Reversed Gender Roles Equestria: Foalish Stallions Edition

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Less horse cock this time.

>>26184582
The previous version of this thread was deleted for a reason. This general has outstayed its welcome, and with all the herding and drama going on, it's time to pull the plug.

>>26184582
Recap of previous thread's large updates:

AnalPlug's Applejack date rape and marriage contd >>26160876

LaP washy washy contd >>26166937

Anon + Rara fashion show >>26170504

Moondancer summons Incubus Anon contd >>26176779

Anon + Rara fashion show pt 2 >>26179459

Comfy contd >>26182851

hahahahahahahaha you faggots killed the last thread with the horse cock
man this general is crashing and burning fast

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>>26184592
Since I deleted it, would you enlighten me? Why did I do this exactly?

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>>26184588
Would you the moon princess?

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>>26184611
Tenderly.
While her sister watches

>>26184609
Because of the shitfest that was the previous thread. This is the kind of fanfiction-esque garbage that's killing the fandom. Everyone needs to calm down and watch something else during the hiatus, or we'll destroy ourselves before the new season airs.

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>>26184668
oh anon

>>26184668
Or you could just shut your shithole and NOT shitpost a thread into oblivion because you don't like a particular thing. But that's asking to much isn't it?
>Everyone needs to calm down and blah blah blah
No, you need to calm down, maybe go watch something else during the hiatus. You're certainly not contributing anything worthwhile here.

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>>26184668
What can I say... You didn't exactly capture my motivations. I did it for the cheap thrill of giving some anons the feeling of being relevant, and then yanking in back again.

>This is the kind of fanfiction-esque garbage that's killing the fandom.
I have no idea what this means.

>Everyone needs to calm down and watch something else during the hiatus, or we'll destroy ourselves before the new season airs.
For some reason I'm inclined to believe that you are not one of the local artdykes. So shoo! Off you go. Watch... Burn Notice? It's good.

>>26184805
>I have no idea what this means
It's a strawman, it doesn't mean anything.

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So, what do you sisters think about the more serious problems in our society?
What do you think... about battered stallions ans stallion-beaters?

Can a truly egalitarian Equestria be built? The catbirds sure have that one nailed down.

What about... truly equal?

>>26184943
This is quite possibly the only stallion pic I have ever found cute.

>>26184965
Look at him, he is hiding in his safe space, eating the emergency mood icecream.
>That's cute
He is obviously traumatized!!

I keep thinking about RGRE with regards to equestrian demons.
I keep imagining a warlock or some adventurer who has the ability to summon an archdemon getting thrown to equestria, and the first thing they try to do is summon that demon.
Instead they get a thin, armored, bat winged and horned horse demon that remarks that she has not seen a colt in armor before, and sticks around out of curiosity.

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>>26184987
Is that cardboard box his safe room?

>>26170769 #
I like this. We need more sweet, low key green around here

>>26174837 #
>Because you're replying two days to late
>to late
>to

At least I'm not a failed abortion. Learn to English, nigger.

>>26179563 #
Normally I'd demand a lewd little sister green, but this is too cute for that.

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>>26185555
Those are some nice digits, anon.

>>26185576
ohhh

IT MUST BE A SIGN!

A WRITEFAG WILL COME!

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>>26180470
It's because you didn't put Luna into Anon's herd, mostly. And the fact that Shining has someone other than Cadance in his at all is a problem. Nobody wants to see their waifu in a herd that isn't Anon's.

Another reason is that Glim Glam would probably herd with Anon over Shining, because Twilight is her only friend. She feels very shoehorned into Shining's herd for no real reason, which is strange to see in your stories as they're normally so well defined and whatnot.

Honestly, it feels like it's missing that spark that your other stories have.

That said, I'm still enjoying it. I just think you could have made better choices about how to handle the herding, along with a handful of other things. The overall premise is still amusing.

Unrelatedly, I'm also a little salty that Anon didn't join them, because I'm a massive tabletop nerd.

>>26185619
While I don't agree with you, I'm very glad you actually gave reasons for your grievances with the story. Thank you.

>>26185619
I already said my piece in the other thread, but I just 'realised' something...

The pictures for the story?
They're familiar.
They aren't commissioned for this story. Which means LaP is writing AROUND someone else's idea of a game night. Which is fine, I've got no problems with that whatsoever (I also don't really mind who is herding with what). But it does mean that the characters haven;t been chosen by LaP.

>>26185773
I don't think those pictures had anything to do with a "game night" so much as nerdy unicorns being cute/nerdy in the vicinity of each other. They were a clear inspiration for the story and the characters involved though, that much is obvious.

>>26182554
Keep going.
>>26182880
Mend your fences using the ponies!
And duct tape, lots of duct tape.
>>26183727
Write it.
>>26184943
Box stallion is in a box.
More stallions should be inside boxes.
Catbirds can't afford boxes, which means they are inferior.
>>26185064
Sounds cool.
>Be Lusty Tang, Succubus pony.
>Summoned to who knows where by probably minotaurs?
>No hooves, but similar general shape
>Your dick-sense is tingling
>Your dick sense is your candyvag
>These things must be stallions!
"Hey there cuties, did you dress up just for me?"
>>26185619
Your waifu belongs where I put it, Anon.
Just be thankful she isn't paired with a shit-elemental from the elemental plane of sewerage.
Because as a writefag, I can make it happen.
Anon will get revenge on them for leaving him out of the /tg/ later.
>>26185602
Sure, why not.

>Be Anon in Equestria.
>At fancy party because Twilight sperged so hard trying to pick a plus one that she got free tickets for all her friends
>It's boring as fuck
>Snooty ponies are being snooty and dull
>Most of the food is inedible to humans, fucking ponies and their hay
>You sneak out of the party and play vidya on your phone until it's over.
>Today sucked.

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Glasses for the herd.

>>26185996
pretty much all of these except TS and FS are wrong

>>26180225
You're going to have to dedicate yourself to reading through it if you want to catch up. Maybe not read all the posts and stories just because they're there. That's what I'm having to do.

>>26184805
I just binge watched Blue Bloods. If you like cop shows it's pretty great.

Jessica Jones was horrible.

>>26185881
durnk never change

>>26186328
But his clothes are getting smelly...

>>26186770
I like the musk.

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>>26186044
Actually, I thought Rarity and Twilight were the only confirmed glasses-wearers.

>>26182907
Screw you, tree of harmony. Maybe if you want a team of magical super friends you shouldn't fill up half your roster with adulterous sociopaths.

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>tfw no abusive gf

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>>26186826
You sound like one of those pervy mares I've been warned about. Stay away.

>>26187017
>not wanting to mark your mares with your musk
Wow. Just hand your cock in already.

>>26187072
Big words for somebody who never had a cock in the first place.

>>26187170
Actually, those were fairly small words. Someone is showing her publik ejecashun.

>>26184582
bump

>>26185881
I was thinking more about how we normally characterize all the warrior demon lords and such as male, and most of the demons are based on a male figure. The female demons are all sexy female succubi.

Apply RGRE, and the intimidating archdemons are the female demons, and the seducer types are the incubi.
So the female equestrian demons would be the powerful muscular warrior mares, summoned for combat, and the male demons in RGRE horseland are hugely endowed incubi that mares draw porn about.

