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Big Mare Hero continues, dear friends return:
>>30403082
>>30403091

>>30403177
You forgot to put a remember you chucklefuck.
Nice choice of image though.

>>30403188
At least I got all of the links right.

>>30402924
>>30403022
Which anon made the sicker burn?

>>30403219
Neither, they were both equally shit jokes.

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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grill

>>30403185
I want my big stallions dammit! Weeeeeeh!

>>30403241
I don't know why some players seem so determined to take that quest away from us by having us settle.
Then again somebody dropped the quest the moment we started the virginity angst so I should not be surprised.

>>30403263
Big mares only reach their full potential after they acquire a small stallion.

>>30403263
Settle? There is no settling down when you're a big mare. Everyday is a fight for survival for ponykind.

The big stallions is for husbando purposes.

So, when you say settle, are you thinking that means the quest ends? Because that a not the case.

>>30403263
>take that quest away from us by having us settle
You sir, have a narrow perspective.

>>30403219
Hate to break it to you but those were both made by the same person.

>>30403297
I mean people want to end the side quest for big stallions by having us settle for a small. They could at least wait a few years.

>>30403306
Why would you hate to break good news to people?

>>30403306
Well you made some dam fine jokes nigga
>>30403324
How is that good news?

>>30403318
Oh. Ok then.

The big stallions share rise. The prophecy shall be fulfilled!
When the day come where the first big stallion walk amongst us mortals, the earth shall shake asunder! as All the single straight big mare fight amongst themselves to flame the first male. Or after an orgy with said male.

>>30403345
*claim

>>30403281
Wrong.

>>30403344
Because those jokes were lame, and it means that there's only one anon shitting up the thread with his lame jokes.

>>30403389
Fuck you anons jokes were funny.

>>30403443
I disagree.

>>30403443
>(You)r jokes were funny
They really weren't

>>30403443
No they weren't you stupid faggot.

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There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

>>30403449
How dare you insinuate that faggot was me.
>>30403443
Jk I luv u bby

That hurt to write.

>>30403536
It hurt to read too. Please, stop trying to make jokes.

Broken Hearts will resume next week, as I have some personal business that needs my full attention.
Feel free to let the current thread die.

>Good quality posters (QMs, and others) for the most part have moved to sekrit
>As a result, these quality posters now post less in /cyoa/
>Less quality posts means a higher ratio of shit posts to good ones.
>Quality posters look back on the thread, "man /cyoa/ is so shitty!"

>>30403718
You do realize you can be on both right.

>>30403718
I dare you to look at sekrit posts right now and then say to my face the posts are better than this thread.

I fucking dare you.

>>30403718
Great post, anon. Thanks for contributing quality content to the thread. Surely, this insightful post will draw more quality posts and insightful comments to the thread and make /CYOA/ great again.

>>30403718
Secrets no better dude.

Cammy hates scatman john

>>30403809
Probably has the name filtered on 4chan.

QM's are built for billys

>>30403874
Billy me, Anon!
Kya~

>>30403900
>he wouldn't fuck a child

>>30403462
Shakespeare?

>>30403968
Ezekiel

>>30403900
Sorry. Worst thing I can say about you is you are a little obsessed with argument avoidence.

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I can't believe CYOA actually broke up with each other last night. I thought they'd be together to the end. How are they ever going to find another desperately unhealthy codependant relationship?

Active threads

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>>30403968
No, RGS.

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>>30403900
You're too nice and I lile you, I can't billy you. I'm probably not the only one who feels that way either, and the last QM we had this problem with eventually developed an unhealthy craving for billies. You might be doomed.

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>last thread

>>30403989
>>30404016
Ezekiel 23 is hot!

Then Leviticus ruins it.

Leviticus 18:23, NIV. "Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion."

>>30404122
I literally do not believe you.
Oh wait I just remembered that faggot who spamed the name.

This is going to look really bad in a few years time when we look back and can't remember why we talked about Cain so much that thread.

Can we start taking name spam out of the could?

>>30404132
>looking back

>>30404132
I usually do, but this time I left it in for shits and giggles.

>>30404137
https://youtu.be/AkM4BqWdXHI

>>30404126
Says nothing about males. God knows mare/man relations are top-tier.

>>30404148
Not available in my country. Thanks youtube.

>>30404144
Fair enough.

>>30404157
That is oddly gender specific god.

>>30402334
I can give you a few reasons. First, it's shit. The story is badly written incest fetish sex, the little art there is sucks and the dlc gimmick or whatever it is pointless and doesn't fit the tone of the game whatsoever. Second, the qm can't even be bothered to use a trip so players know who's running the game. Third, they only post a few times a week so 90% of the game is nothing but bumps to keep the quest alive, which leads to... Fourth, it's a game on perpetual life support that takes up space on the board and contributes nothing.

