway, I can't stand male faces. They're ugly as hell.
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>>30519522
Green is love.
>>30519530
I could use one of those chill out hugs right now. Human or pony Tree Hugger I wouldn't even care
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>>30519435
what a slob
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Stop hugging ponies.
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Shout's gonna post tonight.
I can feel it in my water.
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>>30519536
Me too. They were extremely cute together and as good of a friend Discord is I doubt Fluttershy could have the same discussions with him that she does with Tree Hugger.
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>>30519548

no

pony should hug pony
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>>30519540
If I were a chill hippie horse, I'd hug you. I'm feeling super chill at the moment anyways.

>>30519536
I'd love a small scene with her in the movie but this is probably just a one-off gag.
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>>30519537
a gloryhole would be perfect but i don't want to catch the aids
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>>30519557
But they shouldn't hug you.
>>
I want to see Tempest Shadow in Full Metal Bitch outfit.
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>>30519559
just setup a mlpg gloryhole then. Get a shave and suck all the dicks in mlpg, you know we don't have STDs because we don't ever have sex.
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>>30519483
what the fuck are they doing to my mlp
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>>30519571
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>>30519571
It's just a toy that probably won't make it into the movie. If it does I will lose my mind
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>>30519571
Finally improving it.
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>>30519571
raping it.
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>>30519558
Thanks anon, you're a cool dude.
And I bet you'd be an adorable little hippie pony.
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>>30519578
>EQG Tempest Shadow is missing an arm from the elbow-down
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Their character arcs have all finished, and yet the show continues

Glimmer is the only one left with unexplored character development
>>
>>30519608
What was AJ's character arc?
>>
>>30519603
>She has one of those freaky hook clamp arms.
>>
>>30519608

What about Spike?
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>>30519608
>Their character arcs have all finished, and yet the show continues
Not really.
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>>30519608
Pinkie never really had a character arc
And you can make the same argument for AJ too.
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>>30519613
are you asking for more spike episodes?
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>>30519590
Yeah, I wish. I'd probably be like that one fat guy at the Daring Do convention, just not nearly as slobbish.Fuck I'm running out of weed horse
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>>30519611
>by the end, Science Twily replaces it with a robo-hand that's powered by friendship
>also she ditches the stupid mohawk for a normal haircut
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>>30519608
The only solution is to kill them all off to make room for a new generation of ponies.
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>>30519638

I honeslty wouldn't mind if they changed cast entirely

follow a new group of pones entirely. Especially if they were regular ponies with no magic connections to royalty or some such.

as long as it was in the same setting, I would be ok.

No Equestria, no deal though.
>>
>>30519646
>replacing my waifu
Fuck you FS, no one cares about your stupid bg pony obsession anyway.
I hope the next season has all the ponies wearing clothes nonstop
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>>30519624
Nigga you'd still get a hug from me. All ponies deserve hugs and no one will tell me otherwise.
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>>30519636
Rarity would probably pin her down and force hair styles on her.
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>>30519638
>then we get the exact same old stories just with different colored ponies


no, the only solution is to execute the current writing staff
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>>30519666
And replace them with Marvels writing staff!
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>>30519653

Anon your waifu has succeeded, her story told. Let some other horses have their time in the sun (and moon)


also you are a terrible person for wishing such an awful thing
>>
Who is the least developed character?
>>
>>30519674
Spike.
>>
>>30519674
Junebug
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>>30519674
Daapi
or if you mean literally, scootaloo
girl's got fetal acohol wing syndrome
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>>30519657
Even the ponies you dislike?
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>>30519674
unnamed background pony #3
>>
>>30519674
one time seen nameless background pony
>>
GIVE ME GOOPS OR GIVE ME DEATH
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>>30519673
There are still more than enough stories to be told with the current cast. People are not interested just in their character development but also just simple slice of life stories that contain the main characters people have come to love and care about.

