CYOA Discussion

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>>29529916
>EVENING
FUCK YOU!

>>29529916
I'm pretty sure the kissing edition was last thread. Unless artfags are going to make more this thread.

>>29529939
>artfags existing in 2017

>>29529939
le edition is always based on the previous thread

>>29529970
just say lurk more to that anon, we've already done all we can.

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yeeeah baby, work that grill.

Reminder that that quest you like isn't as good as you think it is.

>>29530080
I'm aware. I'm also aware that the quest I write is twice as bad as I know it is.

>>29530116

literally every QM ever pls

reposting in new thread that i'm currently running.

>>29525384

To everyone still concerned - I will not be able to run DH today. Or tomorrow. Or even probably during this week.

But I promise that I will at least give you guys a proper ending if I'll find myself unable to run until this sunday.

>>29530176
>proper ending
That's what they all say.

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Inspire me /cyoa/

>>29530309
No

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Another late start.
>>29530382
Probably shouldn't have colored this.
or smoothed the sketch out.

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>>29530315
ok then.

What inspires you /cyoa/?

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>>29530425

zodiac is running, you should read it anon

>>29530417
Nothing.

>>29530417
Dat ass.

>>29530417
pone

>>29529916
That art makes me sad...

I want a sequel...

>>29529970
Sometimes it is based on 2 threads ago.

>>29530176
Just take your time there is no rush.

>>29530769
That's how we got Zephyr Breeze.

I'm really annoyed right now, what can I do about it?

>>29530822
Run a Quest.

>>29530822
Read a cyoa but not one that would annoy you.

Let's talk about what our MCs earned and learned in the last couple of threads? Did they find new friends? Did they learn new abilities? Have they defeated somepony villainous?

>>29530822
Congratulations. So is everyone else. Either find something to distract yourself from your tedious irritating existence and the frustration that permeates your irksome life, or end it now.

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What annoyes you CYOA?

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>>29530900
I want more players.

>>29530900
Your stupid fat fucking face you obnoxious know-it-all cunt. I hate you, and it's not because I don't know how to love, it's because you're a fucking cunt. Fucking die. Choke on a hayburger and fucking die.

>>29530909
quest?

>>29530869
Don't trust deer (she probably will not take the lesson to heart though she is a very trusting mare).
Drazken mate for life.
Souls outside there home plane start to decay.
Sometimes all you need to bring somebody around to being nice is to be nice to them.

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>>29530900
When two players post two conflicting answers at the same time and no one says anything after.
It makes having limited players pretty frustrating sometimes. I'm just below the "just right" zone of having enough, but not too much players.

>>29530795
Yes but Warlock is not a neet.

>>29530080
Reminder that that quest you hate isn't as bad as you think it is.

>>29530985
It's actually worse.

>>29530972
Oh, I know your pain man.

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reminder

hi

>>29531088
ih

>>29531088
Yo dawg wadup?

>>29530980
Or is he?

Dun dun duuuuuuun.

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>>29530475
Scorpio a cute.

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>>29530475
A

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>>29530475
CUTE!

>>29531507
tfw all the fanart is there before the quest was even made.

>>29531313
Well have we?

>>29531558
I don't care enough to follow that link further.

>>29531558
Ask for the bloodanon green.
It was fairly popular when that was written and should push your buttons.

>>29531571
Thanks.

>>29531563
Be glad you didn't.

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>>29531708
It's just a guy wanting porn of pic related.
That film was far better then it had any right to be.

>>29530900
Being sober, my job sometimes, still not being man enough to run again.

>>29529916
That bat just got snoot sniped

>>29530942
I thought of some more
One mc discovered a long forgotten passage.
A.I have sexual dreams.

This is a really good question why am I the only one that has responded?

I'm back.
>>29525384

Active threads

Shattered Planes: >>29470864
Nebula: >>29510977
EWE: >>29522710
Give and Take: >>29432146
The Equestrian Wars: >>29525384
Dirty Work: >>29359612
Zodiac: >>29511418
Slave: >>29481052
Kingdom Hearts: >>29512419
Coltquest: >>29501787
Warrant: >>29528526
Cirquesque: >>29485852

>>29532158
Holy shit a lot of threads fell off the board the last few days.
I blame myself I took a day off from bumping at look what happens.