>>30404178
I'm ok with this.

>>30404165
Does this work?
If not I can find you a dailymotion link
https://youtu.be/D59cX23PDu4

>>30404178
>they only post a few times a week
Plenty of quests have been like that.

>>30404200
dailymotion
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2zs0ws

>>30404200
Yes thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0c And here I was just about to repost this from the 11-54 thread. The old feels are coming on strong.

>>30404217
Yeah but those quests are actual quests and worth playing.

>>30404148
That's a good song. The best country song is on the road again.

>>30404289
>best
[citation fucking required, mate]

>>30404178
The worst I can say from what little I played was it was stupid to expect a race choice in the first few minutes and just go with a default.

The quest is fucking fine.

>>30404289
That was the only song my grandfather would ever sing. We played it at his funeral.

>>30404330
Ain't nothing wrong with liking Willie Nelson.

>>30404330
I don't care faggot.

>>30404323
>The worst I can say from what little I played
>from what little I played
>The quest is fucking fine.
So you don't play it and are dismissing its faults. K.

>>30404007
>tfw I have almost all of these quests on my thread watcher

>>30403970
New cyoa. I think.
Second prompt seems very weak.

>>30404285
Oh it's the lta is not a real quest guy.

>>30404444
Wait nevermind I misread the prompt. Second prompt is fine.

You only look good from a distance.

>>30404497
It's true.
When you just read the cyoa this seems like a good comunity
When you come to /cyoag/ your perception is shattered.

>>30404507
I was here before you whippersnappers ruined everything like always.

>>30404667
/cyoa/ was always shit. Just in different ways.

>>30404684
This is true and I have been here from the tragic start.

>>30404684
No 4chan board was ever good. Not even /p to good for the winter ball o/

>>30404703
It's just some faggots who hype the concept of CYOA itself and that it's the greatest thing since discovering that jizzing into a paper towel or tissue is so much less work with the clean up afterwards than when you jizz just anywhere.

>>30404684
I agree, but I liked the shit before the other shit.

>>30404684
The old shit was better. It was at least generic 4chan shit.

>>30404720
Oh you should be here long enough to know that everything becomes shittier all the time constantly. Like today you miss the shit from two days ago, because compared to the shit you got today was so much worse than the one from two days ago, even though two days ago you ranted about how shitty the shit was compared to the shit five days ago.
A constant downward graph strictly decreasing. It never gets better and we'll never get yesterday's shit back with its superior quality.

>>30403998
I liked the previous season where they just billied Choosie better. The QM guest stars in the new season are neat, but the whole relationship drama isn't my cup of tea.

>>30404719
I just sleep in my filth and wash the sheets every week or two.

>>30404758
You only ever fap in your bed? Are you 12?

>>30404753
Make that next thread's "[insert here] Edition".

>>30404766
Where the fuck else would you fap?

>>30404776
The roof, like normal people.

>>30404776
Sitting at your desk, standing in your living room, under the shower. Especially since fapping while standing is significantly more intense.
Former sit-fapper here.

>>30404267
I feel like I am missing context here.

>>30404719
>not having a jizz rag

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>>30404774

>>30404753
I was just halfassedly shitposting, anon. I don't actually care about your opinions.
If you genuinely don't like being here, then fuck off so we don't have to listen to you bitch about how everything's shit now.

>>30404893
I am all for teasing cain but considering it was only like that because his name got spammed in a couple posts I think that would be a little too mean.

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>>30404914
It's less about the quality of Cain's stuff and more about the quality of /cyoa/. Also template.

>>30404893
You should slap a picture of cain art on there too, so we can have another multi-thread shitfest and potentially have another nice thread.

>>30404930
Do you still think the second thread affected anything in the main thread?

>>30404923
It's more that it is inaccurate because that talk was all from a single post that was just his name spammed 50 times

>>30404122
This is why we filter. Didn't even know there was a spammer.

Any fresh lis billys?

>>30404951
Everybody knows, no need point that out. We were all here and witnessed it.

>>30404970
lis is a good pony but not the goodest pony

>>30404970
Shut up, Lis, you're supposed to be getting better.

>>30404914
Well I mean it was technically a shitpost because it was a blatant false flag.

>>30404987

Hi yes, that wasn't me. I've been playing vidya all day.

>>30404983
see
>>30404959
Also we would not want anybody who only came in with the next thread to get the wrong idea.

>>30405004
Good boy. Go play some more vidya as a reward.
You'll break your addiction, just keep at it, and don't give up.

>>30404990
The worst part is Warlock will fall for it.
I don't know what is worse. His qming or his gullibility.

>>30405015
>Also we would not want anybody who only came in with the next thread to get the wrong idea.
You mean you would not want to let the newfags get the right idea from the get go, because that would scare them off.

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Hey Anon, do you have hobbies that are not on your computer?

