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SEASON 7 TREASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yas8fBClnw

SEASON 8?
>>29689176

Premiere- In the back-to-back premiere episodes titled “Celestial Advice” and “All Bottled Up,” Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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>>29705226

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>filly

I want to bully your favorite pony

>>29705221
Twilight stole her job and now she has to work as a min wage assistant to Rarity. She'll probably lead the revolution when it happens.

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What would life be like with a Rainbow Dash riding on your back all the time?

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>>29705221
Purple Gem Lyra is a good Lyra

>>29705255
I'd get way more chicks I bet

>>29705255
she'd tell me to do things

>>29705243
Looks like a good cereal

Pony like flowers?

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>>29705274

>>29705255
>what would it be like to have a massive tumor on your back all the time?

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COMMENCE THE BREEDIN

>>29705275
What a slob

>>29705292
I want to hotdog her cute wings

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>>29705290
Yes!

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>>29705292
I want to lay her across my lap and pet her until she becomes a warm puddle of pony putty.

>>29705290
>>29705301
Lewd

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plushies

how many do you have

what do you do with them

>>29705260
>>29705263
>You should do her raw and never call back

>>29705323
you're naked like right now

Pony yelled "Cheese it!" and then added some queso to her quesadilla

>>29705326
I hug and sleep with my Rarity. She watches me fap and tells me what to fap to.

I would like to get a sweetie bell and a trixie eventually. I always wanted a celestia but they are all ugly.

>>29705326
Too damn many

They sit in my display case until I've had an awful day then I take one of them to bed to cuddle.

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>>29705323

>>29705344
I'd spread those cheeks
right in the middle of town

>>29705345
nice

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>>29705345
fluttershy is the town's designated freeuse slut

you can just dump a load of cum in her any time you want--she doesn't mind

that's her only purpose and only job

to take hot loads from horny guys and help them relieve their sexual stress in any of her holes or on her wings or hair or hooves or be used in any way they want, any time they want, anywhere, no matter what she's doing at the time, she doesn't mind at all and will thank you for it

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Horse pussy

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>>29705370

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>>29705323
Would Fluttershy stealthily flash you all the time out in public when no one is looking?

>>29705383
yes, constantly

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>>29705383
>>29705391
That's pretty hot.

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>>29705392
come on Fluttershy, just the tip?

>>29705392
WE FOUND OUT YOUR SECRET
YOU SLUT

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So are late nights and early mornings real Flutter hours now?
I'm okay with this.

turns out fluttershy is the biggest slut and rarity is a virgin because she's too busy working to talk to stallions

would fluttershy help her friend lose her virginity?

>>29705382
Aaaand it's dead. Thanks for killing my boner, faggot.

>>29705413
I don't know about Fluttershy but Rarity is a fucking virgin because of her meme high standards

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>>29705413
How about neither of them are sluts? Rarity is a LADY and isn't going to just put out for any random schmuck she comes across, even if she is interested in him. And Fluttershy is so shy and as close to pure as you can get she likely only ever has impure thoughts for the imaginary stallion she'll marry in the future.

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>>29705406
those are good flutter times because they are comfy and quiet just like her

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How many deeldohs do you think Fluttershy owns?

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>walk into your local horse brothel

>see this what do

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>>29705441
Those are my favorite times.

>>29705452
Throw one over each shoulder and egress through the nearest window as they were obviously kidnapped and forced into this situation.

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>>29705447
serious question: how many dildos or other sex toys does the average modern young woman own, anyway? like, do they all have one and use it every day? they are so mysterious

>>29705464
they were just trying to make extra spending money on the side

being an animal caretaker and clothing designer don't pay that well


they were looking forward to riding your human dick, too

>>29705479
>being an animal caretaker and clothing designer don't pay that well
I dunno, both their homes look pretty damn cozy and they look pretty comfortable to me.

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where can i find girls with flutter-type personalities?

>>29705495
You can't, they don't' exist.

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>>29705495
>Nude Coco.