>>29532158

Which quests are you reading? Select all that apply

http://www.strawpoll.me/12386692

Slap the snooters

>>29532407
No

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>>29532407
s-stop right there, criminal scum

QMs are a dead, shitty meme.

>>29532588
That snoot ain't scrunched.

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>>29532588
>>29532791
Fake scrunch!

>>29532588
It needs those creases on the ridge of the snout.

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I fell asleep and had a dream about /cyoa/. Not A CYOA, I had a dream about this fucking thread.

That's the saddest my life has ever been, don't let this happen to you anon, leave while you still can.

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>last thread

>>29533303
Mare fucking gay
There are a number of ways to interpret this.

>>29533303
>Dude think pony pretty
>Save kissing just used
>First little character like mare
>Lis fucking gay
>Need thread give next
>Choosie hate circle
>Go cuck new

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>>29533303

>>29533303
>need thread
>give quest
>post really much

someone's really desperate

>>29533302
See any rare Whispens?

>>29533335
Yes, but she was so rare my waking mind can't comprehend her.
off by 2, so close

>>29533303
Even Choosie hates Circle Quest.

>>29533303
>Anonymoussee

Through the Shattered Planes:

Hydra aren't asexuals. If they were, that would probably mean they'd reproduce by mythosis. Likely by allowing one head to just become independent once in a while. But since Hydras aren't asexuals this is just silly.

Returns!

>>29533482

We need some cute sneks people.

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>>29533586
Here.

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>>29533607
Is that easy?

>>29533782
Yes

>>29533782
It's not easy

>>29533814
It's not THAT easy

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>>29533586
snek

>>29533831
I'm going to need two more heads on that snek.

>>29533835
hemipenis

New Alchemy thread.

>>29534009

>>29534030
That's pretty gay f4m.

Beware the Big World Order

>>29534378
Preach it sister!

>>29534378
>he doesn't like BIG sister
You're giving me doubleplus ungood feels.

Running.
>>29534660

>>29534504
They gave me medication and behavioral therapy. I realize it was my problem all along now, and would like to formally apologize to Big Sister, may she grace all our lives.

>GaT fell off the board
Well shit. I knew I forgot something.

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>>29534729
Haha time for history

>>29533501
Do you mean mitosis.

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>>29528526

>wanted to pick up shattered planes and equestrian wars
>still haven't
Fug

>>29534714
I had the cutequestria problem with GaT. I saw the word "uppies” one too many times and lost interest.

I feel bad about admitting it too because Inept is a quality QM I don't want her to get discouraged and leave us.

GOD PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US LIKE THE REST INEPT.

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>>29535372
>Inept is a quality QM

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Post sad horses

>>29535264
Shattered Planes is literally on it's first thread. Just read the damn thing.

>>29535377
Need more Steelie shipping.

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>>29535410
no

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>>29535440
top ship

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>>29535410
This one's some kind of sad.

>>29535264
Just read them

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>>29535410
sad horse from birthday cyoa

>>29535570
Reminder this horse is from a getquest and therefore shit.

>>29535638
>look mom I posted it again

>>29535377
Is that the sound of someone with potentially useful criticism?

>birdthroughwindow.jpg

>>29535708
Why does everyone love you so much Inept? What do I have to do to be as cool as you? I'll do anything!

No really, what do I do, it's getting to find reasons to live.

>>29535708
Yeah, u suck

>>29535708
I like your quests but G&T kinda just doesn't interest me.

>tfw like GaT

>>29535708
I agree with the other anon. You suck. Try sucking less.

>>29535708
Here's some criticism.
Quit being a cunt.

>>29535737
This.

>>29535755
loser

>>29535708
Try watching the show so you do not get confused by stuff.

>>29535737
Yeah like, I played Bowie-Changeling in undergroundville at the beginning but after getting Softserve over the pit I've only been reading it and I'm not sure how long that's really gonna last. For me it's just because meeting the icecream family has been underwhelming. nothing we've been doing has really seemed to make much of a difference and it doesn't seem to be going anywhere, to the point that I was almost Hoping that Dot had run away from home so we could go rescue her. If this is all just a build up for something like, setting up characters before something important happens and starts the quest proper (beginning of Fallout 3 style) that's fine I guess, but honestly I wouldn't mind a time skip to Buddy as an adult or something. I'm sure that the interaction with the family is tickling someone's fancy since there is a lot of potential for comedy in the house but for me it's been going on a bit too long.
Also take my opinion with a grain of salt since I'm the sort of person that gets way too edgy and makes bad commands more often than good ones, so my taste is questionable at best.