>>30405095
Does masturbation count if I do it when I'm not using my computer?

>>30405095
I was gonna get wargames when I was a kid but geographical isolation fucked that. I make it up to the city to play magic the gathering sometimes. I also read a lot of books, although not as many as I used to.

>>30405132
*get into wargames

I only clarified to piss off that one faggot that bitches about it

>>30405115
No bullshitting out of the situation. Be honest, what do you think?

>>30405132
>to play magic the gathering
what color?

>>30405154
Yes?

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>>30405132
>>30405154

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>>30405170
Pick a quest.
If the MC of that quest was an MtG player, what color(s) would they play?

>>30405195
None because MtG is gay.

>>30405198
I know, we're on an image board discussing made up stories based around a cartoon about colorful magical ponies for little girls after all.
What color though?

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>>30405195
Planeswalker (rebooted as Unbound) was based on M:tG. The mc was blue/red with black tendencies.

>>30405209
#63c8C4

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>>30403718
Do you really want this kind of shit in the Discussion thread?

>>30405195
What would classify as a spicy deck? Red/green?

>>30405242
Yes. That's kinda hot.

>>30405154
>what color?
almost always blue and usualy red alongside it. I am considering playing u/r though just for gideons defeat or whatever it was called. I fucking hate his mechanic and using a card designed to fuck that fucker over will be so satisfying

>>30405234
>burnt face
>omg so cool lab coat
>red-blue mane
>skull hairband

Holy shit so special snowflake tumblr tier.

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>Hey Anon!
>What do you regret?

>>30405258
The scaring was far more intensive in the original I think.
Also she was wearing a lab coat because she was doing science expirments.
If anybody is a special snowflake for wearing lab coats it's Quiet Vine. (not that she is)

>>30405272
Being born.

>>30405272
Being born.

>>30405272
Your mother not swallowing.

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>>30405258
I suppose you'd have something to say about her owning a pair of striped pantsu as well then, huh?

>>30405272
Not getting into cyoa sooner.
Not taking the day off work when we were going to talk to the drazken god
And some other shit I would rather not talk about.

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>>30405297
No, I like striped pantsu.

>>30405272
>>30405294
>>30405295

>>30405258
>scientists can't wear labcoats
good to know

>>30405314
Well then, I guess you're alright in my book.

>>30405297
I don't like striped pantsu.

>>30405319
>my pony is not a special snowflake for wearing a labcoat, because she's a scientist which I made her.

That's like saying a snowman isn't made from snow, because you built it to be a snowman

>>30405328
>scientists are special snowflakes now
you're on a roll

>>30405328
Are you retarded?
Labcoats exist to keep the wearer safe. She was wearing that for a dam good fucking reason.
Nothing snowflaky about being a scientist.

>>30405341
>my red-and-black OC isn't edgy. His father was a black pony and his mother a red pony. It's genetic, it's not my fault he's red and black!

>>30405347
Whispen also has two tone hair.
The blue and red is because she is ecentric.

>>30405358
Are you comparing Whispen to a shitty red/black-ponymaker-OC?

>>30405368
You're the one comparing red and black OCs with someone wearing a labcoat so I don't see why not.

>>30405368
Hair wise yes.

>>30405347
If that's not the best reason for an OC being red and black, what is?

>>30405379
Because it looks good.

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>>30405379

>>30405347
what

>>30405347
I disagree with you that labcoats are inherently edgy, but agree that if they were for some reason then saying "but it makes sense for this character" wouldn't make much of a difference.

>>30405659
But... Nobody said lab coats were edgy?

>>30405804
Read earlier in the conversation I was responding to. He was mentioning red and black OCs as a comparison.

>>30405258
>>30405328
>>30405347

>>30405258
There once was a man named anon.
Who thought lab coats were incredibly dumb.
He refused to wear one and and burnt off his bum.
Now anon is incredibly numb.

>>30405258
>skull hairband
Magic has strange requirments sometimes.

>>30404507
>implying we are a general.

>>30406127
Just because we are one of only two fast generals does not make us not one.

>>30406152
not a general

>>30406152
It in fact does.

>>30406160
>>30406177
Your a general and you suck cock.

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>>30406101
We don't have much time left.

>>30406196
Twilight where are you?

Ey, I got some good billys. Anyone need billys?

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>>30406282
I said you need Billys?

>>30406292
!Billy for... Bath, how about? He doesn't get enough billies.

I was thinking about including a batpone in my cyoa but then I thought why not have 3 of them. Somebody please talk me down...

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>>30406548
why not have three of them, Anon? Sounds good to me!

>>30406548
because there's literally no point
because autists
because bats are shit

>>30405258
Fyi, the hairband was a nod to the character's M:tG inspired origin. Black is the color that ties red and blue magic together and a skull is its symbol. As a hairband it literally ties her hair colors together.