No one fucking wants to see that slut, Rose, learning that you should share with friends after hogging all the dicks in equestria.
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>>30519695
Goops? I've heard of boops and poobs, but goops?
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>>30519695
>>
What if Spike doesn't get any development?
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>>30519699
You know.
For stuff.
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>>30519702
then you'll never stop posting about it
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>>30519685
There's only one pony I dislike and you better believe she's getting a hug.
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>>30519685
ew, treehugs does not make a good EQG
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>>30519707
Care to share with the class?

>>30519709
It's not nice to lie about the plant patter.
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For FlyingSaucer
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>>30519740
but was he really a good pony
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>>30519725
Zipporwhill but only because I don't like her accent. Not because she's not cute or anything.
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>>30519740
wat
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>>30519740
lewd
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>>30519749
Kill yourself
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>>30519740

oh man
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>>30519740
what a cool ponie
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>>30519749
DWK, is that you?
>>
I heard the movie will have hoof holding in it.
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>>30519755
anon you have too many images of zippowhill saved on your computer.

i am,calling the police.
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>>30519755
After EVO.
>>30519763
I'm nowhere near as funny so no.
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>>30519768
I cannot help how pretty she is.
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>>30519769
Should've known, he fucking hates her.
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>>30519749
At least you can admit she's a cute filly.
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>>30519785
My bad if I got your hopes up or something
>>30519787
She's a turbo qt I just wish she had a different voice.
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>>30519796
No, it's just been quite a while since I called him out. Used to be able to do it on a whim, but I guess he's since wised up about his posting habits. I just like posting green horse.
>>
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I hope a lot of cute fillies get speaking roles in S07E22.
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>>30519809
I hope we get a lot more speaking colts.
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>>30519813
whats it feel like to talk to a girl
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>>30519835
Just pretend they're fillies.
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>>30519835
it's nice
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>>30519835
I wouldn't know i only ever talk to colts.
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>>30519835
Bags of sand.
Like talking to a boy without a penis
>>
>>30519709
>Not wanting to fug a ay lmao.
>>
So if you learn a friendship lesson, you receive full pardon from whatever crime you commited?
>>
Dearie
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>>30519867
No.
You are still punished.
You have to be Twilights student.
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>>30519867
assaulting a princess with deadly magic with the intent to kill isnt even considered a crime
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You will never have a little horse sister.
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>>30519889
cute, and i like how he shoved a huge ad into his comic. i must steal this idea.
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>>30519889
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>>30519889
That's probably a good thing. Man, the things I would do to a little horse sister.
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>>30519889
>anthro
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>>30519925

ponies are extremely savage with snow
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>>30519925
What would it feel like to get a snowball to the fillybits?
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>>30518548
Tornado filly a qt.
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do fillies ever get tired of bring hugged
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>>30519962
Who cares? Just keep hugging em.
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>>30519969
Right? I mean, we're a lot bigger than them.
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>>30519969
thats rape anon
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>>30519969
fillies are more fun to hug when the enjoyment is mutual.
Don't you want to make a filly happy?
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>oh boy a new futa rarity fic shows up in my feed
>it has the "Erotic Farting" tag
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>>30519889
>GIB MONIES PLZ!
I am mildly upset.
>>
>>30519963
>"See how obedient that filly is? She'll do whatever you ask."
>"Now, let's talk prices."
>>
>>30519993
I thought all farts were erotic to people with the fetish.
>>
>>30519963
why is cherry pony selling carrots and quail eggs and pineapples.
>>
What if the filly was a human instead?
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>>30520012