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>>29705487
yes, that's because they supplement their incomes at the local horse brothel

they enjoy it and weren't forced into it at all

they get to have sex with lots of new stallions and get paid, too

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>>29705503
fuck that dash is the cutest thing

>>29705511
Living the dream

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>>29705502
the closest thing to fluttershy being real is andrea libman herself and she's married

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>>29705511
>wanting used goods

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>>29705516
dashes are very cute things

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>>29705503
Naked Coco is the cutest Coco.

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>>29705551
Coco is cute in general.

>>29705571
do modern day bronies even know who nyx is?

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>>29705559
It's true.

>>29705577
>heart eyes
oh no

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>>29705551
it's kinda hot seeing ponies who usually wear something with nothing on

>>29705583
the perfect mare to breed and then leave

>>29705576
They don't deserve to.

>>29705518
it is also my dream to have sex with lots of stallions

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>>29705585
You wouldn't think removing a shirt collar and a small flower would make all that difference, but it makes me diamonds.

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>>29705593
good man

>>29705612
>>29705593
Gaaaaaaaay

fluttershy jacks off and breeds rare animal all the time since she was a teenager.

rarity jacks off every dude in town.

who do you think has more experience jacking a cock?

>>29705628
no

>>29705571
I want one.

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>>29705597
what a pretty pony

>>29705687
she'd probably be super helpful at getting impregnated too

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Nyx is my favourite pony. What's yours?

>>29705700
moondiaper, she yells at me to changer her

Fluttershy's fetish is to nurse you back to health and then be raped.

>>29705704
That's kinda hot.

>>29705707
OH
MY GOD

>>29705712
No I heard you perfered Dick

>>29705704
raped by what? how many times do i have to tell her i dont want to be raped by her animals while she watches.

fuck your weirdo fetishes fluttershy

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Thick thighs save lives.

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>>29705750
I want to impregnate those hips.

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>>29705750
where's her butthol?

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wish i had my face in some horse buns right now

>>29705755
You don't impregnate hips, you impregnate vaginas.

I just fapped to derpy fanfiction.

>>29705786
I know that feel

>>29705772
This was drawn before the ponut craze

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>>29705786
It's wondrous, isn't it?

>>29705777
luna's inhaling

>>29705786
she's retarded bro

I want to go to the mall with my totally platonic mare friend and help her pick out horse panties

http://imgur.com/a/HlKK2

disgusting, EQGs

>>29705807
I think those are actually Monster High dolls

>>29705805
retarded ponies need love too

Why did you choose your waifu? What makes her better than any other pony? What’s so special about her?

>>29705819
>choose your waifu
huh?

>>29705819
My waifu chose me

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Rarity keeps making this face at me.
What could it mean?

>>29705824
Shes drunk again.

>>29705819
You don't choose your waifu or horsebando

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>>29705824
It's time for breeding

>>29705821
>>29705823
>>29705841
poor choice of words, you know what I mean though

>>29705847
I would fuck both of those ladies.

>>29705850
but which one first

>>29705852
Yes

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>>29705853
choose or let fate choose for you

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>>29705852
Flip a coin?

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>>29705850
I think you might be the only person on this board who wants to fuck a human

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>>29705857
you would be wrong

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>>29705857

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>>29705857

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>>29705862
>>29705864
>fuck a human
>posts eqg

>no hooves
Absolutely disgusting

>>29705867
They're canonically humans
SciTwi calls herself human

>>29705871
alright, but they still aren't humans like >>29705847
with their neon skin and disproportionate bodies

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>>29705862
They're so cute

What is the greatest fear of each of the Mane Six?

by the way, ever noticed how the fans invented the phrase "mane six" and now Hasbro is using it officially, even though it's never been said on the show?

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>>29705882
I would hug appuls.