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>>30406548
>>30406575
Who doesn't like bats, everyone likes bates.

>>30406663
The bate has autism, and that's ok.

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>>30405314
That's a pretty hot hallway you've got there, Anon. Got any more?

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ITS HAPPENING!

>>30406837
Running, hope this isn't a bad time!

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You confuse the pony.

>>30407053
Necromancer anon lied to us. Where's the quest?

>>30405095
I used to sing a bit and I go near the lake and shoot cans or something sometimes.

>>30407643
Those cans were innocent you monster.

>>30407400
I haven't lied, I'm just not drunk enough yet. It's half past 11am here.

>>30407707
>implying any can is innocent
They'll commit a crime sooner or later.

Yes hello, time for more Lich.

>You are the Undead Terror of these lands, Guardian of Tartarus and Employer of Charon again.
>And you immediately call bullshit on Celly.
"By the hairy balls off Balakh, Sunbutt, you think that I am dumb if my brain is half-rotten?"
>You conjure the scroll.
>The Great Treaty.
>An ancient accord between you and Celestial Sisters. Written on dragon skin, with blood of the Arimaspi instead of ink.
>Mere looking at it could make a mortal loose his mind and succumb to the sheer power of you who defies Death and Elder Gods of this plane.
>Then you out of habit order a skellington to hand you your reading glasses.
"Ekhem, We, Royal sisters, blah blah blah, and I, Lich King yada yada..." you start mumbling to yourself as astral vision of Celly wavers awkwardly.
"... it generally says I will guard your daemonic prison in exchange for you and your ponies fucking off from my domain forever. And now I wake up to a paladin stealing my shit."
>Wisely, you do not specify that this was your phylactery.
"Either I get his head by tomorrow high noon, of I am taking my hoard and chase after him myself."
>Celestia bows her head slightly. She is well aware of what's going to happen if you fetch all of the undead you left in Tartarus.
>"I was not aware of the adventure he embarked on, I swear on Faust."
>This time it's genuine.
>She has no idea of why the fuck did it happen.
"Send nude... I mean send me some criminals or something so I could turn them and chase them away and will pretend I don't want to slap your sorry white ass"
>"O-okay."

>Bam, a Changeling, an Unicorn and a pair of Griffin siblings appeared before you, all chained up.
>Bug and poner were pretty spook'd, you could tell, but catbirbs were looking straight into face of danger.
>What do?

I'll get into it in a post or two I guess.

>>30408017
The catbirds are far to calm.

>>30408017
Mortals. You have been punished by the solar horse, and it is time to continue your punishment....
Conjure some balls of yarn and animate them. I don't care if it's racist or not. It's funny.

Ask the changeling to turn into something scare. Let's see how imaginative these mortals are. Wait let's ask why they are here.

>>30408143
>>30408017
I know right? So ask them if they're fine if we turn them into undead thralls or something since they don't seem to care.
Get some hush hush time away from the mouth breathers to get some progress on the thief. What's stopping us from teleporting to him and slapping him silly?

>>30408143
>>30408155

>Fug the catbirbs are way too calm.
>They stand in front of totes spooky scary skeltals, their king, in a middle of an abandoned castle and they just stand there, looking a bit resigned but brave.
"Mortals" you let your voice fly like an arrow, just as sharp sounding. "Do you know why are you here?"
>After a sec you continue, because awkward pauses a shit.
"Sunbutt punished you for shit I really couldn't care less about. I'm now going to kill you violently and turn your mutilated corpses into my undead minions to chase after some dickhead because your princess is fucking dumb."
>Changeling trembles.
>Unicorn lies down, afraid of the sheer power of your disembodied voice.
>Griffs just stand there, female one yawns.

>That's it.
>You're not having noone bored in your court while you try to be regal and scary like a proper lich.
>Summon yarn.
>You pick a red yarn ball and blue yarn ball, and you juggle them for a sec.
>Catbirbs instantly focus on you.
>Eyes wide, they gaze at your every movement.
"You are neither dead nor dying, you are so calm. What is your purpose here?"
>>"Princess Celestia sent us as a gift. We're refugees who looked for asylum" the male sibling answers without hestitation.
>You throw him a ball of yarn then. He starts to play with it.
>Damn, that was adorable.
>Look at him go. You animated the ball some more and watched him chase it around the grand hall.
>But there is still that sonnuva bitch paladin.
>What's his status? You connect to your phylactery.
>The guy still trots away like a champ.
>What exactly stops you from teleporting after him?
>The answer is nothing except these mortals on your relatively new carpet.
"So you're fine if I'll turn you into my undead servants via murder?"
>"No" they say collectively. Well, except two griffs who are playing ping-pong with yarn ball. You throw the second one at them and watch their utter confusion.
>Do you chase the criminal yourself, use the resources Sunbutt sent? Go wild?