>>26187965

>"Anawn, I ain't too sure about this."
"What's wrong, Applejack?"
>"Yer supposed to be the one wearing the lingerie, not me!"
"But you look so sexy in them! Besides, you said tonight you'd do whatever I want. Remember?"
>"A-Ah guess."

>tfw you will never emaresculate your waifu by making her wear lingerie.

It hurts.

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>>26188083
It's a bad feeling.

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>>26188083
What if Coco Pommel made you some nice manly underwear?

>>26188146
Some crotchless boxer briefs?

>>26188146

"Finally! Someone gets it right! No frills or unnecessary skimpiness!"
>Coco blushes at your praise, "I-It was nothing, really."
>You snort.
"Trust me, it isn't. Whenever I asked Rarity to make me underwear it always bordered on lingerie or it straight up WAS lingerie."
>"I just copied the design you gave me." she protested.
"Which Rarity always threw out because 'she knew better'."
>You shake your head.
"Anyways, here's your payment."
>You reach into your pocket and pull out your bits, which you hand to the tiny mare.
>You grin.
"Thanks, Coco."
>With that, you leave the blushing Earth pony to begin your long trek back to Ponyville.

>>26188298
Straps that will let you wear a pony over your junk.

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>>26188146
>>26188568
coco a best

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>>26188579
Good choice.

>>26188579
For sexual congress or nah?

>>26188801
Either or. Coco understands about function in clothing over appearence

>>26188756

I wish there was more Coco stuff here...

>>26188831
So the straps can be adjusted to fit ponies of varying sizes, but if no pony is there, where do straps go, do they just hang?

>>26188101

That pic

>"Anawn! Why do ya got my sister dressed up like that?!"
"What? She looks so cute!"

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>>26188756
Hmmh.

>>26188918
They fold into a bitching belt with a few clips, so you can still remain stylish even without having a cute and carry license

>>26188954
>Cute and Carry License
I'm gonna save that idea for something.

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Needs more Zecora

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>>26189689
She's unlikely to get much green due to her speaking method.

>>26189926
>Anon meets Ziccy and they discuss the finer points of poetry
>Nopony was brave enough because they thought it would be CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE
>Mentions that writing iambic pentameter is the easiest shit
>Zecora tries out and switches over happy as fuck
>tfw Zecora walks everywhere and rhymes twice as much to everypony liek some zigger Shakespeare

Hey, sisters.
Is a mare whacking her stallion justified? Ever?

>>26186993
>You will never be kind of confused when your waifu starts gently pushing your chest over and over
>You will never be unsure of how to respond when she yells at you about cuddling and talking with other mares
>You will never wake up to find that your waifu refuses to give you your morning snuggles
>You will never only get two goodbye kisses when she goes to work
>You will never be surprised when your waifu gives you surprise hugs and tells you to "take it"

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>>26190666
You're saying... I shouldn't be doing all these things?..

holy shit santa

>>26190641
Always. Colts deserve bruises.

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>>26190788
Can I quote you on that?

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>>26190740
>holy shit santa
Oh honey.

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>>26190641
Sure, I mean a mare needs to be able to expect their stallions to deal with things like cooking or cuddling when they get home from a hard days work.
I'm not saying it should immediately escalate to discipline but if he on multiple occasions won't take 30 minutes to cook or if they consistently refuse to cuddle then lessons have to be learned.

>>26190813
This why you're herdless, you say bullshit like this!

Negative reinforcement does nothing! I know it may seem like spoiling them, but you gotta offer him prizes and treats when he behaves! That's the best way to make a lesson stick. Keep at it, and soon he'll be cuddling without being prompted and dinner will never be late.

>>26190788
whenthedickstopstwitchingetbackinthekitchen.parchment

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>>26190811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ysWaSZEoNY
>>26190813
Yeah, that is needed sometimes.
>>26190911
But sis! intermittent positives need the regular negatives!

>>26190911
This. You have to understand that a stallion's mind doesn't work like a mare's. They need simpler instructions and obvious positive reinforcement. Dinner is on time? Make sure to praise them. Unprompted snuggles? Tell them over and over how much you love them. If you reward them too late (eg going down on them hours several hours after their good behaviour happens), then their minds don't connect the event to the reward; the same goes for punishment.

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>>26190666
I KNOW WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING

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>>26190740
You're with that harp dyke, right? Buck, mare, do whatever you want. If she's a real mare, then she can take it.

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>>26191071
Well, we're together, but we are without a stallion, for what, two years?...
On one hand, with the life we lead right now it's not exactly possible to settle down and have foals and a big, happy herd, so we're not actively looking.
On the other... sometimes you miss it. The quiet happiness, the full bed.

Makes me wonder, was it the... job, or was it me? Who drove us apart?
At least nothing can happen to him while we're not together. This gives me some solace.

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Let's just drop all pretence and make this a general for role-playing as mares who want to fuck stallions.

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>>26191187
Newdyke detected!
Am I doing this right, g-girls??

Also, not all of us are mares here, you know!

>>26191187
Hah!

Someone feed us green or were going to eat eachother

>>26191305
It's not ready though...

>>26191330
Then it's back to the writefag mines with you.

>>26191008
I keep feeling like such a failure…

I started herding with this green guy, right? He's big, tall, and walks on two legs. If you've ever been to Ponyville, you've probably seen him once or twice.

So, I put him in the sack, as is tradition (I'm a mud-pony, buck off), and as soon as we get back to my place and the gals, he starts screaming. I think he was saying something about 'kidnapping,' but there aren't even any goats living in this part of Equestria.

So, I'm on the spot, right? The girls just keep giving me this look. I try and calm him down, tell him that it's time to make dinner, and that the tantrums are really unnecessary. Then he just seemed to get mad. It was really embarrassing with the girls standing there and all, so I did the first thing I could think to do and disciplined him. Honestly, I'd never seen a colt react like that to herding before.

I don't really know what happened next, but I think I was in the hospital. Since then, it's been nothing but a struggle. He never cooks, and we have to keep dragging him out of the bedroom. He never wears any of the clothing we give him, he never wants to interact with the other colts when we take him to the park, and he keeps running away to Princess Sparkle's castle. If this keeps happening, I'm honestly considering legal action against her. She needs to be brought back down a peg anyways.

I'm at my wit's end, and I think my second is gonna try to usurp the alpha position soon! What should I do?

>>26191305
Hey, chicken little, find a new shitposting theme.

Hypothetically, would it be alright to post ... oh, I dunno. Possibly 5-10 posts of recap, and then some new green, just to remind us all where I left off and whatnot?

>>26191368
Cut off his balls. You can always find a new stallion, and a freak like him deserves to be gelded.

>>26191407
>Recap
Don't you have a pastebin?
Just link the paste as you start.

>>26191305
I'm too busy shitting down your throat to write your goddamned green, you fucktard. Shut up and play along.

>>26191407
Whatevs sis

>>26191407
thats an absurd amount of space for a recap. just post a link to the pastebin, or if you feel you absolutely need to have a recap, cut it down to the length of a single post.

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>>26191128
You did the right thing, Sweetie. Sometimes, you have to know when to say "goodbye".