Cherry ponies are very versatile
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>>30520013
Sweet.
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>>30520013
What if all humans were ponies instead?
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>>30520033
They already are, though. That's the entire show.
>>
Would you be part of a pony's pussy posse?
>>
>>30520038
Good, then let's keep it that way.
>>
>>30520040
What does that mean
>>
>>30519993
>enjoys futa
>thinks he can call other fetishes gross
>>
>>30520033
NOI
O
I
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>>30520040
But I have a penis.
>>
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/253991/the-silver-standard
>people making fanart of fanfics
It must feel nice to say the least.
>>
>>30520109
tfw no bronybucks
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>>30519889
>that ad in the end
What in the actual fuck.
>>
>>30520122

that pony is not nearly disgusted enough
>>
>>30520058
t. fartfag
>>
fart fart fart faaaaart
>>
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>>30520150
Isn't that just Saucer's basement
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>>30520149
They're so great.
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>>30520165
>no pineapples
>no space
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>>30520188
They're in the darkness.
And space is also darkness.
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>>30520188

both are very important
>>
someone say fart?
>>
Sugar Belle
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>>30520229
>>
I ain't gonna marry Sugar Belle!
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I'm gonna fart on Sugar Belle!
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>>30520258
thanks Dash, I can always count on you
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>>30520238
How many foals?
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>>30520275
All of them.
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>>30520287
anon I think you posted a vagiber
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>>30520290
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>>30520290
I did nothing of the sort, and I find any such accusations insulting.
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>>30520306
oh my mistake, there's clearly nothing there
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>>30520290
I love that word.
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She was pretty damn hot like this
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>>30519740
Aces!
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Post ponies in clothes.
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>>30520380
But ponies don't normally wear clothes
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>>30520380
>>
>>30520402

This

is both true and the best thing applejack ever said
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>>30520380
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>>30520380
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>>30520380
All ponies should be required to own at least one hoodie.
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>>30520427
unf
>>
I wish ponies would sing a song for me.
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Pone moms are a miracle of the ponyverse.
>>
We all make mistakes...don't you think Marker?
>>
>>30520457
Which of the mane six will be the worst mom and why is it Rainbow Dash.
>>
Colt's gonna nut
>>
>>30520477
>not Fluttershy
>>
>>30520477
>>30520482
>implying any of the world's literal virtues would be bad mothers
>>
>>30520477
Twi's kid will have a complete breakdown by age 13.
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>>30520478
With all those moms, I don't blame him.
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>>30520477
>Dash will never be your overprotective mom and not want you to get into any trouble
>>
>>30520490
>Rainbow Dash
>loyal
Lol
>>
>>30520490
Okay, which will be the least good mom.

>>30520492
See this I can see. It's entirely possible she pushes a child to achieve harder than she wanted to get pushed.

>>30520482
This I need an explanation on.
>>
>>30520517
Asians would have nothing against the standards to which Twilight Spergle would hold her infant.
>>
Do you think memories of what Discord did in RoH and Twilight's Kingdom haunt him?
I thought it could be neat if they ever brought that up among the main 6 somehow so we could see Discord's reaction.
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Progress made on Friday.
>>
I don't get why everyone is so excited about this Sia person being in the next movie.
Her songs are kinda...well, shitty.
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>>30520581

I'd never even heard of her before the pone movie stuff
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>>30520517
I think AJ and Rarity are out since they have little sisters they've taken care of so they're basically moms already.

Pinkie has been babysitting the cake twins for a while now, even if she does a questionable job at it, the Cakes seem to trust her

So that just leaves 3 ponies who haven't had to deal with foals. Dash seems like she'd make a lot of mistakes but her heart would be in the right place. Fluttershy takes care of animals so I think she might think it's the same and actually have a rare occurrence of being overconfident which might make things go poorly. But I've heard from friends that newborns aren't much different than a new pet so maybe she'd be fine.

Twilight has taken care of Spike for a while, so she might be okay, but she might be neurotic about the responsibility.

I'm going to go with me, I'd be a terrible pony mom.
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>>30520517
>It's entirely possible she pushes a child to achieve harder

>"Why don't you have any friends?!"
>"Have you made any friends yet?"
>"Make any friends today?"
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>>30520581
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awards_and_nominations_received_by_Sia_Furler
hipsters should all kill themselves asap
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>>30520602
>it got awards, that means it's good!
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>>30520589
Fluttershy watched the CMC in Stare Master but I think she learned her lesson there about the differences between foals and animals.