>>29535737
>>29535810
That's cool. I get it. Thanks for being honest!

>>29535778
Can't.

>>29536031
I wholeheartedly admit that my pacing is slow as shit because I am TERRIFIED of skipping something trivial that the players may have deemed important, or bypassing some essential character interaction that might get people invested. I really have no idea what I'm doing.

>>29536119
>I really have no idea what I'm doing
>Is the oldest QM here besides Alch.
There's no hope for any of us is there?

>>29536119
I don't think time skipping is the issue, I think it's just that there is absolutely nothing going on. The setting is a world at war, but all we're seeing is some slice of life while in a safe and cozy bunker. How about an event that might get Silver to trust us more?

>>29536146
I'd imagine that a lot of stuff has to be made up as the story progresses with how crazy the player-base can get.

>>29536119
Can we go scavanging in the next post? Or some time after?

>>29536146
I meant in terms of things that are important core tenets of writing, like pacing and character chemistry. I know how to draw, use proper grammar, and make smartass quips and brainless action scenes well enough to hide that most of the time, but strip all that away and you're left with a pretty boring result. Trying to balance that is the hardest thing about doing this, no contest.

>>29536286
Next post? Probably not, unless you guys decide to sneak out after bedtime. In the very near future? Yeah sure.

>>29536427
You never answered my question about how I can be a cool qm like you

>>29536438
Suck a lot of dicks.

>>29536455
You aren't inept, but how many?

>>29536464
[1d20]

>>29536438
Don't be a quitter.

>>29536438
>>29536509
Inept's callin' you out Mora.

>>29536520
Nice try guy. Just some schmuck trying to find his worth.

>>29536520
Inept's calling out a lot of people.
Craft, Nips, Sloth, who else?

>>29536427
>strip away all redeeming factors of a product and its boring
stellar observation

Inept is in the pocket of Big Mare.

>i have 6 quests to catch up on but i have no motivation to read them because theyre all shit

>>29536878
This whole CYOA thing is getting kind of old, you guys want to post pics of our genitals instead?

>>29536878
Sounds like you have no quests to catch up on then. Bye.

>>29536878
>I have CYOAs to read but I won't read them

>>29536901
Sure, you first.

rip art quests

I can't upload pics right now, seems that 4chan be broken.

>>29537069
Try imgur?

>>29536929
>>29537077
Nope I technically went first, now you gotta post yours.

>>29537089
That's not how it works faggot. If you won't share yours I ain't sharing mine. Fuck off freeloader.

>>29536520
Mora? A quitter? He just today resumed History Quest.

>>29536566
I never pretended to be a cool qm like inept in the first place.

>>29537308
Inept got to be cool through perseverance and lots of work. That's the sucker way, just use memes.

whelp, there's always
http://mlpg.co/q/index.html

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testing

Internet's gone and my data plans's not really affordable. May not update today.

JEALOUS LITTLE MARELETS

>>29537758
Hiss

>>29537980
SPOILED LAZY BIGGIES

>>29538116
FILTHY LITTLE SHMOL

I have arisen.

>>29525384

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Last night.

>>29538488
Muffin Top you whore.

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>>29538488
>pain
Tell me about it, I had so many quality edits ready to go.

>>29538228
FATTIE!

Pinkahontas quest when?

>>29538606
SHORTIE!

>>29538488
I don't get it.

Combat snoots?

remove unicorns all of them deserve gulag, short or not

>>29538822
>tfw no one to take the title of combutt now

>>29538839
Fuck that, pegasi are the most deserving something like that. Pegasi are dicks.

>>29538913
That's not bat ponies

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>>29538822
weaponies

>>29538971
Needs more dakka.

>>29538913
Unicorns are more shit, thou.

>>29539020
Earth ponies are lame. LAME!

>>29539032
Fuck you bitch cunt

>>29539032
Nice try pinhead.

>>29538971
Why does the gatling gun have a handle that's made ergonomically for hands with fingers?

>>29539133

Aesthetic.

>>29538971
Choosie is sick of your shit.

>>29539133
Those are clearly teeth grooves.

Oh Zenith I miss you and your tight ass.