>>30408189
Lets give them a false sense of hope. Give them a chance to try bargaining for their freedom.

>>30408189
>"Princess Celestia sent us as a gift. We're refugees who looked for asylum" the male sibling answers without hestitation.
Ha. So the princess thinks that playing with my sense or empathy, or in reality my lack there of, will stop me from killing a few mortals who will wither away in a no no of an eye. Let me tell you now, worms.....dammit all its working. You guys are so adorable when you're worked up

So what did the unicorn and changeling do? What, did the changeling kill off someone's lover to replace them? Is the unicorn some amateur necromancer?

>>30408189
Tell them to behave and not piss on the carpet. If they behave then you might let them live longer. Also summon your minions to keep them from snooping around.

>>30408189
I just had a thought. A dumb thought.
If you can make contracts with demons, then what about angels? They would be immune to the paladin magics.

And speaking of paladins, let's teleport to him with a contingent of guards.

>>30408230
And when I say guards I mean more undead. Maybe some Grave Knights. If you don't know what those are they're kind of like sad should bound to an animated suit of armor with a corpse in it.

>>30408189
This quest kind of reminds me of Overlord.
They're both powerful. They're both undead. The except is pone.

>>30408189
Tell the unicorn and changeling to start kissing.

>>30408192
>>30408218
>>30408224
>>30408230
>>30408258

>You angrily fix your cape.
>Why noone even agrees to your proposition?
>They're given free immortality dammit. You must be doing something wrong.
>Anyway you gaze upon the Changeling and Unicorn.
>They cover in fear.
"The fuck did you do to end in such a deep shit?" you ask pony-looking prisoners. "I mean, damn, you got sent to a fucking Lich, that had to be fucking serious. You, bug, the fuck did you do?"
>"I... I have plotted to steal the Doomsday Device from Canterlot Treasury posing as a guard and Celestia's confidant" He, she or it answers your question, kowtowing like there's no tomorrow.
>Nice, you still can get some respect after that 3000 years.
"And you, Unicorn?"
>>"First, please refer to me as Graymane, thank you very much" he says, puffing with irritation, but you can see through the disguise. He almost shits himself from fear. "And I am a runesmith."
"Runesmith? Thought that shit was dead longer than me. So yeah..."
>Catbirbs are still playing with yarn, so you teleport it away.
>They come to their senses, sniff and weh a little bit.
"'ll give you your yarn balls back if you'll help me. And maybe even I will let the two remaining fuckwits go. All you have to do is to help me get a certain pony. He is a paladin pone who was good enough to get into this halls."
>"Does it mean you are shit enough to let him come here?" asks the grifoness.
"If you ever want to play with yarn, get belly rubs from someone with fingers or have a home for winter, shut the fuck up."
>"..."
"Anyway, you up to it?"
>"Yes!"
>>"Yes!"
>"I guess?"
>>"No?"
>Send the party away, or shape it a bit more, or whatever really this is CYOA?

some shit was queued

>>30408189
Ask knight horse why he stole your gem

>>30408296
They need some more motivation. Is there any kind of time delay curse we can put on them?

>>30408296
Alright, looks like we have ourselves a party. Give an some weapons and armor and let's get to it.

Party members? Check.
Sweet gear? Check but hasn't been washed in a long time.
Certain doom to the land of the living, should they all fail? Check.
Evil big boss to to TPK the party be defeated? Sort of? You're the big bad, but you're not the bad this time.

>>30408312
Of course. What kind of lich doesn't know any curses? Maybe we could sell their souls to demons should they fail.
Get their asses pounded for all of eternity. With no lube. And spiky demon dicks.

>>30408296
Can we still have the unicorn and changeling kiss?
Let's disguise ourselves as a normal flesh bag. We can wear a full suit of armor, or wear a loose set of robes.
Pones don't need to have disguises snide they ain't dead.

Post dead quest you wish came back.

>>30408298
>>30408312
>>30408316
>>30408331

"Okay. So now you are a party of adventurers and I need to cement your friendship because friendship is magic and we need a fuckload of mana right now.
"So now you all are cursed. Try to abandon the party and you will have your ancestors chastise you everytime you fap."
>Race does not matter now, all of the Fantastic Four became scared as all fuck.
>Griffins even stopped trying to paw each other's face, looking at you in pure terror that can only be seen in cat eyes.
"I promise I will lift the curse if you will get me my shit back"
>Just in case you say it with your fingers crossed behind your back. So, you know.
"Aha, and if you will try to betray me and my cause, you will be instantly send to a certain place full of degenerated souls who just wait to pound your pussies or anuses mercilessly until you puke arousal and sing cum."
>The party of adventurers seems a little discouraged after your latest exclamation, so you give them your Lich turboblessing.
"You may kiss before you go, for luck"

>Incest and some hot bug on pony action for free.
>That was a fucking masterplan on your side.
>Will you help adventures in any way you can imagine or just sit there and wait for shit to happen like Equestrian Union and Sombrite worshippers?