>>26189689
Holy shit how adorable

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>>26191368
Well, Colt Problems, you need to up your game a bit. I sympathise, I really do. These modern colts are really only a problem if you let them be. Society says that they can get a job now, but there's no LAW in place that forces you to let them out of the house, you see what I mean? You mention discipline, but I don't think you're going far enough. Ponies these days may frown upon it, but with this recent uprising of "strong independent stallions", you should use your freakish mud-pony strength to really make those lessons stick. Maybe if he has trouble walking for a few days he'll think twice before he talks back to you.

Colt Problems, you're the Alpha in this herd. It's time to act like it.

Sincerely,
Firm Hoof of Colt Conundrums relationship advice column

>>26191407
Do whatever you want, friend.

>>26191187
>pretending to be mares
Zigger, there're no colts on the internet. That "stallion" you probably roleplay with is nothing but a fat dyke.

>>26191607
Oh wow, a response from Firm Hoof, I feel so honored!

I think you're right, but I hate that it's true. I've always been a carrot over stick alpha, but tolerating this behavior isn't gonna get us anywhere.

>>26191415 said it earlier, and I really didn't want to have to agree with her, but gelding's probably the best solution. It's like he's a breeding stallion, and if this behavior continues he might injure one we bring in! We can wait a few more months to scratch the estrus itch.

I plan on taking him to get the procedure done tomorrow, assuming he doesn't try to run away again. Maybe I'll finally be able to rest easy tomorrow...

>>26191424
>>26191433
>>26191441
>>26191615
Yeah, alright. I just realized I didn't update the pastebin, so I was just... trying to post it all here. Ah well.

I'll just update the bin after everything, I guess?

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>>26191714

>>26191714
Which story you updating friend?

green soon fellow horsefuckers

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>>26191703
Of course! Firm Hoof always makes time for her mares in need. You made the right choice, Colt Problems. It's hard, I know, and nopony wants to hear noises a colt makes during and/or after the gelding procedure. When this is all said and done, your colt will be grumpy for a few days, but he'll come 'round, more docile and obedient than ever before. Oh, and a tip from an Alpha that's dealt with more than one problem colts: make sure the stallion is unconscious before he knows where you're taking him. Ideally, the first time he know he's been gelded is after the gelding itself has taken place.

Good luck, Colt Problems.

Sincerely,
Firm Hoof of Colt Conundrums relationship advice column

>>26191703
Keep us updated on the procedure.

>>26191799
>>26191814
I never expected I would be role playing a green about Anon getting castrated. Where do we go from here?

>>26191799
>>26191880
what the fuck is this disgusting shit

>>26191880
>where do we go from here
Seeing how Anon was portrayed before. Some unlucky pony is about to experience Equestrias first manhandling.

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>>26191912
A general that should've died with 'ponies aroused by anon's physique'.

>>26191703
>>26191415
>>26191799

>Castrating the protected sex that is already so few in numbers that herding is a necessity

Christ even grimderp societies in the middle east/Africa that treat women like actual property only circumcise females to prevent them from being whores they don't actually make them infernal. Cause that's fucking retarded and a good way to harm your legacy. And there isn't even a gender despairity in the middle east/Africa.


At least make your edgy circle-jerk make sense.

>>26191880
>Where do we go from here?
You let it fucking die.

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>>26191912
I know.
What's the point in a colt if not to become pregnant and create offspring, it's not logical to geld them.
If you want pleasure just use a mare.

>>26191962
I like the word despairity. A disparity so severe that it leads to despair.

>>26191799 >>26191415 >>26191703
Even if all stallions aren't needed to reproduce, they still carry the genes of some successful mare of old. Fuck the most docile stallion there is => get a cocksock daughter.

>>26190666
>>26190813
>>26191368
>>26191415
>>26191607
>>26191703
>>26191799

>Goes from ponies adorably cuddling and hugging as being seen as abusive to roleplayers one uping each other in a shitty edge off advocating beating and fucking castration
>Once cute prompt now ruined because refugees from 'Ponies call Anon's penis small thread' need something to fuel their self abuse fetish

Would you fags just fuck off and go shitpost in SiM like all the other femdom fags

Settle down, friends. It was just a prank.

>>26191959
Honestly, why are you even here then? It's killing the time while we wait for BNW, so why complain?

>>26192086
English may not be my first language, but I know bullshit when I read it.

Seriously this role playing is reaching near cancerous levels next you'll be telling me that we're making an IRC.

Also the mods are usually pretty lenient in some aspects, but frequently role playing and avatarfagging may lead to the entire thread getting killed cause of a few faggots.

What happened, RGRE? You used to be cool.

>>26192201
Pre-spring heat started

*budum-tis*

>>26192201
I'll knock it off with the story then. Was just trying to see SOMETHING get posted.

>>26192201
Don't feed them, Pluggo.

>>26192167
We're not an rp thread, so who cares.
And it certainly isn't the rp that is nearing cancer levels. It's the public. It is always the anon.

>>26192220
the thread will not ie if something doesn't get posted for 10 mins

>>26192383
You can't tell me what to do.

>You are Anon, unwilling herd member and general hell-raiser.
>You belong to a herd consisting of ponies whose identities are not important at this time.
>What IS important is that ever since they kidnapped you, you've done your best to make your stay there absolute HELL for them.
>Cunts.
>Right now, you're chilling with your best bro: Caramel.
>Blue-mare was kind enough to give you something called a "colt tag", which you guess is magical GPS tracking, or something like that.
>Green-mare is the herd's eye in the sky, keeping track of you from the comforts of her cloud.
>So, back to Caramel: he was having herd troubles as well.
>"So I said, 'I've had enough of you crazy bitches!'"
>He leans against you, exhausted.
>"It had been nothing but three days of non-stop cooking and cleaning and... one of them wanted me to... you know..."
>He blushes and leans in close to whisper.
>"Put it in their plothole."
>Kinky.
>Caramel relaxes into his seat on the park bench and happily feeds some birds.
>"But then they took me in for a gelding, and I've been feeling MUCH better."
>Your heart skips a beat, and you start to break out into a sweat.
"Wait, gelding? What do you mean, gelding?"
>"You know, the removal of... certain parts. Sometimes mares do that to their herd-colt if he's acting up too much."
>He looks away from you, embarrassed.
>"It's my fault, really. If I had just done what they said, they wouldn't have had to do something about it."
>Slowly; very slowly, you look up towards green-mare, who waves at you.
>Fuck.
>FUCK.
>The next day, your herd-mares are pleasantly surprised to see that your behaviour has improved drastically.
>You do the dishes on time, you make DAMN sure your cooking isn't burnt, and you even fuck red-mare up the ass every single time she asks you to.
>Caramel, meanwhile, is now 100 bits richer courtesy of your herd-mares.
>You gullible fuck.

Faust almighty, I was kidding! Nopony would castrate a stallion, not unless he's on one of those testicular cancer awareness ads!

>>26192103
JUST A PRANK BRO

>>26192802
>encouraging this shit
>not going on a murder spree targeting mares

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>>26192851
>>26192856
OH BOY, IS IT TIME FOR MURDER

>>26192856
>Angel_Bunny_shows_his_true_colors.jpg

>>26192090
We are very much not interested in them. Thanks though.

>>26192802
But... Surely, you could just look... It's not like they have pants...

>>26192802
I have never found and never will find the subject of castration to be funny, only enraging and murder inducing.

>>26192929
Looking at other people's balls without their consent is often considered rude.