A baby would be pretty easy for her and they don't just become preteens overnight so I think she would pick it up as she goes.

>>30520591
Alright, I've changed my mind about Dash. My money is on Twilight's children becoming villains.
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>>30520602
>Genres include acid jazz.
>Acid Jazz.

Mother of god...
>>
>>30520589
>Dash
>doesn't deal with foals
>>>Scootaloo
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>>30520602
>Australasian Performing Right Association
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>>30520602
>84 nominations.
>Only 23 awards.
>Australian.
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>>30520492
>>30520591
>Twi's child gets sick and tired of friendship lessons and becomes the main antagonist
>>
>>30520576
rad
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>>30520517
Fluttershy is how you end up with a son that always apologizes
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>>30520626
Why would that be-
oh
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>>30520615
I guess you're right. A lot of the Dash and Scoot interaction almost seems to happen offscreen. But also Scootaloo isn't a baby so it's hard to say how good Dash would be with an actual little baby. That's hard for me to picture ha.
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Do you think the writers will develop Spike's friendships with Thorax and Ember in Season 8?
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>>30520626
Someone hasn't watched the show since S6
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I don't have the energy to defend Sia today.
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>>30520626
>Fluttershy's son would be a leaf
pls no
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>>30520647
>Fluttershy wants to be a tree
>Her son is a leaf

it fits
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>>30520622
>Have you ever though, MOM, that I just didn't want friends?
>I mean, I was only TWO MONTHS OLD
>I couldn't even talk yet! Which, by the way, you ALSO complained about, saying I was "behind the curve"
>THERE IS NO "CURVE" AT TWO MONTHS!
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>>30520647
>Day of the rake.
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>>30520631
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>>30520653
>"No infant left behind!"
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>>30520659
Fucking ponitos
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>>30520644
It's ok anon
I think she'll be a nice addition to the movie
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>>30520644
I like Sia. Just casually though. I wouldn't change the radio station if I heard one of her songs playing. I haven't dug deeper into her discography than what I hear.
pic unrelated
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queasy queasy
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>>30520644
you can't make people like good things, especially here
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>>30520626
Nah, you get that from overbearing parents who aggressively punish any slight mistake their kid makes, so the kid feels like they're always walking on a tightrope, ready to apologize for whatever comes next.
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>>30520659
>
>>30520660
I wonder if Twily's kid would be the first ever pony stress-related suicide.
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Fluttershy is strange
Her parents are bigger doormats than her. You'd fucking expect that her being the first born would take advantage of this but she didn't. It was Zephyr, who was her younger brother that did that.

Anyway based on the fact that both Fluttershy and Zephyr are more assertive than their parents, Fluttershy's child would also be more assertive than Fluttershy.
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>>30520666
I miss AKR
Has anyone taken a look at what her Disney work has turned out like? Is she still busting out the quality?
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>>30520684
I wonder if Twily's kid would be sent to live with Aunt Moondancer for a little while to see if she could straighten him out no this isn't a poor excuse for /ss/ why would you think that
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>>30520680
Shit is getting too real here
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>>30520710
>Moondancer has literally no idea how to deal with a kid
>Twily's kid has no idea how to BE a kid
>Aunt Moondancer has to help the kid learn how to express himself, in an echo of her coming out of her sperg shell so long ago
>once he goes back to his mom, any individuality is crushed under studying, schedules, and tests
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>>30520729
>>30520680
I-I just wanted to shit on the mane six a bit. For funsies.
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The power of fillies will doom us all.
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>>30520739
You opened Pandora's box, Anon.
You unleashed this.
And you want to know the worst part?
Twily's kid wouldn't even have the option to rebel. Every action he'd make would be under scrutiny. Everything would reflect on his family. Everything would pressure him from day fucking one.
And the only one that he'd want to notice how it's killing him? She's the root cause of most of it. And his mom would never, ever notice it because he wouldn't say anything and keep expecting her to realize what she's doing to him on her own, how she's driving him into corner after corner. Who wouldn't snap under that pressure?
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You wouldn't feed a pony.
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>>30520774
Please stop.
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>>30520691
Well she had an epiphany of sorts in finding out her special talent while Zephyr was likely less fortunate. She might have followed the same track as her brother if that didn't happen