>>29539254
L-lewd anon!

>>29539227

Actually, that's a filly named Brass Reign.
She needs more personality, there is very little beyond name and appearance. She doesn't even have a cutie mark.

>>29539478
First kill, first cutie mark.

To the Shattered Planes readers

Lazyness has been stronger than me tonight, next thread will be tomorrow.

>>29539254
Now anon, I miss Zenith too, but his ass was losser than your mom after a box of wine.

>>29539577
Hydra MC ain't got no booty. Pity be hydra's that can't enjoy the wonders of a fine ass.

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Whic QM has the nicest ass?

>>29540050
FRUIT BOOT

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>>29540050

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>>29540050

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>>29540112
>this hurts me more than it hurts you

>>29540050
Res. It's nice and spacious.

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>>29538670
Explain.

>>29538971
Post ponys who are natural weapons.

New Nebula thread!
>>29540614

>>29540050
Warlock.

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>>29540652

>>29540673
He said natural.

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>>29540652

>>29540665
Where's his pony ass? Has it been shipped yet?

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>>29537106

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>>29540652

>>29540862
Weapon of Mass Desucction

>>29540776
He had a mental breakdown because people recomended his quest.

>>29540892
A Historical Perspective: "I wanna take you to the straight bathhouse" edition,now continues!

Sorry for late start, been a weird day

>>29540904
Fuck you, you're not even my real QM! You don't know my life!

>>29541028
I may not be your real QM, but I'm here for you anon. I'll always be here for you.

>>29540776
>>29540898
He was bullied by iFag so hard that he is dead now.

>>29541059
A combination of that, inability to handle praise and assuming what is obvious to him is obvious to everybody else.

People will argue over which was the main one but I think it is reaction to praise that ultimately doomed him.

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>>29540733
Look at this poor pone. She didn't realize that big mare cola actually stunts growth.

>>29541492
Small is beautiful though

>>29536191
>How about an event that might get Silver to trust us more?
With the way she hates us, I don't think anything short of saving her life would help us earn her trust.
I kind of expect her to try and murder us in our sleep during the first night

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>>29528526

>>29541059
Why did that quest attract so many of /that guy/? Was it a lewd quest?

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>>29541578
uh oh.

>>29541675
Velvet needs to stop horsing around

Escape Velocity when?

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>>29541713
UH OH

>>29541754
V-velvet no

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>>29541746

zodiac update

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>>29541782
indeed

>>29541754
[Brodyquest music plays as she skips her way through every board.]

My computer took a shit on me, so I'm going to be trying to fix it tonight instead of running. Sorry.

>>29541898
Try giving it booze.

Inept has bad breath.

>>29542145
Too far man.

>>29541898
It's just confused, it saw that porn you were looking at and now it's trying to please you.

Who's the most handsome mare?

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>>29542281

>>29542288
lmao she's old

>>29542288
That's a hot grandma

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If all goes well I'll be running Frost at Noon MST as usual. If you don't hear from me until that time (besides the obligatory "running in x minutes" post), that'll mean everything went as planned.
I'm actually excited to run again. How about that.

>>29542538
That's a cute poner.

>>29542538
Hyp as fuk.

>>29542538
How close to a theoretical end is this? I want to read it but don't know if I should rush to catch up?

>>29542579
Not really close at all.

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>>29542527
but she doesn't have grandkids

>>29542707
Alright fine. She's a hot mom. Are you happy now?

Who's the prettiest stallion, other than Whispen?

>>29541157
>assuming what is obvious to him is obvious to everybody else.
I do not play Darkest Hour but judging by this conversation in sekrit it is this.
11:20 PM] tuypo1: Oh hey Cain, I was looking through some old posts about Hail and noticed you were wondering if there was a problem with the way you had the archeon explain that Phoenix was a demon.