>>26192964
Castrating is just an old husbando's tale used to keep rowdy colts in line. Any mare worth their salt would NEVER even consider gelding their colt.

>>26192895
I'm stealing that, thanks.

>>26192978
I mean if your not wearing pants they'd just kinda be hanging there. All the time just one look at them walking away would do it. Hell if nudity is the normal it might not even be considered rude to look.

>>26192802
Grimderp Equestria shit pls die.

>>26193045
No no no, that goes against several indecency laws. The mares wouldn't be able to control themselves with that hot colt-on-colt action in the streets.

>"That's right, you slut. Grope harder. Give him a good rubbing."

>>26192802
Guys
No castration took place
Caramel lied b/c Anon's herd wanted him to behave
Gelding isn't A Thing in the cannon of this green

>>26193100
>Nudity is the norm
>Indecency laws based on looking

Pick one

>>26193118
No but kidnapping, forced GPS tagging, and extortion did happen.

Would make a great new Sonic game

Edgetastic/10 -IGN

>>26193118
I didn't release your green had cannons in it.

Can I be a pirate?

>>26193152
>Anon thought it was GPS
>It was actually ID with his address written on it in case he got lost and a pony found him.
>"If found, please return to 539 Wonderbolt Lane. His name is Anon and his herd misses him very, very much."
>This is still marshmallow ponyland where colt-beating is where your mare lightly slaps your chest and doesn't give you a goodbye-kiss before she leaves for work

>>26193118
>Kidnapping women, raping and forcing them to do manual labor is ok as long as you don't rip off their ovaries.
It would had been ok if you had played it for laughs. Which you did, really.
I just wasn't funny.

Fuck it, this is dumb, and I'm dumb for arguing about it.

>>26193275
YOURE DUMB

>>26193275
It's ok. We knew what you meant to say.
We just didn't liked it.

Now get back in the kitchen and cook up a new story for us you slut.

>>26193217
jesus, calm your shit

I get that you were triggered by the whole castration thing, but analplug was pretty obviously attempting to defuse the shittiness of that prompt by reframing it in a comedic way

you dont need to get so buttflustered about it, goddamn

>>26193275
Dude its just a prank bro.

>>26193316
Not the same anon, but mutilation or threatening it isn't funny.

>>26193336
Correction: It's hilarious.

>>26193275
You've got a bad habit of taking the b8, friendo. Just learn to ride the bullshit out.

>>26193336
I feel you, but analplug wasnt the guy who crossed that line. if anything he was trying to put that particular genie back in its bottle by writing a short green where castration wasn't *actually* on the table. I'm just saying your guy's anger is misdirected.

personally I found the whole castration thing just as grody and uncomfortable as anyone else who doesn't have that very specific fetish would, but I appreciated that analplug undermined it the way he did. left me with less of a gross taste in my mouth.

>>26193397
No, you're right. Before I started writing, I never actually went on 4chan.

BNW! Please, ignore the shitposters!
Bring unto us new and tasty greens, that we might become euphoric and whimsical!

>>26193405
Glad to have helped.

>>26193443
You're the only thing keeping this thread alive, Anal, and we appreciate it.

You're the hero we need, not the one we deserve.

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>>26193316
But getting buttflustered about things on the internet is fun.

>>26193428
You seriously need to lurk moar. Like a lot more otherwise this is going to happen a lot

>>26193460
What a sad state of affairs that some newfag asshole named after a butt-stuffer is what's keeping a thread alive.

>>26193469
No kidding. Worst part is, I can spot it a mile away when it isn't happening to me.

>>26193428
>No, you're right. Before I started writing, I never actually went on 4chan.
Where did you come from?
Where do people from 4Chan come from?
How the hell did I came to be here, in /mlp/?

>be Anon, dungeon looter extraordinaire
>stomp a bunch of lame slimes
>the ponies claimed this dungeon was horribly dangerous
>lol oh those horses
> reach the treasure room
>hand rubbing intensifies
>suddenly a huge figure enters the room
>it's a minotaur with big fat minotits
"Oh hello haha. Uhh..you can have the treasure. I can't really spend it while dead"
>she nods
>go to leave but she puts a hand on your chest
>"You said I could have the booty. So why are you leaving?"
>oh gosh, what a pickle you've gotten yourself into Anon
>the horses told you treasure hunting was too dangerous for a colt but you didn't listen

>>26193502
They say you always remember your first, but that's a goddamn lie

>>26193508
>Ponies worry about Anon, but they know he's already dead; or worse.
>Sometimes, when the moon is high and you're down-wind from the dungeon, you can still hear Anon's tortured screams as a tauress gently makes love to him.

>>26193508
>Not going for the eyes

Death before dishonor nigger.

>>26193564
You're suggesting that making love to a big, strong mino is somehow dishonorable, and not part of Anon's plan all along.

Haven't done nothing but lurk this place for a while but...

>>26193500
>What a sad state of affairs that some newfag asshole named after a butt-stuffer is what's keeping a thread alive

Ya know I never thought of it like that.... yeah I'm out

>>26193428
It's cool dude. By and large you contribute to the thread, and do so in a way that people enjoy. Yeah, your newfag shows when you get baited but we've all got our blind spots. Just learn from it and keep posting.

Looking forward to reading your next bit.

>Be Anon
>Day fucknuggets in Equestria
>Be fleeing tiny horse land with Birdwaifu.
>You two are gonna open up a business when you get to catbird land!
>You've got a jar of Earth catnip, and you plan on making a mint growing the stuff!
>Maybe you'll find someone who can get this damn collar off.
>Only a few miles away from the border, just one stop left.
>Feeling pretty good.
>Suddenly, you hear some commotion coming from the end of the car.
>"Ladies! Please, you can't board without a ticket!"
Oh no…
You see THEM board.
Red, green, and blue all get on the train.
>Green seem to be in the middle of a shouting match, blue's horn is glowing, and red looks really worried.
>"Nonny!? Sweetie, are you here?!" she shouts.
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>Bird wife grabs you by the wrist and starts pulling you in the opposite direction.
>"C'mon, we gotta hide you!"
>Duck into the next car over, and hide with her inside one of the bathrooms.
>You hear the sound of frantic hooves on the floors outside the door.
>"Check the bathroom! She could be hiding in there with him!"
>Birdwife looks petrified.
>A magic aura encases the lock.
>If you get caught, she goes down for coltnapping and you have to go back to cleaning dishes.
>Never again.
>You must summon humanity's greatest arcane asset!
>A great and terrible art, said to have destroyed many a mighty kingdom…
>You raise your arm up high.
>You hope that your ancestors may forgive you…

>You make a farting noise with your arm.

>…

>"On second thought, let's check the next car down."
>"What if it's him though?!"
>"Don't be stupid! Colts don't poop!"

Not durnk, but I'm definitely drunk. Shit post is shitpost.