Ponies may be more likely to follow certain trends based on personality but its not always a guarantee
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What I learned that day is not to stick parts of your body into strange holes.
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>>30520707
Only thing I could find is that she's headwriter to some show called Star Darlings. That wasn't on IMDB, Wiki or twitter but was mentioned on her website: http://amykeatingrogers.com/credits/

Apparently it's on its third season? Or third special composed of shorts. My quick search is rough. I think they're really short episodes. It was also a book series first I think (and dolls, of course).

>Twelve teenage girls from the Starling Academy go to Earth and grant 12 wishes.

Maybe we should stram it some time.
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>>30520746
I'd boop that snoot.
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>>30520783
One time, he decided he'd run away. Surely his mother would realize something was wrong if he ran away? So, he packed a small lunch, snuck out of the tree castle, and boarded the train for the Crystal Empire (because running away to the house of Cousin Flurry was a safe escape that wouldn't get him in too much trouble, right?).
Needless to say, after Twily caught up with him, her scolding was more concerned with how it threw off the schedule than with why he ran away in the first place. "There's no time for running off", she'd say. "If you had waited, we'd have gone to visit them in a week, but now you're behind and you've got to make up those tests!"

His mother being the Element of Magic also meant that, no matter where he runs, she'd be able to find him. So the endless cycle of tests, studying, and more tests would be inescapable, forever.
What other escape is there for a desperate colt whose social development is so stunted and, in fact, discouraged beyond "scheduled friendship meetings" that never went as well as his mother wanted?

So when Discord offered him a chance to go somewhere Twilight couldn't find him? Somewhere there were no tests, no schedules, no... Twilight? He leapt at the chance without hesitation.
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>>30520746
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>>30520835
This isn't /ss/ at all
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>>30520835
Where does he go?
>no tests or schedules or Twilight
That's not the Doug world then...
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>>30520849
Sure it is.
It's /sad shota/.
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Twily's doing the thing again
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>>30520865
well okay, I'm not her mom she can do what she wants
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>>30520853
Why, to the only place without magic.
He goes here, to Earth. Reduced to nothing but a normal pony, though he retains his sense of self.
What he didn't know, though, is that the trip was one way. He never let Discord finish explaining the finer details.
So, in the end, he did get what he wanted: freedom from his mother's endless tests and disappointment. But the cost? Was it worth it?
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>>30520854
I don't really like this genre
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>>30520872
No, this is bad. I don't like this.
I wanted a happy ending to my /sad shota/ story.
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>>30520853
O&O night with the guys, under a reality distortion spell that prevents Twilight from finding him
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>>30520879
There is never a happy ending
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>>30520875
It's not for everyone.
>>30520879
There is a small sliver of a silver lining: Twily finally realized that she had completely overdone it with the scheduling and the tests.A pity it was only after her son had missed the next three appointments and she couldn't find him with scrying spells. Discord took a fair amount of glee in explaining what she'd pushed her foal into through her neglect and brutal expectations.
>>30520891
Nah, he ended up in the plains, so he's at least running free. He never did figure out how to join up with horses, though, so he was, as always, alone. Truly alone, this time.
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>>30520886
We already have a whole universe without justice or mercy. Why would you create another one?
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>>30520891
Also that is a penis.
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>>30520904
That's like her catch phrase though
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>>30520891
That poor filly is seeing things she shouldn't see.
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>>30520905
You're a penis
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>>30520897
Discord canonically isn't edgy anymore though.
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Filly is super excited for Game of Thrones on Sunday
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>>30520919
Everyone was very upset with him, but he honestly thought he was doing her a favor in teaching her a lesson. And the kid got what he wanted, didn't he? He was helping ponies!
Wasn't the whole point of his redemption that he should help ponies?
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>>30520904
Take a bath for once, Dash.
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>>30520950
>Washing away the crusty cunt flakes
Do you know how many years it takes to build up gunk like that?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>30520970
WE'RE GETTING A BEACH EPISODE!
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>>30520945
Can we just go back to talking about which moms we like the most?
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>>30520979
I like Windy Butt
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>>30520970
Beach episode is now.
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>>30520982
Constantly
visible
marevag
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>>30520979
Apple mom is cute.
Or was, anyway.
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Do you think you would be a good parent to a little filly?
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>>30520970
I don't understand how to read twitter. I start from the bottom and read up, right? Michel worked on the movie?