Short answer yes if we were supposed to be able to work out the archeon was talking about Phoneix from his first statment it was poorly written, that is why people thought maybe he was talking about Word.
[11:21 PM] Cain: And I suppose you were one of the people who did not understand it?
[11:21 PM] tuypo1: Yes
[11:21 PM] Cain: Gee, I fucking wonder.
[11:22 PM] Cain: Clearly a filly who desintegrates demon-flesh with a mere touch is a demon herself
[11:23 PM] Cain: I could understand not getting that Phoenox was a demon
[11:24 PM] Cain: But suggesting that a creature that banishes all magic around herself is in fact a magical lifeform herself?
[11:24 PM] tuypo1: It was unlikely that it was Word but as she was the only unusual pony in the room that is why I suggested it.
[11:24 PM] tuypo1: Less to do with her powers and more to do with everybody elses lack of powers.
[11:25 PM] Cain: Of fucking course. I introduced five new characters during that event(edited)
[11:25 PM] Cain: Surely they all were generic ponies?
[11:26 PM] tuypo1: Well yes why would one assume otherwise.
[11:27 PM] Cain: I.... I have no fucking words
[11:28 PM] Cain: Context?
[11:29 PM] Cain: No, fuck it
[11:29 PM] Cain: I am out
[11:32 PM] Cain: I mean - here we have 2 out of 6 generals chosen by Luna herself for their exceptional skills and talents, their four most trustworthy/skilled captains and a deer with a key to an ancient arftifact of doom(edited)
[11:33 PM] Cain: Yeah, completely generic NPCs

>>29543095
wow, rude.

>>29543142
I think Spez put it best.
>it became a meme that every bad thing that befell cain and darkest hour was attributed to a single austrailian shitposter, to te point that he forgot it was a meme and started to seriously believe it.

>>29543095
Since we're tossing out Sekrit shit atm, it's worth noting that tuypo1 is iFag and he's just as retarded as everyone thought.

>>29543180
The best part is that iFag admitted to being most of the problem for Cain. We have the power to make memes a reality.

>>29543195
>he's just as retarded as everyone thought.
That is true but in the linked conversation he was right it was a reasonable theory. Well maybe not reasonable but the only theory that would have made any sense aside from the Harbinger is a demon theory.

>>29543241
So in that conversation he was wrong that it was a reasonable theory and Cain reacted aggressively to a retard that's an admitted pain in his ass. Cain might just have that problem, and I'd say he does to a degree, but the quoted text don't indicate it.

>>29543195
Is ifag gone too at least? The fact that the general is dead again instead of being full of his stream of conscious shitposts gives me hope.

>>29543241
Oh yeah. I kind of just ignored that since I only recently started playing again after the elderly ass kicking began. I was pretty confused as who was this "harbinger" or whatever the fuck was going on.

>>29543326
Nah, he plays most of the new quests, he's not gone. He's just switched his pestering of /cyoa/ over to Sekrit for now.

>>29543335
Who is this, "ifag?"

>>29543290
What no I am saying Cain was wrong here.

>>29543239
I never said that. I admited to being the one to make certain posts but there were also bouts of stupidity I made sure to mention were somebody else's.

>>29543353
A player that has very identifiable typing patterns and makes consistently retarded commands. He effectively has a name on at all times.

>>29543361
Then you need to read your own post again.
>That is true but in the linked conversation he was right it was a reasonable theory. Well maybe not reasonable
So iFag defended an unreasonable theory and Cain reacted aggressively to a problem player defending a bad theory.

Good examples would be the times Cain has lamented his players missing something and sekrit members looked into his thread and pointed out how and why they missed it.

>>29543398
>le ebin bad grammer is like namefaggotry maymay.
You faggots are worse then ifag.

>>29543439
you really missing point

>>29543335
Yea, sorry about that, being a sekrit holdout, I encouraged him to go there more than once. It wasn't even that malicious, I was just hoping he would learn there.

>>29543398
I meant unreasonable in the sense that it was extremely unlikely, however every other option seemed even more unlikely to ifag. As I said I do not read the quest but cain himself said the other characters were all new, they had not displayed any unusual traits yet.

>Good examples would be the times Cain has lamented his players missing something and sekrit members looked into his thread and pointed out how and why they missed it.
Not really the same thing one is how did players miss something and this is how did a player come up with something.

>>29543458
>I was just hoping he would learn there.
Well I did learn that if all you can think of is a stupid idea don't submit anything at all. I even put that into practice a few days ago.

I also learnt you guys still cannot let go of the idea I am /that/ guy.

>>29543475
You're not /that/ guy, you're THAT guy.

>>29543461
Attributing every unusual trait to a one pony and ignoring that such traits are incompatible is much less reasonable than suspecting that there're two unusual ponies.

>>29543095
Warlock posted about him leaving a day before this conversation took place.