>>26193564
>be Anon, former treasure hunter
>currently chained nude in the Minotauress' chamber
>over the last few weeks you've made friends with a big pack rat that comes in to eat the bread crumbs you drop
>decide to name him blue
>you begin to formulate an escape plan
>Minotits always leaves her keys on a table nearby
>finally ready to strike
>Minotits is asleep and the keys are sitting right there in the open
>you nod to blue
>GO FOR THE EYES BLUE, GO FOR THE EYES! AAAAHHHH!
>blue runs away
>Minotits slaps you for waking her up

>>26193508
>>26193564
>You scrunch your nose up, brow furrowing
>"Now now. You come with me, you give me the coconut oil, yes?"
"....no."
>She smiles
>"Please. I've been keeping this dungeon safe fro-"
"THAT'S MY PURSE!"
>The tauress starts, eyes going wide
>"....What the tartaru-"
"I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
>She frowns. "Look, I'm not against fucking the mentally handica-HAAAAANNNG"
>She doubles over as your steel-toed boot hits her right in the taco
>No, not the changeling
>It's at home terrifying the neighbor's foals
>She hits the ground with a thud, retching
>You shovel as much she'quels (what ancient ponies called bits back in the day) into your messenger bag as possible
>it's not a man purse!
>YOU JUST CARRY THINGS YOU MIGHT NEED IN THERE
>You deliver another kick to the tauress' side for good measure and start powerwalking out of the dungeon
>Ooooo, wait
>There's a uh...huh
>You look down a random hallway that seemed to have spawned since you defeated the miniboss
>There's a treasure on a pedestal, wreathed in light in an otherwise dark room
>I...it seems to be a stubby lump of...gold? With feathers and sparkly things coming out of it
>You have an odd desire to drop your pants and dance
>....
>Yep. When you start getting those urges, it's time to leave
>You pull up your legwarmers of +5 zumba and abscond out of the hallway, slamming into the dungeon entrance doors at full speed
>The cellar doors of the cakes' shop fling open, and you bolt out into the soft orange glow of late afternoon
>"Heya Anon! Didja have fun in my secret place?!"
>You sigh
"Pinkie...please just deposit my weekly checks at the bank. Please?"
>She pouts
>"Aww, but I love the show~"
"Isn't this mildly sexist?"
>"I drop in a 20% bonus if you humor me."
"....25% and you got a deal."
>Today was a work the system kinda day.

>>26193665
>Make it across the border.
>Get mad goyem
>Bump uglies with birdwife every night
>Have 15 Satyr abominations.
>Wife is still convinced males don't poop.

Le Fin~

>>26193665
Love it. Post more drunk green, Almost-Satan.

>>26193730
>be dungeon tauress
>be on the dungeon's floor, blinded by the immense pain your crotch is on right now.
>You don't know why these kind of things always happen to you.
>You did everything like your momma told you.
>Find an old dungeon, make it all the way to the treasure room and just wait for all of the hot bulls to come to you.
>Males like a strong cow with lots of money, right?
>So why did nothing ever seemed to go you-
>Tears are welling up in your eyes as you're left without breath.
>That goddamned skinny bull just kicked you again, this time in the side.
>Why did all cute guys seemed to hate you.
>You crawl into a ball and start crying, but not because of the pain.

>>26193889
You sick fuck. My feels won't recover from this.

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>>26193889
Anon, you brought on the feels unprompted. It's now your responsibility to make the feels good again. TAURESS WAIFU GREEN

>>26193889
>>26193921
On one hand, I suddenly feel bad for the poor cow.

On the other hand, she was trying to rape me and/or take my purse, and I didn't know her.

So really, in conclusion, Carthage must be destroyed in order to make America Great Again.

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>tfw you try your hardest to find a qt3.14 little horse to be with forever
>tfw you just can't seem to connect to any that you come across, no matter how hard you try
>tfw you start to get discouraged
>tfw forever alone
>tfw you finally find the one
>She was sitting in the corner of the room quietly
>Though she didn't stand out you feel a warmth in your chest
>tfw you will never work up the courage and walk over and talk to her
>tfw the two of you will never click
>tfw you will never find anyone like this

Pic related

>>26193889
>Why did all cute guys seemed to hate you.
Probably the rape attempts. Or you smell... yeah its probably the rape attempts.

>you are anon
>you are quite salty after being turned down from a construction job
>cross your arms and sneer at the mare in the hardhat
"You're telling me you won't hire me because I'm male? Come on! It's 2016!"
>"No it's not. It's 1710"
>well fuck

>>26193945
You started this green, plunged RGRE into feels.

>>26193970
1710 since what?

>>26193970
tfw not Canadian Prime Minister

>>26193972
Look, all I did was write about how Pinkie Pie pays her employees - this faget here at >>26193889 took it too far.

all my greens are lighthearted(tm) approved and filled with shenanigans(c).

>>26193970
Realisticly, it would be around 100X since ponies would likely start a new calendar at the unification time.

>>26193945
>So really, in conclusion, Carthage must be destroyed in order to make America Great Again.
Carthage was destroyed because of Ventrue fucking shits

>>26193970
>Grueling textile jobs and yes even construction jobs could have been taken by anyone willing to work for shit pay even in 1710 rural Colonial America
>Its just that most women either didn't want to or thought they couldn't do it

Its amazing when you examine it how much past and current sexist 'restrictions' are entirely voluntary.

>>26194009
Also cheese puns(mt). Can't forget those.

>>26193955
>>26193945
>she was trying to rape me
Was she? It seemed like she was just being flirty.

>>26194035
I mean yeah. if those other anons writing the stories in conjunction to this are to be believed then yes. She was straight up trying to rape him

>>26194017
How long ago /was/ unification? I always assumed it was a good deal after L and C took power, but well before L became NMM.

>>26193665
>Anon disguises himself as conductor
>Grabs *herd* by scruffs of neck
>Chucks them off train
>"No tickets."
>Spend rest of train cuddling with birdfu, paranoid about pegasi raids

>>26194101
>after

It would have to be before since Luna and Celestia were not mentioned in the unification story at all and the ponies clearly had non alicorn leaders during that time.

>>26194127
"Equestria is not a real country."
>"W-what?"
>You bring out your red stamp and send your herd back off of the train.
>Glory to Griffon Kingdom

>>26194101
What would had C & L ruled over if they had took power before the unification?

>>26194101
Well, unification happened with the windigo incident, and Discord came after that, messing everything up. Celestia and Luna banished him, and came into power around that time. NMM likely happened not long after that, since it makes the most sense for Luna, newly in power, to fall quickly to being ignored. I guess assuming a new calendar at unification, the current year would be in the early to mid 1020's. Of course, there's no mention of how long it was from unification to Discord, so who knows.

>>26194167
Take your furshit and go please.

>>26194187
It's not desu senpai

RPfags please leave, you're worse than the satyrfags.
At least they brought stories.
>>26193730
Taco is good at guarding.
Neighbor foals have never once gotten past her.
>>26193665
>>26193508
>>26188568
>>26188083
>>26193889
>>26194127
>>26194144
Keep going.
>>26188079
That's the premise for Anon being a succubus, isn't it.
We need more like that.
>>26193986
Since Celestia got hammered and magically changed all the calendars to be at zero.
It's why modern dates have A.D. next to them - After Drinking.
As opposed to B.C. - Before Celestia (Fucked up all the dates)

How do you feel about pet-play?

>>26194184
>Of course, there's no mention of how long it was from unification to Discord, so who knows

Personally it seems unlikely that Luna and Celestia rose to power a mere 20 years after Unification. Seems too uh.. sudden. Same with discord. After all there had to be established towns and communities fro him to fuck up to even have fun.