>>30408331
>We can wear a full suit of armor, or wear a loose set of robes.
We are Dark Souls now. No poise.

>>30408380
Can we possess a minion to join the adventurers? Lich wants to see what's it like at the other end of a quest. Also disguise minion so it doesn't look and smell like the dead.

>>30408380
>bug on pony action
I'm here for the shipping

Hiji poners have no style

>>30408392
Hell, you can try and disguise your own form to join that pack of rascals.

>>30408397
[*distant reeeeeeing*]

>>30408407
Let's do it.

>>30408415
Humour me. Propose potential forms for the powerful Lich to take.

>>30408419
Someone's grandpa with a prop cane.

>>30406663
I don't get how that tree is supposed to work.

>>30408419
A paladin of Celestia. She will grant us free non-death magics via silent death threats or "this is your fucking fault. You made me do this. You had one job."

>>30408419
Red and black alicorn oc. But the twist is your a pacifist and you used to work in a convient store.

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>>30408419
Anon filly

Horsepower update today? It's Wednesday.

>>30408437
Arc's moving house so probably not.

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>>30408397
THIS BAT HAS A STUPID FACE

>>30408431
Would that even work? Can't we just pray to ourself?

less git ready ro rrrrrumbleeee!
Preffered forms:
someone's grandpa: may be already ded, full set of powers, chance of grandchildren appearing at random, weakass form
anonfilly: stronk body form, but it's a damn kid. Also your powers are severy limited, but you can just cute your way through most of Equestria.
OC: suspicious as fuck, powers not limited, but ponies and to some degree other creatures won't help you in any way and will tell you to fuck off
Pick your player.

>>30408472
Anonfilly sounds like the only option that isn't too strict. Let's go!

>>30408472
Anonfilly. No one will suspect the filly.
Can has battle axe size of pone plz?

>>30408481
Grandpa sounds like it has weak physics butstink, magics, while filly anon is the opposite.

>>30408472
Gramp.

>>30408472
Anonfilly

I won't be making a strawpoll because strawpoll is shit, so let the votes gather until I'll finish my beer

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>>30408508

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>>30408508
Can we dress up as a wizard despite the disguise built more towards stonkness?

>NE finished
So that means SS soon right?

>>30408552
What? I don't know what NE and SS means.

>>30408553
newfags out

>>30408553
Northen excursion and shooting stars.

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>>30408508
That's quite some beer you got there.
World's strongest filly

>>30408558
>>30408564
Just for the record, I'm never touching a newfag again, the last batch completely destroyed me.

I hope there are still other anons around stronger than me to make them feel welcome while telling them to shut up.

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I just realized how similar Angel is to Anonfill

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>>30408508
A weapon to surpass metal gear.

>>30408876
Hmmm, so she is. Holy shit, she was the anon stand in all along! Zenith did it again with the character design. They always seem so obvious in retrospect, but I never catch it until later on.

I'm dumb though, so maybe it's just me.

What the fuck is even happening in Week Long?

>>30408942
Old Anon always said he wanted to be the little girl.

>>30408966
At the core it is an argument over which is the juiciest scoop.

>>30408969
WHO TOLD YOU I WAS O- oh the other one.

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>>30408443
Does she?

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>>30406762
What's an apropriate amount of praise and apreciation to gush at Nips?

Also, well never know.

>>30409024
A sexy Patches. Or a toned flank.
A toned flank is his cutiemark. He's always fit, all the time.

>>30408981
Its nasty

>>30408981
Are you saying they have two scoops?

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>>30409054
Oh, right.

Which cyoa child is most likely to turn out gay?

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>>30409124

>>30409124
Moana. It seems like something Pluto would do.

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>>30409024
Rem has the same tattoo

Remember when this thread used to watch movies with each other? Good times, where have they gone...

>>30405095
To be honest this is the only hoby I have on the computer. I have a long list of hobbies that only someone as ADD and lonely as me could match.

>>30409198
Ill watch a movie with you anon, well maybe, if it doesn't suck.

>>30408981
Disregard that.
Turns out anon somehow does not understand that harboring a changeling could get us in trouble.

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There is another.

>>30408981
And don't forget that publishing the photos will throw the city into a frenzy of panicking ponies.

>>30408508
Filly dressed as a chaos wizard

With the ability to show it's true masculine voice when mad

>>30409198
The good times have gone to klub

>>30409441
Imagine the fun times of lich disguised as anon filly speaking satanic or demonic.

>>30409521
The hell are you talking about?