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mmmm, I feel a wew coming on.

>>29543607

Lad?

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>>29543861
I want to touch Zenith's tushy.

Stupid sexy Horsey and his sexy spices

Why is the general so slow lately?

>>29544344
Such is life in Glorious Arstotzka.

>>29544344
A bunch of quests died.

>>29544321
How can spices be sexy?

>>29544701
There is a leaf believed to be aphrodisiac when I come from.

>>29544738
Your people used Canadians as aphrodisiac?

>>29544793
>Canadians
>good for anything

Mornin

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>>29543861
Zenith you lazy fuck

>>29544701
Spices are inherently sexy. Too much spicy food leads to self polution. Eat little Os brand bland flakes to curb devilish desires.

>>29545079
S-shut up I just like that pose!

>>29545029
I hope this bitch is still alive because I WILL kill her.

>>29545222
Isn't that the lady that one idiot wanted to 'negotiate' aka commit suicide with?

>>29545234
No, that was Verity - unicorn with metal magic.

>>29545234
No. That's was someone loyal to the princesses. That right there is the one who killed Aurora because reasons.

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What ever happened to this one?

>>29545327
Not popular enough, the QM killed it.

>>29545338
Then killed themselves to restore honor. It was the right thing to do.

>>29544161
>>29543861
Why is Zenith horse so sexy?

>>29545327
>>29545338
>>29545345

I'm just alternating you chuckle fucks. Broken Hearts will resume after the current thread of AHP dies.

I like Cuddle Bug too much to stop writing it.

>>29544920
The light burns my eyes

>>29545258
Brutal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0FGdil49I4

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>Player question
Is there a quest that should rather end sooner than later for its own good? In restrospect, is there a quest that should have ended much sooner and if so, when exactly?

>QM question
Do you sometimes wish your quest would come to an end because you feel like it's been going on for too long / you would like to move on to another quest / are tired of QMing? Or because you feel like your players are dragging things out unnecessarily?

>>29545451
Yes.

>>29545451
Yea

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>>29545456
>>29545470
And which one you jokers?

Where them Semantic Error player be at?

Should we accept the job by Judgement? Why and why not?

>>29545485
I want to end my quest but I want it to have a proper ending. What I'm regretting is making my quest so massive and global, and not something simple instead.

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>>29542538
I'm going to line and color this cute poner, that ok and are these colors right?

>>29545500
Why not discuss this in the thread that's up right now, where the Semantic players are?

>>29545512
Yes and yes.

>>29545516
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
Because why not here, but I kind of understand your point.

>>29545485
>your players are dragging things out unnecessarily?
I feel like that's an inherent problem with CYOAs and I'm not even a QM. I'm going to try instituting some kind of post limit if/when I finally run a quest. It probably won't go well, but hopefully we can learn something from it because QM burnout seems to be a huge problem.

>>29545549
Post limit sounds like a bad idea unless you're really good at planning ahead.

Through the Shattered Planes: today, you're the big scary monster. Watch out for those crafty adventurers tactics! Returns with a new thread!

>>29545564
>>29545571

>>29545500
>>29545547
The discussion about that has already happened twice in SE threads. The reason there's no solid conclusion is the players don't agree. It's obvious the job is going to get someone killed, and Judgement may or may not try to 'clean up' File after the job. Some players don't care about the killing or think Judgement would try anything, and others do. I have a feeling it's going to come down to a vote, which is a problem because SE is infested with samefags.

>>29545560
I used to be, but I've really had it beaten into me at this point, having worked for project managers and urban planners. It's where I got the idea from. It'll be a lose limit and a meta part of the quest so players know too.

>>29545606
I wouldn't worry about the vote/samefag issue too much. If you noticed it then I'm sure Bath has too.

>>29545374
Good I like feels the quest

I forgot about this place, anyone got any recomendations?

http://mlpg.co/arc/

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The next step in directed marevolution.

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>>29545222
Calm down Trips.
In this precinct we do it by the books.

>>29545956
Nice high watt setup, What kind of coils do I use on her to get the thickest clouds?

>>29545222
Yeah sure, and they'll you'll kill Sombra.

>>29546172
A Historical Perspective: Playing dress-up and making our familiar feel pretty edition, now continues!

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>>29546034

Running.
>>29546484

>>29545549
Nebula is set to a 2 (in game) year time limit.