What if Anon really WAS a succubus? This could be the reason for why he arrived in Equestria and why all the pones are so attracted to him. Humans are sex-demons to ponies and he doesn't even know it.

>>26194290
I like this idea.

>>26194290
Twilight finds an entry on humans in an old monster manual. Chaotic Evil demons from an alternate dimension with patriarchal society that ensnare unwitting mares and makes them into their slaves. Highly magically resistant and masters of subtly these monster don't reveal their true intentions until its too late.

>Anon shows up
>Twilight freaks out when Anon tells her what his home was like
>Tries to warn everyone
>They all think she's being a huge nerd/crazy
>Anon accidentally does things the book says humans do only when Twilight is looking
>Twilight starts to get worried cause Anon showing interest in her

>>26192090
I thought SiM was about male-dom mostly.

>>26194290
>be anon, having just awoken in a strange place
>surrounded by candles in an otherwise dark room
>you hear a wet slapping sound in the dark
>a cow...no, pony, appears
>she's breathing heavily and incredibly fat
>"Well hello there you demonic thing you"
"Wha...what's going on?"
>"More like what's going IN, amirite?"
>she grins and tries to look seductive
"I don't get it"
>"It is I who called you here to take my virginity"
"I don't know about this"
>"You HAVE to! I'm almost thirty!"
"Well that explains your wizard powers...fine"
>and then they fucked

>>26194478
>Today was a fucked a pony called Moondancer kinda day.

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>>26194478
>>26194290

>>26194024
> this is what anarch plebs actually believe

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>>26194239
Pony wears the saddle.

I'm working on green for this thread, so calm down guys
I'm not any of your regular writefags
the propellers got to them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJgDYdA8dio
vid related

>>26194466
It is. Which is why femdom fags go there to shit post and complain all the time

>>26190484
>>Mentions that writing iambic pentameter is the easiest shit
Pardon?

>>26193730
>steel toed boot right into the taco
Oh lord, the pain.

>No, not the changeling
>It's at home terrifying the neighbor's foals
Fucking kek'd. I love Taco.

>Anon is into femdom
>Surprisingly, he gets into a relationship with Fluttershy
>She tells fer friends about anon's extremely submissive tendencies
>Her friends wonder how fluttershy of all ponies manages to find such a nice stallion
>Word gets out
>Other mares try to take anon for their selves
>Think he'll be easy to tempt, if he's so submissive that fluttershy could get him, They think that they can take him easily
>Unsurprisingly, anon does not go easily
>Mare's get a kick in the face.
>Mares are confuse

>>26194198
>Anon and birdfu running shop
>anon preparing/restoring some items for sale
>comes across hidden compartment
>finds journal, documenting way to lost Equestrian relics
>After much arguing and enthusiastic make-up sex, convinces birdfu to take vacation to search for it
>alone time for them and possibility of heaps of gold, even if they don't find, still a win
>after a long journey and trials that are actually arduous and bring them closer together than ever, not like those pansy pony trials, they find the lost treasures
>briefly bring up donating to museum
>anon and birdfu stare at each other for a moment before breaking down in laughter
>sell relics to highest bidder
>move into larger home
>mostly retired except for shop run as hobby and occasional treasure hunt for more shinies to sell
>purple pony princess constantly sends indignant letters about how they're just thieves.
>make for fun time, reading them aloud in overly offended voices

>>26194699
anything other than gentle femdom is trash

and even then its still iffy

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>>26194708
>>briefly bring up donating to museum
>>anon and birdfu stare at each other for a moment before breaking down in laughter
lel

>>26194686
yeah i fugged up. she already abuses rhytm like hell, imposing it on her in any form wouldn't help

>>26194772
This.

>>26194708
>>purple pony princess constantly sends indignant letters about how they're just thieves.
>>make for fun time, reading them aloud in overly offended voices
Having a griffin waifu sounds fun.

>>26194686
I am wondering
If scheme, anon means too say
Mogami river

>>26194859
Iambic pentameter, not haiku

>>26194772
Gentle femdom is one of my favorites, but it has to be in a private setting. Like your waifu stroking your hair and telling you how wonderfull you are when you're having a good cry at night.

>>26194943
That sounds less like being a dom, and more like simply being supportive.

>>26194987
GASP
you mean a
a healthy relationship

but thats unheard of

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>>26194923
>Like your waifu stroking your hair and telling you how wonderfull you are when you're having a good cry at night


This is the fist time in my entire life I have ever done the 'HA GAY' laugh unironically. Thank you for giving me that experience, you humongous homosexual.

>>26194923
I know. I havent though about it, but i think people only focus on zecoras rhyming and not on rhythm.

>>26195007
You're mean, sir. I was taking about poetry and here you are calling me a homosexual.

>>26195047
>Flamboyantly gay Anon goes to RGRE
>Loves both poetry, having a good cries, wearing fashionable cloths all he time, keeping himself well groomed, loves keeping places he lives/visits tidy ,and is great at cooking
>Is considered a Paragon of sallion values
>The stallion mystique is written based off his character
>Mares and stallions alike are shoked when such an influential person is found to be gay
>Like really gay
>Like really really gay
>Like Freddy Mercury gay mixed with Prince gay
>Like moot level gay
>Really fucking gay
>Causes a cultural shift among ponies as mares/stallions reevaluate what traits they actually find attractive/admirable on stallions since so many of the former ones now are attributed to a gay figurehead and most of them are not gay
>A REALLY gay figure
>Anon is so gay that his gayness alone destroys reverse gender roles Equestria
>Yup he actually is that gay

Good job Anon.

>>26195215
>>Like Freddy Mercury gay mixed with Prince gay
...But Freddie was bisexual.

>>26195215
Despite all that he still isn't OP.

>>26195264
> being bisexual
Sounds kinda gay

>>26194708
>purple pony princess constantly sends indignant letters about how they're just thieves.

I don't see what the deal is. It's the exact same thing Daring Do does, except without the super villain and the ruins were still standing when they left.

>>26195292
It's because they're not PONIES.

She's fucking racist.

>>26194708
>Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle
>
>In light of your most recent letter, I must assure you that my husband is not a "cunt-gobbling dickless two-bit thief", and that I am NOT lying when I tell you he lasts longer than fifteen minutes in bed. If you continue to send these harassing letters, I will be forced to challenge you to an honour duel.
>
>Looking forward to turning your pelt into a rug,
>Birdfu
>
>PS your FATHER belongs in a museum

Today was an childish, petty letter-exchanging day

>>26195299
>"Sun-damn dirty bucking BIRDS stealing all our ancient relics.... Spike! I want to write another letter!"
>"Ahem!"
>"Dear mountain-nigger..."