Is he saying there's lots and lots of FX in the movie and we're nitpicking one of them? Is he saying the FX change all the time through the production and post-production process?
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>>30520993
probably, I'd fend off all the anons who want to do lewd things to her
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>>30520993
I'd try, but I think eventually I'd realize that the best thing I could do to raise filly would be to help her find a family that could actually support her.
I can barely even support myself.
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>>30520982
I like her a lot too
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>>30520994
tin that cap it's just top to bottom
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>>30520993
She would probably be as fucked up as me, so no.

I can promise my heart would be in the right place though.
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lol
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>>30520993
I want to say yes with all my heart, but I know myself too well. Someone as fucked up and self-loathing as me could never give a cute filly the proper upbringing she deserves.
>>
jeez you guys really don't want to raise fillies
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>>30520993
Nah
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>>30520993
I don't know for sure. All I can do is try my best and hope whoever is with me can help where I fall short.
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>>30521023
Oh, we want to, but we're being realistic for the benefit of the filly.
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>>30521022
>tfw not fit to raise a filly
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>>30521023
It's not about the wants, anon. It's about the needs of the filly, and ignoring those needs just for the sake of wanting a filly daughter is selfish and will only hurt filly. Even if it does rip a massive hole in my heart.
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>>30521023
We do. We just ain't at that point in our lives where we are ready to take on the responsibility of raising a filly. It's good that we know this. It's good.
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>>30521028
We've been over that.
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>>30521023
Fillies deserve the best. I'd try my best to make her happy, but I'd probably end up like your average absent single parent just to make ends meet and probably feel bad for abandoning her and missing her best years. She's probably not mind too much because she would be a kid, but still.
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>>30521038
I'm more unfit than Derpy. And I'm not sure I would want to leave her around my roommate.

Plus being on Earth if she couldn't be out in public we would end up recreating a My Little Dashie scenario and god knows that kind of dependency is fucked.
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>place the Moondancer /ss/ comment
>leave to pick up pizza
>come back to this shit
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>>30521094
Don't underestimate my legitimate feelings towards imaginary filly daughters.
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>>30521094
No one is more disappointed than me
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>>30521094
Remember me, Eddy? When I killed your lewd prompt?
I TALKED JUST
LIKE
THIIIIIIIIS
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>>30521101
why does Mac get a filly hat?
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>>30521094
>expecting mlpg to do anything thing
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>>30521112
You don't choose the filly hat. The filly hate chooses you.
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I want a filly hat.
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>>30521126
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>>30521128
are they gonna
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>>30521171
Race? Well, duh, of course they are.
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>>30521177
I wonder who will come first
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>>30521197
Probably Pank. You know how AJ and Dash keep sabotaging each other.
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>>30521137
Derp hat is great
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>>30521246
>>30521246
>>30521246
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>>30521226
what the fuck, pony
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>>30521204
alright ladies, queue up and wait your turn
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>>30520792
doesn't beating up other people violate her oath or something?
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I love Princess Roseluck
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I love Maud Pie
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>>30522448

best princess
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