I'm sorry, I kinda collapsed on my chair. Anonfilly won and I may try to write some more in an undetermined future.

>>30409521
see
>>30404923

>NE done
>never figured out the "priveliged" bs
It's nips so I shouldn't be surprised.

>>30409809
It was just a tuypo

>>30409700
Ok.

>>30409198
Remember when people complained about Wolvan attention whorring when he hosted movie streams? Remember when people started complaining about people posting links to draw streams because they weren't relivent? Remember when people complained about QM poners in the thread because it was Avatarfagging. Honestly the lack of activity in here and the exodus to sekrit is fromall of our rules put in place to remove the cring. As a result we are left with little but miniquests and bitterness with small and thinly spread actual discussion.
I'm not telling you it's wrong or right but that's what I believe really happened.

>>30409953
They took away the harmeless cringe and left us with the worst aspects of it.

>>30409198
I tried to get a game of Board game online going but nobody was interested.

Hey look new cyoa
>>30410090
Two in one day.

>>30410149
>crossing metro with ponies
>not Mooscow
>grammar even worse than mine

>>30410160
Why the fuck would it be mooscow?

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>>30410149
>>30410160
>>30410202
>not moscolt
Kill yourselves.

>>30408879
*Weh-pone

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Big Mare Hero continues, rev up the monster hunting:
>>30410436
>>30410446

>>30409521
Is klub still watching movies? Fuck, that makes me hate them even more. This was our thing!

>>30410552
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

>>30408966
Having just read the thread I am theorizing that anon got so bothered by the suggestion to just leave the ling (which was likely more an I can't think of anything to talk to him about then anything else) he shut himself off to all logic and reason for the rest of the session. No way anybody could be naturally that dumb. I am Tempted to keep an eye on this quest just to see if I am right.

>>30410829
What dumb thinks did he say?

>>30410149
A lot of the prompts are very weak.

>>30410149
>playing it like a game
>big inventory list
>OP doesn't even seem to have his own stuff together
>shit grammar
>shit prompts
groan zone, pass

>>30410965
Eh. Could get better.
>big inventory list
Nothing wrong with that.

>>30410965
Agreed

>>30410965
>>30411146
The fuck is wrong with a big inventory?

>>30410633
Are the streams still fun? Is it still on livestream? Or did they finally leave that trash behind

>>30411322
They use cytube and a private webserver to host the videos.

>>30411322
Just go to the klub, I'm an old holdout too, but this whole place place moved there without us anon, a severe cancer epidemic swept through here and took the rest of us with it.

I'm really attached to my anonymity, I'll miss making my shitty edits and the fun of making random experimental posts with other anons, but it's time to move on.

They don't even post new art or update notices here anymore. Come on, I'll go with you, it'll be easier that way.

>>30411534
They're not hoarding Whispens, are they?

Since I love how much mtg news triggers some of you here is some vaguely mlp related stuff

>>>/tg/54055913

>>30411592
Is horse tribal really going to be a thing?
even if not that is still a bloody good card.

>>30411558
I think they are. It's obviously all part of a some sort of covert operation. The optimistic say it's to protect them from being tainted, others say it's to keep Whispens out of the hands of the common man.

>>30411592
Response

>>30411664
counterspell

>>30410996
>>30411173
It's a fucking eyesore and suggests fiddly resource management. CYOA is the wrong place for that, as it works mystifyingly shittily in text form.

>>30411696
I will take a clearly defined inventory over a case by case basis anyday.

>>30411534
I'd rather just stop coming to /cyoa/ altogether. I like anonymity, and don't really like chatrooms like sekrit.
Also, new art still gets posted here occasionally. Paperpone anon doesn't go to sekrit, and he still does requests.

>>30411978

>>30411755
I agree.

>>30411988
You forgot to take off the coltquest name you chucklefuck

Which QM has the best rhethoric?

>>30412014
I saw that faggot.

>>30412024
Nips
>>30412014
Mora actually.

>>30412033
So what?

Which QhM has the bhest rhethorhik ?h

>>30412050
Yur mum

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>>30412065

>>30411755
I know anon, I'm so close to feeling the same way but still like this weird little community. It was the first place to remined me of the early days of the fandom in years.

As for the new art, it seems to go to anonpone if not here at least, so there's still that at least.

Paperpone anon is one of the reasons I fought for this thread, I actually assumed he, it, or they caved by now.

The other reason is that I think it's bad for CYOA in general to have this thread attracting obnoxious players, or more specifically the kind that can't cooperate, derail CYOA threads with pointless arguments, take things waaaayyyy to seriously, demand lewd contantly, and generally suck all the fun out of the room regardless of the tone of the quest. Not that there's necassarily anything wrong with the people themselves, just the way they post.

We've recently seen that they seem to attract one another when gone unchecked and I'm bitter after losing a whole board to very similar types of posters already.