>>26195215
Best reply I've ever received, thank you

>>26194708
>The ancient ruins they explored were actually an old, abandoned, history-themed resort
>The traps they avoided were completely safe, designed to add excitement for guests
>The artifacts they found were trinkets from the gift shop
>When the ponice knock on their door, Anon and Birdfu think Twilight is coming after them for stealing artifacts
>It's actually the ponice coming after them for breaking and entering

>>26194699
Injecting my fetishes, ahoy!
>You are Rainbow Dash
>And you are currently out with the girls for the night
>Getting some food, and then you're going to hit the club with the others for a nice piece of dick
>While you eat, you each take turns telling the stories of your conquests
>"So as I was saying darling, this colt just kept going on and on. He was a good romp in the hay, but I had to let him go."
>Man, Rarity was so good at getting colts to eat out of her hoof.
>"Anyway, it's your turn Rainbow dear."
"Aww yeah! You girls have got to hear about-"
>However you are abruptly cut off by Pinkie Pie.
>"Heey wait! I think Fluttershy has something to say!"
>Wut
>Even though all six of you come to dinner, normally you skip over Applejack and Fluttershy
>Applejack because of her attitude concerning stallions. She's kind of traditional, not really the type to go for stallions in a bar.
>And Fluttershy because well...
>She's Fluttershy
>You used to skip over twilight too, but she eventually managed to join in.
>All thanks to Rarity and you teaching her everything she knows.
>She learned from the masters after all.
>Anyway, back to Fluttershy.
>To be honest, you were starting to think that she was a filly fooler.
>But Pinkie was right, as long as you've known her, you've learned when she wants to say something.
>Your eyes light up
>"No way Fluttershy! What kind of stallion did you bag?"
>"Well u-um, I met a... nice stallion."
>Your whole table collectively gasps.
>"Well don't keep us waiting! Who was it?"
>Knowing Fluttershy, she probably got lucky and found one of those marely-colts, who goes for the shy type.
>"I-It was um...Anon."
>You do a spit-take
>"Anon!?, You mean that human hunk Anon?"
>She has a blush and a smile on her face as she nods.
>Well, you were right about her finding a marely-colt
>Far as you know, Anon hasn't been with anypony.
>"Well darling, don't spare any details. Tell us what the sex was like."
>"Oh it was just lovely."

>>26195325
>>26195302

>Be Celestia
>You were having breakfast with your sister, Luna, until a letter popped out of thin air
>"Another letter, sister? That is the seventh one this morning."
"Yes, Twilight has gotten into a tizzy because the human and a griffon went into some ruins and took some magical artifact in Equestria."
>Luna dropped her bagel and stared at you
>"You seem to be awfully relaxed, sister. Are you not worried that it might end up in the wrong hooves?"
"There is absolutely nothing to worry about. Anything truly dangerous is locked away in the vault here in the castle. It's just probably just one of my toys from my younger days."
>Luna chuckles and resumes eating
>"You never did learn to pick up after yourself, did you? What would father say?"
"Yes, well daddy isn't in this dimension to scold me anymore. Anyway, it is of no consequence to us. Twilight simply needs to learn not everything requires our supervision."
>A maid comes in carrying a newspaper
>"Your morning paper, Princess."
"Ah, thank you Feather Duster. You may be excused."
>You take a long sip of your tea before you begin reading
>Only to spit it out once you read the headline
>"Interspecies Couple Covers Griffon Empire With Cake, Helps End National Hunger Problems"
>And the cover picture had a female griffon and the human holding a wand with a piece of cake on top
>How could this be? You spent half a millennium looking for the Pastry Wand
"Luna, we're going to pay the Griffon Empire a visit. I'll write Twilight to come as well. We have a... national treasure to recover.

>>26195700
This is great.

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>"What did I tell you about wearing clothes in the house, Anon?"
>"Let alone in public! That's indecent exposure, you... you look like a slut!"

>>26195792
Indecent inexposure, you mean.

>>26195571
Will there ever be more of this?
Or is it just

>"Well darling, don't spare any details. Tell us what the sex was like."
>"Oh it was just lovely."
>The End

>>26195571
>Oh
>My
>Celestia
>"And then I played with it in my mouth a little bit-"
>You can't believe what you're hearing.
>"-and after I ordered him to get on the bed he-"
>By the looks of the table, your friends can't either.
>This was one of the raunchiest stories you've ever heard in your life.
>The Anon in this story sounds nothing like the Anon you know.
>"-then I forced him down and told him to-"
>Nor does this sound like the Fluttershy you know.
>You're about to snap and rush to the bar if you hear one more line of this story.
>"-and then I told him only to use his tongue, and that ended up lasting 30 minutes."
>You can't take it anymore.
"OH COME ON!"
>The other parts were crazy, but this one draws the line.
"YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU SAT ON ANON'S FACE AND HAD HIM LICK YOUR FLANKHOLE FOR HALF AN HOUR!?"
>Fluttershy's demeanor changes back to her original self.
>"H-He prefers to call it a p-ponut."

>>26195799
No, you're exposing those dirty, lewd clothes and making yourself look overly promiscuous and self-disrespecting.

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>>26195815
yeeeeeeeeeeeeees. more.

>>26195792
Twilight, you speak as if Equestria Girls didn't exist.

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>>26195815
I've always hated femdom.

>>26195823
Sorry friend, I'm unable to write a full story at this time. I just really miss AWG
Besides that, it doesn't appear I'm welcome here anyway.>>26195850

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>>26195850
Agreed. But I'm not gonna try to stop them.
Figure if they can tolerate the satyrs, I can not give them shit over their fetish. It's a shit fetish, though.

>>26195792
"For FUCK's sake, Twilight, we've been over this."
>"I don-I don't care! It's still dirty! I won't allow you to whore yourself around in MY house!"
>Something inside of you snaps.
"It's dirty?"
>You march up to her, much to her surprise.
"It's DIRTY?!"
>With speed that astounds even you, you reach out and grab Twilight.
>Without hesitation, you start to violently rub her smaller body against your clothed chest.
"How's this, then? How is it?!"
>"N-no! Anon, sto-Oooh! Stop!"
>You flip Twilight around so that you're face-to-face with her, and then resume the rubbing.
"Is this slutty enough for you? Hmm?! Do you like it when I act like a whore?!"
>"Stop it, Anon! Stop! I don't waaaahhahaahahaa~"
>Twilight moans lewdly while something warm and sticky soaks into your shirt.
>You immediately stop rubbing Twilight against your chest.
>This maybe was not the best decision you've ever made.

>>26195900
Babe, don't be that way. Are you just going to sit there and let these faggots tell YOU what YOU can and cannot write? What's the worst they're going to do, say mean things to you? Nut up and write, you prick.

>>26195973
but anon
hes a femdom sub

they get off on being told what to do

>>26195973
If I decide to write more, I'll do so at a later date. My internet is about to go out for the night. And don't expect it to contain clop of any decent quality

>>26195700
>the Pastry Wand
Truly an artifact of the greatest power.

>>26195792
>"You look like a slut"
"A warm and comfortable slut. The clothes stay."

>>26195571
>>26195815
Continue.

>>26195961
Twilight and Anon are now dirty.
This can only mean one thing.
BATH TIME, MOTHERFUCKER

>>26195985
fuck
FUCK
Dammit, this is a fucking catch-22.

>>26193665
>You raise your arm up high.
>You hope that your ancestors may forgive you…

>You make a farting noise with your arm.

Take it to the next level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbsxfoj-Uxc

>>26195850
To be fair I warned at the start that i was injecting my fetishes.

>>26195792
>>26195838
>Twilight secretly likes to wear clothes ever since her trip to the human world
>She tried to hide it when she came back, but she can't help but put on a dress or even a tshirt when alone in her room
>Gets upset when Anon goes everywhere wearing clothes without a problem just because he's a guy
>One day, he walks in on Twilight wearing a sweater vest and skirt
>He gushes how adorable she looks and takes her out for lunch so she could show it off
>She has never been more embarrassed in her life

>>26196065
oh yes do want

>>26186044
Holy shit I thought the same thing.