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>>29705885
Twiggles - Being forced to eat quesadillas
Rarara - Having her buisiness ruined forever like in Sweetie Belle's vision
Panko - Not being able to make anyone laugh again and having to move back to the rock farm
Appul - The farm being closed down
Dosh - Not being able to fly again
Butter - All of the animals one day turning on her and consuming her flesh like what would happen in real life

>spoiler
Really fires those neurons

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>>29705862
thank you for posting the two cutest eqgs

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>>29705905

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>>29705773

>>29705843
stop making me want to sniff and kiss those frogs

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>>29705921
would you kiss all of Fluttershy's frogs?

>>29705927
>getting warts
gross

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>>29705910

>>29705931
I miss Mako
Greg has a good thing going, but it'll never be the same

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>>29705910
you forgot one of them

>>29705941
We all miss Mako. Doesn't mean I'm not sick of hearing people say it.

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>>29705944
Fine.

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>>29705944
Why is Sunset so grabby with the other girls?

>>29705957
why aren't you?

>>29705947
such a great pair

i wonder if they ever shacked up when they were out in the woods

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>>29705957
Adult ladies know just how tender and nimble teenager girls are.

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>>29705957
>be reborn as a hot high school girl surrounded by other hot high school girls

she's making up for lost time

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>>29705963
>>29705978
As soon as all her friends turn 16, she's going to slam clams so god damn hard.

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ponies are very bendy

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>>29705981

>>29705980
what year are they in high school?

>>29705981
Being made of marshmallow allows for much flexibility.

>>29705986
current year

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>>29705981
You think Pinkie can bend her own cock into her own asshole?

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>>29705981
just pinkie . she can do weird things

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>>29705984
applepie best cousins

>>29705992
i want to see an x-ray of pinkie's body compressed into the mailbox

>>29706054
it's like 6 in the morning, can you please close your eyes so I can go to bed

>>29706054
>tendies

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This place is too lewd for a little filly.

Little filly has big plans for Anonymous.

>that adorable TwiSpike sequence in the beginning of Hearthbreakers
I want to see an episode with the two of them that explores where their relationship is at at the moment and is filled with those kind of cute and close moments.

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filly funtasia

what the fuck is it

and how does it compare to mlp

What does a kiss taste like

I mean, you're literally tasting someone's mouth

How is that good

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>>29706066

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GIANT

PONY

BONER

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>>29706070

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>>29706070
Was twilight a good teen mom to spike?

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>>29706080
how is tasting a mouth gross. you taste your own mouth all day, is that gross?

>>29706099
Not if it's filled with delicious food

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>>29706096

>>29706089
>not even shaped like a horse penis

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>>29706101
what if other pone has delicious food in their mouth

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Would you kiss?

>>29706116
>kissing a fat nerd

>>29706116
I kiss my twiplush all the time

I wouldn't put ketchup on her face through

>>29706129
What goes on in the mind of a filly?

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>Today is National Ravioli Day
Ravioli ravioli give me the ponuoli

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>>29706137

I LOVE PONIES

>>29706134
Filly stuff.
Colts.
Discord (sometimes he likes to get inside the head of random ponies).

>>29706154
Fluttershy looks so hot with her mane messy

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>>29706161
unf

>>29706155
What are some examples of filly stuff?

>>29706166
How can human women ever hope to compete with this?

>>29706166
I love the way her mane just schlorps back into position

>>29706103
see >>29705941

>>29705326
one that I made,

I don't do anything because she's far away from me ;_;

Filly the filly.

>>29706269
N-nani kore?

fat pony butts

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I want to have sex with teacher pone.

>>29706330
BonBon's fat pony butt.

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I really want to have sex with teacher pone.

>>29706371
>>29706413
yeah me too

Pop quiz: Where are Twilight and Spike from originally?

>>29705221
>Trixie Chapterbook thread is STILL alive
It has become immortal

>>29706440
Lauren Faust

>>29706440
G1 MLP

>>29706440
>>29706440
Canterlot

>>29706440
their mothers' vaginas

Would Discord be a fan of Andy Kaufman? I mean, they're both massive trolls.