I expect the players will drag it out to at least 50 posts of epilogue though.

>>29546653
You gotta draw the line man, no epilogue.

I'd say tell your players they can write their own, but they never do.

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>>29546733
>I'd say tell your players they can write their own, but they never do.
>

>>29546653
Nice repost

>>29546775
>You shouldn't make a relevant post because you have already made it at some point in the past.

>>29546775
Nice repost

>>29546891
>>29546775
Nice repost

>>29546921
and they say i am cancer

>>29546933
No, you're Jeff.

>>29546942
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
>ear rapingly loud stock laughter<

>>29546942
That was not actually me senpai.

I am taking a 2 months break from cyoa maybe when I come back you will be over this retarded idea that I am every bad person this hobby has ever had.

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You are a young foal who's gender, name cutimark and race have yet to be decided and it's bed time.
Every night you see strange things moving in the darkness, well every night since your family has moved into our your house. It's been about a week and boxes still tower around the inside.
Every night the thing moving around in the darness seems to get closer and closer. Like it's seeing just how close it can get before you run away.
You've told your parrents about the thing in the dark, but they think it's just your imagination,but last night it put a gash into your comforter with it's sharp claws. You saw it happen and even showed your mother the cut in the cloth which she spankedyou for.
Now, with your teeth are brushed, bathroom used, hoofie pajamas are on and a cup of water is beside your bed you can stall,no longer.
What now?

>>29547113
Surround bed with homework. No one wants to touch homework.

>>29547113
Get flashlight.

>>29547113
Create weapons use our unicorn magic to hold them


Maybe we will get our cutie mark in weapon making.

>>29547113
Rape.

>>29547155
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>>29547184
You get you backpack out and pull out your homework. You surround your bed with it to form a barrier. Nothing likes homework right? Unless the thing in the dark is a nerd... You shutter as you imagine your homework attracting the creature. You grab your flashlight that projects a picture of pegaclown and snuggle up under the covers. You hover you flashlight with your horn and swing it around a bit while you imagine gathering the courage to beat back the night beast.
You close your eyes and tuck the light under your pillow.
You wake up to crinkling coming from the foot of your bed. You hear it moving around to the right of your bed.

>>29547234
Quickly aim your flash light menacingly

>>29547234
Throw the covers on it.

>>29547234
Mum is that you.
If there is no reply jump out and smash at it if it says it is mum just open your covers but be wary.
If the room is empty we need to improve our weapon get some tape and use it to attatch some sort of stick to our light so we have a polearm.

>>29547234
Project the scary clown face over yours and say something high pitched and menacing.

>>29547271
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>>29547307
"M-mom? Is that you?" You hear your voice crack as you speak.Suddenly the covers are violently pulled off the bed.
Too frightened to look, you levitate your flashlight to the corner of the bed and project pegaclown at the beast menacingly.
You hear a crinkle as the beast retreats under the bed before you feel a big bump as it squeezes under. You sit there for a moment in silence before you hear a scratching comming from under the matress, like a knife on a sail.

>>29547365
It must be afraid of the light or mr.clown. Let's get it!

>>29547365
Turn on the room light and trap it under the bed.

>>29547365
It fears the light.
Get up and turn on our light but keep pegaclown trained on the bed.

>>29547365
Tell it to knock that shit off and show itself or you're calling for Mom. You gotta be firm with boogeymen.

>>29547394
Nah man, just unicorn it on.

>>29547419
Oh yes good point.
Dam it feels good to be the master race.

>>29547389
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>>29547465

You keep the light on the creature as you look over towards the light swich.
You scrunch your nose and contrait as you try to also flip on the light as you continue to hold the light. Eventually you suceed!
"Ha! Take that boogie-stallion! You better go away unless you want me to get you!"
Theres a twang as you hear the springs in yor bed being pulled apart. You feel somthing bumping benithe the matress pad like it is digging tword you. The support of the bed begins to fail as you hear more and more springs being torn from under the matress.

>>29547489
Jump out the window!

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Your first night of life is nearly over, but you have one more obstacle to deal with before you can rest, as Give and Take continues!
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>>29547489
hmmm, turn off the light for a few seconds, if it dosn't stop, yea jump out the window

>>29547489
Throw the clown at the spooky monster and back out of the room with the flashlight still trained at the creature under the bed.