The anoying thing is that all the times I've addressed "sekrit vs this thread", the truth I've always known is that it's just a matter of preference but my preference seems to have lost out.

>>30412076
>We've recently seen that they seem to attract one another when gone unchecked and I'm bitter after losing a whole board to very similar types of posters already.
Nah the people you are perceiving just came out to counteract complaints.
It's the professional internet arguers that killed this thread.

>>30404779
Ya know, it's actually surprisingly common in cities. Window exhibitionists too, god bless their generous perverted hearts. A lot of people in my old building shamelessly had telescopes sitting out.

>>30412111
Totally. I thought that's who I was talking about.

>>30412160
You seemed to be crying MA edgelords and shit.

I mean the people who will defend people for no reason other then they think our reasons for hatred are bad.

Wheres ma fuckin trailer

I miss that Doxel guy. Someone please post a Ponk.

>>30412172
Nah, not my intent, i was specifically thinking of the professional internet argument type and the forever a newfag type.

>>30412235
>forever a newfag type.
That's in your head. The worst we have is fa/tg/uys who take several months to adjust.

As CYOAs are in constant decline on multiple levels, how much longer do you give it? More or less than a year?

>>30412076
I agree.
The only reason I still come to /cyoa/ at all is because of my favourite QM. I've played and contributed art to a lot of their CYOAs, some before these threads were even a regular thing, and it'd feel weird to just stop entirely because of an influx of easily triggered newfags sucking the fun out of everything.

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>>30412231
He still comes here and checks on all of us doxlings.

>>30412261
Movie will bring us back.

>>30412255
It's not in his head. There are idiots here who have admitted to being new.

>>30412262
I kind of feel like it was the oldfags who got the most triggered.

I regret how much I overreacted to everything.

>>30412255
It's really not. Where did blaming /tg/ come from?

>>30412255
Stop trying to argue with my arbitrary stereotyping of posters, I stand by my bias. They're posters who get called a newfag and then argue how long they've been here, as if it matters.

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Hey Anon, isn't nice when you eat something at the PC and you drop a bit of it and you find the piece right a way and it doesn't roll under the far end of your desk and vanishes in a shroud of dust?

>>30412280
Of course we have newfags. Anon meant some perceived type of poster he does not like because he thinks they somehow do not adjust.

>>30412288
I probably contributed a bit myself at first. The newfags really did need to be told to lurk moar, but it probably could have been handled better.

>>30412298
Yes.

>>30412297
>posters who get called a newfag and then argue how long they've been here, as if it matters.
I don't think I have ever seen that in /cyoa/ Which is kind of odd considering how common it is in general.

>>30412308
Really all the initial stuff was just over grammar and the hate snowballed from there until we were picking people apart over shit that never would have bothered us before. Well that and a certain qms inability to handle praise.

>>30412301
Why are you trying to start an argument about it like he's wrong? You're probably one of the people he's complaining about.
Stop being such a fag, bro.

>>30412298
Twilight, have been in Fluttershy's secret stash again?

>>30412322
Next Lewd Text.

>>30412324
I disagree

>>30412341
I don't even play this quest and the lack of a qm name continues to irk me.

Which QM has the best dick?

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Resuming Cirquesque:
>>30412333

Resuming Hail:
>>30411815
I'll keep running Hail as long as the thread stays up, but at a snail's pace; Cirquesque has top priority now.

The my little pony the movie trailer is here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIv_ConaZ1c

>>30412371
Inept

>>30412308
It's ok, it was my first time billying too anon. It needed to be done but we were all confused an unprepared for such aggressive and persistent newfaggotry.

But enough out of me, this aint helping, I've learned that much.

>>30412298
It's so great, like when you think you ate the rest of a candy bar, but then there's still some left and you find it later.

>>30412409
Inept's penis, metaphorical or not, is at least twice the size of all the other QM's members combined

>>30412402
kek

>>30412403
>this hits when I have to go to work soon.
Fuck my timezone.

>>30412464
So it's 2mm?

>>30412324
I also disagree.

>>30412403
Oooh, it's pretty, and I like the edgycorn, she's neat. There was only one cringy dreamworks face moment from the fat thing. My hype level just went from "meh" to "might be cool" even though I didn't get to see any kitties.

>>30412403
mite b neat

>>30412489
Res alone has a huge dick that's at least 1.5ft long.

>>30412684
Yea in breezy feet

>>30412489
I'm not sure, I havent seen mine in a while.

>>30412698
I bet you think you're really fucking funny, Anon. A regular comedian.

>>30412684
Oops, you misplaced that decimal.
>.15ft

>>30412624
>>30412700
>have timeskip
>player decides to ask if we lost anything during that timeskip despite nothing to indicate we would have
>inexperienced qm decides that means we have to lose a bunch of shit
I'm mad.