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>>29706489
Discord has a shitty lolrandumb sense of humor, which means that he probably likes Dane Cook, Russel Howard and the American Whose Line is it Anyway.

>>29705326
>A statement on their website read: "The sex-affection of a person can not be provided by a doll. They are different and compatible services. They do not communicate.
>"They do not listen to you or caress you, they do not comfort you or look at you. They do not give you their opinion or drink a glass of champagne with you.”
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/779841/Sex-robot-brothel-Lumidolls-Barcelona-prostitutes-complain-police

>>29706498
Yet

>>29706498
>>"They do not listen to you or caress you, they do not comfort you or look at you. They do not give you their opinion or drink a glass of champagne with you.”

They are prostitues, not shrinks.

>>29706498
>They do not listen to you or caress you, they do not comfort you or look at you. They do not give you their opinion or drink a glass of champagne with you
Neither do prostitutes. Program a robot to do that and these "sex workers" would go obsolete the very same day.

>>29706449
That thing is gonna hit bump limit for sure. I wonder what about that book is keeping the thread alive, but Trixiefags must just be especially fervent about that thread for whatever reason.
Good for them if they liked the book that much I suppose.

>>29706542
Would you stick your dick in a Twibot modified to moan and say sexy things?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOLPiUs5yiQ

>>29706587
People used to fuck that Lyra plushie when all it had was a functional hole, anon

>>29706542
Yet another job made obsolete by robots

When will these sex doll makers finally cash in and make life size pony dolls

Someone is willing to spend thousands on a life sized Celestia fuckdoll with realistic rimmable ponut and cuddlable horsey coat

>>29706587
Without a doubt. This is as close as we get to the real thing in the foreseeable future. Maybe in combination with VR we can finally be with the poner we desire.

>>29706587
Anon at this point I'd stick my dick in anything that won't chaff it and maybe even that wouldn't stop me, why are you asking these ridiculous questions

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>Weird Al's New "Medium Rarities" Will Include "The Super Duper Party Pony" Track

do you like medium rarities?

or do you prefer them to be small or large?

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>>29706654
>large

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>>29706668

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tirek 2.0

>>29706673
Is this pony in a constant state of unfing or does he only unf at sumbling upon something that reminds him of T H I C C?

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>>29706654
i prefer rarity to be large, sweaty from a workout, and hovering her nice big butt in front of my face for me to sniff and lick

>>29706685
if he's anything like me, random words are enough to make him unf and get hard even in public situations

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>>29706587
>That's the best Hasbro could manage.
>Meanwhile a bunch of Russians got a legit Sweetie Bot in the making at a hundredth of the price.

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princess sealestia

>>29706710
>Russians.
It has a skeleton of an actual pony in it...

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>>29706654
I like my Rarities in all sizes but a large one is probably better for cuddling and sex

>>29706690
Females are incapable of sweating, or smelling, or farting.

>>29706711
So...
How much is Twilight going to fli her shit when she sees sirens again and it gets awkward real fast?

>>29706685
Most of the time he follows Femanon around. She'd be going about her day when she hears an UUUUH THICKER in the distance.
>I hate that guy!

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>>29706737
they aren't sirens, and this isn't a griffon

Per legend, all hippogriffs are by definition the result of griffin-equine mating.
unf

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this is going to be such a waifuable character

tough and hot military chick

>>29706747
Twiggs sees fins and horse and assumes they are sirens.
She calls them like she sees them.

>>29706757
>That accent.
>Milf.
My body isn't ready.

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>>29706734
if that were true it would make me very sad

>>29706757
i like her horsey muzzle

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>Just got to watch yesterday's LWA episode.
Goddammit, now I want some Celtic myhtology in MLP.

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Hug the filly

I don't think ponies should be for lewd

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>>29706861
Love the filly.

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>All this yellow

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>>29706876

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>>29706893
Yais

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>>29706918
How come is so small, yet she has her cutie mark already?

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>>29706901
it is always a good time for the flutter

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>>29706928
How come she*

Anyways, Zipporwhill a qt.