>>26195815
>no one believes anon is submissive
>let alone for fluttershy
>anon comes on scene, explains it plainly, even gloating
>everyone assumes fluttershy put him up to it
>"c'mon anon you don't need to lie,"
>no one believes they have raunchy, dirty sex

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>>26196065 >>26195792
I wonder what this makes me?

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>>26195985
There aren't any women here.

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>>26196174
It's okay when a mare does it.

>>26196174
Foal factory.

>>26194694
>I love Taco.
Where is Taco from?

>>26196354
I think it was a green from a thread about saving a starving changeling from the gutter. It moved to some general at one point.

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>>26196354
It's a changeling from Brandnewwritefag's "Daring Douche" story.
You can find it here:
http://pastebin.com/u/brandnewwritefag

>>26195325
Underrated post

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>>26196472
Taco is a qt

Dumb mares thinking two kissing colts need a cunt in a middle to be satisfied.
They hate dykes but two stallions doing it is 'sexy' and 'hot'. Guess what, we're just fine without no mares!

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Musician Anon in RGRE when?

>inb4 Fund it.

>>26196687
cute comic
>iFunny
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>26196698
Pls control your ovaries, sis.

>>26196729
no

>>26196698
same desu senpai

>>26186086
I used to watch that with my grandpa. Good times, man.

>>26194699
Yeah, people tend to ignore that subs are subs by choice.

>>26195850
>>26195815
While I do hate femdom this is by far the most tolerable one that I have read. Ponies still act cute and somewhat in character and the important part its not some edgy grimdark peice of shit paired with it Anon is in a consensual relationship. Plus I like the idea of Fluttershy being bullied into being a dom during sex by Anon outside of sex.

>>26196687
need music anon

>>26194439
Legit. Would read.

ded writers ded general

>>26196687
I considered doing a story of a singing Anon who'd sing Frank Sinatra songs that fit the moment. Like Fly me to the moon to Luna, Come fly with me to pegasi.
That sort of deal since his songs would be considered incredibly flirty in RGRE.
But I've never thought of a way to make it actually work as a story.

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But what if rule 63?

>>26197483
ZombAnon in RGR Equestria when?
>>26197521
Yessss.
>You are Twilight Sparkle, brother of Shining Armor
>Currently in the bath with her
>Her crotchboobs are pressed up against you as she scrubs your shoulders
>"Hey bro, want some help cleaning your donger?"
"I can do it myself, thanks.
>"Are you sure? I could do a much more -thorough- cleaning for you."

>>26197521
In high-school, Gleaming Shield and Princess Cadence, best friends and sorta-sisters, come into conflict when they both desire that exotic human teen, Anonymous.

Note: non-herding Equestria.

>>26197582
>Note: non-herding Equestria.
bleh. What next, patriarchal Equestria?

>>26197521
Gleaming Shield inspecting Anon's spear.
>>26197582
>Note: non-herding Equestria.
What.

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>>26197582
i would say get out but

>>26197582
>Day who cares in non-herding equestria
>Shining armour and Cadence both want to jump that sexy human's boners
>Competing really hard to get him
>Cadence tells Twilight, the colt she babysits, about her love interest.
>Shining armor tells Twilight, the colt that is her brother, about her love interest.
>Twalot spergs out.
>Spends weeks locked inside the library, reading books to try to figure out how to help his beloved sister and babysitter without hurting the other.
>Princess Celestia eventually notices Twilight isn't showing up at his private lessons.
>After a fortnight more of her student not attending these one on one study sessions, Celestia talks to Twilight's mom, Twilight's Mom
>Twilight's Mom tells Celestia she has thought Twilight was with her.
>Annoyed at not having her prized student, she goes looking
>A few minutes of Celestia sniffing at the ground like a bloodhound later, Twilight is found.
>Celestia asks Twilight what's wrong while molesting him extra hard to make up for lost time.
>DEUS EX MACHINA A.K.A. Celly D tells Twilight "Why not both?"
>As a princess, Celestia can just order all the ponies to go along with it
>She then sees a picture of Anon and decides she wants in on this too
>Twilight is glad that now they will all be one big happy family
>Fibby Mcsunhoers convinces Anon herding is a real part of Equestrian culture.
>Lots of ponyfucking ensues
>Ponygamy is still prohibited for plebs
>Today was a good day to be royalty

>>26197629
Gender number disparity =/= Gender roles.

Herding is used as an excuse/crutch for gender roles, but it doesn't have to be solely it.

>>26197685
That's like saying a wheelchair is a crutch for a cripple.It helps them move; but they don't need it.

>>26197685
You can be anal about it but we're surely not JUST genderrolling here ya know
Tis fresh tho so who cares, let's see how it goes, I'm always up for experimentan

>>26197667
>Ponygamy
>Ponygamy
>Ponygamy
My sides. It's literally state of marriage to pony spouses. Horsemarriage.
ho shit. ho shit ponygamy durnk fuck me sideways what did you just do?

>>26197667
HAHA I googled ponygamy, and only real mention is by some Japanese sounding forum user! I knew you were Japonyse when you told me to have less sex and more showers!
I cracked you Durnk I TOTALLY CRACKED YOU behold my super pony spy powers

Also, off by one, Santa.

>>26197667
Alternate ending:
>Most of that happened
>Celestia just found out that Twilght is all distrssed about his sister and babysitter are competing over love.
>Decides to use her wisdom to fix this
>All those involved are gathered in the throne room
>"It has come to m attention that you are fighting over who gets this alien's heart"
>Celestia holds Anon up in the air with her magic
>"It is my decision that the alien will be cut in half and each of you will receive half of him.
>Celestia's horn glows brighter and hums ominously
>"No, Stop! Let her take Anon!" shouts Shining Armour
>The magic flares and Anon is split cleanly down the middle.
>The cut isn't bleeding, due to the princess's magic cauterizing the severed halves.
>"Very well, your half will also go to Cadence."
>The two now limp halves of Anon's body are placed on the ground in front of Cadence, who just looks on in shock
>Today was a reminder not to leave problems to the princesses to solve

>>26197754
>Ponygamy
That was accidental, but now that you point it out, is amusing.
>>26197787
I'm not a nip, you just need a shower you filthy fuck.
>>26197803
She's a big girl.
Largepon is nice

>>26197825
>I'm not a nip, you just need a shower you filthy fuck.
And you need a fuck, you filthy shower!
What am I supposed to do, shower five times a day? I can't live in the shower, I wouldn't be able to afford the water bill! You are discriminating against ponies with high libidos! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

And you know WHAT?
You should ...... quit drunking!!

just joking don't plis dont durnk it's only game dont heff to be mad plis
shit my head is killing me wat do kill me pls smpony

>>26197825
Alternate #3:
>"Now now, children - if you cannot play nice and share, you cannot have your toy."
>And thus Anon was confiscated by Celestia.
>The rumours that she kept a personal 'love-monkey' in her bed-chambers would persist for years to come.

>>26197582
>Gleaming Shield
You know, I've seen some really good green with her. As a general rule I hate r63, but she's been pretty well done when I've read her.