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>>29706928
some ponies find their purpose early

some never do

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>>29706928
She is tinypon and/or an early bloomer

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>>29706747
>Per legend, all hippogriffs are by definition the result of griffin-equine mating.

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>>29706944

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>>29706933
>>29706937
>>29706953
>white girl
>dog paw tattoo

>>29706953
>zipporwhill has a tiny filly mom

>>29706963
what

A Flurry of Emotions premieres Saturday, April 22 at 11:30a/10:30c
After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But
with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best
Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!

•Rock Solid Friendship premieres Saturday, April 29 at 11:30a/10:30c
When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make
sure her sister sees that it
has more to offer than just rocks.

>>29706966
>you will never have a tiny filly mom

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>>29706963
that's hilarious when you put it that way

she's such an OC it hurts

her dad, too

>>29706969
Chh, nothing.

Can't believe you don't know

>>29706975
:(

>>29706973
>filly mom wearing a too-large apron, yelling at you to come down for dinner

>she's made a dinner of candy and pancakes

>it's the best she could do with her clumsy hooves

>she's not very good at being a mom but she tries

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>>29706971

>Those synopses
>More Flurry and Maud

S7 hasn't even started and it's already shit.

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>>29706971
>Maud might move to Ponyville

oh fuck does that mean we'll see maud all the time? i am hype

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>>29706971
>>•Rock Solid Friendship premieres Saturday, April 29 at 11:30a/10:30c
>When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make
>sure her sister sees that it
>has more to offer than just rocks.
Yes
>Maud might move to Ponyville
Y E S

Why do they keep pushing Maud? She's a one-note character.

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>>29706971
will we see flurry age-progressed?

>>29707007
Because I am too.

>>29707007
Why do they keep pushing Applejack? She's a one-note character

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>>29707007

>>29707013
I want Flurry to be a filly already.

>>29707007
She's a fairly new character and they push all of those.

>>29707013
I hope so, I don't like the baby models at all

>>29707022
>"How do we make her even more lesbian?"
>'Add frills in her hair!'
>"HOLY SHIT YOU GET A PROMOTION!"

The problem I have with the synopses is that they both look extremely predictable. Twilight is going to have trouble with Flurry and learn not to juggle so many things at once, and Maud is going to decide not to move to Ponyville.

>>29707022
am I an edgy faggot if I think that those war designs where good?

>>29707033
When do you think we get a CMC episode with her?

>>29707044
Yes.

>>29707044
No?

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>>29707044
maybe

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>>29707029
>born a princess

what will her childhood be like?

>>29707044
Can you repeat the question?

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>>29707044
the crystal war was the most badass timeline

would love to see a whole spinoff set in this world

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Pony countdown thing update when?

hello

are there ponies here

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>>29707125
Yeah, there's a pony here.

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>>29707125

>>29707064
>pseudo edgy war is hell world
>not the rule of NMM
please

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>>29707202

>>29707202
Can I get like a dozen eggs?

>>29707287
what are you going to do with Dash eggs

>>29707292
MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES

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>>29707297

You must choose one pony to die heroically during this season.

>>29707398
Celestia

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>>29707398
Twilight. Let her be free of this shitfest.

>>29707398
>>29707415
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends. Except Fluttershy, Fluttershy gonna die.

>>29707414

She is already dead inside

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Tiny colts.

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>>29707469

>>29707029
>Flurry becomes a filly
I know what MLPG would look like for the next weeks at least

>>29707575
YOU DON'T KNOW ME

Filly researched the Jump Drive

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>>29707575
Well, filly princesses are great. And it would spawn lots of art.

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>>29707297

>>29707606
I don't know where you stole those from but pegasi don't lay eggs

>>29707606
Celestia demands a cake made of Pega eggs.

>>29707578
I do.

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>>29707657

My ultimate top kekaiku is coming together
Soon I will marry ALL of the ponies!

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>>29707679
like one at a time or just one giant ceremony

>>29707606
I was just uh admiring them yeah that's all